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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger. We

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Speaker 3: are here in the studio. I'm in the throes of

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Speaker 3: I hate to shatter the illusion that the podcast isn't

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Speaker 3: coming to you live, but there's I don't even know

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Speaker 3: Tim Kalpaca's Tim. Welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thanks for having me. And I did clock

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Speaker 3: There is something nice about it's just smooth. You know,

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Speaker 3: It's complete chaos. I feel like I'm just some random employee.

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Speaker 4: ultimate fantasy. He's a gentleman thief. Yeah, exactly, what's more like?

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Speaker 3: This is a podcast I think I don't I'm bringing

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Speaker 3: and that's a very good, good one to fall asleep to, wow,

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Speaker 4: She's just talking to people in a quiet voice.

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Speaker 3: And I don't even know why I bring that up,

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Speaker 4: Well, it is it intentionally? Like does she know she's

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Speaker 4: So when I'm parking for free at Target, this is

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Speaker 4: So I've been driving up. I keep forgetting and I'll

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Speaker 4: I I checked in with my local priest and I

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Speaker 4: was a father. I mean, I'm in a time of

440
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,639
Speaker 4: great turmoil. Can you help me?

441
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Speaker 3: Okay? Well, then totally forgiven.

442
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:49,919
Speaker 4: Thank you.

443
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,880
Speaker 3: I'm giving you a huge pass. Well should I open it?

444
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 4: I'm talking to the mic from about six feet dollars?

445
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,400
Speaker 4: Should I open it? Here on the podcast? I think

446
00:20:59,400 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 4: you should. Yeah.

447
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,360
Speaker 3: Uh, look at that gift rapp.

448
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 4: Isn't that beautiful? It's a gorgeous bag. Where did this

449
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 4: come from? This is the Albertons. I love this.

450
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 3: Albertson's kind of a rock and No, there's a rock

451
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 3: and roll Ralphs.

452
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,280
Speaker 4: This is more of a TV writer album.

453
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 3: This is Hollywood Albertson.

454
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 4: Yes, this is uh yeah, Los Felis.

455
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 3: They used to have a The bathroom was kind of

456
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 3: dedicated to the movies. I don't know if you've ever

457
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 3: been in that bathroom.

458
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,120
Speaker 4: I've been in that bathroom many times.

459
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 3: It's been renovated, I believe, but there was a point

460
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 3: when there was like, it's like Hollywood movies.

461
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 4: That's that is glamorous. I'm hoping that I could. I'm

462
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 4: gonna bring a headshot and sign it and see.

463
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Speaker 3: If they'll put it on an, that's a great idea.

464
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 4: You know what's funny about that bathroom is the code

465
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 4: like I used to know it, and then they changed

466
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 4: in and then so I asked like a stock boy,

467
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,920
Speaker 4: like hey, what's good for the bathroom? And he goes

468
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 4: five to four three two one instead of just five

469
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Speaker 4: four three two one. So I was like, thank you,

470
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Speaker 4: And I was like, does he not know that those

471
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Speaker 4: are just the consect you know, He's like, you say, oh,

472
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 4: just five for three two one. But then I was like,

473
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 4: that was just a funny way to say it. And

474
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 4: then like two weeks later, I was there shopping and

475
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 4: I overheard somebody else ask the same guy and he

476
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 4: said five four three two one. So I really I

477
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 4: think he doesn't know that those numbers are easy to remember,

478
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 4: abe CD right, So I know this is twisted and

479
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 4: I want to write it down. That is a very

480
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 4: funny way. It's so weird, Like I did want to

481
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,719
Speaker 4: ask him. Maybe I'll ask him like do you know

482
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 4: do you know what like if I write him down

483
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 4: in one chunk five for three two one, Like I'm like,

484
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 4: what are these numbers have in common? Like like where

485
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 4: might you encountered these in nature? Yeah? I can crack this.

486
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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, for the listener that's not watching the video,

487
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,119
Speaker 3: it's a floral bag be jeweled. I mean, it's just

488
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 3: as beautiful as possible.

489
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 4: I love it.

490
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 3: And it's got the tissue paper the man.

491
00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, purfle purple shimmering. Mm hmm. Oh, I'm excited for

492
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 4: you to get this gift. Okay, I'm gonna pull it

493
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 4: out now.

494
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 3: It's a dust pan, the Libman brand whisk Broom with

495
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 3: dust pan.

496
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 4: So I mentioned your Instagram you have a tendency to

497
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 4: post like pictures of piles of garbage you've encountered on

498
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 4: the street. Sure, go on, and I'm an Angelino, I

499
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 4: live in this town. That I was thinking that could

500
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 4: be beneficial to all of us that you know, it's

501
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 4: a very funny bit that you're doing. Sure, but like

502
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 4: maybe if you were to help kind of clean up

503
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 4: some of those messes, if you had this in the

504
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 4: back of your car and the brand name. I don't know,

505
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 4: I don't know your politics, but I took a swing

506
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Speaker 4: and I think that Libman does maybe describe describe me?

507
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's my Twitter account, right.

508
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're mixing it up on Blue Sky. So yeah,

509
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 4: when I saw that, I was like, well, this is

510
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 4: kind of perfect.

511
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 3: Where did you buy this? Was this inn Alberson's.

512
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 4: Purchase, believe it or not. This was two aisles over.

513
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, which came first? The bag or the dust pan?

514
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,720
Speaker 4: Dustpan first? And then I was nervous going to the

515
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 4: you know, the wrapping paper aisle, like how am I

516
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 4: going to get this thing? Is there going to be

517
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 4: a big enough? Oh yeah? Full of.

518
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: And it kind of works out perfectly. I don't think. Actually,

519
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: I do have a dustpan at home, so I'll be

520
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 3: able to keep that at home and I can put

521
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 3: this in my car the car on This becomes like

522
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 3: this is one of those things where I become the

523
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 3: local character where people are like, that's the guy who

524
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 3: sweeps up messes on the street.

525
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Speaker 4: People would like that. This would be a really good thing.

526
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 4: It's like a local community guy, especially because you're a backyard.

527
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 3: Guy, right right, I'm keeping things clean. But where do

528
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 3: I take the trash from? I'm that's I'm parking, I'm

529
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 3: getting the trash. I guess I'm looking for garbage cans.

530
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,680
Speaker 3: And this is a big complaint I have about nearly

531
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 3: every city in the world, and this must be something.

532
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 3: There must be some logic behind this, not there aren't

533
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 3: a lot of garbage cans, yeah, to just throw away

534
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 3: your trash.

535
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 4: Right, and that they are piled up with stuff that's

536
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 4: like clearly from one business that's nearby a lot of

537
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 4: the time. But then that business is not in charge

538
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 4: of emptying it. It's like the city's problem, right, and

539
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 4: there's just there's nothing, there's nowhere to go with it.

540
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: To me, it feels like some they're a simple solution,

541
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 3: But then I'm also thinking I was in Japan last

542
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 3: week and there are no garbage cans anywhere, and it's

543
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Speaker 3: just up to people to hold onto their garbage until

544
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Speaker 3: they find a garbage can, essentially.

545
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 4: And do people do it?

546
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 3: Yes, it's I mean, it's so clean, But I don't

547
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 3: know that that would be the same case here.

548
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 4: I don't think people would hold onto it.

549
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 3: I mean I think I actually think Los Angeles is

550
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 3: a very good example of why that doesn't work, because

551
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 3: there's just garbage on every corner.

552
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Speaker 2: Right.

553
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Speaker 4: So you're saying, maybe for you, a better gift would

554
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 4: have been a garbage can, Well, maybe maybe this is incomplete.

555
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 4: Maybe if I'd given you this plus a waste basket

556
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 4: a wastebasket.

557
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 3: But my car does have a car garbage can. But

558
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 3: I think the idea of bringing street trash into my

559
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 3: car might be a bridge too far.

560
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 4: You have a garbage can in your car.

561
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 3: From this very podcast somebody gave me, and I don't

562
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 3: know if you have one of these. I talk about

563
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 3: this thing way too much, but it's changed my life.

564
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 3: It hangs off the passenger seat, and my car used

565
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 3: to be an absolute disaster, and now it's stuffed with

566
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 3: all the receipts and straw papers and all that garbage,

567
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 3: and I clean it out about every two weeks. And

568
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 3: now my car is I wouldn't say flawless, because I

569
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 3: get it washed once a year, but.

570
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 4: So there are flaws that are crew sure and then

571
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Speaker 4: they're purged.

572
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 3: But I do have that, and I recommend it to everybody.

573
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 3: I don't know why this isn't built into every car.

574
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird.

575
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Speaker 3: I have a lot of complaints about things not having

576
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Speaker 3: garbage cans.

577
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 4: I guess you know it's weird. My car. I don't

578
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: accrue anything because I have a rule that's like no,

579
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Speaker 4: just no stuff in my car at all. There's not

580
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 4: because I have a funny car. I have like a

581
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 4: little like a thunderbird. It's like a little red convertible.

582
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 4: This was sort of like my silly California car. But

583
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 4: I was like, the worst thing would be to driving

584
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 4: like a car, a car like this inul. So there's

585
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 4: not even like my trunk is empty. There's not even

586
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 4: like a sweatshirt in the back for when I get cold.

587
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 4: There's there's it's an empty car. And I've found that

588
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 4: if I have a rule, this goes. There's a lot

589
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 4: of stuff in life like this, Like it's just like

590
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 4: yes or no. If I were like allowed to leave

591
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 4: a little mess here there, then it would be trashed.

592
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 4: So then it's just like not not even a pen,

593
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: not anything in that car?

594
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 3: Do you like? Will you bring a drink into the car?

595
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 4: I will. I will do as the people of Japan do.

596
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 4: Or I will hold onto that drink when I'm done

597
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 4: with it's done with it and take it out that

598
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 4: very day. So I'm always drinking drinks in the car,

599
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 4: non alcoholically.

600
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: Constantly drunk. You smashed into the studio this morning.

601
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 4: Man, that would I've never driven drunk, nor will I kids,

602
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: But how fun would it be to me? Kind of

603
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 4: just cruising around with a with a cocktail like a margarita.

604
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: You know, well a cocktail a mocktail, you'll still get

605
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 3: pulled over.

606
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 4: Oh man, you're from you You're from Slia. Yes, yes,

607
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 4: those soda places.

608
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 3: Oh sure those what is it called, like swim wigs wigs?

609
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,959
Speaker 3: I love the idea. This is gross still leftover.

610
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 4: If you have your drink is left over from Swig,

611
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 4: come by, drop it off a swill. We can use that.

612
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 4: I was. I went to Swig for the first time

613
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 4: and I was ordering at the counter, but I was

614
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 4: looking out the takeout window and I saw just like

615
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 4: happy lady after a happy lady coming and ordering their

616
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 4: like forty six ound sodas and needing two hands to

617
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 4: get their sodas and like putting into the car, and

618
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 4: uh it was. They were like, that's what I would

619
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 4: be like with a big frozen margarita in my car.

620
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 4: But they were just having a blast a huge straw,

621
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 4: huge soda. It's like a fun thing to happen, like

622
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 4: you're like hugging a barrel. It really is.

623
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was your order there?

624
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 4: I was doing one that had been like a TikTok

625
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 4: sensation that week because it was on more Secret Wives

626
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 4: of Mormon Secret Lives.

627
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 3: This show no one will ever get right the first time.

628
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 4: Nobody knows it.

629
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 3: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

630
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 4: A drink somebody's drink order from that show was like

631
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 4: a big TikTok sensation, so I wanted to try it.

632
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 4: So it was it was like a kicked up Doctor Pepper.

633
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 4: It was like Texas tab I think they called it. Oh,

634
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 4: and it was Doctor Pepper plus coconut cream sauce and

635
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 4: then some other type of squirt of some other sauce,

636
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 4: but then strawberry flavor burst balls in the bottle. They

637
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 4: were like boba sized balls that you suck through a

638
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 4: fat straw but it was like candy, like Gusher's candy.

639
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 4: You didn't and the whole thing. You know, like if

640
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 4: if they had started with sparkling water and then juiced

641
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 4: it up, maybe some of that would be fun. But

642
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 4: if you're starting with.

643
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 3: With an extremely sweet, extremely sweet and then just building

644
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 3: it from there, it's yeah, it's just I feel like

645
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 3: you have nowhere to go from Doctor Pepper.

646
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I had one sip and I was like, yeah,

647
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 4: this is actually pretty good, And then the second sip

648
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 4: was like fucking disgusting. Did you finish it? Not even close?

649
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 4: And I got I got the big one to be funny,

650
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 4: but I was throwing out like forty four ounces of soda.

651
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 3: I've only I think I've been to one of those

652
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 3: twice when I've been back home and I've ordered like

653
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 3: the diet version, and I haven't been I've probably gotten

654
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 3: four SIPs in. I'm like, this is intolerable. This is

655
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 3: a bad beverage.

656
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 4: Do they have diet strawberry balls?

657
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 3: Like no other element of it can.

658
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 4: Be like sugar syrup pumped into it's.

659
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 3: The gravy and cream that they're just pouring in there gravy.

660
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 3: But I feel like the most you can do is

661
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 3: put a line in it, right, Like otherwise have to

662
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 3: start with just a like a sparkling water or something.

663
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 4: And you'd be so boring if you went there and like,

664
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 4: can I have a lime wedge? Yeah? And that's it.

665
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 4: Who's this looser?

666
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 3: I will say. I've like kind of come around about

667
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: like criticizing people for drinking those because, uh, the frappucino

668
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,239
Speaker 3: is the same thing right there. I know so many

669
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 3: people who drink that shit. They're all horrible absolutely.

670
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 4: And what's weird is I don't know, do you know

671
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: in the rules of Mormonism, I don't even think there

672
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 4: is a law against caffeine. It's like hot drinks.

673
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: Wow, you're really uh, you're really educated on this because

674
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: most people are so confused and the fact that you're

675
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 3: even saying hot drinks is like a very specific thing

676
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: to morrow.

677
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 4: This was all I did a lot of learning that

678
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: one morning that I went to this place and I

679
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 4: was had TikTok open while I was there. But like,

680
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 4: so a frappucino has caffeine, but it's a cold Is

681
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 4: it that it was a hot drink that then became cold?

682
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 3: And then see, that's pretty You're onto the logic here,

683
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: because the logic is puzzling, absolutely puzzling. It hot drink

684
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 3: means coffee or tea, so if it's even if it's iced,

685
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 3: you can't drink an iced coffee or an iced tea,

686
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: although the iced tea of it is starting to bend

687
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 3: a little bit for some Mormons who will drink an

688
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 3: iced green tea or decaffeinated tea, but they won't drink

689
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 3: no matter what, a decaffeinated coffee.

690
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 4: And it doesn't matter like cold bruise, not a loophole,

691
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 4: even if it was.

692
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 3: Never cold, not a silk coffee.

693
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,239
Speaker 4: What about has Starbucks embraced like you know, because they

694
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 4: have all the sort of like lemonade and dragonfruit type

695
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: beverages of Starbucks, right, are those popular?

696
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: I think some Mormons will drink those, But then a

697
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 3: lot of Mormons, I think, are afraid to probably be

698
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 3: even seen in a Starbucks.

699
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 4: Right because you're supporting hot drink. You're supporting this big

700
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 4: hot drink.

701
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: So, but I imagine I think if you looked at the

702
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: books over at Starbucks in Utah, the dragonfruit, lemon lemonade

703
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 3: or whatever would be probably the most popular, at least

704
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 3: within the Starbucks world. Right, that's probably their biggest seller

705
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 3: in Utah.

706
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: I'm just speaking. I believe it. I believe you. You've

707
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 4: definitely looking at some spreadsheets and grass. The funniest loophole

708
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 4: type thing that I encountered on that I have a

709
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 4: friend who is like a ski patroller at Snowbird. So

710
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 4: he lives in Salt Lake, and I was visiting him

711
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 4: and we went up to Park City, Okay, and I'm like,

712
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 4: I have a cocktail podcast, Like I'm like a boost dude.

713
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: So he brought me to this whiskey place in Park

714
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 4: City that he thought I would like, and I did

715
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: like it, and I but I ordered a flight of

716
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 4: whiskeys where I'm going to taste all four types of

717
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 4: whiskey that this distillery makes, right, And they brought out

718
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 4: like the wooden ski that would be a flight, and

719
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: instead of giving me four whiskeys, they had two, and

720
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,239
Speaker 4: then there were two empty slots, and then they were like,

721
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 4: when you finish these two, we'll bring you the next two.

722
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 4: But I was all paid. It is one transaction and

723
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 4: it was one piece of wood. But they just couldn't

724
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 4: bring me four equally. Yeah, so they could only serve

725
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 4: me two ounces of whiskey at a time. But it's

726
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 4: like I wasn't gonna like I tried, you know, like

727
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 4: as I moved it worked out totally fine. But I

728
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 4: like knowing that that that was like I remained pure.

729
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 3: It's because the laws about these things are being made

730
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,239
Speaker 3: by people who don't drink or understand drinking culture, so

731
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 3: they assume someone like you is just like pounding them

732
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:30,439
Speaker 3: down as.

733
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,240
Speaker 4: Quickly as moll, like we gotta stop this devil.

734
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: We've got to save this man. Maybe too in he'll

735
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,280
Speaker 3: realize the error of his way.

736
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I've kept get back to LA and I'm

737
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 4: so like, I'll have two whiskys please, and I'll have

738
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 4: the next two and fifteen.

739
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 3: Minutes and then I'll do some hard thinking about my life.

740
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

741
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, those laws none of them make any sense whatsoever.

742
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 3: And it just seems annoying to people who drank.

743
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 4: But I wonder, I mean, so for the people that

744
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 4: are following Mormonism and stuff, I wonder if there's a

745
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 4: comfort in doing all the stuff but following the laws

746
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: and just feeling like you're in good hands along the way.

747
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 4: You know, like looking at four shots whiskey might feel

748
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 4: like what am I doing here? But if it's two

749
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: and two, you're like, like, I did this in the

750
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 4: responsible way, and I I was holding Jesus's hand the

751
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 4: whole time.

752
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 3: I Yeah, I don't understand. It's like, if they have

753
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: a problem with it, just stop it all together, right.

754
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 3: They obviously can't do that, so they're like putting in

755
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: these weird I don't know.

756
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 4: It was just funny off, Yeah, to offer a flight

757
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 4: that I would have never thought when I was in

758
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 4: Utah that on a menu, there would be something called

759
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 4: a flight of whiskey, like to do like a sampler

760
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 4: plant Like I'm fine in La never having a flight

761
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 4: of anything. So the idea that in Park City they

762
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 4: do have them, but just.

763
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 3: With a flight of anything feels like such a weird

764
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: menu move.

765
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 4: Oh man. I I did the weirdest faux pas recently

766
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 4: where I was at a German restaurant, a Red Lion,

767
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 4: and I wanted to try a bunch of different schnops,

768
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 4: so I ordered for myself a flight of schnops. So

769
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 4: they gave me four shot glasses, and I was walking

770
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 4: back to the table with my friends and they looked

771
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 4: at me and they go toom oh, like I was

772
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 4: bringing shots for the table. And in that moment I

773
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 4: realized it was my friend's birthday and I had not

774
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 4: thought to buy shots or buy him drink or anything.

775
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,399
Speaker 4: And I had to sit back down at the table

776
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 4: be like, oh no, actually, these are four entirely these

777
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 4: are four drinks for me. But you know, you guys

778
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 4: can sit and watch me have my schnapps.

779
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: Did you do anything to correct that?

780
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 4: I put them in the middle of the tables, like

781
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 4: anyone wants to try as if we're gonna we're gonna

782
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 4: share everyone. Like mint schnapps is like a sweet lower

783
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 4: abv liqueur. So I think that the idea is that

784
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 4: it's like we know them as like like peach schnops

785
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 4: will just be like some it's like made of grain.

786
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 4: The alcohol is just like grain alcohol, but then they've

787
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 4: added sugar and like fake peach flavor.

788
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 3: It's awful to me.

789
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, that that is nasty. But in Germany they're actually

790
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 4: like I guess, distilling, Like if you have plumb schnapps,

791
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 4: they're actually taking a plum and I don't know.

792
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 3: What they do, and then they leave it alone for long.

793
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 4: Step back. So it is interesting kind of to like

794
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 4: drink some plum snaps like it kind of tastes like

795
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 4: a rotten plum. I mean like for me as any

796
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 4: if any opportunity to be talking about the alcohol I'm

797
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 4: drinking is fun, I don't know. And there's like some

798
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 4: old German ladies that work at that bar that are

799
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 4: really knowledgeable, so I'll be like, what do you got?

800
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 3: What were the other three on the flight?

801
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 4: There was honey, which is tastes like what it sounds like,

802
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 4: and then there was one herbal that they wouldn't say

803
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 4: what they're undisclosed. Uh yeah, and like kind of strong

804
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 4: and kind of disgusting. But then the best one is

805
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 4: apple and it just tastes like a like a cider

806
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 4: or something. It was delicious. Okay, that's do you have

807
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 4: a favorite liquor?

808
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: Hmmm.

809
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a rum guy because I was like

810
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 4: it like tiki bar. I'm like a my tie guys.

811
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: Oh sure that feels like your entire vibe.

812
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 4: I'm wearing a Hawaiian Yes, you're.

813
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 3: Driving a red convertible, pristine, red convertible.

814
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 4: Pristine on the inside of fucking mess on the ods.

815
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 4: Actually you know what. It had hubcaps that that had

816
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 4: the thunderbird logo on them, and recently I walked out

817
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 4: and somebody had stolen all four.

818
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,959
Speaker 3: How much could those be worse?

819
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 4: I don't know how many other like two thousand and

820
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 4: two Ford Thunderbirds are on the road and my car

821
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 4: like looks stupid now, but I looked up like to

822
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: buy them because they don't manufacture them, because it's like

823
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 4: a discontinued car, So it would be like me buying

824
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 4: some weird discontinued item that's like that a collector would

825
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 4: be selling me. So it was gonna be one thousand

826
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 4: dollars to get like these little logo places.

827
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 3: You're probably going to be buying them from the person

828
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 3: who stole them from you, exactly.

829
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 4: I'm gonna set it out. I'm gonna set up a

830
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 4: little sting operation cats as fucker.

831
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 3: Oh boy boy, Well, is there anything left we need

832
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: to say about I feel like we haven't even talked

833
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 3: about the dust pen to be honest.

834
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: Well, I you so you are liberal?

835
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: I am deeply conservative. Oh that's kind of the bedrock

836
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 3: of this podcast.

837
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 4: I should have gotten the.

838
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 3: Right, right, man, We're just this, We're constantly trying to

839
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 3: defund public education. I've got a lot of I've got

840
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 3: a big agend on this podcast.

841
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 4: Okay, well, yeah, I support all that.

842
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, Okay, and a podcast roll credits. No, Yes,

843
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 3: I'm a liberal person. I would like to think, but

844
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: when push comes to shove.

845
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 4: Who knows.

846
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, when I'm trapped in a corner,

847
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 3: maybe I'm deeply conservative, hateful person.

848
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 4: I'll tell you this. My funny flip flop is I've

849
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 4: got like sort of like my parents are conservative in

850
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 4: the way that they like kind of go to churching.

851
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 4: We don't talk politics, but they're like conservative. But my dad,

852
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 4: I'm from Woodstock, New York, and my had moved there

853
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 4: as like a hippie guitar player. Guy wanted to be

854
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,759
Speaker 4: a rock star, and I've seen pictures of him like

855
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 4: long hair, long beard playing guitar, total hippie man. And

856
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 4: then when rock and roll didn't work out as a

857
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 4: career for him in the seventies, he opened like a

858
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 4: hippie pizza place, okay in Woodstock on the village green,

859
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 4: like whole wheek crust, wow, cool place, and it did

860
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 4: well and he made money, and then he became a

861
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 4: Reagan Republican. Guy started wearing a blazer, Oh no, and

862
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 4: was is just like I'm a restaurant tour so that

863
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 4: was like, that's the dad that I grew up with,

864
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 4: is like a conservative Republican. But it was mainly based

865
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 4: on like not wanting to pay taxes.

866
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 3: Right, of course, that's always what it is.

867
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 4: So if you ever open a restaurant, don't get too

868
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 4: successful with that. You don't want to have to like

869
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 4: be like Uncle Sam's taken all my dough pizza do money?

870
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 3: Does he have any of those hippie ideals left.

871
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 4: Not at all, and he won. He doesn't even lay

872
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 4: guitar anymore. Oh what a shame. He gave me the guitar.

873
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 4: So the guitar I'm always playing in my band is

874
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 4: my dad's guitar from seventies, because he associates that with like, oh,

875
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 4: you know, there was a whole it was drugs and

876
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 4: music and all of it, and I don't want any part.

877
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 3: Of it, like so many hippies have turned this way.

878
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you would think you could just still play

879
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 4: the if you're just you know, like if you play

880
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 4: guitar on its own, it's it's not saying anything politically.

881
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 4: It's the lyrics that are anti Vietnam or whatever. But

882
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 4: I don't feel like the guitar itself is to blame.

883
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 4: But he won't touch the thing.

884
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 3: Wow, that's crazy, like it's cursed. Certainly there's some horrible

885
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 3: conservative songs he could be playing. Absolutely, I'm trying to

886
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: searching my mind.

887
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 4: Rascal Flats, Yeah, who was that guy that was like

888
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 4: went viral last year. Was like out in the backyard strumming,

889
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 4: and it was there was like some conservative guy a

890
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 4: song that was like about welfare. Welfare people are too fin.

891
00:41:54,840 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: Oh, who was that Oliver? Oliver Oliver He's mononym.

892
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oliver, it was Oliver. I bet my dad would

893
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 4: like that.

894
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 3: Wow. That And then that guy up ended up being

895
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 3: kind of controversial for conservatives right where he's like, well

896
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 3: that's not what I think.

897
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 4: I think that heat Like then Fox News loved him

898
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: and stuff, and he was like, I'm like a West

899
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 4: Virginia weirdo. I don't want to be part of it.

900
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 3: I believe in nothing.

901
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 4: And then also actually read a really interesting interview with him,

902
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 4: like a month later. He was touring and it's kind

903
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 4: of adorable, like he didn't know how famous he had gotten.

904
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,359
Speaker 4: So he was still playing like small venues, but he

905
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 4: was like trying to price gouge on the on the

906
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 4: merch and was like fighting with the club owners of

907
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 4: these small clubs because he was like give me my money,

908
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 4: don't you take my money. But I was like, dude,

909
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 4: you could just you could be headlining festivals, you know,

910
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 4: like you could go to Nashville and be a billionaire.

911
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 4: But he was like, I'm charging twenty five dollars for

912
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 4: that T shirt.

913
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 3: Now, taking it just out of reach of my family.

914
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. So he's like living in like a smite slightly

915
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 4: larger shack in West Virginia, being like I'm a success.

916
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: He feels kind of like, uh that like the musician

917
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 3: becoming viral, Like it's like the what was the guy

918
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 3: with the Golden Voice? The homeless man with the Golden

919
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: Voice or whatever it was. Oh yeah, that was like

920
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 3: the title of the viral thing and what had ended

921
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 3: up happening with him.

922
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 4: It feels like.

923
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 3: It's always a darkened any viral person.

924
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 4: I know. I mean, I was just I was in

925
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 4: a building recently and I like, like this where there's

926
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 4: a lot of studios, and I saw that it was

927
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 4: the Talk to a studio.

928
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

929
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 4: So me and my friend we took a picture with

930
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 4: the sign I think like we were going to be

931
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 4: guests on Talk To but we weren't. But we just

932
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 4: thought it was a funny picture and we posted it

933
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: and I had no idea what's been going on with her?

934
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 4: She released like a meme coin and did like a

935
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 4: pump and dump and people lost money. People hate her,

936
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 4: and she was like on the lamp and stuff. She was.

937
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: I think she's back now, But in the moment when

938
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 4: I posted the picture, people were like, don't go on

939
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: that show. She has screwed a lot of people out

940
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 4: of their savings.

941
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 3: Now she's gone too far.

942
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also funny the people investing their savings in

943
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 4: Talk Talk to Rock to a coin and we're like

944
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 4: she when this was our hard earned money and we

945
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 4: thought we trusted her that.

946
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 3: Person any person who put their money into that there

947
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 3: money should be drained by the government or there should

948
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,399
Speaker 3: be like a babysit sitter put in charge of whatever

949
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 3: they're doing with their finance.

950
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 4: Yea conservatorships for everybody.

951
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 3: Yes, wow, I wonder how much longer Sho'll lasts.

952
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 4: Like I think she's got a long career. She's so good,

953
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 4: she's you know, she's God. How how miserable would it

954
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 4: be of like, you know, if you're a comedian you're

955
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 4: trying to like write more jokes or write your next

956
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 4: script or whatever. Imagine if you were famous for saying

957
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 4: hawk to a spin on that thing and then you

958
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,479
Speaker 4: have to I've seen other clips where she has more

959
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 4: of those, and like, how miserable. Like if you're like

960
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 4: trying to come up with more of those, or you

961
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 4: have writers pitching you more of those, you know, like, uh, slurp, slurp,

962
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 4: suck on that thing, and she's like, yeah, that's actually

963
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 4: pretty good.

964
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 3: We're all going to be working for this person.

965
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. I mean I would. I would do

966
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: that job in a heartbeat. I think she would have me.

967
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all looking for health insurance. It's the worst

968
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 3: business in the world.

969
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 4: It's the health insurance. This thing is funny. It just

970
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 4: crossed my mind recently because I've been like, this year

971
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 4: has been a lot of touring with my band and

972
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 4: stuff like that, and we're doing good and everything, and

973
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 4: then I just like, oh, no, I have I have

974
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 4: to write for if I don't write for television. Yes,

975
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 4: I've as as adult, I've never paid for health insurance

976
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 4: because I've been lucky to be getting staff jobs for

977
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 4: all that. But I'm like, oh, like, I didn't even

978
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 4: think about that. I have to pop in and write

979
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 4: some jokes for somebody, somebody at some point, I've.

980
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 3: Got to find something. Yeah, otherwise wherever well with health

981
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 3: the health insurance, you know.

982
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 4: And it's it's kind of funny that the amount of

983
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 4: I think the WGA, it's like I need to make

984
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 4: like thirty seven thousand dollars a year whatever to get

985
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 4: my next year of health insurance. It is very funny

986
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 4: when during a light year, when you've made like, you know,

987
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: thirty six thousand dollars, you're like, I'm not going to

988
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 4: make one thousand dollars of union, Like, where is this

989
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 4: going to come from?

990
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

991
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 4: How's that going to happen for me?

992
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,439
Speaker 3: That's like you have to yeah, where would that? Because

993
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: the amount you would get from another job would probably

994
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 3: take you right well and comfortable.

995
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 4: And it would be too much money.

996
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: I just want to make the thirty can write like

997
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 3: a greeting card or something.

998
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 4: Just a so.

999
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: Oh what a terrible hawk?

1000
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 4: Tua talk toua.

1001
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: Maybe sure, let's get her a show.

1002
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 4: She's very good, she's.

1003
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 3: Ultimately ultimately very good.

1004
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 4: Period. Does she have a name Haley? I think it's Haley.

1005
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 3: That sounds right, also a mononym Oliver and Haley go

1006
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 3: on to.

1007
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 4: Catch Oliver or hall Over.

1008
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, Okay, well okay, now see I'm thinking as

1009
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 3: a writer for both of these people, and I'm kind

1010
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 3: of pitching myself as one of their staff.

1011
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 4: If you can package them and then they need you

1012
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 4: because you had the idea for them to lab That

1013
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,919
Speaker 4: is funny I've worked on a couple of things where

1014
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 4: it was like somebody's grandfathered in because they were part

1015
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 4: of the idea for like a very long time ago, right,

1016
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 4: and then they just get to be like in the

1017
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 4: room for a thing happening, and wow, you just have

1018
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 4: to package some stuff, say you you and you you guys.

1019
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 3: And then everyone else on the staff hates that first

1020
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 3: and it talks about.

1021
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 4: Them nonstaff, and they don't give.

1022
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: They get to show up and do whatever they want.

1023
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 3: They don't care how many text threads are about.

1024
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 4: They're like, go for it. I'm getting no texts. That's

1025
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 4: the dream. Look at the phone, just that the messages

1026
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 4: app is empty.

1027
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: No one cares about. Okay, well, I'm thrilled. I feel

1028
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 3: like at some point you said, are you liberal? And

1029
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 3: did we talk about that? This feels like a long

1030
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:49,720
Speaker 3: forgotten dream.

1031
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 4: Did we? Did we say out loud that the brand

1032
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 4: name is Yes, that's what's.

1033
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 3: We have past guests, the Libman Brothers have been on

1034
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: this very podcast. Yes what two very funny men named

1035
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 3: the Libman's.

1036
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 4: Okay, but they're not these ones.

1037
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 3: They're not these as far as I know, they're not

1038
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 3: connected to this brand.

1039
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 4: We don't know.

1040
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: It might be a distant relative, or maybe they're hiding

1041
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: it from maybe they're a nepo babies in the worst way.

1042
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: And I wonder if the libman owners are.

1043
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 4: Conservative interesting feel really dirty?

1044
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, they're constantly trying to change their name. But

1045
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 3: lib Man that feels like a good novelty blue Sky account?

1046
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 3: Are you on blue Sky?

1047
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: My my podcast is on blue Sky, but I'm not

1048
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 4: out there just yet.

1049
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 3: How is it you know, I'm not. I have an

1050
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 3: account and I've never used it.

1051
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,879
Speaker 4: I thought for a second that blue Sky would be like, oh,

1052
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 4: this is a return to silly old Twitter where we're

1053
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 4: being funny, Like that's what I know you from, Like

1054
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 4: we used to Like.

1055
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: You're the last Twitter account that I found funny.

1056
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 4: Really, so I kind of shut it down.

1057
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 3: You're the only one where I'd be like, oh, this

1058
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: is the only person on here that's still funny.

1059
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: Well, thank you. But then also it's funny that I

1060
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 4: feel like I was being like, hey, I'm silly in here,

1061
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 4: and then I kind of I fell off and turned

1062
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 4: dark and was fighting with people like how could you not?

1063
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 4: It's an awful website. So when I first looked at

1064
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 4: blue Sky. I was like, oh, maybe this will be

1065
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:18,880
Speaker 4: silly old Twitter, and mainly what I saw was like

1066
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 4: just Democrats being like, oh, it's so nice to be

1067
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 4: away from the conservatives, and then still just like lots

1068
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 4: of talk about why they don't like Trump, and it

1069
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 4: just felt like, You're like, well, it's the definition of

1070
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 4: an echo chamber if we received from the place where

1071
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 4: the conservatives are so that we can talk about politics

1072
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,720
Speaker 4: in peace.

1073
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 3: Oh so boring.

1074
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's boring.

1075
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 3: Your Twitter account went Yeah, there was Beverly Mysterious.

1076
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 4: That was celebrity gossip. Yeah, Linda underwear that was kind

1077
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: of raunchy stuff about her husband.

1078
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 3: And there was one more, wasn't there.

1079
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 4: I mean, at least one. I'd tried a thousand more

1080
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 4: and if they didn't get any results, I would change

1081
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,280
Speaker 4: it again. But those were the ones that stuck. Yeah,

1082
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 4: And then the last one, I think it's still this

1083
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 4: to this day. I changed it like I didn't know

1084
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 4: what this meant. I was trying to be artistic. I

1085
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: changed the name to Manders, and I was like, I

1086
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 4: was like, what's Manders? And then I started being like,

1087
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: Mander's coming soon, And then I don't know what it was,

1088
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 4: and I didn't know if it was a name or

1089
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 4: a thing or whatever. So on there. Now it's still

1090
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 4: like Mander's and there's just like, hasn't been a tweet

1091
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 4: for years? Oh what a shame?

1092
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,160
Speaker 3: What I mean, it's kind of I feel free that

1093
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 3: I don't have to do it anymore. Yeah, but there

1094
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: was kind of a fun element to it.

1095
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes I think of a joke that's like, you know,

1096
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 4: a short sentence and I don't know where to type it,

1097
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 4: and I'm not on threads and Blue Sky feels like

1098
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 4: not the right place. I'm like, where do I put

1099
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 4: the sentence? I texted to a friend and ask them

1100
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 4: if they laughed.

1101
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 3: You're doing all these open mic yeah, exactly.

1102
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 4: Can I have thirteen seconds and then like me at

1103
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 4: twelve seconds and then I'll finish the sentence.

1104
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know where any of that goes anymore.

1105
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 3: I guess you could slowly write a book or something.

1106
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, That's what I'll do every day, one sentence

1107
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 4: and then when I read it on like this was

1108
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 4: a perfect novel. Oh my god, what a moving story.

1109
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: It only took forty years, so right, Uh, well, I

1110
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 3: think it's time to play a game. What game should

1111
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 3: we play? I'm gonna name two. I'm gonna give you

1112
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 3: an option. We can play a game called Gift Master

1113
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 3: or a game called Gifter a Curse.

1114
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 4: Gifter a curse. It has a.

1115
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 3: Darkness, yeah, shadowy Okay. I need a number between one

1116
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 3: and ten from you.

1117
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 4: Seven. Okay.

1118
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1119
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now, you can promote, recommend, do

1120
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 3: whatever you want. I'll be right back.

1121
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: Uh all right. I write for a show called Digman

1122
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 4: on Comedy Central and Paramount Plus. Watch that show. I'm

1123
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: in a band called the Sloppy Boys, and I have

1124
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 4: a cocktail podcast called the Sloppy Boys checks out.

1125
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna take longer for me, So.

1126
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 4: That's all my credits. I've got a Patreon podcast behind

1127
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 4: a paywall called the Sloppy Boys blowout five dollars a month.

1128
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 4: You gotta listen to that show. Okay.

1129
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 3: Next, this is my new bit.

1130
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 4: You're writing a novel? What else can you check me

1131
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:08,959
Speaker 4: out on.

1132
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 3: You?

1133
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 4: I'm not on Threads, I'm not on Blue Sky. I'm

1134
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,720
Speaker 4: on TikTok, but I haven't ever ever posted any videos.

1135
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 4: I just sort of scroll swig content very good.

1136
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 3: I almost heard nothing because again I'm out of my mind.

1137
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,439
Speaker 3: But those are find Tim wherever you go.

1138
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 4: Tim is so funny.

1139
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 3: Uh, listener, I have all the you know, I recommend

1140
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: myself in this podcast all the time. Find the Instagram

1141
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 3: and I have. I'm watching Little House on the Prairie.

1142
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 3: If we've already talked about that, get into it, the

1143
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 3: old one, they're making a new one. I'm not involved.

1144
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 3: I should have been, despite the fact that I only

1145
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 3: started watching the show a month ago. But I feel

1146
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 3: like I know what Little House should be and the

1147
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,880
Speaker 3: fact that no one's reached out is disgusting.

1148
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 4: Michael Landon, Yes, so I've never seen an episode. Don't

1149
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 4: know that guy, but there's there's a gravitas around like

1150
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 4: the way people talk about him. They're like, Michael land

1151
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 4: is that coming across as he extremely charismatic?

1152
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 3: He ah, yes, he's a very he's dreamy and he

1153
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 3: obviously was like I think he had a lot of

1154
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 3: control over the show. And you see him without his

1155
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 3: shirt on pretty frequently for a show that's like for

1156
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,760
Speaker 3: Mormon families to watch on Sunday.

1157
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he'll.

1158
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 3: Be like in with no shirt and suspenders.

1159
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 4: And is he in really good shape.

1160
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 3: He's a great show.

1161
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 4: He looks incredible. So he was an EP in just

1162
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 4: every week. His idea was like, I guess maybe my

1163
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,479
Speaker 4: shirt comes off.

1164
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 3: What if I was hard at work and the beating

1165
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 3: sun and I didn't have a shirt.

1166
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 4: I remember thinking about when I was a kid, I

1167
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 4: saw Dances with Wolves and you see Kevin Costner's butt,

1168
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 4: and then I heard that he directed that movie, and

1169
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 4: as a kid, I was like, he chose to show

1170
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 4: his butt. Like I was watching that movie thinking like

1171
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 4: they forced them the show. But it is funny if

1172
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 4: you're directing a thing, or if you have any say

1173
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 4: and you're like, I'm going to be sexy in the show.

1174
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 3: It's so fine. It's such a weird move. And I also,

1175
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 3: this is something that I can't say for sure, but

1176
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 3: my boyfriend was doing some researching about Michael Landon and

1177
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 3: apparently there was that decent amount of sexual harassment going

1178
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 3: on on the show, which when you think about how

1179
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 3: family friendly it is, it's a weird thing to think

1180
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 3: about him having these wonderful moments with this family, then

1181
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 3: the cameras turn off and the.

1182
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 4: Baby and then everyone's in like old timey garbine.

1183
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing about it makes any sense. Okay, this is

1184
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 3: how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm going to

1185
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 3: name three things. You're going to tell me if they're

1186
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 3: a gift or a curse and why, and then I'll

1187
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 3: tell you if you're right or wrong, because there are

1188
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 3: corrects and you can lose.

1189
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 4: I hope I win.

1190
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 3: I hope you win too. I'm rooting for so to win,

1191
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 3: do I have to get two of the three right?

1192
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 4: You have to get all three right.

1193
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. There's a very short list of winners, shorter list

1194
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 3: of losers, and then just a bunch of people who

1195
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 3: have done all kinds of things. So do whatever you want.

1196
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 4: Okay.

1197
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 3: This first one is from our Mega tier of listeners.

1198
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 3: Someone named Fairy Shepherd, and I can't imagine that's their

1199
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:20,240
Speaker 3: real name, But who knows? Gift or a curse? Palindromes gift.

1200
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 4: I like to come across a palindrome that you know,

1201
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 4: not somebody said, some big fancy one that everybody knows.

1202
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 4: But if it's just like I catch it in the wild,

1203
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 4: that's actually a palindrome. Makes me feel smart, and it's

1204
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 4: a gift to feel smart. Wrong, that's a curse.

1205
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 3: That's I come across one of these things, and I think, why,

1206
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 3: why don't we just put a.

1207
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 4: Different word there? You know the things. I can't walk

1208
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 4: down the street anymore. They'll see these things.

1209
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 3: No, it's lazy. If you see a palindrome, you should

1210
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: and you're writing things down, find a synonym there to

1211
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 3: put for the second word. I don't want to see

1212
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 3: mirror words anywhere I go.

1213
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 4: Okay, so instead of madam, I'm Adam.

1214
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 3: Yes, it should be madam, I'm Brent.

1215
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 4: I agree, it's better. Yes, that is better, better writing,

1216
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 4: better writing, for sure.

1217
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 3: Yes, A man a plan?

1218
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 4: What is that one?

1219
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 3: A man a plan A canal Panama? Is that?

1220
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, a man a plant canal? There we go

1221
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 4: way better. See, this is why we get the wa points.

1222
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 3: We're working for. Hawk to a gal. Yes, Holly is

1223
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 3: that her name? Haley? Haley, Hailey, Holly Oliver.

1224
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 4: That's all over. Don't look to it, do not look

1225
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 4: into it.

1226
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 3: Okay, So you've got that one wrong and everyone is

1227
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 3: not on your side anymore.

1228
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 4: But I'm still gonna do the next two just because

1229
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 4: I have heart.

1230
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Adam, because you're a good guy, all right. The

1231
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 3: second one is from a listener named Andy gift her

1232
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 3: a curse black tie optional.

1233
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 4: This is a curse, and I'll tell you why. People

1234
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 4: read it, and they just think black tie optional means

1235
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 4: optional black tie. If I want to wear a tux,

1236
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 4: I'll wear a tux. If I don't, I don't. But

1237
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 4: it's confusing because black tie optional is kind of actually

1238
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,840
Speaker 4: just the name of its own category. And if you

1239
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 4: google it, it's like it's like saying cocktail formal but

1240
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 4: before black tie is black tie optional. It's a very confusing.

1241
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 4: It's the most commonly misunderstood one. If I see black

1242
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 4: tie optional, I know I'm not wearing a tuxedo, but

1243
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 4: I'm confused about what suit I'm gonna wear.

1244
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: Correct. I hate this thing. I hate I need to

1245
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 3: be given a clear directive first, and I also hate

1246
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 3: a dress code in general. Don't tell me to anything.

1247
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 3: Just let me show up. I don't want to. I

1248
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 3: don't want to walk into a thing thinking did I

1249
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 3: get the rule?

1250
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 4: Correct? But are you never looking around at the people

1251
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 4: in shorts sayings under dressed?

1252
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 3: Well, of course, let me do that on my own time.

1253
00:57:57,600 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 3: Let me be free to judge and make my own rules.

1254
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 3: I don't need. I'm already at your stupid event. Don't

1255
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 3: give me another assignment.

1256
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 4: I just went out to dinner. I was in New

1257
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 4: York for my birthday and I went out to Ruth's

1258
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 4: Chris Steakhouse family and my sister was coming straight from work.

1259
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 4: So she was like, worried if she was dressed up enough,

1260
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 4: and I was like, don't worry. I wanted her to come,

1261
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 4: so I'm like, don't worry. It's Ruth Chris. You can

1262
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 4: wear whatever you want. I'm wearing a button down shirt

1263
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 4: but no blazer or anything, so wear whatever you want.

1264
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 4: So I was saying like, yeah, you should be able

1265
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 4: to wear whatever you want. And then she came and

1266
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 4: she was dressed sort of casually, but I was like,

1267
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 4: you look great. This is great. Then we got in there,

1268
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 4: I saw a guy with a baseball cap. I was

1269
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 4: grossed out. I was like, what the fuck it's my birthday.

1270
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 4: You were in a baseball cap. It's a steakhouse.

1271
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 3: Take that hat off.

1272
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 4: This church they did tell them to do. They did, yeah,

1273
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 4: and I think that's the only thing they would enforce.

1274
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 4: Like they were like, sir, we do have dress. We

1275
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 4: didn't mind taking the hat off. And he happily took

1276
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 4: it off, so it was not I didn't have to

1277
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 4: get involved.

1278
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 3: This is what I'm gonna say to this. If you

1279
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 3: were a a national chain of any type of restaurant

1280
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,439
Speaker 3: or anything, you shouldn't be able to have a dress code.

1281
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 3: I think that people should. Once you become a national chain,

1282
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 3: the shine is off. People can show up in boxers

1283
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 3: and tank tops.

1284
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 4: But does that discourage people from spending money? My I

1285
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 4: got a ribbi that was all a cart seventy nine dollars, right,

1286
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 4: I hate to hear it? So am I going to

1287
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 4: spend that kind of money? Silly money? Stupid amount of money.

1288
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 4: If there's baseball caps.

1289
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 3: Being surrounded by trash.

1290
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, or baseball players. I don't know. He could have

1291
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 4: been a professional baseball player like Shield, He's like, what

1292
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 4: do I miss? We were in extra innings.

1293
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 3: For me, it would encourage me to spend more if

1294
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 3: I was allowed to dress like garbage, because I'd be

1295
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: trying to impress everybody. But well, I got the money.

1296
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 4: I mean that is the cool move. To be the

1297
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 4: casual guy with the most money is.

1298
00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:58,480
Speaker 3: A cool that's very la thing.

1299
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, La.

1300
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 3: There is no rest code anywhere. That's one thing to

1301
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 3: know about this city, in particular, if you show up

1302
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 3: in sweatpants, you're probably the richest person.

1303
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, and and that you were embarrassed to like I

1304
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 4: was invited to dinner at SOHO House by a guy

1305
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 4: who's a member, and I dressed up and I felt

1306
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 4: like a door.

1307
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:20,960
Speaker 3: Oh you feel like yeah, absolutely, like an orphan exactly that.

1308
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 4: It was like this guy's really I looked like I

1309
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:23,439
Speaker 4: was going to church.

1310
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, the worst feeling in the world. Okay, well

1311
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 3: you got that one correct.

1312
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 4: Very nice.

1313
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 3: You're kind of winning back people's favor. This final one

1314
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 3: is from a listener named Emily Gift or a Curse,

1315
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:39,200
Speaker 3: a radio host takes the opportunity on a musician's birthday

1316
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 3: to tell us there would be age though they've been

1317
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: dead for years.

1318
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 4: Gift, why interesting? I want to know some of these

1319
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 4: rocks ares live real long, and if they had all

1320
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 4: kept on living, I want to know where they're at.

1321
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 4: How do I stack up? How how how long I'm

1322
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 4: in a band?

1323
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 3: Are your rocks are? Just?

1324
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 4: I want to know how long? No, it is funny that,

1325
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,520
Speaker 4: like I'm not gonna do the math now, but if

1326
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 4: you told me how old Jimmy Hendrix would be today,

1327
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 4: I'd be interested in that three hundred. That's interesting. So

1328
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 4: he was really old when he needed to die when

1329
01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:18,120
Speaker 4: he died, fantastic.

1330
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 3: My god, he didn't die too young. He died too old.

1331
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 4: He's like two and fifty.

1332
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 3: People were begging him to die, or.

1333
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 4: Like, we're tired of this guy, Jimmy, you've gone too far,

1334
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 4: and now he's playing guitar. He's been around for two

1335
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 4: and fifty years and now he's playing guitar.

1336
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 3: He picked up something very late. No, you're correct. I

1337
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 3: think this is a gift. I love a little trivia fact.

1338
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 3: I love being reminded of mortality in general. I love

1339
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 3: just a song being given a little.

1340
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 4: Bit of spookiness.

1341
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, to hear he would have been this age, but

1342
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 3: he's now ash. I think that's a nice thing to

1343
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 3: add on pop radio.

1344
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it makes you think of his or

1345
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 4: like if he's buried in the ground and we're thinking

1346
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 4: about modern day him, the soul has left his body. Yeah,

1347
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 4: add something to the music.

1348
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're suddenly so distracted, you're driving off the road.

1349
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 3: It's so disorienting.

1350
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 4: I hate when I'm driving and I stay on the road.

1351
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 4: That's just the words so boring. Everybody's doing that.

1352
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 3: Come on, let me swerve, let me hit something something,

1353
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 3: Come on, No, I think it's a true gift. And

1354
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 3: we love those DJs, and well, if any of them

1355
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,360
Speaker 3: still exist, I think most of them are just one

1356
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 3: robot on Jack f M at this point.

1357
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 4: We love those robots.

1358
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we love those robot DJs telling us about Actually

1359
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 3: it's probably a robot bragging about not being able to

1360
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 3: die and mortal gloating.

1361
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,479
Speaker 4: They're like, you know, Bradley Noel from Sublime is long dead,

1362
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 4: but here I am living.

1363
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 3: Forever Bradley Noel r I p he would probably be

1364
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 3: about sixty four. Yeah, that's right, that's almost right.

1365
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 4: And that's actually if that's right, it's extraly interesting because

1366
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 4: there's the Paul McCartney song when I'm sixty four?

1367
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,560
Speaker 3: Like that, right, so again, nobody look into that. I

1368
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: bet he would probably be, how probably fifty three at

1369
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 3: this point, don't you think.

1370
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 4: No less interesting than fifty? Are there any songs about

1371
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 4: being fifty three?

1372
01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 3: When I'm fifty three? Did Paul McCartney do one for

1373
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 3: every age? When I'm an unremarkable age? Sixty four was

1374
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:22,520
Speaker 3: kind of a bad age.

1375
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,560
Speaker 4: What was he thinking? Yeah, I don't know. He didn't

1376
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 4: give hi himself enough time, like he very quickly then

1377
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 4: became sixty four, and everyone's like, ah.

1378
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:32,040
Speaker 3: You idiot. But I guess at the time in the sixties,

1379
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 3: sixty four was that was much older. Because now I

1380
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 3: think I feel like sixty four is almost middle age,

1381
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 3: like late middle age.

1382
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 4: But at the time it was probably like grandpa. Right.

1383
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 4: I just looked up do you know the actor Blair Underwood.

1384
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: I know that name.

1385
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 4: That means he's like a good looking actor guy from

1386
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 4: the nineties, And I just saw him in a commercial

1387
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 4: and he looked fantastic, and I was like, wonder how

1388
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 4: old he is. He looked him up and he was sixty. Wow.

1389
01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 4: So now you're like, you could be like a sixty four.

1390
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 4: I mean, Brad Pitt's sixty probably. Yeah, so sixty four

1391
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 4: is not even old man anymore.

1392
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 3: No, you look great, you look fantastic. So Paul McCartney

1393
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 3: really biffed that one bad musician ultimately just a bad musician. Yeah,

1394
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 3: no good at anything he ever did.

1395
01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 4: It sort of overshadowed everything else.

1396
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 3: Unearned fame. Uh, kind of a loser. Okay, Well you

1397
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 3: got two out of three. Not too bad.

1398
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 4: I feel good. So I didn't win, but I you.

1399
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 3: Got sixty six percent, so you I think it's a

1400
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 3: D minus. Great, fantastic, Honalast you honals has a gift

1401
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 3: or curse which they'll present to both of us and

1402
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 3: we have to speak to it and then we'll see.

1403
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 3: This is kind of the final nail. That's not a

1404
01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 3: nail in the coffin. It's the final round, holyast, what's

1405
01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 3: going on?

1406
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 5: Gift or curse? Sing along screenings at a movie theater.

1407
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 4: I gotta say curse because I've never been to one

1408
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 4: that I've never been attracted to go to one. And

1409
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 4: if if I if I want to sing along with music,

1410
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,040
Speaker 4: I want to hear my voice, not some jag off.

1411
01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 4: You know I did. I. I saw the Era's Taylor

1412
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 4: Swift movie twice in the theater and everyone was up

1413
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,919
Speaker 4: and dancing, and that was fun, and I'm a Taylor

1414
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 4: Swift fan, so I enjoyed myself. But when people were singing,

1415
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 4: I was like, what kind of want to hear the lady? Yeah? Yeah,

1416
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 4: you know the lady lady. Yeah. I think it is.

1417
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 3: Well, let me let me just give it some quick

1418
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 3: thought here I give.

1419
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 4: It some thought. You want me to plug more projects.

1420
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 3: If you wouldn't mind. Just what else have you been

1421
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 3: working on?

1422
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, I've been you know. I brought new new

1423
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 4: curtains from my home and they're emerald green, and I'm

1424
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 4: not feeling great about it.

1425
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 3: Oh, that seems like a bold choice.

1426
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 4: It's too bold for me.

1427
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 3: That's a big sexy choice.

1428
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 4: It was intended to be, but it's Backfuck, it's a mess.

1429
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,080
Speaker 3: I'm going to say curse as well. I I do

1430
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,720
Speaker 3: not want anyone encouraged to be making noise in public

1431
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 3: at a time. I don't and I don't want them

1432
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,560
Speaker 3: to have that freedom. I don't want them to feel

1433
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 3: that they have any opportunity. And I think that that

1434
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 3: can bleed into regular non singing screenings and people start

1435
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 3: to get confused.

1436
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 4: People. Most people are stupid.

1437
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 3: And we'll start to think I can sing whenever I

1438
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 3: want and people want to hear me. No one wants

1439
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 3: to hear you. I hate when people say anything or

1440
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 3: sing anything in unison. It makes me uncomfortable. Yeah, when

1441
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 3: I'm asked to yell along with other people, I'm silent.

1442
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 3: I don't like that feeling. I don't like cheering. I

1443
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 3: don't like I think that people have to stop it

1444
01:06:33,040 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 3: in general, curse top to bottom. You won't catch me

1445
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 3: in one of these things.

1446
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 4: I you know, it's funny when you say people sing

1447
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 4: in uise, and I really when people sing happy birthday.

1448
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 4: I hate hearing people being off pitch. I'm so not

1449
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 4: I'm in a real scrappy band and I'm not a

1450
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 4: Oh really, are are you a tone deaf?

1451
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 3: That's what I've been told?

1452
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 4: Really? Okay, so when when it's time to sing happy birthday?

1453
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 4: Are you ever the first one being like hey everyone, ah,

1454
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,000
Speaker 4: follow me?

1455
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 3: No, I'm more like this, yeah, yeah, as quietly as possible.

1456
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 4: I Uh, I'm a follower as well, because I'm like,

1457
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 4: I don't know the range of the people in this room,

1458
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,959
Speaker 4: what what not? Are we gonna start it? I'm gonna

1459
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 4: start too high, I'm gonna start too long. But like, yeah,

1460
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 4: when when the public is singing together or clapping together

1461
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 4: or anything, I and I'm so not like a fancy

1462
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 4: musician or anything, but I do like look at the

1463
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 4: person who's doing it wrong and thrown it off.

1464
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,920
Speaker 3: There's just something kind of inherently dorky about like shouting

1465
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,640
Speaker 3: in unison to me, it's something I don't know what

1466
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 3: why it makes me so uncomfortable.

1467
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 4: You're like, if we're all singing together, it means we

1468
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 4: all know it, so then why do it just think

1469
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:41,840
Speaker 4: of it? I just think this quietly. That's what they

1470
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 4: should do. Oh this was funny at that steakhouse when

1471
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 4: it was my birthday, Like my mom had done the

1472
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 4: cute thing and told the hostess thing, it's Tim's birthday. Okay.

1473
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 4: During my entree, the hostess walks over and says, Tim,

1474
01:07:55,960 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 4: we hear it's your birthday, and we'd like, we'd like

1475
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,440
Speaker 4: to thank you very much for spending with us. And

1476
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,240
Speaker 4: she hands me a card and I'm like, thank you,

1477
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 4: And I look at it. On the front it says

1478
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 4: happy Birthday. I open it up. It says happy birthday

1479
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 4: Tim from the staff for chris Seakhouse. And I was like, okay,

1480
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 4: it didn't say like it was. It wasn't a gift card.

1481
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 4: And then dessert came out, no candle and no cake,

1482
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 4: know anything.

1483
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 3: So their policy, wow, quiet quiet, they want to keep

1484
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 3: that as.

1485
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,600
Speaker 4: Maybe my mom has said it's my son's birthday, but

1486
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:25,840
Speaker 4: let's keep this discreet.

1487
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,439
Speaker 3: Please don't embarrass up.

1488
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 4: It was done so like, so discreet, like it had

1489
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 4: been requested that it was quiet. But I was like,

1490
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 4: why do anything? And I certainly didn't want a restaurant

1491
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,599
Speaker 4: to sing to me. But then it was also weird

1492
01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,799
Speaker 4: that it was. It was just nothing.

1493
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 3: For all we know, your mom requested that guy's hat

1494
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 3: get taken off, asked him to take that off.

1495
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 4: It's my son's birthday. The card says like, we removed

1496
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 4: the hat. We hope you're happy. And I got to

1497
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,880
Speaker 4: say that guy wants his hack came off beautiful head

1498
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:59,000
Speaker 4: of hair, gorgeous. I was loving looking at him, just

1499
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 4: a glorious.

1500
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:06,280
Speaker 3: On alas, how did we do? It's a gift, their gift.

1501
01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 5: The gift not because I want to be there, because

1502
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:12,400
Speaker 5: we finally have a place to put all the insufferable theater.

1503
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 3: Lock the doors, the doors, you.

1504
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 5: Know, Throw some food in there, they'll be fine. Throw

1505
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 5: some uh some audiobook versions of Babs's recent memoir they

1506
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 5: they'll they'll be totally okay in there. This now they're

1507
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,920
Speaker 5: encouraged to do the thing that they've been doing at

1508
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:29,880
Speaker 5: Denny's at midnight.

1509
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just where.

1510
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:37,080
Speaker 4: It gota know, this feels like segregation kind of. They

1511
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 4: can do what they.

1512
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 3: Want to, just keep it away from singing children away.

1513
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 5: And I love I have many I have many friends

1514
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,320
Speaker 5: who are theater kids.

1515
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 3: But we all do.

1516
01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:49,280
Speaker 5: I mean everybody in this this building, probably, but let's

1517
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 5: be let's be real. They need to do what they

1518
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 5: do in private. And I'm not ashamed to say that.

1519
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 3: Yes, I have plenty of enthusiastic performer friends, and that

1520
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:03,679
Speaker 3: doesn't mean I can't hate their energy and vibe altogether. Well,

1521
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 3: I hate to hear that we were wrong, but I

1522
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 3: feel like we're we all kind of got to the

1523
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 3: spirit of this.

1524
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:13,320
Speaker 4: It was still a compelling conversation.

1525
01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 3: It was a gorgeous conversation, and no one can complain

1526
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:17,679
Speaker 3: at all.

1527
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,760
Speaker 4: Thank you, Onalise.

1528
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:21,720
Speaker 3: This is a final segment of the podcast.

1529
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 4: People are We're going to do?

1530
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 3: People are sending in voicemails or sending in emails, all

1531
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 3: sorts of things to I said, no gifts at gmail

1532
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:30,680
Speaker 3: dot com. However they want to get in touch, They're

1533
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 3: getting in touch as long as they're not calling me personally.

1534
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,000
Speaker 3: We're going to listen to a question. Will you help

1535
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:36,760
Speaker 3: me answer a question?

1536
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 4: Yes? All right?

1537
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:43,080
Speaker 6: Analise hit it Hi Bridger and Tolerated guest. This is

1538
01:10:43,160 --> 01:10:44,200
Speaker 6: Beth from Portland.

1539
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 4: Hello.

1540
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 6: I am a gen X hairdresser who is very tired

1541
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 6: and is wondering if there's another career that I might

1542
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:58,479
Speaker 6: look into, maybe as a side hustle, maybe as a

1543
01:10:58,479 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 6: whole new career.

1544
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,320
Speaker 3: And I thought who.

1545
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 6: Better to ask than Bridger? So what should I do

1546
01:11:05,080 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 6: instead of hair.

1547
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,839
Speaker 3: Nails? Okay? The podcast is over.

1548
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:12,920
Speaker 4: Easy?

1549
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's very clear.

1550
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:16,080
Speaker 4: Well softball nails? Absolutely?

1551
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 3: Uh? Okay, Well, I'm actually a sensing I'm a little

1552
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 3: confused because here she is complaining about being tired, blah

1553
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,000
Speaker 3: blah blah, and then it's saying should it be a

1554
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 3: side hustle? Should I add something to my plate?

1555
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:28,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? That's not what you do when you're tired. I

1556
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 4: think you like, maybe you focus on your personal life.

1557
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 4: It's not a career change.

1558
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 3: Right, So what does she really want ultimately other than

1559
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,680
Speaker 3: a tention on a podcast.

1560
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 4: I think it's reinvest in your art. It is. I

1561
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:45,120
Speaker 4: think you stay as a hairdresser, but you've been maybe

1562
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 4: given the maybe give some more adventurous cuts, interesting, Maybe

1563
01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:52,559
Speaker 4: start talking some people into some new new looks. If

1564
01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 4: you've lost your inspiration that's on you, and you got

1565
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 4: to explore. Maybe go on a trip around the world,

1566
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,719
Speaker 4: see some interesting hairstyles. Get inspired.

1567
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,640
Speaker 3: First of all, blame yourself. Yes, adventurous cuts is a

1568
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 3: good name for it, so.

1569
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 4: They're not We're not saying they're good.

1570
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 3: They're adventurous.

1571
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 4: We know there's fantastic Sam, but this is adventurous. Best.

1572
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 4: Where do you get your haircut? I go to fellow

1573
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:21,479
Speaker 4: barber and those feelis formerly Rudi's right, But I've never

1574
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 4: I'm forty two and I've just never figured out how,

1575
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 4: like how to do haircuts, Like I wait until it's

1576
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:29,640
Speaker 4: too long. Then I go without an appointment to a

1577
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,720
Speaker 4: strange man who cuts my hair, and I'm never going

1578
01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 4: to the same person. I describe what I want, they

1579
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:36,920
Speaker 4: don't they cut it, Like all my hair's gone. I

1580
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 4: look dumb for two weeks, and then after two weeks,

1581
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 4: I look like myself again. I've done that every three

1582
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 4: months for forty two years. Wow, that's impressive, thank you.

1583
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 4: That's very passive. But I've never like people are like, oh,

1584
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 4: have my guy he comes over to your house, or

1585
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 4: like cost to your house. There's a lot of that. Yeah,

1586
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:53,680
Speaker 4: I don't want that.

1587
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,840
Speaker 3: I know, I want to go to the place. I

1588
01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 3: want to smell the bar beside.

1589
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,759
Speaker 4: I don't want him to see my Emerald curtains. That's harass.

1590
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:03,360
Speaker 3: And then I'll get an idea about who you are

1591
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 3: and then give you that haircut.

1592
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,080
Speaker 4: No, no, I'm not one of these Emerald guys.

1593
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a very specific cut.

1594
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 4: I'm a good, honest guy.

1595
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:13,400
Speaker 3: No, I think this is a good, good advice. Beth

1596
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 3: travels the world. She's getting all sorts of new ideas

1597
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:22,320
Speaker 3: for cuts, exotic cuts, adventurous cuts. She gets back to

1598
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,799
Speaker 3: a great clips.

1599
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you you you you talk people in and stuff.

1600
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 4: They come in for the same one cut and you

1601
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:30,679
Speaker 4: have about bangs. You know, you're you're the oh I had.

1602
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,640
Speaker 4: I actually had a guy at Rudy's fellow try to

1603
01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 4: I always just get the same haircut and my my

1604
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 4: hair parts on this side, like naturally, so I've always

1605
01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 4: done that. And the guy was like, Tim, can you

1606
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 4: pitch you something? I was like, yeah, well, what He's like,

1607
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 4: no part? I was like, what do you mean. He's like,

1608
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 4: it's just sort of like thrown forward and it's just

1609
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,759
Speaker 4: sort of like this, and then he kind of puts

1610
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 4: my hair in that like configuration, but he hasn't cut

1611
01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:57,080
Speaker 4: it yet, and he's like, he's like, so I would

1612
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 4: cut it so that it doesn't fall in any one way.

1613
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,519
Speaker 4: And then I was just like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1614
01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 4: this is good for a future haircut. I think I'm

1615
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 4: not there yet, but thank you, thank you for this,

1616
01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 4: but yeah yeah next time. So uncomfortable, I know, like, no,

1617
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,439
Speaker 4: it's hard to say. It's like like at a restaurant

1618
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:17,639
Speaker 4: if the waiter recommends something and you don't have that record,

1619
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 4: but this one like he was really excited about this,

1620
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,680
Speaker 4: so I just have like, yeah, that's so cool. No,

1621
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:25,760
Speaker 4: that's so cool that we're not doing that.

1622
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,080
Speaker 3: I would love to get a picture of my haircutter.

1623
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 3: I feel like they're always taking my direction, like right,

1624
01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,559
Speaker 3: I like the idea of an objective source looking at

1625
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:37,520
Speaker 3: me as someone who doesn't hate themselves.

1626
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's their feedback in general. One time,

1627
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,360
Speaker 4: when I was like a teenager, I was getting my

1628
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,680
Speaker 4: haircut at the mall and I was like, she was like,

1629
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,559
Speaker 4: what do you think about the sideburn length? And I

1630
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:48,800
Speaker 4: was like, oh, you could take my sideburns off, and

1631
01:14:48,840 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 4: then she goes, I actually wouldn't do that. I was like,

1632
01:14:51,439 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 4: what do I mean? And she's like, so you have

1633
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 4: sort of like a wider face, and in what you do,

1634
01:14:56,720 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 4: if you have a wider face, you don't want to

1635
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:01,760
Speaker 4: go too high with the sideburns. Uh, it'll accentuate that

1636
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,879
Speaker 4: with and uh like it hurt my feelings for two seconds,

1637
01:15:04,920 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 4: but then I've had like long sideburns ever since. That's good.

1638
01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:11,719
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a professional's advice. I learned something. Yeah,

1639
01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 4: and you're looking at me thinking of this guy has

1640
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:18,560
Speaker 4: got a long, narrow face, you know, arrow, the floor.

1641
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,639
Speaker 3: Cracking behind him.

1642
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:25,479
Speaker 4: It's weird. I like, I look like that McDonald's moon man.

1643
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:29,639
Speaker 3: It's a problem, but really like it's the dentist doesn't

1644
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 3: ask for your advice.

1645
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 4: Like I would like to do it. I have some

1646
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 4: yellow teeth. Actually, you know, white would work well for you.

1647
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 4: Rotting teeth kind of that's not to look for you.

1648
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,880
Speaker 4: You have a wide face, so your teeth should not rot.

1649
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:46,840
Speaker 4: I will say this.

1650
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 3: Uh. I feel like for men, you kind of get

1651
01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,920
Speaker 3: trapped in a haircut for your entire life, Like when

1652
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,559
Speaker 3: you get a new Like if I were to get

1653
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 3: like a brand new cut, I think people are like,

1654
01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 3: what's happening.

1655
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also funny that like we have short hair

1656
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 4: and it kind of doesn't matter. But you have friends

1657
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 4: who are like like Mike Hanford or Kyle Mooney or

1658
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,479
Speaker 4: Jef Dutton from my band, like like these like comedy

1659
01:16:09,479 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 4: guys who are like, my thing is cut, my hair

1660
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:13,720
Speaker 4: is kind of longer. That's a lot of pressure when

1661
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,400
Speaker 4: when they get their haircut, we're gonna notice, like it,

1662
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 4: because it's gonna get kind of like quaffed and snipped. Oh,

1663
01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 4: and a lot is gonna happen, and they might kind

1664
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 4: of come out looking like a beautiful lady with like

1665
01:16:25,479 --> 01:16:27,680
Speaker 4: hair that was like too snipped up. Because these are

1666
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,760
Speaker 4: like laid back comedy bres. Like if you can't be

1667
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,200
Speaker 4: like a pot smoking, chill comedian, but you look like

1668
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 4: you have like nicely teased.

1669
01:16:34,800 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 3: Bags completely and they can't go completely.

1670
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:41,719
Speaker 4: Short, right if you everyone's gonna notice if you go short,

1671
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,040
Speaker 4: everyone's gonna notice everything you do, as opposed to like

1672
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:46,320
Speaker 4: I think, on me, a haircut just looks like a haircut.

1673
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that thing. How do you Yeah, I don't know.

1674
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:52,040
Speaker 3: I feel trapped, absolutely trapped. How do I have to

1675
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:52,960
Speaker 3: like get a new life?

1676
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 4: Essentially, you have to move to a new city.

1677
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:59,800
Speaker 3: Yes, Beth, did you get your answer? I mean, I hope.

1678
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:00,080
Speaker 4: So.

1679
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:07,840
Speaker 3: I feel like we gave Beth at least two career things, evolutions, shifts,

1680
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 3: the world, travel to ultimately, just go on a vacation

1681
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:16,639
Speaker 3: and give yourself a break bath. You're sending voice notes

1682
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:19,160
Speaker 3: to podcasts, you're cutting hair, you're gen x.

1683
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:23,600
Speaker 4: You describe results. I mean you say I'm gen X.

1684
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,320
Speaker 4: Hairstyle is from Portland. It painted too much of a

1685
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:27,760
Speaker 4: picture that I know you too well.

1686
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,439
Speaker 3: Back off, so you.

1687
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,040
Speaker 4: Didn't have to tell me you were tired. I got it,

1688
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 4: but I think, uh, you know, the Portland is a

1689
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 4: lush culture fund. You can experiment. Open a food truck.

1690
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 4: Everybody's doing it. They need one up there. Every people like, oh,

1691
01:17:45,840 --> 01:17:46,960
Speaker 4: our food is bricking mortar.

1692
01:17:48,439 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 3: If only I had to look up the timetable of

1693
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,200
Speaker 3: when I could get my food, if I could track

1694
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 3: down my food. Beth, thank you for writing in, but

1695
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,040
Speaker 3: or sending in, don't ever do it again. Good luck

1696
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 3: with your new career. Good luck to your clients. They're

1697
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 3: all gonna feel so abandoned when you leave them. I

1698
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,720
Speaker 3: don't know, Tim, I've got my dustpan and.

1699
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:08,880
Speaker 4: It's gonna go in the back of your car, and

1700
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:11,720
Speaker 4: when you see garbage on the street, you still take

1701
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:12,200
Speaker 4: your picture.

1702
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do what Karen Bass won't do. Yes, I'm

1703
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,280
Speaker 3: gonna clean up the streets of La See.

1704
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 4: I'm Rick Caruso. This is to make up for all

1705
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 4: the money Rick Carrioso has lost on your parking over

1706
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,120
Speaker 4: the years. You clean up the city.

1707
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 3: I can't wait to be kind of around town. People

1708
01:18:34,560 --> 01:18:37,040
Speaker 3: thinking Bridges Bridger is kind of lucy.

1709
01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,760
Speaker 4: We're worried. It is cool though, like you said, if

1710
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,439
Speaker 4: you were the clean up guy or the dustband guy.

1711
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,600
Speaker 4: There used to be a man that walked around the

1712
01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:48,400
Speaker 4: Silver Lake Reservoir. Old guy, like looped up, walking fast

1713
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 4: from no shirt but reading the newspaper, looped up and

1714
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:55,880
Speaker 4: like like like Tanning Tanning oil, so slippery, one hundred

1715
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 4: years old, in great shape, walking real fast, reading the newspaper,

1716
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:02,000
Speaker 4: and everybody loved him. And then when he died, everyone

1717
01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:04,040
Speaker 4: was like, oh, the newspaper guy died. That's sad. That

1718
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:05,840
Speaker 4: could be if you want to be remembered after you

1719
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:11,040
Speaker 4: just now you're getting a late starts, you better get

1720
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 4: it work.

1721
01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:15,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well I'm fine whatever I've had such a

1722
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 3: wonderful time with you.

1723
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,519
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me, thank you for being a gift.

1724
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:20,839
Speaker 4: Who cares?

1725
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 3: I'm laid back.

1726
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,600
Speaker 4: Wow, hang loose, very cool.

1727
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 3: Listener. The podcast is over. I'm I need a nap,

1728
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,160
Speaker 3: I need to take I'm probably gonna go fully to

1729
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:35,320
Speaker 3: bed at one twenty seven pm. I don't know what's

1730
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:36,680
Speaker 3: going to happen to me. I've got to at least

1731
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:39,880
Speaker 3: drive home. We'll see what happens. The podcast is over,

1732
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:42,240
Speaker 3: do something else. Please, I'm not going to get into

1733
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:50,839
Speaker 3: your business. I love you, goodbye. I said No Gifts

1734
01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 3: is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on

1735
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:58,720
Speaker 3: Alise Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday.

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01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 3: The theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and

1737
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 3: we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You

1738
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,160
Speaker 3: must follow the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts,

1739
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:11,000
Speaker 3: That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

1740
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,720
Speaker 3: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see

1741
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 3: the gifts?

1742
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,040
Speaker 6: I invit?

1743
01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:16,639
Speaker 3: Did you?

1744
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:17,080
Speaker 4: Hear?

1745
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:24,360
Speaker 1: Thot a man myself perfectly clear? When you're a guest

1746
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:32,559
Speaker 1: to me, you gotta come to me empty, and I said,

1747
01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:36,120
Speaker 1: no guests, You're our presences.

1748
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:41,560
Speaker 2: Presents enough and I already had too much stuff. So

1749
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:44,640
Speaker 2: how do you dare to survey me