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Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the news lately, at least the

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Speaker 1: news that I made up in my head. No watch channel.

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Speaker 2: There's a larger than life caterpillar infestation and it's coming

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Speaker 2: directly our way.

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Speaker 1: So it's not cute, it's scary.

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Speaker 2: Everyone who lives in a fifteen mile radius to warn

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Speaker 2: them and let them know the city is taking care

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Speaker 2: of it in their typical city way by making everything worse.

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Speaker 1: We've got it under control. In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 3: Now, working Jeff's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Peter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is he.

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Speaker 1: He Peter. I work at the City of My name's

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Speaker 1: Max Girth.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it is everything. Okay, did I pay my bill?

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Speaker 2: Bills are all up to date as far as I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm the city arborous good.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'm the guy who deals with trees, deal with trees exactly.

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Speaker 2: So I'm reaching out to everyone in your neighborhood today

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Speaker 2: regarding the upcoming caterpillar season.

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Speaker 1: Uh okay, you're familiar.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I have to be honest, I'm not completely

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Speaker 3: up to date on the caterpillar situation.

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Speaker 4: I know we have.

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Speaker 2: It's all over the news, right Now, this year is

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Speaker 2: supposed to be the worst season for caterpillar infestation. Okay,

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Speaker 2: and your area, in particular where you live, is going

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Speaker 2: to be a hotbed for those furry little things.

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Speaker 3: Whoa language.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's warranted.

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Speaker 2: You do not want to mess with those little pieces

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Speaker 2: of lete your whole house down right to the studs.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I guess I didn't understand the severity of this.

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Speaker 3: So you're saying, you're saying.

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Speaker 1: It huge, huge deal.

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Speaker 2: So the city's trying to be more proactive about the

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Speaker 2: whole thing. We're going to be in your neighborhood on uh,

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Speaker 2: let's see on.

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Speaker 1: Thursday, to cut down most of your trees.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what, the only way to deal with these future

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Speaker 2: little badgards is to knock their homes down before they

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Speaker 2: show up.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to cut down my trees. It's my property.

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Speaker 3: You can't just come and cut down my trees.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess technically you're right. I'll probably have

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Speaker 2: one of my guys do it so it won't be

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Speaker 2: me per se. No, but the trees are going down.

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Speaker 3: You're not listening to me. You're not cutting down my trees.

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Speaker 3: My family loves my trees. We have a swing hanging

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Speaker 3: from one of my trees. My kids love. I love

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Speaker 3: my trees. You're not cutting them down.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 2: You know what the city twenty minutes up north from you,

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Speaker 2: they had the same issue with caterpillars back in twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, happy know many people still live there.

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Speaker 3: Ah, I don't have the population chart in front of me.

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Speaker 2: I mean it is still a lot technically more than before,

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Speaker 2: but it was it was pretty bad.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, they weren't happy about it. I'm confused exactly.

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Speaker 2: That's why I'm in charge. I'm going to make the decisions,

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Speaker 2: all right. Do you trust me?

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Speaker 3: I do not.

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Speaker 1: Do you trust the city?

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Speaker 3: Not really?

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Speaker 1: Because we've made great choices in the past.

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Speaker 2: Oh remember the traffic roundabout that we put in.

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Speaker 3: The one that took two years and blocked up traffic?

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Speaker 2: I mean, okay, did it take a long time? Was

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Speaker 2: it two million dollars over budget?

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Speaker 1: Sure? But it's cool. Now. Have you seen the fountain?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean what what does the fountain in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the roundabout have to do with caterpillars in my trees?

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Speaker 1: And it's proof that the city makes good decisions.

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Speaker 3: Now, my question is ighly doubt that well.

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Speaker 1: Start coming around.

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Speaker 2: I want to know when is it best for us

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Speaker 2: to deliver the cardboard trees.

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Speaker 3: Like fake trees?

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Speaker 2: Kidding me, We're going to make big cardboard cutouts so

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Speaker 2: those little things they can nest.

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Speaker 4: You're telling me that we are in the midst of

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Speaker 4: an encroaching caterpillar invasion. You need to take my trees

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Speaker 4: down and you're gonna put up fox fake cardboard trees.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The only the only way to beat the caterpillars is

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Speaker 2: to punk them.

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Speaker 3: What punk?

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Speaker 2: They're gonna climb up to the very top and then boom,

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Speaker 2: whole thing falls down.

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Speaker 1: Catterpunk?

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Speaker 4: Did you just say? Catterpunk?

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Speaker 2: Caterpillars are very responsive to slapstick humor.

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Speaker 3: It's just a weird thing for an arborist to say.

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Speaker 2: I just is it a weird thing for a radio

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Speaker 2: host to say? Who's doing a prank phone call?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never had a radio host call

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Speaker 3: me into a.

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Speaker 2: Prece You have had a radio host call you right now?

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Speaker 2: Because my name is jeff from looking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: This is a phone tab dude.

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Speaker 3: What what what?

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Speaker 1: It's a joke?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Yeah, Dude, your sister Savannah sets you

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Speaker 2: up because she knew how upset you'd get if the

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Speaker 2: city said they were gonna mess with your trees, so

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Speaker 2: she told us to mess with you.

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Speaker 4: Are you allowed to say those foul words on the radio?

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Speaker 1: Now, what do you mean foul words? Those are sentence enhancers.

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Speaker 1: The Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,