Speaker 1: Looking jewels. Second date update date. You ever go out
Speaker 1: on a date with someone and you're not sure why,
Speaker 1: but you just know that they hate you the whole time? Wow, No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. No, I feel like that's happened to you
Speaker 1: more than once. Yeah, all the time, even in the
Speaker 1: current relationships. It's weird. I were just out and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know that you hate me, and I don't understand why. Well.
Speaker 1: Vic is on the phone for a second date update
Speaker 1: today and he was in that situation. He went out
Speaker 1: with a girl that he met on tender and he
Speaker 1: says it just seems like she didn't like him very much,
Speaker 1: but he liked her, and now he wants to call
Speaker 1: and try to get a second date. What's up, Vic? Hey, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I understand why she didn't like you. Know,
Speaker 1: it makes sense you too, Yeah, I'm sorry. Man, maybe
Speaker 1: on the phone with you for three seconds. So your
Speaker 1: email said that the girl you went out with just
Speaker 1: was cold to you the whole time. Fridgid, then why
Speaker 1: are you even calling us? Why would you want to
Speaker 1: go out with somebody that you didn't obviously connect with. Well,
Speaker 1: I really want her and I just have to know
Speaker 1: if whatever I did is something that I do on dates,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of plague me, you know, for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life. I like how you're already blaming
Speaker 1: yourself the whole thing. That's good. Has this happened to
Speaker 1: you before? Not exactly. I mean I've I've dated online
Speaker 1: before and either it goes well that's really poorly okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this this one sort of felt like an in
Speaker 1: between it. I mean, it didn't seem like we had
Speaker 1: no chemistry. It just doesn't seem like she liked me.
Speaker 1: And was this the whole date that she didn't like you?
Speaker 1: Or was there a turning point? Um, I'm say about
Speaker 1: twelve minutes. In twelve minutes for her to like you.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do on your date? We decided
Speaker 1: to go rock climbing. Oh that's ambitious. I assume you
Speaker 1: guys saw that you both were into that on Tinder. Well,
Speaker 1: she's got a lot of pictures of her doing you know,
Speaker 1: like really athletic staff I play probably about the beach,
Speaker 1: and you know, she seemed like probably played sports in college,
Speaker 1: and it seemed like a fun thing for us to do.
Speaker 1: I'd gone like once or twice before and she'd never gone,
Speaker 1: and she said it sounded like fun. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like an awesome date. Yeah. And so we went to
Speaker 1: the place and they've got you know, they set you up,
Speaker 1: they give you a harness and you know, teach you
Speaker 1: how to get hooked in and what to do. And
Speaker 1: we paid for two hours, thinking that, you know, we'd
Speaker 1: be good and tired, not knowing that twelve minutes in
Speaker 1: she'd wanted to be over exactly. And so I looked
Speaker 1: over at her at one point and she just had
Speaker 1: this look on her face like she was doing the
Speaker 1: last thing in the world she wanted to be doing.
Speaker 1: Did it look I mean, for the sounds of it,
Speaker 1: looks like she wanted to push you off the fake
Speaker 1: rock wall that you were on. Yeah. She just didn't
Speaker 1: seem like she was having it. So I said to her, I, look,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe this is another thing, you know, forget
Speaker 1: the two hours, Like I know, an oyster shack a
Speaker 1: few miles down the road. Let's go there and we'll
Speaker 1: switch the date up a little bit. See, I feel
Speaker 1: like that is good self awareness in a date. How
Speaker 1: did she respond? She was relieved, it seemed like at first,
Speaker 1: and she said, you know, you know what, I think
Speaker 1: they'd be a great idea. I'm not really feeling this.
Speaker 1: So we got to the Oyster Shack and we order drink,
Speaker 1: and this conversation would like kind of start and stop.
Speaker 1: We'd find a thread, talk for a minute or so,
Speaker 1: and then it would sort of die, and then it
Speaker 1: was kind of up to me to start the next
Speaker 1: threat of conversation. And it just seemed like she had
Speaker 1: something on her mind. There was something bothering her, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. It kind of felt
Speaker 1: like that throughout the night, and by night, I mean
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes because she then tells me that she
Speaker 1: has a work presentation that she totally forgotten about she
Speaker 1: had to go prepare for. And I'm going like, this
Speaker 1: is weird. It's five thirty on a Sunday and completely
Speaker 1: slip my mind to have the biggest presentation of my
Speaker 1: life tomorrow and I don't know why I forgot. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go handle that right now, you know, And
Speaker 1: theoretically I would like to give me the benefit of
Speaker 1: the doubt, because I mean, if if she really did
Speaker 1: have her presentation the next day, then you know, maybe
Speaker 1: that was why she was not having fun rock climbing,
Speaker 1: maybe why she couldn't really hold a conversation together. So
Speaker 1: that's true. She could have been preoccupied with trying to
Speaker 1: get ready for her thing and felt like she was
Speaker 1: kind of wasting time on a date at that moment.
Speaker 1: Either that or I'm really unlikable. That's so sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what did you like so much about her? Because she
Speaker 1: sounds like it was kind of a painful, awkward time
Speaker 1: with her. You know, she was she was gorgeous. She
Speaker 1: has these brown eyes that could like pierce into your soul.
Speaker 1: And on tint or a profile, you know, so she's
Speaker 1: into old eighties horror movies stuff I grew up on. Um.
Speaker 1: It seemed like we were really going to hit it off.
Speaker 1: And when she was talking with me, I mean, she
Speaker 1: seemed really cool and interesting those brief moments she would
Speaker 1: respond to your comment or something. Maybe, I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: she just wasn't attracted to you. And it's not to
Speaker 1: say that there's probably anything wrong with you, but maybe
Speaker 1: that was just it. But we I mean, we met
Speaker 1: on Tinder. She has like four pictures of what I
Speaker 1: look like. Yeah, how accurate are they? They're all recent
Speaker 1: pictures taken in the last year. So it looks like me.
Speaker 1: I mean that's what I look like. Okay, So it
Speaker 1: was definitely your personality that she didn't good. We got
Speaker 1: the looks out of the way, and we know that
Speaker 1: it goes deeper than that. It goes straight down to
Speaker 1: your soul. So let's figure it out. Will play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and then call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, all right, thank you fucking Jebels
Speaker 1: second date update date. If you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update. Vic is on the phone, and
Speaker 1: Vic is the most likable unlikable person I've ever met
Speaker 1: in my life. I say that because Vic went out
Speaker 1: with a girl named Jesse that he met on Tinder.
Speaker 1: They went rock climbing and then went to go get
Speaker 1: some oysters. But he says the whole time it just
Speaker 1: seemed like she hated him, and he wants to know
Speaker 1: if he's doing something on dates that makes women dislike him. Also,
Speaker 1: he's as he likes her too, but more than that,
Speaker 1: he just wants to know what's unlikable about Vic. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a sitcom. Vic, Yeah, just doesn't work out
Speaker 1: on the second date. We could just maybe write a
Speaker 1: show what's unlikable about Vic? What do you think? I
Speaker 1: don't know if you go could handle that? I mean,
Speaker 1: what if she does say something super harsh about you,
Speaker 1: then I will know and I can change. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: can't change the things people don't like about you, and
Speaker 1: you just have to find somebody who does like it. Okay, Vic, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. She's just she's really cool. I like
Speaker 1: her and I hope she'll go out with me again. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: well let's get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: first why she seemed to have a horrible time in second,
Speaker 1: if she'll do it all over again, sounds great. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to
Speaker 1: Jesse please? Hi speaking Hey Jesse, how are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. We're a plumbing and
Speaker 1: contracting service. I need to know if you need you
Speaker 1: worked out in neighborhood, that'd be so amazing. What are
Speaker 1: all those people in the background, Hi, Jesse? Those are
Speaker 1: all people that work at Brook and Jewel in the
Speaker 1: morning plumbing and contracting. Well you do it in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show,
Speaker 1: and we're calling you today because we actually got an
Speaker 1: email from one of our listeners who wanted us to
Speaker 1: call you. Okay, his name is Vic. Oh um, all right,
Speaker 1: that actually said it kind of positive. Okay. Well, we
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So Vic emailed us because he really liked you a
Speaker 1: lot and was hoping you guys would go out again.
Speaker 1: But since your date, you haven't talked to him. I
Speaker 1: don't think that's going to happen. You don't think going
Speaker 1: out with him again is going to happen? No, what
Speaker 1: is it? So he says, it seems like you had
Speaker 1: a horrible time the entire time on your date, Like
Speaker 1: there was just something about him that you didn't like.
Speaker 1: You know, it was the first date. It wasn't amazing,
Speaker 1: and it's not a big deal. It's a big deal
Speaker 1: at him because he liked you a lot. Uh okay,
Speaker 1: So can you tell us, like, why didn't you like him?
Speaker 1: He said, like twelve minutes into the date is when
Speaker 1: you started being cold towards him. Oh, he gave me
Speaker 1: twelve minutes that's that's funny. No, it's way before that.
Speaker 1: He didn't even like him for twelve four minutes. H No,
Speaker 1: how could he make you upset right away? Well, for starters,
Speaker 1: he looked different than his pictures. Really, he said all
Speaker 1: of his pictures were taken within the last year and
Speaker 1: looked just like him. Oh well sure, but in his
Speaker 1: pictures he was clean shaven. Okay, okay. So he showed
Speaker 1: up with sporting a beard or something, and you don't
Speaker 1: like facial heart, No, I'd be fine with a beard.
Speaker 1: He didn't show up with a beard. What did he
Speaker 1: show up with? He had a Hitler mustache? What like
Speaker 1: a fake one that you get at a costume store. No,
Speaker 1: like a real one growing out in his face like
Speaker 1: he grew it on purpose. Was it like to try
Speaker 1: to be ironic and hipster? You know, I don't care
Speaker 1: if he's trying to be ironic. No one should have that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree, except for Michael Jordan. For some reason, Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan can wear a Hitler stash and it's okay, he's
Speaker 1: the only person in America that can do it. But
Speaker 1: erhaps from a multi millionaire basketball star. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Vic obviously, couldn't pull off the Hitler stash. He didn't
Speaker 1: tell us anything about that. Well maybe for him nuts metal,
Speaker 1: but it just doesn't work for me. But the thing is, okay,
Speaker 1: I can get where the mustache was a turn off
Speaker 1: for sure, but that is something that can be easily changed,
Speaker 1: I guess. But it just gave me this bad first impression,
Speaker 1: Like I'm climbing up this rock wall and I look
Speaker 1: next to me and there's Hitler. Yeah, no, what do
Speaker 1: you hate it? That'd be a little disturbing. Yeah, disturbing
Speaker 1: is a good word for it. Did you ask I'm
Speaker 1: about it at all? I mean, I don't know how
Speaker 1: I think. You know, it's a first date. I don't
Speaker 1: need to ask about it. But then it just got worse, Like,
Speaker 1: how does it get worse than Hitler? Yeah? Literally worse
Speaker 1: than Hitler. He kept like staring me down and being
Speaker 1: like are you having a good time? Are you having fun?
Speaker 1: And it'd be like, well, I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how to climb this flock. Well you know I've never
Speaker 1: done that before, and I'm trying to figure out this
Speaker 1: difficult thing. And he's like, you're not smiling. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're having a good time, like I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: It's like you're actually on a date with Hitler. You
Speaker 1: will have fun fun, you will have no fun. You're
Speaker 1: not having enough fun, man, So I can't well, I
Speaker 1: can't believe that you left the gym and then went
Speaker 1: and got drinks with him. I thought maybe alcohol might
Speaker 1: calm him down a little. I was wrong. I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have gone to the second location with Hitler.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that again. What happened then?
Speaker 1: Are just just more of the same. He's staring me up.
Speaker 1: Are you having fun? You don't look like you're having
Speaker 1: fun now. I picture him doing it and like his
Speaker 1: banks falling in his face and him like angrily getting out.
Speaker 1: I'm just shouting at you the whole time. That's pretty
Speaker 1: much what it felt like. It was just so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not to get weirder on you, Jesse, but Vic is
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Wait seriously, Yes, oh god, so you didn't
Speaker 1: have a presentation. No, no, you don't. I didn't have
Speaker 1: a presentation. Yeah, Jesse got out of the date by
Speaker 1: saying that she had a work presentation and that's what
Speaker 1: you're focusing on. Vic, Well, that was a little rude
Speaker 1: to lie to somebody. I mean, you can't just tell
Speaker 1: them the truth. Oh, Vick, why do you have a
Speaker 1: Hitler stash man? That's how my mustache grows. I don't
Speaker 1: have like a full mustache. Show. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: a more a bridge. You're trying to get tobody because
Speaker 1: your mustache doesn't grow mustache. I do not think it
Speaker 1: looks like a Hitler statche. I've watched hours and hours
Speaker 1: of Hitler's speeches, and I do not. I hope you
Speaker 1: mean like in documentaries and not just for your own research. No,
Speaker 1: I'm a history I was a history major in college. Okay, time.
Speaker 1: I mean I've just I've seen a lot of videos
Speaker 1: of Hitler about Hitler, and I don't know, Well, why
Speaker 1: have you seen a lot of videos about Hitler? Like Jesse,
Speaker 1: didn't you hear me? I mean I was a history major.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't go out of my way to
Speaker 1: watch Hitler videos. But I don't look Okay, look, I
Speaker 1: think it looks good. I get that you don't think
Speaker 1: it looks good. I guess I have to ask some
Speaker 1: people that I'm close to and get a consensus. Look,
Speaker 1: even if you don't look like Hitler, which is fine,
Speaker 1: that's what you think. It's so really rude and strange.
Speaker 1: It's been the entire date asking me if I'm having
Speaker 1: fun yet, and being mad at me for not having
Speaker 1: enough fun? You know, maybe how is it like you
Speaker 1: I would have been having fun. I just don't understand.
Speaker 1: How is it rude to ask someone if they're having fun?
Speaker 1: I just thought that's what people do. Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you having fun? I'm having fun? I'm not having fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not having fun now and I wasn't having fun then?
Speaker 1: Why why aren't you smiling? Are you having fun? Why
Speaker 1: do you because I'm not having fun? Because you keep
Speaker 1: asking me if I'm having fun? So what can we
Speaker 1: do to make sure that you're having fun? Why do
Speaker 1: something now? Jesse? Would you like to see if you
Speaker 1: could have fun with Vic and go on a second
Speaker 1: date with him? We will pay for double No? No, please,
Speaker 1: I have heard enough. I do not want to go
Speaker 1: on another date with the ice queat. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I won't be having any fun at all. Well,
Speaker 1: I I've yet to see you have any fun? So
Speaker 1: am I done now? Do I have to keep talking
Speaker 1: to you guys? Can I hang up? Yeah? Jesse, that's fine,
Speaker 1: you can go. Thank you for your time. Yeah, thanks, Yeah, Vic,
Speaker 1: that was intense. That was a little rough. Um. Sorry
Speaker 1: you didn't get a second date? Man, No, I'm even
Speaker 1: happier than I call it now, you know. No, you
Speaker 1: need to shave that mustache off, is what you need
Speaker 1: to do. Vic. I think you really have the wrong
Speaker 1: idea of what this mustache looked like. It's very professional.
Speaker 1: I can go out into the world like I think
Speaker 1: that if I was walking around with a mustache that
Speaker 1: looked like Hitler, one person other than the crabbiest person
Speaker 1: I've ever met, do you think that she probably would
Speaker 1: have liked it? Like sweet Jewil in the morning, text
Speaker 1: in at seven eighty five nine two says, I don't
Speaker 1: care if that guy looks like Hitler. He sounded nice
Speaker 1: to me. Really, I mean, but think about when you're
Speaker 1: getting intimate. I couldn't. I couldn't. I mean, I understand
Speaker 1: if you missed today's second date update. We're talking about
Speaker 1: Vic who wanted to call this girl named Jesse. They
Speaker 1: went out on a date and she seemed instantly cold
Speaker 1: right away and he wanted to know what he's doing
Speaker 1: wrong on dates or if he did something wrong just
Speaker 1: in that specific situation. And we got her on the
Speaker 1: phone and found out that she didn't really like him
Speaker 1: because he had a quote Hitler mustache right away, and
Speaker 1: then the whole time just like kept asking her if
Speaker 1: she was having fun, because it was clear that she
Speaker 1: wasn't having fun and that just kind of annoyed her.
Speaker 1: He says that he doesn't have one. He's just trying
Speaker 1: to grow his mustache out and it grows in kind
Speaker 1: of weird or something, and nobody's ever told him that
Speaker 1: but her. So we don't know. We don't have a
Speaker 1: picture of him to say if he does have a
Speaker 1: Hitler stash or not. I feel like it's such a
Speaker 1: distinguishable feature. I think there's no like gray area for
Speaker 1: that d make eye contact. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if he does or not.
Speaker 1: We'll try to get a picture of him and see
Speaker 1: if we can find out important piece. He sends us
Speaker 1: a picture. It's black and white and it looks like
Speaker 1: exactly like Yeah, hold on a minute. Either way, they
Speaker 1: decided not to go out again. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: they'll probably never talk again because it didn't sound like
Speaker 1: they liked each other at all at the end of
Speaker 1: that phone call. Remember, if you want to do a
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