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Speaker 1: I bet you guys didn't know this. It's Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. But hiring clowns, yeah, still a thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at that, Brook. Your family's proud lineage is being

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Speaker 1: carried on by a chosen few.

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Speaker 2: How do you think that we can afford clown college

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Speaker 2: for the family?

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Speaker 1: It's amazing?

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Speaker 3: Got it?

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Speaker 1: So when we get a request to mess with a

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Speaker 1: guy who works as a professional party clown named Funsie,

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Speaker 1: we said yes please, and we booked him for the

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Speaker 1: most uncomfortable get together possible. In your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hi, I was given this number from entertainment. Are you

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Speaker 2: James the clown guy? Oh? My god, Funsie the party clown?

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Speaker 2: Is it is that you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: My name's Betty. Betty would not Oh, I hired you

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Speaker 2: to work an event this Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they shouldn't have given you my direct phone number though.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry about that, but I just didn't want

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Speaker 2: you to be surprised when you showed up to the address.

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Speaker 3: Provided I understand what you mean.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be my plus one to a funeral?

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Speaker 3: Wait, a funeral?

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Speaker 2: Yes see, my boss really old, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: But he just passed away. What everybody loved him. That's

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Speaker 2: kind of the problem because there's probably gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be a lot of crying.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So I need somebody to come in

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Speaker 2: and help lighten the mood.

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Speaker 3: You want to bring a clown as a guest to

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Speaker 3: your boxes? What burial?

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Speaker 2: The way you say it, it's making it sound weird.

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Speaker 3: That's because it's weird. It is weird.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you don't understand. You see me and

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Speaker 2: this one coworker, we have a bet where I get

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Speaker 2: one hundred bucks if no one cries at the funeral service.

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Speaker 2: And I read on the website that you do all

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Speaker 2: sorts of stuff like the unicycle tricks, balloon animals.

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Speaker 1: My god, if you do.

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Speaker 2: Those, there is no way people are gonna cry.

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Speaker 3: You're not serious?

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Speaker 2: Are you a hundred percent serious?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: There's one hundred dollars on the line, Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: I can't lose that, but I okay, so, but I

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Speaker 3: cost eighty dollars an.

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Speaker 2: Hour, Okay, yeah, whatever. To be honest, it's not really

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Speaker 2: about the money. It's just I love winning.

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Speaker 3: I don't understand, and I'm just assuming the family probably

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Speaker 3: has no idea if this is happening, That's what it

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Speaker 3: sounds like.

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Speaker 2: Well, they will know when you try to climb into

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Speaker 2: the coffin with my boss. What is that funny?

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Speaker 3: How is that funny? How is that funny? Climbing into

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Speaker 3: the coffin with a dead guy?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're not actually gonna get in, Okay, No, he's

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Speaker 2: take one of those little tiny step ladders. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: those are hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Do you actually know what hilarious means? This is the

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Speaker 3: opposite picture.

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Speaker 1: It, picture it, Liza.

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Speaker 2: You're not thinking right, okay, because you're gonna be standing

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Speaker 2: on top of the little tidy ladder like looking down

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Speaker 2: at the body and making one of those sleepy gesture

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Speaker 2: faces back to the congregation.

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Speaker 3: How was that funny? You're completely messed up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, I already paid for your services.

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Speaker 3: I don't care. Honestly, you need to call company and

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Speaker 3: tell them this was a funeral. You didn't. Hold on?

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Speaker 2: Now, hold on, where's the fun silly energy they described

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Speaker 2: on the website. You're using awfully serious for a clown.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to hire me to go to a funeral.

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Speaker 2: Does somebody need to squirt themselves in the face with

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Speaker 2: a flower?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Got me. Oh my god, that's actually a great idea.

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Speaker 2: What if you use some of the flowers from the funeral.

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Speaker 3: And lady what, I don't know what makes you think

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Speaker 3: like that would ever be okay to do. I'm not

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Speaker 3: doing it. Don't get anybody else to do it. That's

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Speaker 3: not okay?

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Speaker 2: Fine, Fine, we could tone it down.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing any tricks. Come on, I'm not

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Speaker 3: showing up to your boss's funeral. This is not a thing.

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Speaker 2: How about you just do the never ending handkerchief right

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Speaker 2: out of my boss's mouth.

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Speaker 3: Whatever end? You're actually crazy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, got me? I am kind of messed up because

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Speaker 2: I actually work on a radio show and we do

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Speaker 2: prank phone calls like this one. What I'm saying this

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Speaker 2: is actually broke from the show Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning, and your friend Mitchell set you up for

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Speaker 2: a phone tap.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: It's all a prank, this part. Yeah, yes, I'm actually joking.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your buddy says you both work as entertainers of this

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Speaker 2: party company and he wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Hilarious. When it's a joke, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Or you need to tap into a market you didn't

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Speaker 2: even realize was available to clowns. I think funzies getting

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Speaker 2: a promotion.

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Speaker 3: I better get a promotion.

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Speaker 2: Wake Up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning