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Hey, Jack, 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.920 let's be better, And then you would say, I'm not 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:55.920 here to say things. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:01.120 Bro, Hey, cis up? Hey, Hey guys, let's bring the 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.040 vibes up. I know we're all working through this, trust me. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:08.680 Everybody listening right now. This is a new thing for us. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.600 And the thing that's rattling in my mind right now 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.239 is there's some dude in Cookville, Tennessee, being live that 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:16.160 bull should be playing football right now, not playing, not 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.600 being on this damn mock playing with US France. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:20.680 But I was thinking about that earlier, and I'm thinking, 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:25.320 like it's so I think everybody tuning in is more 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.359 like for the boys, but there's somebody like taking time 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.560 out of their day to see if you in that 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:35.000 phenomenal hoodie thank you on a podcast because we'll probably 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:37.639 be in this intro for maybe twenty minutes and then 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.960 just wants to keyboard warriored up, like what a fucking loser. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.360 Here's the best part, dude. I'm wearing kevlar, and the 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:45.840 best kevlar I have is I won't even fucking see it. Dude. 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.040 Let's go, what's kevlar Kevlar vest like a bulletproof vests. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.880 Oh okay, Yeah, that's all right, dude. And I can't read, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.320 you don't know words. It's all good, dude. We're gonna 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.359 be straight here. So here's what we should do, dude. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.080 Just let the hate out. Dude, if you're on YouTube 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.680 right now or or anything, just fucking put the comments 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.560 in there. Put the negative comments in there. You know why, 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.880 because we'll just stack that negativity on top of the 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.720 beautiful foundation we have of good vibes and we're gonna 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:13.040 keep rolling forward. That's what we're gonna keep doing, dude. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.280 Each week's a new week and listen, we play a 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.639 couple of nine year guys. Here, a couple of nine 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.480 year guys, a couple of nine year vets. You lose games, dude, 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:24.160 it happens, and I listen. I'm sick. I didn't fall 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.960 asleep till two thirty last night, doing nothing, just staring 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.680 at my phone wondering which way's up. 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.919 By the way, Taylor never just texted me this. Taylor 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:33.919 just texted me last night. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:34.560 What are you up to? 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:38.600 Yeah? I was hot, dude, I'm like, I'm back. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:40.920 Watching the game and searching for candidates for the next 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.720 Nebraska job. 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.160 He did say that we never really did. He get 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:48.640 to what are you doing? Here's what I'll say about, 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.119 because I know you want to ask questions, and there's 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:52.400 always that weird thing of like what do you want 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.760 to talk about? What you don't want to talk about? 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.560 So I'll just do it for you. We gotta score 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.680 more points, I was you know, we got a score 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.400 more point? You know you want to ask questions about 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:04.080 the game. Let me ask him for yeah, yes, for 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:09.240 more points, dude. Fucking a couple of a couple of 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.440 good things. Though, I saw a lot of things out 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.200 there that's like real positive that. Oh this is cool. Hey, 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.640 this guy looks pretty good. So you know, we got 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.320 the He'll bet the Bus show going on right now. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.480 Our Bet the Bus game of the week was Tampa 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.440 Bay last night over Dallas. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:30.159 Locked. Yeah, got hurt too. Yeah, poor boy. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.360 The bet the Boys parlay almost fucking hit. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.599 We missed it, literally missed it by five a total 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.719 of five points. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.920 Huh, three teams, How will well ad your bets go 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:42.440 this weekend? 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:43.359 Bet the Bus? 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.640 I mean we won the majority of those bets if 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:49.600 you listened to Bet the Bus. Okay, we we went 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:53.280 one in one on College Nebraska. Listen, we can get 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.640 into that after we talk about this. Yeah, we definitely 0:04:55.640 --> 0:05:02.200 need to get into that. Tennessee shout out to balls covered. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.640 Who else did I bet on in the NFL? The 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.360 NFL games? What about you bet on Michigan? 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.160 No, because it was all so high. Like I said, though, 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:11.560 those are games that make me uncomfortable. 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.440 When it was like you, it was like Michigan favored 0:05:13.440 --> 0:05:15.360 by like fifty something points, and. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.039 I was like, yeah, oh we didn't cover then, right, 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:18.960 I think. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.760 It was fifty one fifty two they might have. I 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.719 mean they beat him with They were like forty something nothing. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:27.320 At one point last week it was like forty something 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.120 nothing in the third quarter with Michigan. But I did 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:33.200 say and Michigan's gonna mop the floor with them, you know, responsibly. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.200 And then the quarter Derek Carr hit. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:41.680 Uh. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.800 I want to say, Kirk hit. Aaron Rodgers did not hit. No, 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.560 I didn't do the NFL ones. You'd have to check 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.839 the tape from the from the show on that. I 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:52.560 can't remember the games I bet exactly. 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:52.920 They bet. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.600 The Boys parlay was all money lines. 0:05:55.120 --> 0:06:00.520 It was uh, Commanders ty, Yeah, all the boys teams, Titans, 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.279 Commanders and Raiders, and Commanders was the one I was 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:08.080 most worried about. They come out beat Jacksonville was hype. 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:09.920 I was like, oh, and then we were up thirteen. 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:10.039 Oh. 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.400 I was like, oh my god, we're fucking living like payoff. 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.159 Willie's about to be alive. And well then we lost 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:17.719 by one point. Obviously that field goal is tough. And 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.040 then the Raiders lost by four points or five points 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:25.960 to the chart. Wait, they lose twenty four, twenty nineteen, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:29.560 so total six total of six points my fault. They 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:33.599 lost by five and they had five turnovers, So personally, 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.920 I think we're looking up with the bet the boys parlay. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.800 For a first time too. It sounds like you guys right, yeah, yeah, 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:41.800 I thought of what you did ye first game, first game, 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:43.960 first weekend out there in the industry, it makes feel better. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:46.440 I just saw Big Cat went oh and seven and 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.839 his last bet of the that this is just NFL. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.600 And his last bet was minus six and a half 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.680 for Denver and he's now flipping to plus seven and 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.839 a half for Seahawks, saying he might go one to eight, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.760 but right now he's seeing at zero and seven. So 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:04.640 if it makes feel any better, you know, this seem 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:05.000 like a lot of. 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.440 People were struggling this weekend. College was all over the place. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.160 I think that's where I ultimately like was messing up. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:11.880 I was like a kid in the candy store, like 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.560 making some of the this one, this one, and then 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.480 I'm like, oh, what are parlays. You're like parlaying them 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.360 all together. I'm like, man, these are incredible. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.080 And when you hit the money line on something, what 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:20.640 does that mean? 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.239 So when it's money line, it's just straight up Titans 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.280 are going to beat the Giants. Like the spread for 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.200 you guys was minus two and or minus five and 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.280 a half, and I was that was on bet the bus. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.400 I was like, oh, Titans got that one. But on 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.760 the bet the Boys parlay, it was just all money lines. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:37.720 And then I want to say, you know that's what 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:40.520 money line means. Yeah, and then parlay you can buy 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:44.440 them all And they got bigger odds, bigger numbers, but 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:45.720 if one misses, then you don't win. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:53.400 I had like a nine leg parlay going photo. It 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:54.239 was like all players. 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:56.680 It was like Saquan fifty plus yards, Derek Henry a 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.000 hundred plus yards, Kirk Cousins plus two hundred and fifty 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:04.320 one and a half tds Like I'm bet Travis Kelsey 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.280 was like he's gonna get a twenty something yard recession? 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.440 He did? 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:09.200 Yeah. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.640 College, When I had a long parlay going on in college, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.440 I thought I was gonna smack. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.120 I missed like more than half of them. 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.320 When since you started betting, how does it feel, dude? 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:20.120 It's exhilarating. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:25.120 You're locked in truly all day long watching football Like yeah, yeah, 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:25.840 one eight hunter. 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:29.880 Game, but I'm denigh on him day Like JP says, 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:31.320 how much did you bet? 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:31.360 No? 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.040 No, no, we can't. We're not gonna go over for numbers. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:34.960 I'm not comfortable enough to do, especially like, oh, you 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:35.679 know on the pod. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.480 Yeah, but they definitely lost a couple hundred thousand though. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:44.800 Yeah, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. But dude, 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:45.280 it's awesome. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:48.800 Literally, Saturday, all day I watch ball and I literally 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:50.360 was thinking to myself in the middle of the day, 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.679 this is what everyone's going through. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.040 You're like, yell at the fucking TV. God damn it. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.559 Then you sit back. It's just just just like an 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:01.520 emotional rollercoaster. But it's and then you might lose one. 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:02.960 You just pull out your phone, you look up some 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.040 next bets, You're like, all right, the morning Slate, we're 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.199 gonna fucking we're putting that one behind us. We got 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:08.079 the afternoon in the. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:12.760 Evening, we're gonna come alive. Holy shit, dude. And then 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:13.200 you see. 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.000 Everybody just going through and some people win, and some 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:19.439 people saying, hey, I told you so, Oh you're an idiot. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:21.360 And then you know, literally, bro, I think I went three. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.400 I think it went four and thirteen on Saturday. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.920 And then have you been at thirteen college teams seventeen, 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.520 four and thirteen? Yeah, you been in seventeen college teams. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:34.000 I've been on seventeen things. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.720 Yeah, some things are like in the game parlay, like 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:38.839 I might bet they're gonna score more than ten and 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.560 a half points in the first quarter or second half 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.520 total like totals, touchdowns. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.800 You can bet at all, brother, whatever you want, you 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.920 whatever you coin toss. No, I was trying to look 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.600 for that, but I just still doesn't do that. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:55.359 A lot of like off brand like Bravada, like illegal. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.319 Brand brand, illegals. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:00.920 That we all use, but they'll do crazy stats you 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.520 know what color Gatorade and like yeah, and that's awesome. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.319 And then on Sunday I made all my bets and 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:10.480 I'm like, today we prove everybody wrong because it's a 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:11.720 new day. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:13.959 Because it's a new day. I heard you back there, 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:17.400 Ye try to sneak it in there. Fucking yeah, it's 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:19.880 exhilar Ready. It sounds like you guys had a good weekend. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:21.839 I mean, it depends on how you look at it. Yeah, 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.840 because some some things, it was honestly a very bad weekend. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:28.960 When Nebraska gets beat by Georgia fucking Southern brow, How 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.000 did you feel going through that? 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.240 I don't know, I just I didn't know what to do. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.719 What's confusing to me. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.640 Is like, if you remember, we do all the bits 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.120 last year, but last year the defense was good and 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:42.280 like we were just battle special teams and then we 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.439 couldn't close out games like on offense, like late in 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.960 the fourth quarter rest screws. But this year, our offense 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.400 is looking solid and our defense is just like a 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.640 fucking wet toilet paper. Dude, they were Georgia Southern was 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:57.120 scoring literally every drive, and so were. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:02.040 We, and it was like, what was the score? Yeah 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:06.240 it was a shootout. Oh my god, yes, bro, we 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:07.120 can cut this too. 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.199 But a lot of people in our mentions are wondering 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.680 what's gonna happen with the bust and ball now that 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:13.520 Scott He's gone. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.880 Don't cut that due because I wasn't gonna get to that. Yeah, 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.400 so it sounds, it feels like right, it feels if 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.520 it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.880 we're probably ducked. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:27.000 Not so fast. 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.840 I don't have nothing good, like actually good, But here's 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:33.079 how we can flip the script glass that fool always 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:44.880 I had so yeah, when that happened, I was like you, 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.480 I think you shot me in text. I'm like, yeah, 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:47.440 someone told me. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:50.160 I walked into the game a few hours before the 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.440 game and someone goes, hey, you see that Georgia Southern 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.280 beat Nebraska And I was like, no way. Then I'm like, 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.360 I think they're gonna fire the head coach. I'm a 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:58.680 big fan of Scott for US. He seems like an 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.320 awesome dude. And then shut enough. Like an hour later, 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:02.880 someone was like, they fired him. I came out of 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:04.200 the hot time of Ben Jones, was like, they just 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.360 fired a brastic coach and I go the buss and 0:12:06.360 --> 0:12:11.440 Bull's dead, like stormed in the locker room, all fucking mad. Damn. Yeah. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.559 But here here's why we have I think we should 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:17.160 have some optimism. Here's why. Okay, the guy rid of 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:18.160 Frost early. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.280 Now, all they had to do is wait two more 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:21.960 weeks for that buyout to get cut in half. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:25.360 They didn't Scott Frost. He's gonna be okay, fifteen fifteen 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:26.200 min buyout. 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.160 He's gonna be like Eddie, He's gonna be like eighty 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.720 oh on that recent interview he had hilarious. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:33.480 Yeah, exactly, show you want me to walk out of him, 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:37.680 don't gus exactly, But they're doing that. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.120 I feel like estalvage some recruiting gets, some like, you know, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.040 some stabilization for mostly probably recruiting purpose. 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.959 We're playing the long game. Yeah, we say let's take 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.080 the short term hit for a long term win. Yeah. Okay, 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:49.520 and you think about it too. 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:51.760 Whenever you have an interim head coach, the majority of 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.440 time they're not usually there. However, I think coach Joseph 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.680 is actually like in the lineup to do it. But 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:01.400 at this point, it's like finding way to you know, 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.920 salvage the season. I'm not saying we can't go ten 0:13:04.000 --> 0:13:06.360 and to listen, I'm not gonna say we are gonna 0:13:06.360 --> 0:13:08.360 go tend and too. I'm just not gonna say it 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.360 can't happen. Well obviously, all I'm saying is if you 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:12.480 have things to play for. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:16.560 If you're O you, you're like, get this. Let's start 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:17.360 the twos this week. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.360 Okay, big mistake. We're gonna sneak them. I think we're 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.840 gonna sneak him. He was Okay, big mistake. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:25.160 I think if you're ow you. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.560 Right now, I won't hopefully Dobson doesn't listen, but that 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.640 this could be a trap game. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:31.360 This could be a trap game for you. They don't 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.120 know what's coming at them. You know what I mean, Bro, 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.719 They're not gonna here's bro, they know exactly what's coming. 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.680 They're not. They can't. They can change the coach, they 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:39.720 can't change the playbook. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:43.800 Okay, Oklahoma, sleep on us. That's my message to y'all. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.880 I don't I can't bet. I can I bet on 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:48.160 college games. I think you can bet on college games 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.000 long as I've never betted before. I don't. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.360 I don't plan on starting, but I bet you they lose. 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:58.520 Who Oklahoma? Yeah, No, Nebraska about to get that. No, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.880 I'm I'm with you. Fuck. I don't want to take 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:02.840 the vibes down because as we've started this podcast, where 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.280 we started, where we are now, even through all this 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:07.640 like mud we're trudging through, I can feel the vibes 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.600 going up and up. I'm just not with you on 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:12.480 that one about that. I hope Nebraska wins. I want 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:13.880 to say that. I hope y'all do. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.200 About this though, and Nebraska with points? What's the points? 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.080 Who knows? Probably a lot. That's why I feel like 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:22.040 there's there's there's gonna be a payo. Whilly's gonna be 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.640 out there. I think you can take Nebraska with the points. Okay, 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:28.320 here here's what I was gonna say about beat the bus. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:31.760 You could flip it to you look at like building 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.240 like you gotta find positives for recruiting purposes. 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:39.560 Yeah, you have to if you're Nebraska recruiting about the 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:40.000 bust and bowler. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.200 But then the bulls oh my fault. Yeah not but 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:43.640 the bust the bus and bowl, bus and bowl. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.120 To me, that's something that can that you can build 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.840 around that you can still sign your name on that 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.400 dotted line. You keep it kind of hush hush, like 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.680 we're not doing it to promote it. We just need 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:56.720 to do because we want to make the trophy. We do. 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.080 But I think regardless, we need to make. 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.080 A trophy no no matter what, even if it's like 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.560 I'm gonna hold it at my house for a year, 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.920 hold at your house, was still gonna be out there 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:07.600 for the tailgate. Yeah, and we just make it our own. However, 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.000 I think that it's like you gotta find something rally around. 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:12.400 I think that's one of the small things that you 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:12.800 can do. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.880 Yeah, the line is only eleven and a half. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:21.480 Oh, I'll take I'll take Oklahoma. Yeah, refinance, how do 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.640 you Uh, don't gonna start a barstool sportsbook right now 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.520 and just bending all my money on that brother, that 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.040 would have eleven point hurt me. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.280 That would hurt me if you did that. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:33.600 It's not but it's just business. It's not personal. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:34.400 That would hurt me. 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.840 Bro the way, we'll fucking says this is his figure 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:42.320 some ties like he just says something and he's just 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:45.240 waiting for someone like that's his pause and pause and pause. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:49.720 Fucking the little finger thing you do. Yeah, I don't 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.320 even want to. I don't even want to talk about 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.760 bets because I don't want to get myself in a 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.840 gray area that I don't even want to be. And 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.440 I'll let you guys talk about that. But fuck eleven points. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.760 If I was on bet the bus, I'd probably say, 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.200 what do they say? 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:04.080 Hammer Dan? 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.800 Dude? What do they say? 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:13.720 I'm McAfee, Hammerdon, Hammerdon. Yeah, it's always this hilarious one. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:14.560 Who is is it? Gump? 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:23.000 Is a gump that has that Mark video? Oh yeah, no, 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:24.840 he really has that. He really has that little video 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:25.320 out there. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.560 One thing that the Titans Jumbo Tron needs to do 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.400 better is not sure the fans when it's like a 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:33.240 third and long and like show the play because they 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:35.280 always like on the bag stream, You're like, I'm like 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.680 sitting there washing it's like fans, fans fans, and I'm like, 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.600 then all of a sudden's like two seconds into the 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.920 play and they go back to the play. Yeah, and 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:45.720 like the whole we run it thing, like they're just 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:46.400 learning something new. 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.640 Yeah, but that that I think that's something that they 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:51.600 continue to do that with the same guys that'll be tough. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:59.960 Who run it, we run it? Yeah, listen, that's just 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.400 so that's just my perspective. Yeah, one hundred percent. So 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.280 Bust and Bull's not dead in your opinion. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.880 I don't think the Bust and Bull's dead at all. 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:08.199 I know the boys in Michigan have literally told me, 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:09.800 we're just waiting for them to sign We're ready to go. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:14.040 That's what Michigan said. Michigan's already drawn their line the sand. 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.320 They got their troops ready. Do we need the ad? 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.439 Wait, we're just waiting for you guys to storm the beaches. 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:18.840 What's that? 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:20.639 We just need the We need the Michigan ad to have, 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.600 we need his signature. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.720 He will. They're just waiting on y'all. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.760 Yeah, I listen, I think we'll get it done. Like, 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:28.520 obviously there's some things going on right now to work. 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:32.600 You were twelveth we aber twelfth we gotta go like 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:34.680 and I'm just away. 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.480 You can put yourself in Nebraska's shoes right now, like 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.720 we just fired our head coach, right but I think 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:41.919 you know what happens when that, when those things go on, 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:43.120 you find things to play for. 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:49.159 The bus trophy is a moment that you can build around. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.359 The level of optimism is incredible. I just fucking I absolutely, Like, 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.119 I can't tell you how much I love you. I 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:56.720 don't have the words. I don't have the vocabulary to 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.240 tell you how much I love you. The way you're 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.560 talking right now, I wish. And I hope the AD 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:02.959 and the interim head coach at have they said, who 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:05.800 the internim my coach is gonna be Oh yeah, Mickey Joseph, 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:08.199 Mickey Joseph. I hope they're listening there and they go, 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:11.560 we gotta fucking do this. He's right because you are. No. 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:17.480 Yeah, let's hope that shit gets done. He actually was. 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:18.600 The uh I don't know if he is the like 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:20.600 the wide receivers coach, but he was part of like this. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.800 He was at LSU before Nebraska and he was part 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.639 of like building out those receivers. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.400 He did Julio Jones go off last night, Yeah he did. 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:31.520 That's pretty selfish. 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:32.720 He was going off in a way to where I 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.360 wanted to find the four net clip. But him saying 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:36.520 like he's happy because he was even dropped the ball 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:36.960 and got up. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.320 I was like smiling, thinking I should have had that ball. Yeah, 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:41.600 oh I saw that one. He almost Yeah. I just 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:44.680 turned off watched Top Done last night, the new one. Yeah, 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:48.439 probably a third time. That movie's dude, that's such a 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.760 good vibe. That movie, it's outstanding. What else is an 0:18:50.760 --> 0:18:54.240 incredible vibe? Maybe the best vibe that you can possibly 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:58.199 populate in your little mind is Spooptober And it's right 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:01.240 around the corner, dude. And I think now more than ever, 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:08.760 we need everything, wizards, witches, goblins, schools, specters, the whole 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:12.240 fucking thing. Dude. I need jack of landyards with candles 0:19:12.359 --> 0:19:14.480 lit and they're just fucking glowing at you as you're 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.800 walking up and get caught in somebody's fake cobwebs you 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:21.880 walk in here or that dune doom, Doom, Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.160 Do it? You just need it, dude, we need it. 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.560 We're on our way. I'm seeing leaves fall. Are you 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:28.520 feeling the temperature? 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:28.800 Yes? 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:31.880 Are you actually seeing leaves? I don't see any leaves falling. 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:33.680 Out to my house, Dude. I saved the first one 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.639 every year. Okay, I love that, all right. It's like 0:19:35.720 --> 0:19:37.439 a tree star. Yeah, I got I got it in 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:39.040 a in a book, dude. I fucking hold it down. 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:42.000 I keep it in there forever, dude. But I will 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:42.520 coming up. 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:46.160 The weather is like it was a little chilly this morning. 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:48.080 It was. Now the weather is gonna heat back up. 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:50.040 I do look at the weather. It's going to crank 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:51.959 back up to the eighty seven eighty eight range. So 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:54.160 that's a toughy tough. 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.080 But I've been driving around with the smile on my 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.160 face knowing it's close and also. 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.520 I see it. So yeah, I got yours right there. 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:05.040 I love that, dude. The pootoberse. You want to turn 0:20:05.040 --> 0:20:06.840 around for the boys, let them see it. I can 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:09.240 just hold it up. What can't you do? 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:10.560 Are you ready for this? 0:20:10.880 --> 0:20:11.080 Yeah? 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:12.439 I've seen it, so oh you have? 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.879 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you don't have to shoot the camera. 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:21.600 It's outstanding. That's the picture that's with Midland, that's what 0:20:21.720 --> 0:20:26.120 they took it off of. Man, you look phenomenal in that. 0:20:26.640 --> 0:20:28.960 Garrett was like, you look like you got Mark McGuire. 0:20:28.640 --> 0:20:30.640 Formar, you have Mark McGuire forms. You know what tough 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:33.879 part is that orange facial hair you have. That's a 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:37.159 fucking L. That's a fucking l right there, dude, a 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:37.639 massive l. 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:39.600 And the like the little amish beard like below my. 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:41.840 Yeah, let me see my beard. My ship looks good. 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.040 That's the best my facial has ever looked in that. Yeah. 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:51.200 Thing's full. Yeah, it ain't ever been that full. Look 0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:56.040 tough to pop them knuckles? Yeah, damn boys. That orange 0:20:56.320 --> 0:20:59.000 October is on the fucking way. 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:04.080 And gets when it drops. When what's today? 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:07.440 It's twelfth, drops on the fifteenth, it drops in the 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:10.840 fifte listening right now the fourteenth or yep, thirteenth. 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:12.840 Nope, Tuesday, this is dropping tomorrow. 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:14.280 I thought I was dropping Wednesday becase we're back to 0:21:14.320 --> 0:21:15.000 one episode a week. 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:16.639 We want to do a Tuesday because it's earlier in 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:17.119 the cycle. 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:21.359 I fucking love it, dude. Yeah, take those algorithms stirring 0:21:21.400 --> 0:21:25.080 a pot, dude, cauldron if you will. Algorithms, Oh, do 0:21:25.160 --> 0:21:30.600 a little vampire tier. Put that in there, dudep alchemists, boys, alchemists. 0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:34.480 We're just tossing things in there. That's what you gotta do. Subscribe, unsubscribed, 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:37.680 resubscribe to the whole thing because the boys in need. 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:40.760 Yea god, dude, you can remember. 0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:42.399 The hell You can turn some butter, can't you? 0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:42.600 Now? 0:21:42.840 --> 0:21:43.560 Can you can? 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.960 You can do that? Ship my boy? Different you see 0:21:46.960 --> 0:21:50.359 them forums on this Relax, Relax, easy, easy, sucking on 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:50.680 the juice. 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.960 Will I'm excited. I'm excited about smoot over. 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:56.399 Yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. By the way, 0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:58.520 what are you? Are you gonna do that? 0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.199 Absolute r T? Yeah, I'm gonna get on tests. I'm 0:22:02.240 --> 0:22:04.719 gonna get on some pepti its like, I'm gonna turn 0:22:04.760 --> 0:22:04.960 it up. 0:22:04.960 --> 0:22:08.840 Aycle, you're gonna do a cycle, not like not like 0:22:08.840 --> 0:22:11.480 a steroid cycle. But you're gonna get jacked. 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:16.680 I'm gonna dive into the bing green Field portfolio of advice. 0:22:16.840 --> 0:22:17.959 Are you gonna hire a doctor? 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:21.640 I'm gonna find the guy. I'm gonna find a guy guy. Yeah, 0:22:21.720 --> 0:22:23.800 I would go I would google who's the Rocks guy 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:25.639 and just go with that rightly. 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:27.800 Text Jelly roll like, hey, can you just put me 0:22:27.840 --> 0:22:29.000 in a group chat with the Rock. I want to 0:22:29.000 --> 0:22:31.120 ask him a couple of questions. Yeah, Jelly knows the Rock. 0:22:31.560 --> 0:22:33.520 Yeah, that's pretty crazy. He hasn't got the Rock on the 0:22:33.520 --> 0:22:35.119 bus yet. I think I think he. 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:37.600 I think Jelly's playing the long game for us. 0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:41.480 Yeah. I texted him twice in the last two weeks, 0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:45.960 no response. He's grinding and you gotta I love it. 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:48.360 I'll send him and Ernest a voice text probably once 0:22:48.400 --> 0:22:50.600 a week, just tell them how I fucking love their 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:52.720 grind and how I love it there at the top 0:22:52.720 --> 0:22:54.679 and they're just fucking doing their thing right now. I 0:22:54.720 --> 0:22:58.480 love it. Yet in other studs, yeah, yeah, absolutely. 0:22:58.040 --> 0:23:00.960 And you know that, like especially Jelly, like he's in 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:02.200 a long game with the boys. 0:23:02.520 --> 0:23:04.800 Oh yeah, yeah, Jelly's all time. 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My shout out, no free 0:25:10.040 --> 0:25:12.640 shout out this week goes to that hot and ready 0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:14.600 rotissory chicken on the way out of the grocery store. 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:20.480 Louder too long, you're that's outstanding. That's outstanding, outstanding. Next 0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:25.360 up the milf hunter, Jackie Baby. My shout out. 0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:29.520 Shout out of the week goes to a time period 0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:33.120 and that is the eight am to eleven fifty nine 0:25:33.160 --> 0:25:34.359 slot on Sundays. 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:36.200 Now I know I've been hitting on ball a lot. 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:40.359 But it's that like four hour period right before the NFL, 0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:44.320 like the whole day starts and the future is just limitless. 0:25:44.440 --> 0:25:47.920 There's so many opportunities for winning bets, getting your fantasy 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.639 team in line, and it just like always feels so 0:25:50.720 --> 0:25:52.159 optimistic until it's not. 0:25:52.600 --> 0:25:55.479 But those four hours, it feels kind of like the 0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:56.520 world kind. 0:25:56.440 --> 0:25:58.399 Of just stops for a moment and you're able to breathe, 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:01.600 and all the silence just is there. You're just able 0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:04.800 to think clearly a flow state. That's exactly what I 0:26:04.840 --> 0:26:08.280 was looking for. So shout out to the eight am 0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:11.800 to eleven fifty nine right before kickoff, and then a 0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:15.359 little red zone, some some beer, some water, whatever you 0:26:15.400 --> 0:26:15.879 got going on. 0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:19.560 Start's flowing, and shout out to that time. That sounds 0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:22.439 like something exciting. That sounds like something exciting I do. Like, 0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:24.639 what if the world did stop turning? What would happen? 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:26.439 I don't know. 0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:30.359 Everybody would die, Yeah, everybody would die day pay I 0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:33.480 don't think so would we? Yeah? The Earth rotates at 0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:36.320 eight hundred miles an hour. If the Earth stopped moving 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.720 for one second, we would all just go eight hundred 0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.879 miles an hour to the east and die. Everyone would die. 0:26:42.560 --> 0:26:48.280 Depends what do you mean. I think it defends. Man, 0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:51.600 eight hundred miles an hour, Buildings would fall over. You 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:55.920 can drive yourself to anything, but if you were stripped 0:26:55.960 --> 0:27:00.439 in somewhere, that place would probably collapse on you. 0:27:00.480 --> 0:27:02.919 Maybe you might not be in a spot where you 0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:03.439 get collapsed. 0:27:03.480 --> 0:27:05.600 If you're on a roller coaster ride, you're already buffet 0:27:05.680 --> 0:27:08.600 thinking that. However, I think it's like you just go 0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.280 six hundred miles an hour faster, even if you were 0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:13.200 going on a two mile an hour roller coaster. 0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:15.000 How fast roller coasters go fifty? 0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:18.119 Maybe one of those like underground indoor roller coasters, like 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:19.000 if you're like on. 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:22.360 A circus Circus in Vegas. I haven't been on that one. 0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:23.719 Oh, we used to hit that all the time when 0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:27.000 I was a kid. But the Mummy in Disney, because 0:27:27.000 --> 0:27:28.560 that's like an indoor kind of underground. 0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:32.480 Yeah, but buddy, you're on a roller coaster, the earth 0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:35.640 stops moving. How fast roller coaster go? Tops fastest roller 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.400 coaster in the world. I'm gonna say seventy eight miles 0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:42.720 an hour? What's the fastest roller coaster of all time? 0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:44.960 Because okay, so let's say it's a hundred. Let's just 0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:48.560 say it's a hundred. You still travel seven hundred miles 0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:53.560 an hour faster. Your fucking neck would my neck with 0:27:53.680 --> 0:27:57.119 touch JP's and I'll just be dead instantly. You we 0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:02.760 all would let alone. Also, the roller coaster would like 0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:05.400 fucking fall off the tracks and do some crazy ship. 0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:07.880 Maybe if you're angled the right way to where you're 0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:08.840 like going out and. 0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:10.440 You're still not going eight hundred. 0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:10.720 Miles an hour. 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:12.879 Yeah, but maybe you're like in the air and then 0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:14.600 you just kind of dies down and then you can 0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:15.520 kind of land in water. 0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:18.840 Or if you're on an airplane landing water at eight hundred 0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:21.199 miles an hour. What if you're on an airplane and 0:28:21.240 --> 0:28:23.960 you're going four hundred and fifty miles an hour. Oh no, 0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:28.440 because you're you're you're not on the ground. Mm hmmm, JP. 0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:30.880 You just the game. 0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:36.959 Fuck, I hope it does. Yeah, a ton of science sha, 0:28:37.000 --> 0:28:42.040 because you think the earth stops moving and no, yeah, 0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.040 think about it, some crazy ship. 0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:48.480 You're not out of the whatever atmosphere. We're just talking 0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:52.080 about the ball, right, But if you're on a plane, 0:28:52.120 --> 0:28:53.200 you're still flying. 0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:58.560 On faster than the cool do you think they'd be 0:28:58.600 --> 0:29:01.120 like dead air. You just follow the sky. 0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:05.000 Like the dead sea, but dead air. Dead air, everything 0:29:05.080 --> 0:29:05.680 floats in it. 0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:09.840 We're talking about just the air pivot into JP shoutout 0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:14.960 for Shadows of the week, dude, interesting pivot, Yeah, shout 0:29:15.000 --> 0:29:15.840 it's the time travel. 0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:19.160 My shout out no free shout out is also a 0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:23.680 little bit of manifestation because my my maintenance light came 0:29:23.720 --> 0:29:26.760 on in my car and so did my tire pressure one, 0:29:27.520 --> 0:29:29.680 and my shoutout no free shoutout goes to when you 0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:34.000 go to the car repair shop and it's only minimal 0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:37.840 like repairs that have to be done. Exactly what's on 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:39.760 the thing is like, okay, we can get that take 0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:44.400 care of for less than a million dollars. So that's 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:47.080 my shout out and hopefully that's what happens tomorrow. 0:29:47.160 --> 0:29:52.080 More money to spend on at the bus exactly, all right, Garrett, 0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:53.719 best mustache in the world, buddy. 0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:55.600 That thing looks fucking electric. 0:29:55.720 --> 0:29:56.000 Dude. 0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:57.840 Thank you keep going. What's your shout out up shot 0:29:57.840 --> 0:29:58.240 out of the week. 0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:01.040 My shout out shout out of the week is gonna 0:30:01.040 --> 0:30:03.440 go to everybody that came to the tailgate yesterday and 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:07.720 Bob Merch we sell out very close we. 0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:09.480 Could have done something special, could have. 0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:15.920 And even like unfortunately the Giants fans were buying merch. 0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.880 That's okay, So thanks for your money. Yeah, I appreciate it. 0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.240 But that's my shout out for shout out. We'll see 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:24.880 all Raiders weekend. We're gonna have to re up, come 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:27.560 early so it's not all sold out because if it 0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:29.240 sells out, we're gonna do something special. 0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.960 We're gonna do something special. Yeah. 0:30:31.960 --> 0:30:33.200 I mean there were a lot of Giants fans to 0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:35.240 but they were about the boys. They were about. 0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:38.080 Fucking the whole time. Like the we didn't stop. 0:30:38.400 --> 0:30:40.800 Yeah, work top was crowded, bro, Like the vibes were up. 0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:42.040 We're up. 0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:46.440 That's outstanding. Yeah yeah. Oh, speaking of Michael Chandler coming through, 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:49.800 he was in he was in uh our suite. And 0:30:49.880 --> 0:30:52.760 after the game, obviously I'm feeling sorry for the boys. 0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:55.200 And I walk out and Chandler's there, big smile on 0:30:55.240 --> 0:31:00.120 his face, big hug. Who wasn't. I said it with 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:02.160 text and say, at least your real friends show up. 0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:04.960 I put even when the flames off, dude. 0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:09.040 I put tap tap ah. That was like, oh, this 0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:09.560 is a joke. 0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:12.440 I wanted to see you so bad. 0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.560 We are are our babysitters done? And she was up 0:31:15.560 --> 0:31:16.280 at seven thirty. 0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:18.160 I respect it. 0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:21.120 That was literally the only I respect the reason why 0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:22.160 we had respected. 0:31:22.600 --> 0:31:24.160 It's all good, it's all good. But I'll tell you 0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:26.280 what you can do. Let me know. Your shout out 0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:27.000 up for shut of the week. 0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:29.400 All right, So I got one. I think you guys 0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:35.920 will enjoy this. My shout out. My shoutout shout out 0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:36.600 goes to. 0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:41.880 A time back in high school, whenever you have your license, 0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:44.960 the world seems small. It seems like it's all about 0:31:45.000 --> 0:31:46.680 the bubble you got going on in high school, the 0:31:46.760 --> 0:31:50.000 dating relationships going on, all the storylines in high school. 0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.760 We're all doing life together. Everything we do in high 0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:56.800 school matters the most. However, my shout out goes to 0:31:57.280 --> 0:32:00.440 when you're on the road and you see your boy 0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:02.440 out driving. 0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:05.040 I don't know where he's going. You just happen to 0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:05.680 see your boy. 0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:08.000 Like remember the times where you'd be in the car 0:32:08.600 --> 0:32:11.400 even before driving, and you see like your parents' car 0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:13.320 and you like see your boy in the back and 0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:13.840 you're like waving. 0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:15.720 You're like, oh, there's Taylor just went by. 0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:18.440 And then in high school and you're driving and you 0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:19.840 see your boys and you see him pass by and 0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:21.160 you're like, oh, that's the boy, and you sit there 0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:21.720 and text. 0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:23.880 Him then call him real quick, because now that I'm. 0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:26.480 In Nashville, I feel that that doesn't happen. So maybe 0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:29.400 it's like a small town vibe thing. Because we were 0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:31.000 driving the other day and I thought I saw somebody 0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:32.680 where I thought it was their vehicle. 0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:33.080 Yeah. 0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:34.800 I was like, man, remember the times back in high 0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:36.800 school when life was simple and you would just see 0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.800 your boy out driving and you'd like give a honky bag. 0:32:38.880 --> 0:32:40.720 Oh was that just you? I feel like it doesn't 0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:44.440 really happen in the city, so that my shout out, 0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:46.760 no free shoutout goes to seeing your boy out driving, 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:47.720 give them a nice little wave. 0:32:48.960 --> 0:32:52.040 You really saved that one, because mine, like two weeks ago, 0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.680 was seeing your boy out in the wild, like in 0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:55.280 the middle. 0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.920 Of the work week. But you saved it by driving. 0:32:58.800 --> 0:32:59.200 Oh yeah. 0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.560 Use it was really like a fleeting thought of like 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.680 I thought it was somebody struck and I was like, man, 0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:05.520 I don't really feel like I see any of my 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:06.800 boys out on the road anymore. 0:33:06.840 --> 0:33:08.400 I was like, maybe it's like a small town thing 0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:10.200 where you like see somebody's caring, you're like, oh, this 0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:11.239 is so and so pulling up. 0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:13.040 Well, that's probably what the world just gets. The world 0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:13.920 just gets bigger to you. 0:33:14.200 --> 0:33:16.920 But that's when people had like jacked up trucks and 0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:18.960 like something very specific on it. 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.160 And you guys, I try and wave at every cop 0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:22.120 car that goes by a blossom. 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:26.800 I don't think that was him that a small town 0:33:26.920 --> 0:33:28.360 is definitely a thing to because there's only so many 0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:29.160 vehicles out there. 0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:32.640 Yeah, you know, and you're right, it might just be 0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:33.840 like more of a smaller town. 0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:35.520 Yeah, I feel bad field that I grew up in 0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:38.480 small towns. I do. It's such a vibe, especially in 0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:41.920 high school, like what a fucking awesome, Like you just 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.560 see all the same people all the time, and like 0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:45.400 you're kind of always at home. But I do think 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:48.600 wherever you move, even if you live somewhere for a 0:33:48.640 --> 0:33:51.480 long time, it definitely like the world just gets bigger 0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:51.800 to you. 0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:53.320 You see more cars all the time, You're doing more 0:33:53.360 --> 0:33:55.400 shit all time. Yeah, because I don't think I've ever 0:33:55.440 --> 0:33:56.920 seen you out. 0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:03.440 Yeah I saw yeah a loss saw Garrett on the 0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:08.160 way to a football game one time, jamming. You know 0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.000 a game It was what game was that? It was 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.759 the Bills game? Oh was it? When? Was it? Last year? 0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:17.359 Two years left? The fourteen day off? Couldn't practice COVID shit, 0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:19.400 Oh that's. 0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:21.160 Why we played on Tuesday night, day night. Yeah, I 0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:24.080 remember that. I remember going to that game. It's like, 0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:25.520 it's this game is either gonna be close or they're 0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.600 gonna blow our asses out because they were able to 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:30.400 practice and stuff. Your windows were shaking on the truck. 0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:33.000 Oh buddy, I was fucking aloud. I was getting I was. 0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:34.839 Getting wher we we get like trying to see get 0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:36.080 all the cameras at the end of the game and 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.080 be like this ass opens brought to you by Zoom. 0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:40.320 Yeah, we're just a week. 0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:46.360 Oh dude, fucking e times. My shout out, no shoutout 0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:49.200 of the week goes to a specific time in your 0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:52.480 life that not everybody's gone through. Will hasn't. I don't 0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:55.480 believe JP has, but I know that Jack bloss, me 0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:57.720 and Garrett have it. It's when you get your first tattoo. 0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:00.000 Not when you get the first tattoo and you feel 0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:03.600 so coole as fuck, but when finally that tattoo settles 0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:07.040 into your skin, there's no more peeling, there's no more scabs, 0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:09.239 and you're just like, Hey, this is me for the 0:35:09.239 --> 0:35:11.120 rest of my life with this batty on my arm 0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:14.759 right here. That is such an outstanding feeling, because when 0:35:14.760 --> 0:35:16.839 you first get the tattoo, you're like, yeah, I got 0:35:16.880 --> 0:35:18.239 it and it's here, but I need to make sure 0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:20.840 this thing heals right. You're super anal about that tattoo 0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:23.120 when you first that, especially the first couple after you 0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:25.160 get about like you know, a Baker's dozen of them boys, 0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:26.640 You're like, it'll rip, It'll be fine, you know, throw 0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:28.120 some lotion on that piece every once in a while, 0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:30.919 you'll be good. But you're so anal about I gotta 0:35:30.920 --> 0:35:33.279 put this ad woman on. I gotta make sure and 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:36.680 wash it with an unscented low uh soap, all that shit. Yeah, 0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:38.160 I got to make sure it's open but not too 0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.600 open because I don't want to get infective all that stuff. 0:35:40.640 --> 0:35:42.840 But when it finally settles in the skin and everyone 0:35:42.920 --> 0:35:44.200 kind of does the same thing, you like grab your 0:35:44.239 --> 0:35:46.160 tattoo and you like kind of take your fingers and 0:35:46.200 --> 0:35:48.160 you like mush your fingers in your skin. Be like, 0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:52.000 that's just fucking me now, dude, that's just fucking me 0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:55.720 on my hand. So my shout out and every shadow 0:35:55.760 --> 0:36:01.560 of the week goes too. When that first tattoo finally settles, Hey, 0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:03.359 that was off the top too. I had nothing. I 0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:06.239 had fucking nothing. I had nothing for this week. That 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:08.399 was good. Thanks man, that was actually so good. 0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.960 I think I'll post your shout out and be like, 0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:12.239 I'm posting this for the boy. 0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:15.440 Thanks man. For everybody who wears tattoos out there. Yeah, yeah, 0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:17.279 I appreciate that, because it really is a thing to you. 0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:19.920 When you get that first tattoo, you're so hype. I 0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:21.759 remember my first tattoo I got was lawan on the 0:36:21.800 --> 0:36:23.959 inside of my arm, and I got an old English 0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:26.960 and an old English W low key looks like an M. 0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:29.360 So like it looked like I said, le man on 0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.840 my but I would legit go to parties. That's that 0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:34.200 thing settled, and I would go find the nearest couch. 0:36:34.280 --> 0:36:36.200 My freshman year of college with a short sleeve shirt on, 0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:38.600 I'd like put my arms up like this or whatever, 0:36:38.800 --> 0:36:41.120 just had that thing showing off man being like, oh, yeah, 0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.840 this boy, he's gunned up. You better watch out, dude, 0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:48.479 he's gunned up. Dude. Yeah, here is what's up boys, 0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:51.040 you straight. It's like a big stretch, dude, what's up? 0:36:51.280 --> 0:36:53.520 Oh that right there? Yeah, it's my last name. 0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:56.440 Oh, it's my last Then you get to college and realize, 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:58.879 like everybody that comes from everywhere has like either their 0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:01.360 initials or their last name somewhere like all that, and there's. 0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:04.279 Very specific white guy and black guy tattoos, very specific. 0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:08.560 But it's just fucking you get it. You feel it, 0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:10.040 and you feel a certain type of way when you 0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:12.080 get that first tattoo, like, hey, your boy's got a 0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:15.320 little more street cred. I'm out there right now. Yeah, 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:19.439 you can find out someday one day. Maybe one day 0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:24.200 if someday looks not closed, is it though it looks 0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:27.759 not closed? Oh that'd be so far. 0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:30.800 Will Yeah what I felt like thought about before, just 0:37:30.880 --> 0:37:31.680 gonna sleep done? 0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:37.960 Yeah do that, maybe I will. Why don't you right now? 0:37:39.360 --> 0:37:41.399 You know, I don't like being forced like pressure, peer 0:37:41.400 --> 0:37:43.480 pressured into it like an instant decision. 0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.040 Yeah, that's why would you get afford the boy tattoo 0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:53.239 or something? I mean, no, just we are somewhere. I'm 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.800 all of his low back dude get for the boys, 0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:58.720 just sits in a chair and the shirt, the shirt's 0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.320 a little too short you kind of so everyone's like, 0:38:01.360 --> 0:38:04.040 what the fuck's I say? For the boys? Maybe has 0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:06.360 an arrow pointing down I don't know, lower. 0:38:06.200 --> 0:38:07.360 Back air kind of sticking around on. 0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:10.960 Oh, speaking of dude, speaking of uh shout outs, And 0:38:10.960 --> 0:38:13.040 we don't really go back to other people's shout outs, 0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:15.720 but sometimes when you have a shout out and something happens, 0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:18.040 and it kind of makes you nervous for that individual, 0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:19.920 like you want to come back and check in. 0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:23.200 And our friend Jack had a shout at about. 0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:25.239 Being in the steam room with some older gentleman the 0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.239 YMCA or whatever the fuck he was working out at. 0:38:27.440 --> 0:38:30.879 And I told you, I told you that old man 0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:34.919 was probably probably trying to slap some cheeks. So has 0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:37.600 there been any update between you and him? 0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:39.960 I thought you were about to like say, some experience 0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:42.279 you had, not just no circling back. 0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:45.279 No, I have not. Have you been in that steam 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:45.840 room since? 0:38:45.960 --> 0:38:46.280 Yeah? 0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:47.799 For sure, has he been in there? 0:38:48.040 --> 0:38:50.640 No, not him specifically, But like I said, it wasn't 0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:53.560 a specific man. It was like that type of man 0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:56.040 that's seventy plus and just does. 0:38:55.920 --> 0:39:00.600 Not care what's going on out. Yeah, yeah, he probably 0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.399 moved that towels aside when you walked in. Let him 0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:05.799 see it, dude, let me see if he's interested. Yeah, 0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:09.080 little hand towels, dude, they are like stars. Keen Hutch 0:39:09.160 --> 0:39:11.680 the little hand towels around the waists. 0:39:11.800 --> 0:39:13.880 I actually met this nice old man in the sona 0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:19.440 last week and then he is the winningest wrestler at 0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:21.080 the University of Oklahoma's history. 0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:24.279 Yeah, I bet he wanted to wrestle you. That's that 0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:27.920 fucking sona. Hey, look it up, it's Ooctober shirts. Ye out. 0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:30.040 Steve Burns the interview. 0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:34.200 Steve is all Time, tell some incredible stories, talks about 0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:36.560 who was one of my favorite comedians growing up. Dang 0:39:36.600 --> 0:39:40.160 cook It had an incredible story on that. Had a 0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:45.440 very strong opinion about Jerry Seinfeld as well. Stories. He 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:47.680 had some great fucking stories, dude. 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So let's go dude. But yeah, man, 0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:27.640 it's a crazy, ryn crazy run. 0:41:27.760 --> 0:41:31.799 We have a Steve burn On comedian legend. I can't 0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:34.560 wait to talk to a lot of stuff. Your boy, 0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.920 like your Boys, is one of one of like my 0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:38.840 comedy heroes. 0:41:38.920 --> 0:41:41.520 Yeah, Vince Vaughn. I thought you were gonna say, Paul Shore, 0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:42.040 that's okay. 0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:45.200 Paul shows great did in the Army Now, phenomenal movie. 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:48.040 That's right, phenomenal movie. You you do it? 0:41:48.120 --> 0:41:50.160 Don't you do a podcast as well with Joe. 0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:50.600 I do a. 0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:54.640 Podcast with Joe Gatto from Practical Jokers. Uh yeah, so 0:41:54.800 --> 0:41:56.719 do that. And then I do comedy Pinata, which you 0:41:56.800 --> 0:41:59.959 joined on. Yes, and that's just uh, you know, done insane. 0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:03.080 We sit in the comedy club and it's just comedians 0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:06.200 sitting there watching stand up comedy together and we break 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:08.680 down the bits and kind of poke through the holes, 0:42:08.800 --> 0:42:11.359 and then we have stories about the comics. So it's 0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:15.120 really a fun organic way because I've seen podcasts about 0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:18.239 like stunt men breaking down stunts in film, or like 0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:21.080 special effects artists break down you know, Star Wars and 0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:25.239 Star Trek, and I've never seen comics breaking down bits 0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:30.240 of comedy. So it for me, even through the process 0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:33.240 of doing it, made me really appreciate the different gears 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.719 that different comics have, you know, whether it's you're a 0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:40.680 storyteller slash just full on entertainer like Burke Kreischer, or 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:43.560 like a prolific joke writer like Mark Norman. And so 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:46.319 you get into the nuances of everybody's thing, and then 0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:48.719 you have like you know, Swiss army knives, like I 0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:52.280 could do a little bit everything, but not one thing great, 0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:54.160 just a lot of a lot of things good. 0:42:54.320 --> 0:42:55.920 Yeah, yeah, And so what would you rather be just 0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:57.560 great out one thing? Er good at a lot of things. 0:42:57.800 --> 0:42:59.319 I'd rather be good a lot of things. 0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:01.719 Because even when I'm going to Nashville, like I go 0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.359 to Zane's, right, I just do stand. 0:43:05.520 --> 0:43:07.880 I just do crowd work. I just fuck off and 0:43:07.920 --> 0:43:08.839 do crowd What do you mean. 0:43:08.760 --> 0:43:09.359 By crowd work. 0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:11.520 Crowd work is when you just go up and you 0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.560 have any material plan and it just starts with conversations 0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:16.640 with the audience and you're living on the wire. So 0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:19.640 my job there is to just make make them laugh 0:43:19.680 --> 0:43:21.640 out of nothing and just see what I can do. 0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.799 So it's because I work so much on crowd work, 0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:26.960 just at Zanies and like when I'm in New York City, 0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:29.080 like last night, for example, at the Sealey, just doing 0:43:29.120 --> 0:43:32.160 crowd work. Now when I go and do my regular 0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:37.000 shows where it's just material, you could do anything to me, 0:43:37.080 --> 0:43:40.759 and I'm prepared. I have so many like knives and 0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.919 an arsenal of like weapons for any such you drop 0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:45.799 a glass, I gotta lie stuffs over. 0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:46.239 There on that stage. 0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:47.560 Yeah, how do you like prepare for that? 0:43:48.360 --> 0:43:50.680 It's just doing it over and over and over again 0:43:50.760 --> 0:43:53.680 and putting yourself out there and digging yourself. I mean 0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:57.040 at Zany's, I dug myself into so many horrible holes, 0:43:57.120 --> 0:43:58.759 like how the fuck am I gonna get out of it? 0:43:58.800 --> 0:43:59.120 Out of this? 0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:01.000 And usually it's talking to black people. 0:44:02.960 --> 0:44:05.600 He's Asian, he can say that we're all yeah, but yeah, 0:44:06.080 --> 0:44:07.240 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:44:08.960 --> 0:44:11.400 But he is talking to black people and just you know, 0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:13.399 I'm always like, what's the worst thing I could say 0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:13.799 right now? 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:15.960 And I and I say it? Who you say? 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.040 It's like, well, I'm not dropping like the N worders 0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:21.520 say the worst thing, boss say the orders like okay, 0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:24.040 things he ever say the word. I hear Mexicans say 0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:27.520 it a lot. I want what's that Mexican stayed a lot? Well, yeah, 0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:29.759 they kind of get like a pass right because like 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:30.920 they're almost. 0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:32.319 Yeah, I'm digging myself a hole that I don't even 0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:34.319 want to be in right now. Please, like, let's get 0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:36.520 the fuck out of here right now, I'm sucking dreading 0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:39.000 water right now that I might have Like why the 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:39.600 fun would you say that? 0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:41.279 Dude, I'm just gonna be doing this woman, I'm just 0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:42.480 like almost getting canceled. 0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:44.759 Yeah, basically it will try to get canceled once a week. 0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:46.800 I saw to god, dude, are you talking about the 0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:51.279 last thing? The you thing? But that thing too? He 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:55.839 is the other JeOS party party on Twitter even now, 0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:58.320 like when you posted, uh, having your baby and it 0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:01.000 was a black baby, like like about April fool because 0:45:01.000 --> 0:45:02.400 I didn't even think about that, Like, oh, I like 0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:04.320 the canceling thing, and then like you know, mister Arnold 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:06.160 was like, hey, he's just trying to do whatever he 0:45:06.200 --> 0:45:08.640 can get canceled on. Put in your brain, You're like, oh, damn, well, 0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:10.719 was really trying to do that? That's crazy thought. The 0:45:10.760 --> 0:45:13.680 baby thing was fucking hilarious. Yeah, hilarious. It's one. 0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:16.120 It's it's when it's going when it gets outside of 0:45:16.160 --> 0:45:18.040 like the audience who kind of knows you and knows 0:45:18.080 --> 0:45:20.040 how you joke and stuff like that, that's when like 0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:22.239 the racial stuff kind of comes in. Yeah, because one 0:45:22.280 --> 0:45:24.080 dude literally goes, this is uh what he said, this 0:45:24.120 --> 0:45:25.480 is white nationalism at work. 0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:28.480 It's like, fuck, man, I'm just songs, just songs. You holy. 0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:30.759 It's like, yo, bro, easy, like I'm not wearing a 0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:34.719 pillow case in my head, relaxed. Yeah, that's fucking I'm 0:45:34.719 --> 0:45:36.560 here I go again. Here I go again, diging myself 0:45:36.560 --> 0:45:40.799 a party party bro. Jess, Oh you were saying, yeah, 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:45.040 that's that. Will tweeted that he had his baby. Oh 0:45:45.120 --> 0:45:48.040 my dude, My man is fucking hilarious on Twitter. You 0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:53.160 really don't miss Willa earlenn Am. 0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:55.239 My wife and I are literally just laying in bed 0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:57.040 laughing everything happening because Taylor hits me up. 0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.560 He's like, maybe you said a voice thing or maybe 0:45:59.560 --> 0:46:01.759 we got on the phone. But you're like, hey, did 0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:04.719 you have a kid? No, I knew it was a baby. 0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:06.040 You said. 0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:07.440 You got a whole bunch of people that people. 0:46:07.200 --> 0:46:09.000 Were just saying, I didn't know. You didn't see the 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:12.160 photo yet. You didn't see the photo yet, You just 0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:14.480 I thought you had heard that something happened. You're like, 0:46:14.480 --> 0:46:18.520 am I finding out through somebody else before hearing from remember? 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:20.680 Because you were traveling like me and Taylor were. Some 0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:23.000 more people were saying congratulations to you on Twitter. I 0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:25.120 didn't see your tweet, and I remember telling Taylor, and 0:46:25.120 --> 0:46:27.000 I'm like, this motherfucker is so into Twitter now that 0:46:27.000 --> 0:46:28.960 he didn't even tell one of his best friends like 0:46:29.000 --> 0:46:31.120 that he had a child. But he took to Twitter 0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:32.880 to tell the world before he told me. Yeah, but 0:46:32.960 --> 0:46:34.719 like some people are saying congratulations, I'm like, do you 0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:35.320 not fuck. 0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:37.759 When you feel a good joke, it's like it's gotta 0:46:37.800 --> 0:46:39.319 go up now, ye right there you go? 0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.439 Yeah, yeah, but go back. So you usually you get 0:46:42.440 --> 0:46:44.960 in the worst deep waters with black people, go on yeah, 0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:45.440 and then. 0:46:45.320 --> 0:46:48.239 I think you feel it you feel the room, you 0:46:48.280 --> 0:46:51.279 feel the air leave the room. You're like, all right now, 0:46:51.320 --> 0:46:53.359 it's like it's it's just a game of tetris. It's 0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:55.360 like this goes here, this goes here, and you slowly 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:57.960 build and and the key isn't to make the audience 0:46:58.000 --> 0:46:59.880 lab The key really is to make the end of 0:46:59.880 --> 0:47:02.200 it dual laugh that that you're in that hole with 0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:03.719 because you're like, oh my god, did you just say 0:47:03.719 --> 0:47:06.520 that to me? And it's like that's how that's how 0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:08.000 challenging that moment becomes. 0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:09.560 So for me, I love it. 0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:09.960 I don't know. 0:47:10.000 --> 0:47:12.080 That's like the new high for me in comedy, because 0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:16.239 comedy itself, as you witness, to get a laugh is 0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:17.000 such a high. 0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:17.919 It's great. Right. 0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:21.160 The bombs are the fucking worst, those pendulum swings when 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:24.120 you're first starting. I always tell people it's like getting 0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:28.080 sharpy on your face when you're when you're starting, when 0:47:28.080 --> 0:47:30.520 you bomb, it's like it's gonna stay with you for 0:47:30.520 --> 0:47:32.880 a while, but eventually it's gonna weigh off, right, But 0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:35.040 then you get so used to it it's like, fuck, 0:47:35.080 --> 0:47:38.320 bombing is nothing to me, and then you need something. 0:47:38.320 --> 0:47:40.400 It's like you got to cut yourself, like you know 0:47:40.880 --> 0:47:41.600 to feel again. 0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:42.920 So for me, like the. 0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:45.759 Crowd work is like, oh, this is so fun, it's 0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:48.319 so reinvigorous. And then when you when you break through 0:47:48.320 --> 0:47:50.640 and get them to all laugh, but especially you break 0:47:50.640 --> 0:47:53.440 that person, that's the best feeling in the world. Along 0:47:53.480 --> 0:47:56.560 with doing jokes that are challenging and and all that 0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:58.360 other stuff like this new hour is going to be 0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:00.279 a lot of fun. But but for me, I really 0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:02.720 love crowd work and it's helped me become a better comic. 0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:06.040 Yeah, sometimes do you ever not get out of the hole? No? 0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:08.960 And it's something that like after figured out, after. 0:48:08.760 --> 0:48:10.520 The night's over, you're kind of thinking, like, if this 0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:12.680 happens again, here's Oh this would have been funny to say, 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:14.200 like here' so I can get myself out of It's. 0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:15.959 Always tough when you're like in an argument with somebody. Yeah, 0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:18.120 they say something to you and you're like whatever something 0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:19.560 back then like twenty minutes they're like I should have 0:48:19.600 --> 0:48:19.920 said this. 0:48:19.920 --> 0:48:21.480 Right, Or you're driving home you're like why did I 0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:23.759 react that way? Like I kind of said this, or 0:48:24.040 --> 0:48:25.560 even if it's a joke, if I'm like trying to 0:48:25.560 --> 0:48:27.520 make somebody, if you're like trying to make somebody laugh. 0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:28.080 And they're not getting it. 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:30.560 It's just stone face and maybe one person in my laugh, 0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:31.399 but nobody else lasts. 0:48:31.400 --> 0:48:33.440 You're like, all right, in real life, work on a 0:48:33.560 --> 0:48:34.560 postal clarity of life. 0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:39.520 Yeah yeah, but in real life I get I get stumped, yeah, 0:48:39.560 --> 0:48:42.120 which is weird. But on stage it's just like I 0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:44.440 don't know what happens, like I can't get it. Just 0:48:44.640 --> 0:48:46.719 like even if I get stumped for a second, like 0:48:46.719 --> 0:48:48.400 you were saying, don't you ever get stumped? It's like 0:48:48.960 --> 0:48:52.360 I'll put a bookmark in it, knowing, okay, use the 0:48:52.360 --> 0:48:54.719 stock line, get out of it. But the whole time 0:48:54.719 --> 0:48:56.840 I'm doing something else, I'm still thinking about. 0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:58.240 That other one. I get back to that, I'm gonna 0:48:58.239 --> 0:48:59.719 get back to it. I will figure it out. 0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:02.640 And usually something bubbles up over here and I call 0:49:02.680 --> 0:49:04.560 it back to over here, and then I tie those 0:49:04.600 --> 0:49:06.680 two things together and then you get the laugh. 0:49:06.760 --> 0:49:09.359 It's super interesting hearing comics talk about comedy because it's 0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:11.600 kind of like when you're an individual and you don't 0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:13.279 get to talk to people like you, Like if you're 0:49:13.280 --> 0:49:15.080 watching the UFC, you look at it's like, oh, these 0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:16.680 are just a couple of brutes, really just going at 0:49:16.680 --> 0:49:18.680 it and then you start learning like oh, these are 0:49:18.760 --> 0:49:20.920 technical things or doing THEE and half E team like 0:49:21.160 --> 0:49:23.880 they're playing chess up there, and when it's talking to you, 0:49:23.920 --> 0:49:25.839 it's kind of the same thing, like why I'm over 0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:28.319 here sitting here smiling and laughing, right, But I don't 0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:30.319 know that you put all this work into it or whatever. 0:49:30.360 --> 0:49:31.560 We just think, oh, this is a funny guy that 0:49:31.560 --> 0:49:32.080 comes up here. 0:49:32.120 --> 0:49:33.879 That's a good point because UFC you get to see 0:49:33.880 --> 0:49:36.319 all the behind the scenes stuff too, Like you see 0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:37.400 all the technical side. 0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:38.239 And then they talk about it like, oh, I had 0:49:38.280 --> 0:49:39.400 them in half guards, so I knew I had to 0:49:39.440 --> 0:49:41.520 do this yo, totally thinking about that. 0:49:41.600 --> 0:49:45.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I look even like even like roasting, 0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:48.320 like Jeff Ross the Ghostmaster, that's a totally different muscle. 0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:50.200 It's like, oh do comedy just google do a roast. 0:49:50.239 --> 0:49:52.719 It's like that's a skill set, Like there's a real 0:49:52.800 --> 0:49:53.520 different skill set. 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:54.680 Broad works a skill set. 0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:58.160 One liners are a skill set like Bert Chreischer storytelling. 0:49:58.440 --> 0:50:00.680 That's a skill set that not everybody it can be that, 0:50:00.840 --> 0:50:02.640 but when you can do a little bit of bolth. 0:50:02.680 --> 0:50:04.520 That's why I try to push myself to be a 0:50:04.560 --> 0:50:06.400 little bit of both to be a little more well rounded. 0:50:06.600 --> 0:50:08.799 Yeah, it's the fucking greatest job in the world. So 0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:11.440 going back to like bombing, when you start bombing, like 0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:13.200 you go to a comedy store or something like that 0:50:13.760 --> 0:50:16.040 and you get on stage. What's worse bombing in front 0:50:16.040 --> 0:50:17.800 of the crowd or bombing in front of other comics 0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:19.400 When you're first starting, Oh, that's a good you know 0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:21.680 what I'm saying, Because part of you, like you're probably 0:50:21.680 --> 0:50:23.360 thinking yourself like, I want these people to do my peers. 0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:25.280 I want that. I want to like, oh. 0:50:25.120 --> 0:50:26.920 We're all trying to be funny. 0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:30.160 But just like anything, there's different personalities. There's probably some 0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:32.040 comics that they're like, oh, this guy fucking sucks, and 0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:33.719 there's gonna be other guys that are super helpful that 0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:35.759 I want to come to, Hey you did this and that. 0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:36.799 You know what I'm saying. 0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:39.640 I just love nothing more than watching other comics bomb. 0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:42.600 Really the fucking greatest, Yeah, because you're just watching them 0:50:42.600 --> 0:50:45.719 weasele the way out, and then when you're watching it, 0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:49.040 it's just like it's the fucking best because now you're 0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:50.719 seeing your friend in a puzzle. It's like, is he 0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:52.879 going to solve the puzzle or not, and when they 0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:54.000 solve it, it's the best. 0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:55.760 But my favorite thing are bomb lines. 0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:59.040 I love when somebody's telling a joke and it sucks, 0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:01.640 and like Carson was the best, Like the old Carson 0:51:01.680 --> 0:51:04.160 Show literally pulled down the boom mic and tap on it, 0:51:04.280 --> 0:51:07.080 or he'd have a ton of bomb lines and it's 0:51:07.160 --> 0:51:11.200 just again another like organic way that the comics living 0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:15.080 in the moment and you're seeing how is this individual 0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:17.920 going to get out of that moment of silence where 0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.799 it's just it's so fucking uncomfortable. Nothing's worse than that, 0:51:21.040 --> 0:51:23.080 But to get the laugh is the best. The boom 0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.120 light grab is good. That puts everybody back in the 0:51:25.680 --> 0:51:27.560 back in the key, like Okay, we're back in this thing. 0:51:27.800 --> 0:51:29.880 I mean, I feel like blood would just rush to 0:51:29.920 --> 0:51:31.600 my head and I went and like know what to do? 0:51:31.960 --> 0:51:33.560 They is like you've been up there for five minutes 0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:35.280 and yeah, some of your jokesman, hilarious. 0:51:35.280 --> 0:51:37.400 Were a couple like all right, but the one that 0:51:37.560 --> 0:51:39.759 was like oh I didn't really land that la the 0:51:39.840 --> 0:51:40.400 last one. 0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:46.120 Or whatever, I said, Yeah, it was nuts. I remember 0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:49.200 that you helped him a lot with that, right, Steve. 0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:52.000 Helped me punch up with several of my jokes, like 0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:54.440 I would come up with the concept that NBA one 0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:57.200 was was the funniest joke The NBA was, the NBA 0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:59.520 one was, You too was where the way it started 0:51:59.840 --> 0:52:04.000 was definitely I don't know if it's black people gets 0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:05.680 your murky one of the black people. And then I 0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:07.719 talked with the Shane Gillis. He was like, let it ride. 0:52:07.719 --> 0:52:09.800 That's hilarious, probaly hilarious. 0:52:09.880 --> 0:52:11.080 Watch his comedy and you see why. 0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:11.759 He's like, let it ride. 0:52:11.760 --> 0:52:15.080 If you're gonna ask anybody is this offensive, Like Shane 0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:19.040 Gillis was like, ye do it, let it ride, and 0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:21.960 Bert was trying to come up with the player because 0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:23.239 he's like, you got to personalize it. 0:52:23.239 --> 0:52:24.799 And then when I talk to you, that was like 0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:27.319 the great way to kind of personalize it, while also like. 0:52:27.480 --> 0:52:29.480 Yeah, because you you wear a person bone in that joke, 0:52:29.600 --> 0:52:31.800 he was personalized off of you, right. It was to 0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:34.920 throwing it to a name, because then all of a sudden, 0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:37.600 you're you're you're saying something to somebody who's defenseless. But 0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:40.399 it's when it's you, it's like, it's it's fun if 0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:42.000 you can take the sting off it. It's great, like 0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:45.799 I'll ship on people the whole show. But then I'm 0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:48.279 shitting on me more than anybody. You know, there's a 0:52:48.280 --> 0:52:50.480 hot girl in front. It's like it's like relax, dot, 0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:51.960 give me static. I know you saw me pull up 0:52:51.960 --> 0:52:54.240 here in a Saturn. It's like all those like dumb 0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:57.000 bomb lines. Let the audience know I'm no better than 0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:59.520 anybody here. So you know, Asian Elon Musk all these 0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:02.319 dumb Joe oaks, you know that just and that put 0:53:02.400 --> 0:53:02.879 myself down. 0:53:02.960 --> 0:53:07.160 Yeah, that's funny. You got that bank account. No, you're 0:53:07.200 --> 0:53:09.919 thinking Asian Elon Musk would have more money than Elon Musk. Right, Yeah, 0:53:09.920 --> 0:53:13.960 that's a really good point. You know mathematisms has that. 0:53:13.960 --> 0:53:17.040 That one's for you. That was the next one, say 0:53:17.040 --> 0:53:17.719 you an invoice. 0:53:18.000 --> 0:53:21.600 It's interesting too, like because when I talked to Bert, 0:53:21.640 --> 0:53:23.560 he was like, hey, anytime you got something. I love 0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:26.359 writing for other people, like I love working on other people's. 0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:26.640 Hold on, hold on. 0:53:26.640 --> 0:53:29.680 Bert Kreischer said he likes writing for Bert Kreischer doesn't 0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:33.680 write ship. Bert Kreischer just comes in it just starts. 0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:40.360 Talking you guys here about he laugh is so infection. 0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:44.840 Can you imagine Bert They're like building up sitting in 0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:48.279 his man cave, turning on an Edison bull Blight and 0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:52.560 just taking a pen and going fuck what no. 0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:52.960 What what? 0:53:53.080 --> 0:53:54.359 I was going to stay with that. 0:53:56.640 --> 0:53:57.319 Comics. 0:53:57.840 --> 0:54:02.160 Don't mind, don't mind helping everybody, don't mind help me? 0:54:02.160 --> 0:54:04.400 No, no, no, that I'll say. So I'm not shitting on 0:54:04.440 --> 0:54:06.680 Burt obviously, Bert's I love Burt. We kind of came 0:54:06.760 --> 0:54:11.520 up together everything you just said his clips. 0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:11.719 Clip that out and then. 0:54:13.160 --> 0:54:17.799 Put that out and then the retraction of I you know, 0:54:18.120 --> 0:54:21.800 as I'm telling Bert, but Bert is Bert's an entertainer. 0:54:22.320 --> 0:54:26.000 Bert loves entertaining, and the shirt comes off. He is 0:54:26.160 --> 0:54:28.520 the guy you want to hang out with on the road. 0:54:28.560 --> 0:54:31.080 We we toured together for two or three years doing 0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:32.239 this Jameison Whiskey Tour. 0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:34.440 I've never seen anything like it. 0:54:34.520 --> 0:54:37.480 Like he brings a fucking carnival atmosphere anywhere he goes. 0:54:38.160 --> 0:54:40.279 So you think it's like that's an act, It's like, no, 0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:44.000 that's him non stop. He would get like parlor games 0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:47.640 going where we'd we'd be boozing after shows and we 0:54:47.719 --> 0:54:49.799 get a crowd of kids around us, and he'd hold 0:54:49.800 --> 0:54:52.520 two beer steins competing against somebody and. 0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:54.560 Money on the line. The whole bar is in on 0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:55.000 this thing. 0:54:55.280 --> 0:54:58.880 I remember the first time I was dating my girlfriend 0:54:58.920 --> 0:55:02.880 at the time, now, my wife, she's she's from Minnesota, 0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:05.759 she's not used to like Carney lifestyle, right, And so 0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:10.560 she comes to the show in Milwaukee and. 0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:11.120 And we're just hanging out of TEW. She's like, Wow, 0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:11.839 that was really fun. 0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:13.800 And Billy Gardell was there, who's on Mike and Molly 0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:15.239 and Bert was on it, and I was on it. 0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:19.839 And Bert comes busting out of the green room in 0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:24.319 a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and butt naked. And my 0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:27.759 wife's like, what the fuck is that? And and I'm like, 0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:28.720 that's Burt. 0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:29.759 That's the word. 0:55:30.120 --> 0:55:32.200 She goes there always like this. I'm like with him, 0:55:32.200 --> 0:55:34.799 it is, Yeah, it's always like that with him. He's 0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:36.960 just fucking crazy. You see the video of him the 0:55:36.960 --> 0:55:38.560 other day. He's on stage with a sock on on 0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:39.359 this peanut. 0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:41.600 Suck Yeah, goddamn comedy jam. Yeah. Is now? What is 0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:42.279 that a normal deal? 0:55:42.280 --> 0:55:43.880 Am I just I'm not talking about something that everyone's 0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:46.040 doing over there. No, No, not everybody does that show 0:55:46.080 --> 0:55:48.200 on a fucking sock. I I for sure would not 0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:50.240 because I'd have like ankle socks. 0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:52.920 On my small enough, but they get the rubber bands 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:55.040 they keep it on. Okay, I was gonna say right 0:55:55.160 --> 0:55:57.480 when he was moving around, I was like, yeah, you know, 0:55:57.760 --> 0:55:59.319 I said, right on that piece, like that thing gonna 0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:01.520 flop off, you know, because I'm legit in my head. 0:56:01.520 --> 0:56:03.320 I was like, because you when you watch videos sometimes 0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:04.600 you put yourself in the video, Like what if I 0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:06.560 did that and I'm watching, I'm like, that should be 0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.319 off in a second. I know they're putting rubber bands 0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:08.440 on it. 0:56:08.480 --> 0:56:11.560 I think Bert put it around his penis and balls 0:56:11.640 --> 0:56:12.480 and then rubber banded. 0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:14.319 Yeah. I think you hear what Steve said what his 0:56:14.400 --> 0:56:14.920 sock would be. 0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:20.600 Oh, I'd have an ankle suck Yeah, a newborn sock. 0:56:21.200 --> 0:56:25.160 Oh my god, a new boy maybe shoe off the 0:56:25.160 --> 0:56:25.920 fucking rear view on it. 0:56:26.120 --> 0:56:30.560 But Bert is one of the nicest comics in the business, 0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:33.520 and from A to Z from him struggling at the 0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:35.919 Boston Comedy Club and struggling get sets in New York 0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:38.200 to like blowing up right now to be in one 0:56:38.200 --> 0:56:40.320 of the biggest comics in the country and one of 0:56:40.360 --> 0:56:44.200 the biggest draws there isn't a comic in this industry 0:56:44.200 --> 0:56:47.000 that doesn't say I'm fucking I'm so happy. I mean, 0:56:47.080 --> 0:56:49.440 everybody's happy for that dude, because he's a grinder, a 0:56:49.480 --> 0:56:51.680 total grinder, and and one most given comics too. 0:56:51.760 --> 0:56:53.320 Some of the stories he was telling on this podcast 0:56:53.400 --> 0:56:55.480 as wild how he had to like really check himself. 0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.080 When Sigura is getting paid like twenty thousand a set 0:56:58.160 --> 0:56:59.560 or something like that, he was getting two thousand. He 0:56:59.600 --> 0:57:01.600 had to really I was like, I gotta pick it 0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:05.200 up or something like that, because being he was jack 0:57:05.200 --> 0:57:07.120 of all trading, he wasn't just really honing in on 0:57:07.160 --> 0:57:09.799 that one craft. Yeah, he seems he seems like a 0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:10.640 well rounded dude. 0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:13.360 Well, I think comes back for him, comes back to 0:57:13.440 --> 0:57:14.719 him now because you get to look back at the 0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:16.480 old stuff and it's extremely funny. 0:57:16.520 --> 0:57:19.000 Here's likes so much the playoff. Yeah, here's like a 0:57:19.040 --> 0:57:19.760 typical comic. 0:57:19.880 --> 0:57:20.000 Right. 0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:22.600 So I'm doing this film the opening act about like 0:57:22.600 --> 0:57:24.240 a comics first time on the road. 0:57:24.480 --> 0:57:25.480 I reach out to Bert. 0:57:25.800 --> 0:57:30.080 Bert doesn't call me back, right, which is typical of Bert, 0:57:30.240 --> 0:57:32.880 if you know Bert. So I just I'm trying to 0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:35.360 cast this role as a cop in this movie. So 0:57:35.400 --> 0:57:37.600 I text him and I'm like, hey, man, you have 0:57:37.680 --> 0:57:39.200 Tom's number, and he gives it back to me, and 0:57:39.200 --> 0:57:42.200 I called Tom and I cast Tom in the movie. Now, 0:57:42.240 --> 0:57:45.800 Burt's fucking furious, what the fuck man? You cast Tom 0:57:45.840 --> 0:57:47.840 in the goddamn movie. I'm like, you don't fucking call 0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:50.240 me back. I called you, you didn't call me back. 0:57:50.280 --> 0:57:52.520 So I got Tom's Now I put Tom on the 0:57:52.520 --> 0:57:54.960 fucking thing. He's like, it's fucking bullshit, man, I don't 0:57:55.000 --> 0:57:57.360 fucking believe you. All this other stuff and it becomes 0:57:57.360 --> 0:57:59.840 this fun runner. Right, So I'm about to do the 0:57:59.840 --> 0:58:03.200 podcast to promote the film that I'm that Tom's in, right, 0:58:03.480 --> 0:58:05.800 and he brings it up again. But before I knew 0:58:05.800 --> 0:58:07.040 he was gonna bring it up, so I brought up 0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:09.600 an email that Vince Vaughn and Peter billings Ley, the producers, 0:58:09.600 --> 0:58:11.520 are on, and I said, here's who I want to 0:58:11.560 --> 0:58:14.800 cast in the film. Uh, you know, like Sarah Tiana 0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:16.920 is the secretary and Berg Chreischer is the cop. They go, 0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:18.960 they signed off on. I go, great, so it's all 0:58:19.040 --> 0:58:21.880 like dated everything. I sent it to Bert. I go, look, 0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:24.320 I fucking did it. I cast you in the goddamn thing. 0:58:24.320 --> 0:58:25.760 You didn't get back to me. He said, okay, okay, 0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:27.920 good okay, I saw it. 0:58:27.960 --> 0:58:30.160 Okay. He was actually he was actually mad that he 0:58:30.200 --> 0:58:30.960 didn't get it into. 0:58:31.160 --> 0:58:31.920 He was pissed. 0:58:32.320 --> 0:58:34.760 And then I don't get a movie. 0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:38.680 Then he he's doing. We had that conversation before. Then 0:58:38.720 --> 0:58:41.000 he's in his film, right and he's going off to 0:58:41.080 --> 0:58:44.320 Bulgaria to film his film. Congratulations, so happy before you 0:58:44.400 --> 0:58:46.760 earn this all the stuff, and I'm sending him good 0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:49.240 will whatever, and then I'm thinking, this piece of shit, 0:58:50.320 --> 0:58:52.600 he fucking rakes me over the calls for now and 0:58:52.600 --> 0:58:55.280 then he's putting everybody in this batsa on a scene. 0:58:55.320 --> 0:58:57.040 I'm like, you, piece of fucking shit. You didn't put 0:58:57.040 --> 0:59:00.000 me in your fucking movie. And I actually did cast you. 0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:02.440 Fuck you Bert got the camera right there. 0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:05.520 Fuck you. I love you. But yeah, yeah, I love you. 0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:07.200 God damn. 0:59:07.280 --> 0:59:09.040 I'm happy for that dude. And I mean he's he's 0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:09.920 a party everywhere he goes. 0:59:10.000 --> 0:59:12.760 Yes see that Moses by far the most fun to tour. 0:59:12.600 --> 0:59:16.680 With, without a doubt, really most fun comic. Although I'll 0:59:16.680 --> 0:59:18.920 say this I I I started working with Joe Gatto 0:59:19.000 --> 0:59:20.080 from Bro. 0:59:20.200 --> 0:59:22.440 He is so funny and uh im practical jokers. 0:59:22.440 --> 0:59:24.960 He's He was of the four, in my opinion, the 0:59:24.960 --> 0:59:27.760 most like shameless, like he did not care, would do anything? 0:59:28.120 --> 0:59:30.960 Would you absolutely it was you watched that show. Yeah, bro, 0:59:31.080 --> 0:59:33.080 you rolling laughing watching you were trying to come up 0:59:33.120 --> 0:59:33.439 with some. 0:59:33.360 --> 0:59:34.800 Of our like bits that we were gonna do with 0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:40.520 uh Hubbard by just watching in practical Jokers all the 0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:40.919 way long. 0:59:41.360 --> 0:59:42.200 He is funny. 0:59:43.000 --> 0:59:47.000 He I remember we did this Nashville comedy festival that 0:59:47.080 --> 0:59:49.360 was here and the Jokers were on it, and at 0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:51.240 the time I had this Sullivan show. We were on it, 0:59:51.280 --> 0:59:53.280 and so we were we were always hanging out and 0:59:53.360 --> 0:59:56.560 drinking together, and we were we were fucking boozing and 0:59:58.320 --> 0:59:59.560 Joe's on the other side of this bar. 0:59:59.640 --> 1:00:00.440 I'm on the side. 1:00:00.480 --> 1:00:03.200 We're all standing up like Colin Jost is there. We're 1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:06.400 singing piano man, and then Joe jumps off the center 1:00:06.640 --> 1:00:08.840 and starts dancing. He's taking his shirt off and stuff. 1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:11.520 I'm like, man, this dude's fucking crazy. He's fucking great. 1:00:11.840 --> 1:00:14.680 And then I found out he doesn't drink. I was like, 1:00:14.720 --> 1:00:16.840 you do all this shit sober. You're like, you're dancing 1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:18.640 doing the worm with your gut out and stuff, and 1:00:18.640 --> 1:00:20.440 you don't have any liquor. He's like, now, I'm like, 1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:23.000 that's the fucking I couldn't get my head around it. 1:00:23.160 --> 1:00:26.400 So so he's started to stand up. He's like, let's go. 1:00:26.560 --> 1:00:29.720 Uh he loves gambling. So we go to craps table and. 1:00:30.400 --> 1:00:33.440 Nothing to love. Was that toughing. 1:00:34.240 --> 1:00:37.040 He loves it, He loves loves but craps is the 1:00:37.080 --> 1:00:40.520 thing he loves getting a good community around it. 1:00:40.640 --> 1:00:42.400 It's the most the best social gambling game. 1:00:42.840 --> 1:00:46.120 Yeah, it's so communal right, yes, but he he gives 1:00:46.160 --> 1:00:48.560 you license to like have fun because he's having fun. 1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:50.960 He's shitting on the on the dealer on the call 1:00:51.080 --> 1:00:54.000 him shit show senior. Shit show. Yeah, shit show, like 1:00:54.080 --> 1:00:56.920 in a fun, lovable way. But he's losing. And then 1:00:57.280 --> 1:01:00.000 there was this thing where this kid would always roll 1:01:00.040 --> 1:01:02.240 and he'd look at me and we'd make eye contact. 1:01:02.280 --> 1:01:03.840 So you kind of like have a little fun. You're 1:01:03.840 --> 1:01:05.720 like batting your eyes, you're licking your lips and stuff. 1:01:05.760 --> 1:01:08.360 And then he keeps he keeps winning. I'm like, fuck, 1:01:08.400 --> 1:01:10.760 I gotta keep up in the game. So like, so 1:01:10.800 --> 1:01:13.320 he's he's getting ready to roll, I sneak up behind him, 1:01:13.320 --> 1:01:15.439 I go between his legs. I'm down on the ground 1:01:15.480 --> 1:01:17.440 between his legs, looking up at him like this, and 1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:21.960 he maintains eye contact, rolls it. Joe hits horn high 1:01:22.000 --> 1:01:25.160 aces on it and wins like fifty. So now I'm 1:01:25.200 --> 1:01:29.040 like constantly doing shit, and you know, his buddy lifts 1:01:29.120 --> 1:01:31.440 me up. I put my feet on the fucking craps 1:01:31.480 --> 1:01:33.320 table and I'm starting to finger myself and like. 1:01:33.360 --> 1:01:39.440 Ah and miss diabolical, and then he hits on the 1:01:39.480 --> 1:01:42.560 fucking monster bet and they're like, oh my god, like 1:01:42.720 --> 1:01:46.400 it kept going next then him when I. 1:01:46.400 --> 1:01:50.000 Started jogging them off up here, two guys over here. 1:01:50.040 --> 1:01:53.600 Funny, you bring it up. I got two bottles of 1:01:53.600 --> 1:01:55.760 water and as he's doing it, I'm going like this 1:01:56.720 --> 1:01:58.959 and then I go bat and I squirt the water 1:01:59.080 --> 1:02:01.400 all over me and I'm just drenched in water and 1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:04.560 again he hits the kid. Rolled for an hour in 1:02:04.680 --> 1:02:07.360 like five minutes, and I was doing all this crazy 1:02:07.360 --> 1:02:09.520 shit and I was exhausted. But it's because Gatto was 1:02:09.560 --> 1:02:12.320 like egging me on. And he's that guy that's like 1:02:12.480 --> 1:02:16.440 so like he pratfalls everywhere. We're in the airport and 1:02:16.480 --> 1:02:20.400 he'll walk towards somebody's luggage and he'll just trip over 1:02:20.480 --> 1:02:22.320 it and he'll pick it up. He's like, oh, I'm 1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:24.440 so sorry, but he can't get up either. Like the 1:02:24.480 --> 1:02:27.360 first two, He's got to wrestle with the thing. It's 1:02:27.440 --> 1:02:28.520 NonStop with all that. 1:02:28.840 --> 1:02:31.440 No cameras, he's still doing that, no cameras, he still 1:02:31.440 --> 1:02:32.640 does it, no go. 1:02:33.120 --> 1:02:36.600 If there's like stanchions, he'll walk through the stanchion and 1:02:36.640 --> 1:02:39.280 get wrapped up in it and pull them both down and. 1:02:39.200 --> 1:02:41.400 Create the biggest bang you've ever heard. And people like, 1:02:41.400 --> 1:02:42.360 oh my god, are you okay? 1:02:42.520 --> 1:02:44.480 Aren't you from bradtical And he's like, no, I'm not 1:02:44.520 --> 1:02:45.880 that guy, And then they'll just run away. 1:02:45.920 --> 1:02:50.080 It's fucking crazy. He'll just run away, dude, that's so funny. 1:02:50.640 --> 1:02:51.760 Is really fucking funny. 1:02:51.960 --> 1:02:54.200 But we do a pod together called Two Cool Moms 1:02:54.480 --> 1:02:56.640 where we take people's like questions and answer. 1:02:56.880 --> 1:03:00.840 So he's Jack loves moms, loves moms, dude who loves moms. 1:03:01.440 --> 1:03:03.560 The quarterback for the Jets, Jack Wilson. 1:03:03.720 --> 1:03:06.320 Wilson loves moms pretty much. 1:03:06.640 --> 1:03:08.360 I guess I'm the designated mom guy. 1:03:08.440 --> 1:03:11.320 Now. Yeah, talked about the last pot. It's crazy because when. 1:03:11.240 --> 1:03:13.400 Jack first came on banging in juice boxes. 1:03:13.120 --> 1:03:17.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jack, when he first came out. 1:03:17.680 --> 1:03:19.560 We tried to get him what was pothead. 1:03:19.280 --> 1:03:21.960 Jack stoner jack Jack, you know, and he was not 1:03:22.040 --> 1:03:24.320 having He's like, guys, my parents and we can't do that. 1:03:24.560 --> 1:03:26.439 We bring out milk fluver and he's like, yeah I could. 1:03:26.440 --> 1:03:29.200 I was, I can handle being a milk lover. Well, 1:03:30.000 --> 1:03:31.920 he goes my career. I wasn't getting paid at the time. 1:03:31.960 --> 1:03:35.560 I guess, Jet, how long you have this hash? A 1:03:35.560 --> 1:03:37.480 couple of years he's been. He's at that mustard for 1:03:37.520 --> 1:03:37.960 a little bit. 1:03:38.240 --> 1:03:40.480 But he brought up a very good point, Billy, all 1:03:40.520 --> 1:03:43.040 stranger things. I feel like it's a vibe you're going for. 1:03:43.280 --> 1:03:44.320 Is that true or false? 1:03:44.480 --> 1:03:47.280 It wasn't like my intention, but I can see it 1:03:47.320 --> 1:03:50.400 for sure. You go a little bit longer and the 1:03:50.440 --> 1:03:52.560 show Billy goes for Mike's mom. 1:03:52.720 --> 1:03:56.960 So yeah, that's why maybe Jake is doing it. 1:03:57.000 --> 1:03:58.520 I'm glad to hear you like moms, because you do 1:03:58.600 --> 1:04:00.000 look like every other Amber alert. 1:04:06.680 --> 1:04:11.000 We interrupt this episode to bring you go currency dot Com. 1:04:11.040 --> 1:04:15.400 Getting financing for big ticket items like construction equipment, farm machinery, 1:04:15.600 --> 1:04:19.120 trucks and trailers can be a complicated and time consuming process, 1:04:19.360 --> 1:04:23.040 but that isn't the case with currency. 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Visit go currency dot com and find 1:05:02.840 --> 1:05:04.959 out what currency can do for you. 1:05:06.320 --> 1:05:09.120 Back to the episode. The first week I watched Titanic 1:05:09.240 --> 1:05:12.080 with my grandma in theaters saw did you cry? Oh? 1:05:12.080 --> 1:05:13.880 Well no, I didn't crow. I was too young to 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:15.920 feel the emotions of the movie. Ever, so when the 1:05:15.920 --> 1:05:17.320 boobs came out, it was kind of the whole movie 1:05:17.400 --> 1:05:19.720 was a blur after that, you know, pay me like 1:05:19.760 --> 1:05:20.320 your friend girls. 1:05:20.360 --> 1:05:21.240 I was like, man, we're done. 1:05:21.240 --> 1:05:23.960 It's weird to jerk off in front of grandma. That 1:05:24.080 --> 1:05:27.120 was awkward. Right next to you. She put her hand 1:05:27.160 --> 1:05:29.680 over my eyes and I'm like, fucking get out of 1:05:29.720 --> 1:05:30.520 the way, dude. 1:05:30.600 --> 1:05:32.200 I feel like that was my first movie where my 1:05:32.200 --> 1:05:33.840 parents I covered my the first pair of boobs I 1:05:33.840 --> 1:05:34.920 ever saw it and like it changed me. 1:05:35.080 --> 1:05:38.080 Yeah. Yeah, Titanic. Yeah, it's still apply a top five 1:05:38.080 --> 1:05:42.280 movie to me of all time. Really, I love that movie. Fuck, 1:05:42.280 --> 1:05:44.520 it's been a few years for sure, it's still whole. No, no, 1:05:44.640 --> 1:05:46.600 it's been like six months. I watched it during the season, 1:05:46.920 --> 1:05:48.520 maybe after Week one. I had a tough Week one. 1:05:48.560 --> 1:05:50.320 I really just wanted to get emotional before you go 1:05:50.320 --> 1:05:54.320 to the night. In my jams, I'm flying with you, Jackie. 1:05:55.000 --> 1:05:58.560 You can sing though. Thank you for saying that. Dude. 1:05:58.600 --> 1:06:01.120 Is that a bad thing that he said? No, I 1:06:01.160 --> 1:06:03.840 was like, oh shit, yeah, Wolfi's like I've never seen 1:06:03.880 --> 1:06:07.040 someone go there and just give it. Like yeah. In 1:06:07.080 --> 1:06:08.680 my head, I was like, I'm about to blow these 1:06:08.680 --> 1:06:11.440 people away. I have no idea how it actually went. Yeah, 1:06:11.720 --> 1:06:13.120 it was great. I'll tell you. 1:06:13.160 --> 1:06:15.960 I I first off, jelly Roll could do stand up. 1:06:16.080 --> 1:06:20.320 Yeah, oh my god, so good. You can do stand up. 1:06:20.440 --> 1:06:21.240 I appreciate yeah, you. 1:06:23.000 --> 1:06:25.760 Knowing you and then hanging with you and then being 1:06:25.800 --> 1:06:29.080 on the show. I like, there's a because I watched 1:06:29.080 --> 1:06:32.040 the clips this. You guys have more chemistry than some 1:06:32.120 --> 1:06:35.160 comics on their podcast, and you could do this. 1:06:35.440 --> 1:06:37.280 You could do stand up. I'm sure if you wanted to. Well, 1:06:37.480 --> 1:06:41.160 you're texted me. Yeah. And I was at August fourth because. 1:06:40.920 --> 1:06:43.400 We're hanging backstage and you you had said two or 1:06:43.400 --> 1:06:45.160 three funny things in the in the green room. I 1:06:45.200 --> 1:06:46.800 was like, oh, fuck you, you gotta go it sense 1:06:46.800 --> 1:06:49.440 to you, right, But you I think what's like Doing 1:06:49.520 --> 1:06:53.479 this is one thing, but then being on stage, and yeah, 1:06:53.520 --> 1:06:55.600 you have to have like presence, right, you have to 1:06:55.600 --> 1:06:58.040 have some semblance of presents. Even like someone like Nate 1:06:58.080 --> 1:07:00.720 who's pretty like dry in terms of his delivery, he 1:07:00.800 --> 1:07:04.240 still has a great presence on stage. You know, Jesselnick 1:07:04.880 --> 1:07:07.520 incredibly dry. He just gives nothing to the audience, but 1:07:07.560 --> 1:07:11.440 he definitely has a different presence than like Christier, for example, sore. 1:07:11.760 --> 1:07:14.320 But you guys both have a great presence. And that 1:07:14.480 --> 1:07:16.200 night you did it, I was I was really blown 1:07:16.240 --> 1:07:18.320 away to know that that was the first time you 1:07:18.360 --> 1:07:19.400 had been on. 1:07:19.360 --> 1:07:21.880 Stage, but then to deliver jokes like that was fucking great. Yeah, 1:07:21.880 --> 1:07:23.480 I feel like you would be really good at that 1:07:23.600 --> 1:07:25.560 riding and all that. We've talked about it a bunch. Yeah, 1:07:25.600 --> 1:07:28.640 it's funny, dude, Yeah, it was funny to see live shows. 1:07:29.080 --> 1:07:33.040 All we meant talking to rhymeman, Baby, we're doing the rhymen. 1:07:33.240 --> 1:07:35.720 Well we haven't, No, no, we haven't, but we are 1:07:35.720 --> 1:07:37.280 putting a rhyme and said we said, hey, we're doing 1:07:37.320 --> 1:07:38.840 the rhymen. Necks and the rymen and Twitter like sense 1:07:38.880 --> 1:07:40.480 of my eyes. So you guys are I guess you 1:07:40.480 --> 1:07:41.479 could say it's in the work crush. 1:07:41.520 --> 1:07:42.920 I'm telling you, well, I feel like we could do 1:07:43.000 --> 1:07:45.280 we could do like go to our spots, yeah, where 1:07:45.320 --> 1:07:46.560 we feel like we'd get a crowd and do a 1:07:46.600 --> 1:07:47.160 lift show. 1:07:47.000 --> 1:07:49.400 Especially for Bus. The live show was a blast, and 1:07:49.440 --> 1:07:51.840 we did. We we got the live show. Will called 1:07:51.880 --> 1:07:52.720 me and said, hey, do you want to do a 1:07:52.720 --> 1:07:54.320 live show at Zany's And I was like, yeah, sounds 1:07:54.360 --> 1:07:56.880 good because you'll agree to anything if it's far enough away. 1:07:56.880 --> 1:07:58.920 You don't only think about it too much, right, So 1:07:58.960 --> 1:08:00.720 it gets closer and closer and I'm hey, we should Uh. 1:08:00.920 --> 1:08:02.320 I even go to Will and I'm like, we should 1:08:02.400 --> 1:08:04.320 probably write a couple things about what we should do 1:08:05.040 --> 1:08:08.080 and did not do a fucking thing. Didn't do a thing. 1:08:08.080 --> 1:08:09.640 And there was a couple of people from Barstool that 1:08:09.720 --> 1:08:12.000 came to see the show, like, hey, you guys preparing, 1:08:12.160 --> 1:08:13.720 Like no, not at all. 1:08:13.720 --> 1:08:15.520 I sent you because we could never give with Steve 1:08:15.560 --> 1:08:17.200 because I like Steve wants to soda doesn't have that. 1:08:17.520 --> 1:08:19.120 Because he sent the email and I was like, hey, 1:08:19.160 --> 1:08:21.040 check out this email and then yes, you got to 1:08:21.080 --> 1:08:22.920 go to KFC where it's like, all right, they have 1:08:22.960 --> 1:08:25.200 a podcast they're doing the last year one minute. 1:08:25.240 --> 1:08:26.760 A huge point to go to that because they asked 1:08:27.120 --> 1:08:28.840 both of us to come on the show. Will come 1:08:28.960 --> 1:08:30.200 he just had a new baby, still say I'll go 1:08:30.200 --> 1:08:32.240 because I really want to see, like what the vibe 1:08:32.320 --> 1:08:34.360 was like on a stage like that and everything. And 1:08:34.479 --> 1:08:36.080 once once I left there, I was like, we're gonna 1:08:36.080 --> 1:08:38.320 be just fine. But it was nerve wracking before, Like 1:08:38.360 --> 1:08:40.680 sitting in that green room, I was nervous. You were not. 1:08:41.040 --> 1:08:43.040 You weren't nervous because I was nervous about the stand 1:08:43.080 --> 1:08:45.120 you to stand up. So his his nerve level for 1:08:45.160 --> 1:08:46.960 the show is like we're good, and you got a 1:08:46.960 --> 1:08:48.960 buddy with you too, Like there's a you have a buddy. 1:08:48.680 --> 1:08:50.840 Set, Like when were us like, yeah, so cool to 1:08:51.080 --> 1:08:54.360 how we though of him. That was really cool because 1:08:54.360 --> 1:08:57.040 social boy. Yeah, but I mean most comics don't have that, 1:08:57.160 --> 1:08:59.120 Like you're kind of going up for the first time 1:08:59.360 --> 1:09:01.639 and you're new to this, you don't have anybody really there. 1:09:02.040 --> 1:09:04.559 But to see how supportive you were beaming about him, 1:09:04.600 --> 1:09:07.360 and it was almost like you scored a touchdown the. 1:09:07.320 --> 1:09:09.439 Way you came into the you know, the green. Wow, 1:09:09.439 --> 1:09:11.800 it was really cool to see I'll tell you it's 1:09:11.840 --> 1:09:15.280 my it's my guy. Yeah, that's my boy, and that 1:09:15.280 --> 1:09:17.320 that that was one of the most fun nights I've had, 1:09:17.360 --> 1:09:19.479 Like that was actually my first time in Zanies. Wow, 1:09:19.560 --> 1:09:21.400 any time in there and then being around all y'all 1:09:21.720 --> 1:09:23.960 and after we're all drinking in the places shut down 1:09:24.360 --> 1:09:27.439 that it was time. It was a it was a 1:09:27.520 --> 1:09:30.040 feel you're like, man, like, it's like living somewhere for 1:09:30.080 --> 1:09:32.200 so long and then you find out there's this whole 1:09:32.200 --> 1:09:34.519 new world that's just as exciting and more fun than 1:09:34.720 --> 1:09:36.000 most of the things you usually do on a regular 1:09:36.040 --> 1:09:37.879 basis instead of going to the bars, like go to aanies. 1:09:38.160 --> 1:09:39.120 It's so much fine. 1:09:39.280 --> 1:09:40.960 Like even like last night I was at the Comedy 1:09:41.000 --> 1:09:43.559 Seller and every time I go, because now I visit, 1:09:43.680 --> 1:09:45.479 you know, I go and pop in and do my 1:09:45.479 --> 1:09:47.920 my sets, and the sellers like the club in New York, right, 1:09:48.000 --> 1:09:50.240 you want to be past there. So everybody goes to 1:09:50.280 --> 1:09:53.479 meets and you walk in and Chris Rock's there, Kevin 1:09:53.520 --> 1:09:57.679 Hart's there, TJ. Miller's there, Mark Norman's there, Samuel's there, 1:09:58.200 --> 1:09:59.800 and you just know, all right, Tech's there. 1:10:00.040 --> 1:10:02.639 Fuck now I'm drinking, and you know you leave at. 1:10:02.520 --> 1:10:05.320 Five in the morning, but it's like that communal spot 1:10:05.360 --> 1:10:07.400 where you know you could walk in with me, and 1:10:07.439 --> 1:10:09.000 next thing you know, you're sitting at a table with 1:10:09.080 --> 1:10:11.040 all the best comics in New York City and just 1:10:11.120 --> 1:10:13.080 having a fucking blast, just stuff. 1:10:12.800 --> 1:10:14.840 You couldn't even you couldn't make up in your own 1:10:14.840 --> 1:10:19.280 has a child, Yeah, yeah, I mean, Kevin's just just 1:10:19.320 --> 1:10:21.160 like mad Dog and me and I didn't seen him 1:10:21.160 --> 1:10:21.479 in years. 1:10:21.520 --> 1:10:23.400 We were just catching up and he's just going on 1:10:23.400 --> 1:10:26.840 in this bit and I'm dying laughing. And then you're 1:10:26.880 --> 1:10:29.320 watching him and Chris they're filming a dock at the time, 1:10:29.320 --> 1:10:32.519 and then TJ. Miller, who's just I think one of 1:10:32.560 --> 1:10:36.080 the like almost like an anti Kaufman esque of like 1:10:36.120 --> 1:10:38.439 stand up comics where he'll just go up and just 1:10:38.800 --> 1:10:42.080 do crazy shit outside the box. And he had the 1:10:42.680 --> 1:10:46.360 comic before I was to go up after him. So 1:10:46.520 --> 1:10:48.519 he he was doing bits, and they had the MC 1:10:48.680 --> 1:10:50.840 come back up and introduce him like two or three 1:10:50.840 --> 1:10:53.720 more times because he felt like it wasn't going well. 1:10:53.720 --> 1:10:55.360 And then he was doing these bits and it was weird. 1:10:55.439 --> 1:10:57.679 And then I said, what you should do is before 1:10:57.720 --> 1:10:59.840 he brings me up, you go up again, as you're 1:10:59.840 --> 1:11:02.000 saying when they bring me up. And then he brought 1:11:02.000 --> 1:11:04.719 me up as Kevin Hart. And so it was fucking 1:11:04.760 --> 1:11:09.439 great that club. This is my favorite seller story of 1:11:09.439 --> 1:11:11.600 all time. I was just new there, maybe like a 1:11:11.680 --> 1:11:15.280 year in, and on any given night, anybody could walk 1:11:15.280 --> 1:11:18.880 through the door, and so this maybe two years a 1:11:19.000 --> 1:11:22.120 year in on stand up comedy, two years in. So 1:11:22.200 --> 1:11:25.280 I go in and Godfrey's hosting, and it's a Tuesday night. 1:11:25.280 --> 1:11:27.120 The seller's not the seller like what it is now. 1:11:27.160 --> 1:11:29.240 Right now it's like a tourist spot and it's packed 1:11:29.280 --> 1:11:30.880 every night and there's three different rooms. 1:11:30.920 --> 1:11:32.200 But then it was just. 1:11:32.439 --> 1:11:35.160 Maybe one hundred people on a Tuesday night. 1:11:35.760 --> 1:11:38.200 Godfrey goes up, he said, ladies and gentlemen, This is 1:11:38.200 --> 1:11:40.599 why I love the commedy seller. 1:11:40.640 --> 1:11:42.240 You never know who's going to stop in here tonight. 1:11:42.280 --> 1:11:44.200 So tonight we I got a special guest, Ladies and gentlemen, 1:11:44.400 --> 1:11:47.760 How about it for Rob Williams. Rob Williams goes up 1:11:47.880 --> 1:11:50.800 for like thirty minutes, just crushes, crushes, right, and all 1:11:50.800 --> 1:11:52.360 the young comics are kind of waiting to go up 1:11:52.360 --> 1:11:54.800 and stuff. And then Godfred goes back up. He's like, 1:11:54.840 --> 1:11:56.360 oh my god, you guys, you're never gonna believe this. 1:11:56.439 --> 1:11:59.519 How about a big round plause? Ray Romano, Now everybody 1:11:59.560 --> 1:12:01.240 loves Ray and was still on the air. Ray Ronald 1:12:01.240 --> 1:12:04.320 comes in place, goes bananas, and then Godfrey goes back up. 1:12:04.320 --> 1:12:06.200 He's like, guys, this is just one of those nights. 1:12:06.200 --> 1:12:08.400 I can't believe I'm saying this, But ladies and gentlemen, 1:12:08.400 --> 1:12:11.759 big round plause. Dave Chappelle. Chappelle walks in. They're losing 1:12:11.760 --> 1:12:14.320 their fucking minds. Yeah, it's Tuesday. They paid ten bucks 1:12:14.360 --> 1:12:17.679 to go in. I don't whens back up. Comics are slowly 1:12:17.720 --> 1:12:20.479 like leaving because they know the nights getting longer. Goes 1:12:20.520 --> 1:12:22.040 back up, Ladies and gentlemen. 1:12:22.400 --> 1:12:22.839 Uh. 1:12:23.240 --> 1:12:28.240 Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld comes in the fucking place. They're they're 1:12:28.280 --> 1:12:31.519 going nuts, right, Yeah, Seinfeld comes off, I'm the only 1:12:31.560 --> 1:12:34.840 one staying now, okay, because everybody's gone home now, and 1:12:35.560 --> 1:12:38.400 Godfrey goes back up. He's like, ladies, yep, I can't 1:12:38.439 --> 1:12:40.120 believe him saying this. I've never seen it like this. 1:12:40.320 --> 1:12:40.920 Chris Rock. 1:12:41.160 --> 1:12:44.479 Chris Rock goes up, fucking destroys right, they're giving him 1:12:44.479 --> 1:12:46.639 a standing over as longer these sets they're doing, they're 1:12:46.640 --> 1:12:48.760 all doing like twenty maybe a half hour, but. 1:12:49.439 --> 1:12:50.800 We're in there for three and a half hours. 1:12:50.800 --> 1:12:50.960 Now. 1:12:51.120 --> 1:12:52.640 Yeah, those shows would go from nine to two in 1:12:52.680 --> 1:12:55.120 the morning. No way, I was the only one that 1:12:55.200 --> 1:12:58.680 stayed left. Godfrey goes back up, he goes, guys, you're 1:12:58.680 --> 1:13:01.720 not gonna believe us. I cannot believe them saying this, 1:13:01.880 --> 1:13:07.800 ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Murphy. People are fucking standing up, applauding, 1:13:07.920 --> 1:13:09.400 crying and egos just kidding. 1:13:09.439 --> 1:13:15.200 Steve Burne, no oh, so how'd you do? I fucking bomb? 1:13:18.120 --> 1:13:19.000 Oh my god? 1:13:19.120 --> 1:13:20.800 You know, play the dicks that night because it was 1:13:20.920 --> 1:13:24.040 just like that sustatement of excitement and everything that they had. 1:13:24.240 --> 1:13:25.880 But as a young comic, again, it's one of those 1:13:25.960 --> 1:13:28.720 learning experiences when we were just watching the best of 1:13:28.760 --> 1:13:31.000 the best and then going upstairs and hearing their stories 1:13:31.120 --> 1:13:31.800 was fucking great. 1:13:32.160 --> 1:13:34.280 Now, when you have that much star power around, you're 1:13:34.320 --> 1:13:36.720 like new starting out. Is there like a what you're 1:13:36.760 --> 1:13:38.360 allowed to do and not allowed to do? Like, is 1:13:38.400 --> 1:13:40.840 there like an unwritten rule of being able to Like, hey, 1:13:40.840 --> 1:13:42.719 you can only hang out for this long, you probably shouldn't. 1:13:42.720 --> 1:13:44.040 You don't want to sit there in the room with 1:13:44.080 --> 1:13:46.080 everyone and kind of just stick around for to be 1:13:46.080 --> 1:13:47.280 the guy that sticks around for too long. 1:13:47.479 --> 1:13:49.960 Well, at the at the cellar in particular, it's called 1:13:49.960 --> 1:13:52.720 the table and the tables where only past comedians can 1:13:52.760 --> 1:13:54.519 sit there. So you get a bunch of comics that 1:13:54.560 --> 1:13:56.680 come and they want to be around, so they go 1:13:56.720 --> 1:13:58.800 off to the other tables. But the tables the table, 1:13:58.880 --> 1:14:00.920 So you'd sit at the table during your sets, but 1:14:01.200 --> 1:14:02.919 when those guys come in, you just shut. 1:14:02.680 --> 1:14:05.000 The fuck up and listen. Really some great stories. 1:14:05.040 --> 1:14:08.439 Yeah, God, that's awesome, that's incredible. I mean, you've been 1:14:08.439 --> 1:14:09.800 doing comedy since ninety seven. 1:14:10.200 --> 1:14:12.760 Ninety seven, yeah, twenty plus years now, so it's been 1:14:13.080 --> 1:14:13.880 six a long time. 1:14:14.000 --> 1:14:16.240 Yeah, yeah, like talk about that grind. I mean, you've 1:14:16.240 --> 1:14:18.520 been in it for obviously fucking. 1:14:18.520 --> 1:14:20.519 It's it's the best job in the world. 1:14:20.520 --> 1:14:23.040 But I think what I what I like now is 1:14:23.120 --> 1:14:26.599 like seeing all my friends hit at different times, right, 1:14:26.760 --> 1:14:30.000 like Chrischer again, like a grinder that just kept getting 1:14:30.000 --> 1:14:33.200 passed up. Sebastian, you know, I mean, the guy's doing 1:14:33.680 --> 1:14:37.000 what eight shows sold out Madison Square Garden and there 1:14:37.040 --> 1:14:38.920 was a period of time where nobody wanted anything to 1:14:39.000 --> 1:14:41.439 do with him, like nothing to do with him, but 1:14:41.479 --> 1:14:44.559 we all like at the store, we always would have 1:14:44.600 --> 1:14:47.280 impressions of comics we loved, and Sebastian had this joke. 1:14:47.360 --> 1:14:51.280 So anytime you know Sebastian be on stage, you know, 1:14:51.320 --> 1:14:52.760 you'd walk in and be like, who's on stage? You 1:14:52.800 --> 1:14:56.280 go Apple Martini, and he's like, oh, that's your way 1:14:56.280 --> 1:14:57.080 of saying Sebastian. 1:14:57.080 --> 1:14:57.280 You know. 1:14:57.360 --> 1:15:00.400 So it's fun to see like guys hit at different 1:15:00.439 --> 1:15:03.800 points that really deserve it, and then there's guys like 1:15:03.800 --> 1:15:06.960 Steve Simone that don't hit, but you still love watching. 1:15:07.040 --> 1:15:09.960 And I don't know, it's just fun to see the 1:15:10.000 --> 1:15:12.840 growth and even like guys like Mark Norman and Samuerel, 1:15:13.120 --> 1:15:15.280 these Joe List, these guys in New York City, they're 1:15:15.320 --> 1:15:18.040 blowing up. It's fun to see them take the industry 1:15:18.040 --> 1:15:20.519 within themselves, because before you'd have to wait for the 1:15:20.560 --> 1:15:23.680 anointment of the industry Netflix or HBO to give you 1:15:23.680 --> 1:15:26.320 your first break. But now it's like Andrew Schultz, you 1:15:26.400 --> 1:15:29.479 just release it on your own platform and then all 1:15:29.520 --> 1:15:32.760 the comics get together and via social media blow it 1:15:32.840 --> 1:15:35.599 the fuck out to help that individual. And now you're 1:15:35.640 --> 1:15:38.880 getting ten million views on YouTube and monetizing that and 1:15:38.880 --> 1:15:40.760 making just as much money and kind of giving a 1:15:40.840 --> 1:15:44.200 finger to the industry, which I love that. I can't 1:15:44.200 --> 1:15:47.080 believe Mark Norman one of the most prolific, and Sam 1:15:47.120 --> 1:15:51.040 and Joe. These guys are all joke writers, their craftsmen. 1:15:51.080 --> 1:15:54.559 They really take their job seriously, and Netflix passed them up, 1:15:54.800 --> 1:15:58.120 and it's like now they're bigger than ever. They're doing 1:15:58.160 --> 1:15:59.599 theaters and stuff, and they deserve it. 1:16:00.080 --> 1:16:01.880 Because of politics, I. 1:16:01.840 --> 1:16:03.639 Think, I think there are the industry. 1:16:03.680 --> 1:16:06.240 You can't take it personally, you know, I'm sure much 1:16:06.320 --> 1:16:07.439 like your industry, you got it. 1:16:07.560 --> 1:16:08.240 You gotta there. 1:16:08.320 --> 1:16:10.320 There's a point where, like if you get traded right, 1:16:10.360 --> 1:16:13.080 it's just like you can go let your emotions get involved, 1:16:13.120 --> 1:16:14.360 but there is a business to this. 1:16:14.479 --> 1:16:15.080 At the end of the day. 1:16:15.080 --> 1:16:18.439 Too, and the industry in our business their heat seeking missiles. 1:16:18.680 --> 1:16:20.280 They want to go after people that got a little 1:16:20.280 --> 1:16:22.559 heat or a little cachet. And every few years there's 1:16:22.600 --> 1:16:26.559 this new individual that comes out. The industry backs. But 1:16:26.560 --> 1:16:28.720 but you got to go with the tried and true 1:16:28.720 --> 1:16:31.240 of the people that are grinding, like Mark or Sam 1:16:31.320 --> 1:16:33.320 or Joe or you know, any of us when we're younger. 1:16:33.479 --> 1:16:35.960 So so you're saying, well with the new, but the 1:16:35.960 --> 1:16:37.840 new stuff, you don't really need the Netflix anymore, Hume. 1:16:38.160 --> 1:16:39.880 Same thing with christ the Stefanel. 1:16:40.280 --> 1:16:43.320 He did his stand up and he's like, Netflix, canna 1:16:43.320 --> 1:16:44.400 have it if they want to blah blah, and they 1:16:44.439 --> 1:16:47.360 end up coming after even film the thing. They everybody 1:16:47.439 --> 1:16:49.240 turned him down and then he released it on YouTube 1:16:49.439 --> 1:16:52.160 or yeah, Neplix bought it. Shane gillis as well, hish 1:16:52.200 --> 1:16:55.160 it is. That's stand up. I thought this Stephano is 1:16:55.240 --> 1:16:55.760 hilarious too. 1:16:56.000 --> 1:16:58.280 And all those guys they took it upon themselves and 1:16:58.360 --> 1:17:01.280 before they were doing this, like Joe Koy another perfect example, right, 1:17:01.600 --> 1:17:04.120 the guy is blowing up, he's sun up theaters. The 1:17:04.200 --> 1:17:06.960 industry wants nothing to do with him, so he goes out. 1:17:07.040 --> 1:17:09.160 He's got deep enough pockets. He says, well, fuck it, 1:17:09.200 --> 1:17:11.679 I'll just film myself. He goes back home in Seattle, 1:17:11.920 --> 1:17:14.360 gets a big theater, blows it the fuck out, looks 1:17:14.400 --> 1:17:16.559 at the credits, goes he's the DP on that thing. 1:17:16.840 --> 1:17:19.040 I'll call him up. He's the director on that, I'll 1:17:19.080 --> 1:17:19.600 call him up. 1:17:20.040 --> 1:17:21.840 Gets all the people that worked on the other ones, 1:17:22.080 --> 1:17:24.920 puts the puts the sweat equity and money value into it, 1:17:25.320 --> 1:17:27.240 and then goes back to it and says this. 1:17:27.560 --> 1:17:28.040 This should be on. 1:17:28.280 --> 1:17:30.240 They go yeah, fuck, of course, yeah yeah, And then 1:17:30.280 --> 1:17:31.920 it goes on, and now he's got a film with 1:17:31.920 --> 1:17:32.679 Steven Spielberg. 1:17:33.360 --> 1:17:35.599 It's like, yeah, that's he took it again. 1:17:36.040 --> 1:17:38.120 All these guys were talking about took a gamble on 1:17:38.200 --> 1:17:41.160 themselves and took money out of the pocket and put 1:17:41.200 --> 1:17:44.040 production value behind the things that they're doing. And now 1:17:44.400 --> 1:17:46.519 they're being rewarded for it. And they deserve it too, 1:17:46.560 --> 1:17:49.360 because it's talent meets sweat equity meets commerce. 1:17:49.439 --> 1:17:52.560 So when you're talking about atomics and different style of 1:17:52.600 --> 1:17:55.360 storytellers and joke writers, craftsmen and stuff like that, is 1:17:55.400 --> 1:17:58.519 there like kind of a seasonal thing Like people are 1:17:58.560 --> 1:18:00.680 really into like shot comedy right now, are people really 1:18:00.760 --> 1:18:03.599 into storytelling right now, that made the industry gets behind 1:18:03.800 --> 1:18:05.400 like someone could behind a Burt Crush and there's like 1:18:05.400 --> 1:18:06.200 a Ralphie may Or. 1:18:06.240 --> 1:18:08.360 It's like, oh, this is just kind of saying whatever. 1:18:08.200 --> 1:18:10.799 Depends on the voice, right, I mean there's different voices 1:18:10.840 --> 1:18:13.320 for a different periods of time, right, Like Bill Burr 1:18:13.520 --> 1:18:18.120 is I think the voice of right now you have 1:18:18.360 --> 1:18:24.720 He's Mount Rushmore, and I mean Mount Rushmore for me, yeah, 1:18:24.840 --> 1:18:27.200 I'd probably put him up there, but I also started 1:18:27.240 --> 1:18:29.880 with him, so I don't look at him like everybody 1:18:29.920 --> 1:18:31.280 else does you know where it's like, oh my god, 1:18:31.280 --> 1:18:31.599 it's Bill. 1:18:31.640 --> 1:18:34.800 Burt's like, you know, this is Bill who who? 1:18:34.840 --> 1:18:37.960 We would perform at Dangerfields in front of fifteen people, 1:18:38.400 --> 1:18:40.759 and he would go on these you know, quote unquote 1:18:40.840 --> 1:18:45.680 misogynistic kicks. And I would see a sixty five year 1:18:45.680 --> 1:18:50.840 old woman go and go to strangle Bill Burr little Dangerfield. 1:18:50.920 --> 1:18:53.120 She got up and Bill just took the mic stand 1:18:53.160 --> 1:18:55.080 and held it in front of him like this. He's like, lady, 1:18:55.160 --> 1:18:57.599 you can't do this. You can't do this lady because 1:18:57.600 --> 1:19:00.560 there was no security. So Bill's just like like the 1:19:00.600 --> 1:19:03.839 crucifix and that the Exorcist backing her way, and eventually 1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:06.720 her husband came and dragged her off. But but I 1:19:06.800 --> 1:19:10.479 mean Burr is Yeah, I mean he's definitely the comic 1:19:10.640 --> 1:19:14.360 right now. I'd put him above Chappelle even I think 1:19:14.400 --> 1:19:16.920 in terms of just hitting a different stride and blowing 1:19:17.000 --> 1:19:19.400 up and being so well received that he is this 1:19:19.560 --> 1:19:21.760 lightning rod for comedy right now that everybody knows and 1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:25.400 loves him. Who would be on your mount Rushmore? Uh, Carlin, 1:19:25.560 --> 1:19:29.200 pryor Rock for me? I love Chris Rock. I I 1:19:30.280 --> 1:19:33.400 put Bill burther Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. There's 1:19:33.400 --> 1:19:35.800 also I don't know, there's so many different factions stand 1:19:35.840 --> 1:19:39.280 up too, so I know there's like a comedy comedian 1:19:39.280 --> 1:19:41.400 episode there's no laughs because I'm talking about the art 1:19:41.479 --> 1:19:41.920 of comedy. 1:19:42.080 --> 1:19:42.960 No, this is. 1:19:44.720 --> 1:19:45.720 This. I don't know. 1:19:45.760 --> 1:19:47.400 There's so many just different gears. 1:19:47.479 --> 1:19:49.720 And like I'm reading that book Elvis in Vegas, But 1:19:49.800 --> 1:19:53.160 the book's really about entertainment of Vegas, how Vegas came 1:19:53.240 --> 1:19:56.120 to be, and all these great performers and entertainers that 1:19:56.320 --> 1:20:00.400 performed out of Vegas. I love Dean Martin, I love 1:20:00.560 --> 1:20:04.760 Bob Hope, I love Johnny Carson. I'll watch I'll love Dangerfield, 1:20:04.840 --> 1:20:07.080 Dangerfield is one of my favorites. And you could watch 1:20:07.120 --> 1:20:09.640 a Dangerfield set today and you could put it in 1:20:09.760 --> 1:20:13.559 front of of We're all different brackets of ages and generations. 1:20:13.600 --> 1:20:16.559 You could put Dangerfield on right now. It fucking kills, 1:20:16.880 --> 1:20:19.040 still kills. My wife is so ugly. I took her 1:20:19.040 --> 1:20:21.360 to the fishing pier. All the fishermen go, oh, what 1:20:21.479 --> 1:20:23.960 bait you use? I mean, that's a fucking great joke. 1:20:24.520 --> 1:20:27.000 It's so quick and just right there and compact. 1:20:27.920 --> 1:20:28.280 I don't know. 1:20:28.439 --> 1:20:31.360 I love like that kind of delivery. I love Weekend 1:20:31.439 --> 1:20:34.800 Update watching Colin Jos and Michael ja. Yeah, and they 1:20:34.880 --> 1:20:36.479 got evergreen kind of one liners. 1:20:36.560 --> 1:20:38.679 Have you seen the skit they did where they wrote 1:20:38.680 --> 1:20:41.120 each other's jokes. That's the fuck of it. Probably the 1:20:41.160 --> 1:20:42.360 funniest thing I've ever seen. 1:20:42.200 --> 1:20:45.240 Absolutely hilarious, my favorite thing. And they truly don't know. 1:20:45.880 --> 1:20:47.880 And Chade loves to bury Jos. 1:20:48.000 --> 1:20:49.680 Oh my gosh, this kills that man. 1:20:49.840 --> 1:20:53.800 But Jos Jost is such a great writer. People don't 1:20:54.040 --> 1:20:56.639 know that guy was a head writer, like in his twenties. 1:20:57.280 --> 1:20:59.680 So that's he came out on the road with me 1:20:59.760 --> 1:21:02.479 when he was just writing, and for three summers he 1:21:02.520 --> 1:21:04.000 would just come out and we got to know each 1:21:04.000 --> 1:21:06.880 other and that dude is prolific. We just went and 1:21:07.000 --> 1:21:11.120 did a run of shows and we woke up at 1:21:11.200 --> 1:21:14.840 like eight, golfed all day, hung out with the guys, 1:21:14.880 --> 1:21:18.040 had dinner and lunch, you know, and then literally rushed 1:21:18.120 --> 1:21:20.240 back to the hotel, shower up, go do the show 1:21:20.320 --> 1:21:22.680 in front of two thousand people. And from the night 1:21:22.760 --> 1:21:25.320 before he had fifteen new minutes. I was like, when 1:21:25.360 --> 1:21:27.160 did you work on that? He's like, oh, its just 1:21:27.240 --> 1:21:29.360 in my head all day. I was like, how the 1:21:29.479 --> 1:21:33.080 fuck Like, but to prepare and memorize for like, I'd 1:21:33.160 --> 1:21:35.400 have to sit down and put in a notebook and 1:21:35.479 --> 1:21:37.920 write it out, and he just did it on stage. 1:21:37.920 --> 1:21:39.920 It was fucking is. And when he would go on 1:21:40.000 --> 1:21:42.200 the road with me in his twenties, he would have 1:21:42.320 --> 1:21:45.800 a new fifteen minutes every night. I'm not joking every night. 1:21:45.880 --> 1:21:49.600 That's it's unheard of. That's again, that's how prolific he was. 1:21:49.600 --> 1:21:50.000 It really is. 1:21:50.000 --> 1:21:50.240 Again. 1:21:50.280 --> 1:21:52.360 You have three newspapers next to him. At the pool, 1:21:52.360 --> 1:21:54.320 he'd go swimming in the morning. I remember I was 1:21:54.400 --> 1:21:56.559 hungover and I have to go do morning radio. 1:21:57.760 --> 1:22:01.799 That dude, I don't think I'm speaking as he's. 1:22:01.800 --> 1:22:05.240 Harvard educated, good looking, handsome, married to a movie star. 1:22:05.760 --> 1:22:08.360 He's the friend I have that shipped his pants most 1:22:08.400 --> 1:22:11.400 in publicly. You want to hear ship your pants stories 1:22:11.960 --> 1:22:14.600 to Colin Jost, He's shipped his pants during finals in 1:22:14.640 --> 1:22:16.840 Harvard where he's sitting in ship. 1:22:17.520 --> 1:22:18.120 Do you have like. 1:22:21.040 --> 1:22:23.639 Nervous Like I gotta do't know, Like I think he's 1:22:23.640 --> 1:22:27.000 a nervous shitter. I think he's lactose in tolerant and 1:22:27.080 --> 1:22:28.840 we'd go get ice cream. He's like, he's like, this 1:22:28.960 --> 1:22:30.680 is the gamble I'm willing to take every time I. 1:22:32.479 --> 1:22:36.320 Respect a Tier one dessert. In my opinion, it's out there, dude. 1:22:36.760 --> 1:22:39.160 So when I look at him and he always lays 1:22:39.240 --> 1:22:41.519 in ship jokes once every two or three weeks, and 1:22:41.600 --> 1:22:42.960 I'm like, I know where this is coming from. 1:22:43.160 --> 1:22:46.560 Yeah, because he experiences it himself. Is it is it 1:22:46.680 --> 1:22:48.559 hard to stay patient for your time? 1:22:48.840 --> 1:22:50.920 And I'm not talking like you specifically, but as your 1:22:50.960 --> 1:22:54.000 economic coming up, staying patient, like you see you're growing 1:22:54.080 --> 1:22:55.400 through your career with all these guys. 1:22:55.439 --> 1:22:57.800 You see guys at their moments, they oh, yeah, you 1:22:57.880 --> 1:22:59.920 know that. You guys see that too in your industry? 1:23:00.160 --> 1:23:02.840 Were sure, We're yeah, absolutely you're getting rewarded. 1:23:02.960 --> 1:23:04.680 You're a little bit It's a little bit different though, 1:23:04.680 --> 1:23:07.040 because it's pretty cut and dry and football you're either 1:23:07.120 --> 1:23:10.320 producing or not producers. Yeah, there's politics when you get 1:23:10.320 --> 1:23:12.200 to like the practice field and camp, Like a guy 1:23:12.240 --> 1:23:14.920 who goes undrafted is not gonna have a fair enough 1:23:14.960 --> 1:23:16.360 shot to a guy's like a third round pick or 1:23:16.360 --> 1:23:18.880 something like that. They're gonna give a guy. So you 1:23:18.920 --> 1:23:21.400 get on the field on a Sunday and you ball, 1:23:21.439 --> 1:23:24.479 it's like, don't lie. Yeah, it's cutting dry comedy. It's 1:23:24.520 --> 1:23:27.880 more like it's a creative space. So everybody's energy is 1:23:27.880 --> 1:23:29.960 a little bit different. So many different styles, yeah, a 1:23:29.960 --> 1:23:32.120 lot of different styles. It's longer, like you've been on 1:23:32.200 --> 1:23:35.200 State since ninety seven. It's like football is a finite career, 1:23:35.320 --> 1:23:36.880 like a very short career. Yeah. 1:23:37.000 --> 1:23:39.240 Look, I mean the healthiest way to do it is 1:23:39.920 --> 1:23:43.040 I I always got in the mindset of like we're 1:23:43.080 --> 1:23:45.720 all golfing. I got to concentrate on my game. I 1:23:45.800 --> 1:23:47.960 can't concentrate on your game. Your game means nothing to me. 1:23:48.200 --> 1:23:50.280 I don't even golf. But that was my way of 1:23:50.479 --> 1:23:53.800 making it analogous and healthy for myself. I think the 1:23:53.880 --> 1:23:54.439 great thing. 1:23:54.800 --> 1:23:55.720 Go to the hole. 1:23:56.800 --> 1:23:59.400 That word means, I mean analogy, but just a bigger way. 1:23:59.280 --> 1:24:04.080 Of saying thank hey, Van turn to figure out, like, 1:24:04.160 --> 1:24:07.320 let's make it, guys, I am half Korean. 1:24:07.600 --> 1:24:11.679 Yeah, well there it is more more waters we can't try. 1:24:12.040 --> 1:24:14.320 They talk about porn and you guys will demolish me. 1:24:14.400 --> 1:24:19.240 Okay, so here starts for a little different. 1:24:19.840 --> 1:24:22.559 But I think like in that industry, it's so easy 1:24:22.680 --> 1:24:25.760 to see. But now what what the difference was? 1:24:25.800 --> 1:24:29.360 The the industry would anoint certain individuals like Mini Kalik 1:24:29.400 --> 1:24:33.160 for example, Right, she was anointed pretty early on Ivy League, 1:24:33.280 --> 1:24:34.559 educated and and. 1:24:34.920 --> 1:24:37.600 Just running with a great career. And I'm sure she 1:24:37.720 --> 1:24:38.960 works really hard at it, of course. 1:24:39.080 --> 1:24:42.840 But but but with comedy, the industry would annoint you 1:24:42.960 --> 1:24:45.400 based off a great tonight chose set. But if the 1:24:45.439 --> 1:24:47.439 booker didn't like you, well you're not getting on and 1:24:47.520 --> 1:24:50.519 you could kill on the road. Nowadays you don't need that. 1:24:50.600 --> 1:24:50.840 Ship. 1:24:51.200 --> 1:24:54.360 Bird's a perfect example, like the industry ignored him for years. 1:24:54.520 --> 1:24:56.680 He just did a movie with Mark Hamill. I mean 1:24:56.960 --> 1:24:59.160 he did it on his own. Schultz did it on 1:24:59.240 --> 1:25:00.960 his own. A these guys are doing it on their own. 1:25:01.040 --> 1:25:02.680 It's the com MVP of this podcast right now. He's 1:25:02.720 --> 1:25:03.880 been brought up a lot today, he. 1:25:03.880 --> 1:25:05.680 Has been talked to it. Yeah, but I mean, I 1:25:05.840 --> 1:25:06.320 really am. 1:25:06.600 --> 1:25:09.479 He's a great beacon of hope for people that are 1:25:09.560 --> 1:25:13.360 talented that just got passed over, and he did it 1:25:13.439 --> 1:25:15.799 on his own and for me, my journey. 1:25:17.400 --> 1:25:18.120 It's funny over. 1:25:18.080 --> 1:25:21.400 COVID, I watched My Hour specials because for five years 1:25:21.400 --> 1:25:23.439 I've were working on this hour that I'm filming here 1:25:23.479 --> 1:25:27.120 in Tennessee. I was filming at Saturday, August twenty seventh 1:25:27.160 --> 1:25:30.840 at Franklin Theater. And for years, everybody said no to me. 1:25:31.080 --> 1:25:33.960 Nobody wanted my new hour, like nope, you're done, You're 1:25:34.000 --> 1:25:37.479 like washed up. I had a sitcom and nobody wanted 1:25:37.479 --> 1:25:38.760 anything to do with me. And then I had this 1:25:38.840 --> 1:25:41.840 film that came out during pandemic, of course, and it 1:25:41.960 --> 1:25:44.439 did well but well enough, right, but didn't have like 1:25:44.520 --> 1:25:47.800 an impact. So I'm just sitting there waiting and waiting 1:25:47.880 --> 1:25:50.439 for like a fucking yes, well, somebody say yes to this, 1:25:50.520 --> 1:25:51.920 and I thought, Okay, I'm thinking I'm gonna have to 1:25:51.960 --> 1:25:54.400 do this on my own. But then finally somebody from 1:25:54.400 --> 1:25:56.720 Amazon saw it. But it was only because I think 1:25:56.800 --> 1:25:58.920 I had the time to go back and be accountable 1:25:59.120 --> 1:26:01.519 for my I went back and I watched all my 1:26:01.640 --> 1:26:04.400 hours and I was like, it was good, it's it. 1:26:04.880 --> 1:26:07.559 It was good. It wasn't great. Like if I were 1:26:07.560 --> 1:26:09.639 to listen to a podcast of Will and I sometimes 1:26:09.720 --> 1:26:11.880 I'm like a lot of people listen to this, like 1:26:12.040 --> 1:26:14.120 it's just us hang out, you know. Yeah, so you're 1:26:14.160 --> 1:26:15.880 gonna be a massive critic of your own self, like 1:26:15.880 --> 1:26:17.280 you're just hearing yourself talk and everything. 1:26:17.360 --> 1:26:20.640 But you got to be accountable for I think it's 1:26:20.720 --> 1:26:22.839 easy to go, oh, well fuck it, or they're racist, 1:26:23.040 --> 1:26:24.960 or I'm fucking great on this. You could make a 1:26:25.040 --> 1:26:27.600 thousand excuses, but if you don't take the time to 1:26:27.680 --> 1:26:30.120 look at yourself and go, no, it's just not good enough. 1:26:30.240 --> 1:26:32.479 You didn't do well enough. You gotta do better. 1:26:32.720 --> 1:26:35.720 And so I pushed myself even further and harder and 1:26:35.960 --> 1:26:38.040 really wrote and went out to my friends and said 1:26:38.040 --> 1:26:39.479 can you take a look at this? Can you help 1:26:39.520 --> 1:26:42.320 me with this? And then going oh this is tweak 1:26:42.360 --> 1:26:44.080 this and then'll be fucking and then it all kind 1:26:44.120 --> 1:26:47.360 of gloms together. And then after I did this self accountability, 1:26:47.400 --> 1:26:49.680 look myself in the mirror, I go, okay, now take 1:26:49.720 --> 1:26:52.400 another stab at it and I did, and then Amazon 1:26:52.560 --> 1:26:53.519 said all right, let's do it. 1:26:54.080 --> 1:26:55.559 And it took. 1:26:56.040 --> 1:26:58.799 That was the hardest yes I've ever gotten in this industry. 1:26:58.960 --> 1:27:03.040 It took so much fucking rejection. And so whether it hits, 1:27:03.080 --> 1:27:06.360 whether it doesn't, I'm just fucking proud that finally, like 1:27:06.479 --> 1:27:08.800 I did the work and it paid off and we'll 1:27:08.800 --> 1:27:09.479 see what happens. 1:27:09.800 --> 1:27:10.240 That's awesome. 1:27:10.320 --> 1:27:11.560 I like how you said all that stuff too, with 1:27:11.640 --> 1:27:14.200 the self accountability aspect, because you're like, yeah, we can 1:27:14.280 --> 1:27:16.760 come on, and I felt we Obviously it's sometimes it 1:27:16.800 --> 1:27:19.439 sucks to hear our voice over and over, but like 1:27:19.520 --> 1:27:20.480 with football. 1:27:22.280 --> 1:27:25.160 Right, you're here yourself like like you play something back 1:27:25.160 --> 1:27:27.240 and you're like, I sound like that. Me is especially 1:27:27.560 --> 1:27:29.000 I have the amount of times to have somebody go 1:27:29.000 --> 1:27:30.559 to I didn't think it sound like that is how 1:27:30.600 --> 1:27:32.960 big I am life. I'm living out here. You know 1:27:33.000 --> 1:27:35.680 what I'm saying, I should look like I should. I 1:27:35.720 --> 1:27:38.400 should sound like that dude from the All State commercials, 1:27:38.600 --> 1:27:40.960 that black dude. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, but 1:27:41.120 --> 1:27:43.439 I don't. I sound like a fucking six year old. 1:27:44.439 --> 1:27:46.200 There's a lot of guys who would be in denial 1:27:46.200 --> 1:27:48.080 about their own game, thinking like I'm not sure how 1:27:48.120 --> 1:27:50.200 did that? Is the most annoying ship when people do 1:27:50.280 --> 1:27:52.200 that sometimes kind of like the same thing, like you 1:27:52.280 --> 1:27:53.800 go back and actually look at how you play, and 1:27:53.880 --> 1:27:56.439 then you go and get peer perspective, like sometimes you 1:27:56.680 --> 1:27:58.920 might be nervous to go get another outside to be 1:27:58.960 --> 1:28:02.000 harder to do, but like going somebody, hey, actually do 1:28:02.360 --> 1:28:04.160 like watch this for me, check this out for me, 1:28:04.439 --> 1:28:06.479 give me your honest feedback, like don't buy you on 1:28:06.520 --> 1:28:09.560 the bush, Like I think that's but isn't there like 1:28:09.640 --> 1:28:12.439 when when somebody you always see this, right, somebody has 1:28:12.520 --> 1:28:15.720 a breakout year contract year, then they go to like 1:28:15.760 --> 1:28:18.600 the Yankees for example, whatever team you want, and they 1:28:18.640 --> 1:28:22.240 get this major fucking contract and then they just don't produce. 1:28:23.200 --> 1:28:26.719 Is there like a complacency when you hit a truly 1:28:26.840 --> 1:28:29.559 ridiculous amount of money that you see sometimes in athletes 1:28:29.760 --> 1:28:30.479 it thinks it's. 1:28:30.600 --> 1:28:33.519 All depending on the individual. Yeah, like some guys from 1:28:33.600 --> 1:28:35.680 going from somewhere somewhere to somewhere else. I think a 1:28:35.720 --> 1:28:37.880 lot of times is depends what position you play. Like 1:28:37.960 --> 1:28:40.120 if you're a receiver and you had all these yards, 1:28:40.120 --> 1:28:41.600 but they were throwing you the ball a time, and 1:28:41.600 --> 1:28:42.920 then you go to a team that maybe has more 1:28:42.960 --> 1:28:45.640 players something like that, and you're not as utilizing that offense, right, 1:28:45.960 --> 1:28:47.800 that might play And there's a level of complacency that 1:28:47.880 --> 1:28:51.960 guys do get when when it's the This guard his 1:28:52.160 --> 1:28:54.720 name was David DeCastro. He plays for the Steelers. He 1:28:54.880 --> 1:28:57.280 got broke off paid one year and I was it 1:28:57.439 --> 1:29:00.560 was twenty sixteen. We're at the pro and he's like, 1:29:00.600 --> 1:29:02.639 these are gonna be the next the hardest five years 1:29:02.680 --> 1:29:05.639 of my life. And I'm like, why because that motivation 1:29:05.800 --> 1:29:08.240 to get paid is now gone? You know, so where 1:29:08.320 --> 1:29:12.080 where where else is that chip now? Where Hainesworth? Albert Hainsworth? Well, 1:29:12.120 --> 1:29:14.519 there's probably more guys than not that don't grind, right, 1:29:14.640 --> 1:29:15.960 there's got to be of a level of like, you 1:29:16.120 --> 1:29:19.040 you have to have a different why than money. If 1:29:19.080 --> 1:29:21.559 your why is just money, you're not going to succeed 1:29:21.600 --> 1:29:25.160 to your ultimate potential. So this is something I do 1:29:25.280 --> 1:29:26.839 wonder because you guys do this profession. 1:29:26.960 --> 1:29:31.120 But does the competitive fire kind of wane once you 1:29:31.240 --> 1:29:34.080 become a professional understanding we're all pros here, you know, 1:29:34.200 --> 1:29:36.080 like you see like I'm a huge hockey guy, right, 1:29:36.120 --> 1:29:38.799 so you're seeing guys play and even in the fighting, 1:29:39.360 --> 1:29:41.600 they don't want to necessarily really hurt each other because but. 1:29:41.680 --> 1:29:44.519 The game's also evolve so much, right, there's not like 1:29:44.640 --> 1:29:46.680 these guardians of the ice anymore, where it's like these 1:29:46.720 --> 1:29:48.160 dudes are here to play three minutes and beat the 1:29:48.160 --> 1:29:50.640 shit out of people. Yeah, yeah, that's a different thing. 1:29:50.720 --> 1:29:53.080 But what what I think is that's so different is 1:29:54.280 --> 1:29:58.519 in football, it's just hard, dude. It's the competitively. You're 1:29:58.560 --> 1:30:00.479 either competitive or you're not. Right, these guys that are 1:30:00.560 --> 1:30:03.000 ultimately super talented and you can come in at any time. Well, 1:30:03.000 --> 1:30:05.120 but like those guys are crazy talented and are just 1:30:05.160 --> 1:30:06.439 like good and they can turn it on and off 1:30:06.479 --> 1:30:09.439 whenever they want. Julius Peppers is a guy that reminds 1:30:09.479 --> 1:30:11.719 me of that, because even at his older age, putting 1:30:11.760 --> 1:30:13.920 against him, he looked like he didn't really care. But 1:30:13.920 --> 1:30:15.280 then all of a sudden he'd be like, I'm gonna 1:30:15.280 --> 1:30:16.920 get a sack real quick, and he'd just go fucking 1:30:17.000 --> 1:30:19.200 light somebody up because he just was that good. Sure, 1:30:19.280 --> 1:30:21.160 and those guys like Michael Jordan where it doesn't matter 1:30:21.280 --> 1:30:23.479 the cash never mattered at him. It was really about 1:30:23.520 --> 1:30:25.280 like I need to win and be the best. That 1:30:25.360 --> 1:30:28.639 competitive lebron Kobe, those guys. But that's why you see 1:30:28.680 --> 1:30:31.400 those guys transcend up to the top. It's because they 1:30:31.439 --> 1:30:33.840 have that competitive edge. They're fueled by something else other 1:30:33.960 --> 1:30:36.560 than the success about what other people say or what 1:30:36.600 --> 1:30:38.439 their peers think about them. They're they're a field by 1:30:38.560 --> 1:30:41.120 whatever side of them, not like fame, money and everything else. 1:30:41.280 --> 1:30:43.360 I think it just all depends on these social. 1:30:43.120 --> 1:30:46.519 Media like like with comedy, like I hear so many comments, go, fuck, 1:30:46.520 --> 1:30:48.280 I don't want to do this, like you have to post, 1:30:48.400 --> 1:30:49.960 you have to you almost have to do a podcast 1:30:50.040 --> 1:30:51.920 now it's a comic, right, and a lot of them 1:30:52.360 --> 1:30:54.519 just don't want to do They just don't want to 1:30:54.560 --> 1:30:57.400 do it, right, But professional athletes, I mean, do you 1:30:57.560 --> 1:30:58.840 feel that you need to do it? 1:31:00.360 --> 1:31:03.599 Is something like for this podcast, for this podcast. 1:31:03.640 --> 1:31:05.759 If you were just just Wrickly an athlete without the podcast, 1:31:05.800 --> 1:31:07.280 would you be active on it or would you just 1:31:07.320 --> 1:31:09.240 be like, fucking, I'm good, I'm on the field. I 1:31:09.280 --> 1:31:10.920 don't have to I don't have to market myself. But 1:31:11.240 --> 1:31:13.240 but there is still a marketability for everybody. 1:31:13.280 --> 1:31:16.960 Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say I was gonna say, yeah, 1:31:17.040 --> 1:31:19.000 like if there was no podcast, like I always I've 1:31:19.120 --> 1:31:23.120 always enjoyed, like whether it's making people laugh or showing people, 1:31:23.760 --> 1:31:26.280 you know, things that go on, Like I've always enjoyed 1:31:26.320 --> 1:31:28.280 that stuff, Like I've always goofed around and like had 1:31:28.320 --> 1:31:29.720 fun with it. So I think I would be doing 1:31:29.760 --> 1:31:30.320 it no matter what. 1:31:31.720 --> 1:31:34.000 But also like when you are an athlete, like seeing 1:31:34.080 --> 1:31:36.519 it as like you know, NFL stands for not for long, 1:31:36.640 --> 1:31:38.960 Like the average career is two point eight years. Yeah, 1:31:39.000 --> 1:31:41.120 there's only a finite amount of time that you're gonna 1:31:41.160 --> 1:31:41.920 have to play this sport. 1:31:42.000 --> 1:31:44.120 Now. Not everybody's gonna cash out and be able to 1:31:44.200 --> 1:31:46.559 hit like some huge bag, Like you should do well 1:31:46.560 --> 1:31:48.280 if you're in the league for several years, like you 1:31:48.360 --> 1:31:50.439 should be well enough to give yourself a cushion for 1:31:50.479 --> 1:31:53.600 a couple of years, but eventually you're gonna have to 1:31:53.720 --> 1:31:56.280 find something to do. And even people who make a 1:31:56.320 --> 1:31:58.200 lot of money, like you're still gonna have to have 1:31:58.320 --> 1:32:01.479 some kind of curiosity whenever you're done playing. So whenever 1:32:02.000 --> 1:32:04.080 you do have like to me, the way I look 1:32:04.080 --> 1:32:05.720 at it, when you do have the shield, you need 1:32:05.800 --> 1:32:07.479 to use it as much as you can, even when 1:32:07.520 --> 1:32:10.640 you're in college, especially with NIL now, but before the 1:32:10.720 --> 1:32:13.000 NIL stuff, like you have a certain amount of time 1:32:13.080 --> 1:32:14.839 to shake as many hands as possible. 1:32:14.880 --> 1:32:16.880 Network as much as network as much as you can. 1:32:16.960 --> 1:32:19.439 I always say, your jokes are funnier, you're better looking 1:32:20.000 --> 1:32:22.000 all this stuff while you're playing, So you need to 1:32:22.000 --> 1:32:24.479 take advantage of it. And social media is a way 1:32:24.600 --> 1:32:27.160 to build your brand, whether or not you have a 1:32:27.240 --> 1:32:31.080 podcast or anything else, you have this platform, these platforms 1:32:31.400 --> 1:32:34.960 to kind of maximize the window that you're in if 1:32:34.960 --> 1:32:37.800 you're trying to parlay it into something else, because whenever 1:32:37.840 --> 1:32:40.400 it's gone and it's behind you, and so you weren't doing. 1:32:40.320 --> 1:32:41.479 It, you don't care about your nar as much. 1:32:41.600 --> 1:32:43.960 People Yeah, people don't know what. The League's not gonna 1:32:43.960 --> 1:32:45.560 take care of you afterwards. People don't care about you 1:32:45.600 --> 1:32:48.360 as much. And everybody's gonna like any opportunity you try. 1:32:48.240 --> 1:32:49.840 To create or make, they're gonna be, oh, you know, 1:32:49.920 --> 1:32:51.640 he's kind of he's kind of trying to get back 1:32:51.640 --> 1:32:53.240 into something now that now the ball's over. 1:32:53.479 --> 1:32:53.719 Sure. 1:32:53.920 --> 1:32:56.120 So that's how I've always looked at it. I've always 1:32:56.200 --> 1:32:58.400 enjoyed it, and now it's like having this stuff gives 1:32:58.439 --> 1:32:58.880 me even more. 1:32:58.880 --> 1:33:00.800 Ver a pad of a time for you guys. 1:33:00.920 --> 1:33:03.760 I mean to have this that you built up and 1:33:03.920 --> 1:33:07.600 now you know the track set, Like like when it 1:33:07.680 --> 1:33:10.559 does eventually draw to a close, you have this next venture, 1:33:10.560 --> 1:33:12.560 which is so fucking awesome because there's a lot of 1:33:12.600 --> 1:33:15.120 comic or a lot of professional athletes I know that 1:33:15.280 --> 1:33:18.360 deal with the depression that comes with it, with you know, 1:33:18.600 --> 1:33:21.800 the pivot and change of loss of identity, having a 1:33:22.040 --> 1:33:23.640 regiment to schedules. 1:33:23.200 --> 1:33:24.680 When you just said, it's got to be probably the 1:33:24.720 --> 1:33:27.719 biggest one, yea loss of identity because when you play sports, 1:33:27.800 --> 1:33:29.600 especially you play football and even hockey that you're a 1:33:29.640 --> 1:33:31.600 big hockey fan, like you got to commit to that 1:33:31.640 --> 1:33:34.720 sport rights and quick especially in hockey, but your whole 1:33:34.760 --> 1:33:36.760 life is that, And then you got guys who put 1:33:36.800 --> 1:33:39.400 their head down and grind. Like before this podcast, I 1:33:39.439 --> 1:33:42.479 didn't even think about anything other than football, and then 1:33:42.640 --> 1:33:45.960 once this podcast are there was a level of pressure 1:33:46.040 --> 1:33:47.360 in the back of mind that I didn't even realize 1:33:47.400 --> 1:33:49.519 I had. Where I said, when this thing started going off, 1:33:49.560 --> 1:33:51.760 it's like, Okay, I know I'm gonna be okay after football. Sure, 1:33:51.840 --> 1:33:54.080 I know I'm gonna be all right for whether it's 1:33:54.160 --> 1:33:56.439 the identity thing, whether it's what am I gonna do, 1:33:57.080 --> 1:33:58.599 Like how am I going to still like the scratch 1:33:58.680 --> 1:34:01.240 his itch of being competitive? It's like you know, numbers 1:34:01.280 --> 1:34:03.000 going up and all that, or like some sort of 1:34:03.080 --> 1:34:06.880 creative outlet. That's definitely something that's I think guys are 1:34:06.960 --> 1:34:09.720 really really struggling with when they're done right right hard time. 1:34:09.800 --> 1:34:11.559 Yeah, because it's like that the stuff we talked about 1:34:11.680 --> 1:34:13.880 Eric Wood, like finding that next roller coaster, Like we've 1:34:13.920 --> 1:34:16.400 lived a we've lived our entire lives to play a 1:34:16.479 --> 1:34:19.320 sport like our dream, and we're living out our dream. 1:34:19.560 --> 1:34:20.719 And it's going to come to a close. 1:34:20.760 --> 1:34:22.920 And when it does, it's like, you know, if you're 1:34:22.960 --> 1:34:26.120 lucky enough to play to thirty, you have hopefully the 1:34:26.200 --> 1:34:28.240 majority of your life left. Like what are you going 1:34:28.320 --> 1:34:30.840 to like do or put your energy into. And I 1:34:30.880 --> 1:34:33.080 think guys do struggle because you were put on this 1:34:33.160 --> 1:34:35.400 pedestal for our entire lives, Like our years are built 1:34:35.439 --> 1:34:38.720 around ourselves. Yeah, we're like selfish with our time and 1:34:39.320 --> 1:34:42.000 like because money is like the factor that says, hey 1:34:42.080 --> 1:34:44.439 I make X amount, this life should be around me 1:34:44.560 --> 1:34:46.360 because I'm on TV every weekend. 1:34:46.560 --> 1:34:48.720 Sure, and then when that's over with, it's not like 1:34:49.160 --> 1:34:49.840 you realize, like. 1:34:49.880 --> 1:34:53.280 It's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, it's a dope professor. Oh yeah, 1:34:54.439 --> 1:34:56.800 anything like college, dude, college, you're you go to a 1:34:56.840 --> 1:34:58.479 major University of Nebraska in Michigan. 1:34:58.960 --> 1:35:01.519 There's a silver spoon the whole time you're at that school. 1:35:01.640 --> 1:35:03.000 I Kent State, I know, I don't know. I know 1:35:03.200 --> 1:35:05.439 the Golden fo that's a big deal right there to 1:35:05.560 --> 1:35:09.479 eighteen and fourteen. I got the fever. You got the fever. 1:35:09.640 --> 1:35:09.920 Baby. 1:35:10.000 --> 1:35:11.920 But when you're there, like you're going and you're you're 1:35:11.960 --> 1:35:13.280 working through all stuff in your hand is held the 1:35:13.320 --> 1:35:15.080 whole time. Yeah, I was the guy that grinded on 1:35:15.120 --> 1:35:16.840 that two point oh. I would do whatever I could 1:35:17.240 --> 1:35:19.599 just to keep the two point out grind a two 1:35:19.640 --> 1:35:21.559 point oh. I would go and teach you. Hey, if 1:35:21.560 --> 1:35:22.720 you just change these couple of things, can get a 1:35:22.760 --> 1:35:25.200 BE instead of a C. Yeah, why, I'll just get 1:35:25.240 --> 1:35:27.400 the see it. I'm passing. I'm solid. What do you mean? 1:35:28.880 --> 1:35:32.920 But I can play degrees? Agree, your degree doesn't say 1:35:33.080 --> 1:35:35.680 C on it. It's a fucking degree, you know. And 1:35:35.800 --> 1:35:38.559 so but when you're there, like you have the academic centers, 1:35:38.600 --> 1:35:42.200 you have the tutors, you have all this stuffy Yeah, dude, 1:35:42.240 --> 1:35:42.920 that's the truth. 1:35:43.280 --> 1:35:44.800 So it's like allows me to still play. 1:35:45.080 --> 1:35:48.200 It means good to go right, That means I can play, Like, yes, 1:35:48.280 --> 1:35:51.519 good for the stars. Yeah they're nice. It's a beautiful view. 1:35:51.560 --> 1:35:53.200 But if you're in the stars, you can't see the stars. 1:35:53.360 --> 1:35:55.280 You know what I'm saying. Fuck that ship. I want 1:35:55.320 --> 1:35:57.880 to look at them, bitch, this is nice. There's joke 1:35:57.880 --> 1:36:01.680 twenty three US. I saw plenty of stars. Dude, you 1:36:01.760 --> 1:36:05.040 gotta it's dude, it's but it's what it is, Dude. 1:36:05.120 --> 1:36:07.360 You're in these guys, like I was lucky enough to 1:36:07.400 --> 1:36:09.360 go play in the NFL. Some of these guys finished 1:36:09.360 --> 1:36:13.000 college and they're like, you're not the man anymore. It's over, yeah, 1:36:13.240 --> 1:36:15.400 you know, And it's just it's finding a way to 1:36:15.479 --> 1:36:17.880 figure out not being the man from like people know 1:36:17.960 --> 1:36:19.160 who you are, how much money, Like, how do you 1:36:19.360 --> 1:36:22.360 feel in yourself that same confidence you had when you 1:36:22.479 --> 1:36:25.640 were football or were you know, all all that and 1:36:25.720 --> 1:36:27.479 that was It's gonna be a hard thing for a 1:36:27.520 --> 1:36:27.920 lot of guys. 1:36:28.240 --> 1:36:31.320 You find it alarming that there's more coverage on football 1:36:31.439 --> 1:36:33.280 than national politics. 1:36:33.360 --> 1:36:35.880 I'm I think it's better. I think that's you should 1:36:35.880 --> 1:36:38.439 have more. You should have more coverage on football than politics. 1:36:38.920 --> 1:36:45.040 As much as much coverage as possible. Every time I 1:36:45.080 --> 1:36:47.240 turned on my my Instagram, it's Biden stuttering out something, 1:36:47.280 --> 1:36:49.160 and then a couple of years ago is Trump being 1:36:49.240 --> 1:36:51.479 racist about something. It's just like, we know what, we 1:36:51.560 --> 1:36:55.519 know what Taylor's algorithm feeds him. I just played both sides. 1:36:59.360 --> 1:37:02.479 It's just you do you you watch the news? Do 1:37:02.520 --> 1:37:04.280 you turn you go homie turn on CNN? I wat. 1:37:07.120 --> 1:37:08.240 I I do watch both. 1:37:08.720 --> 1:37:09.519 I do watch both. 1:37:09.680 --> 1:37:11.920 So I love to get my January sixth update on 1:37:12.040 --> 1:37:15.240 one network and then uh yeah, hear the pro police 1:37:15.320 --> 1:37:19.000 update on the other network. But I love, I love 1:37:19.400 --> 1:37:23.559 I just as a comic. I really hope Trump runs again. God, 1:37:23.880 --> 1:37:26.439 I fucking love it. It's like a Christmas buffet that 1:37:26.680 --> 1:37:30.240 dude does not stop giving. He's fucking cereal for days. 1:37:30.600 --> 1:37:33.479 Oh my god, I love him. I love Can you 1:37:33.520 --> 1:37:35.040 talk to some of them right wing casts are like, well, 1:37:35.040 --> 1:37:36.680 you know Fox is actually owned by the liberals too. 1:37:37.040 --> 1:37:39.600 It's just it's crazy, this whole world we're living in 1:37:39.680 --> 1:37:41.040 a like Illuminati type shit. 1:37:41.439 --> 1:37:43.200 Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it was so funny how 1:37:43.280 --> 1:37:45.720 like Elon Musk is like this golden child and then 1:37:45.760 --> 1:37:47.879 he's like, I think I might Republican. 1:37:47.920 --> 1:37:49.880 He's like, this guy's a piece of ship. Yeah. 1:37:50.000 --> 1:37:52.879 Yeah, So I just think it's so fascinating, the pendulum 1:37:52.920 --> 1:37:55.519 swings that the media has and everything. But just like 1:37:55.640 --> 1:37:58.479 as a comedian, I'm strictly speaking as a comedian, I 1:37:59.240 --> 1:38:02.360 fucking loved Trump. I think he is just absolutely fascinating. 1:38:02.439 --> 1:38:04.800 He doesn't give a fuck, He just says whatever he wants. 1:38:04.880 --> 1:38:05.080 Yeah. 1:38:05.280 --> 1:38:07.080 I mean the fact that Clift the part where he says, 1:38:07.080 --> 1:38:08.200 I fucking love Trump, that's it. 1:38:08.280 --> 1:38:12.800 Yeah, yeah, that's all we want, and hearts around me. 1:38:14.120 --> 1:38:16.600 But I mean, you know the fact that Twitter is 1:38:16.600 --> 1:38:24.360 gonna love this episode again another way again, like. 1:38:24.920 --> 1:38:27.360 When when he's asked questions like what do you think 1:38:27.400 --> 1:38:30.400 of Heidi Clum and he's like, well, sadly she's no 1:38:30.520 --> 1:38:35.160 longer a ten. It's like, that's fucking crazy gribe a 1:38:35.320 --> 1:38:38.320 human being as no longer being a ten. Like I'm like, 1:38:38.520 --> 1:38:40.800 keep those oude me write that down. 1:38:42.120 --> 1:38:46.640 Yeah. Politics are not for me, dude, Yeah, not for me. 1:38:46.840 --> 1:38:49.519 Not interested in it to me, Like everybody gets way 1:38:49.600 --> 1:38:53.479 too there's too much, too much, Yeah, the emotional involvement. 1:38:53.640 --> 1:38:55.960 Like I'll just listen, I'm just trying to live. I'm 1:38:55.960 --> 1:38:58.240 just trying to like do my my daily stuff. 1:38:58.479 --> 1:39:00.519 People say, if you argue you don't stand for something, 1:39:00.520 --> 1:39:02.519 you'll fall for anything. I say, fuck that, dude, I'll 1:39:02.840 --> 1:39:06.080 not stand for anything. It's the best get along with anybody, 1:39:06.479 --> 1:39:09.880 you know what I'm saying. Who Yeah, I'll fall for 1:39:10.000 --> 1:39:13.960 it all someone. If I'm around somebody, that's Democrats all mine, dude, 1:39:14.000 --> 1:39:15.040 if I'm running Republicans. 1:39:15.040 --> 1:39:16.439 So I think Jeff Di had a bit about that. 1:39:16.880 --> 1:39:18.040 That ship was hilarious. 1:39:18.120 --> 1:39:19.680 I mean, for real, though, people tell me something, I'm 1:39:19.680 --> 1:39:22.040 pretty goible. Just oh shit, for real, I like, damn, 1:39:22.040 --> 1:39:24.360 that's great. Is this man is the most dollible man 1:39:24.400 --> 1:39:24.880 of all time? 1:39:24.920 --> 1:39:25.040 Bro? 1:39:25.240 --> 1:39:27.320 I want to talk about how the Earth's slack? Guys, Yeah, 1:39:27.680 --> 1:39:28.160 I agree. 1:39:28.400 --> 1:39:31.080 I think like, especially as a comic, I like to 1:39:31.200 --> 1:39:32.920 peg both of them. I like to ship on both 1:39:32.960 --> 1:39:36.200 of them because comics, I think eighty five percent of 1:39:36.280 --> 1:39:40.040 predominantly leftists. And so when I tweet stuff that fills 1:39:40.080 --> 1:39:43.080 the void of the right, I get shipped on, I 1:39:43.160 --> 1:39:43.839 get blocked. 1:39:43.920 --> 1:39:45.439 I'm like I hit everybody. 1:39:45.479 --> 1:39:47.800 You guys know me and I had a friend, a 1:39:47.880 --> 1:39:51.240 good friend, and a very popular comic stopped talking to 1:39:51.320 --> 1:39:53.240 me because of all the stuff and. 1:39:55.040 --> 1:40:01.120 We need this ahead. I'll give you an no, don't 1:40:01.160 --> 1:40:03.680 don't do that, Neil Brennan. 1:40:08.280 --> 1:40:11.840 Because the political thing, yeah, because he's he's he's look, 1:40:11.880 --> 1:40:14.400 he's definitely pretty lefty. I still love Neil, like I 1:40:14.520 --> 1:40:16.559 respect my flu to New York to see his show. 1:40:16.640 --> 1:40:19.439 But he said, I just can't talk to you. I'm 1:40:19.439 --> 1:40:21.280 sure at some point I'll see him and I'll hug 1:40:21.360 --> 1:40:24.280 him or whatever. But but he basically was bent up because, 1:40:24.400 --> 1:40:26.400 you know, as co creator Chappelle's show, I think you 1:40:26.520 --> 1:40:31.000 definitely have an inn with a certain community of this nation, right, 1:40:31.040 --> 1:40:33.000 and people that predominantly vote Democrat. 1:40:33.080 --> 1:40:34.479 I'll just say that black people. 1:40:34.720 --> 1:40:36.519 Yeah, yeah that. 1:40:37.560 --> 1:40:41.280 So we were having this debate about January sixth and 1:40:41.439 --> 1:40:44.280 BLM riots and I think rioting across the board is bad, 1:40:44.640 --> 1:40:47.680 and I think rioting the capitol is as bad as 1:40:47.840 --> 1:40:51.560 riding city streets and destroying businesses. And he was like, 1:40:51.680 --> 1:40:54.320 one is justified once not and we're going on this, 1:40:54.920 --> 1:40:58.559 you know, pontification and debate about it. And he just said, 1:40:58.600 --> 1:41:01.920 I just can't talk to you anymore because the last election. 1:41:02.040 --> 1:41:04.280 I think it culminated because the last election I couldn't 1:41:04.320 --> 1:41:06.360 vote for either candidate he said, how. 1:41:06.280 --> 1:41:08.640 Do you not pick this over that? And I was like, 1:41:08.760 --> 1:41:09.120 I just. 1:41:09.400 --> 1:41:12.320 I'm a little I'm a lot more apolitical, but I 1:41:12.400 --> 1:41:15.160 am very political in certain jokes, you know what I mean. 1:41:15.280 --> 1:41:18.479 So I'm not emotionally invested in politics, but he is. 1:41:19.200 --> 1:41:21.760 And so for me, I like to kind of jab 1:41:21.840 --> 1:41:22.280 a bit more. 1:41:22.280 --> 1:41:24.920 And I know that's what I hate, like potentially loosing 1:41:25.040 --> 1:41:27.120 homies over stuff like that. So I would just rather 1:41:27.240 --> 1:41:30.599 be like you know, they'll say with somebody will say 1:41:30.640 --> 1:41:32.680 whatever they want to say, and I'm like, I'm not. 1:41:32.960 --> 1:41:34.360 I don't want to be emotionally invested in. 1:41:34.400 --> 1:41:35.200 This kind of conversation. 1:41:35.600 --> 1:41:38.000 I want to still hang out, Like whoever sitting next 1:41:38.000 --> 1:41:39.280 to me might feel a certain way. 1:41:39.960 --> 1:41:42.360 But I'm invested in me, like say, I just like 1:41:42.560 --> 1:41:43.080 I'm the back. 1:41:43.200 --> 1:41:45.840 Yeah, fucking any of those kinds of conversations. Yeah, because 1:41:45.840 --> 1:41:47.639 to me, it's not worth all the like, hey, we're 1:41:47.800 --> 1:41:51.680 literally splitting up friendship wise over something political. 1:41:52.360 --> 1:41:52.519 Yeah. 1:41:52.600 --> 1:41:56.680 Unfortunately, in my industry, I'd say ninety five percent of 1:41:56.680 --> 1:41:59.240 the people I work with are not only left, but 1:42:00.120 --> 1:42:03.760 really left. In the entertainmentustry, it is a bubble absolutely 1:42:04.320 --> 1:42:07.519 that people would live within this dome of like super 1:42:07.600 --> 1:42:12.839 progressive values. And I'm pretty progressive, but I'm not like hardened, 1:42:13.040 --> 1:42:15.720 Like I believe in smaller government. I believe you know, 1:42:16.160 --> 1:42:18.160 certain things. Yeah, if you want to get an abortion, 1:42:18.240 --> 1:42:20.599 I think you should, you know. So I have a perspective. 1:42:20.600 --> 1:42:23.120 I think that's kind of like more middle than most people. 1:42:23.600 --> 1:42:26.719 But my peers are all pretty extreme. 1:42:26.840 --> 1:42:29.120 Balance is important in life, So why wouln't you try 1:42:29.160 --> 1:42:30.439 to stay balanced in your views as well? 1:42:30.479 --> 1:42:33.439 So I love living here because like the city's blue, 1:42:33.560 --> 1:42:35.800 like most the outskirts are red. And so when you 1:42:35.920 --> 1:42:38.479 go and perform at Zanies, you get this great hybrid 1:42:38.600 --> 1:42:41.280 of opinions, and so you could tell these fun jokes 1:42:41.360 --> 1:42:43.880 and like one of the jokes that I don't do 1:42:44.000 --> 1:42:46.920 material on this, but you know, it was a real experience. 1:42:47.040 --> 1:42:50.479 Literally the first day I move in, the setup is real. 1:42:50.640 --> 1:42:53.600 The punch is a joke, right, and the setup is 1:42:53.880 --> 1:42:56.519 I was signing a package in this brand new home 1:42:56.640 --> 1:42:58.320 that I first day I move in, and the ups 1:42:58.400 --> 1:43:00.160 drivers like, so where'd you move from? I'm like all 1:43:00.200 --> 1:43:02.639 Los Angeles. He's like California. I go yeah, he goes, 1:43:02.920 --> 1:43:04.400 he goes, hey, will you do me a favor? I 1:43:04.479 --> 1:43:08.840 go yeah, He goes, you keep your fucking politics in California, 1:43:09.400 --> 1:43:11.200 and I was like, holy shit, Okay, I'm in the 1:43:11.280 --> 1:43:13.880 South now, and my joke is, don't worry about the thing, sir. 1:43:14.160 --> 1:43:16.240 The only thing were brought with me is my black 1:43:16.320 --> 1:43:18.720 Jewish husband. Yeah that's the joke, right. 1:43:19.000 --> 1:43:19.200 Yeah. 1:43:19.479 --> 1:43:21.000 You just kind of like finding a way. But I 1:43:21.160 --> 1:43:24.040 try to, like I just try to find it a 1:43:24.120 --> 1:43:26.680 way to hit both sides, you know. Yeah, yeah, I'm 1:43:26.760 --> 1:43:28.640 pro vibes man provibs. 1:43:29.400 --> 1:43:32.920 That a line? What a line by the boy dude? 1:43:33.320 --> 1:43:36.800 That's the truth all Like, Well, people are angry about 1:43:36.800 --> 1:43:38.560 a lot of stuff that was up in Canada for 1:43:38.920 --> 1:43:40.360 for a month. I'm mad about stuff up there too. 1:43:40.520 --> 1:43:40.880 Trudeau. 1:43:40.960 --> 1:43:42.160 They hate him? What are they? 1:43:42.280 --> 1:43:44.800 What's what's he true? Don't true? 1:43:44.800 --> 1:43:48.040 Don't you don't there's fuck Trudeau stickers. That's like Canada 1:43:48.200 --> 1:43:50.080 is just an America up there right now? What's the 1:43:50.240 --> 1:43:53.000 fuck Trudeau? Oh that's a part Like they're a guy. Okay, 1:43:53.080 --> 1:43:56.639 they're they're prime minister. Oh yeah, and he's like trying 1:43:56.640 --> 1:43:57.800 to do a whole bunch of stuff. He came in 1:43:57.920 --> 1:44:00.479 with good ideas allegedly. I don't know. It seems like 1:44:00.520 --> 1:44:04.160 people are really not about him, really, not about them. Yeah, 1:44:04.640 --> 1:44:07.439 and I'm pretty sure who is the guy who ran 1:44:07.520 --> 1:44:09.920 Cuba for a little bit. What was his name? Yes, 1:44:10.280 --> 1:44:14.280 allegedly he's the illegitimate son. Yeah, those are always like 1:44:14.320 --> 1:44:14.880 the those. 1:44:17.560 --> 1:44:19.040 I will I love to go down rabbit holes. 1:44:19.200 --> 1:44:21.560 Now you start talking about flat earth, I'll take a 1:44:21.600 --> 1:44:23.439 stance on there right now, come on, you know what 1:44:23.439 --> 1:44:27.920 I'm saying, that's what about a hollow earth? Bro, there's 1:44:27.960 --> 1:44:29.639 too much weight up on here. We're gonna fall through. 1:44:30.560 --> 1:44:35.200 What do you mean he's just asking? Yeah, yeah, I 1:44:35.240 --> 1:44:37.800 don't know about that. But like they talk about you 1:44:37.840 --> 1:44:40.479 see have you seen loose Change on YouTube about nine 1:44:40.479 --> 1:44:40.840 to eleven? 1:44:41.040 --> 1:44:41.200 Oh? 1:44:41.680 --> 1:44:42.720 Yeah, crazy deal. 1:44:42.760 --> 1:44:44.040 Now you sit there and you know at the end 1:44:44.080 --> 1:44:47.559 of it, you're like, maybe Shanks all that stuff. Yeah, 1:44:47.560 --> 1:44:49.960 it's just it's a crazy deal. Then the whole idea 1:44:50.000 --> 1:44:52.720 of Illuminati, that whole that there's a bunch of people 1:44:52.800 --> 1:44:55.960 running the world. Yeah, that's fucking wild to me. Lizard people. 1:44:56.760 --> 1:44:58.719 You know, it just kind of gets crazier and crazier 1:44:58.760 --> 1:44:59.080 as you go. 1:44:59.479 --> 1:45:01.479 The one I is always funny. I love watching ancient 1:45:01.520 --> 1:45:03.320 aliens and I always thought it was funny. How like, 1:45:03.840 --> 1:45:06.040 you know when you see like the Great Wall of China, 1:45:06.040 --> 1:45:08.880 it's like the Chinese built that. And when you see 1:45:09.160 --> 1:45:11.120 you know something else, it's like, oh, these the you 1:45:11.200 --> 1:45:13.640 know stoneheads, like the British put this here in a 1:45:13.760 --> 1:45:16.200 you know, denoted time or whatever. And then you see 1:45:16.280 --> 1:45:19.639 like pyramids, It's like, oh yeah, aliens built those. There's 1:45:19.680 --> 1:45:21.400 no way these dirty brown people could build that. 1:45:21.400 --> 1:45:25.400 Shit. Why do you not believe that that's possible. That's 1:45:25.439 --> 1:45:26.639 fucking crazy to me, dude. 1:45:26.840 --> 1:45:28.559 But we can all agree with aliens are real, right? 1:45:28.920 --> 1:45:30.920 We Is that a fact? Now? The aliens are a 1:45:30.960 --> 1:45:33.120 real thing. I think it is. Imagine the imagine the 1:45:33.120 --> 1:45:35.800 first podcast of an alien on we have Well we 1:45:35.920 --> 1:45:40.920 blow up having that I may call may call JP. Yeah, yeah, 1:45:40.920 --> 1:45:43.080 hello be boot boot boo. Aliens are real, right. 1:45:43.600 --> 1:45:46.519 I look, I've always been a believer in UFOs, not 1:45:46.680 --> 1:45:48.439 like not like tommed Along. 1:45:48.880 --> 1:45:50.680 I heard like, I don't know if I could, I 1:45:50.720 --> 1:45:52.000 don't know. You guys d it stuff. 1:45:52.320 --> 1:45:54.280 Yeah, we had a I mean you look like Aaron Rodgers, 1:45:54.360 --> 1:45:56.200 a dirty brown person alien guy? 1:45:56.680 --> 1:45:56.800 Is he? 1:45:57.200 --> 1:45:59.639 Yeah? I was talking Aaron Rodgers. 1:46:00.000 --> 1:46:01.160 Aaron Rodgers is an alien? 1:46:01.400 --> 1:46:04.479 No that he's huge into it. I have a buddy 1:46:04.600 --> 1:46:08.599 who is a comic that's friends with him and hangs 1:46:08.640 --> 1:46:12.360 out and like, oh he's but he's like, no, it's 1:46:12.360 --> 1:46:14.400 not it's not Rogan. But but he was saying he's 1:46:14.439 --> 1:46:16.639 a big alien guy. Like I was like, oh shit, 1:46:16.680 --> 1:46:19.120 I I never would have thought that. The more I 1:46:19.240 --> 1:46:21.240 read about him, the more I'm like, oh, maybe he's 1:46:21.240 --> 1:46:21.599 out there. 1:46:21.800 --> 1:46:25.920 Yeah. I'm a huge fan of Annon Rodgers. Though we 1:46:26.000 --> 1:46:28.760 were playing. I signed my contract and we played the 1:46:28.880 --> 1:46:31.519 Packers in a preseason game and it's halftime and I'm 1:46:31.560 --> 1:46:34.080 jogging in the locker room and someone passed me on 1:46:34.120 --> 1:46:35.600 the ass and says, don't spend all that money in 1:46:35.640 --> 1:46:37.960 one place. And I look and it's Rogers. Oh never 1:46:37.960 --> 1:46:39.360 talked to you in my life, And this John gives 1:46:39.400 --> 1:46:40.920 me a wink, keeps doing. Since then, I've been a 1:46:40.960 --> 1:46:43.080 fans awesome man since that moment. It's a cool story. 1:46:43.080 --> 1:46:45.200 I can like picture that. It's like a commercial. It 1:46:45.360 --> 1:46:48.280 was cool, like the mean Joe Green commercial. Cool commercial. 1:46:48.439 --> 1:46:51.640 Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. 1:46:53.280 --> 1:46:54.000 Yeah, dude. 1:46:54.080 --> 1:46:56.200 I love when him and Tomlin had that moment Mike 1:46:56.280 --> 1:46:59.160 Tomlin when he gave Mike Tomlin the wink and Tomalin 1:46:59.160 --> 1:47:00.040 gave him the head nod. 1:47:00.000 --> 1:47:01.360 Oh are you talking about when he was on the field. 1:47:01.560 --> 1:47:02.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:47:02.360 --> 1:47:04.720 And I went to Ben's last game, Big Ben's last 1:47:04.800 --> 1:47:05.679 game in Pittsburgh. 1:47:05.720 --> 1:47:08.160 That was a pretty cool thing to witness. He's a stud, dude. 1:47:08.320 --> 1:47:12.160 Just that city just revers Ben Roethlisberger and it just 1:47:12.479 --> 1:47:14.559 like the outpouring of emotion and it was really cool 1:47:14.600 --> 1:47:16.200 to see, especially in this day and age. 1:47:16.240 --> 1:47:18.880 You guys know more than anybody where you just move 1:47:18.960 --> 1:47:19.479 around right. 1:47:19.840 --> 1:47:22.120 Came the team, but that the Rooney stuck by him 1:47:22.160 --> 1:47:24.320 and stayed with him and he got to retire a Steeler. 1:47:24.439 --> 1:47:28.639 Was pretty cool. If if him and Ab and Leveon 1:47:28.680 --> 1:47:31.960 Bell stay together, you think they could have won it. Yeah. 1:47:32.160 --> 1:47:36.320 I would have had too. Huh. That's one of those Damn. 1:47:36.880 --> 1:47:38.080 What what's your take on eight? 1:47:38.439 --> 1:47:40.960 My I heard Ab wants to come back to Pittsburgh 1:47:40.960 --> 1:47:42.439 and I was like, that city is well you see 1:47:42.680 --> 1:47:44.840 you see Tomlin Piot thirty six bridges and you burn 1:47:44.920 --> 1:47:45.160 them all. 1:47:45.280 --> 1:47:49.679 Yeah. Tomlin was on Pivot, I believe, and he was like, well, listen, 1:47:49.760 --> 1:47:53.080 we all know that's not happening. I love Ab blah blah. Dude. 1:47:53.080 --> 1:47:55.960 I was with Tomlin. He was the coach of the 1:47:56.000 --> 1:47:58.479 AFC seam in the Pro Bowl and AB didn't show 1:47:58.560 --> 1:48:00.599 up to the game until five is the game started 1:48:00.600 --> 1:48:03.320 after warm ups and uh and Tom was there. He's like, hey, 1:48:03.320 --> 1:48:04.680 he does this every time. I don't like taking his money. 1:48:04.680 --> 1:48:06.920 I just have to sometimes, Ah Jesus, but he's like 1:48:07.000 --> 1:48:10.280 he does. But like Tomin's that dude that he's the guy. 1:48:10.439 --> 1:48:11.920 He's the type of coach I can handle those type 1:48:11.920 --> 1:48:14.920 of personalities. Yeah, I love that man. I've never played 1:48:14.920 --> 1:48:16.680 for him. I spent a week with him, and I 1:48:16.760 --> 1:48:19.160 would run through a wall of that guy. He seems 1:48:19.200 --> 1:48:20.800 like an awesome This is an awesome dude. He's the 1:48:20.840 --> 1:48:23.960 kind of respect from crazy Yeah, oh yeah. 1:48:24.040 --> 1:48:24.400 I like it. 1:48:24.520 --> 1:48:26.840 In the media, how people, you know, there's always like 1:48:27.000 --> 1:48:30.280 the offshoot rumor mill, like bloggers or whatever. It's like, 1:48:30.560 --> 1:48:33.479 he's not going anywhere. Rooney's are so. I mean their 1:48:33.560 --> 1:48:36.080 track record says, you're our guy, You're our guy. They're 1:48:36.080 --> 1:48:36.960 gonna be in a place like that. 1:48:37.000 --> 1:48:38.679 I heard it was between him and Ken wizen Hunt 1:48:38.720 --> 1:48:40.639 to get that job back in the day. Oh wow. 1:48:41.040 --> 1:48:45.439 So but that that that organization just from the top, 1:48:45.479 --> 1:48:47.560 there's so nice, Like Rocky Bler have got to know 1:48:47.680 --> 1:48:50.960 that guy. And their alumni is so ingrained with the 1:48:51.360 --> 1:48:54.160 with going to the games, and he's always taken pictures 1:48:54.200 --> 1:48:54.920 and stuff with people. 1:48:54.960 --> 1:48:57.439 It's just I don't know about that, Uh that team, 1:48:57.479 --> 1:49:00.360 that market. Yeah, that seems cool. And the stadium's cool 1:49:00.560 --> 1:49:03.040 on the three Rivers. Yeah, it's just a cool place, 1:49:03.240 --> 1:49:04.519 fun to play. What's that song they played in the 1:49:04.520 --> 1:49:09.160 fourth quarter? Yeah, dude six? Yeah, shit goes off. 1:49:09.160 --> 1:49:10.639 Your squad out in Pittsburgh. Yeah. 1:49:10.760 --> 1:49:13.400 He should have beat them this year. Damn we lost. 1:49:13.800 --> 1:49:14.880 You knew, you knew the. 1:49:14.920 --> 1:49:18.040 Steelers were gonna hobble in the if they were going 1:49:18.080 --> 1:49:18.840 to get into the playoff. 1:49:19.560 --> 1:49:22.720 They really did hobble their ass in there, didn't They hobbled? 1:49:23.000 --> 1:49:25.080 Do you see the h You see the DNS come 1:49:25.120 --> 1:49:29.439 out the rankings? Yeah, ninety seven for uh TJ for 1:49:29.560 --> 1:49:32.639 TJ Yeah, six ninety six I think so? Right? May 1:49:32.680 --> 1:49:33.720 he gotta be a ninety nine? Right? 1:49:33.840 --> 1:49:36.160 The kids looking for the exact person who rated him 1:49:36.200 --> 1:49:37.679 in ninety six or ninety seven? 1:49:37.920 --> 1:49:40.080 What do you think he does? I want the exact person. 1:49:40.479 --> 1:49:42.320 What do you think their QB situation is going to be? 1:49:42.400 --> 1:49:44.400 Because you draft the kid and then you get Trubisky 1:49:45.040 --> 1:49:47.280 to come in, do you think Trubisky plays for two 1:49:47.320 --> 1:49:50.240 years and kind of takes him under his wing, or. 1:49:50.400 --> 1:49:53.800 Bisky probably plays for I would guess a year hoping 1:49:53.840 --> 1:49:56.240 that the first rounder comes on. It was the first rounder, right, Yeah, 1:49:56.280 --> 1:49:58.000 you're hoping that the first rounder comes along to where 1:49:58.040 --> 1:49:59.160 you don't have to play him this year. 1:49:59.360 --> 1:50:01.600 This is a tailor the oldest time for the NFL. Like, 1:50:01.720 --> 1:50:03.439 you have a guy who's done it, you know, he's 1:50:03.760 --> 1:50:05.519 he's played well in the league and win your games. 1:50:05.560 --> 1:50:06.280 Then you get a guy that you. 1:50:06.320 --> 1:50:08.519 Hope and develop to be the guy guy. And I 1:50:08.840 --> 1:50:11.479 love I like Trubisky. He's good dude. Yeah you agree? Like, 1:50:11.840 --> 1:50:12.720 what's that? 1:50:12.800 --> 1:50:15.000 Almost took my wife and almost took her, almost took her. 1:50:15.360 --> 1:50:19.840 But hey, didn't know who's laughing now? 1:50:20.200 --> 1:50:21.800 Yeah, we had to intercept that immediately. 1:50:22.000 --> 1:50:24.240 Yeah, we were looking with me and Willer at the bar, 1:50:24.320 --> 1:50:27.280 and does you see the ship He's like to Bisky, 1:50:27.400 --> 1:50:29.479 handsome dude. I thought, oh, it's over for Will. Yeah, 1:50:29.640 --> 1:50:32.320 it came over. What did happen exactly? We were at 1:50:33.400 --> 1:50:36.920 the bud light because yeah, we were sitting there, we 1:50:37.000 --> 1:50:38.920 were drinking beers with him and then the three of 1:50:39.000 --> 1:50:41.760 us are talking. Then somehow he pivots and turns, and 1:50:41.960 --> 1:50:44.960 Charo was on the other side of him. Charles's got 1:50:45.000 --> 1:50:47.479 a very distinct laugh, right, so you start hearing that 1:50:47.560 --> 1:50:50.360 laugh happen, he will, Well, that's me. It was like. 1:50:54.320 --> 1:50:56.680 This because Taylor treats us to the pro bow and 1:50:56.680 --> 1:50:59.080 we're run all these pro boils, like, come on, now, 1:50:59.280 --> 1:50:59.639 keep your. 1:50:59.600 --> 1:51:03.760 Eyes right here. I was right here, big dog. That 1:51:04.000 --> 1:51:06.559 was that what you were watching? My damn, she might 1:51:06.640 --> 1:51:07.200 go down tonight. 1:51:07.840 --> 1:51:09.519 We just continued to joke about it. 1:51:09.680 --> 1:51:11.640 Yeah you had been you're now a wife at the 1:51:11.720 --> 1:51:15.880 end of the time, or with her then, yeah, yeah, 1:51:15.920 --> 1:51:16.439 we were all together. 1:51:16.720 --> 1:51:18.040 It was like one of those things was happening. She 1:51:18.080 --> 1:51:20.519 obviously laughed. I immediately go to Taylor and we just 1:51:20.560 --> 1:51:22.840 become dudes in the entire situation. We don't let her breathe, 1:51:22.840 --> 1:51:24.280 and we're just like, oh, he's taking her. 1:51:24.400 --> 1:51:25.200 Yeah he's laughing. 1:51:26.080 --> 1:51:28.320 Well yeah, yeah, kind of he's kind of standing there 1:51:28.400 --> 1:51:30.920 kind of like you know, like feeling met. 1:51:31.040 --> 1:51:33.679 No, you're now we're now telling Charles, hey, you're gonna 1:51:33.720 --> 1:51:35.760 let this man trying to take you in front of him, 1:51:35.960 --> 1:51:37.640 and you can tell he's like holding his beer with 1:51:37.720 --> 1:51:39.639 your hands, Like what the fucker. Have I got myself 1:51:40.280 --> 1:51:43.680 just being ourselves? Yeah? Yeah, bron the next night you 1:51:43.760 --> 1:51:44.880 got her food poisoning that night. 1:51:45.040 --> 1:51:48.120 Yeah, but remember when yeah, well deserve it. 1:51:48.200 --> 1:51:49.600 It was probably gonna do what we thought she was 1:51:49.600 --> 1:51:52.480 gonna do, but she got sick. Whole relationship. 1:51:53.520 --> 1:51:57.000 Remember when she take a photo of her and Patrick Mahomes. 1:51:57.880 --> 1:51:58.360 That's tough. 1:51:58.840 --> 1:52:00.439 Yeah, you know that was and tough. 1:52:00.680 --> 1:52:03.760 Now, this can't become a roast of Charle. Hear me 1:52:03.840 --> 1:52:04.439 doing this to her? 1:52:04.520 --> 1:52:05.360 Start back pedaling. 1:52:05.479 --> 1:52:07.639 Yeah, and another thing you start going. 1:52:07.520 --> 1:52:09.680 On, is it like true, like you guys go on 1:52:09.760 --> 1:52:13.599 the road and there's there's just a mass of fucking 1:52:13.760 --> 1:52:16.760 tens hanging out at the Hilton, just kind of at 1:52:16.800 --> 1:52:17.120 the bar. 1:52:17.680 --> 1:52:21.439 You don't see that in Bible study. Yeah, I don't 1:52:21.439 --> 1:52:23.719 see that in our Bible studies that we usually. 1:52:23.479 --> 1:52:24.000 Were at mass. 1:52:24.320 --> 1:52:27.120 Yeah, because comic I have not seen that. I have 1:52:27.240 --> 1:52:29.960 not seen it was that comics is the total office, 1:52:30.120 --> 1:52:32.519 like you guys, It's just like it doesn't happen like 1:52:32.560 --> 1:52:35.679 that with you. With comics, you gotta scratch and Clawn. 1:52:35.760 --> 1:52:36.040 There's the. 1:52:37.520 --> 1:52:39.439 Who's the Asian that has to stand up on Netflix? 1:52:39.560 --> 1:52:42.880 Really funny? Jo Koy, Yes, we are a weird way, 1:52:43.080 --> 1:52:43.840 weird way to set up. 1:52:45.280 --> 1:52:47.840 Yeah, yeah, Ali Wong, Yeah that's who it is because 1:52:47.840 --> 1:52:49.320 they just got a she just got a divorce. With 1:52:49.360 --> 1:52:52.160 their divorce, yeah, but she had a lot of comedy jokes, 1:52:52.240 --> 1:52:53.000 like what is it like? 1:52:53.160 --> 1:52:53.240 Uh? 1:52:53.920 --> 1:52:57.160 What was she kind of like comedic pussy well whatever 1:52:57.200 --> 1:52:57.640 she called it. 1:52:57.760 --> 1:52:59.840 If I was the hut at the time, the husband 1:52:59.840 --> 1:53:02.920 watching that, do I need to get a divorce attorney 1:53:02.960 --> 1:53:04.680 because bro Placeburg. 1:53:04.280 --> 1:53:06.280 Coming Holy Yeah, he was like she was laying out, 1:53:06.479 --> 1:53:06.920 laying it all. 1:53:07.000 --> 1:53:10.160 He's very funny. You should watch her a special on Netflix. 1:53:10.200 --> 1:53:12.200 It's extremely funny. But my wife and I were watching 1:53:12.200 --> 1:53:14.640 it laughing our asses off. But it's like, man, I 1:53:14.720 --> 1:53:16.559 wonder if she like runs these jokes for her husband. 1:53:16.600 --> 1:53:18.240 And there was an article saying that she did run 1:53:18.280 --> 1:53:20.200 them all by her husband, and her husband's very supportive. 1:53:20.240 --> 1:53:22.240 They have like X, Y and Z. A couple of 1:53:22.280 --> 1:53:26.720 months later, the voice bro, Yeah, it'd be tough to 1:53:26.760 --> 1:53:27.439 be married to a comic. 1:53:27.760 --> 1:53:29.160 She had like she did a stand up where she's 1:53:29.160 --> 1:53:31.960 pregnant and then she came out that uh stand up recently. 1:53:32.640 --> 1:53:33.639 I think she's pretty funny. 1:53:33.760 --> 1:53:37.080 Yeah, that's really really sweet, really smart, very talented obviously. 1:53:37.160 --> 1:53:41.160 Yeah, yeah, really funny, really funny. I have a question, 1:53:41.479 --> 1:53:43.160 is this a random question? Being in the games is 1:53:43.240 --> 1:53:45.320 ninety seven? You saw the rise and fall of Dane Cook. 1:53:46.240 --> 1:53:48.000 What was the deal with Dane because he seems like 1:53:48.040 --> 1:53:49.479 he's hated in the comic community. 1:53:49.600 --> 1:53:52.560 Okay, so good question. You probably don't know this, but 1:53:52.880 --> 1:53:55.200 great YouTube, Kata. He had a big thing with me. 1:53:55.920 --> 1:53:57.720 Oh became like this, this kind of like. 1:53:58.040 --> 1:53:59.639 Oh, you take a deep breath when I asked that question, 1:53:59.640 --> 1:54:00.920 and I knew we were in for a nice little 1:54:00.920 --> 1:54:01.960 piece here, thank you. 1:54:02.640 --> 1:54:06.120 There there was there was an incident within the comedy 1:54:06.200 --> 1:54:09.479 community that kind of became a big thing for a while. 1:54:09.600 --> 1:54:12.120 So I moved to la in two thousand and four. 1:54:12.560 --> 1:54:14.920 Dane is blowing the fuck up, right, I mean he's 1:54:15.280 --> 1:54:19.360 movie stand up all look chuck and good looking and 1:54:19.560 --> 1:54:22.479 just like at the at this place called Dublin's, which 1:54:22.600 --> 1:54:24.280 was like the hotspot in Hireland. 1:54:24.520 --> 1:54:27.080 So tuesdays you do that like Britney Spears. 1:54:27.160 --> 1:54:29.880 Is there instincts there, Vince Vaughn's there, Cameron Diaz is there, 1:54:29.960 --> 1:54:32.160 Like everybody's coming through to watch comics. 1:54:32.560 --> 1:54:34.720 So you're you're just like a comic. 1:54:34.880 --> 1:54:37.080 No credits and you're going up and you're seeing all 1:54:37.120 --> 1:54:39.640 these faces and they're like, the hottest girls in the 1:54:39.680 --> 1:54:41.680 world are there, and comics are getting late afterward. It's 1:54:41.720 --> 1:54:43.920 the fucking greatest show you want to be a part of, 1:54:44.000 --> 1:54:46.840 and Dane's the centerpiece of it. All right, So I 1:54:46.960 --> 1:54:49.360 moved there. I'm like this new comic from New York 1:54:49.440 --> 1:54:51.640 City and I was doing well here, and you know, 1:54:52.080 --> 1:54:54.120 the word gets out, Oh this new guy from New 1:54:54.200 --> 1:54:56.720 York He's pretty fun, he's cool. So I go I 1:54:56.760 --> 1:55:00.360 start doing it and it's going great. And then I'm 1:55:00.360 --> 1:55:02.400 not getting booked on that show anymore. And this guy, 1:55:02.520 --> 1:55:05.200 Jay Davis booked it. And I called Jay. I'm like, 1:55:05.400 --> 1:55:08.080 what's going on? Is something wrong or whatever. He's like, yeah, yeah, 1:55:08.400 --> 1:55:09.000 Dane's got. 1:55:08.880 --> 1:55:10.280 An issue with you. He doesn't want you on the 1:55:10.320 --> 1:55:11.000 shows anymore. 1:55:11.680 --> 1:55:14.120 I'm like, oh, okay, he doesn't want me on the 1:55:14.160 --> 1:55:16.920 shows and he goes yeah, And so I now I'm 1:55:16.920 --> 1:55:19.520 not working at the Laugh Factory anymore. And I called 1:55:19.520 --> 1:55:22.080 the Laugh Factory. They're like they're like, yeah, we can't 1:55:22.120 --> 1:55:25.480 book you anymore. I go, oh okay. So then I'm like, well, 1:55:25.960 --> 1:55:27.920 I'll just call Dane. I mean, I have his number 1:55:27.960 --> 1:55:30.280 and we're friendly. We have the same manager, right, So 1:55:30.400 --> 1:55:32.600 I called Dane up and I go, hey, I heard 1:55:32.640 --> 1:55:34.240 you have an issue. Do you have an issue with me? 1:55:34.280 --> 1:55:35.760 He said yeah. I said, well, why don't I come 1:55:35.800 --> 1:55:37.880 over to your place? We could talk about it. He 1:55:37.960 --> 1:55:41.040 goes sure, So I got my car I drove over. 1:55:41.560 --> 1:55:44.560 This's been discussed on Mark Maron's podcast. On my end, 1:55:44.640 --> 1:55:47.080 It's been discussed on Mark Manon's podcast on his end. 1:55:47.960 --> 1:55:51.560 He has a version of reality I don't agree with. 1:55:52.080 --> 1:55:55.360 But essentially what happened is I went over and I said, 1:55:55.360 --> 1:55:57.720 what's your issue? And he said he said, I feel 1:55:57.720 --> 1:56:00.480 like you're stealing my essence. And I was like what 1:56:01.400 --> 1:56:03.760 And he's like, you're you're taking my essence with you 1:56:03.840 --> 1:56:05.800 on stage. I'm like, Dane, I work so hard. I'm 1:56:05.840 --> 1:56:08.880 not trying to be a shittier version of you. Like 1:56:09.160 --> 1:56:11.720 I work hard in New York City, I work hard here. 1:56:11.760 --> 1:56:14.040 I'm not trying to be you. He's like, you're you're 1:56:14.200 --> 1:56:16.360 you're doing like me, and I was like, I don't. 1:56:16.560 --> 1:56:18.000 I don't see it at all. So I think we're 1:56:18.000 --> 1:56:22.040 gonna agree to disagree. And this is when I was like, 1:56:22.400 --> 1:56:24.680 this is this was the moment where I was like, oh, boy, 1:56:24.840 --> 1:56:26.640 I don't know if I'm talking to somebody who's here. 1:56:27.160 --> 1:56:29.680 And he said, maybe it's not your time to be here. 1:56:30.120 --> 1:56:30.880 I was like, what do you mean. 1:56:31.000 --> 1:56:34.440 He's like, he's like, maybe you shouldn't be in Los Angeles. 1:56:34.560 --> 1:56:38.040 Now I'm like, that's weird. I'm just sitting there like 1:56:38.120 --> 1:56:40.680 taking it and processing what he's saying. And he told 1:56:40.720 --> 1:56:42.520 me he goes up to the top of the Hollywood Hills. 1:56:42.560 --> 1:56:44.320 There's these trails you can hike, and he said, he 1:56:44.800 --> 1:56:47.440 closes his eyes and he puts his hands out and 1:56:47.480 --> 1:56:47.840 he goes. 1:56:47.960 --> 1:56:50.680 Is a true story, right, true? 1:56:50.760 --> 1:56:53.400 He goes, and he goes. He's doing this for like 1:56:53.440 --> 1:56:55.920 three seconds. He goes, I give this city my energy, 1:56:56.280 --> 1:56:58.800 and this energy is given to me from the city. 1:56:58.960 --> 1:57:02.680 And I was like, I'm fucking out. I'm fucking out, man. 1:57:02.960 --> 1:57:06.120 This dude's lost two thousand and four, two thousand and four, 1:57:06.160 --> 1:57:08.000 two thousand and five somewhere there. So the pinnacle of 1:57:08.320 --> 1:57:13.000 Dane peak peak just before the peak, so peak before 1:57:13.040 --> 1:57:16.400 the peak, right, and and now I'm like, oh Jesus Christ. 1:57:16.480 --> 1:57:20.160 So now I go home and I'm not telling everybody. 1:57:20.280 --> 1:57:22.120 I tell like two of my buddies. I'm like, I 1:57:22.160 --> 1:57:24.840 had this fucking weird incident with Dane. It was fucking wild, 1:57:24.920 --> 1:57:27.240 and so I tell one or two friends. The one 1:57:27.280 --> 1:57:30.240 friend I told is super tight with with with Dane, 1:57:30.280 --> 1:57:34.280 but also fucking loudmouth, right, so he tells everybody, and 1:57:34.360 --> 1:57:37.360 now everybody's going, oh, Steve Burns stealing Dane's essence, right, 1:57:37.920 --> 1:57:41.040 So it becomes this fucking thing. And now everywhere I 1:57:41.120 --> 1:57:43.320 go it's like, don't take my essence because comics are 1:57:43.360 --> 1:57:45.960 ribbing me, like in a fun way, and they don't 1:57:46.000 --> 1:57:48.360 see it, and I don't see it, And are you 1:57:48.440 --> 1:57:49.200 sure they don't see it? 1:57:49.520 --> 1:57:49.640 Well? 1:57:49.680 --> 1:57:53.560 I think what what it was was Dane is so energetic, right, 1:57:53.840 --> 1:57:56.000 and physical, and I was slightly physical, but not to 1:57:56.120 --> 1:57:58.920 the degree he was. And I was definitely talking about 1:57:59.040 --> 1:58:01.320 way different things. He's talking about speaking spell and you 1:58:01.360 --> 1:58:03.440 know all this shit. I'm talking about being Korean and Irish, 1:58:03.880 --> 1:58:06.760 you know, I mean, two completely different things. And so 1:58:07.320 --> 1:58:09.720 this went on for a while and I was I 1:58:09.880 --> 1:58:15.640 was basically blocked from going to clubs. Literally two days 1:58:15.640 --> 1:58:18.960 after that conversation, my manager, who was his manager, dropped 1:58:19.000 --> 1:58:22.520 me and I go, is this about Dane Barry. He's like, no, 1:58:22.640 --> 1:58:24.480 it's got nothing to do with it. I go, fuck you, 1:58:24.720 --> 1:58:26.800 it's about Dane. Just be man enough to tell me 1:58:26.880 --> 1:58:29.600 it's about Dane. I don't respect you more, and he didn't. 1:58:29.680 --> 1:58:31.840 So so I did have manager, and I didn't have 1:58:32.200 --> 1:58:34.560 two of the great places to work when you first 1:58:34.600 --> 1:58:36.880 moved to LA So it was a tough place to 1:58:37.360 --> 1:58:41.200 work from. But also it was like, you know, it 1:58:41.320 --> 1:58:43.640 was like I got a little thick skin from the 1:58:43.680 --> 1:58:47.040 experience too. It sucks because the biggest comic in the 1:58:47.120 --> 1:58:50.880 country hates you, right, and he's all over LA and 1:58:50.920 --> 1:58:53.200 the billboards are up and all everybody's listening to we're 1:58:53.280 --> 1:58:55.360 talking about is Dane Cook and he hates me. 1:58:55.480 --> 1:58:57.640 And it's like, oh, this fucking sucks. And I just 1:58:57.840 --> 1:58:59.760 moved here like maybe four months in. 1:59:00.040 --> 1:59:02.440 It's your mindset. Then at that my mindset is like, well, 1:59:02.520 --> 1:59:05.400 fuck it. You basically got canceled, Yeah, cancel Dan. I 1:59:05.680 --> 1:59:07.680 got canceled by day and I was like, I'm gonna 1:59:07.680 --> 1:59:10.200 outwork this. I'm gonna outwork this moment. 1:59:10.360 --> 1:59:13.720 This situation worked twice as hard, and I did, and 1:59:13.840 --> 1:59:15.560 I just I didn't pay it any mine. And then 1:59:15.680 --> 1:59:18.600 years later I was with Vince Vaughan at the at 1:59:18.640 --> 1:59:22.000 the improv and Dane was there, and Dane came over 1:59:22.200 --> 1:59:24.120 to say hi and sit down at the table, and 1:59:24.160 --> 1:59:26.440 I'm just sitting there like fucking seething. 1:59:27.080 --> 1:59:29.560 Yeah, see them, like, are you gonna fucking say anything? 1:59:29.560 --> 1:59:31.880 How long ago was this situation you're talking about right now? 1:59:32.320 --> 1:59:35.480 This situation maybe six or seven years ago, So this 1:59:35.680 --> 1:59:38.680 is a lot of time. A yeah, a decade. 1:59:39.120 --> 1:59:40.840 Basically I had not seen him for a long time. 1:59:40.920 --> 1:59:43.840 Yeah, And it was did you have any more situations 1:59:43.880 --> 1:59:45.920 with him since that conversation you had at his house? No. 1:59:46.120 --> 1:59:48.760 The only thing that happened was it was happening to 1:59:49.640 --> 1:59:52.880 Chris Delia. Yeah, Delia was blowing up now. And then 1:59:52.960 --> 1:59:55.160 Delia and I talked about it, and I was like, Chris, 1:59:55.400 --> 1:59:57.200 it happened to me, it's happening to you. 1:59:58.160 --> 1:59:59.400 Dane did the same thing to Delia. 2:00:00.240 --> 2:00:02.240 What they did was worse to Delia. So this is 2:00:02.240 --> 2:00:02.840 what Dane would do. 2:00:02.920 --> 2:00:05.200 Dane Cook did the same kind of thing that Delia. 2:00:05.280 --> 2:00:06.960 But this is what Dane would do. This is what 2:00:07.120 --> 2:00:08.080 Dane did to Delia. 2:00:08.640 --> 2:00:12.680 When was this this maybe five or six years ago, 2:00:13.040 --> 2:00:15.360 right around the same time that I had this talk. 2:00:15.480 --> 2:00:17.920 So Delia's starting to blow up, right, it's his peak 2:00:18.000 --> 2:00:19.960 before his peak, And what I mean by that is 2:00:20.080 --> 2:00:23.200 like everybody knows about him, and now something's going to 2:00:23.280 --> 2:00:25.360 come out that's big, like Dane's first movie was going 2:00:25.400 --> 2:00:25.720 to come out. 2:00:25.760 --> 2:00:28.600 So Delia was about to really blow up. 2:00:28.640 --> 2:00:31.960 So Delia's going around making the rounds at the factory 2:00:32.000 --> 2:00:36.560 and the stuff, and Dane didn't block him. But what 2:00:36.680 --> 2:00:38.760 he would do is he would find out on the 2:00:38.800 --> 2:00:42.080 schedule when when Delia's performed at the improv, He's got 2:00:42.080 --> 2:00:44.640 the eight fifty five at the Improv on the show 2:00:44.680 --> 2:00:46.680 up at eight forty, I'm going to bump him. And 2:00:46.760 --> 2:00:49.600 he would bump Delia and then do thirty minutes before Delia. 2:00:50.000 --> 2:00:52.200 So Delia's just sitting there waiting and he's like, oh, okay, 2:00:52.880 --> 2:00:54.880 it's fine, I guess, and then he'd go to the 2:00:54.920 --> 2:00:57.280 laugh Factory Dhlia for his set at ten o'clock, and 2:00:57.320 --> 2:00:59.120 then Dan would show up at nine and fifty and 2:00:59.240 --> 2:01:01.560 bump him again and do thirty minutes. So when you 2:01:01.720 --> 2:01:03.760 do a bump, for example, I like a guest set, 2:01:04.480 --> 2:01:07.640 you're doing maybe fifteen minutes because you don't want to 2:01:07.680 --> 2:01:10.240 be disrespectful to the show or other comedians, guys like 2:01:10.360 --> 2:01:13.400 Chappelle Rock, you know, like even Chris Rock. He'll come in, 2:01:13.480 --> 2:01:16.200 he'll be respect he'll do twenty minutes seas album, maybe thirty. 2:01:16.480 --> 2:01:19.640 Chappelle's the exception because everybody left. I think with Pauli Shore, right, 2:01:20.080 --> 2:01:22.680 who's that Chappelle Chelle? I don't know if he ever 2:01:22.800 --> 2:01:26.360 was one for about thirty minutes something like you're saying 2:01:26.360 --> 2:01:27.840 and then one of the comics says something to him 2:01:27.880 --> 2:01:29.480 and he like snapped back at him, and I think 2:01:29.480 --> 2:01:31.760 it was to Pauli Shore. Oh it might have been. 2:01:31.840 --> 2:01:35.360 Yeah, but look, Dave's the nicest guy in like, one 2:01:35.400 --> 2:01:36.520 of the nicest guys in comedy. 2:01:36.600 --> 2:01:38.320 There's no I've never heard of. 2:01:38.320 --> 2:01:39.480 Friction from Dave. Got you. 2:01:39.640 --> 2:01:41.840 But anyways, so Dane would do that to Delia, and 2:01:41.920 --> 2:01:46.120 then it became it wasn't coincidental. This was happening repeatedly, 2:01:46.560 --> 2:01:48.360 and so Deli was really getting pissed off. 2:01:48.440 --> 2:01:50.400 But at the same time, it's like, well, what are 2:01:50.400 --> 2:01:51.080 you going to do about it? 2:01:51.200 --> 2:01:53.360 Did did Dane and Delia have any history, like similar 2:01:53.400 --> 2:01:54.760 to how you or you were kind of with the 2:01:54.840 --> 2:01:55.520 crew with Dane. 2:01:55.440 --> 2:01:57.200 So he was just like you just kind of like me. 2:01:57.280 --> 2:01:59.200 So I don't want use the new young guy. And 2:01:59.360 --> 2:02:03.160 so I'm going to show him. You know, Dane's alpha, right, 2:02:03.320 --> 2:02:05.880 He's gonna beat his chest and show you whose boss. 2:02:06.240 --> 2:02:09.160 And so Dane would do that, and so I just said, Delia, 2:02:09.440 --> 2:02:10.840 you're blown up. Now's your time. 2:02:11.120 --> 2:02:11.760 Just roll with it. 2:02:11.840 --> 2:02:13.760 Who gives a fuck? You know, he had his time, 2:02:14.080 --> 2:02:16.320 yours is now. Just let it roll off your back. 2:02:16.360 --> 2:02:19.040 And Chris handled his own way, and he was I 2:02:19.120 --> 2:02:21.000 think the way Chris did it was first class, right. 2:02:21.720 --> 2:02:23.600 But with Vince and I we were there, we were 2:02:23.640 --> 2:02:26.360 talking and Dane's just making small talk the whole time, 2:02:27.200 --> 2:02:29.320 and I'm like, this, motherfuck, are you going to say 2:02:29.360 --> 2:02:31.080 anything to me? And he didn't say anything. And this 2:02:31.160 --> 2:02:34.080 went on for fifteen twenty twenty five minutes ago. Dane, 2:02:34.160 --> 2:02:37.040 we should have a talk. Okay, shit, So I we 2:02:37.120 --> 2:02:38.960 get up, we walk around the corner. I go, is 2:02:38.960 --> 2:02:41.680 there anything you'd like to say? He goes, I am sorry, 2:02:42.000 --> 2:02:43.880 I'm sorry about that. I go, thank you. 2:02:44.080 --> 2:02:45.680 That's it. Now we can sit back down. 2:02:45.720 --> 2:02:46.000 That was it. 2:02:46.280 --> 2:02:48.080 That was it, and then we talked for like literally 2:02:48.080 --> 2:02:49.120 a few more minutes. After that. 2:02:49.560 --> 2:02:52.160 We went down, sat down at the table, and he 2:02:52.320 --> 2:02:54.920 basically just copped to it, you know, really quickly, and 2:02:54.960 --> 2:02:59.560 he's like, yeah, And this was just before the Delia stuff. 2:02:59.600 --> 2:03:02.040 I think I know about the Delia stuff. At that time, 2:03:02.320 --> 2:03:03.720 I may ab would have said something, been like, well, 2:03:03.760 --> 2:03:06.320 why are you doing this? You know, but I'd seen 2:03:06.400 --> 2:03:10.040 Dane maybe twice since then, and it's always been cordial. 2:03:10.680 --> 2:03:13.120 The fact is I respect what Dane did. 2:03:13.520 --> 2:03:13.920 For sure. 2:03:14.680 --> 2:03:18.840 Nobody did what he basically put the blueprint for what 2:03:19.040 --> 2:03:20.040 everybody's doing now. 2:03:20.280 --> 2:03:22.080 He was the first to go on social media. He 2:03:22.200 --> 2:03:24.600 was the first to go to algorithms. 2:03:25.520 --> 2:03:28.640 Via social media, communicate with his fans and really immerse 2:03:28.720 --> 2:03:31.280 himself in that thing. And he blew the fuck up right, 2:03:31.640 --> 2:03:34.440 and he's going to Madison Square Garden. That was such 2:03:34.480 --> 2:03:36.920 a unique thing at the time. Comics didn't do the garden. 2:03:37.240 --> 2:03:39.160 He had to be really special to do that, and 2:03:39.280 --> 2:03:42.280 he did it. And now Sebastian's doing eight shows. But 2:03:42.600 --> 2:03:45.360 Dane was kind of like the first since like Steve 2:03:45.480 --> 2:03:48.880 Martin or you know, Eddie Murphy to do something like that. 2:03:49.880 --> 2:03:52.960 Why he's hated or why he's not revered or why 2:03:53.040 --> 2:03:57.200 he doesn't have the legacy maybe he deserves, is because 2:03:57.240 --> 2:03:59.880 I think that he always handled himself in a way 2:04:00.000 --> 2:04:03.920 where he was very isolating. You know, he kept to 2:04:04.000 --> 2:04:07.200 his own bubble, whereas most comics are pretty cool. You 2:04:07.320 --> 2:04:09.120 come into the comedy club, it doesn't like Kevin Hart 2:04:09.160 --> 2:04:09.760 came in last night. 2:04:10.000 --> 2:04:12.680 Could he be a dick? Could he have a security 2:04:12.720 --> 2:04:13.320 guard with him? 2:04:13.440 --> 2:04:13.840 Of course? 2:04:14.320 --> 2:04:16.160 Could he just shuttle off on his own and not 2:04:16.240 --> 2:04:17.400 want to be bothered with anybody. 2:04:17.880 --> 2:04:21.040 He's earned that right, right. But he comes in shakes 2:04:21.080 --> 2:04:23.920 everybody's hands, glad handing. We're all comics, right, and we 2:04:24.000 --> 2:04:26.200 get the grind and it's great to see everybody catch up. 2:04:26.760 --> 2:04:29.280 Dane's never been that guy. He just does his own thing. 2:04:29.320 --> 2:04:33.240 He's a cat, So I think that tough didn't help. 2:04:34.000 --> 2:04:36.440 Being called a cat didn't help him. It didn't help 2:04:36.480 --> 2:04:36.800 him well. 2:04:36.920 --> 2:04:39.240 As I heard when Joe was talking about Dane, he 2:04:39.320 --> 2:04:41.960 said that he was stealing jokes as well. He stole, 2:04:42.560 --> 2:04:44.840 allegedly stole a bit from Lewis c K. 2:04:45.120 --> 2:04:46.880 This is this is why I fucking love comedy. That's 2:04:46.880 --> 2:04:50.280 why I love comedy. Flash forward eight years ago. Okay, 2:04:50.680 --> 2:04:53.960 there's a debate between Louis c K and Dane Cook 2:04:54.000 --> 2:04:58.040 about who stole the bit about it the asshole. Oh what, yeah, 2:04:58.600 --> 2:05:00.840 I have an itchy asked. That was the bit that 2:05:00.960 --> 2:05:03.760 started this all and then became a car thing and 2:05:03.880 --> 2:05:04.400 something else. 2:05:04.520 --> 2:05:06.840 There was a bit. The bit I heard was, Uh, 2:05:07.280 --> 2:05:09.320 Dane couldn't wait to have a son because then he 2:05:09.360 --> 2:05:11.160 can name the some whatever he wants. That's exciting. And 2:05:11.720 --> 2:05:13.960 uh he's he would with the letter F like he 2:05:14.000 --> 2:05:16.400 his name of some. Yeah, and then I guess Lewis 2:05:16.400 --> 2:05:17.960 cy Kay said, well, I did the same bit five 2:05:18.040 --> 2:05:19.920 years ago and it was with the R the door, yeah, 2:05:20.000 --> 2:05:21.560 you know, or maybe it flips or something like that. 2:05:22.080 --> 2:05:24.280 And so I think they actually had to sit down. 2:05:24.320 --> 2:05:24.680 This is me. 2:05:25.160 --> 2:05:27.920 This is a fan of watching this stuff. Look on 2:05:28.080 --> 2:05:29.680 YouTube and I you just see things pop up. 2:05:30.880 --> 2:05:32.000 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 2:05:32.040 --> 2:05:36.240 But it's two fucking grown millionaires bitching about an itchy 2:05:36.320 --> 2:05:38.320 asshole joke, which I find hilarious. 2:05:38.400 --> 2:05:39.880 Yeah, you guys are out of your fucking mind. 2:05:39.960 --> 2:05:42.120 Gotta be so hard not to steal jokestone, Like when 2:05:42.120 --> 2:05:44.240 you were talking about being a golfer, focusing on your game. 2:05:44.600 --> 2:05:46.920 When you watch, when you're around people, you take like 2:05:47.120 --> 2:05:49.200 we're running tother. I'm taking some from you, you're taking 2:05:49.240 --> 2:05:51.720 some from me. We're we're interchanging our energies or whatever 2:05:51.720 --> 2:05:53.560 you want to call it. I go and do something 2:05:53.600 --> 2:05:55.320 a piece of us coming with me and vice versa. 2:05:55.800 --> 2:05:58.360 So like to watch comics like Dang Cook or luisyk 2:05:58.520 --> 2:06:00.720 and all that, Like, it's got to be hard not 2:06:00.880 --> 2:06:04.040 to kind of take somebody's joke, even if it's subconsciously 2:06:04.360 --> 2:06:06.160 and moving it around a little bit, having any become yours. 2:06:06.320 --> 2:06:08.840 I think when you're when you're really doing this professionally 2:06:09.080 --> 2:06:11.360 and you're at the stand or the seller every night 2:06:11.360 --> 2:06:13.840 and you're doing these showcase shows, was like a comics show. 2:06:14.200 --> 2:06:16.880 You know, everybody said, you know, you know what somebody's 2:06:16.920 --> 2:06:19.200 working on, even if you're sitting there waiting to go up. 2:06:19.240 --> 2:06:22.800 You've heard bits, right, so I think you hear things, 2:06:23.080 --> 2:06:28.080 and especially we're all different little pegs, and you know 2:06:28.400 --> 2:06:30.680 Mark Norman's voice, you know Robert Kelly's. 2:06:30.480 --> 2:06:32.960 Voice, Rich Ross's voice or Jim Norton's voice, and so. 2:06:34.720 --> 2:06:38.240 It's rare you have somebody doing something that's verbade him 2:06:38.320 --> 2:06:41.480 that and what usually when it does happen, Comics pretty 2:06:41.560 --> 2:06:44.400 much squashed it pretty quickly. I had something with Burr 2:06:44.520 --> 2:06:47.520 years like when I first started. He's like he's like, yeah, God, 2:06:47.760 --> 2:06:49.440 god do it. I don't give a shit because he 2:06:49.480 --> 2:06:52.560 knew his version was better. Probably, yeah, you know, and 2:06:52.680 --> 2:06:55.920 everybody has premises that are similar, but your your take 2:06:56.000 --> 2:06:59.320 on the premise should be should be your own, and 2:06:59.440 --> 2:07:02.280 it will be different than everybody's got a McDonald's joke 2:07:02.320 --> 2:07:03.920 or like in the eighties, right, but it was it 2:07:04.000 --> 2:07:05.080 was way different. 2:07:05.000 --> 2:07:08.320 Right with Dane's starting to cut you off with Dane 2:07:09.040 --> 2:07:11.080 when he started to fall off, do you think him 2:07:11.120 --> 2:07:13.680 playing the cat to every all the other comedians kind 2:07:13.720 --> 2:07:16.000 of was part of the demise of him falling off? 2:07:16.640 --> 2:07:18.560 From the Hollywood standpoint, I think. 2:07:18.480 --> 2:07:20.880 It was probably a culmination of a bunch of different things, 2:07:21.160 --> 2:07:24.240 a bunch of different things. I think he got a 2:07:24.360 --> 2:07:29.360 generation of kids that loved hearing his take on comedy, right, 2:07:29.760 --> 2:07:32.560 which at the time crushed But if you look back 2:07:32.640 --> 2:07:35.080 on it now, it's it's kind of like, I don't know, 2:07:35.120 --> 2:07:38.960 it's a little juvenile fun it's really energetic, but there's 2:07:39.040 --> 2:07:41.640 no real meat on the bone in terms of like 2:07:41.840 --> 2:07:44.640 if you transcribed it right, you'd be like, all right, well, 2:07:44.720 --> 2:07:47.600 how is this funny? But like if you transcribe somebody 2:07:47.640 --> 2:07:50.600 like Louis, it's like, oh, my god, it's fucking hilarious, right. 2:07:51.080 --> 2:07:55.000 And I think he was an introduction into deeper, a 2:07:55.120 --> 2:07:58.600 deeper well of comedy, and so he was exposing a 2:07:58.640 --> 2:08:03.200 bunch of young people to better comedians. And I don't 2:08:03.200 --> 2:08:04.880 mean that as an insult or slight to Dane, because 2:08:04.920 --> 2:08:06.880 what he did he did fucking great. 2:08:07.400 --> 2:08:08.720 I respect Dane. 2:08:08.800 --> 2:08:10.920 I respect him as a businessman, I respect him as 2:08:10.920 --> 2:08:13.800 a comic, and I do think he's due for a resurgence. 2:08:14.280 --> 2:08:16.839 It's it's up to him, though, to find the material 2:08:16.880 --> 2:08:19.400 because people outgrew it, kind of like you outgrow like 2:08:19.440 --> 2:08:21.919 a boy band, like young girls is like I like Backstreet, 2:08:21.920 --> 2:08:23.280 and then they get it in the college. It's like 2:08:23.440 --> 2:08:25.160 I like, you know the Beatles now, and I like 2:08:25.240 --> 2:08:28.080 the intricacies of the melody or whatever they felt appreciated. 2:08:28.080 --> 2:08:30.440 I think Dane was somebody that was good for when 2:08:30.480 --> 2:08:32.640 you were in high school, college, and then you get older, 2:08:32.680 --> 2:08:35.000 it's like you want somebody with a little bit more 2:08:35.600 --> 2:08:36.280 on the on the plate. 2:08:36.360 --> 2:08:40.760 Would maybe the best question you've had, not that like 2:08:40.920 --> 2:08:43.560 actually best question, but the question that opened up an 2:08:43.600 --> 2:08:45.000 insane rabbit hole, no. 2:08:46.120 --> 2:08:47.120 Idea, What was gonna happen with that? 2:08:47.280 --> 2:08:50.720 Yan years and look, if I saw Dane, I'd go 2:08:50.800 --> 2:08:52.920 up to I have no animosity. I don't I don't 2:08:52.960 --> 2:08:56.560 carry that negativity. It's so far, it's so long ago. 2:08:57.040 --> 2:09:00.240 I personally he actually, this is the last time he 2:09:00.360 --> 2:09:02.960 talked to me. He said, Hey, I'm doing a documentary. 2:09:03.600 --> 2:09:04.360 I go about what? 2:09:04.560 --> 2:09:05.000 He goes me. 2:09:05.240 --> 2:09:08.240 I go, of course, yeah, and of course you are 2:09:08.800 --> 2:09:11.960 so uh, he goes, would you be interviewed about that 2:09:12.120 --> 2:09:14.680 moment in time? I go, Look, I'm more than happy 2:09:14.960 --> 2:09:16.760 to sit down with you, Dane. I'd love to sit 2:09:16.800 --> 2:09:18.600 down with I'm going to tell my side of the story, 2:09:18.680 --> 2:09:21.520 for sure. I I just after having worked on film 2:09:21.560 --> 2:09:24.640 on my own, I'd like to know the narrative, the 2:09:24.720 --> 2:09:28.280 final narrative, because you and I have differing opinions on 2:09:28.440 --> 2:09:31.400 what actually happened that day. So I'd want my version 2:09:31.480 --> 2:09:34.120 to be my version. You know, I haven't heard back 2:09:34.160 --> 2:09:36.240 from him, but I totally said, give me the paper. 2:09:36.280 --> 2:09:37.040 I'll sign it right now. 2:09:37.960 --> 2:09:38.120 Yeah. 2:09:38.120 --> 2:09:40.040 I haven't heard back from him, but I mean that 2:09:40.200 --> 2:09:40.440 was us. 2:09:40.520 --> 2:09:40.720 We were. 2:09:40.880 --> 2:09:42.720 We were the high school and college kids that loved him. 2:09:42.920 --> 2:09:44.840 Yeah, he was big. He was big for us in life, 2:09:45.920 --> 2:09:49.080 middle school years, high school. For me, it was high school. 2:09:49.120 --> 2:09:51.040 Yeah, I'm a year older than but who do you 2:09:51.120 --> 2:09:53.520 guys revew maybe it was eighth grade me ninth grade. 2:09:54.240 --> 2:09:56.360 For me, it was even in middle school and you're 2:09:56.840 --> 2:09:59.720 you know, you little Wait you were in middle school? Yeah, 2:09:59.720 --> 2:10:01.360 because I remember that was before I was thirteen. I 2:10:01.440 --> 2:10:05.320 have something on my Apple still there was iTunes. It 2:10:05.440 --> 2:10:08.200 was like the BK Lounge where I listen to Retaliation 2:10:08.400 --> 2:10:08.800 last week. 2:10:08.880 --> 2:10:10.400 I'm saying that he has like a job and he 2:10:10.400 --> 2:10:12.680 doesn't want to sound like a loser working at Burger King. 2:10:12.760 --> 2:10:17.000 He's like, I work at the BK Lounge, right, yeah, yeah, 2:10:17.400 --> 2:10:20.240 So had those hitters more of the like two thousand 2:10:20.280 --> 2:10:25.160 and eight to maybe ten for me, I I you know, yeah, 2:10:25.200 --> 2:10:29.800 he is three three special. He had three specially it 2:10:29.840 --> 2:10:31.280 was Harmful to Swallow, which was like the one that 2:10:31.320 --> 2:10:32.720 put him on the map. Put him on the map. 2:10:33.000 --> 2:10:35.000 Retaliation came out in like two thousand and four, which 2:10:35.080 --> 2:10:37.040 was like his big one, and then his final one 2:10:37.120 --> 2:10:37.960 was called Vicious Circle. 2:10:38.400 --> 2:10:41.440 There was one that he released on Showtime recently that 2:10:41.560 --> 2:10:42.840 came out here years ago. 2:10:43.080 --> 2:10:46.040 It sounds like they guy, listen, I am you by 2:10:46.040 --> 2:10:47.600 the way, I'm talking totally tell I'm a huge fan 2:10:47.640 --> 2:10:47.880 of Dans. 2:10:48.120 --> 2:10:48.880 I love to stand up. 2:10:49.120 --> 2:10:51.640 Knew he was a huge reason why I like started 2:10:51.680 --> 2:10:54.560 listening to comedy and stuff like him as weren't. I 2:10:54.600 --> 2:10:56.960 would love to, but I'll reach out to him. And 2:10:57.160 --> 2:10:58.840 it sounds like it'd be iffy if you reached out 2:10:58.840 --> 2:11:03.200 to him. Maybe we should have somebody else, but he 2:11:03.400 --> 2:11:04.000 is it would be. 2:11:04.160 --> 2:11:05.160 Awesome if he came over. 2:11:05.200 --> 2:11:07.600 He's starting to get back out there, starting to do 2:11:07.720 --> 2:11:10.240 podcasts again, and I think he's trying to get back 2:11:10.280 --> 2:11:13.480 out there, and from what I hear and what I'm seeing, 2:11:13.520 --> 2:11:16.880 I think he's putting forth a genuine effort to make inroads. 2:11:17.000 --> 2:11:20.160 Like like, look, I'm not speaking at a school. 2:11:20.240 --> 2:11:21.320 I mean Louis c K. 2:11:22.280 --> 2:11:24.600 When I was starting off, I was the young guy 2:11:24.720 --> 2:11:26.240 at the table with a bunch of young comics, and 2:11:26.240 --> 2:11:27.560 he was kind of like County to us. 2:11:27.600 --> 2:11:29.400 He wouldn't he was just above it all. 2:11:29.960 --> 2:11:32.040 And then the ship hit the fan with him, and 2:11:32.200 --> 2:11:35.200 now he's really cordial and out going to all those 2:11:35.280 --> 2:11:38.240 younger comics, and so I was like, well, I'm glad 2:11:38.320 --> 2:11:39.600 he's he's so talented. 2:11:39.640 --> 2:11:41.760 I would have loved to have sat down and talked 2:11:41.760 --> 2:11:42.000 to him. 2:11:42.040 --> 2:11:44.680 I remember being in DC, but the seller all the 2:11:44.760 --> 2:11:47.640 time running into him saying Hey Louis, and you know, 2:11:47.960 --> 2:11:49.600 he's at the cellar all the time, film and the 2:11:49.640 --> 2:11:51.920 show and where I'm in DC walk along the mall 2:11:51.920 --> 2:11:53.840 and he's running. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? And 2:11:53.920 --> 2:11:55.680 he didn't even he just gave me a head pump, 2:11:55.720 --> 2:11:58.040 and I was like, fuck that dude, man. But I'm 2:11:58.080 --> 2:12:00.920 glad to see that he kind of recalibrate and he 2:12:01.040 --> 2:12:03.440 is cool. There's always a time to do that. I'd 2:12:03.480 --> 2:12:05.200 love to run into him at some point. Seems like 2:12:05.280 --> 2:12:07.320 him and Shane our buddies. They did like oh yeah, 2:12:07.560 --> 2:12:09.240 or a three episode thing on Presidents. 2:12:09.440 --> 2:12:11.960 Yeah, they just at least are really from what I hear, 2:12:12.240 --> 2:12:13.839 and the trailer look intriguing. 2:12:13.920 --> 2:12:15.320 But I love Joe List. Joe List. 2:12:15.640 --> 2:12:17.800 If you like comics on Twitter, he's one of the best. 2:12:17.880 --> 2:12:19.880 He's like a great joke writer for Twitter, but he's 2:12:19.920 --> 2:12:22.560 also a great comic. He and Louie just did a 2:12:22.640 --> 2:12:26.080 film called Fourth of July that they independently financed and 2:12:26.160 --> 2:12:30.560 produced and Louis directed it. And so obviously Louis kind 2:12:30.600 --> 2:12:33.240 of tainted goods in the industry right now, so he's 2:12:33.360 --> 2:12:35.120 just doing it on his own. So they're doing like 2:12:35.160 --> 2:12:38.120 this Barnyard tour kind of going to different cities and 2:12:38.280 --> 2:12:41.240 screening it and doing Q and a's and shows around it, 2:12:41.400 --> 2:12:44.240 and they're making their money back, which is fucking great. 2:12:44.280 --> 2:12:46.440 And again another example what we were talking about earlier 2:12:46.520 --> 2:12:49.760 of comics taking the industry on their own, much like 2:12:49.840 --> 2:12:51.880 you guys creating your own entertainment hubs, you know. 2:12:52.120 --> 2:12:55.080 Yeah, so I'm glad to see Louis doing that. I 2:12:55.160 --> 2:12:56.360 think Dane's trying to do that now. 2:12:56.520 --> 2:12:58.280 Yeah, it's good. It's be nast to see. I saw 2:12:58.320 --> 2:12:59.320 some in Dane stuff before. 2:12:59.320 --> 2:13:02.080 It's very similar energy, but he's as older, so the 2:13:02.200 --> 2:13:03.960 energy is not as vibrant and it's not as like 2:13:04.240 --> 2:13:08.840 and he's also like overwhelming. He's bigger, he looks different now. 2:13:09.320 --> 2:13:11.000 I think I got a lot of work. He got 2:13:11.000 --> 2:13:13.320 a lot of work. I don't want love. I love 2:13:13.400 --> 2:13:15.840 that one. Yeah, I mean, but Luis y k should 2:13:15.840 --> 2:13:17.520 hate the fan with him. Have you heard Pete Davidson's 2:13:18.160 --> 2:13:20.440 bit on him when he was the SNL and it 2:13:20.520 --> 2:13:22.000 kind of goes in line of what you were saying, 2:13:22.040 --> 2:13:24.920 how he was h You heard the bit he's talking 2:13:24.920 --> 2:13:27.920 about how Pete he was he was high, and then 2:13:28.400 --> 2:13:30.760 the Davids is doing the stand up he's high. Right 2:13:30.800 --> 2:13:34.720 after SNL and Luis K hosted SNL, Pete's walking past 2:13:34.840 --> 2:13:36.800 him and a group of people go with the elevator 2:13:36.880 --> 2:13:39.200 and Luisy K is like, hey man, you are smoking 2:13:39.200 --> 2:13:41.040 all that weed. You're gonna smoke your life away. Her 2:13:41.040 --> 2:13:42.880 piece of ship like going at him, and he's like, 2:13:43.320 --> 2:13:45.560 that didn't happen. I'm too high. There's no way that happened. Well, 2:13:45.560 --> 2:13:48.960 the next day, Lauren Michaels, who started SNL, calls him 2:13:48.960 --> 2:13:51.280 and brings them to the office and he's like, hey, like, 2:13:51.560 --> 2:13:53.280 just people used to do coke here, so I don't 2:13:53.280 --> 2:13:54.800 care if you smoke. We just like kind of don't 2:13:54.840 --> 2:13:57.680 do it as much, you know. And then uh, I 2:13:57.760 --> 2:13:59.880 guess like then the whole bit ends up with him. 2:13:59.880 --> 2:14:02.360 So one day when I woke up and I heard 2:14:02.360 --> 2:14:05.560 he was jerking off on people, I was ecstatic, like 2:14:05.680 --> 2:14:08.360 super happy about it. But it just seems like, uh, 2:14:09.120 --> 2:14:10.760 I don't know, it seems like that's a thing that 2:14:10.840 --> 2:14:12.920 he had going on. It's cool to see or hear 2:14:13.000 --> 2:14:14.680 that he's like kind of being cool with everybody now. 2:14:14.880 --> 2:14:17.240 Yeah, And I think like, if you really take like 2:14:17.640 --> 2:14:20.240 a macro look at like the world of stand up 2:14:20.280 --> 2:14:23.000 comedy after being immersed in it like a bird's eye perspective. 2:14:23.560 --> 2:14:26.160 It's like you're seeing this fucking band of misfits like 2:14:26.240 --> 2:14:29.120 a bunch of wounded birds. Were not you guys, right, 2:14:29.480 --> 2:14:31.760 you guys are fucking cool. You're geting late in high school. 2:14:31.840 --> 2:14:33.880 Like, I mean, we can be some wounded in some areas, 2:14:34.520 --> 2:14:36.280 but you like, there's a. 2:14:36.400 --> 2:14:40.800 Psychology whole reason, like these nerds are going up and 2:14:41.200 --> 2:14:44.960 telling jokes and doing like like public speaking is ranked 2:14:45.720 --> 2:14:47.200 like worse than death. 2:14:47.200 --> 2:14:49.000 For most people. It's like seventy. 2:14:50.560 --> 2:14:53.440 Yeah, that's wild, which is crazy, and comics glom onto that. 2:14:53.520 --> 2:14:56.560 So you when you when you hear about like things 2:14:56.600 --> 2:15:00.360 with Dane or somebody like with drug issues or somebody 2:15:00.480 --> 2:15:02.760 like going on a violent spree or whatever in the 2:15:02.800 --> 2:15:07.040 comedy community, my first thought is always empathy and sympathy 2:15:07.120 --> 2:15:10.680 because you know, these are not, like a lot of 2:15:10.720 --> 2:15:14.000 them are just not the most mentally stable people, and 2:15:14.160 --> 2:15:15.800 there's a reason they do stand up at the end 2:15:15.800 --> 2:15:17.920 of the day like I feel fortunate my folks hug me, 2:15:18.000 --> 2:15:20.440 and you know, I feel like pretty normal. But some 2:15:20.560 --> 2:15:22.680 of the folks I'm even friends with them like holy shit, 2:15:22.800 --> 2:15:25.200 like I'm here for you if you need anything. It's tough, 2:15:25.240 --> 2:15:27.200 and I'm sure in your industry it's going to be 2:15:27.360 --> 2:15:31.560 incredibly hard because you're like, our minds are our conduit 2:15:31.760 --> 2:15:34.960 to the audience, but you guys, you're physically that's the 2:15:35.040 --> 2:15:35.880 conduit to it all. 2:15:37.040 --> 2:15:39.280 Yes, And like there's there's definitely stuff like a lot 2:15:39.320 --> 2:15:41.120 of guys come from a lot of broken situations. 2:15:41.320 --> 2:15:43.640 They cool thinking about the football is like there's guys 2:15:43.680 --> 2:15:46.800 that grew up at the top, like you know, big 2:15:46.880 --> 2:15:49.280 income households, and there's guys that grew up food stamps 2:15:49.280 --> 2:15:52.800 and like everything in between. Two. Like there's levels of 2:15:52.840 --> 2:15:55.120 adversity in the NFL guys nundrum to take. 2:15:55.200 --> 2:15:57.560 Like you said, like I mean, how many thirty for 2:15:57.640 --> 2:16:00.520 thirties are on this where you know, broke the whole 2:16:00.600 --> 2:16:02.440 doc on it. But you're taking an eighteen year old 2:16:02.520 --> 2:16:06.360 kid and multi millionaire like most comics hit when we're 2:16:06.400 --> 2:16:08.600 like in our thirties or forties. After you put like 2:16:08.840 --> 2:16:11.720 like a slow burn ten thousand hours in Malcolm Gladwell 2:16:11.880 --> 2:16:14.200 into this, so you kind of have a little more maturity, 2:16:14.280 --> 2:16:17.680 But that I can't imagine, I mean, being so immature. 2:16:17.840 --> 2:16:21.000 That's why, like when social media scours a young kid 2:16:21.120 --> 2:16:22.920 for a tweet he did when he was fourteen, It's like, 2:16:23.040 --> 2:16:25.800 what the fuck is wrong with you? That coming crazy 2:16:25.840 --> 2:16:30.120 to me? Yeah, my Daniel Tosh tweets. Oh dude, you 2:16:30.200 --> 2:16:33.879 got any Daniel Toss stories. Why isn't he like the greatest? 2:16:34.040 --> 2:16:37.160 I think he time you are. He does have some 2:16:37.480 --> 2:16:42.480 he is Daniel great dude, but I think he's Tuesday Halftag. 2:16:43.000 --> 2:16:43.840 He does his own thing. 2:16:44.360 --> 2:16:47.720 He just he's very private, Yeah, very private, keeps to himself, 2:16:48.400 --> 2:16:51.160 was super nice, super I think he's Yeah, I think 2:16:51.240 --> 2:16:53.040 he's a really it's crazy. He had one of the 2:16:53.080 --> 2:16:55.240 biggest shows of all time and then it just kind 2:16:55.280 --> 2:16:58.360 of like dipped and I don't hear much about him anymore. 2:16:58.400 --> 2:17:00.480 I don't even know if anymore. It kind of just 2:17:00.560 --> 2:17:03.760 happens to people, right, like we're keep paying up. Happened 2:17:03.760 --> 2:17:06.120 a dang Like he just all of a sudden vanished. Yeah, 2:17:06.280 --> 2:17:08.280 some people maybe they maybe they get their bag and 2:17:08.320 --> 2:17:09.480 then they're just is they're wrong. 2:17:09.520 --> 2:17:11.800 I think like some people just like get their nut 2:17:11.879 --> 2:17:14.080 and just don't want to do anything, not do anything, 2:17:14.120 --> 2:17:15.400 but don't want to be in it, don't. 2:17:15.240 --> 2:17:18.160 Want to be well McAfee. McAfee talks about in his show, 2:17:18.160 --> 2:17:20.360 Pat McAfee says, hey, don't get a twisted In ten 2:17:20.440 --> 2:17:22.080 like ten years, you won't hear from me again. Yeah, 2:17:22.080 --> 2:17:22.520 I'll be gone. 2:17:22.640 --> 2:17:24.960 Yeah, you don't know about that though I don't. I don't. 2:17:25.000 --> 2:17:26.560 I don't take it for that. But that's why I love. 2:17:26.760 --> 2:17:27.400 That's why I like. 2:17:29.560 --> 2:17:32.000 Repelling Chris Rocks so much, and and like even like 2:17:32.120 --> 2:17:35.440 David Spade, there's there's comics that are working. They're there 2:17:36.040 --> 2:17:39.440 every night, fucking grinding with the notepad, going up and 2:17:39.520 --> 2:17:40.080 telling jokes. 2:17:40.120 --> 2:17:42.360 It's like, you have a mansion in Jersey, Chris Rock, 2:17:42.560 --> 2:17:43.360 why are you here. 2:17:43.360 --> 2:17:44.200 Because it's in Jersey. 2:17:45.879 --> 2:17:46.560 He's gonna get. 2:17:48.400 --> 2:17:50.800 Yeah, you know, but he's He's getting in his car, 2:17:51.240 --> 2:17:54.000 driving out to the cellar, taking it on the chin 2:17:54.080 --> 2:17:56.120 with some new jokes and still doing it. 2:17:56.200 --> 2:17:59.800 It's like, I really really respect guys like dude, Yeah, 2:18:00.320 --> 2:18:02.680 maybe there's not satisfied a golden mine Chris Rock and 2:18:02.720 --> 2:18:05.280 Will Smith, like that had to be a comedic gold 2:18:05.360 --> 2:18:06.360 mine right there for all y'all. 2:18:06.600 --> 2:18:08.959 Every comic had a take on that. But I think 2:18:09.000 --> 2:18:12.320 I have a different pursue. I think I think Chris 2:18:12.480 --> 2:18:17.920 Rock took a slap for Ricky Gervase. I think Ricky 2:18:17.959 --> 2:18:22.640 Gervass doing those Golden globes, he shit on those people, 2:18:24.160 --> 2:18:27.119 shit on them. He wasn't doing it like like Carson 2:18:27.240 --> 2:18:29.440 did it, or Bob Hope did it, or Steve Martin 2:18:29.480 --> 2:18:32.880 did it where there's like there's like a communal like 2:18:33.400 --> 2:18:36.920 before those hosts, they were performers as revered as the 2:18:36.959 --> 2:18:40.480 people they were celebrating or honoring, right or nominating. And 2:18:40.640 --> 2:18:42.960 now you got an outsider who did a show in 2:18:43.080 --> 2:18:45.920 England that nobody's heard of, and he's coming in is 2:18:46.040 --> 2:18:47.560 being fucking mean. 2:18:47.840 --> 2:18:50.520 I love Ricky Gervais. I think he's fucking hilarious. 2:18:50.959 --> 2:18:54.400 But would I personally make fun of Colin Ferrell to 2:18:54.520 --> 2:18:59.280 his face about substance abuse issues. I wouldn't do that, Right, 2:19:00.000 --> 2:19:03.080 you don't negate a comic ever, do whatever you want. 2:19:03.200 --> 2:19:05.720 I'm always for freedom of speech one hundred percent with comics. 2:19:05.760 --> 2:19:09.800 But I think he went over the line multiple times 2:19:10.040 --> 2:19:12.840 against a community that was sitting there just fucking taking it. 2:19:13.240 --> 2:19:16.840 They couldn't say anything back, And now you got that 2:19:17.160 --> 2:19:19.880 moved the yard marker down the line. In terms of comedy, 2:19:19.959 --> 2:19:21.840 every time you move it down and that becomes a 2:19:21.920 --> 2:19:24.680 social norm. It's like, oh, now the floodgates go to there, 2:19:24.840 --> 2:19:26.680 so we can go there now. And so you got 2:19:26.760 --> 2:19:31.440 Chris Rock going there to a minimal degree and then 2:19:31.560 --> 2:19:33.720 him just going up and fucking cracking him. Do I 2:19:33.760 --> 2:19:36.600 think it's fucking nuts? That shit was hilarious nuts, That 2:19:36.800 --> 2:19:37.360 was wild. 2:19:37.800 --> 2:19:40.040 And then while the whole string of events, how Will 2:19:40.080 --> 2:19:42.400 Smith is smiling and laughing, and then he sees he 2:19:42.480 --> 2:19:44.480 looks at his wife and he's nice. 2:19:44.560 --> 2:19:47.200 Like one's trying to figure out was that stage? Was 2:19:47.240 --> 2:19:47.760 that fake? 2:19:47.959 --> 2:19:49.320 Was that was he in on it? 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I don't think so. 2:20:52.959 --> 2:20:54.680 I think I think it's one of those things where 2:20:55.360 --> 2:20:58.080 the entertainment cycle moves so quick. Now I think, can 2:20:58.160 --> 2:20:59.840 we back? I think he's gonna lay low for a bit. 2:21:01.240 --> 2:21:03.080 But my thought was always, can you imagine working on 2:21:03.160 --> 2:21:05.520 the film g I Jane, and then twenty five years later, 2:21:05.600 --> 2:21:07.400 finally your film is mentioned that the Oscars. 2:21:08.080 --> 2:21:09.120 Now this is solid. 2:21:09.320 --> 2:21:13.120 You fucking but I love him. I think you saw 2:21:13.160 --> 2:21:16.520 every comic band up behind him. I think he's I 2:21:16.600 --> 2:21:18.680 think he's he's like one of my top five of 2:21:18.720 --> 2:21:21.400 all time for sure, and I can't wait to hear. 2:21:22.040 --> 2:21:24.240 Eventually he'll address it and it'll be fucking brilliant. 2:21:24.360 --> 2:21:24.640 I know it. 2:21:24.680 --> 2:21:28.000 Well, we've we could obviously talk to you all day long, 2:21:28.080 --> 2:21:30.560 but I definitely want you. Like one of your boys 2:21:30.600 --> 2:21:34.480 is Vince Vaughn. Yeah, so kid, we need some Vince 2:21:34.520 --> 2:21:36.080 bond So you think vincevon would come on the bus. 2:21:36.840 --> 2:21:40.320 Uh, I'll definitely talk to him. I think, I honestly 2:21:40.400 --> 2:21:43.360 think I think he probably game. Really yeah, I mean 2:21:44.000 --> 2:21:46.400 I had a great experience, and I look, I really 2:21:46.520 --> 2:21:48.360 enjoy your company and then getting to meet you and 2:21:48.400 --> 2:21:48.920 getting to know you. 2:21:49.040 --> 2:21:52.080 I really enjoy you, guys. I think again about the vibes. 2:21:52.120 --> 2:21:54.360 He's about the vibes, and I think if I told him, 2:21:54.400 --> 2:21:56.640 hey man, it's it's a fucking great thing, you'd say, 2:21:56.680 --> 2:22:01.440 hey es, yeah, I'm trying out here, but right in there. 2:22:01.959 --> 2:22:04.600 Like he one of his best pals are our good 2:22:04.600 --> 2:22:08.760 buddy Derek West, one national title of Colorado, and through Derek, 2:22:09.000 --> 2:22:12.920 he's He's Vince's the biggest football fan. He loves football. 2:22:12.920 --> 2:22:15.640 He loves college football. His dog's name is Buckeye. 2:22:16.840 --> 2:22:20.480 Let go. If I were to give you a oh sorry, yeah, 2:22:22.560 --> 2:22:24.960 make for great pud A good story, I'll tell you 2:22:25.200 --> 2:22:26.600 he I grew up. 2:22:26.959 --> 2:22:29.000 You know, swingers came out when I was in college, 2:22:29.800 --> 2:22:32.959 and uh, I love the NHL when they were playing 2:22:33.000 --> 2:22:35.520 Sega NHL and he's making him bleeding all that stuff, 2:22:35.520 --> 2:22:36.440 and it's fucking hilarious. 2:22:36.440 --> 2:22:37.560 It's one of my favorite scenes. Right. 2:22:38.080 --> 2:22:41.600 So Vince moves back to Chicago after living in Los Angeles, 2:22:41.760 --> 2:22:43.400 and I was touring so much. I would go and 2:22:43.560 --> 2:22:45.200 just stay with him at the Pall Mall of building 2:22:45.320 --> 2:22:48.240 in Chicago, which is the old Playboy offices. So it's 2:22:48.280 --> 2:22:51.280 the top two floors. It's fucking beautiful buildings, and he 2:22:51.440 --> 2:22:54.520 had he has this Uh. I was visiting him so much. 2:22:54.520 --> 2:22:56.560 He's like, once, you just moved to Chicago. It's like, yeah, 2:22:56.560 --> 2:22:59.279 I just moved Chicago. So my wife and I moved Chicago. 2:22:59.800 --> 2:23:03.640 And when he came home, hey, honey, we going to Chicago. 2:23:03.800 --> 2:23:04.440 She was fine with it. 2:23:04.600 --> 2:23:07.280 So we stay with Vince for like two months until 2:23:07.320 --> 2:23:10.560 we find a place and Vince has this gorgeous movie theater, 2:23:11.080 --> 2:23:13.680 and our wives would go to bed and we would 2:23:13.720 --> 2:23:15.200 just stay up till four or five in the morning 2:23:15.280 --> 2:23:20.800 playing NHL on the PlayStation. So here's here's the thing. 2:23:21.040 --> 2:23:25.039 When you're watching that movie, it's fucking hilarious. Right when 2:23:25.120 --> 2:23:29.720 you're losing NHL to Vince Vaughn and he's talking, he's 2:23:29.720 --> 2:23:32.959 saying all those things, but like clever lines. It makes 2:23:33.000 --> 2:23:34.840 you want to jump out the fucking window. You're like, 2:23:35.040 --> 2:23:37.200 shut the fuck up, and he's like, no, I'll teach you. Seriously, 2:23:37.640 --> 2:23:39.680 I'll after this game, I'll teach you how to do 2:23:39.760 --> 2:23:41.720 the things I'm doing, because it looks like you need 2:23:41.760 --> 2:23:44.320 a teacher. It just like shitty things like that, and 2:23:44.480 --> 2:23:47.680 you're when you're on the outside, I'm sure it's fucking hilarious, 2:23:47.720 --> 2:23:50.600 but when you're getting pounded, it's the fucking worst. 2:23:50.680 --> 2:23:52.199 He's he's he's. 2:23:52.480 --> 2:23:55.520 Fun but competitive. And in Chicago, there's this thing called 2:23:55.560 --> 2:23:58.840 Warlely Ball. You guys ever heard of it? It's the best. 2:23:58.879 --> 2:24:02.720 It's this magnetized basketball court. You get bumper cars and 2:24:02.800 --> 2:24:05.560 you get like lacrosse sticks and you you pass a 2:24:05.640 --> 2:24:09.280 ball to each other and the net is vertical, so 2:24:09.360 --> 2:24:11.320 you got to hit this netting and it bounces in 2:24:11.400 --> 2:24:13.320 the net and it comes out and it releases. It 2:24:13.720 --> 2:24:16.520 sounds off the score. Right, there's a bar there, you're drinking. 2:24:16.720 --> 2:24:18.800 It's the funnest thing you could ever do. So I 2:24:18.879 --> 2:24:21.560 got married. We went there the day after my wedding, 2:24:22.520 --> 2:24:25.040 Me Vince, all our buddies a lot of the Blackhawks 2:24:25.959 --> 2:24:29.959 were playing at eleven o'clock. They were playing at midnight, 2:24:30.280 --> 2:24:33.520 and my team beat Vince's team. So Vince like, we 2:24:33.600 --> 2:24:35.160 got to go again, best out of seven. We gotta 2:24:35.200 --> 2:24:38.440 go again seven. It's fucking now. It's like three in 2:24:38.520 --> 2:24:40.960 the morning right there. Yeah, that's it, and you have 2:24:41.040 --> 2:24:42.600 to hit that black thing. You got to hit that 2:24:42.879 --> 2:24:45.600 black thing. And and you're going around. Okay, you can 2:24:45.720 --> 2:24:48.160 wind you can wind up, you can crank somebody. It's 2:24:48.200 --> 2:24:51.960 fucking fun. Okay, So I win two best out of sevens. 2:24:52.200 --> 2:24:57.879 My team's he's not happy. It's now three forty five 2:24:57.920 --> 2:24:59.360 in the morning. He's like, we got to go another 2:24:59.400 --> 2:25:02.840 best of seven. I go, dude, I my fucking honeymoon. 2:25:02.920 --> 2:25:05.640 I'm leaving at six. It's three forty five. I gotta go. 2:25:05.800 --> 2:25:08.320 He's like, he's like, best out of three. I go, fine, 2:25:08.360 --> 2:25:10.280 best out of three. We do best out of three. 2:25:11.120 --> 2:25:13.640 I got home. My wife is on the couch like, 2:25:14.120 --> 2:25:15.680 what the fuck is wrong with you? 2:25:15.840 --> 2:25:18.119 I'm like what. She's like, we we're gonna be late 2:25:18.200 --> 2:25:19.160 for the fucking fight. 2:25:19.320 --> 2:25:22.560 So I almost missed my honeymoon flight because Vince Swan 2:25:23.040 --> 2:25:25.240 wanted to play best at three wordly ball. 2:25:27.440 --> 2:25:31.600 That game looks unbelievable. We gotta do a busting spring 2:25:31.680 --> 2:25:33.080 to our northwestern so we can go do that. 2:25:34.080 --> 2:25:35.320 Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you. 2:25:35.560 --> 2:25:40.520 He's Oh that is rad, you know this, Garrett? Yeah yeah, 2:25:40.720 --> 2:25:41.640 that will be out there. 2:25:45.920 --> 2:25:48.560 Brackets and we throw them at each other, like if 2:25:48.600 --> 2:25:51.200 you had the ball, I would fucking zing it and 2:25:51.240 --> 2:25:52.200 I try to hit your hand. 2:25:52.240 --> 2:25:55.120 I mean guys were getting cut and bruised and ship 2:25:55.280 --> 2:25:56.400 one have. 2:25:57.720 --> 2:25:59.520 How how big is the ball? Is like the crossball 2:25:59.640 --> 2:26:00.119 he saw. 2:26:00.080 --> 2:26:02.160 It's like a whiffle ball almost, but those they have 2:26:02.400 --> 2:26:05.040 like the actual or the paddles and the ball is 2:26:05.080 --> 2:26:05.879 like a beach toy. 2:26:06.680 --> 2:26:10.120 Yeah, it's called track ball is what it's called. But 2:26:10.240 --> 2:26:12.080 it's it's so fucking fun. 2:26:12.160 --> 2:26:14.080 It's backing it up, reversing, moving forward. 2:26:14.120 --> 2:26:16.240 You can get a little speed and you can you 2:26:16.280 --> 2:26:17.800 can you can drill Somebodey rip around. 2:26:17.879 --> 2:26:20.720 Huh. How fast is little cards what you're talking about? 2:26:20.920 --> 2:26:21.600 You don't have the ball? 2:26:22.320 --> 2:26:22.680 The ball? 2:26:22.840 --> 2:26:24.920 Now the ball you can you can sing? Yeah, you 2:26:25.000 --> 2:26:26.600 get hit with that ball. It's kind of like a 2:26:26.680 --> 2:26:29.160 hard and like little plastic ball. Can Yeah, it'll ding up, 2:26:29.520 --> 2:26:30.600 it'll sting, Yeah, it'll sting. 2:26:30.720 --> 2:26:33.000 Yeah, whoa, that was tough. Yeah, well that was a 2:26:33.040 --> 2:26:36.600 little money. We're friends, Yeah, yeah, that'd be sick if 2:26:36.640 --> 2:26:38.160 he came on. I'll tell you what that'd be fucking 2:26:40.840 --> 2:26:43.760 is Vince Does he have a do stand up comedy? No, 2:26:44.120 --> 2:26:44.760 But I'll tell you this. 2:26:45.120 --> 2:26:47.160 If if I have one friend that could go up 2:26:47.200 --> 2:26:49.600 on stage right now and just do it, it's him. 2:26:49.920 --> 2:26:52.040 His SNL monologue. You need to do a monologue. He 2:26:52.080 --> 2:26:55.200 did crowd work. Really, it was I think maybe two 2:26:55.320 --> 2:26:57.039 or three years ago. He did it and I said, well, 2:26:57.040 --> 2:26:57.840 you can do for the monologue. 2:26:57.840 --> 2:26:58.200 He's like, no, no. 2:26:59.240 --> 2:27:01.800 So when you do SNL, they don't help you write 2:27:01.800 --> 2:27:02.320 your monologue. 2:27:02.320 --> 2:27:03.160 You do your own monologue. 2:27:03.200 --> 2:27:05.240 Yeah, they do, But I think Vince said I'll just 2:27:05.280 --> 2:27:07.960 wing it. And you see him and he's talking to 2:27:08.040 --> 2:27:11.920 the crowd. He's the fastest human being I've ever seen 2:27:11.959 --> 2:27:15.760 in terms of matriculating and getting to a punchline so quick. 2:27:16.320 --> 2:27:19.920 And not only that, but hilarious. The other day I 2:27:20.000 --> 2:27:22.560 was talking to him and I go, uh, I told 2:27:22.640 --> 2:27:25.280 him something. He goes, he goes, oh my god, if 2:27:25.320 --> 2:27:27.560 I was a lawnmower, you just pulled my cord. And 2:27:27.640 --> 2:27:30.200 I was like, I got to write that, like, you 2:27:30.280 --> 2:27:31.680 know how long that would take me to come up 2:27:31.720 --> 2:27:34.520 with that? Great And he's just being sarcastic and shitty, 2:27:34.920 --> 2:27:40.080 but he is the funnest best friend a guy could 2:27:40.080 --> 2:27:42.480 ever want. Like literally, I say that all the time 2:27:42.480 --> 2:27:44.879 to my wife. And that's that's the way I described 2:27:45.040 --> 2:27:46.400 the way you see him in the films, that's him. 2:27:47.320 --> 2:27:50.640 Like when you're watching I don't you hope too? Because 2:27:50.720 --> 2:27:53.400 you say don't meet your heroes. I'm not saying I 2:27:53.440 --> 2:27:54.600 look at it. I have a miural of evins in 2:27:54.640 --> 2:27:56.160 my room, but I'm saying, when you watch the movies, 2:27:56.840 --> 2:27:58.320 you sit there and you eire's a smile on your 2:27:58.360 --> 2:27:59.119 face the entire time. 2:28:00.240 --> 2:28:02.800 Him Yeah, and him be like, you know, treat you off? 2:28:03.360 --> 2:28:04.320 What a dagger in the heart? 2:28:04.360 --> 2:28:06.879 That would be? What an absolute dagger? No, No, he's 2:28:06.959 --> 2:28:12.160 for them. So some uh Predators Blackhawks game. Yeah, And 2:28:12.280 --> 2:28:14.480 I was with a guy who is one of the 2:28:14.520 --> 2:28:16.119 people at c A and he's like, do you want 2:28:16.120 --> 2:28:17.640 to meet him? And there's a whole bunch of people 2:28:17.640 --> 2:28:19.160 clamoring to get to him. I was like, I just 2:28:19.240 --> 2:28:21.600 don't think he wants that right now. I admired from 2:28:21.600 --> 2:28:22.160 Afar the. 2:28:22.200 --> 2:28:24.520 Minute he found out if you guys play football, you're 2:28:24.560 --> 2:28:25.240 off to the races. 2:28:25.480 --> 2:28:27.959 I mean, it's he he he loves enjoy. 2:28:30.040 --> 2:28:31.280 I thought Notre Dame. 2:28:31.720 --> 2:28:33.520 He's a big Notre Dame fan. 2:28:33.600 --> 2:28:37.600 He goes to. I think at least that's an odd combination. Yeah, great, 2:28:40.440 --> 2:28:41.920 do you want to throw your sword in? I do 2:28:42.040 --> 2:28:43.360 want to throw my sword And well, you know, I 2:28:43.400 --> 2:28:44.640 know what you're talking about, and I want. 2:28:44.520 --> 2:28:46.560 To they're explaining that. I'm sitting here just thinking like, man, 2:28:46.600 --> 2:28:48.120 I know Taylor wants to like just kind of. 2:28:48.680 --> 2:28:51.039 Want to feel the waters. Yeah, Rudy, that's not he's 2:28:51.040 --> 2:28:53.560 a Notre Dame. Yeah, Rudy. And then Ohio State, which 2:28:53.560 --> 2:28:56.920 is an overrated sports movie, right, m A little bit. 2:28:57.680 --> 2:29:02.280 It is a little bit really yeah that stuff. Why 2:29:02.280 --> 2:29:04.400 do you think that's just you know, I mean I 2:29:04.520 --> 2:29:06.320 also think, like remember the Titans to touch over. 2:29:06.600 --> 2:29:08.560 But here I go, here I go, and I'll finish 2:29:08.600 --> 2:29:09.280 when I'm talking. 2:29:09.280 --> 2:29:12.400 You can go to I think Remember the Titans overrated 2:29:12.440 --> 2:29:15.000 because it's so everyone thinks it's the greatest and it's 2:29:15.040 --> 2:29:16.600 a really good movie, but it's been so over played. No, 2:29:16.680 --> 2:29:18.320 it's like, let me begin, we can move on. I'm 2:29:18.360 --> 2:29:18.720 not a hater. 2:29:18.840 --> 2:29:21.840 I've never seen a ratio as bad as that tweet. 2:29:22.240 --> 2:29:26.480 But what is ratio? Well, just when we do tear talk, 2:29:26.480 --> 2:29:27.959 which we're doing today, was just gonna be the best 2:29:27.959 --> 2:29:31.240 comments best sitcoms. We went over this, literally went over this. 2:29:31.440 --> 2:29:33.800 We were doing best conniments and just said that Jets fired, 2:29:35.280 --> 2:29:37.160 it goes. It'd be great for Steves to do best 2:29:37.200 --> 2:29:39.480 sitcoms since he's a comedian instead of condiments. 2:29:40.240 --> 2:29:42.480 That was JP shout out the boy. Hey, okay, so 2:29:43.879 --> 2:29:45.200 what was I saying? Will help me out? 2:29:45.480 --> 2:29:48.320 Mother? So do you our tear talks where we like 2:29:48.400 --> 2:29:49.880 say like this is the best whatever, this is the 2:29:49.920 --> 2:29:52.480 second best? Is that their best? Our opinions? We usually 2:29:52.520 --> 2:29:56.400 pick one for each Will said, the entire Rocky series. 2:29:56.640 --> 2:29:59.960 This is tier one for inspirational sports or best sports Movi? 2:30:00.000 --> 2:30:05.080 All of them, all of them there, they're those ones 2:30:05.120 --> 2:30:10.000 from my my career. One mhm, you were here that 2:30:10.120 --> 2:30:13.760 ship you let him just ride, didn't you? Football movies? 2:30:13.760 --> 2:30:18.200 In two? He put uh, he put night lights? Would 2:30:18.200 --> 2:30:21.520 you say the worst version to remember the Titans? You know, 2:30:21.800 --> 2:30:23.400 I'm just and I talked to Will in the phone. 2:30:23.440 --> 2:30:25.480 He's not gonna I'm not sure he'll give in, but 2:30:25.560 --> 2:30:27.320 he did say if he redid it, he'd probably think 2:30:27.360 --> 2:30:28.959 about taking Friday night lights out. 2:30:29.080 --> 2:30:31.080 I would think about switching Friday. But doesn't mean I 2:30:31.120 --> 2:30:31.840 don't love the movie. 2:30:31.920 --> 2:30:33.960 It's great movie, full overrated, but I think it's a 2:30:34.040 --> 2:30:38.960 great movie football movies in general, besides Varsity Blues, Varsity Blues, 2:30:41.600 --> 2:30:47.640 Varsity Blues looking back, like, well, what's so funny? I 2:30:50.920 --> 2:30:54.560 don't rather have Mistery Alaska. The miracle, No, yes, miracle 2:30:54.640 --> 2:30:58.360 is unbelievable. But I love Mystery Alaska. The small town vibes. 2:30:58.680 --> 2:31:01.480 The rangers come in to play them and they tell 2:31:01.879 --> 2:31:04.040 who's who's the scene? Or does the national anthem? 2:31:04.760 --> 2:31:04.920 Oh? 2:31:06.959 --> 2:31:10.560 What for Mystery Alaska? And they're playing outside and like 2:31:10.640 --> 2:31:13.320 the dead of winter in Alaska and he they tell him, 2:31:13.320 --> 2:31:15.480 hey seen the national anthem? Real slow and all the 2:31:15.560 --> 2:31:17.720 rangers guys are fucking freezing and all the dudes from 2:31:18.000 --> 2:31:21.080 from Alaska are is totally fine. It's a fantastic movie. 2:31:21.560 --> 2:31:26.040 The scene when they're in the uh. We can agree 2:31:26.080 --> 2:31:29.120 that Rocky is a phenomenal, fun phenomenal film. Have you 2:31:29.240 --> 2:31:32.360 seen Rocky? I've seen one and and I saw the 2:31:32.800 --> 2:31:36.880 like the last one. I know, I'm i think we're 2:31:36.959 --> 2:31:39.080 mid or whatever the fuck the kids are saying nowadays. 2:31:39.120 --> 2:31:42.000 When it comes to that, what most nervous about is 2:31:42.200 --> 2:31:44.040 you strugg me for somebody who hadn't seen them all. 2:31:44.160 --> 2:31:48.960 So it doesn't matter if you've seen them all or not. 2:31:49.200 --> 2:31:51.920 It's you should it's you shouldn't have seven movies or 2:31:51.959 --> 2:31:55.920 three movies in your tier one. If Rocky, if Rocky 2:31:56.160 --> 2:31:58.720 one through three is your tier one, then Rocky one, 2:31:59.000 --> 2:32:00.760 Rocky Tower, rock If you're, however, you want to order them, 2:32:00.800 --> 2:32:02.600 I keep one Rocky three, Rocky too, Okay, then that 2:32:02.640 --> 2:32:03.320 would be your tears. 2:32:04.440 --> 2:32:05.359 Yeah, I understand. 2:32:05.400 --> 2:32:07.199 And if that's the case, you're getting gummy. You're getting 2:32:07.200 --> 2:32:09.560 a fucking gummy things. Understand the game. If I'm actually 2:32:09.600 --> 2:32:12.080 doing the tear talk, it's Rocky one. Remember the Titans 2:32:12.120 --> 2:32:15.360 Friday night lights? You know, but you could switch out 2:32:15.360 --> 2:32:18.000 of Friday night lights like you know, you can think 2:32:18.040 --> 2:32:19.959 of a fun one like water Boy, Happy Gilmore. 2:32:20.040 --> 2:32:21.880 Remember the Titans is like a movie about any quality 2:32:21.920 --> 2:32:22.800 that involves football. 2:32:23.440 --> 2:32:25.600 Do Remember The Titans is a fucking awesome movie. It's 2:32:25.600 --> 2:32:29.920 a good film, and the league cured racism. I'm pretty 2:32:29.920 --> 2:32:39.800 sure we gotta keep this thing going to canceled. We 2:32:39.879 --> 2:32:40.920 gotta keep this thing going. 2:32:41.080 --> 2:32:43.119 But remember The Titans is an awesome movie. 2:32:43.400 --> 2:32:45.840 It really is. Like there's a reason it is. 2:32:45.879 --> 2:32:48.800 Overplayed is extremely popular is because it's one of the 2:32:48.840 --> 2:32:49.959 best sports movies. 2:32:49.720 --> 2:32:52.360 Of all time. And if you can get my butterflies going, 2:32:52.400 --> 2:32:54.160 like gun Go Watch Gun dude, good. 2:32:54.280 --> 2:32:56.199 Not the most inspirational sports movie, Mike. 2:32:56.160 --> 2:32:58.480 I already explained why it is. I got goosebumps. And 2:32:58.640 --> 2:33:01.360 also the thing about Tears Dog is it's literally opinions, dude, 2:33:01.560 --> 2:33:04.160 whether how right or wrong they are. We have opinions. 2:33:04.480 --> 2:33:07.120 I get that, But to legitimately say it is it 2:33:07.280 --> 2:33:10.280 is my most I think here's what you should say. 2:33:10.360 --> 2:33:13.320 It is my most inspiring sports movie. I don't think 2:33:13.360 --> 2:33:15.119 it is the most inspiring sports movie. 2:33:15.000 --> 2:33:16.360 Like if you're actually trying to put it in there 2:33:16.400 --> 2:33:18.600 in lists, because then you have to take into consideration 2:33:18.959 --> 2:33:19.680 everybody else. 2:33:21.200 --> 2:33:25.480 Rocky is the most realistic I think in terms of 2:33:25.640 --> 2:33:28.760 like he establishes from the get go, you're in a 2:33:28.879 --> 2:33:32.800 shitty situation. He's boxing in a church right, right, and 2:33:32.920 --> 2:33:34.640 he's an orcer for a mob, right. 2:33:34.600 --> 2:33:38.480 Taking money by the way, with heart yeah, with a 2:33:38.520 --> 2:33:40.080 big heart too, which is nice, just like I don't 2:33:40.080 --> 2:33:41.080 know if I can go at the distance. 2:33:41.200 --> 2:33:42.680 That's all he wants to know, if he And then 2:33:42.840 --> 2:33:45.400 you set that theme it's it's it's proved at the end. 2:33:45.720 --> 2:33:47.560 But then you have a film done in the seventies 2:33:47.600 --> 2:33:50.360 where the mobster comes up to Rocky sitting in the 2:33:50.440 --> 2:33:53.600 car going, hey, yo, rock I heard your dating a retard. 2:33:53.720 --> 2:33:55.400 Why don't you take her to the zoo? I heard 2:33:55.480 --> 2:33:58.080 retards like zoos. It's like, what the fuck? 2:33:58.520 --> 2:34:01.560 Like that is crazy, like with the optics of today 2:34:01.720 --> 2:34:04.920 looking back on that, Like even Slapshot Again filmed in 2:34:04.959 --> 2:34:09.320 the seventies, Paul Newman walks into that dive bar in Johnson, Pennsylvania, 2:34:09.959 --> 2:34:12.959 and the guy who's the grizzled veteran pitcher in Major 2:34:13.040 --> 2:34:16.000 League is sitting at the bar chain smoking, watching the 2:34:16.080 --> 2:34:18.440 soap opera. And on the soap opera, the woman is 2:34:18.520 --> 2:34:21.520 breaking up with the guy and just taps him on 2:34:21.560 --> 2:34:23.920 the shoulder and he's just staring at the screen and goes, what. 2:34:24.120 --> 2:34:27.720 A fucking cunt. It's like that is fucking insane, Like 2:34:27.920 --> 2:34:32.800 that was in a movie, like dude, like could never 2:34:32.920 --> 2:34:35.800 do that today, So funny. God, I'll get canceled for 2:34:35.840 --> 2:34:39.920 that because voting. When you said, you said R and 2:34:40.000 --> 2:34:42.160 then he said it twice, You're gonna go to the top. Yeah, 2:34:42.520 --> 2:34:45.600 you said R a movie. Who's the Who's the Who's 2:34:45.600 --> 2:34:48.000 the comedian? I think I said Ralphie May Is that 2:34:48.080 --> 2:34:51.160 the dude? He's a white dude, right, big heavy white guy. Yeah. 2:34:51.200 --> 2:34:54.400 He was my favorite black female comic, fucking female comic 2:34:54.480 --> 2:34:54.840 because he. 2:34:54.840 --> 2:34:57.720 Had this high pitch boy dude. He I was listening 2:34:57.760 --> 2:34:59.680 to some of his stuff and he says the N 2:34:59.760 --> 2:35:02.200 word and he says, yeah, what he I'm not going 2:35:02.280 --> 2:35:05.040 to start in what you were saying, Taylor. Yeah, his 2:35:05.120 --> 2:35:08.400 shit is so like shock value funny. He has this 2:35:08.440 --> 2:35:10.120 whole thing about going to black movie theaters. How he 2:35:10.160 --> 2:35:13.080 loves black movie theaters and he loves watching the previews 2:35:13.480 --> 2:35:15.200 and he just loves lootening to black people in the back, 2:35:15.320 --> 2:35:17.279 like the black girls, like, Oh, I'm not ever going Norklan. 2:35:17.320 --> 2:35:18.800 You can't catch me going nook one out there with 2:35:18.840 --> 2:35:21.560 them shocks like, and he had a whole funny deal 2:35:21.600 --> 2:35:23.600 about that. His shit is so funny. He had a 2:35:23.640 --> 2:35:24.080 whole bit. 2:35:23.959 --> 2:35:27.000 About comic lived here in Nashville. He was one of 2:35:27.040 --> 2:35:29.160 the first I knew that kind of moved here him 2:35:29.200 --> 2:35:33.680 in Madigan. Obviously Nate's from here or whatever. But but yeah, 2:35:33.840 --> 2:35:37.280 great comic. Why is everybody moving here? I moved here 2:35:37.360 --> 2:35:40.600 because I got sick. I got sick of the politics, 2:35:40.840 --> 2:35:44.119 and I got sick of California taking advantage of It's 2:35:44.800 --> 2:35:46.600 the people that live there, you know, big Trump guy, 2:35:46.680 --> 2:35:54.119 your painta maga. No, it just it got It's hyper 2:35:54.160 --> 2:35:57.039 politicized over there. And you're going up into the Hollywood 2:35:57.120 --> 2:35:58.920 Hills off a gower off the one to one, and 2:35:59.040 --> 2:36:02.720 it's tense city. People like movie stars live up in 2:36:02.760 --> 2:36:05.400 the hills and you're going up gower and they set 2:36:05.480 --> 2:36:07.400 up wash stations and all this other stuff, and it's 2:36:07.440 --> 2:36:10.480 just like, the city's not Hollywood's not the city I 2:36:10.560 --> 2:36:11.959 moved to when I first moved there. 2:36:12.240 --> 2:36:12.840 It's awful. 2:36:12.920 --> 2:36:15.800 And then especially when you're raising kids there, my property 2:36:15.879 --> 2:36:16.720 tax is what I pay. 2:36:17.200 --> 2:36:17.360 Now. 2:36:17.440 --> 2:36:19.760 I can't send my kids to private to public school 2:36:19.760 --> 2:36:22.360 because they're shit. So I got to go to private school. 2:36:22.640 --> 2:36:25.000 And to get into the private school, you got to 2:36:25.000 --> 2:36:27.039 sign up for a lottery and you hope you get 2:36:27.080 --> 2:36:29.119 in there, and then if you get in, you're paying 2:36:29.160 --> 2:36:31.640 college tuition for your kids to fucking crayons in an 2:36:31.680 --> 2:36:32.840 al It's fucking crazy. 2:36:33.360 --> 2:36:36.800 That's a tough deal. LA seems like a tough area. 2:36:36.879 --> 2:36:39.199 Now San Diego beautiful. I'm not San Diego. 2:36:39.240 --> 2:36:42.680 There's a lot of beautiful parts in Californias. Yeah, Parmel, 2:36:43.000 --> 2:36:44.400 shall we do uh to your talk? 2:36:44.520 --> 2:36:46.360 Yeah? I'm trying to think if there's anything else. 2:36:46.760 --> 2:36:48.880 This last question with Steve burn is brought to you 2:36:49.000 --> 2:36:49.680 by Roadback. 2:36:49.760 --> 2:36:53.400 The Roadback question use code Boys boys on roadback dot 2:36:53.480 --> 2:36:56.240 com for twenty percent off your first purchase. That's r 2:36:56.400 --> 2:37:00.720 h oback dot com. Code Boys work with the best 2:37:00.760 --> 2:37:04.119 college athletes around and have the best performance polos, shorts, 2:37:04.200 --> 2:37:05.160 c zips, and hoodies. 2:37:05.480 --> 2:37:07.360 It's all that we wear and for our guests today, 2:37:07.440 --> 2:37:11.959 we will be gifting Steve Burne a rowback performance hoodie 2:37:12.040 --> 2:37:12.520 on us. 2:37:13.600 --> 2:37:16.520 What's your vibe on SNL? Like how the dynamics changed, 2:37:16.520 --> 2:37:18.160 because I feel like SNL used to be and this 2:37:18.320 --> 2:37:19.920 is me shooting from the hip. I really don't know 2:37:19.920 --> 2:37:22.200 what I'm talking about, but SNA seem like a place where, 2:37:22.240 --> 2:37:24.320 like comedians, where that's if you want to get in 2:37:24.360 --> 2:37:27.080 the show business, that's where you go, that's where you start. Yeah. Yeah, 2:37:27.200 --> 2:37:30.920 huge launching pad like Will Ferrell, Farley Rock, all those 2:37:31.000 --> 2:37:34.920 guys were ripping in there. Belushi and now with all 2:37:35.000 --> 2:37:36.879 these things we've talked about, how everyone has a podcast, 2:37:36.879 --> 2:37:38.760 there's YouTube, there's so many diferent ways to get yourself 2:37:38.800 --> 2:37:39.119 out there. 2:37:39.360 --> 2:37:41.080 Has that taken away from SNL a little bit? 2:37:41.200 --> 2:37:43.120 You think s and OL will always be like a 2:37:43.240 --> 2:37:47.080 beacon of communal entertainment? Right, there's so few things that 2:37:47.160 --> 2:37:51.720 are communal these days. Sports, thank god, communal news. A 2:37:51.800 --> 2:37:55.560 big election is communal. SNL still is somewhat relevant in 2:37:55.680 --> 2:37:58.440 being communal where people share the clips and stuff. I 2:37:58.680 --> 2:38:02.160 think my biggest with SNL is that they went from 2:38:02.280 --> 2:38:07.560 character driven to premise driven, and so characters were the sketches. 2:38:08.080 --> 2:38:10.400 Now it's all based on a funny premise. Would be 2:38:10.400 --> 2:38:13.320 funny if this happened in this situation. Now the characters 2:38:13.400 --> 2:38:17.680 got truncated into weakend update. So Jost is just handing 2:38:17.720 --> 2:38:21.960 the ball to a to a character where the characters before, 2:38:22.120 --> 2:38:24.480 the whole sketch was built around the character. I miss that, 2:38:24.760 --> 2:38:27.200 I miss Church Lady, I miss all those things. 2:38:27.840 --> 2:38:30.640 I was the Bee Gangsters or whatever they were from 2:38:30.760 --> 2:38:34.760 Uh it was Belushi and was it Chevy Chase wasn't 2:38:34.800 --> 2:38:35.320 that I don't know. 2:38:35.680 --> 2:38:38.640 Lackroyd, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Blushi was the Bee, Yeah, all 2:38:38.680 --> 2:38:39.320 the great characters. 2:38:39.400 --> 2:38:41.280 Now they're just bringing people back over and over and 2:38:41.320 --> 2:38:43.760 over again, the Pepper Boy all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, 2:38:43.879 --> 2:38:44.560 that was awesome. 2:38:45.120 --> 2:38:48.240 I mean Target Lady with Christen wigg Yeah, I fucking 2:38:48.320 --> 2:38:52.080 love those sketches and the Californians, right, Californians. I don't 2:38:52.080 --> 2:38:54.480 know if they that sketch would exist today because they'd 2:38:54.520 --> 2:38:57.240 be you know, doing a sidebar and update, which that 2:38:57.400 --> 2:39:00.840 to me is when the show pivoted because for decades 2:39:00.879 --> 2:39:04.320 it was character driven and so now even like thinking 2:39:04.440 --> 2:39:07.160 like Shane was on SNL, it's like what character would 2:39:07.200 --> 2:39:09.720 he be doing? Like he doesn't even do impressions, like 2:39:09.840 --> 2:39:12.160 what would he be doing? But again that's why, because 2:39:12.160 --> 2:39:12.959 it's a premise driven. 2:39:13.160 --> 2:39:15.120 Yeah. The uh what about Mad TV? 2:39:16.240 --> 2:39:17.039 Was was there ever? 2:39:18.360 --> 2:39:20.520 I loved? Like, I think Will Sasso is one of 2:39:20.560 --> 2:39:21.480 the most talented. 2:39:22.680 --> 2:39:25.280 Fucking funny I didn't even know Will Cecil from Matt TV. 2:39:25.320 --> 2:39:28.720 I knew Will Cecil from fucking Vine, yes, but he 2:39:28.879 --> 2:39:29.720 was dude on Matt TV. 2:39:29.840 --> 2:39:31.800 Is so funny? Well was it? Michael McDonald? Was that 2:39:31.920 --> 2:39:35.720 his name? And bro calendar. It was so funny. 2:39:35.840 --> 2:39:38.760 Oh great, Bobby Lee, who I'm friends, I'm not speaking 2:39:38.760 --> 2:39:39.920 out of school when I tell you the story. 2:39:40.000 --> 2:39:42.520 He said, fucking crazy. That's a zipline. That's a zipline 2:39:42.560 --> 2:39:44.920 phrase for you, you love, I'm not speaking at a dude. 2:39:45.360 --> 2:39:46.600 You know what I'm saying that. You know? What do 2:39:46.640 --> 2:39:47.240 you the what do you doll? 2:39:47.240 --> 2:39:48.600 You pull the line there's a snake. 2:39:48.400 --> 2:39:50.600 In my boo. Your's a be I'm not speaking out 2:39:50.640 --> 2:39:51.560 of school here. You know. 2:39:52.080 --> 2:39:55.440 Well, Bobby and I have a very complicated relationship. It's 2:39:55.480 --> 2:39:58.080 a love and hate relationship. But I love him, right. 2:39:58.360 --> 2:40:00.520 Is there like a competition going on? No, not from 2:40:00.640 --> 2:40:03.200 no at all. Yeah, we won't say it. Yeah. 2:40:06.000 --> 2:40:08.600 I toured with Ken Jong, Bobby Lee, and Kevin Shay. 2:40:08.680 --> 2:40:11.080 We did this Kim's a comedy tour. We're in San 2:40:11.160 --> 2:40:17.000 Francisco Comedy comedy and Jung and Bobby Lee had had 2:40:17.160 --> 2:40:20.920 a rivalry. So Bobby was always the big dog. Right, 2:40:21.120 --> 2:40:23.720 He's on Mad TV. Everybody knows him. I just had 2:40:23.760 --> 2:40:26.360 a Comedy Central thing. Ken had just been like a 2:40:27.040 --> 2:40:29.640 three lines on the office, and Ken's trying to break in, right, 2:40:30.200 --> 2:40:33.520 So now we're doing Kim's of Comedy. We're touring Ken's 2:40:33.560 --> 2:40:36.480 in the Hangover blows the fuck up, and now the 2:40:36.520 --> 2:40:38.640 pendulum has swung to Ken's side. Now Ken's calling the 2:40:38.680 --> 2:40:41.840 shots right. So Ken and Bobby are in San Francisco. 2:40:42.360 --> 2:40:45.600 The line is outside the door, sold out, it's fucking packed. 2:40:45.600 --> 2:40:48.560 It's gonna be fun. They're fucking screaming at each other. 2:40:48.920 --> 2:40:51.160 Ken's pissed off bringing up this thing from years ago. 2:40:51.320 --> 2:40:53.840 Bobby's going back at him because Bobby's a fucking weasel. 2:40:54.360 --> 2:40:56.800 And they're just screaming at each other and Kevin Shae taps. 2:40:56.840 --> 2:40:58.640 He's like, dude, you might want to fucking break this up. 2:40:59.000 --> 2:41:01.480 And I'm like, I'm gonna let them go because this 2:41:01.600 --> 2:41:04.080 would be the cutest fight I've ever seen in my life. 2:41:04.120 --> 2:41:07.760 It's like a baby puppy and like a manchi chi wrestling. 2:41:08.480 --> 2:41:12.720 They're both five foot like three tiny, tiny little human beings. 2:41:12.760 --> 2:41:14.760 But Bobby, when he was on Mad TV, he was 2:41:14.800 --> 2:41:18.920 told me the story about this girl just got hired 2:41:18.920 --> 2:41:22.880 at Mad TV, And so she's filling out paperwork and 2:41:23.040 --> 2:41:25.360 Bobby thinks it would be funny and a good idea 2:41:26.000 --> 2:41:29.279 to pull up a chair behind her quietly as she's working, 2:41:30.160 --> 2:41:32.640 tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around, 2:41:32.920 --> 2:41:35.680 his ass is in her fucking face and he farts 2:41:35.720 --> 2:41:36.240 in her face. 2:41:37.720 --> 2:41:40.040 Bobby did that? God farts? Did it? 2:41:40.160 --> 2:41:42.920 She just she's literally filling out like a W nine, 2:41:43.000 --> 2:41:45.760 you know, and she farts in the face. And Bobby's like, hey, 2:41:45.920 --> 2:41:47.760 welcome to She's like, get the fuck away from me. 2:41:47.959 --> 2:41:53.600 Those shits. So so flash forward like lunchtime, Bobby's on 2:41:53.800 --> 2:41:57.520 the phone with the president of Fox Network and lawyers 2:41:57.600 --> 2:41:58.720 going what happened? 2:41:58.760 --> 2:42:04.680 And Bobby's like, uh, okay, well, I oh my god, dude, 2:42:04.720 --> 2:42:06.560 that show is so funny. He's, oh my god. 2:42:06.640 --> 2:42:08.640 But I always love Bobby on Mad TV, and and 2:42:09.560 --> 2:42:12.640 he had me on there like three hundredth episode or something. 2:42:12.800 --> 2:42:16.119 They had stand up on it, and so Bobby said, 2:42:16.480 --> 2:42:17.920 I know a great comic and he got me on it. 2:42:18.040 --> 2:42:20.000 So it was a pretty well why did that show end? 2:42:20.200 --> 2:42:21.080 What happened there? 2:42:21.760 --> 2:42:24.520 I think because it's on Fox and they didn't have 2:42:24.640 --> 2:42:27.360 the consistency with it, and they didn't they never really 2:42:27.440 --> 2:42:29.680 pushed it either, and it was different. It was it 2:42:29.800 --> 2:42:34.440 was very sketch heavy as opposed to like doing something 2:42:34.560 --> 2:42:36.840 like Update where you had a chance to take a 2:42:36.920 --> 2:42:39.720 breather and get to know some of the performers. It 2:42:39.840 --> 2:42:41.840 was just sketch to sketch to sketch, So there was no, 2:42:42.080 --> 2:42:46.040 like I guess, investment in meeting the character role players 2:42:46.600 --> 2:42:49.320 because you know when you had and plus you never 2:42:49.440 --> 2:42:52.280 had like the guests there. Through the guest you got 2:42:52.320 --> 2:42:55.880 to meet, you know, people during their monologues, so the 2:42:55.959 --> 2:42:57.840 players would come out and run the monologues with them, 2:42:57.920 --> 2:42:59.160 so you get to know them a bit more too. 2:43:00.480 --> 2:43:02.200 Matt TV was just sketches, that's it. 2:43:02.360 --> 2:43:05.440 Yeah, and they didn't have musical guests that often either 2:43:05.600 --> 2:43:07.840 to give you incentive to bring in a different broad 2:43:07.879 --> 2:43:08.520 audience as well. 2:43:08.600 --> 2:43:11.440 But I always liked it. But for me, SML's is 2:43:11.520 --> 2:43:12.640 still I still revere it. 2:43:12.720 --> 2:43:12.800 Now. 2:43:13.280 --> 2:43:15.520 You kind of like an SNL viber or Late night 2:43:15.560 --> 2:43:16.120 show vibe. 2:43:16.200 --> 2:43:19.000 That's what you're building your premise offt for your show 2:43:19.040 --> 2:43:20.120 that's coming up in a few months. 2:43:20.160 --> 2:43:20.360 Yeah. 2:43:20.360 --> 2:43:22.280 When I filmed this hour special, because you guys know, 2:43:22.360 --> 2:43:25.040 there's so many these days and it's just somebody in 2:43:25.080 --> 2:43:28.280 front of a curtain for sixty minutes, pontificault. It's called 2:43:28.320 --> 2:43:30.320 The Last Late Night and it's an homage to the 2:43:30.400 --> 2:43:33.440 late night talk show format, So I thought, everybody's doing 2:43:33.520 --> 2:43:35.720 an hour, do it a little differently. What can you 2:43:35.800 --> 2:43:38.480 do different in the space that's unique and you're not 2:43:38.600 --> 2:43:41.360 breaking the mold, but it's still there. So the most 2:43:41.680 --> 2:43:44.240 to me like something really digestible is the late night 2:43:44.280 --> 2:43:46.440 talk show. If you really think about its three styles 2:43:46.440 --> 2:43:48.800 of writing. You come out with a monologue, so those 2:43:48.800 --> 2:43:50.920 are kind of like fun one liners, right, and they 2:43:50.959 --> 2:43:52.920 are usually topical. 2:43:53.480 --> 2:43:55.640 So you do that for twenty minutes. Then you go 2:43:55.760 --> 2:43:56.240 to panel. 2:43:56.280 --> 2:43:58.840 When you go to on Colbert or Jimmy Fallon, you 2:43:58.920 --> 2:44:01.520 sit on the couch, he's behind the desk, and the 2:44:01.600 --> 2:44:04.200 producers tell say, okay, give us some stories. So it's 2:44:04.280 --> 2:44:08.160 really just storytelling. So that's twenty minutes. Then you go 2:44:08.240 --> 2:44:11.119 to the third act, which is traditional stand up next 2:44:11.160 --> 2:44:13.560 to the band, so you do another twenty minutes there. 2:44:13.600 --> 2:44:15.520 So the set is going to look like a talk show. 2:44:15.760 --> 2:44:18.480 I'll have a band, everything will feel like a talk show, 2:44:18.520 --> 2:44:20.760 the intro feel like a talk show, and even the 2:44:20.879 --> 2:44:25.160 presentation of the material will be under the umbrella and 2:44:26.480 --> 2:44:30.400 three act structure of a talk show. I've never seen 2:44:30.400 --> 2:44:32.240 anything like it before, and I was like, that's it 2:44:32.440 --> 2:44:35.880 because I saw Neil Brennan's three mics, and he just 2:44:35.959 --> 2:44:39.440 has three styles of comedy that's bouncing between. I'd seen 2:44:39.480 --> 2:44:41.960 a comic do that with two mics years ago on 2:44:42.000 --> 2:44:44.480 the MTV half hour Comedy Hour that was on a 2:44:44.600 --> 2:44:45.279 like the nineties. 2:44:45.800 --> 2:44:47.080 But I like Neil's concept. 2:44:47.120 --> 2:44:51.040 But this is certainly absolutely more visual, and my material 2:44:51.160 --> 2:44:54.840 is driven towards those things. But it all ties together 2:44:54.840 --> 2:44:56.680 at the end too, because there's a message behind it 2:44:57.240 --> 2:45:01.320 of the state of political correctness can cancel culture and everything. 2:45:01.440 --> 2:45:03.720 Just as a comic trying to do my part along 2:45:03.760 --> 2:45:07.039 with Andrew Schultz and Rogan and Chappelle and Shane Gillis 2:45:07.080 --> 2:45:08.600 and all these comics to push it back to go. 2:45:08.720 --> 2:45:11.040 This ship's getting out of fucking control, all of it. 2:45:11.160 --> 2:45:13.960 So, so is there a guest element like especially that 2:45:14.120 --> 2:45:18.600 like that, it'll just be me. So, Yeah, it's Saturday, 2:45:18.640 --> 2:45:21.720 August twenty seventh is open. Yeah, Yeah, theater you can 2:45:21.720 --> 2:45:23.520 get tickets. There's there's a few tickets left, and it's 2:45:23.520 --> 2:45:24.560 filmed right here in Nashville, so. 2:45:24.520 --> 2:45:26.039 It'd be cool. Oh that's awesome. 2:45:26.040 --> 2:45:26.879 We're gonna get tickets. 2:45:27.040 --> 2:45:29.440 Yeah, you guess. And my buddy Joe Gatto from jokers. 2:45:29.480 --> 2:45:32.400 He's going to direct it, so in the direct the special, 2:45:32.440 --> 2:45:33.040 which would be cool. 2:45:33.240 --> 2:45:36.000 That's just a there a goal in mind with it, 2:45:36.120 --> 2:45:38.760 Like are you trying to become a late night talk. 2:45:38.680 --> 2:45:42.280 Show outstanding late night guy? I think that where you 2:45:42.440 --> 2:45:45.039 just hang out with yeah, a little bit of everywhere 2:45:45.400 --> 2:45:46.960 like that. That's the whole point of a late night 2:45:47.000 --> 2:45:49.480 You're sitting with your buddy and you're yeah, you all 2:45:49.640 --> 2:45:52.760 sitting look at your chair too. I'm gonna trin my 2:45:52.800 --> 2:45:54.400 pubes here in my tone notes. 2:45:54.879 --> 2:45:57.680 H No. I think the formats kind of kind of antiquated. 2:45:57.760 --> 2:46:00.880 You know, in the seventies and eighties, the variety show 2:46:01.000 --> 2:46:04.440 was popular, and in the eighties and nineties that became antiquated. 2:46:04.480 --> 2:46:06.520 And I think what's happening now with late night talk shows. 2:46:07.120 --> 2:46:10.760 The relevance of seeing your favorite film stars peel back 2:46:10.760 --> 2:46:12.520 the curtain, get to know them and hear a story 2:46:12.520 --> 2:46:15.280 about it. It's all gone, Like the reverence of it 2:46:15.480 --> 2:46:18.520 is done, because now it's all on your phone. Like 2:46:18.760 --> 2:46:21.360 somebody from Rotten Tomatoes is talking about Top Gun two 2:46:21.800 --> 2:46:24.200 and they'll get a SoundBite of Tom Cruise talking about it. 2:46:24.320 --> 2:46:26.480 Like you get people that kind of reinvent it. 2:46:26.560 --> 2:46:29.360 Like James Cordon with the late night karaoke stuff that 2:46:29.440 --> 2:46:32.279 was kind of cool, but you're still watching it online. 2:46:32.320 --> 2:46:34.200 They do skits too, and they play games too, Truths 2:46:34.200 --> 2:46:35.800 and a Lie with Jimmy Fallon and stuff like that. 2:46:36.120 --> 2:46:37.840 He does some fun stuff. I'd like Jimmy. 2:46:38.160 --> 2:46:39.600 I think he does. I think he does a great job. 2:46:39.640 --> 2:46:42.240 He's a great host. Yeah, he understands it. 2:46:42.360 --> 2:46:45.800 Sometimes you get I don't know, like there's certain hosts 2:46:45.920 --> 2:46:48.880 that I think more the attention is towards them or 2:46:48.959 --> 2:46:49.400 they can't wait. 2:46:50.560 --> 2:46:52.760 That's why it's kind of centric around them. Yeah. 2:46:53.320 --> 2:46:55.200 Yeah, that's why I was thought Carson was the greatest 2:46:55.200 --> 2:46:57.680 because it didn't matter who got the laugh, as long 2:46:57.760 --> 2:46:58.840 as the show got the laugh. 2:46:59.000 --> 2:47:05.200 Is yeah, he was vibes yo. I feel some a 2:47:05.240 --> 2:47:10.760 future Hatter T shirt coming with that. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, Garrett, 2:47:11.560 --> 2:47:13.360 write that down. No, we do, uh to your talk, 2:47:13.480 --> 2:47:13.920 to your talk. 2:47:14.240 --> 2:47:16.720 This has been a long episode has been by the way, 2:47:17.320 --> 2:47:18.800 I apologize to like your listeners. 2:47:18.959 --> 2:47:20.800 It's like, oh, it's a comedian, it's gonna be fucking fun, 2:47:20.840 --> 2:47:22.520 and it's like it got a lot more serious, but 2:47:22.600 --> 2:47:23.640 I uh sorry about that. 2:47:23.680 --> 2:47:25.680 I think people. Do you feel like being a comedian, 2:47:25.720 --> 2:47:26.720 you have to be funny all the time. 2:47:27.560 --> 2:47:30.120 There's times where like, yeah, you feel like I should 2:47:30.160 --> 2:47:32.199 chime in here, and even like even when I'm talking, 2:47:32.280 --> 2:47:34.280 it's like I could do this trump bid, I could 2:47:34.320 --> 2:47:35.600 do this bit or I could improv. 2:47:35.680 --> 2:47:38.400 But like with you guys, it's it just feels comfortable. 2:47:38.440 --> 2:47:39.199 So it's been nice. 2:47:39.800 --> 2:47:42.160 And I think as long as we get three ways, 2:47:42.440 --> 2:47:44.520 as long as it's interesting, I hope I'm you know, 2:47:44.600 --> 2:47:49.280 the conversation across you reach your cross there, try backed up. Yeah, 2:47:49.680 --> 2:47:58.320 it's it's Homie Bush, all right, Well, yeah you talk, 2:47:58.879 --> 2:48:00.360 you know? Do you know the premise here I'll be 2:48:00.440 --> 2:48:01.360 kind of explained earlier. 2:48:01.440 --> 2:48:05.000 Yeah, yeah, And we're doing so Tier talk Tiers one 2:48:05.040 --> 2:48:07.680 through three obviously your top three. We obviously were arguing 2:48:07.720 --> 2:48:09.600 about it earlier with the sports movies, but you will 2:48:09.640 --> 2:48:11.440 start with your tier three and build up. 2:48:11.560 --> 2:48:13.440 This is a good way to get roasted on the internet. 2:48:13.560 --> 2:48:16.119 Choose Have you seen any of the clips on Instagram 2:48:16.200 --> 2:48:17.520 or Twitter where you can go follow us a bus 2:48:17.560 --> 2:48:18.400 and wt sins you did? 2:48:18.760 --> 2:48:21.119 I didn't see the tier talks per se. 2:48:21.280 --> 2:48:24.600 No, So yeah, so usually you've on every week say them, 2:48:24.680 --> 2:48:27.040 but it's it's usually better if you give some context 2:48:27.080 --> 2:48:28.199 as to why you're choosing them. 2:48:28.160 --> 2:48:30.840 And do you follow busting with the boys? I do? Yeah, okay, 2:48:30.879 --> 2:48:31.959 good on Instagram's speaking. 2:48:32.000 --> 2:48:32.520 Sure love that. 2:48:32.959 --> 2:48:33.440 That's huge. 2:48:33.720 --> 2:48:35.720 Tier three, So you're gonna go first. 2:48:35.760 --> 2:48:38.400 I know it's tough. I can pick from the pick 2:48:38.480 --> 2:48:39.960 whatever you want. This is more like a guideline. 2:48:40.040 --> 2:48:41.240 Yeah, it's more like a guideline. 2:48:41.480 --> 2:48:44.080 Okay, you've got my three one on here, though, we're 2:48:44.160 --> 2:48:45.200 just gonna get roasted. 2:48:45.640 --> 2:48:48.960 Hey, never mind, Tier, Well go ahead, No, no, no, no, 2:48:49.440 --> 2:48:51.680 never mind. I had a question, but it's already on there. 2:48:51.720 --> 2:48:52.800 Song go three two one? Right? 2:48:53.400 --> 2:48:53.600 Do it? 2:48:53.680 --> 2:48:55.080 Do I do it in order? Or do you do 2:48:55.200 --> 2:48:56.080 we go three through three? 2:48:56.920 --> 2:48:56.960 No? 2:48:57.080 --> 2:48:57.879 No, you do an order. 2:48:58.440 --> 2:49:00.960 We I need be fun to do that. 2:49:01.560 --> 2:49:03.280 I was telling the boys. CJ was on he goes. 2:49:03.440 --> 2:49:05.280 Since I'm since I'm sitting in Taylor seat, I want 2:49:05.320 --> 2:49:06.920 to go last. I was like, it's funny you brought 2:49:06.959 --> 2:49:08.560 that up, because I was actually gonna try and make 2:49:08.560 --> 2:49:10.640 an argument and say I have earned the right to 2:49:10.680 --> 2:49:11.000 go last. 2:49:11.040 --> 2:49:12.120 Since the scoreboard is. 2:49:13.800 --> 2:49:15.520 The wee can score. I think we can agree. You 2:49:15.560 --> 2:49:17.840 have more followers in me now, Helmie. You got that 2:49:17.920 --> 2:49:19.760 and my boy got his following is up. Dude. 2:49:19.879 --> 2:49:21.440 It's been a good glow up here for Willy. 2:49:22.120 --> 2:49:26.040 That's great. I appreciate it. Like trying to take the comment. 2:49:26.080 --> 2:49:29.920 I appreciate that, but no, the line's been drawn, and 2:49:30.040 --> 2:49:31.320 so I will go last. 2:49:32.120 --> 2:49:34.520 You started, You'll go three three, and then one of 2:49:34.560 --> 2:49:35.800 you guys go, I'll. 2:49:35.680 --> 2:49:38.320 Go, Taylor. Can we're doing three three three to three? Yeah, 2:49:38.600 --> 2:49:40.800 I think that would be a fun little element. Okay, okay. 2:49:41.280 --> 2:49:45.160 My Tier three is Martin while really trying to get 2:49:45.160 --> 2:49:49.160 the black community someone. They fucking love Martin, Lawrence Martin. 2:49:49.400 --> 2:49:51.760 Oh my god, that show seeing it come on now college. 2:49:52.000 --> 2:49:54.000 But they got that mic back there. They're fucking loving it. 2:49:54.560 --> 2:49:56.920 You guys never watched Martin. I mean we've seen Martin. 2:49:57.080 --> 2:50:00.080 Yeah yeah, all my college roomates going animated like I 2:50:00.200 --> 2:50:01.160 love Martin. 2:50:01.400 --> 2:50:05.480 In anybody else's hands, they would play that straight, physically 2:50:05.680 --> 2:50:09.360 giving every line and over. He's like almost like a 2:50:09.640 --> 2:50:13.160 black Jim Carrey, Like everything is so much more accentuated. 2:50:13.400 --> 2:50:14.240 I fucking love it. 2:50:14.360 --> 2:50:17.160 He just threw every ounce of his body and soul 2:50:17.280 --> 2:50:19.760 into into that show, and everybody else is just pedestrian 2:50:19.840 --> 2:50:21.080 in it and grounding it. 2:50:21.480 --> 2:50:23.560 God, I'll tell you. The way you explain that just 2:50:23.640 --> 2:50:24.880 now kind of fired me up. Yeah. 2:50:25.240 --> 2:50:27.240 I like that. I love that show. I love like 2:50:27.680 --> 2:50:30.440 the view you have on this stuff that we wouldn't 2:50:30.560 --> 2:50:33.520 have because you've been living it. You know, he threw 2:50:33.600 --> 2:50:35.760 his body until he was so essentially everyone was just 2:50:35.840 --> 2:50:37.160 there to support him. Well he did it. 2:50:37.240 --> 2:50:40.280 I'm like, yeah, she was funny. You know you don't 2:50:40.280 --> 2:50:42.720 really reads and writes and does all the story. Yeah. 2:50:43.080 --> 2:50:45.039 Yeah, very well spoken, very well spoken. 2:50:45.040 --> 2:50:46.400 A lot of big words. They got a Google later 2:50:46.959 --> 2:50:49.080 with a lot of big word. Who's gonna go from 2:50:49.120 --> 2:50:53.520 the back, Well, he's in boss of seat. 2:50:53.600 --> 2:50:57.160 So so this is your tier one? Okay, my tier one. 2:50:57.879 --> 2:50:59.400 They each do their tier one and this will be 2:50:59.440 --> 2:51:02.080 their three? Should we just wait? What they all get it? 2:51:03.560 --> 2:51:06.200 Give their favorite one and that that is their one? 2:51:06.280 --> 2:51:10.200 Two three? Got you? Got you so JP the first? Okay? Yeah, 2:51:10.280 --> 2:51:16.080 my tier one? Is we mentioned earlier one? The tier three? Two? Huh? 2:51:16.600 --> 2:51:20.480 Tier one or two three? There collective is going to 2:51:20.560 --> 2:51:21.240 be got it? 2:51:21.360 --> 2:51:26.240 Sorry, wait no, no, you're gonna say tier two or 2:51:26.320 --> 2:51:29.160 tier one, but that don't make no sense on the 2:51:29.240 --> 2:51:30.200 graph is gonna be. 2:51:34.360 --> 2:51:35.960 We let everybody have their own tears. 2:51:36.080 --> 2:51:37.720 Maybe we just leave it up there in the chart 2:51:37.760 --> 2:51:40.680 would be way too like small and graph things going on? 2:51:40.920 --> 2:51:44.119 How about this, Max? We they give their tier threes 2:51:44.200 --> 2:51:46.560 and us as a group picks the best one out 2:51:46.600 --> 2:51:50.240 of it that makes it on the graph element like that, right, 2:51:50.520 --> 2:51:58.840 I love elements. Yes, yes, this one. If that's if 2:51:58.879 --> 2:52:00.600 that's on your tier list, you're a piece of shit. 2:52:01.040 --> 2:52:06.160 Oh no, that second from the bottom. 2:52:07.560 --> 2:52:08.959 I mean it is like that. But there's only been 2:52:09.000 --> 2:52:10.400 one season, two seasons. 2:52:10.080 --> 2:52:10.280 I know. 2:52:10.480 --> 2:52:12.320 Yeah, you're right, and that's a lot of recency bias 2:52:12.400 --> 2:52:15.360 going into a lot of phenomenal cause I can name 2:52:15.400 --> 2:52:17.480 three that's like two seasons, right, I think there's two 2:52:17.480 --> 2:52:19.400 seas the third one coming out soon, right, and it's 2:52:19.440 --> 2:52:20.320 a fire show. 2:52:20.600 --> 2:52:25.320 But it's so premature, it's so premature. Appreciate that, Jock, Hey, 2:52:25.400 --> 2:52:27.520 how was dude? We cannot let Jack be like, oh 2:52:27.560 --> 2:52:32.280 he's on us right now, he goes, He'll listen no more. 2:52:33.840 --> 2:52:37.520 That's good Taylor, good job you're developing, all right, So 2:52:37.920 --> 2:52:41.720 JP give us your tier three. My tier three is 2:52:42.200 --> 2:52:44.520 the Office, And I was late to the Office. 2:52:44.560 --> 2:52:46.360 I was always a hater of it, Like this is 2:52:46.480 --> 2:52:49.080 kind of this is mid yeah, and they're like, just 2:52:49.160 --> 2:52:50.480 watch it, started. 2:52:50.200 --> 2:52:52.480 To watch it, you know, the characters just like, all right, 2:52:52.520 --> 2:52:54.360 this is this is solid. So my tier three is 2:52:54.400 --> 2:52:56.320 the office Jackie Tier three. 2:52:56.959 --> 2:52:59.359 My Tier three will be It's always Sonny in Philadelphia 2:53:00.160 --> 2:53:03.120 to today, phenomenal cast, very hilarious. 2:53:03.879 --> 2:53:06.160 Charlie says, then we're in the first episode. Is he 2:53:06.240 --> 2:53:10.880 really so that one's canceled? My tier three is going 2:53:10.920 --> 2:53:14.320 to be that seventy show. I think that one's a sleeper. 2:53:18.040 --> 2:53:19.199 Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. 2:53:19.120 --> 2:53:22.880 Sorry, I fucked up when you pick though, Like let's 2:53:22.879 --> 2:53:24.800 say Garrett has an incredible Tier three. 2:53:24.879 --> 2:53:28.480 What if it's someone's Tier two. And that's where you know, 2:53:29.440 --> 2:53:32.720 it does play a little because Garrett, Garrett Garretts is 2:53:32.760 --> 2:53:36.560 in my list. Yeah yeah, hey, cut out cut out 2:53:36.560 --> 2:53:38.480 the part where Wilson's Garrett is in my list, because 2:53:38.680 --> 2:53:40.920 you don't want people people on their on their seats 2:53:41.000 --> 2:53:42.160 right now, at the edge of their seats. I know. 2:53:42.280 --> 2:53:44.920 But that reaction that he that I gave it. 2:53:44.959 --> 2:53:46.880 We both yeah, I actually have done that. 2:53:47.120 --> 2:53:49.600 I shouldn't have done that. I wanted to viewed it. 2:53:49.720 --> 2:53:52.879 I wanted that. Yeah, my Tier three. 2:53:54.480 --> 2:53:58.400 Is and I hate that I'm thinking backing, you know, what. 2:53:58.440 --> 2:53:59.880 I don't want to piggyback. I'm gonna throw it on 2:54:00.320 --> 2:54:04.160 mentioned to the office. My tier three, you know how 2:54:04.160 --> 2:54:06.200 I like to get a little wiggle room. My tier 2:54:06.240 --> 2:54:09.039 three will be friends. I think Friends is fucking all time. 2:54:09.600 --> 2:54:11.840 I loved every season. I binged all of it. I 2:54:11.920 --> 2:54:14.680 binged it the second time when I was in year 2:54:15.800 --> 2:54:18.640 three or four and loved every minute of it. I 2:54:18.800 --> 2:54:23.000 watched their reunion and to me, like taking friends because 2:54:23.040 --> 2:54:24.000 they did what ten seasons? 2:54:24.680 --> 2:54:25.280 Thanks? So yeah? 2:54:25.480 --> 2:54:28.560 Ten years of people being best friends like everyone in 2:54:28.680 --> 2:54:31.119 their world. Like we go through high school. We think, man, 2:54:31.400 --> 2:54:32.800 when we're in high school and we're going to hit 2:54:32.840 --> 2:54:34.240 our careers, we think, one day we're all going to 2:54:34.280 --> 2:54:36.120 come back to our bubble, right, who did what? 2:54:36.320 --> 2:54:38.840 And compare it in the romances that go on, same 2:54:38.920 --> 2:54:39.400 with college. 2:54:39.480 --> 2:54:41.800 Like the fact that these guys and that's four years 2:54:42.040 --> 2:54:43.920 growing up together and in three years of high school, 2:54:44.280 --> 2:54:46.600 but going through ten years of being like an adult 2:54:46.720 --> 2:54:49.320 in a show, going back and forth, ripping off each other, 2:54:49.360 --> 2:54:52.199 figuring each other out. They probably did have romances Ross 2:54:52.640 --> 2:54:55.720 and uh Rachel Rachel, Yeah yo, I almost true blank 2:54:55.760 --> 2:54:58.640 right there, I got you back, But their actual romance 2:54:58.720 --> 2:54:59.920 was a real thing, and for them to come back 2:55:00.040 --> 2:55:02.200 and do their anniversary and to see that they get 2:55:02.280 --> 2:55:04.240 to kind of do what everyone kind of thinks about 2:55:04.280 --> 2:55:04.880 in high school. 2:55:05.000 --> 2:55:07.040 I think it's incredible. So my Tier three is going 2:55:07.080 --> 2:55:07.480 to be friends. 2:55:08.280 --> 2:55:11.160 That's a great way to put it, dude. Yes, that 2:55:11.320 --> 2:55:13.520 was solemn, that was solid. 2:55:13.840 --> 2:55:15.000 I don't like doing it this way. 2:55:15.640 --> 2:55:18.560 I don't like because okay, it's well, you know, I 2:55:18.800 --> 2:55:23.840 fuck dude, because there's like five on here. They could 2:55:23.840 --> 2:55:25.960 really go in any order for me for sure. Okay, 2:55:26.320 --> 2:55:30.080 at first I disagreed with Will, but I gotta give 2:55:30.720 --> 2:55:34.880 an honorable mention to the Office as well. Dude, this sucks. 2:55:36.160 --> 2:55:39.880 It's just fam angle vibes the Office gives and the 2:55:40.000 --> 2:55:40.720 zoom an's and the. 2:55:42.320 --> 2:55:43.760 You can put it on any time too in it's 2:55:43.760 --> 2:55:46.160 his background. That's really all sitcoms. You can kind of 2:55:46.200 --> 2:55:47.080 do that, the ones you love. 2:55:47.840 --> 2:55:48.160 All right. 2:55:50.680 --> 2:55:55.440 My heart's pounding out of my chest right now because 2:55:56.680 --> 2:55:57.800 my Tier three. 2:55:58.000 --> 2:56:01.600 The rose ceremony on The Bachelor, Bence, you got to 2:56:01.640 --> 2:56:03.920 insert the drama music close ups. 2:56:05.680 --> 2:56:07.120 I think ours is gonna be I think ours is 2:56:07.160 --> 2:56:12.240 gonna be the same. That's okay. The grand two bro, 2:56:12.640 --> 2:56:14.680 my Tier three's friends, and there's not a whole lot 2:56:14.720 --> 2:56:18.800 I can say other than what Will just said. The romances, 2:56:18.840 --> 2:56:22.119 everybody getting along with each other, everybody's own specific storyline 2:56:22.120 --> 2:56:23.640 that they were able to go and develop on their own. 2:56:23.680 --> 2:56:25.480 You fell in love with each of them every single time. 2:56:25.879 --> 2:56:27.800 Everyone was a big Chandler guy. Then after three or 2:56:27.800 --> 2:56:30.080 four seas, he's like, I love Joey too, And then 2:56:30.080 --> 2:56:31.760 everyone's kind of hates on Ross for a little bit, 2:56:31.760 --> 2:56:33.480 but he's like, oh yo, he's got to be there too. 2:56:33.600 --> 2:56:35.800 He's got he's he's he needs to be there. And 2:56:35.959 --> 2:56:38.720 then he gets the hottest girl. Then Monica comes in almost, 2:56:38.760 --> 2:56:40.680 Oh my god, Chandler and Monica are now a thing. 2:56:40.760 --> 2:56:43.400 That's fucking crazy to me. I didn't know that can happen. Now, 2:56:43.400 --> 2:56:46.160 all of a sudden, Joey's into Rachel and he doesn't 2:56:46.200 --> 2:56:48.400 know how to tell Ross. How's Ross and the engagement 2:56:48.440 --> 2:56:50.600 apartments right across the street. They can see into the window. 2:56:50.640 --> 2:56:51.440 They can see what's going on. 2:56:51.600 --> 2:56:54.320 Remember the engagement she was having the baby And joe 2:56:54.440 --> 2:56:56.200 turns around, Oh, Phoebe's now. 2:56:56.160 --> 2:57:00.400 A surrogate for another family. Yeah, that's crazy. Number one 2:57:00.480 --> 2:57:01.640 hit the coffee shop as a thing. 2:57:02.440 --> 2:57:05.039 It is unbelievable. Dude, goosebumps again. 2:57:06.160 --> 2:57:07.520 A Tier three hit all down? 2:57:07.760 --> 2:57:09.119 You did what sounded like a rap? 2:57:09.400 --> 2:57:14.720 Dude, Oh my god, Yeah that was great. Dude. Man, 2:57:15.160 --> 2:57:16.840 I think our tier twos are gonna be the same. Also, 2:57:17.480 --> 2:57:19.800 I think they'll say nothing, don't say nothing. All right, 2:57:20.280 --> 2:57:25.120 we've been cemented Tier three. We're good, JP, you're up, 2:57:25.480 --> 2:57:25.760 all right? 2:57:25.840 --> 2:57:29.280 My Tier two, I think this would have been my 2:57:29.400 --> 2:57:32.520 Tier one if I was older, But my Tier two 2:57:32.760 --> 2:57:34.120 is seinfeld m. 2:57:34.480 --> 2:57:39.480 I think it's just unreal. That's what they said when 2:57:39.560 --> 2:57:41.800 it was first. I'm going on records. It's my camera. 2:57:41.879 --> 2:57:44.360 I'm on record. I fucking hate them. Oh you don't 2:57:44.400 --> 2:57:48.120 like Seinfest, you don't like him. I've heard Seinfeldt to Pace. Yeah, 2:57:48.320 --> 2:57:51.200 sidebar story, we got a side story. He's just a 2:57:51.240 --> 2:57:54.280 horrible person. So you see his interview with Larry King 2:57:54.360 --> 2:57:56.400 when the B movie came out. Just watch that. Just 2:57:56.480 --> 2:57:56.840 watched that. 2:57:57.160 --> 2:57:59.480 So you're just saying from watching on the outside end, he's. 2:57:59.480 --> 2:58:01.600 Being at this and just seeing him and just like 2:58:01.680 --> 2:58:04.720 how he just the air about him. 2:58:04.720 --> 2:58:07.160 It's just like, oh god, what a horrible you know, 2:58:07.240 --> 2:58:10.080 like when when when the room when somebody walks in 2:58:10.120 --> 2:58:10.560 the room. 2:58:10.400 --> 2:58:11.360 And it just gets cold. 2:58:11.520 --> 2:58:13.040 Yeah, like, that's what it's like for me. I'm like, 2:58:13.840 --> 2:58:16.920 I did not a fun hang hang, there's no hang. 2:58:17.520 --> 2:58:20.200 It just he just floats in with arrogance and then 2:58:20.320 --> 2:58:21.160 leaves with arrogance. 2:58:22.160 --> 2:58:24.600 Jerry Seinfeld is on top of the world. Yeah, you 2:58:24.600 --> 2:58:27.720 would do it. The Coffee Show getting coffee. 2:58:27.879 --> 2:58:30.440 Oh yeah, he's getting coffee in that very. 2:58:30.360 --> 2:58:33.640 Quick comedy and watch uh it kind of. I was 2:58:33.720 --> 2:58:36.400 never a big Seinfeld guy, but that I heard that 2:58:36.480 --> 2:58:39.039 thing's good. Yeah, but you know it's just go ahead 2:58:39.080 --> 2:58:42.039 continue JP. Yeah, it's gotta be tough to talk about 2:58:42.080 --> 2:58:42.800 after that just happened. 2:58:43.120 --> 2:58:45.800 Don't care about your feelings. I separate the person from 2:58:45.800 --> 2:58:47.600 the show as a character. 2:58:47.640 --> 2:58:52.320 It's weird to hear it. That's crazy. So yeah, it's 2:58:52.360 --> 2:58:53.480 here too, stifelt. 2:58:54.840 --> 2:58:56.000 Now they're all going, right. 2:58:56.080 --> 2:59:00.440 They're all going so j is Jack's here too? This 2:59:00.600 --> 2:59:06.040 is tough man. My Tier two is going to be arrested. 2:59:06.080 --> 2:59:10.080 Development this phenomenal show with a lot of the way 2:59:10.120 --> 2:59:13.439 they intertwined all the running jokes throughout the seasons. 2:59:13.480 --> 2:59:16.640 It's very well written. Not just like an easy comedy 2:59:16.959 --> 2:59:19.000 to be a part of it. 2:59:19.080 --> 2:59:22.600 It's once you really get invested all of the banana 2:59:22.680 --> 2:59:24.960 stand I mean, there's there's so much. 2:59:25.400 --> 2:59:28.080 Shut your eyes, Shut your eyes. You hear Steve O. 2:59:29.440 --> 2:59:32.360 Okay, people are telling you selling Steve. No, but I 2:59:32.400 --> 2:59:38.600 definitely have that, like very like one of those. Yes, 2:59:38.720 --> 2:59:40.840 the reason you guys started calling me stoner Jack, yeah, 2:59:40.879 --> 2:59:42.520 which I thought was a cool nickname, and you totally 2:59:42.520 --> 2:59:42.960 shit on it. 2:59:43.240 --> 2:59:44.800 Well, yeah, you know, I didn't have a career at 2:59:44.800 --> 2:59:47.160 the time, so that's pretty so you go back to 2:59:47.200 --> 2:59:48.040 be stoner Jack now. 2:59:48.360 --> 2:59:50.480 No, I'm I know your milk hunter Jack. 2:59:51.560 --> 2:59:53.680 You guys just are just trying to destore my career 2:59:53.680 --> 2:59:54.760 at all times, and that's okay. 2:59:57.760 --> 2:59:58.360 Did I really no? 2:59:58.520 --> 3:00:00.400 No, no, no, but I thought of one and it 3:00:00.640 --> 3:00:02.240 is is breaking my heart. 3:00:02.840 --> 3:00:06.360 That's not your tier three. Yeah, I put my fist down. 3:00:06.440 --> 3:00:09.199 No, I'm very upset. I'm very upset about it. Okay, 3:00:09.240 --> 3:00:10.640 so arrested development for Jackie. 3:00:12.200 --> 3:00:14.560 I'm kind of confused that this is a sitcom. But 3:00:14.879 --> 3:00:17.280 Eastbounding Down is going to be my Tier two? 3:00:17.920 --> 3:00:20.360 Does that count? That could sing? 3:00:22.600 --> 3:00:24.039 I think you would put that in because they're both 3:00:24.080 --> 3:00:24.920 single camp shows. 3:00:25.080 --> 3:00:28.600 Okay, single camp Yeah, it's like on HBO, right, Yeah, 3:00:28.800 --> 3:00:30.039 those entourage. 3:00:29.879 --> 3:00:32.160 I mean sitcom to me, you gotta be on cable television. 3:00:32.280 --> 3:00:37.039 Well, yeah, you're right. That was bad that I'm saying. 3:00:37.280 --> 3:00:39.800 If you have the HBO channel, it's on you to 3:00:39.920 --> 3:00:45.920 be if you're rich. That's that's why I'm confused. It's 3:00:45.959 --> 3:00:47.440 thirty minute if you want to you want to say, 3:00:47.440 --> 3:00:48.840 say it's gonna be thirty minutes or less. 3:00:49.560 --> 3:00:52.080 Oh if it is, eastbounding down is one of the 3:00:52.080 --> 3:00:53.080 funniest things I've ever seen. 3:00:53.120 --> 3:00:55.959 So it's righteous Gemstone. Why, I'm like, that's you don't 3:00:55.959 --> 3:01:02.000 want to get in area? Yeah yeah, I never yeah. 3:01:02.000 --> 3:01:04.320 Here, I think it should be the thirty minutes or less, 3:01:04.440 --> 3:01:06.439 and it should be on cable television. 3:01:05.959 --> 3:01:09.000 Where everybody can enjoy it. Yeah, we had the channels. Okay, yes, 3:01:09.320 --> 3:01:11.120 all right, so that's tough. We're gonna we're gonna take 3:01:11.120 --> 3:01:13.240 it away from you. We're gonna take it away from Garrett. Oh, 3:01:13.400 --> 3:01:17.040 we'll put his fist down. Do you want us to 3:01:17.040 --> 3:01:20.720 come back to you? Yeah, okay, come back, that's fair. Okay, 3:01:20.840 --> 3:01:22.879 my tiers thirty minutes or less cable TV. 3:01:23.280 --> 3:01:26.800 My my my honorable mention because I didn't one was cheers, 3:01:27.320 --> 3:01:28.400 because I fucking love cheers. 3:01:28.440 --> 3:01:31.200 I watch that one too, That's a good one. This 3:01:31.400 --> 3:01:35.440 is unbelievable. Dude, Norm, Hey, what do you what do 3:01:35.520 --> 3:01:37.360 you saying? Hey, Norman's taking two cheeks and a couple 3:01:37.400 --> 3:01:40.160 of chins. Hand me a beer, Yeah, dude, every time 3:01:40.200 --> 3:01:40.760 he sat down. 3:01:41.200 --> 3:01:44.120 The best cold open of that show. It was one 3:01:44.160 --> 3:01:46.800 of one of the few they ever did outside. Norm 3:01:46.879 --> 3:01:52.280 standing outside and and I think Woody. Woody comes out 3:01:52.680 --> 3:01:54.200 and uh, He's like, oh what are you doing? 3:01:54.560 --> 3:01:54.680 Wait? 3:01:54.680 --> 3:01:56.880 Wait wait wait, and then this car drives by and 3:01:57.000 --> 3:02:00.240 Hanks and Norm waves. He goes, oh, who was that. 3:02:00.320 --> 3:02:03.320 He's like, it's my wife. It was our anniversary today, 3:02:03.440 --> 3:02:04.480 and it goes back downstairs. 3:02:04.600 --> 3:02:07.080 That's the opening. It was fu brilliant. Yeah, so that's 3:02:07.120 --> 3:02:09.199 my autible mention. But my Tier two. 3:02:10.560 --> 3:02:13.640 It's a curveball, but it's the British Office. 3:02:14.480 --> 3:02:14.640 Who. 3:02:14.920 --> 3:02:19.840 British Office is the greatest single cam show done. It 3:02:19.959 --> 3:02:24.640 was so popular it created It basically gave license to 3:02:25.800 --> 3:02:31.760 Dirty Rock, all of them. They all copied that style 3:02:32.360 --> 3:02:35.440 and it was on BBC two and Rachel Jervis did 3:02:35.480 --> 3:02:39.640 it on nothing of a budget. The whole stilted camera 3:02:39.800 --> 3:02:41.720 in the back they all ripped off of it. The 3:02:41.959 --> 3:02:45.039 American Office I enjoyed, but the British Office, nothing will 3:02:45.080 --> 3:02:48.760 touch it. It's so uncomfortable. It's so fucking great. Ricky 3:02:48.840 --> 3:02:51.160 Gervais is a genius in that show. If you've never 3:02:51.240 --> 3:02:54.160 seen it, watch there are only six episodes a season, 3:02:54.240 --> 3:02:57.040 by the way over in England, so there's three seasons. 3:02:57.560 --> 3:02:59.040 It's like eighteen episodes. 3:02:59.360 --> 3:03:02.440 They and to his point when he when he's when 3:03:02.480 --> 3:03:04.880 he saw Steve Carell get the award at the Emmys, 3:03:05.320 --> 3:03:08.320 he said, ours was only three seasons and only like 3:03:08.400 --> 3:03:12.160 eighteen episodes. He said, uh, quality over quantity. And I 3:03:12.280 --> 3:03:14.680 do agree with that sentiment though, because they jammed. That 3:03:14.920 --> 3:03:18.400 show is so rock solid. There's no fat on those shows. 3:03:18.560 --> 3:03:19.200 It's great. 3:03:19.680 --> 3:03:22.360 Damn now the way you put it and have me 3:03:22.480 --> 3:03:23.800 agree with you a little bit, I don't know how 3:03:23.800 --> 3:03:25.920 that's going to be received. It's fine. 3:03:25.959 --> 3:03:27.960 But because the Office, you don't have Revere here, the 3:03:28.000 --> 3:03:30.160 British Office, you don't have the Office. You don't have 3:03:30.240 --> 3:03:32.560 any of those single camp shows that were to arrested development, 3:03:32.920 --> 3:03:35.160 none of it unless you have the British Office. 3:03:36.040 --> 3:03:37.879 I love that, and I love that you stick your 3:03:37.920 --> 3:03:38.680 flave ball on the ground. 3:03:38.879 --> 3:03:41.880 From Christopher guest because of the mockumentary's spinal tap was 3:03:41.920 --> 3:03:45.439 so influential to him, he wanted to make the mockumentary 3:03:45.480 --> 3:03:48.879 of being in a shitty office in you know, working 3:03:48.920 --> 3:03:50.199 class England's pretty outstanding. 3:03:52.920 --> 3:03:55.800 I'm absolutely sick, bro, I'm sick too because I just 3:03:55.840 --> 3:03:56.240 thought it too. 3:03:56.320 --> 3:03:59.800 I'm absolutely sick to my stomach that I can only 3:03:59.840 --> 3:04:03.120 say two more because I have three, like a true three. 3:04:03.840 --> 3:04:05.200 The fact that I've already said it to your three 3:04:05.200 --> 3:04:06.280 and I've said an honorable mention. 3:04:06.400 --> 3:04:10.400 It's like my baby girl. I know my number one, 3:04:10.560 --> 3:04:11.240 I know my number one. 3:04:11.680 --> 3:04:20.240 I could puke. This might not be well received by 3:04:20.320 --> 3:04:23.080 you guys, but I would like to ask if I 3:04:23.120 --> 3:04:27.760 can bump. It's okay. If it's no, it's okay. If 3:04:27.800 --> 3:04:28.840 I promise, it's okay. 3:04:28.760 --> 3:04:33.119 Being dry yet, or I put my down. You did, 3:04:33.200 --> 3:04:33.800 you did, you did? 3:04:34.160 --> 3:04:35.680 But hands are literally sweating. 3:04:36.840 --> 3:04:39.480 Dude the same, But I am lost right now. Okay, 3:04:39.720 --> 3:04:44.959 here's the deal. We all got to vote. I'll go first. 3:04:45.000 --> 3:04:48.440 I think that's okay. I really appreciate that. I really 3:04:48.480 --> 3:04:52.440 do appreciate that. Over. You're gonna start over, no, no, no, 3:04:52.840 --> 3:04:54.840 for will to bump his three for me? To knock 3:04:54.920 --> 3:04:57.480 my knock three and he's got two honorable mentions. Now, 3:04:57.680 --> 3:05:07.920 so well, I yeah, such a fucking loser. We will 3:05:07.959 --> 3:05:11.440 not allow that with you. Why vote against the boys? 3:05:13.520 --> 3:05:15.160 You should don't ask the DA vote and they're gonnavote 3:05:15.160 --> 3:05:18.720 against you. I need to buy my three two. But hey, Jack, 3:05:18.720 --> 3:05:24.080 you want to shivarado? Come on? I say yes, JP, 3:05:24.200 --> 3:05:26.320 I would say, yeah, yeah, why not, I appreciate. Okay, 3:05:26.360 --> 3:05:29.400 that's two. I say no. 3:05:30.200 --> 3:05:33.200 I say no, we got we got the people on 3:05:33.280 --> 3:05:33.560 the show. 3:05:33.640 --> 3:05:37.560 They they're votes. Oh really, you guys, it was like 3:05:37.640 --> 3:05:42.960 double that's crazy votes. Oh, Dictator Willie, dude, Yeah, Dictator 3:05:43.040 --> 3:05:47.560 will We're gonna let I agree. Let's go, baby, it 3:05:47.720 --> 3:05:48.720 benefits me. Let's go. 3:05:49.400 --> 3:05:50.920 We can't let the prisoners ron the yard. 3:05:54.040 --> 3:05:56.120 Boys. I'm not going from having a great time my 3:05:56.200 --> 3:06:00.480 dan get relationships. Sounds like it wasn't. Oh oh god, 3:06:02.360 --> 3:06:06.000 all right, So Willie give us your two honorable mentions 3:06:06.040 --> 3:06:06.840 and your tier three. 3:06:06.840 --> 3:06:10.160 My two honorable mentions. Like, I'm sad we had to 3:06:10.200 --> 3:06:13.200 bump friends. I do think we really we really did. 3:06:14.640 --> 3:06:14.840 Yes? 3:06:15.120 --> 3:06:18.039 Oh wow, I'm not adding like another honorable mention in there. Okay, 3:06:18.080 --> 3:06:19.480 I just I have my three. 3:06:19.680 --> 3:06:22.520 Yea, my Tier three is gonna take everybody for everybody's 3:06:22.520 --> 3:06:25.640 gonna be like huh. But when I really started to 3:06:27.240 --> 3:06:29.400 fall in love with the idea of knowing that it 3:06:29.480 --> 3:06:32.040 was a sitcom. It happened for me in college when 3:06:32.040 --> 3:06:34.480 I would binge this show because my brother Cody shout out, Cody, 3:06:34.520 --> 3:06:36.680 all the free shoutouts to the little bro put me 3:06:36.800 --> 3:06:40.160 on this show, and it is How I Met your Mother? 3:06:40.480 --> 3:06:42.400 How I Met Your Mother's one of my favorite shows 3:06:42.600 --> 3:06:44.880 of all time. I just I thoroughly enjoyed it. It 3:06:45.000 --> 3:06:47.600 was one of the first shows I've been binge watched. 3:06:48.760 --> 3:06:50.160 I think the pub at the bottom of will sas 3:06:50.240 --> 3:06:52.119 So actually makes an appearance in How I Met Your Mother? 3:06:52.720 --> 3:06:54.160 But what's the big Dog's name? 3:06:54.200 --> 3:06:54.320 From? 3:06:54.360 --> 3:06:59.080 How from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yeah, Jason Stiegel, Like, I 3:06:59.200 --> 3:07:03.800 love all the characters there, I'm standing. 3:07:03.879 --> 3:07:05.840 I'm sticking with that. I really love How I Met 3:07:05.840 --> 3:07:08.200 Your Mother. That is my Tier through friends. Yeah, and 3:07:08.320 --> 3:07:10.560 it's wild too, because without friends, how much your Mother 3:07:10.640 --> 3:07:11.120 is not happening? 3:07:11.240 --> 3:07:11.360 Right? 3:07:11.600 --> 3:07:14.360 I agree with so thepremacist YouTube of the office. It's 3:07:14.600 --> 3:07:17.000 the opposite. So I don't hate it, though, I think 3:07:17.040 --> 3:07:19.320 how much your Mother is a phenomenal film. But I'm 3:07:19.360 --> 3:07:21.160 not mad at you at all. Okay, good deal. I 3:07:21.400 --> 3:07:24.480 really I needed that, truthfully, But gonna have everything I 3:07:24.560 --> 3:07:25.000 get ship on. 3:07:25.120 --> 3:07:27.440 I don't go back and watch Friends for the second 3:07:27.520 --> 3:07:31.039 time without binging How I Met Your Mother. Like Friends, 3:07:31.040 --> 3:07:32.200 I was just kind of watched pradically. 3:07:32.240 --> 3:07:34.160 I never kept up with it, like to where it 3:07:34.280 --> 3:07:38.040 was like in syncret in sequence or chronological order. But 3:07:38.360 --> 3:07:40.120 when Cody put me on How I Met Your Mother, 3:07:40.160 --> 3:07:41.200 and I watched that all the way through and I 3:07:41.320 --> 3:07:43.640 fucking loved it. That made me go back and watch 3:07:43.760 --> 3:07:46.119 chronologically the Friends. 3:07:46.600 --> 3:07:48.600 So Friends wouldn't be there without now. 3:07:48.760 --> 3:07:50.320 One thing I don't like about how Much Your Mother 3:07:50.480 --> 3:07:53.440 is it's kind of everyone has their own character development, 3:07:53.520 --> 3:07:55.959 but it's really based around Buddy, what's that dude's name? 3:07:56.360 --> 3:07:57.960 The main guy? And how much mother? Since it's your 3:07:57.959 --> 3:07:59.680 tier three, you should know. But I'm more in love 3:07:59.720 --> 3:08:03.000 with like Barney. Yeah, Barney's ane. Yeah, fucking Barney was 3:08:03.000 --> 3:08:05.560 all the time you're talking about Ted, Ted. I think 3:08:05.600 --> 3:08:07.640 Ted was kind of a bit because after a couple 3:08:07.680 --> 3:08:09.600 of seasons, you're like, you kind of just he's kind 3:08:09.640 --> 3:08:12.760 of like the Ross. Yeah, and it's like always. He 3:08:12.879 --> 3:08:14.760 kind of annoyed me after a while for sure, and 3:08:14.879 --> 3:08:18.400 I thought Barney kept it going. Jason Steegele that's his name, right, Yeah, 3:08:18.600 --> 3:08:22.240 he did Stiegel. He did a fantastic job too. Okay, 3:08:23.200 --> 3:08:25.400 my Friends is now bumped, and I think yours was 3:08:25.480 --> 3:08:27.840 more well received. Mine will not be well received. 3:08:28.160 --> 3:08:32.160 Oh yeah, we need your two. So my tier two 3:08:32.879 --> 3:08:34.240 is that seventies show. 3:08:35.040 --> 3:08:37.520 That seventy show was the first show I would literally 3:08:37.600 --> 3:08:40.120 go home after high school every day and watch. It 3:08:40.200 --> 3:08:42.640 didn't matter which one was on. All of the characters 3:08:42.720 --> 3:08:47.760 that I love them, red Foreman, Eric Foreman, Kelso Hyde, Jackie, 3:08:48.080 --> 3:08:51.040 I love Donna, I loved them all. Dude, they sit 3:08:51.080 --> 3:08:53.400 in the circle understanding they're all getting high, but they're 3:08:53.440 --> 3:08:53.720 not like. 3:08:54.240 --> 3:08:55.920 You know, they're implying. 3:08:58.120 --> 3:08:59.920 Behind him. I love Eric. 3:09:00.000 --> 3:09:01.840 I'm gonna put my foot in your ass. A tough love. 3:09:02.040 --> 3:09:05.560 Just the basement vibe. Yeah, mom's an alcoholic. Yeah yeah yeah. 3:09:05.600 --> 3:09:07.640 That seventy show is like the first sitcom that I 3:09:07.800 --> 3:09:09.840 just would watch over and over every day. 3:09:11.600 --> 3:09:16.920 Phenomenal. Thanks man, So my Friends is now bumped. Boys, 3:09:16.959 --> 3:09:18.640 I'm sorry for being true the way you have today. 3:09:18.840 --> 3:09:20.480 Just know, although I agree with Will, I don't agree 3:09:20.520 --> 3:09:28.240 with how he handled it. My Tier three we good 3:09:28.280 --> 3:09:30.480 out here, boys, We're straight. You know what I'm saying. 3:09:30.520 --> 3:09:33.240 I'll get you guys back one of these days. Uh. 3:09:33.560 --> 3:09:35.640 My Tier three has not been seen by a lot 3:09:35.680 --> 3:09:37.120 of people. And I Will, I've tried to put you 3:09:37.240 --> 3:09:40.680 on the show so many times. I think it's phenomenal. 3:09:40.959 --> 3:09:44.640 The show is one long run on sentence. It's based 3:09:44.680 --> 3:09:47.760 in Canada. It's a small tiny town of five thousand 3:09:47.800 --> 3:09:52.800 people of Christian Hicks, hockey players and skids. The dynamic 3:09:52.920 --> 3:09:56.160 is unbelievable. And the spinoff I think I would have 3:09:56.200 --> 3:09:58.080 put it my Tier Talk, but it's only been one season, 3:09:58.280 --> 3:10:00.800 but it fires me. The fuck up show is Letter Kenny. 3:10:01.720 --> 3:10:05.400 I think that show is so funny. The chirps is 3:10:05.680 --> 3:10:08.760 the way people. I fucking love that show. I think 3:10:08.760 --> 3:10:11.959 it's unreal. It's there's a and then in that show, 3:10:12.160 --> 3:10:14.720 which will eventually probably become In my Tears, is a 3:10:14.760 --> 3:10:16.920 show called Shorzy, which is a spinoff of a character 3:10:17.000 --> 3:10:19.560 on that show. Joresy's a hockey player. You never see 3:10:19.600 --> 3:10:23.320 his face. Jared Keizo, who is the writer and director 3:10:23.360 --> 3:10:25.880 of that show, plays the main the main one of 3:10:25.920 --> 3:10:29.160 the main characters who's quote unquote hick. He also plays 3:10:29.280 --> 3:10:31.560 Shortzy as a hockey player, but you never see his 3:10:31.640 --> 3:10:33.840 face the whole time, and all he does is just chirp. 3:10:34.160 --> 3:10:36.840 They made a spin off where Jered Keyso's face is 3:10:36.920 --> 3:10:40.000 now seen and they're in this shitty place in Canada 3:10:40.040 --> 3:10:43.800 where they're playing like senior a hockey and it is Buddy. 3:10:43.800 --> 3:10:46.560 If you like hockey, you will fucking love the show. 3:10:47.400 --> 3:10:49.720 Taylor really does the first shows to put me on 3:10:49.760 --> 3:10:54.240 it all the time. I just it is so genuinely funny. 3:10:54.720 --> 3:10:57.240 I love it. I absolutely love it. I'll check it out. Yeah, 3:10:57.280 --> 3:10:59.400 Letter Kenny's great, but you're gonna love Shorts. He's only 3:10:59.440 --> 3:11:02.720 six episodes. They're fast paced. They move like it's going 3:11:02.800 --> 3:11:05.520 and going and going. Where is it? Uh, it's finding 3:11:05.600 --> 3:11:08.000 on who? I can't put it in there. It's on Hulu. 3:11:08.640 --> 3:11:10.480 I was wondering if it was on Like, it's not 3:11:10.560 --> 3:11:11.800 on cable. I can't put him in there. 3:11:12.320 --> 3:11:17.600 Oh, it's crazy. It was just intercepted himself. That's yeah. 3:11:17.680 --> 3:11:19.080 I threw the ball and I ran and caught it. 3:11:19.400 --> 3:11:22.240 That was pretty impressive of me. It's on Hulu. I 3:11:22.280 --> 3:11:23.920 wish you didn't ask that because then that I could 3:11:23.920 --> 3:11:25.080 have got away. It's all right, it would have been 3:11:25.080 --> 3:11:27.120 found out eventually. Maybe you can have that like in 3:11:27.280 --> 3:11:31.640 Canada you Crave TV, which is their Hulu. Oh okay, 3:11:31.959 --> 3:11:33.080 I thought it was on like CBC. 3:11:33.400 --> 3:11:35.040 Maybe you can put it as your honorable mention and 3:11:35.080 --> 3:11:36.680 keep their friends with It's just so it gets its 3:11:36.800 --> 3:11:39.320 love and then you obviously explained it on social media. 3:11:39.400 --> 3:11:42.240 I'm gonnaed that whole letter Canny thing cut up. I'm 3:11:42.240 --> 3:11:44.039 trying to get on that show. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, 3:11:44.080 --> 3:11:47.360 I'm trying to get on that show. But yeah, what 3:11:47.440 --> 3:11:50.400 a fantastic show and Shorty's unbelievable. You you will absolutely 3:11:50.440 --> 3:11:51.920 love it, Garrett, What would you have bumped? 3:11:52.920 --> 3:11:53.040 Oh? 3:11:53.440 --> 3:11:56.400 I had to do right here too. Now Friends is 3:11:56.440 --> 3:11:59.000 back in my tier three? Is that what we're saying? Well, 3:11:59.200 --> 3:12:00.800 it'll be on the grind All, be on the graphic. 3:12:02.320 --> 3:12:05.520 We'll give you Letter k Yeah, that's fine. You do 3:12:05.640 --> 3:12:08.440 love according to according to you, they don't count, So 3:12:09.360 --> 3:12:11.080 I would say I would vote yes with them on 3:12:11.200 --> 3:12:12.320 Letter Kenny. Let me keep it. 3:12:14.600 --> 3:12:22.520 Nope, Cray, letter Kenny is let it. Oh he's abouting 3:12:22.560 --> 3:12:24.680 down love it, dude. I could sit there and watch 3:12:24.959 --> 3:12:28.360 the Will Farrel bloopers every fucking day. 3:12:28.840 --> 3:12:32.360 Two pumps for one. Yeah, that is just so funny. Okay, anyway, 3:12:32.840 --> 3:12:36.320 that's my Tier three. Let the boy watch my tier two. 3:12:37.640 --> 3:12:41.400 We're on the same way today. That seventy show, I 3:12:41.760 --> 3:12:44.440 just like will I would come home. That is the 3:12:44.520 --> 3:12:47.440 first time I fell in love with. Like your celebrity crush, 3:12:47.480 --> 3:12:50.480 And who's your celebrity clush Kate Winslow Winslow or Win's 3:12:50.560 --> 3:12:53.720 let Winslow. I know she's on that seventy show from 3:12:53.800 --> 3:12:55.960 Titanic the first moooves I saw. She was the first 3:12:56.000 --> 3:12:58.080 mooves I saw, and that really whoa, this is what 3:12:58.160 --> 3:13:01.080 the world's like. That's incredible. The first girl I fell 3:13:01.120 --> 3:13:05.880 in love with was Jackie. Oh my god, she was. 3:13:06.400 --> 3:13:08.760 Mila Kunez has since then been my celebrity crush. Don't 3:13:08.800 --> 3:13:11.640 care how old she gets. She's just outstanding in my opinion. 3:13:11.640 --> 3:13:14.200 I hope I never meet her. I hope I never do. Yeah, 3:13:14.200 --> 3:13:16.200 I don't want to get let down, you know, I don't. 3:13:16.240 --> 3:13:17.440 I don't. I don't want to be let down. 3:13:17.720 --> 3:13:20.359 Isn't it fucking awesome that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. 3:13:20.160 --> 3:13:25.039 Got married and I love Ashton. I fucking love Ashton Kutcher, 3:13:25.320 --> 3:13:30.400 the whole dynamic between everybody. It's just it's outstanding, dude, it's. 3:13:30.400 --> 3:13:33.480 Such a great show. That seventy show is my Tier two. 3:13:34.640 --> 3:13:36.400 Get out of these. I'm proud of all these. Right now, 3:13:37.080 --> 3:13:38.000 what would you want to bump? 3:13:41.720 --> 3:13:44.520 I'm gonna need to bump that seventy show to two 3:13:45.160 --> 3:13:49.120 and do three. Now, okay, if that three, well, it 3:13:49.240 --> 3:13:51.360 was that seventy show and then I did Eastbound and Down. 3:13:51.480 --> 3:13:52.720 Y'all said no for some reason. 3:13:52.720 --> 3:13:54.600 He said no. He said no, Will said no. 3:13:55.840 --> 3:13:56.680 The second time around. 3:13:57.080 --> 3:14:02.920 I haven't done it yet, okay, proheed, all right. 3:14:02.920 --> 3:14:05.320 So now that I'm bumping that seventies show to two, 3:14:05.480 --> 3:14:07.560 my Tier three is gonna be two and a half. 3:14:07.680 --> 3:14:07.800 Men. 3:14:08.440 --> 3:14:10.960 M that was one that I felt like I was 3:14:11.080 --> 3:14:13.720 young and didn't understand. But I've gone back and watched him, 3:14:13.840 --> 3:14:15.800 and it's just I don't know why, but it makes 3:14:15.840 --> 3:14:16.920 me laugh so hard. 3:14:17.720 --> 3:14:19.840 It's a random one, but it's one that like, I 3:14:19.920 --> 3:14:22.160 didn't really watch a bunch, but it's one of those. 3:14:24.440 --> 3:14:29.680 All right, all right, boys, all right? The tier one 3:14:30.000 --> 3:14:35.000 at number one, My Tier one is fresh Prince of 3:14:35.080 --> 3:14:35.480 bel Air. 3:14:36.840 --> 3:14:37.240 They got it. 3:14:37.320 --> 3:14:40.760 All in there, And it's especially the scene when his 3:14:40.920 --> 3:14:43.200 dad is going to take him on a trip and 3:14:43.320 --> 3:14:45.840 then his dad bails at the last moment and he's. 3:14:45.800 --> 3:14:48.480 Crying with uncle Phil. You know what, I don't need him. 3:14:48.720 --> 3:14:50.640 I taught myself how to drive, tell myself how to 3:14:50.680 --> 3:14:54.600 shoot a basketball. Hell with him? Why he don't love me? Man? 3:14:54.800 --> 3:14:58.119 Oh yeah, you're one. 3:14:58.520 --> 3:14:59.040 We're one. 3:14:59.240 --> 3:15:02.640 Jazz carl And and Viv and Viv spoke at our 3:15:02.720 --> 3:15:07.359 graduation in college as well, So through one fresh prince, that's. 3:15:07.160 --> 3:15:09.200 A good one. Uh to me. 3:15:09.440 --> 3:15:11.560 The office that is God tears, so it doesn't deserve 3:15:11.600 --> 3:15:14.080 to be on the list. And I agree with Steve 3:15:14.160 --> 3:15:17.720 with the the UK Office really setting the the playing 3:15:17.760 --> 3:15:18.600 field for everyone. 3:15:19.000 --> 3:15:23.039 But I think the officers, God, no, don't be talking. Well, 3:15:23.120 --> 3:15:24.320 don't you fucking talk like that. 3:15:25.080 --> 3:15:27.960 But my number one, and this probably won't catch one 3:15:28.040 --> 3:15:31.840 of eyes, but for me, it's workaholics, workaholics. 3:15:33.440 --> 3:15:37.560 For me, it's my guilty pleasure show. I put it on. 3:15:38.640 --> 3:15:40.880 I just stood on the background and just let it play. 3:15:41.720 --> 3:15:47.240 So yeah, number one, tier one workolics. Damn, I bro 3:15:48.440 --> 3:15:49.880 I knew I was gonna get this is gonna happen. 3:15:49.959 --> 3:15:52.959 This is why I like the last My number one 3:15:53.840 --> 3:15:57.200 is also Workaholics, like it is like where I get 3:15:57.240 --> 3:16:00.760 my humor. It's just it's done every thing I've needed 3:16:00.800 --> 3:16:03.520 it to do, and you just put it on repeat. 3:16:04.080 --> 3:16:06.720 I think I'm on season four again for like the 3:16:07.040 --> 3:16:09.160 twentieth it's just so good. 3:16:10.680 --> 3:16:14.920 That's fucking Obviously that wasn't received the same way Garrett, 3:16:14.920 --> 3:16:17.240 but you know, he just said it. So that's the 3:16:17.360 --> 3:16:18.360 phenomenal picks. Boys. 3:16:19.400 --> 3:16:21.760 I'm a little insulted. No one puts Sullivan and Son 3:16:21.840 --> 3:16:23.120 in any of their top three? 3:16:25.760 --> 3:16:26.440 Is that your tier one? 3:16:26.680 --> 3:16:26.720 No? 3:16:26.840 --> 3:16:29.400 No, no, it was all my own show and it's 3:16:29.440 --> 3:16:33.920 not in my top three, My top one, my tier 3:16:34.000 --> 3:16:37.560 one Married with Children. I fucking love Married with Children. 3:16:37.720 --> 3:16:42.640 And you got to remember, at a time sitcoms very traditional, right. 3:16:42.760 --> 3:16:44.800 It was The Cosby Show. It was kind of great 3:16:44.840 --> 3:16:48.000 shoe yeah, it cheers. But then you got Fox, this 3:16:48.240 --> 3:16:51.320 brand new network that's coming out, and they put this 3:16:51.400 --> 3:16:54.920 sitcom on where they just said anything they fucking want. 3:16:55.240 --> 3:16:56.840 That show was almost like the Internet. 3:16:56.879 --> 3:16:59.840 Before the Internet, you have characters saying things that are 3:17:00.080 --> 3:17:04.879 outlandish and insulting and and making like a mockery caricatures 3:17:04.959 --> 3:17:07.119 of like your your typical housewife. 3:17:07.160 --> 3:17:08.440 PEG's constantly smoking. 3:17:08.760 --> 3:17:10.880 Al Bundy's got his hand in his pants and he 3:17:11.000 --> 3:17:13.440 just wants to read Biggins or go to go to 3:17:13.520 --> 3:17:16.320 the go to Biggins the strip club with his group 3:17:16.400 --> 3:17:18.680 of guys and the neighbors, and they treat their kids 3:17:18.760 --> 3:17:21.480 like shit, and the kids treat their parents like shit. 3:17:21.600 --> 3:17:24.680 You'd never seen anything like it before. I fucking love 3:17:24.760 --> 3:17:25.119 that show. 3:17:25.200 --> 3:17:27.280 And Ed O'Neil in that show is the I mean 3:17:27.320 --> 3:17:31.040 when he's in the shoe store and and and like 3:17:31.160 --> 3:17:33.480 women are coming out, like big obese women taking their 3:17:33.520 --> 3:17:35.879 sh and he's shitting on them and making fun of them, like, oh, 3:17:36.000 --> 3:17:38.000 keep your shoe on, please get out of like you know, 3:17:38.160 --> 3:17:39.400 he had so many great lines. 3:17:39.520 --> 3:17:42.040 I live and die by that show. If that show's 3:17:42.080 --> 3:17:43.520 ever on, I just I don't move. 3:17:43.600 --> 3:17:44.680 I love it. It's great. 3:17:45.080 --> 3:17:47.160 Yeah, I never watched it. You've never seen it. 3:17:48.600 --> 3:17:49.280 Have you guys seen Mary? 3:17:49.520 --> 3:17:51.640 But I love the way you explain it. Holy shit, 3:17:51.720 --> 3:17:53.520 I could listen to you talk about anything. 3:17:53.800 --> 3:17:57.360 He he the lines in that show, the caricatures of 3:17:57.800 --> 3:18:03.160 like it's really it's like it's about masculinity because al 3:18:03.320 --> 3:18:07.160 Bundy is like your typical American male. He wants to 3:18:07.240 --> 3:18:09.680 drink beer. He his wife annoys it. Every time his 3:18:09.760 --> 3:18:11.640 wife wants sex. He's got a line He's like, peg, 3:18:11.959 --> 3:18:14.120 I'd rather do X y Z than have sex with you. 3:18:14.440 --> 3:18:18.000 And it's and his daughter's a whoreror. Christina Applegate's an 3:18:18.040 --> 3:18:21.000 an absolute horror hey, which makes that seventies show a 3:18:21.040 --> 3:18:23.440 good one too. The sister, yeah, the sister, Yeah. Ted 3:18:23.480 --> 3:18:27.480 Bundy's not Ted Bunny. But but Bundy's always jerking off. 3:18:28.040 --> 3:18:31.160 There's all these masturbations. It's like again, like you got it. 3:18:31.240 --> 3:18:33.240 It's like a time caps some time. You'd never seen 3:18:33.280 --> 3:18:36.240 anything like it. But they still hold up if if 3:18:36.320 --> 3:18:39.000 you get a chance, watch an episode in the middle 3:18:39.160 --> 3:18:41.560 of like their runs the first season or two, they 3:18:41.600 --> 3:18:43.560 were still defining their voice as a show. 3:18:44.120 --> 3:18:47.760 But it is hilarious, laugh out loud lines that writer's 3:18:47.879 --> 3:18:49.320 room must have been like. 3:18:50.000 --> 3:18:51.520 I don't think they ever were like, oh you can't 3:18:51.560 --> 3:18:54.120 do that, that's too far, Like that's how crazy the 3:18:54.200 --> 3:18:54.960 lines were on that show. 3:18:55.600 --> 3:18:56.480 Now Mary has. 3:18:56.400 --> 3:18:58.600 Children is the dad on that show? Is he the grandpa? 3:18:58.640 --> 3:18:59.280 And Modern Family? 3:18:59.400 --> 3:19:02.080 Yes, okay, that's okay, and what a great as well 3:19:02.160 --> 3:19:06.000 Modern family who totally different characters. He is h he's great. 3:19:06.200 --> 3:19:08.640 That shows awesome. The dad and modern family is also phenomenal, 3:19:09.080 --> 3:19:12.480 all time character all treed with children. You never heard 3:19:12.480 --> 3:19:14.520 of married with children? I haven't, dude, when I was 3:19:14.800 --> 3:19:16.560 when I was in middle school. Now, when I was 3:19:16.600 --> 3:19:19.199 in middle school, I got grounded from uh not middle school, 3:19:19.200 --> 3:19:21.400 elementary school. I had grounded from my cartoons. I wasn't 3:19:21.400 --> 3:19:24.640 allowed to watch cartoons. So on Channel fifty one there 3:19:24.720 --> 3:19:27.920 was TV Land, and tv Land played all the older ones. 3:19:28.360 --> 3:19:30.920 So I started watching Cosby Show, Married with Children, all 3:19:30.959 --> 3:19:32.160 that stuff. Dude, it was awesome. 3:19:32.280 --> 3:19:33.360 That show came out in eighty seven. 3:19:33.560 --> 3:19:36.320 Eighty seven ran for like I don't know when it 3:19:36.920 --> 3:19:38.959 must have gone. Your list might not play well on Twitter, 3:19:39.040 --> 3:19:46.920 but you might do numbers on Facebook. Good fun forty 3:19:46.959 --> 3:19:49.720 seven years old. I mean, I don't I own my age. 3:19:49.720 --> 3:19:52.360 I don't care that at least I'm not greats would be? 3:19:52.520 --> 3:19:55.000 I love Lucy? You know? Happy days? 3:19:55.440 --> 3:19:58.560 Yeah, dude, so my my two always Are you ready? 3:19:58.879 --> 3:19:59.039 Yeah? 3:19:59.080 --> 3:20:00.960 I'm ready for my I've been ex This was actually 3:20:01.000 --> 3:20:04.080 the one I thought about because I watched it so casually, 3:20:04.200 --> 3:20:05.400 and I think it is timeless. 3:20:05.600 --> 3:20:06.480 You're getting this. 3:20:07.800 --> 3:20:11.080 It's a shout to the Tiger Blood King himself. Charlie 3:20:11.120 --> 3:20:14.200 Sheen two and a half Men, that is number one. Yes, 3:20:14.720 --> 3:20:16.520 I can watch it. I still watch it. I watch 3:20:16.600 --> 3:20:19.320 it now when it's on, I go on Two and 3:20:19.320 --> 3:20:21.120 a half Men. It could be background noise. It is 3:20:21.200 --> 3:20:23.800 my favorite show. I was so sad when they stopped 3:20:23.840 --> 3:20:25.320 running him or they went into. 3:20:25.120 --> 3:20:25.840 The Ashton Kutcher. 3:20:25.920 --> 3:20:27.440 I didn't think that Two and a half Men was 3:20:27.480 --> 3:20:29.800 that good at all, But to Charlie Sheen, two and 3:20:29.840 --> 3:20:32.640 a half Men, dude is my favorite shit. I would 3:20:32.680 --> 3:20:34.680 watch it at it. I think it's timeless. I think 3:20:34.680 --> 3:20:36.480 I'll watch it forever as long as they're running them 3:20:36.480 --> 3:20:36.800 on TV. 3:20:36.920 --> 3:20:37.440 I'm watching it. 3:20:37.520 --> 3:20:38.160 Two and a half Men. 3:20:39.000 --> 3:20:40.880 You know, I was impressed the way you reacted when 3:20:40.920 --> 3:20:42.640 Two and a half Men was brought up. I do. 3:20:42.840 --> 3:20:45.120 I was like when he because Lookki Gertt took a 3:20:45.200 --> 3:20:48.040 couple from me. I think we know who's who's just 3:20:48.120 --> 3:20:48.680 making the list. 3:20:49.520 --> 3:20:51.520 What do you mean up there? Whose we're taking one? 3:20:51.640 --> 3:20:51.760 Right? 3:20:52.200 --> 3:20:54.440 Yeah, we're taking one from each for sure, like gar no, no, no, no, 3:20:54.520 --> 3:20:57.119 we're taking I thought we're taking one column like it's 3:20:57.160 --> 3:20:59.760 gonna be JP's callum Jack's column or Garrett's Calumn. 3:21:00.000 --> 3:21:01.400 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. 3:21:02.440 --> 3:21:04.160 Yeah, I thought it was gonna be one friend. Well 3:21:04.280 --> 3:21:05.640 when I the way I phrase it, that's how I 3:21:05.720 --> 3:21:07.680 was thinking. But we can do whatever you guys want. 3:21:08.280 --> 3:21:09.200 I'm going to do the person too. 3:21:09.560 --> 3:21:12.280 If you got called up, you're getting yeah, yeah, yeah, 3:21:12.320 --> 3:21:14.360 I'm getting. Sitting here, get listening to Garrett. I'm like, 3:21:14.560 --> 3:21:20.080 we could legit fucking watch TV together because even Yellowstone beautifully. 3:21:20.440 --> 3:21:20.640 Yeah. 3:21:22.320 --> 3:21:23.960 I think it's a way to say it too, like, yo, 3:21:24.680 --> 3:21:26.760 I could fucking watch TV with this motherfucker. 3:21:26.920 --> 3:21:27.840 Yeah, I don't really know. 3:21:28.040 --> 3:21:30.760 And we would have a great time not saying a 3:21:30.840 --> 3:21:32.680 word to each other and kind of like looking over 3:21:32.720 --> 3:21:33.920 each other like you like this too. 3:21:35.200 --> 3:21:36.959 That would be like, you know, you got a good 3:21:36.959 --> 3:21:38.520 friend too. When you sit in a room and just no, 3:21:38.640 --> 3:21:40.280 don't even talk. You don't have to talk, you have 3:21:40.320 --> 3:21:41.720 to do there's no like, hey, we got to say 3:21:41.760 --> 3:21:43.520 something to each other. You go and sit there and 3:21:43.560 --> 3:21:46.280 watch TV, stare your phones, and you're cool with it. Yeah, 3:21:46.280 --> 3:21:49.240 it's a friend right there. And eventually, like I think 3:21:49.280 --> 3:21:50.760 I'm gonna head home, you're like, all right, bro, man, 3:21:50.800 --> 3:21:52.280 we'll see you. Or if you're me, it's like come ons. 3:21:52.320 --> 3:21:55.760 Sait for ten more, ten more minutes, like we've done nothing. Yeah, 3:21:57.640 --> 3:21:59.640 that's a solid one. You know what I thought of too. 3:22:00.400 --> 3:22:01.800 I don't think you're gonna say it, so I just 3:22:01.959 --> 3:22:04.879 if I may, I have a third honorable mention fucking around. 3:22:06.920 --> 3:22:08.800 What I was thinking of is King of Queens. I 3:22:08.920 --> 3:22:10.520 really I always like enjoy that show. 3:22:10.920 --> 3:22:12.200 It was an enjoyable show. I don't think it was 3:22:12.240 --> 3:22:14.160 gonna make the tears. That wouldn't make the tears, but 3:22:14.280 --> 3:22:17.959 a good like you kind of grin and yeah, let 3:22:18.000 --> 3:22:21.520 me go see what Kevin James is said too. All right, 3:22:21.600 --> 3:22:25.840 my tier one. Uh, it got me right here because 3:22:25.879 --> 3:22:28.160 every single time I would watch a show having some 3:22:28.280 --> 3:22:30.320 girl problem. I don't know why, but if I was 3:22:30.360 --> 3:22:32.520 having some girl problems, vigue, was going through a breakup, 3:22:32.600 --> 3:22:34.000 or it was just a little down, I would put 3:22:34.040 --> 3:22:35.680 this show on. I would just watch it for hours. 3:22:36.040 --> 3:22:39.360 It made me feel so warm and fuzzy, watching the 3:22:39.440 --> 3:22:42.400 trials and tribulations of this young gentleman work through becoming 3:22:42.440 --> 3:22:45.880 a doctor, going through love, figuring out with people, what 3:22:46.000 --> 3:22:48.320 are we gonna do? Left and right? I will watch 3:22:48.360 --> 3:22:50.080 the show whenever it's on. You put it on now, 3:22:50.080 --> 3:22:52.080 and it's a little cheese. It's a little cheese if 3:22:52.120 --> 3:22:54.680 you put it on now. But it's so fire. And 3:22:54.840 --> 3:22:59.200 that show is Scrubs. I think that show is all 3:22:59.360 --> 3:23:06.360 fucking time my logan's favorite show. Really, I think that 3:23:06.480 --> 3:23:09.800 show is so good. Brown Bear my buddy. Well here's 3:23:09.800 --> 3:23:12.720 who he's named after, my nickname for him. But anyway, 3:23:12.920 --> 3:23:15.120 that's that brown Bear is on the show of Scrubs. 3:23:15.240 --> 3:23:18.520 Brown Bear, Yes, okay, JD is the main character. His 3:23:18.640 --> 3:23:22.320 best friend is brown Bear. Who's the p Yeah, who's 3:23:22.360 --> 3:23:26.960 Pete from Remember the Titans? His his character is unbelievable, 3:23:27.720 --> 3:23:29.760 but they just did there. That's an all time show. 3:23:29.840 --> 3:23:32.120 It warms my heart of every single time I watch it. 3:23:32.240 --> 3:23:37.080 I love it. The head doctor, Doctor Cox, his rants 3:23:37.200 --> 3:23:40.000 going in on JD was just all time dude. That 3:23:40.040 --> 3:23:42.720 guy's so fucking funny. I absolutely love that show. 3:23:43.520 --> 3:23:47.119 I'm no Golden Girls, not one mention of Golden Girl 3:23:47.120 --> 3:23:47.720 Olden Girls. 3:23:48.120 --> 3:23:50.400 You ever watch it, and I've never actually seen Golden 3:23:50.440 --> 3:23:50.840 Girls either. 3:23:51.040 --> 3:23:54.680 Really solid, pretty funny, holds up yeah really one of 3:23:54.680 --> 3:23:56.840 the one of the classics that you'll just be flipping 3:23:56.840 --> 3:23:59.840 through channels and it's on it Betty Betty White, Yeah, 3:24:00.280 --> 3:24:05.120 obay wipe the Arthur m Well, there a. 3:24:05.120 --> 3:24:06.800 Lot of great out there, but that's why it's tiered 3:24:06.879 --> 3:24:07.600 the sitcoms. 3:24:07.680 --> 3:24:11.600 I think also what helps the sitcom game is their songs, 3:24:12.320 --> 3:24:14.240 Like that intro song, like every time it comes on, 3:24:14.360 --> 3:24:18.840 you're like like I'm not hitting men men, But like 3:24:19.160 --> 3:24:21.600 the sitcoms songs like the intro songs were just. 3:24:22.160 --> 3:24:26.160 Perfect about God's Here. You know how we put Wedding 3:24:26.200 --> 3:24:29.400 Crashers at God's Here for our rom coms? If we 3:24:29.640 --> 3:24:32.000 all if our tier ones are all the same automatic 3:24:32.080 --> 3:24:34.960 God tier, and so that one goes and transcends, and 3:24:35.040 --> 3:24:37.160 then our tier twos become tier on tier threes too, 3:24:37.160 --> 3:24:39.680 and then we get one more, but honorable mention makes 3:24:39.720 --> 3:24:42.840 it up? How do we figure that out? Though? If 3:24:42.959 --> 3:24:45.240 that's how it's God's Here, dude, you know what I'm saying, 3:24:45.360 --> 3:24:47.240 it would be but we would all say say best 3:24:47.280 --> 3:24:49.680 rom comm and we'd all for us. I don't know 3:24:49.720 --> 3:24:51.320 what would be for you. I love, I don't know, 3:24:51.879 --> 3:24:55.240 I love this is the sitcom. But you know what 3:24:55.320 --> 3:24:56.959 I'm saying. You know the joke I'm trying to present 3:24:57.040 --> 3:24:57.600 to you right now. 3:24:57.800 --> 3:25:01.400 But Wedding Crashers was by far number one I'm. 3:25:01.320 --> 3:25:03.039 Just saying it slicked that. So who are you picking 3:25:03.080 --> 3:25:05.080 back there for the list? My vote would be Garrett. 3:25:05.160 --> 3:25:06.480 My vote is also Garrett. All right. 3:25:08.240 --> 3:25:10.920 Wow, this is the longest I've ever done, I've ever 3:25:11.040 --> 3:25:13.160 been on a podcast. It was fucking great. Thank you guys. 3:25:13.560 --> 3:25:15.200 How did you feel about the tier talk? Like, were 3:25:15.200 --> 3:25:16.480 you getting bored listening to us? 3:25:16.480 --> 3:25:18.879 Now? We were super into but I was kind of thinking, like. 3:25:18.920 --> 3:25:20.800 What I was like hearing is like the descement, like 3:25:20.879 --> 3:25:23.520 how you break it down and how you break down 3:25:23.879 --> 3:25:25.520 when you did the Friends rant, I was like, oh 3:25:25.560 --> 3:25:27.800 my god, I bet like if you took that sound 3:25:27.840 --> 3:25:30.720 clip and sent it to somebody that wrote on Friends, 3:25:31.160 --> 3:25:33.560 they'd be fucking like over the moon. It was so 3:25:33.720 --> 3:25:36.160 fun to see how you broke it down and then 3:25:36.280 --> 3:25:39.800 your your take on I think your third was really cool. 3:25:39.800 --> 3:25:42.880 I don't know, it's it's funny hear how people perceive 3:25:42.959 --> 3:25:44.200 the show and what it means to them. 3:25:44.640 --> 3:25:47.200 You know, I think I liked it. I had it fun. 3:25:47.400 --> 3:25:48.680 I think it's a great way to go to turn 3:25:48.720 --> 3:25:49.760 off your brain exactly. 3:25:49.879 --> 3:25:54.120 Yeah, that's a pro vibe. That's why it's funny. I 3:25:54.200 --> 3:25:56.200 was talking to the guys on practical jokers. That's why 3:25:56.240 --> 3:25:56.920 their show works. 3:25:57.000 --> 3:25:57.440 Do you know why? 3:25:57.760 --> 3:26:00.600 Because their their laugh is their laugh track, Yeah, which 3:26:00.640 --> 3:26:01.480 I never put together. 3:26:01.480 --> 3:26:04.080 I was like, that's fucking brilliant. Yeah, that's smart. That 3:26:04.200 --> 3:26:06.039 show is so damn funny. Now why did they break up? 3:26:06.120 --> 3:26:07.960 Are they done doing their thing? Or no? 3:26:08.800 --> 3:26:11.760 Three of them are still doing it. Joe just stepped away. 3:26:12.320 --> 3:26:13.720 I think he's you know, seems. 3:26:13.440 --> 3:26:14.400 Like we should have Joe on. 3:26:17.320 --> 3:26:19.920 Sounds like he got a big trifect ahead of you, 3:26:20.240 --> 3:26:22.000 Dane Cook, which will probably put that in the probably 3:26:22.040 --> 3:26:25.359 not category. The Vince fin will put in the probably category, 3:26:25.840 --> 3:26:27.480 and then Joe will We'll just see. We'll see how 3:26:27.480 --> 3:26:28.440 the rest of this conversation goes. 3:26:28.440 --> 3:26:30.560 So if Dane came out here to play, I'm sure 3:26:30.600 --> 3:26:32.680 he'd do it because he's doing a lot more podcasts. 3:26:32.800 --> 3:26:34.959 Vince sol I'm sure I'll talk to him next day 3:26:35.000 --> 3:26:37.000 or so, and then I'll talk to. 3:26:39.560 --> 3:26:41.480 Just you call. We take the phone really, Hey, Uh 3:26:42.000 --> 3:26:42.520 you want to come on? 3:26:43.920 --> 3:26:44.240 What's up? 3:26:44.280 --> 3:26:46.440 Sweetheart? Uh? 3:26:48.360 --> 3:26:50.560 I'm still sitting on the bus with Steve Burne, Taylor 3:26:50.560 --> 3:26:52.760 and all the boys. We are just now wrapping up. 3:26:53.959 --> 3:26:57.520 Hig your boy will be home as fast as possible. 3:27:01.920 --> 3:27:03.360 We just got down with our tear talk house were 3:27:03.520 --> 3:27:04.800 doing its root being a little nightmare. 3:27:09.640 --> 3:27:11.879 Man. Imagine being married to Will where like you think 3:27:11.879 --> 3:27:14.640 every conversation you have might be like recorded or tweeted 3:27:14.680 --> 3:27:17.920 about Charles. They're like, yeah, she's being fine. It's not 3:27:18.000 --> 3:27:23.359 that big of a deal. She's on a speakerphone right now, sitting. 3:27:23.200 --> 3:27:23.959 Here with Steven Taylor. 3:27:24.000 --> 3:27:27.280 She's like, okay, you know your things great, Yeah, stay 3:27:27.280 --> 3:27:29.320 as long as you want a text on the side. 3:27:30.520 --> 3:27:33.400 You know, I was fucking around right just for the audio, 3:27:33.680 --> 3:27:40.279 but all right, they I'll be home soon. Oh perfect, 3:27:40.480 --> 3:27:43.520 Well we'll order We'll order Uber Eats or Postmates. 3:27:44.360 --> 3:27:48.360 Where's your elbow so high? Alright's that thing doing up there? 3:27:48.680 --> 3:27:49.000 All right? 3:27:49.040 --> 3:27:50.720 Love? You see, all right, we'll talk to you. Letterswitty, 3:27:51.240 --> 3:27:54.280 you just go ahead, getting a lot of trash like that. 3:27:55.560 --> 3:27:59.520 My pitton a little bit. God, that dude can no pits. 3:28:00.280 --> 3:28:02.960 Dick can's fire. I want to give a quick shout out, 3:28:02.959 --> 3:28:07.680 real quick to Chevy Silverado. The vehicle that they made. 3:28:07.720 --> 3:28:09.520 They made an engine called the three fifty. That is 3:28:09.560 --> 3:28:12.600 what is a sitting inside that seventy six van. That 3:28:12.800 --> 3:28:16.480 van just traveled two three and fifty five miles. I 3:28:16.560 --> 3:28:19.240 had a hiccup, not because of the engine, but because 3:28:19.280 --> 3:28:22.000 of the gas pump and the carburetor broke. I got 3:28:22.040 --> 3:28:24.720 that fixed, that engine ran hard twenty two hours straight 3:28:24.840 --> 3:28:27.720 to get here. Yeah, you'll have to say that again 3:28:27.760 --> 3:28:30.560 for our intro next week. Absolutely, I will. I love that. 3:28:30.920 --> 3:28:33.400 I love how he says it, like we just do 3:28:33.520 --> 3:28:35.000 it through our bodies. Like I want to give a 3:28:35.040 --> 3:28:36.960 shout out to Chevy because well, yeah know when this 3:28:37.000 --> 3:28:40.480 one's gonna drop, like you'll you'll definitely be delivering this again. 3:28:40.640 --> 3:28:42.480 I got twenty minutes to talk about that show. 3:28:44.040 --> 3:28:45.640 I got to give a shout out to Saturn for 3:28:45.680 --> 3:28:48.200 the third door when I roll up to Zanies and 3:28:48.240 --> 3:28:51.120 I popped that third the girls, No, poon Town's open 3:28:51.160 --> 3:28:51.640 for business. 3:28:51.760 --> 3:28:55.320 So thank you to thank you to Saturn. Shout out 3:28:55.320 --> 3:28:58.080 Saturn psychic, no free, shoutouts of Saturn, no leap when 3:28:58.120 --> 3:28:58.600 he says. 3:29:00.320 --> 3:29:03.000 V fun man, I appreciate it, and again shout out 3:29:03.080 --> 3:29:06.080 your days for tickets recording all this stuff. 3:29:06.560 --> 3:29:10.800 August twenty seventh, Franklin Theater, filming for Amazon Prime seven, 3:29:10.959 --> 3:29:14.120 nine thirty pm. Joe Gatto directing. It's a It's just 3:29:14.360 --> 3:29:16.760 it's gonna be a fucking great hour special. I worked 3:29:16.760 --> 3:29:18.480 so hard on this, so thank you guys for having me, 3:29:18.520 --> 3:29:19.320 and thank you guys very much. 3:29:19.360 --> 3:29:20.280 We're gonna get tickets. 3:29:20.680 --> 3:29:24.560 Uh Franklin Theater, just God, whatever the fuck it is, 3:29:26.120 --> 3:29:28.200 or whatever the fuck it is. Dot com frankslist you 3:29:28.240 --> 3:29:32.560 can find tickets. Yeah, back page Yeah, free tickets. I 3:29:32.600 --> 3:29:34.800 can't use these. Anybody want them? Yeah, that's where we 3:29:34.879 --> 3:29:35.200 find them. 3:29:35.280 --> 3:29:41.160 Yeah, perfect, all rightiate you, thank you, Ja, bye bye vibe. 3:29:43.600 --> 3:29:44.200 Nothing better