Speaker 1: We welcome back, Oh, welcome to this episode of mar
Speaker 1: And I've.
Speaker 2: Been seeing a bunch of comments recently saying like, it's
Speaker 2: fitting that they say welcome back to this episode because
Speaker 2: I watch every episode ten times, so.
Speaker 3: You're trying to I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: I'm know I'm trying to fix it because we do
Speaker 2: say it wrong every time. It is welcome No.
Speaker 1: But I mean, but if people are like, it's okay
Speaker 1: that they say that because I'm going to come back anyways, now,
Speaker 1: you're trying to like isolate them and like make them
Speaker 1: feel like fucking freaks. So every time they listen to it,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be like, have I been here before? I
Speaker 1: think I'm hallucinating, like I'm getting deja voods.
Speaker 2: Literally everyone who is watching this is like we're experiencing
Speaker 2: a mass delusion together, like we're infecting them with our
Speaker 2: mental illness and they're being delusional with us.
Speaker 1: I saw something recently that someone was like, I'm such
Speaker 1: a bitter like bitch and it's honestly because of Drew
Speaker 1: and Enya and I would never take a back and
Speaker 1: I was like, Charlie Demeneo, fans are like, I'm so
Speaker 1: kind and sweet, and it's because Charlie's guided me and
Speaker 1: people are like I fucking hate everyone. I'm like consumed
Speaker 1: with bitterness and anger and it's because of these two.
Speaker 2: I'm such a hypocrite because like, when I hear shit
Speaker 2: like that, I'm like, there's no way people think I'm
Speaker 2: a bitter hater and then someone's gonna post a super
Speaker 2: cut of me saying like the most evil, hateful shit ever,
Speaker 2: and like I really am trying not to be mean.
Speaker 2: It just is in me. It's in me, and I
Speaker 2: don't think it's cool, trust me, but it's just in me.
Speaker 2: It's a part of me.
Speaker 1: I just I think you'll never know someone nice unless
Speaker 1: you know someone who's a bitch, and I'll be the
Speaker 1: bitch in your life. Like, so then everyone else, you mean,
Speaker 1: you're like, you're like, I'm setting your standards for human interactions.
Speaker 2: Really, who?
Speaker 3: So then when you have interactions with people in real life,
Speaker 3: you're like, damn, they're being really.
Speaker 2: Nice and it can only be up from you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm only sending you guys up, So honestly, I'm
Speaker 3: taking the l for y'all. So you guys should be
Speaker 3: happy and stop being a fucking bitch to me.
Speaker 2: I saw another comment that was like, I don't think
Speaker 2: I've heard these two actually have a genuine conversation in
Speaker 2: the last twenty seven episodes. Every single thing they say
Speaker 2: starts with I, and it's just like it's like us
Speaker 2: responding to each other with our own It's like not
Speaker 2: a conversation.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally like the infamous John mulaney like quote
Speaker 1: from one of his stand ups where.
Speaker 3: He's like when I I just wait for people to
Speaker 3: finish talking so I can talk.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's exactly how we function as people. And then
Speaker 2: it made me freak out for a little bit. I
Speaker 2: spotted for a little bit and I was like, am
Speaker 2: I like a conversational narcissist?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Do I make the conversation about me every single time?
Speaker 2: And I was like, is that how my friends perceive me?
Speaker 2: And like the people in my life perceived me? Like,
Speaker 2: am I a conversation narcissist? And I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't think so, Like I don't think I make every
Speaker 2: single conversation I've ever had about me, but like it's
Speaker 2: very easy like for me to do that, so and
Speaker 2: I've done it a million times on here. So I'm
Speaker 2: like does that seep into reality. But I think I've
Speaker 2: been good recently about like asking questions and like actually
Speaker 2: being interested in my I don't.
Speaker 1: Know if I ever have perceived you that way, but
Speaker 1: maybe it's because I fucking do the same shit. Because
Speaker 1: right when you were finishing that, I was gonna be
Speaker 1: like I and then I was.
Speaker 3: Like, wait, no, that's the word.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'd like to think that most conversations
Speaker 1: are the person talking about themselves, because that's what you
Speaker 1: have to cater to your interaction with other people is yourself.
Speaker 1: But I understand what you're saying because I fully fucking
Speaker 1: do that with so many people. I can name people
Speaker 1: that I always feel like I do that with. One
Speaker 1: of them is Sabrina, who I don't know if she's
Speaker 1: gonna be listening to this episode, but every time we're together,
Speaker 1: especially because our friendship is like newer, I just go
Speaker 1: on these like intense rams where I'm like explaining something
Speaker 1: about myself and my life or like something that's happened
Speaker 1: to me. But we also just me and her have
Speaker 1: a friendship where like we get into really intense conversations
Speaker 1: like about our stuff, like our own personal life. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is a weird thing. We're just sharing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think if there's
Speaker 2: anybody that I like see like I hijacked the conversation
Speaker 2: and made it.
Speaker 3: I don't, But again I don't.
Speaker 2: Is that like how a conversation goes though, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know how a normal come from. How do you
Speaker 2: talk to other people? But I'm like also, like a
Speaker 2: majority of the time, the person that I'm interacting with
Speaker 2: like I have zero things in common with, and I'm
Speaker 2: like okay, Like like I'm I feel like this unneeded
Speaker 2: pressure to carry the conversation and like I have to
Speaker 2: be the one to carry the conversation because the person
Speaker 2: I'm talking to literally doesn't know how to speak.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking is most times where in
Speaker 1: moments where I feel like I'm being like the fucking
Speaker 1: hijacker or terrorist of a conversation, it's because I'm talking
Speaker 1: to someone who's like maybe naturally a little more quiet
Speaker 1: than me. Because then I think about my conversations with
Speaker 1: like Nat, Me and Nat can just like talk for
Speaker 1: fucking ever, and it's like I don't feel like either
Speaker 1: of us are like saying too much.
Speaker 2: Because nat can she's a good talker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So like when we talk, it's literally just both
Speaker 1: of us talking like almost I would maybe say an
Speaker 1: insufferable amount to each other, but because we're both like
Speaker 1: pretty like yappy, we could just like go on forever
Speaker 1: with each other. Yeah, and with Oryan too, Like actually
Speaker 1: with Ryan, I don't even know.
Speaker 3: What the fuck I talk about.
Speaker 1: Like we literally we speak like a different language when
Speaker 1: we get into a room.
Speaker 3: And sometimes when we're talking, I'm like I'll.
Speaker 1: Hear us, and I'm like when we sound so crazy,
Speaker 1: like we don't sound normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that. That's like how I feel like
Speaker 2: like talking to anybody in the friend group, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: if anybody actually heard these conversations outside these walls, like
Speaker 2: if these walls could speak, No, if any heard these
Speaker 2: fucking conversations, it would be like we would be locked away,
Speaker 2: like we would be fifty when.
Speaker 1: So I even think about hypothetical, like what are they
Speaker 1: gonna do call the police on us?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean like it's just a saying like that's.
Speaker 3: Just like you would say that because Walts have never spoken.
Speaker 2: Well, no, like it's like if they could speak, it's
Speaker 2: like it's the same.
Speaker 3: If they could, I don't. I don't what did they have,
Speaker 3: Like first words, they wouldn't call the police.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're like actually so fucking you're actually
Speaker 2: freaking me out right now. Yeah, conversation narcissists. I feel
Speaker 2: like that's you know, I'm gonna own that. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: own that and be like, yeah, I do hijack every conversation.
Speaker 2: And also I'm gonna become a vibe terrorist this year.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ruin like I've dabbled previously, I've dabbled. I
Speaker 2: can ruin the mood for everybody, and I can just like.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that was dabbling, you were like
Speaker 1: you were wearing it. No, you you know what it was.
Speaker 1: Now you can dabble because when you were at first
Speaker 1: of a terrorists, you weren't like really aware, like you
Speaker 1: were aware.
Speaker 2: Of it, but I couldn't control SOO got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it wasn't like you were doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: Now you can dabble for fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I can walk into a room and just
Speaker 2: give off the worst fucking energy ever and just like
Speaker 2: like there's those people that walk into a room and
Speaker 2: like you immediately, like you can feel their presence and
Speaker 2: it's like it's like a great feeling that you're like
Speaker 2: almost comforted, and you're like you like look up at
Speaker 2: them and you're like wow, Like that's like a like
Speaker 2: that person knows some shit, has been through some shit.
Speaker 2: Like I'm the opposite of that. I'm like that person
Speaker 2: is a dark entity and like they're gonna cut like
Speaker 2: ruin the vibe, and that's like what I plan on being.
Speaker 1: Instead of lighting up the room, you literally want to
Speaker 1: turn off the lights and like flash.
Speaker 2: Banks exactly, throw fucking flashbanks and like ringing sound and
Speaker 2: like call of duty. No, someone who, honestly, I'm like
Speaker 2: almost embarrassed to admit this, but someone who has that
Speaker 2: like aura for me with someone we experienced yesterday in
Speaker 2: the grocery store, and like when I saw Sean Mendez
Speaker 2: in person, I'm not kidding, it felt like like there
Speaker 2: was like this aura like it there, do you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying, Like there was a presence in the room.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't because he was Shawn Mendes maybe it
Speaker 2: was a little bit, but also like he had an energy, yeah.
Speaker 1: And he was wearing a cream sweater, which was reflecting
Speaker 1: a lot of life and making it hard for me
Speaker 1: to walk around delusionable.
Speaker 3: And he was following us.
Speaker 2: We followed us everywhere in that fucking story. He like
Speaker 2: was obsessed with That's so weird.
Speaker 1: He was like kind of like at one point, I
Speaker 1: heard like a and then I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: is Shawn mandaes in here with COVID?
Speaker 3: Why is he sniffing like that?
Speaker 1: And then he was really closer us, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, is Shawn Menda sniffing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was like fucking diabolical. And also he made
Speaker 2: eye contact with Kai and they had such intense eye
Speaker 2: contact that he crashed the cart into his homies. And
Speaker 2: I just had to say that for Kyle Or.
Speaker 1: It was literally he saw us and like maybe by
Speaker 1: some chance he knows that we're like some of the
Speaker 1: most evil people on the internet.
Speaker 3: And he literally got like scared to.
Speaker 1: The bone because he knew to sit on MIC's the
Speaker 1: next day and make up a story.
Speaker 2: And lie about lie about the interact.
Speaker 3: Literally, I'm like first phone and like texting his publicist.
Speaker 2: Like like no, he like pulled out a fucking like
Speaker 2: razor and held it in my neck. I don't even
Speaker 2: want to get into that.
Speaker 1: No, he literally, Okay, like Shawn Mendes seems like a
Speaker 1: sweet person, but he literally carries a shank around And
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're in Arewan, like.
Speaker 2: You're good, You're good, bro, But no, he did. Like
Speaker 2: we were looking at the vitamins, Okay, he followed us
Speaker 2: around the store, like we're not joking about that, Like
Speaker 2: everything else is a joke.
Speaker 3: We all just so happened to be going into the
Speaker 3: same exact.
Speaker 2: Funks and we do him to it every time. And
Speaker 2: I know he was I know he was insecure.
Speaker 1: So we would get to an island, he'd be right
Speaker 1: behind us, and like I.
Speaker 3: Kind of my instinct was to like leave immediately, but
Speaker 3: I was like I was here first.
Speaker 2: No, I was here first, And I'm gonna be loud
Speaker 2: and obnoxious, and I'm going to say the most absurd ship.
Speaker 3: Polish thing is what also does it help us?
Speaker 1: In air one of my favorite places to be loud
Speaker 1: and obnoxious because I feel like the people in there
Speaker 1: feel like they're safe from freaks in there. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're the fucking freaking I'm gonna make you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we were in the Vibe aisles and we
Speaker 2: were looking at just like weird holistic bullshit, like per
Speaker 2: usual that I do because I believe in it. And
Speaker 2: we were looking at these boxes and we were standing
Speaker 2: in front of this row and he reaches over my
Speaker 2: shoulder and completely invades my personal space. I know that
Speaker 2: kind I was like, weird, right, and I felt you
Speaker 2: know what it felt like. It felt like that one
Speaker 2: interviewer where he was like, can I smell your armpit?
Speaker 2: Because like his armpit was in my face and I
Speaker 2: like smelled his deodorant. And I'm not joking. I'm literally
Speaker 2: not lying. Do you know what clip I'm referencing. There's
Speaker 2: a Shawn Mindes clip where the interviewer is like, let
Speaker 2: me smell your armpit, and Shaunman's like okay, and he
Speaker 2: lifts up his arm and he smells it and he's
Speaker 2: like that's nice. And it's like the most uncomfortable clip
Speaker 2: ever and I'm probably shouldn't be bringing it up because
Speaker 2: he's Seaun Minds is actively trying to get it eradicated
Speaker 2: from the Internet, and I just like, keep adding fire
Speaker 2: to the flame or oxygen to the flame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did do that, And he seemed like a
Speaker 3: sweet man. But he didn't say excuse me, which.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, which I gave him a pass
Speaker 2: because he is she and mendally like he is like
Speaker 2: that bitch, but like he is Shawn Witherspoon. Yeah he
Speaker 2: is Sean Witherspoon, but no, he he also interacted with
Speaker 2: this baby in a very sweet way in this baby
Speaker 2: in her and her mother, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like he is just a guy. But then I was like,
Speaker 2: I can see right through your publicity stunts, like I
Speaker 2: can see that you want people to see you being
Speaker 2: nice to this baby. But I just like I just
Speaker 2: don't trust anybody you need it anymore? Like I don't.
Speaker 2: I literally like can't. Everything's a publicity stunting out to me.
Speaker 1: But why how do we even fucking get there? Oh
Speaker 1: you're talking about it?
Speaker 2: He had an aura literally talk a light when you
Speaker 2: enter the room.
Speaker 3: He said something, this is your life. Yeah, I'm so annoying.
Speaker 1: I saw him in an iron. I literally turned and
Speaker 1: like walked kind of goes and I got.
Speaker 3: That's Shawn mendous.
Speaker 1: And then we turn and we walked back and I
Speaker 1: looked at him and I was like, I have.
Speaker 3: Such a knack for immediately seeing people.
Speaker 1: You could have your mask on, you could have your
Speaker 1: fucking sunglasses on, you could have your hat on.
Speaker 3: Bit I see right through all of that, Like I
Speaker 3: am so I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Like because I don't claim to be someone who like
Speaker 1: necessarily cares for celebrities by any means, but I can
Speaker 1: point them out really easily and I'll be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know their name, but that's someone from that and
Speaker 1: then the person with me will be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's literally Bill La Lah and yeah that's my story,
Speaker 1: and fuck.
Speaker 2: You cool bro, like good at recognizing people, like you
Speaker 2: have a pattern seeking brain. Like Okay, I was gonna
Speaker 2: say that I was also in the room, so maybe
Speaker 2: the energy that you were feeling was No, actually it
Speaker 2: could be Kai, it could be your energy.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, no, actually, all day yesterday not
Speaker 1: only was it raining and like scary outside, but like
Speaker 1: you were with us, which definitely added to like dulling
Speaker 1: my senses. But then when we got an Iowa with them.
Speaker 2: I will say, Kai, like you do have a you
Speaker 2: do have a comforting aura, like genuinely I genuinely mean that,
Speaker 2: but like not in that scenario that that was.
Speaker 1: That is definitely outshining. Yeah, you see, you can't even
Speaker 1: take like a little compliment and go with it. You
Speaker 1: have to like, why are you trying to beat Shawn
Speaker 1: Mendes right now?
Speaker 2: Like you know, Shann Mendes has a better order than you.
Speaker 1: He has beautiful hair like a beaniean. I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he had his hair like fluffing out, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you've got beautiful.
Speaker 2: Hair also like the richest man in the world.
Speaker 3: You better have.
Speaker 2: Good hair better.
Speaker 1: No, but k I, we love being around you.
Speaker 3: What I have to bring him back because we are
Speaker 3: so mean the Kai on here.
Speaker 1: People either think we hate Kai or we want to
Speaker 1: have sex with him.
Speaker 2: And that's true.
Speaker 3: We do hate him.
Speaker 2: You can decide if the other one is true that
Speaker 2: I do not hate Kai.
Speaker 3: No, I don't hate him at all.
Speaker 2: Do not bring me in that, do not bring me.
Speaker 3: I never said I hated Kai. I literally never said that.
Speaker 2: You just did, you psychopath? You scary y'all are trying.
Speaker 3: To fucking gaslight me. I've literally I never said that.
Speaker 3: I said I love Kin. I love being around him.
Speaker 1: Tweaker Okay, and watch I bet Kay is gonna edit
Speaker 1: this all funny?
Speaker 2: So oh my God, now you're gaslighting us. You're a
Speaker 2: master class. You're a master debate, You're a master class
Speaker 2: gas lighter. We have nothing else to talk about. That
Speaker 2: was the episode of to Day. Thank you guys for watching.
Speaker 2: It got really fucking awkward just right there. It was
Speaker 2: so awkward, and.
Speaker 1: It got awkward because y'all were pitting two men pitting
Speaker 1: against a woman when all she.
Speaker 2: Needs is as it should be, as it should be.
Speaker 3: My hate for men is seeking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like I think I need to like
Speaker 1: go to like a workshop to learn to like love,
Speaker 1: because it's like seeping into my other conversations. Like when
Speaker 1: we were at dinner and we were talking to uh,
Speaker 1: our friends, and I was like, I literally shure. It
Speaker 1: was like I think men should be putting cages, but
Speaker 1: she agreed.
Speaker 2: Though I know, which is awesome, But I need.
Speaker 1: To be careful because sometimes I say those things around
Speaker 1: like random men who I don't know that well, and
Speaker 1: it looks like they're gonna punch me in the fucking face,
Speaker 1: which like adds to like my fuel for hatred, but
Speaker 1: like also my fear.
Speaker 2: Yep. Sorry, I'm like literally trying so hard to think
Speaker 2: about what to talk about.
Speaker 1: And you shouldn't think. You should just talk. That's the fun.
Speaker 1: That's the best part about being us is that we
Speaker 1: don't think. We just talk and we fill the world
Speaker 1: with things that it doesn't need. We're not giving anything,
Speaker 1: we're taking.
Speaker 2: I actually have never like really like thought about this,
Speaker 2: but Kai constantly does have this like radiating like black
Speaker 2: cloud around him.
Speaker 3: Do you see I can't see it?
Speaker 2: What I don't see it? Oh, that's weird that you
Speaker 2: don't see it. Yeveryone else you're used to it.
Speaker 3: You were born with it, Like you don't. You don't
Speaker 3: realize it.
Speaker 2: We all talk about it all the time.
Speaker 1: I thought you were even saying he always has something
Speaker 1: next him and there's like a little wet paper towel
Speaker 1: next to him. I thought you were gonna say he
Speaker 1: always has a little wet paper towel next to him,
Speaker 1: But he doesn't.
Speaker 3: That's literally mine.
Speaker 1: That's actually one of my worst like things I do
Speaker 1: in the house is one, I use so many paper towels.
Speaker 3: Oh, sue, sue me.
Speaker 1: I use so many paper towels, and I just wet
Speaker 1: them and like carry them around the house like I'll
Speaker 1: hold onto it because I'm like, oh, I don't want
Speaker 1: to waste this. I'll wipe something down with it or whatever.
Speaker 1: But then I just leave little damp.
Speaker 2: You know what I do that's so fucking annoying is
Speaker 2: I'll be washing the dishes and I'll get halfway through
Speaker 2: the dishes and I'm like, oh, like I want to
Speaker 2: see what's happening on a TV or like something. So
Speaker 2: I like dry off my hands with a paper towel
Speaker 2: and I throw it in the garbage and then I
Speaker 2: get right back to it. And I do that like
Speaker 2: three or four times. So by the end of the
Speaker 2: fucking dish washing session che chession session. So that's that. Such.
Speaker 3: Are you rebooting?
Speaker 2: Holy shit? How was that? You know where you are
Speaker 2: right now? What was that you?
Speaker 3: I think you were just like you stuttered and then
Speaker 3: you like rebooted.
Speaker 2: No? That like literally I saw like matrix coat in
Speaker 2: my eyes. I was like, so fucked up. Did y'all
Speaker 2: put a screen in front of my face?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I don't even have like a screw.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It was like the Matrix rain but
Speaker 2: Rainbow Rainbow code.
Speaker 3: Wait, are you having an LGBT reboot?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: What the fuck was I saying, session by the end
Speaker 2: of the dishwashing session, I like the gifts basher session,
Speaker 2: the badger session. I like, just dry my hands off
Speaker 2: and wash my hands like thirty six zero times.
Speaker 1: Also, it just doesn't help that one time we told
Speaker 1: Josh to get paper towels for the house and he
Speaker 1: accidentally ordered a thirty six pack jumbo roll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we have infinity.
Speaker 3: No, but it's dwindling down.
Speaker 1: We have like four more left, which is actually really
Speaker 1: disgusting that we were able to go through that many
Speaker 1: so fast.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, this is gonna last for as
Speaker 3: long as we live here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I use them like I use them to,
Speaker 1: like honestly wipe my ass.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we know, but that's not a joke off. No,
Speaker 2: but I know when we run out of toilet paper,
Speaker 2: we wipe our ass with fucking paper towels because we're
Speaker 2: so lazy.
Speaker 1: And no, when I'm saying, when we have toilet paper,
Speaker 1: I'll use paper towel because it's a little more gritty
Speaker 1: and it exfoliates my holes.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I do like the blood like I do
Speaker 2: like I do like when it like etches it.
Speaker 1: Knowing people who have had hemorrhoids literally has sent like
Speaker 1: a new shockwave of fear into my body that I'm
Speaker 1: like always convinced I'm going to get a hemorrhid.
Speaker 3: Or have a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm convinced I'll get one too, but I don't
Speaker 2: think I will, Like I feel like I already would
Speaker 2: have if I was going to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never had one before, but like it's literally
Speaker 3: a fear.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 3: Even, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: Literally strain your butthole and then there's a little like feasure.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, I know what it is. Like, I know
Speaker 2: it's like a little it's like a skin tag that
Speaker 2: like bubbles out a fisher. A fisher is like a cut.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it comes out of the cut.
Speaker 2: I think it's literally like a whole different thing.
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought look it up though, because I thought
Speaker 1: hem word was literally from getting it gets infected from
Speaker 1: poopy butt. But Kai's kay saying yes to me, and
Speaker 1: he's seen a lot of.
Speaker 2: Things like swollen and flamed veins and the rectum and
Speaker 2: anus that caused discomfort.
Speaker 1: Oh, then what am I thinking of? That's just like
Speaker 1: from shitting too.
Speaker 2: Hard.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see I thought it was like a pro lapse
Speaker 2: like pink sock situation, you like pro lapsure butt, but
Speaker 2: just a little.
Speaker 1: Bit like saying that so casually and conversation is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Goatsy. Do you know what goatsy is? Look it up
Speaker 2: on your phone right now, everybody listening. Don't look it.
Speaker 3: Up like goat like a goat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, goat sy and go to images. Did you find
Speaker 2: a guy? How did you look up goatsy?
Speaker 3: It's like hiding it.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, this isn't like as bad as like
Speaker 1: a pink soft du.
Speaker 3: Why is this considered a goatsy?
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind. I just saw like a really crazy
Speaker 1: one and like, I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't look that up.
Speaker 3: That is so scary. That's so scaries to get my life?
Speaker 2: Did you ever eat a blue waffle out? Have you
Speaker 2: ever had a blue waffle before?
Speaker 3: I need to look I haven't seen blue waffle in
Speaker 3: so long. I think I think Google scrubbed it, though
Speaker 3: you can't look it up anymore.
Speaker 1: Being told to look that up and looking it up
Speaker 1: in front of your friends in school was so fucking embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Literally, I loved it. Personally, I thought it was hot, Like.
Speaker 3: I thought blue waffle was like a real thing, and
Speaker 3: it scared the funk out of me.
Speaker 2: It is or is that edited? No, it was real
Speaker 2: to Meucci, It was real to Meucci, Nuill Chicken, No,
Speaker 2: that's not real, but I I it has to be.
Speaker 1: You think that there's something that's going to make a
Speaker 1: vagina blue like torquoise blue.
Speaker 2: Yes, like colloidal silver can literally turn your skin blue.
Speaker 2: So like, I bet there is a disease that will
Speaker 2: make your skin blue, your vagina blue, I have in it.
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to argue with you on this
Speaker 2: because I literally have to believe that it's real, Like
Speaker 2: I have to for my own sanity. Like if it's
Speaker 2: not real, I'll freak the funk out.
Speaker 3: Why would you want that to be real?
Speaker 2: Because it was just like such a part of my life.
Speaker 1: Part That's like if I just like started talking to
Speaker 1: you about how santsa isn't real.
Speaker 3: And you're like, no, no, no, I have to.
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 2: No? That's true?
Speaker 3: You're pussy blue, Like.
Speaker 2: She's saying blue waffle isn't real. But I know there's
Speaker 2: diseases that literally, like literally cyano bacteria can get into
Speaker 2: your fucking blood or like cyanosis, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe hypothermia can make your couci blue.
Speaker 2: I gotta look this up. Is blue waffle?
Speaker 3: I just looked it up and it said, now.
Speaker 4: Here's where your vagina is blue during pregnancy.
Speaker 2: No, it literally is fake.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's no like.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I thought it was real with
Speaker 2: my whole life that.
Speaker 3: You actually asked me if I had blue waffle before.
Speaker 2: No, I knew you didn't have blue waffle before. I
Speaker 2: would have known you had blue waffle. That's not like.
Speaker 1: No, Like you're dumb for thinking that one was real,
Speaker 1: like when you fully believed it.
Speaker 2: No, you're lying, dude. No, I swear to God, I
Speaker 2: thought it was real on everything, like on and literally everything.
Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. I'm smoking blue waffle path.
Speaker 2: I need to get in there and shave some of
Speaker 2: that off, like truffle onto my pasta and eat the
Speaker 2: blue afful balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the cream cheese, blue waffle, cream.
Speaker 2: Cheese, blue waffle truffle. Oh wait, I.
Speaker 3: Have to see what it looks like a blue waffle
Speaker 3: truffle butter.
Speaker 2: I have to see a photo of the blue Waffle.
Speaker 3: No Google scrubbed it. It's like hard to look up.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the new version of like telling someone
Speaker 1: to look up blue Waffle is.
Speaker 2: Dude, I still feel like it's like kind of the
Speaker 2: same shit, Like because I've been seeing a bunch of
Speaker 2: viral videos go viral recently of like the jar man
Speaker 2: or whatever, the jar video.
Speaker 3: The guy putting a jar in his ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've been seeing like a bunch of remakes
Speaker 2: of that, and then like also those like one.
Speaker 1: So you've been seeing remakes of people putting jars in
Speaker 1: their ass?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because like, who doesn't like that's hot? Like people
Speaker 2: like that. Okay, it's not that weird.
Speaker 3: Are kids still like talking about two Girls, One Cup?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Damn Blue Waffle.
Speaker 2: And two Girls One Cup arks those are classics. Does
Speaker 2: we need the retro those? We should remake them.
Speaker 3: As they're still coming up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Astar is still around. There's also the scary mas
Speaker 2: game is still that's like a rite of passage. I know,
Speaker 2: like you have to do that.
Speaker 1: But I saw one I was like, that's not fair
Speaker 1: because they were having the girl play it, but they
Speaker 1: just had her following it on the TV.
Speaker 2: Which is even more mean, Like literally you're close up
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Scary May's game is so good.
Speaker 1: My siblings were just scared of literally everything and anything.
Speaker 1: Like my little brother was scared of horses and monkeys, huh.
Speaker 1: So we would show him pictures of monkeys on his
Speaker 1: iPad and run after him with them.
Speaker 2: Have I talked about when we used to call Madaline. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's that one fucking picture. If you look up like
Speaker 2: ugliest girl ever, Dude, that's so mean. If you look
Speaker 2: up ugliest girl, that's like so mean.
Speaker 3: If you look up ugly scirl avere. Did you know
Speaker 3: that a picture of Drew comes up?
Speaker 2: But we used to look this up and like literally
Speaker 2: put it as like the background to all of our
Speaker 2: computers in the house, and like we used to tell
Speaker 2: Madaline like this was her, like this picture was Madeline,
Speaker 2: and she like used to cry her eyes out like
Speaker 2: it was so fucking mean, and she'd never lived it down.
Speaker 2: And to this day she's still creepy ugly guy. And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to her right now to traumatize her.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what else you were.
Speaker 1: Oh. I remember as a kid, we would make so
Speaker 1: many email addresses because we were so bored like that
Speaker 1: there wasn't really anything.
Speaker 3: Much to do on the on the computer and like
Speaker 3: on the internet, like other.
Speaker 1: Than playing cool math games, and we would make email addresses,
Speaker 1: like I really yeah, we would just make them for
Speaker 1: fun so that we.
Speaker 2: Could like our generation is like, yeah, dude, we used
Speaker 2: to do the most boring shit.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever talked about this, but
Speaker 1: I remember in fourth grade, this girl who I really
Speaker 1: didn't fuck with and I fucking hated, came to school
Speaker 1: this maybe it was no, this was middle school. This
Speaker 1: was like six or seventh grade, because okay, whatever, maybe
Speaker 1: it was fourth grade, Oh it was.
Speaker 3: It was so in fourth grade, this girl comes.
Speaker 1: To school and she's like showing pictures of her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Like she's showing everyone pictures of her boyfriend on her phone.
Speaker 3: And like to clarify, I did not go to school
Speaker 3: or live in an area.
Speaker 1: Where this where white people really existed, like like I
Speaker 1: literally like I we didn't know any like just like
Speaker 1: straight like obviously, like there was like kids who were
Speaker 1: white but Latin, but like even that was a short amount,
Speaker 1: like I was like one of like maybe ten kids
Speaker 1: in my whole like grade who were like Latin, but
Speaker 1: like no, just straight up like buck off the farm.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's like that was like was not a thing. So
Speaker 1: she's going on showing this picture of this boy and
Speaker 1: she turns it to me. Because I was like, we
Speaker 1: already had beef and everyone knew we had beef. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, let me see, Like, let me see
Speaker 1: the picture of your boyfriend, because she's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's sixteen, mind.
Speaker 3: You, we're like nine.
Speaker 1: So I'm like or like ten, So I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: dating a sixteen year old? You're dating Yeah, you're dating
Speaker 1: a fucking sixteen year old. So I was like, let
Speaker 1: me see, and she shows it to me and it's
Speaker 1: literally one of the most popular like scene boys on MySpace.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ever, like if you look up white emo boy with
Speaker 1: blue eyes, wait, I want to.
Speaker 3: See, Yeah, I want to see if I can find
Speaker 3: the photo.
Speaker 1: But I saw it and I didn't say anything, like
Speaker 1: I just go I dude.
Speaker 3: I was such a conniving, fucking cunt, even at the
Speaker 3: ripe age of ten. I go oh that it's literally
Speaker 3: that picture.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, that's so sweet, that's cute, Like, how'd.
Speaker 3: You meet him, and she's like, oh, like your family friends.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, wow, what school does he
Speaker 3: go to?
Speaker 2: And she just like.
Speaker 1: Starts like pulling shit out of her ass and talking,
Speaker 1: and I was like and he's.
Speaker 3: Sixteen, and she's like yeah.
Speaker 1: And everyone's like, oh my god, you're so fucking lucky,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck? Also, mind you, this was like
Speaker 1: during justin Bieber time, so all of us couldn't believe
Speaker 1: that our girl just bagged a white boy with blue eyes.
Speaker 3: We were like, girl, you're so long hair and long air.
Speaker 3: We're like, you're you're the luckiest girl on planet Earth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except me, because I was like, bitch. We got
Speaker 1: to this fucking class and it was computer class time.
Speaker 2: Computer day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like computer day. And I go up
Speaker 3: to the computer and I like, pull over one my
Speaker 3: friends and I was like, you want to see something?
Speaker 3: And they were like yeah, And.
Speaker 1: I look up white boy, white emo boy with blue
Speaker 1: eyes and her boyfriend comes up and I click on
Speaker 1: it and it's just like a MySpace link.
Speaker 3: But because the school has a firewall, you can't.
Speaker 1: Even get to it, but you could see that it
Speaker 1: said MySpace on it, and I was like, wait, what.
Speaker 3: Is this not Cindy's boyfriends?
Speaker 1: Like, so, me just airing her name out, but like
Speaker 1: I don't even know her fucking last name.
Speaker 3: I don't know where she is.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then I told everyone and it was
Speaker 1: really embarrassing, and I called everyone O where.
Speaker 3: I was like, guys, guys, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck he doesn't go here? My boyfriend doesn't go he's
Speaker 2: from a different school.
Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, he's from a different school. And I
Speaker 3: was like, why is he like famous? Like I was
Speaker 3: such a bitch. I was like, wait, he's all over Google, guys.
Speaker 3: We should look up our names and see if we
Speaker 3: come up.
Speaker 1: And like, obviously we were not coming out so mean
Speaker 1: and really tormenting this girl.
Speaker 2: Oh hell no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what you get for being a fucking liar,
Speaker 3: Like why are you lying?
Speaker 2: I mean literally, we lie all the time.
Speaker 1: No, we lie because it's fun and it's loving and
Speaker 1: it's a game.
Speaker 3: She was lying for attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I also do.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like there's there's there's not much
Speaker 2: of a difference. There's not really much of an argument.
Speaker 2: I just I was just thinking, like back to stupid
Speaker 2: shit I used to do, And I was like and
Speaker 2: like like I never really had any like moments like that.
Speaker 2: I mean there was one moment like that, Like I
Speaker 2: don't even know if like I can really say what
Speaker 2: went down, but if you are a boy, I mean
Speaker 2: also girl, like you girls play video games too, right,
Speaker 2: Like girls play video games that you don't know what
Speaker 2: a video game is?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like this thing like do you know what
Speaker 2: Xbox three sixty is?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh? So girls really don't play video games.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, saying do girls poop? What do you know what
Speaker 2: poop is?
Speaker 3: I know, like, no, you're making things up right now.
Speaker 3: You're just saying words to me.
Speaker 2: You girls don't poop and they don't play video games.
Speaker 2: What girls don't play video games or poop?
Speaker 5: I knew they didn't poop, but I thought that they
Speaker 5: maybe play videos.
Speaker 3: Okay, I know what a video is, but what is
Speaker 3: a game? What is a video game?
Speaker 2: It's like something you play on the TV. But anyways,
Speaker 2: one of the most evil things maybe you'll learn from
Speaker 2: like this story. So it's like, how do I kill this?
Speaker 2: How did I burn this to the ground? There was, uh,
Speaker 2: we were playing Halo three Forge or whatever we were
Speaker 2: playing Halo where it was custom matches and me and
Speaker 2: my friends took it very seriously and we had this
Speaker 2: one kid join and we literally spawn killed him. No,
Speaker 2: I can't even tell the story. It's so bad. It's
Speaker 2: so bad. We spawn killed him over and over and
Speaker 2: over again until he like got off Xbox, and like
Speaker 2: I could tell something was up, So I like ran
Speaker 2: to his house up the street and let me just
Speaker 2: tell you something was up. That's all I'll say. Something
Speaker 2: was up. Yeah, something was going on. But yeah, so
Speaker 2: girls really don't play video games, do they. I just like, yeah, uh,
Speaker 2: that was like one of the things I did similar
Speaker 2: to that, where I was like just being evil for me, Yeah,
Speaker 2: evil for no reason, just bullying. Like literally, I was
Speaker 2: the first cyber bully. I think like low Kio was
Speaker 2: the first cyber cyber bully.
Speaker 1: I was definitely a bit of cyber bully, but I
Speaker 1: was just a bully in real life, which we've talked
Speaker 1: about like forever ago. But like I was just I
Speaker 1: was mean and I was definitely projecting my anger onto
Speaker 1: other people.
Speaker 2: Girl, this is a crazy fucking story. So like Webkins
Speaker 2: was like all the rage, Like it was like Webkins
Speaker 2: was like the it game, like you would beg your
Speaker 2: parents so badly for Webkins, Like me and Maddin, like
Speaker 2: that's all we asked forever were Webkins. And we got
Speaker 2: like a pretty decent collection going, and like we had
Speaker 2: a really fucking cool house and we had like the
Speaker 2: the really rare items that you got with like the
Speaker 2: new Webkins and shit, and like we would trade our
Speaker 2: items and yeah whatever. And we met this girl at
Speaker 2: a hair salon because our were getting haircuts, and she
Speaker 2: was like, oh, do you play Webkins And we're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we play Webkins, and she was like we should play sometime.
Speaker 2: And like I forgot how she knew about our island
Speaker 2: or our house, but basically, oh, because we showed her
Speaker 2: a picture of our webc all of our Webkins, and
Speaker 2: she knew like the items, the rare items that came
Speaker 2: along with them, and like she could just only imagine
Speaker 2: what our house looked like. And she was like, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, Like what's your password? We should like play
Speaker 2: together sometime, and like you should let me play on
Speaker 2: your account and then she like and that one was
Speaker 2: like yeah, like give me your password, So like we
Speaker 2: traded passwords with her and we went to log into
Speaker 2: each other's accounts, and this fucking bitch logged into our
Speaker 2: account and stole our most rare item I don't remember
Speaker 2: what it was and sent it to herself, but her
Speaker 2: dumb ass gave her her real password, and so we
Speaker 2: logged into her account, sent our item back, send everything
Speaker 2: in her house to us, and changed our password and
Speaker 2: never saw her again. And like, we completely ruined that
Speaker 2: game for her forever, but like she deserved it because.
Speaker 1: Rightfully so, we're just being naive like sweet kids, she
Speaker 1: decided to take advttione.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, literally, just like, don't fucking come from me,
Speaker 2: because I will destroy you, kill your family. I will
Speaker 2: burn your house down and plant C four in it
Speaker 2: and watch your That's my favorite fucking thing in the
Speaker 2: world is to say I'm gonna blow something up with
Speaker 2: an RPG, Like I fucking love that.
Speaker 3: I have never said this publicly, but I just thought
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I've been catfished once in my life, and it, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, I don't even know if I know what
Speaker 2: you're talking about.
Speaker 1: No, you don't, because this is so embarrassing. Holy, this
Speaker 1: is like this was literally back. This is so funny, funny, No,
Speaker 1: this is in sixth grade like some mind you I'm
Speaker 1: like literally twelve or like eleven or twelve, and I
Speaker 1: was a big fan of Shake It Up and I was.
Speaker 3: I was on Winner and like I had like this
Speaker 3: like Twitter or I don't even know how I met
Speaker 3: this person. I don't even know if it was on Twitter,
Speaker 3: I don't know what. I think I met them on
Speaker 3: fucking Omigel.
Speaker 2: Oh, and I was on Omegle.
Speaker 3: And this person straight up was like I'm Bella Thorne
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: And I didn't have a phone at the time, so
Speaker 1: we talked on Kick or I did have a phone,
Speaker 1: but we spoke on Kick because I was embarrassed because
Speaker 1: I had an Android and I was like bellaphone definitely
Speaker 1: has an iPhone, like she's gonna see my messages, agreed,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure so or subject. Anyway, we spoke on
Speaker 1: Kick and she would straight up like we me and
Speaker 1: this person, whoever the fuck it was, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think it was like an older person. It definitely was
Speaker 1: someone around my age who was just lying because they
Speaker 1: were too nervous to like say their real information. Because
Speaker 1: we would have real conversations, but every now start talking
Speaker 1: about being.
Speaker 3: So fucked up there.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, everyone's like I'm better because she's a better dancer.
Speaker 2: Everybody, did you ever talk about her?
Speaker 1: Like she'd be like, but everyone always bullies me because
Speaker 1: I'm dyslexic, Like it's so hard that you would just
Speaker 1: like randomly bring that up and like me being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Bella, you're just a person, Like how
Speaker 1: long did this go on for? It probably went on
Speaker 1: for like three months, like it went on, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why we stopped talking, but I
Speaker 1: think I just like came to the realization I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not be.
Speaker 2: That's like.
Speaker 1: Moments where I'm like, oh my god, no word, are
Speaker 1: you serious?
Speaker 3: That's who you are right now?
Speaker 2: Holy ship? Well that's fucking hilarious. I like I remembered
Speaker 2: that story halfway through, but I like forgot how fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Dude, Like people make funny because I can't dance and
Speaker 1: I have dyslexia, Like, which is so funny for this
Speaker 1: random person to be like me being that can't fucking
Speaker 1: dance and like adding that to her character being like
Speaker 1: Bella Thori is secure because you can't dance as good as.
Speaker 2: An that's so fucking funny. I'm trying. There's like a
Speaker 2: in a bear and like in like seventh grade when
Speaker 2: Call of Duty Modern Warfare two is like crazy. I
Speaker 2: was obsessed with like j tag x j tagged Xbox
Speaker 2: with xboxes, which is like hot swapping like the disc
Speaker 2: so like you could like play like hacked CDs on it,
Speaker 2: and like I wanted a j tag Xbox so fucking bad,
Speaker 2: but like I just didn't want to get in trouble
Speaker 2: with like the law or some shit. I don't know
Speaker 2: why I never got it, but I like had the
Speaker 2: resort to other methods to getting my Modern Warfare too
Speaker 2: count hacked because all of my friends got infected with
Speaker 2: like the hacks, and like I wanted tenth prestige because
Speaker 2: that fucking emblem was the most beautiful thing I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my fucking life, and every one of my
Speaker 2: friends had it, so like I had the resort to
Speaker 2: other methods, So I went to fucking eBay and got
Speaker 2: on eBay and like bought a listing for twenty five
Speaker 2: dollars for like a hacked lobby that I could get
Speaker 2: tenth prestige and unlock all the guns in Call of
Speaker 2: Duty and I was like, oh, this is like fucking huge,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna have better hacks. I'm gonna have hacks
Speaker 2: that last the entire time I play, and like all
Speaker 2: this crazy shit. They they messaged or they emailed me
Speaker 2: and they're like what's your password and account or email
Speaker 2: and blah blah blah blah blah, and like my naive
Speaker 2: six rad ass gave it to them and they hacked
Speaker 2: my account and sent me like the most conniving like
Speaker 2: they called me like a squeaker, which was like a
Speaker 2: fucking derogatory turn. There, you fucking squeaker, Like your account
Speaker 2: just got hacked, bitch, And like I was so embarrassed
Speaker 2: and humiliated because like when I got hacked into like yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just it's my dad's credit card is on the account,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my fucking god, they're gonna
Speaker 2: steal all of my dad's money. So I had to
Speaker 2: go and tell my dad. And my mom literally called
Speaker 2: this like found this kid's mom's phone number somehow. I
Speaker 2: think she probably emailed him and was like this is
Speaker 2: Drew's mom, Like what's your mom's number? And bitched her,
Speaker 2: not bitched his mom out, but like just yelled at
Speaker 2: this kid's mom for an hour, and like they like
Speaker 2: beast mom together, like they like fucking power rangered and
Speaker 2: just yelled at this kid together for an hour and
Speaker 2: I got my account back. And then two weeks later
Speaker 2: I did the same thing and just never told anybody.
Speaker 2: And my dad's my dad's identity could still be stolen
Speaker 2: to this day. So I just never learned my family,
Speaker 2: You're I just I know, I just never learned my
Speaker 2: fucking lesson, and I give my password out to everybody,
Speaker 2: like I literally just sent a fucking photo of my
Speaker 2: card over text, Like I literally don't learn my lesson.
Speaker 3: I do that shit all the time.
Speaker 1: And then like when certain things like when you're like
Speaker 1: ordering like from a dispensary and it literally asked for
Speaker 1: front and back photos of your fucking license.
Speaker 3: Uh, your license.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, your license, core, just your license,
Speaker 1: and I send it, and I'm thinking, like this is
Speaker 1: so dangerous.
Speaker 3: I really just don't care about my identity anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in my head, I'm like I'm such a
Speaker 1: public figure, like which doesn't correlate at all, Like you
Speaker 1: could be a public figure and have privacy, but I'm just.
Speaker 2: Like like y'all can have it, Like, yeah, if they
Speaker 2: want it that bad, maybe they deserve it more than I.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they.
Speaker 3: Deserve my identity more than I.
Speaker 2: That's literally what I'm saying is like, my identity is
Speaker 2: already stolen in like the dark webs, and it's just
Speaker 2: being flipped around and cycled. And I probably have thirty
Speaker 2: six cards opened under my name, don't even fucking realize
Speaker 2: it yet. And my credit score is zero negative five thousand.
Speaker 2: So at this point, I'm like, literally, I don't give
Speaker 2: a shit, Like I don't care. I don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just remembered because you're talking about being on eBay.
Speaker 1: I remember during the like one direction, like fucking hype
Speaker 1: and my face, when I was a huge fan that
Speaker 1: letter jacket, the letter jacket that was so expensive.
Speaker 3: It was one hundred dollars, which like now for like
Speaker 3: a new you talk about this twice nice made one.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, but I remember I felt like I was.
Speaker 1: I knew my dad was paying way too much money
Speaker 1: for it, and we didn't have the money to be
Speaker 1: spending that much money on anything. But I think he
Speaker 1: felt bad because I wanted to go to One direction
Speaker 1: concert so bad, and Dante got to go to Ultra
Speaker 1: like every year, and just like one direction, tickets were
Speaker 1: so expensive compared to that, so he like saved up
Speaker 1: and got me the jacket. But I remember when we
Speaker 1: were buying it, I was like, this is a scam,
Speaker 1: and I'm scamming my dad right now. And then the
Speaker 1: other thing that I haven't mentioned, but during that same time,
Speaker 1: I remember when I like bought my tickets to go.
Speaker 1: I think my dad bought my tickets obviously, was I
Speaker 1: did not have money when I was like fourteen fifteen.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was I thirteen when I went
Speaker 3: to that fucking concert.
Speaker 1: Now I was like fourteen, but I rememberber you now,
Speaker 1: oh I'm thirty eight.
Speaker 2: Because I'm just turning sixteen.
Speaker 3: You're older, You're aging rapidly. I thought you just turned fifteen.
Speaker 2: No, I turned sixteen in March. Sorry, I should have
Speaker 2: just said that. So I just turned Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like it's really weird for you to be like whatever,
Speaker 2: be having a podcast with me.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. We can be friends. I'm like a
Speaker 3: mother figure. Yeah. Anyways, I remember when I bought the tickets.
Speaker 1: I was so scared that I was being scammed by
Speaker 1: like a scalper or whatever the fuck they're called. And
Speaker 1: I remember up until like I went to also Dante
Speaker 1: went with me to that concert. I remember up until
Speaker 1: we were getting our ticket scanned, I was like I
Speaker 1: bought fake tickets, Like I know, I bought fake tickets,
Speaker 1: And I remember that anxiety was like so deep.
Speaker 3: It's so funny how like now it's.
Speaker 2: Would you have if you like, would you just yes?
Speaker 3: I believe it was yeah. I would have been like
Speaker 3: I loved it so much, like I loved it it
Speaker 3: was like to this day.
Speaker 1: Because my dad would have been so upset and then
Speaker 1: also felt like so bad for me, So I would
Speaker 1: have been.
Speaker 3: Like I loved it, like it was awesome. But it's so.
Speaker 1: Interesting to think how like buying anything on the internet
Speaker 1: used to be like there's a sho ninety nine percent chance.
Speaker 3: You're getting scammed.
Speaker 2: Like it used to feel like anything.
Speaker 1: You're buying on the internet is probably one hundred percent
Speaker 1: likely that they're just stealing.
Speaker 2: Your fucking bones, like like literally like you're getting shipped
Speaker 2: bones in the mail. Like that's what I was always
Speaker 2: scared of, was like bones and rocks.
Speaker 1: And now it's like there's of course you could still
Speaker 1: get scammed, but like it's so easy to tell in
Speaker 1: most people on the Internet are like real people who
Speaker 1: are like.
Speaker 2: Trying to see my dad gets scammed all the fucking
Speaker 2: time by Instagram ads all the time. Like there was
Speaker 2: there was the most absurd fucking thing I have ever
Speaker 2: seen in an ad in my entire life. And it
Speaker 2: was like this like remote control like floating shark, but
Speaker 2: like not like the Helium one. It was like the
Speaker 2: It was the most absurd thing I've ever seen. It
Speaker 2: was like an RC flying like and he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my fucking god.
Speaker 3: I need that, I need that.
Speaker 2: And he spent like twenty five dollars on it, which
Speaker 2: red flag number one, like an RC shark is not
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars, like a three hundred dollars ordeal. He
Speaker 2: got it in the mail and it was literally a
Speaker 2: plastic toy shark that you get from Dollar Tree, this
Speaker 2: big and it was like just a hunk of plastic
Speaker 2: painted and that's what he got and like to I
Speaker 2: won't let him live it down.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wait, he buys so much shit off of the internet.
Speaker 2: He just discovered Amazon like this last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my parents recently like made the splurge for them
Speaker 1: supposed to be like fuck it, We're gonna get Amazon Prime,
Speaker 1: and they like buy the most dumb shit ever. Like
Speaker 1: I walk in the house and I'm like, what is
Speaker 1: this And my mom was like, I got it off
Speaker 1: Amazon and.
Speaker 3: That's like our only expedition.
Speaker 2: I wonder what the percentage of the population is that
Speaker 2: has Prime, Like it's gotta be like upwards of like
Speaker 2: sixty percent now or is that like too high.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's probably a huge number.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's super common, like my parents. But
Speaker 1: I just remembered actually in eleventh grade, I got scammed
Speaker 1: off grilled, and I was so fucking I was literally
Speaker 1: so mad because my friend, like a close friend at
Speaker 1: the time, Patrese, I was getting him. We would always joke,
Speaker 1: and what made me more annoyed is it was kind
Speaker 1: of a joke purchase. Like at this time, like Bape
Speaker 1: already kind of like died down because we all know
Speaker 1: Bape like had it's like huge thing, and like the
Speaker 1: early twenty two thousands and then like twenty fourteen, like yeah,
Speaker 1: like they all had their like ups and downs, and
Speaker 1: by this time, it was like twenty sixteen or like
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen. So it wasn't like the coolest thing to have, babe,
Speaker 1: but it's not like it was like you could kind
Speaker 1: of laugh at it, even though I owned babe things
Speaker 1: like whatever. So I bought him this fucking stupid ass
Speaker 1: of bape jacket, like one of the zip ups. So
Speaker 1: I spent like kind of a decent amount on it.
Speaker 1: I got like it was at the time, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: this I should have known because this one was like
Speaker 1: one point fifteen, and I was like, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: fucking cop this because like I never see this at
Speaker 1: this price. It's usually like two hundred and up. And
Speaker 1: I bought it, and I remember I was like, Patrese
Speaker 1: is gonna fucking love this.
Speaker 3: And then it just never came and I was so sad.
Speaker 3: I was literally so upset.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's like before Brail had like authenticity
Speaker 2: yeahs and like buyer protection and shit like yeah.
Speaker 1: Because now it's like if they don't ship that shit
Speaker 1: out in like forty eight hours, like you get your
Speaker 1: money back.
Speaker 3: But I remember I was like, can I please get
Speaker 3: my money back?
Speaker 1: And he was like fuck you. I was like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna die soon. Like, trust me, I know these things.
Speaker 2: And you're actually probably dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he is. I actually visited his grave
Speaker 3: and I pissed on good.
Speaker 2: Like we worked on a fucking grave. I bought so
Speaker 2: much fake shit off of Grailed and didn't realize it
Speaker 2: was fake until years later, and yeah, that's just like
Speaker 2: my life. But there was one thing on eBay that
Speaker 2: I bought that I was like certain. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this has to be real, and it was that Supreme
Speaker 2: face mask. Yeah, and I bought like that Supreme face
Speaker 2: mask and it was like the normal price. But then
Speaker 2: like I recently found it and I was like, is
Speaker 2: this thing real? And I like looked it up because
Speaker 2: it's still in my like red chest and I looked
Speaker 2: it up and now it was fake, like literally fake
Speaker 2: as fucking bones. Like the little tag was like so off.
Speaker 2: But yeah, just just naive. Buying Grailed was so scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Grailed was like because those are like the worst
Speaker 1: people in the fashion game. Yeah, it's like like not
Speaker 1: everyone on Grailed now, but like at that time, it
Speaker 1: was just like pieces of shit, kids who were literally
Speaker 1: scamming kids who lived in the middle of nowhere. It
Speaker 1: was like the piece of shit kids who actually lived
Speaker 1: in like La, who were buying real pieces, taking pictures
Speaker 1: of that shit, and then like selling the fake ones
Speaker 1: of that piece so that they could keep buying real
Speaker 1: pieces for themselves.
Speaker 2: It's honestly genius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really smart, but they fucking suck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I hate them.
Speaker 2: We just got swindled and finessed. But that's okay, dude.
Speaker 3: Remember our Supreme Tea era.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like, I so badly want a white Box
Speaker 2: Logo T shirt right now. Like, I think that's like,
Speaker 2: regardless of your opinions on super Like, I think that
Speaker 2: is just such an iconic piece of clothing and I
Speaker 2: love it. I just love the way it looks, and
Speaker 2: I love like just yet that piece, but it's still
Speaker 2: so taxed and I don't know if it'll ever be
Speaker 2: untaxed like that specific like box Lugo tea or Box
Speaker 2: Logo hoodie, I think will forever be like a grail
Speaker 2: to someone because, like I mean, if I'm still thinking
Speaker 2: about it, someone.
Speaker 1: Else there is also Like it's funny to think about
Speaker 1: how like the the market of Supreme has changed so much,
Speaker 1: like when we were buying shirts in twenty seventeen, Like
Speaker 1: those like just their like random drop teas were going
Speaker 1: for like one fifty yup like when you say oh,
Speaker 1: like they were like two hundred like up. And now
Speaker 1: I think it's like really cheap because they make so
Speaker 1: many fucking shirts that, like I don't know if it
Speaker 1: like cost do.
Speaker 2: Their drops even sell out anymore? I don't know who
Speaker 2: the fuck is buying Supreme like on drop day anymore,
Speaker 2: like genuinely like like I don't know who.
Speaker 1: I feel like there are people who are doing it.
Speaker 1: I mean like I did want that bug set.
Speaker 2: I wanted a bug sex oh dude, and that I
Speaker 2: loved that camo jacket the was it Junior Wantanabe? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I wanted that so bad.
Speaker 3: The fuck is happening?
Speaker 2: But yeah that that was a cool collection. But Supreme
Speaker 2: like literally freaks me the fuck out now, like it
Speaker 2: I haven't tied to such like dark like ego thoughts.
Speaker 3: There's nothing on the site. I don't know what's happening,
Speaker 3: Like I can't navigate it and it's freaking.
Speaker 2: One time, at fucking we were at like a high
Speaker 2: school football game and I was like wearing like a
Speaker 2: Supreme hoodie or something, and it was like the first
Speaker 2: time I was like ever actually bullied in person, and
Speaker 2: it was by this kid that I grew up with
Speaker 2: and like like we literally shared the same last name,
Speaker 2: so like we were like homies by like force in
Speaker 2: school and he was like me and tag War are
Speaker 2: supreme fits to the football game. And sure enough, this motherfucker,
Speaker 2: like it definitely came from a very jealous place. But
Speaker 2: he was like, oh, I see, like like I can't
Speaker 2: say what he said, but he said supreme somethings are
Speaker 2: out to play or something, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck, Like what do you mean? And I was bullied.
Speaker 1: And well didn't he end up also dying because there
Speaker 1: we have talked about there's such this weird thing when
Speaker 1: people bully us and are rude to us, they do
Speaker 1: pass away soon after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking weird. So if you say anything fucking
Speaker 2: rude about us ever, you'll die. It's like actually so scary.
Speaker 3: I mean it's also they were like proud of, but
Speaker 3: like it's definitely like it comes in handy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a curse.
Speaker 1: I'm like really trying hard to see like how much
Speaker 1: like this is fucking saying this?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm what.
Speaker 2: The hell are you looking up you've been looking at
Speaker 2: for fifteen I.
Speaker 1: Was looking up the like Supreme tease because I was
Speaker 1: just like, I wonder what the market is like, like
Speaker 1: I want to know like how much like they're being
Speaker 1: resold for Like are they still.
Speaker 3: Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Are they still selling?
Speaker 1: Am I tripping? Like there are a lot that are
Speaker 1: still selling for like two hundred dollars? But I mean,
Speaker 1: like going into one of those shops like around two,
Speaker 1: like are all the tea is still that expensive? Because
Speaker 1: I remember even at the end of it, some teas
Speaker 1: were like eighty five dollars. It wasn't like it wasn't like,
Speaker 1: which is still crazy, but I think I think retail
Speaker 1: they're already like sixty dollars, so like paying twenty dollars
Speaker 1: on top of it isn't the craziest thing. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I saw this and it's there Mike Kelly shirt, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's cute.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh damn fifteen bucks for this, like and
Speaker 3: then look at the way.
Speaker 1: They and I don't think it's like a real the
Speaker 1: real like Mike Kelly thing.
Speaker 2: They did not, but like it's what the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go up to the camera.
Speaker 2: Way, No, you can show it. We can have Kai
Speaker 2: insert it.
Speaker 3: No, but it's just so funny. It's not gonna show.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell how.
Speaker 1: To like show it because I was like fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good deal, honestly. And it's literally cut
Speaker 1: up like a fucking maniac. No more Diy cutting your shirts.
Speaker 2: Or no more little it's the little Hoddy effect, Like
Speaker 2: little Hoody is doing it, so you can stop. Let
Speaker 2: little Hoddy do it.
Speaker 3: Once little Hoodie is doing it, it's done. Yeah, But I
Speaker 3: will say, we watched the High Pals.
Speaker 2: Show, and I'm like, no, little Hoody, like all of
Speaker 2: them are like cute except for that freak of zoid,
Speaker 2: freak of nature freak bitch Alex Warring is And I'm
Speaker 2: not to stand that motherfucker. And I hope you hear it.
Speaker 2: I hope you hear us like berating him making beay.
Speaker 2: Let me let me be clear, everything that happened to
Speaker 2: him in his past is really sad and tragic, and
Speaker 2: I really do feel bad for him for that. But
Speaker 2: the way this motherfucker can like treats the industry and
Speaker 2: treats himself like takes himself that serious and like how
Speaker 2: everything is like shrouded in this like illusion of wealth
Speaker 2: and like he has to make as much money as possible. Now,
Speaker 2: like maybe I hate it so much is because that's
Speaker 2: how I used to think. I don't know, I just
Speaker 2: legitimately like cannot stand him. Like the way he speaks,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, God, no.
Speaker 3: Dude, he's a fucking freak of nature.
Speaker 1: One the way he talks to his girlfriend, which I guess,
Speaker 1: like if you watch the show, yeah, sure whatever, I
Speaker 1: guess there's like some like resolution at the end. And
Speaker 1: I'm not about to tell like that sweet girl to
Speaker 1: like walk away, but you know the saying if you
Speaker 1: find yourself in your relationship being like no it's good.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, babe byway, babes, babes. That's no way to know,
Speaker 3: because that guy is a fucking freak.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: The way he talks was driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: Also, just like that show is just kind of sad,
Speaker 1: like more than anything. It was more sad than it
Speaker 1: was like obnoxious and like laughable. Because as someone who's
Speaker 1: a part of a friend group who we do film
Speaker 1: together and we do work together a lot, I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, I wonder if people think, are they people
Speaker 1: like that? Definitely think that all the groups in the
Speaker 1: world function like this. And what's crazy too, is they
Speaker 1: kept considering themselves like this group of friends friends before anything.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, if my my friends started talking about
Speaker 1: our relationships like this, I would be very uncomforted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be very weird and like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It Also, like it made me really sad because that show,
Speaker 2: like very obviously was supposed to be something completely different
Speaker 2: from the beginning, but like certain people backed out in
Speaker 2: like certain people's contracts sent lineup and they couldn't figure
Speaker 2: out like the payment situation. So that's why it was
Speaker 2: eight episodes long, and a lot of the people that
Speaker 2: like you really wanted to see weren't in it, and
Speaker 2: so they had to force these like fake narratives throughout
Speaker 2: it that were just kind of fucking boring.
Speaker 3: Dude, It was.
Speaker 1: Actually one of the most boring things ever. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: felt like you put a camera on random kids.
Speaker 2: Yes, but it was very entertaining at like some points,
Speaker 2: like it picked up this like like when they stopped
Speaker 2: talking about all the SOB stories and like got into
Speaker 2: like what are their names, like Barn and Jadenner.
Speaker 3: It's like Baron Rylan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Baron Rylan and little Huddy.
Speaker 1: And like Chase like that was all of their camera
Speaker 1: time to me was fucking.
Speaker 2: And then Maria Ravin and Larry like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, h hilarious.
Speaker 2: They carried the fucking show like for me personally, like
Speaker 2: anytime they were on camera, I was reading for them
Speaker 2: and I was like, these kids.
Speaker 1: Are so I know, if they like spent more time
Speaker 1: filming those like cruise, it would be way funnier.
Speaker 3: But literally like not us, like confirming what they were
Speaker 3: saying in the show where they were like I just
Speaker 3: feel like it's very split right now. I'm like, yeah, girl,
Speaker 3: for your reason, Yeah, it is very.
Speaker 2: Funny when this y'all are boring and they're funny.
Speaker 1: Y'all are too existential and like so like I guess,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We've been lucky, but it's not even luck.
Speaker 1: It's by choice. We made it this way. We made
Speaker 1: it this way where we were.
Speaker 2: Like normal people.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, we're like normal, we're carrying out normal friendships
Speaker 1: and we just so happened to make content together and
Speaker 1: like do it naturally and it.
Speaker 3: Would be a different story like the way they would be, like.
Speaker 1: When they went on that trip together and they were like,
Speaker 1: no one's making content. Like I'm like, I thought, like
Speaker 1: the whole thing was it of this was like y'all
Speaker 1: are friends and rekindling like friendships. Yeah, and they just
Speaker 1: kept like the way they talked about making content and like.
Speaker 3: Just really weird.
Speaker 1: But I guess that is just like a side of
Speaker 1: the Internet that we don't really understand because we don't
Speaker 1: make content one nearly as much, and two with that
Speaker 1: kind of ideology. We really make content at our own
Speaker 1: free will, and we do it because we genuinely love
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 3: I guess that's the other thing is like.
Speaker 1: They were thrust Yeah, and they would talk constantly about
Speaker 1: how like a lot of them don't like doing what
Speaker 1: they do and like we do the things we do
Speaker 1: because we like doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also Alex like so badly wants to be
Speaker 2: David doe Brick that like, I know.
Speaker 1: You know what's fucked up is he made me look
Speaker 1: at him and be like, damn, maybe David do Brick
Speaker 1: is a decent person. Like and that's when you know
Speaker 1: it's bad. It is because I'm looking at this like
Speaker 1: copycat and being like, damn, the real one's better, dude,
Speaker 1: like at least be a good person, like if you're
Speaker 1: gonna like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Again, Also, I don't know this motherfucker personally.
Speaker 1: He could be like the the nicest, sweetest angel ever.
Speaker 2: But they could have it could have just been like
Speaker 2: reality like TV bullshit like that we all know happens
Speaker 2: and like painted into the bad light. But like I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: like you can blame it on the edit, a blame
Speaker 2: it on the edit, but you said those things and
Speaker 2: he said those said it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also I stand Thomas, I stand his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: His girlfriend, Yeah, I know she eats.
Speaker 3: She's like the most grounded person ever. Like I'm sure
Speaker 3: some people are gonna be like, bitch, I'm not watching
Speaker 3: this fucking shoe, fuck you.
Speaker 1: But I think it is like honestly way more interesting
Speaker 1: this way than it could.
Speaker 3: Have been, like if they had it really interesting because
Speaker 3: it's so like sad that it's like very real.
Speaker 2: It is like a really real thing of.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, of just like a lot of people in entertainment,
Speaker 1: like especially this part of entertainment, and I like get it.
Speaker 3: It is like a big fear of.
Speaker 1: It's so accessible to so many people now that you
Speaker 1: can be easily replaced, and it's like this fear of
Speaker 1: like wanting to stay on top. But again, I don't know.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm like, you can't do it this way.
Speaker 1: You can't do anything in life that way. Where you're
Speaker 1: just like, yes, it's normal to have these anxieties about
Speaker 1: what where you're gonna be in like the near future,
Speaker 1: but to really force it and start to mutilate the
Speaker 1: people around you and the relationships around you and belittle
Speaker 1: them into nothing but numbers is really dangerous and it's
Speaker 1: like not a good game to play at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's like, but I do that, Like I
Speaker 2: use y'all as ponds.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at this.
Speaker 1: That's that's why I, Like, I honestly was like fuck
Speaker 1: a podcast, Like I never want to work with Drew again.
Speaker 1: Like honestly, I'm gonna go move back to Miami and
Speaker 1: never speak to these people again.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then like I was at lunch and I overheard
Speaker 1: the girlfriend, uh call her daddy. She was like talking
Speaker 1: about how much money she makes, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Like I like need that and I
Speaker 1: want that. So that's why I started a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yep. No, I literally genuinely ne mine.
Speaker 3: What were you gonna say something?
Speaker 4: Mean?
Speaker 1: I literally have to take his xanax before I like
Speaker 1: get on here, because if I don't, I'll freak the
Speaker 1: fuck out and punch you.
Speaker 3: What the fuck hate you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Alex Warren did not break his foot.
Speaker 3: What a piece of show you did? Not, Like you're
Speaker 3: such a pussy foot.
Speaker 2: No, you did it because you were on the fucking
Speaker 2: roof of your trailer literally the next day, Like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you did not break anything. This is an Alex stupid, fucking,
Speaker 2: stupid fucking cart that you wrote on little freak bitch.
Speaker 1: I just I Also, I just don't like fucking content
Speaker 1: in general, like whether it be like Alex Warner David
Speaker 1: Dibert content. I don't like when the content is making
Speaker 1: your friend like the butt of the joke or like
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Is like yeah, because they had a peabody kid, that's
Speaker 2: literally obviously their Jonah, And like the whole Jonah situation
Speaker 2: makes me very uncomfortable. It always has, like because that's
Speaker 2: not even his fucking name, Like it's just like he
Speaker 2: he heavy guy, like funny joke, like we're gonna make
Speaker 2: him the butt of every joke, and I'm like also
Speaker 2: fucking alone.
Speaker 1: To add on top of it, Like literally, one of
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill's biggest pet peet with Hollywood is that he
Speaker 1: like gets typecasted as like the bigger guy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: this guy's whole thing is calling his bigger friend Jonah Hill, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you're like doubling down on this like narrative,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like again to each their own.
Speaker 3: Do I hate watch all of their content?
Speaker 1: Yes, because I'm a fucking loser and I love keeping
Speaker 1: up and being like this is laughable.
Speaker 3: You're a freak.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they're still making money off us, and that's
Speaker 2: genuinely all they fucking care about. Yeah, at the end
Speaker 2: of the day, that is all they care about, which,
Speaker 2: like I wish my brain work.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna start endangering you guys.
Speaker 2: Like I'm so down. Like I've said it before, Like
Speaker 2: you can stab me like randomly at any point, like
Speaker 2: as long as it's non lethal, just because one, I
Speaker 2: want to know what it feels like, and two like
Speaker 2: it would make a fantastic story.
Speaker 1: It would make a fantastic episode of the podcast, just
Speaker 1: the audio literally, but yeah, and that's my take on
Speaker 1: the hype House Show. Honestly, if I'm going to like
Speaker 1: put a number on it, six out.
Speaker 2: Of ten, really like pretty, I was gonna say like
Speaker 2: a five, four or five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm giving it a six because like
Speaker 1: I watched the whole thing and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, we did watch weep.
Speaker 3: We binged the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: So like I'm like anything that's like even brain rowdy
Speaker 1: enough to make me binge watch it, Like there's obviously
Speaker 1: something here and I'm intrigued by these people.
Speaker 2: So you'd agree with my take on the Madden Dragons
Speaker 2: and that they have to be doing something. It may
Speaker 2: not be for your brain, but to have every song
Speaker 2: you put out have a billion streams, you're doing something,
Speaker 2: You're doing something you like. It's true, it's true, it's true.
Speaker 3: It's all fou everything I do.
Speaker 1: Everyone, anyone who is brave enough to make something for
Speaker 1: the public eye, they get kudos for at least that.
Speaker 2: How about that everything?
Speaker 1: See, the thing is I'm talking and I'm saying something serious,
Speaker 1: and you're just like ignoring me because you want to
Speaker 1: take your turn to talk next.
Speaker 2: No, I'm singing a song and it's for you, for you,
Speaker 2: It's all for you. Everything I do.
Speaker 3: I tell you all the time. Heaven is a place.
Speaker 2: On Wait, it's like literally making you tear up a
Speaker 2: little bit, like come on, that's my song?
Speaker 3: You like the bad Girl? Here's that tue Okay, sixty
Speaker 3: three minutes.
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn alright. Media of the week.
Speaker 3: He they should have got James Charles on that high
Speaker 3: pal ship. I gotta know what was.
Speaker 2: What connection did you make there? Lo ANTHONYA James Charles?
Speaker 2: What was that connection?
Speaker 3: Did he used to say that?
Speaker 2: Oh? He said?
Speaker 1: Video of the week, Yeah, go piss girl.
Speaker 3: My video media of the week.
Speaker 1: Has been in these videos where people show how to
Speaker 1: use different kind of knives, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: That's like all I can watch, like how.
Speaker 1: To cut every cheese, how to use every Japanese knife,
Speaker 1: why Japanese knives are so expensive? How to cut every
Speaker 1: kind of shellfish, how to prepare any kind of meat?
Speaker 1: Because I'm so fascinated, like what a good.
Speaker 2: Interesting prepare my meat with a knife.
Speaker 3: I can prepare your meat with my mouth, circumcise it.
Speaker 1: And then my audio media remind me by ptrees Russian
Speaker 1: dirty work Steely dan Uh and don't tell your mother
Speaker 1: by the Sundays Kiss one Another, don't damn.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I'm just gonna scroll through my plass and pick
Speaker 2: a rand song Boom right side off my neck by
Speaker 2: Fay Webster, I Kiss your Lips by Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
Speaker 2: and no we already said that one. It was me
Speaker 2: but by Claaro Tee for two do da Me mix
Speaker 2: kiss omadic Uno mas Paranoid Android by fucking Radiohead. Okay,
Speaker 2: radio kid, a kid a's son or in Rainbow's daughter?
Speaker 2: And you can't kill yourself?
Speaker 3: What is in rainbows?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: The fucking Radiohead?
Speaker 1: When you said, oh, fucking kill me weird, I was
Speaker 1: just but you have to choose.
Speaker 3: I'm killing myself.
Speaker 2: No, you can't, you can't, you can't.
Speaker 3: This is a son who likes Radiohead. I'm fully fucking kid.
Speaker 2: You choose a son who likes Radiohead or a daughter
Speaker 2: who likes Oh.
Speaker 3: A daughter who likes in rainbow. In rainbows is a
Speaker 3: vibe like if it's a girl who likes in rainbows,
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I get it. Mister Presciana. You're serving
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 2: Know she's smoking weed and drawing that one art style.
Speaker 1: No, because then I'm breaking her hands and she's gonna
Speaker 1: have to relearn to use her hands.
Speaker 2: Okay, And I want to see what YouTube videos I've
Speaker 2: been watching recently, because.
Speaker 1: Other than plane crashes and near death experiences.
Speaker 2: You know, that's all I watch. You know that.
Speaker 1: I literally I live to live and die for a
Speaker 1: plane crash video.
Speaker 3: That's what duhould have said.
Speaker 2: You know, what's fucked up? Is all I've been watching videos?
Speaker 2: No is keyboard videos is like really good sounding keyboards.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me show you.
Speaker 3: Oh oh you don't have YouTube premium. It's like the
Speaker 3: worst thing ever. You're literally you your main.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good, that's good, Like.
Speaker 2: I know I feel it in my penis. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I watch those all the time. Like literally, that's like
Speaker 2: kind of all I watch, me predicting the big thing
Speaker 2: coming and it being the volcano exploding and sitting a
Speaker 2: tsunami and killing a bunch of people. But recently I've
Speaker 2: been thinking, like nothing is gonna come, Like I really
Speaker 2: do think. Yeah, literally, I think like we might be
Speaker 2: in like a big thing recession. Like I genuinely believe that,
Speaker 2: like there's not gonna be anything happening for a very
Speaker 2: long time, and the pendulum is gonna swing back and
Speaker 2: we're gonna be so chill, Like the world is gonna
Speaker 2: be so chilled very soon. Predicting it, predicting it. It's
Speaker 2: gonna come true. I'm manifesting the chill.
Speaker 3: Erry is coming.
Speaker 2: Really I need to see.
Speaker 1: I need And it's like delta, but instead of losing
Speaker 1: your taste and like smell, it heightens your taste and
Speaker 1: smell m It makes you high as fun, like you
Speaker 1: get high as fu and then you want the munchies.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do a bunch of whippets.
Speaker 2: Oh this, what is that? That's a classic. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: retro that. That's a class. This is one of my
Speaker 2: medias of the week, Doctor Octagon. Whoa that was like band,
Speaker 2: original band, kid humor. I can't.
Speaker 3: High like beans.
Speaker 2: This is getting copyrighted. We can't push this up.
Speaker 3: I love beans, how about you? I don't think so.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even have a copywritten thing.
Speaker 1: In this description, say town, I can use this on
Speaker 1: my YouTube for one of my next colaches and not
Speaker 1: get canceled.
Speaker 2: I've been watching them. There's that there was like that
Speaker 2: monkey versus Dog uprising? Did you hear about the.
Speaker 3: Donkey versus dog uprising?
Speaker 2: Yes, I forget where it was, but like there was
Speaker 2: a I'm not kidding, there was like a battle and
Speaker 2: like they were killing each other. So what happened was
Speaker 2: these dogs in I think somewhere in India attacked a
Speaker 2: baby monkey and killed it. And I'm not fucking kidding.
Speaker 2: These monkeys went on like a genocidal rampage and killed
Speaker 2: over two hundred and seventy one dogs. And there's video
Speaker 2: of these monkeys dropping and throwing these dogs off of
Speaker 2: like very high buildings and killing them. It's fucking insane
Speaker 2: and the death toll is like getting out of control,
Speaker 2: and they're like, it's the most absurd shit ever. Have
Speaker 2: you not heard of this? I'm I swear to God,
Speaker 2: I swear to god.
Speaker 3: You're literally talking about a dog and monkey war. I'm
Speaker 3: on the side of the monkeys, honestly.
Speaker 2: No, same, like the dogs deserve it. There's like an
Speaker 2: actual gang war in India going on. I'm not kidding. Look,
Speaker 2: but yeah, they'd just be like, they're just killing a
Speaker 2: shit ton of dogs and they deserve it. And it's
Speaker 2: because allegedly killed around two hundred fifty dogs to take
Speaker 2: revenge because they killed one monkey baby, which is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Oh I love nature, but no, that's like that's gone beyond.
Speaker 2: Like that's like human intervention. Like that's insane. Like that's
Speaker 2: gone beyond like nature.
Speaker 3: Like that's like also monkeys learning habits from like.
Speaker 2: Which is kind of scary. I still want to smoke
Speaker 2: with uh Caesar. I still want to smoke with Caesar
Speaker 2: from Planet of the Apes. I think I feel like
Speaker 2: that would open my mind to like a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you guys so.
Speaker 2: Much for listening. We could keep going.
Speaker 3: You're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Maybe guy just wants me to cut me off always.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm cutting you out of my life after this.
Speaker 3: Fuck you. Thank you guys so much for listening. If
Speaker 3: you were the person, if you were the person who
Speaker 3: catfished me as Bella.
Speaker 2: Thorne, let me know and if you could and or
Speaker 2: if you wanted no, no, no, if you if you if
Speaker 2: you could do the thing, if or if it could
Speaker 2: figure it out, then we could know if for sure
Speaker 2: there's something wrong.
Speaker 1: One of these days, I'm gonna bring a really big,
Speaker 1: oversized pair of scissors to set and just sucking, chop
Speaker 1: your mind.
Speaker 2: Do it ode oh, do it to me?
Speaker 5: Okay, bye
Speaker 4: Mm hmmmm