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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 2: We want to send you off Insta.

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Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: to ride? This is Chris.

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 4: We're leaving Karen's house and I'm going to make a

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Speaker 4: request right off the bat.

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Speaker 2: Yes, can we go through a coffee drive through?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: I didn't say Starbucks because maybe you knew of a

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Speaker 4: mon pop place that has what we're looking for.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's so many around LA.

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Speaker 4: That's what I like about going home to visit Missoula, Montanas.

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Speaker 2: There is a chain that people choose to go to.

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Speaker 1: Is it the one where the girls are forced to

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Speaker 4: No, that's in the Seattle area, and I've been through

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Speaker 2: I was like, really, is this real?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: You don't you don't need to bring it up with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, does it?

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Speaker 1: Does it?

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Speaker 2: Actually?

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Speaker 4: The time I did bring it up, she seemed to

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Speaker 4: appreciate it. I did choose my words better than I

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Speaker 4: I saved that for the streets.

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Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, but not the drivers inherently no, no, okay,

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Speaker 1: I tell myself, well, Starbucks has.

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Speaker 2: The amount of caffeine I need. It's stronger.

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Speaker 4: But these days with their new poorovers and they're americanas

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Speaker 4: it's lightweight. A nice coffee from Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: Oh really?

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Speaker 4: Stuff that gives me the full on anxiety I need

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Speaker 1: What and Jitters tell us your secret ingredient.

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Speaker 4: I think it is this new uh poorover thing. Are

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Speaker 4: you familiar with the poor over?

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Speaker 1: I mean I've heard the term, but I I just

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Speaker 1: drink black coffee.

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Speaker 2: It is it is a black coffee.

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Speaker 4: It is just I think it's the same as you know,

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Speaker 4: an ice coffee and then some diner waiter brings you

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Speaker 2: It's such a slap in the face.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying, they make this coffee specifically to be iced.

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Speaker 4: I haven't really stuck my neck into the inner workings

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Speaker 1: Are you getting your coffee from Willy Wonka? It is

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Speaker 2: They won a prize, it's a national award.

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Speaker 4: It'll wake you up, Grandpa Joe is scrapy feet are

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Speaker 1: He'd be weak suddenly. That movie seems a little unrealistic.

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Speaker 4: I've seen chocolate rivers, but old men who've been in

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Speaker 1: Jig way up into a vent. Yes, it happens all

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Speaker 2: You have to get rid of the bubbles in your body, you.

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Speaker 1: And your grandpa. But you shouldn't touch the sides of

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Speaker 2: There's no shortcuts with a trophy.

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Speaker 4: But yes, of course you can put fruit flavors in

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Speaker 1: And know that the Snosberry tastes like Snosberry's. Yes, look

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Speaker 4: Oh this is nostalgic. Have I mentioned I'm happy we're

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Speaker 4: If you're a new listener, you probably saw the lit

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Speaker 4: In a rotation with other advertisements, but ours was deemed

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Speaker 4: the most important to me. If you're a new listener, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Unit that's right, which we are and have been since twenty.

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Speaker 2: No, why why do I? Why do I even have

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Speaker 1: My gray African parrot. It was supposed to live till

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Speaker 2: Was supposed to pass it. I was supposed to bequeath

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Speaker 1: Oh, so imagine inheriting a parrot. That'd be pretty fascinating. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I get a grande ice mocha with just one

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Speaker 4: I would like a grande iced coffee an alsa?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that ice water? Can? Can we get an ice

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Speaker 2: Did you know I can get this one?

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Speaker 1: Oleato? Is? They put olive oil in their drinks.

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Speaker 4: That reminds me too much of those potato chips that

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Speaker 1: Oh did we talk about this already? No, because those

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Speaker 2: Coffee already does that a great job?

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Speaker 2: She's ever shared herself?

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Speaker 1: Hey? Hey, how do you feel about the oleatos.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks, sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought i'd choose this time to be the

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Speaker 4: first time I paid for coffee.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not?

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Speaker 1: It's all a rite off?

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Speaker 2: And then you know what is the little something for her?

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Speaker 1: Nice classy?

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Speaker 4: That's what I like about one of the many things.

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Speaker 4: Don't get me started. I love a Starbucks. But they

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Speaker 2: Now. It used to bother me that there was no option.

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Speaker 2: Right now you can press a dollar or two dollars

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Speaker 1: But you're gonna say, if your daddy lets.

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Speaker 2: You, if your daddy let ta get money to the

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Speaker 4: Look at hell, they're all on a clear stairway like

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Speaker 1: So much honking, somebody must have like gone it through

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Speaker 2: I am not fat.

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Speaker 4: It would be funny if the graffiti artist came back

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Speaker 2: As a liar.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a liar, and I.

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Speaker 2: Need the people to know. In this electric box, I

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if you have to suddenly stop, do know

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Speaker 4: that your protective hand, which I always appreciate, needs to

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Speaker 4: I washed my car today because you were bragging about

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Speaker 4: washing yours last time.

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Speaker 2: It had been many months.

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Speaker 1: Did you go to a self serve place?

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Speaker 4: No, I went to a one of the drive throughs

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Speaker 1: You know what it is?

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Speaker 4: Barely, but I ears a little larger than most dogs

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Speaker 4: That's the van. He scared our favorite dog. That's now

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Speaker 2: See you here? See oops? What was that?

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Speaker 4: Look how I can rub my even And that's how

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Speaker 4: people might relate to that. How do you have glasses

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Speaker 4: to press on these? I'm worried about these bumps behind

456
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:50,880
Speaker 4: my ear, is what I'm saying. Other people have painful nodes,

457
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 4: y nodules, moles, they're not bols.

458
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 1: Although did I ever show you the picture of the time,

459
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 1: And this was I think during quarantine, so I didn't.

460
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: I woke up with a pain behind my ear and

461
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 1: it was like bugging me where I was like, what

462
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: is that? That's like, it's not a zid, It's not

463
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 1: an increase of my ear. It's like in the space

464
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: behind my ear, the tint of your ear. And so

465
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 1: I just ended up taking a picture, like pulling my

466
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Speaker 1: ear back and taking a picture. I think it was

467
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Speaker 1: a spider bite. There was like a bump and then

468
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,600
Speaker 1: the entire behind my ear was like purple.

469
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Speaker 2: Do you still wear those sunglasses made of spiders?

470
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that what it was?

471
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 4: They're Halloween novelty, but the fire clawity ones are real.

472
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,959
Speaker 1: Spider You can't expect a spider not to buy you

473
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 1: if it's there on your sunglasses. All day and night. Right,

474
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,200
Speaker 1: it's too much to ask.

475
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 2: And that was always my issue with glasses.

476
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 4: When I would wear them, I suddenly it's hard to

477
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 4: get I'm used to them now, but I used to

478
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 4: put them on and sudden and forget that I'm wearing

479
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 4: them suddenly, and the periphery my peripheral vision. I pick

480
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 4: up the frames and I think it's a spider or

481
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 4: a bug, and I swap them and they fly and

482
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 4: go into a sewer drain.

483
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: Has anyone had that problem? Oh no, it's a spider.

484
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: Just cartoon characters.

485
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars glasses down the drain. There's always a

486
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 4: manhole sometimes, do you ever do this? You're on a

487
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 4: construction site and you're walking on one of the beams

488
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 4: and it rotated at the last minute, and you continue

489
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 4: to walk out and you hear the construction people yelling.

490
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,680
Speaker 1: Just when I was a baby, that's mister, and that baby.

491
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: There's a baby one two?

492
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, the baby crawling.

493
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: Yeap. The baby gets out of the house and then

494
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Speaker 1: you watch the baby have a highly dangerous day where

495
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: nothing happens to the baby.

496
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Speaker 4: Well, a lot of these stay at home dads, they

497
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Speaker 4: pick up a construction gig.

498
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 2: Of course you get to take your baby.

499
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: Up on the seventieth floor that you're working on, put

500
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Speaker 4: it in your lunch pale.

501
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: That's how it was in the fifties.

502
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a simpler time.

503
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: When you were in grammar school and did you carry

504
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: a lunch paal to school? Lunchbox is what we called

505
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Speaker 1: them in the seventies.

506
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 2: I did, and it was a Duke's to hazard nice lunchbox. Yes, yes,

507
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 2: in theory.

508
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 4: But there's a flag on the top of that car

509
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: that Oh I'm glad there's no photo evidence.

510
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: Yes, there is an offensive bixy flag.

511
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 1: That flag that is offensive at the time. That was

512
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: back before racism.

513
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 2: Right right before racism was a problem.

514
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Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, everything was so racist back then. It's insane,

515
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 1: Like if we did have a bunch of photo evidence

516
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: of all those times, the problems would never end.

517
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

518
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 4: It's crazy when one day you realize your favorite John

519
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 4: Hughes movie Growing Up, is.

520
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 2: Riddled with offensive lines.

521
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 4: It's just certain things don't hold up, and they shouldn't.

522
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 4: But it is such a weird expect it from sixteen

523
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 4: candles well.

524
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Speaker 1: And also it's just such a marker of time where

525
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: it's like forty years have passed since that movie came out.

526
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: And you can tell.

527
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,440
Speaker 4: When you say grammar school because I where I'm from,

528
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,959
Speaker 4: we called it elementary school. Okay, it's just the going phrase.

529
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: Okay.

530
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 4: My uncle used to visit from Seattle and he would

531
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 4: always ask me house grammar school, and I'd be puzzled

532
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 4: with that, and then he'd follow it up with are

533
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:43,199
Speaker 4: you taking arithmetic? And I'd say, uh no, no, I'm not.

534
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 4: It's like, really no arithmetic. I'm like, no, I do not.

535
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 2: We do not take arithmetic at my school. He thought

536
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 2: I was at some some free wheeling monassory, right I did.

537
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 4: It took maybe into my twenties to realize that means math.

538
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: Well, why was he talking to you like it was

539
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: eighteen ten?

540
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: We just didn't have a lot to talk about. He

541
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 2: was an old timey guy. He wore a lot of you,

542
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: wore a lot of olive.

543
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 4: Green tweed suits, and had a curly red mustache.

544
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: He watched the Tips.

545
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: Wait a second, this was a time traveler, Chris he

546
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: every year.

547
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 4: I remember he came from Seattle on a giant bike

548
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 4: front wheel, big wheel on the front, and my Grandpad

549
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 4: always goes, thank God, I know that Chimney will be swept.

550
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: So you're telling me he's from the eighteen hundreds. You're

551
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: telling me this visiting Chimney sweep is a fiction of

552
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 2: my own imagination.

553
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,959
Speaker 4: Now, he's a sweet man, and he would uh just

554
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 4: bring money for Christmas, give it to my grandparents and

555
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 4: then they would buy all the gifts with his money.

556
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: Wow.

557
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 4: But I didn't realize that. So you'd open a gift

558
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 4: from him and I'd.

559
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: Be like, oh cool, and he go, what I get you?

560
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 4: And I always thought that was like a deadbeat mom's

561
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: uncle thing to say.

562
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, he actually did get it.

563
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.

564
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: He didn't want to do the shopping.

565
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 4: There's so many things I'd like to tell him now

566
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 4: he has passed many years ago, but I.

567
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: Would like to say, yes, I did take.

568
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 4: Bath, and thank you for all the presents with other

569
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 4: people's names on them.

570
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Gordon, thank you Gordon Gordon.

571
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: So he really did wear tweet suits and have an

572
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: orange orange mustache.

573
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he.

574
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 4: Lived alone, and I think his whole life I believe

575
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: was gay and never addressed it and never was able

576
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 4: to live a life because he wanted to live because

577
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 4: of the.

578
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: Times, because of the Dukes of hazard, because.

579
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 4: Of the goddamn Duke boys. He wanted to slide over

580
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 4: the hood of a car. He just wasn't agile. But

581
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 4: I did go to his apartment when when I was

582
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 4: a kid, and he had a new TV and the

583
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 4: TV he had previous and the TV previous to that.

584
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 4: They were stacked. It was a nice, neat stack. But

585
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,719
Speaker 4: the first TV from the was turner that it was

586
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 4: like the first TV that ever came out.

587
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: Yes, because those was it like a big piece of furniture,

588
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: like the kind that looked like a big It was dresser.

589
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 4: They got progressively smaller and older, as they said, So

590
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 4: it was the smallest oldest TV. Yeah, but yeah, the

591
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 4: bottom the nice one, the newest one.

592
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: Yes was oh so he oh, I guess it didn't

593
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,439
Speaker 1: go up and went down the stack.

594
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,719
Speaker 4: Yes, so you could take the new TV put that

595
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 4: on the bottom. Yep, take the old TV. So it

596
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 4: was you know, it was more based on size. The

597
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 4: one in the middle could have been the oldest.

598
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:48,719
Speaker 1: Now.

599
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 4: No, he did a from top to bottom, small to bottom,

600
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 4: small to the bigger stack stack. The way the Aliens

601
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 4: built the Pyramids, Yes, but yeah, he was a sweet man.

602
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: I was.

603
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 4: You know, it'd only come during Christmas, so I didn't

604
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: know him very well.

605
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Well, at least you brought that money.

606
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: He did bring that money.

607
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh wait, that reminds me and I'm so sorry. But

608
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna go into our segment, which is Karen telling

609
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: Chris TikTok videos of one of the worst ways to

610
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: experience TikTok is by another person just verbally telling you

611
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: about one. But I don't care because this is my

612
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: new compulsion. So this one, I think I found it.

613
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: And this is the kind of the contest is me

614
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 1: and my sister and my friend Audrey, We're all we

615
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: just send each other tiktoks all day and so sometimes

616
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 1: I have like twenty waiting for me because those guys

617
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,719
Speaker 1: have been doing it all day because they're both on

618
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: vacation right now. And then I'm like not sending as

619
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: many at the moment, but then if I have a break,

620
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: I'll be sending them all the time. But what you

621
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: want to do is get the funniest one first, because

622
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: sometimes you send the funniest one at the same time

623
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: or like stagger, you know, right after and this I

624
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: found the funniest one lately, and basically it's it's a

625
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: video of a family in a family room on Christmas even,

626
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: you know, Christmas Eve night or whatever, and they're all

627
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: doing a white elephant gift swap and and it says

628
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: written on the bottom, we stole a bunch of Grandma's

629
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: stuff to do the white elephant this year. So somebody

630
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: opens one of the presents and then she goes Everyone's like, oh,

631
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: that's nice, and then she goes, I got one of those.

632
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: And then the next person opens the gift and she goes, hey,

633
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: that's mine, and then she opens the next one, and

634
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: she keeps doing it, and it like literally six times,

635
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: and by the end she's laughing. So but she's like

636
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: old lady laughing because she finally gets what that they're

637
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: just pranking her, And the entire thing is a prank.

638
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: It is so funny. It's and then she opens one

639
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: and it's from her. She goes, he's been out in

640
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: the garage. Oh that's so great, like old plates. Oh,

641
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: if you could experience it firsthand, you would love it.

642
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: No I did.

643
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 4: I thought it was scripted at first, so I thought

644
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 4: it was actors. Oh, where's this sketch going.

645
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: No, this is real.

646
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 1: It's most of the stuff on I find TikTok is.

647
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 2: Real, right right? And then and then the caption really

648
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 2: sells it.

649
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're there with a family pranking grandma. How

650
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: wholesome is that?

651
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, more grandma's have to be pranked.

652
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: Uh.

653
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 4: The one that we always did with my grandma, she'd

654
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 4: step on a rake in the yard.

655
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 2: No, it happened to her twice.

656
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,959
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

657
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm starting to have questions. She broke her nose

658
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 4: once and she'd say, I stepped on a rake. Oh oh,

659
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 4: and then it happened again.

660
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, I know.

661
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 4: This moment of silence is contemplative, but it is also

662
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 4: I think one of the time.

663
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where.

664
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 4: I backed I Yes, that was the story she told

665
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 4: me two different times.

666
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: She stepped on a rake. Who okay, like in goonies

667
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 2: and there was scary things on that.

668
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure we all get what that is. But then

669
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: who could have done it? Your grandpa? Yeah? No, no, no.

670
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: If you're in my family right now and you're listening,

671
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just stating the facts.

672
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: Is this. This is like an illustration.

673
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 2: There were no other major signs along with.

674
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: When you said the Aliens built the pyramids, an illustration

675
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: of the problematic past. We're both from.

676
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 2: Well, I don't like what I've drawn, but.

677
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: Also it's happening in real time because you just realized

678
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: that the odds are very low.

679
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: But I mean there were rakes in the yard?

680
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 1: How many? I mean whatking?

681
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: No, the grass and montana clumps up, you have to

682
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: rake it.

683
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: You're in denial.

684
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: I am.

685
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: That's intense.

686
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 2: It is intense. This is a highly tense episode.

687
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: We got to work through this.

688
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 2: It wasn't Gordon. I'll tell you that he was a gentleman.

689
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: It was the guy before Gordon.

690
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 2: Oh, the TV before Gordon.

691
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 4: Just a stack of Gordon's oh man on my back

692
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 4: started to sweat.

693
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one was well, you just truly realized something awful.

694
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 2: Who was punching my grandma Karen?

695
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd love to know, I don't.

696
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 4: Let's not talk about it anymore. Ooh, look Flappers Comedy Club.

697
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: Adam Conover is going to be there in July fourteenth,

698
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: and of course Jay Leno will be there the next day. Hey,

699
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,719
Speaker 1: remember that news story where Jay Leno was burned with chemicals.

700
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 4: I do remember that that was upseting. I think it

701
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 4: was fired. The chemicals let on fire. He was burnt

702
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 4: with fire.

703
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: But he must be okay if he's at Flappers next week.

704
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 2: He had skin grafts, He had a lot of work,

705
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: was major.

706
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: Oh are you serious?

707
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was back to doing well healing. He

708
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: was back at the Comedy and Magic Club doing stand up,

709
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 4: making jokes about it, of course.

710
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the jokes was, I told myself I'd

711
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: never be a roast comic. He had bits for the

712
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: news on the sidewalk in front of it.

713
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: That's horrible.

714
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, just at the last minute, it was. He reassured

715
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 4: us that he's he's going to be okay, But I

716
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 4: also reassured us that he's not the best joke writer.

717
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: All in one swoop, he is a good joke writer.

718
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 1: Though I will always defend seventy for.

719
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 4: The Dorito's commercials. Yes, something happened on that set.

720
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: What Doo's commercial?

721
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: He used to crunch, all you want, we'll make.

722
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: More, remember that, Yes, I do. It was that nineties,

723
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: two thousands.

724
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: I don't know.

725
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 4: It was during that time. I was sat in front

726
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 4: of the TV and had it raised me.

727
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: How many did you guys have stacked up?

728
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: We had?

729
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 4: I think that we did our due diligence and my

730
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 4: parents did jury duty and they threw away that today

731
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 4: called the dump and they came and picked up our

732
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 4: old TVs. Yeah, but I think that maybe I had

733
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 4: the same TV my whole adolescence in childhood from arithmetic

734
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 4: into math.

735
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: The full transition. M. I realized that the reason I

736
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 1: was suggesting that your uncle's oldest TV was in a

737
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: big cabinet because and it was that's what our first

738
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 1: one was.

739
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

740
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the speaker had wooden lattice over it, like, yes,

741
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 4: it's a whole.

742
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: And sparkles material with sparkles in it.

743
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 4: You had to put a coaster on top of the TV.

744
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 4: That's how furniture it was. Yeah, people would leave their

745
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 4: drinks on it.

746
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Everything was big and wooden back then. Mm hm, like

747
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,879
Speaker 1: everything chook up. A lot of space cars were really

748
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 1: big and long.

749
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a day of metal and wood It

750
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 4: was an era of materials.

751
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: And now everything is plastic and there's microplastics in our blood.

752
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 4: And I'm drinking through a straw right now and I'd

753
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 4: like to apologize to my nieces.

754
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 2: It's just better for sound. If I tip the cup back,

755
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: you can hear the ice jiggling.

756
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: These are we got these straws, and then we'll use

757
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: these straws for the rest of the month.

758
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: This is a do you need to ride a nostalgic neighborhood?

759
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 2: Where are we?

760
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: This is?

761
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: Are we going to be going by that haunted house?

762
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,479
Speaker 1: Yep, it's that part of Burbank that we love.

763
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 2: But it is hard to find that haunted house.

764
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: It is.

765
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 4: We've only found it a few times. Go back in

766
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 4: the archives there is a there's a picture of the house.

767
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 4: A few episodes where we replaced our poster with the picture.

768
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 4: The other time was the time we went to NASA

769
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 4: Space Camp.

770
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: Mmmm hm. But it's beautiful.

771
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 4: That's one thing when I'm moved to Los Angeles, these mountains.

772
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 2: You don't know one more into you that you're going

773
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: to be surrounded by mountains.

774
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 4: Maybe people don't know that if you come to LA

775
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 4: and you look into the distance there's a snow capped mountain.

776
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what's not to love about that?

777
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: It's great perspective.

778
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: Yes, from a distance, Yeah, I don't want to hike

779
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 2: on it.

780
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 1: No. Also, these mountains do you remember the year? And

781
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: I would say it was probably twenty twelve, somewhere on

782
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 1: the Thames, and these mountains all caught on fire. And yeah,

783
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 1: I came out of CBS one night and looked to

784
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: the right and it looked like we were in a

785
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,919
Speaker 1: like a movie about living in hell. Like just the

786
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: entire surrounding mountain side, which seemed very close because it

787
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: was on fire, was on fire. It was so crazy

788
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: and like surreal.

789
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing. What signs we thought were the end

790
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 4: of the world before COVID. Now if we sign an

791
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 4: entire mountain range on fire, we'd be like, well, it's no.

792
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: Pandemic, right, Yeah, the pan it's beautiful, The street's beautiful.

793
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 4: They we got mountains in the background and it's lined

794
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 4: with perfectly straight palm trees, which are not indigenous to

795
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 4: the area.

796
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 1: No, And in fact, I saw a TikTok that said

797
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: in about thirty to fifty years, these palm trees are

798
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:29,399
Speaker 1: all going to die.

799
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: I hearing that for a long time or did.

800
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: I say it on a different episode?

801
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 4: No, not from you, You've backed it up. I've heard

802
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:39,760
Speaker 4: it for a long time. Now, have you prepodcast?

803
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: I've never heard it, and it upsets me. The idea

804
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: of that I don't like.

805
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like palm trees last forty or fifty years.

806
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: My childhood voval.

807
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 4: They're oh, yeah, it's always wanted one of those boxy,

808
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 4: heavy bastards.

809
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that's sad. Although when things are windy

810
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: and those palm froms fall from one hundred feet in

811
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,240
Speaker 1: the air, that's very dangerous.

812
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,720
Speaker 4: Not to mention riddled with a spider's nest or maybe

813
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 4: a rat.

814
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 2: M h when I've always.

815
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 4: Thought this would be I have a lot of things

816
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 4: that scare me during Halloween, but one is walking under

817
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: a palm tree and yes, frond could hit you and

818
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 4: knock you out. A man who trims palm trees died

819
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 4: on my street ones. Oh no, yeah, I don't mean

820
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 4: to have grim but we're talking about.

821
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 2: Life, baby.

822
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

823
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 4: But I always thought, because we've been told there's rats

824
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 4: up there, what if you're walking under a palm tree

825
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 4: and as spider nest fell and landed on your head

826
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 4: like Winnie the Pooh's honeybucket.

827
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 2: No, just think about it. For instance, Now you'd scream,

828
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: but it's just.

829
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: No, you can't scream because you're opening your mouth to

830
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,799
Speaker 1: more spiders. Yeah, so you better zip it. But yeah,

831
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: I love that you started that story by saying that

832
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: the things around Halloween that scared you, as if you're

833
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: different than everybody.

834
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: Well, a lot of people want to be scared. Have

835
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 4: you heard about these houses? These these these it's called

836
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,879
Speaker 4: like Mayfair Mansion or something. It's people have died. They

837
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 4: actually torture you, they actually pull your teeth and stuff. No,

838
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 4: and there's a line of like twenty five thousand people

839
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 4: wanting to know.

840
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: People are lying.

841
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 4: Yes, I looked. I went to the website. It says

842
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 4: permanently closed, something bad happened.

843
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: Well, so you're saying it's a it's a like.

844
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: A haunted house experience.

845
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: But they they get to pull your teeth, they.

846
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 4: Full contact, they torture you. People want to do this.

847
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 4: It's goes into the some realm of s and m

848
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh oh, but it's it's it's scary

849
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 4: and it's thus in the country and it's something Mayfield

850
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 4: manor or maybe something. I just was reading about it

851
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 4: and watching videos about it, and the guy that runs

852
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 4: it is the scariest person I've ever seen.

853
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would probably be some sort of a sadist

854
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: I would imagine if he's started business.

855
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: Yes, it is, and that is a part of me

856
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: that I just don't.

857
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,479
Speaker 4: It's scary enough just at the County Fair going into

858
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 4: a dark fold out trailer that has people, yeah, and mirrors.

859
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: I don't. I guess I've done the one here. It's

860
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 2: so funny.

861
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 4: We're talking about Halloween in the middle all of the summer.

862
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 4: That's we're getting you ready on the Queen Mary, that

863
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 4: ship that's already haunted with real ghats. Yes, Like I

864
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 4: remember looking down the hallway and there's mattresses and I

865
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 4: was like, oh wow, they really they even made it

866
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 4: scary down there. And they're like, oh no, that's just

867
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 4: like that. We don't move those mattresses. Everyone's scared of

868
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 4: this place. The guy in mine.

869
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: Told me that.

870
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 4: But there was actual people and they've chainsaws. There's no

871
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 4: chain on it. But they aren't allowed to touch you though,

872
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 4: And once you know that, it's like, okay, as long

873
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,919
Speaker 4: as no one grabs me, I'm gonna be fine, because

874
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 4: you know me, My my first instinct is to do

875
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 4: a right hook.

876
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: Absolutely well, because if someone's grabbing you and you're already

877
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: in fear, you're no longer at a haunted house. Now

878
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: you're being assaulted.

879
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fight or flight, and I fight.

880
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: Maybe.

881
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I keep saying, baby, I don't know what that's.

882
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: All right, it's the sum it's your summer vibe. Me.

883
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: I just that's very interesting though, because I think I

884
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: saw a documentary now that you're now that we're talking

885
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: about this, but you're the tooth pulling distracted me. I

886
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: saw one where in the contract, Yeah, where do they

887
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: do the thing where they take people off of the street. Uh?

888
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 2: No, I think it's you.

889
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 4: You submit to it, and you there's a waiting list

890
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 4: and you fill out this contract that says, yes, you

891
00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 4: can pull off my fingernails.

892
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 2: Okay, well this one insane.

893
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: This one might be slightly different. But for this one

894
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: that you sign up for, they come and take you

895
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: when you don't expect them to.

896
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 2: Oh so you don't go there, Oh that's part of it.

897
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't know about the pickup. I

898
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 4: guess that's nice. They have a car service.

899
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: I mean, the whole thing is it's truly crazy.

900
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 4: So yeah, there's no part of me that wants that,

901
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 4: just for just so you know, if you're ever thinking

902
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 4: of getting me a gift, Okay, I do.

903
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 2: Not want to do that.

904
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: No to self. Cancel the attack, Cancel the birthday attack

905
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 1: for Chris, I do.

906
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 4: Not want it's it's awful and no one has ever

907
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 4: won the prize.

908
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,720
Speaker 2: They always quit early.

909
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 4: Wait what prize you get? Like fifty grand if you

910
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 4: go through the whole experience.

911
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 2: That's why. That's what I hate about it.

912
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 4: It is it's dangling money, just like most reality shows,

913
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 4: but also are eating bugs and things on TV so

914
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 4: they can get money.

915
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: But okay, that's totally crazy because if you're doing it

916
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: for money, but they're pulling out your fingernails or teeth,

917
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: then that is just that's horrifying.

918
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 4: It's just as crazy as that a live show that

919
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 4: I love watching where you live in a frozen tundra

920
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,320
Speaker 4: for see how long you can last. Just when I

921
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 4: found out it's just for one million dollars, that's not

922
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 4: even a down payment on a house.

923
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially after taxes.

924
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. They don't mention taxes on that show.

925
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: Oh, because they're big tax evaighters on that show.

926
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they don't make their taxes.

927
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: But it's a different thing to like on a loan.

928
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm going to roll the dice and put

929
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: myself at risk to potentially be harmed, but probably not.

930
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: Maybe starve a little bit, maybe see a wild animal

931
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: that no one will actually let me be attacked by.

932
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: But the other thing you're talking about, you were guaranteed

933
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: to be attacked and hurt inside.

934
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: No, have you seen alive or alone?

935
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: I've seen the billboard live or alone.

936
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 4: Not the one with a soccer team where everyone eats

937
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 4: and I'd be the first to.

938
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: Eat a person, no hesitation. Yeah, day two, it's it's

939
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: alone because I've seen. I have friends that like to

940
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: talk about it on Twitter.

941
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 4: The only thing is there are establishing shots. They you know,

942
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 4: they have a camera with them and and theoretically they

943
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 4: are filming everything with body cams and they're but then

944
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 4: they'll have like a swooping crane shot of their dwelling

945
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 4: they made and it's like, Okay, there is a cameraman

946
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 4: there with a power bar in his pocket. But I

947
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 4: really don't think they intervene because they are like they

948
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 4: show them in danger.

949
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 2: Who knows well kind of danger?

950
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 4: Very bears ankles break. I guess you can't really prevent

951
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 4: that without sandwich. But there's a there's a lot of

952
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 4: stuff that. I mean, they all star vase. They've stopped

953
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 4: one woman. I really wanted her to win because she

954
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 4: made the best insulated cabin. It was two layers of logs, perfect,

955
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 4: and she insulated it with like juniper bushes and it

956
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 4: was a cozy cabin warmed by the fire, was under

957
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 4: these slates of rock that then heated her bed.

958
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 2: It was amazing.

959
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 4: And then she was going because she was only eating

960
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 4: berries and didn't want to kill animals, which those people

961
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 4: that just ate animals, they weren't getting all the nutrition either.

962
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 2: You starve no matter what. But she was going crazy.

963
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 4: She made a stuffed animal and was holding it like

964
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,359
Speaker 4: it was a baby and talking to herself. And they

965
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 4: finally intervened and said, you are in danger of having

966
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 4: heart problems because your body is eating away at itself.

967
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 2: We're pulling you from the show. And she's like, no,

968
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 2: I feel great. Look at me. Did all these juniper

969
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 2: beanie babies.

970
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: Took one tooth dangling out of her head? It was well, sorry,

971
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 1: So she was a vegetarian or vegan that was trying to.

972
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 4: Do it right and made it longer than the guy

973
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 4: that's like, I kill all the animals, and he like

974
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 4: immediately killed a moose and that's why the wolverines kept

975
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 4: eating his moose meat.

976
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:20,720
Speaker 2: So he made a moose tower.

977
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 4: Then the wolverines figured out how to make their own ladder.

978
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 2: I don't remember the.

979
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 4: Details, but he he was, Yeah, the people just eating

980
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:33,720
Speaker 4: foosh and fish and moose and fosh mess.

981
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 2: There's guys just thought they could get by on fosh

982
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 2: and meats.

983
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: They're idiots.

984
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: You can't make up an animal and think you're gonna survive.

985
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,839
Speaker 1: Oh I'm out here. I'm gonna eat foosh, I'm gonna

986
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: eat mess. I'm fine.

987
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: I hate to pieces.

988
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 4: And then and then the other people that like this

989
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 4: one guy killed the I guess I really liked the show.

990
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 4: This guy killed squirrel and then he was crying. He's

991
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 4: like it was this big tough guy.

992
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: He's like, the.

993
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 4: Squirrel was my only friend. And he had like an

994
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 4: little ceremony. Oh yeah, it was sad.

995
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: But it seems like, I mean not to be judgmental

996
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: of these people who just are trying to be on

997
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: a TV show. Obviously at the end of the day,

998
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: but win.

999
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 2: A million dollars? What do they think?

1000
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: What do they think was gonna happen? It's called alone.

1001
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: They're flying you out into the middle of Alaska. You

1002
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: think you're not gonna have to kill a squirrel, right,

1003
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: at best a squirrel.

1004
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 4: They are all survivalists that know the road. They definitely

1005
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,919
Speaker 4: have camped for more than a weekend. Yeah, so it's

1006
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 4: like their thing, it's their hobby.

1007
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: And yet here come the water works when you have

1008
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: to kill.

1009
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 4: A squirrel, right, right, that guy is his strengths lie

1010
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 4: to other places other than squirrel murder.

1011
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: They all have their strength.

1012
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: His strength was building shrines and crying useless.

1013
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an interesting show because it's different types of people,

1014
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 4: different strengths. And you think so and so the tough

1015
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 4: guy with the Also, you can bring your own things,

1016
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 4: and some people are like I brought some line and

1017
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 4: some hooks and this comfortable pair of shoes. And another

1018
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 4: guy's like I brought underwear and this rifle. Like they

1019
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 4: can have weapons, not guns, but one guy had a

1020
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 4: like a crossbow. You think everyone would want a crossbow,

1021
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 4: but not everyone's a bow hunter, right, and that guy

1022
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 4: did not win, and then they had like a total

1023
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 4: tough guy that's like I kill everything.

1024
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 2: In day two, he fell and rolled his ankle and

1025
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 2: he called He's like, I gotta get out of her

1026
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 2: my ankle. He was talking so tough. That's why I

1027
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,479
Speaker 2: love the show. That guy got kicked off.

1028
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: And then the lady that was making stuffed animal friends

1029
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 4: almost she went like three months or something.

1030
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she hung in there.

1031
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. It's cool, but it does get.

1032
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 4: Gross because you have to see them prepare these gross

1033
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 4: meals and eat them.

1034
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 2: I wish that part. I wish they would pick laid.

1035
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: That you mean like squirrel barbecue type of.

1036
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 4: Stuff, yeah, or fish super I won't even get what

1037
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 4: I mean.

1038
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: Or sip.

1039
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 4: They were sipping on some fish and I did not

1040
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 4: like to watch it, just the sounds.

1041
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: Smoke an indo, the pieces on. Sorry, I liked it.

1042
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: I have seen that alone. Billboard. For some reason. I

1043
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: really liked the billboard when it was all the people

1044
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: standing there. I don't know if it was season one

1045
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: or what, because I was like, the first time I

1046
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: saw the billboard there was one lady on it where

1047
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's kind of how I dress that's what

1048
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: I would look like if I was on the show.

1049
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: She was like one of the ladies with her arms crossed.

1050
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: It was. It kind of just made me laugh. Yeah.

1051
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: It was like a lot of people get pulled in

1052
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 2: by the.

1053
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: Fashion, you know, the fashion of I don't have to

1054
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: get ready, I can pull on a beanie and make

1055
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 1: this flannel work for me.

1056
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1057
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: I like that idea.

1058
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is everything about it. I really you know,

1059
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 4: I might give it another go.

1060
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 1: How many do you know how many seasons? There have been?

1061
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 2: Many?

1062
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: Oh? Really?

1063
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1064
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 4: Four, five, six, maybe ten, anywhere from four to ten,

1065
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 4: certainly nine, eight or nine?

1066
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: Though, Chris, are you letting the coffee talk for you?

1067
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: Yeah? Strong, I don't need my pullover French press. This

1068
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,479
Speaker 2: has given me the jitners. I don't know what's gonna

1069
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: fly out of my mouth.

1070
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 1: Pull over French troll?

1071
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 4: God two rakesh, sorry god, no, just you know, momentarily, Hey,

1072
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 4: what's that?

1073
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 2: What are they doing?

1074
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: They're having a summertime experience.

1075
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: Hopefully he's not. He should be walking next to her.

1076
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,720
Speaker 2: If if what I've learned from fifties movies is correct,

1077
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 2: that's right.

1078
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,239
Speaker 1: You have to switch the lady out, put it in

1079
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: on the inside.

1080
00:51:59,200 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

1081
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: Something I do practice moving ladies around as you walk

1082
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: down the street.

1083
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: No, I practiced pushing people into the street. I'm not

1084
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:10,399
Speaker 2: ever gonna do it, but it's good to practice.

1085
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: You and then you push them and you go, I'm

1086
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: the lady now, God, you know I'm on the inside.

1087
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: This coffee, Karen, I can't believe I even said that.

1088
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 2: It's not even to joke about pushing ladies in the street.

1089
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 2: It's that's caffeine.

1090
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 1: Look, oh, do you remember that story from long ago?

1091
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorites.

1092
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 2: I would say, thank you, No, what's the story.

1093
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:37,279
Speaker 1: No problem, it's a story out of London. I would say.

1094
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: It was in the late teens, pre COVID story on

1095
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: a bridge in London morning time commute hour.

1096
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 2: The London Bridge.

1097
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 1: No, okay, I think that's for show.

1098
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, I think it's for this or if it's.

1099
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 1: Not a bridge, it was like a street that was

1100
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,799
Speaker 1: had a very narrow sidewalk. Ladies jogging guide jogs is

1101
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: the other direction from her. He pushes her into the

1102
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:07,880
Speaker 1: street and a bus slams on its brakes and just

1103
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: barely misses hitting her.

1104
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 2: Is this a TikTok.

1105
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: This is no, this is a real thing that happened.

1106
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: And then they thought they found the guy, and then

1107
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: the guy who was they thought they found who did it?

1108
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: Like based on with all the CCTV cameras and everything

1109
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: they have over there, it was an American and he

1110
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: had an alibi like I was not there, I wasn't

1111
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: in England, and so basically it was like so nothing

1112
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: came of it, but they you can see the footage

1113
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: you can look at it online of this woman getting

1114
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: pushed into traffic by this like anonymous jogger.

1115
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 2: And did not get hit, but it was so close

1116
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 2: and they never found him.

1117
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: And they never found me.

1118
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 2: Looks like the guy.

1119
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, although you know, the guy has this alibi that

1120
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: makes it so they can't do anything. So there's a

1121
00:53:57,080 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: good chance they're wrong about who they thought it was.

1122
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 4: But if you think it was an alien that was

1123
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 4: a clone of him, no, I think there's.

1124
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 2: A genre for many shows right now.

1125
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: You know what it looks like more likely to me

1126
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: than an alien is people hitman type of people, uh,

1127
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: who are good at blending in and who look like

1128
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: a lot of other people. Right, So, a guy that's

1129
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: six feet tall jogging, blonde ish hair with a baseball hat.

1130
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 1: Who's that You'll never.

1131
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: Well, I just that was the first one that came

1132
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 2: to mind.

1133
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: I mean, great guess, but wrong, you know, wrong.

1134
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 2: Wow, that's awful. I'm glad she didn't get hit.

1135
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 1: I know, but that, Uh, when we speak of pushing

1136
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: ladies in the street, let us always remember that very

1137
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: on top of it, best driver who saved that woman's life,

1138
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: and the fact that that even could have happened.

1139
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is what. That's like my biggest fear. And

1140
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 4: I think, like, it's so unrealistic. Don't imagine someone's gonna

1141
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 4: put you, don't imagine someone's gonna veer into your lane.

1142
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 2: But it does happen. That's why I imagine it.

1143
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: Yep. One time when I lived in New York, very briefly,

1144
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: I was in Times Square walking somewhere, and we were

1145
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 1: waiting for the light stop walk light to turn green.

1146
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: And the light turned green, but the hand was still red,

1147
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: and so cars were like taking heart real fast rights

1148
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: in front of us, and this girl wasn't paying attention.

1149
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: She went to walk out on the street and I

1150
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: grabbed her back.

1151
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,800
Speaker 2: Really, you saved her life?

1152
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: Well, I kind of she seemed irritated, and then the

1153
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 1: light turned directly after so it was like, oh, sorry,

1154
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: I didn't need to touch you. But also there's cars

1155
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: in front of us.

1156
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 2: Did you have did you explain why you grabbed her?

1157
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 1: No? No, she saw the car but still was irritated. Well,

1158
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: she just it was weird. It was like me going

1159
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: like that, right, and then it was good I did it.

1160
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: But at the same time, you know, especially in New

1161
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: York City, people don't want you touching their shoulder.

1162
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 4: Right randomly, although I found it to be very friendly.

1163
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 4: If you're going to touch anyone's shoulder, I would do

1164
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 4: it there before I do it here.

1165
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, New York City shoulder touch.

1166
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1167
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean when do we honk at the Mercedes going

1168
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: into sweat cycle and stopping all the time.

1169
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 2: I'm going to count down to four, three, two, one honk,

1170
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: Now you'll do it.

1171
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: I'll let the guy go.

1172
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: Well, they're not going to learn the lesson, okay, asshole. Yeah,

1173
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 2: just let them have that. Yeah, I'm sure they heard it.

1174
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: I should have rolled my window down because her window

1175
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 1: is down.

1176
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 2: Yep.

1177
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of if I if I've ever

1178
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 4: saved someone's life, I'm afraid it would come right. I

1179
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 4: don't think I have no you'll get a win again,

1180
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 4: Karen the constant unspoken contest.

1181
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: I mean, just just be aware you're in the contest,

1182
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: and maybe you'll win next time.

1183
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 2: I've saved my own life a few times.

1184
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: Sure, isn't that selfish? Sure?

1185
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't think I have knowingly, but there's

1186
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 4: no telling you know what what choices I've made and

1187
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,080
Speaker 4: the butterfly effect that stems from that sliding doors, the

1188
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 4: doors that I just set up near the dominoes, or

1189
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 4: the other things that describe a series of events caused

1190
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 4: by other events where I've saved someone because I decided

1191
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 4: to buy blue shoes instead of red.

1192
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 1: I mean, that would be kind of cool if you

1193
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: could find out how many of your good decisions affected

1194
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: other people positive.

1195
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't seen the film, so I don't

1196
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 2: I'm guessing, but that's what the Butterfly Effect is about.

1197
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 2: It starring I want to say, Keanu Reeves, but that's

1198
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 2: not his name. Yeah, yeah, that's him.

1199
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen The Butterfly Effect, I recommend it

1200
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: a thousands.

1201
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 2: I've only heard that it's laugh out loudly bad.

1202
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: But it is wildly bad, but in this way where

1203
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: it's really trying to do something, like you can't get

1204
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 1: that bad. Usually bad movies are just boring because you

1205
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 1: know what they're doing and you've seen it a million times.

1206
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: This is like a they're really trying to do something

1207
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: and it's wild. It's like stupid and crazy and funny

1208
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: and very dramatic, all at the same time totally worth it.

1209
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 4: I had an audition once I forgot about this, and

1210
00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 4: it was at this building and they're waiting to see me.

1211
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 4: I had made a video and I went in and

1212
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 4: they had a butterfly effect poster in the bathroom and

1213
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 4: it was huge and I and I came out and

1214
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 4: I said, well, someone here is a big fan of

1215
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 4: the butterfly effect and they're like, yeah, that was one

1216
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 4: of the first movies we produced. And then I was like,

1217
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 4: oh God, why'd I say that? Why did I have

1218
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 4: to make a joke about that? But it was the

1219
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 4: person that saw me in the office, like the the

1220
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 4: uh I want to say, thank you, not matred d,

1221
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,240
Speaker 4: thank you once again, you saved me. Anyway, I was

1222
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 4: waiting to be seen and there was Jim equipment everywhere

1223
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 4: and Ashton Kutcher came in. He's like, do you want

1224
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 4: to work out? I was like sure, and so I

1225
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,240
Speaker 4: just because he asked me, I started and he picked

1226
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,959
Speaker 4: up these tiny weights and he pretended they were really heavy, like, well,

1227
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 4: that's about enough for me. And they asked what I

1228
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 4: was in there for, and I was like this project

1229
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 4: and he's like, well, good luck. I was like, this

1230
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 4: is his company.

1231
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 2: Oh, it was like his production company. And he was

1232
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 2: nice and he did that that's very cool. I never

1233
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 2: told you about that, right, I don't think so, because

1234
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 2: there's no point to it. It's just me name dropping.

1235
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 4: But I do want everyone to know that if you

1236
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 4: were wondering if he's a nice person, he had no

1237
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 4: reason to play, Hey let's go to the jam.

1238
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do my tiny waits joke.

1239
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah he didn't. He could have walked

1240
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: right through that room. He could have looked at you

1241
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:13,240
Speaker 1: and given you a fro boy head nod exactly at

1242
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: the very most, that's what anyone expects, and to stop

1243
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: and do a bit also to say, hey, do you want.

1244
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 2: To work out?

1245
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: So funny he was.

1246
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 4: It was so silly, was his goofy didn't carry Waits

1247
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 4: thing or you know, or mar Steve Martiney he did

1248
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 4: in kind of but Jerry lewisy way, Oh it's funny.

1249
01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 2: It was great.

1250
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will forever pay attention where there's news of

1251
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 4: him and Mila Kunitz in the news.

1252
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,840
Speaker 1: I love that they got together. I think that's the

1253
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: sweetest thing of all time. It's so cute. Yeah, they're

1254
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: both you know, truly beautiful people, right, not personally, not

1255
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,240
Speaker 1: deep down, but absolutely on the surface.

1256
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 2: Right.

1257
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 4: But so that's Butterfly Effect, in my defense, is famously

1258
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 4: a not good movie.

1259
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 2: So I just it was something to talk about. I

1260
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 2: had coffee that day.

1261
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: It's a funny thing to say, right that, Like, you're

1262
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: a big fan of this movie. Yeah, therefore the poster.

1263
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 4: Was kind of like, you know, and Arthur in that movie,

1264
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 4: Arthur when there's a texta dermid moose and he's like, here,

1265
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 4: must really hate at this moose.

1266
01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 2: I love that obvious. Yes, a lot of people would

1267
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 2: call it a dad joke.

1268
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 4: Yo, yeah, but I'm Barren.

1269
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 2: I have no offspring, so it's a regular joke.

1270
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: It's just old old guy joke.

1271
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1272
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,600
Speaker 1: Wait a second.

1273
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 4: That was when there's a time where partying at the

1274
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 4: improv always with Henry Phillipson and Nicki Glazer when she

1275
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,280
Speaker 4: was we were all younger, and that was our favorite

1276
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 4: game to play. You casually insult someone and they agree

1277
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 4: for a second and then go hey, so yeah, like

1278
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 4: I that was the example.

1279
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 2: I already gave you an example.

1280
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: I did the example with you.

1281
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like and I said, oh, Karen, you're wearing

1282
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 4: black again today. I like how it always brings out

1283
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 4: all the dogcare on your Yeah, hey.

1284
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 2: You kind of you simmer in the in the agreeing

1285
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 2: a little more.

1286
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd lie like it too, because of the contract

1287
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:36,919
Speaker 4: not to tell you how to play the game.

1288
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 1: But let's do it again.

1289
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 4: Let's okay, m oh, this is I like doing a

1290
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 4: left here, especially going too fast like this because I

1291
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 4: like to live on the edge of my I.

1292
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: Know too, it's really hey.

1293
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: No, you're a good driver. I think that one wasn't

1294
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: well the example. It was really pissed for.

1295
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 1: I was actually getting nervous because I was like, I

1296
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to hear a bunch of

1297
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: insults in a row.

1298
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 4: Right right, that's a That's an interesting part of the game,

1299
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 4: is it lets you.

1300
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 2: Really slam your grievances. Yeah, but you have to play

1301
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 2: the game, so you have to hear it.

1302
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: Wait, am I right on this time? Time wise? Oh? Good?

1303
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay good.

1304
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, your internal clock is always ticking. Biological clock

1305
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:30,760
Speaker 4: is ticking.

1306
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,880
Speaker 1: Karen, Oh, I will have a child out of wedlock.

1307
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:36,360
Speaker 1: I will just for the jokes.

1308
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:45,000
Speaker 4: Well that was fun, Yeah, easy, breezy, beautiful cover girl.

1309
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 2: I remembered some things about my childhood. Uh, you know,

1310
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:54,400
Speaker 2: not everything is rainbows and fucking sunfarts.

1311
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: No, it is not. That is very true.

1312
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. No, it's never been said quite like that.

1313
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 1: No, do you have any shows coming up that you

1314
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: want to thank you?

1315
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 4: I am going to be in Boise, Idaho September ninth

1316
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 4: or eighth.

1317
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:13,400
Speaker 2: One of those.

1318
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 4: Okay, the lounge across the Universe or it's a friend

1319
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 4: to open a club of someone that I started comedy

1320
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 4: with in Austin years ago, and she lives in Boise,

1321
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 4: Idaho now and has a club that is magic and comedy.

1322
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: Oh, specifically fun.

1323
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 4: And yeah, I'm very lounge in the center of the

1324
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:37,200
Speaker 4: universe lounge. Oh I should know this.

1325
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 2: Just google lounge and universe and.

1326
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: Boise Lounge at the center of the universe.

1327
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that sounds right.

1328
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: Is that a same I don't know. It sounds cool.

1329
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 2: It's a good name, yeah, it is a great name.

1330
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 2: Other than that, I don't know. I gotta start getting

1331
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 2: start booking.

1332
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: Book it up. Yeah, summertime bookings.

1333
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 2: That's right, that's what I'm on, summer vacation.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you gotta take it easy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I should relax more.

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Speaker 1: You should probably cancel that Idaho job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to really muck up my september. You've

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Speaker 2: been listening. Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n A O W I went low.

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Speaker 2: This has been an Exactly Right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

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Speaker 1: booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome.