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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Tompkins, calling from uber eats and I was looking

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Speaker 1: for Alan. Yeah, this is Alan. Hi Alan, my name

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Speaker 1: is Tompkins, and I'm calling from uber eats and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you, um, because I wanted to apologize I didn't

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Speaker 1: deliver your food the other night. And yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: now I'm curious, I mean, what what the hell? Man? Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you want the honest answer? Do you want me

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Speaker 1: to make up a story? Uh? Yeah, I want the

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Speaker 1: honest answer. That was a dinner for me and my wife,

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Speaker 1: and you know we were we were freaking starving. So

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Speaker 1: what happened? Um? All right, all of that is very

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Speaker 1: very well deserved. Your feelings are very valid on that

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Speaker 1: I screwed up. I should have Yeah, I didn't deliver

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Speaker 1: your food. I should have called. Uh. What happened was

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Speaker 1: I was on the way to your house and I

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Speaker 1: got in a car accident and I was this minor

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Speaker 1: fender bender. Okay, that's understandable. But why didn't you just

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Speaker 1: call and tell me? Then? Well, I mean that's totally understandable.

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Speaker 1: Do you know Okay, Well, I couldn't tell you because

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Speaker 1: it was a fender bender and the person that I

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Speaker 1: hit was former President Barack Obama's car and he got out.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, come on, you expect me to

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Speaker 1: believe you got into a fender bender with former President

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Speaker 1: Barack Obama? Kidding me? And Greg, I'm out. That's stupid.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't call you because of the special forces that

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Speaker 1: are still with him, the you know, the the what

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Speaker 1: are what do they called? The secret Service? Yet God's sake,

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Speaker 1: all right, I get I didn't get in a car

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Speaker 1: accident with former President Barack Obama. You want the actual truth?

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Speaker 1: I guess yes, I would love the actual truth. More on,

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Speaker 1: you're a little weasel. I'm going to call up and

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Speaker 1: get your cand I've got everything I need now to

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Speaker 1: call up and tell them they employ a little weasel

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Speaker 1: that is just trying to lies way out of stuff. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I said before, man up and tell me why

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Speaker 1: you didn't deliver our food. Okay, truth is, I got

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Speaker 1: hungry and I ate it, ate it seriously. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how I got hungry from from the

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Speaker 1: restaurant to where I live, which is like not even

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Speaker 1: two miles It's not even two miles even, And you

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Speaker 1: got a hungry pang so bad. Yeah you had to

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Speaker 1: eat it? Yeah yeah, So I sat outside your house

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Speaker 1: and ate it down the block outside my house. So

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Speaker 1: you literally came up my street to my house for

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Speaker 1: two people. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am getting another

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Speaker 1: call from former President Barack Obama and call another line.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that call. Um. You know what,

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Speaker 1: Just give me your full name. I need your last

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Speaker 1: name so I can report this all right. My name

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Speaker 1: is Bradley, Yeah Cooper. Somehow I doubt your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's an actor. I was lying to you again. I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry about it. I know it's an actor. Now

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Speaker 1: tell me the truth. My name is Jewel. Freshmen, this

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Speaker 1: is a phone prank. That's the apps. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your wife. Diana set you up. Diana, she

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Speaker 1: said that you didn't get your food delivered the other

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Speaker 1: night and they didn't even call you though you wanted

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Speaker 1: me to say that I ate the food. But I

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Speaker 1: really think some of those stories were legit. Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: surprised you didn't believe those The Fender vendor. That was good.

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Speaker 1: You had me until you went with the Brocco ballad

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Speaker 1: and it was just forget. It was that a bit

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Speaker 1: much wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks,