WEBVTT - Me and My Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tired of raising his child and his ex wife. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get into that find out and see what that's

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<v Speaker 1>all about. But right now it is time for the

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<v Speaker 1>nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Shirley, this right here, we're going back to the church.

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<v Speaker 2>You know we spoke earlier about past the keon. This

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<v Speaker 2>right here is me and my Jesus. And what you're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna do is it be too loud with this.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's let's hey Hey me, me, okay, hey, me

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<v Speaker 2>and my hey stop huh, Me and my Jesus. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go get down.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to reach his sister. How you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a member there? Am all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I am?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, I'm calling you. They some of the members

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<v Speaker 2>have gotten together and had a meeting and wanted me

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a call. It seems that a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of them are complaining about Sunday services that go on

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<v Speaker 2>and wanted for me to give you a call on

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<v Speaker 2>their behalf so that we can see if we can

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<v Speaker 2>address the problem and talk to you diligently as possible

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<v Speaker 2>and try to get the problem rectified.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, and what is your name again?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of

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<v Speaker 2>the church. I've just been the one that have been

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<v Speaker 2>asked to give you a call and try to talk

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<v Speaker 2>on the members' behalf, so maybe we can get this

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<v Speaker 2>problem rectified that you that they have as far as

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<v Speaker 2>you are concerned, now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what

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<v Speaker 3>this is in regards to go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it seems like the members of the church are

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>you running up and down the aisle and you shouting

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<v Speaker 2>all over the place, and it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Me I've been singled out about my shouting. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>what you're saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am. You're distracting everyone from

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<v Speaker 2>getting the word and listening to the word and being

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<v Speaker 2>involved in the service, and that's the purpose of the

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<v Speaker 2>call is to see if we can get you to

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<v Speaker 2>tone it down some.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the all church is complaining about me shouting

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<v Speaker 3>the way people run up and down the off every

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips, and they

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<v Speaker 3>singling me, I complained about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, ma'am, I don't know how it is that you

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<v Speaker 2>can see everybody else doing cart wheels when you're the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that they say is the one that's doing them.

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<v Speaker 3>How am I being singled out?

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am. All I'm saying is that they saying that you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing too much shouting and too much running at this church. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just the message.

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<v Speaker 3>What they can't tell me how to shout. They can't

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<v Speaker 3>tell me what's going on in my life, what's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>keep me from praising God? And they, I mean, they

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<v Speaker 3>could just they could go somewhere else with that, but

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<v Speaker 3>they're not gonna tell me that I can't praise my God.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't know how good God has been to me.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, I understand that I agree with

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<v Speaker 2>you wholeheartedly, but it's becoming a distraction. I mean, they

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<v Speaker 2>was at the point last night talking about should we

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<v Speaker 2>put some seat belts on the pews so so you

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<v Speaker 2>can stay down State will.

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<v Speaker 3>Put some seat But I only gonna tell people they

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<v Speaker 3>can't shout in church and praise God. What can we

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<v Speaker 3>come to church?

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<v Speaker 2>Farm? When you do come to.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to be trying to praise God and get

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<v Speaker 3>their own shout on and stop looking at me and

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<v Speaker 3>worried about what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We gonna need you to quit running up and down

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<v Speaker 2>these aisles and doing what.

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<v Speaker 3>No God, I'm sorry, sir. You know I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 3>stay calm. I'm trying my best cool Jesus, she's sir

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<v Speaker 3>that that's not happening. You can't tell me I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>stop shouting.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, man, But let me ask you. Are you running now?

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't you just standing still?

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<v Speaker 3>Talking? But I don't have to run right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>What I'm trying to get you to know, like I

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<v Speaker 3>want to run up and down this street right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I can run up and down the street and price God.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're not gonna tell me to stop shouting the church.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get you to be a little bit more

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<v Speaker 2>reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and go further on what.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't how the spirit moves.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well let me move and tell you what they've

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<v Speaker 2>told me. Now. If we can't get to the point

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<v Speaker 2>where you can, you know, tone it down, then we

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<v Speaker 2>may have to ask you to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask me, oh, g O, Jesus, Jesus, you ask me,

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<v Speaker 3>why don't they want me to leave a church. I've

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<v Speaker 3>been at that church for fifteen years. I'm not leaving

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<v Speaker 3>the church. I'm gonna run up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna the church.

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<v Speaker 3>Some flip where I feel like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Not not now, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I'm Okay, go ahead, I'm gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to I'm going to be there on Sunday. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have been the person that's been appointed to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that you're not running up and down there

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<v Speaker 2>our and shotting like this. You got to keep yourself

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<v Speaker 2>reserved so people can hear the word of God. You

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<v Speaker 2>are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You

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<v Speaker 2>in the whale.

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<v Speaker 3>If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>give them a word and it ain't gonna be a God.

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<v Speaker 3>Lets you put that hands up on me here, No, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you that now you could say, I'd have

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<v Speaker 3>been in that church fifteen years. If I want to

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<v Speaker 3>run and dance, shout, jump, cray, whatever I want to do,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to stop this. This past Sunday was

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<v Speaker 2>your last Sunday doing it, and you're not finna do

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<v Speaker 2>it this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, like I said, just why, And I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 3>could tell the arnsers, the deacon boy, the deaconess, the

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<v Speaker 3>minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let

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<v Speaker 3>them put their hands on me and see if I

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<v Speaker 3>don't swing on them. I'm gonna come right about the

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<v Speaker 3>spirit and swing on them. I'm tell you that now,

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<v Speaker 3>because hee, sir, you don't really push me there out

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<v Speaker 3>of tried, out of try.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you this.

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<v Speaker 3>What is trying to show that I'm saying, Remember, but

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<v Speaker 3>you make it. You're making me revert back to my

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<v Speaker 3>own ways, and you you're really finna put me off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you're finna do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, let me ask you this said, where is

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<v Speaker 2>the God at right now in you?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is the one that was the God was in

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<v Speaker 3>me when I was trying to be calmed with you

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<v Speaker 3>at first to tell you don't be calling me with

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<v Speaker 3>this foolishness. But now you've the maid the other side

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<v Speaker 3>of me. Ro he's up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you wouldn't raise it up in there. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>raise it up in me too. Guess what come sound

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<v Speaker 2>that You're gonna sit you in that pew and you

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<v Speaker 2>ain't gonna look you know yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna see how where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting at you. Matter of fact, first time in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning, I'm going to past oh yeah, and Deacon

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<v Speaker 3>whoever you want, whatever your name is, I'm gonna telling

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<v Speaker 3>about it. Godt how long we go you need to lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him

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<v Speaker 2>know about this situation.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't talk, you don't we can come Pastor you way.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't talk the pastor. I talked the.

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<v Speaker 3>Pastor this church fifteen years. Like I said, I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 3>oh Jesus, oh you fein, oh Jesus, not not not

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<v Speaker 3>not now see just like this, you see how you

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<v Speaker 3>calling on it and you're standing yeah, because I'm calling

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<v Speaker 3>along here. I'm to keep you from just really going

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<v Speaker 3>to cush you out right now because you don't really

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<v Speaker 3>hit my nerves.

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<v Speaker 2>I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>What you better say it real quick because you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>talk to this operator that's.

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<v Speaker 2>His nephew, tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 2>You just got prank by your girl.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I'm gonna kick, but I see cursing on

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<v Speaker 3>the pox.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jesus, I got one more thing, baby, Let me

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<v Speaker 2>ask you something. What is the baddest I'm talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the baddest radio show in.

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<v Speaker 3>The land, Harvey Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you have it. Come on here, me and

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<v Speaker 2>my Jesus, Me and my Jesus and evening. It's going

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<v Speaker 2>down in evening with Nephew tim Me May tenth and

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<v Speaker 2>eleven this week in Friday and Saturday night, West Palm Beach, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I said, I said, West Palm Beach, Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>Rinker Playhouse Playhouse at the Cravis Center to Friday to Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a few tickets left. The nephew is in town,

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<v Speaker 2>West Palm Beach. Lad laying in the cut, y'all. I

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<v Speaker 2>got nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. That is Father's

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<v Speaker 2>Day weekend. Okay, Father's Day weekend. Along with me is

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<v Speaker 2>my boy, Tony Roberts and Dominique, both of them funny

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<v Speaker 2>as all get off. This is in Dallas at the

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<v Speaker 2>Majestic Saturday, June fifteenth. You do not want to miss it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Father's Day weekend. So bring your daddy, bring your

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<v Speaker 2>baby daddy, bring somebody who acts like that. Your daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>are your husband who you call big Daddy? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>bring them all out, nephew, Tommey House part of comedy Jam.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to miss it. That is in Dallas,

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<v Speaker 2>Baby the Majestic Theatre, and tickets are on sale. Read now,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, nephew, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next, Strawberry letter, the subject I'm tired of

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<v Speaker 1>raising his child and his ex wife. So she's raising

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<v Speaker 1>the baby and.

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<v Speaker 2>His ex wife. Who does that? That's a lot going

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<v Speaker 2>on going on right now.

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<v Speaker 1>To find out what's going on in this letter, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>tired of raising his child and his ex wife. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that right after this. You're listening to The

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<v Speaker 1>Hardy Morning Show.