1 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:25,120 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Friday. It 3 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: is an ask Doctor Jesse Friday. And it's going to 4 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: be the best date ever. We have made it to 5 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: the end of the week. What, Chris, I can't help it. 6 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 1: I'm bouncing off the walls. I'm so happy to be here. 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: We have to talk about dirt water dogs. Somebody's mad 8 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: about all the offensive things I say. Someone wants to 9 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: know about his dad who's a Republican but refuses to 10 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: vote for Trump. Do people get married too early? What 11 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: do I think about that? Why? Why? Why do Democrats 12 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: attack their own family members? So that's going to be 13 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: an interesting little thing. We're going to talk about someone 14 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: who's Jewish but angry at their Jewish relatives for how 15 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: they vote. That's spicy. And what can Trump actually get 16 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: done if he wins in the White House? All that, 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: so much more, including should you get a massage from 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: a dude if you're a dude? All that and more 19 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Shechell. 20 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: I have to begin with this one though, and I'm 21 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: just going to read a little bit of it. Because 22 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: it was really long. It's really long, and before I 23 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: read it, I need to clarify. For anybody who's new 24 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: that's listening, I know that I'm rough. Now A good 25 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 1: way to put it rude. Maybe I understand. I could 26 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: make a laundry list of excuses right now that would 27 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: all be valid for why I am the way I am. 28 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: My father is most definitely at the forefront of those excuses, 29 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: because that's my dad. Gosh, you think I'm bad, you 30 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 1: should hear my father. If he's a construction guy. His 31 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: dad was a construction guy. We're a construction family. My kids, 32 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: my boys, have already been instructed by my father that 33 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: they're not allowed to repeat any of the words he 34 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: uses around them in front of my wife. They've had 35 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: to take a vow of secrecy. So it's maybe it's 36 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: my dad, Maybe it's the Marines. Maybe it's just that 37 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: I'm a jerk. But I know I'm offensive, and I 38 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: understand that it may be too much for some people. Yes, 39 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: it's a family friendly show. It always will be, but 40 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: it is, especially when you're compared to how people talk today. 41 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: I know it's offensive. If the show is too offensive 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: for you, you don't have to send me an email. 43 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: Just turn it off. There's a million options. And it's 44 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,520 Speaker 1: not that I want you to go, but I don't 45 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: care if you it looks better for both of us. 46 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 1: It's like this, Jesse, that's all right, quit, I've got 47 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: a straight Jesse. I'm gonna report Jesse to the Civil 48 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: Liberties Organization for all his racist rants, whether it's making 49 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: Jewish insults regarding cheapness pertaining to what he refers to 50 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: as as Jewish producer Chris, or picking on a particular 51 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:23,360 Speaker 1: ethnic group. With all the growing university anti Jewish protests, 52 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: do we need Jesse's anti Semitic jokes now? Even worse 53 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: are his demeaning comments regarding Italians. They should be fired 54 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 1: for making some of these, he said, such as, if 55 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: I see some chick with Harry Leggs, I see she's Italian. 56 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: I don't remember saying that, but that's hilarious anyway, he said. 57 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: Had he made these comments about any other ethnic group, 58 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: can you imagine the protests which would occur. I've been 59 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: determined to report him to civil liberties organizations. However, I 60 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: keep remaining latent. Give it, Chris, What does latent mean Michael, 61 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,240 Speaker 1: you went to college. Do you know what latent means? 62 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 2: Mean? 63 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: It's like sitting around or something lazy? This Yeah, okay, 64 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 1: so pretty much. I knew that I went to a 65 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 1: good community college too, Michael. Anyway, two years ago, when 66 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: the AC was non functioning, He've bet this dude really 67 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: listens to the show. He said, if my forehead looks greasy, 68 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: I'm not Italian. I did say that. I remember saying that. 69 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: That was great. Anyway, it goes on and on and on, 70 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: and he's really upset and apparently I'm being reported for 71 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: all these things. And I just have to say, if 72 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: I have said anything that has bothered you in any 73 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: way about your religion, skin color, ethnicity, gender, hair color, 74 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: whether you're left handed, you should know that I'm not sorry. 75 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: All right, I just want to make sure. I just 76 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: want to make it clear that I'm not sorry, and 77 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: the show's not going to change, and I'm gonna keep 78 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 1: doing the same thing we've always done. So let us 79 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: begin on some politics, shall we. Hey, Jesse, my tax 80 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: guy's a seventy something Republican veteran and a never Trumper. 81 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: He supported Nicky Hayley and says he'll vote for Biden 82 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,239 Speaker 1: over Trump. His reasons are he thinks Trump didn't support 83 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: the military, and Trump increased taxes to people and gave 84 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,279 Speaker 1: tax breaks to the rich. I don't find anything to 85 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: substantiate this. Unfortunately, there are a lot of never Trumpers 86 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: that are going to sell out our country over swallowing 87 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 1: their dislike for the man. What's your take? Okay, Well, 88 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: your tax man, he's not a Republican. Your tax man 89 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: understands that as a tax man he has to pretend 90 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 1: to be a Republican. Your tax man is a Democrat. 91 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: Only Democrats believe that Donald Trump didn't support the military. 92 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: You can have all the problems with Donald Trump in 93 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: the world. I know all kinds of guys who were 94 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: still in That was the only time I'm in the 95 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: last ten fifteen years they felt respected by their commander 96 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: in chief. In fact, to Trump's credit, did you know there, 97 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,279 Speaker 1: let me do you a little something we haven't I 98 00:06:11,279 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 1: haven't told you this in a while. You ever see 99 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: these videos or pictures of some big shot senator or 100 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,760 Speaker 1: the Defense secretary or the president visiting a base somewhere, 101 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: some sort of a base. Maybe they're maybe they're touching 102 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,839 Speaker 1: down in Iraq, and they're going to visit the troops 103 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:31,040 Speaker 1: in Iraq, or maybe they're they're going to Korea, they're 104 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: visit the troops there, or Germany or something like that. 105 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 1: Did you know that the troops themselves, the guys on 106 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: the ground, Did you know that we hate that. We 107 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: despise it. Despise it. Why it's not necessarily a personal 108 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 1: thing against whatever idiot senator or whoever happens to be 109 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: visiting at the time. When these people visit, you see 110 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,760 Speaker 1: the pictures. You see they're all sitting together in the 111 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: chow hal having a slice of pizza together. You see 112 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: the stuff on Instagram or the news. Oh my gosh, 113 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 1: looking at me, smile and he's posing with the troop. 114 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: That's what you see, and that's what the politicians want 115 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: you to see. Oh, it's so much fun. In fact, 116 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 1: that's what military leadership wants you to see. The generals 117 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: and all these types. Ah, look at our troops looking 118 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: up it, look at it. The guys on the ground 119 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: despise when high ranking muckety MUCKs come visit because it 120 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: means unending amounts of boring, brutal prep work before they 121 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: get there. For instance, this happened to me many many times. 122 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: It's happened to anyone who's ever been in, and everybody 123 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 1: listening who's in right now or has been in, is 124 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,440 Speaker 1: nodding their head. We had a guy. I'm not gonna 125 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: mention his name, because I actually like him. We had 126 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: a guy. He was coming to visit when I was 127 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: in the Marines. We had to pre our base for 128 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: a week for him to come in. When I say prep, 129 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 1: I don't mean take the trash out. I'm talking. I 130 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: remember like it was yesterday, spending five hours polishing the 131 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: faucets in the sinks so they could be shiny enough 132 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: when Politician X finally got there. I've heard stories about 133 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 1: guys being forced to mop and sweep the rooftop of 134 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: their barracks, the one the Senator will never see before 135 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: he gets there. You would have to police call. You 136 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: don't know what police call is. You would have to 137 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 1: clean up the desert of big rocks. I'm not making 138 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: it up. They'll make you all stand in line in 139 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 1: the one hundred and twenty degrees sun and walk forward, 140 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: shoulder to shoulder, picking up every rock that's bigger than 141 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 1: a baseball so the desert can look good for visiting politicians. 142 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 1: Did you know that when you get word that senator, 143 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:12,920 Speaker 1: this president, that Defense secretary of this is visiting your base, 144 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 1: whether you're in Iraq or your state side, every single 145 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,280 Speaker 1: guy on the ground, not the officers who don't do squat, 146 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: Every guy on the ground goes, oh gosh, here we 147 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: go again until Donald Trump. Now, yeah, when Trump was visiting, 148 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: they hated all that crap too, and they had to 149 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:38,480 Speaker 1: do all that crap. Two. To his credit, they felt 150 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,560 Speaker 1: like he genuinely gave a crap and Trump would just 151 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 1: sit there and just gab with him. You just gab 152 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: with them. So yeah, Trump did that. Well, didn't support 153 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: the military. Look, you can blast Trump for many many things, 154 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,800 Speaker 1: and you know I'm more than willing to do that 155 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: when he's wrong about something. Didn't support the military, he's ridiculous. 156 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: Back to your question, your taxman is a Democrat. As 157 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: a taxman, he has to pretend to be a Republican. Look, 158 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:14,359 Speaker 1: I've run into this with Hollywood actors who are Republicans. 159 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: I've spoken to quietly, and they'll publicly tell everybody they're 160 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 1: Democrats because their livelihood depends on declaring themselves to be Democrats. 161 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 1: Your taxman believes every Democrat lie that's ever been told. 162 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,960 Speaker 1: He's a Democrat. I'm sorry he is all right? Getting 163 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:36,520 Speaker 1: married too early the Bush Carry election? What do you 164 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 1: eat on the streets of New York? But first, let's 165 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 1: do this email doctor dong Oracle, thank you for sharing 166 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: the audio of the news report of the home depot 167 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,599 Speaker 1: bathroom bomb dropper. Chris? Do you have that from yesterday? 168 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 1: I nearly wrenched up my breakfast from laughing so hard. 169 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,079 Speaker 1: I'm a forty three year old man who still has 170 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 1: boyish humor. Finally convinced my wife to make the switch 171 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,000 Speaker 1: to Pure talk. Great decision in lieu of the bar eating. 172 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: Please play the fart noise for my two girls, Hevy 173 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: and Izzy. What great names. We listened to part of 174 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,040 Speaker 1: your show on our way to school each morning. Loved 175 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: the show, despised the comis. That's for the ladies. For 176 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: anyone who missed last night's show. This is an old 177 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,079 Speaker 1: news story. This is something that's been out there forever. 178 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: This is real and it's freaking hilarious. 179 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 2: The scary moments for customers at a Kansas Home Depot. 180 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 2: Police responded to reports of a bomb threat at the 181 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,040 Speaker 2: store in Wichita, a customer alerted employees a man inside 182 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,079 Speaker 2: the bathroom said there was a bomb in the building. 183 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 2: Police were able to locate the man responsible for those comments, 184 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,640 Speaker 2: and that man told police he warned other guests to 185 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 2: leave the restroom because he was quote fixing to blow 186 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 2: it up. 187 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:55,440 Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm sorry. Any we almost forgot credit to 188 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 1: that man for switching to Pure Talk as well. He 189 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: not only got the news story, he got a fart 190 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: sound for his girls. Why because he did something good. 191 00:12:04,679 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 1: He stopped funding AT and T and Verizon and T Mobile. 192 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: We fight the culture war in a million different fronts. 193 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: All right, Well, what do I do? What do I do? 194 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: Do anything? The corporate front is part of it. Where 195 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,120 Speaker 1: you spend, where I spend and don't spend My money 196 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,360 Speaker 1: matters when you take money away from these big, evil 197 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 1: corporations and instead give it to patriotic companies. Does it 198 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,440 Speaker 1: feel like you did much? You did a lot of good, 199 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,720 Speaker 1: and if more people did what you did, we'd be 200 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 1: in a better spot. Pure Talks a patriotic cell phone company. 201 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: I'mke Verizon, AT and T T Mobile. Your bill will 202 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 1: be slashed. You won't believe how little you pay for 203 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: cell service, the same service they're on the same five 204 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: G network. Switch to pure talk dial pound two five 205 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,880 Speaker 1: zero and say Jesse Kelly, today's the day. Ten minutes 206 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 1: on the phone is all it takes. Pound two five zero, 207 00:12:55,320 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: say Jesse Kelly. We'll be back Jesse Kelly. It is 208 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:06,720 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. What was that, Chris? 209 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,400 Speaker 1: That was Chris Cornell? I mean he's fine. Is he 210 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,319 Speaker 1: still making music? 211 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:12,439 Speaker 3: What? 212 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 2: Oh? 213 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:15,440 Speaker 1: He's dead? 214 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:17,199 Speaker 2: Well? 215 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:23,480 Speaker 1: How'd he die? Drug overdose? Suicide? He hung himself? Oh? Well, 216 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 1: why are you laughing? I didn't know. I can't keep 217 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 1: it was huge news like five years ago. I don't 218 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,320 Speaker 1: pay attention to news that's older than thirty seconds ago. Chris, 219 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,959 Speaker 1: that's not my problem. Anyway. You can email the show 220 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,960 Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And by the way, 221 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 1: heads up, Chris Cornell isn't making any new music. Let's 222 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 1: get back to the emails, shall we? Failed. Pizza chef, 223 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: I found yourself. If you found yourself in New York 224 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: City and only had a few minutes to grab a bite, 225 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: would you go for a pizza place that sold slices 226 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,599 Speaker 1: or a dirt water dog cart? I recently faced just that, 227 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 1: and it reminded me of your love for both. I 228 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,600 Speaker 1: would go dirt water dog and what I'm about to 229 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 1: say it's going to be controversial. In fact, every single 230 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: person listening to the Great WR right now in New 231 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: York City is going to write me an email destroying me. 232 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 1: I love New York pizza. In fact, I love Northeast pizza. Honestly, sorry, 233 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,800 Speaker 1: Jersey pizzas as good or better than New York City pizza. 234 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 1: It just is. The Northeastern pizza is amazing. Philly actually 235 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: has incredible pizza. Philly has really good pizza, some of 236 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: the best I've ever had. So I'm not dogging on 237 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: the pizza, but it's not that much better than all 238 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 1: the pizza in other parts of the world. You know, 239 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,600 Speaker 1: Detroit style pizza, It's amazing, amazing you had Detroit style pizza, 240 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,560 Speaker 1: Michael Chris, Do you want to back me up on 241 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 1: the Detroit style pizza is the thicker crust with the 242 00:14:56,560 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: crunchy edges on it. Yes, Detroit style pizza. There are 243 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: other eight styles of pizza. 244 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 3: What is it? 245 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 1: Old tavern or tavern style pizza from Chicago? Not that disgusting, 246 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: putrid Chicago deep dish filth, but the old style, thin crust. 247 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,600 Speaker 1: There's a lot of good pizza out there. You can't 248 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: get that red onion sauce in New York City, just anywhere. 249 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, yes, I know, I'm eating a bowl 250 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 1: of virus. I don't care. I'm gonna eat dogs by 251 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: the dozen. I'm just a wiener machine when I go 252 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 1: to New York City. Hey Enleliitner. I became interested in 253 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,120 Speaker 1: politics after the horrible terrorist attack on nine to eleven. 254 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: I followed carefully everything going on during the Bush Carry 255 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,640 Speaker 1: election in two thousand and four and was all for 256 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: Bush winning. I'm really interested in what you think about 257 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 1: the anti carry swift boat veterans and the term swift 258 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,960 Speaker 1: boating that came out of that election. I believe those 259 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: anti Carrey Vietnam veterans, did you. I'd love to hear 260 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,720 Speaker 1: your take on this two thousand and four political issue 261 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:01,239 Speaker 1: in one of your fascinating and informative history the Oracle Delvings. 262 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: All right, First of all, Chris, go ahead and get 263 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 1: ready the Clint web thing that we've played for the 264 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,040 Speaker 1: longest time, and I'll get to that in a moment. 265 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 1: It's going to pertain to this, Okay, John Carey and 266 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 1: the swift boating and whatnot. So you've probably heard me 267 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: complained about officers in the military from time to time. Now, 268 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: I'm just a stupid, average Marine and you know, just 269 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 1: an enlisted guy, just a grunt. However, officers are extremely 270 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,000 Speaker 1: important and a good one. There's nothing better. You get 271 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: a good leader like that, there's nothing better. He elevates everyone, 272 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 1: the entire unit. But I need to explain part of 273 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: my bitterness, and it's going to come back to this 274 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 1: John Carey thing. And in fact, you see this a 275 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: lot today in politics. When you're a grunt, I can 276 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:01,440 Speaker 1: only speak for how we lived you. You don't realize 277 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,520 Speaker 1: if you haven't done it before, how much you are 278 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,760 Speaker 1: around the guys in your unit. In your I was 279 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,520 Speaker 1: in a mortar section, you would know it as a 280 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 1: squad in my platoon. Okay, so let's just make it 281 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,440 Speaker 1: forty guys me it's weapons Patoon. I was in first 282 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 1: betind seventh Marines, Alpha Company, Weapons Patoon. You are together 283 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,399 Speaker 1: all the time, and you're not only together all the time, 284 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:30,240 Speaker 1: you're together in situations where there aren't distractions. So it's 285 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: not like today when you gather with ten people in 286 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 1: the family and there's a quiet moment and everyone pulls 287 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 1: out their phone and gets on Facebook. You are together 288 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: in the middle of the desert, in the middle of 289 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,880 Speaker 1: the mountains, in the middle of the wilderness. You are 290 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: eating together. You are sleeping right next to each other. 291 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 1: If you have to answer nature's call, you're barely hiding 292 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,399 Speaker 1: behind a tree, and you have to hope your buddies 293 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,960 Speaker 1: don't find out you're doing it, or they're going to 294 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,479 Speaker 1: play a prank on you while you're answering nature's call. 295 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 1: It's you eat, sleep, everything together at all times. And 296 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 1: because you're together at all times, there's no lying. Meaning 297 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 1: if you're an officer who's just there to punch his ticket, 298 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: meaning you're just there to get that next promotion you 299 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 1: want to be a general one day, or you're just 300 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:20,080 Speaker 1: there to kind of exist, have infantry officer on your 301 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,480 Speaker 1: resume before you run for Congress one day. The men 302 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,720 Speaker 1: are going to know it because you don't pop in 303 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:32,160 Speaker 1: and out. You are together at all times. And let's 304 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: talk about politicians today, how it pertains to John Carey, 305 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,480 Speaker 1: officers and the Clint web web thing and some other 306 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 1: things in a second hang on Jesse Keilly. It is 307 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. I remember, if 308 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: you miss any part of the show, you can download 309 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: the whole thing on iheard Spotify iTunes. Don't forget to 310 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: subscribe on iTunes. Leave a five star rating in a 311 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: review discussing how handsome. I Now back to what we 312 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: were talking about. She had asked about John Kerry, the 313 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,240 Speaker 1: swift Boat Veterans, and I'm kind of doing a bigger 314 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 1: thing about officers and guys who serve as officers, but 315 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,199 Speaker 1: they're just there to advance, and you can tell so 316 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:25,119 Speaker 1: quickly when somebody is just there to advance. It's one 317 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:27,479 Speaker 1: of my favorite political skits of all times, so I'm 318 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: actually about to play it in its entirety. It was 319 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,919 Speaker 1: done by a comedy group. I believe they still exist. 320 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,520 Speaker 1: It's called The Whitest Kids you Know. The lead guy 321 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:38,680 Speaker 1: in their comedy group died a few years back though, 322 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: which is really really sad, but it's a comedy group. 323 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,119 Speaker 1: The Whitest Kid you Know is the name of the 324 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,160 Speaker 1: comedy group, and they did a parody of a political ad. 325 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,439 Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite political things of all time 326 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:57,720 Speaker 1: because virtually every single point, and this parody is on point, 327 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: including the part about military service. We'll listen to it. 328 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,080 Speaker 1: We'll come back to John Carey. Here it was Hi. 329 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,399 Speaker 3: I'm Clint Webb and I'm running for Senate. I have 330 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,080 Speaker 3: a short cropped haircut, a pretty enough yet accessible looking wife, 331 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 3: and a newborn baby that I've dressed in a suit 332 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 3: to prove to you that I mean business. For the 333 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 3: last fifteen years, I've lived my life in such a bland, uncontroversial, 334 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 3: and repressed manner that it's almost unnatural. Why Because I've 335 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 3: been preparing to be a representative since I was a child, 336 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 3: and my well adjusted, sane men would be hesitant to 337 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,360 Speaker 3: take a job where their decisions would so drastically affect 338 00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 3: the lives of so many, but not me. I possess 339 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 3: a sort of sociopathic narcissism that makes me think that 340 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,719 Speaker 3: I should be in charge of everyone. But all of 341 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 3: that needs to start here at home, in this beautiful 342 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 3: state that I've grown to love since I moved here 343 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 3: eighteen months ago. Together, and we can piggyback some of 344 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:59,360 Speaker 3: our state's legitimate needs onto my unquenchable lust for self glorification. 345 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 3: And that's a promise. Oh and one more thing, I 346 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,159 Speaker 3: have a dog. I enlisted in the military for the 347 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 3: minimum amount of time and a position that would never 348 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 3: see combat. Why well, because it would help me be 349 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 3: your senator. 350 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:21,439 Speaker 1: I don't make friends, all right, Chris, That's okay. Here's 351 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 1: how it works, especially with Democrat politicians. You see this 352 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,439 Speaker 1: more with Democrats than Republicans. And this is from me. 353 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,919 Speaker 1: You know, I'm more than willing to crucify Republicans. This 354 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: is a Democrat mainly problem. Democrats will have this military service, 355 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: which you know, any service is great, you know, it's glad, 356 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: it's wonderful that you served, but it'll be I don't 357 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: want to say minimal, but it's not. You're not rambo, right, 358 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: You're not on the front lines. You're not you're not 359 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: in the in the grunts. You're not. You're not out 360 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: past the wire. You're doing the very very basics. And 361 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 1: then and when they run for office, they will over 362 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,439 Speaker 1: inflate what they did. There are a million examples of 363 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 1: this out there today. These guys are they used to 364 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,359 Speaker 1: do it, they still do it. Why is this a 365 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,119 Speaker 1: problem in Democrat circles? Why did John Kerry do it? 366 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,560 Speaker 1: Because he did it when it came to Vietnam. He 367 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 1: acted like he was this war hero, and the guys 368 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: who serve it then came out and said, wait what, 369 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 1: he didn't do anything. This is all a lie. Why 370 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,679 Speaker 1: is this a Democrat problem? Well, this goes back to 371 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: something we've talked about a million times before. Democrats in 372 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:39,199 Speaker 1: this country they're all communists now they are, or in 373 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,560 Speaker 1: the very least they understand. They have to pretend to be. 374 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: So they're all open borders at all times, every illegal 375 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,359 Speaker 1: when the world comes here, kill every single baby in 376 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 1: the womb, spend all the money in the world until 377 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 1: we're bankrupt. You name the evil communist thing. They're all 378 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,360 Speaker 1: about it now, every single one of them. But they 379 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,639 Speaker 1: have a problem. You see. The problem is older democrats, 380 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: union democrats, blue collar working class democrat types. They hate 381 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 1: that stuff. Latino democrats hate that stuff. Black democrats hate 382 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:19,360 Speaker 1: especially the black men, hate that stuff. The tranny stuff, 383 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,240 Speaker 1: the open border stuff. They don't like it. So if 384 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 1: you're a modern day Democrat, you have to guard against this. 385 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: You hate America, you can't, you can't make sure everyone 386 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: knows that. You have to do enough to show you 387 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,480 Speaker 1: aren't in America. Hating commie trying to burn it all down. Now, 388 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,600 Speaker 1: that's what you are, and that's what every policy you 389 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 1: push does. That's how you campaign for the most part. 390 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,960 Speaker 1: But you can't you can't come out and say if 391 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,200 Speaker 1: you're Joe Biden. At no point can you come out 392 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: and say, I want the boys open because the communists 393 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 1: around me hate America and they know it's the easiest 394 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,439 Speaker 1: way to burn the country down. So I intend to 395 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,720 Speaker 1: flood this country with illegals until it's so full of 396 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 1: murderers and rapists and people who don't even understand America 397 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: that it's unrecognizable as a nation. He can't come out 398 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,880 Speaker 1: and say that because and then what happens is sixty 399 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 1: five year old Union Democrat guy he hears that and 400 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 1: he thinks, holy crap, these guys really are the anti 401 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,639 Speaker 1: American scum I always thought they were. They can't say that, 402 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,880 Speaker 1: so they're constantly guarding against the label of being anti 403 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:41,720 Speaker 1: American virtue. That's why Joe Biden does the I'm Scranton, Joe, 404 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: I know what it's like in a cold town while 405 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 1: trying to wipe out the coal industry completely. Military service 406 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 1: is one of the greatest, probably the greatest way for 407 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 1: a politician to prove love of country. So, no matter 408 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: what Democrat you are, Bluementhals, he's a current senator. Blumenthal 409 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,080 Speaker 1: is a current senator who has lied endlessly about his 410 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,600 Speaker 1: service in Vietnam. Why does he do that because Bloomenthal 411 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: hates America tries to destroy it. But understands if I 412 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: hold up my service in Vietnam and pretend to be Rambo, 413 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,760 Speaker 1: then older Democrat will be convinced that I really don't 414 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,000 Speaker 1: hate the country. I'm not trying to burn down the country. 415 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,679 Speaker 1: So let me explain something to you to wrap all 416 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 1: this up. When it comes to your fellow veterans, the 417 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 1: fellow veterans of a politician, whoever they may be, always 418 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: believe them. And I mean always. I've never seen an 419 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 1: example where a group of veterans who served with someone 420 00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: lied about that guy's service, if they were dogging on him. 421 00:25:56,800 --> 00:26:00,160 Speaker 1: I have never seen it in my life. Those guys 422 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: who serve with John Carey, they're telling the truth. Look, 423 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,639 Speaker 1: it goes all the way back. Forget about politics. People 424 00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,000 Speaker 1: will yell at me. People love Douglas MacArthur or hate 425 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,120 Speaker 1: Douglas MacArthur From World War two. Look, I don't need 426 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: any more evidence to hate Douglas MacArthur outside of the 427 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,719 Speaker 1: fact his men hated him. That's all I needed to know. 428 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,359 Speaker 1: I don't care what book you read now, what book 429 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 1: I read. Now. His men referred to him as dougout Doug. 430 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,080 Speaker 1: His men who served under him hated his freaking guts. 431 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,159 Speaker 1: That's all I need to know. Period. They always know because, 432 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: as I said earlier, when you're with somebody in the military, 433 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:43,560 Speaker 1: you're with them all the time, and you are naked, 434 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 1: meaning your motivations are naked. Whatever you are is laid 435 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,119 Speaker 1: bare because when you spend every waking moment with people, man, 436 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: there ain't no hiding what you are. Remember though, remember 437 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: that whenever you have a group of veterans who served 438 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 1: with a politician, whoever he is, Republican or Democrat, and 439 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: they trash that guy, he's a bad guy every single time, 440 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: one percent of the time. Now, I'm not saying one 441 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,919 Speaker 1: disgruntled guy comes out and dogs someone. That can happen 442 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: if it's a group of them, bad guy every single time. 443 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,399 Speaker 1: All right, let's talk. Let's change pace here. Someone wants 444 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: to know what Trump can do if he gets elected. 445 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 1: Before we dig into that. Someone has a question about 446 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 1: getting married too young, that might be interesting. Before we 447 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:39,600 Speaker 1: get to that, just know that we do need men 448 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: marrying women and we do need them making babies. We 449 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: needed to get married, stay married, and make babies. That 450 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,320 Speaker 1: does not mean that's for everybody. Everyone has a different life. 451 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 1: Maybe you are supposed to be single. I'm not saying 452 00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,400 Speaker 1: it as to be for everyone society wide, though. That's 453 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 1: what we need, and Chalk is on a mission to 454 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:06,119 Speaker 1: make sure the babies happen. You see, we can't get married, 455 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,720 Speaker 1: stay married, and make babies if our testosterone levels continue 456 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,200 Speaker 1: to freefall the way they are. They're not falling, they're 457 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:19,080 Speaker 1: free falling to the point where scientists everyone is alarmed. 458 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 1: Fifty percent in fifty years. We have lost half of 459 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: our testosterone in fifty years in this country. But that's 460 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: not gonna work. We're not gonna make it start a 461 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:34,120 Speaker 1: male vitality stacked from Chokgentlemen, no matter how old you are, 462 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 1: you need testosterone. Natural herbal supplements are the way to go. 463 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,280 Speaker 1: Whatever you're looking to improve in your life, natural first, 464 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,320 Speaker 1: and Chalk has the best, and Chalk they're anti communist. 465 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: Choq dot com promo code. Jesse, all right, we'll be back. 466 00:28:55,120 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 467 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:06,080 Speaker 1: Kelly Show on a Friday, And asked doctor Jesse Friday, 468 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,400 Speaker 1: and what a day it is today. These are the 469 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,240 Speaker 1: best questions we have ever had. It's already been a blast, 470 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 1: and we shall continue right about now, Multi lingual Oracle, 471 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: what would you do if one of your boys came 472 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,960 Speaker 1: to you at nineteen years old and said they met 473 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,520 Speaker 1: a dime and were engaged to be married. I'm curious 474 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,200 Speaker 1: about your opinion, because I tell anyone who will listen 475 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 1: to wait until at least twenty five years old to 476 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: get married. I know it was the norm in our grandparents' day. 477 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,560 Speaker 1: He said, I am your age for people to marry young, 478 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,960 Speaker 1: but I do not think this should be the norm anymore. 479 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,240 Speaker 1: All but one couple I know who got married before 480 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,960 Speaker 1: the age at twenty five has been divorced. Myself included. 481 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: What does the oracle think tic tac toe? He says, 482 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 1: his name is Dorian. 483 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,680 Speaker 2: Not an attempt to ben TikTok. 484 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920 Speaker 1: It's an attempt to make TikTok better. 485 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 2: Tick Tech two a winner. 486 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:07,840 Speaker 1: A winner. Let's have this stock first of all as 487 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:14,200 Speaker 1: a society. That it's not debatable. The historical record proves 488 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,920 Speaker 1: this over and over and over again. It is good 489 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: for men and women to marry each other. Men marrying 490 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: women stay married, make babies, and the younger they're doing this, 491 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,840 Speaker 1: the better off they are. That's another thing historically we know. 492 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 1: Now I'm not pushing back on your email at all, 493 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,480 Speaker 1: so it's this, just give me a second here, that 494 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 1: on a macro level is good for a society does 495 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 1: not mean it's good for everyone, but for a society 496 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: that is good. Now when it comes to marriage, marriage 497 00:30:55,160 --> 00:31:01,640 Speaker 1: and more specifically, divorce is so it's so personal and terrible. 498 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,880 Speaker 1: I've never been through one, but I've had many, many 499 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: friends who have, honestly most of them have, and it's 500 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:14,840 Speaker 1: just terrible. Every time. Everyone is angry and sad, and 501 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 1: everyone on all sides fields betrayed, and it's just it's 502 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: really really ugly. You know, no one can hurt you 503 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: like the one you love, No one can hurt you 504 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,840 Speaker 1: like the one who knows you, So it just it's 505 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,560 Speaker 1: it's it's an awful thing, and a lot of people 506 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,040 Speaker 1: who've gone through it are not in their head right 507 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,960 Speaker 1: now as I say, that. However, on the flip side, people, 508 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,200 Speaker 1: have you ever talked to one of these people, one 509 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,840 Speaker 1: of these couples in their sixties, let's call it fifties, sixties, 510 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: and they've been married thirty five, forty years, and they 511 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: just they're so happy, and they're such a team, and 512 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:52,680 Speaker 1: they're together, and they're just they're the model of happiness 513 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,560 Speaker 1: and stability, and they tell people that's what you want. 514 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: Get married. When it comes to marriage and or to world, 515 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: people are very, very very tainted by what they personally 516 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 1: have experienced and gone through. If you're the person who's 517 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,440 Speaker 1: in your sixties and you've been married to your husband 518 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,160 Speaker 1: or your bride for forty five years and you finish 519 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,400 Speaker 1: each other's sentences, to you, marriage is the greatest thing 520 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 1: in the world. If you're like this guy got married early, 521 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 1: got divorced, I'm sure that was not a pleasant affair 522 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,040 Speaker 1: for whatever, For whatever reason, marriage looks a little different 523 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 1: for you. All I'm saying is we have to understand 524 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: we're all tainted by the things we've gone through in life, 525 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 1: especially negative experiences we've had. They taint our worldview and 526 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,680 Speaker 1: sometimes they contain it to the point where we can't 527 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,280 Speaker 1: see things the way we should see things. And I'm 528 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: not dogging on anyone for that. You've been through divorced, 529 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:59,760 Speaker 1: but know that that's the case. Ideally in a society 530 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 1: where things are solid, you want young people marrying young 531 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,640 Speaker 1: people and staying married and going through misery together when 532 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: you're young and poor and growing and making babies and 533 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:19,240 Speaker 1: having a life and doing these things. Now, obviously it's 534 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,080 Speaker 1: a very case by case basis thing. You ask me 535 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,360 Speaker 1: how I feel about that. If one of my boys 536 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: came to me at nineteen, well, that's James is four 537 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,680 Speaker 1: years away from me in nineteen, it's fifteen right now. 538 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 1: It would depend, right if he's with some solid girl 539 00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,080 Speaker 1: from a good family who shares his values, and they've 540 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,920 Speaker 1: been dating, you know, a year whatever, I don't know, 541 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,280 Speaker 1: pick of time, and he came to me and said, Dad, 542 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,680 Speaker 1: I want to get married. And I would back in 543 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:50,400 Speaker 1: one thousand percent. Yeah, let's go, let's do it. But 544 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,520 Speaker 1: the pro the problem for young men and young women 545 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: at that age. And I was one. I was one. 546 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,320 Speaker 1: Look at that age, your brain is what it is. 547 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:05,200 Speaker 1: You're not totally developed yet. At nineteen, I could one 548 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,400 Speaker 1: hundred percent have seen myself bringing home a girl I 549 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: should not have married. You can. You can fall in 550 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: love with the looks and she's batt in her pretty 551 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: eyes at you. In for the ladies. You know, Oh 552 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: he's so cute eye, he's got a nice car, he's 553 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: not a look good. When you're that age, you can 554 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,799 Speaker 1: obviously make a really, really, really bad decision. It would 555 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,440 Speaker 1: depend on a case by case basis. I would never 556 00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:32,719 Speaker 1: ever ever say though that young people. I would never 557 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: put an age on it. Young people shouldn't get married. 558 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,399 Speaker 1: We are a part of the fertility crisis we are 559 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,760 Speaker 1: having here in America. And it's a very uncomfortable topic 560 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,920 Speaker 1: because people struggle to make babies. People do get started 561 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,480 Speaker 1: later in life. But part of the fertility crisis we 562 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,520 Speaker 1: have here in America is people are getting married later now, 563 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,359 Speaker 1: later than they've ever gotten married. And your fertility as 564 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: a man and a woman, it does begin to go 565 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,520 Speaker 1: down earlier than you think. And it's just the way 566 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:07,399 Speaker 1: our bodies are made biologically. You are a lot more 567 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,839 Speaker 1: fertile at twenty than you are even at thirty. I'm 568 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,520 Speaker 1: not calling thirty old, and I'm not telling you not 569 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,440 Speaker 1: to get married at thirty, get married at sixty. For 570 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,439 Speaker 1: all I care. You know, it's your life, do your thing, 571 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: but biology is what it is. Ideally you're getting married 572 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: young and staying married, and you're cranking out babies. We 573 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,759 Speaker 1: need young people to do that. Now, just allow me 574 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: to offer a word of caution before we get into 575 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,400 Speaker 1: guy has a question about Trump and what I believe 576 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: he'll be able to accomplish in his four years, and 577 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: we'll talk about the good and the bad and the 578 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: potential of that in the moment, but before I get 579 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:46,520 Speaker 1: to that, we needed to make babies. Our fertility crisis 580 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,160 Speaker 1: will end the country and we need good people making babies. 581 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,799 Speaker 1: The dirtball comedies are killing all theirs and they're not 582 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: doing it. We need to be more family focused. You know, 583 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 1: we talk about Paul and we criticize this politician and 584 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,839 Speaker 1: that politician, and this Republican and that Republican and all 585 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,720 Speaker 1: that Stuff's fine, will always do that, but to really 586 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,960 Speaker 1: truly save the country, it's going to take things beyond politics, 587 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,600 Speaker 1: things that are more important than politics. If fifty years 588 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,520 Speaker 1: from now you told me I could have only Republicans 589 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,360 Speaker 1: and the House, Senate and the presidency, or fifty years 590 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: from now we could have double the nuclear families staying 591 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,960 Speaker 1: together in this country. I'd pick nuclear family all day, 592 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,560 Speaker 1: every day, because that's what would save the country. All right, 593 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,080 Speaker 1: all right, now, let's discuss what we think Trump can 594 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 1: and can't accomplish if he wins this election in November. 595 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 1: Before we discuss that, let's discuss Fred. In case you're wondering. Yeah, 596 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,919 Speaker 1: I've been telling you about the construction we've had going 597 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 1: on in the house. We've had guys in and out 598 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,360 Speaker 1: of the house, and we had to finally get Fred 599 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,840 Speaker 1: calmed down and explain to him that these were not 600 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,879 Speaker 1: dangerous human beings. Well, I'm pleased to announce that Fred 601 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,279 Speaker 1: has made the complete transition from trying to eat them 602 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,799 Speaker 1: to now they've decided he's their dog, and now we 603 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,839 Speaker 1: don't even have to kennel him uphen they're home. He's 604 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,760 Speaker 1: just there with them at all times. 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