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Speaker 1: Here it is scroll baby letter all right, Thank you nephew,

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Speaker 1: Saved by the finger, Dear Stephen, Shirley. I attend a

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Speaker 1: prominent mega church and I'm very active in my church.

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Speaker 1: The church threw it back to school bash for the

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Speaker 1: been losing weight for the last year and I wanted

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Speaker 1: told me I was going too far by wearing it

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Speaker 1: I went to the party and it was going good

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Speaker 1: went over to stop them. One of the boys was

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Speaker 1: so wild he pushed me in the pool by mistake.

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Speaker 1: So there I was wig and all in the pool

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Speaker 1: and flailing around to get out. One of the deacons

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Speaker 1: of the church jumped in and tried to rescue me,

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Speaker 1: so I was holding unto him for dear life. I

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Speaker 1: ended up slipping out of his grip, and he reached

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Speaker 1: down with one hand and cupped my butt. When he did,

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Speaker 1: when he did, one of his fingers slid into my butt.

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Speaker 1: What man, I mean in my butt? So here I

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Speaker 1: am in the pool, traumatized, and I don't think the

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Speaker 1: deacon knew what he had just done. It happened so fast.

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Speaker 1: I started yelling, and other men came over and pulled

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Speaker 1: me out. My cover up was all tangled up, so

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Speaker 1: everyone saw my bikini, and that made me even more ashamed.

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Speaker 1: I should have listened to my hobby and chose another

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Speaker 1: job to volunteer for back to school bash. I got

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Speaker 1: but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still there.

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Speaker 1: I need to tell my husband what happened, but I

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Speaker 1: don't know how. I wonder if the deacon figured out

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Speaker 1: to my grave. Please advise, please take this to your grave.

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Speaker 1: All right, In the words of my late mother, Helen Clark,

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Speaker 1: you cannot tell everything. Okay, this was an accident. It

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Speaker 1: was an accident. None of this meant to go down, okay,

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Speaker 1: what the deacon did, he's probably gonna want to put

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Speaker 1: a big old thing if you If you do this,

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Speaker 1: if the deacon doesn't remember, just act like it didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, congratulations on your weight loss. I

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Speaker 1: looking good and you know, and just feeling confident in

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Speaker 1: all that because of the weight loss right now, But

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Speaker 1: because this was a church affair, I have to say

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Speaker 1: I agree with your husband. I think you should have

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe you could have avoided this little situation

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Speaker 1: you found yourself in. No one would have known, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you no one knows anyway, But they didn't know,

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Speaker 1: you know, they wouldn't have seen you in this bikini,

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Speaker 1: for no reason. You don't have to feel like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: your life. Please just stay away from that deacon. Don't

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Speaker 1: look him in the eye when you see him, Steve, Oh,

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Speaker 1: well here we go. You better make me proud. You

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Speaker 1: better listen close to this megachurch. That means be a

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Speaker 1: Well not any more hard to be active when you sew.

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Speaker 1: So let's just get to this. The church threw a

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Speaker 1: him at the pool party. But for a very devilish reason. See,

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Speaker 1: you've been losing wait the last year, and you wanted

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Speaker 1: That's what you went down there. Fault. Come on, now,

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Speaker 1: This is critical Jay. So I went to the party

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Speaker 1: I was wigging all in the pool, flailing around to

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Speaker 1: can't swim at the pool because the purpose wasn't to

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Speaker 1: watch the kids. It was sold everybody else could watch you.

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Speaker 1: She said in her letter, show off her body. So

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Speaker 1: what she did at the church event She put on

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Speaker 1: the babe to suit. The shows off the most body

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Speaker 1: the damn but kinney. Her husband told her not to

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Speaker 1: wear after the church event, she said, but I won't

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Speaker 1: Well he fuck you went down at a show off.

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Speaker 1: One of the boys that the pool got wild and

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Speaker 1: push now on purpose? Oh really? Oh hell yeah, and

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Speaker 1: little wit t shirt context contest. You don't think they noticed.

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Speaker 1: They got computer, they know what to do. They didn't

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Speaker 1: looking good. You flayed it around to get out, wig

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Speaker 1: you're flailing, because you can't swim. Why was your ass

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Speaker 1: You can't save a damn soul if they get it

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Speaker 1: there to ship walk. Well here, let me tell you

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Speaker 1: now on purpose. He didn't have those swim shots on.

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Speaker 1: Deacon jumped in full suit everything. Yeah he can get

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Speaker 1: your ass, ain't have nothing. All this is happening in

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Speaker 1: I mean in it dan off up in my booty.

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Speaker 1: So here I am in the pool, traumatized as you

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Speaker 1: should be. Got this baddy, and you know and this

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Speaker 1: is big deacon Bankers, big deacon break. This is why

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Speaker 1: you traumatized one of them kids finger had it got

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Speaker 1: That's why you traumatize. I don't think that Dicky Deacon

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Speaker 1: knew what had just happened. What you don't know why

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Speaker 1: you don't think he happened? Let me how he don't

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Speaker 1: know his finger has slipped in your butt? Let me

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Speaker 1: help you understand. Something like that is a temperature change

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Speaker 1: from pool water. Took food water, pool water and booted

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Speaker 1: water is two different. Damn temper one when you're in

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Speaker 1: the pool, pools is cool. They don't have heated pools

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Speaker 1: when he cuts your butt and pushed his finger, felt

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Speaker 1: a temperature change. Whoa, It happened so fast, I started yelling.

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Speaker 1: I've never had that happen, but I probably hollowed. Took.

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Speaker 1: I hollowed at my last prostate exam. And I wasn't

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Speaker 1: even in the pooling, So now you holly, So other

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Speaker 1: was tangled up. Everybody saw my bikini. Ain't that what

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Speaker 1: you wanted? Huh? Ain't that while you woe it because

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Speaker 1: God grants our wishes. He just don't tell us how

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Speaker 1: more ashamed. I shouldn't have listened to my husband. You

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Speaker 1: damn right chose another job, volunteered to back school bad.

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Speaker 1: but I couldn't sit down. The pain was still that.

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Speaker 1: That's called the big Deacon Banks. I need to tell

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Speaker 1: I wanted to Deacon figured out what he did. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 1: he church mouse quiet, he know what he did. He

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Speaker 1: I should take my secret to the grave. You ain't

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Speaker 1: ain't Richard what Tim Keys was doing? Called the boy

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Speaker 1: that pushed you in there. He had to stay in

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