1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred do 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: ui away dot Com or call eight hundred do you 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: y away. 7 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 2: You guys seen the news lately? Yeah, sure, at least 8 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,960 Speaker 2: the news that I made up in my head. Oh no, channel, 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: there's a larger than life caterpillar infestation and it's coming 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 2: directly our way. So it's not cute. It's scary. Everyone 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 2: who lives in a fifteen mile radius to warn them 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 2: and let them know the city is taking care of it. 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 2: I'm in their typical city way by making everything worse 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 2: that we've got it under control. In your phone tap 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 2: right now. 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: It's another. 17 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 2: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Peters. Yeah, 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 2: this is he Peter. I work at the City of 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 2: My name is Max Girth. 20 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is everything Okay? Did I pay my bill? 21 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 2: Bills are all up to date as far as I know. 22 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 2: I'm the city arborousk oh okay, Yeah, I'm the guy 23 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 2: who deals with trees deal with trees, right, Huh exactly. 24 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 2: So I'm reaching out to everyone in your neighborhood today 25 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: regarding the upcoming caterpillar season. Uh, okay, you're familiar. 26 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,119 Speaker 3: I mean I have to be honest, I'm not completely 27 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 3: up to date on the caterpillar situation. 28 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: I know we have you, Okay, It's all over the 29 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 2: news right now. This year is supposed to be the 30 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,920 Speaker 2: worst season for caterpillar infestation. Okay, and your area, in 31 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,680 Speaker 2: particular where you live, is going to be a hotbed 32 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: for those furry little. 33 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 3: Things whoa language. 34 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it's warranted. You do not want to 35 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 2: mess with those little pieces of delete your whole house 36 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 2: down right to the studs. 37 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 3: Wow, I guess I didn't understand the severity of this. 38 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 3: So you're saying, you're saying. 39 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 2: It's a huge, huge deal. So the city's trying to 40 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 2: be more proactive about the whole thing. We're going to 41 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 2: be in your neighborhood on let's see, on Thursday, to 42 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:17,239 Speaker 2: cut down most of your trees. Wait, what the only 43 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 2: way to deal with these future little backards is to 44 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 2: knock their homes down before they show up. 45 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,920 Speaker 3: You're not going to cut down my trees it's my property. 46 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 3: You can't just come and cut down my trees. 47 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, I guess technically you're right. I'll probably 48 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 2: have one of my guys do it so it won't 49 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 2: be me per se. No, but the trees are going down. 50 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 3: You're not listening to me. You're not cutting down my trees. 51 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 3: My family loves my trees. We have a swing hanging 52 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 3: from one of my trees. My kids love. I love 53 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 3: my trees. You're not cutting them down. 54 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,399 Speaker 2: Listen. You know what. The city twenty minutes up north 55 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 2: from you, they had the same issue with caterpillars back 56 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 2: in twenty fifteen, and you know what, happy You know 57 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 2: many people still live there. 58 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 3: Ah, I don't have the population are in front of me. 59 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 2: I mean it is still a lot, technically more than before. 60 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 2: But it was it was pretty bad. Wait wait, wait, 61 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: they weren't happy about it. 62 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 3: I'm confused exactly. 63 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 2: That's why I'm in charge. I'm going to make the decisions, 64 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 2: all right. Do you trust me? 65 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 3: I do not. 66 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 2: Do you trust the city at the moment, not really, 67 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,679 Speaker 2: because we've made great choices in the past. 68 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 3: Oh do you ever at. 69 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 2: The traffic roundabout that we put in. 70 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 3: The one that took two years and blocked up traffic. 71 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 2: I mean, okay, did it take a long time? Was 72 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 2: it two million dollars over budget? Sure? But it's cool. Now. 73 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 2: Have you seen the fountain? Yeah? 74 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: I mean, what what does the fountain in the middle 75 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 3: of the roundabout have to do with caterpillars in my trees? 76 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 2: And it's proof that the city makes good decisions. Now, 77 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 2: my question is I doubt that well start coming around. 78 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 2: I want to know when is it best for us 79 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 2: to deliver the cardboard trees. 80 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 3: Like fake trees. 81 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 2: We're going to make big cardboard cutouts so those little 82 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 2: things they can nest. 83 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 3: You're telling me that we are in the midst of 84 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 3: an encroaching caterpillar invasion. You need to take my trees 85 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 3: down and you're gonna put up faux, fake cardboard trees. 86 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. The only the only way to beat the caterpillars 87 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 2: is to punk them. 88 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,039 Speaker 3: Wait what to punk? What? 89 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 2: They're gonna climb up to the very top and then boom, 90 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 2: whole thing falls down? Catterpunk? 91 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 3: Did you just say caterpunk? 92 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 2: Caterpillars are very responsive to slapstick humor. 93 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 3: That's just a weird thing for an arborist to say. 94 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 2: I just is it a weird thing for a radio 95 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 2: host to say, who's doing a prank phone call? 96 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. 97 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,599 Speaker 2: I've never had a radio host call me into a 98 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 2: You have had a radio host call you right now? 99 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: Because my name is jeff from looking Jeffrey in the Morning. 100 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 2: This is a phone tap, dude? 101 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 3: What what? 102 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 1: What? 103 00:04:55,160 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 2: It's a joke. Wait a minute, Yeah, dude, your sister 104 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 2: Savannah set you up because she knew how upset you'd 105 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: get if the city said they were going to mess 106 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 2: with your trees, so she told us to mess with you. 107 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 3: Are you allowed to say those foul words on the radio? 108 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 2: Now? What do you mean foul words? Those are sentence enhancers? 109 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: Wake Up? 110 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 3: Every morning was fook taps weekday mornings on the twenties 111 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.