WEBVTT - #340: The Broken Bougie Bed Frame 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:07.480 Start up, dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy. By start up, 0:00:07.840 --> 0:00:12.479 Brooklyn Boy, start up, dot up. They making noise, dot up, 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:20.040 start up, dat up. Episode three forty. It's the Brooklyn 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:24.040 Boys Podcast three. For those of you who are car 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:26.680 enthusiasts or especially mopar if you know what that means. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:29.320 The three forty engine was a very popular engine in 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:33.440 Chrysler products back in the day. Okay, that's three forty 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.320 for you, thank you. This is a forty engine that 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:37.880 was a big deal. Are we gonna start a little 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.920 fun factoids with every number? Well, a four to forty 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:44.519 was a massive engine that was a huge deal in Chrysler. 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.919 So in one hundred episodes, I'll bring that up. All right, 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:49.520 make sure you do that. I had a three fifty 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.480 in my Park avenue, so we'll get the three fifty. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.199 I'll mention it. I don't know what these numbers mean. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.400 I have no clue. No, you're not a car guy. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.440 You're not a guy. Although I am hosting an event 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:05.679 this week for I'm gonna I could invite the slices 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.160 if they want to come to see me at the 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:13.000 Paul Miller event. It's an appearance Paul Miller BMW. Yeah, 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.480 it's the jingle, it's the racing. It's the racing event 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.680 Saturday afternoon from one to four. I welcome you all 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:22.200 to come and hang out and party with me. Why 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.000 don't you tell people where it is? Because you just 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.640 said the Paul Miller You didn't say what Paul Miller in. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.240 I believe it's in Wayne. I don't even know where 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.960 it is. I think that's probably important. You want people 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:34.080 to show up. Well, I think they're sending me there right. 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:36.640 You would think that the Paul Miller Racing event would 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.880 be at Paul Miller BMW and Wayne. Paul Miller has 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:41.880 lots of locations, and I'm not getting paid for this, 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.760 so hurry up, let's go. Okay, all right? Well, I 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.240 want the slices to come party with Jones? Is derailing 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.280 the podcast happening Saturday, June fourteenth, from one to four 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.840 Paul Miller Racing, the twenty fifth anniversary of Paul Miller 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:57.080 and the fiftieth anniversary of BMW of North America. Gary Scary, 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.640 don't do a commercial on our podcast? But am I 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.640 doing this it? Now? You have to hit the ging. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:02.800 I don't know where it is. Now you have to 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.520 jingle I don't know where it is hit the jingle? 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:16.400 Where is it? Find it? You see what? I go 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.000 through slices to protect you. I was fine with him 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:22.160 inviting you. When he starts doing taglines, that's too much. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.720 I think it's I think it's in Wayne anyway, that's set. See, 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:29.880 I don't even know where I'm going. I don't know 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:33.160 if I'm coming or going whatever. You know what. You 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:34.520 don't know much, but I'm gonna I tell you. I'm 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.520 gonna ask. I don't know much, but I know I 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:43.920 love you. Thank you? Yes, oh much? Okay. So, uh, 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.240 I have a brain teaser math word problem for you 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.960 that I saw on television that I remember. Somebody asked 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:52.359 me a similar question when I was a kid a 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:55.200 long time ago, obviously, uh. And I'm gonna ask it 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:59.919 to you, and then I'm gonna do the do the game. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:05.520 You're gonna trick, You're gonna do the dirty. So Owen Wilson, 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:11.799 the actor, was Jimmy Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago, 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:17.359 and Owen Wilson did this to Jimmy Kimmel and he said, 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.560 I think he said his friend did it to him 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:22.840 and his mind was blown and even though he does 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:26.480 this to other people, he has no idea why it works. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.200 Ok So, I'm gonna do it to you, scary, ok 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.799 You're gonna do it even though Owen Wilson doesn't know 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:34.440 how it works. It took me about a second to 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.840 figure it out. Ok So, at the end of the podcast, 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:39.800 I will I will tell you how it worked out. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.840 But slices, you guys can play along. I'll do it 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:44.440 to all of you, all right, Okay, I want all 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:46.160 of you, slices to think of a number from one 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:50.320 to ten. Me too, yeah, yes, he was all right? 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:58.560 Foremost yep, okay, okay, all right, multiply that number by nine. Okay, okay. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:04.839 Now take all the digits in that number and add 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:09.320 them together. So, for instance, if you multiplied nine times one, 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.120 that would be nine. Your total is nine. If you 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.640 multiplied nine by two, that's eighteen, so on and so forth, 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.120 so nine times the number. Then take all the digits 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.200 in the number you ended up with, add them together. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:25.280 You got it. Yeah, Okay. Now I want you to 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:32.520 subtract five. Yeah, okay. Now, whatever number you have in 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.560 your head, now find the letter in the alphabet that 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.400 corresponds to that number. So A is one, B is two, 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:46.239 and so forth. All right, yeah, you figured out the letter. Yeah, okay, 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.279 very good. Now I want you to think of a 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:53.440 country that starts with that letter. Okay, okay. Now I 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:57.279 want you to think of an animal that starts with 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:01.680 the last letter of that Country's of that country? Okay, okay. 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.080 Now I want you to think of a fruit that 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.640 starts with the last letter of that animals and of 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:12.240 that what that type of animal is. Think of a fruit, yeah, 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.000 that starts with the same letter as the last letter. Okay, Yeah, 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:19.000 I got there. Ye okay, So now you have a country, 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:23.160 an animal, and a fruit. Yes, okay, if this worked right, 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:26.720 you're thinking of Denmark a kangaroo eating an orange. Shut 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:41.400 the fuck up. Well, first of all, how how can 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:44.680 you go that? What a second? What if I would 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.400 have thought if I thought, I would have thought of 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:50.080 another another another of the country. Of the trick works 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.040 at the end of the Denmark, my mind went to Denmark. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:58.719 But I could have easily set another country. Really okay, 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.760 Well let's talk about that at the end the podcast. Okay, 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.000 slice to think about it, leave us to talk back. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:05.159 If you have questions that I don't answer, at the 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.200 end of the podcast. Don't ask me questions now, Okay, 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.039 I'm gonna explain at the end of the podcast. I mean, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:14.760 that was brilliant. Whatever you did, that was awesome. That's worth. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:18.760 That is that's awesome, that is that's gold right there. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.920 I mean, this is this is way I will explain 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.560 the magic. I'm gonna do that trick on stage at 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:28.880 Paul Miller, BMW and Wayne this Saturday from one to 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:39.279 four at the all right, all right, By the way, 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.320 that was such a bad slipping. I didn't even have 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:42.560 to tell him I hit the jingle. He hit his 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.640 own jingle. I hit my I hit the jingle on myself. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.919 That may be the first time ever Scary just jingled himself. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:53.479 I jingle jingle himself before. There's been j d There's 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.800 been there's been times I tried to jingle myself. You 0:06:55.880 --> 0:07:00.919 know that? Yeah? So, uh, David Brody t me this 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:06.400 you just did. You've now we've been hanging out here. Now, 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:12.640 how long do we know each other? Hello? Twenty seven years? 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:17.080 Twenty seven years. You see me a lot, don't you. Well, 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:18.800 you know you used to see me a lot in 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.840 person every day, but now you see me on camera 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.480 a little bit, A little bit, A little bit less, yeah, 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.240 a little bit less. But you see me on camera? Yeah, 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.760 you see on camera. And we saw each other on 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:31.360 camera on Monday night when we did Slice time, right, Yeah, 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.000 do you have something wrong with your neck? I should 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:37.920 have noticed my neck my back. Yeah, no, no, nothing 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.920 wrong on my neck. But man, oh man, we watch 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:42.520 each other on this camera for about an hour and 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.800 a half and you didn't notice something. And here we 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:49.440 are again. You're seeing this again, Brody. Okay, you shave 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:54.640 the hair between your eyebrows. Uh no, I didn't that that. 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.200 There is no hair between my eyebrows. What the hell 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:59.560 are you talking about, bro that's because you shaved it. No, no, no, 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.600 you did weird. You don't have a mustache, do you? No? No, 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:06.320 I just this is face. Your face is moving, like 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.680 look at my mustache. But you know what's different about me, Brody? 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.600 You can only see me. You can only see me 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.920 from the like the the you know, the kind of 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.360 the chest up. So yeah, your nips up? Yeah, so 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.040 you don't really Okay, it has to be on my face, right, 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:24.160 something's up? Well? I don't see any tattoos on your wrist. No, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:29.000 you didn't get any ink. No, h you got Zeeman 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.240 on your face. You have bothtox You're not climbing. No, 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.680 look at those creases. You think that that's I would 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.200 that would be a terrible commercial for Zeeman if that 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.760 was the result. This is an audio podcast, so I'm 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.000 gonna try to make this quick. Okay, you didn't get 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:42.720 a nose job, because I see you too often. You 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.240 didn't get your nose done. No, your headphones are the same, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:50.160 your haircut looks the same. Uh, you're at the same weight. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.520 You've been for a couple of months now. So your faces. Well, 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:55.199 then I'm gonna I'm gonna call this a success. I'm 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:58.560 going to say. I'm gonna say that microphone hasn't changed. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.280 You got something to success. Did you get a waxing? 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.120 Did you get the fact that you don't notice? Is 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:08.240 a great thing, It's an awesome thing. I'm not looking 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.160 at a ten eighty camera. You didn't pay the full 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:14.040 amount of money, so yeah, excuses, Well, I don't know. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.000 Did you get a neck lift? No, I didn't get 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.760 any work done to my face. Nothing surgical, all right, 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:21.360 hold on, hold on the shirt. No, it's nothing to 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.959 do with my shirt. It's on your head. It's on 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.600 my head. It's on my head, it's on your head. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.040 Hair plugs. No, you don't know. I don't need to 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:32.280 know my hair. My hair is fine. All right, let 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.040 me see, let me let's go. Let's go around the 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:37.320 face slices. Let's see. Chin looks the same. Although there's 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.920 a shadow of a goatee around his face like the fan. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:43.559 That means that's just me. I haven't shaved and look 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:47.120 the same. You're not going to get this line on. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:52.000 Nothing on my teeth, nothing got my nose, although, oh 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.440 my god, there might be a chip in the dip 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:57.520 up there a bat in the cave. The only thing 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:00.839 left would be contact lenses. No, I didn't. No, No, 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.640 you're you're wrong. Okay, great, so then your cheek bones 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.960 are the same. No it's not, bro Yeah, well i'll 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:10.520 tell you what their congratulations. It's a client now, not 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:14.000 a client. Client, Not a client paid full price. I'm 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.640 going to tell you what that was right after this. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.080 All right, you pay for something, I don't notice a difference, 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:29.520 which means it's perfect. Well you wasted your money. No, 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.120 it's no, this is not something that you want to 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.840 really notice on people. This is something that is so 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.199 noticeable on people sometimes that they're like, oh my god. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.679 And and I gotta be honest. The fact that you 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.520 don't notice this, hold on, did you did you laser 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:49.400 a mole off? No? The fact that you don't notice 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:52.720 that means it's it's perfect the way it is. And 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:56.440 I was a little self conscious at first when I 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:58.560 got it done, and I'm like, oh, what the fuck 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:03.120 did I do? But you had something done and absolutely yeah. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.880 And I'll tell you this brody ilastic surgery when I 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.840 went when I went to the morning show and on, 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.160 it took about an hour and a half to two hours. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.040 I would see. I was with Andrew and Sam on 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:19.800 the way to work. I walked with Danielle from the garage, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:23.319 and I was went into Scottie Studio, said hello to Nate, 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.800 everybody on the show. And it was ten to fifteen 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:32.520 minutes into the show when Gandhi goes scary, did you 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:37.640 color your hair? And I said, I absolutely did, got 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:40.560 I got some and now I didn't get a full coloring. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:44.200 Now this is the seven minute process, all right, It's 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.600 not the forty five minutes sit with shit on your head. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:50.160 It's seven minutes, rint In rits out and they said, 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:54.040 not a client. Not a client, redkin bruise, pr Ews, 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:57.520 not a client, paid fucking full price. But my hairstyles 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:00.400 has been telling me for five years. Now, when do 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.040 you want to do it? We'll put some We'll make 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.200 it a little. You know, you're a salt and pepper. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:05.920 We want to put a little more pepper to your hair. 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.880 So I said, look, I don't want anything that looks unnatural. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:10.880 I want to keep some of my grays. I like, 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:14.600 I like it, and she's like, trust me. She goes, 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:20.680 now's the time, and sure enough, I put this. I'll 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.319 take my headphones off. You can't really see it, but 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.360 my hair is a little darker, a little bit. Now, 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:30.600 I gotta tell you it's I might have noticed it 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.080 in person, but you have headphones a band with a 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:36.760 headphone band across your head. Your your huge earphones are 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.440 covering your side to your head. But now that I 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.400 tell you, do you notice it? You don't notice it 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.400 because I never looked at your hair that way before. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.240 I never looked like want of his gray hair. I'm 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.480 geting a little. I put a little color in it. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:51.720 I gotta say I've been getting a lot of compliments. 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:52.960 People are like, oh, what did you do to your hair? 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.600 They don't know, but a couple of people have. My 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.839 girlfriend noticed. I didn't even tell her. Saturday night, we're 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.439 hanging out. She notices when your eyes don't die like 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.880 she didn't notice at first. And and we were hanging 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.240 out for a good half hour, and we're in the restaurant. 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.120 I was talking to the waiter. I was looking away, 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.160 and as soon as the waiter walked away, I looked 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.360 back at her and she gives me this hellish like 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:17.960 shitted and grin, like did you collar your hair? And 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:21.360 I said, yeah, She goes, it looks great, it looks natural. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:24.360 It does look natural because I because this type of 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:28.520 hair color is not like shoe polish. It doesn't like 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:32.719 look awful. It looks it's it's a special blend with 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:36.000 a little a little little uh so, yeah, I'm not sure. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:37.960 I'm not sure. The slices are like hitting rewind to 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.400 hear this segment again, but I, well, why not congratulations, 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.960 I'm happy for you. Well, no, it's a change in 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.080 my life. No, No, you're you're a vain person. I 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:51.440 get it. That's fine. Well, I didn't you have to 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:55.280 match you. I assume it matches your mirth better. Right, 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:56.840 And see that was going to be the comment I 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:59.280 thought you were going to say, is that, yep, scary 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.480 colored his hair? What's going on here? And I'm just 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:07.679 saying that, you know what colors your nail polish? Wow? Wow, Wow, 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.640 I'm just choking slices. Don't get all like. I can't 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.920 believe brod he's turning into it of it. But anyway, Yeah, 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.400 I'm just you look good, scary. I now that you 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.080 pointed out, and I'm staring at your hair, I see 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:19.880 less gray from what I ve Yeah, definitely less gray. Okay, 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.840 but let's say a good look for you. You're blessed 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:25.680 with a full head of hair at at your advanced age. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:28.680 It looks good at by advanced age. Well, you're not. 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:32.640 You're not thirty. Listen, I met you. You know you were. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:38.360 You were a long time ago, right, you were? You 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:42.360 were you twenty? I was a spry twenty something. It 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:46.440 was in nineteen ninety eight. Wow, I was, I was. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.760 I was. Wow, I was like twenty four years old. Yes, 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.360 you had a very thin head and huge ears because 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.560 your head was so you had such a thin head 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:58.880 ninety seven, ninety eight, Wow, ninety eight many eight. Well 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.560 you and I started talking and I twenty seven, but 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.240 we met in ninety eight. I remember that. Good God. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.840 But anyway, you and I met when Bill Clinton was 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:15.720 pray remember my back in my day? So I want yeah, agha. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.800 Speaking of working at the radio station and music, you know, 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:22.360 you and I play the lyric game. Mh. You know 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.440 if I say I was a line of a song, 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.400 you'd thank the band, like as if I was the band. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.000 You know everybody? Yes, no, of course. So I'm in 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:33.520 pickleball other night, and this would have driven you crazy. Uh. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.760 They were playing an eighties soundtrack or the eighties channel, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.400 whatever it was. It was eighties music playing and love 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.080 Shack by the b fifty twos comes on the Love 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:49.680 Shock bab right, and it gets to the part where, uh, 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.760 so my partner is like, uh is singing love Shack? Right? 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.600 She goes, you know, She's like, I bring my juke 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.560 box money. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I say, hey, hey, 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:01.920 you know what. I don't know if you know this, 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:06.760 but I got me a car. She just really yeah, 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:10.520 it's as big as a whale. Now, how would you respond? 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:16.720 To that and it's about to set sail right. Absolutely, yeah, nope, 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:22.080 I didn't get that. What did you get? I got oh? Okay, 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.080 as if I was telling her, I got a big car, right, 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:26.960 So I said, I said, did you hear about the 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.600 tin roof? She said, what about it? I said, it's rusted? 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.280 And she's looking at me like thises' what I'm talking about. 0:16:32.360 --> 0:16:36.040 She was just singing the song wow, but she didn't 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:39.120 put two and two together. No, you can't play lyric 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.720 games when people let everybody you think she's like love 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:46.240 shack because she knows the chorus right. There's a guy 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:49.440 on TikTok. His name is Paulie Wood and I know 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.920 you think that would be a porn star. Yeah. He 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:55.920 must work in an auto dealership. And I don't know 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:57.920 how he gets say he works at Paul Miller on 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:03.680 quitting No no, but he walks around all day quizzing 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:08.680 everybody in that style and he posts these tiktoks. I 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:11.240 don't know how he get like what he does for 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.080 the auto dealership and why he hasn't been fired yet, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:17.760 because it seems like he's there and on TikTok an 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:21.119 awful lot and pestering his workers, but it tells you 0:17:21.160 --> 0:17:24.560 the age of the person and how many they've gotten. Right, 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.280 so far, the guy is brilliant. I mean, I kind 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:31.240 of wanna we don't really do this, but this is 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.880 kind of impromptu and we're gonna do this. I want 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:36.000 to kind of go to his page real quick. And 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:39.439 because he's he's the best, so like he did, like, 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:49.760 for instance, stop drop. If I say stop drop, what 0:17:49.800 --> 0:17:54.800 do you say? I lost? I lost you? It's vanilla 0:17:54.840 --> 0:18:00.280 ice right, No, no, stop drop and roll. See he's 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:03.000 so right. So older people will be stop dropped and 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:06.520 they'll say, enroll. I thought you were doing song lyrics. 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.240 That was a song. It's a song lyric from DMX. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.760 No stop, No, I don't know DMX shut him down, 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:18.320 open up shop. Oh oh yeah, I don't listen to DMX. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:21.479 Isn't doing age. But that's a popular song, all right, 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:25.879 So everyone knows that song. The slices know it. Really 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.440 everyone knows that song the same way everyone knows how 0:18:28.440 --> 0:18:32.040 many people How many slices when I said that finished 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:35.119 the lyric? A lot of them, not Brody, But Brody 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:38.080 thinks because he didn't that nobody knows it. No, no, no, no, no, 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:40.840 I said, that's not an indicator age, it's an indication 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:45.240 it's scary. I'm you're not listening. Go ahead. DMX lyrics 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.320 is nothing to do with age. Yes, due the fact 0:18:47.359 --> 0:18:49.720 I don't like DMX. He's not my style. I know 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:51.720 he's not your style. But you could still be aware 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:54.320 of his existence, right, I'm aware of his one or 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.360 two hits that were crossed over the Top forty when 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.960 I worked at the Top forty radio station. Well, yeah, 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:00.399 he had a hit that was a hit, pop hit. 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:03.120 I wouldn't know it. Listen to this you sometimes put 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:06.760 on the hip hop stations. I don't, Yeah, Rachel, how 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:12.159 many questions did fifty cent have? How many questions? Twenty one? Yes? Yes, 0:19:13.080 --> 0:19:16.560 she got it? Kelly yes? How many questions did fifty 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:25.360 cent have? How many questions did fifty cent have? Okay, 0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:30.480 here we go, here's a different one. Listen, Rachel, what 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:37.040 was one twelve's favorite dessert? Kenny cake? No cages and cream. 0:19:37.560 --> 0:19:39.320 So he goes around his office and he does it. 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:41.000 But I want to kind of get all the original, 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:42.679 all the questions. I'm just going to keep going. I'm 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.720 not gonna I'm not going to do like get all 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:48.920 his answers. But there, here we go, Rachel. Yeah, this 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:54.600 is how we do it. Listen, that's my naturales j 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:59.359 I do know. Hey, Nikky, what did Biggie love it 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:03.119 when you called him? There you go? That is my 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:09.560 dream car man? Who Rachel? Yeah, nowadays everybody want to 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:14.800 talk shit. No, like they got something to say, but 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:17.000 nothing comes down when they move the lips. Just a 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:21.920 bunch of gibberish like chat's eminem. Right they forgot about Trey, right, 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:27.160 all right, I know that, Rachel. What did Destiny's Child say? 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:31.080 The club was at eleven thirty? What is it? Brody? 0:20:34.400 --> 0:20:39.480 Don't jump and johns? Okay, all right, all right, here 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:47.320 we go, Rachel. What did Marcy's playground smell? Oh, sex 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:54.200 and candy? Yes? Absolutely absolutely, Rachel. What was little bow 0:20:54.280 --> 0:21:03.159 Wow playing trumpets? I don't know that one trumpets thing, Rachel. 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:08.399 They see me rolling? Okay, there you go anyway, you 0:21:08.440 --> 0:21:10.560 get the idea. But anyway, this is what he does 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:14.160 all day in his car dealership with a microphone sticking microphones. Good, 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:16.600 good for him. Well you know what, Diamond on the 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:19.199 other show did that about five years ago. Yes, she 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.280 went around for a video and she asked, everybody, where's 0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:22.520 all your stuff? I was like, in a box to 0:21:22.560 --> 0:21:25.960 the left, right, in a box to the left. So 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:29.000 you get the reference or you don't get the reference anyway. 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:32.320 But but yeah, but DMX is not an age related thing. 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:37.000 DMX is not pop. He's popular. Okay, how many DMX 0:21:37.080 --> 0:21:43.360 popular New York? I know about popular? Well? By the way, 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:45.520 speaking of Broadway, did you see the Hamilton reunion the 0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:48.919 other night? It was so great? Yeah? The medley was 0:21:49.119 --> 0:21:54.159 with the original cast. Oh my god. And yeah they 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:56.480 had quite a few of the people. Way to name 0:21:56.520 --> 0:22:00.119 one of them? Yeah, t Diggs. Wait, who played mop It? 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:07.320 Aaron Burr? Sir, sir, I don't know. Lamar Oldham Lamar, No, 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:09.240 you had it? What's his name? No? Lam Alum is 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:14.399 a basketball player? No? Leslie otam Leslie otis Yeah? Is 0:22:14.400 --> 0:22:18.520 he related to Lamar? No? He's not, oh Leslie. Oh 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:21.600 it was great, It was great. I don't know if 0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:26.199 I should feel insulted or maybe this is just the 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:29.119 way Jen Alpha talks. They say what's on their mind 0:22:29.400 --> 0:22:32.600 and they're very awkward about it. I was honored to 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:36.960 be invited to my nephew Lucas's graduation, which is coming up. 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:40.719 I said, So I was at the house. Now, Now, 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:43.800 I was at the house on Saturday, at my sister's 0:22:43.800 --> 0:22:47.320 house and I said, hey, I said, oh, where's Lucas. 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:50.119 I want to thank him for the fourth and final ticket, 0:22:50.320 --> 0:22:52.240 because he had only had four tickets for graduation and 0:22:52.240 --> 0:22:54.040 he invited me. You knows, my sister and my brother 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:58.080 in law, his parents, my dad, that's three and he 0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:01.960 wanted to give me his fourth ticket. What do you 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:04.600 think this freaking kid said? When I said, hey, Lucas, 0:23:05.040 --> 0:23:07.480 thanks for the I want thank you for inviting me 0:23:07.760 --> 0:23:12.399 to your graduation. What do you think? He said, Brody? 0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:15.440 What would Brody say? If he's being a smart ass? 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:20.440 I had no one else to Everyone else said no, yeah, exactly, 0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:25.560 well he said, he goes, Well, you know, there really 0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:29.880 was no one else to ask, So I asked you, 0:23:30.160 --> 0:23:32.240 I want you. And like as he's saying that, he's 0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.320 he's like looking away from me, and I'm like, you 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:36.639 a little best and I'm not going to give you 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:40.560 that Nintendo switch. His mother made you made him invite 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:44.159 uncle Scary. No, she didn't. He chose me, but he 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:46.640 chose me because there was no one else to choose 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.280 and he didn't want to take it to go to waste. Wow, 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:52.280 that's a slap in the face. Maybe he should give 0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:54.320 him better gifts for the holidays. Hello, I told you, 0:23:54.320 --> 0:23:56.880 I'm giving him a Nintendo switch too, which I fucking 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.440 had to meet someone on a shady street in Newark 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:02.760 to I told you that story, right, I gotta yeah, 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:05.320 I gotta be honest, dude. Uh, the way he treated 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:07.400 you with this ticket, I wouldn't give him a Nintendo. 0:24:08.680 --> 0:24:10.720 I would switch the switch and give him something else. 0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:13.040 I'd give him a fucking night that Nintendo ninety six 0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:17.359 ninety five. Flip the switch. Good God, I flip the switch. 0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:19.080 I would take I sell the switch, get a lot 0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:20.600 of money, and buy him something for fifty bucks. A 0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:25.040 little bastard. But I guess that kid. I love him 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:28.760 to death. I'm his funkle. But but man, make something else. 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.960 It sounds like it sounds like you're his funkle. Oh oh, fuck, 0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:36.400 funkal scary. I really want you to come to my graduation. Hey, listen, 0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:38.000 I got this extra ticket. I tried selling it on 0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:39.679 a eBay. I couldn't even I couldn't give it away 0:24:39.960 --> 0:24:42.280 a Facebook marketplace. I got a couple of people interested. 0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:43.879 They never showed up. It's more like you want to 0:24:43.920 --> 0:24:48.240 go were like a f u uncle funkal Yeah, all right. 0:24:48.400 --> 0:24:50.680 I don't know, but maybe he's just taught that way 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:54.400 to just be just matter of fact and being honest 0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:57.240 brutally on a Wednesday graduate Is it a Wednesday graduation. 0:24:57.520 --> 0:25:00.640 It's a Monday graduation. Oh dude, advice. You gotta get 0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:05.400 my Monday give gift the Brook Glynn Voice Podcast. We 0:25:05.440 --> 0:25:10.840 will be right back. So remember, uh, maybe a year 0:25:10.840 --> 0:25:13.240 ago I told you about that when I went to 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:16.640 get my the the drivers it was actually at this point, 0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:18.879 I think it's two years ago. I went and got 0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.800 the driver's door arm rest replaced on my on my car. 0:25:22.960 --> 0:25:24.760 Mm hmm okay, the one the one at your left 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:27.560 arm leans on when you drive. Yep, o hey, driver's 0:25:27.640 --> 0:25:32.840 door arm rest. And if you remember when I went 0:25:32.880 --> 0:25:34.960 and got it done and my car was all done, 0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:37.040 I had gone to the movies to kill time. When 0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:39.919 I came back, the door arm rest was still broken, 0:25:40.480 --> 0:25:43.280 and the woman, the sales rep, was like, I don't understand. 0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:46.119 They fixed it. I said, I don't know, and then 0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:49.840 I looked they had replaced the center console arm rest, 0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:52.800 the one that's between the driver and the passenger. By mistake, 0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:58.040 that was an accident. Well yeah, well they thought for 0:25:58.040 --> 0:26:00.240 some reason that was the driver's arm rest, which it's not. 0:26:00.680 --> 0:26:04.160 It is the center console arm rest. So I had 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:05.880 to have them redo the arm rest, and they gave 0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:10.040 me a two year warranty on the armrest. Okay, the 0:26:10.160 --> 0:26:12.800 armrest broke again. Now the problem with my car, as 0:26:12.880 --> 0:26:15.120 much as I love my car, is it's a thin 0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:20.879 plastic underneath the leather, and then under the plastic is foam. Okay, 0:26:22.040 --> 0:26:25.040 So if you lean on the arm rest when you drive, 0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:28.159 after a couple of years, I guess the plastic cracks 0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:32.840 and you have an indentation for your elbow, which is 0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:35.760 not necessarily what you want on a relatively new car. 0:26:36.240 --> 0:26:39.520 So I've replaced that armrest three times. Well, when I 0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:41.680 brought it in to be replaced this time, they said 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:43.680 you're out of the two year warranty by three months. 0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:46.600 I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me. How 0:26:46.680 --> 0:26:49.480 much is the armrest three hundred and forty dollars installed? 0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:51.480 But you get another two year warranty with the car 0:26:51.520 --> 0:26:54.080 with the arm rest. Well, i'll tell you why I 0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:56.960 happen to be at the dealership. And I may have 0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.760 told you this. I did talk about this on the podcast. 0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:06.640 My passenger side, right side, passenger side, that's right, Yep, 0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:15.840 no scrubs TLC. Thanks No, I'm well aware. Nineteen ninety nine. Yes, yes, 0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:23.720 thank you. That headlight wasn't working. So again, all right, wallflowers, 0:27:24.560 --> 0:27:27.760 thank you on headlight. Thank you, thank you very much. 0:27:29.840 --> 0:27:32.320 Go ahead, when I say thank you, shouldn't you say 0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:36.679 thank you? Welcome a lot? It's more set yeah, okay 0:27:37.000 --> 0:27:40.679 or led Zeppelin? Right, don'ty a thank you? Okay? Anyway, 0:27:41.600 --> 0:27:44.960 So they're giving me a discounted price on the headlight repair. 0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:49.320 It's five hundred and forty dollars to replace the whole 0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:51.880 headlight because I'm a valued customer, which is very nice 0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:54.639 to them, very nice. And I have a recall for 0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:57.479 an airbag that from from Chrysler. They want me to 0:27:57.600 --> 0:27:59.520 get the air bag replaced as a recall on it. 0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.360 So I say to the guy, Hey, I can come 0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:05.520 in on Friday. If I come in around eleven thirty, 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:07.359 is that enough time to do the arm rest in 0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:10.560 the headlight and the air bag. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fine. 0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:13.520 We'll give you a right home and you'll come back 0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:15.520 at like six o'clock. We'll have the car for you know, 0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:18.480 almost seven hours. Yeah, we should have enough time, right right. 0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:22.399 I dropped the car off at eleven thirty. Scary is like, 0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:24.320 that was last Friday. He wants me to come and 0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:26.439 come back home. We'll do the podcast, that's right. I 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:30.119 remember this day. It took an hour to get taken 0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:32.480 care of and get home. They drove me home again, 0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:36.600 very nice, no complaints about that. So technically my car 0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:40.720 got checked in around noon. Okay, they call me and 0:28:40.760 --> 0:28:44.280 they say hey, now they called while we were recording 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:48.320 the podcast. I remember this very vividly. Scary saw my 0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:51.000 face dropping because I put him on hold. He saw 0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:53.960 me on the like as they're talking. So first they 0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:57.080 say to me, we're not going to be able to 0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.920 get the airbag done. It's too much work. And I said, well, okay, 0:29:00.920 --> 0:29:02.280 but you told me there was enough time. Yep, I'm 0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:03.320 not gonna have enough time. I have to come back 0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:05.280 for the air bag. I'm like, all right, I won't 0:29:05.280 --> 0:29:10.400 get the air beg done. That's fine, all right, no problem. 0:29:10.480 --> 0:29:12.840 So then they called me back again and I said, yeah, 0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:18.880 what's up your other headlight is not working properly. What well, 0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:22.400 we installed the right headlight, but the left, the driver's 0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:25.080 headlight that was working. Now that you have the other 0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:27.840 headlight working, you can see it's only at like fifty 0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:32.400 percent power. It's not bright enough to pass legal standards. 0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:35.840 It's not working. So whatever whatever went bad on your 0:29:35.840 --> 0:29:39.520 other one, this one is now slowly dying. I said, well, 0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:41.840 replace the bulb. Nope, we'ready tried that. It's not the bulb, 0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:45.240 it's the whole mechanism. It's another five hundred and something dollars. 0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:50.560 I was like, oh my god, come on, like, oh God, 0:29:50.800 --> 0:29:53.760 and theyrreputable. So I believe them. I do. They sent 0:29:53.800 --> 0:29:55.880 me a picture I could see that the light bulbs 0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:59.080 didn't match. I'm like, all right, they just you got 0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:01.240 a two year warranty on the one. Yes, it's like, okay, 0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:04.760 replace the other one. Fine. So I get there to 0:30:04.760 --> 0:30:06.200 pick up the car. They called me like, we're going 0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:07.840 to pick a drives and a driver to come get you. 0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:10.880 I go back and uh they said, listen, mister Brodi's 0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:14.120 will let you know we had a problem replacing the 0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:18.000 arm rest. What why do you inform me of this? 0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:24.360 They said, well, the box is marked left arm rest, 0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:30.239 but Chrysler shipped us a right arm rest. I'm like, 0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.240 I know, but you had the car all day. Why 0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:35.520 would you not tell me? Well, it didn't matter. There's 0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:36.800 nothing we could do about it, so we'll just let 0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:38.479 you know we didn't get the armrest done. They sent 0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:40.720 us the wrong part. Yeah, but you've had the part 0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:42.800 since since Tuesday. Why didn't you check it? Well, the 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:46.160 box was labeled wrong. I go, yeah, but you should 0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:51.560 check them up of errors or laziness, because they could 0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:53.880 have they could have troubleshot this, and they could have 0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:56.960 nipped the problem in the bud several days sooner. So 0:30:57.040 --> 0:31:00.360 now here you are Friday afternoon late and you and 0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:02.480 you would think it's six point thirty on a Friday. 0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:05.000 That's my only problem. Oh, no, scary, that's not the 0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:07.640 David Birdie movie you're watching. No, this is the Birdy 0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:10.400 movie you're watching. So I now go back to my 0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:13.680 car where all they've done is replace the two headlights. Right, 0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:15.560 And it's close to one thousand dollars because they gave 0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:17.080 me a discount on the second one, so it's almost 0:31:17.080 --> 0:31:21.160 one thousand dollars. Yep, And I walk around to the 0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:23.720 front of my car to see. Now, how great my 0:31:23.800 --> 0:31:26.680 car looks with two headlights. I'm very excited and I 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:28.440 look and I noticed something is a little bit wrong. 0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:31.280 Now did they color the gray on my car? Scary? No, 0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:33.800 because that way would have not been noticeable. And I 0:31:33.840 --> 0:31:36.040 walk in and I get the sales the rep for 0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:39.000 the service department. I go, OK, give me in, man, 0:31:39.960 --> 0:31:43.120 come over here. Look at my passenger side headlight, the 0:31:43.160 --> 0:31:46.000 one that wasn't working. Look how good it works. He's like, yeah, 0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:48.480 I goes, it's bright. Isn't that great? I have a headlight. Now, 0:31:48.720 --> 0:31:51.080 I was all worried about driving around one headlight. I go, 0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.800 now look at the Look at the driver's side headlight, 0:31:53.920 --> 0:31:55.800 the one that you told me I needed. That was 0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:59.280 working when I came in here. Scary dead as a doorknob. Yep, 0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:03.320 Now my car is winking with the other eye. What 0:32:03.360 --> 0:32:05.640 the I go, What the fuck? I don't know. I'm 0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:07.640 so sorry, but let me go talk to the technician. 0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:09.640 I'll be right back. He goes in the back. He goes, 0:32:09.880 --> 0:32:11.880 I'm sorry, man, it's six thirty on a Friday. Already 0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:14.440 went home. They go, all we wanted to do you 0:32:14.800 --> 0:32:16.680 close the next two days. I need a headline to 0:32:16.680 --> 0:32:20.120 see him Monday. He's like, well, he goes, mister Brody goes, 0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:23.080 don't worry about it. I assure you we will fix 0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:25.080 it for free. Did they know who you were? Did 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:28.400 they know you were David Brody? You would think they 0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:31.120 realized who I was. No, not, I'm nobody, but you 0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:33.160 would think they would remember me for the armrest incident 0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:35.880 two years ago and how they had it. They did 0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:38.600 the work for free. So I so, he says to me, 0:32:38.840 --> 0:32:41.640 don't worry, we'll fix it. No charge to you, sir. 0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:45.240 I said, no charge to me. That's awfully nice, considering 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:49.280 I already paid for it. He's trying to offer you. 0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.680 He's trying to offer you something that you you already 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:56.200 paid for. He's like, Oh, it's it's complimentary. Yeah, we're 0:32:56.240 --> 0:32:58.360 not going to charge you to fix it the right side, 0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:01.200 the right way the second time. Oh, because you thought 0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:02.520 I thought you were going to charge me. I was 0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:03.920 going to pay again to fix the right time when 0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:05.240 I didn't even know I needed to fix it, and 0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:06.440 I had to fix it when I came in. You 0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:08.680 called me up the headlight. I put it a headlight 0:33:08.720 --> 0:33:11.560 in and that doesn't even work. Not the exact same problem. 0:33:11.640 --> 0:33:14.200 But on the other side, you were replaced a working 0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:18.280 but dim headlight. Were they non working headlight? Sounds like 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.640 they were the dim't headlights. He said, sir, miss Rody, 0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.200 you bring it in next week, we'll take care of it. 0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.720 We'll do a rust job on it. I said, I 0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:29.400 don't think you understand how this works. If I have 0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.960 to give up my car again for an entire day 0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:36.560 went to fix the headlight a week, well, I have 0:33:36.640 --> 0:33:39.240 to wait now till the right, the correct left armrest 0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:42.120 comes in because that didn't get done. I said, So 0:33:42.160 --> 0:33:44.760 you were supposed to fix three things. You ended up 0:33:44.760 --> 0:33:47.600 fixing one of the three things, and I'm still back 0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:50.560 at square one with one headlight. I said, if you 0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:54.160 think I'm giving up my car again for nothing, you 0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:56.720 don't know about my free dessert theory. He says, what's 0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:59.480 your free dessert theory? So I say, if you burn 0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:01.280 my stake, you know, my friends get to eat dinner 0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:03.040 and then you bring me my steak an hour later. 0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:07.400 Do you think that's even no? I said, so they 0:34:07.440 --> 0:34:09.160 would give you the steak dinner for free, right, or 0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:11.000 they would give you free dessert. But they're not going 0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:13.520 to just go, oh, here's your steak twenty minutes later. 0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:15.280 So if you think you're going to fix my headlight, 0:34:15.360 --> 0:34:17.439 haveter giving up my car again for another full day 0:34:18.320 --> 0:34:22.279 just like that. That's not how it works. Well I don't, 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:23.480 I don't. I don't know what else I could do. 0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.440 I don't know. Did you show them up? What did 0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:27.400 you do? Did you tell them? Did you speak to 0:34:27.440 --> 0:34:30.680 the manager? Karen? What did you do? I'm not Karen. 0:34:30.719 --> 0:34:32.399 I said, here's what you need to do. You need 0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:34.480 to talk to the guy. He knows. I know the 0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:36.560 guy's name. I'm not going to say, here, talk to 0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:38.960 your boss because I already know. The boss did right 0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:41.440 by me the last time this happened. I like him 0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:43.200 very much. He's a great guy. This is the part 0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:46.759 where Dave Dave Roadie griep sodas that bitch, What did 0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:49.719 you take? So no, I didn't take anything. Uh huh. 0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:52.640 So he comes back. He says, I called the boss, 0:34:53.320 --> 0:34:54.880 and the boss says, when you come in to do 0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:58.240 your arm rest, we'll pay for it. The three hundred 0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.000 and fifty dollars arm rest now is on that way 0:35:00.160 --> 0:35:02.880 on the house. It's on the arm rest on the 0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:08.560 arm very good, so Slices. First of all, kudos to 0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:11.799 the dealership, although they made a mistake once pointed out 0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:15.239 to them and I explained to them the situation. I 0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:17.080 got a three hundred and fifty dollars door repair for 0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:20.000 free because they do the right thing, even though they 0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.600 didn't repair it the right way. My point is, Slices, 0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:26.080 don't get taken advantage of and don't give up your 0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:28.719 car and don't let them. You know. Look, they weren't 0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:30.920 trying to take advantage of me, but some people don't 0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:32.799 think about it and the way you should be thinking 0:35:32.840 --> 0:35:37.560 about it. So free dessert, Thank you very much, save 0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.799 myself three hundred and fifty dollars and I still have 0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:45.400 one headlight though, so scary and Brody, Well maybe you 0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:49.719 can help me, Brody, I'm an idiot. I can't help 0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:52.840 you with that. I'll be surprised by that information. For years, 0:35:53.000 --> 0:35:54.600 keep going by the way, we have unlimited time on 0:35:54.640 --> 0:35:58.359 this podcast for us for years, for years, No, for years, 0:35:57.600 --> 0:36:03.240 I had a terrible habit of plopping myself, plopping myself 0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:06.200 into my bed. I love, I love running up to 0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:08.520 my bed and just throwing myself on the bed because 0:36:08.520 --> 0:36:13.640 I have a temper pedic mattress. It's firm. No, not 0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:17.320 a client, not a client. I don't hear about sleepies 0:36:17.400 --> 0:36:20.920 or mattresses them or whatever. I feel like I didn't 0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:25.680 ever put any thought into my jumping on the bed, 0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:28.840 and just I thought that it would last forever. But 0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:32.920 finally the other day, I go to PLoP myself on 0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:37.320 my bed and I hear this giant crack of wood 0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:44.680 followed by a sagging of the mattress on one side. 0:36:45.440 --> 0:36:48.839 I broke my arm breast. It sounds like the fucking arm. 0:36:49.040 --> 0:36:51.560 That's why I'm bringing it up, because this is exactly 0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:59.480 what happened. Well, I'll say this, m I I looked 0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.240 under the thing. I broke the freaking wooden box spring. 0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:08.800 I broke the So now the wooden slats, the wooden 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:12.320 slats on the box spring are fucked up and I 0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:17.359 and I broke it. So now I'm screwed. I don't 0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:19.719 know what to do. It's my bed is out of warranty. 0:37:20.640 --> 0:37:22.600 I don't know what's going on. I don't know what, 0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:25.359 I don't know who if I should call someone, I know. 0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:29.600 I don't get free dessert because I incurred this issue. 0:37:30.040 --> 0:37:32.680 But dude, I gotta buy a whole new box spring, 0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.360 and I'm realizing the bed frame of the box spring. 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:37.680 Fuck it. It's a lot of money because it's all 0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:41.120 one piece. I'm fucked. Oh you want to have a 0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:45.400 captain's bed with drawers. I know there's no drawers, but 0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:49.520 the maybe it's just the slats. I don't know. No, 0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:52.560 it's it's the slats and it's the actual it's the 0:37:52.600 --> 0:37:56.120 actual like frame of the bed. It's fucked. I broke. 0:37:56.160 --> 0:38:00.359 I broke a wooden piece. I'm dead. Did you jump 0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.759 on this bed when you were fourth quarter scary? No? 0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:07.080 This was last week. No, I understand that. But over 0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:09.480 the years you must have yeah, yeah, yeah, you must 0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:12.880 have weakened the wood. So now I'm kind of screwed. 0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.560 So now you've always had week week wood in the bed. 0:38:15.600 --> 0:38:19.680 You should have known that, Hio. So I'm starting to google, like, 0:38:19.719 --> 0:38:20.960 all right, you know what, maybe it's time for a 0:38:21.000 --> 0:38:24.200 new bed frame. All right, First of all, you can't 0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:27.040 these play these bed frames. It's like, oh, here, you 0:38:27.080 --> 0:38:29.600 want to this one, this color? All right? You want some? 0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:32.120 You want you want this new model? All right? Awesome 0:38:33.440 --> 0:38:38.239 delivery within fifteen to eighteen weeks. I'm like, what, this 0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:40.759 shit's on back order? Bro? You know you know that 0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:44.320 this stuff that you order, like these furniture, these items 0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:47.879 are like three, four or five months away from getting here. 0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:51.200 That's crazy. Not if you go to Ikea and roll 0:38:51.239 --> 0:38:54.719 the flatbed hand cart day. I'm not buying an Ikea bed, 0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:58.400 no offense. I did that for my first because then 0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:00.200 I got to put it together. I'm not fucking sitting 0:39:00.200 --> 0:39:03.160 there with an Alan wrench putting shit together for five hours? 0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:06.359 What am I? What am I in college? No? I'm 0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:09.320 not buying an Ikea bed. I built all my furniture. 0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:11.640 I don't doing college, just do it. No, I don't 0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:14.399 want that. No, I feel like I've earned the right 0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:18.480 to man of the people, Swedish people. But still no, 0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:21.080 I don't know, man, I can't get an Ikea bed 0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:24.120 at this stage of my life. I need something more permanent, 0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:26.480 something that's Oh, you got yourself in an expensive bed. 0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:28.600 You broke the shit. I know, but I'm an idiot, 0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:30.879 That's what I'm saying. I opened this by saying I'm 0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:34.520 a butts. I should not have done that, and I 0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:38.680 a queen size or it's a queen right I don't know, 0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:40.239 but I don't want to wait. I don't want to 0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:44.759 wait fifteen weeks for a new bed Okay, paul A call. 0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:49.240 What where'd that come from? He said? I want to wait? Okay, 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:52.960 you Dick nineteen ninety seven boom, So I was thinking 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.000 of calling up. Well, I forgot where I got this. 0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:56.920 I think it was like Creighton Barrel or something. I 0:39:56.960 --> 0:39:59.160 don't even know. But what can I even tell them 0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:02.960 is it's expired. The warranties expire on dead due. You 0:40:03.040 --> 0:40:05.440 cracked the bed frame, you fucking jumped on it, your 0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:07.680 big good. But they don't know that. I can make up, 0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:13.000 make up a Brodie style story and be like, well, 0:40:13.040 --> 0:40:16.680 we're gonna say what qualifies what qualifies as as getting 0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:19.440 a new bed frame? This didn't. Isn't it like a 0:40:19.480 --> 0:40:24.200 lifetime guarantee on some of that ship? No? No, none 0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:29.840 of that has lifetime guarantees. No, no, sorry, no, you lose. 0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:32.920 Good day, sir, Good day, sir. And if somebody has 0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:35.279 a lifetime warranty on their box spring, okay, I don't 0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:38.080 know everything, but you don't not even a box spring. 0:40:38.080 --> 0:40:41.560 It's these these wooden slats. I don't know what to 0:40:41.640 --> 0:40:47.600 do are the slats replaceable when you're buy an Ikea 0:40:47.600 --> 0:40:49.640 bed like I used to have from my from from awesome. 0:40:49.880 --> 0:40:52.200 But the wood that's holding the slat in the actual 0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:54.839 frame is what's fucked up as well. The whole thing 0:40:54.920 --> 0:40:58.239 is screwed. I well, you could put a milk cred 0:40:58.280 --> 0:41:01.000 under it. Maybe I don't top it up, so there's 0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:03.200 a fall. So now when I lay down in the match, 0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:06.080 you get a cinder block under there. If I roll over, 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:09.080 I'm rolling uphill. It's fucking crazy. My bed is on. 0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:11.680 But look at it this way. You have less gray hair. 0:41:11.719 --> 0:41:15.000 Now do you have that going for you? I don't know. 0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:16.920 I don't know. Can you sleep? Can you sleep on 0:41:17.000 --> 0:41:20.800 Robin's side? I could, I could, but that that would 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:24.839 require me rewiring my whole I sleep on the right 0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:27.640 side of the bed. That's my that's my side. Now 0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:32.000 I got a cholesterol isn't it good for your heart rates? Oh? Yeah, no, 0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:33.799 we're not gonna We're not gonna go here again. And 0:41:33.840 --> 0:41:37.319 I'm not gonna get into arguments with the slices. But yeah, 0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:39.239 you need to you need to get you you need 0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:41.640 to get that fixed replaced. Whatever. You know, what a 0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:43.400 good corpenter could probably fix it for you. But the 0:41:43.400 --> 0:41:46.080 whir comes my question is cracked? Is the outside cracked? 0:41:46.440 --> 0:41:49.279 I gotta take it. If it's just the inside that crack, 0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:51.600 you can get a good corpenter to fix that. Fix 0:41:51.680 --> 0:41:55.480 the supports maybe. But what would I do? Like if 0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:57.759 I wanted where would I go? If I wanted a 0:41:57.800 --> 0:42:01.000 bed like now, a good quality bed? What would you do? 0:42:01.080 --> 0:42:03.680 All right? City high? Fuck you? All right, I'm trying 0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:06.440 to But where would I go? What would I do? 0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:08.719 Where would you go? I just told you you get 0:42:08.760 --> 0:42:11.600 a carpenter. No, if I wanted something new, if I'm 0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:13.839 gonna throw this thing out, start over again, because that's 0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:16.520 what I do again. I don't. I don't shop at 0:42:16.520 --> 0:42:18.520 the level of store like you're gonna go to Raymore 0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:21.080 and Flanagan. Are you gonna go to like Sava or 0:42:21.080 --> 0:42:22.600 you're gonna go I don't know. All I know is 0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:26.160 fucking these places like Wayfair even it's like, forget about it. 0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:29.160 Hold on, I've explained Wayfair to you, Yes you have. 0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:33.839 Wayfair is just a warehouse where they get shipped from 0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:36.239 other people's companies and they ship it to you and 0:42:36.280 --> 0:42:38.040 they tell you the shipping is free because they've worked 0:42:38.040 --> 0:42:41.240 it into the price. Almost everything on Wayfair is Google 0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:44.160 bull Google image it and find it somewhere else for 0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:48.520 less money. Wayfair doesn't make furniture. Wayfair is like Amazon 0:42:48.560 --> 0:42:51.640 for furniture. You like that chair, go buy the same 0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:54.839 chair somewhere else. Wayfair, we got shipped from somebody else 0:42:54.840 --> 0:43:01.120 that you need. You remember my own fair Way far Fair? 0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:02.919 Oh yeah, oh no, No, that was a whole big 0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:06.680 that was like three episode saga your way Fair story. 0:43:06.880 --> 0:43:10.800 But I'm just saying, where do you get great quality furniture? Okay? 0:43:10.840 --> 0:43:12.799 But now again, like if I wanted to go this 0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:15.719 weekend and have it delivered on Tuesday, how can I 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:19.040 do that? There are furniture stores in our area with 0:43:18.800 --> 0:43:22.320 a with like a guy's first name, and he sells 0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:25.160 furniture for like forty nine dollars. Oh that guy, That's 0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:27.520 not what you're looking for. Now looking for that guy? Right? 0:43:28.080 --> 0:43:32.200 You want a higher end piece of furniture. So now 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:35.200 there's some stuff at Macy's that's high end. That's higher end. 0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:37.920 They have a great furniture department at Macy's. And then 0:43:38.040 --> 0:43:40.120 and then and then their delivery time is very good. 0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:42.920 Uh again, I'm not doing a commercial here, but you can. 0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:46.240 I just mentioned a couple of names. There's Huffman Coos. 0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:47.879 I think maybe they went out of business, Huffan Kuh's. 0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:51.200 But Savavi is very boogie. You might like that. I 0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:53.040 don't know where you are bougie wise, as far as 0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:56.000 your bed frame, Like, are you Ray Moore and Flannagan boogie? Like? 0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:58.319 I know you're too boogie for Ashley Furniture. I know 0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:02.280 that Ashley's casual. It's not bougie. They have good stuff, 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:04.319 but it's not your level. You want stuff that breaks. 0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:08.719 All I want is something that's you know, modern, modern, contemporary, 0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:10.600 something that's you know whatever. All right, we don't have 0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:13.080 to discuss it here on this podcast. Google maps, on 0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:16.840 Google Maps and freaking Google boint. This is boring. I'm sorry, sorry. 0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:20.040 I thought maybe you'd have a quick, quick answer, quick fix. 0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:23.719 I don't shop, but you shop, all right. I like 0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.120 Ikea furniture. I put it together, it's good, and I 0:44:27.120 --> 0:44:28.680 don't jump on it because I know it's Ichia, So 0:44:28.680 --> 0:44:33.440 that's why it doesn't break. My algorithm on Instagram has 0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:39.799 been serving me videos of crows and ravens. Maybe your 0:44:39.960 --> 0:44:43.600 your phone is haunted. No no, no, no, No, I 0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:47.240 just watched a crow video. I was so like enamored, 0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.680 enthralled by it that I started swiping on it. And 0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:53.600 that now all I get our videos of crows. Do 0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:56.840 you know that crows are very very smart creatures? Do 0:44:56.880 --> 0:45:00.680 you know how you know that they actually learn behaviors 0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:03.560 and they actually like if you're mean to a crow, 0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:05.839 it will hold a grudge and it will come back 0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:11.360 and it will haunt you. Did you know that ravens 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:13.560 they you know, they speak. You can teach him to talk. 0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:16.920 But they're very very smart, very smart birds, probably the 0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:20.480 smartest that are out there. Are you going to disagree 0:45:20.480 --> 0:45:23.080 with me on this? No, I'm listening, I'm learning. I'm 0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:25.080 so excited the next thing that you've been sucked into 0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:29.719 that you you you scary gets passionate about the dumbest shit, dude, No, 0:45:29.880 --> 0:45:35.080 but crows, crows learn your behavior. Crows. If I saw 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:37.719 videos where if you feed a crow, if you feed 0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:41.799 a crow, it will become loyal to you and you 0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:44.200 will get on its good side. How odd? How odd 0:45:44.200 --> 0:45:45.960 that a pet would become loyal to when you feed it, 0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:47.799 it will be only all most animals will like that. 0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:51.400 It will befriend you but it will actually bring you gifts. 0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:54.920 The other animals don't do that. It will bring you 0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:59.600 a gift. Yeah, did you on your head? No? No? 0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:03.440 And you mean to it. It remembers you. It doesn't forget. 0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:06.120 It has a very good memory, so it knows and 0:46:06.160 --> 0:46:09.200 it can identify you, and it may it may bat 0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:12.400 you down if you if you do something mean to 0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:15.759 a crow, forget it? Is this going to be your 0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:17.600 new party staple you up to people at a party? 0:46:17.640 --> 0:46:20.400 You know? The crow is a very loyal and noble animal, 0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:24.520 but it's it's probably what other bird has those characteristics. 0:46:24.560 --> 0:46:28.640 It's a fascinating thing. It is a wonderful falcon. It's 0:46:28.640 --> 0:46:32.319 a wonder of nature. Homing pigeons that fly like ten 0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:34.440 thousand miles and come back with a note. You're not 0:46:34.480 --> 0:46:38.759 buying it. They're birds, like a lot of birds are 0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:41.480 smarter than we think. But how do they taste? What? 0:46:41.520 --> 0:46:45.000 Sauce and cheese? Is my question? All right? Would you 0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:49.640 eat crow parmesan? You're terrible, You're terrible. I'm just I'm 0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:54.279 just saying that's my algorithm is serving me these Uh. 0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.640 I knew you were going to say that. That's why 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:04.719 I pull slightly no, this is what's going on in 0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:08.200 my in my algorithm. I have to somehow get a reset, 0:47:08.400 --> 0:47:12.799 because well, it used to be you go to your 0:47:12.800 --> 0:47:16.319 search page on Instagram and then you long press one 0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:18.840 of the crow videos and then you click not interested. 0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:23.920 Oh that's how you get rid of shit. Like if 0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:26.719 you're on Instagram and you see a funny video like 0:47:26.800 --> 0:47:30.000 let's see you see a video like a guy eating dirt, 0:47:30.480 --> 0:47:32.319 and you click on it and watch it. Now, all 0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:34.160 of a sudden, your feed is going to be filled 0:47:34.160 --> 0:47:37.239 with guys eating guys eating dirty. So you could you 0:47:37.280 --> 0:47:40.440 could either take months of clicking on pizza videos so 0:47:40.480 --> 0:47:43.560 that the pizza videos overwhelmed the people eating dirt, or 0:47:43.600 --> 0:47:45.960 you can just long press on one of them in 0:47:46.040 --> 0:47:48.640 your in your discovery page and then you click on 0:47:48.760 --> 0:47:51.200 not interested, and then you won't get any more dirt videos. 0:47:51.200 --> 0:47:53.040 You need to stop with the crow thing because I 0:47:53.040 --> 0:47:55.239 feel like you're gonna become a crow guy. Oh oh, 0:47:55.320 --> 0:47:58.640 there's that guy. Is Anthony Skeary, Anthony Crowell, call him Antony. 0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.760 He's gonna talk about crows and out at the party, 0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:06.080 walk away, walk Away. Before this, it was what you 0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:08.360 get too enamored with whatever the newest thing on the internet. 0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:13.480 You see, dude's made mushroom pills. Oh path oh parents, 0:48:13.520 --> 0:48:16.120 they did the ones that talk. I love them. Dude, 0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:18.239 you gotta eat capuchin monkey ship. I saw a hard 0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:21.120 thing about it. You gotta eatcher monkey ship. It makes 0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.799 you very healthy. It's good for your skin. No really, Brodie, no, no, no, 0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:26.280 ro really the pooch and monkey ship. It's the best 0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:28.520 I got. You know, you just reminded me. I need 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:32.040 to I need to up my uh subscription. I need 0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:34.840 to read my subscription of my my line's made mushrooms. 0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:39.480 I forgot. Oh yeah, I forgot. That's how you know 0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:41.440 you're running out. And by the way, I know there's 0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:44.439 a Cooper Lowa monkey. I think they grow coffee beans 0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:46.279 and it's ship. You don't have to you don't have 0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:49.239 to Sla. I know about that. I know there's like 0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:52.040 a very expensive coffee. They they have the monkey eat 0:48:52.080 --> 0:48:54.480 the coffee beans and they shipped it out and then 0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:58.240 you use their ship as beans. No use the beans 0:48:58.280 --> 0:49:01.160 that come out of the ship. The beans the beans, right, 0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:04.160 so you basically inexpensive. It's like Cooper something I don't know, 0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:07.080 doesn't matter. When I worked in Starbucks. I heard about it, 0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:09.799 but it's very Again, people are weird. Who was the 0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:12.240 first guy thought of that? Oh, I have an idea. 0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.160 Let's let's have the oh he ate all our beans. 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:15.840 We'll just wait for them to come back. What about 0:49:15.840 --> 0:49:18.960 the uh the fish pedicure where you stick your your 0:49:18.960 --> 0:49:21.000 feet in the water and all the I'm not doing 0:49:21.000 --> 0:49:23.000 that either. Remember when everyone was doing that for a month? Yeah, 0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:25.920 all the fish will they nip the dead skin on 0:49:25.960 --> 0:49:28.400 your body, on you, on your on your feet. The 0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:30.759 dead skin on my feet is fine. I'm good with 0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:34.359 the dead skin on my feet. Okay, you are You 0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:39.440 are the scambony king. You just get Scamboni. Scamboni, Scamboni. 0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:42.319 That's what you do. You get scamboni. All right, I 0:49:42.360 --> 0:49:45.080 don't get scamboni. You get scambone. Yeah. I'll be right back, 0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:52.879 okay and take a time out. So scary. You ever 0:49:52.920 --> 0:49:56.239 have that fear when you're driving your car and you 0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:58.520 get that warning when there's fifty miles left before you 0:49:58.600 --> 0:50:01.680 run out of gas where it's his low fuel. Yes, okay, 0:50:02.120 --> 0:50:04.680 So the way my car works is when it gets 0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:06.480 to about because I have a little gauge on my 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:09.919 dashboard that tells you, we'll approximately how many miles left 0:50:09.960 --> 0:50:12.640 based on your average miles per gallon, and that can 0:50:12.640 --> 0:50:14.400 go up or down depending on if you're speeding, stopping 0:50:14.400 --> 0:50:17.200 at every red light, whatever, So it's an approximate. So 0:50:17.320 --> 0:50:20.880 I get I get the gas pump logo on my 0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:26.760 screen at fifty miles left. Okay, that's ample warning, ample warning. 0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:31.120 So I'm driving. I don't know. Earlier in the week 0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:35.000 I had to drive. I want to say about twenty 0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:39.480 five to thirty miles south of where I live. Okay, 0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:41.960 that what I was doing is for another time. I'll 0:50:42.000 --> 0:50:43.640 tell you the story. It's all part of my It's 0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:45.680 related to my phone issues, which I'll talk about at 0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:49.239 a later date. So as I as I'm going there, 0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:53.399 it's like, you know, twenty three miles to get there, 0:50:53.920 --> 0:50:55.759 and along the way it says you got fifty miles 0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:58.480 left before you're out of gas. So I'm like, oh, 0:50:58.680 --> 0:51:00.760 I can make it home because I got like twenty 0:51:00.760 --> 0:51:03.040 miles left and then twenty three back. That's forty three. 0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:07.040 I got fifty, no problem. So I go and I 0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:10.000 by the way I went to the town. Okay, okay, 0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:11.440 are you gonna tie out? You had a question I 0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:13.320 had a question. We'll give me a question. What it 0:51:13.320 --> 0:51:17.839 says fifty miles? Is it a true fifty miles? It's approximate. 0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:19.840 But again I did the math, and I'm like, oh, 0:51:20.040 --> 0:51:22.520 I really had like thirty nine miles thirty eight. I 0:51:22.760 --> 0:51:24.840 thought I had enough room forty miles. I'm gonna go. 0:51:25.120 --> 0:51:27.839 I'll get gas on the way home. I got enough, 0:51:27.880 --> 0:51:29.440 I got enough money to I have enough gas to 0:51:29.480 --> 0:51:32.239 get there and get back. But along the way I'll 0:51:32.560 --> 0:51:39.200 stop and get gas. So the fifty becomes forty, becomes thirty, 0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:42.239 becomes twenty, and then at some point it changes to 0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:46.800 low fuel. Low fuel means you have less than ten miles. 0:51:47.280 --> 0:51:49.760 That means go get fucking gas, idiot, that's what that means. 0:51:50.160 --> 0:51:53.960 It should say that, right. Well, I didn't notice that 0:51:54.000 --> 0:51:57.920 because I was blasting music and I was making phone 0:51:57.960 --> 0:52:02.200 calls or whatever. I get to my driveway, pull in, 0:52:03.040 --> 0:52:05.120 and as I'm looking i'm turning the car off, I 0:52:05.160 --> 0:52:08.000 see that it says low fuel and the gauge, the 0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:11.480 little red gauge for the fuel is on the gas 0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:16.000 tank logo. Uh on it. Oh shit, So I go. 0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:18.480 You know what I know? If I don't go back 0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:21.719 out and get gas. Now tomorrow when I go to 0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:24.799 leave the house, I'll forget and I'll want out a guess. 0:52:25.920 --> 0:52:30.960 So the nearest gas station in my house too, So 0:52:31.160 --> 0:52:34.680 if I drive to them, they're about five blocks away 0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:38.799 on the main road. So I turn, I go on 0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:41.279 the main road. There's a gas station on the right. 0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:43.160 And you don't care about prices at this point. You're 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:45.440 just going for the nearest gas station. I'm going to 0:52:45.480 --> 0:52:48.480 get five bucks just to get me to the Okay. 0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:52.160 So there's a gas station on the right, which is 0:52:52.200 --> 0:52:54.359 on my side of the road, and there's a gas 0:52:54.360 --> 0:52:56.800 station on the left. Now, the gas station on the 0:52:56.840 --> 0:53:01.560 left is you have to make a left and cross 0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:04.880 two lanes of oncoming traffic to get to it. Okay. 0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:08.879 So I'm on the I'm on the right side. I'm 0:53:08.880 --> 0:53:11.400 in the middle lane, and I can't get over to 0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:15.000 the right. And as I'm about two blocks two blocks 0:53:15.000 --> 0:53:20.399 away from the gas stations, my car starts going, Oh 0:53:20.400 --> 0:53:22.680 my god, I feel like, you know, like when your 0:53:22.680 --> 0:53:25.480 feed a slipping on the ice. Yeah, I feel like 0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:29.279 my engine is slipping. Shit. I'm like, holy shit, I 0:53:29.320 --> 0:53:35.759 am almost I'm basically on fe Wow. So I I 0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:38.719 I'm going I'm going like thirty five miles an hour, yeah, 0:53:38.840 --> 0:53:41.720 maybe close to forty. So I put the car in neutral, 0:53:41.719 --> 0:53:43.800 I make sure their conditioning is off, and I'm coasting. 0:53:44.640 --> 0:53:46.480 I'm coasting the next block and a half to the 0:53:46.520 --> 0:53:48.600 gas stations, and I'm giving a little bit of gas 0:53:48.640 --> 0:53:53.000 and it's going, oh, I'm not getting much engine power. 0:53:53.120 --> 0:53:55.879 That is fucking So as I'm pulling up, now I can, 0:53:56.160 --> 0:53:57.880 by the way, is that how is that how it happens? 0:53:58.040 --> 0:54:01.600 Because it's never happened to mate, but gohead. So I'm rolling. 0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:05.359 I'm basically momentum is taking me the last block. And 0:54:05.400 --> 0:54:07.120 as I'm pulling up, I can see the pricing on 0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:10.000 the two gas stations. I can see that the gas 0:54:10.000 --> 0:54:12.160 station on the right is thirty cents a gallon more 0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:15.760 than the gas station on the left, Brody, And although 0:54:15.880 --> 0:54:17.799 I should have just slide it slid into the one 0:54:17.800 --> 0:54:20.839 on the right, of course, I've decided I'm gonna try 0:54:20.840 --> 0:54:23.960 to make it on the left. You cheap bastard, And 0:54:24.000 --> 0:54:26.360 you're talking about five dollars. All you're gonna do is 0:54:26.360 --> 0:54:29.160 put five dollars in. I understand that. So I go 0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:31.600 to the to go to the right, to the gas 0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:34.399 station that's more expensive. And there's a car on my right. 0:54:34.440 --> 0:54:36.520 He won't he won't let me in, and I can't. 0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:39.680 I can't slow down because I'm going on momentum. Is 0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:43.480 it worth a dollar? Fifty? Scary? I couldn't get over 0:54:43.560 --> 0:54:47.080 to the right. I couldn't. Okay, at this point, it's 0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:48.799 too late. Now there's a car next to me, and 0:54:48.800 --> 0:54:51.480 I can't nothing I can do. I can't speed up 0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:53.879 and pass him if I hit the if I hit 0:54:53.920 --> 0:54:56.959 the brake, I can't go behind him. So I've got 0:54:56.960 --> 0:55:00.000 to now glide into the gas station on the left 0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:03.960 with this oncoming traffic. So as I'm approaching the red light, 0:55:04.120 --> 0:55:08.000 I can either stop or make the left. Shit. Luckily, 0:55:08.800 --> 0:55:11.239 the last car passes me on the other side of 0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:14.279 the road and there's an opportunity to turn just as 0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:17.680 I'm gliding. So I turned the wheel. I crossed the road. 0:55:17.800 --> 0:55:20.160 Oh my god, not very fast. By the way, there's 0:55:20.200 --> 0:55:23.279 this cars coming still and I just make it up 0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:26.440 the little lamp to the gas station. Up and the car. 0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:30.120 Scary stop by the pump. I'm done. I am completely 0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:32.839 out of gas and I just made it to the pump. 0:55:32.880 --> 0:55:35.200 This is not an exaggeration has never happened to me before. 0:55:35.280 --> 0:55:40.200 So I got gas, you got gas. Now I said 0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.000 that this didn't happen to me. But now that I'm 0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:45.600 jogging my memory when I was in college, even even 0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:47.960 your memory doesn't jog, let's be saying, why you fuck you? 0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:51.040 I was up in college. We know we were not 0:55:51.080 --> 0:55:54.320 at college. We were visiting Ithaca for a TV radio convention. 0:55:54.920 --> 0:55:56.560 And it was me and a couple of my friends 0:55:56.600 --> 0:56:01.720 in the stang. And similarly, we were running out of gas, 0:56:01.760 --> 0:56:04.800 and we were running on fumes, and so I remember 0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:06.879 the engine sputtering. So now that you tell me this, 0:56:07.040 --> 0:56:11.040 it does bring back this memory of us getting off 0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:17.440 the exit. Luckily it was on the ramp, was going down. 0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:20.480 We're going down off an exit, got a hill the 0:56:20.600 --> 0:56:23.280 car right, yep, we had a head start. The car 0:56:23.440 --> 0:56:28.600 was rolling down the hill around the curve and right similarly, 0:56:29.160 --> 0:56:32.759 right up to the gas station was right there on 0:56:32.840 --> 0:56:35.759 the corner at the bottom of the friggin' ramp, and 0:56:35.800 --> 0:56:39.080 we rolled right up. But it stopped about seven or 0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:42.719 eight feet short of it, like no gas, and two 0:56:42.760 --> 0:56:44.320 of the guys had to get out of the car 0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:47.800 and push me over to the pump. I fucking remember 0:56:47.840 --> 0:56:49.520 this now, because at first I was like, this never 0:56:49.520 --> 0:56:51.359 happened to me, but oh my god, it did so 0:56:52.040 --> 0:56:55.200 in the exact same fashion. Now luckily I had people 0:56:55.200 --> 0:56:57.200 with me in the car, and now it didn't roll 0:56:57.280 --> 0:56:59.560 up in front of the tank, but it was like right, 0:56:59.719 --> 0:57:01.479 it was like seven or eight feet away from the tank. 0:57:01.560 --> 0:57:04.560 They had to push my car to the actual tank. 0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:08.520 Talk about just in the nick of time, I did 0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:14.919 you did? Fuck you? He did talk about it, that's right. 0:57:16.320 --> 0:57:18.560 So yeah, it did happen to me back in the day. 0:57:19.240 --> 0:57:20.960 Let me tell you what happened to the post office today. 0:57:21.280 --> 0:57:23.080 So I get on the right line. There's two lines, 0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:25.160 the left line and the right line, and they're helping me, 0:57:25.280 --> 0:57:29.360 no problem. And a guy walks in with anybody waist 0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:34.000 and ah your face. Yeah, he's got what looks like 0:57:34.080 --> 0:57:37.680 a typical envelope for like a birthday card, a bright 0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:40.400 color and it's a stamp on all ready to go. 0:57:40.840 --> 0:57:42.840 And he walks up to the guy and the guy's 0:57:42.840 --> 0:57:44.920 got the plexiglass you know, like don't sneeze on me 0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:47.640 plexiglass yet the little opening at the bottom and slip 0:57:47.680 --> 0:57:50.640 things in and he goes, uh, I need to make 0:57:50.640 --> 0:57:55.040 sure this goes out today. The guy's like, yeah, yeah, 0:57:55.080 --> 0:57:56.560 he goes, I need to go out by five o'clock. 0:57:56.600 --> 0:57:59.200 It's got to go out today. So the guy posted 0:57:59.240 --> 0:58:00.840 it goes yeah, all the male was out of five o'clock. 0:58:01.360 --> 0:58:03.960 He was, no, I'm serious, he is to go up today. 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:07.560 So first thing I'm thinking is this guy forgot somebody's 0:58:07.600 --> 0:58:11.040 birthday and he's mailing the card late. Second of all, 0:58:11.160 --> 0:58:12.320 you know how like you go up to a guy 0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:14.520 and you're like the major d at a restaurant goes, hey, 0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:16.760 may poll give me a table over by the window, 0:58:16.800 --> 0:58:18.400 and you slip them like you slip him in Tanner 0:58:18.440 --> 0:58:21.080 or twenty whatever. That's what this guy was. It was. 0:58:21.120 --> 0:58:22.680 It looked like he was gonna slip him at twenty 0:58:22.720 --> 0:58:24.560 to make sure that the mail when he's like, hey, guy, 0:58:24.720 --> 0:58:28.439 this needs to go. Make make sure you get today. Yeah, 0:58:28.640 --> 0:58:31.480 make sure that there's no mistakes here. Like this guy 0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:35.479 like he's gonna get like his sister is never gonna 0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:38.320 talk to him again or whatever, like somebody's gonna get 0:58:38.320 --> 0:58:41.120 this his mother's birthday card the way. But he was like, 0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:46.960 you know, hey, my guy, make sure this goes out today. Hey, yeah, 0:58:47.040 --> 0:58:49.080 you want your You're gonna break your fucking legs? Is 0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:51.560 it one of those guys that's the vibe. But well, no, 0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:54.360 the vibe was like, here's a little something for your lady, 0:58:54.400 --> 0:58:56.800 buy us something nice, like except he didn't slip the 0:58:56.800 --> 0:58:59.120 guy any money. That's the vibe he was given. He 0:58:59.200 --> 0:59:03.360 was getting. He was giving bribery vibes, but yeah, without 0:59:03.400 --> 0:59:06.120 the actual care like like like, hey, make sure nothing 0:59:06.120 --> 0:59:08.160 happens to my call while you're parking in the garage. 0:59:08.720 --> 0:59:11.600 This is the US post Office we're talking about. Yeah, 0:59:11.640 --> 0:59:13.360 but he's talking to the guy like why wouldn't it 0:59:13.400 --> 0:59:15.200 go out at five o'clock. He's like, make sure this 0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:17.360 goes out at five o'clock because like all the male 0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:19.160 goes at five o'clock, we empty the bins, it all 0:59:19.200 --> 0:59:22.880 goes out. He goes, yeah, but seriously, so he was 0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:25.280 trying to He's trying to sweet talk the guy into 0:59:25.320 --> 0:59:28.040 making sure that he does him the favor, almost like 0:59:28.480 --> 0:59:31.680 he wasn't gonna do it anyway. It's like going to 0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:34.880 McDonald's and saying, hey, give me a quarter pounder. Make 0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:39.280 sure it's extra lean, Like the kid behind the counts 0:59:39.280 --> 0:59:43.280 were like, yeah, no problem, quarter pounder, extra lean slice thin, 0:59:43.520 --> 0:59:47.040 gotcha cover. There's certain places you can't ask for favors, 0:59:47.600 --> 0:59:49.000 you know what I mean. You can't go to hey, 0:59:49.040 --> 0:59:51.800 Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, hey, listen the pizza. Make it 0:59:51.880 --> 0:59:54.800 extra crispy the way I like the fuck you put 0:59:54.840 --> 0:59:56.800 on a conveyor belt. You're lucky you don't get spin on. 0:59:57.120 --> 0:59:59.920 It's Chuck E Cheese. You're like, hey, make sure hate bell, 1:00:00.040 --> 1:00:03.640 make sure this goes out before you do the right thing, 1:00:04.400 --> 1:00:06.000 the right thing. Yeah, you're a good guy. You seem 1:00:06.040 --> 1:00:07.440 like a good guy. Right, you got a family, you 1:00:07.440 --> 1:00:09.680 do know, nothing happen in a family, right right, make 1:00:09.720 --> 1:00:12.560 sure this goes out by five. We grew up or slices. 1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:16.000 We grew up around this. This was our whole childhood. Yeah, 1:00:16.240 --> 1:00:18.160 I'd hate for something. I'd hate for something to happen 1:00:18.120 --> 1:00:21.880 in a little post office here didn't go out? Is 1:00:21.920 --> 1:00:25.200 that is that your Mercedes parked downside? Something happening is 1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:28.800 plea pleading to a government agency. This isn't like some 1:00:29.480 --> 1:00:34.200 side alley sister fucking transaction. This is hey, hey guy, 1:00:34.280 --> 1:00:37.440 the government. This is the post office. Hey guy, who 1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:39.440 do I got to talk to him to get this? 1:00:39.440 --> 1:00:43.040 This to go out by five o'clock. Solid, You do 1:00:43.160 --> 1:00:46.000 me solid? So all the male goes out of five o'clock. No, seriously, 1:00:46.000 --> 1:00:47.920 between you and me, This guy right here may and talk. 1:00:48.000 --> 1:00:50.560 Look me and I got got it. Sometimes people just 1:00:50.720 --> 1:00:53.480 like the idea that they're getting special treatment, that you're 1:00:53.560 --> 1:00:56.400 treating them extra special. They just have that in them, right. 1:00:56.760 --> 1:01:01.720 They want they want to think that they are getting 1:01:01.720 --> 1:01:04.600 ahead of everybody else or you know that's all right, 1:01:05.680 --> 1:01:07.440 all right, brody, come on, man, lay it on me. 1:01:07.560 --> 1:01:12.720 How the hell did we reach Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange? Okay, 1:01:12.840 --> 1:01:15.800 So step one is that you have to let me go. 1:01:15.920 --> 1:01:17.720 Let me go in reverse order. No, I'll go, I'll go. 1:01:17.920 --> 1:01:19.920 I'll go in and in the front ar. First of all, well, 1:01:19.960 --> 1:01:22.240 I do have another I do have a question. Okay. 1:01:22.280 --> 1:01:24.040 You said you might have thought of another country that 1:01:24.080 --> 1:01:27.320 starts Is there another? Maybe there's no, Maybe it's a trap. 1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:30.960 And once you get into that hole, there is no other. 1:01:31.040 --> 1:01:32.920 There is no other country that starts with the letter D. 1:01:33.680 --> 1:01:37.760 There are there's three or four, like Jibooty is D Jamascus, right, 1:01:37.840 --> 1:01:42.680 but Damascus is city city? Okay, so booty but still 1:01:42.800 --> 1:01:45.680 but the point but the point is you're most likely. Okay, 1:01:45.720 --> 1:01:47.960 so you're most likely to say Denmark if I tell 1:01:47.960 --> 1:01:50.880 you to if if if the number was a four, right, 1:01:50.960 --> 1:01:53.120 your number I guess was a four because you said Denmark, right, 1:01:53.520 --> 1:01:57.680 number three, most likely Denmark. Hold on. But but when 1:01:57.720 --> 1:02:00.480 I told you to add the numbers together, eventually your 1:02:00.520 --> 1:02:04.160 number was is four because ABC is correct four and 1:02:04.240 --> 1:02:06.680 Denmark ends in a K. Now, unless you say koala, 1:02:06.920 --> 1:02:11.080 you're most likely to say kangaroo, right, yeah, okay, the 1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:14.000 kangaroo ends with an o. And if you say oh, 1:02:14.120 --> 1:02:16.720 you're most likely to say orange as a fruit, correct, 1:02:16.800 --> 1:02:20.000 as opposed to what are the fruits? Right? Now, here's 1:02:20.040 --> 1:02:23.840 where the math is the magic part. Because I told 1:02:23.840 --> 1:02:26.080 you to pick any number from one to ten. Well, 1:02:26.120 --> 1:02:28.439 the interesting thing about all numbers from one to ten, 1:02:29.120 --> 1:02:33.880 when you multiply them by nine, you get what nine 1:02:33.920 --> 1:02:36.960 times one is one? Yep, I'm sorry. Nine nine times 1:02:37.000 --> 1:02:40.200 one is nine right? Yep? Nine times two was how 1:02:40.280 --> 1:02:43.400 much scary? Nine times two is eighteen and eight and 1:02:43.400 --> 1:02:46.600 one together all they all add up to nine. So 1:02:47.040 --> 1:02:50.320 my number was My number was three. So nine times 1:02:50.360 --> 1:02:53.360 three is twenty seven seven and that's nine. Wait, nine 1:02:53.360 --> 1:02:57.280 times four is thirty six hold on right. Nine times 1:02:57.320 --> 1:02:59.520 any number from one to ten, the digits will add 1:02:59.600 --> 1:03:01.880 up to nine. Nine times nine is eighty one eight 1:03:01.920 --> 1:03:04.840 and one is nine. Then I tell you to subtract 1:03:04.880 --> 1:03:07.640 five from that number, which I already know it's nine. 1:03:07.760 --> 1:03:11.280 It's four, right, automatically, everyone, it's all the same. Now 1:03:12.880 --> 1:03:16.840 fill bring you to four, which is Denmark, which is kangaroo, 1:03:17.000 --> 1:03:22.439 which is orange. You're welcome, But I've heard the same joke. 1:03:22.960 --> 1:03:25.000 Now if I told you to subtract four, then it 1:03:25.000 --> 1:03:26.920 would be elephant. I want to know if there were 1:03:26.960 --> 1:03:32.280 slices that didn't get Denmark, kangaroo and orange, because if 1:03:32.280 --> 1:03:37.920 anyone said jabooty or koala, well, okay, well it has 1:03:37.960 --> 1:03:40.520 to start with that one. Then the D start with 1:03:40.560 --> 1:03:44.320 the D. Countries that start with the letter D doesn't 1:03:44.360 --> 1:03:48.120 always start with the letter with countries that start with 1:03:48.320 --> 1:03:51.800 letter D. Right, right, it's four. There's like four. Djibouti 1:03:51.920 --> 1:03:54.200 is one of them, and then Denmark, and is that right? 1:03:55.320 --> 1:03:58.880 There's not many, which is why you thought of Denmark, Djibouti. Dominica, 1:03:59.000 --> 1:04:02.920 Dominican Republic, right, Dominican Republic. So you would have fucked 1:04:02.920 --> 1:04:07.040 on those. Well if you said Dominican Republic, then you 1:04:07.040 --> 1:04:10.360 would have said see for cat. Yes, but the unless 1:04:10.360 --> 1:04:15.200 you're from the Dominican Republic, most people say Denmark. Wow. 1:04:16.360 --> 1:04:18.320 And that's why it works almost all the time. The 1:04:18.360 --> 1:04:22.040 math is mathing. Thank you so much. Nine times any 1:04:22.120 --> 1:04:23.840 number from one to ten, the digits will led up 1:04:23.840 --> 1:04:29.000 to nine. I feel brighter today, do you I feel? 1:04:29.240 --> 1:04:32.440 Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson had no idea why the thing works. 1:04:32.440 --> 1:04:34.680 He just knows it works and didn't take two minutes 1:04:34.720 --> 1:04:37.880 to take Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh 1:04:37.880 --> 1:04:39.360 my god, how did you know that? It's amazing. I'm 1:04:39.360 --> 1:04:41.000 gonna try that out other people like you just did 1:04:41.400 --> 1:04:43.080 so slices day. You go go back and listen to 1:04:43.120 --> 1:04:44.800 the beginning of the podcast. I wanted how I did it? 1:04:45.200 --> 1:04:47.120 But again, pick a number from one to ten, multiply 1:04:47.160 --> 1:04:48.720 it by nine. Take the two digits that you end 1:04:48.800 --> 1:04:51.600 up with, whatever digits one digital two digits, ad them together, 1:04:51.920 --> 1:04:54.480 which is always going to be nine. Subtract five. It's 1:04:54.480 --> 1:04:56.720 always going to be four. Uh you say, Now, the 1:04:56.760 --> 1:04:59.640 corresponding letter in the alphabet is not telling anybody, but 1:04:59.640 --> 1:05:02.240 it's alway going to be D. What what country starts 1:05:02.240 --> 1:05:04.560 with that letter? What? And what is the last letter 1:05:04.560 --> 1:05:07.760 of that country? What animal starts with that letter? What? What? 1:05:07.760 --> 1:05:10.040 What letter is the end of that animal? What fruit 1:05:10.080 --> 1:05:12.800 starts that work? And it's always Denmark kangaroo orange? That's 1:05:12.800 --> 1:05:14.640 your Dominican Republican And then you gotta keep it. But 1:05:14.880 --> 1:05:18.600 Denmark seems obvious. But k what if you what? What 1:05:18.640 --> 1:05:22.040 if you say? You said koala? Any other k animals? No, 1:05:22.040 --> 1:05:24.120 nobody is going to think of anything but kangaroo and 1:05:24.240 --> 1:05:27.680 maybe koala and then okay, so then and then and 1:05:27.720 --> 1:05:31.200 then orange for oh yeah, you got them there too. 1:05:31.360 --> 1:05:34.160 What is oh? What? What's what's fruit that starts with? Oh? 1:05:34.240 --> 1:05:36.480 Other than orange? You can you can google it, people, 1:05:36.520 --> 1:05:39.480 But my point is that, but the common answers Denmark 1:05:40.240 --> 1:05:43.720 kangaroo orange? All right, Brody, you know why? You know 1:05:43.720 --> 1:05:46.800 why it works? Scary because everyone's thinking, he'll never guess 1:05:46.800 --> 1:05:50.600 my number. Yeah, that's number. Guess I know what your 1:05:50.640 --> 1:05:52.680 number is? Nine? And then I subtract five. It's four. 1:05:53.480 --> 1:05:58.640 It's brilliant. Hey, Happy Father's Day, Happy fathers. Thank you 1:05:58.720 --> 1:06:05.720 very much. Well you got any big plans for Father's Day? Maybe? Maybe? Whatever? Whatever? 1:06:05.760 --> 1:06:07.640 I get surprised with we'll see all right. I hope 1:06:07.680 --> 1:06:11.160 you get I hope you get a Nintendo switch to No, 1:06:11.280 --> 1:06:14.800 I still can scary wink wink. Yeah, maybe I should 1:06:14.800 --> 1:06:18.720 reroute this gift. Yeah, I'm taking my dad out to 1:06:18.760 --> 1:06:22.240 a restaurant, so I uh, it's gonna be hopefully. When 1:06:22.240 --> 1:06:23.480 he told him you were taking him out, did he 1:06:23.520 --> 1:06:25.000 roll his eyes like I wish there was somebody else 1:06:25.040 --> 1:06:28.040 that could take me? No? Why why would he do 1:06:28.160 --> 1:06:32.280 that the same way Lucas ship on you? Oh yeah, 1:06:32.400 --> 1:06:34.720 I want to see you know that should be a feature. 1:06:34.960 --> 1:06:38.440 What awkward thing did Lucas say to me? And by 1:06:38.520 --> 1:06:41.200 the way, is your brother taking your father out? Well? 1:06:41.240 --> 1:06:43.760 Your sister taking your father out? Oh yeah, there's three 1:06:43.760 --> 1:06:46.960 of us at the table. That's right, we're all going out. Yeah, 1:06:47.200 --> 1:06:49.200 I don't want to slide. By the way, the second book, 1:06:49.280 --> 1:06:51.520 your father out, he gets the credit my dad. Well 1:06:51.520 --> 1:06:53.960 wait a second, my my brother is a father too. 1:06:54.000 --> 1:06:57.720 How does that work when the bill comes? Well, I 1:06:57.720 --> 1:06:59.560 don't know, you're the only non Well, your sister and 1:06:59.640 --> 1:07:01.760 you have to ship in and paying for yours also 1:07:01.800 --> 1:07:05.120 got her husband, Fernando, he's a dad. That's problem. That's 1:07:05.120 --> 1:07:08.880 not you have that he's in the highway. That's his problem, 1:07:08.920 --> 1:07:10.640 so do I. But do I owe my brother? Do 1:07:10.680 --> 1:07:13.960 I owe my brother something because it's Father's Day? No, 1:07:14.040 --> 1:07:16.200 you should wish him a happy Father's Day and also 1:07:16.640 --> 1:07:18.960 thank him for taking up the slack so that your father. 1:07:19.280 --> 1:07:24.560 Just wait a second, Do I owe my brother or 1:07:24.560 --> 1:07:27.960 anything because he No, he's not your father, but he 1:07:28.240 --> 1:07:31.160 is a father. Doesn't matter, you don't, so, so I'm 1:07:31.160 --> 1:07:39.440 a father, Get me a gift. We gotta go. The 1:07:39.480 --> 1:07:45.320 boys from Denmark with the kangaroo had been Orange boys. 1:07:50.040 --> 1:07:50.200 Ye