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Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna do this segment about how I'm so

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Speaker 1: ugly it's affecting my job. But first, yeah, queen, Yes,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. And it is true. I've officially become

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Speaker 1: so horrendous to look at that the bosses are angry

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Speaker 1: with me. That is a weird problem to have. It

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Speaker 1: is a weird problem to have. And we'll tell you

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Speaker 1: about it right now because I got this hilarious phone

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Speaker 1: called the other night. So if you follow me on

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Speaker 1: social media, you know I do all kinds of weird

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Speaker 1: things right by the way to at jewil Frash all

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Speaker 1: the time. You can follow the show at the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: You can follow Alex Oh I'm at that dres Bill.

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Speaker 1: You can say, okay, I'm at Evan on the radio.

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Speaker 1: So follow us on social media. Um, but mine, by

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Speaker 1: the way, if you're gonna follow me, it's very edgy

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Speaker 1: and very offensive. It's so out there. So I got

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Speaker 1: the most ridiculous complaint from the higher ups the other

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Speaker 1: day based on selfies okay, that I've been taking. It's

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Speaker 1: really strange. It is strange because you know, sometimes I

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Speaker 1: know that something is out there on the line and

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Speaker 1: it might get people rolled up a little bit, But

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Speaker 1: I never thought that my horrible looking face would be

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Speaker 1: so offensive that it's actually causing problems for our bosses here.

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Speaker 1: So the other night I got a call from someone

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Speaker 1: on the management team and they're like, um, yes, is

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Speaker 1: this Jorban. I don't always they do. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: don't think. Yeah, So, um, we've noticed something that's a

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Speaker 1: little bit disturbing with your social media, they said, disturbing disturbing,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, because all I've been doing

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Speaker 1: lately is just posting bad selfies. I don't take good

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Speaker 1: pictures just in general. I also never post selfies because

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Speaker 1: I don't like to, you know. And the other day

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Speaker 1: I took a bad selfie and posted it because I

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Speaker 1: was like, well, from I might as well try and

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Speaker 1: post a selfie. I don't know the angles, and I

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Speaker 1: just make them look as bad as possible. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: over the last couple of days, I've been posting just

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Speaker 1: bad selfies. Right. One of them was me and Sauna,

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Speaker 1: all sweaty and the angle makes it look like I'm

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Speaker 1: actually bald when I have hair. But it's a really

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Speaker 1: bad picture. Yeah, it's not a good look obviously, meant

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Speaker 1: to be bad, and I captioned it with felt cute

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Speaker 1: won't delete later because a play on the whole felt

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Speaker 1: cute might delete later, right, right, it's obvious that I

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Speaker 1: don't feel cute. I purposely took a really horrible picture

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Speaker 1: and posted a selfie and then I get that call um,

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Speaker 1: so we need to talk to you for just a second,

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Speaker 1: because you know, we feel that the that picture that's

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Speaker 1: selfie was not a good representation of our target demographic

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Speaker 1: and who we're going from. Like what, so our target

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Speaker 1: demographic doesn't like to laugh? Like it's an obvious ugly

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Speaker 1: picture of me. Yeah, it's going to turn off listeners

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Speaker 1: so much that they're not going to listen to the

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Speaker 1: radio shows. Basically what they told me. So they thought

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Speaker 1: that you looking like kind of a thumb, Yeah, was

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Speaker 1: actually was actually meant to be like glorious in your eyes,

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Speaker 1: I think. So. Yeah, it's like somehow they thought that

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Speaker 1: was what I thought my best look was. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: so since then, I keep posting a selfies. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I'm not using it. Yeah, you know, if you follow

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Speaker 1: him on social media, check it out. I can tell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm almost made myself pass out with one the other

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Speaker 1: night because I was holding my breath trying to get

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Speaker 1: the veins to pop in my head, and it is

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Speaker 1: a good picture, my god. But after I let my

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Speaker 1: air out, I was like, oh my god, I'm my

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Speaker 1: best out. I'm a stroke. Yeah, but I am losing

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Speaker 1: followers like crazy because of it. Are you serious? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So every single time I post an ugly selfie, I

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Speaker 1: lose at least like ten to twenty followers. I've noticed.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't know that because on Facebook I can

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Speaker 1: see how many followers that's insane, the exact number, like

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Speaker 1: I hilarious On Instagram, It's hard for me to tell,

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Speaker 1: but I know that it's gone down since I started

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Speaker 1: posting the ugly self so offensive. Yeah, there's my ugly

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Speaker 1: face is so offensive to people that they have to

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Speaker 1: unfollow them. If you didn't need therapy, you're gonna need it. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a great I love it. I'm embracing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I know. Like I think they literally want

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Speaker 1: me to be like Seacrest or that Bobby Bones dude. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they look alike by the way they do look alike,

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Speaker 1: and then that's they want me to look like them.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like cookie cutter. Do you think that I'm

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Speaker 1: going to ever see crest? It probably not. I mean,

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Speaker 1: could you ever imagine jubile just like actually posing and

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Speaker 1: like trying to look like I'd never be the kind

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Speaker 1: of guy to host American Idol or America Scott Talent

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Speaker 1: or something like that. It would be a very different toad.

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Speaker 1: It would be very different, you know, because I'm not

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Speaker 1: the kind of guy that's going to be up there

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Speaker 1: like looking all dapper and saying words like dapper. I

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Speaker 1: don't even that because might be the first time ever

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Speaker 1: use that word. Yeah, but they are dapper standard of me,

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Speaker 1: Like this is American. I have an art choke tattoo

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Speaker 1: on my throat, I got tattoos all over like I

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Speaker 1: might be hosting prison Idol. Feel like this is San

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Speaker 1: Quentin Idol. Exactly, welcome to American Idol. Like they I

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Speaker 1: don't think they ever know who they've hired when they

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Speaker 1: hired me to do jobs. It's so funny. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: by the way, if you didn't know, Alex and I

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Speaker 1: are married, yeah, you know Alex still thinks you're a hottie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean she's accepted. This is why I always tell

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Speaker 1: women don't date like super hot guys. Hot guys are

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Speaker 1: like her. Whatever, I can get another chick. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this might be the last person to ever touch me

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Speaker 1: in my life, so I worked for it. Anyway, Go

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Speaker 1: check out the social media if you want to see

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Speaker 1: some really ugly pictures of me at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: at Jewel Fresh. I'm at that, I'm at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio, and we'll see if we get a pug

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Speaker 1: filter off my face for you to use at some point,

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Speaker 1: all right,