WEBVTT - "HPV CAN'T STOP ME!" w/ Erin Foley

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of

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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Radio. No you're not. You're gonna have a

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<v Speaker 1>great morning. You're gonna have a great morning because it's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's birthday week. I love a virgo. Try me, try

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<v Speaker 1>mew world. You think I don't love a virgo. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna turn up everybody's determine us. Did I turn yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's organized, somebody's thinking a Google calendar, somebody's a invirgo.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody is literally the person that I started this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>within her kitchen seven hundred years ago. Hello, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Arta Marie, coming to you from my boogie garage

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<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles, California. We have fancy new cameras in

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<v Speaker 1>here from my heart. Thank you. I Heart got us

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<v Speaker 1>some fancy cameras so we can put up some fun

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<v Speaker 1>reels clips. We can add stuff to my TikTok for

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. As the kids say the tiktokok, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm gonna become a TikTok dancer, a TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok influencer, which is how you get limes disease is

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of humor room where people love limes. Disease anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>don't lie down in the grass of New England. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you get the bulletmark, go quickly for your antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>You're here from some medical tips. Listen. Brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>by New England. Hey, New England. With us today, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>she's back. I can't even This is the person I

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<v Speaker 1>started the podcast with in her kitchen and her triplex

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<v Speaker 1>that she shared with her twin and we were in

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<v Speaker 1>her forties. We were and her cat and her cat

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<v Speaker 1>and her keenu and um we went and we we

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<v Speaker 1>did the first episode, Boobs in the Moonlight Body, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we learned in Eddie Peppertone for a month during

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<v Speaker 1>the Ben Higgins season. Oh my god, that is he

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<v Speaker 1>still alive? Is he doing? Comes and dances once a

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<v Speaker 1>year at my birthday party? Eddie? Of course, Eddie is

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<v Speaker 1>still along partner. I wonder what sign Eddie is? Will

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<v Speaker 1>you look up Eddie Peppertone's birth date with us today

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<v Speaker 1>is a woman who's a I gotta say, one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite humans on Earth, one of my favorite stand

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<v Speaker 1>ups on Earth. If you have not bought and downloaded

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<v Speaker 1>her album and listened to it. Don't even worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get her comedy album. Sometimes when I

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes like my phone will open and it's like it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be on iTunes in my car and it'll be you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about ghosts or like kids on airplanes. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna tell you. I'll sit and listen to it and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go look good dance. She's funny. I was about

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<v Speaker 1>to say golly, and I thought I've never said golly

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<v Speaker 1>on an entire life. She's also a television writer. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a writer on One Day at a Time. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>writer on that nineties show. I mean, what can't she do? Also,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the fucking ship. We love her. Miss Aaron Voy

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<v Speaker 1>can say Eddie's a scorpio, sexy and like series, a

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<v Speaker 1>sexy guy that likes I don't know anything about signs,

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<v Speaker 1>but my favorite thing to do is go, okay, well

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. What's his birth day? Okay, okay, Okay's November.

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<v Speaker 1>He's almost he could be like almost election day. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a sexy you more than I do. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>sexy guy that likes secrets. By the way, my dad

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<v Speaker 1>was a scorpio, was so to say that somebody's sexy

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<v Speaker 1>is disgusted. Okay, but that's how people all scorpios go,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like they're sop the scorpios, I know basically

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<v Speaker 1>announced like it's they basically announced that they're good in bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like you have to let somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>say that about Yeah, a big red flag if someone's

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<v Speaker 1>coming in with I'm good in bed before you've chegged them. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a friend like friends. It's like friends of

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<v Speaker 1>mine and are like, well, I'm a scorpio and don't

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<v Speaker 1>like as your nightmare like my dad? Do you eat

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<v Speaker 1>cake and cookies with a hair maan, I'm like driving meata.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Okay, Ladies and gentlemen, did I

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<v Speaker 1>say your name Aaron Foley? Did I? So? I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's been a staff Okay, before we get to a

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<v Speaker 1>very important order of business we have with us today

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<v Speaker 1>is ladies, dick. You know, we've had a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>dudes on the podcast this season. We've had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of dude energy and uh, there's been too much, too

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<v Speaker 1>much much dick in here. And we say this as

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<v Speaker 1>you're the Queen of the Boner Patrol, so as you

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<v Speaker 1>say we needed a little feminine energy in here. We

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<v Speaker 1>also have with us, of course, our production team. We

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<v Speaker 1>have Dr Tanna Dana, Arianna Hannah Montana, and Dr Katie Levin.

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<v Speaker 1>We needed ladies, oh, Dr Banana. And I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is just like put a pin in it, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna try. Just put a pen. If you're in the

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<v Speaker 1>East Coast area, we're gonna try to maybe and either

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<v Speaker 1>the afternoon of Rock October sixteenth, which is a Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>or the evening of Monday Rock October seventeen, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try to do a live podcast somewhere in the New

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<v Speaker 1>York City area. We're gonna try to do, like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not saying to me, a giant extravaganza, but it will

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<v Speaker 1>be fun. It will have my brother in it. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>something like maybe we can dragon some Bachelor contestans. We

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<v Speaker 1>can try to like hunt down Michelle Collins. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to come hang with me and the Good Doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna try to do a live podcast either Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>the afternoon or Sunday October six or maybe Monday night

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<v Speaker 1>October day. Just think about it. Just put this this

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<v Speaker 1>debate about TVD, there's this there's movie parts also, But

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<v Speaker 1>the most important thing yesterday with somebody sweet sixteentay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>can we all just sing happy birthday to a virgo?

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<v Speaker 1>It was your birthday yesterday and you were on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you blow out a candle and make a wig? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest thing is I was on Southwest Airlines is

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<v Speaker 1>just a toilet bass group? Were you in the group?

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<v Speaker 1>And they know? Of course I was in the abs

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<v Speaker 1>hi early dollars worth it. I had to take Southwest

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<v Speaker 1>and it's fine, I'll make this real quick. You know

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<v Speaker 1>how they joke around and you want to kill yourself. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the head lady was like, it's somebody's birthday, and I

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<v Speaker 1>legitimately got excited, like I was five, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so Shelly come on up, And I was

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<v Speaker 1>like what Shelly? Yeah she was, she was young, she

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<v Speaker 1>was a child. But I was like, push out her child, Shelly.

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<v Speaker 1>And so Shelly comes up. Okay, she was. She had

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<v Speaker 1>a little you know, she had a stuffed animal. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we had to pull the like we had

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<v Speaker 1>to put the like but the call buttons on and

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<v Speaker 1>then she made a wish and we blew them. I

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<v Speaker 1>was I right, I gotta tell you, I am so

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<v Speaker 1>mad at Shelley right right, I gotta tell you she

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<v Speaker 1>blew out, made a wish and blew out the cold lights. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>did everybody in the plane go? No? She she did,

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<v Speaker 1>and then hit the lights. I've never seen that. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't sat out of out of control. Okay, everyone pretended

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<v Speaker 1>I was on I I was on Southwest flying to Mexico. Once.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to brag things first, classic tanning. I

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<v Speaker 1>killed a guy at Vonce and so I was flying

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<v Speaker 1>Southwest in Mexico and when the Stewart Stewart flight attendant,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Sure I figured it out when the flight attendant, um,

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<v Speaker 1>it was Mother's Day and that person captured us and

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<v Speaker 1>was like as like Southwest and was like, happy Mother's

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<v Speaker 1>Day to all the mothers out there. I am not

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<v Speaker 1>a mother and I don't have a mother, but but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure for you mothers are people with the mothers.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I was like, give me a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>please keep it go, please keep the vamping more. I

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<v Speaker 1>was there. I was so excited. I couldn't believe I

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<v Speaker 1>got a ticket to the best town. It went on.

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<v Speaker 1>It devolved from there. I got panicked and giggly. I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe the I got the best one ever. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got someone that was over it and got someone

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<v Speaker 1>that was over it. Well, happy birthday, Shelly on Southwest Airline.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're so out of control they I had and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't want to get in trouble. But

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<v Speaker 1>my doctor I have just sort of like whatever. The

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<v Speaker 1>doctor that they assigned you in your network, god like

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<v Speaker 1>had like a Southwest pilot pilot. She freaked out. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I went for like a blood work thing and uh

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, and you're here for your flu shot.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I emailed with your office and

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<v Speaker 1>they said it was too early. She's like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm not the doctor now. I was like, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was your off, do you why it or not?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, based off your office saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be ineffective because it was too really okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm not the doctor. That happened yesterday it

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<v Speaker 1>is too early. Yeah. Yeah, it was so crazy. What

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<v Speaker 1>a reaction it was that happened before you have the

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<v Speaker 1>receptionists are out of control. It was a doctor that

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<v Speaker 1>was my receptionist like, would not let me come in,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had like strep throat and he's like, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>go away in a few days, and I was like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I came. I forced my way and my

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<v Speaker 1>doctor was like, wait, like, why why are you have

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<v Speaker 1>you not come here? Your strep thoughts so bad it

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<v Speaker 1>could lead to heart disease. And I was like, your

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<v Speaker 1>team told me not to come in, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're talking about. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>why is no one on the same page. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>the reason was going on, and she was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>offer me something because look, I'm single again, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm going to get my HPV vaccine. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think i'd be single. Let's get it. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to get HPV. So I go down and the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor is like they they First of all, they were like,

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<v Speaker 1>made me call my insurance to see if it covered,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm so it covered, right. So I go down

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, can you bleep out when it says

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over, And then yeah, yeah, bleep that place, bleep

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<v Speaker 1>that out. So I exactly bleep it out, bleep out

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<v Speaker 1>my age. I'm over twenty five so I go down

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<v Speaker 1>there so that I I go down there and this

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<v Speaker 1>she wouldn't give it to me because I'm over twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five and and I was like, so you're saying, they

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<v Speaker 1>just bet no one will fuck you over the age

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<v Speaker 1>of I was like, look, you can still get HPV.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you think I've either such like a like a

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<v Speaker 1>promiscuous lady that I've like I've been on fleet week

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<v Speaker 1>for the last twenty five years and like that I

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<v Speaker 1>had definitely only have it by now or I've crossed

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<v Speaker 1>over and if I haven't gotten it by note, no

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<v Speaker 1>one will ever fuck me again. So so this corgy

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<v Speaker 1>body is ready to go. I was like, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>when she offers, like I can't give you the flu shot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, that's not why I'm here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here for the HPV. Like Tom, it was just can

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<v Speaker 1>you believe here's another fact? How rude is that about

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<v Speaker 1>the scratch off? So I hope things got even. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm like, I can still get HPV. That's

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<v Speaker 1>really up into the streets of Los Angeles screaming I

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<v Speaker 1>can still get HPV. I listen, I still got it.

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<v Speaker 1>If this isn't a clip on, I heart radio. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what it can still can still get HPV.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm not hot. I can still get h

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<v Speaker 1>p V. I can get HPV at a I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like to try exactly, it's already in me. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so hot I get HPV, but I just just

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<v Speaker 1>love to try. But I'm willing on different days, like legit,

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<v Speaker 1>if I can't step out of my house and not

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<v Speaker 1>get e p V. Anyways, seen the temperatures in Los Angeles,

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<v Speaker 1>I could get HPV. I mean, can you even that have?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of a HPV for a bedroom, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>a one one bedroom. I come to the HPV potential, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>central HPV listen look, speaking of HPV, let's talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the Bachelor. I got James Taylor's out of control by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, God, I was drug driving and with an

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen and eighteen year old and he was like he

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested like at the college by the college police

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<v Speaker 1>and putting like the college campus jail anyd like she

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<v Speaker 1>was eighteen and was so d that he was just

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<v Speaker 1>going to help her home. Okay, here we go. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I went apartment, I have been loan and his paid

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<v Speaker 1>his like spawn con ampartment. I didn't get hp V

0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:22.240
<v Speaker 1>from him. Somebody's going to give me HPV, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a singer or batch. Kids, it might be the

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<v Speaker 1>singer songwriter. He might give me, h you so vain

0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:35.000
<v Speaker 1>and filled with HPV. You. I think this song is

0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Carly Simon. Kids are once upon a time there was

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<v Speaker 1>a singer song here. Okay, anyway, here we go, Yebby

0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:45.960
<v Speaker 1>and Rachel the finale. Um, okay, I gotta tell you

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<v Speaker 1>here's the deal, guys. Let me just get right to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel is a nice lady. I wish her well. I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm female positive. I felt like, what is hap ning?

0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Avin is the most logical contestant we've ever had. I

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<v Speaker 1>did not know how much I craved a man in

0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:10.200
<v Speaker 1>a pearl necklace. I didn't know what was happening with

0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:16.240
<v Speaker 1>that necklace. Wait, what he was wearing? A yeah? But

0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.040
<v Speaker 1>they also kept cropping it out. They kept doing things

0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.440
<v Speaker 1>where they're like, the sound might not get that like

0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.600
<v Speaker 1>I think, well, I said, I think Harry, Yeah, Harry

0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:31.240
<v Speaker 1>styles that. Harry styles. Jock Peterson started it. He's a

0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.920
<v Speaker 1>baseball player. But that was weird. No, it was cool.

0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:36.480
<v Speaker 1>They asked him why are you wearing that? He said,

0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:40.440
<v Speaker 1>because I'm a bad bitch. Yeah, no, I know, and

0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm a big Peterson fan. But I still was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's not like some like homophobe. I don't know.

0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:52.520
<v Speaker 1>I know that all the guys are like so they

0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Nate also were from that just because of the whole

0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.520
<v Speaker 1>term pearl necklace. No no, no oh yeah no no.

0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Trust said that all the young all the young guys

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<v Speaker 1>are like cool and like anyway. So I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of interaction with young men. You you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have never did. But what if you want to get?

0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.200
<v Speaker 1>What if you want to get, You'll have to put

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<v Speaker 1>myself back out there. But you're not gonna get. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna be able to get. I have to talk

0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.120
<v Speaker 1>to my wife before I put myself out there with

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<v Speaker 1>young men trying to get I'm can you believe it? No,

0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get anybody in trouble. But I

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<v Speaker 1>may have gone to a pharmacy and got into a

0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.200
<v Speaker 1>pharmacist to give me the vaccine. Dude, that's what I do.

0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't go to my whatever. Yeah I got one. Afterwards,

0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I will go avoid age PV

0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:46.360
<v Speaker 1>because I'm a sexually active woman in her midday. Yes,

0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:54.800
<v Speaker 1>just go to CVS right in the middle of the store. Honestly,

0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:58.120
<v Speaker 1>they do it all, they do it all. Happy birthday, Shelly,

0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday, Shelly. How you're a child child named Shelley

0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:06.760
<v Speaker 1>is already peeking anyway? So here we go exactly, and

0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.680
<v Speaker 1>here we go, so then we have so then we

0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:14.520
<v Speaker 1>go fantasy sweets. So here's my theory. I feel like,

0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:16.480
<v Speaker 1>and this I'm gonna toss us out early and then

0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.360
<v Speaker 1>we can work up to it when we get there.

0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Watching how she treated a van when he wouldn't give

0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.040
<v Speaker 1>her what she wanted, and then I thought somebody tweeted

0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.840
<v Speaker 1>us this was it because she knew she wanted Tino

0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:32.200
<v Speaker 1>and this was her way, Like is this what she

0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.880
<v Speaker 1>did to Zak and the fantasy sweets about the age

0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and it's her I don't even think she's aware that.

0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she's even cognizant that she's doing it.

0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.360
<v Speaker 1>She wants Tino and so it's her way that she

0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.400
<v Speaker 1>doesn't have, she can't be and she doesn't want to

0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.760
<v Speaker 1>be clay doesn't want to she doesn't want to be Clayton.

0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:52.880
<v Speaker 1>So she's like Clay. So she's like so, so she's

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<v Speaker 1>like I feel like she's throwing all these giant fires

0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and people are like, what are you talking about? Because

0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.520
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't know, like she doesn't want to be like

0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I told you I love you, but I actually love

0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Tina because she just like she doesn't want to be

0:17:07.560 --> 0:17:08.919
<v Speaker 1>that guy. She doesn't want to break up with them,

0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.000
<v Speaker 1>so she's trying to get them to break up with her, yes,

0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.160
<v Speaker 1>and that they're the bad guys. She just wants Tino.

0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.520
<v Speaker 1>And it's like I would have like obviously like with

0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.720
<v Speaker 1>even like the way she was acting. I was just

0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.200
<v Speaker 1>like watching it being like, you don't like even though yeah,

0:17:21.520 --> 0:17:24.440
<v Speaker 1>you like Tino the most. It is a great guy.

0:17:24.520 --> 0:17:29.960
<v Speaker 1>He's this guy the world Tino is. He's number three,

0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:33.960
<v Speaker 1>number one and one for the other one that Bateman

0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:43.879
<v Speaker 1>the serial killer, serial killer. Yeah, yeah, yea god. I

0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:48.280
<v Speaker 1>like ladies dated. I was wanting or Tino is gonna

0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:54.600
<v Speaker 1>literally murder? That feels to win? He okay, what I want?

0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like Kevin Covin, Covin, listen, which is here

0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.639
<v Speaker 1>we go? What I want to say? I think I

0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:05.600
<v Speaker 1>think that when she said you're right, when she said

0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:08.639
<v Speaker 1>he's everything, on paper on paper is not your little

0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:12.240
<v Speaker 1>who she doing a dance. It's not doing the HPV dance.

0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Something nice? Is that? The HPV of seven veils of paper? No, no, no,

0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:20.720
<v Speaker 1>the h the dance of the some of the veils

0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:26.200
<v Speaker 1>for HPV or sport HPV can't stop me. I did

0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.439
<v Speaker 1>get a shot. I did get a shot at a

0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:34.280
<v Speaker 1>shady pharmacy. Take that doctor, um um oh, I guess

0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:38.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. The doctor was so crazy exactly, She's never

0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.200
<v Speaker 1>going to see me again. I like the I'm doing

0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:44.040
<v Speaker 1>this on a free public forum. Okay, anyway, she or

0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:46.399
<v Speaker 1>he or they, we don't know what my doctor is.

0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:51.200
<v Speaker 1>I called her. She maybe I'm miss gendering this person. Well,

0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.520
<v Speaker 1>it still seems like an idiot. Okay, So here she goes.

0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.560
<v Speaker 1>So this is my theory. My theory is everything leading

0:18:58.680 --> 0:19:02.240
<v Speaker 1>up is a person gas lighting and lighting fires because

0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.280
<v Speaker 1>they don't know how to say I told you I

0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:07.160
<v Speaker 1>loved you, just like Clint and did. I don't want

0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.159
<v Speaker 1>to be cut and yeah, I want Why did she

0:19:10.280 --> 0:19:13.000
<v Speaker 1>say it though, because I don't believe that she felt it,

0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:15.399
<v Speaker 1>especially I think I know the moment. I think it

0:19:15.440 --> 0:19:17.439
<v Speaker 1>felt good in the moment to get carried away. She

0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:21.359
<v Speaker 1>seemed to like even though I think I think he's

0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:24.879
<v Speaker 1>hot and sweet, super nice, but like it felt different

0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:28.520
<v Speaker 1>watching her with Tino anyone else the entire She picked

0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:33.960
<v Speaker 1>him immediately. Her panties are any twist when he got

0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:35.320
<v Speaker 1>out of the limo night, when he got the first

0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:40.320
<v Speaker 1>impression she has wanted to be the boon since he

0:19:40.480 --> 0:19:43.280
<v Speaker 1>like rolled up on a fork left. I don't understand

0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.399
<v Speaker 1>it because I find him to be gross. He's just

0:19:46.800 --> 0:19:52.000
<v Speaker 1>he's got a real creepy swarmy. He's like he's got

0:19:52.000 --> 0:19:53.920
<v Speaker 1>that like like oh, I'm going to say one thing

0:19:54.000 --> 0:19:57.440
<v Speaker 1>and then go out the door. And his family's miserable.

0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:02.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like Familia, I can't wait to say the two

0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:06.359
<v Speaker 1>dad's meet. That's a lot of al no, no, but

0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:10.360
<v Speaker 1>eventually if they're okay, okay, So here we are to

0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Tony is like to, did you know dad it is

0:20:18.680 --> 0:20:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it's our anniversary. Okay, So that's a Tony Tony Tony hunk.

0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:25.719
<v Speaker 1>So here we go, Zack and Rachel. Zach polls her

0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:27.800
<v Speaker 1>aside at the road ceremony and he's like the fantasy

0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:30.679
<v Speaker 1>suite fell off. I was not seeing the real Rachel.

0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I was saying Bachelorette, Rachel, I was upset. So then

0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:37.560
<v Speaker 1>they bring him out and all these nice guys that

0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.600
<v Speaker 1>were being logical had to go in and apologize for

0:20:40.720 --> 0:20:44.920
<v Speaker 1>like seemingly doing a personality like one eight when they

0:20:44.960 --> 0:20:47.679
<v Speaker 1>go when they go into the fantasy behind, Yeah, they

0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.679
<v Speaker 1>can't win. When they get like because she's in charge

0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:52.840
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, oh my god, I can't trust them,

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:55.119
<v Speaker 1>you're too young or whatever, she pulls out of grass

0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:57.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's like then they have to like sit there

0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and apologize. Oh my god. When he was like, why,

0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:04.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry, you know what, Like I'm just so sorry,

0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:08.680
<v Speaker 1>and you know, deep in her heart she knows. She's like, yeah,

0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:11.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry too, but like you know, she knows in

0:21:11.720 --> 0:21:15.760
<v Speaker 1>her heart that she was a stink stinker. Yeah, yeah,

0:21:15.840 --> 0:21:19.359
<v Speaker 1>she's I have to say, she was really painful to watch.

0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:22.400
<v Speaker 1>It did feel like it was almost like they all

0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.880
<v Speaker 1>got like pr trained to be like just be polite,

0:21:26.000 --> 0:21:32.520
<v Speaker 1>go in there, don't become the bad, apologize, don't Everyone

0:21:32.560 --> 0:21:34.480
<v Speaker 1>on social media would come after them. But I looked

0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:38.000
<v Speaker 1>at almost everything that I saw online. People were going

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:40.800
<v Speaker 1>after being like, why are these guys apologizing to Rachel?

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:46.040
<v Speaker 1>She should apologize, especially even I was like, I'm sorry.

0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:49.560
<v Speaker 1>He was being so logical. Also, he's like, I want

0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:51.560
<v Speaker 1>to go home, I want to take you, I want

0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:56.040
<v Speaker 1>to continue. She listening to she was not. She said, yeah,

0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:59.440
<v Speaker 1>She's like, they're so fixated on this fucking ring. Okay,

0:21:59.440 --> 0:22:01.400
<v Speaker 1>we will get that. I will get that. I don't

0:22:01.400 --> 0:22:03.399
<v Speaker 1>think you're here for the right reasons, Rachel. Can I

0:22:03.440 --> 0:22:07.520
<v Speaker 1>just say she looked so depressed in the like like

0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 1>it was like she she died or her great which

0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:15.119
<v Speaker 1>again I've seen people like it's like she'said it's like

0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:20.240
<v Speaker 1>she's so beautiful, she's a gorgeous she she's a bombshell.

0:22:20.440 --> 0:22:22.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming. But I was like, this is not

0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:27.119
<v Speaker 1>a person that's glowing and in love. No, Gabby, look happy, Gabby,

0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:31.720
<v Speaker 1>look happy Gabby. I don't know if Gabby looked happy.

0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I was watching her. I was watching her. I was

0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.880
<v Speaker 1>watching her get emotional, like it didn't work out, Like

0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:43.280
<v Speaker 1>there were times when Eric was on screen with her

0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:45.960
<v Speaker 1>parents that she was like smiling, yes, and then that's

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.240
<v Speaker 1>what I thought, this is getting ahead. But at the end,

0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Jesse goes in. Then next week we'll see did these

0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:55.480
<v Speaker 1>women find their dream men or something like that, and

0:22:55.800 --> 0:23:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Rachel's face just like dropped, like she's like if I'm

0:23:00.080 --> 0:23:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm if I'm Gabby. I think I think if I'm guessing,

0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Rachel's did not and Gabby I'm really hoping because I

0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:14.159
<v Speaker 1>want to wrap her up in duct tape and and

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:17.560
<v Speaker 1>I hate that she thinks the ring is gonna like, okay,

0:23:19.440 --> 0:23:21.880
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I love her. Do you think she's

0:23:21.880 --> 0:23:25.920
<v Speaker 1>with Eric? Yeah? I do. I think I think Gabby.

0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:29.639
<v Speaker 1>It seemed to me that Gabby and Eric's relationship could

0:23:30.040 --> 0:23:33.800
<v Speaker 1>get over the hump of a non engagement something even

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:37.959
<v Speaker 1>watching her with um what's his name? Who? Who? Jason?

0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.280
<v Speaker 1>Even watching her freak out and then come back and

0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>go okay, Like it seems like she can have a

0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:46.280
<v Speaker 1>big feeling, which I get. Look, you're the bachelorette. Two

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:48.480
<v Speaker 1>of your guys have left, you haven't got You're not

0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:51.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna get one proposed. I'm sorry, that's just the game.

0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not like, I can see your mom doesn't love you,

0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 1>like like even her family is like, yeah, that's like

0:23:57.960 --> 0:24:01.320
<v Speaker 1>it's clearly it's an like the way her mom has

0:24:01.359 --> 0:24:03.679
<v Speaker 1>presented has not been loving. So whether she loves her

0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:06.560
<v Speaker 1>or not, I don't know anything about it, but like, so,

0:24:06.560 --> 0:24:09.119
<v Speaker 1>so you're a person that has not you don't have

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:14.280
<v Speaker 1>unconditional love, and then so you're the bachelor, surely one

0:24:14.400 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 1>of the three guys will at least go to Neil

0:24:16.640 --> 0:24:19.159
<v Speaker 1>Lane and pick out a like a princess cut and

0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:22.879
<v Speaker 1>not one not on that and reinforcing if you already

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:28.359
<v Speaker 1>have this narrative since birth that you're unlovable. So like,

0:24:28.480 --> 0:24:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I get it, Like I don't. Yes, I understand the

0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:32.840
<v Speaker 1>fixation on a ring, but that's the name of the

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:34.639
<v Speaker 1>game and to be the one bachelor in history that

0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:38.239
<v Speaker 1>didn't get one proposal. Also, I think you know, it

0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>feels different this season because there's two and the time

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:43.640
<v Speaker 1>has been less for each of them. So I feel

0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:46.119
<v Speaker 1>like that's why a lot of the guys aren't feeling ready,

0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:48.919
<v Speaker 1>because genuinely haven't had as much time as they normally

0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 1>would have. But also, I bet you anything, the producers

0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:53.680
<v Speaker 1>are just in their ears, going, well, you need that, right,

0:24:53.920 --> 0:24:56.400
<v Speaker 1>like that ring symbolizes his love. But I do think

0:24:56.400 --> 0:24:58.879
<v Speaker 1>it is the name of the game if there's not

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 1>one propos I know I'm not saying that. Look, I've

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 1>never been on a hunt for a ring. I've been

0:25:05.560 --> 0:25:08.520
<v Speaker 1>on a hunt for an HPV vaccine, but I've never

0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 1>already but I've never been on a hunt for a

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>ring and so, but I I can see in the moment,

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:19.520
<v Speaker 1>you're tired, you you're you're expecting a proposal from signing

0:25:19.560 --> 0:25:23.159
<v Speaker 1>them producers in your ear and you're like, that's the show.

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Is you in the dress with the guy on the knee,

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:28.400
<v Speaker 1>Like that is the show? And so and and we've

0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:30.560
<v Speaker 1>seen this before, right, so the whole time, Like when

0:25:30.600 --> 0:25:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I was like last night, when I was watching, I

0:25:32.400 --> 0:25:38.879
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, like the like Eric's concerns, Evan's concerns, Like, yeah,

0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:41.560
<v Speaker 1>that's what they should be saying, it should be feeling.

0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.760
<v Speaker 1>But then we've all seen this before. It is the

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 1>end game if you get down on the knee and

0:25:46.760 --> 0:25:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you propose. And so it's a tough spot for like,

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.639
<v Speaker 1>I mean, all of them. Now, Eric's complicated because he's

0:25:52.680 --> 0:25:55.159
<v Speaker 1>had a complicated So we're just gonna I'm gonna go

0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:59.199
<v Speaker 1>with I do like Eric, and I believe I'm not

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.680
<v Speaker 1>fully I'm just gonna go with the just for now,

0:26:01.800 --> 0:26:04.320
<v Speaker 1>for the narrative of this podcast, I'm gonna go with

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>the person that Gabby has met and not the stuff

0:26:06.800 --> 0:26:09.479
<v Speaker 1>that we have. I'm not trying to separate, but like

0:26:09.640 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 1>just for the sake of the narrative of the game

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 1>of this, like treating it like a game. I feel

0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:19.879
<v Speaker 1>like the too Aven and Eric seem like they have

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>real lives. Eric's dad is has died um Aven like

0:26:24.800 --> 0:26:27.280
<v Speaker 1>and was dying and died during the process of this.

0:26:27.720 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Even seems like a nice, real guy. So they actually

0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:34.200
<v Speaker 1>are picking guys that are like, what's the logical thing?

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:37.320
<v Speaker 1>That's logical? And I believe that they are there and

0:26:37.320 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>they're like, I'm nuts about you. I've been on two

0:26:40.080 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 1>dates with you. But like they've actually cast logical guys

0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 1>who don't seem to be there for Instagram followers, which

0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:51.359
<v Speaker 1>is shocking. Yeah, No, I like them, and I feel

0:26:51.359 --> 0:26:53.439
<v Speaker 1>like I have more confidence. I mean, who knows, but

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:55.359
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I have more confidence in Gabby and

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Eric figure it out whatever it is, yeah, than than

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:04.119
<v Speaker 1>the the Tino just seems so gross to make. Gabby

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 1>and Eric seems more mature and have to have better

0:27:07.320 --> 0:27:10.199
<v Speaker 1>communication that we already saw them have a fight and

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 1>then like talk it out. Gabby is miles ahead and

0:27:14.080 --> 0:27:16.960
<v Speaker 1>emotional maturity than Rachel is, like the way she deals

0:27:16.960 --> 0:27:19.679
<v Speaker 1>with things versus how Rachel deals with things. It's like

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:23.879
<v Speaker 1>polar off. Gabby has had a much harder life. Rachel

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:26.440
<v Speaker 1>has like, you know, like, oh my god, don't yell

0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:28.920
<v Speaker 1>at me, white girl vibes. Yeah, I know he wasn't

0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:35.679
<v Speaker 1>you know that he knew he had to present like

0:27:35.760 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't yelling. He's so sweet, you know. It reminded

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.360
<v Speaker 1>me I used to date this one a long time ago,

0:27:42.560 --> 0:27:45.919
<v Speaker 1>and when when we get into an argument again, no

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>one was yelling and I was not yelling. But when

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.160
<v Speaker 1>you're when you're you know he did, and you're talking

0:27:52.160 --> 0:27:56.160
<v Speaker 1>about you're passionate, of course your tone changing, it gets

0:27:56.200 --> 0:28:00.639
<v Speaker 1>amped up and she would go tone tone, tone, own tone,

0:28:01.240 --> 0:28:04.440
<v Speaker 1>and which would make me then I raped and I'd

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:05.720
<v Speaker 1>be like, what are you talking you? I was like,

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:08.919
<v Speaker 1>are we supposed to have an argument where I'm just meaning, like,

0:28:09.359 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, when you said that, I really felt like

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it hurt my And she's like yeah, and I'm like, well,

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 1>psychopaths talk like that. But like he was just his

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>tone of voice was changing because he was pleading his case.

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 1>He was not yelling. She to me is like, I

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.159
<v Speaker 1>just want to be engaged. But Gabby to me is

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:31.760
<v Speaker 1>more like I want to be loved. Yeah, so you're

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>my new doctor, so I will cover you. I'll give

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 1>you any shot you want. I want out of the

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:48.240
<v Speaker 1>trunk of my bow. Talk pantful of me? What else

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 1>do I want? You know? But the cool thing about

0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:52.960
<v Speaker 1>my shots is they come out of like a T

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 1>shirt gun. So you just have to run and then

0:28:55.960 --> 0:28:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I try to go. It's like a fun game. We

0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:00.240
<v Speaker 1>can do it. We can do it the back. Wait,

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you're just like you're basically it's like a sport. You're

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:07.120
<v Speaker 1>like you're like hosing me with HPV. I'm just trying to.

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to. That's good. Let's take a quick

0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:17.640
<v Speaker 1>break and we'll be right back. Oh yeah, I need

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>a sexual time out and we're back. Okay. So the

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:29.160
<v Speaker 1>poor Zach is like I did love you. I felt blindsided.

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I wish we could have gotten there, you know, you know,

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:36.080
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. And you're too young. He's twenty five.

0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>Made me laugh so hard. She's like and a half.

0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 1>They are looking months apart. He's like, we're literally the

0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:50.120
<v Speaker 1>same mate, are you ready? And he's like, she goes months,

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>she goes, I just wanted to know if you were ready.

0:29:52.480 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 1>But it's like, if you already know that, we're like

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:57.560
<v Speaker 1>not going to be he already made. He's basically like,

0:29:57.640 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I now know you already picked tinaw so so why

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>did you then have to like he didn't have to

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 1>take him to the favor I stand by last week

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:10.840
<v Speaker 1>when I said she did not want that D coming out.

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:15.080
<v Speaker 1>She did not went to deal with that D. Don't

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:19.479
<v Speaker 1>take him to the phone. Just go hey, did You're

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:21.600
<v Speaker 1>a great guy. It's not arguing out between us. That's

0:30:21.640 --> 0:30:24.640
<v Speaker 1>just it's not here. Now. Look, we've all I've gotten

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:29.840
<v Speaker 1>in situations where I like, uh, like a young art

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.680
<v Speaker 1>in like college age artist, twenty something artis because she's

0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>twenty five. So like Young Arden has been like I

0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>get yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, you know bubble letters,

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>there's a skeleton key. I would invite them to the Vintage.

0:30:45.880 --> 0:30:48.160
<v Speaker 1>We would be like in a T J. Friday, We'll go,

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:50.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, I'd invite them to. So like Young Arden,

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I would eventually weasel out of things, but I would

0:30:54.600 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>let myself get past where I wanted to because I

0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:00.680
<v Speaker 1>didn't know how to not particularly someone was nice, so

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:02.480
<v Speaker 1>you kind of pick a fight, right, and then I

0:31:02.520 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 1>have to you three weeks young. I know I told

0:31:07.760 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 1>you I love you, but I don't know already. And

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:18.960
<v Speaker 1>a picture it as um as like digging in the

0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 1>heels as she was with Avin, like the level of

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 1>of like hysteria as she was at Avin. I think

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 1>she was with him about the age I would have

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 1>just been just grabbing every bottle of alcohol in that

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>fantasy suite and getting hammered. Okay, so then we have, um,

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Rachel is going to bring two guys. She's starting with Avin.

0:31:41.160 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Her mom actually ended up being very sweet. At first.

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like when the mom was like, I can't

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.360
<v Speaker 1>wait to touch her. I can't wait to touch her.

0:31:47.560 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 1>But then her mom and up, I thought her mom

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>was lovely. Um, Tony I think was on his best behavior,

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:57.960
<v Speaker 1>great shirt. And then when he goes and then her

0:31:58.000 --> 0:32:02.280
<v Speaker 1>two best friends came, Katie had feelings about them, and

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like, just like good cop, bad copies out

0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:14.720
<v Speaker 1>of here. I know she have something to tell you.

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Do that again, do that again? Really, we have to

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 1>report back to you. He said he was not ready

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>to get engaged, and then Rachel's face like what the

0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:30.760
<v Speaker 1>way she looked like she was about to kill something.

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:32.960
<v Speaker 1>She was so ready for her clothes off. She was

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>like Lisa Renna in a fight on Beverly Hill. You

0:32:35.520 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>really did fill in that moment, like is this Housewives?

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Lisa ready? You're right? And it was one friend that

0:32:41.640 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>was like, I guess I'll wear like my like floral dress, Like,

0:32:45.520 --> 0:32:48.480
<v Speaker 1>but are you ready? You're not ready? You're saying you're

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 1>not ready. They were, Yeah, they were ready to do

0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 1>a little like I was on TV, you know. And uh.

0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I also felt like she grabbed them like from the

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 1>parking Like I don't buy that these three hang out. No,

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I was like there was at her hometown.

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>We met him before. He's the other one that was

0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 1>like just so you know, if I remember, he's the

0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 1>one that said that after Rachel's last breakup. He's like.

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 1>She was a mess. I had to deal with her.

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>It was terrible. She would like, why are you capture

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 1>this guy? Like at that point, like it wasn't like

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a choir in high school, Like where did she capture

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:28.480
<v Speaker 1>this guy? And why is he still so devoted her? Yeah?

0:33:28.520 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean he's like the town fun queen. Yeah he

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>has grab him and just yeah, I mean, the thing

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>is he was ready to is did they know that

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>she was on the fence or something, you know, like

0:33:45.400 --> 0:33:49.120
<v Speaker 1>were they looking for a fault? Because itself like that's what, Yes,

0:33:49.200 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 1>that's what I thought. I was like, he was like, look,

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:53.200
<v Speaker 1>give me an out. They're going to get a false

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:56.000
<v Speaker 1>confession out of this guy. Yeah. I thought they were

0:33:56.000 --> 0:34:00.840
<v Speaker 1>going to hate Tino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was literally

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>and so so even was really supportive. So um, he

0:34:07.560 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 1>was so lovely with her family. He is, he is

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>so nice. So he brought he dreamed version. I am

0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:20.279
<v Speaker 1>so much weirder when I meet people's parents and I'm like,

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:24.640
<v Speaker 1>your son is gonna give me? I'm so much weirder.

0:34:24.800 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>He was so smooth, so elegant. He was like, she's

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 1>just very special to me, Like I'm honored to meet

0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>you all. And so he's like, look, I'm here to

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>put you on the spot. It's my daughter, she's my

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.799
<v Speaker 1>pride and joy. Nobody's gonna take her away from me

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:40.759
<v Speaker 1>without a fight. I'm like, that's weird. What are you

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna say? That's gonna remind is you know, beat this

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:46.719
<v Speaker 1>next guy tomorrow? What kind of And I was like,

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 1>now I was taking my daughter away from me without

0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 1>a fight. Yeah, let go, because she's going to end

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 1>up marrying her best friend who's like a young gig

0:34:56.360 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 1>but like, you know, you're not a real dig dong,

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 1>so she's not going to make a great decision. So

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>here we go. Tino and Tony are not that different.

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I don't know a tweet last night he was.

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 1>I kind of thought he might have hated Tina, Like

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I went into it being like, I feel like Tina's

0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:17.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna sunk this up somehow. He's just gonna like be

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 1>really cocky and like entitled. And then he liked him.

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 1>He liked Alpha Si Alpha. She was even was like,

0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 1>I consider Rachel's feelings. Um, this isn't a joke to me.

0:35:29.280 --> 0:35:33.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, we have the same values. Um, you know.

0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>And she's like, even mom aiven an incredible partner. And

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:40.160
<v Speaker 1>the mom was like, she's happy, she's happy, she's glowing,

0:35:40.400 --> 0:35:44.799
<v Speaker 1>she's and then she is. She seemed really genuinely like

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 1>so liking and liking. That's why he's splitting the hairs like, well,

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:54.520
<v Speaker 1>he said he's funing in love with me. He didn't

0:35:54.520 --> 0:35:56.399
<v Speaker 1>say he was in love with me. He said he's

0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>it's the old like this has come about in the

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:01.760
<v Speaker 1>last five years where there's like a real difference between

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:05.880
<v Speaker 1>falling in love and being in love bananas, I know

0:36:06.040 --> 0:36:09.399
<v Speaker 1>the semantics of it. I just I don't know. She's yeah,

0:36:09.440 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>I mean she seemed I don't know that. I found

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 1>that confusing because she during that family day before, like

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.919
<v Speaker 1>the two bff that she found in the parking lot,

0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 1>you know of Chico's. Um, she seemed really happy over

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the moon about a Yeah, I know, but she still

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:31.080
<v Speaker 1>wasn't going to pick him. It was always going to

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>be So then she's like you know, um so then

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:39.040
<v Speaker 1>this friends stir the pots like well, um, She's like

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>she said to her friends, I have expressed that I

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 1>am ready for an engagement. Um well, they're like, well

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>that's a problem because he's not really wanting to be engaged.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:52.240
<v Speaker 1>What what, I'm sorry what, I'm shocked. I am shocked.

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I am not coming out of this not engaged wild

0:36:56.920 --> 0:37:00.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sorry. Like he didn't really see I know,

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 1>he didn't say that. He's saying that. I guess he did.

0:37:02.719 --> 0:37:05.160
<v Speaker 1>To be fair to her, he did say last week,

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.319
<v Speaker 1>I can see myself ready in two weeks. He did

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:11.399
<v Speaker 1>say that he did say it. He did say it. Yeah,

0:37:11.440 --> 0:37:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't remember. I couldn't really there because I was

0:37:13.440 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 1>trying to remember everything here, I think so email listeners,

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 1>email us Rose Podcast at gmail. I'm pretty sure. I'm

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>pretty sure. He said I can get there in two weeks.

0:37:22.200 --> 0:37:26.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for an engagement, so then I can get

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 1>can I can get I can really try to love

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 1>you more? Two weeks. I got two weeks, fourteen business

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 1>days to get my feelings in check. Okay, to week ends,

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:41.040
<v Speaker 1>two weekends? All right, all right, I can do this.

0:37:41.200 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I can love you, and I can love you intended

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>twelve to fourteen days, okay, and we won't see each other.

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>We won't be seeing each other. I'll get there alone

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 1>in fourteen business Yeah, we missed you. I'm very proud

0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>of you, but we missed you so much. You gotta

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 1>get her album Deep Dive right now. Let's take a break.

0:38:04.120 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Go order Deep Dive. Oh, bone Zone Dive for the

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<v Speaker 1>Bone Zone Amber back. Did you order deep Dive for what?

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Did you better ordered deep Dive? I had to take

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:31.040
<v Speaker 1>a break so you can order deep Dive. Oh. By

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:35.160
<v Speaker 1>the way, look, guys, listen, Katie Levine is the best

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 1>in the big can we can we address this? We

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:42.319
<v Speaker 1>know that the commercial breaks. How we have how our

0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:44.520
<v Speaker 1>commercials work. I'm just gonna explain it to people. It's

0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 1>called dynamically insertive commercials. So every person that listens, a

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:50.400
<v Speaker 1>lot of people hear different commercials. Some people might hear too.

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 1>During one break sunnight hear three. You might hear different commercials.

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<v Speaker 1>I have, I can. I have to mark where the

0:38:56.840 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 1>commercials go. I am marking where they go, and when

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.759
<v Speaker 1>I listen back on the on the server, it's there.

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:05.720
<v Speaker 1>But for some reason, when people are listening, the commercials

0:39:05.760 --> 0:39:07.880
<v Speaker 1>are in different spots and we don't know why and

0:39:07.880 --> 0:39:10.480
<v Speaker 1>there and so it basically is there. It doesn't like

0:39:10.520 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>it look confident. I don't come back. It'll come back,

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>and we're so we're aware. I'm trying to fit. I

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:19.240
<v Speaker 1>don't know. We've taught. My heart is aware. We're aware.

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:22.920
<v Speaker 1>We are. It's not cake. We don't know why this trying.

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:26.080
<v Speaker 1>We know there's a slide and it's wild. We know

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:29.359
<v Speaker 1>our commercial because people people are texting, you're right. People

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:31.799
<v Speaker 1>are saying to me, we have listeners coming in. You're

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 1>not wrong and you're better than this. For a free podcast.

0:39:34.920 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 1>We still want to give you the best quality free podcast.

0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:41.719
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna extra long like gap to try to see

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>if that fixes. They don't know a gap, don't that's why.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 1>But you'll say, like we'll be right back, and there's

0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:50.640
<v Speaker 1>cuts in between. Yeah, so like so like what's happening

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 1>is when I'm listening to the server, like the the

0:39:53.800 --> 0:39:55.839
<v Speaker 1>song ends and it like that's where the break is,

0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:57.360
<v Speaker 1>and then are will go and we're back and a

0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 1>lot of times it goes and we're back and then

0:39:59.040 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the commercial starting, So it's it's like jumping, like a

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:04.759
<v Speaker 1>couple of seconds were all hammered, were hammered while we

0:40:04.800 --> 0:40:08.240
<v Speaker 1>do this. I don't know what's going on Dr Banana anything.

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Honestly, I really I can't even comment

0:40:11.320 --> 0:40:13.880
<v Speaker 1>on it because I heart owns the company that does it,

0:40:14.000 --> 0:40:16.000
<v Speaker 1>so I really I Can't's a conflict of interest from me?

0:40:16.000 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Did even say anything? You know, as a doctor, as

0:40:18.160 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>a doctor in a dynamo, I don't know what these

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:24.359
<v Speaker 1>crazy people are talking about. Sorry, I am I am

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>a company woman. Okay, strange cheese if you won't cheese

0:40:29.440 --> 0:40:37.319
<v Speaker 1>and you want to eat it fast? Commercial? Do you

0:40:37.440 --> 0:40:41.040
<v Speaker 1>think you might have HBV. But you're over the age. Yes,

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 1>we're going to get help. Go to CVS. Tino. Listen, Okay,

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:52.680
<v Speaker 1>here we are add we're back. That was Tino has

0:40:52.719 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 1>been spreading HBV for seventeen years. And if you've got

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:58.920
<v Speaker 1>an hb if you've got listen, if you're recently divorced

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>and you're over the age of twenty two and New

0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:06.840
<v Speaker 1>York doctors like you normal you ever again, still get it?

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Hey ever back back small packages of nune ever back. Okay,

0:41:18.120 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I always get cash shoes because they're

0:41:20.600 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 1>less loud to crunch. Then, by the way, the royalties

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>not in honor of the queen, but like they're they're

0:41:27.120 --> 0:41:29.880
<v Speaker 1>less crunchy and loud for the listeners. Don't like to

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 1>hear a nut trip, particularly not an almond and and

0:41:34.360 --> 0:41:37.239
<v Speaker 1>al my mom said, almonds so weird to be like,

0:41:37.400 --> 0:41:40.879
<v Speaker 1>you want to amend. So I got some ammas out

0:41:40.920 --> 0:41:42.799
<v Speaker 1>for you. I put some amaz in the trail mix

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:47.160
<v Speaker 1>and the go up. Does anybody call trail mix? Gorp Oh,

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I've heard that you go up? You got the gop.

0:41:49.160 --> 0:41:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I've heard I'm gonna put some M and m's in

0:41:51.040 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 1>the GOP when when I was a kid, I used

0:41:52.960 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 1>to go to r Yeah, I used to go to

0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:57.120
<v Speaker 1>like backpacking camps and ship and like there would always

0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.200
<v Speaker 1>be like one counselor that would be like the gorp

0:41:59.280 --> 0:42:00.799
<v Speaker 1>and we'd be like, what the funk are you talking?

0:42:01.760 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Was a big gop And now we're going out, Okay,

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 1>here we are um so um so. Then he's so

0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:11.920
<v Speaker 1>she's talking to Evan, She's spinning out. She's like, but

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 1>we talked at length. Now He's like, look, nothing has changed.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure this is a right

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>timing for both of us. Like like she's like, why

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.799
<v Speaker 1>is this happening? I see you at the end of this.

0:42:21.960 --> 0:42:25.720
<v Speaker 1>No you don't, No, you don't dr bb a liar,

0:42:26.000 --> 0:42:30.400
<v Speaker 1>And so then she's like feelings. He's like my He's like,

0:42:30.440 --> 0:42:33.719
<v Speaker 1>look listen, lady, my feelings for you have not changed.

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:36.799
<v Speaker 1>I just want everyone to be confident, like this is

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a big deal, Rachel, I have no doubt. I just

0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:41.880
<v Speaker 1>want to be up front with you. I want to

0:42:41.880 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>be engaged. I'm just trying to be honest with you.

0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:46.319
<v Speaker 1>I would like to see you in Florida, like you

0:42:46.400 --> 0:42:49.239
<v Speaker 1>to come visit me. Like she's like, yeah, tell me

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 1>what page you're on? I am ready. She goes, why

0:42:52.080 --> 0:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>are you yelling at me? And she's like that's what

0:42:54.480 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 1>she was like, why are you yelling at me? And

0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:00.120
<v Speaker 1>then she goes and then he said, I'm not in

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:06.920
<v Speaker 1>confident in us, unconfident, but you know what the tone

0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 1>the right tone? Yes, and I Meanwhile, the women, the

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:15.480
<v Speaker 1>women in the studio audience are rolling their eyes, and

0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, I don't want to see you upset. I

0:43:17.040 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 1>don't want this to end on a bad note. She's like,

0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:21.359
<v Speaker 1>it's a good note. Is fine? I literally was like

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 1>run a bullet. Watching were like, get out. Let's just

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 1>pass forward to his ends because he's later. So then

0:43:33.080 --> 0:43:37.120
<v Speaker 1>later on they come back and uh and it's poor

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Aven and she's like, I see my life with Aven

0:43:40.560 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 1>aven a is it? But we are not on the

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.239
<v Speaker 1>same page. And he's like, look, I just need to

0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:46.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you I messed up. I'm so sorry that I

0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>saw you cry. You know. I want to see where

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:51.480
<v Speaker 1>you live. I want to be fully in love. I

0:43:51.520 --> 0:43:54.239
<v Speaker 1>haven't stopped thinking about things were when we left and

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:56.920
<v Speaker 1>you were crying. She's like, I just thought he would

0:43:57.000 --> 0:44:00.520
<v Speaker 1>never lie. I was blindsided. I that we were on

0:44:00.600 --> 0:44:03.879
<v Speaker 1>the same page. Um, He's like, look I got caught

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:11.640
<v Speaker 1>up and thinks she's like caught up. Oh oh you know, UM,

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I someone I do not want to be engaged with

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:17.640
<v Speaker 1>someone who's not sure in me, not willing to sacrifice.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:19.919
<v Speaker 1>I need to be someone who's sure about me. You're

0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 1>not sure I can't move forward. It's you had two wednesdays.

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't to think about this by yourself. Get your

0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:34.319
<v Speaker 1>ship together, by yourself, to grow our relationship alone. And

0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:37.440
<v Speaker 1>that he was like, I failed. I have no idea

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:40.240
<v Speaker 1>where to golf. I saw my life with her, um

0:44:40.280 --> 0:44:42.680
<v Speaker 1>and then and then she's like, I see you fighting

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.399
<v Speaker 1>back tears. She's like, I always fight back tears. Jesse,

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 1>can I ask you, ladies, He's the worst. He's the worst.

0:44:49.400 --> 0:44:53.439
<v Speaker 1>He's you know what I'm gonna Jesse. I find him.

0:44:53.719 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 1>First of all, he was a terrible backup quarterback for

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:00.920
<v Speaker 1>my New York driving So I never have liked spats.

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Of all the people you could have hosts this show,

0:45:05.440 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 1>well why why Wells or many me and Wells Man Wells,

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:15.759
<v Speaker 1>Wells mat and we head is enormous and what comes

0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:18.600
<v Speaker 1>out of it couldn't be more like like old Navy

0:45:18.680 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 1>khaki cardboard, boring, he's just doing a shitty and he's

0:45:24.680 --> 0:45:33.440
<v Speaker 1>an untucked shirt. Ye untucket, unt untucket. He's just gross.

0:45:33.520 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 1>He's tut is he is this is this what we

0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 1>have now for a while, I think being almost like

0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 1>a blank canvas to be like did your friends sabotage you?

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Like you're like what, He's just who wrote that question?

0:45:49.040 --> 0:45:53.080
<v Speaker 1>So huge, He's just huge and blabbering and I can't.

0:45:53.360 --> 0:45:55.799
<v Speaker 1>He's off so that here comes even even to his

0:45:55.840 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 1>pearl necklace and uh and uh. He's like, I'm sorry,

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 1>I like you down, I'm sorry I failed you. I

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:07.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't understand what you needed. I'm like even, no, no

0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 1>any final thoughts on even even's like, I need to

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:12.440
<v Speaker 1>get to Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm really sorry. By

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:15.000
<v Speaker 1>the way, you know how many women he's gonna be

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:17.120
<v Speaker 1>like a Tyler Cameron where he won't even need to

0:46:17.120 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 1>get to Paradise because he'll be he'll be with like Gidid,

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:22.280
<v Speaker 1>he'll be with the head, He'll be the next Tyler Camera.

0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:25.879
<v Speaker 1>He's sweet, he's sweet, and he's so hot. I got

0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:31.480
<v Speaker 1>a little nervous because remember Brendan, before Brendan became a Yeah,

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I was so I loved him. Did the master's documentation

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.719
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast? How much I love to ask me?

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:42.120
<v Speaker 1>And then he rolls into b I P and then trash.

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 1>It went so terrible and he was an actor than

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.680
<v Speaker 1>the acting. Reel came out B I P madness and

0:46:48.719 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking forgot remember the act. You need to pull

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:55.319
<v Speaker 1>up the acting that our lives. Yet you need our

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 1>acting really just here to remind you of the acting,

0:46:58.080 --> 0:47:01.439
<v Speaker 1>real acting and then thank you for that. So when

0:47:01.440 --> 0:47:05.520
<v Speaker 1>even was leaving, I was like, oh god, I want him. Yeah,

0:47:05.560 --> 0:47:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go route Tyler, route Tyler and not

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:13.120
<v Speaker 1>like don't don't Tyler, thank you. We should try and

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:17.520
<v Speaker 1>find Tino's acting real because it's gotta be out there. Wait,

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 1>one more example. What's what's the guy's name? That? Um?

0:47:22.560 --> 0:47:28.000
<v Speaker 1>It was um, oh god, it just happened maybe three

0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:31.600
<v Speaker 1>seasons ago. And then he was he's like a really good,

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:34.960
<v Speaker 1>good looking black guy. Um he was like the second time,

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:41.480
<v Speaker 1>no in Um, I'm forgetting literally everybody's name. Uh. There

0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 1>was there was a conflict. She wound up marrying Zack

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:50.320
<v Speaker 1>or the woman got engaged to Zack. It was her season.

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>She just was the host last last week. Yes, I'm

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. He was like the engineer, that's right,

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:08.200
<v Speaker 1>he got Yeah, it's like Cornia, but he got drunk

0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:11.080
<v Speaker 1>on the fame. Yeah, so I was like, I don't

0:48:11.120 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 1>want need You're right, it was Ivan, You guys, can

0:48:14.280 --> 0:48:17.440
<v Speaker 1>you believe that we're going to have an autumn harvest paradise?

0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:20.520
<v Speaker 1>That is like going into like Gordon season and Argetic

0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:25.880
<v Speaker 1>paradier It's so weird, like it's it's like, it's like,

0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, why is this schedule? So I don't know,

0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:33.400
<v Speaker 1>just pushed back to why do they push Bachelorette so

0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:35.840
<v Speaker 1>far back? They're doing two of them? And I guess maybe,

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:37.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think they needed that time to plan

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to get the COVID ship, don't Ivan, Ivan? Ivan, I

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 1>hope he just finds a girl in real life and subtle,

0:48:47.320 --> 0:48:52.279
<v Speaker 1>but I t I know a nice at the Love

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Witch of Salem. Okay, So that we have so here

0:48:55.719 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 1>we are, So that's the end of Avin. Then we

0:48:58.080 --> 0:49:03.040
<v Speaker 1>have Eric, Eric and Grandpa. Grandpa was so cute. Grandpa

0:49:03.080 --> 0:49:05.360
<v Speaker 1>was cute again this episode. Was he was because he

0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:07.799
<v Speaker 1>wasn't trying. They weren't putting him in sketches. He was

0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:13.000
<v Speaker 1>just being grandpa and like, she's so darling. Her family's lovely,

0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:15.439
<v Speaker 1>her dad was sweet, her aunt was he was glad

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:17.239
<v Speaker 1>we got to meet her dad. Yeah, he was so

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:20.040
<v Speaker 1>sweet and we didn't meet him right. Positive. Did you

0:49:20.080 --> 0:49:24.480
<v Speaker 1>notice how positive? They were so grant everything they said there, like, well, Gabby,

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:26.759
<v Speaker 1>we trust you and we believe in you. I know

0:49:26.880 --> 0:49:28.719
<v Speaker 1>you feel it, then it's probably right. I was like,

0:49:28.760 --> 0:49:30.759
<v Speaker 1>what is this family? I know, I was been turing

0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 1>being so sexy around my family in an outfit. I

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:36.680
<v Speaker 1>was like picturing being like a bra in a Genie

0:49:36.680 --> 0:49:38.920
<v Speaker 1>skirt like if I was like, first of all, she's

0:49:39.040 --> 0:49:41.080
<v Speaker 1>such a babe, but I was trying to picture myself

0:49:41.160 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 1>sitting in a bra and a Genie skirt like waiting

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 1>for my suitor, and it was hard for waiting in

0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:52.000
<v Speaker 1>front of your fa encouraging as well, Yeah, it's like

0:49:52.239 --> 0:49:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I was encouraging. Yeah, I was just sitting after fantasy

0:49:56.200 --> 0:49:59.520
<v Speaker 1>streets and like a thighigh slit a bra. Like, by

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.920
<v Speaker 1>the way, more power to her. I think she's in

0:50:01.960 --> 0:50:05.319
<v Speaker 1>the right, and I'm I know she's so hot. I

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:07.080
<v Speaker 1>know I'm in the wrong, Like I take notes, so

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:09.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, oh no, go for the HPV show,

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>put your brack on in a gen score who cares? Who? Like, yeah,

0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:18.360
<v Speaker 1>she's right, I would be in like four robes. Oh

0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:26.080
<v Speaker 1>my dad, My dad, he was such trash. He would

0:50:26.080 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 1>have like even looked at her and like said she

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:29.919
<v Speaker 1>was chubbing, you know what I mean, Like he would

0:50:29.960 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 1>just no matter what, he would just be like he

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:35.239
<v Speaker 1>would cut you down, and you're like he would just

0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:39.239
<v Speaker 1>like always he was just would have looked at me

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:41.640
<v Speaker 1>and been like, where did we go wrong? That you're

0:50:41.680 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 1>on a game show for dating? Right? Oh? My film? Aleric? Aleric?

0:50:47.400 --> 0:50:50.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean now Aleric's and he he goes, he goes.

0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Alerc texted me because he watched last night and it

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:57.799
<v Speaker 1>said um u, it said, he goes. So I watched

0:50:57.880 --> 0:51:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Lust and I it seemed like all the guys are like, hey,

0:51:00.400 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 1>I just kind of want to date. That's it. He

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:08.040
<v Speaker 1>boiled it out. He dipped in, So here we go.

0:51:08.280 --> 0:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Grandpa's there, um and and Grandpa was like, oh yeah, Eric,

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:15.320
<v Speaker 1>he was fun. What a dick? He called him something

0:51:15.320 --> 0:51:17.480
<v Speaker 1>that they bleeped. I think he said he was there

0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 1>was a like he was a douchebag. I liked him,

0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:24.400
<v Speaker 1>but they bleeped, but you know, she was so cute.

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:28.839
<v Speaker 1>She was so cute. Grandpa loved him. He was so

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.080
<v Speaker 1>a few when Eric came in, he was so sweet

0:51:31.120 --> 0:51:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and effusive about her to with her family, and you

0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:36.120
<v Speaker 1>could see her being really touched. She's like, you know,

0:51:36.120 --> 0:51:38.879
<v Speaker 1>at first it was fun. She sort of was ribbing me,

0:51:39.400 --> 0:51:41.839
<v Speaker 1>like and then I was like, oh, I'm gonna take

0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:44.400
<v Speaker 1>a risk. I'm gonna open up to her. Like obviously

0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:46.799
<v Speaker 1>I was attracted to her. She was like kept me

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>on my toes. But then like, I think he really

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:54.319
<v Speaker 1>loves her. I think when like, I think he's in

0:51:54.360 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 1>love with her and he wants everything to work out,

0:51:57.320 --> 0:52:00.839
<v Speaker 1>and his concern is just like, oh, I think he's

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:03.840
<v Speaker 1>concer makes his concern makes me like him more and

0:52:03.960 --> 0:52:07.960
<v Speaker 1>trust him. But I do think he loves He's in

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:12.200
<v Speaker 1>love with her more than even was in love with you.

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:14.960
<v Speaker 1>And I think he's also like my dad's gonna die

0:52:15.120 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 1>like this, like his dad died not that long so

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 1>like I think he's like like in his brain, like

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.760
<v Speaker 1>I have a lot going on right now, like like

0:52:24.200 --> 0:52:27.520
<v Speaker 1>but I'm in on you, like like let's just that

0:52:27.560 --> 0:52:31.239
<v Speaker 1>would be more stressful than calming, you know, I also think, like,

0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:36.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe you just get engaged and then you

0:52:36.520 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 1>just like you can have a long engagement, you know,

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:44.320
<v Speaker 1>because I guess just the part of me wants Gabby

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:48.840
<v Speaker 1>to be happy. And again, I don't think she's like

0:52:48.840 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 1>like going after the ring like Rachel is, Like I

0:52:51.000 --> 0:52:54.320
<v Speaker 1>think it's just a weird dynamic with her. But but Gabby,

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>it's like you know, you you you know, you can

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.920
<v Speaker 1>get over a bad dad. You can't get over a

0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 1>bad heart. It's hard. It's so much harder to get

0:53:01.200 --> 0:53:03.840
<v Speaker 1>over a bad mom. And uh, and so I wanted

0:53:03.920 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to work for her. Bad moms make entertaining daughters. I'm sorry,

0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:13.840
<v Speaker 1>bad dad's bad dad's entertaining daughters. Bad moms are harder.

0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 1>I think God wants to wreck your soul from the

0:53:16.760 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 1>inside out. Yeah, I have to rebuild. But like her

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:27.880
<v Speaker 1>whole thing is like her mom didn't love her. Yeah. Yeah,

0:53:28.080 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 1>so that's why I'm even if I'm so glad, I'm great.

0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:37.600
<v Speaker 1>They're so great the aunt and they're not like she

0:53:37.800 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 1>was also like when she was like mom didn't love me,

0:53:40.080 --> 0:53:42.600
<v Speaker 1>and nobody's gas like she's like, I know, like I'm

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 1>sorry for I saw that. I'm sorry that that's what like.

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:47.839
<v Speaker 1>And I feel like they're not trashing the mom, like

0:53:48.080 --> 0:53:50.000
<v Speaker 1>when he's like things with me and her mom, like

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:52.680
<v Speaker 1>the dad didn't trash. Like nobody's trashing her. It just

0:53:52.719 --> 0:53:57.640
<v Speaker 1>sounds like she's maybe mentally like something. Maybe she just

0:53:57.680 --> 0:54:00.520
<v Speaker 1>has a mental illness or like like you know, who

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.480
<v Speaker 1>knows who knows well? She always has like she did

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:04.960
<v Speaker 1>the best she could as in like she even doesn't.

0:54:05.040 --> 0:54:07.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think that the grace she gives her

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:11.360
<v Speaker 1>mom is very sweet. She doesn't have to. So the

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:13.840
<v Speaker 1>grandpa said, take me tickled pink if it was Eric,

0:54:13.960 --> 0:54:16.319
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, remember Grandma would be, So he got

0:54:16.400 --> 0:54:20.120
<v Speaker 1>choked up talking about Grandma. He goes, it's not fifty

0:54:20.200 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 1>fifty so cute. So I couldn't hear the second number

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:29.719
<v Speaker 1>in all fairness, and I was like, what was the

0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:33.759
<v Speaker 1>other number? So you said makes because it's not like

0:54:33.800 --> 0:54:42.399
<v Speaker 1>it's like it was both do ninety And that's good

0:54:42.440 --> 0:54:44.719
<v Speaker 1>to know. So then he's like, look better. When I

0:54:44.760 --> 0:54:47.360
<v Speaker 1>met her, I was intimidated by her um, And he

0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 1>said to the dad, I fell for your daughter. I'm

0:54:49.560 --> 0:54:53.560
<v Speaker 1>obsessed with her. UM. When I know who I want,

0:54:53.760 --> 0:54:56.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go do it, and I'm like, I

0:54:56.200 --> 0:55:00.000
<v Speaker 1>just like, I want to take care of her heart. Um.

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, look, she needs someone to validate that

0:55:03.160 --> 0:55:06.400
<v Speaker 1>she's worthy. And she's like, look, it's too good to

0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:08.279
<v Speaker 1>be true with Eric. He loves me in a way

0:55:08.320 --> 0:55:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I haven't had when something this good. Um, I'm afraid

0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lose it. I didn't feel love her mom.

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 1>The aunt's like, I know, you know. Um, She's like,

0:55:19.600 --> 0:55:21.759
<v Speaker 1>and she's worried that her mom not loving her is

0:55:21.760 --> 0:55:24.239
<v Speaker 1>going to send a message to Eric that she's unlovable.

0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:29.400
<v Speaker 1>That was so sad, so sad, so sad, and and

0:55:29.600 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and then the aunt was so sweet. She was like, well,

0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:34.160
<v Speaker 1>you need to tell him this. Don't hide this from him,

0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:36.319
<v Speaker 1>share this with him, let him know this about you.

0:55:36.719 --> 0:55:39.560
<v Speaker 1>But like that's also really hard to share. And like

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:42.000
<v Speaker 1>the eve of an engagement, you know what I mean.

0:55:42.040 --> 0:55:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I appreciated that advice. Yeah, I'm not trading,

0:55:46.160 --> 0:55:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not making the situation. But I was like, oh yeah,

0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:54.520
<v Speaker 1>maybe like the time to a slow rollout. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:55:54.560 --> 0:55:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I agree with you the traumaban Wait wait a little

0:55:57.520 --> 0:55:59.680
<v Speaker 1>agree You open up the closet and then you start

0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 1>getting you know, baggage deliveries on the front or right,

0:56:02.480 --> 0:56:04.800
<v Speaker 1>that's right, that's I agree with you. Shid the baggage

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 1>until you get the ring. Am I right? Who? Am

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I right? Marriage is so important, So then let's let's

0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:14.799
<v Speaker 1>go ahead, We'll go We'll do him later. So then

0:56:14.880 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 1>we're up to Tino. Tino is so No, Rachel is

0:56:20.560 --> 0:56:24.600
<v Speaker 1>not in the best mood. She's cranky. She's passed from

0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:27.719
<v Speaker 1>burning down the House of Avin. That's what I we

0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 1>just two seconds. This is what I don't understand. If

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:33.439
<v Speaker 1>she's picked Tino the whole time, then she's then then

0:56:33.520 --> 0:56:37.400
<v Speaker 1>you go into your family with Tino, like, well, Aven whatever,

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:40.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm all about Tino. But she wasn't. She was like, really,

0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's more the rejection, like she I don't

0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:47.560
<v Speaker 1>think it's always it was like ego. Yeah, I think

0:56:47.560 --> 0:56:51.359
<v Speaker 1>her ego is more hurt than anything else. She's she's

0:56:51.360 --> 0:56:54.040
<v Speaker 1>a crush collector. She wanted to collect all the crush.

0:56:54.760 --> 0:56:57.360
<v Speaker 1>That makes the same time, like, you got him, you

0:56:57.440 --> 0:56:59.840
<v Speaker 1>now don't have to break up with him, so maybe

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:01.880
<v Speaker 1>it worked out for you in the end. Yeah, it

0:57:01.960 --> 0:57:05.320
<v Speaker 1>was just weird. She seemed like I'm like, well, yeah,

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:07.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I don't know, that's what you

0:57:07.880 --> 0:57:11.799
<v Speaker 1>think that she liked even more so, then Tino shows up,

0:57:11.840 --> 0:57:14.360
<v Speaker 1>He's like, well I wrote in a fork left, Yeah,

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm in love with her, That's what he said. He

0:57:16.760 --> 0:57:19.520
<v Speaker 1>was so weird. I'm sorry. Maybe it was editing, but

0:57:19.720 --> 0:57:22.680
<v Speaker 1>the and honestly, like full disclosure, I didn't watch every

0:57:22.680 --> 0:57:25.000
<v Speaker 1>episode of the whole season, but so I've missed some

0:57:25.120 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Tino moments. But the Tino moments that I've seen the

0:57:28.040 --> 0:57:31.280
<v Speaker 1>last like three weeks um and I watched the first

0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:35.960
<v Speaker 1>couple episodes. Uh. He just he was so weird and

0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:38.440
<v Speaker 1>like when the mom was like, oh, like what do

0:57:38.440 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>you or that or whatever, like when you have in

0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 1>common or whatever, and he couldn't even come up with it,

0:57:42.960 --> 0:57:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Like he was just like there's we go outside, then

0:57:47.080 --> 0:57:53.560
<v Speaker 1>there's the inside, and then we've w It was so odd.

0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I was like to like, I don't it's all about him,

0:57:57.320 --> 0:58:01.360
<v Speaker 1>Like I just honestly, I think it's like he's looking

0:58:01.400 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 1>for like, yeah, he's looking to win. It's he just

0:58:05.160 --> 0:58:08.200
<v Speaker 1>is the dynamic between them. I don't know. I mean,

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:11.200
<v Speaker 1>it's it's like almost like she's forcing this to happen

0:58:11.000 --> 0:58:14.680
<v Speaker 1>and he wants to win a prize. Hesitation is strange,

0:58:14.720 --> 0:58:16.800
<v Speaker 1>like the way she's like, are you sure your mom

0:58:17.520 --> 0:58:20.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. Well, if I like her

0:58:20.040 --> 0:58:22.680
<v Speaker 1>that they don't have a choice. It's like it's also

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:25.880
<v Speaker 1>likes that's how he's going to deal with you and

0:58:25.960 --> 0:58:28.080
<v Speaker 1>common yes, like well that's what I want, so you

0:58:28.120 --> 0:58:30.400
<v Speaker 1>don't have it like I want it, so we're doing it.

0:58:30.480 --> 0:58:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm the head of household. I know people like that,

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 1>and um, it's just it's infuriating to watch because it's

0:58:40.880 --> 0:58:44.960
<v Speaker 1>like there's no they don't reason, they don't compromise, and

0:58:44.960 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 1>they just go this is the way it is. And

0:58:47.080 --> 0:58:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I know people that are married to people like that,

0:58:49.880 --> 0:58:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and I hate it. And then it's hard to get married,

0:58:53.800 --> 0:58:57.000
<v Speaker 1>like when you're when everybody's single, it's one thing if

0:58:57.000 --> 0:58:59.160
<v Speaker 1>somebody is like a stinker boyfriend, but when people really

0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:01.920
<v Speaker 1>start pairing off, if you don't like like your close

0:59:01.960 --> 0:59:04.080
<v Speaker 1>friends spouse, it's like, I know people have got a

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>divorce because their spouses were like that. But it's also

0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:10.120
<v Speaker 1>like it's also like goodbye to your close friendship. You're like,

0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:14.160
<v Speaker 1>because oftentimes I've had friends I've lost because the guys

0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:16.920
<v Speaker 1>would be like I think I was like too threatened

0:59:16.920 --> 0:59:21.040
<v Speaker 1>and like she's so independent, like you know, she's like

0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:23.720
<v Speaker 1>like she's got a job and travels a lot for work.

0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:26.960
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Like this is wild,

0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, like because things I don't want to be

0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:35.520
<v Speaker 1>friends with. So I'm totally fine, you know. Yeah, I

0:59:35.640 --> 0:59:37.440
<v Speaker 1>just like I don't like they called me the other

0:59:37.520 --> 0:59:41.000
<v Speaker 1>night and I was like no, please please. Yeah, I

0:59:41.040 --> 0:59:44.479
<v Speaker 1>was like no, I'm sorry please. She like I could

0:59:44.480 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 1>probably have a cocktail with her, Betino. I want to

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:48.680
<v Speaker 1>kick in the balls, did you? When she was like

0:59:48.760 --> 0:59:50.920
<v Speaker 1>talking to the dad and she was like, and he

0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:52.960
<v Speaker 1>can go surfing. I want to go live in that

0:59:52.960 --> 0:59:55.560
<v Speaker 1>little beach town with him. And I was like, hope, boy,

0:59:55.760 --> 1:00:02.800
<v Speaker 1>you're like romanticizing this this remember they are. And he's

1:00:02.840 --> 1:00:05.960
<v Speaker 1>also like, honey, remember you want to go to Europe?

1:00:06.160 --> 1:00:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Like how is he going to do that? I'm just

1:00:08.120 --> 1:00:10.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna get a building there. If you give me a

1:00:10.320 --> 1:00:12.840
<v Speaker 1>six or eight years, all get a building and then

1:00:12.880 --> 1:00:16.200
<v Speaker 1>all building. I was like, what are you talking? Because

1:00:16.240 --> 1:00:18.080
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I feel like I missed her. The conversation

1:00:18.160 --> 1:00:20.080
<v Speaker 1>for her dad was like does he build condas or

1:00:20.120 --> 1:00:25.000
<v Speaker 1>does he build big buildings? And she goes, yeah, big,

1:00:25.360 --> 1:00:27.880
<v Speaker 1>and that's like, what what does he don't even know

1:00:27.960 --> 1:00:33.480
<v Speaker 1>what the dad is actually practical? Great, Tony was great

1:00:32.000 --> 1:00:38.520
<v Speaker 1>and we love Tony. So then um so then um

1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:41.760
<v Speaker 1>he's like, yeah, I'm in love with her. Look, um yeah,

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:43.200
<v Speaker 1>do you have a lot to do? Like you know,

1:00:43.800 --> 1:00:46.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, we can learn things together. We can learn

1:00:46.840 --> 1:00:53.520
<v Speaker 1>things together, like how to read it. But he gave

1:00:53.640 --> 1:00:57.360
<v Speaker 1>him the stamp of approval well, probably because he was like,

1:00:57.520 --> 1:00:59.640
<v Speaker 1>I love her, I'll take care of her. I want

1:00:59.640 --> 1:01:02.680
<v Speaker 1>to mayor her, Like what are you gonna say? You know? So,

1:01:03.400 --> 1:01:05.440
<v Speaker 1>But I was really shocked that they liked him as

1:01:05.520 --> 1:01:07.439
<v Speaker 1>much as they did, that they didn't find any fault

1:01:07.520 --> 1:01:09.520
<v Speaker 1>in him, because I did think a lot of his

1:01:09.600 --> 1:01:13.160
<v Speaker 1>answers were really bad, shallow and bad, like what do

1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:15.000
<v Speaker 1>you have in common? We have a lot of common

1:01:15.520 --> 1:01:18.560
<v Speaker 1>well like what it awkward pauses and just he was

1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:23.520
<v Speaker 1>just after entitled like he's a very person overall, like

1:01:23.560 --> 1:01:26.280
<v Speaker 1>the way he actually like I deserved this. I'm saying anything,

1:01:26.880 --> 1:01:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I deserve this, And that came off just seemed to

1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:34.800
<v Speaker 1>not see it or didn't care, or she said off air,

1:01:35.040 --> 1:01:36.800
<v Speaker 1>this is the guy. Just be fucking nice to him.

1:01:37.080 --> 1:01:40.440
<v Speaker 1>He's the only one like it is bananas or we're

1:01:40.440 --> 1:01:42.320
<v Speaker 1>gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.

1:01:42.360 --> 1:01:46.840
<v Speaker 1>And look, guys, if it's gonna come into the wrong

1:01:46.920 --> 1:01:49.240
<v Speaker 1>spot and we're sorry, I'm gonna pray that it doesn't.

1:01:49.400 --> 1:01:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, up an extra possi. Girls, Yes we're trying.

1:01:54.200 --> 1:02:01.880
<v Speaker 1>We hear you, We are aware. I don't know about you,

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:04.880
<v Speaker 1>but things agatting so hot in here, I think I

1:02:04.920 --> 1:02:13.800
<v Speaker 1>gotta take your break. And we're back and we're bad.

1:02:13.920 --> 1:02:17.880
<v Speaker 1>How did that work out? We're back and we're back.

1:02:17.880 --> 1:02:21.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll just keep saying it and and we're back. Listen, hey, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know it's a little all over the place

1:02:24.000 --> 1:02:26.760
<v Speaker 1>because there's two bachelorettes and it's a lot happening. What

1:02:26.920 --> 1:02:29.520
<v Speaker 1>we didn't say. So we're back. We're now back in

1:02:29.560 --> 1:02:33.640
<v Speaker 1>the studio. I loved when we're now rebooting. We're going

1:02:33.680 --> 1:02:36.080
<v Speaker 1>back to Avon for a second. I love when Jesse

1:02:36.200 --> 1:02:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Palmer was like, do you feel your friend's sabotagelious nowhere.

1:02:44.400 --> 1:02:48.600
<v Speaker 1>I feel like your friend's sabotage because because we all do,

1:02:48.760 --> 1:02:51.680
<v Speaker 1>all of us do, because they sabotage you. Because Twitter

1:02:51.760 --> 1:02:56.200
<v Speaker 1>is a lit with rumors that you were solid. Nobody

1:02:56.280 --> 1:02:59.439
<v Speaker 1>cares the fake the fake signs that are like oh

1:02:59.640 --> 1:03:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Jesse palm or like nobody made that side. I tasked

1:03:05.440 --> 1:03:08.560
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, producers made this Jesse signs made

1:03:08.560 --> 1:03:13.360
<v Speaker 1>those signs. No, It's like the handwriting is the same

1:03:13.880 --> 1:03:16.080
<v Speaker 1>as they meet me on the bridge, is the same

1:03:16.120 --> 1:03:19.000
<v Speaker 1>as the skeleton key. It's like it's all the same.

1:03:19.120 --> 1:03:24.520
<v Speaker 1>It's it's Janet, It's it's Janice um and uh in

1:03:25.160 --> 1:03:30.920
<v Speaker 1>hr you know she's she's just got bubble handwriting. It's okay.

1:03:30.920 --> 1:03:34.120
<v Speaker 1>So now Eric, we're back with Eric. Eric makes her

1:03:34.160 --> 1:03:38.400
<v Speaker 1>feel safe and seen. She's like, I don't want to

1:03:38.400 --> 1:03:41.840
<v Speaker 1>put pressure on me or you. Um. He's like, look

1:03:41.880 --> 1:03:44.520
<v Speaker 1>in the beginning, it was physical and it was fun

1:03:44.560 --> 1:03:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and I took a risk and I opened up for

1:03:46.760 --> 1:03:49.520
<v Speaker 1>the girl and I truly love you. I do want

1:03:49.520 --> 1:03:52.240
<v Speaker 1>to spend the rest of my life with you. I

1:03:52.320 --> 1:04:01.880
<v Speaker 1>don't want expectations or a rush. And she's like she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't feel like she'd had a little bit drink, so

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<v Speaker 1>there was like a slow She just kind and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>your heart, I'm come back up for air. You better

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<v Speaker 1>have changed that answer. When I just put my head

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<v Speaker 1>back off, you better be like, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be proposing. Yeah, She's like, I love Yeah. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and she's like she's She's like, I do

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<v Speaker 1>want to proposal from him. I just want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the truth, Like if it's engagement, I just wish I

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<v Speaker 1>knew a hundred percent. She's like, look, I'm not the

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<v Speaker 1>one proposing. I thought, yeah, this sucks. Why is ladies?

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't they propose? Women propose now in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's ridiculous that you want to propose, and

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<v Speaker 1>you should propose for that. Backup, yeah, backup, propose to

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<v Speaker 1>know what fun that the women should propose. They are

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<v Speaker 1>the lead if it's their show, the show. So then

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<v Speaker 1>she's like I have to see, Like what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I have to see what? I don't know. He's like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to date you in the real world. Like

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<v Speaker 1>getting engaged right now is just like it just feels

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<v Speaker 1>this is not how it goes. I can't talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to continue to date you, but like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not ready to prom Sorry, I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I mean, I love her, right and I have,

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<v Speaker 1>but just for the sake of this podcast. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't stop laughing when you see this woman capable hot,

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot going for her, just basically like bouncing

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<v Speaker 1>off the walls, going down the hallway, being like he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to day to day everybody. I don't like, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what everyone looks like. People just want to date alone forever.

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<v Speaker 1>They just want to date. And she's furious. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>also the first time we've seen the boom operator in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen. That was so exciting. I was like just chasing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I was just trying to picture. I was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>wonder Jason panicked, Like, imagine trying to act casual, like

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<v Speaker 1>if we were in here and there was like four dudes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's already we're getting used to the cameras. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel okay with the cameras. I'm not I to

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<v Speaker 1>day he was the day like, but like imagine having

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<v Speaker 1>like four people like getting used to like getting intimate,

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<v Speaker 1>like in front of like a full crew. And she

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<v Speaker 1>also turns to them and goes he wants to just

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<v Speaker 1>dave me, and he's like he's right there. Then he

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<v Speaker 1>comes running out and he's like, oh, she's sobbing. She's

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't want anyone to be forced, he said

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<v Speaker 1>he was to Dave me. I want to be with

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be with forever. I want I have

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<v Speaker 1>to propose. This is a big fat dubster fire. At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, I do wonder with her, isn't the producers

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<v Speaker 1>like getting in her head? I think rings like he

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<v Speaker 1>you know you need that ring? You need that? Mom

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't Mama, I'm unlovable. This is the guy I'm down

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<v Speaker 1>to one security. I thought it was Jason. I'm down

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<v Speaker 1>to one. No one will propose to me because and

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<v Speaker 1>it drives I am unlovable. I knew it. I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's like a core historical thing. Look and certain circles.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a phrase, if it's hysterical, it's historical. And if

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<v Speaker 1>when you are extra extra read all about it about something,

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<v Speaker 1>it may not be if it's not quite the level

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<v Speaker 1>of what's happening, Maybe something happened back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So like and sounds like she comes by it honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like, how could she handle it graceful? She's

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit wine buzzed. She's thinking, I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just was like that moment was so um, you know, again,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to all end well, but there's something very

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<v Speaker 1>funny to where she literally was not walking straight. She

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<v Speaker 1>was literally like alligator was chasing. She's going in Z formation,

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<v Speaker 1>bouncing off the wall and hammer time screaming. Just what today?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a hippotie hop? Remember did you have a hippotie

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<v Speaker 1>hop as a child? I don't know, like the balls

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<v Speaker 1>had like I handled the whole hippoti up I had

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<v Speaker 1>a hippot It was just like, oh, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>before we get to our emails, et cetera. In our

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<v Speaker 1>tweet of the week. And by the way, people were

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<v Speaker 1>on fire last night, on fire, what do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna happen? Well? Why was it? Why was it

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<v Speaker 1>two hours? And there was no reason. Also like this

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<v Speaker 1>could had just been one episode, Like we didn't need

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<v Speaker 1>there see something live watching it best. It's such a

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<v Speaker 1>useless episode. Oh my god, you didn't have to write

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<v Speaker 1>it all out in two hours and fifty minutes. You guys,

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<v Speaker 1>they got special permission. I can from also cut into

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<v Speaker 1>family few we didn't see the first half Family Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harvey probably got an extra check for that. They're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get bigger. What is going to happen and I

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<v Speaker 1>see he just wants to date on the board. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just first of all, Jesse's like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I was like, the show at its core is enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's irritating to me. Last week when Jesse was

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<v Speaker 1>like he comes on, He's like, we have to end

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<v Speaker 1>it now because this is the most dramatic. Like, we

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't need that. Wat's just dramatic. No, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a dramatic ari or Colton jump in the fence. These

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<v Speaker 1>were not like or Rachel crying and then waiting on

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<v Speaker 1>top of the windy hill in Spain. Those are all

1:10:02.840 --> 1:10:05.000
<v Speaker 1>way more dramatic. I just was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>just they're almost ruining these moments. Just let it play out.

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<v Speaker 1>Be the same pilot, bring her role, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>bring her angel on her. Actually stop the funniest reaction

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<v Speaker 1>from Peter. We's like, mom stop yeah yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 1>my close up, Peter, do not ruin this for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's dad with the moong beans in the living Dean.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my favorite wife. This is my best wife.

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<v Speaker 1>That day's mom was great, but this new one is

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<v Speaker 1>my best wife. This is my I miss Rob bendick Um. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we got did you see the coming ups? Aredn

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<v Speaker 1>like for next? Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, notebook, Wait, I didn't say I guess I

1:10:58.160 --> 1:11:03.320
<v Speaker 1>did it. I guess I didn't change into a crazy

1:11:03.360 --> 1:11:05.800
<v Speaker 1>fight over something. And it's she's yelling at him being

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<v Speaker 1>like why did you say that to me? And like

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<v Speaker 1>I did he It seems like something pops off between

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel and Tino and then you know, a huge fight

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<v Speaker 1>book being like what because of this? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is in the How did I not watch that?

1:11:18.080 --> 1:11:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I was up to three in the morning, right I

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<v Speaker 1>was transcribing, wascribing. I thought I'd made it work. I

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<v Speaker 1>made this this this is my life. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a diagram of how he would chop her up. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is are just your legs separated from you? Or

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<v Speaker 1>so noticed that because my friend and I were like

1:11:40.479 --> 1:11:43.960
<v Speaker 1>holding a journal says like because of this, like what

1:11:44.080 --> 1:11:47.000
<v Speaker 1>is it your game play? Like what what is happening?

1:11:47.000 --> 1:11:49.360
<v Speaker 1>And he just says the play by play of how

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just use this for Instagram followers and

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<v Speaker 1>I love you? What's the big? What else is in

1:11:55.800 --> 1:11:58.960
<v Speaker 1>the coming attraction? They're just they're in a huge fight

1:11:59.000 --> 1:12:03.000
<v Speaker 1>about Gabby and Ear. We don't see that very briefly,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe it's it's Tino and her calling him a liar,

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch, and then it cuts to them like at

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<v Speaker 1>their like little thrones to get proposed or unproposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, it's so funny because it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it like starts with like we could be engaged to

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<v Speaker 1>our dream guy. I saw that, I saw, and then

1:12:18.120 --> 1:12:23.439
<v Speaker 1>it's like and then it's like recommendation, yeah, yea yeah,

1:12:23.800 --> 1:12:25.840
<v Speaker 1>and then it's then just like her like yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>yeah that it was really nutty. I was like, he

1:12:33.479 --> 1:12:36.640
<v Speaker 1>has literally like nuclear coats in there or like a

1:12:36.720 --> 1:12:39.680
<v Speaker 1>picture of how he would dismember her. I'm voting for

1:12:39.680 --> 1:12:42.320
<v Speaker 1>the dismember. I'm voting for the dismember. What's going on

1:12:42.360 --> 1:12:44.880
<v Speaker 1>for her to be like how after I saw that,

1:12:44.920 --> 1:12:46.240
<v Speaker 1>because I was like, oh, these two are going to

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<v Speaker 1>get engaged. But then after I saw that, I was like, wait,

1:12:49.040 --> 1:12:53.000
<v Speaker 1>is she like so unhappy looking during this week's episode

1:12:53.040 --> 1:12:58.719
<v Speaker 1>because like it doesn't happen, well, she like she looked miserable, miserable,

1:12:58.760 --> 1:13:01.120
<v Speaker 1>and when Jesse goes we'll find out next week if

1:13:01.160 --> 1:13:05.800
<v Speaker 1>these women are engaged. The way her face fell, like

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<v Speaker 1>her face, she was just like like it was like

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<v Speaker 1>such a change. She looked so angry that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>but also he's like pretty much undeterred. Like I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like somehow they'll I don't know, I don't know, I

1:13:22.000 --> 1:13:23.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know, but after that fight, I was like, maybe then,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm I'm hoping. I'm hoping, Eric, I want. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that Rachel's single, I think that Rachel's singles good.

1:13:32.680 --> 1:13:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Tino sucks. Rachel, you should have been with

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<v Speaker 1>avin you guys, we made it to two thousand Reveals.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about how the commercials are wrong because I

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<v Speaker 1>saw but I still give us a five star. She's

1:13:45.320 --> 1:13:47.559
<v Speaker 1>still give us a five star. She said, get your

1:13:47.560 --> 1:13:50.000
<v Speaker 1>commercials in order and like the pod. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>she was right, but she still but she didn't deduct anything.

1:13:53.479 --> 1:13:57.680
<v Speaker 1>That's a real fan. That's a real fan. We made it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were trying to get to two thousand. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, we did it. USA. We're champion. Now it's

1:14:07.400 --> 1:14:10.559
<v Speaker 1>gonna say something. It's cutting off the actual title. Here's

1:14:10.560 --> 1:14:13.519
<v Speaker 1>when five Stars stay at home Dad some something something.

1:14:13.520 --> 1:14:15.920
<v Speaker 1>It's from Jimmy pops. When I first started watching the

1:14:15.920 --> 1:14:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Bachelor franchise with my girlfriend now wife, he didn't just

1:14:19.080 --> 1:14:22.160
<v Speaker 1>want a day during the Joe Joe Bachelor's season. I

1:14:22.240 --> 1:14:25.240
<v Speaker 1>never would have thought that six years later I would

1:14:25.280 --> 1:14:27.280
<v Speaker 1>not only be watching, but also telling my friend about

1:14:27.280 --> 1:14:30.320
<v Speaker 1>my podcast Art and Banana Katie and guests think about

1:14:30.320 --> 1:14:32.719
<v Speaker 1>the current Bachelor bachelortt. But this is what my life

1:14:32.720 --> 1:14:35.960
<v Speaker 1>has become. This pod is just the right balance of

1:14:36.000 --> 1:14:40.000
<v Speaker 1>talking about the show, joking around, and life anecdotes. I

1:14:40.040 --> 1:14:42.479
<v Speaker 1>found out about the show through Ardent's appearance on Dough

1:14:42.560 --> 1:14:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Boys and have been regularly listening since, looking forward to

1:14:45.400 --> 1:14:48.599
<v Speaker 1>the yearly climax the Bachelor franchise when all the people

1:14:48.640 --> 1:14:50.360
<v Speaker 1>we can't really remember come back to make a mess

1:14:50.360 --> 1:14:55.120
<v Speaker 1>of themselves a paradise. Come on, how sweet? We just

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<v Speaker 1>love this. Here's another five star we love it? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This podcast rules s M smart Smart Rajar. I'm not

1:15:03.800 --> 1:15:05.960
<v Speaker 1>saying that right. Listening to Arden and the team each

1:15:06.000 --> 1:15:08.840
<v Speaker 1>week is a dang dream, truly. I stopped watching the

1:15:08.840 --> 1:15:10.880
<v Speaker 1>show after the first three episodes, but kept listening to

1:15:10.880 --> 1:15:13.240
<v Speaker 1>the pod, and this has been my faive season yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks all always becoming a champion. Come on, we appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, we're all doing our best. Sometimes it's good,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's bad, and we're all trying a different definition

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<v Speaker 1>of best for all exact you know what I mean, exactly. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>Gabby's going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which

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<v Speaker 1>is super. Tell me I lowered my mike. Apparently it's

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<v Speaker 1>only on Disney Plus now, yes, really I thought that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that show was like, I was like, maybe

1:15:50.760 --> 1:15:52.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, because Disney Plus just went down from

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<v Speaker 1>like four nine nine to a dollar ninety nine. Peacock

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<v Speaker 1>is like, I'll give you five years and we'll pay

1:15:58.280 --> 1:16:01.639
<v Speaker 1>you to watch. So maybe the streamer are there's too many.

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<v Speaker 1>There's too many. There's too many. I'm spending a million

1:16:04.160 --> 1:16:06.439
<v Speaker 1>dollars a year on streaming Beach. I also still I

1:16:06.479 --> 1:16:09.519
<v Speaker 1>still have a fucking cable. I gotta get rid of it, okay,

1:16:09.520 --> 1:16:11.280
<v Speaker 1>because because when do you watch Hulu? I don't know

1:16:11.320 --> 1:16:14.320
<v Speaker 1>keep the streamers for TV writers, how do I have

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<v Speaker 1>I still have cable because of sport? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>how do you watch this at night? I don't know

1:16:18.600 --> 1:16:22.280
<v Speaker 1>how to watch it at night? Hulu Live for YouTube live, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think YouTube lives your best option I just use

1:16:24.320 --> 1:16:31.479
<v Speaker 1>fucking spectrum and ruining my life. I had to keep sports.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to keep cable, all right, you can't watch Clippers.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the Clippers finally did something where they're like, oh,

1:16:37.920 --> 1:16:40.519
<v Speaker 1>here's like you know, uh where you can watch It's

1:16:40.520 --> 1:16:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like NBA, you can watch Clippers on YouTube. No you can't.

1:16:43.880 --> 1:16:47.519
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have value. Like okay, here we go, Okay,

1:16:47.560 --> 1:16:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I had a plane to catch. Here we go watch Dodgers,

1:16:50.000 --> 1:16:53.519
<v Speaker 1>are you guys? There's like so many funny tweets and

1:16:53.680 --> 1:16:56.240
<v Speaker 1>remember if you win. Now we need to give this.

1:16:56.320 --> 1:16:58.559
<v Speaker 1>We need to give Julie at Sleep Crown a title.

1:16:58.680 --> 1:17:02.040
<v Speaker 1>We have Dracula we have, how about how about um?

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<v Speaker 1>How about dream Portal Heiress. Well, she's a she has

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<v Speaker 1>a crown. She's Colley Queen Sleep Queen, the Royalty of

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<v Speaker 1>Um swee Zing Sleep Queen Snooze the Snooze Queens. Because

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<v Speaker 1>that means no, no, no, they but the Empress of dreams,

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<v Speaker 1>Empress of dreams are okay, the Empress of dreams. Julie

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<v Speaker 1>will send you. Do you know about sleep crowns? No? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like did you have like a banky growing up? Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Like like okay, great, So picture, how do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about tough? Picture? I slept with my pet? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>did you remember that I dated men briefly? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>sleep three years? Okay? So pigure how you feel about

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<v Speaker 1>your softball glove? And then picture draping them and across

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes like a sleep mask or like a way

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<v Speaker 1>to blanket and having it be a soft angel pillow

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<v Speaker 1>that goes around. It's like it's like your friends to

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<v Speaker 1>make you sleep. Yeah, it's like because she knows I

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<v Speaker 1>can't sleep, so it's just it's just a fan. She

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<v Speaker 1>just started. So they're like made a bamboo and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like it's like a dream portal. I like

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<v Speaker 1>the travel one. I like the travel size one. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it like you put it around your eyes? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it still goes around to your ears. So, and they

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<v Speaker 1>also have a full size or they also have a

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<v Speaker 1>body pillow and it's and it's like a dream portal.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you feel like everything's gonna be okay? Even

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<v Speaker 1>when your doctor won't give you an HPV shot and

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<v Speaker 1>very sexually active year old? Okay, here we go. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a sexually active twenty five year old and I

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<v Speaker 1>will wear a genie skirts of my on my hometown.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying. I'm trying to like be sex positive, unlike

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<v Speaker 1>my New England route. So this is me like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be not me. I'm pretending I'm not me. Just

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<v Speaker 1>you do you think you know if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>wear a garbage bag? Were a garbage bags? They're they're comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the dump but they're too hot. Okay, So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. There's like so many to pick from.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna try to narrow it down as we go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>get ready, there were so many good ones. Here's one

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<v Speaker 1>from Robin Kern at Robin Kern. It's never a good

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<v Speaker 1>sign when a bachelorette shows up at the finale dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for real. That one.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh something, this is from our boy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's back, Seth Seth Laurette's at Basebone one, Seth Vaughan,

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<v Speaker 1>He's back. Just imagine Neil Lane's roller coaster of her

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<v Speaker 1>journey this season. One moment you're licking your veneers at

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<v Speaker 1>the prospect of selling two rings, the next you're hoping

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<v Speaker 1>for double or nothing in Paradise. That is such a

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<v Speaker 1>literal perfect z Seth. Here's another at Basebone one. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>it starts. Here's the photo. See the photo of parents. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel's parents. Whoever cast Michael Chicklist and Susan Surrandon's as

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<v Speaker 1>concerned parrot number one and two really outdid themselves. Such

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<v Speaker 1>amazing that mystery the mom. Oh there's another good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Brit Paulson at Beritt even talks like he's a mannequin

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<v Speaker 1>very recently brought to life. This is from Sarah Pitts

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<v Speaker 1>at s B Pits. Now would be a really great

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<v Speaker 1>time for Bennett to show up with a book on

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<v Speaker 1>emotional intelligence for Rachel's so good. There's so many more though. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Matter All at Matter All four. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to go out on a limb here and guess

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<v Speaker 1>that Rachel will one day be Thrice divorced. But go off, queen,

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<v Speaker 1>get your back. She does have like I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a multi divorced sort of time. Just not. This is

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<v Speaker 1>from Real Housewives of Vancouver at Josh Hall. People will

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<v Speaker 1>literally go beyond the bachelorette instead of going to therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh um okay uh. This is from Real Housewives of

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<v Speaker 1>Vancouver at jesh All can't imagine being this desperate for

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<v Speaker 1>an engagement. I've been ghosted by people I've didd longer

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<v Speaker 1>than Aven and Rachel have been together. All right, so

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<v Speaker 1>this is a photo. This is a photo of Tino. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just like at Tino, Tino looks like the elf of

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<v Speaker 1>a Hallmark Christmas movie. Who tries to buy your snow

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<v Speaker 1>globe factory to build condos? That's from Kelly, They're so good. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Kendra at Kendra Conda didn't have pearl

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<v Speaker 1>necklaces on men, becoming a trend on my Bachelorette bingo board.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Laura Jeane Johnson at Words by al

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<v Speaker 1>I j. The Mental Gymnastics. Rachel is going to convince

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<v Speaker 1>herself that even wants to break up with her after

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<v Speaker 1>she told her parents he is the one, just so

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<v Speaker 1>she could be free to pick Tino. Here's another one,

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<v Speaker 1>Rebecca Fini at Fini I think Rachel got into the

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<v Speaker 1>Virgin Cruise uniform closet for this meet the parents there.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's another one. What you sean is what you

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<v Speaker 1>get at w y Sean I w y g is

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel's dress made of red Flax. Oh my god, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>there's just so many. There's so many. I like the

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<v Speaker 1>Bet Benedict or Bennel Bennett coming back there. Here's another

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<v Speaker 1>one at Chefs at Thorium Dragon the whole end of

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<v Speaker 1>the season has a quote the Battelorette has decided to

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<v Speaker 1>cancel the cocktail party vibe. Um. Okay, So here's another one,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Pitts sp Pitts. Both of these girls want a

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<v Speaker 1>ring with the same ferocity as Sniegel. Alright, what are

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<v Speaker 1>our top two? I like the Michael Chicklist, the Veneers checklists.

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<v Speaker 1>I also like I like build Condos. I also like

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<v Speaker 1>um Mannequin Brought to Life. I also like Emotional Intelligence Book.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Top two? Aaron, Oh, I can't even I

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<v Speaker 1>like the Michael Chicklist, Susan sand Checklist. Do we like

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Checklist or Mannequin or Michael Chicklist. Let's do Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Chicklist or Mannequin? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Seth

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<v Speaker 1>the Laurette's at vest Bone one, Seth Vott whoever cast

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Chicklist, and Susan Surrandon as concerned parent Number one

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<v Speaker 1>and two really outdid themselves such amazing chemistry. Or Britt

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<v Speaker 1>Paulson at beer It even talks like he's a mannequin

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<v Speaker 1>very recently brought to life mannequin. Or Michael chicklist aeron. Fully,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to go with Michael Chick dr bb Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you feel you've earned yourself. You've earned yourself a sleep

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<v Speaker 1>crown from our addressive email us. You're mailing addressed at

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<v Speaker 1>at gmail dot com. Fully, I can't believe how long

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<v Speaker 1>has been. Thank you for your time. Absolutely, I was

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<v Speaker 1>thrilled to get out of bed and see your lovely faces.

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<v Speaker 1>Having a day job, as much as I enjoy it

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<v Speaker 1>is really the pie. I can't believe people work five

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<v Speaker 1>days a week to all hours. Yeah, just grow talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the batchelor. Oh my god, will you join us

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<v Speaker 1>for some paradise shenanagram? The good thing is right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Is I like to say I am in between jobs? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>self employed. I have a job right now. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to New York to do it. I'm very proud of you,

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<v Speaker 1>so anyway, I I'm available for more shenanagrams. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to promote keep get your albums. Yeah. Sure. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>well that seventy shows will be on in a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of months, so that's a couple of months away. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna start doing stand up again and I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't done stay up in a while. So I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it a dying to see it was really fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do some shows in Newer Yeah. Um dr BB's

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<v Speaker 1>what do you got girl? Um, I'm as on Twitter

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<v Speaker 1>at s and then we're almost done with Southern Charm

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll be doing Winterhouse. Yes. Oh, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait for Winter I've never seen it. Oh, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think I think Anna and I are going

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<v Speaker 1>to go to at least one day of Bravo cott

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<v Speaker 1>in New York. So we're hoping to go and go

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<v Speaker 1>like hunt down Page hunt on the celebs. And then

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we're we needing to see what day we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go, and that's when we might try to

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<v Speaker 1>do a let's see if there's a venue that will

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<v Speaker 1>let us do a live pod. Um, Katie Money, what

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to promote? I'm Katie on your score

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<v Speaker 1>money on Twitter and Instagram and please go adopt or

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<v Speaker 1>foster an animal from your local shelter. L A super full.

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<v Speaker 1>Still they really are, like I said, every week, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're still very full. They desperately need fosters. If you

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<v Speaker 1>go to Foster for Life l A on Instagram, you

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<v Speaker 1>can see a bunch of dogs that you can adopt

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<v Speaker 1>or foster and they can pair you with a good

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<v Speaker 1>one for your lifestyle. That's so cool. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Um uh yeah, we've got our We've got our grab

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<v Speaker 1>account to you know. You see you got honestly, like

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<v Speaker 1>if you wanted to be a kitten foster. The shelters

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<v Speaker 1>always need kitten foster. Grab a cat and just just

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<v Speaker 1>spay it, neuter it, whatever the thing is. I love

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<v Speaker 1>my girls. Um we have our We have our If

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<v Speaker 1>you see a Lisbie, if you see a Lesbie and

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the street, give her a high five and

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<v Speaker 1>again and you got from underneath the car, hand it

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<v Speaker 1>right to the Lisbie and give her high give her

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<v Speaker 1>a high five. You. We have our Patreon. We have

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<v Speaker 1>New York. Okay, great, okay, great, well okay by everybody?

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<v Speaker 1>By Oh yeah, I'm want to get all up in

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