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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy away another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm five. Hello, all right, this

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Speaker 1: is case. You're right back calling from the county courts?

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Speaker 1: Is James there? Yeah? This is James. How are you?

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Speaker 1: We received your letter regarding the reason for missing jury duty? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to be sure that I have

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Speaker 1: this all correct. It says here that your wife is

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Speaker 1: pregnant and she's due any day now. That's why you

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Speaker 1: couldn't attend, right, James, are just gonna be honest. You

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Speaker 1: know what it sounds like you did to me? What's that?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you just served me up a big bull

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Speaker 1: salad and I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat bulls. Can

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Speaker 1: you feel me? I'm sorry? Bull salad? Yep? You got

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Speaker 1: a big, heaping pile a bullet on the floor in

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Speaker 1: front of me, and I just got some new shoes

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Speaker 1: and I'm not stepping in it. If you get my drift, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't don't I only think I'm lying or something.

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Speaker 1: I can't make Jerry duty. I don't. I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: can call me bullet. Okay, so so, and you can't

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Speaker 1: do it because your wife's pregnant. That's why you're saying, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's gonna give birth anything. Now, why don't you just

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Speaker 1: bring her down onto the courts and let me examine her.

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Speaker 1: That sounds a little a little inappropriate. Um right, you

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Speaker 1: know it's inappropriate, in my opinion, is lying to the

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Speaker 1: courts because we've already talked to your co workers and

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Speaker 1: your mother in law and a couple other people, and

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Speaker 1: they have confirmed that Kathleen, your wife, is not pregnant.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about that. You talk to my

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Speaker 1: mother in law? I did. Why don't you just be

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Speaker 1: honest with me and admit that you're lying to get

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Speaker 1: out of Jerry duty. Damn it? Um yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm lying. My wife is not pregnant. I wish it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have come to this, but it has. If you

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Speaker 1: want to turn yourself in today, I think the judge

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Speaker 1: will go easy on you. That would be my best advice. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not going to jail. I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: arrested for this. You definitely will be arrested, sir. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be arrested. Yes, you come down here, you'll be booked.

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Speaker 1: You could get anywhere between three and six months. Hopefully,

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Speaker 1: if you're nice, the judge will give you just three months.

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Speaker 1: Three months in jail, Yes, you got it. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be kidding me. And I'm not talking like a county

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Speaker 1: lock up either. You're going to prison for three months

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Speaker 1: at least. That is insane. Nobody who goes to prison

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Speaker 1: for this, It happens all the time. Well, you can

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Speaker 1: go to jail and you screwed up big time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I cannot

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Speaker 1: go to jail kill women. I got a job. I

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Speaker 1: can't lose my job. I can't go to jail man. Oh,

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Speaker 1: so that's that's how you're gonna play it. How you're

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Speaker 1: gonna turn on the water works and maybe I'll be

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Speaker 1: lenient and go back and tell the judge that your

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Speaker 1: wife is in fact pregnant. Is that what you're gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Is that the game we're playing. I'm not playing a game, man.

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Speaker 1: I just can't go to jail, whatever, whatever, whatever, I

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Speaker 1: can do. I can't. I can't. I can't go to jail.

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Speaker 1: You're pretty good at that fake cry there. I like it.

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Speaker 1: I like it, dude. I'm not faking all right, I'm

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Speaker 1: a little freaked out. This is ridiculous. Well you think

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be crying now, wait till the big guy

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Speaker 1: in the shower asked you to pick up the soap.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna really be crying. Then, come on, man, you

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Speaker 1: wish you'd have just shown up for that jury duty

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Speaker 1: all you look, dude? Can you help me out? All?

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Speaker 1: I cannot go to jail? All right, I'm sorry. Message

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Speaker 1: you guys. What can I do to get out of this?

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be something I can do to get out.

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Speaker 1: There is one thing you can do to get out

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Speaker 1: of anything. Anything. You'll do anything, yes, yes, anything? All

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Speaker 1: if you was just admit that you were phone tapped

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Speaker 1: by Jewil from Moving ninety two point five, and this

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Speaker 1: whole thing will blow over And why do you will

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Speaker 1: ever know what holy this is actually Jewel from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning, I'm Moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Your wife Kathleen

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Speaker 1: sat you up. She said she thinks you're a horrible

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Speaker 1: liar and knew that you can break down. Holy that

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Speaker 1: was dude. That was the worst prank ever. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: thought it was one of the best. Yeah from your

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Speaker 1: end week up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenty ninety two point five