WEBVTT - Calcium Is Not A Vitamin 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:00.760 Mike is on. 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:02.520 Yeah, you see your levels? Andy? 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:04.200 What all? 0:00:04.320 --> 0:00:16.239 IU? No way, you know, we just need shorter ones. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.880 We need new shorter ones. I know we had Brody 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:21.560 on last week discussing, so Brody, if you're listening to this, 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.079 please get us a few that are you know? Maybe 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:26.880 I don't know. Ten seconds, ten seconds? Yeah, that's okay. 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:30.000 Why don't you just cut it yourself? Oh no, it's 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:34.120 just this is the Serial Killers and. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.960 You can't mess with people's artwork. You can't. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:38.120 Something tells me Brodie would be fine with it because 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:38.839 we're still playing it. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.120 I don't think he would. You can't mess with stuff. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:42.760 I think he'd be fine with it. I just think 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.120 that you're lazy and don't want to do it. But anyway, 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.000 Welcome to Killers. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:51.560 This episode one today is Monday, August. I don't know 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:56.240 what it is, sixteenth. Welcome to Monday August sixteenth. Andy, 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.520 you're back from your trip. I am trip. 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:02.840 Well technically I was back last Monday. But what technically 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:04.120 I was back last Monday. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:06.280 It's too much for my head to understand. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.240 Yeah, clearing, this is Serial Killers. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.640 It's the podcast where we try cereal, we eat it, 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:12.160 and we talk about it and we rate it and 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:15.400 we think inside the box, wow, yes, all those things. 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:18.120 Speaking of box, we have to thank our listener Jamie Moon. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.200 Huh okay, because Jamie Moon is out of control. And 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.400 you see that box right there, Oh, that huge one. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:27.200 The huge box is full of cereal. There's like thirty 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.840 cereals in there. We've done half of them, I know. 0:01:30.000 --> 0:01:32.319 You know what. The website is a little wonky on 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:35.000 a few things. We have to get that corrected. But 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:37.000 there's some stuff in there that is great. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.679 And we have You can talk to Newman right so, well, 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.480 his name is other Scott, so we'll get to it. 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.880 He prefers Newman. He told us via text this. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.840 Is our podcast and we'll call them what we. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:49.240 Is, IRO podcast. All right, this is on Iron Podcast. 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:50.840 So I heard you brought some cereal back from the road. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:51.280 Where is it? 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.400 I forgot. I don't know where I sent it. I 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.680 went to the FedEx and I shipped it. But then 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.560 it's not any of these boxes that I shipped. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:58.800 How many boxes did you ship? 0:01:59.000 --> 0:01:59.680 Uh? 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.080 There's only three here. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.160 So maybe Gandhi went to some okay, or some went 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.640 to Gandhy. So I think Gandhi has my cereal. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:07.560 Got it. Well, it's a good thing that I have 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:08.840 cereal and we have lots of it. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.680 They were real cool, I'm telling you that much. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.359 They were. Were they name brand cereals? 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:17.960 Uh No, these were like California granola cereals, even though 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:21.280 I think I bought them in like Arizona. One of 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.640 them came in what looked like an old like a 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.000 milk crate, like an old milk box. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:27.720 Okay carton, Yeah, that thing. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.080 It was like this big and you like poured it 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.320 and I was wondering how it worked. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.920 But all right, well, lucky for you, I have cereal. 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:35.520 Thank you. 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:38.240 And in the last episode you were very excited that 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:39.920 we were going to do this cereal in this episode. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:40.800 Do you remember what it was? 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.640 Honestly, it was only a week ago, sir, No, it wasn't. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.280 It was like three weeks ago. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.160 All right. So it's the latest in the Kellogg's line 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.280 of mashup cereals. 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:55.000 Oh is it frosted flakes x apple Jacks? 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.040 Yes, it is frosted flakes and applejacks. It's the mashup. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:02:58.720 Yay. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.680 You were excited for it. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:00.720 I am. I'm still excited. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:04.919 Yeah, now we've done frosted flakes and fruit loops that 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.080 you can't get anymore. Now they're on to frosted flakes 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:07.680 and applejacks. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:08.839 Okay, And it's funny. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.520 Because a few weeks ago, you know, I take surveys, 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:15.320 So Kellogg's emailed me a survey and I filled it 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.840 out and it wanted to know what the next mashup 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.919 should be. And apparently they're just using frosted flakes as 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.280 the base. So it's other cereals that will go along 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:25.839 with frosted flakes. And I chose Coco Crispies because I 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:27.320 thought that would be interesting. 0:03:26.960 --> 0:03:28.520 That that is a good one. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.600 So hopefully that will be the next one. Now, I mean, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:31.880 you know what this is going to taste like. It's 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.040 going to be sweet as hell. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:34.239 Yeah, I'm excited. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:36.560 And apple jacks. 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:40.080 Yeah. Did you also see at Serial killerspc dot com 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:40.920 you can buy shirts. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.800 I was going to get into that. Oh, so let's 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.640 let's eat the cereal first and then we'll go there. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:53.080 Let's table it. Bucco. Also, can we talk about one 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.760 other thing or should I save it for the bowl chats? 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:57.640 I don't know if it's a cereal related. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:03:59.880 It's about how you said that I could never edit 0:03:59.880 --> 0:04:01.760 all audio, and then I did edit audio. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:03.560 Save it for ball chat. Please thank you. I'm gonna 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.000 go down to the fridge and get your milk. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.400 Of which I bought at a local bodega near my house. 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:09.640 This is dery. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.360 I've never heard of this pike because you. 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.960 See the trucks around here and it's Durley Farms, so 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.520 I'm not they took the farms away. I don't know why. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.320 This one doesn't come from the farms, from the plant 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:22.560 farmers pledge no artificial growth hormones. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.880 It is two percent reduced fat milk and it comes 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:31.360 from Oh my goodness, distributed by Dury Farms, Bethpage, New York. Wow, 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.520 that's the town over from me. That's exciting. It's very exciting. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:39.320 So you know what, Hello, Deurly Farms, your local sponsor us. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:41.960 Why don't you call them? I think I will and 0:04:42.000 --> 0:04:43.960 then be like, can I speak to your local PR person? 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.279 And it'll probably be some old person on there They're like, hello, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.159 you know, I can't what is the PR? Is that 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:49.839 a new cow? 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:53.040 There's got to be somebody listening to this podcast who 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.040 has a friend that works at a dairy farm. There 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:56.679 has to be or at least owns a cow. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:01.160 Right, So we're just gonna drink milk from one cow. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:03.760 I think we just mentioned this once before. We're gonna 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.400 get a cow in the corner. Remember suck on the udder, 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.480 the whole thing. All right, here we go one two three, 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.440 I Glode Super Sweet takes me back to sleep Away 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:15.240 Camp for some reason. 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:18.320 Okay, it's been happening more and more lately. 0:05:18.440 --> 0:05:20.440 Yeah, I like it. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.960 Of Club four bowls, yeah, I don't know why, but 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:29.000 standalone Applejacks gets five, Ruscia Flake standalone gets five. This together, 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.280 I'm just it's just not hitting the same. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.839 So is it not too great? Taste? That tastes great together? 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:35.360 No, I don't believe. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:37.159 So, by the way, can you tell me what commercial 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:37.560 that's from. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.000 Let's say it at the same time. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:44.440 One one, two three Gree's Peanut Butter Cups. Yeah, Reese 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.040 Peanut butter Cups. Two great tastes Yep, that taste great together. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:51.760 Gree's Peanut Butter Cups. Oh yeah? Was that at the 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.880 end of it, not the oh yeah part? 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:54.440 Oh? Okay? Cool? 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:54.760 Cool? 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:59.040 So, speaking of Sleepway Camp, in the YouTube video, you'll 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.600 see me mess that up up but in the podcast 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.880 version you won't hear that poof yep. All right, So 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:06.720 I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack because speaking 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.400 of sleep away camp, Yeah, my daughter has returned from 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:10.080 sleepway camp. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:10.640 Exciting. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.440 She brought us some stuff. Oh yes, she raided the 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.000 cereal cabinet, thank you, Ashley, and as things we haven't 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.880 had before. Usually see, this is the thing. Usually there 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.679 at that camp they have multimeal, the little single served 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:24.920 cut bowld things. They did have some multimeal, but they 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:27.080 also now have some random other brand that I've never 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.200 heard of that must be some industrial crap. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.320 Seem very angry about that. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:39.600 It's just called hospitality, hospitality, bunch of cinnamon squares. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:42.200 It's just a hospitality brand, now, that's it. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.480 It's just this hospitality. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:43.960 Okay. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.600 Excellent source of vitamins and minerals made with whole grain. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.479 So even if we try this and like it, you 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.080 probably won't be able to find it anywhere. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.720 The word minerals always like uh, makes it seem like 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:57.000 maybe they crushed up a rock and threw that in 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.359 there for the mineral section. Like vitamins I get, okay, 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.920 vitamins are calcium and other ones. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.520 But miners are like rocks. I know. Yeah, I remember 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:10.400 going to the Gregory Museum and buying this little sheet 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.600 that had rocks glued to it, and those were minerals. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.120 Huh. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:14.800 Yeah, I still have it somewhere. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:16.360 I'm not surprised. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:17.800 Oh man, I ripped it. We should have taken a 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:21.320 picture first. Oh yeah, well, I'll try to get it 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:21.800 back together. 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.200 How did Ashley get these back? Was she like, my 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.840 dad's a famous cereal podcast and needs this. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:29.120 No, she just stole it out the Well, here's the thing. 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.320 At all these camps, like all the staff quit week one, 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:36.160 so there was really nobody minding the store. Great, the 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:40.640 counselors quit, the nurses quit, the chef quit, and so 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:42.080 it was just pretty much a free for all. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.440 But it was like anarchy at the camp. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:44.960 It was it was just kids ruling the place. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.080 They had a show like that. It was called kid 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:51.520 Camp really or Kids Universe or kid World or something Fox. 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:52.440 It was very short lived. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:55.280 Yeah. These are fake cinnamon toast crunch. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:08:00.280 Okay, oh oh yeah. The smell is very. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:04.320 It smells like Man of Chef. It's grape wine, very specific. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.920 It's like very spicy. This could be bad this is 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:08.720 going to be bad. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:17.360 Ready, here you go. What the hell? Yeah, it tastes 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.480 like Wriggly's spearmint gum. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.760 No, you know, it tastes like candy cigarettes. Your tastes 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:23.880 like a candy cigarette. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.320 This is freaking awful. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.520 Even the texture is like a candy cigarette. 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.200 It's like, what is wrong with this thing? 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.640 Oh, smell it, trust me. 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:37.040 It's I'm wondering if this is like many summers old. 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:38.120 There's no date on it. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:39.480 This is horrid. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:43.200 Well no, it is April twenty three of twenty twenty two. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.800 This is just horrendously disgusting. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.840 It's a candy cigarette crushed up with cinnamon sugar on it. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:49.520 It's gross. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:52.760 It's one of the nasty. This gets zero bowl zero. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:53.679 It's nothing. 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.960 This gets a puke face new man puke face? 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.000 Yes, please? Whoa a bunch of cinnamon? 0:08:59.520 --> 0:08:59.760 Shit? 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:01.040 What that is? 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:04.360 Oh great? Now we gotta put it on be This 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.080 is terrible and honestly, how is the camp serving this 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:07.800 to children? 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:11.360 I don't know. Well, here's another one, uh hospitality brand, 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:12.880 Cocoa Munchies. 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:14.880 I don't want it. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.240 Well, I don't know, Maybe this one will be better. 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:17.720 I don't want coco Munchies. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:20.360 This one's not expired. It's good. Let's see, neither was 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.000 the other one? 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:22.280 And why did it taste like. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.480 That good source of nine vitamins and minerals. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:28.120 My mouth hurts from like the taste. Does your mouth 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.960 feel like it's like a like there's a film on it? 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:33.000 I just I spit it out fast enough. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:34.640 Oh. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.199 This one also smells like some sort of mint candy. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.200 I guess it's supposed to be cocoa puffs. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.280 I'm just trying to observe, like what this looks like 0:09:44.360 --> 0:09:48.720 in the cup, and it's just like somebody heard of 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.760 cinnamon toa's crunch and milk just spurret it on but 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.599 didn't actually know what it tasted like. I feel like 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.280 you're being very liberal with this milk right now because 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.640 it's a big carton bunch. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.320 No, what is this now? Cocoa munchies. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.640 At least this smells like it does. 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.880 I still think it smells like some sort of chemical. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.400 Yeah, I mean it probably is. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:16.560 Ready. This one tastes like count Chocula sands marshmallows. That's 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:17.679 exactly what this tastes like. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.440 This one doesn't have any chocolate flavor to it. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.880 Not much. But this is this is count Chocula without marshmallows. 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.120 I at least dying from it. So because of that, 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.240 I'll give it two bowls. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:31.000 This one's okay, not great, I'll tell you how much. No, 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:35.599 the lack of cocoa is astronomical. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.920 I would like to speak to the manager of what 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.880 is this Hereditary Hospitality Hospitality Foods. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:48.680 Yeah, they are located in Oh it's the Gilster Mary 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:51.520 Lee Corporation in Chester, Illinois. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:54.920 Something tells me Biff, Biff had a long tumble and 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:55.920 you wound up in Illinois. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.600 Yeah, I'm gonna go a ball in a spoon. Yea's 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.320 really not good. Two bowls because it's really forgettable and 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:05.040 it's just like whatever we already did three cereals. Yeah, 0:11:05.600 --> 0:11:06.400 well there is one more. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:07.439 I can we save it. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:10.520 This is a present from Ashley to you because we 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:15.120 know that you like these cocoa rush sorry cocoos. Here 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:15.320 you go. 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:15.840 Thank you. 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.480 You don't have to go back and listen to listen 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.320 to the episode from a year ago. You don't have 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.000 to open it. You can have it for breakfast tomorrow. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:22.880 Listen to the episode from a year ago. It was 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:26.560 called Maultomania. I think yeah, and uh, you'll know why 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.640 we said coco us. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.760 And that's what when they sent us the dispenser too. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.560 That's right for the blueberry clusters, but. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.320 We do there is another one in here, and this 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.320 is a multimeal And I can't believe we've never done this. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.960 It's just crispy rice. Oh okay, it's Rice crispyes, huh right, 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.680 I can't believe we haven't done this before. But I 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.440 did check the website and it's not there. 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.880 And you could trust Maltomeal for the most part. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:49.079 Yeah, because you know what Post makes it exactly. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.280 That's why it says on the thing Post Consumer brand. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:56.000 And they are our friend, Yes they are, although they 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.520 haven't sent us anything in quite some time. You haven't. 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:02.400 We haven't received a package from Post since Pebble's fiftieth birthday. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.240 Oh maybe it's because the gift we got them wasn't 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:05.800 very good. 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.760 Yeah what did you get them? 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:10.760 I got them new pants? 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:17.040 Okay. Oh, they are doing the signature snap crackle pop 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:17.840 even though they shouldn't. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:22.880 No, it's poof poof exactly, poof frazzle and dark. 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:24.199 Wait, I got a yellow one in here. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:29.360 Look, it's had some good corn once you think okay. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:34.000 Yep rice crispies. Mm hm, three balls and a spoon 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:38.959 yep retweet. By the way, it's also not corn because 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:41.400 it's crispy rice. You know what, It's a different grain. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.720 Speaking of corn, I have six stalks in my backyard 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:51.200 and they're bursting with cobs. So I'm not sure when 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.319 is the proper time to harvest it. I think we're 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:56.240 ready to eat it. I've never grown a successful ear 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:57.679 of corn in my life. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:59.000 Do you have a picture you could show me. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:00.960 I don't have it on me, but maybe i'll attach 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:02.360 it when we do this, when we put. 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:03.840 Because I need to see what your corn looks like. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:05.880 Maybe one of my friends from Iowa can let me 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.080 know when the proper harvesting time. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.000 How many friends did you make in your two months 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:09.720 that you lived there? 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.439 I was there for ten months, and oh. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.079 Now he added a month. First it was good month. 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.480 First it was like six years listen. Then it went 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:18.760 down to two years. Then it went down to like 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:19.240 a year. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:20.240 None of this was ever. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.360 It was ten months, then it was nine months. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:26.160 Excuse me. I left in June and came back in May. 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:29.480 So that's what that's eleven months? Am I correct? 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:30.080 June? 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:34.000 July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April May. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:35.640 Did you leave May first? 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.320 No? I left mid May. 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