1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: It's another edition of Bombing with Me eric Andre, the 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: podcast where I talk to friends, comedians, musicians, and more 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,559 Speaker 1: creative types about their most embarrassing and cringe moments on stage. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: This week I talked a good pound Nicky Glazer. She's 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: funny and hilarious and has her own show, The Nicky 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: Glazer Podcast, also on the Big Money Players Network. She's 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: my pods sister from Another Mister. Also, she's the host 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 1: of fuck Boy Island on the CW. We talk about 9 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: the time she fainted on stage at the Just for 10 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: Laps comedy festival in Charming, Montreal, and how to avoid 11 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: panty lines and get pussy juice on your pants. Her words, 12 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: not mine. You know the deal. We publish new episodes 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: every week. Rate us five stars and check out Big 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive weekly 15 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:44,920 Speaker 1: bonus content plus ad free episodes. Let's get into it. 16 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 2: Bombing with aeric Andre. 17 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 3: Do you know the premise of this podcast is called Bombing? 18 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 4: Yeah? 19 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 3: I do. 20 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 4: I've thought about some bombs. 21 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 3: And I just want to know what the worst bomb 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 3: you've ever had is. 23 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 4: I think I black out. Really bad things happened to me, but. 24 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: Black it back in Girl, Wipe It in Okay. 25 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 4: But the worst time I fainted on stage was probably 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 4: the biggest I've ever bombed. 27 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,120 Speaker 1: You fainted on stage live, That's my worst nightmare. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,920 Speaker 4: It was the first time I ever fainted. I didn't 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 4: even know it could be a thing that I would 30 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 4: ever happen to me, and it was. It was so bad. 31 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: What happened. I was doing a gig. 32 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 4: It was two thousand and seven. It was right before 33 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 4: the Montreal Comedy Festival, right before that week, and I 34 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 4: had got New Faces, which is a thing that's like 35 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 4: welcome to the industry. It's Nicky Glazer, and it's like 36 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 4: you're being presented. It's so much pressure going to Montreal 37 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 4: to get flown out there. It's like you're you really 38 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 4: feel like it's your like star search moment. You're one chance, 39 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 4: you're one shot. 40 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: They fly you out spirit air, middle seat, three connecting plates. 41 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, they dive you. No predamn, it's uh. And then 42 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 4: you do one five minute set, so. 43 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 3: You had to pay for your own hotel. 44 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 4: I think you actually did at some point. 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: I don't even pay for you to go. 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 4: And you do five minutes on a packed show with 47 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 4: fifteen other people and Tom Poppa is hosting, and you 48 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 4: go out into a crowd of French people in the 49 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 4: industry and they're not great and the room is big 50 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 4: and echoey and weird. And I was too young. The 51 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 4: thing is, you want to be old in your class 52 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 4: of new faces. What year do you go? 53 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that. 54 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,120 Speaker 4: You want to be the best, and whoever's the best 55 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 4: is usually the oldest. What you don't want to be 56 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 4: the old old man? That is like we have one novels, 57 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 4: like sixty year old fan, But you want to be 58 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:35,399 Speaker 4: the person who's been doing stand up the longest relatively. 59 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't think about that. Maybe I went too early. 60 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 4: A lot of us did. 61 00:02:38,919 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 1: I did Aspen Comedy Festival. Yeah, okay, hbo Aspen Company 62 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: Festival in two thousand and six. I'd been doing comedy 63 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: for three years. 64 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 4: Oh wow, wait, so that you did? 65 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 2: Not? 66 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 4: That did not pop you. 67 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm still working a temp job and waiting tables. 68 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 4: It helped, it did help. 69 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 3: I got an agent on them. 70 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 4: Oh that's good. 71 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got an agent. It was the first time 72 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: I got like representation. But I wasn't making Buckoo Box 73 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: at all. 74 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 4: You didn't sign any deals did. 75 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,360 Speaker 1: Not sign any deals. No, so wait you how did 76 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: you faint? 77 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 4: So weeks leading up to this, I was so nervous, 78 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 4: so I was having like a raging eating disorder. I 79 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 4: was like not eating all day, and then I was 80 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 4: like running after work and I was temping at a 81 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 4: jobs and I was falling asleep constantly because I was 82 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 4: so malnourished, and I was smoking so much weed, and 83 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 4: just like literally my diet was like weed and like 84 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 4: a froio every day. And then sometimes I'd let myself 85 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 4: eat a full meal if I was getting it for free, 86 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 4: because I was doing a show where they give you 87 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 4: a meal, and that would be by my one, like 88 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 4: I'm gonna go bananas because it's free. So I was 89 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 4: doing Hennesses, which is a restaurant in Dana Point, which 90 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 4: is like in the o C. And I had drove 91 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 4: there after work. I also had run after work and 92 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 4: smoked weed right before I left, so I drive down there. 93 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 4: I haven't eaten all day. 94 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 3: Fucking it, You're wild, wild. 95 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 4: Out of control, trying to have so much control, thinking 96 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:57,560 Speaker 4: I'm killing it. 97 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 3: Did you drink in these days? 98 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 4: I did, but I I wasn't planning on drinking. Then 99 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 4: I think when I was in control phases of like 100 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 4: I gotta lock it in. I'm doing Montreal, I would 101 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 4: like lessen the drinking, weed, smoke, more diet, like control 102 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 4: control and so, and I think drinking was like that 103 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 4: will make me fat. So I was just like I 104 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 4: thought being skinny enough was gonna get me something there 105 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 4: or make me funnier. I don't know what the fuck. 106 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 4: So I got to the show and I was I 107 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,279 Speaker 4: was like, I knew that I was feeling weak, and 108 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 4: I was like, I need to order. So I ordered 109 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 4: right away and they go, you can go up next, 110 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 4: and I was like, I really need to eat something, 111 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 4: and They're like, just go up next and then your food. 112 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 4: I'll be ready when you're done. I was like, okay, 113 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 4: So I go up and right when I'm up there, 114 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 4: I start to kind of feel like, oh God, but 115 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 4: I don't know the feeling, and I'm kind of having 116 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 4: cognitive issues for the first time I think ever, maybe 117 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 4: where like you can't think of what you're saying, and 118 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 4: you don't at first, you start panicking because you're like, 119 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 4: why am I not thinking what I'm saying? So then 120 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,159 Speaker 4: you can't think of what you're saying because you're panicking 121 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,719 Speaker 4: about you're not thinking so it. And then the tunnel 122 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 4: vision started and that's when I was like, oh, oh, 123 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 4: systems are shutting down. And I just said to the 124 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 4: front row, I was like I think I'm gonna faint, 125 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 4: and I go, is that is that awkward? And then 126 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 4: this woman just goes yeah, and I was like it 127 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 4: is and then I just boom. And then I had 128 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 4: a dream that I was in the ocean and that 129 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 4: I was like washing up on the shore, but it 130 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,159 Speaker 4: was like me like falling against this like fucking railing 131 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 4: that was behind me because there was nothing else. And 132 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 4: then it was the guys like coming up to catch 133 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 4: me because I was like just crumpled on stage. And 134 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,120 Speaker 4: then I had a dream after the waves crashing, which 135 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 4: lasted a really long time. I had a dream that 136 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 4: I fainted on stage and I was like that's embarrassing. 137 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 4: And then you know when you wake up from a 138 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 4: dream and you're like thank God that didn't happen, like 139 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 4: you're like yes, So I just I had that moment 140 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 4: of like, oh I got it in faint on stage, 141 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 4: and then I woke up and I'm like, oh, it's real, 142 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 4: and it was like the worst realization. It was I've 143 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 4: never had it where you think a nightmare is a 144 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,800 Speaker 4: nightmare and and then it turns into real It was 145 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 4: the first time, and I was it was so embarrassing. 146 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 4: The room was dead quiet. I think I woke up 147 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,479 Speaker 4: from like the quiet, and and I was like murmuring 148 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 4: I was abdic into the microphone because I think and 149 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:04,720 Speaker 4: I'm not. I think I just wanted to generate some 150 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaker 4: kind of excuse that wasn't like I'm anorexic, you know, 151 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 4: like I just think that my brain was trying. So 152 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,600 Speaker 4: they were all like, you're diabetic. I'm like, what, No, 153 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 4: And then I ran into the bathroom because I was 154 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 4: so embarrassed. And I'm in the stall and I'm just 155 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,279 Speaker 4: like it's right off the stage and there's like hundreds 156 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 4: of people in this room. This is a big and 157 00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:22,919 Speaker 4: they're all eating dinner. They're all eating like their shrimp platters, 158 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 4: and it's dead silent on stage and I'm in this 159 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 4: stall and I'm by myself. No one's else is in there, 160 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 4: and I was just like, my life is over. Like 161 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 4: for some reason, I thought this would get out and 162 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 4: people would be like, she's a liability and it was 163 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 4: just felt it was wrapped up in my eating disorder 164 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 4: at the time too, Like fainting is like really like 165 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 4: I had been anarexic for so many years and never 166 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 4: fainted and kind of prided myself on it because that's 167 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,080 Speaker 4: when people are like, you need help, you're fainting, and 168 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 4: I like never got to that level. So this is 169 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 4: the first time that I was like, oh god, my 170 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 4: disease is like ruining my life and making it so 171 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 4: I can't stand up, Like this is embarrassing, so I would. 172 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 4: Then I was in. Then I got surge of anger, 173 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 4: anger because I was so embarrassed, you know, like that 174 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 4: Dane Cook joke of like when you trip and you're 175 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,080 Speaker 4: like what the fuck with like the side where you 176 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 4: get like mad at whatever's behind you, but you're really 177 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 4: just so embarrassed. So then I just was like filled 178 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 4: with anger because I was just like so fucked too 179 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 4: many feelings. And I burst out the doors of the 180 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 4: women's room and I go fucking out to this room 181 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 4: of people that are just like sitting there with it 182 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,239 Speaker 4: waiting for me to come out because they're worried. 183 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 3: But I didn't end. 184 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 4: And then I shot straight to the right and I 185 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 4: went into the kitchen to be like that, I hate blocked, 186 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 4: Like I was just like crazy yelling I'm not this 187 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,560 Speaker 4: type of person. But it was just an overwhelming I've 188 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 4: never felt so embarrassed. I've never had something happen to 189 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 4: me like that. I came to my senses inside I'm 190 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 4: like stuffing bread into my face in the kitchen, and 191 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 4: then I'm like, oh my god, there's only one way 192 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 4: out of this kitchen. I gotta go back through. And 193 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 4: I was so already like calmed down to feel like 194 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,800 Speaker 4: that was really embarrassing. How I like just that it happened, 195 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 4: but also how I responded like this is awful. And 196 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 4: so then I just he bishly walked out of the 197 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 4: room and everyone like applauded, and I was like, oh god, ever, 198 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 4: now I'm getting credit for like we're walking. This was 199 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 4: so embarrassing. And then I had to convince them all 200 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 4: I was okay to drive home. I'm like, no, I swear, 201 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 4: but I couldn't say what it was. I was like 202 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 4: it was because I didn't eat all day, Like I 203 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 4: was just too embarrassed of it. But yeah, and then 204 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 4: that has happened to me one other time, but I knew. 205 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 4: I like took an edible once in Montreal actually, but 206 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 4: years and years later, and it hadn't had nothing to 207 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 4: do with my diet. But like an edible kicked in 208 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 4: as I was on stage because the show was earlier 209 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,600 Speaker 4: than I thought, and I wanted to kick in when 210 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 4: I was on a treadmill, but instead I missed. I 211 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 4: think called me while I was on a treadmill and 212 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 4: we're like, you're up next, and I'm like, what the fuck? 213 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 4: So I ran over to the theater and I was like, 214 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 4: I didn't eat again. I didn't eat and i'd you know, 215 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 4: a snack beforehand, and the edible kicked on in stage 216 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 4: and I was just like on stage, I go, I 217 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 4: think I'm gonna faint, so I'm gonna hold onto the stool. 218 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,319 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be right back, but I do need the 219 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,560 Speaker 4: house to come back. And I'm like not really making sense. 220 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,560 Speaker 4: And Robert Kelly is downstairs after it just brought me 221 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,920 Speaker 4: on stage. He's downstairs taking a shit in the bowels 222 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,120 Speaker 4: of this like content of this like castle, you know, 223 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 4: like Saint Kathleen or whatever it is. So he was 224 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 4: like midship and everyone's like, you got to go back 225 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 4: to health scare, She's gonna faint. Then I walked off 226 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,199 Speaker 4: stage and I just chugged a coke. That was easier 227 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,679 Speaker 4: because I was just like, I've been through this before, 228 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,839 Speaker 4: this happens and it didn't. But just totally fainting is 229 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 4: was the It was the worst moment of my life. 230 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: I think that's one is that when you started getting 231 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 1: help for your eating disorder, no you kept. 232 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 4: Going yeah, like because it wasn't. 233 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 3: Rock bottom, I can go farther deeper. 234 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,960 Speaker 4: There wasn't time to hit rock bottom because I had 235 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,800 Speaker 4: to go to Montreal Comedy Festival. I'm not gonna start 236 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 4: like going to meetings right on that or whatever I 237 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 4: needed to. 238 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 3: Mean, like around that time, were. 239 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 4: You like, oh, you know, no, because it was off 240 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,480 Speaker 4: and on. Like mine would just always switch. I'd go 241 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,800 Speaker 4: from like starving myself to over exercising to then binging 242 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 4: to throwing up to so it just would like change, 243 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,040 Speaker 4: it would morph. Getting Actually I got actual help when 244 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 4: I was really really sick and almost died. Like that 245 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,320 Speaker 4: was years prior, when I was nineteen twenty. I like 246 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 4: really got out of the phases where it was going 247 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 4: to kill me. And then I which is so. 248 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 1: Great, like your hair falling out and stuff. 249 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,360 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like I was hospitalized and stuff. It was 250 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:10,959 Speaker 4: it was gnarly. I was gonna die. 251 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:11,920 Speaker 3: I didn't know it was that bad. 252 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,719 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so bad. But I got out of it, 253 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,599 Speaker 4: and then I started doing stand up and with it 254 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 4: kind of. 255 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 2: Bumming me out. 256 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:18,880 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest with you, like, I'm sorry. 257 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,760 Speaker 3: Do you have any idea what I'm going through right now? 258 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 4: This is always happens to me when I start telling 259 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 4: my truth. My whole life is just me trying to 260 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 4: tell people this, and I'm just being like I was 261 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,439 Speaker 4: having a really good day and I'm just trying to 262 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,920 Speaker 4: keep it high vibes. I'm like, you wanted to know. 263 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,839 Speaker 3: That's hard core. I didn't know it was like hardcore 264 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 3: like that. 265 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I got out of like I'm not going 266 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,360 Speaker 4: to die from this so I can still do comedy, 267 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,840 Speaker 4: because I cared enough about comedy that I was like, 268 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 4: I don't want to die from this. Before I was like, 269 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 4: please kill me. This is hell because I couldn't eat. 270 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 3: Where did that come from? 271 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 2: You know? 272 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:56,760 Speaker 4: Being insecure, being a perfectionist OCD, losing a friend of 273 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 4: suicide in high school? Oh, you didn't being scared to 274 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 4: leave home, around college, not feeling like I had any talent, 275 00:11:02,679 --> 00:11:04,120 Speaker 4: not being able to pursue it. Like it was just 276 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 4: stemmed from a lot of things of like I need 277 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 4: control in my life, and so it just showed up 278 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:10,960 Speaker 4: in that way of like, oh, I'll just be the 279 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,920 Speaker 4: best at not eating, and I really was. I was 280 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 4: quite good at it. 281 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,840 Speaker 3: Were you so tired and weak and angry? 282 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 4: Oh dude, it sucks so much. Whenever anyone sees someone 283 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 4: that is anorexic, please have a little compassion for them. 284 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,160 Speaker 4: And I know it's like so confusing because you're like, 285 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 4: eat something. All I can tell you is they can't. 286 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense. And I still don't think it 287 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,400 Speaker 4: makes sense when I see people that are that thin. 288 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 4: I'm literally like the same person I used to hate 289 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 4: when they would say it to me and like eat 290 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 4: a cheeseburger, but it it's out of your control and 291 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,920 Speaker 4: they're cold and they're hungry, and you know how, you 292 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,239 Speaker 4: get like a little bit, you get angry like Snickers commercials. 293 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,680 Speaker 4: Picture that all the time, NonStop, and it's never gonna 294 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,559 Speaker 4: end because you're never gonna eat again. And you know that, 295 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 4: and so you're in for a lifetime of suffering. There 296 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,720 Speaker 4: is no exit. 297 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 3: How do you survive like that? 298 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,640 Speaker 4: It's like it sucks, dude. 299 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 1: You need nutrients, your cells need nutrients. 300 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 4: Oh and I was I don't know. Yeah, it's it. 301 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 4: It shocks me. 302 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 2: Now. 303 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,440 Speaker 4: Now I'm in a part of my recovery. It's not 304 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,280 Speaker 4: like perfect, but I thank god. I'm in a phase 305 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,600 Speaker 4: of like, I never get to starve. So if I'm hungry, 306 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,280 Speaker 4: I like have to eat. I don't get to like, 307 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 4: I don't get to answer that little part of my 308 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 4: brain where it's like this feels pretty good. You're not 309 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,320 Speaker 4: eating right now and you're getting that light headed feeling 310 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 4: and that feels that you're losing weight, Like I don't 311 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 4: get to chase that anymore. So that's like my rule 312 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 4: for myself. 313 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 3: What do you do? 314 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,720 Speaker 1: Intuitive? 315 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, because that but that leads to you being like 316 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 4: I only need to eat once a day and give 317 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 4: an anorexic I, you know, intermittent fasting diet and she 318 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 4: will run with it until it's anorexia. 319 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:40,400 Speaker 2: Sure. 320 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's what I loved When intermittent fasting came out. 321 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:47,679 Speaker 4: I was like, I'm like never, I mean, I could 322 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,319 Speaker 4: be anrexic again. Yeah, it's back, baby, and now it's 323 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 4: got a name, and Joe Rogan's talking about it, and 324 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 4: everyone who's anyone knows that this is like, you know, 325 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:57,920 Speaker 4: Tim Ferris, this is the what weight he's telling us 326 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 4: to do. So it felt I got back into it 327 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 4: and like and then I got out of it again, 328 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,280 Speaker 4: but it always comes back. But yeah, that was I 329 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 4: think in terms of bombing, that just that's the most 330 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 4: uncomfortable I've ever been on stage. And I felt really 331 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,679 Speaker 4: just bad. 332 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 2: With Arecodre. With Arecodre. 333 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:27,960 Speaker 3: What's the most wasted you ever been on stage? 334 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:28,439 Speaker 1: Oh? 335 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,080 Speaker 4: Man, that's a really good question. 336 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 3: Have you been wasted on stage? 337 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 2: Yeah? 338 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:32,679 Speaker 4: For sure? 339 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,440 Speaker 3: Like what stone drunk? 340 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 4: What drunk? I used to I quit drinking when I 341 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 4: was twenty seven, but before then I would get pretty 342 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 4: damn wasted and not really ever on stage. 343 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,200 Speaker 3: I remember we used to call you wasted, Nikki. 344 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,400 Speaker 4: No, did you really? 345 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 3: No? No, I don't don't. 346 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding you. I like, that's why I 347 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,760 Speaker 4: quit drinking. And something like this is not a good 348 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,840 Speaker 4: look and people will start talking about how you're no 349 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,040 Speaker 4: fun to be around, or you're like obnoxious, or you 350 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 4: make you make too many friends, and you like make 351 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 4: too many promises, You're too fun. 352 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 3: When were you like trash hold on stage? 353 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 4: I don't think on stage I can remember because I 354 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,760 Speaker 4: used to get black out drunk, you know, So it's 355 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,200 Speaker 4: like I don't even know that i'd remember it if 356 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 4: I if I were. I think that there have been 357 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,360 Speaker 4: times that I'm like so high on stage, but that's 358 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 4: always like pretty fun and in like a challenge. 359 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,640 Speaker 1: So all the blackouts, you don't remember any of them. 360 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,120 Speaker 1: Do you remember being super Stone on stage or A? 361 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely Stone. But I think stoned is like 362 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 4: I don't get anxious from doing stand up anymore. So 363 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,760 Speaker 4: sometimes I smoke a little weed beforehand because I like, 364 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 4: I think the feeling of anxiety of being like I'm 365 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 4: nervous about this performance like makes me a better comedian 366 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 4: and a better performer because I care. So sometimes I 367 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 4: smoke a little weed so that I get like, oh, 368 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,280 Speaker 4: what if something happens. It feels like I'm kind of 369 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 4: walking on a tight rope out there, and like whoa, 370 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,320 Speaker 4: I'm like controlling this train of thought, which is like 371 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 4: you're so high right now, and I have to do 372 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,920 Speaker 4: this train of thought, which is like what are you 373 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 4: going to say next? And then also like what am 374 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 4: I saying right now? And it feels like I'm like 375 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,680 Speaker 4: an acrobat, like I feel I feel alive. When I 376 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 4: feel like I'm shoplifting or something, it feels like I'm 377 00:14:58,720 --> 00:14:59,600 Speaker 4: getting away with something. 378 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 1: Have you ever like done like a fucking hundred milligram 379 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookie or something on stage? 380 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,000 Speaker 3: Oh? 381 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 1: Fuck man, No. 382 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 4: My biggest fear is being out of control in front 383 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 4: of people, like anyone witnessing. That's why fainting was so awful. 384 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 4: So I would never do that, like. 385 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: When Fergie Peter pants. 386 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, I wouldn't mind that. There's been 387 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 4: times on stage where I've almost had like, Okay, so 388 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 4: women when we're on our period, like sometimes you just 389 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 4: start it or you in the middle that you run 390 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 4: out of tampons, and so you make a pad with 391 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,200 Speaker 4: like you roll up toilet paper around your hand and 392 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,480 Speaker 4: you make like a makeshift pad with toilet paper that 393 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 4: will soak enough of it, like unless you're like, you know, hamorrhaging. 394 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,960 Speaker 4: This is disgusting, So I know, I'm so sorry, and 395 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 4: so you put it in your underwear. But one time 396 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 4: I was on stage and it was I was just 397 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,760 Speaker 4: wearing a song, so it's just like a little string 398 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 4: and it's not like a whole underwear thing holding it in, 399 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 4: and it was starting to fall out and like unwrap 400 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:05,280 Speaker 4: a bloody coming yeah on stage, But I caught it 401 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 4: in my thighs. I closed them shut and was able 402 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 4: to like wiggle and walk up stands. Show that has 403 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 4: happened where I've and I'd be like, what would I 404 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,680 Speaker 4: fucking say? What would I do? I don't even know? 405 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: But you should have just let it drop and been like, 406 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: who wants some vampire tea? 407 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 4: I think I would. I think I would lead into 408 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 4: it now, But at the time it was like the 409 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 4: most mortifying thing that could ever happen. Now, I don't 410 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 4: care if my strings hanging out, it's like who who cares? 411 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 4: Who cares? As someone's like your tampon string, it's like, oh, 412 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 4: so I use a tampon, Like it doesn't I don't. 413 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 4: I don't wander to say, like panty lines, people are 414 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 4: like your panty lines showing It's like, yeah, I don't 415 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,440 Speaker 4: want to get ship on this pair of pants I 416 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 4: want or I don't. 417 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: Want to, like is that true? Like panty lines? 418 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 4: Are shit, but like, I don't want to get like 419 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 4: pussy juice on my pants, so I'm wearing underwear like 420 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 4: most people do. What is the crime? 421 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 3: Are panty lines like taboo or something? 422 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, pant That's why were thongs because you don't want 423 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,760 Speaker 4: to see like it's slicing your butt cheek in half, 424 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 4: and it kind of makes like for a bet, you 425 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,639 Speaker 4: know it's better just like look like you're like, I 426 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,720 Speaker 4: could be wearing nothing under this, and so we wear 427 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,880 Speaker 4: these uncomfortable thongs, which I'm getting used to now. It's 428 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 4: like flossing, like you have to get calloused a little bit. 429 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: It's like girls make rules for themselves. I don't do 430 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,439 Speaker 1: guys notice that? 431 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 2: Is that? 432 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,600 Speaker 4: For No, they don't. They don't give a fuck about 433 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,480 Speaker 4: a panty line. I mean I think it does look 434 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 4: more aesthetically pleasing in general, like it's kind of a 435 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 4: subconscious thing. But I don't think generally you. 436 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 3: Guys don't notice anything. Guys are like, dah, I want beef. 437 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,240 Speaker 1: Stood you really don't. Did you see fast the Furious 438 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,560 Speaker 1: seventy five The car went room room when the other 439 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,280 Speaker 1: car went. 440 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,880 Speaker 3: We We're not like pantyline gross, you. 441 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 4: Don't care about our nails, like that's the thing, It's 442 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 4: so funny. 443 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 3: No, we're like huh, We're like, I hope you play 444 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 3: with my wiener later. 445 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,479 Speaker 4: But some guys are like feet guys, so then you 446 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,480 Speaker 4: have to manicure if they're like looking at your feet 447 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,320 Speaker 4: extra hard. 448 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,440 Speaker 3: Like one per cent of guys their feet guys. 449 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, so. 450 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 1: Quin Tarantino and Nick Cannon and that's it. I'm not 451 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention. A girl could have chicken feet. 452 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know. 453 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,199 Speaker 4: Wow, okay, I'd be like, do you like me? 454 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 3: Can we kiss on the lips? 455 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 4: In relationships? Would that be a thing that girls would 456 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,120 Speaker 4: get mad you about? Like you don't have attention to detail? 457 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 4: Would they? Has that ever been a complaint for you 458 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 4: in a relationship? 459 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 1: Probably of one of fucking one of five thousand. I 460 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,439 Speaker 1: won French fries with my beef stew. 461 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are simpler. It must be nice. 462 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 463 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,160 Speaker 1: I'm at the age now where my horniness, my hungrness, 464 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: and my sleepiness are all equal. So if I'm like 465 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,160 Speaker 1: not getting laid, I'm like, well, I'm getting French fries 466 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,160 Speaker 1: and I'm getting eight hours of sleep. Hell yeah, right, 467 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 1: that's like as sick as like getting laid to me, Like, dude, 468 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: I got eight hours of sleep in my twenties, Dude, 469 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 1: I got laid last night. Now I'm forty, I'm like, dude, 470 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,240 Speaker 1: I got eight hours of sleep last night. 471 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,640 Speaker 4: That's so funny. You gotta do that as a bit. 472 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 4: Write that down. 473 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 3: Dude, I had French fries last night. Oh helly. My 474 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 3: friends are like, are you for real? 475 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 1: Like, hell yeah, I'm in. 476 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:17,480 Speaker 4: A relationship and I will there will be a moment 477 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,000 Speaker 4: in the evening where you choose food or fucking like 478 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 4: it's gonna go either way. 479 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,760 Speaker 1: It can't be both, dude, I'll be honest. I think 480 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,679 Speaker 1: my testousphone's going down because. 481 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,439 Speaker 4: You have food, is bitch, I always chose food. Not 482 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 4: only have I chosen food and turned down the thing 483 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,879 Speaker 4: that's free right in front of me. I've paid eighty 484 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,240 Speaker 4: dollars to have this food delivered to me and driven 485 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,280 Speaker 4: across town. Like I waste money on the thing that 486 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,760 Speaker 4: I'm choosing over the. 487 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 1: Free thing in front of me. 488 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,800 Speaker 4: It's crazy because it's food is so fucking good. But 489 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,080 Speaker 4: then yeah, you get too full to fuck TFTF. 490 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, God, I have a story I'll tell you. 491 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 2: I have a story. I'll tell you. 492 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,840 Speaker 1: I'll find that it's too hot for TV. That's a 493 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,320 Speaker 1: perfect way. I was about to have like the sex 494 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:01,400 Speaker 1: of my life, but I ordered a fried chicken sandwich, 495 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:06,640 Speaker 1: first ate it, and then passed out before before no, okay, 496 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,119 Speaker 1: I'll just tell it. I was about to have group 497 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,600 Speaker 1: sex and I've never had group sex, and I was like, 498 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 1: it is I was like dating this girl that was 499 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,119 Speaker 1: particularly freaky, and like right before the other two gals 500 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,679 Speaker 1: came over, we ordered fried chicken sandwiches. 501 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 3: We ate the fried chicken. 502 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,160 Speaker 1: Sandwiches, and we both passed out, and like the girl, 503 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning to like fifty five 504 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,080 Speaker 1: miss calls and I was like, I just missed out 505 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: on the best sexual ex potentially the best sexual experience 506 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:35,680 Speaker 1: of my life because I ate like half a sangwich 507 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:40,159 Speaker 1: and passed out drunk. It was like I was like, 508 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,200 Speaker 1: and I was like, and it'll never come back again. 509 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll never be No, maybe, but I. 510 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 4: Don't think it was meant to be. If that really 511 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,479 Speaker 4: mattered to you, you would not have chosen sleep and 512 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 4: food were you so drunk and tired. 513 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 1: I was drunk going through a breakup, hooked up, and 514 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,359 Speaker 1: I like got back with this. 515 00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,920 Speaker 4: Gal that you ad that night. This is all meant 516 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 4: to be. I'm serious, let's just think of it that way. 517 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,920 Speaker 1: I was like, tieing one not to. 518 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 4: Be judgmental of anyone with AIDS. Everyone wants it and 519 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:17,679 Speaker 4: it's fine to be to have it, but with it, 520 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 4: I'm just trying to be accepting of those with AIDS. Listening. 521 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 4: We all we all are cool with you having AIDS 522 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 4: and we want it to but yeah, we do try 523 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 4: to avoid it normally. That's I think that's meant to be. 524 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 4: But you'll have group sex again. 525 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:32,919 Speaker 2: I don't know. 526 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 3: I think that was a sign. 527 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,239 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it wasn't a thing you should be that 528 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 4: you need to have any life. 529 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:37,879 Speaker 3: It was like on. 530 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,719 Speaker 1: I was like it's on, and the gal I was 531 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,879 Speaker 1: with was like hell yeah, she was like wilder than me? 532 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 4: Did your relationship last long after? 533 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: That? 534 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 4: Was that a good relationships? 535 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,560 Speaker 3: I was getting out of what. 536 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,880 Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, the girl that you were with, though. 537 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 1: Like that gal I was with that night was like 538 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 1: a gal I hooked up with before I dated the 539 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: gal that gw up in my face. So I was like, 540 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,800 Speaker 1: I'm going back to her because you a dick to 541 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,480 Speaker 1: me and like, oh yeah, and we're going we're having 542 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 1: a wild hair up our ass kind of night and 543 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 1: and uh and then I ate half a sandwich. 544 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,680 Speaker 4: Got those two girls were coming over to fuck you guys? 545 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 4: How did you find them? How did you know they 546 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 4: were down? 547 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 2: Like? 548 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,120 Speaker 4: How does this all get organized? 549 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,680 Speaker 3: You know what we have to break for commercial? Real quick? 550 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,600 Speaker 4: That's really coincidental. 551 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:27,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never brought for commercial either. I just usually 552 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 3: record through. 553 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,720 Speaker 4: I just want to know how you organize one. It 554 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,480 Speaker 4: just sounds fun. 555 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,000 Speaker 1: Well there's clubs, well. 556 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 4: Of course, there's clubs fet life, and there's thrender. 557 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,359 Speaker 1: Well there's clubs called strip clubs. 558 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,639 Speaker 4: Oh dull okay, the club called strip clubs. That's that 559 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,480 Speaker 4: would be my first guess. Actually, if I would have 560 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,159 Speaker 4: thought even for a second. Yeah, I love strip clubs. 561 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,000 Speaker 3: This is why I didn't want to poison your virgineers. 562 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,919 Speaker 4: With my You want to hear what I did. This 563 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:55,680 Speaker 4: is one of the coolest things I've ever done. Because 564 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,720 Speaker 4: I love strippers. But I don't like going to strippers 565 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,879 Speaker 4: strip clubs because I don't want like them to like 566 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,800 Speaker 4: try to flirt with me, like I don't like when 567 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 4: it's like, oh, she's like everyone's gonna watch them be lesbian's. 568 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,600 Speaker 4: I like, don't let I want to be like in 569 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 4: control of it. I don't want to be like the 570 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 4: person in the chair. Yah. 571 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:13,439 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't like it. You're my birthday. 572 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 573 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,680 Speaker 4: I wish I could be like invisible in trip clubs 574 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,159 Speaker 4: because I like watching guys become that kind of like 575 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,399 Speaker 4: they're kind of stupid and these women are all like 576 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 4: walking around powerfully. But my boyfriend was in London and 577 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 4: I was not gonna be able to see him for 578 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 4: his birthday, and it was like kind of a bummer 579 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 4: because I had to get surgery and so it was 580 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,400 Speaker 4: just like I just can't be there. It's gonna be fun, 581 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,080 Speaker 4: you're gonna go out with your friends, but I wish 582 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 4: I could be there and that What he didn't know 583 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,240 Speaker 4: was I was gonna plan it and I was having 584 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,960 Speaker 4: surgery soon after that, but I was gonna just come 585 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 4: in for twelve hours and leave the next day. 586 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 3: And we're getting surgery in London. 587 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,760 Speaker 4: No, I was getting surgery in Boston. So that's why 588 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 4: I couldn't go to London. It was like this was 589 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,359 Speaker 4: on a Monday night and I was getting surgery on Thursday, 590 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,879 Speaker 4: so I was like, I just can't make it, babe, 591 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,359 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. But then I decided to go to London. 592 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 4: I talked to his friends, I told that he was 593 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,600 Speaker 4: with and I was like, Okay, I am coming to town. 594 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 4: Bring him to a strip club, get him a lap dance, 595 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 4: and then I'm gonna come out dresses a stripper in 596 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,600 Speaker 4: this dark room and like surprise him and is so good, right, 597 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:11,399 Speaker 4: So because I like when he goes stripperlubs, like I 598 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 4: kind of into that kind of thing, so I was like, 599 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,640 Speaker 4: this will be perfect, and I know he likes them. 600 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,880 Speaker 4: So they went and got him and brought him to one, 601 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 4: and I went. I flew to London that day and 602 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,240 Speaker 4: like went to Zara and got like this stripperiest outfit, 603 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,880 Speaker 4: which you can surprisingly find at Zara, a pretty good 604 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 4: stripper outfit. 605 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 3: Tell me something I don't know, honey, and. 606 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,439 Speaker 4: Then got a wit. I had already bought a wig, 607 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 4: and I went and I went there early and met 608 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,080 Speaker 4: with some strippers to like tell them the plan, and 609 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,359 Speaker 4: they were like, okay, we'll get him. And I didn't 610 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 4: know this in London that lap dances they can't touch you, 611 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,919 Speaker 4: so you just get a room with someone and then 612 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,679 Speaker 4: they just like dance in front of you, which is 613 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 4: like who would pay for that? 614 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:49,080 Speaker 1: Constitution's legal in it, and the strippers can't touch you, 615 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,080 Speaker 1: the cat, then you can pay a woman to have 616 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 1: sex with you. 617 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it seemed to be on that, you know, 618 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 4: that kind of system. But they were very adamant like 619 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 4: we can't touch them, which bummed me out because I 620 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 4: wanted to walk in while he's like get lap dance 621 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 4: from these girls and be like I'm gonna come in now, 622 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,879 Speaker 4: you know, like and just be a sassy stripper to 623 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 4: be like get off ladies, and then it's his girlfriend. 624 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 4: It'll be fun. But they're just like dancing in front 625 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 4: of him and they come to get me. And then 626 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 4: I walk into the room that he's in with these 627 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 4: two girls and they're like, here's our friend, and he 628 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,680 Speaker 4: like gets up to like shake my hand. It was 629 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,919 Speaker 4: really nice. It was like mad to meet you the 630 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 4: way that you would want your boyfriend to greet a stripper. 631 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. 632 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, he passed the test. 633 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,400 Speaker 4: He was like, hey, I'm Chris, nice to meet you, 634 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,600 Speaker 4: and I go I'm nicky, and he was just like, 635 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 4: what the fuck? And I was topless too, because I 636 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,520 Speaker 4: wasn't gonna be topless because I was like, I don't 637 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 4: want to be topless around other people. But both the 638 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 4: strippers were topless, so right before it went in, I 639 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 4: was like, I'm just gonna like commit to this. So 640 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 4: it was really fun that I got to be a 641 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,639 Speaker 4: stripper for a little bit. But as soon as I 642 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,800 Speaker 4: got up to him, then. 643 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,840 Speaker 1: His wife came in and you were like, who is this? 644 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 4: As soon as I touched him, though, the security guards 645 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,560 Speaker 4: were like, get off him because they thought I was 646 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 4: a real stripper, so it was pretty flattered. 647 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: Wow, congrats, thanks. 648 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,040 Speaker 4: I was like yeah, and then we then we got 649 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,640 Speaker 4: out of there, but it was it was really fun. 650 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 4: But I love strip clubs and have no problem with 651 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 4: you going there, and and and uh, I think it's 652 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 4: cool too. 653 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, feels are fun. I felt particularly shy and 654 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:17,639 Speaker 1: vulnerable to it's telling such a tail in front of 655 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,040 Speaker 1: my co workers. 656 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,199 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that that could be it. That's always the 657 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,480 Speaker 4: thing about podcasts is like if we're having a conversation 658 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 4: that we would have if we were alone, but there's 659 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:30,920 Speaker 4: right now four other people just listening quietly, so just 660 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 4: like if we were just thinking about the audience, we 661 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,479 Speaker 4: maybe wouldn't care, but like do just having one person 662 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 4: be there's a couple of people in the same I'm 663 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 4: alone in my room, thank god, but like I know 664 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 4: that on zoom and like in your room, there's there's 665 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,760 Speaker 4: other people that are. 666 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: I'm like in an office right now, you know what 667 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,800 Speaker 1: I mean. Like, I'm like, it's so weird. 668 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 4: Yes, okay, well, thank you for sharing that with us. 669 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,639 Speaker 1: Four Yeah. Also, the end of the story just be 670 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: like taking a nap. It's at the end of the 671 00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:00,200 Speaker 1: story was like, hell yeah, I got fucking late hardcore, 672 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 1: I gizzed everywhere. 673 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 3: Then you'd be like, ah, geez. 674 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 1: But the end of the stories, I hate a sandwich 675 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,280 Speaker 1: and I took an eight hour nap. It's like super 676 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 1: perfectly lame. I was trying to be like, I don't know. 677 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,359 Speaker 4: You're so almost cool. 678 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was so almost cool and I was close. 679 00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,639 Speaker 3: Blame middle aged man. 680 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:36,240 Speaker 2: With aercdre with aer codre. 681 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 1: What's the worst bomb you've ever seen that you would 682 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,520 Speaker 1: you didn't experience personally. 683 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 4: But okay, can I just I'm not gonna name names, 684 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,880 Speaker 4: but I saw one name names. You can I saw 685 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,439 Speaker 4: one recently. Dude, it was so funny because I had 686 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 4: never seen this guy before. 687 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 3: We can also bleep the name. 688 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 4: Well, I saw this guy. I don't think we need 689 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 4: to say his name because it honestly doesn't. 690 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 1: It's not a Bastian. 691 00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 4: No, I didn't know how popular this guy was when 692 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,760 Speaker 4: I saw him. I'd never seen him before. But he's 693 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 4: a big deal and he's more of like a TikTok guy. 694 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,160 Speaker 4: But it's not Matt Ryth either. 695 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,919 Speaker 3: Can text after this. 696 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you exactly. It's not even gonna be 697 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,639 Speaker 4: that exciting because you'll be able to see what I'm 698 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,200 Speaker 4: talking about. Almost Emily. I don't know exactly, but he's 699 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 4: a bit like he's got a lot of followers. He's 700 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,600 Speaker 4: got like he sells out theaters, like he does well 701 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 4: for himself, and he's like, I didn't know he was 702 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 4: a big deal. He's actually really nice. But I went up. 703 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 4: I was at the lat Factory one night not that 704 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 4: long ago, and he no one in the crowd really 705 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,120 Speaker 4: knew of his fame and his He just was bombing 706 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 4: so badly, and there was a guy that was heckling him. 707 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 4: And because he's a crowd work guy, and so that's 708 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 4: his bread and butter. But he just lost, like he 709 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,840 Speaker 4: couldn't handle this guy. That was just I forget, I 710 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,520 Speaker 4: really forget the context of it, but it was so 711 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 4: hard to watch and so uncomfortable to be in the 712 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,920 Speaker 4: room with, Like it was a massive, massive bomb for 713 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 4: very for a very long time. He which seemed very 714 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 4: shaken by it. He couldn't keep he couldn't get it 715 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 4: back up. And I got the impression that, you know, 716 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 4: the other comics in the room, it meant something to 717 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 4: him that we were witnessing this, and I felt really bad. 718 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,000 Speaker 4: I almost wanted to leave because I just didn't want 719 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,360 Speaker 4: him to know that I knew that he like sucked 720 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,760 Speaker 4: because the first time I'm seeing him, so I just 721 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 4: think this guy sucks. Right, turns out he's like very 722 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,920 Speaker 4: good at crowd work, and it's which I do think 723 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 4: is a talent that I don't have. But this was 724 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 4: just an offset for him. 725 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: This crowd work now the cool thing because when we 726 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,480 Speaker 1: were coming up, like I would do crowd work and 727 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: people and people will be like, don't do crowd work. 728 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 1: Crowd work's easy. You're not allow It was like, you're 729 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,400 Speaker 1: not allowed to do crowd work. 730 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,600 Speaker 4: Since when is something that's branded easy, Like not anything 731 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 4: that's easy. People go, you can't do it. It's like, 732 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 4: actually it works, though it sorry comes easy to me, 733 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,880 Speaker 4: Like I don't. It doesn't come easy to me. Crowd 734 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 4: work to me is like very scary and difficult. I 735 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 4: don't even do it. So I think when it's done well, 736 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,680 Speaker 4: it's really impressive. I think when it's like worthless clips 737 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,520 Speaker 4: on Instagram. 738 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,400 Speaker 3: I'm so discouraged. I remember yea was religion. 739 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 4: Because people were threatened by it, because it's it's I 740 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 4: think people that are I'm a joke writer, they're like, 741 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,720 Speaker 4: I don't really, I'm not good off the cuff, and 742 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,239 Speaker 4: I'm speaking for me. We're like, we want to make 743 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 4: you feel bad about this thing that you do well, 744 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,719 Speaker 4: and so we're like, if you do that, you're a 745 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,200 Speaker 4: hack because we can't do it, and where you must 746 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 4: write a joke and prepare. So I think that's where 747 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 4: it comes from. But now it's more acceptable as it 748 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,440 Speaker 4: should be. I think it's a cool talent. 749 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,280 Speaker 3: I think it's cool too. I always thought it was cool. 750 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,479 Speaker 3: I was like, why not, might not be spentous. 751 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,560 Speaker 4: And Saudius is fucking love it. 752 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 1: It works. 753 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 4: But if something's easy, people go it's not real stand up, 754 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 4: like talking about sex too much, it's too easy. It's like, 755 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 4: is that easy? 756 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 3: I never thought it was easy. 757 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not easy. 758 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:31,760 Speaker 1: I never thought it was easy. No, that's the criticism 759 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 1: that it got. 760 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,080 Speaker 4: You're right, that is it. Let's make it clear. It's 761 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,880 Speaker 4: not easy. 762 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,320 Speaker 3: It's not easy, but people. 763 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 4: Say it is. And that's what I say about when 764 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 4: people brand a lot of comedians as sex comics, like 765 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360 Speaker 4: myself of like all they talk about sex or like 766 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 4: they're just raunchy. And I think people think you do 767 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 4: it because it's easy, and it is easy for me 768 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 4: to talk about my sex life and make fun of it. 769 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,320 Speaker 4: But I don't think it's easy for most people. And 770 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 4: I do think that is therein is some kind of talent, 771 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 4: whether I. 772 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,160 Speaker 1: You know, nothing's easy, nothing, but people like to. 773 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 4: Say things are easy because they can't do it. And 774 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,520 Speaker 4: it's like, maybe you you're not a dirty comic because 775 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 4: you don't have the balls to be one. Maybe not 776 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,960 Speaker 4: because it's so easy to be a dirty comic. Maybe 777 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 4: you're not one because it's not easy for you, whereas 778 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 4: being a clean comic is not easy for me. But 779 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 4: just because thing's easy. I don't want to watch people 780 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 4: I like do things that are hard for them. I 781 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,080 Speaker 4: don't want to watch Jerry Seinfeld play the Obo, like 782 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 4: just because that would be hard for him. I'm not like, Wow, 783 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,520 Speaker 4: like doing comedy is easy for him. It takes a 784 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,840 Speaker 4: lot of work. But like, why does everyone We always 785 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,720 Speaker 4: want to see someone doing something that's so hard, you know, 786 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,520 Speaker 4: Like that's what bugs me when people say it's easy 787 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 4: for her. It's like, yeah, that's me because I'm inclined 788 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 4: to do this thing that's you know, I'm going in 789 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,400 Speaker 4: the direction of what my personality is, Like I talk 790 00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,560 Speaker 4: about sex. But so I saw this guy bomb, yeah, 791 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,320 Speaker 4: and I think it was really good because he'll never 792 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,520 Speaker 4: be impressive to me after seeing that, Like, he will 793 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 4: never I will never have I will never respect him. 794 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,480 Speaker 4: Why because I think sometimes when it's not like I 795 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 4: will I respect him him. I'll never be intimidated by 796 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,000 Speaker 4: him because I've seen him faint essentially, you know what 797 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 4: I mean, Like he'll never be able to show boat 798 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 4: around me or act. 799 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 3: Like he's you've seen his human moment. 800 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know he can suck sometimes. 801 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,680 Speaker 1: So like like my friend was like anytime you want 802 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,240 Speaker 1: to talk to a Hawk girl, just imagine them taking 803 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,720 Speaker 1: a ship. 804 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 3: They all do it. 805 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 4: I saw this guy take a dump, and many people 806 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,160 Speaker 4: have seen me take a dump, and it's so you 807 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,560 Speaker 4: can't get out of your head. But because it was 808 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 4: the first thing I saw of him, it's cemented. It's 809 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,960 Speaker 4: kind of like you can't go back to your home 810 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 4: club because you bomb there so much. That's all they 811 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,600 Speaker 4: remember you from. H is being awkward on stage, so 812 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,760 Speaker 4: I think that bomb. I was like, I felt bad 813 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 4: for him, but it was Ever since then, he's killed, 814 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 4: absolutely murdered, like hard to follow murdered. But I'm always like, no, 815 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,840 Speaker 4: I saw you fucking so you have no exit strategy. 816 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,560 Speaker 4: There was no rescuing you. It was so bad and 817 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 4: I hope that never happens to me again, but it 818 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,920 Speaker 4: definitely will. And that's the part about stand up comedy 819 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 4: that's fun. I have to go to that is that 820 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:04,840 Speaker 4: the buzzer. 821 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,960 Speaker 3: Uh Nikki. I love you so much. 822 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,160 Speaker 4: I love you Eric so much. Thank you. It was 823 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 4: so fun to talk. 824 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 3: When you get out of the prison that is Saint Louis. 825 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,720 Speaker 4: I love my mom and dad not going to do it. 826 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: Please come hang out with me, I would love it, 827 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,479 Speaker 1: and let's go watch people bomb. 828 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 4: We're friends. 829 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 1: I thought we were friends until you said we're friends. 830 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,480 Speaker 4: I just decided that we are. You should have questioned 831 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 4: it before. 832 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,200 Speaker 2: With Aeric Condrey. 833 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,080 Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andrey is brought to you by Will 834 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. 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