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Speaker 1: it is the Strawberry letter, h subject you did? What

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Speaker 1: where all right? Dear Stephen Shirley. I met the love

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Speaker 1: of my life. This beautiful woman was so perfect I

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Speaker 1: could not believe she was still single. Well after dating

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Speaker 1: her for six months, I figured out exactly why she

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Speaker 1: is not married. She has a bizarre, nasty habit. It

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Speaker 1: all started to go downhill when I took her around

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Speaker 1: my friends for the first time. We went to a

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Speaker 1: house party and had a good time eating and drinking.

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Speaker 1: The next day, my friend called me upset because someone

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Speaker 1: had relieved themselves in his bathroom drawer. What to put

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Speaker 1: it politely, It was not urine what he thought someone

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Speaker 1: had had too much to drink and made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Two months later, my lady and I went to play

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Speaker 1: cards had another friend's home. The next day, my buddy

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Speaker 1: called me and was very upset because someone had relieved

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Speaker 1: themselves in his son's closet. It's odd to me that

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Speaker 1: it's happened twice, but I don't dwell on it. A

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Speaker 1: week later, my lady and I went to my brother's

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Speaker 1: house for a cook out. The next day, same thing,

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Speaker 1: my brother called me and said he had discovered a

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Speaker 1: mess on the back seat of his suv. Now there

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Speaker 1: have been three incidents and it's starting to get really weird.

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Speaker 1: So I mentioned it to my girl. I told her

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Speaker 1: that everywhere we had been, someone had left a surprise

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Speaker 1: for the homeowner each time. Her response blew my mind.

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Speaker 1: She shamefully admitted that it was her all three times.

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Speaker 1: She said she can't help it. She likes to relieve

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Speaker 1: herself in odd places when she goes out. She said

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Speaker 1: she tried therapy for many years, but nothing has worked.

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Speaker 1: I consulted consulted a psychiatrist on my own, and he

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Speaker 1: said that the problem is very common and that I

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Speaker 1: should stay with her and support her. I was going

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Speaker 1: to marry this woman, but now I'm thinking that marriage

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Speaker 1: would not be a good idea. What's your advice. Should

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Speaker 1: I throw in the towel now or stay with her

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Speaker 1: and help her through this? All right? My apple is

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Speaker 1: going to be very short and very simple. Run as

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Speaker 1: fast as you can. This is not a good look. Run.

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Speaker 1: Something medically is wrong with her, mentally is wrong with her.

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Speaker 1: Therapy didn't help her. Uh, I don't think anything can

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Speaker 1: be helped by the situation. This is crazy and nasty. Steve, run,

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Speaker 1: I say, run, Steve. You know, oh, things like this

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Speaker 1: is what I specialize. And this is why I'm a

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Speaker 1: proponent of who I go to school when you could

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Speaker 1: do common education will get in the way of what

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Speaker 1: I'm about to say, schooling and and and proper technique

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Speaker 1: and discussing what could have gone wrong in her childhood?

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Speaker 1: How normal? This is a behavior? Clinically what this is called, well,

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Speaker 1: there is no clinical name for this. Let's call this

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Speaker 1: what it is. This is just yeah, come on, boy,

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Speaker 1: come on, what is it again? They can't believe I said,

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Speaker 1: just bleeping cat all this is and you can't call

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Speaker 1: this listen to me. This is shout out. You're just

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Speaker 1: running around justver you want to. Yeah, now we come back.

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Speaker 1: We want to give a different name to it. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna call it honey ice. But what really is it?

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Speaker 1: Right now? We all know you just want rushed and

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Speaker 1: we'll be right back. Come on, let's get to part two.

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Speaker 1: Let me get this up. Guy, you did what where ahead?

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Speaker 1: I just want to say working question because I can

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Speaker 1: I say it one time? You can please let me

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Speaker 1: say you know you can. You don't do it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, Jake, this is y just so much better.

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Speaker 1: Now let me explain something to you. Met his beautiful woman.

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Speaker 1: You can't believe she's still single. But then you found

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Speaker 1: out why she's still single because she got a disgusting habit.

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Speaker 1: She likes to relieve herself in our places. She went

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Speaker 1: over your friends, she the sugar honted ice tea in

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Speaker 1: She the sugar hooded ice teeth in your in the

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Speaker 1: sun's claw. Then she went over your brother's house. Set

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Speaker 1: her fucking as something the back seat on this issue

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Speaker 1: and sugar hood ice tea. Now it's right here. It's

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Speaker 1: a nasty on this. Now you can marry her if

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Speaker 1: you want to. You're gonna be walking around discovered stoke.

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Speaker 1: You go one day, open up your laptop, be dead

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Speaker 1: in the hell sugar on iced tea on this damn keyboard.

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Speaker 1: You know who it is. It's uh. That's why her

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Speaker 1: finding her ain't got nobody, Because ain't nobody solving that.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be sitting her here putting on your coup

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Speaker 1: one day, stick your hand in your pocket in the

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Speaker 1: can't stay with nobody like this. Man't got the training

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Speaker 1: there the start of fire. I didn't he longs in

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Speaker 1: this damn five. You're the sugar in the iced teat

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Speaker 1: You open up the leg tea in the damn washing.

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Speaker 1: You're sitting up in here. You're going the bathroom. You

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Speaker 1: supposed to use it. You flushed the toilet like you

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Speaker 1: posed to. You get up and go to the sink

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Speaker 1: to wash your hands. And this sugar in the iced

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Speaker 1: tea in the damn sink. You're sitting up in here.

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Speaker 1: You got company coming over, everybody that got hungry. What

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Speaker 1: did the little kids say? Can I hand some ship?

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Speaker 1: You go up there and nothing came to get a

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Speaker 1: ball down? You're pulling the ball down. This at your baby,

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Speaker 1: syr ball. This is why she can't stay with nobody.

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Speaker 1: You outside cuttn't grab you just running All of a

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Speaker 1: sudden you stop and go. We ain't got no don't

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Speaker 1: what when come out? Came out and teat in the yard.

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Speaker 1: What you've got to run? Shelly said. Run. You can't

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Speaker 1: stay with a person like this because it's gonna keep

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Speaker 1: popping off interest. He enjoys doing, But see, don't nobody

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Speaker 1: enjoy finding it? Nothing what you like to do. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn how much I love you, and

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Speaker 1: I don't care how I find you are, But I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna be doing. This is where you draw the

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Speaker 1: line is going to my draw trying to get dressed

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Speaker 1: for work, and I'm looking for a tie and you're mess.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this don't make no damn sen I'm

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Speaker 1: sitting up in hill. I'm outside. It's a bobby qu

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Speaker 1: I got friends over. I'm finn the start of fire.

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Speaker 1: I gonna get everything I opened up. I'll set up here,

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Speaker 1: sugar in the damn chop Cote can not, man, you

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Speaker 1: cannot marry this girl. She already has said she's gone

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Speaker 1: to therapy and it does not help. Now, what are

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Speaker 1: office of they you can't you getting married and say

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Speaker 1: I do, and then right there you can. This is

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Speaker 1: the best one ever. This this is one word thing,

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Speaker 1: the best. Listen to me. This is not profanity. This

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Speaker 1: to write us s h i t e r z

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Speaker 1: u s. It's called shin to riots. Now if you heard,

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Speaker 1: the way I prefer. But it is s h I

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Speaker 1: It's called shot of rights man. Some people have called

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Speaker 1: it she she, some people have called it. But whatever

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Speaker 1: understand what it is. But the correct term is shot

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Speaker 1: a riots. It's s h I pauls t e r

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Speaker 1: pauls I z u s. And that's where she has.

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Speaker 1: There is no cure for it. Give me, give me some,

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Speaker 1: give me to You're sitting up in here thanksgiving us over. Now.

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Speaker 1: This produce a lot of thanksgiving us over. You wake

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Speaker 1: up the next day, you hung, You have enough refrigerating

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Speaker 1: about the green, you owe enough to top at all.

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Speaker 1: Damn this he set up here, shugar, honey, everybody go hey, honey,

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Speaker 1: Thankfully it is time to go. I know you enjoyed that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for allowing me to shine. That is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thank you. I see we gotta go. Email us

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Speaker 1: My Girl Shirley, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.