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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And is there anything more obnoxious

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Speaker 1: than getting phone calls from your old high school or

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Speaker 1: university asking if you want to donate some money? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, especially my husband's private college. Okay, do you

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Speaker 1: know how many bills we had to pay off in

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Speaker 1: the student loan debt already? This is why I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to pay the alumni. They're relentless. And

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Speaker 1: the worst part is when you actually are generous and

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Speaker 1: you do decide to give something, it only makes them

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Speaker 1: call you more. Yeah. Oh my god, Well that's exactly

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Speaker 1: what's about to happen to a guy who recently donated

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Speaker 1: to his old alma mater. And now I'm calling him

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Speaker 1: back with some bad news. I mean, it's good news

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Speaker 1: a brand new phone tap right now, the twenty Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Alex from university's financial department. I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: speak with Michael. Hi. Michael, first of all, wanted to

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Speaker 1: say this one's going to take long, but on behalf

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Speaker 1: of the university. Just wanted to thank you for your

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Speaker 1: contributions that you've made to the school over the years.

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Speaker 1: My pleasure. You know, I try to get back whenever

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Speaker 1: I can, so half it along, right. We appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: and surprisingly we're not asking you for more money today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. Okay, yeah, yeah, just a little joke

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Speaker 1: we have here in the alumni department. No extra money today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So I was calling because we actually ended

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Speaker 1: up making a tenC air in regards to your last donation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what what error? We're really embarrassed about it. But when

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Speaker 1: one of our students spoke to you last week, you

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Speaker 1: pledged one hundred dollars, right, yeah, a little problem. She

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Speaker 1: typed a few extra zeros by accident, so when we

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Speaker 1: put the payment through, it ended up being ten grand.

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Speaker 1: Are you reversing it? Well no, but we are very sorry,

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Speaker 1: so I hope you can. I'm sorry that you guys

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Speaker 1: made that mistake. But I need you guys to fix

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Speaker 1: that because obviously I don't have ten thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: give to the university. I mean, I love you guys

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Speaker 1: like well, actually I spoke with our capital campaign chairperson

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Speaker 1: and they said just go with it. So you go

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Speaker 1: with it? What kind of a what kind of a

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Speaker 1: philosophy is that he's in charge? I was surprised too

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Speaker 1: when you kill it. Okay, you have to change this.

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Speaker 1: This is not my problem. You guys messed this up.

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Speaker 1: This is not Michael. Relax. I'm on your side. Feeling

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Speaker 1: nine nine hundred dollars from me. I understand your frustration,

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Speaker 1: but can I just talk for one second because I

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Speaker 1: can tell you they're thinking behind this. Okay, you guys

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Speaker 1: are smart. Why don't you tell me what you're thinking?

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Speaker 1: Is so the university feels that because we allowed you

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Speaker 1: to have such a superior education here, the least that

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Speaker 1: you could do is donate one hundred dollars a month. No,

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Speaker 1: you're following me. Unacceptable? Okay, So if you extrapolate that

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Speaker 1: out to the ten grand mistake, at one hundred grand

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Speaker 1: a month, that comes out to around eight point three

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Speaker 1: years of donations that sounds like a jail sentence. It's

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Speaker 1: great news in charge of finance, but let me talk

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Speaker 1: to them. Okay, this is ridiculous. No, it means we

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Speaker 1: won't call and bug you for eight point three years

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Speaker 1: as long as we get to keep your money. So

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Speaker 1: that's a win win. Who is the How is that

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Speaker 1: a win win? Because why we get the money and

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Speaker 1: then you don't get calls asking for money. Maybe if

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Speaker 1: you called me again, then maybe I would give you

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Speaker 1: one hundred dollars if I was feeling generous, but not

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna be doing stupid stuff like this. So

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Speaker 1: you're saying you'd like to give an extra hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: per month on top of the ten thousand you already doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking away the money. Not only am I not

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Speaker 1: giving you ten thousand, I'm not paying eight point three

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Speaker 1: years or whatever the hell you're talking about. I'm taking

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Speaker 1: away the initial one hundred dollars and I'm gonna talk

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Speaker 1: to my accountant and see if I can take away

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Speaker 1: any month that I've given you up until now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck agree to disagree? What was your name,

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Speaker 1: sir again, what was your name? My name's Alex. And

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Speaker 1: if I could just be honest with you for a second, Mike,

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Speaker 1: the university is going through some tough times right now.

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Speaker 1: We're all going through a tough time. Just please hear

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Speaker 1: me out. Do you know how hard it is to

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Speaker 1: raise money for an indoor ultimate frisbee field in this economy?

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Speaker 1: Everything you say makes me want to come over there

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Speaker 1: and punch you in the face. Michael, do you do

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Speaker 1: you even play ultimate frisbee? Because I think you would

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Speaker 1: be able to sympathize if you play. Do you know

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Speaker 1: you know the wind here can be the dickens, Alex.

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Speaker 1: He is just blowing all over the place. It's almost

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Speaker 1: impossible to host a game in January. Listen to me, Alex,

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Speaker 1: and the ten thousand dollars that you have generously decided

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Speaker 1: to donate is going to go straight to that. All

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Speaker 1: the frisbee players are gonna feel so happy knowing that

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Speaker 1: Michael donated ten thousand dollars. Michael, you shut up. To

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Speaker 1: shut up, Michael, you shut up, you shut up, You

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Speaker 1: shut up. Michael, tell me to shut up. You shut up, Micha,

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Speaker 1: shut up, shut your mouth. Stop you stop, stop, shut up.

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Speaker 1: Michael Power is someone who worked at a university talking

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Speaker 1: to me like this. Okay, that's because I don't work

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Speaker 1: at the university, Michael, I worked for a radio station.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell's going on here right now.

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Speaker 1: What's going on here right now is I'm phone tapping you?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone tap. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a prank. Your wife, Sandra set you up

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Speaker 1: because she said you're complaining about the university calling you

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Speaker 1: all the time and asking for money. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what the hell, it's all a joke. I'm gonna get

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Speaker 1: her back so bad. You wanted to punch me in

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Speaker 1: the face, didn't you. Ah? Yeah, I wanted to punch

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Speaker 1: you in the face. I wanted to do a lot

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Speaker 1: more than that. Dude, you are you have a lot

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Speaker 1: of aggression. Maybe you could channel that aggression into joining

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Speaker 1: the school's ultimate frisbee team. Oh god, you know what, dude,

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Speaker 1: anything is better than paying ten grands. Oh yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: be there wake up every morning with funk taps weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Holy on removing ninety two point

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