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Speaker 3: Bro, Hey, cis up? Hey, Hey guys, let's bring the
Speaker 3: vibes up. I know we're all working through this, trust me.
Speaker 3: Everybody listening right now. This is a new thing for us.
Speaker 1: And the thing that's rattling in my mind right now
Speaker 1: is there's some dude in Cookville, Tennessee, being live that
Speaker 1: bull should be playing football right now, not playing, not
Speaker 1: being on this damn mock playing with US France.
Speaker 3: But I was thinking about that earlier, and I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: like it's so I think everybody tuning in is more
Speaker 3: like for the boys, but there's somebody like taking time
Speaker 3: out of their day to see if you in that
Speaker 3: phenomenal hoodie thank you on a podcast because we'll probably
Speaker 3: be in this intro for maybe twenty minutes and then
Speaker 3: just wants to keyboard warriored up, like what a fucking loser.
Speaker 1: Here's the best part, dude. I'm wearing kevlar, and the
Speaker 1: best kevlar I have is I won't even fucking see it. Dude.
Speaker 1: Let's go, what's kevlar Kevlar vest like a bulletproof vests.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Yeah, that's all right, dude. And I can't read,
Speaker 1: you don't know words. It's all good, dude. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be straight here. So here's what we should do, dude.
Speaker 1: Just let the hate out. Dude, if you're on YouTube
Speaker 1: right now or or anything, just fucking put the comments
Speaker 1: in there. Put the negative comments in there. You know why,
Speaker 1: because we'll just stack that negativity on top of the
Speaker 1: beautiful foundation we have of good vibes and we're gonna
Speaker 1: keep rolling forward. That's what we're gonna keep doing, dude.
Speaker 1: Each week's a new week and listen, we play a
Speaker 1: couple of nine year guys. Here, a couple of nine
Speaker 1: year guys, a couple of nine year vets. You lose games, dude,
Speaker 1: it happens, and I listen. I'm sick. I didn't fall
Speaker 1: asleep till two thirty last night, doing nothing, just staring
Speaker 1: at my phone wondering which way's up.
Speaker 3: By the way, Taylor never just texted me this. Taylor
Speaker 3: just texted me last night.
Speaker 2: What are you up to?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was hot, dude, I'm like, I'm back.
Speaker 3: Watching the game and searching for candidates for the next
Speaker 3: Nebraska job.
Speaker 1: He did say that we never really did. He get
Speaker 1: to what are you doing? Here's what I'll say about,
Speaker 1: because I know you want to ask questions, and there's
Speaker 1: always that weird thing of like what do you want
Speaker 1: to talk about? What you don't want to talk about?
Speaker 1: So I'll just do it for you. We gotta score
Speaker 1: more points, I was you know, we got a score
Speaker 1: more point? You know you want to ask questions about
Speaker 1: the game. Let me ask him for yeah, yes, for
Speaker 1: more points, dude. Fucking a couple of a couple of
Speaker 1: good things. Though, I saw a lot of things out
Speaker 1: there that's like real positive that. Oh this is cool. Hey,
Speaker 1: this guy looks pretty good. So you know, we got
Speaker 1: the He'll bet the Bus show going on right now.
Speaker 3: Our Bet the Bus game of the week was Tampa
Speaker 3: Bay last night over Dallas.
Speaker 1: Locked. Yeah, got hurt too. Yeah, poor boy.
Speaker 2: The bet the Boys parlay almost fucking hit.
Speaker 3: We missed it, literally missed it by five a total
Speaker 3: of five points.
Speaker 2: Huh, three teams, How will well ad your bets go
Speaker 2: this weekend?
Speaker 1: Bet the Bus?
Speaker 3: I mean we won the majority of those bets if
Speaker 3: you listened to Bet the Bus. Okay, we we went
Speaker 3: one in one on College Nebraska. Listen, we can get
Speaker 3: into that after we talk about this. Yeah, we definitely
Speaker 3: need to get into that. Tennessee shout out to balls covered.
Speaker 3: Who else did I bet on in the NFL? The
Speaker 3: NFL games? What about you bet on Michigan?
Speaker 2: No, because it was all so high. Like I said, though,
Speaker 2: those are games that make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: When it was like you, it was like Michigan favored
Speaker 3: by like fifty something points, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, oh we didn't cover then, right,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: It was fifty one fifty two they might have. I
Speaker 3: mean they beat him with They were like forty something nothing.
Speaker 3: At one point last week it was like forty something
Speaker 3: nothing in the third quarter with Michigan. But I did
Speaker 3: say and Michigan's gonna mop the floor with them, you know, responsibly.
Speaker 1: And then the quarter Derek Carr hit.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: I want to say, Kirk hit. Aaron Rodgers did not hit. No,
Speaker 3: I didn't do the NFL ones. You'd have to check
Speaker 3: the tape from the from the show on that. I
Speaker 3: can't remember the games I bet exactly.
Speaker 1: They bet.
Speaker 2: The Boys parlay was all money lines.
Speaker 3: It was uh, Commanders ty, Yeah, all the boys teams, Titans,
Speaker 3: Commanders and Raiders, and Commanders was the one I was
Speaker 3: most worried about. They come out beat Jacksonville was hype.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, and then we were up thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, we're fucking living like payoff.
Speaker 3: Willie's about to be alive. And well then we lost
Speaker 3: by one point. Obviously that field goal is tough. And
Speaker 3: then the Raiders lost by four points or five points
Speaker 3: to the chart. Wait, they lose twenty four, twenty nineteen,
Speaker 3: so total six total of six points my fault. They
Speaker 3: lost by five and they had five turnovers, So personally,
Speaker 3: I think we're looking up with the bet the boys parlay.
Speaker 1: For a first time too. It sounds like you guys right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought of what you did ye first game, first game,
Speaker 1: first weekend out there in the industry, it makes feel better.
Speaker 5: I just saw Big Cat went oh and seven and
Speaker 5: his last bet of the that this is just NFL.
Speaker 5: And his last bet was minus six and a half
Speaker 5: for Denver and he's now flipping to plus seven and
Speaker 5: a half for Seahawks, saying he might go one to eight,
Speaker 5: but right now he's seeing at zero and seven. So
Speaker 5: if it makes feel any better, you know, this seem
Speaker 5: like a lot of.
Speaker 3: People were struggling this weekend. College was all over the place.
Speaker 3: I think that's where I ultimately like was messing up.
Speaker 3: I was like a kid in the candy store, like
Speaker 3: making some of the this one, this one, and then
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, what are parlays. You're like parlaying them
Speaker 3: all together. I'm like, man, these are incredible.
Speaker 1: And when you hit the money line on something, what
Speaker 1: does that mean?
Speaker 3: So when it's money line, it's just straight up Titans
Speaker 3: are going to beat the Giants. Like the spread for
Speaker 3: you guys was minus two and or minus five and
Speaker 3: a half, and I was that was on bet the bus.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, Titans got that one. But on
Speaker 3: the bet the Boys parlay, it was just all money lines.
Speaker 3: And then I want to say, you know that's what
Speaker 3: money line means. Yeah, and then parlay you can buy
Speaker 3: them all And they got bigger odds, bigger numbers, but
Speaker 3: if one misses, then you don't win.
Speaker 1: I had like a nine leg parlay going photo. It
Speaker 1: was like all players.
Speaker 3: It was like Saquan fifty plus yards, Derek Henry a
Speaker 3: hundred plus yards, Kirk Cousins plus two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: one and a half tds Like I'm bet Travis Kelsey
Speaker 3: was like he's gonna get a twenty something yard recession?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: College, When I had a long parlay going on in college,
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna smack.
Speaker 2: I missed like more than half of them.
Speaker 1: When since you started betting, how does it feel, dude?
Speaker 2: It's exhilarating.
Speaker 3: You're locked in truly all day long watching football Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: one eight hunter.
Speaker 1: Game, but I'm denigh on him day Like JP says,
Speaker 1: how much did you bet?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, we can't. We're not gonna go over for numbers.
Speaker 3: I'm not comfortable enough to do, especially like, oh, you
Speaker 3: know on the pod.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they definitely lost a couple hundred thousand though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. But dude,
Speaker 2: it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Literally, Saturday, all day I watch ball and I literally
Speaker 3: was thinking to myself in the middle of the day,
Speaker 3: this is what everyone's going through.
Speaker 1: You're like, yell at the fucking TV. God damn it.
Speaker 3: Then you sit back. It's just just just like an
Speaker 3: emotional rollercoaster. But it's and then you might lose one.
Speaker 2: You just pull out your phone, you look up some
Speaker 2: next bets, You're like, all right, the morning Slate, we're
Speaker 2: gonna fucking we're putting that one behind us. We got
Speaker 2: the afternoon in the.
Speaker 1: Evening, we're gonna come alive. Holy shit, dude. And then
Speaker 1: you see.
Speaker 2: Everybody just going through and some people win, and some
Speaker 2: people saying, hey, I told you so, Oh you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: And then you know, literally, bro, I think I went three.
Speaker 3: I think it went four and thirteen on Saturday.
Speaker 1: And then have you been at thirteen college teams seventeen,
Speaker 1: four and thirteen? Yeah, you been in seventeen college teams.
Speaker 1: I've been on seventeen things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some things are like in the game parlay, like
Speaker 3: I might bet they're gonna score more than ten and
Speaker 3: a half points in the first quarter or second half
Speaker 3: total like totals, touchdowns.
Speaker 2: You can bet at all, brother, whatever you want, you
Speaker 2: whatever you coin toss. No, I was trying to look
Speaker 2: for that, but I just still doesn't do that.
Speaker 5: A lot of like off brand like Bravada, like illegal.
Speaker 1: Brand brand, illegals.
Speaker 5: That we all use, but they'll do crazy stats you
Speaker 5: know what color Gatorade and like yeah, and that's awesome.
Speaker 3: And then on Sunday I made all my bets and
Speaker 3: I'm like, today we prove everybody wrong because it's a
Speaker 3: new day.
Speaker 1: Because it's a new day. I heard you back there,
Speaker 1: Ye try to sneak it in there. Fucking yeah, it's
Speaker 1: exhilar Ready. It sounds like you guys had a good weekend.
Speaker 1: I mean, it depends on how you look at it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because some some things, it was honestly a very bad weekend.
Speaker 1: When Nebraska gets beat by Georgia fucking Southern brow, How
Speaker 1: did you feel going through that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I just I didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1: What's confusing to me.
Speaker 3: Is like, if you remember, we do all the bits
Speaker 3: last year, but last year the defense was good and
Speaker 3: like we were just battle special teams and then we
Speaker 3: couldn't close out games like on offense, like late in
Speaker 3: the fourth quarter rest screws. But this year, our offense
Speaker 3: is looking solid and our defense is just like a
Speaker 3: fucking wet toilet paper. Dude, they were Georgia Southern was
Speaker 3: scoring literally every drive, and so were.
Speaker 1: We, and it was like, what was the score? Yeah
Speaker 1: it was a shootout. Oh my god, yes, bro, we
Speaker 1: can cut this too.
Speaker 5: But a lot of people in our mentions are wondering
Speaker 5: what's gonna happen with the bust and ball now that
Speaker 5: Scott He's gone.
Speaker 1: Don't cut that due because I wasn't gonna get to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it sounds, it feels like right, it feels if
Speaker 1: it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck,
Speaker 1: we're probably ducked.
Speaker 2: Not so fast.
Speaker 3: I don't have nothing good, like actually good, But here's
Speaker 3: how we can flip the script glass that fool always
Speaker 3: I had so yeah, when that happened, I was like you,
Speaker 3: I think you shot me in text. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: someone told me.
Speaker 1: I walked into the game a few hours before the
Speaker 1: game and someone goes, hey, you see that Georgia Southern
Speaker 1: beat Nebraska And I was like, no way. Then I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think they're gonna fire the head coach. I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Scott for US. He seems like an
Speaker 1: awesome dude. And then shut enough. Like an hour later,
Speaker 1: someone was like, they fired him. I came out of
Speaker 1: the hot time of Ben Jones, was like, they just
Speaker 1: fired a brastic coach and I go the buss and
Speaker 1: Bull's dead, like stormed in the locker room, all fucking mad. Damn. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But here here's why we have I think we should
Speaker 2: have some optimism. Here's why. Okay, the guy rid of
Speaker 2: Frost early.
Speaker 3: Now, all they had to do is wait two more
Speaker 3: weeks for that buyout to get cut in half.
Speaker 2: They didn't Scott Frost. He's gonna be okay, fifteen fifteen
Speaker 2: min buyout.
Speaker 3: He's gonna be like Eddie, He's gonna be like eighty
Speaker 3: oh on that recent interview he had hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, show you want me to walk out of him,
Speaker 1: don't gus exactly, But they're doing that.
Speaker 3: I feel like estalvage some recruiting gets, some like, you know,
Speaker 3: some stabilization for mostly probably recruiting purpose.
Speaker 1: We're playing the long game. Yeah, we say let's take
Speaker 1: the short term hit for a long term win. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you think about it too.
Speaker 3: Whenever you have an interim head coach, the majority of
Speaker 3: time they're not usually there. However, I think coach Joseph
Speaker 3: is actually like in the lineup to do it. But
Speaker 3: at this point, it's like finding way to you know,
Speaker 3: salvage the season. I'm not saying we can't go ten
Speaker 3: and to listen, I'm not gonna say we are gonna
Speaker 3: go tend and too. I'm just not gonna say it
Speaker 3: can't happen. Well obviously, all I'm saying is if you
Speaker 3: have things to play for.
Speaker 1: If you're O you, you're like, get this. Let's start
Speaker 1: the twos this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, big mistake. We're gonna sneak them. I think we're
Speaker 3: gonna sneak him. He was Okay, big mistake.
Speaker 1: I think if you're ow you.
Speaker 3: Right now, I won't hopefully Dobson doesn't listen, but that
Speaker 3: this could be a trap game.
Speaker 1: This could be a trap game for you. They don't
Speaker 1: know what's coming at them. You know what I mean, Bro,
Speaker 1: They're not gonna here's bro, they know exactly what's coming.
Speaker 1: They're not. They can't. They can change the coach, they
Speaker 1: can't change the playbook.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oklahoma, sleep on us. That's my message to y'all.
Speaker 1: I don't I can't bet. I can I bet on
Speaker 1: college games. I think you can bet on college games
Speaker 1: long as I've never betted before. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't plan on starting, but I bet you they lose.
Speaker 1: Who Oklahoma? Yeah, No, Nebraska about to get that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm with you. Fuck. I don't want to take
Speaker 1: the vibes down because as we've started this podcast, where
Speaker 1: we started, where we are now, even through all this
Speaker 1: like mud we're trudging through, I can feel the vibes
Speaker 1: going up and up. I'm just not with you on
Speaker 1: that one about that. I hope Nebraska wins. I want
Speaker 1: to say that. I hope y'all do.
Speaker 2: About this though, and Nebraska with points? What's the points?
Speaker 3: Who knows? Probably a lot. That's why I feel like
Speaker 3: there's there's there's gonna be a payo. Whilly's gonna be
Speaker 3: out there. I think you can take Nebraska with the points. Okay,
Speaker 3: here here's what I was gonna say about beat the bus.
Speaker 3: You could flip it to you look at like building
Speaker 3: like you gotta find positives for recruiting purposes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to if you're Nebraska recruiting about the
Speaker 1: bust and bowler.
Speaker 2: But then the bulls oh my fault. Yeah not but
Speaker 2: the bust the bus and bowl, bus and bowl.
Speaker 3: To me, that's something that can that you can build
Speaker 3: around that you can still sign your name on that
Speaker 3: dotted line. You keep it kind of hush hush, like
Speaker 3: we're not doing it to promote it. We just need
Speaker 3: to do because we want to make the trophy. We do.
Speaker 1: But I think regardless, we need to make.
Speaker 3: A trophy no no matter what, even if it's like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hold it at my house for a year,
Speaker 3: hold at your house, was still gonna be out there
Speaker 3: for the tailgate. Yeah, and we just make it our own. However,
Speaker 3: I think that it's like you gotta find something rally around.
Speaker 2: I think that's one of the small things that you
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the line is only eleven and a half.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll take I'll take Oklahoma. Yeah, refinance, how do
Speaker 1: you Uh, don't gonna start a barstool sportsbook right now
Speaker 1: and just bending all my money on that brother, that
Speaker 1: would have eleven point hurt me.
Speaker 2: That would hurt me if you did that.
Speaker 1: It's not but it's just business. It's not personal.
Speaker 2: That would hurt me.
Speaker 1: Bro the way, we'll fucking says this is his figure
Speaker 1: some ties like he just says something and he's just
Speaker 1: waiting for someone like that's his pause and pause and pause.
Speaker 1: Fucking the little finger thing you do. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to. I don't even want to talk about
Speaker 1: bets because I don't want to get myself in a
Speaker 1: gray area that I don't even want to be. And
Speaker 1: I'll let you guys talk about that. But fuck eleven points.
Speaker 1: If I was on bet the bus, I'd probably say,
Speaker 1: what do they say?
Speaker 2: Hammer Dan?
Speaker 1: Dude? What do they say?
Speaker 3: I'm McAfee, Hammerdon, Hammerdon. Yeah, it's always this hilarious one.
Speaker 1: Who is is it? Gump?
Speaker 3: Is a gump that has that Mark video? Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: he really has that. He really has that little video
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 1: One thing that the Titans Jumbo Tron needs to do
Speaker 1: better is not sure the fans when it's like a
Speaker 1: third and long and like show the play because they
Speaker 1: always like on the bag stream, You're like, I'm like
Speaker 1: sitting there washing it's like fans, fans fans, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden's like two seconds into the
Speaker 1: play and they go back to the play. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like the whole we run it thing, like they're just
Speaker 1: learning something new.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that that I think that's something that they
Speaker 3: continue to do that with the same guys that'll be tough.
Speaker 1: Who run it, we run it? Yeah, listen, that's just
Speaker 1: so that's just my perspective. Yeah, one hundred percent. So
Speaker 1: Bust and Bull's not dead in your opinion.
Speaker 2: I don't think the Bust and Bull's dead at all.
Speaker 1: I know the boys in Michigan have literally told me,
Speaker 1: we're just waiting for them to sign We're ready to go.
Speaker 1: That's what Michigan said. Michigan's already drawn their line the sand.
Speaker 1: They got their troops ready. Do we need the ad?
Speaker 2: Wait, we're just waiting for you guys to storm the beaches.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: We just need the We need the Michigan ad to have,
Speaker 2: we need his signature.
Speaker 1: He will. They're just waiting on y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I listen, I think we'll get it done. Like,
Speaker 2: obviously there's some things going on right now to work.
Speaker 1: You were twelveth we aber twelfth we gotta go like
Speaker 1: and I'm just away.
Speaker 3: You can put yourself in Nebraska's shoes right now, like
Speaker 3: we just fired our head coach, right but I think
Speaker 3: you know what happens when that, when those things go on,
Speaker 3: you find things to play for.
Speaker 2: The bus trophy is a moment that you can build around.
Speaker 1: The level of optimism is incredible. I just fucking I absolutely, Like,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I love you. I
Speaker 1: don't have the words. I don't have the vocabulary to
Speaker 1: tell you how much I love you. The way you're
Speaker 1: talking right now, I wish. And I hope the AD
Speaker 1: and the interim head coach at have they said, who
Speaker 1: the internim my coach is gonna be Oh yeah, Mickey Joseph,
Speaker 1: Mickey Joseph. I hope they're listening there and they go,
Speaker 1: we gotta fucking do this. He's right because you are. No.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hope that shit gets done. He actually was.
Speaker 3: The uh I don't know if he is the like
Speaker 3: the wide receivers coach, but he was part of like this.
Speaker 3: He was at LSU before Nebraska and he was part
Speaker 3: of like building out those receivers.
Speaker 1: He did Julio Jones go off last night, Yeah he did.
Speaker 1: That's pretty selfish.
Speaker 3: He was going off in a way to where I
Speaker 3: wanted to find the four net clip. But him saying
Speaker 3: like he's happy because he was even dropped the ball
Speaker 3: and got up.
Speaker 1: I was like smiling, thinking I should have had that ball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I saw that one. He almost Yeah. I just
Speaker 1: turned off watched Top Done last night, the new one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably a third time. That movie's dude, that's such a
Speaker 1: good vibe. That movie, it's outstanding. What else is an
Speaker 1: incredible vibe? Maybe the best vibe that you can possibly
Speaker 1: populate in your little mind is Spooptober And it's right
Speaker 1: around the corner, dude. And I think now more than ever,
Speaker 1: we need everything, wizards, witches, goblins, schools, specters, the whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing. Dude. I need jack of landyards with candles
Speaker 1: lit and they're just fucking glowing at you as you're
Speaker 1: walking up and get caught in somebody's fake cobwebs you
Speaker 1: walk in here or that dune doom, Doom, Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
Speaker 1: Do it? You just need it, dude, we need it.
Speaker 1: We're on our way. I'm seeing leaves fall. Are you
Speaker 1: feeling the temperature?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Are you actually seeing leaves? I don't see any leaves falling.
Speaker 1: Out to my house, Dude. I saved the first one
Speaker 1: every year. Okay, I love that, all right. It's like
Speaker 1: a tree star. Yeah, I got I got it in
Speaker 1: a in a book, dude. I fucking hold it down.
Speaker 1: I keep it in there forever, dude. But I will
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 2: The weather is like it was a little chilly this morning.
Speaker 1: It was. Now the weather is gonna heat back up.
Speaker 1: I do look at the weather. It's going to crank
Speaker 1: back up to the eighty seven eighty eight range. So
Speaker 1: that's a toughy tough.
Speaker 3: But I've been driving around with the smile on my
Speaker 3: face knowing it's close and also.
Speaker 1: I see it. So yeah, I got yours right there.
Speaker 1: I love that, dude. The pootoberse. You want to turn
Speaker 1: around for the boys, let them see it. I can
Speaker 1: just hold it up. What can't you do?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've seen it, so oh you have?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you don't have to shoot the camera.
Speaker 1: It's outstanding. That's the picture that's with Midland, that's what
Speaker 1: they took it off of. Man, you look phenomenal in that.
Speaker 2: Garrett was like, you look like you got Mark McGuire.
Speaker 1: Formar, you have Mark McGuire forms. You know what tough
Speaker 1: part is that orange facial hair you have. That's a
Speaker 1: fucking L. That's a fucking l right there, dude, a
Speaker 1: massive l.
Speaker 2: And the like the little amish beard like below my.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me see my beard. My ship looks good.
Speaker 1: That's the best my facial has ever looked in that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thing's full. Yeah, it ain't ever been that full. Look
Speaker 1: tough to pop them knuckles? Yeah, damn boys. That orange
Speaker 1: October is on the fucking way.
Speaker 2: And gets when it drops. When what's today?
Speaker 3: It's twelfth, drops on the fifteenth, it drops in the
Speaker 3: fifte listening right now the fourteenth or yep, thirteenth.
Speaker 2: Nope, Tuesday, this is dropping tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I thought I was dropping Wednesday becase we're back to
Speaker 1: one episode a week.
Speaker 2: We want to do a Tuesday because it's earlier in
Speaker 2: the cycle.
Speaker 1: I fucking love it, dude. Yeah, take those algorithms stirring
Speaker 1: a pot, dude, cauldron if you will. Algorithms, Oh, do
Speaker 1: a little vampire tier. Put that in there, dudep alchemists, boys, alchemists.
Speaker 1: We're just tossing things in there. That's what you gotta do. Subscribe, unsubscribed,
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Speaker 1: Yea god, dude, you can remember.
Speaker 2: The hell You can turn some butter, can't you?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Can you can?
Speaker 1: You can do that? Ship my boy? Different you see
Speaker 1: them forums on this Relax, Relax, easy, easy, sucking on
Speaker 1: the juice.
Speaker 2: Will I'm excited. I'm excited about smoot over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be. By the way,
Speaker 1: what are you? Are you gonna do that?
Speaker 3: Absolute r T? Yeah, I'm gonna get on tests. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get on some pepti its like, I'm gonna turn
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: Aycle, you're gonna do a cycle, not like not like
Speaker 1: a steroid cycle. But you're gonna get jacked.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dive into the bing green Field portfolio of advice.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna hire a doctor?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find the guy. I'm gonna find a guy guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go I would google who's the Rocks guy
Speaker 1: and just go with that rightly.
Speaker 2: Text Jelly roll like, hey, can you just put me
Speaker 2: in a group chat with the Rock. I want to
Speaker 2: ask him a couple of questions. Yeah, Jelly knows the Rock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty crazy. He hasn't got the Rock on the
Speaker 1: bus yet. I think I think he.
Speaker 2: I think Jelly's playing the long game for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I texted him twice in the last two weeks,
Speaker 1: no response. He's grinding and you gotta I love it.
Speaker 1: I'll send him and Ernest a voice text probably once
Speaker 1: a week, just tell them how I fucking love their
Speaker 1: grind and how I love it there at the top
Speaker 1: and they're just fucking doing their thing right now. I
Speaker 1: love it. Yet in other studs, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: And you know that, like especially Jelly, like he's in
Speaker 2: a long game with the boys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Jelly's all time. Jolly's all the time.
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode, Should we do? I think we should.
Speaker 1: Our favorite segment of the wing, I think we should. Yes,
Speaker 1: time for the greatest segment of the week, Shutout Shadow
Speaker 1: of the week. As always we start what they easily
Speaker 1: rattled but strong and more confident every single time. Mister
Speaker 1: bloss go ahead, baby, I don't have one.
Speaker 7: My shout out this week goes to an item inside
Speaker 7: a grocery store that's pretty.
Speaker 1: Reliable, case, pretty damn good. That's a good one.
Speaker 7: But if you're usually if you go to the grocery
Speaker 7: store at about six pm, it's probably a good chance
Speaker 7: you're not. You're not gonna cook dinner when you get home,
Speaker 7: probably gonna grab some fast food on the way home. Personally,
Speaker 7: one of the things I like to do is like
Speaker 7: to grab that hot and ready rotissory chicken and it
Speaker 7: just never lets you down. My shout out, no free
Speaker 7: shout out this week goes to that hot and ready
Speaker 7: rotissory chicken on the way out of the grocery store.
Speaker 1: Louder too long, you're that's outstanding. That's outstanding, outstanding. Next
Speaker 1: up the milf hunter, Jackie Baby. My shout out.
Speaker 5: Shout out of the week goes to a time period
Speaker 5: and that is the eight am to eleven fifty nine
Speaker 5: slot on Sundays.
Speaker 1: Now I know I've been hitting on ball a lot.
Speaker 5: But it's that like four hour period right before the NFL,
Speaker 5: like the whole day starts and the future is just limitless.
Speaker 5: There's so many opportunities for winning bets, getting your fantasy
Speaker 5: team in line, and it just like always feels so
Speaker 5: optimistic until it's not.
Speaker 1: But those four hours, it feels kind of like the
Speaker 1: world kind.
Speaker 5: Of just stops for a moment and you're able to breathe,
Speaker 5: and all the silence just is there. You're just able
Speaker 5: to think clearly a flow state. That's exactly what I
Speaker 5: was looking for. So shout out to the eight am
Speaker 5: to eleven fifty nine right before kickoff, and then a
Speaker 5: little red zone, some some beer, some water, whatever you
Speaker 5: got going on.
Speaker 1: Start's flowing, and shout out to that time. That sounds
Speaker 1: like something exciting. That sounds like something exciting I do. Like,
Speaker 1: what if the world did stop turning? What would happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everybody would die, Yeah, everybody would die day pay I
Speaker 1: don't think so would we? Yeah? The Earth rotates at
Speaker 1: eight hundred miles an hour. If the Earth stopped moving
Speaker 1: for one second, we would all just go eight hundred
Speaker 1: miles an hour to the east and die. Everyone would die.
Speaker 1: Depends what do you mean. I think it defends. Man,
Speaker 1: eight hundred miles an hour, Buildings would fall over. You
Speaker 1: can drive yourself to anything, but if you were stripped
Speaker 1: in somewhere, that place would probably collapse on you.
Speaker 2: Maybe you might not be in a spot where you
Speaker 2: get collapsed.
Speaker 1: If you're on a roller coaster ride, you're already buffet
Speaker 1: thinking that. However, I think it's like you just go
Speaker 1: six hundred miles an hour faster, even if you were
Speaker 1: going on a two mile an hour roller coaster.
Speaker 2: How fast roller coasters go fifty?
Speaker 3: Maybe one of those like underground indoor roller coasters, like
Speaker 3: if you're like on.
Speaker 1: A circus Circus in Vegas. I haven't been on that one.
Speaker 2: Oh, we used to hit that all the time when
Speaker 2: I was a kid. But the Mummy in Disney, because
Speaker 2: that's like an indoor kind of underground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but buddy, you're on a roller coaster, the earth
Speaker 1: stops moving. How fast roller coaster go? Tops fastest roller
Speaker 1: coaster in the world. I'm gonna say seventy eight miles
Speaker 1: an hour? What's the fastest roller coaster of all time?
Speaker 1: Because okay, so let's say it's a hundred. Let's just
Speaker 1: say it's a hundred. You still travel seven hundred miles
Speaker 1: an hour faster. Your fucking neck would my neck with
Speaker 1: touch JP's and I'll just be dead instantly. You we
Speaker 1: all would let alone. Also, the roller coaster would like
Speaker 1: fucking fall off the tracks and do some crazy ship.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you're angled the right way to where you're
Speaker 3: like going out and.
Speaker 1: You're still not going eight hundred.
Speaker 2: Miles an hour.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but maybe you're like in the air and then
Speaker 3: you just kind of dies down and then you can
Speaker 3: kind of land in water.
Speaker 1: Or if you're on an airplane landing water at eight hundred
Speaker 1: miles an hour. What if you're on an airplane and
Speaker 1: you're going four hundred and fifty miles an hour. Oh no,
Speaker 1: because you're you're you're not on the ground. Mm hmmm, JP.
Speaker 2: You just the game.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I hope it does. Yeah, a ton of science sha,
Speaker 1: because you think the earth stops moving and no, yeah,
Speaker 1: think about it, some crazy ship.
Speaker 2: You're not out of the whatever atmosphere. We're just talking
Speaker 2: about the ball, right, But if you're on a plane,
Speaker 2: you're still flying.
Speaker 1: On faster than the cool do you think they'd be
Speaker 1: like dead air. You just follow the sky.
Speaker 6: Like the dead sea, but dead air. Dead air, everything
Speaker 6: floats in it.
Speaker 1: We're talking about just the air pivot into JP shoutout
Speaker 1: for Shadows of the week, dude, interesting pivot, Yeah, shout
Speaker 1: it's the time travel.
Speaker 6: My shout out no free shout out is also a
Speaker 6: little bit of manifestation because my my maintenance light came
Speaker 6: on in my car and so did my tire pressure one,
Speaker 6: and my shoutout no free shoutout goes to when you
Speaker 6: go to the car repair shop and it's only minimal
Speaker 6: like repairs that have to be done. Exactly what's on
Speaker 6: the thing is like, okay, we can get that take
Speaker 6: care of for less than a million dollars. So that's
Speaker 6: my shout out and hopefully that's what happens tomorrow.
Speaker 1: More money to spend on at the bus exactly, all right, Garrett,
Speaker 1: best mustache in the world, buddy.
Speaker 2: That thing looks fucking electric.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Thank you keep going. What's your shout out up shot
Speaker 2: out of the week.
Speaker 8: My shout out shout out of the week is gonna
Speaker 8: go to everybody that came to the tailgate yesterday and
Speaker 8: Bob Merch we sell out very close we.
Speaker 1: Could have done something special, could have.
Speaker 8: And even like unfortunately the Giants fans were buying merch.
Speaker 1: That's okay, So thanks for your money. Yeah, I appreciate it.
Speaker 8: But that's my shout out for shout out. We'll see
Speaker 8: all Raiders weekend. We're gonna have to re up, come
Speaker 8: early so it's not all sold out because if it
Speaker 8: sells out, we're gonna do something special.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do something special. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean there were a lot of Giants fans to
Speaker 3: but they were about the boys. They were about.
Speaker 1: Fucking the whole time. Like the we didn't stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, work top was crowded, bro, Like the vibes were up.
Speaker 2: We're up.
Speaker 1: That's outstanding. Yeah yeah. Oh, speaking of Michael Chandler coming through,
Speaker 1: he was in he was in uh our suite. And
Speaker 1: after the game, obviously I'm feeling sorry for the boys.
Speaker 1: And I walk out and Chandler's there, big smile on
Speaker 1: his face, big hug. Who wasn't. I said it with
Speaker 1: text and say, at least your real friends show up.
Speaker 1: I put even when the flames off, dude.
Speaker 2: I put tap tap ah. That was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is a joke.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see you so bad.
Speaker 2: We are are our babysitters done? And she was up
Speaker 2: at seven thirty.
Speaker 1: I respect it.
Speaker 2: That was literally the only I respect the reason why
Speaker 2: we had respected.
Speaker 1: It's all good, it's all good. But I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what you can do. Let me know. Your shout out
Speaker 1: up for shut of the week.
Speaker 2: All right, So I got one. I think you guys
Speaker 2: will enjoy this. My shout out. My shoutout shout out
Speaker 2: goes to.
Speaker 3: A time back in high school, whenever you have your license,
Speaker 3: the world seems small. It seems like it's all about
Speaker 3: the bubble you got going on in high school, the
Speaker 3: dating relationships going on, all the storylines in high school.
Speaker 3: We're all doing life together. Everything we do in high
Speaker 3: school matters the most. However, my shout out goes to
Speaker 3: when you're on the road and you see your boy
Speaker 3: out driving.
Speaker 2: I don't know where he's going. You just happen to
Speaker 2: see your boy.
Speaker 3: Like remember the times where you'd be in the car
Speaker 3: even before driving, and you see like your parents' car
Speaker 3: and you like see your boy in the back and
Speaker 3: you're like waving.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, there's Taylor just went by.
Speaker 3: And then in high school and you're driving and you
Speaker 3: see your boys and you see him pass by and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, that's the boy, and you sit there
Speaker 3: and text.
Speaker 1: Him then call him real quick, because now that I'm.
Speaker 3: In Nashville, I feel that that doesn't happen. So maybe
Speaker 3: it's like a small town vibe thing. Because we were
Speaker 3: driving the other day and I thought I saw somebody
Speaker 3: where I thought it was their vehicle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, man, remember the times back in high
Speaker 3: school when life was simple and you would just see
Speaker 3: your boy out driving and you'd like give a honky bag.
Speaker 3: Oh was that just you? I feel like it doesn't
Speaker 3: really happen in the city, so that my shout out,
Speaker 3: no free shoutout goes to seeing your boy out driving,
Speaker 3: give them a nice little wave.
Speaker 8: You really saved that one, because mine, like two weeks ago,
Speaker 8: was seeing your boy out in the wild, like in
Speaker 8: the middle.
Speaker 1: Of the work week. But you saved it by driving.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Use it was really like a fleeting thought of like
Speaker 3: I thought it was somebody struck and I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I don't really feel like I see any of my
Speaker 3: boys out on the road anymore.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe it's like a small town thing
Speaker 2: where you like see somebody's caring, you're like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is so and so pulling up.
Speaker 1: Well, that's probably what the world just gets. The world
Speaker 1: just gets bigger to you.
Speaker 8: But that's when people had like jacked up trucks and
Speaker 8: like something very specific on it.
Speaker 2: And you guys, I try and wave at every cop
Speaker 2: car that goes by a blossom.
Speaker 1: I don't think that was him that a small town
Speaker 1: is definitely a thing to because there's only so many
Speaker 1: vehicles out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and you're right, it might just be
Speaker 2: like more of a smaller town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad field that I grew up in
Speaker 1: small towns. I do. It's such a vibe, especially in
Speaker 1: high school, like what a fucking awesome, Like you just
Speaker 1: see all the same people all the time, and like
Speaker 1: you're kind of always at home. But I do think
Speaker 1: wherever you move, even if you live somewhere for a
Speaker 1: long time, it definitely like the world just gets bigger
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: You see more cars all the time, You're doing more
Speaker 2: shit all time. Yeah, because I don't think I've ever
Speaker 2: seen you out.
Speaker 1: Yeah I saw yeah a loss saw Garrett on the
Speaker 1: way to a football game one time, jamming. You know
Speaker 1: a game It was what game was that? It was
Speaker 1: the Bills game? Oh was it? When? Was it? Last year?
Speaker 8: Two years left? The fourteen day off? Couldn't practice COVID shit,
Speaker 8: Oh that's.
Speaker 1: Why we played on Tuesday night, day night. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that. I remember going to that game. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's this game is either gonna be close or they're
Speaker 1: gonna blow our asses out because they were able to
Speaker 1: practice and stuff. Your windows were shaking on the truck.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy, I was fucking aloud. I was getting I was.
Speaker 3: Getting wher we we get like trying to see get
Speaker 3: all the cameras at the end of the game and
Speaker 3: be like this ass opens brought to you by Zoom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just a week.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, fucking e times. My shout out, no shoutout
Speaker 1: of the week goes to a specific time in your
Speaker 1: life that not everybody's gone through. Will hasn't. I don't
Speaker 1: believe JP has, but I know that Jack bloss, me
Speaker 1: and Garrett have it. It's when you get your first tattoo.
Speaker 1: Not when you get the first tattoo and you feel
Speaker 1: so coole as fuck, but when finally that tattoo settles
Speaker 1: into your skin, there's no more peeling, there's no more scabs,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, Hey, this is me for the
Speaker 1: rest of my life with this batty on my arm
Speaker 1: right here. That is such an outstanding feeling, because when
Speaker 1: you first get the tattoo, you're like, yeah, I got
Speaker 1: it and it's here, but I need to make sure
Speaker 1: this thing heals right. You're super anal about that tattoo
Speaker 1: when you first that, especially the first couple after you
Speaker 1: get about like you know, a Baker's dozen of them boys,
Speaker 1: You're like, it'll rip, It'll be fine, you know, throw
Speaker 1: some lotion on that piece every once in a while,
Speaker 1: you'll be good. But you're so anal about I gotta
Speaker 1: put this ad woman on. I gotta make sure and
Speaker 1: wash it with an unscented low uh soap, all that shit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to make sure it's open but not too
Speaker 1: open because I don't want to get infective all that stuff.
Speaker 1: But when it finally settles in the skin and everyone
Speaker 1: kind of does the same thing, you like grab your
Speaker 1: tattoo and you like kind of take your fingers and
Speaker 1: you like mush your fingers in your skin. Be like,
Speaker 1: that's just fucking me now, dude, that's just fucking me
Speaker 1: on my hand. So my shout out and every shadow
Speaker 1: of the week goes too. When that first tattoo finally settles, Hey,
Speaker 1: that was off the top too. I had nothing. I
Speaker 1: had fucking nothing. I had nothing for this week. That
Speaker 1: was good. Thanks man, that was actually so good.
Speaker 3: I think I'll post your shout out and be like,
Speaker 3: I'm posting this for the boy.
Speaker 1: Thanks man. For everybody who wears tattoos out there. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, because it really is a thing to you.
Speaker 1: When you get that first tattoo, you're so hype. I
Speaker 1: remember my first tattoo I got was lawan on the
Speaker 1: inside of my arm, and I got an old English
Speaker 1: and an old English W low key looks like an M.
Speaker 1: So like it looked like I said, le man on
Speaker 1: my but I would legit go to parties. That's that
Speaker 1: thing settled, and I would go find the nearest couch.
Speaker 1: My freshman year of college with a short sleeve shirt on,
Speaker 1: I'd like put my arms up like this or whatever,
Speaker 1: just had that thing showing off man being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this boy, he's gunned up. You better watch out, dude,
Speaker 1: he's gunned up. Dude. Yeah, here is what's up boys,
Speaker 1: you straight. It's like a big stretch, dude, what's up?
Speaker 1: Oh that right there? Yeah, it's my last name.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's my last Then you get to college and realize,
Speaker 3: like everybody that comes from everywhere has like either their
Speaker 3: initials or their last name somewhere like all that, and there's.
Speaker 1: Very specific white guy and black guy tattoos, very specific.
Speaker 1: But it's just fucking you get it. You feel it,
Speaker 1: and you feel a certain type of way when you
Speaker 1: get that first tattoo, like, hey, your boy's got a
Speaker 1: little more street cred. I'm out there right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can find out someday one day. Maybe one day
Speaker 1: if someday looks not closed, is it though it looks
Speaker 1: not closed? Oh that'd be so far.
Speaker 2: Will Yeah what I felt like thought about before, just
Speaker 2: gonna sleep done?
Speaker 1: Yeah do that, maybe I will. Why don't you right now?
Speaker 3: You know, I don't like being forced like pressure, peer
Speaker 3: pressured into it like an instant decision.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why would you get afford the boy tattoo
Speaker 1: or something? I mean, no, just we are somewhere. I'm
Speaker 1: all of his low back dude get for the boys,
Speaker 1: just sits in a chair and the shirt, the shirt's
Speaker 1: a little too short you kind of so everyone's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck's I say? For the boys? Maybe has
Speaker 1: an arrow pointing down I don't know, lower.
Speaker 2: Back air kind of sticking around on.
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of dude, speaking of uh shout outs, And
Speaker 1: we don't really go back to other people's shout outs,
Speaker 1: but sometimes when you have a shout out and something happens,
Speaker 1: and it kind of makes you nervous for that individual,
Speaker 1: like you want to come back and check in.
Speaker 2: And our friend Jack had a shout at about.
Speaker 1: Being in the steam room with some older gentleman the
Speaker 1: YMCA or whatever the fuck he was working out at.
Speaker 1: And I told you, I told you that old man
Speaker 1: was probably probably trying to slap some cheeks. So has
Speaker 1: there been any update between you and him?
Speaker 5: I thought you were about to like say, some experience
Speaker 5: you had, not just no circling back.
Speaker 1: No, I have not. Have you been in that steam
Speaker 1: room since?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: For sure, has he been in there?
Speaker 5: No, not him specifically, But like I said, it wasn't
Speaker 5: a specific man. It was like that type of man
Speaker 5: that's seventy plus and just does.
Speaker 1: Not care what's going on out. Yeah, yeah, he probably
Speaker 1: moved that towels aside when you walked in. Let him
Speaker 1: see it, dude, let me see if he's interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: little hand towels, dude, they are like stars. Keen Hutch
Speaker 1: the little hand towels around the waists.
Speaker 3: I actually met this nice old man in the sona
Speaker 3: last week and then he is the winningest wrestler at
Speaker 3: the University of Oklahoma's history.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he wanted to wrestle you. That's that
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode. This is my first podcast back too.
Speaker 1: Let's let's go boys. So let's go dude. But yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's a crazy, ryn crazy run.
Speaker 3: We have a Steve burn On comedian legend. I can't
Speaker 3: wait to talk to a lot of stuff. Your boy,
Speaker 3: like your Boys, is one of one of like my
Speaker 3: comedy heroes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Vince Vaughn. I thought you were gonna say, Paul Shore,
Speaker 4: that's okay.
Speaker 1: Paul shows great did in the Army Now, phenomenal movie.
Speaker 1: That's right, phenomenal movie. You you do it?
Speaker 2: Don't you do a podcast as well with Joe.
Speaker 1: I do a.
Speaker 4: Podcast with Joe Gatto from Practical Jokers. Uh yeah, so
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Speaker 4: We sit in the comedy club and it's just comedians
Speaker 4: sitting there watching stand up comedy together and we break
Speaker 4: down the bits and kind of poke through the holes,
Speaker 4: and then we have stories about the comics. So it's
Speaker 4: really a fun organic way because I've seen podcasts about
Speaker 4: like stunt men breaking down stunts in film, or like
Speaker 4: special effects artists break down you know, Star Wars and
Speaker 4: Star Trek, and I've never seen comics breaking down bits
Speaker 4: of comedy. So it for me, even through the process
Speaker 4: of doing it, made me really appreciate the different gears
Speaker 4: that different comics have, you know, whether it's you're a
Speaker 4: storyteller slash just full on entertainer like Burke Kreischer, or
Speaker 4: like a prolific joke writer like Mark Norman. And so
Speaker 4: you get into the nuances of everybody's thing, and then
Speaker 4: you have like you know, Swiss army knives, like I
Speaker 4: could do a little bit everything, but not one thing great,
Speaker 4: just a lot of a lot of things good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And so what would you rather be just
Speaker 1: great out one thing? Er good at a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be good a lot of things.
Speaker 4: Because even when I'm going to Nashville, like I go
Speaker 4: to Zane's, right, I just do stand.
Speaker 9: I just do crowd work. I just fuck off and
Speaker 9: do crowd What do you mean.
Speaker 1: By crowd work.
Speaker 4: Crowd work is when you just go up and you
Speaker 4: have any material plan and it just starts with conversations
Speaker 4: with the audience and you're living on the wire. So
Speaker 4: my job there is to just make make them laugh
Speaker 4: out of nothing and just see what I can do.
Speaker 4: So it's because I work so much on crowd work,
Speaker 4: just at Zanies and like when I'm in New York City,
Speaker 4: like last night, for example, at the Sealey, just doing
Speaker 4: crowd work. Now when I go and do my regular
Speaker 4: shows where it's just material, you could do anything to me,
Speaker 4: and I'm prepared. I have so many like knives and
Speaker 4: an arsenal of like weapons for any such you drop
Speaker 4: a glass, I gotta lie stuffs over.
Speaker 1: There on that stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you like prepare for that?
Speaker 4: It's just doing it over and over and over again
Speaker 4: and putting yourself out there and digging yourself. I mean
Speaker 4: at Zany's, I dug myself into so many horrible holes,
Speaker 4: like how the fuck am I gonna get out of it?
Speaker 1: Out of this?
Speaker 9: And usually it's talking to black people.
Speaker 1: He's Asian, he can say that we're all yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: But he is talking to black people and just you know,
Speaker 4: I'm always like, what's the worst thing I could say
Speaker 4: right now?
Speaker 1: And I and I say it? Who you say?
Speaker 4: It's like, well, I'm not dropping like the N worders
Speaker 4: say the worst thing, boss say the orders like okay,
Speaker 4: things he ever say the word. I hear Mexicans say
Speaker 4: it a lot. I want what's that Mexican stayed a lot? Well, yeah,
Speaker 4: they kind of get like a pass right because like
Speaker 4: they're almost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm digging myself a hole that I don't even
Speaker 1: want to be in right now. Please, like, let's get
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here right now, I'm sucking dreading
Speaker 1: water right now that I might have Like why the
Speaker 1: fun would you say that?
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm just gonna be doing this woman, I'm just
Speaker 4: like almost getting canceled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basically it will try to get canceled once a week.
Speaker 1: I saw to god, dude, are you talking about the
Speaker 1: last thing? The you thing? But that thing too? He
Speaker 1: is the other JeOS party party on Twitter even now,
Speaker 1: like when you posted, uh, having your baby and it
Speaker 1: was a black baby, like like about April fool because
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that, Like, oh, I like
Speaker 1: the canceling thing, and then like you know, mister Arnold
Speaker 1: was like, hey, he's just trying to do whatever he
Speaker 1: can get canceled on. Put in your brain, You're like, oh, damn, well,
Speaker 1: was really trying to do that? That's crazy thought. The
Speaker 1: baby thing was fucking hilarious. Yeah, hilarious. It's one.
Speaker 3: It's it's when it's going when it gets outside of
Speaker 3: like the audience who kind of knows you and knows
Speaker 3: how you joke and stuff like that, that's when like
Speaker 3: the racial stuff kind of comes in. Yeah, because one
Speaker 3: dude literally goes, this is uh what he said, this
Speaker 3: is white nationalism at work.
Speaker 1: It's like, fuck, man, I'm just songs, just songs. You holy.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, bro, easy, like I'm not wearing a
Speaker 1: pillow case in my head, relaxed. Yeah, that's fucking I'm
Speaker 1: here I go again. Here I go again, diging myself
Speaker 1: a party party bro. Jess, Oh you were saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that. Will tweeted that he had his baby. Oh
Speaker 1: my dude, My man is fucking hilarious on Twitter. You
Speaker 1: really don't miss Willa earlenn Am.
Speaker 3: My wife and I are literally just laying in bed
Speaker 3: laughing everything happening because Taylor hits me up.
Speaker 1: He's like, maybe you said a voice thing or maybe
Speaker 1: we got on the phone. But you're like, hey, did
Speaker 1: you have a kid? No, I knew it was a baby.
Speaker 1: You said.
Speaker 2: You got a whole bunch of people that people.
Speaker 4: Were just saying, I didn't know. You didn't see the
Speaker 4: photo yet. You didn't see the photo yet, You just
Speaker 4: I thought you had heard that something happened. You're like,
Speaker 4: am I finding out through somebody else before hearing from remember?
Speaker 1: Because you were traveling like me and Taylor were. Some
Speaker 1: more people were saying congratulations to you on Twitter. I
Speaker 1: didn't see your tweet, and I remember telling Taylor, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this motherfucker is so into Twitter now that
Speaker 1: he didn't even tell one of his best friends like
Speaker 1: that he had a child. But he took to Twitter
Speaker 1: to tell the world before he told me. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like some people are saying congratulations, I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: not fuck.
Speaker 4: When you feel a good joke, it's like it's gotta
Speaker 4: go up now, ye right there you go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but go back. So you usually you get
Speaker 1: in the worst deep waters with black people, go on yeah,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 4: I think you feel it you feel the room, you
Speaker 4: feel the air leave the room. You're like, all right now,
Speaker 4: it's like it's it's just a game of tetris. It's
Speaker 4: like this goes here, this goes here, and you slowly
Speaker 4: build and and the key isn't to make the audience
Speaker 4: lab The key really is to make the end of
Speaker 4: it dual laugh that that you're in that hole with
Speaker 4: because you're like, oh my god, did you just say
Speaker 4: that to me? And it's like that's how that's how
Speaker 4: challenging that moment becomes.
Speaker 9: So for me, I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's like the new high for me in comedy, because
Speaker 4: comedy itself, as you witness, to get a laugh is
Speaker 4: such a high.
Speaker 1: It's great. Right.
Speaker 4: The bombs are the fucking worst, those pendulum swings when
Speaker 4: you're first starting. I always tell people it's like getting
Speaker 4: sharpy on your face when you're when you're starting, when
Speaker 4: you bomb, it's like it's gonna stay with you for
Speaker 4: a while, but eventually it's gonna weigh off, right, But
Speaker 4: then you get so used to it it's like, fuck,
Speaker 4: bombing is nothing to me, and then you need something.
Speaker 4: It's like you got to cut yourself, like you know
Speaker 4: to feel again.
Speaker 1: So for me, like the.
Speaker 4: Crowd work is like, oh, this is so fun, it's
Speaker 4: so reinvigorous. And then when you when you break through
Speaker 4: and get them to all laugh, but especially you break
Speaker 4: that person, that's the best feeling in the world. Along
Speaker 4: with doing jokes that are challenging and and all that
Speaker 4: other stuff like this new hour is going to be
Speaker 4: a lot of fun. But but for me, I really
Speaker 4: love crowd work and it's helped me become a better comic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes do you ever not get out of the hole? No?
Speaker 1: And it's something that like after figured out, after.
Speaker 2: The night's over, you're kind of thinking, like, if this
Speaker 2: happens again, here's Oh this would have been funny to say,
Speaker 2: like here' so I can get myself out of It's.
Speaker 1: Always tough when you're like in an argument with somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they say something to you and you're like whatever something
Speaker 1: back then like twenty minutes they're like I should have
Speaker 1: said this.
Speaker 2: Right, Or you're driving home you're like why did I
Speaker 2: react that way? Like I kind of said this, or
Speaker 2: even if it's a joke, if I'm like trying to
Speaker 2: make somebody, if you're like trying to make somebody laugh.
Speaker 1: And they're not getting it.
Speaker 3: It's just stone face and maybe one person in my laugh,
Speaker 3: but nobody else lasts.
Speaker 1: You're like, all right, in real life, work on a
Speaker 1: postal clarity of life.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but in real life I get I get stumped, yeah,
Speaker 4: which is weird. But on stage it's just like I
Speaker 4: don't know what happens, like I can't get it. Just
Speaker 4: like even if I get stumped for a second, like
Speaker 4: you were saying, don't you ever get stumped? It's like
Speaker 4: I'll put a bookmark in it, knowing, okay, use the
Speaker 4: stock line, get out of it. But the whole time
Speaker 4: I'm doing something else, I'm still thinking about.
Speaker 1: That other one. I get back to that, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get back to it. I will figure it out.
Speaker 4: And usually something bubbles up over here and I call
Speaker 4: it back to over here, and then I tie those
Speaker 4: two things together and then you get the laugh.
Speaker 1: It's super interesting hearing comics talk about comedy because it's
Speaker 1: kind of like when you're an individual and you don't
Speaker 1: get to talk to people like you, Like if you're
Speaker 1: watching the UFC, you look at it's like, oh, these
Speaker 1: are just a couple of brutes, really just going at
Speaker 1: it and then you start learning like oh, these are
Speaker 1: technical things or doing THEE and half E team like
Speaker 1: they're playing chess up there, and when it's talking to you,
Speaker 1: it's kind of the same thing, like why I'm over
Speaker 1: here sitting here smiling and laughing, right, But I don't
Speaker 1: know that you put all this work into it or whatever.
Speaker 1: We just think, oh, this is a funny guy that
Speaker 1: comes up here.
Speaker 3: That's a good point because UFC you get to see
Speaker 3: all the behind the scenes stuff too, Like you see
Speaker 3: all the technical side.
Speaker 1: And then they talk about it like, oh, I had
Speaker 1: them in half guards, so I knew I had to
Speaker 1: do this yo, totally thinking about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I look even like even like roasting,
Speaker 4: like Jeff Ross the Ghostmaster, that's a totally different muscle.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh do comedy just google do a roast.
Speaker 4: It's like that's a skill set, Like there's a real
Speaker 4: different skill set.
Speaker 1: Broad works a skill set.
Speaker 4: One liners are a skill set like Bert Chreischer storytelling.
Speaker 4: That's a skill set that not everybody it can be that,
Speaker 4: but when you can do a little bit of bolth.
Speaker 4: That's why I try to push myself to be a
Speaker 4: little bit of both to be a little more well rounded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the fucking greatest job in the world. So
Speaker 1: going back to like bombing, when you start bombing, like
Speaker 1: you go to a comedy store or something like that
Speaker 1: and you get on stage. What's worse bombing in front
Speaker 1: of the crowd or bombing in front of other comics
Speaker 1: When you're first starting, Oh, that's a good you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Because part of you, like you're probably
Speaker 1: thinking yourself like, I want these people to do my peers.
Speaker 1: I want that. I want to like, oh.
Speaker 2: We're all trying to be funny.
Speaker 1: But just like anything, there's different personalities. There's probably some
Speaker 1: comics that they're like, oh, this guy fucking sucks, and
Speaker 1: there's gonna be other guys that are super helpful that
Speaker 1: I want to come to, Hey you did this and that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I just love nothing more than watching other comics bomb.
Speaker 4: Really the fucking greatest, Yeah, because you're just watching them
Speaker 4: weasele the way out, and then when you're watching it,
Speaker 4: it's just like it's the fucking best because now you're
Speaker 4: seeing your friend in a puzzle. It's like, is he
Speaker 4: going to solve the puzzle or not, and when they
Speaker 4: solve it, it's the best.
Speaker 1: But my favorite thing are bomb lines.
Speaker 4: I love when somebody's telling a joke and it sucks,
Speaker 4: and like Carson was the best, Like the old Carson
Speaker 4: Show literally pulled down the boom mic and tap on it,
Speaker 4: or he'd have a ton of bomb lines and it's
Speaker 4: just again another like organic way that the comics living
Speaker 4: in the moment and you're seeing how is this individual
Speaker 4: going to get out of that moment of silence where
Speaker 4: it's just it's so fucking uncomfortable. Nothing's worse than that,
Speaker 4: But to get the laugh is the best. The boom
Speaker 4: light grab is good. That puts everybody back in the
Speaker 4: back in the key, like Okay, we're back in this thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like blood would just rush to
Speaker 3: my head and I went and like know what to do?
Speaker 1: They is like you've been up there for five minutes
Speaker 1: and yeah, some of your jokesman, hilarious.
Speaker 3: Were a couple like all right, but the one that
Speaker 3: was like oh I didn't really land that la the
Speaker 3: last one.
Speaker 2: Or whatever, I said, Yeah, it was nuts. I remember
Speaker 2: that you helped him a lot with that, right, Steve.
Speaker 3: Helped me punch up with several of my jokes, like
Speaker 3: I would come up with the concept that NBA one
Speaker 3: was was the funniest joke The NBA was, the NBA
Speaker 3: one was, You too was where the way it started
Speaker 3: was definitely I don't know if it's black people gets
Speaker 3: your murky one of the black people. And then I
Speaker 3: talked with the Shane Gillis. He was like, let it ride.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious, probaly hilarious.
Speaker 2: Watch his comedy and you see why.
Speaker 1: He's like, let it ride.
Speaker 10: If you're gonna ask anybody is this offensive, Like Shane
Speaker 10: Gillis was like, ye do it, let it ride, and
Speaker 10: Bert was trying to come up with the player because
Speaker 10: he's like, you got to personalize it.
Speaker 3: And then when I talk to you, that was like
Speaker 3: the great way to kind of personalize it, while also like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you you wear a person bone in that joke,
Speaker 4: he was personalized off of you, right. It was to
Speaker 4: throwing it to a name, because then all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: you're you're you're saying something to somebody who's defenseless. But
Speaker 4: it's when it's you, it's like, it's it's fun if
Speaker 4: you can take the sting off it. It's great, like
Speaker 4: I'll ship on people the whole show. But then I'm
Speaker 4: shitting on me more than anybody. You know, there's a
Speaker 4: hot girl in front. It's like it's like relax, dot,
Speaker 4: give me static. I know you saw me pull up
Speaker 4: here in a Saturn. It's like all those like dumb
Speaker 4: bomb lines. Let the audience know I'm no better than
Speaker 4: anybody here. So you know, Asian Elon Musk all these
Speaker 4: dumb Joe oaks, you know that just and that put
Speaker 4: myself down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny. You got that bank account. No, you're
Speaker 1: thinking Asian Elon Musk would have more money than Elon Musk. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a really good point. You know mathematisms has that.
Speaker 1: That one's for you. That was the next one, say
Speaker 1: you an invoice.
Speaker 3: It's interesting too, like because when I talked to Bert,
Speaker 3: he was like, hey, anytime you got something. I love
Speaker 3: writing for other people, like I love working on other people's.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer said he likes writing for Bert Kreischer doesn't
Speaker 4: write ship. Bert Kreischer just comes in it just starts.
Speaker 1: Talking you guys here about he laugh is so infection.
Speaker 11: Can you imagine Bert They're like building up sitting in
Speaker 11: his man cave, turning on an Edison bull Blight and
Speaker 11: just taking a pen and going fuck what no.
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: I was going to stay with that.
Speaker 1: Comics.
Speaker 2: Don't mind, don't mind helping everybody, don't mind help me?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that I'll say. So I'm not shitting on
Speaker 4: Burt obviously, Bert's I love Burt. We kind of came
Speaker 4: up together everything you just said his clips.
Speaker 1: Clip that out and then.
Speaker 4: Put that out and then the retraction of I you know,
Speaker 4: as I'm telling Bert, but Bert is Bert's an entertainer.
Speaker 4: Bert loves entertaining, and the shirt comes off. He is
Speaker 4: the guy you want to hang out with on the road.
Speaker 4: We we toured together for two or three years doing
Speaker 4: this Jameison Whiskey Tour.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 4: Like he brings a fucking carnival atmosphere anywhere he goes.
Speaker 4: So you think it's like that's an act, It's like, no,
Speaker 4: that's him non stop. He would get like parlor games
Speaker 4: going where we'd we'd be boozing after shows and we
Speaker 4: get a crowd of kids around us, and he'd hold
Speaker 4: two beer steins competing against somebody and.
Speaker 1: Money on the line. The whole bar is in on
Speaker 1: this thing.
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I was dating my girlfriend
Speaker 4: at the time, now, my wife, she's she's from Minnesota,
Speaker 4: she's not used to like Carney lifestyle, right, And so
Speaker 4: she comes to the show in Milwaukee and.
Speaker 1: And we're just hanging out of TEW. She's like, Wow,
Speaker 1: that was really fun.
Speaker 4: And Billy Gardell was there, who's on Mike and Molly
Speaker 4: and Bert was on it, and I was on it.
Speaker 4: And Bert comes busting out of the green room in
Speaker 4: a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and butt naked. And my
Speaker 4: wife's like, what the fuck is that? And and I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's Burt.
Speaker 1: That's the word.
Speaker 4: She goes there always like this. I'm like with him,
Speaker 4: it is, Yeah, it's always like that with him. He's
Speaker 4: just fucking crazy. You see the video of him the
Speaker 4: other day. He's on stage with a sock on on
Speaker 4: this peanut.
Speaker 1: Suck Yeah, goddamn comedy jam. Yeah. Is now? What is
Speaker 1: that a normal deal?
Speaker 4: Am I just I'm not talking about something that everyone's
Speaker 4: doing over there. No, No, not everybody does that show
Speaker 4: on a fucking sock. I I for sure would not
Speaker 4: because I'd have like ankle socks.
Speaker 1: On my small enough, but they get the rubber bands
Speaker 1: they keep it on. Okay, I was gonna say right
Speaker 1: when he was moving around, I was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I said, right on that piece, like that thing gonna
Speaker 1: flop off, you know, because I'm legit in my head.
Speaker 1: I was like, because you when you watch videos sometimes
Speaker 1: you put yourself in the video, Like what if I
Speaker 1: did that and I'm watching, I'm like, that should be
Speaker 1: off in a second. I know they're putting rubber bands
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: I think Bert put it around his penis and balls
Speaker 3: and then rubber banded.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think you hear what Steve said what his
Speaker 1: sock would be.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'd have an ankle suck Yeah, a newborn sock.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a new boy maybe shoe off the
Speaker 1: fucking rear view on it.
Speaker 4: But Bert is one of the nicest comics in the business,
Speaker 4: and from A to Z from him struggling at the
Speaker 4: Boston Comedy Club and struggling get sets in New York
Speaker 4: to like blowing up right now to be in one
Speaker 4: of the biggest comics in the country and one of
Speaker 4: the biggest draws there isn't a comic in this industry
Speaker 4: that doesn't say I'm fucking I'm so happy. I mean,
Speaker 4: everybody's happy for that dude, because he's a grinder, a
Speaker 4: total grinder, and and one most given comics too.
Speaker 1: Some of the stories he was telling on this podcast
Speaker 1: as wild how he had to like really check himself.
Speaker 1: When Sigura is getting paid like twenty thousand a set
Speaker 1: or something like that, he was getting two thousand. He
Speaker 1: had to really I was like, I gotta pick it
Speaker 1: up or something like that, because being he was jack
Speaker 1: of all trading, he wasn't just really honing in on
Speaker 1: that one craft. Yeah, he seems he seems like a
Speaker 1: well rounded dude.
Speaker 3: Well, I think comes back for him, comes back to
Speaker 3: him now because you get to look back at the
Speaker 3: old stuff and it's extremely funny.
Speaker 4: Here's likes so much the playoff. Yeah, here's like a
Speaker 4: typical comic.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: So I'm doing this film the opening act about like
Speaker 4: a comics first time on the road.
Speaker 1: I reach out to Bert.
Speaker 4: Bert doesn't call me back, right, which is typical of Bert,
Speaker 4: if you know Bert. So I just I'm trying to
Speaker 4: cast this role as a cop in this movie. So
Speaker 4: I text him and I'm like, hey, man, you have
Speaker 4: Tom's number, and he gives it back to me, and
Speaker 4: I called Tom and I cast Tom in the movie. Now,
Speaker 4: Burt's fucking furious, what the fuck man? You cast Tom
Speaker 4: in the goddamn movie. I'm like, you don't fucking call
Speaker 4: me back. I called you, you didn't call me back.
Speaker 4: So I got Tom's Now I put Tom on the
Speaker 4: fucking thing. He's like, it's fucking bullshit, man, I don't
Speaker 4: fucking believe you. All this other stuff and it becomes
Speaker 4: this fun runner. Right, So I'm about to do the
Speaker 4: podcast to promote the film that I'm that Tom's in, right,
Speaker 4: and he brings it up again. But before I knew
Speaker 4: he was gonna bring it up, so I brought up
Speaker 4: an email that Vince Vaughn and Peter billings Ley, the producers,
Speaker 4: are on, and I said, here's who I want to
Speaker 4: cast in the film. Uh, you know, like Sarah Tiana
Speaker 4: is the secretary and Berg Chreischer is the cop. They go,
Speaker 4: they signed off on. I go, great, so it's all
Speaker 4: like dated everything. I sent it to Bert. I go, look,
Speaker 4: I fucking did it. I cast you in the goddamn thing.
Speaker 4: You didn't get back to me. He said, okay, okay,
Speaker 4: good okay, I saw it.
Speaker 1: Okay. He was actually he was actually mad that he
Speaker 1: didn't get it into.
Speaker 2: He was pissed.
Speaker 1: And then I don't get a movie.
Speaker 4: Then he he's doing. We had that conversation before. Then
Speaker 4: he's in his film, right and he's going off to
Speaker 4: Bulgaria to film his film. Congratulations, so happy before you
Speaker 4: earn this all the stuff, and I'm sending him good
Speaker 4: will whatever, and then I'm thinking, this piece of shit,
Speaker 4: he fucking rakes me over the calls for now and
Speaker 4: then he's putting everybody in this batsa on a scene.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you, piece of fucking shit. You didn't put
Speaker 4: me in your fucking movie. And I actually did cast you.
Speaker 4: Fuck you Bert got the camera right there.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. I love you. But yeah, yeah, I love you.
Speaker 1: God damn.
Speaker 4: I'm happy for that dude. And I mean he's he's
Speaker 4: a party everywhere he goes.
Speaker 1: Yes see that Moses by far the most fun to tour.
Speaker 4: With, without a doubt, really most fun comic. Although I'll
Speaker 4: say this I I I started working with Joe Gatto
Speaker 4: from Bro.
Speaker 2: He is so funny and uh im practical jokers.
Speaker 1: He's He was of the four, in my opinion, the
Speaker 1: most like shameless, like he did not care, would do anything?
Speaker 1: Would you absolutely it was you watched that show. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: you rolling laughing watching you were trying to come up
Speaker 1: with some.
Speaker 2: Of our like bits that we were gonna do with
Speaker 2: uh Hubbard by just watching in practical Jokers all the
Speaker 2: way long.
Speaker 1: He is funny.
Speaker 4: He I remember we did this Nashville comedy festival that
Speaker 4: was here and the Jokers were on it, and at
Speaker 4: the time I had this Sullivan show. We were on it,
Speaker 4: and so we were we were always hanging out and
Speaker 4: drinking together, and we were we were fucking boozing and
Speaker 4: Joe's on the other side of this bar.
Speaker 1: I'm on the side.
Speaker 4: We're all standing up like Colin Jost is there. We're
Speaker 4: singing piano man, and then Joe jumps off the center
Speaker 4: and starts dancing. He's taking his shirt off and stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm like, man, this dude's fucking crazy. He's fucking great.
Speaker 4: And then I found out he doesn't drink. I was like,
Speaker 4: you do all this shit sober. You're like, you're dancing
Speaker 4: doing the worm with your gut out and stuff, and
Speaker 4: you don't have any liquor. He's like, now, I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's the fucking I couldn't get my head around it.
Speaker 4: So so he's started to stand up. He's like, let's go.
Speaker 4: Uh he loves gambling. So we go to craps table and.
Speaker 1: Nothing to love. Was that toughing.
Speaker 4: He loves it, He loves loves but craps is the
Speaker 4: thing he loves getting a good community around it.
Speaker 1: It's the most the best social gambling game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so communal right, yes, but he he gives
Speaker 4: you license to like have fun because he's having fun.
Speaker 4: He's shitting on the on the dealer on the call
Speaker 4: him shit show senior. Shit show. Yeah, shit show, like
Speaker 4: in a fun, lovable way. But he's losing. And then
Speaker 4: there was this thing where this kid would always roll
Speaker 4: and he'd look at me and we'd make eye contact.
Speaker 4: So you kind of like have a little fun. You're
Speaker 4: like batting your eyes, you're licking your lips and stuff.
Speaker 4: And then he keeps he keeps winning. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 4: I gotta keep up in the game. So like, so
Speaker 4: he's he's getting ready to roll, I sneak up behind him,
Speaker 4: I go between his legs. I'm down on the ground
Speaker 4: between his legs, looking up at him like this, and
Speaker 4: he maintains eye contact, rolls it. Joe hits horn high
Speaker 4: aces on it and wins like fifty. So now I'm
Speaker 4: like constantly doing shit, and you know, his buddy lifts
Speaker 4: me up. I put my feet on the fucking craps
Speaker 4: table and I'm starting to finger myself and like.
Speaker 12: Ah and miss diabolical, and then he hits on the
Speaker 12: fucking monster bet and they're like, oh my god, like
Speaker 12: it kept going next then him when I.
Speaker 1: Started jogging them off up here, two guys over here.
Speaker 4: Funny, you bring it up. I got two bottles of
Speaker 4: water and as he's doing it, I'm going like this
Speaker 4: and then I go bat and I squirt the water
Speaker 4: all over me and I'm just drenched in water and
Speaker 4: again he hits the kid. Rolled for an hour in
Speaker 4: like five minutes, and I was doing all this crazy
Speaker 4: shit and I was exhausted. But it's because Gatto was
Speaker 4: like egging me on. And he's that guy that's like
Speaker 4: so like he pratfalls everywhere. We're in the airport and
Speaker 4: he'll walk towards somebody's luggage and he'll just trip over
Speaker 4: it and he'll pick it up. He's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry, but he can't get up either. Like the
Speaker 4: first two, He's got to wrestle with the thing. It's
Speaker 4: NonStop with all that.
Speaker 1: No cameras, he's still doing that, no cameras, he still
Speaker 1: does it, no go.
Speaker 4: If there's like stanchions, he'll walk through the stanchion and
Speaker 4: get wrapped up in it and pull them both down and.
Speaker 1: Create the biggest bang you've ever heard. And people like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you okay?
Speaker 4: Aren't you from bradtical And he's like, no, I'm not
Speaker 4: that guy, And then they'll just run away.
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. He'll just run away, dude, that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Is really fucking funny.
Speaker 4: But we do a pod together called Two Cool Moms
Speaker 4: where we take people's like questions and answer.
Speaker 1: So he's Jack loves moms, loves moms, dude who loves moms.
Speaker 2: The quarterback for the Jets, Jack Wilson.
Speaker 1: Wilson loves moms pretty much.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm the designated mom guy.
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, talked about the last pot. It's crazy because when.
Speaker 9: Jack first came on banging in juice boxes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jack, when he first came out.
Speaker 2: We tried to get him what was pothead.
Speaker 1: Jack stoner jack Jack, you know, and he was not
Speaker 1: having He's like, guys, my parents and we can't do that.
Speaker 1: We bring out milk fluver and he's like, yeah I could.
Speaker 1: I was, I can handle being a milk lover. Well,
Speaker 1: he goes my career. I wasn't getting paid at the time.
Speaker 1: I guess, Jet, how long you have this hash? A
Speaker 1: couple of years he's been. He's at that mustard for
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 3: But he brought up a very good point, Billy, all
Speaker 3: stranger things. I feel like it's a vibe you're going for.
Speaker 3: Is that true or false?
Speaker 5: It wasn't like my intention, but I can see it
Speaker 5: for sure. You go a little bit longer and the
Speaker 5: show Billy goes for Mike's mom.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's why maybe Jake is doing it.
Speaker 4: I'm glad to hear you like moms, because you do
Speaker 4: look like every other Amber alert.
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Speaker 1: Back to the episode. The first week I watched Titanic
Speaker 1: with my grandma in theaters saw did you cry? Oh?
Speaker 1: Well no, I didn't crow. I was too young to
Speaker 1: feel the emotions of the movie. Ever, so when the
Speaker 1: boobs came out, it was kind of the whole movie
Speaker 1: was a blur after that, you know, pay me like
Speaker 1: your friend girls.
Speaker 2: I was like, man, we're done.
Speaker 1: It's weird to jerk off in front of grandma. That
Speaker 1: was awkward. Right next to you. She put her hand
Speaker 1: over my eyes and I'm like, fucking get out of
Speaker 1: the way, dude.
Speaker 2: I feel like that was my first movie where my
Speaker 2: parents I covered my the first pair of boobs I
Speaker 2: ever saw it and like it changed me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Titanic. Yeah, it's still apply a top five
Speaker 1: movie to me of all time. Really, I love that movie. Fuck,
Speaker 1: it's been a few years for sure, it's still whole. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's been like six months. I watched it during the season,
Speaker 1: maybe after Week one. I had a tough Week one.
Speaker 1: I really just wanted to get emotional before you go
Speaker 1: to the night. In my jams, I'm flying with you, Jackie.
Speaker 1: You can sing though. Thank you for saying that. Dude.
Speaker 1: Is that a bad thing that he said? No, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, yeah, Wolfi's like I've never seen
Speaker 1: someone go there and just give it. Like yeah. In
Speaker 1: my head, I was like, I'm about to blow these
Speaker 1: people away. I have no idea how it actually went. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was great. I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I I first off, jelly Roll could do stand up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, so good. You can do stand up.
Speaker 1: I appreciate yeah, you.
Speaker 4: Knowing you and then hanging with you and then being
Speaker 4: on the show. I like, there's a because I watched
Speaker 4: the clips this. You guys have more chemistry than some
Speaker 4: comics on their podcast, and you could do this.
Speaker 1: You could do stand up. I'm sure if you wanted to. Well,
Speaker 1: you're texted me. Yeah. And I was at August fourth because.
Speaker 4: We're hanging backstage and you you had said two or
Speaker 4: three funny things in the in the green room. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, fuck you, you gotta go it sense
Speaker 4: to you, right, But you I think what's like Doing
Speaker 4: this is one thing, but then being on stage, and yeah,
Speaker 4: you have to have like presence, right, you have to
Speaker 4: have some semblance of presents. Even like someone like Nate
Speaker 4: who's pretty like dry in terms of his delivery, he
Speaker 4: still has a great presence on stage. You know, Jesselnick
Speaker 4: incredibly dry. He just gives nothing to the audience, but
Speaker 4: he definitely has a different presence than like Christier, for example, sore.
Speaker 4: But you guys both have a great presence. And that
Speaker 4: night you did it, I was I was really blown
Speaker 4: away to know that that was the first time you
Speaker 4: had been on.
Speaker 1: Stage, but then to deliver jokes like that was fucking great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like you would be really good at that
Speaker 1: riding and all that. We've talked about it a bunch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny, dude, Yeah, it was funny to see live shows.
Speaker 1: All we meant talking to rhymeman, Baby, we're doing the rhymen.
Speaker 1: Well we haven't, No, no, we haven't, but we are
Speaker 1: putting a rhyme and said we said, hey, we're doing
Speaker 1: the rhymen. Necks and the rymen and Twitter like sense
Speaker 1: of my eyes. So you guys are I guess you
Speaker 1: could say it's in the work crush.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, well, I feel like we could do
Speaker 2: we could do like go to our spots, yeah, where
Speaker 2: we feel like we'd get a crowd and do a
Speaker 2: lift show.
Speaker 1: Especially for Bus. The live show was a blast, and
Speaker 1: we did. We we got the live show. Will called
Speaker 1: me and said, hey, do you want to do a
Speaker 1: live show at Zany's And I was like, yeah, sounds
Speaker 1: good because you'll agree to anything if it's far enough away.
Speaker 1: You don't only think about it too much, right, So
Speaker 1: it gets closer and closer and I'm hey, we should Uh.
Speaker 1: I even go to Will and I'm like, we should
Speaker 1: probably write a couple things about what we should do
Speaker 1: and did not do a fucking thing. Didn't do a thing.
Speaker 1: And there was a couple of people from Barstool that
Speaker 1: came to see the show, like, hey, you guys preparing,
Speaker 1: Like no, not at all.
Speaker 3: I sent you because we could never give with Steve
Speaker 3: because I like Steve wants to soda doesn't have that.
Speaker 3: Because he sent the email and I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: check out this email and then yes, you got to
Speaker 3: go to KFC where it's like, all right, they have
Speaker 3: a podcast they're doing the last year one minute.
Speaker 1: A huge point to go to that because they asked
Speaker 1: both of us to come on the show. Will come
Speaker 1: he just had a new baby, still say I'll go
Speaker 1: because I really want to see, like what the vibe
Speaker 1: was like on a stage like that and everything. And
Speaker 1: once once I left there, I was like, we're gonna
Speaker 1: be just fine. But it was nerve wracking before, Like
Speaker 1: sitting in that green room, I was nervous. You were not.
Speaker 1: You weren't nervous because I was nervous about the stand
Speaker 1: you to stand up. So his his nerve level for
Speaker 1: the show is like we're good, and you got a
Speaker 1: buddy with you too, Like there's a you have a buddy.
Speaker 4: Set, Like when were us like, yeah, so cool to
Speaker 4: how we though of him. That was really cool because
Speaker 4: social boy. Yeah, but I mean most comics don't have that,
Speaker 4: Like you're kind of going up for the first time
Speaker 4: and you're new to this, you don't have anybody really there.
Speaker 4: But to see how supportive you were beaming about him,
Speaker 4: and it was almost like you scored a touchdown the.
Speaker 1: Way you came into the you know, the green. Wow,
Speaker 1: it was really cool to see I'll tell you it's
Speaker 1: my it's my guy. Yeah, that's my boy, and that
Speaker 1: that that was one of the most fun nights I've had,
Speaker 1: Like that was actually my first time in Zanies. Wow,
Speaker 1: any time in there and then being around all y'all
Speaker 1: and after we're all drinking in the places shut down
Speaker 1: that it was time. It was a it was a
Speaker 1: feel you're like, man, like, it's like living somewhere for
Speaker 1: so long and then you find out there's this whole
Speaker 1: new world that's just as exciting and more fun than
Speaker 1: most of the things you usually do on a regular
Speaker 1: basis instead of going to the bars, like go to aanies.
Speaker 1: It's so much fine.
Speaker 4: Like even like last night I was at the Comedy
Speaker 4: Seller and every time I go, because now I visit,
Speaker 4: you know, I go and pop in and do my
Speaker 4: my sets, and the sellers like the club in New York, right,
Speaker 4: you want to be past there. So everybody goes to
Speaker 4: meets and you walk in and Chris Rock's there, Kevin
Speaker 4: Hart's there, TJ. Miller's there, Mark Norman's there, Samuel's there,
Speaker 4: and you just know, all right, Tech's there.
Speaker 1: Fuck now I'm drinking, and you know you leave at.
Speaker 4: Five in the morning, but it's like that communal spot
Speaker 4: where you know you could walk in with me, and
Speaker 4: next thing you know, you're sitting at a table with
Speaker 4: all the best comics in New York City and just
Speaker 4: having a fucking blast, just stuff.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even you couldn't make up in your own
Speaker 1: has a child, Yeah, yeah, I mean, Kevin's just just
Speaker 1: like mad Dog and me and I didn't seen him
Speaker 1: in years.
Speaker 4: We were just catching up and he's just going on
Speaker 4: in this bit and I'm dying laughing. And then you're
Speaker 4: watching him and Chris they're filming a dock at the time,
Speaker 4: and then TJ. Miller, who's just I think one of
Speaker 4: the like almost like an anti Kaufman esque of like
Speaker 4: stand up comics where he'll just go up and just
Speaker 4: do crazy shit outside the box. And he had the
Speaker 4: comic before I was to go up after him. So
Speaker 4: he he was doing bits, and they had the MC
Speaker 4: come back up and introduce him like two or three
Speaker 4: more times because he felt like it wasn't going well.
Speaker 9: And then he was doing these bits and it was weird.
Speaker 4: And then I said, what you should do is before
Speaker 4: he brings me up, you go up again, as you're
Speaker 4: saying when they bring me up. And then he brought
Speaker 4: me up as Kevin Hart. And so it was fucking
Speaker 4: great that club. This is my favorite seller story of
Speaker 4: all time. I was just new there, maybe like a
Speaker 4: year in, and on any given night, anybody could walk
Speaker 4: through the door, and so this maybe two years a
Speaker 4: year in on stand up comedy, two years in. So
Speaker 4: I go in and Godfrey's hosting, and it's a Tuesday night.
Speaker 9: The seller's not the seller like what it is now.
Speaker 4: Right now it's like a tourist spot and it's packed
Speaker 4: every night and there's three different rooms.
Speaker 1: But then it was just.
Speaker 9: Maybe one hundred people on a Tuesday night.
Speaker 4: Godfrey goes up, he said, ladies and gentlemen, This is
Speaker 4: why I love the commedy seller.
Speaker 1: You never know who's going to stop in here tonight.
Speaker 4: So tonight we I got a special guest, Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 4: How about it for Rob Williams. Rob Williams goes up
Speaker 4: for like thirty minutes, just crushes, crushes, right, and all
Speaker 4: the young comics are kind of waiting to go up
Speaker 4: and stuff. And then Godfred goes back up. He's like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you guys, you're never gonna believe this.
Speaker 4: How about a big round plause? Ray Romano, Now everybody
Speaker 4: loves Ray and was still on the air. Ray Ronald
Speaker 4: comes in place, goes bananas, and then Godfrey goes back up.
Speaker 1: He's like, guys, this is just one of those nights.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm saying this, But ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 4: big round plause. Dave Chappelle. Chappelle walks in. They're losing
Speaker 4: their fucking minds. Yeah, it's Tuesday. They paid ten bucks
Speaker 4: to go in. I don't whens back up. Comics are slowly
Speaker 4: like leaving because they know the nights getting longer. Goes
Speaker 4: back up, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld comes in the fucking place. They're they're
Speaker 4: going nuts, right, Yeah, Seinfeld comes off, I'm the only
Speaker 4: one staying now, okay, because everybody's gone home now, and
Speaker 4: Godfrey goes back up. He's like, ladies, yep, I can't
Speaker 4: believe him saying this. I've never seen it like this.
Speaker 1: Chris Rock.
Speaker 4: Chris Rock goes up, fucking destroys right, they're giving him
Speaker 4: a standing over as longer these sets they're doing, they're
Speaker 4: all doing like twenty maybe a half hour, but.
Speaker 1: We're in there for three and a half hours.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those shows would go from nine to two in
Speaker 4: the morning. No way, I was the only one that
Speaker 4: stayed left. Godfrey goes back up, he goes, guys, you're
Speaker 4: not gonna believe us. I cannot believe them saying this,
Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Murphy. People are fucking standing up, applauding,
Speaker 4: crying and egos just kidding.
Speaker 1: Steve Burne, no oh, so how'd you do? I fucking bomb?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: You know, play the dicks that night because it was
Speaker 4: just like that sustatement of excitement and everything that they had.
Speaker 4: But as a young comic, again, it's one of those
Speaker 4: learning experiences when we were just watching the best of
Speaker 4: the best and then going upstairs and hearing their stories
Speaker 4: was fucking great.
Speaker 1: Now, when you have that much star power around, you're
Speaker 1: like new starting out. Is there like a what you're
Speaker 1: allowed to do and not allowed to do? Like, is
Speaker 1: there like an unwritten rule of being able to Like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can only hang out for this long, you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1: You don't want to sit there in the room with
Speaker 1: everyone and kind of just stick around for to be
Speaker 1: the guy that sticks around for too long.
Speaker 4: Well, at the at the cellar in particular, it's called
Speaker 4: the table and the tables where only past comedians can
Speaker 4: sit there. So you get a bunch of comics that
Speaker 4: come and they want to be around, so they go
Speaker 4: off to the other tables. But the tables the table,
Speaker 4: So you'd sit at the table during your sets, but
Speaker 4: when those guys come in, you just shut.
Speaker 1: The fuck up and listen. Really some great stories.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, that's awesome, that's incredible. I mean, you've been
Speaker 3: doing comedy since ninety seven.
Speaker 4: Ninety seven, yeah, twenty plus years now, so it's been
Speaker 4: six a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like talk about that grind. I mean, you've
Speaker 2: been in it for obviously fucking.
Speaker 1: It's it's the best job in the world.
Speaker 4: But I think what I what I like now is
Speaker 4: like seeing all my friends hit at different times, right,
Speaker 4: like Chrischer again, like a grinder that just kept getting
Speaker 4: passed up. Sebastian, you know, I mean, the guy's doing
Speaker 4: what eight shows sold out Madison Square Garden and there
Speaker 4: was a period of time where nobody wanted anything to
Speaker 4: do with him, like nothing to do with him, but
Speaker 4: we all like at the store, we always would have
Speaker 4: impressions of comics we loved, and Sebastian had this joke.
Speaker 4: So anytime you know Sebastian be on stage, you know,
Speaker 4: you'd walk in and be like, who's on stage? You
Speaker 4: go Apple Martini, and he's like, oh, that's your way
Speaker 4: of saying Sebastian.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: So it's fun to see like guys hit at different
Speaker 4: points that really deserve it, and then there's guys like
Speaker 4: Steve Simone that don't hit, but you still love watching.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, it's just fun to see the
Speaker 4: growth and even like guys like Mark Norman and Samuerel,
Speaker 4: these Joe List, these guys in New York City, they're
Speaker 4: blowing up. It's fun to see them take the industry
Speaker 4: within themselves, because before you'd have to wait for the
Speaker 4: anointment of the industry Netflix or HBO to give you
Speaker 4: your first break. But now it's like Andrew Schultz, you
Speaker 4: just release it on your own platform and then all
Speaker 4: the comics get together and via social media blow it
Speaker 4: the fuck out to help that individual. And now you're
Speaker 4: getting ten million views on YouTube and monetizing that and
Speaker 4: making just as much money and kind of giving a
Speaker 4: finger to the industry, which I love that. I can't
Speaker 4: believe Mark Norman one of the most prolific, and Sam
Speaker 4: and Joe. These guys are all joke writers, their craftsmen.
Speaker 4: They really take their job seriously, and Netflix passed them up,
Speaker 4: and it's like now they're bigger than ever. They're doing
Speaker 4: theaters and stuff, and they deserve it.
Speaker 2: Because of politics, I.
Speaker 9: Think, I think there are the industry.
Speaker 4: You can't take it personally, you know, I'm sure much
Speaker 4: like your industry, you got it.
Speaker 1: You gotta there.
Speaker 4: There's a point where, like if you get traded right,
Speaker 4: it's just like you can go let your emotions get involved,
Speaker 4: but there is a business to this.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day.
Speaker 4: Too, and the industry in our business their heat seeking missiles.
Speaker 4: They want to go after people that got a little
Speaker 4: heat or a little cachet. And every few years there's
Speaker 4: this new individual that comes out. The industry backs. But
Speaker 4: but you got to go with the tried and true
Speaker 4: of the people that are grinding, like Mark or Sam
Speaker 4: or Joe or you know, any of us when we're younger.
Speaker 1: So so you're saying, well with the new, but the
Speaker 1: new stuff, you don't really need the Netflix anymore, Hume.
Speaker 2: Same thing with christ the Stefanel.
Speaker 1: He did his stand up and he's like, Netflix, canna
Speaker 1: have it if they want to blah blah, and they
Speaker 1: end up coming after even film the thing. They everybody
Speaker 1: turned him down and then he released it on YouTube
Speaker 1: or yeah, Neplix bought it. Shane gillis as well, hish
Speaker 1: it is. That's stand up. I thought this Stephano is
Speaker 1: hilarious too.
Speaker 4: And all those guys they took it upon themselves and
Speaker 4: before they were doing this, like Joe Koy another perfect example, right,
Speaker 4: the guy is blowing up, he's sun up theaters. The
Speaker 4: industry wants nothing to do with him, so he goes out.
Speaker 4: He's got deep enough pockets. He says, well, fuck it,
Speaker 4: I'll just film myself. He goes back home in Seattle,
Speaker 4: gets a big theater, blows it the fuck out, looks
Speaker 4: at the credits, goes he's the DP on that thing.
Speaker 9: I'll call him up. He's the director on that, I'll
Speaker 9: call him up.
Speaker 4: Gets all the people that worked on the other ones,
Speaker 4: puts the puts the sweat equity and money value into it,
Speaker 4: and then goes back to it and says this.
Speaker 1: This should be on.
Speaker 4: They go yeah, fuck, of course, yeah yeah, And then
Speaker 4: it goes on, and now he's got a film with
Speaker 4: Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that's he took it again.
Speaker 4: All these guys were talking about took a gamble on
Speaker 4: themselves and took money out of the pocket and put
Speaker 4: production value behind the things that they're doing. And now
Speaker 4: they're being rewarded for it. And they deserve it too,
Speaker 4: because it's talent meets sweat equity meets commerce.
Speaker 1: So when you're talking about atomics and different style of
Speaker 1: storytellers and joke writers, craftsmen and stuff like that, is
Speaker 1: there like kind of a seasonal thing Like people are
Speaker 1: really into like shot comedy right now, are people really
Speaker 1: into storytelling right now, that made the industry gets behind
Speaker 1: like someone could behind a Burt Crush and there's like
Speaker 1: a Ralphie may Or.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, this is just kind of saying whatever.
Speaker 4: Depends on the voice, right, I mean there's different voices
Speaker 4: for a different periods of time, right, Like Bill Burr
Speaker 4: is I think the voice of right now you have
Speaker 4: He's Mount Rushmore, and I mean Mount Rushmore for me, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'd probably put him up there, but I also started
Speaker 4: with him, so I don't look at him like everybody
Speaker 4: else does you know where it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's Bill.
Speaker 1: Burt's like, you know, this is Bill who who?
Speaker 4: We would perform at Dangerfields in front of fifteen people,
Speaker 4: and he would go on these you know, quote unquote
Speaker 4: misogynistic kicks. And I would see a sixty five year
Speaker 4: old woman go and go to strangle Bill Burr little Dangerfield.
Speaker 4: She got up and Bill just took the mic stand
Speaker 4: and held it in front of him like this. He's like, lady,
Speaker 4: you can't do this. You can't do this lady because
Speaker 4: there was no security. So Bill's just like like the
Speaker 4: crucifix and that the Exorcist backing her way, and eventually
Speaker 4: her husband came and dragged her off. But but I
Speaker 4: mean Burr is Yeah, I mean he's definitely the comic
Speaker 4: right now. I'd put him above Chappelle even I think
Speaker 4: in terms of just hitting a different stride and blowing
Speaker 4: up and being so well received that he is this
Speaker 4: lightning rod for comedy right now that everybody knows and
Speaker 4: loves him. Who would be on your mount Rushmore? Uh, Carlin,
Speaker 4: pryor Rock for me? I love Chris Rock. I I
Speaker 4: put Bill burther Yeah, yeah, but I don't know. There's
Speaker 4: also I don't know, there's so many different factions stand
Speaker 4: up too, so I know there's like a comedy comedian
Speaker 4: episode there's no laughs because I'm talking about the art
Speaker 4: of comedy.
Speaker 6: No, this is.
Speaker 1: This. I don't know.
Speaker 9: There's so many just different gears.
Speaker 4: And like I'm reading that book Elvis in Vegas, But
Speaker 4: the book's really about entertainment of Vegas, how Vegas came
Speaker 4: to be, and all these great performers and entertainers that
Speaker 4: performed out of Vegas. I love Dean Martin, I love
Speaker 4: Bob Hope, I love Johnny Carson. I'll watch I'll love Dangerfield,
Speaker 4: Dangerfield is one of my favorites. And you could watch
Speaker 4: a Dangerfield set today and you could put it in
Speaker 4: front of of We're all different brackets of ages and generations.
Speaker 4: You could put Dangerfield on right now. It fucking kills,
Speaker 4: still kills. My wife is so ugly. I took her
Speaker 4: to the fishing pier. All the fishermen go, oh, what
Speaker 4: bait you use? I mean, that's a fucking great joke.
Speaker 4: It's so quick and just right there and compact.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I love like that kind of delivery. I love Weekend
Speaker 4: Update watching Colin Jos and Michael ja. Yeah, and they
Speaker 4: got evergreen kind of one liners.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the skit they did where they wrote
Speaker 1: each other's jokes. That's the fuck of it. Probably the
Speaker 1: funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Absolutely hilarious, my favorite thing. And they truly don't know.
Speaker 4: And Chade loves to bury Jos.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this kills that man.
Speaker 4: But Jos Jost is such a great writer. People don't
Speaker 4: know that guy was a head writer, like in his twenties.
Speaker 4: So that's he came out on the road with me
Speaker 4: when he was just writing, and for three summers he
Speaker 4: would just come out and we got to know each
Speaker 4: other and that dude is prolific. We just went and
Speaker 4: did a run of shows and we woke up at
Speaker 4: like eight, golfed all day, hung out with the guys,
Speaker 4: had dinner and lunch, you know, and then literally rushed
Speaker 4: back to the hotel, shower up, go do the show
Speaker 4: in front of two thousand people. And from the night
Speaker 4: before he had fifteen new minutes. I was like, when
Speaker 4: did you work on that? He's like, oh, its just
Speaker 4: in my head all day. I was like, how the
Speaker 4: fuck Like, but to prepare and memorize for like, I'd
Speaker 4: have to sit down and put in a notebook and
Speaker 4: write it out, and he just did it on stage.
Speaker 4: It was fucking is. And when he would go on
Speaker 4: the road with me in his twenties, he would have
Speaker 4: a new fifteen minutes every night. I'm not joking every night.
Speaker 4: That's it's unheard of. That's again, that's how prolific he was.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 4: You have three newspapers next to him. At the pool,
Speaker 4: he'd go swimming in the morning. I remember I was
Speaker 4: hungover and I have to go do morning radio.
Speaker 1: That dude, I don't think I'm speaking as he's.
Speaker 4: Harvard educated, good looking, handsome, married to a movie star.
Speaker 4: He's the friend I have that shipped his pants most
Speaker 4: in publicly. You want to hear ship your pants stories
Speaker 4: to Colin Jost, He's shipped his pants during finals in
Speaker 4: Harvard where he's sitting in ship.
Speaker 1: Do you have like.
Speaker 4: Nervous Like I gotta do't know, Like I think he's
Speaker 4: a nervous shitter. I think he's lactose in tolerant and
Speaker 4: we'd go get ice cream. He's like, he's like, this
Speaker 4: is the gamble I'm willing to take every time I.
Speaker 1: Respect a Tier one dessert. In my opinion, it's out there, dude.
Speaker 4: So when I look at him and he always lays
Speaker 4: in ship jokes once every two or three weeks, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know where this is coming from.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he experiences it himself. Is it is it
Speaker 3: hard to stay patient for your time?
Speaker 4: And I'm not talking like you specifically, but as your
Speaker 4: economic coming up, staying patient, like you see you're growing
Speaker 4: through your career with all these guys.
Speaker 2: You see guys at their moments, they oh, yeah, you
Speaker 2: know that. You guys see that too in your industry?
Speaker 2: Were sure, We're yeah, absolutely you're getting rewarded.
Speaker 1: You're a little bit It's a little bit different though,
Speaker 1: because it's pretty cut and dry and football you're either
Speaker 1: producing or not producers. Yeah, there's politics when you get
Speaker 1: to like the practice field and camp, Like a guy
Speaker 1: who goes undrafted is not gonna have a fair enough
Speaker 1: shot to a guy's like a third round pick or
Speaker 1: something like that. They're gonna give a guy. So you
Speaker 1: get on the field on a Sunday and you ball,
Speaker 1: it's like, don't lie. Yeah, it's cutting dry comedy. It's
Speaker 1: more like it's a creative space. So everybody's energy is
Speaker 1: a little bit different. So many different styles, yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of different styles. It's longer, like you've been on
Speaker 1: State since ninety seven. It's like football is a finite career,
Speaker 1: like a very short career. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, I mean the healthiest way to do it is
Speaker 4: I I always got in the mindset of like we're
Speaker 4: all golfing. I got to concentrate on my game. I
Speaker 4: can't concentrate on your game. Your game means nothing to me.
Speaker 4: I don't even golf. But that was my way of
Speaker 4: making it analogous and healthy for myself. I think the
Speaker 4: great thing.
Speaker 1: Go to the hole.
Speaker 2: That word means, I mean analogy, but just a bigger way.
Speaker 4: Of saying thank hey, Van turn to figure out, like,
Speaker 4: let's make it, guys, I am half Korean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there it is more more waters we can't try.
Speaker 9: They talk about porn and you guys will demolish me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here starts for a little different.
Speaker 9: But I think like in that industry, it's so easy
Speaker 9: to see. But now what what the difference was?
Speaker 4: The the industry would anoint certain individuals like Mini Kalik
Speaker 4: for example, Right, she was anointed pretty early on Ivy League,
Speaker 4: educated and and.
Speaker 9: Just running with a great career. And I'm sure she
Speaker 9: works really hard at it, of course.
Speaker 4: But but but with comedy, the industry would annoint you
Speaker 4: based off a great tonight chose set. But if the
Speaker 4: booker didn't like you, well you're not getting on and
Speaker 4: you could kill on the road. Nowadays you don't need that.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 4: Bird's a perfect example, like the industry ignored him for years.
Speaker 4: He just did a movie with Mark Hamill. I mean
Speaker 4: he did it on his own. Schultz did it on
Speaker 4: his own. A these guys are doing it on their own.
Speaker 4: It's the com MVP of this podcast right now. He's
Speaker 4: been brought up a lot today, he.
Speaker 1: Has been talked to it. Yeah, but I mean, I
Speaker 1: really am.
Speaker 4: He's a great beacon of hope for people that are
Speaker 4: talented that just got passed over, and he did it
Speaker 4: on his own and for me, my journey.
Speaker 2: It's funny over.
Speaker 4: COVID, I watched My Hour specials because for five years
Speaker 4: I've were working on this hour that I'm filming here
Speaker 4: in Tennessee. I was filming at Saturday, August twenty seventh
Speaker 4: at Franklin Theater. And for years, everybody said no to me.
Speaker 4: Nobody wanted my new hour, like nope, you're done, You're
Speaker 4: like washed up. I had a sitcom and nobody wanted
Speaker 4: anything to do with me. And then I had this
Speaker 4: film that came out during pandemic, of course, and it
Speaker 4: did well but well enough, right, but didn't have like
Speaker 4: an impact. So I'm just sitting there waiting and waiting
Speaker 4: for like a fucking yes, well, somebody say yes to this,
Speaker 4: and I thought, Okay, I'm thinking I'm gonna have to
Speaker 4: do this on my own. But then finally somebody from
Speaker 4: Amazon saw it. But it was only because I think
Speaker 4: I had the time to go back and be accountable
Speaker 4: for my I went back and I watched all my
Speaker 4: hours and I was like, it was good, it's it.
Speaker 1: It was good. It wasn't great. Like if I were
Speaker 1: to listen to a podcast of Will and I sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like a lot of people listen to this, like
Speaker 1: it's just us hang out, you know. Yeah, so you're
Speaker 1: gonna be a massive critic of your own self, like
Speaker 1: you're just hearing yourself talk and everything.
Speaker 4: But you got to be accountable for I think it's
Speaker 4: easy to go, oh, well fuck it, or they're racist,
Speaker 4: or I'm fucking great on this. You could make a
Speaker 4: thousand excuses, but if you don't take the time to
Speaker 4: look at yourself and go, no, it's just not good enough.
Speaker 1: You didn't do well enough. You gotta do better.
Speaker 4: And so I pushed myself even further and harder and
Speaker 4: really wrote and went out to my friends and said
Speaker 4: can you take a look at this? Can you help
Speaker 4: me with this? And then going oh this is tweak
Speaker 4: this and then'll be fucking and then it all kind
Speaker 4: of gloms together. And then after I did this self accountability,
Speaker 4: look myself in the mirror, I go, okay, now take
Speaker 4: another stab at it and I did, and then Amazon
Speaker 4: said all right, let's do it.
Speaker 1: And it took.
Speaker 4: That was the hardest yes I've ever gotten in this industry.
Speaker 4: It took so much fucking rejection. And so whether it hits,
Speaker 4: whether it doesn't, I'm just fucking proud that finally, like
Speaker 4: I did the work and it paid off and we'll
Speaker 4: see what happens.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: I like how you said all that stuff too, with
Speaker 3: the self accountability aspect, because you're like, yeah, we can
Speaker 3: come on, and I felt we Obviously it's sometimes it
Speaker 3: sucks to hear our voice over and over, but like
Speaker 3: with football.
Speaker 1: Right, you're here yourself like like you play something back
Speaker 1: and you're like, I sound like that. Me is especially
Speaker 1: I have the amount of times to have somebody go
Speaker 1: to I didn't think it sound like that is how
Speaker 1: big I am life. I'm living out here. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I should look like I should. I
Speaker 1: should sound like that dude from the All State commercials,
Speaker 1: that black dude. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I sound like a fucking six year old.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of guys who would be in denial
Speaker 3: about their own game, thinking like I'm not sure how
Speaker 3: did that? Is the most annoying ship when people do
Speaker 3: that sometimes kind of like the same thing, like you
Speaker 3: go back and actually look at how you play, and
Speaker 3: then you go and get peer perspective, like sometimes you
Speaker 3: might be nervous to go get another outside to be
Speaker 3: harder to do, but like going somebody, hey, actually do
Speaker 3: like watch this for me, check this out for me,
Speaker 3: give me your honest feedback, like don't buy you on
Speaker 3: the bush, Like I think that's but isn't there like
Speaker 3: when when somebody you always see this, right, somebody has
Speaker 3: a breakout year contract year, then they go to like
Speaker 3: the Yankees for example, whatever team you want, and they
Speaker 3: get this major fucking contract and then they just don't produce.
Speaker 4: Is there like a complacency when you hit a truly
Speaker 4: ridiculous amount of money that you see sometimes in athletes
Speaker 4: it thinks it's.
Speaker 1: All depending on the individual. Yeah, like some guys from
Speaker 1: going from somewhere somewhere to somewhere else. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of times is depends what position you play. Like
Speaker 1: if you're a receiver and you had all these yards,
Speaker 1: but they were throwing you the ball a time, and
Speaker 1: then you go to a team that maybe has more
Speaker 1: players something like that, and you're not as utilizing that offense, right,
Speaker 1: that might play And there's a level of complacency that
Speaker 1: guys do get when when it's the This guard his
Speaker 1: name was David DeCastro. He plays for the Steelers. He
Speaker 1: got broke off paid one year and I was it
Speaker 1: was twenty sixteen. We're at the pro and he's like,
Speaker 1: these are gonna be the next the hardest five years
Speaker 1: of my life. And I'm like, why because that motivation
Speaker 1: to get paid is now gone? You know, so where
Speaker 1: where where else is that chip now? Where Hainesworth? Albert Hainsworth? Well,
Speaker 1: there's probably more guys than not that don't grind, right,
Speaker 1: there's got to be of a level of like, you
Speaker 1: you have to have a different why than money. If
Speaker 1: your why is just money, you're not going to succeed
Speaker 1: to your ultimate potential. So this is something I do
Speaker 1: wonder because you guys do this profession.
Speaker 4: But does the competitive fire kind of wane once you
Speaker 4: become a professional understanding we're all pros here, you know,
Speaker 4: like you see like I'm a huge hockey guy, right,
Speaker 4: so you're seeing guys play and even in the fighting,
Speaker 4: they don't want to necessarily really hurt each other because but.
Speaker 1: The game's also evolve so much, right, there's not like
Speaker 1: these guardians of the ice anymore, where it's like these
Speaker 1: dudes are here to play three minutes and beat the
Speaker 1: shit out of people. Yeah, yeah, that's a different thing.
Speaker 1: But what what I think is that's so different is
Speaker 1: in football, it's just hard, dude. It's the competitively. You're
Speaker 1: either competitive or you're not. Right, these guys that are
Speaker 1: ultimately super talented and you can come in at any time. Well,
Speaker 1: but like those guys are crazy talented and are just
Speaker 1: like good and they can turn it on and off
Speaker 1: whenever they want. Julius Peppers is a guy that reminds
Speaker 1: me of that, because even at his older age, putting
Speaker 1: against him, he looked like he didn't really care. But
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden he'd be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a sack real quick, and he'd just go fucking
Speaker 1: light somebody up because he just was that good. Sure,
Speaker 1: and those guys like Michael Jordan where it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: the cash never mattered at him. It was really about
Speaker 1: like I need to win and be the best. That
Speaker 1: competitive lebron Kobe, those guys. But that's why you see
Speaker 1: those guys transcend up to the top. It's because they
Speaker 1: have that competitive edge. They're fueled by something else other
Speaker 1: than the success about what other people say or what
Speaker 1: their peers think about them. They're they're a field by
Speaker 1: whatever side of them, not like fame, money and everything else.
Speaker 1: I think it just all depends on these social.
Speaker 4: Media like like with comedy, like I hear so many comments, go, fuck,
Speaker 4: I don't want to do this, like you have to post,
Speaker 4: you have to you almost have to do a podcast
Speaker 4: now it's a comic, right, and a lot of them
Speaker 4: just don't want to do They just don't want to
Speaker 4: do it, right, But professional athletes, I mean, do you
Speaker 4: feel that you need to do it?
Speaker 1: Is something like for this podcast, for this podcast.
Speaker 4: If you were just just Wrickly an athlete without the podcast,
Speaker 4: would you be active on it or would you just
Speaker 4: be like, fucking, I'm good, I'm on the field. I
Speaker 4: don't have to I don't have to market myself. But
Speaker 4: but there is still a marketability for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say I was gonna say, yeah,
Speaker 2: like if there was no podcast, like I always I've
Speaker 2: always enjoyed, like whether it's making people laugh or showing people,
Speaker 2: you know, things that go on, Like I've always enjoyed
Speaker 2: that stuff, Like I've always goofed around and like had
Speaker 2: fun with it. So I think I would be doing
Speaker 2: it no matter what.
Speaker 3: But also like when you are an athlete, like seeing
Speaker 3: it as like you know, NFL stands for not for long,
Speaker 3: Like the average career is two point eight years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's only a finite amount of time that you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to play this sport.
Speaker 2: Now. Not everybody's gonna cash out and be able to
Speaker 2: hit like some huge bag, Like you should do well
Speaker 2: if you're in the league for several years, like you
Speaker 2: should be well enough to give yourself a cushion for
Speaker 2: a couple of years, but eventually you're gonna have to
Speaker 2: find something to do. And even people who make a
Speaker 2: lot of money, like you're still gonna have to have
Speaker 2: some kind of curiosity whenever you're done playing. So whenever
Speaker 2: you do have like to me, the way I look
Speaker 2: at it, when you do have the shield, you need
Speaker 2: to use it as much as you can, even when
Speaker 2: you're in college, especially with NIL now, but before the
Speaker 2: NIL stuff, like you have a certain amount of time
Speaker 2: to shake as many hands as possible.
Speaker 3: Network as much as network as much as you can.
Speaker 3: I always say, your jokes are funnier, you're better looking
Speaker 3: all this stuff while you're playing, So you need to
Speaker 3: take advantage of it. And social media is a way
Speaker 3: to build your brand, whether or not you have a
Speaker 3: podcast or anything else, you have this platform, these platforms
Speaker 3: to kind of maximize the window that you're in if
Speaker 3: you're trying to parlay it into something else, because whenever
Speaker 3: it's gone and it's behind you, and so you weren't doing.
Speaker 1: It, you don't care about your nar as much.
Speaker 2: People Yeah, people don't know what. The League's not gonna
Speaker 2: take care of you afterwards. People don't care about you
Speaker 2: as much. And everybody's gonna like any opportunity you try.
Speaker 3: To create or make, they're gonna be, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: he's kind of he's kind of trying to get back
Speaker 3: into something now that now the ball's over.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: So that's how I've always looked at it. I've always
Speaker 3: enjoyed it, and now it's like having this stuff gives
Speaker 3: me even more.
Speaker 1: Ver a pad of a time for you guys.
Speaker 4: I mean to have this that you built up and
Speaker 4: now you know the track set, Like like when it
Speaker 4: does eventually draw to a close, you have this next venture,
Speaker 4: which is so fucking awesome because there's a lot of
Speaker 4: comic or a lot of professional athletes I know that
Speaker 4: deal with the depression that comes with it, with you know,
Speaker 4: the pivot and change of loss of identity, having a
Speaker 4: regiment to schedules.
Speaker 1: When you just said, it's got to be probably the
Speaker 1: biggest one, yea loss of identity because when you play sports,
Speaker 1: especially you play football and even hockey that you're a
Speaker 1: big hockey fan, like you got to commit to that
Speaker 1: sport rights and quick especially in hockey, but your whole
Speaker 1: life is that, And then you got guys who put
Speaker 1: their head down and grind. Like before this podcast, I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about anything other than football, and then
Speaker 1: once this podcast are there was a level of pressure
Speaker 1: in the back of mind that I didn't even realize
Speaker 1: I had. Where I said, when this thing started going off,
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, I know I'm gonna be okay after football. Sure,
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be all right for whether it's
Speaker 1: the identity thing, whether it's what am I gonna do,
Speaker 1: Like how am I going to still like the scratch
Speaker 1: his itch of being competitive? It's like you know, numbers
Speaker 1: going up and all that, or like some sort of
Speaker 1: creative outlet. That's definitely something that's I think guys are
Speaker 1: really really struggling with when they're done right right hard time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like that the stuff we talked about
Speaker 3: Eric Wood, like finding that next roller coaster, Like we've
Speaker 3: lived a we've lived our entire lives to play a
Speaker 3: sport like our dream, and we're living out our dream.
Speaker 1: And it's going to come to a close.
Speaker 3: And when it does, it's like, you know, if you're
Speaker 3: lucky enough to play to thirty, you have hopefully the
Speaker 3: majority of your life left. Like what are you going
Speaker 3: to like do or put your energy into. And I
Speaker 3: think guys do struggle because you were put on this
Speaker 3: pedestal for our entire lives, Like our years are built
Speaker 3: around ourselves. Yeah, we're like selfish with our time and
Speaker 3: like because money is like the factor that says, hey
Speaker 3: I make X amount, this life should be around me
Speaker 3: because I'm on TV every weekend.
Speaker 2: Sure, and then when that's over with, it's not like
Speaker 2: you realize, like.
Speaker 1: It's pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, it's a dope professor. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: anything like college, dude, college, you're you go to a
Speaker 1: major University of Nebraska in Michigan.
Speaker 2: There's a silver spoon the whole time you're at that school.
Speaker 4: I Kent State, I know, I don't know. I know
Speaker 4: the Golden fo that's a big deal right there to
Speaker 4: eighteen and fourteen. I got the fever. You got the fever.
Speaker 6: Baby.
Speaker 1: But when you're there, like you're going and you're you're
Speaker 1: working through all stuff in your hand is held the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, I was the guy that grinded on
Speaker 1: that two point oh. I would do whatever I could
Speaker 1: just to keep the two point out grind a two
Speaker 1: point oh. I would go and teach you. Hey, if
Speaker 1: you just change these couple of things, can get a
Speaker 1: BE instead of a C. Yeah, why, I'll just get
Speaker 1: the see it. I'm passing. I'm solid. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: But I can play degrees? Agree, your degree doesn't say
Speaker 1: C on it. It's a fucking degree, you know. And
Speaker 1: so but when you're there, like you have the academic centers,
Speaker 1: you have the tutors, you have all this stuffy Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: that's the truth.
Speaker 2: So it's like allows me to still play.
Speaker 1: It means good to go right, That means I can play, Like, yes,
Speaker 1: good for the stars. Yeah they're nice. It's a beautiful view.
Speaker 1: But if you're in the stars, you can't see the stars.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Fuck that ship. I want
Speaker 1: to look at them, bitch, this is nice. There's joke
Speaker 1: twenty three US. I saw plenty of stars. Dude, you
Speaker 1: gotta it's dude, it's but it's what it is, Dude.
Speaker 1: You're in these guys, like I was lucky enough to
Speaker 1: go play in the NFL. Some of these guys finished
Speaker 1: college and they're like, you're not the man anymore. It's over, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, And it's just it's finding a way to
Speaker 1: figure out not being the man from like people know
Speaker 1: who you are, how much money, Like, how do you
Speaker 1: feel in yourself that same confidence you had when you
Speaker 1: were football or were you know, all all that and
Speaker 1: that was It's gonna be a hard thing for a
Speaker 1: lot of guys.
Speaker 4: You find it alarming that there's more coverage on football
Speaker 4: than national politics.
Speaker 1: I'm I think it's better. I think that's you should
Speaker 1: have more. You should have more coverage on football than politics.
Speaker 1: As much as much coverage as possible. Every time I
Speaker 1: turned on my my Instagram, it's Biden stuttering out something,
Speaker 1: and then a couple of years ago is Trump being
Speaker 1: racist about something. It's just like, we know what, we
Speaker 1: know what Taylor's algorithm feeds him. I just played both sides.
Speaker 1: It's just you do you you watch the news? Do
Speaker 1: you turn you go homie turn on CNN? I wat.
Speaker 9: I I do watch both.
Speaker 1: I do watch both.
Speaker 4: So I love to get my January sixth update on
Speaker 4: one network and then uh yeah, hear the pro police
Speaker 4: update on the other network. But I love, I love
Speaker 4: I just as a comic. I really hope Trump runs again. God,
Speaker 4: I fucking love it. It's like a Christmas buffet that
Speaker 4: dude does not stop giving. He's fucking cereal for days.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love him. I love Can you
Speaker 1: talk to some of them right wing casts are like, well,
Speaker 1: you know Fox is actually owned by the liberals too.
Speaker 1: It's just it's crazy, this whole world we're living in
Speaker 1: a like Illuminati type shit.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean it was so funny how
Speaker 4: like Elon Musk is like this golden child and then
Speaker 4: he's like, I think I might Republican.
Speaker 1: He's like, this guy's a piece of ship. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I just think it's so fascinating, the pendulum
Speaker 4: swings that the media has and everything. But just like
Speaker 4: as a comedian, I'm strictly speaking as a comedian, I
Speaker 4: fucking loved Trump. I think he is just absolutely fascinating.
Speaker 4: He doesn't give a fuck, He just says whatever he wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean the fact that Clift the part where he says,
Speaker 2: I fucking love Trump, that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's all we want, and hearts around me.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know the fact that Twitter is
Speaker 1: gonna love this episode again another way again, like.
Speaker 4: When when he's asked questions like what do you think
Speaker 4: of Heidi Clum and he's like, well, sadly she's no
Speaker 4: longer a ten. It's like, that's fucking crazy gribe a
Speaker 4: human being as no longer being a ten. Like I'm like,
Speaker 4: keep those oude me write that down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Politics are not for me, dude, Yeah, not for me.
Speaker 2: Not interested in it to me, Like everybody gets way
Speaker 2: too there's too much, too much, Yeah, the emotional involvement.
Speaker 3: Like I'll just listen, I'm just trying to live. I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to like do my my daily stuff.
Speaker 1: People say, if you argue you don't stand for something,
Speaker 1: you'll fall for anything. I say, fuck that, dude, I'll
Speaker 1: not stand for anything. It's the best get along with anybody,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Who Yeah, I'll fall for
Speaker 1: it all someone. If I'm around somebody, that's Democrats all mine, dude,
Speaker 1: if I'm running Republicans.
Speaker 2: So I think Jeff Di had a bit about that.
Speaker 2: That ship was hilarious.
Speaker 3: I mean, for real, though, people tell me something, I'm
Speaker 3: pretty goible. Just oh shit, for real, I like, damn,
Speaker 3: that's great. Is this man is the most dollible man
Speaker 3: of all time?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 1: I want to talk about how the Earth's slack? Guys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 4: I think like, especially as a comic, I like to
Speaker 4: peg both of them. I like to ship on both
Speaker 4: of them because comics, I think eighty five percent of
Speaker 4: predominantly leftists. And so when I tweet stuff that fills
Speaker 4: the void of the right, I get shipped on, I
Speaker 4: get blocked.
Speaker 1: I'm like I hit everybody.
Speaker 4: You guys know me and I had a friend, a
Speaker 4: good friend, and a very popular comic stopped talking to
Speaker 4: me because of all the stuff and.
Speaker 1: We need this ahead. I'll give you an no, don't
Speaker 1: don't do that, Neil Brennan.
Speaker 4: Because the political thing, yeah, because he's he's he's look,
Speaker 4: he's definitely pretty lefty. I still love Neil, like I
Speaker 4: respect my flu to New York to see his show.
Speaker 4: But he said, I just can't talk to you. I'm
Speaker 4: sure at some point I'll see him and I'll hug
Speaker 4: him or whatever. But but he basically was bent up because,
Speaker 4: you know, as co creator Chappelle's show, I think you
Speaker 4: definitely have an inn with a certain community of this nation, right,
Speaker 4: and people that predominantly vote Democrat.
Speaker 9: I'll just say that black people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that.
Speaker 4: So we were having this debate about January sixth and
Speaker 4: BLM riots and I think rioting across the board is bad,
Speaker 4: and I think rioting the capitol is as bad as
Speaker 4: riding city streets and destroying businesses. And he was like,
Speaker 4: one is justified once not and we're going on this,
Speaker 4: you know, pontification and debate about it. And he just said,
Speaker 4: I just can't talk to you anymore because the last election.
Speaker 4: I think it culminated because the last election I couldn't
Speaker 4: vote for either candidate he said, how.
Speaker 1: Do you not pick this over that? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: I'm a little I'm a lot more apolitical, but I
Speaker 4: am very political in certain jokes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: So I'm not emotionally invested in politics, but he is.
Speaker 4: And so for me, I like to kind of jab
Speaker 4: a bit more.
Speaker 3: And I know that's what I hate, like potentially loosing
Speaker 3: homies over stuff like that. So I would just rather
Speaker 3: be like you know, they'll say with somebody will say
Speaker 3: whatever they want to say, and I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be emotionally invested in.
Speaker 1: This kind of conversation.
Speaker 2: I want to still hang out, Like whoever sitting next
Speaker 2: to me might feel a certain way.
Speaker 1: But I'm invested in me, like say, I just like
Speaker 1: I'm the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking any of those kinds of conversations. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: to me, it's not worth all the like, hey, we're
Speaker 3: literally splitting up friendship wise over something political.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, in my industry, I'd say ninety five percent of
Speaker 4: the people I work with are not only left, but
Speaker 4: really left. In the entertainmentustry, it is a bubble absolutely
Speaker 4: that people would live within this dome of like super
Speaker 4: progressive values. And I'm pretty progressive, but I'm not like hardened,
Speaker 4: Like I believe in smaller government. I believe you know,
Speaker 4: certain things. Yeah, if you want to get an abortion,
Speaker 4: I think you should, you know. So I have a perspective.
Speaker 4: I think that's kind of like more middle than most people.
Speaker 4: But my peers are all pretty extreme.
Speaker 1: Balance is important in life, So why wouln't you try
Speaker 1: to stay balanced in your views as well?
Speaker 4: So I love living here because like the city's blue,
Speaker 4: like most the outskirts are red. And so when you
Speaker 4: go and perform at Zanies, you get this great hybrid
Speaker 4: of opinions, and so you could tell these fun jokes
Speaker 4: and like one of the jokes that I don't do
Speaker 4: material on this, but you know, it was a real experience.
Speaker 4: Literally the first day I move in, the setup is real.
Speaker 4: The punch is a joke, right, and the setup is
Speaker 4: I was signing a package in this brand new home
Speaker 4: that I first day I move in, and the ups
Speaker 4: drivers like, so where'd you move from? I'm like all
Speaker 4: Los Angeles. He's like California. I go yeah, he goes,
Speaker 4: he goes, hey, will you do me a favor? I
Speaker 4: go yeah, He goes, you keep your fucking politics in California,
Speaker 4: and I was like, holy shit, Okay, I'm in the
Speaker 4: South now, and my joke is, don't worry about the thing, sir.
Speaker 4: The only thing were brought with me is my black
Speaker 4: Jewish husband. Yeah that's the joke, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You just kind of like finding a way. But I
Speaker 4: try to, like I just try to find it a
Speaker 4: way to hit both sides, you know. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: pro vibes man provibs.
Speaker 1: That a line? What a line by the boy dude?
Speaker 1: That's the truth all Like, Well, people are angry about
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that was up in Canada for
Speaker 1: for a month. I'm mad about stuff up there too.
Speaker 2: Trudeau.
Speaker 1: They hate him? What are they?
Speaker 2: What's what's he true? Don't true?
Speaker 1: Don't you don't there's fuck Trudeau stickers. That's like Canada
Speaker 1: is just an America up there right now? What's the
Speaker 1: fuck Trudeau? Oh that's a part Like they're a guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: they're they're prime minister. Oh yeah, and he's like trying
Speaker 1: to do a whole bunch of stuff. He came in
Speaker 1: with good ideas allegedly. I don't know. It seems like
Speaker 1: people are really not about him, really, not about them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure who is the guy who ran
Speaker 1: Cuba for a little bit. What was his name? Yes,
Speaker 1: allegedly he's the illegitimate son. Yeah, those are always like
Speaker 1: the those.
Speaker 2: I will I love to go down rabbit holes.
Speaker 1: Now you start talking about flat earth, I'll take a
Speaker 1: stance on there right now, come on, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's what about a hollow earth? Bro, there's
Speaker 1: too much weight up on here. We're gonna fall through.
Speaker 1: What do you mean he's just asking? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. But like they talk about you
Speaker 1: see have you seen loose Change on YouTube about nine
Speaker 1: to eleven?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy deal.
Speaker 1: Now you sit there and you know at the end
Speaker 1: of it, you're like, maybe Shanks all that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's a crazy deal. Then the whole idea
Speaker 1: of Illuminati, that whole that there's a bunch of people
Speaker 1: running the world. Yeah, that's fucking wild to me. Lizard people.
Speaker 1: You know, it just kind of gets crazier and crazier
Speaker 1: as you go.
Speaker 4: The one I is always funny. I love watching ancient
Speaker 4: aliens and I always thought it was funny. How like,
Speaker 4: you know when you see like the Great Wall of China,
Speaker 4: it's like the Chinese built that. And when you see
Speaker 4: you know something else, it's like, oh, these the you
Speaker 4: know stoneheads, like the British put this here in a
Speaker 4: you know, denoted time or whatever. And then you see
Speaker 4: like pyramids, It's like, oh yeah, aliens built those. There's
Speaker 4: no way these dirty brown people could build that.
Speaker 1: Shit. Why do you not believe that that's possible. That's
Speaker 1: fucking crazy to me, dude.
Speaker 2: But we can all agree with aliens are real, right?
Speaker 1: We Is that a fact? Now? The aliens are a
Speaker 1: real thing. I think it is. Imagine the imagine the
Speaker 1: first podcast of an alien on we have Well we
Speaker 1: blow up having that I may call may call JP. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: hello be boot boot boo. Aliens are real, right.
Speaker 4: I look, I've always been a believer in UFOs, not
Speaker 4: like not like tommed Along.
Speaker 9: I heard like, I don't know if I could, I
Speaker 9: don't know. You guys d it stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a I mean you look like Aaron Rodgers,
Speaker 3: a dirty brown person alien guy?
Speaker 4: Is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was talking Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers is an alien?
Speaker 4: No that he's huge into it. I have a buddy
Speaker 4: who is a comic that's friends with him and hangs
Speaker 4: out and like, oh he's but he's like, no, it's
Speaker 4: not it's not Rogan. But but he was saying he's
Speaker 4: a big alien guy. Like I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I I never would have thought that. The more I
Speaker 4: read about him, the more I'm like, oh, maybe he's
Speaker 4: out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm a huge fan of Annon Rodgers. Though we
Speaker 1: were playing. I signed my contract and we played the
Speaker 1: Packers in a preseason game and it's halftime and I'm
Speaker 1: jogging in the locker room and someone passed me on
Speaker 1: the ass and says, don't spend all that money in
Speaker 1: one place. And I look and it's Rogers. Oh never
Speaker 1: talked to you in my life, And this John gives
Speaker 1: me a wink, keeps doing. Since then, I've been a
Speaker 1: fans awesome man since that moment. It's a cool story.
Speaker 1: I can like picture that. It's like a commercial. It
Speaker 1: was cool, like the mean Joe Green commercial. Cool commercial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: I love when him and Tomlin had that moment Mike
Speaker 4: Tomlin when he gave Mike Tomlin the wink and Tomalin
Speaker 4: gave him the head nod.
Speaker 2: Oh are you talking about when he was on the field.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And I went to Ben's last game, Big Ben's last
Speaker 4: game in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: That was a pretty cool thing to witness. He's a stud, dude.
Speaker 4: Just that city just revers Ben Roethlisberger and it just
Speaker 4: like the outpouring of emotion and it was really cool
Speaker 4: to see, especially in this day and age.
Speaker 9: You guys know more than anybody where you just move
Speaker 9: around right.
Speaker 4: Came the team, but that the Rooney stuck by him
Speaker 4: and stayed with him and he got to retire a Steeler.
Speaker 1: Was pretty cool. If if him and Ab and Leveon
Speaker 1: Bell stay together, you think they could have won it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have had too. Huh. That's one of those Damn.
Speaker 1: What what's your take on eight?
Speaker 4: My I heard Ab wants to come back to Pittsburgh
Speaker 4: and I was like, that city is well you see
Speaker 4: you see Tomlin Piot thirty six bridges and you burn
Speaker 4: them all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Tomlin was on Pivot, I believe, and he was like, well, listen,
Speaker 1: we all know that's not happening. I love Ab blah blah. Dude.
Speaker 1: I was with Tomlin. He was the coach of the
Speaker 1: AFC seam in the Pro Bowl and AB didn't show
Speaker 1: up to the game until five is the game started
Speaker 1: after warm ups and uh and Tom was there. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: he does this every time. I don't like taking his money.
Speaker 1: I just have to sometimes, Ah Jesus, but he's like
Speaker 1: he does. But like Tomin's that dude that he's the guy.
Speaker 1: He's the type of coach I can handle those type
Speaker 1: of personalities. Yeah, I love that man. I've never played
Speaker 1: for him. I spent a week with him, and I
Speaker 1: would run through a wall of that guy. He seems
Speaker 1: like an awesome This is an awesome dude. He's the
Speaker 1: kind of respect from crazy Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 4: In the media, how people, you know, there's always like
Speaker 4: the offshoot rumor mill, like bloggers or whatever. It's like,
Speaker 4: he's not going anywhere. Rooney's are so. I mean their
Speaker 4: track record says, you're our guy, You're our guy. They're
Speaker 4: gonna be in a place like that.
Speaker 1: I heard it was between him and Ken wizen Hunt
Speaker 1: to get that job back in the day. Oh wow.
Speaker 4: So but that that that organization just from the top,
Speaker 4: there's so nice, Like Rocky Bler have got to know
Speaker 4: that guy. And their alumni is so ingrained with the
Speaker 4: with going to the games, and he's always taken pictures
Speaker 4: and stuff with people.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know about that, Uh that team,
Speaker 1: that market. Yeah, that seems cool. And the stadium's cool
Speaker 1: on the three Rivers. Yeah, it's just a cool place,
Speaker 1: fun to play. What's that song they played in the
Speaker 1: fourth quarter? Yeah, dude six? Yeah, shit goes off.
Speaker 2: Your squad out in Pittsburgh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He should have beat them this year. Damn we lost.
Speaker 1: You knew, you knew the.
Speaker 4: Steelers were gonna hobble in the if they were going
Speaker 4: to get into the playoff.
Speaker 1: They really did hobble their ass in there, didn't They hobbled?
Speaker 1: Do you see the h You see the DNS come
Speaker 1: out the rankings? Yeah, ninety seven for uh TJ for
Speaker 1: TJ Yeah, six ninety six I think so? Right? May
Speaker 1: he gotta be a ninety nine? Right?
Speaker 3: The kids looking for the exact person who rated him
Speaker 3: in ninety six or ninety seven?
Speaker 1: What do you think he does? I want the exact person.
Speaker 1: What do you think their QB situation is going to be?
Speaker 4: Because you draft the kid and then you get Trubisky
Speaker 4: to come in, do you think Trubisky plays for two
Speaker 4: years and kind of takes him under his wing, or.
Speaker 3: Bisky probably plays for I would guess a year hoping
Speaker 3: that the first rounder comes on. It was the first rounder, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're hoping that the first rounder comes along to where
Speaker 3: you don't have to play him this year.
Speaker 1: This is a tailor the oldest time for the NFL. Like,
Speaker 1: you have a guy who's done it, you know, he's
Speaker 1: he's played well in the league and win your games.
Speaker 2: Then you get a guy that you.
Speaker 1: Hope and develop to be the guy guy. And I
Speaker 1: love I like Trubisky. He's good dude. Yeah you agree? Like,
Speaker 1: what's that?
Speaker 2: Almost took my wife and almost took her, almost took her.
Speaker 1: But hey, didn't know who's laughing now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had to intercept that immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were looking with me and Willer at the bar,
Speaker 1: and does you see the ship He's like to Bisky,
Speaker 1: handsome dude. I thought, oh, it's over for Will. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it came over. What did happen exactly? We were at
Speaker 1: the bud light because yeah, we were sitting there, we
Speaker 1: were drinking beers with him and then the three of
Speaker 1: us are talking. Then somehow he pivots and turns, and
Speaker 1: Charo was on the other side of him. Charles's got
Speaker 1: a very distinct laugh, right, so you start hearing that
Speaker 1: laugh happen, he will, Well, that's me. It was like.
Speaker 3: This because Taylor treats us to the pro bow and
Speaker 3: we're run all these pro boils, like, come on, now,
Speaker 3: keep your.
Speaker 1: Eyes right here. I was right here, big dog. That
Speaker 1: was that what you were watching? My damn, she might
Speaker 1: go down tonight.
Speaker 2: We just continued to joke about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you had been you're now a wife at the
Speaker 1: end of the time, or with her then, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we were all together.
Speaker 3: It was like one of those things was happening. She
Speaker 3: obviously laughed. I immediately go to Taylor and we just
Speaker 3: become dudes in the entire situation. We don't let her breathe,
Speaker 3: and we're just like, oh, he's taking her.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's laughing.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, kind of he's kind of standing there
Speaker 2: kind of like you know, like feeling met.
Speaker 1: No, you're now we're now telling Charles, hey, you're gonna
Speaker 1: let this man trying to take you in front of him,
Speaker 1: and you can tell he's like holding his beer with
Speaker 1: your hands, Like what the fucker. Have I got myself
Speaker 1: just being ourselves? Yeah? Yeah, bron the next night you
Speaker 1: got her food poisoning that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but remember when yeah, well deserve it.
Speaker 1: It was probably gonna do what we thought she was
Speaker 1: gonna do, but she got sick. Whole relationship.
Speaker 2: Remember when she take a photo of her and Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: That's tough.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that was and tough.
Speaker 1: Now, this can't become a roast of Charle. Hear me
Speaker 1: doing this to her?
Speaker 2: Start back pedaling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and another thing you start going.
Speaker 4: On, is it like true, like you guys go on
Speaker 4: the road and there's there's just a mass of fucking
Speaker 4: tens hanging out at the Hilton, just kind of at
Speaker 4: the bar.
Speaker 1: You don't see that in Bible study. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: see that in our Bible studies that we usually.
Speaker 2: Were at mass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because comic I have not seen that. I have
Speaker 4: not seen it was that comics is the total office,
Speaker 4: like you guys, It's just like it doesn't happen like
Speaker 4: that with you. With comics, you gotta scratch and Clawn.
Speaker 1: There's the.
Speaker 2: Who's the Asian that has to stand up on Netflix?
Speaker 2: Really funny? Jo Koy, Yes, we are a weird way,
Speaker 2: weird way to set up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Ali Wong, Yeah that's who it is because
Speaker 3: they just got a she just got a divorce. With
Speaker 3: their divorce, yeah, but she had a lot of comedy jokes,
Speaker 3: like what is it like?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: What was she kind of like comedic pussy well whatever
Speaker 1: she called it.
Speaker 4: If I was the hut at the time, the husband
Speaker 4: watching that, do I need to get a divorce attorney
Speaker 4: because bro Placeburg.
Speaker 1: Coming Holy Yeah, he was like she was laying out,
Speaker 1: laying it all.
Speaker 3: He's very funny. You should watch her a special on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's extremely funny. But my wife and I were watching
Speaker 3: it laughing our asses off. But it's like, man, I
Speaker 3: wonder if she like runs these jokes for her husband.
Speaker 3: And there was an article saying that she did run
Speaker 3: them all by her husband, and her husband's very supportive.
Speaker 1: They have like X, Y and Z. A couple of
Speaker 1: months later, the voice bro, Yeah, it'd be tough to
Speaker 1: be married to a comic.
Speaker 3: She had like she did a stand up where she's
Speaker 3: pregnant and then she came out that uh stand up recently.
Speaker 2: I think she's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's really really sweet, really smart, very talented obviously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really funny, really funny. I have a question,
Speaker 1: is this a random question? Being in the games is
Speaker 1: ninety seven? You saw the rise and fall of Dane Cook.
Speaker 1: What was the deal with Dane because he seems like
Speaker 1: he's hated in the comic community.
Speaker 4: Okay, so good question. You probably don't know this, but
Speaker 4: great YouTube, Kata. He had a big thing with me.
Speaker 4: Oh became like this, this kind of like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you take a deep breath when I asked that question,
Speaker 1: and I knew we were in for a nice little
Speaker 1: piece here, thank you.
Speaker 4: There there was there was an incident within the comedy
Speaker 4: community that kind of became a big thing for a while.
Speaker 4: So I moved to la in two thousand and four.
Speaker 4: Dane is blowing the fuck up, right, I mean he's
Speaker 4: movie stand up all look chuck and good looking and
Speaker 4: just like at the at this place called Dublin's, which
Speaker 4: was like the hotspot in Hireland.
Speaker 1: So tuesdays you do that like Britney Spears.
Speaker 4: Is there instincts there, Vince Vaughn's there, Cameron Diaz is there,
Speaker 4: Like everybody's coming through to watch comics.
Speaker 1: So you're you're just like a comic.
Speaker 4: No credits and you're going up and you're seeing all
Speaker 4: these faces and they're like, the hottest girls in the
Speaker 4: world are there, and comics are getting late afterward. It's
Speaker 4: the fucking greatest show you want to be a part of,
Speaker 4: and Dane's the centerpiece of it. All right, So I
Speaker 4: moved there. I'm like this new comic from New York
Speaker 4: City and I was doing well here, and you know,
Speaker 4: the word gets out, Oh this new guy from New
Speaker 4: York He's pretty fun, he's cool. So I go I
Speaker 4: start doing it and it's going great. And then I'm
Speaker 4: not getting booked on that show anymore. And this guy,
Speaker 4: Jay Davis booked it. And I called Jay. I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's going on? Is something wrong or whatever. He's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Dane's got.
Speaker 1: An issue with you. He doesn't want you on the
Speaker 1: shows anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, okay, he doesn't want me on the
Speaker 4: shows and he goes yeah, And so I now I'm
Speaker 4: not working at the Laugh Factory anymore. And I called
Speaker 4: the Laugh Factory. They're like they're like, yeah, we can't
Speaker 4: book you anymore. I go, oh okay. So then I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: I'll just call Dane. I mean, I have his number
Speaker 4: and we're friendly. We have the same manager, right, So
Speaker 4: I called Dane up and I go, hey, I heard
Speaker 4: you have an issue. Do you have an issue with me?
Speaker 4: He said yeah. I said, well, why don't I come
Speaker 4: over to your place? We could talk about it. He
Speaker 4: goes sure, So I got my car I drove over.
Speaker 4: This's been discussed on Mark Maron's podcast. On my end,
Speaker 4: It's been discussed on Mark Manon's podcast on his end.
Speaker 4: He has a version of reality I don't agree with.
Speaker 4: But essentially what happened is I went over and I said,
Speaker 4: what's your issue? And he said he said, I feel
Speaker 4: like you're stealing my essence. And I was like what
Speaker 4: And he's like, you're you're taking my essence with you
Speaker 4: on stage. I'm like, Dane, I work so hard. I'm
Speaker 4: not trying to be a shittier version of you. Like
Speaker 4: I work hard in New York City, I work hard here.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be you. He's like, you're you're
Speaker 4: you're doing like me, and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't see it at all. So I think we're
Speaker 4: gonna agree to disagree. And this is when I was like,
Speaker 4: this is this was the moment where I was like, oh, boy,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm talking to somebody who's here.
Speaker 9: And he said, maybe it's not your time to be here.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you mean.
Speaker 4: He's like, he's like, maybe you shouldn't be in Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: Now I'm like, that's weird. I'm just sitting there like
Speaker 4: taking it and processing what he's saying. And he told
Speaker 4: me he goes up to the top of the Hollywood Hills.
Speaker 4: There's these trails you can hike, and he said, he
Speaker 4: closes his eyes and he puts his hands out and
Speaker 4: he goes.
Speaker 1: Is a true story, right, true?
Speaker 4: He goes, and he goes. He's doing this for like
Speaker 4: three seconds. He goes, I give this city my energy,
Speaker 4: and this energy is given to me from the city.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I'm fucking out. I'm fucking out, man.
Speaker 4: This dude's lost two thousand and four, two thousand and four,
Speaker 4: two thousand and five somewhere there. So the pinnacle of
Speaker 4: Dane peak peak just before the peak, so peak before
Speaker 4: the peak, right, and and now I'm like, oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: So now I go home and I'm not telling everybody.
Speaker 4: I tell like two of my buddies. I'm like, I
Speaker 4: had this fucking weird incident with Dane. It was fucking wild,
Speaker 4: and so I tell one or two friends. The one
Speaker 4: friend I told is super tight with with with Dane,
Speaker 4: but also fucking loudmouth, right, so he tells everybody, and
Speaker 4: now everybody's going, oh, Steve Burns stealing Dane's essence, right,
Speaker 4: So it becomes this fucking thing. And now everywhere I
Speaker 4: go it's like, don't take my essence because comics are
Speaker 4: ribbing me, like in a fun way, and they don't
Speaker 4: see it, and I don't see it, And are you
Speaker 4: sure they don't see it?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I think what what it was was Dane is so energetic, right,
Speaker 4: and physical, and I was slightly physical, but not to
Speaker 4: the degree he was. And I was definitely talking about
Speaker 4: way different things. He's talking about speaking spell and you
Speaker 4: know all this shit. I'm talking about being Korean and Irish,
Speaker 4: you know, I mean, two completely different things. And so
Speaker 4: this went on for a while and I was I
Speaker 4: was basically blocked from going to clubs. Literally two days
Speaker 4: after that conversation, my manager, who was his manager, dropped
Speaker 4: me and I go, is this about Dane Barry. He's like, no,
Speaker 4: it's got nothing to do with it. I go, fuck you,
Speaker 4: it's about Dane. Just be man enough to tell me
Speaker 4: it's about Dane. I don't respect you more, and he didn't.
Speaker 4: So so I did have manager, and I didn't have
Speaker 4: two of the great places to work when you first
Speaker 4: moved to LA So it was a tough place to
Speaker 4: work from. But also it was like, you know, it
Speaker 4: was like I got a little thick skin from the
Speaker 4: experience too. It sucks because the biggest comic in the
Speaker 4: country hates you, right, and he's all over LA and
Speaker 4: the billboards are up and all everybody's listening to we're
Speaker 4: talking about is Dane Cook and he hates me.
Speaker 9: And it's like, oh, this fucking sucks. And I just
Speaker 9: moved here like maybe four months in.
Speaker 1: It's your mindset. Then at that my mindset is like, well,
Speaker 1: fuck it. You basically got canceled, Yeah, cancel Dan. I
Speaker 1: got canceled by day and I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: outwork this. I'm gonna outwork this moment.
Speaker 4: This situation worked twice as hard, and I did, and
Speaker 4: I just I didn't pay it any mine. And then
Speaker 4: years later I was with Vince Vaughan at the at
Speaker 4: the improv and Dane was there, and Dane came over
Speaker 4: to say hi and sit down at the table, and
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there like fucking seething.
Speaker 9: Yeah, see them, like, are you gonna fucking say anything?
Speaker 1: How long ago was this situation you're talking about right now?
Speaker 1: This situation maybe six or seven years ago, So this
Speaker 1: is a lot of time. A yeah, a decade.
Speaker 9: Basically I had not seen him for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was did you have any more situations
Speaker 1: with him since that conversation you had at his house? No.
Speaker 4: The only thing that happened was it was happening to
Speaker 4: Chris Delia. Yeah, Delia was blowing up now. And then
Speaker 4: Delia and I talked about it, and I was like, Chris,
Speaker 4: it happened to me, it's happening to you.
Speaker 1: Dane did the same thing to Delia.
Speaker 9: What they did was worse to Delia. So this is
Speaker 9: what Dane would do.
Speaker 1: Dane Cook did the same kind of thing that Delia.
Speaker 1: But this is what Dane would do. This is what
Speaker 1: Dane did to Delia.
Speaker 4: When was this this maybe five or six years ago,
Speaker 4: right around the same time that I had this talk.
Speaker 4: So Delia's starting to blow up, right, it's his peak
Speaker 4: before his peak, And what I mean by that is
Speaker 4: like everybody knows about him, and now something's going to
Speaker 4: come out that's big, like Dane's first movie was going
Speaker 4: to come out.
Speaker 1: So Delia was about to really blow up.
Speaker 4: So Delia's going around making the rounds at the factory
Speaker 4: and the stuff, and Dane didn't block him. But what
Speaker 4: he would do is he would find out on the
Speaker 4: schedule when when Delia's performed at the improv, He's got
Speaker 4: the eight fifty five at the Improv on the show
Speaker 4: up at eight forty, I'm going to bump him. And
Speaker 4: he would bump Delia and then do thirty minutes before Delia.
Speaker 4: So Delia's just sitting there waiting and he's like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: it's fine, I guess, and then he'd go to the
Speaker 4: laugh Factory Dhlia for his set at ten o'clock, and
Speaker 4: then Dan would show up at nine and fifty and
Speaker 4: bump him again and do thirty minutes. So when you
Speaker 4: do a bump, for example, I like a guest set,
Speaker 4: you're doing maybe fifteen minutes because you don't want to
Speaker 4: be disrespectful to the show or other comedians, guys like
Speaker 4: Chappelle Rock, you know, like even Chris Rock. He'll come in,
Speaker 4: he'll be respect he'll do twenty minutes seas album, maybe thirty.
Speaker 1: Chappelle's the exception because everybody left. I think with Pauli Shore, right,
Speaker 1: who's that Chappelle Chelle? I don't know if he ever
Speaker 1: was one for about thirty minutes something like you're saying
Speaker 1: and then one of the comics says something to him
Speaker 1: and he like snapped back at him, and I think
Speaker 1: it was to Pauli Shore. Oh it might have been.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but look, Dave's the nicest guy in like, one
Speaker 4: of the nicest guys in comedy.
Speaker 9: There's no I've never heard of.
Speaker 1: Friction from Dave. Got you.
Speaker 4: But anyways, so Dane would do that to Delia, and
Speaker 4: then it became it wasn't coincidental. This was happening repeatedly,
Speaker 4: and so Deli was really getting pissed off.
Speaker 9: But at the same time, it's like, well, what are
Speaker 9: you going to do about it?
Speaker 3: Did did Dane and Delia have any history, like similar
Speaker 3: to how you or you were kind of with the
Speaker 3: crew with Dane.
Speaker 4: So he was just like you just kind of like me.
Speaker 4: So I don't want use the new young guy. And
Speaker 4: so I'm going to show him. You know, Dane's alpha, right,
Speaker 4: He's gonna beat his chest and show you whose boss.
Speaker 4: And so Dane would do that, and so I just said, Delia,
Speaker 4: you're blown up. Now's your time.
Speaker 1: Just roll with it.
Speaker 4: Who gives a fuck? You know, he had his time,
Speaker 4: yours is now. Just let it roll off your back.
Speaker 4: And Chris handled his own way, and he was I
Speaker 4: think the way Chris did it was first class, right.
Speaker 4: But with Vince and I we were there, we were
Speaker 4: talking and Dane's just making small talk the whole time,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, this, motherfuck, are you going to say
Speaker 4: anything to me? And he didn't say anything. And this
Speaker 4: went on for fifteen twenty twenty five minutes ago. Dane,
Speaker 4: we should have a talk. Okay, shit, So I we
Speaker 4: get up, we walk around the corner. I go, is
Speaker 4: there anything you'd like to say? He goes, I am sorry,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry about that. I go, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's it. Now we can sit back down.
Speaker 5: That was it.
Speaker 1: That was it, and then we talked for like literally
Speaker 1: a few more minutes. After that.
Speaker 4: We went down, sat down at the table, and he
Speaker 4: basically just copped to it, you know, really quickly, and
Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, And this was just before the Delia stuff.
Speaker 4: I think I know about the Delia stuff. At that time,
Speaker 4: I may ab would have said something, been like, well,
Speaker 4: why are you doing this? You know, but I'd seen
Speaker 4: Dane maybe twice since then, and it's always been cordial.
Speaker 9: The fact is I respect what Dane did.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 4: Nobody did what he basically put the blueprint for what
Speaker 4: everybody's doing now.
Speaker 9: He was the first to go on social media. He
Speaker 9: was the first to go to algorithms.
Speaker 4: Via social media, communicate with his fans and really immerse
Speaker 4: himself in that thing. And he blew the fuck up right,
Speaker 4: and he's going to Madison Square Garden. That was such
Speaker 4: a unique thing at the time. Comics didn't do the garden.
Speaker 4: He had to be really special to do that, and
Speaker 4: he did it. And now Sebastian's doing eight shows. But
Speaker 4: Dane was kind of like the first since like Steve
Speaker 4: Martin or you know, Eddie Murphy to do something like that.
Speaker 4: Why he's hated or why he's not revered or why
Speaker 4: he doesn't have the legacy maybe he deserves, is because
Speaker 4: I think that he always handled himself in a way
Speaker 4: where he was very isolating. You know, he kept to
Speaker 4: his own bubble, whereas most comics are pretty cool. You
Speaker 4: come into the comedy club, it doesn't like Kevin Hart
Speaker 4: came in last night.
Speaker 1: Could he be a dick? Could he have a security
Speaker 1: guard with him?
Speaker 9: Of course?
Speaker 1: Could he just shuttle off on his own and not
Speaker 1: want to be bothered with anybody.
Speaker 4: He's earned that right, right. But he comes in shakes
Speaker 4: everybody's hands, glad handing. We're all comics, right, and we
Speaker 4: get the grind and it's great to see everybody catch up.
Speaker 4: Dane's never been that guy. He just does his own thing.
Speaker 4: He's a cat, So I think that tough didn't help.
Speaker 4: Being called a cat didn't help him. It didn't help
Speaker 4: him well.
Speaker 1: As I heard when Joe was talking about Dane, he
Speaker 1: said that he was stealing jokes as well. He stole,
Speaker 1: allegedly stole a bit from Lewis c K.
Speaker 4: This is this is why I fucking love comedy. That's
Speaker 4: why I love comedy. Flash forward eight years ago. Okay,
Speaker 4: there's a debate between Louis c K and Dane Cook
Speaker 4: about who stole the bit about it the asshole. Oh what, yeah,
Speaker 4: I have an itchy asked. That was the bit that
Speaker 4: started this all and then became a car thing and
Speaker 4: something else.
Speaker 1: There was a bit. The bit I heard was, Uh,
Speaker 1: Dane couldn't wait to have a son because then he
Speaker 1: can name the some whatever he wants. That's exciting. And
Speaker 1: uh he's he would with the letter F like he
Speaker 1: his name of some. Yeah, and then I guess Lewis
Speaker 1: cy Kay said, well, I did the same bit five
Speaker 1: years ago and it was with the R the door, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, or maybe it flips or something like that.
Speaker 1: And so I think they actually had to sit down.
Speaker 5: This is me.
Speaker 2: This is a fan of watching this stuff. Look on
Speaker 2: YouTube and I you just see things pop up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: But it's two fucking grown millionaires bitching about an itchy
Speaker 4: asshole joke, which I find hilarious.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you guys are out of your fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Gotta be so hard not to steal jokestone, Like when
Speaker 1: you were talking about being a golfer, focusing on your game.
Speaker 1: When you watch, when you're around people, you take like
Speaker 1: we're running tother. I'm taking some from you, you're taking
Speaker 1: some from me. We're we're interchanging our energies or whatever
Speaker 1: you want to call it. I go and do something
Speaker 1: a piece of us coming with me and vice versa.
Speaker 1: So like to watch comics like Dang Cook or luisyk
Speaker 1: and all that, Like, it's got to be hard not
Speaker 1: to kind of take somebody's joke, even if it's subconsciously
Speaker 1: and moving it around a little bit, having any become yours.
Speaker 4: I think when you're when you're really doing this professionally
Speaker 4: and you're at the stand or the seller every night
Speaker 4: and you're doing these showcase shows, was like a comics show.
Speaker 4: You know, everybody said, you know, you know what somebody's
Speaker 4: working on, even if you're sitting there waiting to go up.
Speaker 4: You've heard bits, right, so I think you hear things,
Speaker 4: and especially we're all different little pegs, and you know
Speaker 4: Mark Norman's voice, you know Robert Kelly's.
Speaker 9: Voice, Rich Ross's voice or Jim Norton's voice, and so.
Speaker 4: It's rare you have somebody doing something that's verbade him
Speaker 4: that and what usually when it does happen, Comics pretty
Speaker 4: much squashed it pretty quickly. I had something with Burr
Speaker 4: years like when I first started. He's like he's like, yeah, God,
Speaker 4: god do it. I don't give a shit because he
Speaker 4: knew his version was better. Probably, yeah, you know, and
Speaker 4: everybody has premises that are similar, but your your take
Speaker 4: on the premise should be should be your own, and
Speaker 4: it will be different than everybody's got a McDonald's joke
Speaker 4: or like in the eighties, right, but it was it
Speaker 4: was way different.
Speaker 1: Right with Dane's starting to cut you off with Dane
Speaker 1: when he started to fall off, do you think him
Speaker 1: playing the cat to every all the other comedians kind
Speaker 1: of was part of the demise of him falling off?
Speaker 1: From the Hollywood standpoint, I think.
Speaker 4: It was probably a culmination of a bunch of different things,
Speaker 4: a bunch of different things. I think he got a
Speaker 4: generation of kids that loved hearing his take on comedy, right,
Speaker 4: which at the time crushed But if you look back
Speaker 4: on it now, it's it's kind of like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: it's a little juvenile fun it's really energetic, but there's
Speaker 4: no real meat on the bone in terms of like
Speaker 4: if you transcribed it right, you'd be like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: how is this funny? But like if you transcribe somebody
Speaker 4: like Louis, it's like, oh, my god, it's fucking hilarious, right.
Speaker 4: And I think he was an introduction into deeper, a
Speaker 4: deeper well of comedy, and so he was exposing a
Speaker 4: bunch of young people to better comedians. And I don't
Speaker 4: mean that as an insult or slight to Dane, because
Speaker 4: what he did he did fucking great.
Speaker 1: I respect Dane.
Speaker 4: I respect him as a businessman, I respect him as
Speaker 4: a comic, and I do think he's due for a resurgence.
Speaker 4: It's it's up to him, though, to find the material
Speaker 4: because people outgrew it, kind of like you outgrow like
Speaker 4: a boy band, like young girls is like I like Backstreet,
Speaker 4: and then they get it in the college. It's like
Speaker 4: I like, you know the Beatles now, and I like
Speaker 4: the intricacies of the melody or whatever they felt appreciated.
Speaker 4: I think Dane was somebody that was good for when
Speaker 4: you were in high school, college, and then you get older,
Speaker 4: it's like you want somebody with a little bit more
Speaker 4: on the on the plate.
Speaker 3: Would maybe the best question you've had, not that like
Speaker 3: actually best question, but the question that opened up an
Speaker 3: insane rabbit hole, no.
Speaker 1: Idea, What was gonna happen with that?
Speaker 4: Yan years and look, if I saw Dane, I'd go
Speaker 4: up to I have no animosity. I don't I don't
Speaker 4: carry that negativity. It's so far, it's so long ago.
Speaker 4: I personally he actually, this is the last time he
Speaker 4: talked to me. He said, Hey, I'm doing a documentary.
Speaker 4: I go about what?
Speaker 1: He goes me.
Speaker 4: I go, of course, yeah, and of course you are
Speaker 4: so uh, he goes, would you be interviewed about that
Speaker 4: moment in time? I go, Look, I'm more than happy
Speaker 4: to sit down with you, Dane. I'd love to sit
Speaker 4: down with I'm going to tell my side of the story,
Speaker 4: for sure. I I just after having worked on film
Speaker 4: on my own, I'd like to know the narrative, the
Speaker 4: final narrative, because you and I have differing opinions on
Speaker 4: what actually happened that day. So I'd want my version
Speaker 4: to be my version. You know, I haven't heard back
Speaker 4: from him, but I totally said, give me the paper.
Speaker 4: I'll sign it right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard back from him, but I mean that
Speaker 2: was us.
Speaker 6: We were.
Speaker 2: We were the high school and college kids that loved him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was big. He was big for us in life,
Speaker 1: middle school years, high school. For me, it was high school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a year older than but who do you
Speaker 4: guys revew maybe it was eighth grade me ninth grade.
Speaker 1: For me, it was even in middle school and you're
Speaker 1: you know, you little Wait you were in middle school? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I remember that was before I was thirteen. I
Speaker 1: have something on my Apple still there was iTunes. It
Speaker 1: was like the BK Lounge where I listen to Retaliation
Speaker 1: last week.
Speaker 5: I'm saying that he has like a job and he
Speaker 5: doesn't want to sound like a loser working at Burger King.
Speaker 1: He's like, I work at the BK Lounge, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So had those hitters more of the like two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight to maybe ten for me, I I you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is three three special. He had three specially it
Speaker 1: was Harmful to Swallow, which was like the one that
Speaker 1: put him on the map. Put him on the map.
Speaker 1: Retaliation came out in like two thousand and four, which
Speaker 1: was like his big one, and then his final one
Speaker 1: was called Vicious Circle.
Speaker 4: There was one that he released on Showtime recently that
Speaker 4: came out here years ago.
Speaker 1: It sounds like they guy, listen, I am you by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm talking totally tell I'm a huge fan
Speaker 1: of Dans.
Speaker 2: I love to stand up.
Speaker 1: Knew he was a huge reason why I like started
Speaker 1: listening to comedy and stuff like him as weren't. I
Speaker 1: would love to, but I'll reach out to him. And
Speaker 1: it sounds like it'd be iffy if you reached out
Speaker 1: to him. Maybe we should have somebody else, but he
Speaker 1: is it would be.
Speaker 2: Awesome if he came over.
Speaker 4: He's starting to get back out there, starting to do
Speaker 4: podcasts again, and I think he's trying to get back
Speaker 4: out there, and from what I hear and what I'm seeing,
Speaker 4: I think he's putting forth a genuine effort to make inroads.
Speaker 9: Like like, look, I'm not speaking at a school.
Speaker 1: I mean Louis c K.
Speaker 4: When I was starting off, I was the young guy
Speaker 4: at the table with a bunch of young comics, and
Speaker 4: he was kind of like County to us.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't he was just above it all.
Speaker 4: And then the ship hit the fan with him, and
Speaker 4: now he's really cordial and out going to all those
Speaker 4: younger comics, and so I was like, well, I'm glad
Speaker 4: he's he's so talented.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to have sat down and talked
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 4: I remember being in DC, but the seller all the
Speaker 4: time running into him saying Hey Louis, and you know,
Speaker 4: he's at the cellar all the time, film and the
Speaker 4: show and where I'm in DC walk along the mall
Speaker 4: and he's running. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? And
Speaker 4: he didn't even he just gave me a head pump,
Speaker 4: and I was like, fuck that dude, man. But I'm
Speaker 4: glad to see that he kind of recalibrate and he
Speaker 4: is cool. There's always a time to do that. I'd
Speaker 4: love to run into him at some point. Seems like
Speaker 4: him and Shane our buddies. They did like oh yeah,
Speaker 4: or a three episode thing on Presidents.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they just at least are really from what I hear,
Speaker 9: and the trailer look intriguing.
Speaker 1: But I love Joe List. Joe List.
Speaker 4: If you like comics on Twitter, he's one of the best.
Speaker 4: He's like a great joke writer for Twitter, but he's
Speaker 4: also a great comic. He and Louie just did a
Speaker 4: film called Fourth of July that they independently financed and
Speaker 4: produced and Louis directed it. And so obviously Louis kind
Speaker 4: of tainted goods in the industry right now, so he's
Speaker 4: just doing it on his own. So they're doing like
Speaker 4: this Barnyard tour kind of going to different cities and
Speaker 4: screening it and doing Q and a's and shows around it,
Speaker 4: and they're making their money back, which is fucking great.
Speaker 4: And again another example what we were talking about earlier
Speaker 4: of comics taking the industry on their own, much like
Speaker 4: you guys creating your own entertainment hubs, you know.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'm glad to see Louis doing that. I
Speaker 9: think Dane's trying to do that now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. It's be nast to see. I saw
Speaker 2: some in Dane stuff before.
Speaker 1: It's very similar energy, but he's as older, so the
Speaker 1: energy is not as vibrant and it's not as like
Speaker 1: and he's also like overwhelming. He's bigger, he looks different now.
Speaker 1: I think I got a lot of work. He got
Speaker 1: a lot of work. I don't want love. I love
Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, I mean, but Luis y k should
Speaker 1: hate the fan with him. Have you heard Pete Davidson's
Speaker 1: bit on him when he was the SNL and it
Speaker 1: kind of goes in line of what you were saying,
Speaker 1: how he was h You heard the bit he's talking
Speaker 1: about how Pete he was he was high, and then
Speaker 1: the Davids is doing the stand up he's high. Right
Speaker 1: after SNL and Luis K hosted SNL, Pete's walking past
Speaker 1: him and a group of people go with the elevator
Speaker 1: and Luisy K is like, hey man, you are smoking
Speaker 1: all that weed. You're gonna smoke your life away. Her
Speaker 1: piece of ship like going at him, and he's like,
Speaker 1: that didn't happen. I'm too high. There's no way that happened. Well,
Speaker 1: the next day, Lauren Michaels, who started SNL, calls him
Speaker 1: and brings them to the office and he's like, hey, like,
Speaker 1: just people used to do coke here, so I don't
Speaker 1: care if you smoke. We just like kind of don't
Speaker 1: do it as much, you know. And then uh, I
Speaker 1: guess like then the whole bit ends up with him.
Speaker 1: So one day when I woke up and I heard
Speaker 1: he was jerking off on people, I was ecstatic, like
Speaker 1: super happy about it. But it just seems like, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it seems like that's a thing that
Speaker 1: he had going on. It's cool to see or hear
Speaker 1: that he's like kind of being cool with everybody now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think like, if you really take like
Speaker 4: a macro look at like the world of stand up
Speaker 4: comedy after being immersed in it like a bird's eye perspective.
Speaker 4: It's like you're seeing this fucking band of misfits like
Speaker 4: a bunch of wounded birds. Were not you guys, right,
Speaker 4: you guys are fucking cool. You're geting late in high school.
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, we can be some wounded in some areas,
Speaker 1: but you like, there's a.
Speaker 4: Psychology whole reason, like these nerds are going up and
Speaker 4: telling jokes and doing like like public speaking is ranked
Speaker 4: like worse than death.
Speaker 1: For most people. It's like seventy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wild, which is crazy, and comics glom onto that.
Speaker 4: So you when you when you hear about like things
Speaker 4: with Dane or somebody like with drug issues or somebody
Speaker 4: like going on a violent spree or whatever in the
Speaker 4: comedy community, my first thought is always empathy and sympathy
Speaker 4: because you know, these are not, like a lot of
Speaker 4: them are just not the most mentally stable people, and
Speaker 4: there's a reason they do stand up at the end
Speaker 4: of the day like I feel fortunate my folks hug me,
Speaker 4: and you know, I feel like pretty normal. But some
Speaker 4: of the folks I'm even friends with them like holy shit,
Speaker 4: like I'm here for you if you need anything. It's tough,
Speaker 4: and I'm sure in your industry it's going to be
Speaker 4: incredibly hard because you're like, our minds are our conduit
Speaker 4: to the audience, but you guys, you're physically that's the
Speaker 4: conduit to it all.
Speaker 3: Yes, And like there's there's definitely stuff like a lot
Speaker 3: of guys come from a lot of broken situations.
Speaker 1: They cool thinking about the football is like there's guys
Speaker 1: that grew up at the top, like you know, big
Speaker 1: income households, and there's guys that grew up food stamps
Speaker 1: and like everything in between. Two. Like there's levels of
Speaker 1: adversity in the NFL guys nundrum to take.
Speaker 4: Like you said, like I mean, how many thirty for
Speaker 4: thirties are on this where you know, broke the whole
Speaker 4: doc on it. But you're taking an eighteen year old
Speaker 4: kid and multi millionaire like most comics hit when we're
Speaker 4: like in our thirties or forties. After you put like
Speaker 4: like a slow burn ten thousand hours in Malcolm Gladwell
Speaker 4: into this, so you kind of have a little more maturity,
Speaker 4: But that I can't imagine, I mean, being so immature.
Speaker 4: That's why, like when social media scours a young kid
Speaker 4: for a tweet he did when he was fourteen, It's like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is wrong with you? That coming crazy
Speaker 4: to me? Yeah, my Daniel Tosh tweets. Oh dude, you
Speaker 4: got any Daniel Toss stories. Why isn't he like the greatest?
Speaker 1: I think he time you are. He does have some
Speaker 1: he is Daniel great dude, but I think he's Tuesday Halftag.
Speaker 1: He does his own thing.
Speaker 4: He just he's very private, Yeah, very private, keeps to himself,
Speaker 4: was super nice, super I think he's Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: he's a really it's crazy. He had one of the
Speaker 4: biggest shows of all time and then it just kind
Speaker 4: of like dipped and I don't hear much about him anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if anymore. It kind of just
Speaker 1: happens to people, right, like we're keep paying up. Happened
Speaker 1: a dang Like he just all of a sudden vanished. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some people maybe they maybe they get their bag and
Speaker 1: then they're just is they're wrong.
Speaker 5: I think like some people just like get their nut
Speaker 5: and just don't want to do anything, not do anything,
Speaker 5: but don't want to be in it, don't.
Speaker 1: Want to be well McAfee. McAfee talks about in his show,
Speaker 1: Pat McAfee says, hey, don't get a twisted In ten
Speaker 1: like ten years, you won't hear from me again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know about that though I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't take it for that. But that's why I love.
Speaker 1: That's why I like.
Speaker 4: Repelling Chris Rocks so much, and and like even like
Speaker 4: David Spade, there's there's comics that are working. They're there
Speaker 4: every night, fucking grinding with the notepad, going up and
Speaker 4: telling jokes.
Speaker 9: It's like, you have a mansion in Jersey, Chris Rock,
Speaker 9: why are you here.
Speaker 1: Because it's in Jersey.
Speaker 2: He's gonna get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, but he's He's getting in his car,
Speaker 4: driving out to the cellar, taking it on the chin
Speaker 4: with some new jokes and still doing it.
Speaker 1: It's like, I really really respect guys like dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe there's not satisfied a golden mine Chris Rock and
Speaker 1: Will Smith, like that had to be a comedic gold
Speaker 1: mine right there for all y'all.
Speaker 4: Every comic had a take on that. But I think
Speaker 4: I have a different pursue. I think I think Chris
Speaker 4: Rock took a slap for Ricky Gervase. I think Ricky
Speaker 4: Gervass doing those Golden globes, he shit on those people,
Speaker 4: shit on them. He wasn't doing it like like Carson
Speaker 4: did it, or Bob Hope did it, or Steve Martin
Speaker 4: did it where there's like there's like a communal like
Speaker 4: before those hosts, they were performers as revered as the
Speaker 4: people they were celebrating or honoring, right or nominating. And
Speaker 4: now you got an outsider who did a show in
Speaker 4: England that nobody's heard of, and he's coming in is
Speaker 4: being fucking mean.
Speaker 1: I love Ricky Gervais. I think he's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: But would I personally make fun of Colin Ferrell to
Speaker 4: his face about substance abuse issues. I wouldn't do that, Right,
Speaker 4: you don't negate a comic ever, do whatever you want.
Speaker 4: I'm always for freedom of speech one hundred percent with comics.
Speaker 4: But I think he went over the line multiple times
Speaker 4: against a community that was sitting there just fucking taking it.
Speaker 4: They couldn't say anything back, And now you got that
Speaker 4: moved the yard marker down the line. In terms of comedy,
Speaker 4: every time you move it down and that becomes a
Speaker 4: social norm. It's like, oh, now the floodgates go to there,
Speaker 4: so we can go there now. And so you got
Speaker 4: Chris Rock going there to a minimal degree and then
Speaker 4: him just going up and fucking cracking him. Do I
Speaker 4: think it's fucking nuts? That shit was hilarious nuts, That
Speaker 4: was wild.
Speaker 1: And then while the whole string of events, how Will
Speaker 1: Smith is smiling and laughing, and then he sees he
Speaker 1: looks at his wife and he's nice.
Speaker 2: Like one's trying to figure out was that stage? Was
Speaker 2: that fake?
Speaker 1: Was that was he in on it? All?
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Speaker 2: boys and so is Will Smith.
Speaker 1: Don't you think No? I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's one of those things where
Speaker 4: the entertainment cycle moves so quick. Now I think, can
Speaker 4: we back? I think he's gonna lay low for a bit.
Speaker 4: But my thought was always, can you imagine working on
Speaker 4: the film g I Jane, and then twenty five years later,
Speaker 4: finally your film is mentioned that the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Now this is solid.
Speaker 4: You fucking but I love him. I think you saw
Speaker 4: every comic band up behind him. I think he's I
Speaker 4: think he's he's like one of my top five of
Speaker 4: all time for sure, and I can't wait to hear.
Speaker 9: Eventually he'll address it and it'll be fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: I know it.
Speaker 3: Well, we've we could obviously talk to you all day long,
Speaker 3: but I definitely want you. Like one of your boys
Speaker 3: is Vince Vaughn. Yeah, so kid, we need some Vince
Speaker 3: bond So you think vincevon would come on the bus.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'll definitely talk to him. I think, I honestly
Speaker 4: think I think he probably game. Really yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: I had a great experience, and I look, I really
Speaker 4: enjoy your company and then getting to meet you and
Speaker 4: getting to know you.
Speaker 1: I really enjoy you, guys. I think again about the vibes.
Speaker 4: He's about the vibes, and I think if I told him,
Speaker 4: hey man, it's it's a fucking great thing, you'd say,
Speaker 4: hey es, yeah, I'm trying out here, but right in there.
Speaker 4: Like he one of his best pals are our good
Speaker 4: buddy Derek West, one national title of Colorado, and through Derek,
Speaker 4: he's He's Vince's the biggest football fan. He loves football.
Speaker 4: He loves college football. His dog's name is Buckeye.
Speaker 1: Let go. If I were to give you a oh sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: make for great pud A good story, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: he I grew up.
Speaker 4: You know, swingers came out when I was in college,
Speaker 4: and uh, I love the NHL when they were playing
Speaker 4: Sega NHL and he's making him bleeding all that stuff,
Speaker 4: and it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite scenes. Right.
Speaker 4: So Vince moves back to Chicago after living in Los Angeles,
Speaker 4: and I was touring so much. I would go and
Speaker 4: just stay with him at the Pall Mall of building
Speaker 4: in Chicago, which is the old Playboy offices. So it's
Speaker 4: the top two floors. It's fucking beautiful buildings, and he
Speaker 4: had he has this Uh. I was visiting him so much.
Speaker 4: He's like, once, you just moved to Chicago. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I just moved Chicago. So my wife and I moved Chicago.
Speaker 4: And when he came home, hey, honey, we going to Chicago.
Speaker 1: She was fine with it.
Speaker 4: So we stay with Vince for like two months until
Speaker 4: we find a place and Vince has this gorgeous movie theater,
Speaker 4: and our wives would go to bed and we would
Speaker 4: just stay up till four or five in the morning
Speaker 4: playing NHL on the PlayStation. So here's here's the thing.
Speaker 4: When you're watching that movie, it's fucking hilarious. Right when
Speaker 4: you're losing NHL to Vince Vaughn and he's talking, he's
Speaker 4: saying all those things, but like clever lines. It makes
Speaker 4: you want to jump out the fucking window. You're like,
Speaker 4: shut the fuck up, and he's like, no, I'll teach you. Seriously,
Speaker 4: I'll after this game, I'll teach you how to do
Speaker 4: the things I'm doing, because it looks like you need
Speaker 4: a teacher. It just like shitty things like that, and
Speaker 4: you're when you're on the outside, I'm sure it's fucking hilarious,
Speaker 4: but when you're getting pounded, it's the fucking worst.
Speaker 1: He's he's he's.
Speaker 4: Fun but competitive. And in Chicago, there's this thing called
Speaker 4: Warlely Ball. You guys ever heard of it? It's the best.
Speaker 4: It's this magnetized basketball court. You get bumper cars and
Speaker 4: you get like lacrosse sticks and you you pass a
Speaker 4: ball to each other and the net is vertical, so
Speaker 4: you got to hit this netting and it bounces in
Speaker 4: the net and it comes out and it releases. It
Speaker 4: sounds off the score. Right, there's a bar there, you're drinking.
Speaker 4: It's the funnest thing you could ever do. So I
Speaker 4: got married. We went there the day after my wedding,
Speaker 4: Me Vince, all our buddies a lot of the Blackhawks
Speaker 4: were playing at eleven o'clock. They were playing at midnight,
Speaker 4: and my team beat Vince's team. So Vince like, we
Speaker 4: got to go again, best out of seven. We gotta
Speaker 4: go again seven. It's fucking now. It's like three in
Speaker 4: the morning right there. Yeah, that's it, and you have
Speaker 4: to hit that black thing. You got to hit that
Speaker 4: black thing. And and you're going around. Okay, you can
Speaker 4: wind you can wind up, you can crank somebody. It's
Speaker 4: fucking fun. Okay, So I win two best out of sevens.
Speaker 4: My team's he's not happy. It's now three forty five
Speaker 4: in the morning. He's like, we got to go another
Speaker 4: best of seven. I go, dude, I my fucking honeymoon.
Speaker 4: I'm leaving at six. It's three forty five. I gotta go.
Speaker 4: He's like, he's like, best out of three. I go, fine,
Speaker 4: best out of three. We do best out of three.
Speaker 4: I got home. My wife is on the couch like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I'm like what. She's like, we we're gonna be late
Speaker 1: for the fucking fight.
Speaker 4: So I almost missed my honeymoon flight because Vince Swan
Speaker 4: wanted to play best at three wordly ball.
Speaker 1: That game looks unbelievable. We gotta do a busting spring
Speaker 1: to our northwestern so we can go do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: He's Oh that is rad, you know this, Garrett? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: that will be out there.
Speaker 4: Brackets and we throw them at each other, like if
Speaker 4: you had the ball, I would fucking zing it and
Speaker 4: I try to hit your hand.
Speaker 1: I mean guys were getting cut and bruised and ship
Speaker 1: one have.
Speaker 2: How how big is the ball? Is like the crossball
Speaker 2: he saw.
Speaker 1: It's like a whiffle ball almost, but those they have
Speaker 1: like the actual or the paddles and the ball is
Speaker 1: like a beach toy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's called track ball is what it's called. But
Speaker 4: it's it's so fucking fun.
Speaker 1: It's backing it up, reversing, moving forward.
Speaker 9: You can get a little speed and you can you
Speaker 9: can you can drill Somebodey rip around.
Speaker 1: Huh. How fast is little cards what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: You don't have the ball?
Speaker 3: The ball?
Speaker 4: Now the ball you can you can sing? Yeah, you
Speaker 4: get hit with that ball. It's kind of like a
Speaker 4: hard and like little plastic ball. Can Yeah, it'll ding up,
Speaker 4: it'll sting, Yeah, it'll sting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa, that was tough. Yeah, well that was a
Speaker 1: little money. We're friends, Yeah, yeah, that'd be sick if
Speaker 1: he came on. I'll tell you what that'd be fucking
Speaker 1: is Vince Does he have a do stand up comedy? No,
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4: If if I have one friend that could go up
Speaker 4: on stage right now and just do it, it's him.
Speaker 4: His SNL monologue. You need to do a monologue. He
Speaker 4: did crowd work. Really, it was I think maybe two
Speaker 4: or three years ago. He did it and I said, well,
Speaker 4: you can do for the monologue.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no.
Speaker 2: So when you do SNL, they don't help you write
Speaker 2: your monologue.
Speaker 1: You do your own monologue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do, But I think Vince said I'll just
Speaker 4: wing it. And you see him and he's talking to
Speaker 4: the crowd. He's the fastest human being I've ever seen
Speaker 4: in terms of matriculating and getting to a punchline so quick.
Speaker 4: And not only that, but hilarious. The other day I
Speaker 4: was talking to him and I go, uh, I told
Speaker 4: him something. He goes, he goes, oh my god, if
Speaker 4: I was a lawnmower, you just pulled my cord. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I got to write that, like, you
Speaker 4: know how long that would take me to come up
Speaker 4: with that? Great And he's just being sarcastic and shitty,
Speaker 4: but he is the funnest best friend a guy could
Speaker 4: ever want. Like literally, I say that all the time
Speaker 4: to my wife. And that's that's the way I described
Speaker 4: the way you see him in the films, that's him.
Speaker 4: Like when you're watching I don't you hope too? Because
Speaker 4: you say don't meet your heroes. I'm not saying I
Speaker 4: look at it. I have a miural of evins in
Speaker 4: my room, but I'm saying, when you watch the movies,
Speaker 4: you sit there and you eire's a smile on your
Speaker 4: face the entire time.
Speaker 2: Him Yeah, and him be like, you know, treat you off?
Speaker 2: What a dagger in the heart?
Speaker 1: That would be? What an absolute dagger? No, No, he's
Speaker 1: for them. So some uh Predators Blackhawks game. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was with a guy who is one of the
Speaker 1: people at c A and he's like, do you want
Speaker 1: to meet him? And there's a whole bunch of people
Speaker 1: clamoring to get to him. I was like, I just
Speaker 1: don't think he wants that right now. I admired from
Speaker 1: Afar the.
Speaker 4: Minute he found out if you guys play football, you're
Speaker 4: off to the races.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's he he he loves enjoy.
Speaker 1: I thought Notre Dame.
Speaker 9: He's a big Notre Dame fan.
Speaker 1: He goes to. I think at least that's an odd combination. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: do you want to throw your sword in? I do
Speaker 1: want to throw my sword And well, you know, I
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about, and I want.
Speaker 2: To they're explaining that. I'm sitting here just thinking like, man,
Speaker 2: I know Taylor wants to like just kind of.
Speaker 1: Want to feel the waters. Yeah, Rudy, that's not he's
Speaker 1: a Notre Dame. Yeah, Rudy. And then Ohio State, which
Speaker 1: is an overrated sports movie, right, m A little bit.
Speaker 1: It is a little bit really yeah that stuff. Why
Speaker 1: do you think that's just you know, I mean I
Speaker 1: also think, like remember the Titans to touch over.
Speaker 2: But here I go, here I go, and I'll finish
Speaker 2: when I'm talking.
Speaker 1: You can go to I think Remember the Titans overrated
Speaker 1: because it's so everyone thinks it's the greatest and it's
Speaker 1: a really good movie, but it's been so over played. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, let me begin, we can move on. I'm
Speaker 1: not a hater.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a ratio as bad as that tweet.
Speaker 1: But what is ratio? Well, just when we do tear talk,
Speaker 1: which we're doing today, was just gonna be the best
Speaker 1: comments best sitcoms. We went over this, literally went over this.
Speaker 1: We were doing best conniments and just said that Jets fired,
Speaker 1: it goes. It'd be great for Steves to do best
Speaker 1: sitcoms since he's a comedian instead of condiments.
Speaker 2: That was JP shout out the boy. Hey, okay, so
Speaker 2: what was I saying? Will help me out?
Speaker 1: Mother? So do you our tear talks where we like
Speaker 1: say like this is the best whatever, this is the
Speaker 1: second best? Is that their best? Our opinions? We usually
Speaker 1: pick one for each Will said, the entire Rocky series.
Speaker 1: This is tier one for inspirational sports or best sports Movi?
Speaker 1: All of them, all of them there, they're those ones
Speaker 1: from my my career. One mhm, you were here that
Speaker 1: ship you let him just ride, didn't you? Football movies?
Speaker 1: In two? He put uh, he put night lights? Would
Speaker 1: you say the worst version to remember the Titans? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just and I talked to Will in the phone.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna I'm not sure he'll give in, but
Speaker 1: he did say if he redid it, he'd probably think
Speaker 1: about taking Friday night lights out.
Speaker 2: I would think about switching Friday. But doesn't mean I
Speaker 2: don't love the movie.
Speaker 1: It's great movie, full overrated, but I think it's a
Speaker 1: great movie football movies in general, besides Varsity Blues, Varsity Blues,
Speaker 1: Varsity Blues looking back, like, well, what's so funny? I
Speaker 1: don't rather have Mistery Alaska. The miracle, No, yes, miracle
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. But I love Mystery Alaska. The small town vibes.
Speaker 1: The rangers come in to play them and they tell
Speaker 1: who's who's the scene? Or does the national anthem?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: What for Mystery Alaska? And they're playing outside and like
Speaker 1: the dead of winter in Alaska and he they tell him,
Speaker 1: hey seen the national anthem? Real slow and all the
Speaker 1: rangers guys are fucking freezing and all the dudes from
Speaker 1: from Alaska are is totally fine. It's a fantastic movie.
Speaker 1: The scene when they're in the uh. We can agree
Speaker 1: that Rocky is a phenomenal, fun phenomenal film. Have you
Speaker 1: seen Rocky? I've seen one and and I saw the
Speaker 1: like the last one. I know, I'm i think we're
Speaker 1: mid or whatever the fuck the kids are saying nowadays.
Speaker 3: When it comes to that, what most nervous about is
Speaker 3: you strugg me for somebody who hadn't seen them all.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter if you've seen them all or not.
Speaker 1: It's you should it's you shouldn't have seven movies or
Speaker 1: three movies in your tier one. If Rocky, if Rocky
Speaker 1: one through three is your tier one, then Rocky one,
Speaker 1: Rocky Tower, rock If you're, however, you want to order them,
Speaker 1: I keep one Rocky three, Rocky too, Okay, then that
Speaker 1: would be your tears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3: And if that's the case, you're getting gummy. You're getting
Speaker 3: a fucking gummy things. Understand the game. If I'm actually
Speaker 3: doing the tear talk, it's Rocky one. Remember the Titans
Speaker 3: Friday night lights? You know, but you could switch out
Speaker 3: of Friday night lights like you know, you can think
Speaker 3: of a fun one like water Boy, Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 1: Remember the Titans is like a movie about any quality
Speaker 1: that involves football.
Speaker 3: Do Remember The Titans is a fucking awesome movie. It's
Speaker 3: a good film, and the league cured racism. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure we gotta keep this thing going to canceled. We
Speaker 3: gotta keep this thing going.
Speaker 2: But remember The Titans is an awesome movie.
Speaker 1: It really is. Like there's a reason it is.
Speaker 3: Overplayed is extremely popular is because it's one of the
Speaker 3: best sports movies.
Speaker 1: Of all time. And if you can get my butterflies going,
Speaker 1: like gun Go Watch Gun dude, good.
Speaker 2: Not the most inspirational sports movie, Mike.
Speaker 1: I already explained why it is. I got goosebumps. And
Speaker 1: also the thing about Tears Dog is it's literally opinions, dude,
Speaker 1: whether how right or wrong they are. We have opinions.
Speaker 4: I get that, But to legitimately say it is it
Speaker 4: is my most I think here's what you should say.
Speaker 2: It is my most inspiring sports movie. I don't think
Speaker 2: it is the most inspiring sports movie.
Speaker 3: Like if you're actually trying to put it in there
Speaker 3: in lists, because then you have to take into consideration
Speaker 3: everybody else.
Speaker 4: Rocky is the most realistic I think in terms of
Speaker 4: like he establishes from the get go, you're in a
Speaker 4: shitty situation. He's boxing in a church right, right, and
Speaker 4: he's an orcer for a mob, right.
Speaker 1: Taking money by the way, with heart yeah, with a
Speaker 1: big heart too, which is nice, just like I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can go at the distance.
Speaker 4: That's all he wants to know, if he And then
Speaker 4: you set that theme it's it's it's proved at the end.
Speaker 4: But then you have a film done in the seventies
Speaker 4: where the mobster comes up to Rocky sitting in the
Speaker 4: car going, hey, yo, rock I heard your dating a retard.
Speaker 1: Why don't you take her to the zoo? I heard
Speaker 1: retards like zoos. It's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Like that is crazy, like with the optics of today
Speaker 4: looking back on that, Like even Slapshot Again filmed in
Speaker 4: the seventies, Paul Newman walks into that dive bar in Johnson, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 4: and the guy who's the grizzled veteran pitcher in Major
Speaker 4: League is sitting at the bar chain smoking, watching the
Speaker 4: soap opera. And on the soap opera, the woman is
Speaker 4: breaking up with the guy and just taps him on
Speaker 4: the shoulder and he's just staring at the screen and goes, what.
Speaker 1: A fucking cunt. It's like that is fucking insane, Like
Speaker 1: that was in a movie, like dude, like could never
Speaker 1: do that today, So funny. God, I'll get canceled for
Speaker 1: that because voting. When you said, you said R and
Speaker 1: then he said it twice, You're gonna go to the top. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said R a movie. Who's the Who's the Who's
Speaker 1: the comedian? I think I said Ralphie May Is that
Speaker 1: the dude? He's a white dude, right, big heavy white guy. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was my favorite black female comic, fucking female comic
Speaker 4: because he.
Speaker 1: Had this high pitch boy dude. He I was listening
Speaker 1: to some of his stuff and he says the N
Speaker 1: word and he says, yeah, what he I'm not going
Speaker 1: to start in what you were saying, Taylor. Yeah, his
Speaker 1: shit is so like shock value funny. He has this
Speaker 1: whole thing about going to black movie theaters. How he
Speaker 1: loves black movie theaters and he loves watching the previews
Speaker 1: and he just loves lootening to black people in the back,
Speaker 1: like the black girls, like, Oh, I'm not ever going Norklan.
Speaker 1: You can't catch me going nook one out there with
Speaker 1: them shocks like, and he had a whole funny deal
Speaker 1: about that. His shit is so funny. He had a
Speaker 1: whole bit.
Speaker 4: About comic lived here in Nashville. He was one of
Speaker 4: the first I knew that kind of moved here him
Speaker 4: in Madigan. Obviously Nate's from here or whatever. But but yeah,
Speaker 4: great comic. Why is everybody moving here? I moved here
Speaker 4: because I got sick. I got sick of the politics,
Speaker 4: and I got sick of California taking advantage of It's
Speaker 4: the people that live there, you know, big Trump guy,
Speaker 4: your painta maga. No, it just it got It's hyper
Speaker 4: politicized over there. And you're going up into the Hollywood
Speaker 4: Hills off a gower off the one to one, and
Speaker 4: it's tense city. People like movie stars live up in
Speaker 4: the hills and you're going up gower and they set
Speaker 4: up wash stations and all this other stuff, and it's
Speaker 4: just like, the city's not Hollywood's not the city I
Speaker 4: moved to when I first moved there.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 4: And then especially when you're raising kids there, my property
Speaker 4: tax is what I pay.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I can't send my kids to private to public school
Speaker 4: because they're shit. So I got to go to private school.
Speaker 4: And to get into the private school, you got to
Speaker 4: sign up for a lottery and you hope you get
Speaker 4: in there, and then if you get in, you're paying
Speaker 4: college tuition for your kids to fucking crayons in an
Speaker 4: al It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a tough deal. LA seems like a tough area.
Speaker 1: Now San Diego beautiful. I'm not San Diego.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of beautiful parts in Californias. Yeah, Parmel,
Speaker 4: shall we do uh to your talk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm trying to think if there's anything else.
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Speaker 1: What's your vibe on SNL? Like how the dynamics changed,
Speaker 1: because I feel like SNL used to be and this
Speaker 1: is me shooting from the hip. I really don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, but SNA seem like a place where,
Speaker 1: like comedians, where that's if you want to get in
Speaker 1: the show business, that's where you go, that's where you start. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: huge launching pad like Will Ferrell, Farley Rock, all those
Speaker 1: guys were ripping in there. Belushi and now with all
Speaker 1: these things we've talked about, how everyone has a podcast,
Speaker 1: there's YouTube, there's so many diferent ways to get yourself
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: Has that taken away from SNL a little bit?
Speaker 4: You think s and OL will always be like a
Speaker 4: beacon of communal entertainment? Right, there's so few things that
Speaker 4: are communal these days. Sports, thank god, communal news. A
Speaker 4: big election is communal. SNL still is somewhat relevant in
Speaker 4: being communal where people share the clips and stuff. I
Speaker 4: think my biggest with SNL is that they went from
Speaker 4: character driven to premise driven, and so characters were the sketches.
Speaker 4: Now it's all based on a funny premise. Would be
Speaker 4: funny if this happened in this situation. Now the characters
Speaker 4: got truncated into weakend update. So Jost is just handing
Speaker 4: the ball to a to a character where the characters before,
Speaker 4: the whole sketch was built around the character. I miss that,
Speaker 4: I miss Church Lady, I miss all those things.
Speaker 1: I was the Bee Gangsters or whatever they were from
Speaker 1: Uh it was Belushi and was it Chevy Chase wasn't
Speaker 1: that I don't know.
Speaker 4: Lackroyd, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Blushi was the Bee, Yeah, all
Speaker 4: the great characters.
Speaker 1: Now they're just bringing people back over and over and
Speaker 1: over again, the Pepper Boy all that stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was awesome.
Speaker 4: I mean Target Lady with Christen wigg Yeah, I fucking
Speaker 4: love those sketches and the Californians, right, Californians. I don't
Speaker 4: know if they that sketch would exist today because they'd
Speaker 4: be you know, doing a sidebar and update, which that
Speaker 4: to me is when the show pivoted because for decades
Speaker 4: it was character driven and so now even like thinking
Speaker 4: like Shane was on SNL, it's like what character would
Speaker 4: he be doing? Like he doesn't even do impressions, like
Speaker 4: what would he be doing? But again that's why, because
Speaker 4: it's a premise driven.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The uh what about Mad TV?
Speaker 2: Was was there ever?
Speaker 1: I loved? Like, I think Will Sasso is one of
Speaker 1: the most talented.
Speaker 2: Fucking funny I didn't even know Will Cecil from Matt TV.
Speaker 2: I knew Will Cecil from fucking Vine, yes, but he
Speaker 2: was dude on Matt TV.
Speaker 1: Is so funny? Well was it? Michael McDonald? Was that
Speaker 1: his name? And bro calendar. It was so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh great, Bobby Lee, who I'm friends, I'm not speaking
Speaker 4: out of school when I tell you the story.
Speaker 1: He said, fucking crazy. That's a zipline. That's a zipline
Speaker 1: phrase for you, you love, I'm not speaking at a dude.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying that. You know? What do
Speaker 1: you the what do you doll?
Speaker 2: You pull the line there's a snake.
Speaker 1: In my boo. Your's a be I'm not speaking out
Speaker 1: of school here. You know.
Speaker 4: Well, Bobby and I have a very complicated relationship. It's
Speaker 4: a love and hate relationship. But I love him, right.
Speaker 1: Is there like a competition going on? No, not from
Speaker 1: no at all. Yeah, we won't say it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I toured with Ken Jong, Bobby Lee, and Kevin Shay.
Speaker 4: We did this Kim's a comedy tour. We're in San
Speaker 4: Francisco Comedy comedy and Jung and Bobby Lee had had
Speaker 4: a rivalry. So Bobby was always the big dog. Right,
Speaker 4: He's on Mad TV. Everybody knows him. I just had
Speaker 4: a Comedy Central thing. Ken had just been like a
Speaker 4: three lines on the office, and Ken's trying to break in, right,
Speaker 4: So now we're doing Kim's of Comedy. We're touring Ken's
Speaker 4: in the Hangover blows the fuck up, and now the
Speaker 4: pendulum has swung to Ken's side. Now Ken's calling the
Speaker 4: shots right. So Ken and Bobby are in San Francisco.
Speaker 4: The line is outside the door, sold out, it's fucking packed.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be fun. They're fucking screaming at each other.
Speaker 4: Ken's pissed off bringing up this thing from years ago.
Speaker 4: Bobby's going back at him because Bobby's a fucking weasel.
Speaker 4: And they're just screaming at each other and Kevin Shae taps.
Speaker 4: He's like, dude, you might want to fucking break this up.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm gonna let them go because this
Speaker 4: would be the cutest fight I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 4: It's like a baby puppy and like a manchi chi wrestling.
Speaker 4: They're both five foot like three tiny, tiny little human beings.
Speaker 4: But Bobby, when he was on Mad TV, he was
Speaker 4: told me the story about this girl just got hired
Speaker 4: at Mad TV, And so she's filling out paperwork and
Speaker 4: Bobby thinks it would be funny and a good idea
Speaker 4: to pull up a chair behind her quietly as she's working,
Speaker 4: tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around,
Speaker 4: his ass is in her fucking face and he farts
Speaker 4: in her face.
Speaker 1: Bobby did that? God farts? Did it?
Speaker 4: She just she's literally filling out like a W nine,
Speaker 4: you know, and she farts in the face. And Bobby's like, hey,
Speaker 4: welcome to She's like, get the fuck away from me.
Speaker 4: Those shits. So so flash forward like lunchtime, Bobby's on
Speaker 4: the phone with the president of Fox Network and lawyers
Speaker 4: going what happened?
Speaker 1: And Bobby's like, uh, okay, well, I oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: that show is so funny. He's, oh my god.
Speaker 4: But I always love Bobby on Mad TV, and and
Speaker 4: he had me on there like three hundredth episode or something.
Speaker 4: They had stand up on it, and so Bobby said,
Speaker 4: I know a great comic and he got me on it.
Speaker 2: So it was a pretty well why did that show end?
Speaker 1: What happened there?
Speaker 4: I think because it's on Fox and they didn't have
Speaker 4: the consistency with it, and they didn't they never really
Speaker 4: pushed it either, and it was different. It was it
Speaker 4: was very sketch heavy as opposed to like doing something
Speaker 4: like Update where you had a chance to take a
Speaker 4: breather and get to know some of the performers. It
Speaker 4: was just sketch to sketch to sketch, So there was no,
Speaker 4: like I guess, investment in meeting the character role players
Speaker 4: because you know when you had and plus you never
Speaker 4: had like the guests there. Through the guest you got
Speaker 4: to meet, you know, people during their monologues, so the
Speaker 4: players would come out and run the monologues with them,
Speaker 4: so you get to know them a bit more too.
Speaker 1: Matt TV was just sketches, that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they didn't have musical guests that often either
Speaker 4: to give you incentive to bring in a different broad
Speaker 4: audience as well.
Speaker 9: But I always liked it. But for me, SML's is
Speaker 9: still I still revere it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: You kind of like an SNL viber or Late night
Speaker 2: show vibe.
Speaker 3: That's what you're building your premise offt for your show
Speaker 3: that's coming up in a few months.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I filmed this hour special, because you guys know,
Speaker 4: there's so many these days and it's just somebody in
Speaker 4: front of a curtain for sixty minutes, pontificault. It's called
Speaker 4: The Last Late Night and it's an homage to the
Speaker 4: late night talk show format, So I thought, everybody's doing
Speaker 4: an hour, do it a little differently. What can you
Speaker 4: do different in the space that's unique and you're not
Speaker 4: breaking the mold, but it's still there. So the most
Speaker 4: to me like something really digestible is the late night
Speaker 4: talk show. If you really think about its three styles
Speaker 4: of writing. You come out with a monologue, so those
Speaker 4: are kind of like fun one liners, right, and they
Speaker 4: are usually topical.
Speaker 1: So you do that for twenty minutes. Then you go
Speaker 1: to panel.
Speaker 4: When you go to on Colbert or Jimmy Fallon, you
Speaker 4: sit on the couch, he's behind the desk, and the
Speaker 4: producers tell say, okay, give us some stories. So it's
Speaker 4: really just storytelling. So that's twenty minutes. Then you go
Speaker 4: to the third act, which is traditional stand up next
Speaker 4: to the band, so you do another twenty minutes there.
Speaker 4: So the set is going to look like a talk show.
Speaker 4: I'll have a band, everything will feel like a talk show,
Speaker 4: the intro feel like a talk show, and even the
Speaker 4: presentation of the material will be under the umbrella and
Speaker 4: three act structure of a talk show. I've never seen
Speaker 4: anything like it before, and I was like, that's it
Speaker 4: because I saw Neil Brennan's three mics, and he just
Speaker 4: has three styles of comedy that's bouncing between. I'd seen
Speaker 4: a comic do that with two mics years ago on
Speaker 4: the MTV half hour Comedy Hour that was on a
Speaker 4: like the nineties.
Speaker 1: But I like Neil's concept.
Speaker 4: But this is certainly absolutely more visual, and my material
Speaker 4: is driven towards those things. But it all ties together
Speaker 4: at the end too, because there's a message behind it
Speaker 4: of the state of political correctness can cancel culture and everything.
Speaker 4: Just as a comic trying to do my part along
Speaker 4: with Andrew Schultz and Rogan and Chappelle and Shane Gillis
Speaker 4: and all these comics to push it back to go.
Speaker 1: This ship's getting out of fucking control, all of it.
Speaker 4: So, so is there a guest element like especially that
Speaker 4: like that, it'll just be me. So, Yeah, it's Saturday,
Speaker 4: August twenty seventh is open. Yeah, Yeah, theater you can
Speaker 4: get tickets. There's there's a few tickets left, and it's
Speaker 4: filmed right here in Nashville, so.
Speaker 1: It'd be cool. Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get tickets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guess. And my buddy Joe Gatto from jokers.
Speaker 4: He's going to direct it, so in the direct the special,
Speaker 4: which would be cool.
Speaker 2: That's just a there a goal in mind with it,
Speaker 2: Like are you trying to become a late night talk.
Speaker 1: Show outstanding late night guy? I think that where you
Speaker 1: just hang out with yeah, a little bit of everywhere
Speaker 1: like that. That's the whole point of a late night
Speaker 1: You're sitting with your buddy and you're yeah, you all
Speaker 1: sitting look at your chair too. I'm gonna trin my
Speaker 1: pubes here in my tone notes.
Speaker 4: H No. I think the formats kind of kind of antiquated.
Speaker 4: You know, in the seventies and eighties, the variety show
Speaker 4: was popular, and in the eighties and nineties that became antiquated.
Speaker 9: And I think what's happening now with late night talk shows.
Speaker 4: The relevance of seeing your favorite film stars peel back
Speaker 4: the curtain, get to know them and hear a story
Speaker 4: about it. It's all gone, Like the reverence of it
Speaker 4: is done, because now it's all on your phone. Like
Speaker 4: somebody from Rotten Tomatoes is talking about Top Gun two
Speaker 4: and they'll get a SoundBite of Tom Cruise talking about it.
Speaker 1: Like you get people that kind of reinvent it.
Speaker 4: Like James Cordon with the late night karaoke stuff that
Speaker 4: was kind of cool, but you're still watching it online.
Speaker 1: They do skits too, and they play games too, Truths
Speaker 1: and a Lie with Jimmy Fallon and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: He does some fun stuff. I'd like Jimmy.
Speaker 1: I think he does. I think he does a great job.
Speaker 1: He's a great host. Yeah, he understands it.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you get I don't know, like there's certain hosts
Speaker 4: that I think more the attention is towards them or
Speaker 4: they can't wait.
Speaker 2: That's why it's kind of centric around them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was thought Carson was the greatest
Speaker 4: because it didn't matter who got the laugh, as long
Speaker 4: as the show got the laugh.
Speaker 1: Is yeah, he was vibes yo. I feel some a
Speaker 1: future Hatter T shirt coming with that. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, Garrett,
Speaker 1: write that down. No, we do, uh to your talk,
Speaker 1: to your talk.
Speaker 3: This has been a long episode has been by the way,
Speaker 3: I apologize to like your listeners.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, it's a comedian, it's gonna be fucking fun,
Speaker 4: and it's like it got a lot more serious, but
Speaker 4: I uh sorry about that.
Speaker 1: I think people. Do you feel like being a comedian,
Speaker 1: you have to be funny all the time.
Speaker 4: There's times where like, yeah, you feel like I should
Speaker 4: chime in here, and even like even when I'm talking,
Speaker 4: it's like I could do this trump bid, I could
Speaker 4: do this bit or I could improv.
Speaker 9: But like with you guys, it's it just feels comfortable.
Speaker 9: So it's been nice.
Speaker 1: And I think as long as we get three ways,
Speaker 1: as long as it's interesting, I hope I'm you know,
Speaker 1: the conversation across you reach your cross there, try backed up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's Homie Bush, all right, Well, yeah you talk,
Speaker 1: you know? Do you know the premise here I'll be
Speaker 1: kind of explained earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And we're doing so Tier talk Tiers one
Speaker 3: through three obviously your top three. We obviously were arguing
Speaker 3: about it earlier with the sports movies, but you will
Speaker 3: start with your tier three and build up.
Speaker 2: This is a good way to get roasted on the internet.
Speaker 3: Choose Have you seen any of the clips on Instagram
Speaker 3: or Twitter where you can go follow us a bus
Speaker 3: and wt sins you did?
Speaker 1: I didn't see the tier talks per se.
Speaker 3: No, So yeah, so usually you've on every week say them,
Speaker 3: but it's it's usually better if you give some context
Speaker 3: as to why you're choosing them.
Speaker 1: And do you follow busting with the boys? I do? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: good on Instagram's speaking.
Speaker 2: Sure love that.
Speaker 1: That's huge.
Speaker 2: Tier three, So you're gonna go first.
Speaker 1: I know it's tough. I can pick from the pick
Speaker 1: whatever you want. This is more like a guideline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's more like a guideline.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've got my three one on here, though, we're
Speaker 1: just gonna get roasted.
Speaker 2: Hey, never mind, Tier, Well go ahead, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: never mind. I had a question, but it's already on there.
Speaker 1: Song go three two one? Right?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 1: Do I do it in order? Or do you do
Speaker 1: we go three through three?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, you do an order.
Speaker 1: We I need be fun to do that.
Speaker 3: I was telling the boys. CJ was on he goes.
Speaker 3: Since I'm since I'm sitting in Taylor seat, I want
Speaker 3: to go last. I was like, it's funny you brought
Speaker 3: that up, because I was actually gonna try and make
Speaker 3: an argument and say I have earned the right to
Speaker 3: go last.
Speaker 2: Since the scoreboard is.
Speaker 1: The wee can score. I think we can agree. You
Speaker 1: have more followers in me now, Helmie. You got that
Speaker 1: and my boy got his following is up. Dude.
Speaker 2: It's been a good glow up here for Willy.
Speaker 1: That's great. I appreciate it. Like trying to take the comment.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, but no, the line's been drawn, and
Speaker 1: so I will go last.
Speaker 2: You started, You'll go three three, and then one of
Speaker 2: you guys go, I'll.
Speaker 1: Go, Taylor. Can we're doing three three three to three? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that would be a fun little element. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: My Tier three is Martin while really trying to get
Speaker 1: the black community someone. They fucking love Martin, Lawrence Martin.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that show seeing it come on now college.
Speaker 1: But they got that mic back there. They're fucking loving it.
Speaker 1: You guys never watched Martin. I mean we've seen Martin.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, all my college roomates going animated like I
Speaker 9: love Martin.
Speaker 4: In anybody else's hands, they would play that straight, physically
Speaker 4: giving every line and over. He's like almost like a
Speaker 4: black Jim Carrey, Like everything is so much more accentuated.
Speaker 1: I fucking love it.
Speaker 4: He just threw every ounce of his body and soul
Speaker 4: into into that show, and everybody else is just pedestrian
Speaker 4: in it and grounding it.
Speaker 2: God, I'll tell you. The way you explain that just
Speaker 2: now kind of fired me up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like that. I love that show. I love like
Speaker 1: the view you have on this stuff that we wouldn't
Speaker 1: have because you've been living it. You know, he threw
Speaker 1: his body until he was so essentially everyone was just
Speaker 1: there to support him. Well he did it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, she was funny. You know you don't
Speaker 2: really reads and writes and does all the story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very well spoken, very well spoken.
Speaker 2: A lot of big words. They got a Google later
Speaker 2: with a lot of big word. Who's gonna go from
Speaker 2: the back, Well, he's in boss of seat.
Speaker 1: So so this is your tier one? Okay, my tier one.
Speaker 1: They each do their tier one and this will be
Speaker 1: their three? Should we just wait? What they all get it?
Speaker 2: Give their favorite one and that that is their one?
Speaker 1: Two three? Got you? Got you so JP the first? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my tier one? Is we mentioned earlier one? The tier three? Two? Huh?
Speaker 1: Tier one or two three? There collective is going to
Speaker 1: be got it?
Speaker 2: Sorry, wait no, no, you're gonna say tier two or
Speaker 2: tier one, but that don't make no sense on the
Speaker 2: graph is gonna be.
Speaker 1: We let everybody have their own tears.
Speaker 4: Maybe we just leave it up there in the chart
Speaker 4: would be way too like small and graph things going on?
Speaker 1: How about this, Max? We they give their tier threes
Speaker 1: and us as a group picks the best one out
Speaker 1: of it that makes it on the graph element like that, right,
Speaker 1: I love elements. Yes, yes, this one. If that's if
Speaker 1: that's on your tier list, you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that second from the bottom.
Speaker 1: I mean it is like that. But there's only been
Speaker 1: one season, two seasons.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, and that's a lot of recency bias
Speaker 3: going into a lot of phenomenal cause I can name
Speaker 3: three that's like two seasons, right, I think there's two
Speaker 3: seas the third one coming out soon, right, and it's
Speaker 3: a fire show.
Speaker 1: But it's so premature, it's so premature. Appreciate that, Jock, Hey,
Speaker 1: how was dude? We cannot let Jack be like, oh
Speaker 1: he's on us right now, he goes, He'll listen no more.
Speaker 1: That's good Taylor, good job you're developing, all right, So
Speaker 1: JP give us your tier three. My tier three is
Speaker 1: the Office, And I was late to the Office.
Speaker 6: I was always a hater of it, Like this is
Speaker 6: kind of this is mid yeah, and they're like, just
Speaker 6: watch it, started.
Speaker 1: To watch it, you know, the characters just like, all right,
Speaker 1: this is this is solid. So my tier three is
Speaker 1: the office Jackie Tier three.
Speaker 5: My Tier three will be It's always Sonny in Philadelphia
Speaker 5: to today, phenomenal cast, very hilarious.
Speaker 1: Charlie says, then we're in the first episode. Is he
Speaker 1: really so that one's canceled? My tier three is going
Speaker 1: to be that seventy show. I think that one's a sleeper.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I fucked up when you pick though, Like let's
Speaker 5: say Garrett has an incredible Tier three.
Speaker 1: What if it's someone's Tier two. And that's where you know,
Speaker 1: it does play a little because Garrett, Garrett Garretts is
Speaker 1: in my list. Yeah yeah, hey, cut out cut out
Speaker 1: the part where Wilson's Garrett is in my list, because
Speaker 1: you don't want people people on their on their seats
Speaker 1: right now, at the edge of their seats. I know.
Speaker 2: But that reaction that he that I gave it.
Speaker 1: We both yeah, I actually have done that.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have done that. I wanted to viewed it.
Speaker 2: I wanted that. Yeah, my Tier three.
Speaker 3: Is and I hate that I'm thinking backing, you know, what.
Speaker 3: I don't want to piggyback. I'm gonna throw it on
Speaker 3: mentioned to the office. My tier three, you know how
Speaker 3: I like to get a little wiggle room. My tier
Speaker 3: three will be friends. I think Friends is fucking all time.
Speaker 3: I loved every season. I binged all of it. I
Speaker 3: binged it the second time when I was in year
Speaker 3: three or four and loved every minute of it. I
Speaker 3: watched their reunion and to me, like taking friends because
Speaker 3: they did what ten seasons?
Speaker 1: Thanks? So yeah?
Speaker 3: Ten years of people being best friends like everyone in
Speaker 3: their world. Like we go through high school. We think, man,
Speaker 3: when we're in high school and we're going to hit
Speaker 3: our careers, we think, one day we're all going to
Speaker 3: come back to our bubble, right, who did what?
Speaker 2: And compare it in the romances that go on, same
Speaker 2: with college.
Speaker 3: Like the fact that these guys and that's four years
Speaker 3: growing up together and in three years of high school,
Speaker 3: but going through ten years of being like an adult
Speaker 3: in a show, going back and forth, ripping off each other,
Speaker 3: figuring each other out. They probably did have romances Ross
Speaker 3: and uh Rachel Rachel, Yeah yo, I almost true blank
Speaker 3: right there, I got you back, But their actual romance
Speaker 3: was a real thing, and for them to come back
Speaker 3: and do their anniversary and to see that they get
Speaker 3: to kind of do what everyone kind of thinks about
Speaker 3: in high school.
Speaker 2: I think it's incredible. So my Tier three is going
Speaker 2: to be friends.
Speaker 1: That's a great way to put it, dude. Yes, that
Speaker 1: was solemn, that was solid.
Speaker 2: I don't like doing it this way.
Speaker 1: I don't like because okay, it's well, you know, I
Speaker 1: fuck dude, because there's like five on here. They could
Speaker 1: really go in any order for me for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: at first I disagreed with Will, but I gotta give
Speaker 1: an honorable mention to the Office as well. Dude, this sucks.
Speaker 2: It's just fam angle vibes the Office gives and the
Speaker 2: zoom an's and the.
Speaker 1: You can put it on any time too in it's
Speaker 1: his background. That's really all sitcoms. You can kind of
Speaker 1: do that, the ones you love.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: My heart's pounding out of my chest right now because
Speaker 1: my Tier three.
Speaker 4: The rose ceremony on The Bachelor, Bence, you got to
Speaker 4: insert the drama music close ups.
Speaker 1: I think ours is gonna be I think ours is
Speaker 1: gonna be the same. That's okay. The grand two bro,
Speaker 1: my Tier three's friends, and there's not a whole lot
Speaker 1: I can say other than what Will just said. The romances,
Speaker 1: everybody getting along with each other, everybody's own specific storyline
Speaker 1: that they were able to go and develop on their own.
Speaker 1: You fell in love with each of them every single time.
Speaker 1: Everyone was a big Chandler guy. Then after three or
Speaker 1: four seas, he's like, I love Joey too, And then
Speaker 1: everyone's kind of hates on Ross for a little bit,
Speaker 1: but he's like, oh yo, he's got to be there too.
Speaker 1: He's got he's he's he needs to be there. And
Speaker 1: then he gets the hottest girl. Then Monica comes in almost,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chandler and Monica are now a thing.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy to me. I didn't know that can happen. Now,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Joey's into Rachel and he doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to tell Ross. How's Ross and the engagement
Speaker 1: apartments right across the street. They can see into the window.
Speaker 1: They can see what's going on.
Speaker 12: Remember the engagement she was having the baby And joe
Speaker 12: turns around, Oh, Phoebe's now.
Speaker 1: A surrogate for another family. Yeah, that's crazy. Number one
Speaker 1: hit the coffee shop as a thing.
Speaker 2: It is unbelievable. Dude, goosebumps again.
Speaker 1: A Tier three hit all down?
Speaker 2: You did what sounded like a rap?
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god, Yeah that was great. Dude. Man,
Speaker 1: I think our tier twos are gonna be the same. Also,
Speaker 1: I think they'll say nothing, don't say nothing. All right,
Speaker 1: we've been cemented Tier three. We're good, JP, you're up,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 6: My Tier two, I think this would have been my
Speaker 6: Tier one if I was older, But my Tier two
Speaker 6: is seinfeld m.
Speaker 1: I think it's just unreal. That's what they said when
Speaker 1: it was first. I'm going on records. It's my camera.
Speaker 1: I'm on record. I fucking hate them. Oh you don't
Speaker 1: like Seinfest, you don't like him. I've heard Seinfeldt to Pace. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sidebar story, we got a side story. He's just a
Speaker 1: horrible person. So you see his interview with Larry King
Speaker 1: when the B movie came out. Just watch that. Just
Speaker 1: watched that.
Speaker 2: So you're just saying from watching on the outside end, he's.
Speaker 9: Being at this and just seeing him and just like
Speaker 9: how he just the air about him.
Speaker 4: It's just like, oh god, what a horrible you know,
Speaker 4: like when when when the room when somebody walks in
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 1: And it just gets cold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, that's what it's like for me. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I did not a fun hang hang, there's no hang.
Speaker 4: It just he just floats in with arrogance and then
Speaker 4: leaves with arrogance.
Speaker 1: Jerry Seinfeld is on top of the world. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: would do it. The Coffee Show getting coffee.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's getting coffee in that very.
Speaker 1: Quick comedy and watch uh it kind of. I was
Speaker 1: never a big Seinfeld guy, but that I heard that
Speaker 1: thing's good. Yeah, but you know it's just go ahead
Speaker 1: continue JP. Yeah, it's gotta be tough to talk about
Speaker 1: after that just happened.
Speaker 6: Don't care about your feelings. I separate the person from
Speaker 6: the show as a character.
Speaker 1: It's weird to hear it. That's crazy. So yeah, it's
Speaker 1: here too, stifelt.
Speaker 2: Now they're all going, right.
Speaker 1: They're all going so j is Jack's here too? This
Speaker 1: is tough man. My Tier two is going to be arrested.
Speaker 5: Development this phenomenal show with a lot of the way
Speaker 5: they intertwined all the running jokes throughout the seasons.
Speaker 1: It's very well written. Not just like an easy comedy
Speaker 1: to be a part of it.
Speaker 5: It's once you really get invested all of the banana
Speaker 5: stand I mean, there's there's so much.
Speaker 9: Shut your eyes, Shut your eyes. You hear Steve O.
Speaker 1: Okay, people are telling you selling Steve. No, but I
Speaker 1: definitely have that, like very like one of those. Yes,
Speaker 1: the reason you guys started calling me stoner Jack, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I thought was a cool nickname, and you totally
Speaker 1: shit on it.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you know, I didn't have a career at
Speaker 5: the time, so that's pretty so you go back to
Speaker 5: be stoner Jack now.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I know your milk hunter Jack.
Speaker 5: You guys just are just trying to destore my career
Speaker 5: at all times, and that's okay.
Speaker 1: Did I really no?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but I thought of one and it
Speaker 2: is is breaking my heart.
Speaker 1: That's not your tier three. Yeah, I put my fist down.
Speaker 2: No, I'm very upset. I'm very upset about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: so arrested development for Jackie.
Speaker 8: I'm kind of confused that this is a sitcom. But
Speaker 8: Eastbounding Down is going to be my Tier two?
Speaker 1: Does that count? That could sing?
Speaker 9: I think you would put that in because they're both
Speaker 9: single camp shows.
Speaker 1: Okay, single camp Yeah, it's like on HBO, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: those entourage.
Speaker 2: I mean sitcom to me, you gotta be on cable television.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you're right. That was bad that I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If you have the HBO channel, it's on you to
Speaker 1: be if you're rich. That's that's why I'm confused. It's
Speaker 1: thirty minute if you want to you want to say,
Speaker 1: say it's gonna be thirty minutes or less.
Speaker 8: Oh if it is, eastbounding down is one of the
Speaker 8: funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: So it's righteous Gemstone. Why, I'm like, that's you don't
Speaker 1: want to get in area? Yeah yeah, I never yeah.
Speaker 3: Here, I think it should be the thirty minutes or less,
Speaker 3: and it should be on cable television.
Speaker 1: Where everybody can enjoy it. Yeah, we had the channels. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, so that's tough. We're gonna we're gonna take
Speaker 1: it away from you. We're gonna take it away from Garrett. Oh,
Speaker 1: we'll put his fist down. Do you want us to
Speaker 1: come back to you? Yeah, okay, come back, that's fair. Okay,
Speaker 1: my tiers thirty minutes or less cable TV.
Speaker 4: My my my honorable mention because I didn't one was cheers,
Speaker 4: because I fucking love cheers.
Speaker 1: I watch that one too, That's a good one. This
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. Dude, Norm, Hey, what do you what do
Speaker 1: you saying? Hey, Norman's taking two cheeks and a couple
Speaker 1: of chins. Hand me a beer, Yeah, dude, every time
Speaker 1: he sat down.
Speaker 4: The best cold open of that show. It was one
Speaker 4: of one of the few they ever did outside. Norm
Speaker 4: standing outside and and I think Woody. Woody comes out
Speaker 4: and uh, He's like, oh what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, and then this car drives by and
Speaker 4: Hanks and Norm waves. He goes, oh, who was that.
Speaker 4: He's like, it's my wife. It was our anniversary today,
Speaker 4: and it goes back downstairs.
Speaker 1: That's the opening. It was fu brilliant. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: my autible mention. But my Tier two.
Speaker 9: It's a curveball, but it's the British Office.
Speaker 1: Who.
Speaker 4: British Office is the greatest single cam show done. It
Speaker 4: was so popular it created It basically gave license to
Speaker 4: Dirty Rock, all of them. They all copied that style
Speaker 4: and it was on BBC two and Rachel Jervis did
Speaker 4: it on nothing of a budget. The whole stilted camera
Speaker 4: in the back they all ripped off of it. The
Speaker 4: American Office I enjoyed, but the British Office, nothing will
Speaker 4: touch it. It's so uncomfortable. It's so fucking great. Ricky
Speaker 4: Gervais is a genius in that show. If you've never
Speaker 4: seen it, watch there are only six episodes a season,
Speaker 4: by the way over in England, so there's three seasons.
Speaker 1: It's like eighteen episodes.
Speaker 4: They and to his point when he when he's when
Speaker 4: he saw Steve Carell get the award at the Emmys,
Speaker 4: he said, ours was only three seasons and only like
Speaker 4: eighteen episodes. He said, uh, quality over quantity. And I
Speaker 4: do agree with that sentiment though, because they jammed. That
Speaker 4: show is so rock solid. There's no fat on those shows.
Speaker 4: It's great.
Speaker 1: Damn now the way you put it and have me
Speaker 1: agree with you a little bit, I don't know how
Speaker 1: that's going to be received. It's fine.
Speaker 4: But because the Office, you don't have Revere here, the
Speaker 4: British Office, you don't have the Office. You don't have
Speaker 4: any of those single camp shows that were to arrested development,
Speaker 4: none of it unless you have the British Office.
Speaker 2: I love that, and I love that you stick your
Speaker 2: flave ball on the ground.
Speaker 4: From Christopher guest because of the mockumentary's spinal tap was
Speaker 4: so influential to him, he wanted to make the mockumentary
Speaker 4: of being in a shitty office in you know, working
Speaker 4: class England's pretty outstanding.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely sick, bro, I'm sick too because I just
Speaker 1: thought it too.
Speaker 3: I'm absolutely sick to my stomach that I can only
Speaker 3: say two more because I have three, like a true three.
Speaker 3: The fact that I've already said it to your three
Speaker 3: and I've said an honorable mention.
Speaker 9: It's like my baby girl. I know my number one,
Speaker 9: I know my number one.
Speaker 2: I could puke. This might not be well received by
Speaker 2: you guys, but I would like to ask if I
Speaker 2: can bump. It's okay. If it's no, it's okay. If
Speaker 2: I promise, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Being dry yet, or I put my down. You did,
Speaker 1: you did, you did?
Speaker 2: But hands are literally sweating.
Speaker 1: Dude the same, But I am lost right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. We all got to vote. I'll go first.
Speaker 1: I think that's okay. I really appreciate that. I really
Speaker 1: do appreciate that. Over. You're gonna start over, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: for will to bump his three for me? To knock
Speaker 1: my knock three and he's got two honorable mentions. Now,
Speaker 1: so well, I yeah, such a fucking loser. We will
Speaker 1: not allow that with you. Why vote against the boys?
Speaker 1: You should don't ask the DA vote and they're gonnavote
Speaker 1: against you. I need to buy my three two. But hey, Jack,
Speaker 1: you want to shivarado? Come on? I say yes, JP,
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, yeah, why not, I appreciate. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's two. I say no.
Speaker 2: I say no, we got we got the people on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: They they're votes. Oh really, you guys, it was like
Speaker 1: double that's crazy votes. Oh, Dictator Willie, dude, Yeah, Dictator
Speaker 1: will We're gonna let I agree. Let's go, baby, it
Speaker 1: benefits me. Let's go.
Speaker 2: We can't let the prisoners ron the yard.
Speaker 1: Boys. I'm not going from having a great time my
Speaker 1: dan get relationships. Sounds like it wasn't. Oh oh god,
Speaker 1: all right, So Willie give us your two honorable mentions
Speaker 1: and your tier three.
Speaker 3: My two honorable mentions. Like, I'm sad we had to
Speaker 3: bump friends. I do think we really we really did.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm not adding like another honorable mention in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just I have my three.
Speaker 3: Yea, my Tier three is gonna take everybody for everybody's
Speaker 3: gonna be like huh. But when I really started to
Speaker 3: fall in love with the idea of knowing that it
Speaker 3: was a sitcom. It happened for me in college when
Speaker 3: I would binge this show because my brother Cody shout out, Cody,
Speaker 3: all the free shoutouts to the little bro put me
Speaker 3: on this show, and it is How I Met your Mother?
Speaker 3: How I Met Your Mother's one of my favorite shows
Speaker 3: of all time. I just I thoroughly enjoyed it. It
Speaker 3: was one of the first shows I've been binge watched.
Speaker 3: I think the pub at the bottom of will sas
Speaker 3: So actually makes an appearance in How I Met Your Mother?
Speaker 2: But what's the big Dog's name?
Speaker 1: From?
Speaker 3: How from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Yeah, Jason Stiegel, Like, I
Speaker 3: love all the characters there, I'm standing.
Speaker 1: I'm sticking with that. I really love How I Met
Speaker 1: Your Mother. That is my Tier through friends. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's wild too, because without friends, how much your Mother
Speaker 1: is not happening?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: I agree with so thepremacist YouTube of the office. It's
Speaker 1: the opposite. So I don't hate it, though, I think
Speaker 1: how much your Mother is a phenomenal film. But I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at you at all. Okay, good deal. I
Speaker 1: really I needed that, truthfully, But gonna have everything I
Speaker 1: get ship on.
Speaker 2: I don't go back and watch Friends for the second
Speaker 2: time without binging How I Met Your Mother. Like Friends,
Speaker 2: I was just kind of watched pradically.
Speaker 3: I never kept up with it, like to where it
Speaker 3: was like in syncret in sequence or chronological order. But
Speaker 3: when Cody put me on How I Met Your Mother,
Speaker 3: and I watched that all the way through and I
Speaker 3: fucking loved it. That made me go back and watch
Speaker 3: chronologically the Friends.
Speaker 2: So Friends wouldn't be there without now.
Speaker 1: One thing I don't like about how Much Your Mother
Speaker 1: is it's kind of everyone has their own character development,
Speaker 1: but it's really based around Buddy, what's that dude's name?
Speaker 1: The main guy? And how much mother? Since it's your
Speaker 1: tier three, you should know. But I'm more in love
Speaker 1: with like Barney. Yeah, Barney's ane. Yeah, fucking Barney was
Speaker 1: all the time you're talking about Ted, Ted. I think
Speaker 1: Ted was kind of a bit because after a couple
Speaker 1: of seasons, you're like, you kind of just he's kind
Speaker 1: of like the Ross. Yeah, and it's like always. He
Speaker 1: kind of annoyed me after a while for sure, and
Speaker 1: I thought Barney kept it going. Jason Steegele that's his name, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did Stiegel. He did a fantastic job too. Okay,
Speaker 1: my Friends is now bumped, and I think yours was
Speaker 1: more well received. Mine will not be well received.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we need your two. So my tier two
Speaker 2: is that seventies show.
Speaker 3: That seventy show was the first show I would literally
Speaker 3: go home after high school every day and watch. It
Speaker 3: didn't matter which one was on. All of the characters
Speaker 3: that I love them, red Foreman, Eric Foreman, Kelso Hyde, Jackie,
Speaker 3: I love Donna, I loved them all. Dude, they sit
Speaker 3: in the circle understanding they're all getting high, but they're
Speaker 3: not like.
Speaker 2: You know, they're implying.
Speaker 1: Behind him. I love Eric.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my foot in your ass. A tough love.
Speaker 1: Just the basement vibe. Yeah, mom's an alcoholic. Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: That seventy show is like the first sitcom that I
Speaker 4: just would watch over and over every day.
Speaker 1: Phenomenal. Thanks man, So my Friends is now bumped. Boys,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for being true the way you have today.
Speaker 1: Just know, although I agree with Will, I don't agree
Speaker 1: with how he handled it. My Tier three we good
Speaker 1: out here, boys, We're straight. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'll get you guys back one of these days. Uh.
Speaker 1: My Tier three has not been seen by a lot
Speaker 1: of people. And I Will, I've tried to put you
Speaker 1: on the show so many times. I think it's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: The show is one long run on sentence. It's based
Speaker 1: in Canada. It's a small tiny town of five thousand
Speaker 1: people of Christian Hicks, hockey players and skids. The dynamic
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. And the spinoff I think I would have
Speaker 1: put it my Tier Talk, but it's only been one season,
Speaker 1: but it fires me. The fuck up show is Letter Kenny.
Speaker 1: I think that show is so funny. The chirps is
Speaker 1: the way people. I fucking love that show. I think
Speaker 1: it's unreal. It's there's a and then in that show,
Speaker 1: which will eventually probably become In my Tears, is a
Speaker 1: show called Shorzy, which is a spinoff of a character
Speaker 1: on that show. Joresy's a hockey player. You never see
Speaker 1: his face. Jared Keizo, who is the writer and director
Speaker 1: of that show, plays the main the main one of
Speaker 1: the main characters who's quote unquote hick. He also plays
Speaker 1: Shortzy as a hockey player, but you never see his
Speaker 1: face the whole time, and all he does is just chirp.
Speaker 1: They made a spin off where Jered Keyso's face is
Speaker 1: now seen and they're in this shitty place in Canada
Speaker 1: where they're playing like senior a hockey and it is Buddy.
Speaker 1: If you like hockey, you will fucking love the show.
Speaker 1: Taylor really does the first shows to put me on
Speaker 1: it all the time. I just it is so genuinely funny.
Speaker 1: I love it. I absolutely love it. I'll check it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Letter Kenny's great, but you're gonna love Shorts. He's only
Speaker 1: six episodes. They're fast paced. They move like it's going
Speaker 1: and going and going. Where is it? Uh, it's finding
Speaker 1: on who? I can't put it in there. It's on Hulu.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if it was on Like, it's not
Speaker 2: on cable. I can't put him in there.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's crazy. It was just intercepted himself. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: I threw the ball and I ran and caught it.
Speaker 1: That was pretty impressive of me. It's on Hulu. I
Speaker 1: wish you didn't ask that because then that I could
Speaker 1: have got away. It's all right, it would have been
Speaker 1: found out eventually. Maybe you can have that like in
Speaker 1: Canada you Crave TV, which is their Hulu. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I thought it was on like CBC.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can put it as your honorable mention and
Speaker 3: keep their friends with It's just so it gets its
Speaker 3: love and then you obviously explained it on social media.
Speaker 1: I'm gonnaed that whole letter Canny thing cut up. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get on that show. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get on that show. But yeah, what
Speaker 1: a fantastic show and Shorty's unbelievable. You you will absolutely
Speaker 1: love it, Garrett, What would you have bumped?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I had to do right here too. Now Friends is
Speaker 1: back in my tier three? Is that what we're saying? Well,
Speaker 1: it'll be on the grind All, be on the graphic.
Speaker 1: We'll give you Letter k Yeah, that's fine. You do
Speaker 1: love according to according to you, they don't count, So
Speaker 1: I would say I would vote yes with them on
Speaker 1: Letter Kenny. Let me keep it.
Speaker 3: Nope, Cray, letter Kenny is let it. Oh he's abouting
Speaker 3: down love it, dude. I could sit there and watch
Speaker 3: the Will Farrel bloopers every fucking day.
Speaker 1: Two pumps for one. Yeah, that is just so funny. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: that's my Tier three. Let the boy watch my tier two.
Speaker 1: We're on the same way today. That seventy show, I
Speaker 1: just like will I would come home. That is the
Speaker 1: first time I fell in love with. Like your celebrity crush,
Speaker 1: And who's your celebrity clush Kate Winslow Winslow or Win's
Speaker 1: let Winslow. I know she's on that seventy show from
Speaker 1: Titanic the first moooves I saw. She was the first
Speaker 1: mooves I saw, and that really whoa, this is what
Speaker 1: the world's like. That's incredible. The first girl I fell
Speaker 1: in love with was Jackie. Oh my god, she was.
Speaker 1: Mila Kunez has since then been my celebrity crush. Don't
Speaker 1: care how old she gets. She's just outstanding in my opinion.
Speaker 1: I hope I never meet her. I hope I never do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get let down, you know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to be let down.
Speaker 2: Isn't it fucking awesome that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 1: Got married and I love Ashton. I fucking love Ashton Kutcher,
Speaker 1: the whole dynamic between everybody. It's just it's outstanding, dude, it's.
Speaker 2: Such a great show. That seventy show is my Tier two.
Speaker 1: Get out of these. I'm proud of all these. Right now,
Speaker 1: what would you want to bump?
Speaker 8: I'm gonna need to bump that seventy show to two
Speaker 8: and do three. Now, okay, if that three, well, it
Speaker 8: was that seventy show and then I did Eastbound and Down.
Speaker 8: Y'all said no for some reason.
Speaker 1: He said no. He said no, Will said no.
Speaker 2: The second time around.
Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet, okay, proheed, all right.
Speaker 8: So now that I'm bumping that seventies show to two,
Speaker 8: my Tier three is gonna be two and a half.
Speaker 6: Men.
Speaker 8: M that was one that I felt like I was
Speaker 8: young and didn't understand. But I've gone back and watched him,
Speaker 8: and it's just I don't know why, but it makes
Speaker 8: me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: It's a random one, but it's one that like, I
Speaker 1: didn't really watch a bunch, but it's one of those.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, boys, all right? The tier one
Speaker 6: at number one, My Tier one is fresh Prince of
Speaker 6: bel Air.
Speaker 1: They got it.
Speaker 6: All in there, And it's especially the scene when his
Speaker 6: dad is going to take him on a trip and
Speaker 6: then his dad bails at the last moment and he's.
Speaker 1: Crying with uncle Phil. You know what, I don't need him.
Speaker 1: I taught myself how to drive, tell myself how to
Speaker 1: shoot a basketball. Hell with him? Why he don't love me? Man?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you're one.
Speaker 1: We're one.
Speaker 6: Jazz carl And and Viv and Viv spoke at our
Speaker 6: graduation in college as well, So through one fresh prince, that's.
Speaker 1: A good one. Uh to me.
Speaker 5: The office that is God tears, so it doesn't deserve
Speaker 5: to be on the list. And I agree with Steve
Speaker 5: with the the UK Office really setting the the playing
Speaker 5: field for everyone.
Speaker 1: But I think the officers, God, no, don't be talking. Well,
Speaker 1: don't you fucking talk like that.
Speaker 5: But my number one, and this probably won't catch one
Speaker 5: of eyes, but for me, it's workaholics, workaholics.
Speaker 1: For me, it's my guilty pleasure show. I put it on.
Speaker 5: I just stood on the background and just let it play.
Speaker 5: So yeah, number one, tier one workolics. Damn, I bro
Speaker 5: I knew I was gonna get this is gonna happen.
Speaker 8: This is why I like the last My number one
Speaker 8: is also Workaholics, like it is like where I get
Speaker 8: my humor. It's just it's done every thing I've needed
Speaker 8: it to do, and you just put it on repeat.
Speaker 8: I think I'm on season four again for like the
Speaker 8: twentieth it's just so good.
Speaker 1: That's fucking Obviously that wasn't received the same way Garrett,
Speaker 1: but you know, he just said it. So that's the
Speaker 1: phenomenal picks. Boys.
Speaker 4: I'm a little insulted. No one puts Sullivan and Son
Speaker 4: in any of their top three?
Speaker 1: Is that your tier one?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, it was all my own show and it's
Speaker 4: not in my top three, My top one, my tier
Speaker 4: one Married with Children. I fucking love Married with Children.
Speaker 4: And you got to remember, at a time sitcoms very traditional, right.
Speaker 4: It was The Cosby Show. It was kind of great
Speaker 4: shoe yeah, it cheers. But then you got Fox, this
Speaker 4: brand new network that's coming out, and they put this
Speaker 4: sitcom on where they just said anything they fucking want.
Speaker 1: That show was almost like the Internet.
Speaker 4: Before the Internet, you have characters saying things that are
Speaker 4: outlandish and insulting and and making like a mockery caricatures
Speaker 4: of like your your typical housewife.
Speaker 1: PEG's constantly smoking.
Speaker 4: Al Bundy's got his hand in his pants and he
Speaker 4: just wants to read Biggins or go to go to
Speaker 4: the go to Biggins the strip club with his group
Speaker 4: of guys and the neighbors, and they treat their kids
Speaker 4: like shit, and the kids treat their parents like shit.
Speaker 1: You'd never seen anything like it before. I fucking love
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 4: And Ed O'Neil in that show is the I mean
Speaker 4: when he's in the shoe store and and and like
Speaker 4: women are coming out, like big obese women taking their
Speaker 4: sh and he's shitting on them and making fun of them, like, oh,
Speaker 4: keep your shoe on, please get out of like you know,
Speaker 4: he had so many great lines.
Speaker 9: I live and die by that show. If that show's
Speaker 9: ever on, I just I don't move.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never watched it. You've never seen it.
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen Mary?
Speaker 3: But I love the way you explain it. Holy shit,
Speaker 3: I could listen to you talk about anything.
Speaker 4: He he the lines in that show, the caricatures of
Speaker 4: like it's really it's like it's about masculinity because al
Speaker 4: Bundy is like your typical American male. He wants to
Speaker 4: drink beer. He his wife annoys it. Every time his
Speaker 4: wife wants sex. He's got a line He's like, peg,
Speaker 4: I'd rather do X y Z than have sex with you.
Speaker 4: And it's and his daughter's a whoreror. Christina Applegate's an
Speaker 4: an absolute horror hey, which makes that seventies show a
Speaker 4: good one too. The sister, yeah, the sister, Yeah. Ted
Speaker 4: Bundy's not Ted Bunny. But but Bundy's always jerking off.
Speaker 4: There's all these masturbations. It's like again, like you got it.
Speaker 4: It's like a time caps some time. You'd never seen
Speaker 4: anything like it. But they still hold up if if
Speaker 4: you get a chance, watch an episode in the middle
Speaker 4: of like their runs the first season or two, they
Speaker 4: were still defining their voice as a show.
Speaker 9: But it is hilarious, laugh out loud lines that writer's
Speaker 9: room must have been like.
Speaker 4: I don't think they ever were like, oh you can't
Speaker 4: do that, that's too far, Like that's how crazy the
Speaker 4: lines were on that show.
Speaker 1: Now Mary has.
Speaker 2: Children is the dad on that show? Is he the grandpa?
Speaker 2: And Modern Family?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, that's okay, and what a great as well
Speaker 1: Modern family who totally different characters. He is h he's great.
Speaker 1: That shows awesome. The dad and modern family is also phenomenal,
Speaker 1: all time character all treed with children. You never heard
Speaker 1: of married with children? I haven't, dude, when I was
Speaker 1: when I was in middle school. Now, when I was
Speaker 1: in middle school, I got grounded from uh not middle school,
Speaker 1: elementary school. I had grounded from my cartoons. I wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to watch cartoons. So on Channel fifty one there
Speaker 1: was TV Land, and tv Land played all the older ones.
Speaker 1: So I started watching Cosby Show, Married with Children, all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2: That show came out in eighty seven.
Speaker 4: Eighty seven ran for like I don't know when it
Speaker 4: must have gone. Your list might not play well on Twitter,
Speaker 4: but you might do numbers on Facebook. Good fun forty
Speaker 4: seven years old. I mean, I don't I own my age.
Speaker 4: I don't care that at least I'm not greats would be?
Speaker 1: I love Lucy? You know? Happy days?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, so my my two always Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm ready for my I've been ex This was actually
Speaker 3: the one I thought about because I watched it so casually,
Speaker 3: and I think it is timeless.
Speaker 1: You're getting this.
Speaker 3: It's a shout to the Tiger Blood King himself. Charlie
Speaker 3: Sheen two and a half Men, that is number one. Yes,
Speaker 3: I can watch it. I still watch it. I watch
Speaker 3: it now when it's on, I go on Two and
Speaker 3: a half Men. It could be background noise. It is
Speaker 3: my favorite show. I was so sad when they stopped
Speaker 3: running him or they went into.
Speaker 1: The Ashton Kutcher.
Speaker 3: I didn't think that Two and a half Men was
Speaker 3: that good at all, But to Charlie Sheen, two and
Speaker 3: a half Men, dude is my favorite shit. I would
Speaker 3: watch it at it. I think it's timeless. I think
Speaker 3: I'll watch it forever as long as they're running them
Speaker 3: on TV.
Speaker 1: I'm watching it.
Speaker 2: Two and a half Men.
Speaker 1: You know, I was impressed the way you reacted when
Speaker 1: Two and a half Men was brought up. I do.
Speaker 2: I was like when he because Lookki Gertt took a
Speaker 2: couple from me. I think we know who's who's just
Speaker 2: making the list.
Speaker 1: What do you mean up there? Whose we're taking one?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're taking one from each for sure, like gar no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're taking I thought we're taking one column like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be JP's callum Jack's column or Garrett's Calumn.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was gonna be one friend. Well
Speaker 1: when I the way I phrase it, that's how I
Speaker 1: was thinking. But we can do whatever you guys want.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do the person too.
Speaker 3: If you got called up, you're getting yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm getting. Sitting here, get listening to Garrett. I'm like,
Speaker 3: we could legit fucking watch TV together because even Yellowstone beautifully.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's a way to say it too, like, yo,
Speaker 2: I could fucking watch TV with this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know.
Speaker 2: And we would have a great time not saying a
Speaker 2: word to each other and kind of like looking over
Speaker 2: each other like you like this too.
Speaker 1: That would be like, you know, you got a good
Speaker 1: friend too. When you sit in a room and just no,
Speaker 1: don't even talk. You don't have to talk, you have
Speaker 1: to do there's no like, hey, we got to say
Speaker 1: something to each other. You go and sit there and
Speaker 1: watch TV, stare your phones, and you're cool with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a friend right there. And eventually, like I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna head home, you're like, all right, bro, man,
Speaker 1: we'll see you. Or if you're me, it's like come ons.
Speaker 1: Sait for ten more, ten more minutes, like we've done nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a solid one. You know what I thought of too.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're gonna say it, so I just
Speaker 3: if I may, I have a third honorable mention fucking around.
Speaker 2: What I was thinking of is King of Queens. I
Speaker 2: really I always like enjoy that show.
Speaker 1: It was an enjoyable show. I don't think it was
Speaker 1: gonna make the tears. That wouldn't make the tears, but
Speaker 1: a good like you kind of grin and yeah, let
Speaker 1: me go see what Kevin James is said too. All right,
Speaker 1: my tier one. Uh, it got me right here because
Speaker 1: every single time I would watch a show having some
Speaker 1: girl problem. I don't know why, but if I was
Speaker 1: having some girl problems, vigue, was going through a breakup,
Speaker 1: or it was just a little down, I would put
Speaker 1: this show on. I would just watch it for hours.
Speaker 1: It made me feel so warm and fuzzy, watching the
Speaker 1: trials and tribulations of this young gentleman work through becoming
Speaker 1: a doctor, going through love, figuring out with people, what
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? Left and right? I will watch
Speaker 1: the show whenever it's on. You put it on now,
Speaker 1: and it's a little cheese. It's a little cheese if
Speaker 1: you put it on now. But it's so fire. And
Speaker 1: that show is Scrubs. I think that show is all
Speaker 1: fucking time my logan's favorite show. Really, I think that
Speaker 1: show is so good. Brown Bear my buddy. Well here's
Speaker 1: who he's named after, my nickname for him. But anyway,
Speaker 1: that's that brown Bear is on the show of Scrubs.
Speaker 1: Brown Bear, Yes, okay, JD is the main character. His
Speaker 1: best friend is brown Bear. Who's the p Yeah, who's
Speaker 1: Pete from Remember the Titans? His his character is unbelievable,
Speaker 1: but they just did there. That's an all time show.
Speaker 1: It warms my heart of every single time I watch it.
Speaker 1: I love it. The head doctor, Doctor Cox, his rants
Speaker 1: going in on JD was just all time dude. That
Speaker 1: guy's so fucking funny. I absolutely love that show.
Speaker 9: I'm no Golden Girls, not one mention of Golden Girl
Speaker 9: Olden Girls.
Speaker 1: You ever watch it, and I've never actually seen Golden
Speaker 1: Girls either.
Speaker 4: Really solid, pretty funny, holds up yeah really one of
Speaker 4: the one of the classics that you'll just be flipping
Speaker 4: through channels and it's on it Betty Betty White, Yeah,
Speaker 4: obay wipe the Arthur m Well, there a.
Speaker 1: Lot of great out there, but that's why it's tiered
Speaker 1: the sitcoms.
Speaker 8: I think also what helps the sitcom game is their songs,
Speaker 8: Like that intro song, like every time it comes on,
Speaker 8: you're like like I'm not hitting men men, But like
Speaker 8: the sitcoms songs like the intro songs were just.
Speaker 1: Perfect about God's Here. You know how we put Wedding
Speaker 1: Crashers at God's Here for our rom coms? If we
Speaker 1: all if our tier ones are all the same automatic
Speaker 1: God tier, and so that one goes and transcends, and
Speaker 1: then our tier twos become tier on tier threes too,
Speaker 1: and then we get one more, but honorable mention makes
Speaker 1: it up? How do we figure that out? Though? If
Speaker 1: that's how it's God's Here, dude, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: it would be but we would all say say best
Speaker 1: rom comm and we'd all for us. I don't know
Speaker 1: what would be for you. I love, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I love this is the sitcom. But you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know the joke I'm trying to present
Speaker 1: to you right now.
Speaker 2: But Wedding Crashers was by far number one I'm.
Speaker 3: Just saying it slicked that. So who are you picking
Speaker 3: back there for the list? My vote would be Garrett.
Speaker 1: My vote is also Garrett. All right.
Speaker 4: Wow, this is the longest I've ever done, I've ever
Speaker 4: been on a podcast. It was fucking great. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: How did you feel about the tier talk? Like, were
Speaker 2: you getting bored listening to us?
Speaker 1: Now? We were super into but I was kind of thinking, like.
Speaker 4: What I was like hearing is like the descement, like
Speaker 4: how you break it down and how you break down
Speaker 4: when you did the Friends rant, I was like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, I bet like if you took that sound
Speaker 4: clip and sent it to somebody that wrote on Friends,
Speaker 4: they'd be fucking like over the moon. It was so
Speaker 4: fun to see how you broke it down and then
Speaker 4: your your take on I think your third was really cool.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it's it's funny hear how people perceive
Speaker 4: the show and what it means to them.
Speaker 1: You know, I think I liked it. I had it fun.
Speaker 1: I think it's a great way to go to turn
Speaker 1: off your brain exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a pro vibe. That's why it's funny. I
Speaker 4: was talking to the guys on practical jokers. That's why
Speaker 4: their show works.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 4: Because their their laugh is their laugh track, Yeah, which
Speaker 4: I never put together.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's fucking brilliant. Yeah, that's smart. That
Speaker 1: show is so damn funny. Now why did they break up?
Speaker 1: Are they done doing their thing? Or no?
Speaker 4: Three of them are still doing it. Joe just stepped away.
Speaker 4: I think he's you know, seems.
Speaker 2: Like we should have Joe on.
Speaker 1: Sounds like he got a big trifect ahead of you,
Speaker 1: Dane Cook, which will probably put that in the probably
Speaker 1: not category. The Vince fin will put in the probably category,
Speaker 1: and then Joe will We'll just see. We'll see how
Speaker 1: the rest of this conversation goes.
Speaker 4: So if Dane came out here to play, I'm sure
Speaker 4: he'd do it because he's doing a lot more podcasts.
Speaker 9: Vince sol I'm sure I'll talk to him next day
Speaker 9: or so, and then I'll talk to.
Speaker 1: Just you call. We take the phone really, Hey, Uh
Speaker 1: you want to come on?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Sweetheart? Uh?
Speaker 3: I'm still sitting on the bus with Steve Burne, Taylor
Speaker 3: and all the boys. We are just now wrapping up.
Speaker 3: Hig your boy will be home as fast as possible.
Speaker 3: We just got down with our tear talk house were
Speaker 3: doing its root being a little nightmare.
Speaker 1: Man. Imagine being married to Will where like you think
Speaker 1: every conversation you have might be like recorded or tweeted
Speaker 1: about Charles. They're like, yeah, she's being fine. It's not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. She's on a speakerphone right now, sitting.
Speaker 2: Here with Steven Taylor.
Speaker 3: She's like, okay, you know your things great, Yeah, stay
Speaker 3: as long as you want a text on the side.
Speaker 3: You know, I was fucking around right just for the audio,
Speaker 3: but all right, they I'll be home soon. Oh perfect,
Speaker 3: Well we'll order We'll order Uber Eats or Postmates.
Speaker 1: Where's your elbow so high? Alright's that thing doing up there?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Love? You see, all right, we'll talk to you. Letterswitty,
Speaker 1: you just go ahead, getting a lot of trash like that.
Speaker 1: My pitton a little bit. God, that dude can no pits.
Speaker 1: Dick can's fire. I want to give a quick shout out,
Speaker 1: real quick to Chevy Silverado. The vehicle that they made.
Speaker 1: They made an engine called the three fifty. That is
Speaker 1: what is a sitting inside that seventy six van. That
Speaker 1: van just traveled two three and fifty five miles. I
Speaker 1: had a hiccup, not because of the engine, but because
Speaker 1: of the gas pump and the carburetor broke. I got
Speaker 1: that fixed, that engine ran hard twenty two hours straight
Speaker 1: to get here. Yeah, you'll have to say that again
Speaker 1: for our intro next week. Absolutely, I will. I love that.
Speaker 3: I love how he says it, like we just do
Speaker 3: it through our bodies. Like I want to give a
Speaker 3: shout out to Chevy because well, yeah know when this
Speaker 3: one's gonna drop, like you'll you'll definitely be delivering this again.
Speaker 1: I got twenty minutes to talk about that show.
Speaker 4: I got to give a shout out to Saturn for
Speaker 4: the third door when I roll up to Zanies and
Speaker 4: I popped that third the girls, No, poon Town's open
Speaker 4: for business.
Speaker 1: So thank you to thank you to Saturn. Shout out
Speaker 1: Saturn psychic, no free, shoutouts of Saturn, no leap when
Speaker 1: he says.
Speaker 2: V fun man, I appreciate it, and again shout out
Speaker 2: your days for tickets recording all this stuff.
Speaker 4: August twenty seventh, Franklin Theater, filming for Amazon Prime seven,
Speaker 4: nine thirty pm. Joe Gatto directing. It's a It's just
Speaker 4: it's gonna be a fucking great hour special. I worked
Speaker 4: so hard on this, so thank you guys for having me,
Speaker 4: and thank you guys very much.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get tickets.
Speaker 4: Uh Franklin Theater, just God, whatever the fuck it is,
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck it is. Dot com frankslist you
Speaker 4: can find tickets. Yeah, back page Yeah, free tickets. I
Speaker 4: can't use these. Anybody want them? Yeah, that's where we
Speaker 4: find them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect, all rightiate you, thank you, Ja, bye bye vibe.
Speaker 2: Nothing better