WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Slap with No Kids" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.480 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old Republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.760 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. Welcome in 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:40.000 another edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:48.519 Danny G. Radio. In the podcast do Joe is a 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:53.720 very exciting year and one of my favorite moments of 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:58.560 the week. The mailbag is that not? Is that now? Wonderful? 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:05.240 The mailbag tremendous, tremendous, tremendace and interesting conversation. Danny G. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:09.319 If you missed the Saturday podcast, you are the modern 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:11.360 Bill Ny the science guy. We gotta come up with 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:12.920 the nickname. We have not yet come up with a 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.760 nickname for you, but we well, what runs Danny G 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.400 Radio really flows like. That's a great what you're known 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:24.600 as Danny G Radio? Something science to have the spit ball. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.920 One thing I know about the listener to this program 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.520 and and the radio show The restaurant radio show is 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:37.160 very creative. Some people like just Josh, Justin and Cincinnati. 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.040 They might be X rated names, but they're interesting. The 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.800 one thing I found out is that science is gonna 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:48.559 kill me, literally because I had to bring those projects 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:52.800 home in big boxes every day. And my tinder ronis 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.800 gotta shout her out because she helped me cut holes. 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:59.000 I had like a whole workshop going on on our 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:02.520 kitchen table, talk about over time, hours been and that's 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.400 why all teachers across the board, the good teachers, not 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.560 the old grouchy ones that are tenured, but the good ones, 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.200 they bring their work home and so you're really working 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:17.240 around the clock. That week felt like three weeks. So yeah, 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.560 I'm definitely looking for some easier projects and experiments to 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.640 get into here. The good thing is the longer you 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.040 do this, you're you're going to be like that tenured 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.000 teacher where you have like a whole roll of decks 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:30.160 of projects and all that. But then you also want 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.320 to keep it fresh, right, you know what to do 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.520 the same things over and over again. So it's like 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:36.360 that give and take. Do you wanna yeah, have everything 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:40.760 laid out? It's like, uh, my, my mother in law. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:44.640 She's a she's a teacher, just actually just retired. But 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.160 she'd been doing it for a long time, so she 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:49.119 had like all of her like she knew everything, all 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.600 the lessons, plans and all that stuff because she's been 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.200 doing it for so long, so she had all laid up. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.000 But it's kind of like doing a radio show. That's 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.440 one good thing about the radio show. Like every day 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.800 is different though, there's so much us to react to, 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.160 so you've got some built in stuff. But you no, 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.760 you're right. The rundowns that we do for the show, 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:09.760 it's similar to lesson planning. There's a lot of similarities. Yeah, 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:11.799 it's you're planning stuff out and making you know, kind 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:14.320 of looking at the clock and figuring out what needs 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.399 to go. Were putting a jigsaw puzzle together every day. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:19.880 Sometimes you don't have enough pieces for the jigsaw puzzle, 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.000 but you still gotta put it together. And when one 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.320 of the little kids burns their hand on the hot 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.239 glue gun, it's like a bad segment on the radio. 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.520 Exactly exactly. All right, let's get to the mail back 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:34.760 here we go, hit us, strike up the band, ohio, wow, 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:52.640 hit that button right there. It's all right. The first 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:58.840 email comes from a very polarizing figure on this show, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:05.520 Helen and Stu from Mallard Town, USA. It is signed 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:11.880 and the email reads boys extended vacation Deshaun Watson settlement 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.880 dittos from Cape Cod How about that they're hanging out 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:21.159 on Cape Cod? Uh? They say Benjamin is short on time, 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:26.640 but suffice to say that wherever we holiday, the Mallard 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:31.400 Militia juggernaut is with us. In the air everywhere. Next week, 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:37.880 in the fifth hour mail bag, crazy vacation drama including 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:49.720 Code three, Lights and sirens, Stu almost die stayed Helen 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:53.200 and Stu. Good to hear that Stu still with us. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.440 Now that's a tease, Danny, that's an email tease. She 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.640 didn't tell you how he almost died. No, no, no, 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.960 she's she said she's gonna tell us in the next 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:06.000 mail So we have to wait. I'm on the edge 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:07.680 of my seat right now. I cannot wait for the 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.600 next email. Do you want to take a guess? How 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.080 do you think Stu almost died? Why don't we take 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.640 a guess? Here they were hiking and he almost fell 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:21.080 down a cliff. I almost fell down a cliff. I 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:25.599 am going to go. He ate a meal that some 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:30.479 combination of foods that caused his innerds to react in 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:36.080 a negative way. Or he was playing tennis at a 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:42.200 country club on on the Cape and he overdid a 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:45.240 little bit and then he kind of passed out, so 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:51.320 they had to call am. I've got two answers. I'm 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:55.760 going with one of those, right, What is his food picks? Yeah, exactly, 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.760 I'm gonna go oodles and noodles, pizza, hot dog, you 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.320 know a new hot dogs and lamb chops. Yeah right. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.120 Marcel gets so upset, like Friday, we didn't have time 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:08.760 to do the food picks, and you can tell he 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:13.080 gets upset. It's it's pretty amusing, like he's bummed out. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:14.840 He doesn't get to tell us what he had for 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.239 dinner the night before when it's one of four things. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:21.440 Next up, Tammy and Montana back to back and belly 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:26.760 to belly, Tammy and Helen bitter good, Fey to mambo. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:34.200 Exactly right, these two get together, is yeah? Tammy rights in. 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.760 I have been listening to the podcast while at work 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:40.680 and enjoying the guests stories, life lessons and emails. My 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:45.400 question is about fan loyalty out of your top three 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:49.000 teams you are loyal to. Which one would you quit 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:54.880 being a fan of if your life dependent on it. Well, Tammy, 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:56.960 if my life depended on it, I quit all. All 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.920 of the teams aren't like. But but to answer your question, 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:04.320 this one's gonna surprise a fair amount of people. I 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.480 you'll be the judge of that. So my three favorite 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:13.840 teams are the Rams, the Clippers, and the Dodgers. The 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:17.280 one I would get rid of. You want to take 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:20.600 a guess which one it is name, I'm gonna say 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:25.560 Rams because they've flipped flop cities. That is correct, the Rams. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:29.320 Because I lived many years of my life without the Rams. 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.440 In my life, I I liked football, I watched games. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.800 I was a gambler. We did the bid on the 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.160 show where every year I had a different team that 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:40.080 I would follow in support for that year, and I 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:44.080 was wearing the clown makeup and all that. So I've 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.880 lived the life without the Rams, and so for me, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:48.720 it's like, I liked the Rams that are back, and 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.640 I love the fact they won the Super Bowl and 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:53.040 I got to go to the NFC Championship game and 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.000 all that stuff was really cool. But I would dump 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.360 the Rams in a second, like I need to see 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:02.280 the Clippers win in my life, just one, just one championship. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.920 I've seen the Dodgers win back in the day, although 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.040 it wasn't you know, the World Series I went to. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:10.200 They didn't win the one, the one that was played 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:13.320 in Texas, uh, and not at Dodger Stadium. They won 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.440 all the games in Texas, So that would be Now 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.720 what about your Dadny, You're you're the Lakers, Dodgers, and Raiders. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.280 So those are your top three? Yeah? This is hard. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:25.160 I guess I would have to say baseball though, because 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.000 there's a lot of stuff with MLB that I don't 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.120 agree with. I don't like the commissioner, I don't like 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.800 the greed of the stadium here in Los Angeles. It's ridiculous. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.960 How Yeah, And because of that, I guess have some 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.839 sort of reason to walk away from baseball. It would 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:45.240 be hard. I love the Dodgers a lot, but well, 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.560 the Dodgers had always treated their fans so well, now 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:49.600 they're just price gouging. I mean, I love the Dogs, 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:53.040 That's what I'm saying. I feel like the Dodgers are 0:08:53.120 --> 0:08:58.559 like the baseball version of gasoline here in Southern California. Yeah, 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.600 it's yeah, they know I'm still gonna be a fan. 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.520 They know I have to pay it to see them. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:07.680 And then Ben, they're pulling this crap where now I'm 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.720 paying every month for spectrum and some of the games 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:14.160 aren't even on the Dodgers station. Now, yeah, well that's 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:16.680 going everywhere. That's that's the whole thing you gotta buy. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:22.840 Rob Manford has bent over every hardcore baseball fan. And 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.960 there's no vasseline. Uh and he's just uh, you know, 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.640 you know what's going on there. You not only have 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:32.440 to have your local cable, you've got to have on Fridays, 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:41.280 it's APT on Sundays it's the pea cock yeah them. Yeah, 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.080 it's like you're supposed to be growing the sport. But 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:49.360 it's just as you said, it's greed personified. It's it 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.080 doesn't matter. We don't care about the customer. And and 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:57.800 that's the bullet excuse my French from the work stoppage, 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.640 which didn't last very long. It was like both sides, well, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:01.480 we care about the fans. We're all about the fan. No, 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:05.559 you're shut up, shut up, all right. I mean I 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.840 like going to a game and here in the Oregon, 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:12.960 you know, and then here we go like that's cool 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:17.880 and all that, but ridiculous. And then and then you've 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:22.360 got the angels, and you've got the angels treating media 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.800 like pieces of crap. They are the pieces of crap 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.880 for doing that. But at least they're trying to do 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:33.840 like family night style promotions. Every ballpark in our country 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:37.959 should be bending over backwards to help the working man 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:42.560 and the working class families out right now. Yeah, it's like, 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.240 do you really need to charge the price? Like the 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:49.520 concession prices are so obscene. Yeah, it's bad enough we 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:52.320 have to pay those prices at the grocery store, we 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.120 have to get raped at the gas pump. If you're 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:58.240 baseball and you really want to grow your sport, I 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.480 would do what Atlanta did with their concession stands a 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:05.440 few years ago and make those prices one of the 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.680 selling points of Hey, come here, we're gonna take care 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:13.040 of you. Yeah, or at least have a value, manu, 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:17.880 like a legitimate like there is not everything, but some 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:22.480 of the items are reasonably priced. It's like, why do 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:25.120 they charge so much? Because they can write? Because they 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:28.040 can and they know that they've got you. You're like 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:31.079 Pavlov's dogs, that you love the team and no matter 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:35.480 what you're trained, you are anyway. I'm getting carried away 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.760 on that. It's like we're at a rave and we 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:42.680 took some e We're really dehydrated and it's eight dollars 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.080 for a bottled water. We really need that water. We're 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.560 gonna pass out and die? Is it the electric Daisy Carnival? 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.320 Is that what it is? That? Yeah? They got you trapped? Baby, 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:58.240 I got mail, Yeah, I got mail. Yeah, all right, 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:02.960 next email, else, says Dear Danny g. And Mr Maller 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.280 he says, He says, so Mr Mallor has an ongoing 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:09.920 streak of not having coffee or pork at sushi in 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.800 there as well for the rest of his life, as 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:17.680 he already already made it this far without them, like 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:21.040 a good mench listen from our buddy in Miami, he says, 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:25.079 do you have any similar michigas or streaks you are 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:30.520 keeping outside of gambling since selling off your baseball cards? 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.200 Who could have known? I grew up in the nineties 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:37.200 too and had tons of rookie cards and stars and 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:42.120 uh in the nineties, But say, lave any chance to 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:46.600 get a comedian on the Salad Days Friday episode. What 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.680 we had we had? I know you sent this before, 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:56.120 but we did have a comedian, Sarge, a professional comedian, 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:59.400 a lifetime comedian, was on the show on Friday. I 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.200 hope you heard that and enjoyed it, and we will 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:06.000 we have more. Is it from Neil, the real Neil 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:10.320 in in Miami? Who sent this in? Uh? He says, 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.480 I saw this at a Whole Foods as well on 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.880 my way to get beer and instantly thought of you 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:19.640 Ben and all the guests. Uh. He says here he 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:24.079 knows from the Salad Days on Friday, and yeah, it's 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:29.280 a sixteen dollar, sixteen dollar nine cent bottle of uh 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:33.600 of salads drink called Salad Days. That's what it is, 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:37.320 so you can drink your Salad Days. And he then 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.440 asked the real Neil in Miami says, is Bill Burr 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.240 and your roll of Days seems like a good Salad 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:47.760 Days guests? Well, sure, I'm sure Bill Burr, very hot 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.840 comedian these days, would love to come on the fifth 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:55.400 hour right no, in between filming Boba Fette. I'm sure 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:57.600 he'll be right on it. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:00.160 the Mallard Show Yeah, let me go get a at 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:04.760 all that salad days white wine, and then I'll I'll 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.319 do a good twenty minute hit on the Mallard podcast. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.560 What could possibly go wrong? Uh? You know, I loove 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.920 if in anybody listening who has a friend or somebody 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:17.040 that you think would be good for the podcast that is, 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.840 Do we have to do semi famous or at least 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.600 famous to us? Yeah, put anybody on. I mean, I'm 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.480 willing to put listeners on. I don't care, I'll put 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:26.760 them in here. I don't I don't want. We can 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.720 do we can do a series if you want with 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:32.960 just random p ones. We did that during COVID in 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.880 and it was some of the most popular stuff that 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.800 we did. But I think that might be because there 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:41.480 was nothing else going on. Yeah maybe, yeah, but I 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.160 guess I'm interested to know the backstory of some of 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.080 the p ones too, So yeah, I could see how 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:52.360 the listeners would like that. All right, next time come back, 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:56.520 it's time from that. I'll call our friend Jennifer from 0:14:56.640 --> 0:14:59.440 Richmond and Virginia, right, Sin says a little. Ben and 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:02.160 Danny always like when Jennifer takes time out to write, 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:06.560 and she says, have you ever been rehashing a movie 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.680 with someone fully confident in your description, only to be 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:17.440 corrected and told that you combine two movies and gave 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:21.160 a mash up description. She says, men, hope you're feeling 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:25.000 better from your wisdom teeth issue. I am feeling better, Jennifer, 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.680 thank you. Yes, Well, that's one of the things that's 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:31.640 very scary about the way courts worked for so many years, 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:35.840 where it was based on eyewitness testimony, and because what 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:42.440 you remember and what actually happened are often two totally 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.960 different things. You know, It's like it's our our memories 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:50.800 are so flawed. Like we we we remember certain things, 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:55.360 but there's a lot of stuff we leave out. And 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:59.000 and yeah, there's quotes that I've given from movies that 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:02.640 I was conveyed Jennifer that I was like, I know that, 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:06.560 and then upon further review, it was like, oh man, 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.480 that's that's that's not it at all. A great example 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:15.880 of that is feel the dreams. You know what, you 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:17.600 know what the line is, the great line in that 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:22.880 old baseball when you feel the dreams? Yeah, what if 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:27.280 if you build it, he will come. Yeah, if you 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:31.480 build it, he will come. But that is that is 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:35.000 not it, right, the actual the actual line. Oh, it's 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:39.040 a little different. Yeah, if you build it, they will come, ye, 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:42.320 not he will come, They will come. I guess we're 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:46.480 waiting for his dad. So that's why we all say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.440 but that's just something that said. You know, once it 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.640 becomes the legend, you go with the who shot Liberty evilence? 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.600 Once the legend you go with the legend and all 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:59.440 that stuff. And there's there's a bunch of movie references 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.120 like that. But I'm sure that's happened to you too, right, 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:06.600 Danny and all that. Yeah. Yeah. Just last week, I 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.639 was talking about that Robert Redford classic The Natural Speaking 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:15.359 of Baseball, and I was explaining to my tender Rowni 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:19.280 son about that movie. He's never seen it, and I'm like, oh, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:22.320 you would love that movie. So I started explaining the 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.399 movie a little bit my tender OROWNI was like, is 0:17:25.440 --> 0:17:28.560 that what happened? I don't remember that? And then she 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:30.719 tried to play it off like she didn't want to 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.919 watch it. She said, oh, yeah, Danny made me watch 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:39.960 that movie. H handcuffs or something. No, And then I 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:42.800 started reminding her parts of the movie. She's like, I 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:46.160 don't remember that. No, that wasn't in that movie. I 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.520 think I know that movie. I had it on VHS 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:51.720 tape as a kid, and we watched that movie over 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.600 and over and over again. That was in a full 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:58.480 time rotation. She just kind of thumbs her nose out 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:02.200 of classic, like, yeah, it's ok it's okay, it's shot 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:06.119 think Redemption. She had never seen that. I showed her 0:18:06.160 --> 0:18:11.240 that movie and she's like it was all right. She 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:15.280 has bad taste in some movies. Yeah, well bad damn. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.960 And also I just did the As far as the 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.400 memory thing though, again like the distorted memory, it's it's 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.399 kind of like I've brought this up before, because all 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.159 we do is audio here. We promote audio, we we 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:30.280 sell audio, and that's what we're in when the audio business. 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:34.480 And they've done studies that point out that in a 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:38.159 podcast like this or a radio show, most people only 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:47.000 remember seventeen of things they listened to spoken word, that's it. 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:54.960 So that means all of this content, at most, at 0:18:55.119 --> 0:18:58.800 most is retained, which means you can do the math 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:03.600 on that at seventy five right down to toilet. So 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:07.320 could we record seventeen minutes for a podcast and then 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:11.080 repeat the same seventeen minutes. Again. That's a great idea. 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:14.920 That is an absolute wonderful Like it's like some sports 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:19.320 guys on the radio doing the first hour live and 0:19:19.359 --> 0:19:21.920 then playing it over and over and over again, yes, 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:26.560 or doing one topic and yeah, repeating the bullet points 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:29.800 every hour the audience turns over. I don't need any 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:32.600 new content. We're good to happy to say. They do 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.640 not allow that at Fox Sports Radio. I wouldn't want 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:39.280 to be part of a show like that. Would not 0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:44.800 come back. It's Finn from now. Call Pierre from Springfield, 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.879 mass home of the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame were Muffett, 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:52.240 mcgraws and Shrine. Says, far be it from me to 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:56.320 put the kabash on any fun or for volity on 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:03.600 your daily show. But the is a butt. Yeah, I'm 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:05.360 a fan of butts, but not this. But I don't 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:07.400 like this kind. Better be a nice one. We don't 0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:10.399 like those flabby asses. Yeah, says the other day on 0:20:10.480 --> 0:20:15.199 the Mallard Feud, you're contestant. I couldn't believe that his 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:18.520 answer to the question names something that you do when 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:20.920 you first get up in the morning, and he said 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:23.919 take a pee. Wasn't in the top five of the 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:29.280 one people survey Pierces. My question is, without exposing your 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:32.080 game show, who in the hell are the one people 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:39.840 being surveyed besides Mrs Bella Bella, Mrs Mallar, rather, Earf Bella, Cooper, 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.960 Roberto Eddie and yourself, Well, Pierre, as we like to 0:20:43.000 --> 0:20:47.000 say Danny, on this show, we don't talk about how 0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:50.160 we make the sausage. Just enjoy the sausage. Don't worry 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:53.000 about how we make the sausage, because if you see 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:54.880 how we make the sausage, you won't want to eat 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.400 the sauce. Only when it comes to monologues and games, 0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:03.159 though everything else is fair game, Yeah, everything else is 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:06.920 are we talked a lot of behind the scenes, but yeah, 0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:10.200 when people ask you your secret recipe to your monologues 0:21:10.880 --> 0:21:13.440 or how does this work with a game, that's where 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:15.719 we draw the line. We're like, Nope, can't ruin it 0:21:15.760 --> 0:21:18.240 for everybody will give you some chicken shit answer, some 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:21.880 piecemeal answer that would be that. Next up is Carlos 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:25.160 in Houston. He says, quick comment on the guy who 0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:29.680 asked about old Ben Mallard episodes. Carlos as a life hack, 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:36.040 he says, claims on Spotify that they have episodes going 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:39.000 as far back as seventeen. He said they have an 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:43.680 archive of old shows. He says, I listen to them 0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:46.720 from time to time, and I'm not gonna lie. He 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:51.560 enjoys some of the old content, the old takes from 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:54.919 back in the day, says ben Kin, you add Astro 0:21:55.160 --> 0:21:59.040 Mallard to your list of nicknames since you like to 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:01.080 cheat at the game. Should I do not cheat? That 0:22:01.200 --> 0:22:06.240 is a misconception that has been thrown out erroneously by 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:09.760 my colleagues who have tried to slander my good name. 0:22:10.240 --> 0:22:12.920 Been going on for years. Well, it's all lies. It's 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:18.400 all lies. It's all fake news, is what it is. Anyway, 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:23.080 Carlos says, uh, let's get a full rundown of those nicknames. 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:25.760 It's been a while since you've done on the podcast. 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:29.320 And he says, also, Danny, will there ever be a 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:33.840 day that you fill in for Roberto on the show? 0:22:33.920 --> 0:22:36.119 I think I know the answer that Danny, that that 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:40.120 will not happen. Uh, you can forget about that, right. 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:42.040 You have to be honest with you. I don't even 0:22:42.080 --> 0:22:45.760 know how to fly the spaceship any longer. I'm back 0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:49.479 behind the pilot and I haven't done that in so 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:52.240 many years. To be honest with you, I would crash 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:55.640 the spaceship so I would know how to play the drops, 0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:58.720 but I wouldn't know some other stuff that's been changed 0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:02.920 or updated through through the years, like the computer system 0:23:02.960 --> 0:23:05.639 and some of the methods of connecting the com rex 0:23:05.720 --> 0:23:08.800 boxes and things like that. Ben, the last time I 0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:13.280 was doing that, we were still using I SDN boxes. Yeah, 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:15.119 which I'm a fan of the I S D. I 0:23:15.160 --> 0:23:17.359 like the D but yeah, it's like that's like a 0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.359 hard line for people that are wondering. And as far 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:24.040 as the nicknames, you know, Carlos, I would love to 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:26.800 give you the nicknames. So I'm gonna give you the nicknames, 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:35.199 is what I'm gonna I am noticed, the spin master 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:40.919 of misinformation, the bannering broadcaster, the Beethoven of bs. You 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.760 pay me five thousand dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine. 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:49.520 How dare you, Kurmudgeon of commentary, Chasm of sarcasm, czar 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:53.800 of zany I'm on drugs right now, man, the dark 0:23:54.000 --> 0:23:58.560 night of weeknights sports radio now dumber for having listened 0:23:58.560 --> 0:24:04.320 to it. Mode of Mischief, Betty the Brazen King of Zing, Moneyball, Mallard, 0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:12.679 Betty the Bopper, Bill Miller, Facetious Fox, Sultan of insulting. 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.640 I was gonna post up and take a nap right now. No, no, 0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:18.159 I'm not. I'm not even halfway down. The Shaman of 0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:23.359 schaden Freud, the jumping Jack of wise Track, the Insight 0:24:23.640 --> 0:24:31.439 of Overnight Medicine, Man Miller, the name Bob of negativity, 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:37.000 this Sage of outraged, Pinnacle of senecal, Prince of preposterous, 0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:42.440 Professor of propaganda, Tzar of Hyperperly. This isn't the number 0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:47.159 one station anymore, is it? And the Mad Hatter of 0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:52.040 Sports Day. Now that Dandy is only half of the nicknames. 0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:56.280 Carlos wanted the full Monthy wanted the entire menu, and 0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:58.560 on a radio show, I can't really do that, but 0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:03.000 this is the podcast Danny, so dreams can't come true. 0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:06.200 That would take up the whole seventeen minutes of fresh content. 0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:11.040 So the rest of my fifty officially sanctioned nicknames are 0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:17.520 the Baron of Balgladesh, Big gall Bladder, Bennice, the Menace, 0:25:17.760 --> 0:25:23.640 Captain Nietsuer stop Eddie, General of the Genus, the Tycoon 0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:30.080 of Tease, Master of Disaster, the hustler of filibuster. My 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:35.359