Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. No you're not. You're gonna have a
Speaker 1: great morning. You're gonna have a great morning because it's
Speaker 1: somebody's birthday week. I love a virgo. Try me, try
Speaker 1: mew world. You think I don't love a virgo. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna turn up everybody's determine us. Did I turn yourself?
Speaker 1: Somebody's organized, somebody's thinking a Google calendar, somebody's a invirgo.
Speaker 1: Somebody is literally the person that I started this podcast
Speaker 1: within her kitchen seven hundred years ago. Hello, welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marie, coming to you from my boogie garage
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. We have fancy new cameras in
Speaker 1: here from my heart. Thank you. I Heart got us
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Speaker 1: reels clips. We can add stuff to my TikTok for
Speaker 1: the kids. As the kids say the tiktokok, I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: if you get the bulletmark, go quickly for your antibiotics.
Speaker 1: You're here from some medical tips. Listen. Brought to you
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Speaker 1: she's back. I can't even This is the person I
Speaker 1: started the podcast with in her kitchen and her triplex
Speaker 1: that she shared with her twin and we were in
Speaker 1: her forties. We were and her cat and her cat
Speaker 1: and her keenu and um we went and we we
Speaker 1: did the first episode, Boobs in the Moonlight Body, and
Speaker 1: then we learned in Eddie Peppertone for a month during
Speaker 1: the Ben Higgins season. Oh my god, that is he
Speaker 1: still alive? Is he doing? Comes and dances once a
Speaker 1: year at my birthday party? Eddie? Of course, Eddie is
Speaker 1: still along partner. I wonder what sign Eddie is? Will
Speaker 1: you look up Eddie Peppertone's birth date with us today
Speaker 1: is a woman who's a I gotta say, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite humans on Earth, one of my favorite stand
Speaker 1: ups on Earth. If you have not bought and downloaded
Speaker 1: her album and listened to it. Don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1: You need to get her comedy album. Sometimes when I
Speaker 1: sometimes like my phone will open and it's like it'll
Speaker 1: be on iTunes in my car and it'll be you
Speaker 1: talking about ghosts or like kids on airplanes. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I'll sit and listen to it and
Speaker 1: I'll go look good dance. She's funny. I was about
Speaker 1: to say golly, and I thought I've never said golly
Speaker 1: on an entire life. She's also a television writer. She's
Speaker 1: a writer on One Day at a Time. She's a
Speaker 1: writer on that nineties show. I mean, what can't she do? Also,
Speaker 1: she's the fucking ship. We love her. Miss Aaron Voy
Speaker 1: can say Eddie's a scorpio, sexy and like series, a
Speaker 1: sexy guy that likes I don't know anything about signs,
Speaker 1: but my favorite thing to do is go, okay, well
Speaker 1: that makes sense. What's his birth day? Okay, okay, Okay's November.
Speaker 1: He's almost he could be like almost election day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a sexy you more than I do. He's a
Speaker 1: sexy guy that likes secrets. By the way, my dad
Speaker 1: was a scorpio, was so to say that somebody's sexy
Speaker 1: is disgusted. Okay, but that's how people all scorpios go,
Speaker 1: you know, like they're sop the scorpios, I know basically
Speaker 1: announced like it's they basically announced that they're good in bed,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you have to let somebody else
Speaker 1: say that about Yeah, a big red flag if someone's
Speaker 1: coming in with I'm good in bed before you've chegged them. No,
Speaker 1: it's like a friend like friends. It's like friends of
Speaker 1: mine and are like, well, I'm a scorpio and don't
Speaker 1: like as your nightmare like my dad? Do you eat
Speaker 1: cake and cookies with a hair maan, I'm like driving meata.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Okay, Ladies and gentlemen, did I
Speaker 1: say your name Aaron Foley? Did I? So? I think
Speaker 1: that's been a staff Okay, before we get to a
Speaker 1: very important order of business we have with us today
Speaker 1: is ladies, dick. You know, we've had a lot of
Speaker 1: dudes on the podcast this season. We've had a lot
Speaker 1: of dude energy and uh, there's been too much, too
Speaker 1: much much dick in here. And we say this as
Speaker 1: you're the Queen of the Boner Patrol, so as you
Speaker 1: say we needed a little feminine energy in here. We
Speaker 1: also have with us, of course, our production team. We
Speaker 1: have Dr Tanna Dana, Arianna Hannah Montana, and Dr Katie Levin.
Speaker 1: We needed ladies, oh, Dr Banana. And I know this
Speaker 1: is just like put a pin in it, but we're
Speaker 1: gonna try. Just put a pen. If you're in the
Speaker 1: East Coast area, we're gonna try to maybe and either
Speaker 1: the afternoon of Rock October sixteenth, which is a Sunday,
Speaker 1: or the evening of Monday Rock October seventeen, We're gonna
Speaker 1: try to do a live podcast somewhere in the New
Speaker 1: York City area. We're gonna try to do, like I'm
Speaker 1: not saying to me, a giant extravaganza, but it will
Speaker 1: be fun. It will have my brother in it. Maybe
Speaker 1: something like maybe we can dragon some Bachelor contestans. We
Speaker 1: can try to like hunt down Michelle Collins. If you
Speaker 1: want to come hang with me and the Good Doctor.
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to do a live podcast either Sunday
Speaker 1: the afternoon or Sunday October six or maybe Monday night
Speaker 1: October day. Just think about it. Just put this this
Speaker 1: debate about TVD, there's this there's movie parts also, But
Speaker 1: the most important thing yesterday with somebody sweet sixteentay, Okay,
Speaker 1: can we all just sing happy birthday to a virgo?
Speaker 1: It was your birthday yesterday and you were on a plane.
Speaker 1: Did you blow out a candle and make a wig? Well,
Speaker 1: the craziest thing is I was on Southwest Airlines is
Speaker 1: just a toilet bass group? Were you in the group?
Speaker 1: And they know? Of course I was in the abs
Speaker 1: hi early dollars worth it. I had to take Southwest
Speaker 1: and it's fine, I'll make this real quick. You know
Speaker 1: how they joke around and you want to kill yourself. Well,
Speaker 1: the head lady was like, it's somebody's birthday, and I
Speaker 1: legitimately got excited, like I was five, and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, so Shelly come on up, And I was
Speaker 1: like what Shelly? Yeah she was, she was young, she
Speaker 1: was a child. But I was like, push out her child, Shelly.
Speaker 1: And so Shelly comes up. Okay, she was. She had
Speaker 1: a little you know, she had a stuffed animal. Fine,
Speaker 1: and then we had to pull the like we had
Speaker 1: to put the like but the call buttons on and
Speaker 1: then she made a wish and we blew them. I
Speaker 1: was I right, I gotta tell you, I am so
Speaker 1: mad at Shelley right right, I gotta tell you she
Speaker 1: blew out, made a wish and blew out the cold lights. Wait,
Speaker 1: did everybody in the plane go? No? She she did,
Speaker 1: and then hit the lights. I've never seen that. I
Speaker 1: can't sat out of out of control. Okay, everyone pretended
Speaker 1: I was on I I was on Southwest flying to Mexico. Once.
Speaker 1: I don't want to brag things first, classic tanning. I
Speaker 1: killed a guy at Vonce and so I was flying
Speaker 1: Southwest in Mexico and when the Stewart Stewart flight attendant,
Speaker 1: thank you. Sure I figured it out when the flight attendant, um,
Speaker 1: it was Mother's Day and that person captured us and
Speaker 1: was like as like Southwest and was like, happy Mother's
Speaker 1: Day to all the mothers out there. I am not
Speaker 1: a mother and I don't have a mother, but but
Speaker 1: I'm sure for you mothers are people with the mothers.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, give me a drink,
Speaker 1: please keep it go, please keep the vamping more. I
Speaker 1: was there. I was so excited. I couldn't believe I
Speaker 1: got a ticket to the best town. It went on.
Speaker 1: It devolved from there. I got panicked and giggly. I was.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe the I got the best one ever. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got someone that was over it and got someone
Speaker 1: that was over it. Well, happy birthday, Shelly on Southwest Airline.
Speaker 1: Because they're so out of control they I had and
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to get in trouble. But
Speaker 1: my doctor I have just sort of like whatever. The
Speaker 1: doctor that they assigned you in your network, god like
Speaker 1: had like a Southwest pilot pilot. She freaked out. Yesterday
Speaker 1: I went for like a blood work thing and uh
Speaker 1: and she was like, and you're here for your flu shot.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I emailed with your office and
Speaker 1: they said it was too early. She's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm not the doctor now. I was like, but
Speaker 1: it was your off, do you why it or not?
Speaker 1: I was like, well, based off your office saying it
Speaker 1: was going to be ineffective because it was too really okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm not the doctor. That happened yesterday it
Speaker 1: is too early. Yeah. Yeah, it was so crazy. What
Speaker 1: a reaction it was that happened before you have the
Speaker 1: receptionists are out of control. It was a doctor that
Speaker 1: was my receptionist like, would not let me come in,
Speaker 1: and I had like strep throat and he's like, it'll
Speaker 1: go away in a few days, and I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I came. I forced my way and my
Speaker 1: doctor was like, wait, like, why why are you have
Speaker 1: you not come here? Your strep thoughts so bad it
Speaker 1: could lead to heart disease. And I was like, your
Speaker 1: team told me not to come in, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. I was like,
Speaker 1: why is no one on the same page. Okay, So
Speaker 1: the reason was going on, and she was trying to
Speaker 1: offer me something because look, I'm single again, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going to get my HPV vaccine. I
Speaker 1: didn't think i'd be single. Let's get it. I don't
Speaker 1: want to get HPV. So I go down and the
Speaker 1: doctor is like they they First of all, they were like,
Speaker 1: made me call my insurance to see if it covered,
Speaker 1: because I'm so it covered, right. So I go down
Speaker 1: and she's like, can you bleep out when it says
Speaker 1: I'm over, And then yeah, yeah, bleep that place, bleep
Speaker 1: that out. So I exactly bleep it out, bleep out
Speaker 1: my age. I'm over twenty five so I go down
Speaker 1: there so that I I go down there and this
Speaker 1: she wouldn't give it to me because I'm over twenty
Speaker 1: five and and I was like, so you're saying, they
Speaker 1: just bet no one will fuck you over the age
Speaker 1: of I was like, look, you can still get HPV.
Speaker 1: Like you think I've either such like a like a
Speaker 1: promiscuous lady that I've like I've been on fleet week
Speaker 1: for the last twenty five years and like that I
Speaker 1: had definitely only have it by now or I've crossed
Speaker 1: over and if I haven't gotten it by note, no
Speaker 1: one will ever fuck me again. So so this corgy
Speaker 1: body is ready to go. I was like, so that's
Speaker 1: when she offers, like I can't give you the flu shot.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's not why I'm here. I'm
Speaker 1: here for the HPV. Like Tom, it was just can
Speaker 1: you believe here's another fact? How rude is that about
Speaker 1: the scratch off? So I hope things got even. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm like, I can still get HPV. That's
Speaker 1: really up into the streets of Los Angeles screaming I
Speaker 1: can still get HPV. I listen, I still got it.
Speaker 1: If this isn't a clip on, I heart radio. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it can still can still get HPV.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not hot. I can still get h
Speaker 1: p V. I can get HPV at a I didn't
Speaker 1: like to try exactly, it's already in me. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm so hot I get HPV, but I just just
Speaker 1: love to try. But I'm willing on different days, like legit,
Speaker 1: if I can't step out of my house and not
Speaker 1: get e p V. Anyways, seen the temperatures in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: I could get HPV. I mean, can you even that have?
Speaker 1: Speaking of a HPV for a bedroom, so this is
Speaker 1: a one one bedroom. I come to the HPV potential, right, okay,
Speaker 1: central HPV listen look, speaking of HPV, let's talk about
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. I got James Taylor's out of control by
Speaker 1: the way, God, I was drug driving and with an
Speaker 1: eighteen and eighteen year old and he was like he
Speaker 1: was arrested like at the college by the college police
Speaker 1: and putting like the college campus jail anyd like she
Speaker 1: was eighteen and was so d that he was just
Speaker 1: going to help her home. Okay, here we go. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I went apartment, I have been loan and his paid
Speaker 1: his like spawn con ampartment. I didn't get hp V
Speaker 1: from him. Somebody's going to give me HPV, and it's
Speaker 1: not a singer or batch. Kids, it might be the
Speaker 1: singer songwriter. He might give me, h you so vain
Speaker 1: and filled with HPV. You. I think this song is
Speaker 1: Carly Simon. Kids are once upon a time there was
Speaker 1: a singer song here. Okay, anyway, here we go, Yebby
Speaker 1: and Rachel the finale. Um, okay, I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: here's the deal, guys. Let me just get right to it.
Speaker 1: Rachel is a nice lady. I wish her well. I am.
Speaker 1: I'm female positive. I felt like, what is hap ning?
Speaker 1: Avin is the most logical contestant we've ever had. I
Speaker 1: did not know how much I craved a man in
Speaker 1: a pearl necklace. I didn't know what was happening with
Speaker 1: that necklace. Wait, what he was wearing? A yeah? But
Speaker 1: they also kept cropping it out. They kept doing things
Speaker 1: where they're like, the sound might not get that like
Speaker 1: I think, well, I said, I think Harry, Yeah, Harry
Speaker 1: styles that. Harry styles. Jock Peterson started it. He's a
Speaker 1: baseball player. But that was weird. No, it was cool.
Speaker 1: They asked him why are you wearing that? He said,
Speaker 1: because I'm a bad bitch. Yeah, no, I know, and
Speaker 1: I'm a big Peterson fan. But I still was like,
Speaker 1: I hope it's not like some like homophobe. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know that all the guys are like so they
Speaker 1: Nate also were from that just because of the whole
Speaker 1: term pearl necklace. No no, no oh yeah no no.
Speaker 1: Trust said that all the young all the young guys
Speaker 1: are like cool and like anyway. So I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of interaction with young men. You you don't
Speaker 1: have never did. But what if you want to get?
Speaker 1: What if you want to get, You'll have to put
Speaker 1: myself back out there. But you're not gonna get. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to get. I have to talk
Speaker 1: to my wife before I put myself out there with
Speaker 1: young men trying to get I'm can you believe it? No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get anybody in trouble. But I
Speaker 1: may have gone to a pharmacy and got into a
Speaker 1: pharmacist to give me the vaccine. Dude, that's what I do.
Speaker 1: I don't go to my whatever. Yeah I got one. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I will go avoid age PV
Speaker 1: because I'm a sexually active woman in her midday. Yes,
Speaker 1: just go to CVS right in the middle of the store. Honestly,
Speaker 1: they do it all, they do it all. Happy birthday, Shelly,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Shelly. How you're a child child named Shelley
Speaker 1: is already peeking anyway? So here we go exactly, and
Speaker 1: here we go, so then we have so then we
Speaker 1: go fantasy sweets. So here's my theory. I feel like,
Speaker 1: and this I'm gonna toss us out early and then
Speaker 1: we can work up to it when we get there.
Speaker 1: Watching how she treated a van when he wouldn't give
Speaker 1: her what she wanted, and then I thought somebody tweeted
Speaker 1: us this was it because she knew she wanted Tino
Speaker 1: and this was her way, Like is this what she
Speaker 1: did to Zak and the fantasy sweets about the age
Speaker 1: and it's her I don't even think she's aware that.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's even cognizant that she's doing it.
Speaker 1: She wants Tino and so it's her way that she
Speaker 1: doesn't have, she can't be and she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be clay doesn't want to she doesn't want to be Clayton.
Speaker 1: So she's like Clay. So she's like so, so she's
Speaker 1: like I feel like she's throwing all these giant fires
Speaker 1: and people are like, what are you talking about? Because
Speaker 1: she doesn't know, like she doesn't want to be like
Speaker 1: I told you I love you, but I actually love
Speaker 1: Tina because she just like she doesn't want to be
Speaker 1: that guy. She doesn't want to break up with them,
Speaker 1: so she's trying to get them to break up with her, yes,
Speaker 1: and that they're the bad guys. She just wants Tino.
Speaker 1: And it's like I would have like obviously like with
Speaker 1: even like the way she was acting. I was just
Speaker 1: like watching it being like, you don't like even though yeah,
Speaker 1: you like Tino the most. It is a great guy.
Speaker 1: He's this guy the world Tino is. He's number three,
Speaker 1: number one and one for the other one that Bateman
Speaker 1: the serial killer, serial killer. Yeah, yeah, yea god. I
Speaker 1: like ladies dated. I was wanting or Tino is gonna
Speaker 1: literally murder? That feels to win? He okay, what I want?
Speaker 1: I was like Kevin Covin, Covin, listen, which is here
Speaker 1: we go? What I want to say? I think I
Speaker 1: think that when she said you're right, when she said
Speaker 1: he's everything, on paper on paper is not your little
Speaker 1: who she doing a dance. It's not doing the HPV dance.
Speaker 1: Something nice? Is that? The HPV of seven veils of paper? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: the h the dance of the some of the veils
Speaker 1: for HPV or sport HPV can't stop me. I did
Speaker 1: get a shot. I did get a shot at a
Speaker 1: shady pharmacy. Take that doctor, um um oh, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm not. The doctor was so crazy exactly, She's never
Speaker 1: going to see me again. I like the I'm doing
Speaker 1: this on a free public forum. Okay, anyway, she or
Speaker 1: he or they, we don't know what my doctor is.
Speaker 1: I called her. She maybe I'm miss gendering this person. Well,
Speaker 1: it still seems like an idiot. Okay, So here she goes.
Speaker 1: So this is my theory. My theory is everything leading
Speaker 1: up is a person gas lighting and lighting fires because
Speaker 1: they don't know how to say I told you I
Speaker 1: loved you, just like Clint and did. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be cut and yeah, I want Why did she
Speaker 1: say it though, because I don't believe that she felt it,
Speaker 1: especially I think I know the moment. I think it
Speaker 1: felt good in the moment to get carried away. She
Speaker 1: seemed to like even though I think I think he's
Speaker 1: hot and sweet, super nice, but like it felt different
Speaker 1: watching her with Tino anyone else the entire She picked
Speaker 1: him immediately. Her panties are any twist when he got
Speaker 1: out of the limo night, when he got the first
Speaker 1: impression she has wanted to be the boon since he
Speaker 1: like rolled up on a fork left. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it because I find him to be gross. He's just
Speaker 1: he's got a real creepy swarmy. He's like he's got
Speaker 1: that like like oh, I'm going to say one thing
Speaker 1: and then go out the door. And his family's miserable.
Speaker 1: It's like Familia, I can't wait to say the two
Speaker 1: dad's meet. That's a lot of al no, no, but
Speaker 1: eventually if they're okay, okay, So here we are to
Speaker 1: Tony is like to, did you know dad it is
Speaker 1: it's our anniversary. Okay, So that's a Tony Tony Tony hunk.
Speaker 1: So here we go, Zack and Rachel. Zach polls her
Speaker 1: aside at the road ceremony and he's like the fantasy
Speaker 1: suite fell off. I was not seeing the real Rachel.
Speaker 1: I was saying Bachelorette, Rachel, I was upset. So then
Speaker 1: they bring him out and all these nice guys that
Speaker 1: were being logical had to go in and apologize for
Speaker 1: like seemingly doing a personality like one eight when they
Speaker 1: go when they go into the fantasy behind, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: can't win. When they get like because she's in charge
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my god, I can't trust them,
Speaker 1: you're too young or whatever, she pulls out of grass
Speaker 1: and it's like then they have to like sit there
Speaker 1: and apologize. Oh my god. When he was like, why,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, you know what, Like I'm just so sorry,
Speaker 1: and you know, deep in her heart she knows. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry too, but like you know, she knows in
Speaker 1: her heart that she was a stink stinker. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's I have to say, she was really painful to watch.
Speaker 1: It did feel like it was almost like they all
Speaker 1: got like pr trained to be like just be polite,
Speaker 1: go in there, don't become the bad, apologize, don't Everyone
Speaker 1: on social media would come after them. But I looked
Speaker 1: at almost everything that I saw online. People were going
Speaker 1: after being like, why are these guys apologizing to Rachel?
Speaker 1: She should apologize, especially even I was like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He was being so logical. Also, he's like, I want
Speaker 1: to go home, I want to take you, I want
Speaker 1: to continue. She listening to she was not. She said, yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, they're so fixated on this fucking ring. Okay,
Speaker 1: we will get that. I will get that. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're here for the right reasons, Rachel. Can I
Speaker 1: just say she looked so depressed in the like like
Speaker 1: it was like she she died or her great which
Speaker 1: again I've seen people like it's like she'said it's like
Speaker 1: she's so beautiful, she's a gorgeous she she's a bombshell.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming. But I was like, this is not
Speaker 1: a person that's glowing and in love. No, Gabby, look happy, Gabby,
Speaker 1: look happy Gabby. I don't know if Gabby looked happy.
Speaker 1: I was watching her. I was watching her. I was
Speaker 1: watching her get emotional, like it didn't work out, Like
Speaker 1: there were times when Eric was on screen with her
Speaker 1: parents that she was like smiling, yes, and then that's
Speaker 1: what I thought, this is getting ahead. But at the end,
Speaker 1: Jesse goes in. Then next week we'll see did these
Speaker 1: women find their dream men or something like that, and
Speaker 1: Rachel's face just like dropped, like she's like if I'm
Speaker 1: I'm if I'm Gabby. I think I think if I'm guessing,
Speaker 1: Rachel's did not and Gabby I'm really hoping because I
Speaker 1: want to wrap her up in duct tape and and
Speaker 1: I hate that she thinks the ring is gonna like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, I love her. Do you think she's
Speaker 1: with Eric? Yeah? I do. I think I think Gabby.
Speaker 1: It seemed to me that Gabby and Eric's relationship could
Speaker 1: get over the hump of a non engagement something even
Speaker 1: watching her with um what's his name? Who? Who? Jason?
Speaker 1: Even watching her freak out and then come back and
Speaker 1: go okay, Like it seems like she can have a
Speaker 1: big feeling, which I get. Look, you're the bachelorette. Two
Speaker 1: of your guys have left, you haven't got You're not
Speaker 1: gonna get one proposed. I'm sorry, that's just the game.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, I can see your mom doesn't love you,
Speaker 1: like like even her family is like, yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: it's clearly it's an like the way her mom has
Speaker 1: presented has not been loving. So whether she loves her
Speaker 1: or not, I don't know anything about it, but like, so,
Speaker 1: so you're a person that has not you don't have
Speaker 1: unconditional love, and then so you're the bachelor, surely one
Speaker 1: of the three guys will at least go to Neil
Speaker 1: Lane and pick out a like a princess cut and
Speaker 1: not one not on that and reinforcing if you already
Speaker 1: have this narrative since birth that you're unlovable. So like,
Speaker 1: I get it, Like I don't. Yes, I understand the
Speaker 1: fixation on a ring, but that's the name of the
Speaker 1: game and to be the one bachelor in history that
Speaker 1: didn't get one proposal. Also, I think you know, it
Speaker 1: feels different this season because there's two and the time
Speaker 1: has been less for each of them. So I feel
Speaker 1: like that's why a lot of the guys aren't feeling ready,
Speaker 1: because genuinely haven't had as much time as they normally
Speaker 1: would have. But also, I bet you anything, the producers
Speaker 1: are just in their ears, going, well, you need that, right,
Speaker 1: like that ring symbolizes his love. But I do think
Speaker 1: it is the name of the game if there's not
Speaker 1: one propos I know I'm not saying that. Look, I've
Speaker 1: never been on a hunt for a ring. I've been
Speaker 1: on a hunt for an HPV vaccine, but I've never
Speaker 1: already but I've never been on a hunt for a
Speaker 1: ring and so, but I I can see in the moment,
Speaker 1: you're tired, you you're you're expecting a proposal from signing
Speaker 1: them producers in your ear and you're like, that's the show.
Speaker 1: Is you in the dress with the guy on the knee,
Speaker 1: Like that is the show? And so and and we've
Speaker 1: seen this before, right, so the whole time, Like when
Speaker 1: I was like last night, when I was watching, I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, like the like Eric's concerns, Evan's concerns, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they should be saying, it should be feeling.
Speaker 1: But then we've all seen this before. It is the
Speaker 1: end game if you get down on the knee and
Speaker 1: you propose. And so it's a tough spot for like,
Speaker 1: I mean, all of them. Now, Eric's complicated because he's
Speaker 1: had a complicated So we're just gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with I do like Eric, and I believe I'm not
Speaker 1: fully I'm just gonna go with the just for now,
Speaker 1: for the narrative of this podcast, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: the person that Gabby has met and not the stuff
Speaker 1: that we have. I'm not trying to separate, but like
Speaker 1: just for the sake of the narrative of the game
Speaker 1: of this, like treating it like a game. I feel
Speaker 1: like the too Aven and Eric seem like they have
Speaker 1: real lives. Eric's dad is has died um Aven like
Speaker 1: and was dying and died during the process of this.
Speaker 1: Even seems like a nice, real guy. So they actually
Speaker 1: are picking guys that are like, what's the logical thing?
Speaker 1: That's logical? And I believe that they are there and
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm nuts about you. I've been on two
Speaker 1: dates with you. But like they've actually cast logical guys
Speaker 1: who don't seem to be there for Instagram followers, which
Speaker 1: is shocking. Yeah, No, I like them, and I feel
Speaker 1: like I have more confidence. I mean, who knows, but
Speaker 1: I feel like I have more confidence in Gabby and
Speaker 1: Eric figure it out whatever it is, yeah, than than
Speaker 1: the the Tino just seems so gross to make. Gabby
Speaker 1: and Eric seems more mature and have to have better
Speaker 1: communication that we already saw them have a fight and
Speaker 1: then like talk it out. Gabby is miles ahead and
Speaker 1: emotional maturity than Rachel is, like the way she deals
Speaker 1: with things versus how Rachel deals with things. It's like
Speaker 1: polar off. Gabby has had a much harder life. Rachel
Speaker 1: has like, you know, like, oh my god, don't yell
Speaker 1: at me, white girl vibes. Yeah, I know he wasn't
Speaker 1: you know that he knew he had to present like
Speaker 1: he wasn't yelling. He's so sweet, you know. It reminded
Speaker 1: me I used to date this one a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and when when we get into an argument again, no
Speaker 1: one was yelling and I was not yelling. But when
Speaker 1: you're when you're you know he did, and you're talking
Speaker 1: about you're passionate, of course your tone changing, it gets
Speaker 1: amped up and she would go tone tone, tone, own tone,
Speaker 1: and which would make me then I raped and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, what are you talking you? I was like,
Speaker 1: are we supposed to have an argument where I'm just meaning, like,
Speaker 1: you know, when you said that, I really felt like
Speaker 1: it hurt my And she's like yeah, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: psychopaths talk like that. But like he was just his
Speaker 1: tone of voice was changing because he was pleading his case.
Speaker 1: He was not yelling. She to me is like, I
Speaker 1: just want to be engaged. But Gabby to me is
Speaker 1: more like I want to be loved. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 1: my new doctor, so I will cover you. I'll give
Speaker 1: you any shot you want. I want out of the
Speaker 1: trunk of my bow. Talk pantful of me? What else
Speaker 1: do I want? You know? But the cool thing about
Speaker 1: my shots is they come out of like a T
Speaker 1: shirt gun. So you just have to run and then
Speaker 1: I try to go. It's like a fun game. We
Speaker 1: can do it. We can do it the back. Wait,
Speaker 1: you're just like you're basically it's like a sport. You're
Speaker 1: like you're like hosing me with HPV. I'm just trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to. That's good. Let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. Oh yeah, I need
Speaker 1: a sexual time out and we're back. Okay. So the
Speaker 1: poor Zach is like I did love you. I felt blindsided.
Speaker 1: I wish we could have gotten there, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And you're too young. He's twenty five.
Speaker 1: Made me laugh so hard. She's like and a half.
Speaker 1: They are looking months apart. He's like, we're literally the
Speaker 1: same mate, are you ready? And he's like, she goes months,
Speaker 1: she goes, I just wanted to know if you were ready.
Speaker 1: But it's like, if you already know that, we're like
Speaker 1: not going to be he already made. He's basically like,
Speaker 1: I now know you already picked tinaw so so why
Speaker 1: did you then have to like he didn't have to
Speaker 1: take him to the favor I stand by last week
Speaker 1: when I said she did not want that D coming out.
Speaker 1: She did not went to deal with that D. Don't
Speaker 1: take him to the phone. Just go hey, did You're
Speaker 1: a great guy. It's not arguing out between us. That's
Speaker 1: just it's not here. Now. Look, we've all I've gotten
Speaker 1: in situations where I like, uh, like a young art
Speaker 1: in like college age artist, twenty something artis because she's
Speaker 1: twenty five. So like Young Arden has been like I
Speaker 1: get yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, you know bubble letters,
Speaker 1: there's a skeleton key. I would invite them to the Vintage.
Speaker 1: We would be like in a T J. Friday, We'll go,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd invite them to. So like Young Arden,
Speaker 1: I would eventually weasel out of things, but I would
Speaker 1: let myself get past where I wanted to because I
Speaker 1: didn't know how to not particularly someone was nice, so
Speaker 1: you kind of pick a fight, right, and then I
Speaker 1: have to you three weeks young. I know I told
Speaker 1: you I love you, but I don't know already. And
Speaker 1: a picture it as um as like digging in the
Speaker 1: heels as she was with Avin, like the level of
Speaker 1: of like hysteria as she was at Avin. I think
Speaker 1: she was with him about the age I would have
Speaker 1: just been just grabbing every bottle of alcohol in that
Speaker 1: fantasy suite and getting hammered. Okay, so then we have, um,
Speaker 1: Rachel is going to bring two guys. She's starting with Avin.
Speaker 1: Her mom actually ended up being very sweet. At first.
Speaker 1: I was like when the mom was like, I can't
Speaker 1: wait to touch her. I can't wait to touch her.
Speaker 1: But then her mom and up, I thought her mom
Speaker 1: was lovely. Um, Tony I think was on his best behavior,
Speaker 1: great shirt. And then when he goes and then her
Speaker 1: two best friends came, Katie had feelings about them, and
Speaker 1: I was like, just like good cop, bad copies out
Speaker 1: of here. I know she have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: Do that again, do that again? Really, we have to
Speaker 1: report back to you. He said he was not ready
Speaker 1: to get engaged, and then Rachel's face like what the
Speaker 1: way she looked like she was about to kill something.
Speaker 1: She was so ready for her clothes off. She was
Speaker 1: like Lisa Renna in a fight on Beverly Hill. You
Speaker 1: really did fill in that moment, like is this Housewives?
Speaker 1: Lisa ready? You're right? And it was one friend that
Speaker 1: was like, I guess I'll wear like my like floral dress, Like,
Speaker 1: but are you ready? You're not ready? You're saying you're
Speaker 1: not ready. They were, Yeah, they were ready to do
Speaker 1: a little like I was on TV, you know. And uh.
Speaker 1: I also felt like she grabbed them like from the
Speaker 1: parking Like I don't buy that these three hang out. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I was like there was at her hometown.
Speaker 1: We met him before. He's the other one that was
Speaker 1: like just so you know, if I remember, he's the
Speaker 1: one that said that after Rachel's last breakup. He's like.
Speaker 1: She was a mess. I had to deal with her.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. She would like, why are you capture
Speaker 1: this guy? Like at that point, like it wasn't like
Speaker 1: a choir in high school, Like where did she capture
Speaker 1: this guy? And why is he still so devoted her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean he's like the town fun queen. Yeah he
Speaker 1: has grab him and just yeah, I mean, the thing
Speaker 1: is he was ready to is did they know that
Speaker 1: she was on the fence or something, you know, like
Speaker 1: were they looking for a fault? Because itself like that's what, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what I thought. I was like, he was like, look,
Speaker 1: give me an out. They're going to get a false
Speaker 1: confession out of this guy. Yeah. I thought they were
Speaker 1: going to hate Tino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was literally
Speaker 1: and so so even was really supportive. So um, he
Speaker 1: was so lovely with her family. He is, he is
Speaker 1: so nice. So he brought he dreamed version. I am
Speaker 1: so much weirder when I meet people's parents and I'm like,
Speaker 1: your son is gonna give me? I'm so much weirder.
Speaker 1: He was so smooth, so elegant. He was like, she's
Speaker 1: just very special to me, Like I'm honored to meet
Speaker 1: you all. And so he's like, look, I'm here to
Speaker 1: put you on the spot. It's my daughter, she's my
Speaker 1: pride and joy. Nobody's gonna take her away from me
Speaker 1: without a fight. I'm like, that's weird. What are you
Speaker 1: gonna say? That's gonna remind is you know, beat this
Speaker 1: next guy tomorrow? What kind of And I was like,
Speaker 1: now I was taking my daughter away from me without
Speaker 1: a fight. Yeah, let go, because she's going to end
Speaker 1: up marrying her best friend who's like a young gig
Speaker 1: but like, you know, you're not a real dig dong,
Speaker 1: so she's not going to make a great decision. So
Speaker 1: here we go. Tino and Tony are not that different.
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know a tweet last night he was.
Speaker 1: I kind of thought he might have hated Tina, Like
Speaker 1: I went into it being like, I feel like Tina's
Speaker 1: gonna sunk this up somehow. He's just gonna like be
Speaker 1: really cocky and like entitled. And then he liked him.
Speaker 1: He liked Alpha Si Alpha. She was even was like,
Speaker 1: I consider Rachel's feelings. Um, this isn't a joke to me.
Speaker 1: You know, we have the same values. Um, you know.
Speaker 1: And she's like, even mom aiven an incredible partner. And
Speaker 1: the mom was like, she's happy, she's happy, she's glowing,
Speaker 1: she's and then she is. She seemed really genuinely like
Speaker 1: so liking and liking. That's why he's splitting the hairs like, well,
Speaker 1: he said he's funing in love with me. He didn't
Speaker 1: say he was in love with me. He said he's
Speaker 1: it's the old like this has come about in the
Speaker 1: last five years where there's like a real difference between
Speaker 1: falling in love and being in love bananas, I know
Speaker 1: the semantics of it. I just I don't know. She's yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she seemed I don't know that. I found
Speaker 1: that confusing because she during that family day before, like
Speaker 1: the two bff that she found in the parking lot,
Speaker 1: you know of Chico's. Um, she seemed really happy over
Speaker 1: the moon about a Yeah, I know, but she still
Speaker 1: wasn't going to pick him. It was always going to
Speaker 1: be So then she's like you know, um so then
Speaker 1: this friends stir the pots like well, um, She's like
Speaker 1: she said to her friends, I have expressed that I
Speaker 1: am ready for an engagement. Um well, they're like, well
Speaker 1: that's a problem because he's not really wanting to be engaged.
Speaker 1: What what, I'm sorry what, I'm shocked. I am shocked.
Speaker 1: I am not coming out of this not engaged wild
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. Like he didn't really see I know,
Speaker 1: he didn't say that. He's saying that. I guess he did.
Speaker 1: To be fair to her, he did say last week,
Speaker 1: I can see myself ready in two weeks. He did
Speaker 1: say that he did say it. He did say it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember. I couldn't really there because I was
Speaker 1: trying to remember everything here, I think so email listeners,
Speaker 1: email us Rose Podcast at gmail. I'm pretty sure. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure. He said I can get there in two weeks.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for an engagement, so then I can get
Speaker 1: can I can get I can really try to love
Speaker 1: you more? Two weeks. I got two weeks, fourteen business
Speaker 1: days to get my feelings in check. Okay, to week ends,
Speaker 1: two weekends? All right, all right, I can do this.
Speaker 1: I can love you, and I can love you intended
Speaker 1: twelve to fourteen days, okay, and we won't see each other.
Speaker 1: We won't be seeing each other. I'll get there alone
Speaker 1: in fourteen business Yeah, we missed you. I'm very proud
Speaker 1: of you, but we missed you so much. You gotta
Speaker 1: get her album Deep Dive right now. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: Go order Deep Dive. Oh, bone Zone Dive for the
Speaker 1: Bone Zone Amber back. Did you order deep Dive for what?
Speaker 1: Did you better ordered deep Dive? I had to take
Speaker 1: a break so you can order deep Dive. Oh. By
Speaker 1: the way, look, guys, listen, Katie Levine is the best
Speaker 1: in the big can we can we address this? We
Speaker 1: know that the commercial breaks. How we have how our
Speaker 1: commercials work. I'm just gonna explain it to people. It's
Speaker 1: called dynamically insertive commercials. So every person that listens, a
Speaker 1: lot of people hear different commercials. Some people might hear too.
Speaker 1: During one break sunnight hear three. You might hear different commercials.
Speaker 1: I have, I can. I have to mark where the
Speaker 1: commercials go. I am marking where they go, and when
Speaker 1: I listen back on the on the server, it's there.
Speaker 1: But for some reason, when people are listening, the commercials
Speaker 1: are in different spots and we don't know why and
Speaker 1: there and so it basically is there. It doesn't like
Speaker 1: it look confident. I don't come back. It'll come back,
Speaker 1: and we're so we're aware. I'm trying to fit. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We've taught. My heart is aware. We're aware.
Speaker 1: We are. It's not cake. We don't know why this trying.
Speaker 1: We know there's a slide and it's wild. We know
Speaker 1: our commercial because people people are texting, you're right. People
Speaker 1: are saying to me, we have listeners coming in. You're
Speaker 1: not wrong and you're better than this. For a free podcast.
Speaker 1: We still want to give you the best quality free podcast.
Speaker 1: We're gonna extra long like gap to try to see
Speaker 1: if that fixes. They don't know a gap, don't that's why.
Speaker 1: But you'll say, like we'll be right back, and there's
Speaker 1: cuts in between. Yeah, so like so like what's happening
Speaker 1: is when I'm listening to the server, like the the
Speaker 1: song ends and it like that's where the break is,
Speaker 1: and then are will go and we're back and a
Speaker 1: lot of times it goes and we're back and then
Speaker 1: the commercial starting, So it's it's like jumping, like a
Speaker 1: couple of seconds were all hammered, were hammered while we
Speaker 1: do this. I don't know what's going on Dr Banana anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Honestly, I really I can't even comment
Speaker 1: on it because I heart owns the company that does it,
Speaker 1: so I really I Can't's a conflict of interest from me?
Speaker 1: Did even say anything? You know, as a doctor, as
Speaker 1: a doctor in a dynamo, I don't know what these
Speaker 1: crazy people are talking about. Sorry, I am I am
Speaker 1: a company woman. Okay, strange cheese if you won't cheese
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Speaker 1: less loud to crunch. Then, by the way, the royalties
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Speaker 1: less crunchy and loud for the listeners. Don't like to
Speaker 1: hear a nut trip, particularly not an almond and and
Speaker 1: al my mom said, almonds so weird to be like,
Speaker 1: you want to amend. So I got some ammas out
Speaker 1: for you. I put some amaz in the trail mix
Speaker 1: and the go up. Does anybody call trail mix? Gorp Oh,
Speaker 1: I've heard that you go up? You got the gop.
Speaker 1: I've heard I'm gonna put some M and m's in
Speaker 1: the GOP when when I was a kid, I used
Speaker 1: to go to r Yeah, I used to go to
Speaker 1: like backpacking camps and ship and like there would always
Speaker 1: be like one counselor that would be like the gorp
Speaker 1: and we'd be like, what the funk are you talking?
Speaker 1: Was a big gop And now we're going out, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we are um so um so. Then he's so
Speaker 1: she's talking to Evan, She's spinning out. She's like, but
Speaker 1: we talked at length. Now He's like, look, nothing has changed.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure this is a right
Speaker 1: timing for both of us. Like like she's like, why
Speaker 1: is this happening? I see you at the end of this.
Speaker 1: No you don't, No, you don't dr bb a liar,
Speaker 1: And so then she's like feelings. He's like my He's like,
Speaker 1: look listen, lady, my feelings for you have not changed.
Speaker 1: I just want everyone to be confident, like this is
Speaker 1: a big deal, Rachel, I have no doubt. I just
Speaker 1: want to be up front with you. I want to
Speaker 1: be engaged. I'm just trying to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I would like to see you in Florida, like you
Speaker 1: to come visit me. Like she's like, yeah, tell me
Speaker 1: what page you're on? I am ready. She goes, why
Speaker 1: are you yelling at me? And she's like that's what
Speaker 1: she was like, why are you yelling at me? And
Speaker 1: then she goes and then he said, I'm not in
Speaker 1: confident in us, unconfident, but you know what the tone
Speaker 1: the right tone? Yes, and I Meanwhile, the women, the
Speaker 1: women in the studio audience are rolling their eyes, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I don't want to see you upset. I
Speaker 1: don't want this to end on a bad note. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's a good note. Is fine? I literally was like
Speaker 1: run a bullet. Watching were like, get out. Let's just
Speaker 1: pass forward to his ends because he's later. So then
Speaker 1: later on they come back and uh and it's poor
Speaker 1: Aven and she's like, I see my life with Aven
Speaker 1: aven a is it? But we are not on the
Speaker 1: same page. And he's like, look, I just need to
Speaker 1: tell you I messed up. I'm so sorry that I
Speaker 1: saw you cry. You know. I want to see where
Speaker 1: you live. I want to be fully in love. I
Speaker 1: haven't stopped thinking about things were when we left and
Speaker 1: you were crying. She's like, I just thought he would
Speaker 1: never lie. I was blindsided. I that we were on
Speaker 1: the same page. Um, He's like, look I got caught
Speaker 1: up and thinks she's like caught up. Oh oh you know, UM,
Speaker 1: I someone I do not want to be engaged with
Speaker 1: someone who's not sure in me, not willing to sacrifice.
Speaker 1: I need to be someone who's sure about me. You're
Speaker 1: not sure I can't move forward. It's you had two wednesdays.
Speaker 1: I don't to think about this by yourself. Get your
Speaker 1: ship together, by yourself, to grow our relationship alone. And
Speaker 1: that he was like, I failed. I have no idea
Speaker 1: where to golf. I saw my life with her, um
Speaker 1: and then and then she's like, I see you fighting
Speaker 1: back tears. She's like, I always fight back tears. Jesse,
Speaker 1: can I ask you, ladies, He's the worst. He's the worst.
Speaker 1: He's you know what I'm gonna Jesse. I find him.
Speaker 1: First of all, he was a terrible backup quarterback for
Speaker 1: my New York driving So I never have liked spats.
Speaker 1: Of all the people you could have hosts this show,
Speaker 1: well why why Wells or many me and Wells Man Wells,
Speaker 1: Wells mat and we head is enormous and what comes
Speaker 1: out of it couldn't be more like like old Navy
Speaker 1: khaki cardboard, boring, he's just doing a shitty and he's
Speaker 1: an untucked shirt. Ye untucket, unt untucket. He's just gross.
Speaker 1: He's tut is he is this is this what we
Speaker 1: have now for a while, I think being almost like
Speaker 1: a blank canvas to be like did your friends sabotage you?
Speaker 1: Like you're like what, He's just who wrote that question?
Speaker 1: So huge, He's just huge and blabbering and I can't.
Speaker 1: He's off so that here comes even even to his
Speaker 1: pearl necklace and uh and uh. He's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I like you down, I'm sorry I failed you. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand what you needed. I'm like even, no, no
Speaker 1: any final thoughts on even even's like, I need to
Speaker 1: get to Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm really sorry. By
Speaker 1: the way, you know how many women he's gonna be
Speaker 1: like a Tyler Cameron where he won't even need to
Speaker 1: get to Paradise because he'll be he'll be with like Gidid,
Speaker 1: he'll be with the head, He'll be the next Tyler Camera.
Speaker 1: He's sweet, he's sweet, and he's so hot. I got
Speaker 1: a little nervous because remember Brendan, before Brendan became a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was so I loved him. Did the master's documentation
Speaker 1: on this podcast? How much I love to ask me?
Speaker 1: And then he rolls into b I P and then trash.
Speaker 1: It went so terrible and he was an actor than
Speaker 1: the acting. Reel came out B I P madness and
Speaker 1: I'm looking forgot remember the act. You need to pull
Speaker 1: up the acting that our lives. Yet you need our
Speaker 1: acting really just here to remind you of the acting,
Speaker 1: real acting and then thank you for that. So when
Speaker 1: even was leaving, I was like, oh god, I want him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go route Tyler, route Tyler and not
Speaker 1: like don't don't Tyler, thank you. We should try and
Speaker 1: find Tino's acting real because it's gotta be out there. Wait,
Speaker 1: one more example. What's what's the guy's name? That? Um?
Speaker 1: It was um, oh god, it just happened maybe three
Speaker 1: seasons ago. And then he was he's like a really good,
Speaker 1: good looking black guy. Um he was like the second time,
Speaker 1: no in Um, I'm forgetting literally everybody's name. Uh. There
Speaker 1: was there was a conflict. She wound up marrying Zack
Speaker 1: or the woman got engaged to Zack. It was her season.
Speaker 1: She just was the host last last week. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know why. He was like the engineer, that's right,
Speaker 1: he got Yeah, it's like Cornia, but he got drunk
Speaker 1: on the fame. Yeah, so I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want need You're right, it was Ivan, You guys, can
Speaker 1: you believe that we're going to have an autumn harvest paradise?
Speaker 1: That is like going into like Gordon season and Argetic
Speaker 1: paradier It's so weird, like it's it's like, it's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, why is this schedule? So I don't know,
Speaker 1: just pushed back to why do they push Bachelorette so
Speaker 1: far back? They're doing two of them? And I guess maybe,
Speaker 1: I mean, I think they needed that time to plan
Speaker 1: to get the COVID ship, don't Ivan, Ivan? Ivan, I
Speaker 1: hope he just finds a girl in real life and subtle,
Speaker 1: but I t I know a nice at the Love
Speaker 1: Witch of Salem. Okay, So that we have so here
Speaker 1: we are, So that's the end of Avin. Then we
Speaker 1: have Eric, Eric and Grandpa. Grandpa was so cute. Grandpa
Speaker 1: was cute again this episode. Was he was because he
Speaker 1: wasn't trying. They weren't putting him in sketches. He was
Speaker 1: just being grandpa and like, she's so darling. Her family's lovely,
Speaker 1: her dad was sweet, her aunt was he was glad
Speaker 1: we got to meet her dad. Yeah, he was so
Speaker 1: sweet and we didn't meet him right. Positive. Did you
Speaker 1: notice how positive? They were so grant everything they said there, like, well, Gabby,
Speaker 1: we trust you and we believe in you. I know
Speaker 1: you feel it, then it's probably right. I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this family? I know, I was been turing
Speaker 1: being so sexy around my family in an outfit. I
Speaker 1: was like picturing being like a bra in a Genie
Speaker 1: skirt like if I was like, first of all, she's
Speaker 1: such a babe, but I was trying to picture myself
Speaker 1: sitting in a bra and a Genie skirt like waiting
Speaker 1: for my suitor, and it was hard for waiting in
Speaker 1: front of your fa encouraging as well, Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: I was encouraging. Yeah, I was just sitting after fantasy
Speaker 1: streets and like a thighigh slit a bra. Like, by
Speaker 1: the way, more power to her. I think she's in
Speaker 1: the right, and I'm I know she's so hot. I
Speaker 1: know I'm in the wrong, Like I take notes, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, oh no, go for the HPV show,
Speaker 1: put your brack on in a gen score who cares? Who? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's right, I would be in like four robes. Oh
Speaker 1: my dad, My dad, he was such trash. He would
Speaker 1: have like even looked at her and like said she
Speaker 1: was chubbing, you know what I mean, Like he would
Speaker 1: just no matter what, he would just be like he
Speaker 1: would cut you down, and you're like he would just
Speaker 1: like always he was just would have looked at me
Speaker 1: and been like, where did we go wrong? That you're
Speaker 1: on a game show for dating? Right? Oh? My film? Aleric? Aleric?
Speaker 1: I mean now Aleric's and he he goes, he goes.
Speaker 1: Alerc texted me because he watched last night and it
Speaker 1: said um u, it said, he goes. So I watched
Speaker 1: Lust and I it seemed like all the guys are like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just kind of want to date. That's it. He
Speaker 1: boiled it out. He dipped in, So here we go.
Speaker 1: Grandpa's there, um and and Grandpa was like, oh yeah, Eric,
Speaker 1: he was fun. What a dick? He called him something
Speaker 1: that they bleeped. I think he said he was there
Speaker 1: was a like he was a douchebag. I liked him,
Speaker 1: but they bleeped, but you know, she was so cute.
Speaker 1: She was so cute. Grandpa loved him. He was so
Speaker 1: a few when Eric came in, he was so sweet
Speaker 1: and effusive about her to with her family, and you
Speaker 1: could see her being really touched. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: at first it was fun. She sort of was ribbing me,
Speaker 1: like and then I was like, oh, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: a risk. I'm gonna open up to her. Like obviously
Speaker 1: I was attracted to her. She was like kept me
Speaker 1: on my toes. But then like, I think he really
Speaker 1: loves her. I think when like, I think he's in
Speaker 1: love with her and he wants everything to work out,
Speaker 1: and his concern is just like, oh, I think he's
Speaker 1: concer makes his concern makes me like him more and
Speaker 1: trust him. But I do think he loves He's in
Speaker 1: love with her more than even was in love with you.
Speaker 1: And I think he's also like my dad's gonna die
Speaker 1: like this, like his dad died not that long so
Speaker 1: like I think he's like like in his brain, like
Speaker 1: I have a lot going on right now, like like
Speaker 1: but I'm in on you, like like let's just that
Speaker 1: would be more stressful than calming, you know, I also think, like,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe you just get engaged and then you
Speaker 1: just like you can have a long engagement, you know,
Speaker 1: because I guess just the part of me wants Gabby
Speaker 1: to be happy. And again, I don't think she's like
Speaker 1: like going after the ring like Rachel is, Like I
Speaker 1: think it's just a weird dynamic with her. But but Gabby,
Speaker 1: it's like you know, you you you know, you can
Speaker 1: get over a bad dad. You can't get over a
Speaker 1: bad heart. It's hard. It's so much harder to get
Speaker 1: over a bad mom. And uh, and so I wanted
Speaker 1: to work for her. Bad moms make entertaining daughters. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: bad dad's bad dad's entertaining daughters. Bad moms are harder.
Speaker 1: I think God wants to wreck your soul from the
Speaker 1: inside out. Yeah, I have to rebuild. But like her
Speaker 1: whole thing is like her mom didn't love her. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's why I'm even if I'm so glad, I'm great.
Speaker 1: They're so great the aunt and they're not like she
Speaker 1: was also like when she was like mom didn't love me,
Speaker 1: and nobody's gas like she's like, I know, like I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for I saw that. I'm sorry that that's what like.
Speaker 1: And I feel like they're not trashing the mom, like
Speaker 1: when he's like things with me and her mom, like
Speaker 1: the dad didn't trash. Like nobody's trashing her. It just
Speaker 1: sounds like she's maybe mentally like something. Maybe she just
Speaker 1: has a mental illness or like like you know, who
Speaker 1: knows who knows well? She always has like she did
Speaker 1: the best she could as in like she even doesn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that the grace she gives her
Speaker 1: mom is very sweet. She doesn't have to. So the
Speaker 1: grandpa said, take me tickled pink if it was Eric,
Speaker 1: and he goes, remember Grandma would be, So he got
Speaker 1: choked up talking about Grandma. He goes, it's not fifty
Speaker 1: fifty so cute. So I couldn't hear the second number
Speaker 1: in all fairness, and I was like, what was the
Speaker 1: other number? So you said makes because it's not like
Speaker 1: it's like it was both do ninety And that's good
Speaker 1: to know. So then he's like, look better. When I
Speaker 1: met her, I was intimidated by her um, And he
Speaker 1: said to the dad, I fell for your daughter. I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with her. UM. When I know who I want,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go do it, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just like, I want to take care of her heart. Um.
Speaker 1: And they're like, look, she needs someone to validate that
Speaker 1: she's worthy. And she's like, look, it's too good to
Speaker 1: be true with Eric. He loves me in a way
Speaker 1: I haven't had when something this good. Um, I'm afraid
Speaker 1: I'm going to lose it. I didn't feel love her mom.
Speaker 1: The aunt's like, I know, you know. Um, She's like,
Speaker 1: and she's worried that her mom not loving her is
Speaker 1: going to send a message to Eric that she's unlovable.
Speaker 1: That was so sad, so sad, so sad, and and
Speaker 1: and then the aunt was so sweet. She was like, well,
Speaker 1: you need to tell him this. Don't hide this from him,
Speaker 1: share this with him, let him know this about you.
Speaker 1: But like that's also really hard to share. And like
Speaker 1: the eve of an engagement, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I appreciated that advice. Yeah, I'm not trading,
Speaker 1: I'm not making the situation. But I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe like the time to a slow rollout. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you the traumaban Wait wait a little
Speaker 1: agree You open up the closet and then you start
Speaker 1: getting you know, baggage deliveries on the front or right,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's I agree with you. Shid the baggage
Speaker 1: until you get the ring. Am I right? Who? Am
Speaker 1: I right? Marriage is so important, So then let's let's
Speaker 1: go ahead, We'll go We'll do him later. So then
Speaker 1: we're up to Tino. Tino is so No, Rachel is
Speaker 1: not in the best mood. She's cranky. She's passed from
Speaker 1: burning down the House of Avin. That's what I we
Speaker 1: just two seconds. This is what I don't understand. If
Speaker 1: she's picked Tino the whole time, then she's then then
Speaker 1: you go into your family with Tino, like, well, Aven whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm all about Tino. But she wasn't. She was like, really,
Speaker 1: I think it's more the rejection, like she I don't
Speaker 1: think it's always it was like ego. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: her ego is more hurt than anything else. She's she's
Speaker 1: a crush collector. She wanted to collect all the crush.
Speaker 1: That makes the same time, like, you got him, you
Speaker 1: now don't have to break up with him, so maybe
Speaker 1: it worked out for you in the end. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just weird. She seemed like I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know, that's what you
Speaker 1: think that she liked even more so, then Tino shows up,
Speaker 1: He's like, well I wrote in a fork left, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in love with her, That's what he said. He
Speaker 1: was so weird. I'm sorry. Maybe it was editing, but
Speaker 1: the and honestly, like full disclosure, I didn't watch every
Speaker 1: episode of the whole season, but so I've missed some
Speaker 1: Tino moments. But the Tino moments that I've seen the
Speaker 1: last like three weeks um and I watched the first
Speaker 1: couple episodes. Uh. He just he was so weird and
Speaker 1: like when the mom was like, oh, like what do
Speaker 1: you or that or whatever, like when you have in
Speaker 1: common or whatever, and he couldn't even come up with it,
Speaker 1: Like he was just like there's we go outside, then
Speaker 1: there's the inside, and then we've w It was so odd.
Speaker 1: I was like to like, I don't it's all about him,
Speaker 1: Like I just honestly, I think it's like he's looking
Speaker 1: for like, yeah, he's looking to win. It's he just
Speaker 1: is the dynamic between them. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's like almost like she's forcing this to happen
Speaker 1: and he wants to win a prize. Hesitation is strange,
Speaker 1: like the way she's like, are you sure your mom
Speaker 1: doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. Well, if I like her
Speaker 1: that they don't have a choice. It's like it's also
Speaker 1: likes that's how he's going to deal with you and
Speaker 1: common yes, like well that's what I want, so you
Speaker 1: don't have it like I want it, so we're doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm the head of household. I know people like that,
Speaker 1: and um, it's just it's infuriating to watch because it's
Speaker 1: like there's no they don't reason, they don't compromise, and
Speaker 1: they just go this is the way it is. And
Speaker 1: I know people that are married to people like that,
Speaker 1: and I hate it. And then it's hard to get married,
Speaker 1: like when you're when everybody's single, it's one thing if
Speaker 1: somebody is like a stinker boyfriend, but when people really
Speaker 1: start pairing off, if you don't like like your close
Speaker 1: friends spouse, it's like, I know people have got a
Speaker 1: divorce because their spouses were like that. But it's also
Speaker 1: like it's also like goodbye to your close friendship. You're like,
Speaker 1: because oftentimes I've had friends I've lost because the guys
Speaker 1: would be like I think I was like too threatened
Speaker 1: and like she's so independent, like you know, she's like
Speaker 1: like she's got a job and travels a lot for work.
Speaker 1: And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Like this is wild,
Speaker 1: you know, like because things I don't want to be
Speaker 1: friends with. So I'm totally fine, you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just like I don't like they called me the other
Speaker 1: night and I was like no, please please. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like no, I'm sorry please. She like I could
Speaker 1: probably have a cocktail with her, Betino. I want to
Speaker 1: kick in the balls, did you? When she was like
Speaker 1: talking to the dad and she was like, and he
Speaker 1: can go surfing. I want to go live in that
Speaker 1: little beach town with him. And I was like, hope, boy,
Speaker 1: you're like romanticizing this this remember they are. And he's
Speaker 1: also like, honey, remember you want to go to Europe?
Speaker 1: Like how is he going to do that? I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna get a building there. If you give me a
Speaker 1: six or eight years, all get a building and then
Speaker 1: all building. I was like, what are you talking? Because
Speaker 1: I didn't. I feel like I missed her. The conversation
Speaker 1: for her dad was like does he build condas or
Speaker 1: does he build big buildings? And she goes, yeah, big,
Speaker 1: and that's like, what what does he don't even know
Speaker 1: what the dad is actually practical? Great, Tony was great
Speaker 1: and we love Tony. So then um so then um
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I'm in love with her. Look, um yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have a lot to do? Like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, we can learn things together. We can learn
Speaker 1: things together, like how to read it. But he gave
Speaker 1: him the stamp of approval well, probably because he was like,
Speaker 1: I love her, I'll take care of her. I want
Speaker 1: to mayor her, Like what are you gonna say? You know? So,
Speaker 1: But I was really shocked that they liked him as
Speaker 1: much as they did, that they didn't find any fault
Speaker 1: in him, because I did think a lot of his
Speaker 1: answers were really bad, shallow and bad, like what do
Speaker 1: you have in common? We have a lot of common
Speaker 1: well like what it awkward pauses and just he was
Speaker 1: just after entitled like he's a very person overall, like
Speaker 1: the way he actually like I deserved this. I'm saying anything,
Speaker 1: I deserve this, And that came off just seemed to
Speaker 1: not see it or didn't care, or she said off air,
Speaker 1: this is the guy. Just be fucking nice to him.
Speaker 1: He's the only one like it is bananas or we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And look, guys, if it's gonna come into the wrong
Speaker 1: spot and we're sorry, I'm gonna pray that it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Like I said, up an extra possi. Girls, Yes we're trying.
Speaker 1: We hear you, We are aware. I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but things agatting so hot in here, I think I
Speaker 1: gotta take your break. And we're back and we're bad.
Speaker 1: How did that work out? We're back and we're back.
Speaker 1: I'll just keep saying it and and we're back. Listen, hey, listen.
Speaker 1: So I know it's a little all over the place
Speaker 1: because there's two bachelorettes and it's a lot happening. What
Speaker 1: we didn't say. So we're back. We're now back in
Speaker 1: the studio. I loved when we're now rebooting. We're going
Speaker 1: back to Avon for a second. I love when Jesse
Speaker 1: Palmer was like, do you feel your friend's sabotagelious nowhere.
Speaker 1: I feel like your friend's sabotage because because we all do,
Speaker 1: all of us do, because they sabotage you. Because Twitter
Speaker 1: is a lit with rumors that you were solid. Nobody
Speaker 1: cares the fake the fake signs that are like oh
Speaker 1: Jesse palm or like nobody made that side. I tasked
Speaker 1: and I was like, producers made this Jesse signs made
Speaker 1: those signs. No, It's like the handwriting is the same
Speaker 1: as they meet me on the bridge, is the same
Speaker 1: as the skeleton key. It's like it's all the same.
Speaker 1: It's it's Janet, It's it's Janice um and uh in
Speaker 1: hr you know she's she's just got bubble handwriting. It's okay.
Speaker 1: So now Eric, we're back with Eric. Eric makes her
Speaker 1: feel safe and seen. She's like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: put pressure on me or you. Um. He's like, look
Speaker 1: in the beginning, it was physical and it was fun
Speaker 1: and I took a risk and I opened up for
Speaker 1: the girl and I truly love you. I do want
Speaker 1: to spend the rest of my life with you. I
Speaker 1: don't want expectations or a rush. And she's like she
Speaker 1: didn't feel like she'd had a little bit drink, so
Speaker 1: there was like a slow She just kind and she's like,
Speaker 1: your heart, I'm come back up for air. You better
Speaker 1: have changed that answer. When I just put my head
Speaker 1: back off, you better be like, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: be proposing. Yeah, She's like, I love Yeah. She didn't
Speaker 1: like that, and she's like she's She's like, I do
Speaker 1: want to proposal from him. I just want to know
Speaker 1: the truth, Like if it's engagement, I just wish I
Speaker 1: knew a hundred percent. She's like, look, I'm not the
Speaker 1: one proposing. I thought, yeah, this sucks. Why is ladies?
Speaker 1: Why can't they propose? Women propose now in real life.
Speaker 1: It's just it's ridiculous that you want to propose, and
Speaker 1: you should propose for that. Backup, yeah, backup, propose to
Speaker 1: know what fun that the women should propose. They are
Speaker 1: the lead if it's their show, the show. So then
Speaker 1: she's like I have to see, Like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I have to see what? I don't know. He's like, look,
Speaker 1: I want to date you in the real world. Like
Speaker 1: getting engaged right now is just like it just feels
Speaker 1: this is not how it goes. I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: I want to continue to date you, but like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to prom Sorry, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I mean, I love her, right and I have,
Speaker 1: but just for the sake of this podcast. To me,
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop laughing when you see this woman capable hot,
Speaker 1: like a lot going for her, just basically like bouncing
Speaker 1: off the walls, going down the hallway, being like he
Speaker 1: wants to day to day everybody. I don't like, that's
Speaker 1: what everyone looks like. People just want to date alone forever.
Speaker 1: They just want to date. And she's furious. I saw
Speaker 1: also the first time we've seen the boom operator in
Speaker 1: the kitchen. That was so exciting. I was like just chasing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I was just trying to picture. I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: wonder Jason panicked, Like, imagine trying to act casual, like
Speaker 1: if we were in here and there was like four dudes,
Speaker 1: it's already we're getting used to the cameras. By the way,
Speaker 1: I feel okay with the cameras. I'm not I to
Speaker 1: day he was the day like, but like imagine having
Speaker 1: like four people like getting used to like getting intimate,
Speaker 1: like in front of like a full crew. And she
Speaker 1: also turns to them and goes he wants to just
Speaker 1: dave me, and he's like he's right there. Then he
Speaker 1: comes running out and he's like, oh, she's sobbing. She's
Speaker 1: like I don't want anyone to be forced, he said
Speaker 1: he was to Dave me. I want to be with
Speaker 1: I want to be with forever. I want I have
Speaker 1: to propose. This is a big fat dubster fire. At
Speaker 1: this point, I do wonder with her, isn't the producers
Speaker 1: like getting in her head? I think rings like he
Speaker 1: you know you need that ring? You need that? Mom
Speaker 1: doesn't Mama, I'm unlovable. This is the guy I'm down
Speaker 1: to one security. I thought it was Jason. I'm down
Speaker 1: to one. No one will propose to me because and
Speaker 1: it drives I am unlovable. I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 1: It's it's like a core historical thing. Look and certain circles.
Speaker 1: There's a phrase, if it's hysterical, it's historical. And if
Speaker 1: when you are extra extra read all about it about something,
Speaker 1: it may not be if it's not quite the level
Speaker 1: of what's happening, Maybe something happened back in the day.
Speaker 1: So like and sounds like she comes by it honestly,
Speaker 1: you know, like, how could she handle it graceful? She's
Speaker 1: a little bit wine buzzed. She's thinking, I know, I
Speaker 1: just was like that moment was so um, you know, again,
Speaker 1: I wanted to all end well, but there's something very
Speaker 1: funny to where she literally was not walking straight. She
Speaker 1: was literally like alligator was chasing. She's going in Z formation,
Speaker 1: bouncing off the wall and hammer time screaming. Just what today?
Speaker 1: Like a hippotie hop? Remember did you have a hippotie
Speaker 1: hop as a child? I don't know, like the balls
Speaker 1: had like I handled the whole hippoti up I had
Speaker 1: a hippot It was just like, oh, all right, so
Speaker 1: before we get to our emails, et cetera. In our
Speaker 1: tweet of the week. And by the way, people were
Speaker 1: on fire last night, on fire, what do you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen? Well? Why was it? Why was it
Speaker 1: two hours? And there was no reason. Also like this
Speaker 1: could had just been one episode, Like we didn't need
Speaker 1: there see something live watching it best. It's such a
Speaker 1: useless episode. Oh my god, you didn't have to write
Speaker 1: it all out in two hours and fifty minutes. You guys,
Speaker 1: they got special permission. I can from also cut into
Speaker 1: family few we didn't see the first half Family Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey probably got an extra check for that. They're going
Speaker 1: to get bigger. What is going to happen and I
Speaker 1: see he just wants to date on the board. You know,
Speaker 1: it was just first of all, Jesse's like, this is
Speaker 1: what I was like, the show at its core is enough.
Speaker 1: Now it's irritating to me. Last week when Jesse was
Speaker 1: like he comes on, He's like, we have to end
Speaker 1: it now because this is the most dramatic. Like, we
Speaker 1: doesn't need that. Wat's just dramatic. No, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a dramatic ari or Colton jump in the fence. These
Speaker 1: were not like or Rachel crying and then waiting on
Speaker 1: top of the windy hill in Spain. Those are all
Speaker 1: way more dramatic. I just was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: just they're almost ruining these moments. Just let it play out.
Speaker 1: Be the same pilot, bring her role, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bring her angel on her. Actually stop the funniest reaction
Speaker 1: from Peter. We's like, mom stop yeah yeah. And then
Speaker 1: my close up, Peter, do not ruin this for me.
Speaker 1: Guy's dad with the moong beans in the living Dean.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite wife. This is my best wife.
Speaker 1: That day's mom was great, but this new one is
Speaker 1: my best wife. This is my I miss Rob bendick Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we got did you see the coming ups? Aredn
Speaker 1: like for next? Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what That's what
Speaker 1: I'm like, notebook, Wait, I didn't say I guess I
Speaker 1: did it. I guess I didn't change into a crazy
Speaker 1: fight over something. And it's she's yelling at him being
Speaker 1: like why did you say that to me? And like
Speaker 1: I did he It seems like something pops off between
Speaker 1: Rachel and Tino and then you know, a huge fight
Speaker 1: book being like what because of this? And I was like,
Speaker 1: what is in the How did I not watch that?
Speaker 1: I was up to three in the morning, right I
Speaker 1: was transcribing, wascribing. I thought I'd made it work. I
Speaker 1: made this this this is my life. It's just like
Speaker 1: a diagram of how he would chop her up. He's like,
Speaker 1: this is are just your legs separated from you? Or
Speaker 1: so noticed that because my friend and I were like
Speaker 1: holding a journal says like because of this, like what
Speaker 1: is it your game play? Like what what is happening?
Speaker 1: And he just says the play by play of how
Speaker 1: I want to just use this for Instagram followers and
Speaker 1: I love you? What's the big? What else is in
Speaker 1: the coming attraction? They're just they're in a huge fight
Speaker 1: about Gabby and Ear. We don't see that very briefly,
Speaker 1: but maybe it's it's Tino and her calling him a liar,
Speaker 1: a bunch, and then it cuts to them like at
Speaker 1: their like little thrones to get proposed or unproposed to.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, it's so funny because it's like
Speaker 1: it like starts with like we could be engaged to
Speaker 1: our dream guy. I saw that, I saw, and then
Speaker 1: it's like and then it's like recommendation, yeah, yea yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's then just like her like yelling at
Speaker 1: yeah that it was really nutty. I was like, he
Speaker 1: has literally like nuclear coats in there or like a
Speaker 1: picture of how he would dismember her. I'm voting for
Speaker 1: the dismember. I'm voting for the dismember. What's going on
Speaker 1: for her to be like how after I saw that,
Speaker 1: because I was like, oh, these two are going to
Speaker 1: get engaged. But then after I saw that, I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: is she like so unhappy looking during this week's episode
Speaker 1: because like it doesn't happen, well, she like she looked miserable, miserable,
Speaker 1: and when Jesse goes we'll find out next week if
Speaker 1: these women are engaged. The way her face fell, like
Speaker 1: her face, she was just like like it was like
Speaker 1: such a change. She looked so angry that I was like,
Speaker 1: but also he's like pretty much undeterred. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like somehow they'll I don't know, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but after that fight, I was like, maybe then,
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm hoping. I'm hoping, Eric, I want. I
Speaker 1: think that Rachel's single, I think that Rachel's singles good.
Speaker 1: I mean, Tino sucks. Rachel, you should have been with
Speaker 1: avin you guys, we made it to two thousand Reveals.
Speaker 1: It's all about how the commercials are wrong because I
Speaker 1: saw but I still give us a five star. She's
Speaker 1: still give us a five star. She said, get your
Speaker 1: commercials in order and like the pod. But you know what,
Speaker 1: she was right, but she still but she didn't deduct anything.
Speaker 1: That's a real fan. That's a real fan. We made it.
Speaker 1: We were trying to get to two thousand. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, we did it. USA. We're champion. Now it's
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Speaker 1: Thanks all always becoming a champion. Come on, we appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, we're all doing our best. Sometimes it's good,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's bad, and we're all trying a different definition
Speaker 1: of best for all exact you know what I mean, exactly. Also,
Speaker 1: Gabby's going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which
Speaker 1: is super. Tell me I lowered my mike. Apparently it's
Speaker 1: only on Disney Plus now, yes, really I thought that.
Speaker 1: I thought that show was like, I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know, because Disney Plus just went down from
Speaker 1: like four nine nine to a dollar ninety nine. Peacock
Speaker 1: is like, I'll give you five years and we'll pay
Speaker 1: you to watch. So maybe the streamer are there's too many.
Speaker 1: There's too many. There's too many. I'm spending a million
Speaker 1: dollars a year on streaming Beach. I also still I
Speaker 1: still have a fucking cable. I gotta get rid of it, okay,
Speaker 1: because because when do you watch Hulu? I don't know
Speaker 1: keep the streamers for TV writers, how do I have
Speaker 1: I still have cable because of sport? How do you
Speaker 1: how do you watch this at night? I don't know
Speaker 1: how to watch it at night? Hulu Live for YouTube live, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think YouTube lives your best option I just use
Speaker 1: fucking spectrum and ruining my life. I had to keep sports.
Speaker 1: I got to keep cable, all right, you can't watch Clippers.
Speaker 1: And then the Clippers finally did something where they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: here's like you know, uh where you can watch It's
Speaker 1: like NBA, you can watch Clippers on YouTube. No you can't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have value. Like okay, here we go, Okay,
Speaker 1: I had a plane to catch. Here we go watch Dodgers,
Speaker 1: are you guys? There's like so many funny tweets and
Speaker 1: remember if you win. Now we need to give this.
Speaker 1: We need to give Julie at Sleep Crown a title.
Speaker 1: We have Dracula we have, how about how about um?
Speaker 1: How about dream Portal Heiress. Well, she's a she has
Speaker 1: a crown. She's Colley Queen Sleep Queen, the Royalty of
Speaker 1: Um swee Zing Sleep Queen Snooze the Snooze Queens. Because
Speaker 1: that means no, no, no, they but the Empress of dreams,
Speaker 1: Empress of dreams are okay, the Empress of dreams. Julie
Speaker 1: will send you. Do you know about sleep crowns? No? Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you like did you have like a banky growing up? Uh? No?
Speaker 1: Like like okay, great, So picture, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about tough? Picture? I slept with my pet? Did you
Speaker 1: did you remember that I dated men briefly? Did you
Speaker 1: sleep three years? Okay? So pigure how you feel about
Speaker 1: your softball glove? And then picture draping them and across
Speaker 1: your eyes like a sleep mask or like a way
Speaker 1: to blanket and having it be a soft angel pillow
Speaker 1: that goes around. It's like it's like your friends to
Speaker 1: make you sleep. Yeah, it's like because she knows I
Speaker 1: can't sleep, so it's just it's just a fan. She
Speaker 1: just started. So they're like made a bamboo and it's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like a dream portal. I like
Speaker 1: the travel one. I like the travel size one. Is
Speaker 1: it like you put it around your eyes? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it still goes around to your ears. So, and they
Speaker 1: also have a full size or they also have a
Speaker 1: body pillow and it's and it's like a dream portal.
Speaker 1: And do you feel like everything's gonna be okay? Even
Speaker 1: when your doctor won't give you an HPV shot and
Speaker 1: very sexually active year old? Okay, here we go. That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm a sexually active twenty five year old and I
Speaker 1: will wear a genie skirts of my on my hometown.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm trying to like be sex positive, unlike
Speaker 1: my New England route. So this is me like trying
Speaker 1: to be not me. I'm pretending I'm not me. Just
Speaker 1: you do you think you know if you want to
Speaker 1: wear a garbage bag? Were a garbage bags? They're they're comfortable.
Speaker 1: I love the dump but they're too hot. Okay, So anyway,
Speaker 1: here we go. There's like so many to pick from.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to narrow it down as we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: get ready, there were so many good ones. Here's one
Speaker 1: from Robin Kern at Robin Kern. It's never a good
Speaker 1: sign when a bachelorette shows up at the finale dressed
Speaker 1: as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for real. That one.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh something, this is from our boy.
Speaker 1: He's back, Seth Seth Laurette's at Basebone one, Seth Vaughan,
Speaker 1: He's back. Just imagine Neil Lane's roller coaster of her
Speaker 1: journey this season. One moment you're licking your veneers at
Speaker 1: the prospect of selling two rings, the next you're hoping
Speaker 1: for double or nothing in Paradise. That is such a
Speaker 1: literal perfect z Seth. Here's another at Basebone one. Here's
Speaker 1: it starts. Here's the photo. See the photo of parents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Rachel's parents. Whoever cast Michael Chicklist and Susan Surrandon's as
Speaker 1: concerned parrot number one and two really outdid themselves. Such
Speaker 1: amazing that mystery the mom. Oh there's another good one.
Speaker 1: Brit Paulson at Beritt even talks like he's a mannequin
Speaker 1: very recently brought to life. This is from Sarah Pitts
Speaker 1: at s B Pits. Now would be a really great
Speaker 1: time for Bennett to show up with a book on
Speaker 1: emotional intelligence for Rachel's so good. There's so many more though. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Matter All at Matter All four. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go out on a limb here and guess
Speaker 1: that Rachel will one day be Thrice divorced. But go off, queen,
Speaker 1: get your back. She does have like I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: a multi divorced sort of time. Just not. This is
Speaker 1: from Real Housewives of Vancouver at Josh Hall. People will
Speaker 1: literally go beyond the bachelorette instead of going to therapy.
Speaker 1: Huh um okay uh. This is from Real Housewives of
Speaker 1: Vancouver at jesh All can't imagine being this desperate for
Speaker 1: an engagement. I've been ghosted by people I've didd longer
Speaker 1: than Aven and Rachel have been together. All right, so
Speaker 1: this is a photo. This is a photo of Tino. Okay,
Speaker 1: just like at Tino, Tino looks like the elf of
Speaker 1: a Hallmark Christmas movie. Who tries to buy your snow
Speaker 1: globe factory to build condos? That's from Kelly, They're so good. Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Kendra at Kendra Conda didn't have pearl
Speaker 1: necklaces on men, becoming a trend on my Bachelorette bingo board.
Speaker 1: This is from Laura Jeane Johnson at Words by al
Speaker 1: I j. The Mental Gymnastics. Rachel is going to convince
Speaker 1: herself that even wants to break up with her after
Speaker 1: she told her parents he is the one, just so
Speaker 1: she could be free to pick Tino. Here's another one,
Speaker 1: Rebecca Fini at Fini I think Rachel got into the
Speaker 1: Virgin Cruise uniform closet for this meet the parents there.
Speaker 1: So here's another one. What you sean is what you
Speaker 1: get at w y Sean I w y g is
Speaker 1: Rachel's dress made of red Flax. Oh my god, I mean,
Speaker 1: there's just so many. There's so many. I like the
Speaker 1: Bet Benedict or Bennel Bennett coming back there. Here's another
Speaker 1: one at Chefs at Thorium Dragon the whole end of
Speaker 1: the season has a quote the Battelorette has decided to
Speaker 1: cancel the cocktail party vibe. Um. Okay, So here's another one,
Speaker 1: Sarah Pitts sp Pitts. Both of these girls want a
Speaker 1: ring with the same ferocity as Sniegel. Alright, what are
Speaker 1: our top two? I like the Michael Chicklist, the Veneers checklists.
Speaker 1: I also like I like build Condos. I also like
Speaker 1: um Mannequin Brought to Life. I also like Emotional Intelligence Book.
Speaker 1: All right? Top two? Aaron, Oh, I can't even I
Speaker 1: like the Michael Chicklist, Susan sand Checklist. Do we like
Speaker 1: Michael Checklist or Mannequin or Michael Chicklist. Let's do Michael
Speaker 1: Chicklist or Mannequin? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Seth
Speaker 1: the Laurette's at vest Bone one, Seth Vott whoever cast
Speaker 1: Michael Chicklist, and Susan Surrandon as concerned parent Number one
Speaker 1: and two really outdid themselves such amazing chemistry. Or Britt
Speaker 1: Paulson at beer It even talks like he's a mannequin
Speaker 1: very recently brought to life mannequin. Or Michael chicklist aeron. Fully,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with Michael Chick dr bb Okay,
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Speaker 1: has been. Thank you for your time. Absolutely, I was
Speaker 1: thrilled to get out of bed and see your lovely faces.
Speaker 1: Having a day job, as much as I enjoy it
Speaker 1: is really the pie. I can't believe people work five
Speaker 1: days a week to all hours. Yeah, just grow talking
Speaker 1: about the batchelor. Oh my god, will you join us
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Speaker 1: Is I like to say I am in between jobs? Yes,
Speaker 1: self employed. I have a job right now. I'm going
Speaker 1: to New York to do it. I'm very proud of you,
Speaker 1: so anyway, I I'm available for more shenanagrams. Okay, what
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Speaker 1: well that seventy shows will be on in a couple
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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start doing stand up again and I
Speaker 1: haven't done stay up in a while. So I did.
Speaker 1: I did it a dying to see it was really fun.
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Speaker 1: And I think I think Anna and I are going
Speaker 1: to go to at least one day of Bravo cott
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Speaker 1: like hunt down Page hunt on the celebs. And then
Speaker 1: that's why we're we needing to see what day we're
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