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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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Speaker 1: I have a little issue with my new man. But

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Speaker 1: right now, nephew Tommy is here with the brank phone call.

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Speaker 1: You got a little prank for US Paris site. They

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Speaker 1: little too all right, y'all ain't ready for this now?

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Speaker 1: Call up, put your seatbelt on. Good, drop up there

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Speaker 1: a little yeah, but where are they? Where are they? Oh,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna call this man and we're gonna talk to

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Speaker 1: him because I am the doctor. This boy here, run

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Speaker 1: that thank cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian, Hey, Brian,

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Speaker 1: this is Dr Jacob. Are you doing today? Yeah, I'm okay. Listen.

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Speaker 1: You actually came in uh maybe like two and a

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Speaker 1: half weeks ago here to my office and got a

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Speaker 1: physical for for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything okay, well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see if I can get you to

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Speaker 1: come in and I you know, everything's gonna be fine,

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Speaker 1: but I got a small procedure we'd like to do

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Speaker 1: to actually, uh you know, right now, you're not approved

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Speaker 1: for your life insurance to do until this procedure has done.

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Speaker 1: So if you don't mind coming in, we we'd like

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Speaker 1: to get you taking care of When can I schedule

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Speaker 1: you to come in like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the

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Speaker 1: following day? Yeah? What what kind of procedures? Well? Actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is

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Speaker 1: an okayosh for me? I got something? What that's gonna do?

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Speaker 1: My eyes? What's that? So it's gonna something do with you?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't that I'm doing my eyes? I ain't heard what's that? No? No,

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Speaker 1: ochayoster for me has nothing to do with the eyes, No,

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Speaker 1: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites

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Speaker 1: in a particular area, and what we want to do

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Speaker 1: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll

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Speaker 1: be fine. You'll get your life insurance, you're and your

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Speaker 1: family will be great. So can I get you to

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Speaker 1: come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon? And fine? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What area? I found the parasites And actually one of

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Speaker 1: your testicles has some parasites. So what we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: is what what's called a OKAYOSHTM and okayoshtrom me is

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Speaker 1: actually removing that testicle completely and then everything's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 1: It's all confined and we'll be able to remove it.

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Speaker 1: You'll be on your way, You'll get your life insurance

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Speaker 1: and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, can

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Speaker 1: I get can I? Can I get you to come

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Speaker 1: in tomorrow? What? What? What my testic book? Well only one?

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Speaker 1: Only one and if not gonna take along. It's a

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Speaker 1: thirty minute procedure. But we want to get you to

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Speaker 1: come in tomorrow or the next day. Can we get

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Speaker 1: you to what? Are you available? I wanted for the

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Speaker 1: routine I got, sir. You know what, often times when

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Speaker 1: people come in for life insurance, these type of things happen.

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Speaker 1: So we want to get you in and get it

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Speaker 1: out as quickly as possible. Now, Man, I'm im went

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Speaker 1: in for a routine physical Mayne. I weren't supposed to

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Speaker 1: be kicking off his extra stuff. Man, I get a

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Speaker 1: parasite man, and my testical. You don't remove a testicle. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty five of my wife, got no kids. They

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Speaker 1: were trying to be like I gotta move with testico.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be

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Speaker 1: completely fine. You'll be able to create children, You'll be

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Speaker 1: in a little normal life. You know, you'll just be um.

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Speaker 1: You won't have all of them, but you'll have enough

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Speaker 1: to create children. You understand. No, I mean I can't

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Speaker 1: n I ain't gonna no, I can't come in for that, sir.

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Speaker 1: Is there any way I can get you in the

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Speaker 1: marrow or the morrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so

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Speaker 1: we can kind of get this thing taken care of,

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Speaker 1: and we can get you moving on your way, and

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Speaker 1: people can get the life insurance papers together and so forth. Na, man, Man,

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Speaker 1: we ain't rescheduling now. I need a second or third

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Speaker 1: opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one

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Speaker 1: of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna need

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Speaker 1: to see another doctor, man, Sir, Sir, you can go

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Speaker 1: around the entire city and see several doctors. I'm here

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Speaker 1: to tell you you're just gonna be wasting time. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna try to knock this thing out for you, knocking up.

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Speaker 1: I ain't agree. I ain't agreed in nothing. Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I have to join this to get money medicine. Nothing, man,

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Speaker 1: I needed to taking a third openy bloom Brian. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you if you come in and let me get

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Speaker 1: this thing taken care of. You know, I have you back,

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Speaker 1: you know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over.

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Speaker 1: You know what big balling should call it? Man, I

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Speaker 1: told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for none

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Speaker 1: of that. Man, I'm sus to tell my wife, Man this,

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Speaker 1: this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm skiding it. Man. You what do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?

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Speaker 1: What I'm getting another opinion? I ain't going in for that, okay,

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Speaker 1: But I'm trying to make you a big baller shot caller.

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Speaker 1: You know, man, what what is your name? Are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to be? For? You making a little jokes man

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Speaker 1: that you're doing a little play on words. But it

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Speaker 1: ain't even funny. And I'm calling the insurance funny something.

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Speaker 1: They give me some doct You think you're funny. Hey,

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Speaker 1: he ain't funny. Man. You're making a little ch man.

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Speaker 1: Ain't funny. Man. We're taking a thin man. I'm to

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Speaker 1: getting all of the work that we got, the blood work,

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Speaker 1: the year and word, the complete physical. That's when we

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Speaker 1: didn't realize that you had parasites in a particular area.

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Speaker 1: So what we're trying. I'm not I don't even trying

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Speaker 1: to make a light of make humor, and it just

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Speaker 1: to make you feel a little bit more comfortable. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: all right. That ain't man, you want losing. Man ain't funny. Man.

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Speaker 1: If I had a situation and nursing would have told me,

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Speaker 1: then you ain't tell me nothing. Man had me thinking,

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Speaker 1: I'm all going. Now you're telling me I gotta come

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Speaker 1: in to remove the tests. We have to run tests

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Speaker 1: on you, sir. We got test back when you do

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Speaker 1: have the parasites, and what we want to do is

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Speaker 1: make sure we can completely cleared out. The only way

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Speaker 1: I can clear that out is to remove that testicle. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's the man. I gotta hairsites. Man, may y'all here

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Speaker 1: running on his chests on me. Man, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: another doctor. Man, because this man, I ain't got no hairsace. Man,

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Speaker 1: all these tests you'at ting, y'all running, I gotta remove.

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Speaker 1: That's something you over here. So I know you doctor. Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't gota hasay. Man, I'm following my insurance. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling him I'm dealing with you because you man, I

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Speaker 1: ain't got no parasites. Man, Bruyn. Let me make you

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Speaker 1: understand something clear here. It's my job as a physician

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Speaker 1: that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's my

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Speaker 1: job to come to you and extract the problem. You're

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Speaker 1: leaning towards me having to come to your home and

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Speaker 1: extract the problem. Man, when you want to come how

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Speaker 1: man you I wish you wanted stiff with how nats

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Speaker 1: out of test is? Man? You do you talk that

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Speaker 1: I'm going to another doctor, I'm getting another test and

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna est it. Sir. You've got the parasite

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Speaker 1: and you only have twenty four hours for me to

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Speaker 1: get Sir. I have to move on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you ain't. I ain't gonna. It's like, OK,

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Speaker 1: gonna bring this. I ain't gonna. It's like, it's not

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Speaker 1: something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another another human being.

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Speaker 1: It just develops in one out of every three or

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Speaker 1: four million people. You actually have it, Brian, I gotta

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Speaker 1: extracted from you. You try to tell me I'm the man.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna come like parasite. Man, There's something

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Speaker 1: else that you have and I haven't told you about.

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Speaker 1: That's something else I need to tell you. I got

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Speaker 1: it here. If somebody got past ill, Broy, you just

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Speaker 1: got planked. You just got planked by Nephew Tommy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harley Morning Show. Your wife A Nika, got

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Speaker 1: me to plant phone call you. I's that two for you?

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Speaker 1: You think I gotta ask? Huh you brilliant? Thank you, bro,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. I would have never thought of that. Flowers. Well,

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Speaker 1: give me when you come up with I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know all right side of the April thirteen Glenside, Pennsylvania. Baby,

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Speaker 1: that's Nephew Tommy and some more. We will be in

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Speaker 1: the building Keswick Theater. We got two shows seven pm

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Speaker 1: and ten pm. Once again, that is Saturday, April thirteen,

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Speaker 1: and you do not want to miss it. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: on sale right now. Slide on down. A week later.

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Speaker 1: It's me and Bruce Bruiser in the Knoxville, Tennessee. Here

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Speaker 1: we come, Friday, April nineteen eight p Knoxville Civic Auditorial,

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Speaker 1: Me and Rose Rose in the building. That's at all

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Speaker 1: ticket Master. You gotta say it like that, me brose

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Speaker 1: bros were slanging. I'm on the joke slanging tour right now,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm I'm moving around the couch. I'm that's

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Speaker 1: a good thing. And you're selling out that's even better.

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Speaker 1: That's a beautiful thing. Please tell our girls some more.

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Speaker 1: We said, what's up? I definitely will and I get

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Speaker 1: she's always, always, she never misses and funny at the

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Speaker 1: same time, she's hilarious. My joke, lower your voice. When

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Speaker 1: are you coming to l A. I'm meant to ask

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Speaker 1: sure you think you're you're gonna show up with people,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank and if you're up next, it is

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letters subject I have a little issue with

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Speaker 1: my new man. Okay, we'll get into it right after

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