Speaker 1: Rooking jumbles second d women like a man who's well read. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody who's very knowledgeable about the classics, like the Green Lantern,
Speaker 1: X Men, Superman, things like that. Yeah, they love it.
Speaker 1: Jesse is on the phone with us right now, and
Speaker 1: he's having trouble getting a call back from a girl
Speaker 1: named Adrian. Apparently he thinks that his love for comic
Speaker 1: books might have turned her off. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: in a second Jesse, how are you? I wish I
Speaker 1: was doing better. I guess otherwise you wouldn't be doing
Speaker 1: a second date. Update. So the girl who you want
Speaker 1: to call to day, her name is Adrian. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: tell us how you met her. Well, we were both
Speaker 1: at a party like a month ago. She was gorgeous
Speaker 1: and seemed really cool. So we got to talk in
Speaker 1: and we got to drink in and before I love
Speaker 1: some made sure I asked her out and she said yes,
Speaker 1: and I asked her to come to my apartment because
Speaker 1: I wanted to cook her a meal. Oh wait, that
Speaker 1: was gonna be your first date? Like, that's pretty into
Speaker 1: it for a first date. Well, I figured, you know,
Speaker 1: we started talking about food and what she really liked,
Speaker 1: and then I mentioned that I liked to cook, and
Speaker 1: it just kind of led from there. That's awesome. So
Speaker 1: how did it go? I thought it went pretty well.
Speaker 1: I make this really awesome chicken casserole, like it's dish.
Speaker 1: Are you a good cook? Yeah? I mean I haven't
Speaker 1: heard any complaints. I like to cook. My mom taught
Speaker 1: me to cook, and I made this chicken casserole for
Speaker 1: you know, I made cocktails. We had candles, like I
Speaker 1: pulled out all the stops, so you made it romantic.
Speaker 1: When she walked in, she knew, like this guy is
Speaker 1: putting effort in about to get it all. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I was thinking. But did anything like that happen
Speaker 1: on your date? No? Oh uh no, it was kind
Speaker 1: of hoping. But I got a hug at the end
Speaker 1: of the night. I didn't even get a kiss. Oh
Speaker 1: you didn't. Did she linger for a long time after
Speaker 1: dinner or was it like all right, good chicken, I'm out. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: we talked after dinner, and that's kind of when the
Speaker 1: comic book thing comes up, because she kind of noticed
Speaker 1: a couple of things around my apartment and I also
Speaker 1: wear a green lantern ring, and so she kind of
Speaker 1: asked me like that. She was like, oh, that's really cool.
Speaker 1: What is that? And so I explained it to her
Speaker 1: and I wear it. Hang on one second, Jesse, you
Speaker 1: wear a green lantern ring all the time? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: because I like comic books and I like it's a
Speaker 1: long story, but I mean I have to do with
Speaker 1: green lantern and will power, and I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: the nerdiest thing in the world. It's it's up there.
Speaker 1: It's close. It may not be quite the nerdiest, but
Speaker 1: it's it's definitely in top five. All right, Well, she
Speaker 1: didn't think it was the nerdiest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I mean she thought it was okay. So and then
Speaker 1: I started showed her around my apartment and then we
Speaker 1: get to what if sectionally called the Fortress of Solitude,
Speaker 1: where I have all of my collectibles and my comic books.
Speaker 1: So you showed her yourr Fortress of Solitude and your
Speaker 1: comic book collection and everything. Yeah, I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: I took good care of that stuff, and it's all
Speaker 1: nice and mounted on walls and framed and all that
Speaker 1: good stuff. So it's put together. It's not like you're
Speaker 1: walking into a college dorm room where there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of comic books thrown around, some empty pizza boxes everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Like, I mean I have shelves on the
Speaker 1: wall and signed books and things like that and all
Speaker 1: that stuff and things in cabinets and you're a legit
Speaker 1: enthusiast and in the collector. Yeah, I mean I've collected
Speaker 1: since I was a kid, so I mean it's definitely
Speaker 1: something I'm passionate about. So I figured she's gonna find
Speaker 1: out sooner or later, and I'm not a kid of it.
Speaker 1: So I showed her the room, and she kinda got quiet,
Speaker 1: like I thought, maybe, oh, she's in awe of my collection,
Speaker 1: kind of nodded a lot and just didn't seem that
Speaker 1: thrilled by it, really, And then conversation got a little
Speaker 1: bit more strained after that. How so well, I mean
Speaker 1: before I mean it was just you know, back and forth,
Speaker 1: you know, oh yeah, you'd like that. Oh that's cool,
Speaker 1: and whereas then it just got kind of weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sort of just putting the brakes on everything, like Superman
Speaker 1: in a room full of cryptonite. Bro, that's a good reference. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Why do you think that your comic book collection would
Speaker 1: have turned her off? Though? I mean, if I had
Speaker 1: just things strown around or I was running around and
Speaker 1: like Superman underwear. Yeah, I guess I could be a thing,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's something I'm passionate about. I take
Speaker 1: care of it, and I have a nice place. So
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can think of. It may
Speaker 1: have weirded her out. I mean, I think that women
Speaker 1: appreciate a guy who definitely has interests. But if you
Speaker 1: take it to like an OCD level, or maybe she
Speaker 1: thinks you're immature. Well, I mean it's not like I
Speaker 1: play with the toys that are in there. I mean
Speaker 1: they're all on some shelves. You do wear a green
Speaker 1: lantern ring, yeah, but I mean it's le jewelry. It's
Speaker 1: not like I'm wearing a plastic thing I got. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's the only thing you can think of from
Speaker 1: your date, though, is that she might have been turned
Speaker 1: off by your love for comics. Yeah, I mean, everything
Speaker 1: else seemed to go well. She liked the food I made,
Speaker 1: she enjoyed the wine and all that good stuff. So
Speaker 1: so how many times since your date have you tried
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her. I've sent her text messages,
Speaker 1: I mean, and she'll kind of respond back with like like,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Oh, I'm just really busy. But
Speaker 1: then when I mentioned hey, let's hang out or let's
Speaker 1: get together, I get nothing back. I think that means
Speaker 1: she doesn't want to go out again. But I'm not
Speaker 1: a genius. I can't pick them all that stuff very well.
Speaker 1: That's why we'll play a song. We'll come back and
Speaker 1: call her and get your second update. Okay, thanks, I
Speaker 1: really appreciate it, ye brooking jubil in the morning. Look
Speaker 1: in the oven. It's a cake, it's a pie. No,
Speaker 1: it's Captain Casserole. That's right. Able to chop faster than
Speaker 1: a magic bullet from QVC, more powerful than the Ninja
Speaker 1: food processor, able to peel a potato with a single slice.
Speaker 1: Captain Casserole. His food hits your plate and your pants
Speaker 1: hit the floor. It's superpower. If you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for the second date update, Jesse is on the phone.
Speaker 1: Jesse is now better known as Captain Casserole. And why
Speaker 1: do I call him that? Because Jesse went out on
Speaker 1: a date with Adrian then he made her his famous
Speaker 1: chicken casserole. He says, they ate it. They had a
Speaker 1: good time, but during that date he showed her his
Speaker 1: comic book room. I guess he's a big collector of
Speaker 1: comic books. And he thinks that she might have been
Speaker 1: turned off by that because after he showed her that,
Speaker 1: the conversation seemed kind of forced, and then she left
Speaker 1: and now she will only respond to him if he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you. She responded that, but every time he
Speaker 1: asks her out, she says she's busy. So we're about
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and find out if
Speaker 1: it was the comic books that turned her off. You're
Speaker 1: ready to go, Captain Casseroll. Yeah, I just I just
Speaker 1: want to know. I mean, that's That's all I can
Speaker 1: think of, is that maybe it was. Let's not forget
Speaker 1: you're also wearing a green lantern ring to top it
Speaker 1: all off. I think it's cool. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: that big a deal. Okay, cool, Well, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and find out why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. You're ready to go? Yeah, I'm really
Speaker 1: all right, Captain Castroll. I'll be your sidekick, Kid Dyson,
Speaker 1: Captain Casserole and Kid Dyson. Yeah. It's a brand of
Speaker 1: kitchen stuff, isn't it. No, it's a vacuum cleaner. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: shows out. Well, I know I'm gonna doubt the phone
Speaker 1: right out. Hey, either way we can get all the
Speaker 1: household stuff done. I'll still be kid Dyson. All right,
Speaker 1: there we go, kids who flay? Maybe better? Yeah, it's better. Hello,
Speaker 1: how can I speak to Adrian? Please? Yes? This is
Speaker 1: she Adrian? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Um, I'm sorry, could you
Speaker 1: repeat that? Who is this? Yeah? This is Jewil from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio show. Oh uh, okay,
Speaker 1: what is its regarding? This is regarding a date that
Speaker 1: you recently went on. We do. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: it is before you get too weirded out. We do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: You recently went out with a guy named Jesse, and
Speaker 1: he emailed us about you, So we're calling to find
Speaker 1: out why you're not calling Jesse back. Well, this is
Speaker 1: really weird to be put on the spot like this.
Speaker 1: I know, I understand. Do you not want to go
Speaker 1: out with him again? I don't. Okay, I'm sorry, that's
Speaker 1: all right. It's hey, I don't care. You're not saying
Speaker 1: no to me. You're saying no to him. Why don't
Speaker 1: you want to go out with him again? Though? So,
Speaker 1: I mean I would ever do a house for dinner.
Speaker 1: And he had talked himself up as this really great cook,
Speaker 1: like one of the best in his circle friends or whatever.
Speaker 1: And yeah, he told us the same thing. He said
Speaker 1: he was a pretty good cook. And he said that
Speaker 1: he made you his signature chicken casserole. Yeah. First off,
Speaker 1: chicken casserole is not that's not a food. That's something
Speaker 1: you take to a popl That's something I was actually
Speaker 1: kind of thinking the same thing. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: a castroll. It's like a throw two meal that you
Speaker 1: do when you're like a working moms. See, I don't cook.
Speaker 1: I heard the word casserole and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: that sounds hard. But you know, you gotta get the
Speaker 1: guy a break. He's like a single dude. So I
Speaker 1: thought it was great, and like, I'm a huge foodie,
Speaker 1: but you know, if it's good, if it's delicious, cast
Speaker 1: roll like by all means you know, to change my mind,
Speaker 1: like throw prove it to me, you know. But it was,
Speaker 1: I mean, it was the worst thing I've ever chased.
Speaker 1: It really was bad. It was so bad, and he
Speaker 1: had talked it up so much. He said that you
Speaker 1: ate it and seemed to like it. Well, I was
Speaker 1: brought up in the Midwest. I have certain manners that
Speaker 1: I try to you know, Yeah, you were just you
Speaker 1: were being polite. Yeah, it was it like can of
Speaker 1: mushroom soup. Bad type of cast roll. Oh, it had
Speaker 1: to have cream of something soup. Again, I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not tracking with you, guys, because cream of anything soup
Speaker 1: sounds good to me. No, sounds delicious. No, No, that
Speaker 1: that cream and mushroom soup. But like you get at
Speaker 1: the dollar door and you pull it out and it's
Speaker 1: like this gelatinous math. My grandma used to make that,
Speaker 1: the cream and mushroom soup. I love that stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: well you like it so much, fine, but personally I
Speaker 1: would not give that slop to my dog. All right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sounds like he made a delicious meal to me,
Speaker 1: But I guess I don't get it. So is that
Speaker 1: the only reason then that you just didn't like his cooking.
Speaker 1: It's one of my deal breakers, you know. One of
Speaker 1: my priorities is that if I'm going to date someone,
Speaker 1: he needs to be able to cut. He needs to
Speaker 1: know how to cook for a woman. He needs to
Speaker 1: know how to set a table, presents a meal. All right,
Speaker 1: the comic book thing have anything to do with it.
Speaker 1: I know that you've voiced your concerns about the food.
Speaker 1: He thought the reason you didn't want to go out
Speaker 1: with him was his big comic book collection. Actually, I
Speaker 1: mean we looked at that stuff after dinner and I
Speaker 1: felt physically ill. So I was just trying to like
Speaker 1: keep it together. I have been that bad it was,
Speaker 1: and I don't understand how. I mean, I'm really worried
Speaker 1: because if that's a signature dish right all the way through,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's his pride enjoy them, Like what, what
Speaker 1: does everything else taste like? Like, I'm terrified to think
Speaker 1: about that, about that being inflicted on another woman. I
Speaker 1: feel like the second date update has turned into a
Speaker 1: Yelp review. You're just destroying him. Yeah, well, one of
Speaker 1: his friends needs to set him down because they've clearly
Speaker 1: like let him think that he's good at this. Adrian,
Speaker 1: I do have to tell you that you kind of
Speaker 1: have already told him, because he's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening. You're kidding me, No, I'm not, Jesse. There,
Speaker 1: you really didn't. You really didn't like it? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I mean I've made that for people and they love it,
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't understand. I hate through the
Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, Jesse. But they were just being
Speaker 1: nice to you because it tastes like trash. Wow thing
Speaker 1: unconscionably disgusted, Jesse. Nobody's ever told you that your food
Speaker 1: is bad before. I mean, the way Adrian is describing it,
Speaker 1: it's the worst thing on the planet. Like nobody, nobody
Speaker 1: has even said anything remotely like this at all, Dude, Jesse.
Speaker 1: She has been so mean to you, even if your
Speaker 1: food is that bad, Like, I don't know why you're
Speaker 1: still like even being nice to her at all. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, if she's right and my cooking is that bad,
Speaker 1: I mean I can't. I can't falter for being upset
Speaker 1: about it. I mean, think, like, nobody nobody's told me
Speaker 1: this before. Listen, someone needed to tell you, and someone's
Speaker 1: told you. So you can move forward now, Slas you
Speaker 1: need a class. You said class. I thought you said slap.
Speaker 1: You're like you need to slap. I was like, you
Speaker 1: want to physically assault him? Adrian, No, no. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe someone could, but no, take a class. You know,
Speaker 1: if you like to cook, you can get better. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you can. I just you can't. You can't cook
Speaker 1: for another woman like that, Like, you just can't. It's
Speaker 1: not right. What if I just had an off night,
Speaker 1: like I just wasn't up to snuff. Maybe you just
Speaker 1: didn't like that particular recipe. What if I what if
Speaker 1: we have a do over and I'll make you big ZD. No? No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not no do overs. No. Like if you can't
Speaker 1: cook a castrole to warmth in the center, I like,
Speaker 1: that's basic cooking skills is common, sit, Adrian, you should
Speaker 1: be on one of those cooking shows as a judge.
Speaker 1: Perfect for it. I just no good food and I
Speaker 1: know what I like and it's important to me. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: at this point I need to ask you, anyway, would
Speaker 1: you like to go on a second date with Jesse?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. The only way I would
Speaker 1: ever go out with Jesse again is if he took
Speaker 1: a cooking class and he completed it and I viewed
Speaker 1: the certificate with my own. Wow, Well why don't we
Speaker 1: take one together? Then you know firsthand that I've gotten better? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking the class with you because I don't
Speaker 1: need it. Frankly, you take the class, you show me
Speaker 1: the certificate. Maybe we can talk, maybe so I can
Speaker 1: call you after after I take this class. Jesse, come on, yes, fine, man?
Speaker 1: Say no, yes, only after you take a cooking class.
Speaker 1: We'll see. Okay, I'll do it, I'll jes come on, man, like, really,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go take a whole class and everything and
Speaker 1: show her certificate just to get a second date. Well,
Speaker 1: she's made a lot of good points. I mean, nobody
Speaker 1: else has told me this. At least she's upfront and
Speaker 1: honest with me about it. Yeah, but she doesn't care
Speaker 1: about like the time, the energy, the effort you put
Speaker 1: into the night. I mean, if I'm that bad then
Speaker 1: then yeah, I mean I guess she has a right
Speaker 1: to be upset. Thank you. At Least you're open to improvement,
Speaker 1: you know, like, if you want to be better, then
Speaker 1: that's something I can get on board. But will there
Speaker 1: you go? I think this is kind of a successful
Speaker 1: second date update sort of. It's so weird. I mean
Speaker 1: they always say that couples, Hey, you guys should make
Speaker 1: each other better. Doesn't matter if you do it by
Speaker 1: just degrading the other person until they do it. And
Speaker 1: that's what Adrian just did for Jesse. Thanks for he
Speaker 1: time you guys, thanks for the help. And if you
Speaker 1: guys know of any good cooking class, me know, I'll
Speaker 1: have people texted in seven eight five nine two. Where
Speaker 1: can Jesse find a good cooking class? Text message in
Speaker 1: at seven eight five nine two and says I want
Speaker 1: to fight her, talking of course, about the girl from
Speaker 1: the second date update if you missed it, This dude,
Speaker 1: Jesse wanted to call this girl named Adrian. He made
Speaker 1: her his famous chicken casserole as a date. She didn't
Speaker 1: call him back and didn't want to go out with
Speaker 1: him again because he kills in Ohida doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to cook and he's an idiot. He needs to learn
Speaker 1: how to cook for a woman, and she was just
Speaker 1: horribly rude to him. Other people texting in at seven
Speaker 1: eight five to nine two say forget cooking classes. Jesse
Speaker 1: needs to find his manhood first, because at the end
Speaker 1: of it, he's like, Okay, I'll take cooking classes and
Speaker 1: learn to get better just for you, and then can
Speaker 1: we go out And she's like, maybe we can talk
Speaker 1: about it after you take a class and prove to
Speaker 1: me that you took a class. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: just proof that guys want what they can't have or anyone,
Speaker 1: I mean women too, right, Like, maybe that's the attraction,
Speaker 1: that's all I could possibly think of. Or he just
Speaker 1: likes to be beat down, just loves it. Yeah, remember
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