Speaker 1: Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy. By start up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy, start up, dot up. They making noise, dot up,
Speaker 1: start up, dat up. Episode three forty. It's the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast three. For those of you who are car
Speaker 1: enthusiasts or especially mopar if you know what that means.
Speaker 1: The three forty engine was a very popular engine in
Speaker 1: Chrysler products back in the day. Okay, that's three forty
Speaker 1: for you, thank you. This is a forty engine that
Speaker 1: was a big deal. Are we gonna start a little
Speaker 1: fun factoids with every number? Well, a four to forty
Speaker 1: was a massive engine that was a huge deal in Chrysler.
Speaker 1: So in one hundred episodes, I'll bring that up. All right,
Speaker 1: make sure you do that. I had a three fifty
Speaker 1: in my Park avenue, so we'll get the three fifty.
Speaker 1: I'll mention it. I don't know what these numbers mean.
Speaker 1: I have no clue. No, you're not a car guy.
Speaker 1: You're not a guy. Although I am hosting an event
Speaker 1: this week for I'm gonna I could invite the slices
Speaker 1: if they want to come to see me at the
Speaker 1: Paul Miller event. It's an appearance Paul Miller BMW. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the jingle, it's the racing. It's the racing event
Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon from one to four. I welcome you all
Speaker 1: to come and hang out and party with me. Why
Speaker 1: don't you tell people where it is? Because you just
Speaker 1: said the Paul Miller You didn't say what Paul Miller in.
Speaker 1: I believe it's in Wayne. I don't even know where
Speaker 1: it is. I think that's probably important. You want people
Speaker 1: to show up. Well, I think they're sending me there right.
Speaker 1: You would think that the Paul Miller Racing event would
Speaker 1: be at Paul Miller BMW and Wayne. Paul Miller has
Speaker 1: lots of locations, and I'm not getting paid for this,
Speaker 1: so hurry up, let's go. Okay, all right? Well, I
Speaker 1: want the slices to come party with Jones? Is derailing
Speaker 1: the podcast happening Saturday, June fourteenth, from one to four
Speaker 1: Paul Miller Racing, the twenty fifth anniversary of Paul Miller
Speaker 1: and the fiftieth anniversary of BMW of North America. Gary Scary,
Speaker 1: don't do a commercial on our podcast? But am I
Speaker 1: doing this it? Now? You have to hit the ging.
Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. Now you have to
Speaker 1: jingle I don't know where it is hit the jingle?
Speaker 1: Where is it? Find it? You see what? I go
Speaker 1: through slices to protect you. I was fine with him
Speaker 1: inviting you. When he starts doing taglines, that's too much.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's in Wayne anyway, that's set. See,
Speaker 1: I don't even know where I'm going. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm coming or going whatever. You know what. You
Speaker 1: don't know much, but I'm gonna I tell you. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna ask. I don't know much, but I know I
Speaker 1: love you. Thank you? Yes, oh much? Okay. So, uh,
Speaker 1: I have a brain teaser math word problem for you
Speaker 1: that I saw on television that I remember. Somebody asked
Speaker 1: me a similar question when I was a kid a
Speaker 1: long time ago, obviously, uh. And I'm gonna ask it
Speaker 1: to you, and then I'm gonna do the do the game.
Speaker 1: You're gonna trick, You're gonna do the dirty. So Owen Wilson,
Speaker 1: the actor, was Jimmy Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago,
Speaker 1: and Owen Wilson did this to Jimmy Kimmel and he said,
Speaker 1: I think he said his friend did it to him
Speaker 1: and his mind was blown and even though he does
Speaker 1: this to other people, he has no idea why it works.
Speaker 1: Ok So, I'm gonna do it to you, scary, ok
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it even though Owen Wilson doesn't know
Speaker 1: how it works. It took me about a second to
Speaker 1: figure it out. Ok So, at the end of the podcast,
Speaker 1: I will I will tell you how it worked out.
Speaker 1: But slices, you guys can play along. I'll do it
Speaker 1: to all of you, all right, Okay, I want all
Speaker 1: of you, slices to think of a number from one
Speaker 1: to ten. Me too, yeah, yes, he was all right?
Speaker 1: Foremost yep, okay, okay, all right, multiply that number by nine. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Now take all the digits in that number and add
Speaker 1: them together. So, for instance, if you multiplied nine times one,
Speaker 1: that would be nine. Your total is nine. If you
Speaker 1: multiplied nine by two, that's eighteen, so on and so forth,
Speaker 1: so nine times the number. Then take all the digits
Speaker 1: in the number you ended up with, add them together.
Speaker 1: You got it. Yeah, Okay. Now I want you to
Speaker 1: subtract five. Yeah, okay. Now, whatever number you have in
Speaker 1: your head, now find the letter in the alphabet that
Speaker 1: corresponds to that number. So A is one, B is two,
Speaker 1: and so forth. All right, yeah, you figured out the letter. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: very good. Now I want you to think of a
Speaker 1: country that starts with that letter. Okay, okay. Now I
Speaker 1: want you to think of an animal that starts with
Speaker 1: the last letter of that Country's of that country? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Now I want you to think of a fruit that
Speaker 1: starts with the last letter of that animals and of
Speaker 1: that what that type of animal is. Think of a fruit, yeah,
Speaker 1: that starts with the same letter as the last letter. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got there. Ye okay, So now you have a country,
Speaker 1: an animal, and a fruit. Yes, okay, if this worked right,
Speaker 1: you're thinking of Denmark a kangaroo eating an orange. Shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up. Well, first of all, how how can
Speaker 1: you go that? What a second? What if I would
Speaker 1: have thought if I thought, I would have thought of
Speaker 1: another another another of the country. Of the trick works
Speaker 1: at the end of the Denmark, my mind went to Denmark.
Speaker 1: But I could have easily set another country. Really okay,
Speaker 1: Well let's talk about that at the end the podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: slice to think about it, leave us to talk back.
Speaker 1: If you have questions that I don't answer, at the
Speaker 1: end of the podcast. Don't ask me questions now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain at the end of the podcast. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was brilliant. Whatever you did, that was awesome. That's worth.
Speaker 1: That is that's awesome, that is that's gold right there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is this is way I will explain
Speaker 1: the magic. I'm gonna do that trick on stage at
Speaker 1: Paul Miller, BMW and Wayne this Saturday from one to
Speaker 1: four at the all right, all right, By the way,
Speaker 1: that was such a bad slipping. I didn't even have
Speaker 1: to tell him I hit the jingle. He hit his
Speaker 1: own jingle. I hit my I hit the jingle on myself.
Speaker 1: That may be the first time ever Scary just jingled himself.
Speaker 1: I jingle jingle himself before. There's been j d There's
Speaker 1: been there's been times I tried to jingle myself. You
Speaker 1: know that? Yeah? So, uh, David Brody t me this
Speaker 1: you just did. You've now we've been hanging out here. Now,
Speaker 1: how long do we know each other? Hello? Twenty seven years?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven years. You see me a lot, don't you. Well,
Speaker 1: you know you used to see me a lot in
Speaker 1: person every day, but now you see me on camera
Speaker 1: a little bit, A little bit, A little bit less, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit less. But you see me on camera? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see on camera. And we saw each other on
Speaker 1: camera on Monday night when we did Slice time, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you have something wrong with your neck? I should
Speaker 1: have noticed my neck my back. Yeah, no, no, nothing
Speaker 1: wrong on my neck. But man, oh man, we watch
Speaker 1: each other on this camera for about an hour and
Speaker 1: a half and you didn't notice something. And here we
Speaker 1: are again. You're seeing this again, Brody. Okay, you shave
Speaker 1: the hair between your eyebrows. Uh no, I didn't that that.
Speaker 1: There is no hair between my eyebrows. What the hell
Speaker 1: are you talking about, bro that's because you shaved it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you did weird. You don't have a mustache, do you? No? No,
Speaker 1: I just this is face. Your face is moving, like
Speaker 1: look at my mustache. But you know what's different about me, Brody?
Speaker 1: You can only see me. You can only see me
Speaker 1: from the like the the you know, the kind of
Speaker 1: the chest up. So yeah, your nips up? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: you don't really Okay, it has to be on my face, right,
Speaker 1: something's up? Well? I don't see any tattoos on your wrist. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't get any ink. No, h you got Zeeman
Speaker 1: on your face. You have bothtox You're not climbing. No,
Speaker 1: look at those creases. You think that that's I would
Speaker 1: that would be a terrible commercial for Zeeman if that
Speaker 1: was the result. This is an audio podcast, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to make this quick. Okay, you didn't get
Speaker 1: a nose job, because I see you too often. You
Speaker 1: didn't get your nose done. No, your headphones are the same,
Speaker 1: your haircut looks the same. Uh, you're at the same weight.
Speaker 1: You've been for a couple of months now. So your faces. Well,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna I'm gonna call this a success. I'm
Speaker 1: going to say. I'm gonna say that microphone hasn't changed.
Speaker 1: You got something to success. Did you get a waxing?
Speaker 1: Did you get the fact that you don't notice? Is
Speaker 1: a great thing, It's an awesome thing. I'm not looking
Speaker 1: at a ten eighty camera. You didn't pay the full
Speaker 1: amount of money, so yeah, excuses, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did you get a neck lift? No, I didn't get
Speaker 1: any work done to my face. Nothing surgical, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on the shirt. No, it's nothing to
Speaker 1: do with my shirt. It's on your head. It's on
Speaker 1: my head. It's on my head, it's on your head.
Speaker 1: Hair plugs. No, you don't know. I don't need to
Speaker 1: know my hair. My hair is fine. All right, let
Speaker 1: me see, let me let's go. Let's go around the
Speaker 1: face slices. Let's see. Chin looks the same. Although there's
Speaker 1: a shadow of a goatee around his face like the fan.
Speaker 1: That means that's just me. I haven't shaved and look
Speaker 1: the same. You're not going to get this line on.
Speaker 1: Nothing on my teeth, nothing got my nose, although, oh
Speaker 1: my god, there might be a chip in the dip
Speaker 1: up there a bat in the cave. The only thing
Speaker 1: left would be contact lenses. No, I didn't. No, No,
Speaker 1: you're you're wrong. Okay, great, so then your cheek bones
Speaker 1: are the same. No it's not, bro Yeah, well i'll
Speaker 1: tell you what their congratulations. It's a client now, not
Speaker 1: a client. Client, Not a client paid full price. I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you what that was right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, you pay for something, I don't notice a difference,
Speaker 1: which means it's perfect. Well you wasted your money. No,
Speaker 1: it's no, this is not something that you want to
Speaker 1: really notice on people. This is something that is so
Speaker 1: noticeable on people sometimes that they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And and I gotta be honest. The fact that you
Speaker 1: don't notice this, hold on, did you did you laser
Speaker 1: a mole off? No? The fact that you don't notice
Speaker 1: that means it's it's perfect the way it is. And
Speaker 1: I was a little self conscious at first when I
Speaker 1: got it done, and I'm like, oh, what the fuck
Speaker 1: did I do? But you had something done and absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you this brody ilastic surgery when I
Speaker 1: went when I went to the morning show and on,
Speaker 1: it took about an hour and a half to two hours.
Speaker 1: I would see. I was with Andrew and Sam on
Speaker 1: the way to work. I walked with Danielle from the garage,
Speaker 1: and I was went into Scottie Studio, said hello to Nate,
Speaker 1: everybody on the show. And it was ten to fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes into the show when Gandhi goes scary, did you
Speaker 1: color your hair? And I said, I absolutely did, got
Speaker 1: I got some and now I didn't get a full coloring.
Speaker 1: Now this is the seven minute process, all right, It's
Speaker 1: not the forty five minutes sit with shit on your head.
Speaker 1: It's seven minutes, rint In rits out and they said,
Speaker 1: not a client. Not a client, redkin bruise, pr Ews,
Speaker 1: not a client, paid fucking full price. But my hairstyles
Speaker 1: has been telling me for five years. Now, when do
Speaker 1: you want to do it? We'll put some We'll make
Speaker 1: it a little. You know, you're a salt and pepper.
Speaker 1: We want to put a little more pepper to your hair.
Speaker 1: So I said, look, I don't want anything that looks unnatural.
Speaker 1: I want to keep some of my grays. I like,
Speaker 1: I like it, and she's like, trust me. She goes,
Speaker 1: now's the time, and sure enough, I put this. I'll
Speaker 1: take my headphones off. You can't really see it, but
Speaker 1: my hair is a little darker, a little bit. Now,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you it's I might have noticed it
Speaker 1: in person, but you have headphones a band with a
Speaker 1: headphone band across your head. Your your huge earphones are
Speaker 1: covering your side to your head. But now that I
Speaker 1: tell you, do you notice it? You don't notice it
Speaker 1: because I never looked at your hair that way before.
Speaker 1: I never looked like want of his gray hair. I'm
Speaker 1: geting a little. I put a little color in it.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I've been getting a lot of compliments.
Speaker 1: People are like, oh, what did you do to your hair?
Speaker 1: They don't know, but a couple of people have. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend noticed. I didn't even tell her. Saturday night, we're
Speaker 1: hanging out. She notices when your eyes don't die like
Speaker 1: she didn't notice at first. And and we were hanging
Speaker 1: out for a good half hour, and we're in the restaurant.
Speaker 1: I was talking to the waiter. I was looking away,
Speaker 1: and as soon as the waiter walked away, I looked
Speaker 1: back at her and she gives me this hellish like
Speaker 1: shitted and grin, like did you collar your hair? And
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, She goes, it looks great, it looks natural.
Speaker 1: It does look natural because I because this type of
Speaker 1: hair color is not like shoe polish. It doesn't like
Speaker 1: look awful. It looks it's it's a special blend with
Speaker 1: a little a little little uh so, yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. The slices are like hitting rewind to
Speaker 1: hear this segment again, but I, well, why not congratulations,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. Well, no, it's a change in
Speaker 1: my life. No, No, you're you're a vain person. I
Speaker 1: get it. That's fine. Well, I didn't you have to
Speaker 1: match you. I assume it matches your mirth better. Right,
Speaker 1: And see that was going to be the comment I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say, is that, yep, scary
Speaker 1: colored his hair? What's going on here? And I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that, you know what colors your nail polish? Wow? Wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm just choking slices. Don't get all like. I can't
Speaker 1: believe brod he's turning into it of it. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just you look good, scary. I now that you
Speaker 1: pointed out, and I'm staring at your hair, I see
Speaker 1: less gray from what I ve Yeah, definitely less gray. Okay,
Speaker 1: but let's say a good look for you. You're blessed
Speaker 1: with a full head of hair at at your advanced age.
Speaker 1: It looks good at by advanced age. Well, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not thirty. Listen, I met you. You know you were.
Speaker 1: You were a long time ago, right, you were? You
Speaker 1: were you twenty? I was a spry twenty something. It
Speaker 1: was in nineteen ninety eight. Wow, I was, I was.
Speaker 1: I was. Wow, I was like twenty four years old. Yes,
Speaker 1: you had a very thin head and huge ears because
Speaker 1: your head was so you had such a thin head
Speaker 1: ninety seven, ninety eight, Wow, ninety eight many eight. Well
Speaker 1: you and I started talking and I twenty seven, but
Speaker 1: we met in ninety eight. I remember that. Good God.
Speaker 1: But anyway, you and I met when Bill Clinton was
Speaker 1: pray remember my back in my day? So I want yeah, agha.
Speaker 1: Speaking of working at the radio station and music, you know,
Speaker 1: you and I play the lyric game. Mh. You know
Speaker 1: if I say I was a line of a song,
Speaker 1: you'd thank the band, like as if I was the band.
Speaker 1: You know everybody? Yes, no, of course. So I'm in
Speaker 1: pickleball other night, and this would have driven you crazy. Uh.
Speaker 1: They were playing an eighties soundtrack or the eighties channel,
Speaker 1: whatever it was. It was eighties music playing and love
Speaker 1: Shack by the b fifty twos comes on the Love
Speaker 1: Shock bab right, and it gets to the part where, uh,
Speaker 1: so my partner is like, uh is singing love Shack? Right?
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, She's like, I bring my juke
Speaker 1: box money. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I say, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't know if you know this,
Speaker 1: but I got me a car. She just really yeah,
Speaker 1: it's as big as a whale. Now, how would you respond?
Speaker 1: To that and it's about to set sail right. Absolutely, yeah, nope,
Speaker 1: I didn't get that. What did you get? I got oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: as if I was telling her, I got a big car, right,
Speaker 1: So I said, I said, did you hear about the
Speaker 1: tin roof? She said, what about it? I said, it's rusted?
Speaker 1: And she's looking at me like thises' what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: She was just singing the song wow, but she didn't
Speaker 1: put two and two together. No, you can't play lyric
Speaker 1: games when people let everybody you think she's like love
Speaker 1: shack because she knows the chorus right. There's a guy
Speaker 1: on TikTok. His name is Paulie Wood and I know
Speaker 1: you think that would be a porn star. Yeah. He
Speaker 1: must work in an auto dealership. And I don't know
Speaker 1: how he gets say he works at Paul Miller on
Speaker 1: quitting No no, but he walks around all day quizzing
Speaker 1: everybody in that style and he posts these tiktoks. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he get like what he does for
Speaker 1: the auto dealership and why he hasn't been fired yet,
Speaker 1: because it seems like he's there and on TikTok an
Speaker 1: awful lot and pestering his workers, but it tells you
Speaker 1: the age of the person and how many they've gotten. Right,
Speaker 1: so far, the guy is brilliant. I mean, I kind
Speaker 1: of wanna we don't really do this, but this is
Speaker 1: kind of impromptu and we're gonna do this. I want
Speaker 1: to kind of go to his page real quick. And
Speaker 1: because he's he's the best, so like he did, like,
Speaker 1: for instance, stop drop. If I say stop drop, what
Speaker 1: do you say? I lost? I lost you? It's vanilla
Speaker 1: ice right, No, no, stop drop and roll. See he's
Speaker 1: so right. So older people will be stop dropped and
Speaker 1: they'll say, enroll. I thought you were doing song lyrics.
Speaker 1: That was a song. It's a song lyric from DMX.
Speaker 1: No stop, No, I don't know DMX shut him down,
Speaker 1: open up shop. Oh oh yeah, I don't listen to DMX.
Speaker 1: Isn't doing age. But that's a popular song, all right,
Speaker 1: So everyone knows that song. The slices know it. Really
Speaker 1: everyone knows that song the same way everyone knows how
Speaker 1: many people How many slices when I said that finished
Speaker 1: the lyric? A lot of them, not Brody, But Brody
Speaker 1: thinks because he didn't that nobody knows it. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I said, that's not an indicator age, it's an indication
Speaker 1: it's scary. I'm you're not listening. Go ahead. DMX lyrics
Speaker 1: is nothing to do with age. Yes, due the fact
Speaker 1: I don't like DMX. He's not my style. I know
Speaker 1: he's not your style. But you could still be aware
Speaker 1: of his existence, right, I'm aware of his one or
Speaker 1: two hits that were crossed over the Top forty when
Speaker 1: I worked at the Top forty radio station. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a hit that was a hit, pop hit.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know it. Listen to this you sometimes put
Speaker 1: on the hip hop stations. I don't, Yeah, Rachel, how
Speaker 1: many questions did fifty cent have? How many questions? Twenty one? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: she got it? Kelly yes? How many questions did fifty
Speaker 1: cent have? How many questions did fifty cent have? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, here's a different one. Listen, Rachel, what
Speaker 1: was one twelve's favorite dessert? Kenny cake? No cages and cream.
Speaker 1: So he goes around his office and he does it.
Speaker 1: But I want to kind of get all the original,
Speaker 1: all the questions. I'm just going to keep going. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not going to do like get all
Speaker 1: his answers. But there, here we go, Rachel. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is how we do it. Listen, that's my naturales j
Speaker 1: I do know. Hey, Nikky, what did Biggie love it
Speaker 1: when you called him? There you go? That is my
Speaker 1: dream car man? Who Rachel? Yeah, nowadays everybody want to
Speaker 1: talk shit. No, like they got something to say, but
Speaker 1: nothing comes down when they move the lips. Just a
Speaker 1: bunch of gibberish like chat's eminem. Right they forgot about Trey, right,
Speaker 1: all right, I know that, Rachel. What did Destiny's Child say?
Speaker 1: The club was at eleven thirty? What is it? Brody?
Speaker 1: Don't jump and johns? Okay, all right, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go, Rachel. What did Marcy's playground smell? Oh, sex
Speaker 1: and candy? Yes? Absolutely absolutely, Rachel. What was little bow
Speaker 1: Wow playing trumpets? I don't know that one trumpets thing, Rachel.
Speaker 1: They see me rolling? Okay, there you go anyway, you
Speaker 1: get the idea. But anyway, this is what he does
Speaker 1: all day in his car dealership with a microphone sticking microphones. Good,
Speaker 1: good for him. Well you know what, Diamond on the
Speaker 1: other show did that about five years ago. Yes, she
Speaker 1: went around for a video and she asked, everybody, where's
Speaker 1: all your stuff? I was like, in a box to
Speaker 1: the left, right, in a box to the left. So
Speaker 1: you get the reference or you don't get the reference anyway.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, but DMX is not an age related thing.
Speaker 1: DMX is not pop. He's popular. Okay, how many DMX
Speaker 1: popular New York? I know about popular? Well? By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of Broadway, did you see the Hamilton reunion the
Speaker 1: other night? It was so great? Yeah? The medley was
Speaker 1: with the original cast. Oh my god. And yeah they
Speaker 1: had quite a few of the people. Way to name
Speaker 1: one of them? Yeah, t Diggs. Wait, who played mop It?
Speaker 1: Aaron Burr? Sir, sir, I don't know. Lamar Oldham Lamar, No,
Speaker 1: you had it? What's his name? No? Lam Alum is
Speaker 1: a basketball player? No? Leslie otam Leslie otis Yeah? Is
Speaker 1: he related to Lamar? No? He's not, oh Leslie. Oh
Speaker 1: it was great, It was great. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I should feel insulted or maybe this is just the
Speaker 1: way Jen Alpha talks. They say what's on their mind
Speaker 1: and they're very awkward about it. I was honored to
Speaker 1: be invited to my nephew Lucas's graduation, which is coming up.
Speaker 1: I said, So I was at the house. Now, Now,
Speaker 1: I was at the house on Saturday, at my sister's
Speaker 1: house and I said, hey, I said, oh, where's Lucas.
Speaker 1: I want to thank him for the fourth and final ticket,
Speaker 1: because he had only had four tickets for graduation and
Speaker 1: he invited me. You knows, my sister and my brother
Speaker 1: in law, his parents, my dad, that's three and he
Speaker 1: wanted to give me his fourth ticket. What do you
Speaker 1: think this freaking kid said? When I said, hey, Lucas,
Speaker 1: thanks for the I want thank you for inviting me
Speaker 1: to your graduation. What do you think? He said, Brody?
Speaker 1: What would Brody say? If he's being a smart ass?
Speaker 1: I had no one else to Everyone else said no, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: well he said, he goes, Well, you know, there really
Speaker 1: was no one else to ask, So I asked you,
Speaker 1: I want you. And like as he's saying that, he's
Speaker 1: he's like looking away from me, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: a little best and I'm not going to give you
Speaker 1: that Nintendo switch. His mother made you made him invite
Speaker 1: uncle Scary. No, she didn't. He chose me, but he
Speaker 1: chose me because there was no one else to choose
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to take it to go to waste. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a slap in the face. Maybe he should give
Speaker 1: him better gifts for the holidays. Hello, I told you,
Speaker 1: I'm giving him a Nintendo switch too, which I fucking
Speaker 1: had to meet someone on a shady street in Newark
Speaker 1: to I told you that story, right, I gotta yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, dude. Uh, the way he treated
Speaker 1: you with this ticket, I wouldn't give him a Nintendo.
Speaker 1: I would switch the switch and give him something else.
Speaker 1: I'd give him a fucking night that Nintendo ninety six
Speaker 1: ninety five. Flip the switch. Good God, I flip the switch.
Speaker 1: I would take I sell the switch, get a lot
Speaker 1: of money, and buy him something for fifty bucks. A
Speaker 1: little bastard. But I guess that kid. I love him
Speaker 1: to death. I'm his funkle. But but man, make something else.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it sounds like you're his funkle. Oh oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: funkal scary. I really want you to come to my graduation. Hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I got this extra ticket. I tried selling it on
Speaker 1: a eBay. I couldn't even I couldn't give it away
Speaker 1: a Facebook marketplace. I got a couple of people interested.
Speaker 1: They never showed up. It's more like you want to
Speaker 1: go were like a f u uncle funkal Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but maybe he's just taught that way
Speaker 1: to just be just matter of fact and being honest
Speaker 1: brutally on a Wednesday graduate Is it a Wednesday graduation.
Speaker 1: It's a Monday graduation. Oh dude, advice. You gotta get
Speaker 1: my Monday give gift the Brook Glynn Voice Podcast. We
Speaker 1: will be right back. So remember, uh, maybe a year
Speaker 1: ago I told you about that when I went to
Speaker 1: get my the the drivers it was actually at this point,
Speaker 1: I think it's two years ago. I went and got
Speaker 1: the driver's door arm rest replaced on my on my car.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm okay, the one the one at your left
Speaker 1: arm leans on when you drive. Yep, o hey, driver's
Speaker 1: door arm rest. And if you remember when I went
Speaker 1: and got it done and my car was all done,
Speaker 1: I had gone to the movies to kill time. When
Speaker 1: I came back, the door arm rest was still broken,
Speaker 1: and the woman, the sales rep, was like, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: They fixed it. I said, I don't know, and then
Speaker 1: I looked they had replaced the center console arm rest,
Speaker 1: the one that's between the driver and the passenger. By mistake,
Speaker 1: that was an accident. Well yeah, well they thought for
Speaker 1: some reason that was the driver's arm rest, which it's not.
Speaker 1: It is the center console arm rest. So I had
Speaker 1: to have them redo the arm rest, and they gave
Speaker 1: me a two year warranty on the armrest. Okay, the
Speaker 1: armrest broke again. Now the problem with my car, as
Speaker 1: much as I love my car, is it's a thin
Speaker 1: plastic underneath the leather, and then under the plastic is foam. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if you lean on the arm rest when you drive,
Speaker 1: after a couple of years, I guess the plastic cracks
Speaker 1: and you have an indentation for your elbow, which is
Speaker 1: not necessarily what you want on a relatively new car.
Speaker 1: So I've replaced that armrest three times. Well, when I
Speaker 1: brought it in to be replaced this time, they said
Speaker 1: you're out of the two year warranty by three months.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me. How
Speaker 1: much is the armrest three hundred and forty dollars installed?
Speaker 1: But you get another two year warranty with the car
Speaker 1: with the arm rest. Well, i'll tell you why I
Speaker 1: happen to be at the dealership. And I may have
Speaker 1: told you this. I did talk about this on the podcast.
Speaker 1: My passenger side, right side, passenger side, that's right, Yep,
Speaker 1: no scrubs TLC. Thanks No, I'm well aware. Nineteen ninety nine. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. That headlight wasn't working. So again, all right, wallflowers,
Speaker 1: thank you on headlight. Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, when I say thank you, shouldn't you say
Speaker 1: thank you? Welcome a lot? It's more set yeah, okay
Speaker 1: or led Zeppelin? Right, don'ty a thank you? Okay? Anyway,
Speaker 1: So they're giving me a discounted price on the headlight repair.
Speaker 1: It's five hundred and forty dollars to replace the whole
Speaker 1: headlight because I'm a valued customer, which is very nice
Speaker 1: to them, very nice. And I have a recall for
Speaker 1: an airbag that from from Chrysler. They want me to
Speaker 1: get the air bag replaced as a recall on it.
Speaker 1: So I say to the guy, Hey, I can come
Speaker 1: in on Friday. If I come in around eleven thirty,
Speaker 1: is that enough time to do the arm rest in
Speaker 1: the headlight and the air bag. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fine.
Speaker 1: We'll give you a right home and you'll come back
Speaker 1: at like six o'clock. We'll have the car for you know,
Speaker 1: almost seven hours. Yeah, we should have enough time, right right.
Speaker 1: I dropped the car off at eleven thirty. Scary is like,
Speaker 1: that was last Friday. He wants me to come and
Speaker 1: come back home. We'll do the podcast, that's right. I
Speaker 1: remember this day. It took an hour to get taken
Speaker 1: care of and get home. They drove me home again,
Speaker 1: very nice, no complaints about that. So technically my car
Speaker 1: got checked in around noon. Okay, they call me and
Speaker 1: they say hey, now they called while we were recording
Speaker 1: the podcast. I remember this very vividly. Scary saw my
Speaker 1: face dropping because I put him on hold. He saw
Speaker 1: me on the like as they're talking. So first they
Speaker 1: say to me, we're not going to be able to
Speaker 1: get the airbag done. It's too much work. And I said, well, okay,
Speaker 1: but you told me there was enough time. Yep, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna have enough time. I have to come back
Speaker 1: for the air bag. I'm like, all right, I won't
Speaker 1: get the air beg done. That's fine, all right, no problem.
Speaker 1: So then they called me back again and I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up your other headlight is not working properly. What well,
Speaker 1: we installed the right headlight, but the left, the driver's
Speaker 1: headlight that was working. Now that you have the other
Speaker 1: headlight working, you can see it's only at like fifty
Speaker 1: percent power. It's not bright enough to pass legal standards.
Speaker 1: It's not working. So whatever whatever went bad on your
Speaker 1: other one, this one is now slowly dying. I said, well,
Speaker 1: replace the bulb. Nope, we'ready tried that. It's not the bulb,
Speaker 1: it's the whole mechanism. It's another five hundred and something dollars.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, come on, like, oh God,
Speaker 1: and theyrreputable. So I believe them. I do. They sent
Speaker 1: me a picture I could see that the light bulbs
Speaker 1: didn't match. I'm like, all right, they just you got
Speaker 1: a two year warranty on the one. Yes, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: replace the other one. Fine. So I get there to
Speaker 1: pick up the car. They called me like, we're going
Speaker 1: to pick a drives and a driver to come get you.
Speaker 1: I go back and uh they said, listen, mister Brodi's
Speaker 1: will let you know we had a problem replacing the
Speaker 1: arm rest. What why do you inform me of this?
Speaker 1: They said, well, the box is marked left arm rest,
Speaker 1: but Chrysler shipped us a right arm rest. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, but you had the car all day. Why
Speaker 1: would you not tell me? Well, it didn't matter. There's
Speaker 1: nothing we could do about it, so we'll just let
Speaker 1: you know we didn't get the armrest done. They sent
Speaker 1: us the wrong part. Yeah, but you've had the part
Speaker 1: since since Tuesday. Why didn't you check it? Well, the
Speaker 1: box was labeled wrong. I go, yeah, but you should
Speaker 1: check them up of errors or laziness, because they could
Speaker 1: have they could have troubleshot this, and they could have
Speaker 1: nipped the problem in the bud several days sooner. So
Speaker 1: now here you are Friday afternoon late and you and
Speaker 1: you would think it's six point thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 1: That's my only problem. Oh, no, scary, that's not the
Speaker 1: David Birdie movie you're watching. No, this is the Birdy
Speaker 1: movie you're watching. So I now go back to my
Speaker 1: car where all they've done is replace the two headlights. Right,
Speaker 1: And it's close to one thousand dollars because they gave
Speaker 1: me a discount on the second one, so it's almost
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Yep, And I walk around to the
Speaker 1: front of my car to see. Now, how great my
Speaker 1: car looks with two headlights. I'm very excited and I
Speaker 1: look and I noticed something is a little bit wrong.
Speaker 1: Now did they color the gray on my car? Scary? No,
Speaker 1: because that way would have not been noticeable. And I
Speaker 1: walk in and I get the sales the rep for
Speaker 1: the service department. I go, OK, give me in, man,
Speaker 1: come over here. Look at my passenger side headlight, the
Speaker 1: one that wasn't working. Look how good it works. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I goes, it's bright. Isn't that great? I have a headlight. Now,
Speaker 1: I was all worried about driving around one headlight. I go,
Speaker 1: now look at the Look at the driver's side headlight,
Speaker 1: the one that you told me I needed. That was
Speaker 1: working when I came in here. Scary dead as a doorknob. Yep,
Speaker 1: Now my car is winking with the other eye. What
Speaker 1: the I go, What the fuck? I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, but let me go talk to the technician.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. He goes in the back. He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, it's six thirty on a Friday. Already
Speaker 1: went home. They go, all we wanted to do you
Speaker 1: close the next two days. I need a headline to
Speaker 1: see him Monday. He's like, well, he goes, mister Brody goes,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. I assure you we will fix
Speaker 1: it for free. Did they know who you were? Did
Speaker 1: they know you were David Brody? You would think they
Speaker 1: realized who I was. No, not, I'm nobody, but you
Speaker 1: would think they would remember me for the armrest incident
Speaker 1: two years ago and how they had it. They did
Speaker 1: the work for free. So I so, he says to me,
Speaker 1: don't worry, we'll fix it. No charge to you, sir.
Speaker 1: I said, no charge to me. That's awfully nice, considering
Speaker 1: I already paid for it. He's trying to offer you.
Speaker 1: He's trying to offer you something that you you already
Speaker 1: paid for. He's like, Oh, it's it's complimentary. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: not going to charge you to fix it the right side,
Speaker 1: the right way the second time. Oh, because you thought
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to charge me. I was
Speaker 1: going to pay again to fix the right time when
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I needed to fix it, and
Speaker 1: I had to fix it when I came in. You
Speaker 1: called me up the headlight. I put it a headlight
Speaker 1: in and that doesn't even work. Not the exact same problem.
Speaker 1: But on the other side, you were replaced a working
Speaker 1: but dim headlight. Were they non working headlight? Sounds like
Speaker 1: they were the dim't headlights. He said, sir, miss Rody,
Speaker 1: you bring it in next week, we'll take care of it.
Speaker 1: We'll do a rust job on it. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't think you understand how this works. If I have
Speaker 1: to give up my car again for an entire day
Speaker 1: went to fix the headlight a week, well, I have
Speaker 1: to wait now till the right, the correct left armrest
Speaker 1: comes in because that didn't get done. I said, So
Speaker 1: you were supposed to fix three things. You ended up
Speaker 1: fixing one of the three things, and I'm still back
Speaker 1: at square one with one headlight. I said, if you
Speaker 1: think I'm giving up my car again for nothing, you
Speaker 1: don't know about my free dessert theory. He says, what's
Speaker 1: your free dessert theory? So I say, if you burn
Speaker 1: my stake, you know, my friends get to eat dinner
Speaker 1: and then you bring me my steak an hour later.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's even no? I said, so they
Speaker 1: would give you the steak dinner for free, right, or
Speaker 1: they would give you free dessert. But they're not going
Speaker 1: to just go, oh, here's your steak twenty minutes later.
Speaker 1: So if you think you're going to fix my headlight,
Speaker 1: haveter giving up my car again for another full day
Speaker 1: just like that. That's not how it works. Well I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what else I could do.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Did you show them up? What did
Speaker 1: you do? Did you tell them? Did you speak to
Speaker 1: the manager? Karen? What did you do? I'm not Karen.
Speaker 1: I said, here's what you need to do. You need
Speaker 1: to talk to the guy. He knows. I know the
Speaker 1: guy's name. I'm not going to say, here, talk to
Speaker 1: your boss because I already know. The boss did right
Speaker 1: by me the last time this happened. I like him
Speaker 1: very much. He's a great guy. This is the part
Speaker 1: where Dave Dave Roadie griep sodas that bitch, What did
Speaker 1: you take? So no, I didn't take anything. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: So he comes back. He says, I called the boss,
Speaker 1: and the boss says, when you come in to do
Speaker 1: your arm rest, we'll pay for it. The three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars arm rest now is on that way
Speaker 1: on the house. It's on the arm rest on the
Speaker 1: arm very good, so Slices. First of all, kudos to
Speaker 1: the dealership, although they made a mistake once pointed out
Speaker 1: to them and I explained to them the situation. I
Speaker 1: got a three hundred and fifty dollars door repair for
Speaker 1: free because they do the right thing, even though they
Speaker 1: didn't repair it the right way. My point is, Slices,
Speaker 1: don't get taken advantage of and don't give up your
Speaker 1: car and don't let them. You know. Look, they weren't
Speaker 1: trying to take advantage of me, but some people don't
Speaker 1: think about it and the way you should be thinking
Speaker 1: about it. So free dessert, Thank you very much, save
Speaker 1: myself three hundred and fifty dollars and I still have
Speaker 1: one headlight though, so scary and Brody, Well maybe you
Speaker 1: can help me, Brody, I'm an idiot. I can't help
Speaker 1: you with that. I'll be surprised by that information. For years,
Speaker 1: keep going by the way, we have unlimited time on
Speaker 1: this podcast for us for years, for years, No, for years,
Speaker 1: I had a terrible habit of plopping myself, plopping myself
Speaker 1: into my bed. I love, I love running up to
Speaker 1: my bed and just throwing myself on the bed because
Speaker 1: I have a temper pedic mattress. It's firm. No, not
Speaker 1: a client, not a client. I don't hear about sleepies
Speaker 1: or mattresses them or whatever. I feel like I didn't
Speaker 1: ever put any thought into my jumping on the bed,
Speaker 1: and just I thought that it would last forever. But
Speaker 1: finally the other day, I go to PLoP myself on
Speaker 1: my bed and I hear this giant crack of wood
Speaker 1: followed by a sagging of the mattress on one side.
Speaker 1: I broke my arm breast. It sounds like the fucking arm.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm bringing it up, because this is exactly
Speaker 1: what happened. Well, I'll say this, m I I looked
Speaker 1: under the thing. I broke the freaking wooden box spring.
Speaker 1: I broke the So now the wooden slats, the wooden
Speaker 1: slats on the box spring are fucked up and I
Speaker 1: and I broke it. So now I'm screwed. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. It's my bed is out of warranty.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I don't know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know who if I should call someone, I know.
Speaker 1: I don't get free dessert because I incurred this issue.
Speaker 1: But dude, I gotta buy a whole new box spring,
Speaker 1: and I'm realizing the bed frame of the box spring.
Speaker 1: Fuck it. It's a lot of money because it's all
Speaker 1: one piece. I'm fucked. Oh you want to have a
Speaker 1: captain's bed with drawers. I know there's no drawers, but
Speaker 1: the maybe it's just the slats. I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's the slats and it's the actual it's the
Speaker 1: actual like frame of the bed. It's fucked. I broke.
Speaker 1: I broke a wooden piece. I'm dead. Did you jump
Speaker 1: on this bed when you were fourth quarter scary? No?
Speaker 1: This was last week. No, I understand that. But over
Speaker 1: the years you must have yeah, yeah, yeah, you must
Speaker 1: have weakened the wood. So now I'm kind of screwed.
Speaker 1: So now you've always had week week wood in the bed.
Speaker 1: You should have known that, Hio. So I'm starting to google, like,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what, maybe it's time for a
Speaker 1: new bed frame. All right, First of all, you can't
Speaker 1: these play these bed frames. It's like, oh, here, you
Speaker 1: want to this one, this color? All right? You want some?
Speaker 1: You want you want this new model? All right? Awesome
Speaker 1: delivery within fifteen to eighteen weeks. I'm like, what, this
Speaker 1: shit's on back order? Bro? You know you know that
Speaker 1: this stuff that you order, like these furniture, these items
Speaker 1: are like three, four or five months away from getting here.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Not if you go to Ikea and roll
Speaker 1: the flatbed hand cart day. I'm not buying an Ikea bed,
Speaker 1: no offense. I did that for my first because then
Speaker 1: I got to put it together. I'm not fucking sitting
Speaker 1: there with an Alan wrench putting shit together for five hours?
Speaker 1: What am I? What am I in college? No? I'm
Speaker 1: not buying an Ikea bed. I built all my furniture.
Speaker 1: I don't doing college, just do it. No, I don't
Speaker 1: want that. No, I feel like I've earned the right
Speaker 1: to man of the people, Swedish people. But still no,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I can't get an Ikea bed
Speaker 1: at this stage of my life. I need something more permanent,
Speaker 1: something that's Oh, you got yourself in an expensive bed.
Speaker 1: You broke the shit. I know, but I'm an idiot,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I opened this by saying I'm
Speaker 1: a butts. I should not have done that, and I
Speaker 1: a queen size or it's a queen right I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to wait. I don't want to
Speaker 1: wait fifteen weeks for a new bed Okay, paul A call.
Speaker 1: What where'd that come from? He said? I want to wait? Okay,
Speaker 1: you Dick nineteen ninety seven boom, So I was thinking
Speaker 1: of calling up. Well, I forgot where I got this.
Speaker 1: I think it was like Creighton Barrel or something. I
Speaker 1: don't even know. But what can I even tell them
Speaker 1: is it's expired. The warranties expire on dead due. You
Speaker 1: cracked the bed frame, you fucking jumped on it, your
Speaker 1: big good. But they don't know that. I can make up,
Speaker 1: make up a Brodie style story and be like, well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna say what qualifies what qualifies as as getting
Speaker 1: a new bed frame? This didn't. Isn't it like a
Speaker 1: lifetime guarantee on some of that ship? No? No, none
Speaker 1: of that has lifetime guarantees. No, no, sorry, no, you lose.
Speaker 1: Good day, sir, Good day, sir. And if somebody has
Speaker 1: a lifetime warranty on their box spring, okay, I don't
Speaker 1: know everything, but you don't not even a box spring.
Speaker 1: It's these these wooden slats. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: do are the slats replaceable when you're buy an Ikea
Speaker 1: bed like I used to have from my from from awesome.
Speaker 1: But the wood that's holding the slat in the actual
Speaker 1: frame is what's fucked up as well. The whole thing
Speaker 1: is screwed. I well, you could put a milk cred
Speaker 1: under it. Maybe I don't top it up, so there's
Speaker 1: a fall. So now when I lay down in the match,
Speaker 1: you get a cinder block under there. If I roll over,
Speaker 1: I'm rolling uphill. It's fucking crazy. My bed is on.
Speaker 1: But look at it this way. You have less gray hair.
Speaker 1: Now do you have that going for you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can you sleep? Can you sleep on
Speaker 1: Robin's side? I could, I could, but that that would
Speaker 1: require me rewiring my whole I sleep on the right
Speaker 1: side of the bed. That's my that's my side. Now
Speaker 1: I got a cholesterol isn't it good for your heart rates? Oh? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna go here again. And
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into arguments with the slices. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to you need to get you you need
Speaker 1: to get that fixed replaced. Whatever. You know, what a
Speaker 1: good corpenter could probably fix it for you. But the
Speaker 1: whir comes my question is cracked? Is the outside cracked?
Speaker 1: I gotta take it. If it's just the inside that crack,
Speaker 1: you can get a good corpenter to fix that. Fix
Speaker 1: the supports maybe. But what would I do? Like if
Speaker 1: I wanted where would I go? If I wanted a
Speaker 1: bed like now, a good quality bed? What would you do?
Speaker 1: All right? City high? Fuck you? All right, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to But where would I go? What would I do?
Speaker 1: Where would you go? I just told you you get
Speaker 1: a carpenter. No, if I wanted something new, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw this thing out, start over again, because that's
Speaker 1: what I do again. I don't. I don't shop at
Speaker 1: the level of store like you're gonna go to Raymore
Speaker 1: and Flanagan. Are you gonna go to like Sava or
Speaker 1: you're gonna go I don't know. All I know is
Speaker 1: fucking these places like Wayfair even it's like, forget about it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I've explained Wayfair to you, Yes you have.
Speaker 1: Wayfair is just a warehouse where they get shipped from
Speaker 1: other people's companies and they ship it to you and
Speaker 1: they tell you the shipping is free because they've worked
Speaker 1: it into the price. Almost everything on Wayfair is Google
Speaker 1: bull Google image it and find it somewhere else for
Speaker 1: less money. Wayfair doesn't make furniture. Wayfair is like Amazon
Speaker 1: for furniture. You like that chair, go buy the same
Speaker 1: chair somewhere else. Wayfair, we got shipped from somebody else
Speaker 1: that you need. You remember my own fair Way far Fair?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh no, No, that was a whole big
Speaker 1: that was like three episode saga your way Fair story.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, where do you get great quality furniture? Okay?
Speaker 1: But now again, like if I wanted to go this
Speaker 1: weekend and have it delivered on Tuesday, how can I
Speaker 1: do that? There are furniture stores in our area with
Speaker 1: a with like a guy's first name, and he sells
Speaker 1: furniture for like forty nine dollars. Oh that guy, That's
Speaker 1: not what you're looking for. Now looking for that guy? Right?
Speaker 1: You want a higher end piece of furniture. So now
Speaker 1: there's some stuff at Macy's that's high end. That's higher end.
Speaker 1: They have a great furniture department at Macy's. And then
Speaker 1: and then and then their delivery time is very good.
Speaker 1: Uh again, I'm not doing a commercial here, but you can.
Speaker 1: I just mentioned a couple of names. There's Huffman Coos.
Speaker 1: I think maybe they went out of business, Huffan Kuh's.
Speaker 1: But Savavi is very boogie. You might like that. I
Speaker 1: don't know where you are bougie wise, as far as
Speaker 1: your bed frame, Like, are you Ray Moore and Flannagan boogie? Like?
Speaker 1: I know you're too boogie for Ashley Furniture. I know
Speaker 1: that Ashley's casual. It's not bougie. They have good stuff,
Speaker 1: but it's not your level. You want stuff that breaks.
Speaker 1: All I want is something that's you know, modern, modern, contemporary,
Speaker 1: something that's you know whatever. All right, we don't have
Speaker 1: to discuss it here on this podcast. Google maps, on
Speaker 1: Google Maps and freaking Google boint. This is boring. I'm sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you'd have a quick, quick answer, quick fix.
Speaker 1: I don't shop, but you shop, all right. I like
Speaker 1: Ikea furniture. I put it together, it's good, and I
Speaker 1: don't jump on it because I know it's Ichia, So
Speaker 1: that's why it doesn't break. My algorithm on Instagram has
Speaker 1: been serving me videos of crows and ravens. Maybe your
Speaker 1: your phone is haunted. No no, no, no, No, I
Speaker 1: just watched a crow video. I was so like enamored,
Speaker 1: enthralled by it that I started swiping on it. And
Speaker 1: that now all I get our videos of crows. Do
Speaker 1: you know that crows are very very smart creatures? Do
Speaker 1: you know how you know that they actually learn behaviors
Speaker 1: and they actually like if you're mean to a crow,
Speaker 1: it will hold a grudge and it will come back
Speaker 1: and it will haunt you. Did you know that ravens
Speaker 1: they you know, they speak. You can teach him to talk.
Speaker 1: But they're very very smart, very smart birds, probably the
Speaker 1: smartest that are out there. Are you going to disagree
Speaker 1: with me on this? No, I'm listening, I'm learning. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited the next thing that you've been sucked into
Speaker 1: that you you you scary gets passionate about the dumbest shit, dude, No,
Speaker 1: but crows, crows learn your behavior. Crows. If I saw
Speaker 1: videos where if you feed a crow, if you feed
Speaker 1: a crow, it will become loyal to you and you
Speaker 1: will get on its good side. How odd? How odd
Speaker 1: that a pet would become loyal to when you feed it,
Speaker 1: it will be only all most animals will like that.
Speaker 1: It will befriend you but it will actually bring you gifts.
Speaker 1: The other animals don't do that. It will bring you
Speaker 1: a gift. Yeah, did you on your head? No? No?
Speaker 1: And you mean to it. It remembers you. It doesn't forget.
Speaker 1: It has a very good memory, so it knows and
Speaker 1: it can identify you, and it may it may bat
Speaker 1: you down if you if you do something mean to
Speaker 1: a crow, forget it? Is this going to be your
Speaker 1: new party staple you up to people at a party?
Speaker 1: You know? The crow is a very loyal and noble animal,
Speaker 1: but it's it's probably what other bird has those characteristics.
Speaker 1: It's a fascinating thing. It is a wonderful falcon. It's
Speaker 1: a wonder of nature. Homing pigeons that fly like ten
Speaker 1: thousand miles and come back with a note. You're not
Speaker 1: buying it. They're birds, like a lot of birds are
Speaker 1: smarter than we think. But how do they taste? What?
Speaker 1: Sauce and cheese? Is my question? All right? Would you
Speaker 1: eat crow parmesan? You're terrible, You're terrible. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just saying that's my algorithm is serving me these Uh.
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say that. That's why
Speaker 1: I pull slightly no, this is what's going on in
Speaker 1: my in my algorithm. I have to somehow get a reset,
Speaker 1: because well, it used to be you go to your
Speaker 1: search page on Instagram and then you long press one
Speaker 1: of the crow videos and then you click not interested.
Speaker 1: Oh that's how you get rid of shit. Like if
Speaker 1: you're on Instagram and you see a funny video like
Speaker 1: let's see you see a video like a guy eating dirt,
Speaker 1: and you click on it and watch it. Now, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, your feed is going to be filled
Speaker 1: with guys eating guys eating dirty. So you could you
Speaker 1: could either take months of clicking on pizza videos so
Speaker 1: that the pizza videos overwhelmed the people eating dirt, or
Speaker 1: you can just long press on one of them in
Speaker 1: your in your discovery page and then you click on
Speaker 1: not interested, and then you won't get any more dirt videos.
Speaker 1: You need to stop with the crow thing because I
Speaker 1: feel like you're gonna become a crow guy. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: there's that guy. Is Anthony Skeary, Anthony Crowell, call him Antony.
Speaker 1: He's gonna talk about crows and out at the party,
Speaker 1: walk away, walk Away. Before this, it was what you
Speaker 1: get too enamored with whatever the newest thing on the internet.
Speaker 1: You see, dude's made mushroom pills. Oh path oh parents,
Speaker 1: they did the ones that talk. I love them. Dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta eat capuchin monkey ship. I saw a hard
Speaker 1: thing about it. You gotta eatcher monkey ship. It makes
Speaker 1: you very healthy. It's good for your skin. No really, Brodie, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: ro really the pooch and monkey ship. It's the best
Speaker 1: I got. You know, you just reminded me. I need
Speaker 1: to I need to up my uh subscription. I need
Speaker 1: to read my subscription of my my line's made mushrooms.
Speaker 1: I forgot. Oh yeah, I forgot. That's how you know
Speaker 1: you're running out. And by the way, I know there's
Speaker 1: a Cooper Lowa monkey. I think they grow coffee beans
Speaker 1: and it's ship. You don't have to you don't have
Speaker 1: to Sla. I know about that. I know there's like
Speaker 1: a very expensive coffee. They they have the monkey eat
Speaker 1: the coffee beans and they shipped it out and then
Speaker 1: you use their ship as beans. No use the beans
Speaker 1: that come out of the ship. The beans the beans, right,
Speaker 1: so you basically inexpensive. It's like Cooper something I don't know,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. When I worked in Starbucks. I heard about it,
Speaker 1: but it's very Again, people are weird. Who was the
Speaker 1: first guy thought of that? Oh, I have an idea.
Speaker 1: Let's let's have the oh he ate all our beans.
Speaker 1: We'll just wait for them to come back. What about
Speaker 1: the uh the fish pedicure where you stick your your
Speaker 1: feet in the water and all the I'm not doing
Speaker 1: that either. Remember when everyone was doing that for a month? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the fish will they nip the dead skin on
Speaker 1: your body, on you, on your on your feet. The
Speaker 1: dead skin on my feet is fine. I'm good with
Speaker 1: the dead skin on my feet. Okay, you are You
Speaker 1: are the scambony king. You just get Scamboni. Scamboni, Scamboni.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. You get scamboni. All right, I
Speaker 1: don't get scamboni. You get scambone. Yeah. I'll be right back,
Speaker 1: okay and take a time out. So scary. You ever
Speaker 1: have that fear when you're driving your car and you
Speaker 1: get that warning when there's fifty miles left before you
Speaker 1: run out of gas where it's his low fuel. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So the way my car works is when it gets
Speaker 1: to about because I have a little gauge on my
Speaker 1: dashboard that tells you, we'll approximately how many miles left
Speaker 1: based on your average miles per gallon, and that can
Speaker 1: go up or down depending on if you're speeding, stopping
Speaker 1: at every red light, whatever, So it's an approximate. So
Speaker 1: I get I get the gas pump logo on my
Speaker 1: screen at fifty miles left. Okay, that's ample warning, ample warning.
Speaker 1: So I'm driving. I don't know. Earlier in the week
Speaker 1: I had to drive. I want to say about twenty
Speaker 1: five to thirty miles south of where I live. Okay,
Speaker 1: that what I was doing is for another time. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the story. It's all part of my It's
Speaker 1: related to my phone issues, which I'll talk about at
Speaker 1: a later date. So as I as I'm going there,
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, twenty three miles to get there,
Speaker 1: and along the way it says you got fifty miles
Speaker 1: left before you're out of gas. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can make it home because I got like twenty
Speaker 1: miles left and then twenty three back. That's forty three.
Speaker 1: I got fifty, no problem. So I go and I
Speaker 1: by the way I went to the town. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: are you gonna tie out? You had a question I
Speaker 1: had a question. We'll give me a question. What it
Speaker 1: says fifty miles? Is it a true fifty miles? It's approximate.
Speaker 1: But again I did the math, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I really had like thirty nine miles thirty eight. I
Speaker 1: thought I had enough room forty miles. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'll get gas on the way home. I got enough,
Speaker 1: I got enough money to I have enough gas to
Speaker 1: get there and get back. But along the way I'll
Speaker 1: stop and get gas. So the fifty becomes forty, becomes thirty,
Speaker 1: becomes twenty, and then at some point it changes to
Speaker 1: low fuel. Low fuel means you have less than ten miles.
Speaker 1: That means go get fucking gas, idiot, that's what that means.
Speaker 1: It should say that, right. Well, I didn't notice that
Speaker 1: because I was blasting music and I was making phone
Speaker 1: calls or whatever. I get to my driveway, pull in,
Speaker 1: and as I'm looking i'm turning the car off, I
Speaker 1: see that it says low fuel and the gauge, the
Speaker 1: little red gauge for the fuel is on the gas
Speaker 1: tank logo. Uh on it. Oh shit, So I go.
Speaker 1: You know what I know? If I don't go back
Speaker 1: out and get gas. Now tomorrow when I go to
Speaker 1: leave the house, I'll forget and I'll want out a guess.
Speaker 1: So the nearest gas station in my house too, So
Speaker 1: if I drive to them, they're about five blocks away
Speaker 1: on the main road. So I turn, I go on
Speaker 1: the main road. There's a gas station on the right.
Speaker 1: And you don't care about prices at this point. You're
Speaker 1: just going for the nearest gas station. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get five bucks just to get me to the Okay.
Speaker 1: So there's a gas station on the right, which is
Speaker 1: on my side of the road, and there's a gas
Speaker 1: station on the left. Now, the gas station on the
Speaker 1: left is you have to make a left and cross
Speaker 1: two lanes of oncoming traffic to get to it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the I'm on the right side. I'm
Speaker 1: in the middle lane, and I can't get over to
Speaker 1: the right. And as I'm about two blocks two blocks
Speaker 1: away from the gas stations, my car starts going, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I feel like, you know, like when your
Speaker 1: feed a slipping on the ice. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: my engine is slipping. Shit. I'm like, holy shit, I
Speaker 1: am almost I'm basically on fe Wow. So I I
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going like thirty five miles an hour, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe close to forty. So I put the car in neutral,
Speaker 1: I make sure their conditioning is off, and I'm coasting.
Speaker 1: I'm coasting the next block and a half to the
Speaker 1: gas stations, and I'm giving a little bit of gas
Speaker 1: and it's going, oh, I'm not getting much engine power.
Speaker 1: That is fucking So as I'm pulling up, now I can,
Speaker 1: by the way, is that how is that how it happens?
Speaker 1: Because it's never happened to mate, but gohead. So I'm rolling.
Speaker 1: I'm basically momentum is taking me the last block. And
Speaker 1: as I'm pulling up, I can see the pricing on
Speaker 1: the two gas stations. I can see that the gas
Speaker 1: station on the right is thirty cents a gallon more
Speaker 1: than the gas station on the left, Brody, And although
Speaker 1: I should have just slide it slid into the one
Speaker 1: on the right, of course, I've decided I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to make it on the left. You cheap bastard, And
Speaker 1: you're talking about five dollars. All you're gonna do is
Speaker 1: put five dollars in. I understand that. So I go
Speaker 1: to the to go to the right, to the gas
Speaker 1: station that's more expensive. And there's a car on my right.
Speaker 1: He won't he won't let me in, and I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't slow down because I'm going on momentum. Is
Speaker 1: it worth a dollar? Fifty? Scary? I couldn't get over
Speaker 1: to the right. I couldn't. Okay, at this point, it's
Speaker 1: too late. Now there's a car next to me, and
Speaker 1: I can't nothing I can do. I can't speed up
Speaker 1: and pass him if I hit the if I hit
Speaker 1: the brake, I can't go behind him. So I've got
Speaker 1: to now glide into the gas station on the left
Speaker 1: with this oncoming traffic. So as I'm approaching the red light,
Speaker 1: I can either stop or make the left. Shit. Luckily,
Speaker 1: the last car passes me on the other side of
Speaker 1: the road and there's an opportunity to turn just as
Speaker 1: I'm gliding. So I turned the wheel. I crossed the road.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, not very fast. By the way, there's
Speaker 1: this cars coming still and I just make it up
Speaker 1: the little lamp to the gas station. Up and the car.
Speaker 1: Scary stop by the pump. I'm done. I am completely
Speaker 1: out of gas and I just made it to the pump.
Speaker 1: This is not an exaggeration has never happened to me before.
Speaker 1: So I got gas, you got gas. Now I said
Speaker 1: that this didn't happen to me. But now that I'm
Speaker 1: jogging my memory when I was in college, even even
Speaker 1: your memory doesn't jog, let's be saying, why you fuck you?
Speaker 1: I was up in college. We know we were not
Speaker 1: at college. We were visiting Ithaca for a TV radio convention.
Speaker 1: And it was me and a couple of my friends
Speaker 1: in the stang. And similarly, we were running out of gas,
Speaker 1: and we were running on fumes, and so I remember
Speaker 1: the engine sputtering. So now that you tell me this,
Speaker 1: it does bring back this memory of us getting off
Speaker 1: the exit. Luckily it was on the ramp, was going down.
Speaker 1: We're going down off an exit, got a hill the
Speaker 1: car right, yep, we had a head start. The car
Speaker 1: was rolling down the hill around the curve and right similarly,
Speaker 1: right up to the gas station was right there on
Speaker 1: the corner at the bottom of the friggin' ramp, and
Speaker 1: we rolled right up. But it stopped about seven or
Speaker 1: eight feet short of it, like no gas, and two
Speaker 1: of the guys had to get out of the car
Speaker 1: and push me over to the pump. I fucking remember
Speaker 1: this now, because at first I was like, this never
Speaker 1: happened to me, but oh my god, it did so
Speaker 1: in the exact same fashion. Now luckily I had people
Speaker 1: with me in the car, and now it didn't roll
Speaker 1: up in front of the tank, but it was like right,
Speaker 1: it was like seven or eight feet away from the tank.
Speaker 1: They had to push my car to the actual tank.
Speaker 1: Talk about just in the nick of time, I did
Speaker 1: you did? Fuck you? He did talk about it, that's right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it did happen to me back in the day.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what happened to the post office today.
Speaker 1: So I get on the right line. There's two lines,
Speaker 1: the left line and the right line, and they're helping me,
Speaker 1: no problem. And a guy walks in with anybody waist
Speaker 1: and ah your face. Yeah, he's got what looks like
Speaker 1: a typical envelope for like a birthday card, a bright
Speaker 1: color and it's a stamp on all ready to go.
Speaker 1: And he walks up to the guy and the guy's
Speaker 1: got the plexiglass you know, like don't sneeze on me
Speaker 1: plexiglass yet the little opening at the bottom and slip
Speaker 1: things in and he goes, uh, I need to make
Speaker 1: sure this goes out today. The guy's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, I need to go out by five o'clock.
Speaker 1: It's got to go out today. So the guy posted
Speaker 1: it goes yeah, all the male was out of five o'clock.
Speaker 1: He was, no, I'm serious, he is to go up today.
Speaker 1: So first thing I'm thinking is this guy forgot somebody's
Speaker 1: birthday and he's mailing the card late. Second of all,
Speaker 1: you know how like you go up to a guy
Speaker 1: and you're like the major d at a restaurant goes, hey,
Speaker 1: may poll give me a table over by the window,
Speaker 1: and you slip them like you slip him in Tanner
Speaker 1: or twenty whatever. That's what this guy was. It was.
Speaker 1: It looked like he was gonna slip him at twenty
Speaker 1: to make sure that the mail when he's like, hey, guy,
Speaker 1: this needs to go. Make make sure you get today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make sure that there's no mistakes here. Like this guy
Speaker 1: like he's gonna get like his sister is never gonna
Speaker 1: talk to him again or whatever, like somebody's gonna get
Speaker 1: this his mother's birthday card the way. But he was like,
Speaker 1: you know, hey, my guy, make sure this goes out today. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: you want your You're gonna break your fucking legs? Is
Speaker 1: it one of those guys that's the vibe. But well, no,
Speaker 1: the vibe was like, here's a little something for your lady,
Speaker 1: buy us something nice, like except he didn't slip the
Speaker 1: guy any money. That's the vibe he was given. He
Speaker 1: was getting. He was giving bribery vibes, but yeah, without
Speaker 1: the actual care like like like, hey, make sure nothing
Speaker 1: happens to my call while you're parking in the garage.
Speaker 1: This is the US post Office we're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's talking to the guy like why wouldn't it
Speaker 1: go out at five o'clock. He's like, make sure this
Speaker 1: goes out at five o'clock because like all the male
Speaker 1: goes at five o'clock, we empty the bins, it all
Speaker 1: goes out. He goes, yeah, but seriously, so he was
Speaker 1: trying to He's trying to sweet talk the guy into
Speaker 1: making sure that he does him the favor, almost like
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna do it anyway. It's like going to
Speaker 1: McDonald's and saying, hey, give me a quarter pounder. Make
Speaker 1: sure it's extra lean, Like the kid behind the counts
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, no problem, quarter pounder, extra lean slice thin,
Speaker 1: gotcha cover. There's certain places you can't ask for favors,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can't go to hey,
Speaker 1: Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, hey, listen the pizza. Make it
Speaker 1: extra crispy the way I like the fuck you put
Speaker 1: on a conveyor belt. You're lucky you don't get spin on.
Speaker 1: It's Chuck E Cheese. You're like, hey, make sure hate bell,
Speaker 1: make sure this goes out before you do the right thing,
Speaker 1: the right thing. Yeah, you're a good guy. You seem
Speaker 1: like a good guy. Right, you got a family, you
Speaker 1: do know, nothing happen in a family, right right, make
Speaker 1: sure this goes out by five. We grew up or slices.
Speaker 1: We grew up around this. This was our whole childhood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd hate for something. I'd hate for something to happen
Speaker 1: in a little post office here didn't go out? Is
Speaker 1: that is that your Mercedes parked downside? Something happening is
Speaker 1: plea pleading to a government agency. This isn't like some
Speaker 1: side alley sister fucking transaction. This is hey, hey guy,
Speaker 1: the government. This is the post office. Hey guy, who
Speaker 1: do I got to talk to him to get this?
Speaker 1: This to go out by five o'clock. Solid, You do
Speaker 1: me solid? So all the male goes out of five o'clock. No, seriously,
Speaker 1: between you and me, This guy right here may and talk.
Speaker 1: Look me and I got got it. Sometimes people just
Speaker 1: like the idea that they're getting special treatment, that you're
Speaker 1: treating them extra special. They just have that in them, right.
Speaker 1: They want they want to think that they are getting
Speaker 1: ahead of everybody else or you know that's all right,
Speaker 1: all right, brody, come on, man, lay it on me.
Speaker 1: How the hell did we reach Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange? Okay,
Speaker 1: So step one is that you have to let me go.
Speaker 1: Let me go in reverse order. No, I'll go, I'll go.
Speaker 1: I'll go in and in the front ar. First of all, well,
Speaker 1: I do have another I do have a question. Okay.
Speaker 1: You said you might have thought of another country that
Speaker 1: starts Is there another? Maybe there's no, Maybe it's a trap.
Speaker 1: And once you get into that hole, there is no other.
Speaker 1: There is no other country that starts with the letter D.
Speaker 1: There are there's three or four, like Jibooty is D Jamascus, right,
Speaker 1: but Damascus is city city? Okay, so booty but still
Speaker 1: but the point but the point is you're most likely. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're most likely to say Denmark if I tell
Speaker 1: you to if if if the number was a four, right,
Speaker 1: your number I guess was a four because you said Denmark, right,
Speaker 1: number three, most likely Denmark. Hold on. But but when
Speaker 1: I told you to add the numbers together, eventually your
Speaker 1: number was is four because ABC is correct four and
Speaker 1: Denmark ends in a K. Now, unless you say koala,
Speaker 1: you're most likely to say kangaroo, right, yeah, okay, the
Speaker 1: kangaroo ends with an o. And if you say oh,
Speaker 1: you're most likely to say orange as a fruit, correct,
Speaker 1: as opposed to what are the fruits? Right? Now, here's
Speaker 1: where the math is the magic part. Because I told
Speaker 1: you to pick any number from one to ten. Well,
Speaker 1: the interesting thing about all numbers from one to ten,
Speaker 1: when you multiply them by nine, you get what nine
Speaker 1: times one is one? Yep, I'm sorry. Nine nine times
Speaker 1: one is nine right? Yep? Nine times two was how
Speaker 1: much scary? Nine times two is eighteen and eight and
Speaker 1: one together all they all add up to nine. So
Speaker 1: my number was My number was three. So nine times
Speaker 1: three is twenty seven seven and that's nine. Wait, nine
Speaker 1: times four is thirty six hold on right. Nine times
Speaker 1: any number from one to ten, the digits will add
Speaker 1: up to nine. Nine times nine is eighty one eight
Speaker 1: and one is nine. Then I tell you to subtract
Speaker 1: five from that number, which I already know it's nine.
Speaker 1: It's four, right, automatically, everyone, it's all the same. Now
Speaker 1: fill bring you to four, which is Denmark, which is kangaroo,
Speaker 1: which is orange. You're welcome, But I've heard the same joke.
Speaker 1: Now if I told you to subtract four, then it
Speaker 1: would be elephant. I want to know if there were
Speaker 1: slices that didn't get Denmark, kangaroo and orange, because if
Speaker 1: anyone said jabooty or koala, well, okay, well it has
Speaker 1: to start with that one. Then the D start with
Speaker 1: the D. Countries that start with the letter D doesn't
Speaker 1: always start with the letter with countries that start with
Speaker 1: letter D. Right, right, it's four. There's like four. Djibouti
Speaker 1: is one of them, and then Denmark, and is that right?
Speaker 1: There's not many, which is why you thought of Denmark, Djibouti. Dominica,
Speaker 1: Dominican Republic, right, Dominican Republic. So you would have fucked
Speaker 1: on those. Well if you said Dominican Republic, then you
Speaker 1: would have said see for cat. Yes, but the unless
Speaker 1: you're from the Dominican Republic, most people say Denmark. Wow.
Speaker 1: And that's why it works almost all the time. The
Speaker 1: math is mathing. Thank you so much. Nine times any
Speaker 1: number from one to ten, the digits will led up
Speaker 1: to nine. I feel brighter today, do you I feel?
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson had no idea why the thing works.
Speaker 1: He just knows it works and didn't take two minutes
Speaker 1: to take Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, how did you know that? It's amazing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try that out other people like you just did
Speaker 1: so slices day. You go go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the beginning of the podcast. I wanted how I did it?
Speaker 1: But again, pick a number from one to ten, multiply
Speaker 1: it by nine. Take the two digits that you end
Speaker 1: up with, whatever digits one digital two digits, ad them together,
Speaker 1: which is always going to be nine. Subtract five. It's
Speaker 1: always going to be four. Uh you say, Now, the
Speaker 1: corresponding letter in the alphabet is not telling anybody, but
Speaker 1: it's alway going to be D. What what country starts
Speaker 1: with that letter? What? And what is the last letter
Speaker 1: of that country? What animal starts with that letter? What? What?
Speaker 1: What letter is the end of that animal? What fruit
Speaker 1: starts that work? And it's always Denmark kangaroo orange? That's
Speaker 1: your Dominican Republican And then you gotta keep it. But
Speaker 1: Denmark seems obvious. But k what if you what? What
Speaker 1: if you say? You said koala? Any other k animals? No,
Speaker 1: nobody is going to think of anything but kangaroo and
Speaker 1: maybe koala and then okay, so then and then and
Speaker 1: then orange for oh yeah, you got them there too.
Speaker 1: What is oh? What? What's what's fruit that starts with? Oh?
Speaker 1: Other than orange? You can you can google it, people,
Speaker 1: But my point is that, but the common answers Denmark
Speaker 1: kangaroo orange? All right, Brody, you know why? You know
Speaker 1: why it works? Scary because everyone's thinking, he'll never guess
Speaker 1: my number. Yeah, that's number. Guess I know what your
Speaker 1: number is? Nine? And then I subtract five. It's four.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant. Hey, Happy Father's Day, Happy fathers. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Well you got any big plans for Father's Day? Maybe? Maybe? Whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I get surprised with we'll see all right. I hope
Speaker 1: you get I hope you get a Nintendo switch to No,
Speaker 1: I still can scary wink wink. Yeah, maybe I should
Speaker 1: reroute this gift. Yeah, I'm taking my dad out to
Speaker 1: a restaurant, so I uh, it's gonna be hopefully. When
Speaker 1: he told him you were taking him out, did he
Speaker 1: roll his eyes like I wish there was somebody else
Speaker 1: that could take me? No? Why why would he do
Speaker 1: that the same way Lucas ship on you? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see you know that should be a feature.
Speaker 1: What awkward thing did Lucas say to me? And by
Speaker 1: the way, is your brother taking your father out? Well?
Speaker 1: Your sister taking your father out? Oh yeah, there's three
Speaker 1: of us at the table. That's right, we're all going out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to slide. By the way, the second book,
Speaker 1: your father out, he gets the credit my dad. Well
Speaker 1: wait a second, my my brother is a father too.
Speaker 1: How does that work when the bill comes? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know, you're the only non Well, your sister and
Speaker 1: you have to ship in and paying for yours also
Speaker 1: got her husband, Fernando, he's a dad. That's problem. That's
Speaker 1: not you have that he's in the highway. That's his problem,
Speaker 1: so do I. But do I owe my brother? Do
Speaker 1: I owe my brother something because it's Father's Day? No,
Speaker 1: you should wish him a happy Father's Day and also
Speaker 1: thank him for taking up the slack so that your father.
Speaker 1: Just wait a second, Do I owe my brother or
Speaker 1: anything because he No, he's not your father, but he
Speaker 1: is a father. Doesn't matter, you don't, so, so I'm
Speaker 1: a father, Get me a gift. We gotta go. The
Speaker 1: boys from Denmark with the kangaroo had been Orange boys.
Speaker 1: Ye