Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: I remember my first night on the show. It was
Speaker 2: while I auditioned on I think a Friday, and they
Speaker 2: told me come back four days later with.
Speaker 3: A suit because they had no money to pay for
Speaker 3: the suits.
Speaker 2: And luckily I had one suit because I had gotten
Speaker 2: married a few months earlier. And I came back with
Speaker 2: the suit and the day was bonkers. I arrived and
Speaker 2: oddly enough, it was the day Crimea was invaded.
Speaker 3: And I know we actually know where that place is
Speaker 3: now because I didn't that morning.
Speaker 2: And I showed up and I went to this morning meeting,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 3: An amazing thing at the Daily Show.
Speaker 2: So many funny, thoughtful people in a room, and I
Speaker 2: get thrown in there in such a welcoming place. And
Speaker 2: there's John Stewart, somebod I've watched since I was very little.
Speaker 2: He's very old and decrepit also very short, small man
Speaker 2: wise beyond his years.
Speaker 3: But many years.
Speaker 2: We were talking about crime and all of these things,
Speaker 2: and they're like, Jordan, you're gonna do a chat. You're
Speaker 2: gonna do that tonight. We're gonna talk about this. Let's
Speaker 2: go and you bring some ideas for the chat. I
Speaker 2: remember they bring me into John's office, like right after
Speaker 2: the meeting.
Speaker 3: I'm very nervous. I don't know how this day works.
Speaker 2: And we sit down and John starts talking about not
Speaker 2: only what happened, but essentially he's talking about the commentary
Speaker 2: that's been written in the morning, about what already happened
Speaker 2: in that room. And I'm sitting across from him with
Speaker 2: a few other people. Jen flans is over there right now,
Speaker 2: EP show runner, she's in that room as well.
Speaker 3: He's the best. And there's a.
Speaker 2: Reason these shows can still run like they do with
Speaker 2: a different host every week. It's because of the team
Speaker 2: that we have here at the Daily Show. And I
Speaker 2: remember John's He's talking about all these things with crime
Speaker 2: and I just keep thinking, I don't know where Crimea.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then we usher off and we brainstorm jokes and
Speaker 2: bits around the Crimea invasion and it's fun.
Speaker 3: It's a wild day. The chat comes up and you
Speaker 3: go into.
Speaker 2: A rewrite right before you come on out there and
Speaker 2: you go one last time over it, and the process
Speaker 2: for a chat. Essentially, the idea of this chat was
Speaker 2: John is throwing to their first time correspondent who's in
Speaker 2: Crimea and he's overwhelmed by the experience. Truth in comedy,
Speaker 2: it's always the best way to go. And I remember
Speaker 2: in the rewrite, you're in this small room and you're
Speaker 2: throwing jokes out there, and John opened up, like, how
Speaker 2: would you react here? And I said, I'd say like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to disappoint you, dad, And it made
Speaker 2: him laugh because that's how I was feeling in the
Speaker 2: room in that moment. I don't want to disappoint you, dad.
Speaker 2: And it was like, that's good. That was the first
Speaker 2: joke I got on the show. And he was like,
Speaker 2: all right, we ready to do this. And you don't
Speaker 2: waste time at the Daily Show when you like print
Speaker 2: the script. It's like, great, We're on in twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: and so he comes out.
Speaker 3: I go back.
Speaker 2: My brain is spinning, and I've been doing comedy and
Speaker 2: entertainment for fifteen years but never had to break anywhere
Speaker 2: near this. Been living in poverty up until this point.
Speaker 2: I'm like, holy shit, I'm on the Daily Show. I'm
Speaker 2: about to be on the Daily Show. I'm looking through
Speaker 2: the script, looking through the script. John comes out, I'm
Speaker 2: right back there and I'm looking through the script, looking
Speaker 2: through the script. He says, like, we have something special
Speaker 2: happening today. We have a new correspondent. We don't have
Speaker 2: that very often. I'm getting nervous and born to run.
Speaker 2: Starts to play, which was the song he always played
Speaker 2: before he came out, and then he's like, guys, ready
Speaker 2: for a good show.
Speaker 3: They say yes. He says, welcome to the Daily Show and.
Speaker 2: He runs back and we had just had this little
Speaker 2: one one on one moment. He just says, don't fuck
Speaker 2: it up, and I remember like he came back out
Speaker 2: there and right back there like tears.
Speaker 3: Because it was so much this industry is.
Speaker 2: It's hard, it's tough, and you're rarely in such supportive
Speaker 2: rooms like this, and for every break that you get,
Speaker 2: ten other people don't get it, who are worthy of
Speaker 2: that exact same break. And in that moment, I was like,
Speaker 2: there's so much emotion right now in this space and tears.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can't grow. You're right ta me in
Speaker 3: three minutes.
Speaker 2: Pulling it all together, coming on out and nervously doing
Speaker 2: my first chat from right over there. So to get
Speaker 2: a chance to be here on a day like today
Speaker 2: with you and share that it's real SPACTIM.
Speaker 3: Thank you for more in the story.
Speaker 4: We're joined by our new senior Caucasian correspondent, Jordan Klepper. Jordan,
Speaker 4: thank you for joining us on the programmer, Chris Jordan,
Speaker 4: welcome to the show. First of all, we're excited to
Speaker 4: have you.
Speaker 3: You are in Crimea.
Speaker 4: Obviously you have studied this region for years.
Speaker 3: Yes, that is true.
Speaker 2: Okay, As you know, the Crimean Peninsula is ethnically Russian. Now,
Speaker 2: it's important to remember a peninsula is a land mass
Speaker 2: surrounded on three sides by water, on like an.
Speaker 3: Island or an isthmus.
Speaker 2: Now, the Crimean Peninsula is dependent on Russia for most
Speaker 2: of their natural resources.
Speaker 4: Actually, they're dependent on the Ukraine for most of their
Speaker 4: natural resources.
Speaker 2: Right right, stupid, I'm sorry, I don't know why I
Speaker 2: said that. I'm not going to fail you dad, John.
Speaker 3: It's all right, Jordan, it's fine, Okay, Relax.
Speaker 4: How are the people feeling.
Speaker 2: They're scared, John, real, scared, little sweaty.
Speaker 4: Because they have ties to both the Ukraine and Russia.
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 3: Uh sure?
Speaker 2: I mean if you had asked them a week ago,
Speaker 2: would you like to be a part of Russia, they
Speaker 2: would have been like, yes, Russia is my favorite I'd
Speaker 2: love to join Russia.
Speaker 3: I watched Russia every night.
Speaker 2: But now they don't know what they've gotten themselves into,
Speaker 2: you know, and they think maybe I've gotten.
Speaker 3: A little bit in over my head.
Speaker 4: Just say it's fine, you're doing fine, stay focused. What
Speaker 4: have you learned so far today?
Speaker 2: Well, you have to dial nine to get an outside line.
Speaker 3: Lunch is at one.
Speaker 2: And if I keep my head down here for a
Speaker 2: couple of years, I've got a real shot at my
Speaker 2: own sitcom on NBC.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: You were talking about Crimea. Yeah, I'm blowing it. No,
Speaker 3: you're blowing and everything's fine. You're in Crimea.
Speaker 4: Yes, Now, obviously it's daybreak there.
Speaker 2: Oh, actual, I'm gonna stop you there, John, it's six
Speaker 2: fifteen at night, although obviously we are pretending it's eleven fifteen,
Speaker 2: which in Crimea is six fifteen in the morning where
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be Dad. I am so sorry.
Speaker 3: No, and you're so sorry. You're not. You're doing great, Okay.
Speaker 4: There's don't there's almost nothing you can do to mess
Speaker 4: up one of these reports, trust.
Speaker 3: Me, thank you. That's oh, I mean.
Speaker 7: This is this is kind of a big deal for me.
Speaker 3: John.
Speaker 2: You know this means a lot to me and my
Speaker 2: parents are watching at home, you know, and say clean
Speaker 2: and sober Jordan, you know, and that record will get expeed.
Speaker 3: Just keep to it, work hard.
Speaker 4: I think you could go back to CRIMEA.
Speaker 7: Yes you got it, Boss, Live from CRIMEA.
Speaker 1: Nobody will be ride by.
Speaker 3: Let's start with some breaking news.
Speaker 2: Apparently widespread line and deceit may have some consequences.
Speaker 8: And we are back with our breaking news coverage. Just
Speaker 8: as opening statements were set to begin in what was
Speaker 8: going to be a historic trial Dominion Voting Systems suing
Speaker 8: Fox for defamation, lawyers on both sides reached a settlement,
Speaker 8: an absolutely enormous settlement. A lawyer for Dominion announced that
Speaker 8: Fox would be paying Dominion and seven hundred and eighty
Speaker 8: seven million, five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, seven hundred and eighty seven million dollars. That is
Speaker 2: a ton of money and Fox was already strapped for cash.
Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson can only afford one facial expression. Look, I'm
Speaker 2: glad there's some accountability here, but still I'm pretty disappointed.
Speaker 3: We're not going to get a trial.
Speaker 2: Because all the Fox anchors would have been forced to testify.
Speaker 2: It would have been like the Seinfeld finale, but instead
Speaker 2: of instead of soup Nazis, it's just.
Speaker 3: Nazi. Since Fox is gonna.
Speaker 2: Have to pay nearly a billion dollars, they'll need to
Speaker 2: implement cost cutting measures. Sadly, they have to fire Brian
Speaker 2: kill Mead's reading tutor, Janine Piro, has to switch to
Speaker 2: the cheap box of wine. Development on a third Deucey
Speaker 2: has been halted. They're going to have to switch from
Speaker 2: Jesse Waters to Tap Waters, and of course they're going
Speaker 2: to have to put down Sean Hannity. This weekend was
Speaker 2: the National NRA Convention, also known as Cargo Pants Comic
Speaker 2: Con or the Westminster Stepdad Show. Now, people like to
Speaker 2: stereotype NRA members as gun obsessed whack jobs who want
Speaker 2: to arm little babies. And the thing about stereotypes is
Speaker 2: sometimes they're spot on.
Speaker 9: I've got three kids, two son in laws, and did
Speaker 9: you know that I'm also a grandmother, not just once,
Speaker 9: but twice, have two beautiful grandchildren, little miss Addie who
Speaker 9: is almost two, in Branch who's just a few months old.
Speaker 9: Now Addie, who you know soon will need them, I
Speaker 9: want to reassure you she already has a shotgun. And
Speaker 9: she already has a rifle. And she's got a little
Speaker 9: pony named Sparkles too, So the girl is set up.
Speaker 2: Wow, So the governor of South Dakota ragging about her
Speaker 2: two year old granddaughter owning guns bolds. When my kid
Speaker 2: was little, I was covering outlets, locking cabinets, and cutting
Speaker 2: grapes in a half because they might be a choking hazard.
Speaker 2: Christineaam is like, here's a shotgun. You're on watch tonight,
Speaker 2: sick a six sepper taraus. Look, I know liberals and
Speaker 2: conservatives don't agree un much, but can we agree that
Speaker 2: you should not own a gun if you don't know
Speaker 2: how to poop in a ponty?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Although it is adorable that she has a pony named Sparkles,
Speaker 2: in fact, you'll excuse me for a second, I need
Speaker 2: to address Sparkles directly. Sparkles, this will not end well
Speaker 2: for you. These people are clearly insane.
Speaker 3: Ron while you still can, there is no time for goodbyes.
Speaker 3: Go go my friend, go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Look, look to be clear, To be clear,
Speaker 2: I'm not bringing up Christy Nome just to make fun
Speaker 2: of her grandkids.
Speaker 3: I would never do that. They've got guns.
Speaker 2: I'm bringing up Christy Nome because she gave us a
Speaker 2: great insight into what creates the worldview of an NRA member.
Speaker 9: My dad taught us life lessons. He taught us common sense,
Speaker 9: and often those who were taught during our hunting trips.
Speaker 9: For instance, I remember being only about nine or ten
Speaker 9: years old and we had hunted all day, miles and
Speaker 9: miles from camp in the high Country and the Big
Speaker 9: Horn Mountains, when my dad turned to me and he said, Christy,
Speaker 9: hunt your way back to camp. I'm going to go
Speaker 9: around this ridge and I'll meet you there at dark
Speaker 9: and he disappeared over the ridge. Now to a ten
Speaker 9: year old girl, this was terrifying, and as strange noises
Speaker 9: came and darkness fell, I had to rely on my
Speaker 9: instincts and my horse to find my way back to
Speaker 9: our tent. Now years later, Mom shared with me that
Speaker 9: my dad had followed me at a safe distance all
Speaker 9: the way back to camp to make sure that I
Speaker 9: got there safe. Now, before you get all warm and
Speaker 9: fuzzy on him, I also want to tell you that
Speaker 9: he made bare noises the whole time he was following me,
Speaker 9: scratching trees and growling abby.
Speaker 3: So you know.
Speaker 2: What an adorable story about alcoholism. Excuse me one second, seriously, sparkles.
Speaker 3: This family is nuts. Get out of there, trust no one.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to something else that's quintessentially American people
Speaker 2: losing their shit on airplanes.
Speaker 9: We turned out to a Southwest passenger's outburst over a
Speaker 9: crying baby that forced the plane to land before its destination.
Speaker 3: This morning.
Speaker 10: It's a mid air mildown of epic proportion to board
Speaker 10: one Southwest flight, not just from the baby on board,
Speaker 10: but also from an adult passengers.
Speaker 7: Jim King with baby in a goddamn echo Chambery.
Speaker 3: You want to talk to me about being okay, okay,
Speaker 3: because you're good? Yell. So he's baby, So is the baby.
Speaker 2: I don't care what the situation is. That is never
Speaker 2: a strong argument. Oh oh so a baby can poopin's
Speaker 2: pants in public. But I'm getting thrown out of this
Speaker 2: DJ Max.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy totally lost it.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody should have checked their emotional baggage.
Speaker 3: At Southwest. That's an extra fifty bucks.
Speaker 5: Other states are waging kind of wars against different, you know,
Speaker 5: parts of their population. I think a lot of politicians
Speaker 5: just want to pick fights and get headlines, and whether
Speaker 5: it's picking a fight with Mickey Mouse or moving backwards
Speaker 5: to the early nineteen hundreds, it's so much easier to
Speaker 5: show up and to listen to people and know what
Speaker 5: really matters. So we're trying to make Michigan a place
Speaker 5: where every business can thrive and every person has rights
Speaker 5: and freedoms to make their own decisions and to live
Speaker 5: the life they want and be successful here in Michigan.
Speaker 2: You're progressive on guns, on abortion rights. It feels like
Speaker 2: the Michigan hand. It's a welcoming hand.
Speaker 5: It is. It's freedom.
Speaker 3: It's freedom.
Speaker 2: If Michigan has a hand, what is Florida? It looks
Speaker 2: like a what I mean, it looks.
Speaker 5: Like Okay, I'm not going there.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, and it's one peninsula.
Speaker 2: It's one peninsula that's urinating on our democracy at times,
Speaker 2: your words by words. Luckily, there are people out there
Speaker 2: doing the hard work of real investigative journalism, people like
Speaker 2: Bruce Willingham. He runs the McCurtain Gazette News out of
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere, Oklahoma. Now, Bruce suspected that the local
Speaker 2: sheriff and other officials were doing we're doing county business
Speaker 2: after meetings ended, so he secretly recorded them and when
Speaker 2: he played the tape back, he heard them talking about
Speaker 2: him and his son, who was also a reporter, and
Speaker 2: it was not flattering.
Speaker 11: The recordings captured the group talking about hiring hitmen to
Speaker 11: kill the reporters and where the bodies could be hidden.
Speaker 2: I know because hit was.
Speaker 1: Very clods.
Speaker 12: And person, I don't where two big d poles are
Speaker 12: here in Native and these are not.
Speaker 2: Oh holy shit, you can't threaten to kill journalists in
Speaker 2: a council meeting. Keep that ship on Twitter like a
Speaker 2: normal person.
Speaker 3: Although you can tell.
Speaker 2: That some people were a little more integral to this
Speaker 2: plot than others, because one guy was like I know
Speaker 2: two hitmen and another guy like, and I know two holes.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the contribution, Larry, Well, let you know if
Speaker 2: we need to use your connection with the holes. And
Speaker 2: by the way, how strapped for time are people in
Speaker 2: this town that they have to predig murder holes? Are
Speaker 2: you so freaking busy that you can't do the hole
Speaker 2: after you do the murder? Or maybe it's like carrying
Speaker 2: an umbrella, like the day you don't have the hole
Speaker 2: is when you end up killing someone. Now, look, it
Speaker 2: would be bad enough if plotting to throw local journalists
Speaker 2: into holes, pre dug or otherwise. It was all that
Speaker 2: the county sheriff and his friends were caught doing on
Speaker 2: these tapes. But guess what they moved on to something else.
Speaker 9: On that same audio recording, the people talking shared their
Speaker 9: dismay that lynching black people is no longer acceptable.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 12: Does take a damn wood, the Dolman, the sale out,
Speaker 12: roam a mud creek and hung them up with the
Speaker 12: dam roe.
Speaker 3: Can't wow?
Speaker 2: Someone tell these cops that they have the right to
Speaker 2: remain silent. And you could tell this thing was going
Speaker 2: to go badly as soon as they said back in
Speaker 2: the day, no sentence in the South ever goes well
Speaker 2: after the phrase back in the day.
Speaker 3: It's never like back in.
Speaker 2: The day we lived in a rich, multicultural tapestry. What's
Speaker 2: crazy is these reporters weren't even looking for racism and
Speaker 2: assassination plots. They were hoping to catch improper meeting procedures.
Speaker 2: It's like if you put a security camera up in
Speaker 2: the office to see which employee was stealing your yogurts,
Speaker 2: and you caught them doing a human sacrifice, you'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I've stumbled upon the most unholy rituals and.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there ready mute your body.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hopefully sell that inside. So g need a license?
Speaker 2: Can you just kind of go to the gun show and.
Speaker 5: You've tried to find somebody wants to buy it, or
Speaker 5: you find what you want to.
Speaker 2: Buy, and then if somebody's like, I'm interested, I'll buy it.
Speaker 3: Then what do you do?
Speaker 4: First of all, you kind of like look him over?
Speaker 3: Is that what a background check?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Intulsent?
Speaker 5: I mean, this isn't where people are going to come
Speaker 5: to maliciously get guns.
Speaker 3: Mostly why not?
Speaker 2: I guess if I was like I need to get
Speaker 2: a gun quick to do bad shit, this is actually
Speaker 2: exactly where I would come.
Speaker 3: How much is that going for about non owner?
Speaker 2: What if I came up there and was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I've had a little bit of a rough day.
Speaker 2: My wife just broke up with me, I'm a feeling
Speaker 2: a little on edge. How much for your gun?
Speaker 12: Well, I ain't gonna say it to somebody looks stupid,
Speaker 12: you know, or it looks like he's like crazy as shit.
Speaker 2: You know, what if I say the words of somebody
Speaker 2: who's crazy as shit, But I look composed like I
Speaker 2: do right now, I'd probably sell it to you now.
Speaker 2: I don't want to spend every day this week talking
Speaker 2: about guns, but this is America, and it's not giving
Speaker 2: me a choice. Because maybe you've noticed that a lot
Speaker 2: of this week's gun violence had something in common.
Speaker 13: They are the things that happen all the time. I'm
Speaker 13: mixed up address, pulling into the wrong driveway, or confusing
Speaker 13: one car from another, he had, remarkably for a third.
Speaker 1: Time in a week.
Speaker 13: Seemingly innocent moments of confusion have led to bloodshed from
Speaker 13: Kansas City, where a teen who approached the wrong doorstep
Speaker 13: is recovering from two bullet wounds, to New York State,
Speaker 13: where a twenty year old woman was fatally shot after
Speaker 13: the car she was in accidentally drove up the wrong driveway,
Speaker 13: and now in Elgin, Texas, a high school cheerleader has
Speaker 13: been shot and seriously wounded after her friend apparently approached
Speaker 13: the wrong car.
Speaker 6: Police say Peyton Washington and Heather Roth were in a
Speaker 6: parking lot when Roth opened a car she thought was
Speaker 6: one of their own and saw a man inside. Roth
Speaker 6: says the man started firing as she was apologizing does.
Speaker 2: Anyone else watching these stories feel like they're losing their
Speaker 2: goddamn minds? I mean, call the old fashion. Whatever happened
Speaker 2: to asking a person one f question? Are you confused
Speaker 2: about why a stranger is at your house? Before you
Speaker 2: open fire, open your mouth and just ask them?
Speaker 3: Can I help you? It's not that hard. Look, I.
Speaker 2: Know you have Second Amendment rights, America, but you also
Speaker 2: have First Amendment rights.
Speaker 3: Used them.
Speaker 2: They were paying attention to them. Now we pay attention
Speaker 2: now because a few of them happened in one week.
Speaker 2: But what's wild is these wrong place shootings happen all
Speaker 2: the time because America is a country where every day
Speaker 2: too many people are armed, scared, and end up using
Speaker 2: lethal force because Google Maps didn't update.
Speaker 3: I mean, what does it.
Speaker 2: Say when the most dangerous job in America is Jehovah's witness?
Speaker 3: You know what? You know how bad things have gotten.
Speaker 2: Remember that couple in Saint Louis and mccloskey's a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. They went out onto their front yard
Speaker 2: and pointed their guns at protesters, and they.
Speaker 3: Got a lot of shit for it.
Speaker 2: You know what, They didn't fire on anybody, And I
Speaker 2: never thought I'd say this, but please America be more
Speaker 2: like these gun nuts. We haven't been showing men what
Speaker 2: they should be, and that matters to young boys who
Speaker 2: are looking for an identity, for a narrative about what
Speaker 2: it means to be a man, and that vacuum is
Speaker 2: being filled by people with the worst possible idea of manhood.
Speaker 14: Former kickboxer and Big Brother contestant Andrew Tate, infamous for
Speaker 14: being the self proclaimed King of Toxic Masculinity, takes core
Speaker 14: message centers around the belief that masculinity is in the
Speaker 14: crosshairs and he's defending it.
Speaker 3: His target audience, young men.
Speaker 4: This whole idea of being toxicly masculine is complete garbage.
Speaker 1: The most dangerous men on earth are the weak men.
Speaker 1: Feel feel feel feeling.
Speaker 3: Leave the feelings to the girls, right, that's what they do.
Speaker 3: We act, We're men of action.
Speaker 13: Empowering females is the easiest way to weaken the will
Speaker 13: of men. Study study, study, give up your whole life
Speaker 13: in school, then you good to be a doctor.
Speaker 1: You can't even buy a mother sports car.
Speaker 4: The problem with most of you is I am sitting
Speaker 4: here with my sunglasses, bald head of millions of dollars
Speaker 4: nearly the.
Speaker 1: Unmatched fighting skills. I am Morpheus.
Speaker 3: I need action.
Speaker 1: I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.
Speaker 13: I need to be driving a supercar and fighting a
Speaker 13: bunch of champagne going crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, we get it.
Speaker 2: You have a small penis. Even through the video, you
Speaker 2: can tell this guy wears too much cologne. And by
Speaker 2: the way, not to tarnish his sparkling image. But Andrew
Speaker 2: Tait is currently under investigation for human trafficking. I know
Speaker 2: it's always the first one you suspect.
Speaker 3: Now, maybe you don't know Andrew Tate.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're thinking, who is this porn parody Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2: You may not know him, but trust me, your sons do.
Speaker 1: With over thirteen billion views on TikTok, Tate's rhetoric is
Speaker 1: moving from online to the classroom.
Speaker 12: So I'm a teacher and I teach six grade female
Speaker 12: of a young.
Speaker 11: Eleven year old boys that told me that they love
Speaker 11: Andrew Tait is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: One teacher says she hears bleet and misogyny from the
Speaker 1: boys in her class, hearing them say that girls belong
Speaker 1: in the kitchen and only exist for reproduction, and another
Speaker 1: claiming they talk about alpha's in sixth grade.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 10: One teacher in South London noticed that his students we're
Speaker 10: partying Tate's ideology. About a third of the thirty students
Speaker 10: in the class passionately argue that women were responsible for
Speaker 10: their own sexual assaults.
Speaker 1: One of Tate's top lines.
Speaker 3: Wow, times have really changed.
Speaker 2: When I was in sixth grade, the most toxic role
Speaker 2: model for boys was Michelangelo hates pizza for breakfast, lunch
Speaker 2: and dinner. That turtle doesn't give up. Seriously, how can
Speaker 2: you be misogynistic in sixth grade? It's like the one
Speaker 2: year in life where all the girls are bigger than you.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be running my mouth about Alison if Allison
Speaker 2: could hang me by my underwear on the flag pole.
Speaker 2: The solution to this problem is not to cancel. Entertate
Speaker 2: inner pole is probably gonna do that for us, because
Speaker 2: even if he disappeared, Even if he disappeared, someone else
Speaker 2: would take his place and spew toxic shit at young
Speaker 2: boys just as well, and social media algorithms would pump
Speaker 2: it into young boys eyes and ears just as fast.
Speaker 2: Because that's really all this is about. Entertaate is not
Speaker 2: interested in being a role model. He wants clicks for money.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to raise your son. He's taken Dad's
Speaker 2: seat at the table, but he's really the loudmouthed uncle,
Speaker 2: that uncle who seems cool when you're a kid, but
Speaker 2: when you grow up you realize living in a hotel
Speaker 2: is not a vacation.
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