WEBVTT - Enya Got Catfished

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<v Speaker 1>We welcome back, Oh, welcome to this episode of mar

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<v Speaker 1>And I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been seeing a bunch of comments recently saying like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>fitting that they say welcome back to this episode because

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<v Speaker 2>I watch every episode ten times, so.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying to I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm know I'm trying to fix it because we do

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<v Speaker 2>say it wrong every time. It is welcome No.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, but if people are like, it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>that they say that because I'm going to come back anyways, now,

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to like isolate them and like make them

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<v Speaker 1>feel like fucking freaks. So every time they listen to it,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be like, have I been here before? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm hallucinating, like I'm getting deja voods.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally everyone who is watching this is like we're experiencing

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<v Speaker 2>a mass delusion together, like we're infecting them with our

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<v Speaker 2>mental illness and they're being delusional with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw something recently that someone was like, I'm such

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<v Speaker 1>a bitter like bitch and it's honestly because of Drew

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<v Speaker 1>and Enya and I would never take a back and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Charlie Demeneo, fans are like, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>kind and sweet, and it's because Charlie's guided me and

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<v Speaker 1>people are like I fucking hate everyone. I'm like consumed

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<v Speaker 1>with bitterness and anger and it's because of these two.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm such a hypocrite because like, when I hear shit

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<v Speaker 2>like that, I'm like, there's no way people think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a bitter hater and then someone's gonna post a super

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<v Speaker 2>cut of me saying like the most evil, hateful shit ever,

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<v Speaker 2>and like I really am trying not to be mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It just is in me. It's in me, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think it's cool, trust me, but it's just in me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a part of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I think you'll never know someone nice unless

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<v Speaker 1>you know someone who's a bitch, and I'll be the

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<v Speaker 1>bitch in your life. Like, so then everyone else, you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, you're like, I'm setting your standards for human interactions.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, who?

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<v Speaker 3>So then when you have interactions with people in real life,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, damn, they're being really.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice and it can only be up from you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm only sending you guys up, So honestly, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>taking the l for y'all. So you guys should be

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<v Speaker 3>happy and stop being a fucking bitch to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw another comment that was like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard these two actually have a genuine conversation in

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<v Speaker 2>the last twenty seven episodes. Every single thing they say

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<v Speaker 2>starts with I, and it's just like it's like us

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<v Speaker 2>responding to each other with our own It's like not

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<v Speaker 2>a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's literally like the infamous John mulaney like quote

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<v Speaker 1>from one of his stand ups where.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like when I I just wait for people to

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<v Speaker 3>finish talking so I can talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, that's exactly how we function as people. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it made me freak out for a little bit. I

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<v Speaker 2>spotted for a little bit and I was like, am

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<v Speaker 2>I like a conversational narcissist?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I make the conversation about me every single time?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, is that how my friends perceive me?

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<v Speaker 2>And like the people in my life perceived me? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>am I a conversation narcissist? And I was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think so, Like I don't think I make every

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<v Speaker 2>single conversation I've ever had about me, but like it's

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<v Speaker 2>very easy like for me to do that, so and

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<v Speaker 2>I've done it a million times on here. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like does that seep into reality. But I think I've

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<v Speaker 2>been good recently about like asking questions and like actually

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<v Speaker 2>being interested in my I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Know if I ever have perceived you that way, but

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's because I fucking do the same shit. Because

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<v Speaker 1>right when you were finishing that, I was gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>like I and then I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, wait, no, that's the word.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head, I'd like to think that most conversations

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<v Speaker 1>are the person talking about themselves, because that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>have to cater to your interaction with other people is yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>But I understand what you're saying because I fully fucking

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<v Speaker 1>do that with so many people. I can name people

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<v Speaker 1>that I always feel like I do that with. One

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<v Speaker 1>of them is Sabrina, who I don't know if she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be listening to this episode, but every time we're together,

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<v Speaker 1>especially because our friendship is like newer, I just go

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<v Speaker 1>on these like intense rams where I'm like explaining something

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<v Speaker 1>about myself and my life or like something that's happened

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<v Speaker 1>to me. But we also just me and her have

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<v Speaker 1>a friendship where like we get into really intense conversations

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<v Speaker 1>like about our stuff, like our own personal life. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, this is a weird thing. We're just sharing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think if there's

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<v Speaker 2>anybody that I like see like I hijacked the conversation

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<v Speaker 2>and made it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't, But again I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that like how a conversation goes though, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how a normal come from. How do you

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<v Speaker 2>talk to other people? But I'm like also, like a

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<v Speaker 2>majority of the time, the person that I'm interacting with

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<v Speaker 2>like I have zero things in common with, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>like okay, Like like I'm I feel like this unneeded

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<v Speaker 2>pressure to carry the conversation and like I have to

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<v Speaker 2>be the one to carry the conversation because the person

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to literally doesn't know how to speak.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking is most times where in

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<v Speaker 1>moments where I feel like I'm being like the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>hijacker or terrorist of a conversation, it's because I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>to someone who's like maybe naturally a little more quiet

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<v Speaker 1>than me. Because then I think about my conversations with

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<v Speaker 1>like Nat, Me and Nat can just like talk for

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<v Speaker 1>fucking ever, and it's like I don't feel like either

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<v Speaker 1>of us are like saying too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Because nat can she's a good talker.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So like when we talk, it's literally just both

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<v Speaker 1>of us talking like almost I would maybe say an

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<v Speaker 1>insufferable amount to each other, but because we're both like

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<v Speaker 1>pretty like yappy, we could just like go on forever

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<v Speaker 1>with each other. Yeah, and with Oryan too, Like actually

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<v Speaker 1>with Ryan, I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck I talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we literally we speak like a different language when

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<v Speaker 1>we get into a room.

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<v Speaker 3>And sometimes when we're talking, I'm like I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear us, and I'm like when we sound so crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>like we don't sound normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel that. That's like how I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>like talking to anybody in the friend group, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>if anybody actually heard these conversations outside these walls, like

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<v Speaker 2>if these walls could speak, No, if any heard these

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<v Speaker 2>fucking conversations, it would be like we would be locked away,

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<v Speaker 2>like we would be fifty when.

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<v Speaker 1>So I even think about hypothetical, like what are they

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do call the police on us?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean like it's just a saying like that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like you would say that because Walts have never spoken.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, like it's like if they could speak, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's the same.

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<v Speaker 3>If they could, I don't. I don't what did they have,

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<v Speaker 3>Like first words, they wouldn't call the police.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you're like actually so fucking you're actually

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<v Speaker 2>freaking me out right now. Yeah, conversation narcissists. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like that's you know, I'm gonna own that. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>own that and be like, yeah, I do hijack every conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I'm gonna become a vibe terrorist this year.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna ruin like I've dabbled previously, I've dabbled. I

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<v Speaker 2>can ruin the mood for everybody, and I can just like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if that was dabbling, you were like

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<v Speaker 1>you were wearing it. No, you you know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can dabble because when you were at first

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<v Speaker 1>of a terrorists, you weren't like really aware, like you

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<v Speaker 1>were aware.

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<v Speaker 2>Of it, but I couldn't control SOO got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it wasn't like you were doing it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can dabble for fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now I can walk into a room and just

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<v Speaker 2>give off the worst fucking energy ever and just like

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<v Speaker 2>like there's those people that walk into a room and

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<v Speaker 2>like you immediately, like you can feel their presence and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it's like a great feeling that you're like

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<v Speaker 2>almost comforted, and you're like you like look up at

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<v Speaker 2>them and you're like wow, Like that's like a like

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<v Speaker 2>that person knows some shit, has been through some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm the opposite of that. I'm like that person

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<v Speaker 2>is a dark entity and like they're gonna cut like

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<v Speaker 2>ruin the vibe, and that's like what I plan on being.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead of lighting up the room, you literally want to

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<v Speaker 1>turn off the lights and like flash.

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<v Speaker 2>Banks exactly, throw fucking flashbanks and like ringing sound and

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<v Speaker 2>like call of duty. No, someone who, honestly, I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>almost embarrassed to admit this, but someone who has that

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<v Speaker 2>like aura for me with someone we experienced yesterday in

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<v Speaker 2>the grocery store, and like when I saw Sean Mendez

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<v Speaker 2>in person, I'm not kidding, it felt like like there

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<v Speaker 2>was like this aura like it there, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying, Like there was a presence in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't because he was Shawn Mendes maybe it

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<v Speaker 2>was a little bit, but also like he had an energy, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was wearing a cream sweater, which was reflecting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of life and making it hard for me

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<v Speaker 1>to walk around delusionable.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was following us.

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<v Speaker 2>We followed us everywhere in that fucking story. He like

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<v Speaker 2>was obsessed with That's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like kind of like at one point, I

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<v Speaker 1>heard like a and then I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>is Shawn mandaes in here with COVID?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is he sniffing like that?

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<v Speaker 1>And then he was really closer us, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, is Shawn Menda sniffing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It was like fucking diabolical. And also he made

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<v Speaker 2>eye contact with Kai and they had such intense eye

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<v Speaker 2>contact that he crashed the cart into his homies. And

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to say that for Kyle Or.

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<v Speaker 1>It was literally he saw us and like maybe by

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<v Speaker 1>some chance he knows that we're like some of the

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<v Speaker 1>most evil people on the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>And he literally got like scared to.

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<v Speaker 1>The bone because he knew to sit on MIC's the

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<v Speaker 1>next day and make up a story.

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<v Speaker 2>And lie about lie about the interact.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, I'm like first phone and like texting his publicist.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like no, he like pulled out a fucking like

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<v Speaker 2>razor and held it in my neck. I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>want to get into that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he literally, Okay, like Shawn Mendes seems like a

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<v Speaker 1>sweet person, but he literally carries a shank around And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, we're in Arewan, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're good, You're good, bro, But no, he did. Like

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<v Speaker 2>we were looking at the vitamins, Okay, he followed us

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<v Speaker 2>around the store, like we're not joking about that, Like

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<v Speaker 2>everything else is a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>We all just so happened to be going into the

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<v Speaker 3>same exact.

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<v Speaker 2>Funks and we do him to it every time. And

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<v Speaker 2>I know he was I know he was insecure.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would get to an island, he'd be right

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<v Speaker 1>behind us, and like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of my instinct was to like leave immediately, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was like I was here first.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was here first, And I'm gonna be loud

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<v Speaker 2>and obnoxious, and I'm going to say the most absurd ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Polish thing is what also does it help us?

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<v Speaker 1>In air one of my favorite places to be loud

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<v Speaker 1>and obnoxious because I feel like the people in there

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<v Speaker 1>feel like they're safe from freaks in there. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the fucking freaking I'm gonna make you.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we were in the Vibe aisles and we

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<v Speaker 2>were looking at just like weird holistic bullshit, like per

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<v Speaker 2>usual that I do because I believe in it. And

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<v Speaker 2>we were looking at these boxes and we were standing

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<v Speaker 2>in front of this row and he reaches over my

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<v Speaker 2>shoulder and completely invades my personal space. I know that

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<v Speaker 2>kind I was like, weird, right, and I felt you

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<v Speaker 2>know what it felt like. It felt like that one

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<v Speaker 2>interviewer where he was like, can I smell your armpit?

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<v Speaker 2>Because like his armpit was in my face and I

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<v Speaker 2>like smelled his deodorant. And I'm not joking. I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>not lying. Do you know what clip I'm referencing. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a Shawn Mindes clip where the interviewer is like, let

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<v Speaker 2>me smell your armpit, and Shaunman's like okay, and he

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<v Speaker 2>lifts up his arm and he smells it and he's

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<v Speaker 2>like that's nice. And it's like the most uncomfortable clip

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<v Speaker 2>ever and I'm probably shouldn't be bringing it up because

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<v Speaker 2>he's Seaun Minds is actively trying to get it eradicated

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<v Speaker 2>from the Internet, and I just like, keep adding fire

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<v Speaker 2>to the flame or oxygen to the flame.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you did do that, And he seemed like a

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<v Speaker 3>sweet man. But he didn't say excuse me, which.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, which I gave him a pass

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<v Speaker 2>because he is she and mendally like he is like

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<v Speaker 2>that bitch, but like he is Shawn Witherspoon. Yeah he

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<v Speaker 2>is Sean Witherspoon, but no, he he also interacted with

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<v Speaker 2>this baby in a very sweet way in this baby

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<v Speaker 2>in her and her mother, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like he is just a guy. But then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I can see right through your publicity stunts, like I

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<v Speaker 2>can see that you want people to see you being

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<v Speaker 2>nice to this baby. But I just like I just

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust anybody you need it anymore? Like I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally like can't. Everything's a publicity stunting out to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But why how do we even fucking get there? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about it?

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<v Speaker 2>He had an aura literally talk a light when you

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<v Speaker 2>enter the room.

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<v Speaker 3>He said something, this is your life. Yeah, I'm so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him in an iron. I literally turned and

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<v Speaker 1>like walked kind of goes and I got.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Shawn mendous.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we turn and we walked back and I

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<v Speaker 1>looked at him and I was like, I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Such a knack for immediately seeing people.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have your mask on, you could have your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking sunglasses on, you could have your hat on.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit I see right through all of that, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>am so I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Like because I don't claim to be someone who like

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily cares for celebrities by any means, but I can

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<v Speaker 1>point them out really easily and I'll be like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know their name, but that's someone from that and

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<v Speaker 1>then the person with me will be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's literally Bill La Lah and yeah that's my story,

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<v Speaker 1>and fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You cool bro, like good at recognizing people, like you

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<v Speaker 2>have a pattern seeking brain. Like Okay, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say that I was also in the room, so maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the energy that you were feeling was No, actually it

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<v Speaker 2>could be Kai, it could be your energy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, no, actually, all day yesterday not

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<v Speaker 1>only was it raining and like scary outside, but like

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<v Speaker 1>you were with us, which definitely added to like dulling

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<v Speaker 1>my senses. But then when we got an Iowa with them.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, Kai, like you do have a you

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<v Speaker 2>do have a comforting aura, like genuinely I genuinely mean that,

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<v Speaker 2>but like not in that scenario that that was.

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<v Speaker 1>That is definitely outshining. Yeah, you see, you can't even

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<v Speaker 1>take like a little compliment and go with it. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to like, why are you trying to beat Shawn

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<v Speaker 1>Mendes right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know, Shann Mendes has a better order than you.

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<v Speaker 1>He has beautiful hair like a beaniean. I thought, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but he had his hair like fluffing out, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you've got beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair also like the richest man in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>You better have.

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<v Speaker 2>Good hair better.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but k I, we love being around you.

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<v Speaker 3>What I have to bring him back because we are

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<v Speaker 3>so mean the Kai on here.

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<v Speaker 1>People either think we hate Kai or we want to

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<v Speaker 1>have sex with him.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>We do hate him.

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<v Speaker 2>You can decide if the other one is true that

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<v Speaker 2>I do not hate Kai.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't hate him at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not bring me in that, do not bring me.

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<v Speaker 3>I never said I hated Kai. I literally never said that.

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<v Speaker 2>You just did, you psychopath? You scary y'all are trying.

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<v Speaker 3>To fucking gaslight me. I've literally I never said that.

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<v Speaker 3>I said I love Kin. I love being around him.

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<v Speaker 1>Tweaker Okay, and watch I bet Kay is gonna edit

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<v Speaker 1>this all funny?

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<v Speaker 2>So oh my God, now you're gaslighting us. You're a

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<v Speaker 2>master class. You're a master debate, You're a master class

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<v Speaker 2>gas lighter. We have nothing else to talk about. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the episode of to Day. Thank you guys for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>It got really fucking awkward just right there. It was

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<v Speaker 2>so awkward, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It got awkward because y'all were pitting two men pitting

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<v Speaker 1>against a woman when all she.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs is as it should be, as it should be.

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<v Speaker 3>My hate for men is seeking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, here we go, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying, like I think I need to like

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<v Speaker 1>go to like a workshop to learn to like love,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like seeping into my other conversations. Like when

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<v Speaker 1>we were at dinner and we were talking to uh,

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<v Speaker 1>our friends, and I was like, I literally shure. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like I think men should be putting cages, but

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<v Speaker 1>she agreed.

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<v Speaker 2>Though I know, which is awesome, But I need.

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<v Speaker 1>To be careful because sometimes I say those things around

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<v Speaker 1>like random men who I don't know that well, and

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like they're gonna punch me in the fucking face,

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<v Speaker 1>which like adds to like my fuel for hatred, but

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<v Speaker 1>like also my fear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Sorry, I'm like literally trying so hard to think

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<v Speaker 2>about what to talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>And you shouldn't think. You should just talk. That's the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the best part about being us is that we

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<v Speaker 1>don't think. We just talk and we fill the world

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<v Speaker 1>with things that it doesn't need. We're not giving anything,

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<v Speaker 1>we're taking.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually have never like really like thought about this,

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<v Speaker 2>but Kai constantly does have this like radiating like black

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<v Speaker 2>cloud around him.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you see I can't see it?

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<v Speaker 2>What I don't see it? Oh, that's weird that you

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<v Speaker 2>don't see it. Yeveryone else you're used to it.

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<v Speaker 3>You were born with it, Like you don't. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>realize it.

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<v Speaker 2>We all talk about it all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were even saying he always has something

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<v Speaker 1>next him and there's like a little wet paper towel

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<v Speaker 1>next to him. I thought you were gonna say he

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<v Speaker 1>always has a little wet paper towel next to him,

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<v Speaker 1>But he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>That's literally mine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually one of my worst like things I do

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<v Speaker 1>in the house is one, I use so many paper towels.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, sue, sue me.

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<v Speaker 1>I use so many paper towels, and I just wet

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<v Speaker 1>them and like carry them around the house like I'll

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<v Speaker 1>hold onto it because I'm like, oh, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to waste this. I'll wipe something down with it or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I just leave little damp.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I do that's so fucking annoying is

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be washing the dishes and I'll get halfway through

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<v Speaker 2>the dishes and I'm like, oh, like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>see what's happening on a TV or like something. So

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<v Speaker 2>I like dry off my hands with a paper towel

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<v Speaker 2>and I throw it in the garbage and then I

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<v Speaker 2>get right back to it. And I do that like

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<v Speaker 2>three or four times. So by the end of the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dish washing session che chession session. So that's that. Such.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you rebooting?

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit? How was that? You know where you are

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<v Speaker 2>right now? What was that you?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you were just like you stuttered and then

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<v Speaker 3>you like rebooted.

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<v Speaker 2>No? That like literally I saw like matrix coat in

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<v Speaker 2>my eyes. I was like, so fucked up. Did y'all

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<v Speaker 2>put a screen in front of my face?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even have like a screw.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. It was like the Matrix rain but

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<v Speaker 2>Rainbow Rainbow code.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, are you having an LGBT reboot?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck was I saying, session by the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the dishwashing session, I like the gifts basher session,

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<v Speaker 2>the badger session. I like, just dry my hands off

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<v Speaker 2>and wash my hands like thirty six zero times.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it just doesn't help that one time we told

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<v Speaker 1>Josh to get paper towels for the house and he

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally ordered a thirty six pack jumbo roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we have infinity.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but it's dwindling down.

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<v Speaker 1>We have like four more left, which is actually really

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<v Speaker 1>disgusting that we were able to go through that many

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<v Speaker 1>so fast.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, damn, this is gonna last for as

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<v Speaker 3>long as we live here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I use them like I use them to,

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<v Speaker 1>like honestly wipe my ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes we know, but that's not a joke off. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but I know when we run out of toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 2>we wipe our ass with fucking paper towels because we're

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<v Speaker 2>so lazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And no, when I'm saying, when we have toilet paper,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll use paper towel because it's a little more gritty

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<v Speaker 1>and it exfoliates my holes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I do like the blood like I do

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<v Speaker 2>like I do like when it like etches it.

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<v Speaker 1>Knowing people who have had hemorrhoids literally has sent like

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<v Speaker 1>a new shockwave of fear into my body that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like always convinced I'm going to get a hemorrhid.

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<v Speaker 3>Or have a hemorrhoid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm convinced I'll get one too, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I will, Like I feel like I already would

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<v Speaker 2>have if I was going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've never had one before, but like it's literally

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<v Speaker 3>a fear.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?

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<v Speaker 3>Even, I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally strain your butthole and then there's a little like feasure.

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<v Speaker 2>Then yeah, I know what it is. Like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a little it's like a skin tag that

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<v Speaker 2>like bubbles out a fisher. A fisher is like a cut.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think it comes out of the cut.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's literally like a whole different thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I thought look it up though, because I thought

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<v Speaker 1>hem word was literally from getting it gets infected from

0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:26.760
<v Speaker 1>poopy butt. But Kai's kay saying yes to me, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's seen a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Things like swollen and flamed veins and the rectum and

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<v Speaker 2>anus that caused discomfort.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, then what am I thinking of? That's just like

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<v Speaker 1>from shitting too.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see I thought it was like a pro lapse

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<v Speaker 2>like pink sock situation, you like pro lapsure butt, but

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<v Speaker 2>just a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit like saying that so casually and conversation is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Goatsy. Do you know what goatsy is? Look it up

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<v Speaker 2>on your phone right now, everybody listening. Don't look it.

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<v Speaker 3>Up like goat like a goat?

0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, goat sy and go to images. Did you find

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<v Speaker 2>a guy? How did you look up goatsy?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like hiding it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, this isn't like as bad as like

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<v Speaker 1>a pink soft du.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is this considered a goatsy?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, never mind. I just saw like a really crazy

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<v Speaker 1>one and like, I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't look that up.

0:20:35.240 --> 0:20:39.119
<v Speaker 3>That is so scary. That's so scaries to get my life?

0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:44.680
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever eat a blue waffle out? Have you

0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:46.159
<v Speaker 2>ever had a blue waffle before?

0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:50.560
<v Speaker 3>I need to look I haven't seen blue waffle in

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<v Speaker 3>so long. I think I think Google scrubbed it, though

0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:54.600
<v Speaker 3>you can't look it up anymore.

0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:56.719
<v Speaker 1>Being told to look that up and looking it up

0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.040
<v Speaker 1>in front of your friends in school was so fucking embarrassing.

0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Literally, I loved it. Personally, I thought it was hot, Like.

0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:05.119
<v Speaker 3>I thought blue waffle was like a real thing, and

0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:06.119
<v Speaker 3>it scared the funk out of me.

0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:10.280
<v Speaker 2>It is or is that edited? No, it was real

0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:15.960
<v Speaker 2>to Meucci, It was real to Meucci, Nuill Chicken, No,

0:21:16.040 --> 0:21:18.480
<v Speaker 2>that's not real, but I I it has to be.

0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:22.280
<v Speaker 1>You think that there's something that's going to make a

0:21:22.440 --> 0:21:25.359
<v Speaker 1>vagina blue like torquoise blue.

0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like colloidal silver can literally turn your skin blue.

0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:32.600
<v Speaker 2>So like, I bet there is a disease that will

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<v Speaker 2>make your skin blue, your vagina blue, I have in it.

0:21:37.200 --> 0:21:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't want to argue with you on this

0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:40.760
<v Speaker 2>because I literally have to believe that it's real, Like

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I have to for my own sanity. Like if it's

0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:44.119
<v Speaker 2>not real, I'll freak the funk out.

0:21:44.160 --> 0:21:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Why would you want that to be real?

0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:49.679
<v Speaker 2>Because it was just like such a part of my life.

0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Part That's like if I just like started talking to

0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:53.679
<v Speaker 1>you about how santsa isn't real.

0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:55.080
<v Speaker 3>And you're like, no, no, no, I have to.

0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:57.840
<v Speaker 2>It is?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it really?

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<v Speaker 2>No? That's true?

0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:03.879
<v Speaker 3>You're pussy blue, Like.

0:22:03.880 --> 0:22:06.640
<v Speaker 2>She's saying blue waffle isn't real. But I know there's

0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:10.040
<v Speaker 2>diseases that literally, like literally cyano bacteria can get into

0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:12.360
<v Speaker 2>your fucking blood or like cyanosis, Like.

0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe hypothermia can make your couci blue.

0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:18.160
<v Speaker 2>I gotta look this up. Is blue waffle?

0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:20.280
<v Speaker 3>I just looked it up and it said, now.

0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Here's where your vagina is blue during pregnancy.

0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:33.040
<v Speaker 2>No, it literally is fake.

0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:35.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, there's no like.

0:22:35.880 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I swear to God, I thought it was real with

0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:38.560
<v Speaker 2>my whole life that.

0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:40.879
<v Speaker 3>You actually asked me if I had blue waffle before.

0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:44.399
<v Speaker 2>No, I knew you didn't have blue waffle before. I

0:22:44.440 --> 0:22:47.480
<v Speaker 2>would have known you had blue waffle. That's not like.

0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:53.160
<v Speaker 1>No, Like you're dumb for thinking that one was real,

0:22:53.280 --> 0:22:54.960
<v Speaker 1>like when you fully believed it.

0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:57.280
<v Speaker 2>No, you're lying, dude. No, I swear to God, I

0:22:57.320 --> 0:23:01.320
<v Speaker 2>thought it was real on everything, like on and literally everything.

0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was weird. I'm smoking blue waffle path.

0:23:04.240 --> 0:23:06.280
<v Speaker 2>I need to get in there and shave some of

0:23:06.280 --> 0:23:09.640
<v Speaker 2>that off, like truffle onto my pasta and eat the

0:23:09.680 --> 0:23:12.240
<v Speaker 2>blue afful balls.

0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the cream cheese, blue waffle, cream.

0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Cheese, blue waffle truffle. Oh wait, I.

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:19.800
<v Speaker 3>Have to see what it looks like a blue waffle

0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:20.879
<v Speaker 3>truffle butter.

0:23:21.840 --> 0:23:24.080
<v Speaker 2>I have to see a photo of the blue Waffle.

0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.240
<v Speaker 3>No Google scrubbed it. It's like hard to look up.

0:23:27.359 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what the new version of like telling someone

0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>to look up blue Waffle is.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I still feel like it's like kind of the

0:23:33.240 --> 0:23:35.720
<v Speaker 2>same shit, Like because I've been seeing a bunch of

0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:39.160
<v Speaker 2>viral videos go viral recently of like the jar man

0:23:39.240 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, the jar video.

0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:42.240
<v Speaker 3>The guy putting a jar in his ass.

0:23:42.320 --> 0:23:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I've been seeing like a bunch of remakes

0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 2>of that, and then like also those like one.

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.639
<v Speaker 1>So you've been seeing remakes of people putting jars in

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<v Speaker 1>their ass?

0:23:50.440 --> 0:23:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because like, who doesn't like that's hot? Like people

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.280
<v Speaker 2>like that. Okay, it's not that weird.

0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:58.600
<v Speaker 3>Are kids still like talking about two Girls, One Cup?

0:23:59.160 --> 0:23:59.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Damn Blue Waffle.

0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:04.600
<v Speaker 2>And two Girls One Cup arks those are classics. Does

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 2>we need the retro those? We should remake them.

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:10.119
<v Speaker 3>As they're still coming up?

0:24:10.240 --> 0:24:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Astar is still around. There's also the scary mas

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:16.879
<v Speaker 2>game is still that's like a rite of passage. I know,

0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:18.400
<v Speaker 2>like you have to do that.

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.200
<v Speaker 1>But I saw one I was like, that's not fair

0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:22.760
<v Speaker 1>because they were having the girl play it, but they

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 1>just had her following it on the TV.

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Which is even more mean, Like literally you're close up

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:29.360
<v Speaker 2>to it.

0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:32.560
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, Scary May's game is so good.

0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 1>My siblings were just scared of literally everything and anything.

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Like my little brother was scared of horses and monkeys, huh.

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:42.879
<v Speaker 1>So we would show him pictures of monkeys on his

0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:45.000
<v Speaker 1>iPad and run after him with them.

0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:51.440
<v Speaker 2>Have I talked about when we used to call Madaline. Yeah,

0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:54.919
<v Speaker 2>there's that one fucking picture. If you look up like

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:58.959
<v Speaker 2>ugliest girl ever, Dude, that's so mean. If you look

0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 2>up ugliest girl, that's like so mean.

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:03.080
<v Speaker 3>If you look up ugly scirl avere. Did you know

0:25:03.119 --> 0:25:04.359
<v Speaker 3>that a picture of Drew comes up?

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:10.800
<v Speaker 2>But we used to look this up and like literally

0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 2>put it as like the background to all of our

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 2>computers in the house, and like we used to tell

0:25:15.000 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Madaline like this was her, like this picture was Madeline,

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 2>and she like used to cry her eyes out like

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:28.560
<v Speaker 2>it was so fucking mean, and she'd never lived it down.

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:33.359
<v Speaker 2>And to this day she's still creepy ugly guy. And

0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:35.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna send it to her right now to traumatize her.

0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to think of what else you were.

0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I remember as a kid, we would make so

0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 1>many email addresses because we were so bored like that

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.080
<v Speaker 1>there wasn't really anything.

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:46.959
<v Speaker 3>Much to do on the on the computer and like

0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:48.480
<v Speaker 3>on the internet, like other.

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Than playing cool math games, and we would make email addresses,

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:53.919
<v Speaker 1>like I really yeah, we would just make them for

0:25:54.000 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 1>fun so that we.

0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Could like our generation is like, yeah, dude, we used

0:25:58.240 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 2>to do the most boring shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:26:00.920 --> 0:26:02.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've ever talked about this, but

0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I remember in fourth grade, this girl who I really

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 1>didn't fuck with and I fucking hated, came to school

0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.919
<v Speaker 1>this maybe it was no, this was middle school. This

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>was like six or seventh grade, because okay, whatever, maybe

0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>it was fourth grade, Oh it was.

0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:20.680
<v Speaker 3>It was so in fourth grade, this girl comes.

0:26:20.480 --> 0:26:25.719
<v Speaker 1>To school and she's like showing pictures of her boyfriend.

0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Like she's showing everyone pictures of her boyfriend on her phone.

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:33.439
<v Speaker 3>And like to clarify, I did not go to school

0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:34.680
<v Speaker 3>or live in an area.

0:26:34.640 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Where this where white people really existed, like like I

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:43.040
<v Speaker 1>literally like I we didn't know any like just like

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 1>straight like obviously, like there was like kids who were

0:26:46.600 --> 0:26:49.560
<v Speaker 1>white but Latin, but like even that was a short amount,

0:26:49.640 --> 0:26:52.359
<v Speaker 1>like I was like one of like maybe ten kids

0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:55.520
<v Speaker 1>in my whole like grade who were like Latin, but

0:26:55.680 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 1>like no, just straight up like buck off the farm.

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Motherfucker's like that was like was not a thing. So

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.280
<v Speaker 1>she's going on showing this picture of this boy and

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:09.680
<v Speaker 1>she turns it to me. Because I was like, we

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:11.879
<v Speaker 1>already had beef and everyone knew we had beef. I

0:27:11.920 --> 0:27:13.880
<v Speaker 1>was like, no, let me see, Like, let me see

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:16.480
<v Speaker 1>the picture of your boyfriend, because she's like, oh, yeah,

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:18.359
<v Speaker 1>he's sixteen, mind.

0:27:18.080 --> 0:27:19.000
<v Speaker 3>You, we're like nine.

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like or like ten, So I'm like, you're

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:25.800
<v Speaker 1>dating a sixteen year old? You're dating Yeah, you're dating

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:27.639
<v Speaker 1>a fucking sixteen year old. So I was like, let

0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:30.160
<v Speaker 1>me see, and she shows it to me and it's

0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>literally one of the most popular like scene boys on MySpace.

0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:27:34.080 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Ever, like if you look up white emo boy with

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 1>blue eyes, wait, I want to.

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:40.359
<v Speaker 3>See, Yeah, I want to see if I can find

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:40.760
<v Speaker 3>the photo.

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:44.000
<v Speaker 1>But I saw it and I didn't say anything, like

0:27:44.040 --> 0:27:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I just go I dude.

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 3>I was such a conniving, fucking cunt, even at the

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:51.000
<v Speaker 3>ripe age of ten. I go oh that it's literally

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:51.560
<v Speaker 3>that picture.

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, that's so sweet, that's cute, Like, how'd.

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:58.719
<v Speaker 3>You meet him, and she's like, oh, like your family friends.

0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:01.320
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, wow, what school does he

0:28:01.400 --> 0:28:01.679
<v Speaker 3>go to?

0:28:02.119 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 2>And she just like.

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Starts like pulling shit out of her ass and talking,

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 1>and I was like and he's.

0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 3>Sixteen, and she's like yeah.

0:28:08.520 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 1>And everyone's like, oh my god, you're so fucking lucky,

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Like what the fuck? Also, mind you, this was like

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 1>during justin Bieber time, so all of us couldn't believe

0:28:16.840 --> 0:28:19.160
<v Speaker 1>that our girl just bagged a white boy with blue eyes.

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.600
<v Speaker 3>We were like, girl, you're so long hair and long air.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 3>We're like, you're you're the luckiest girl on planet Earth.

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, except me, because I was like, bitch. We got

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:29.359
<v Speaker 1>to this fucking class and it was computer class time.

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Computer day.

0:28:30.840 --> 0:28:32.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was like computer day. And I go up

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:34.399
<v Speaker 3>to the computer and I like, pull over one my

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 3>friends and I was like, you want to see something?

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 3>And they were like yeah, And.

0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I look up white boy, white emo boy with blue

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:45.480
<v Speaker 1>eyes and her boyfriend comes up and I click on

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:47.880
<v Speaker 1>it and it's just like a MySpace link.

0:28:47.880 --> 0:28:49.880
<v Speaker 3>But because the school has a firewall, you can't.

0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Even get to it, but you could see that it

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>said MySpace on it, and I was like, wait, what.

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Is this not Cindy's boyfriends?

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Like, so, me just airing her name out, but like

0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know her fucking last name.

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:06.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't know where she is.

0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, and then I told everyone and it was

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:11.840
<v Speaker 1>really embarrassing, and I called everyone O where.

0:29:11.840 --> 0:29:13.040
<v Speaker 3>I was like, guys, guys, what the.

0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck he doesn't go here? My boyfriend doesn't go he's

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:17.800
<v Speaker 2>from a different school.

0:29:17.800 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 3>She's like, yeah, he's from a different school. And I

0:29:19.280 --> 0:29:23.400
<v Speaker 3>was like, why is he like famous? Like I was

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 3>such a bitch. I was like, wait, he's all over Google, guys.

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:28.320
<v Speaker 3>We should look up our names and see if we

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:28.760
<v Speaker 3>come up.

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>And like, obviously we were not coming out so mean

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and really tormenting this girl.

0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh hell no.

0:29:36.280 --> 0:29:38.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that's what you get for being a fucking liar,

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 3>Like why are you lying?

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean literally, we lie all the time.

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>No, we lie because it's fun and it's loving and

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>it's a game.

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 3>She was lying for attention.

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I also do.

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, like there's there's there's not much

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 2>of a difference. There's not really much of an argument.

0:29:54.960 --> 0:29:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I just I was just thinking, like back to stupid

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 2>shit I used to do, And I was like and

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 2>like like I never really had any like moments like that.

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean there was one moment like that, Like I

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 2>don't even know if like I can really say what

0:30:09.280 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 2>went down, but if you are a boy, I mean

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>also girl, like you girls play video games too, right,

0:30:15.880 --> 0:30:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Like girls play video games that you don't know what

0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:19.560
<v Speaker 2>a video game is?

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:19.880
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:30:20.120 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's like this thing like do you know what

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Xbox three sixty is?

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:24.760
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:30:25.520 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? So girls really don't play video games.

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:30:28.240 --> 0:30:32.479
<v Speaker 2>Okay, saying do girls poop? What do you know what

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:33.080
<v Speaker 2>poop is?

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:36.040
<v Speaker 3>I know, like, no, you're making things up right now.

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:37.280
<v Speaker 3>You're just saying words to me.

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 2>You girls don't poop and they don't play video games.

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:44.160
<v Speaker 2>What girls don't play video games or poop?

0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:46.200
<v Speaker 5>I knew they didn't poop, but I thought that they

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:47.440
<v Speaker 5>maybe play videos.

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I know what a video is, but what is

0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 3>a game? What is a video game?

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 2>It's like something you play on the TV. But anyways,

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 2>one of the most evil things maybe you'll learn from

0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:00.920
<v Speaker 2>like this story. So it's like, how do I kill this?

0:31:01.320 --> 0:31:07.880
<v Speaker 2>How did I burn this to the ground? There was, uh,

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 2>we were playing Halo three Forge or whatever we were

0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>playing Halo where it was custom matches and me and

0:31:16.000 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 2>my friends took it very seriously and we had this

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 2>one kid join and we literally spawn killed him. No,

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell the story. It's so bad. It's

0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 2>so bad. We spawn killed him over and over and

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 2>over again until he like got off Xbox, and like

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I could tell something was up, So I like ran

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 2>to his house up the street and let me just

0:31:41.680 --> 0:31:44.479
<v Speaker 2>tell you something was up. That's all I'll say. Something

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:52.840
<v Speaker 2>was up. Yeah, something was going on. But yeah, so

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>girls really don't play video games, do they. I just like, yeah, uh,

0:31:58.960 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>that was like one of the things I did similar

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 2>to that, where I was like just being evil for me, Yeah,

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:07.040
<v Speaker 2>evil for no reason, just bullying. Like literally, I was

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:10.280
<v Speaker 2>the first cyber bully. I think like low Kio was

0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 2>the first cyber cyber bully.

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:14.240
<v Speaker 1>I was definitely a bit of cyber bully, but I

0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 1>was just a bully in real life, which we've talked

0:32:16.040 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 1>about like forever ago. But like I was just I

0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>was mean and I was definitely projecting my anger onto

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 1>other people.

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Girl, this is a crazy fucking story. So like Webkins

0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 2>was like all the rage, Like it was like Webkins

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 2>was like the it game, like you would beg your

0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:36.720
<v Speaker 2>parents so badly for Webkins, Like me and Maddin, like

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 2>that's all we asked forever were Webkins. And we got

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 2>like a pretty decent collection going, and like we had

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>a really fucking cool house and we had like the

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 2>the really rare items that you got with like the

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.400
<v Speaker 2>new Webkins and shit, and like we would trade our

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>items and yeah whatever. And we met this girl at

0:32:56.520 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 2>a hair salon because our were getting haircuts, and she

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, do you play Webkins And we're like, yeah,

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 2>we play Webkins, and she was like we should play sometime.

0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:10.520
<v Speaker 2>And like I forgot how she knew about our island

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:13.719
<v Speaker 2>or our house, but basically, oh, because we showed her

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 2>a picture of our webc all of our Webkins, and

0:33:15.600 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 2>she knew like the items, the rare items that came

0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 2>along with them, and like she could just only imagine

0:33:20.600 --> 0:33:22.160
<v Speaker 2>what our house looked like. And she was like, oh

0:33:22.160 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 2>my gosh, Like what's your password? We should like play

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 2>together sometime, and like you should let me play on

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 2>your account and then she like and that one was

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, like give me your password, So like we

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 2>traded passwords with her and we went to log into

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:39.400
<v Speaker 2>each other's accounts, and this fucking bitch logged into our

0:33:39.440 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 2>account and stole our most rare item I don't remember

0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:46.000
<v Speaker 2>what it was and sent it to herself, but her

0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:50.840
<v Speaker 2>dumb ass gave her her real password, and so we

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:54.440
<v Speaker 2>logged into her account, sent our item back, send everything

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>in her house to us, and changed our password and

0:33:56.600 --> 0:34:00.400
<v Speaker 2>never saw her again. And like, we completely ruined that

0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 2>game for her forever, but like she deserved it because.

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Rightfully so, we're just being naive like sweet kids, she

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 1>decided to take advttione.

0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Of Yeah, literally, just like, don't fucking come from me,

0:34:10.880 --> 0:34:13.919
<v Speaker 2>because I will destroy you, kill your family. I will

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 2>burn your house down and plant C four in it

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:24.719
<v Speaker 2>and watch your That's my favorite fucking thing in the

0:34:24.760 --> 0:34:26.239
<v Speaker 2>world is to say I'm gonna blow something up with

0:34:26.280 --> 0:34:28.000
<v Speaker 2>an RPG, Like I fucking love that.

0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I have never said this publicly, but I just thought

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:31.400
<v Speaker 3>about it.

0:34:32.160 --> 0:34:35.800
<v Speaker 1>I've been catfished once in my life, and it, Oh.

0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 2>My god, I don't even know if I know what

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 2>you're talking about.

0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 1>No, you don't, because this is so embarrassing. Holy, this

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 1>is like this was literally back. This is so funny, funny, No,

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:50.480
<v Speaker 1>this is in sixth grade like some mind you I'm

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>like literally twelve or like eleven or twelve, and I

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:56.359
<v Speaker 1>was a big fan of Shake It Up and I was.

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 3>I was on Winner and like I had like this

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.200
<v Speaker 3>like Twitter or I don't even know how I met

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:05.720
<v Speaker 3>this person. I don't even know if it was on Twitter,

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what. I think I met them on

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 3>fucking Omigel.

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:11.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and I was on Omegle.

0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:13.279
<v Speaker 3>And this person straight up was like I'm Bella Thorne

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 3>and I was.

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh my god, are you fucking serious?

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:29.120
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't have a phone at the time, so

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:32.520
<v Speaker 1>we talked on Kick or I did have a phone,

0:35:32.800 --> 0:35:35.560
<v Speaker 1>but we spoke on Kick because I was embarrassed because

0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I had an Android and I was like bellaphone definitely

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 1>has an iPhone, like she's gonna see my messages, agreed,

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure so or subject. Anyway, we spoke on

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Kick and she would straight up like we me and

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:49.520
<v Speaker 1>this person, whoever the fuck it was, like, I don't

0:35:49.520 --> 0:35:51.640
<v Speaker 1>think it was like an older person. It definitely was

0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:53.799
<v Speaker 1>someone around my age who was just lying because they

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>were too nervous to like say their real information. Because

0:35:56.440 --> 0:36:03.120
<v Speaker 1>we would have real conversations, but every now start talking

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 1>about being.

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:09.960
<v Speaker 3>So fucked up there.

0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, everyone's like I'm better because she's a better dancer.

0:36:17.480 --> 0:36:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Everybody, did you ever talk about her?

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Like she'd be like, but everyone always bullies me because

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:25.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm dyslexic, Like it's so hard that you would just

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>like randomly bring that up and like me being like,

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Bella, you're just a person, Like how

0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:33.400
<v Speaker 1>long did this go on for? It probably went on

0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.959
<v Speaker 1>for like three months, like it went on, Oh my god.

0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:39.279
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why we stopped talking, but I

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 1>think I just like came to the realization I was like,

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:43.239
<v Speaker 1>this is not be.

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 2>That's like.

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Moments where I'm like, oh my god, no word, are

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 1>you serious?

0:36:54.560 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 3>That's who you are right now?

0:36:55.719 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Holy ship? Well that's fucking hilarious. I like I remembered

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:04.160
<v Speaker 2>that story halfway through, but I like forgot how fucking funny.

0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Dude, Like people make funny because I can't dance and

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 1>I have dyslexia, Like, which is so funny for this

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.800
<v Speaker 1>random person to be like me being that can't fucking

0:37:13.880 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 1>dance and like adding that to her character being like

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Bella Thori is secure because you can't dance as good as.

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 2>An that's so fucking funny. I'm trying. There's like a

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:27.759
<v Speaker 2>in a bear and like in like seventh grade when

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Call of Duty Modern Warfare two is like crazy. I

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:36.600
<v Speaker 2>was obsessed with like j tag x j tagged Xbox

0:37:36.600 --> 0:37:40.560
<v Speaker 2>with xboxes, which is like hot swapping like the disc

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:43.719
<v Speaker 2>so like you could like play like hacked CDs on it,

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:46.600
<v Speaker 2>and like I wanted a j tag Xbox so fucking bad,

0:37:46.680 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 2>but like I just didn't want to get in trouble

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 2>with like the law or some shit. I don't know

0:37:50.560 --> 0:37:53.200
<v Speaker 2>why I never got it, but I like had the

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.839
<v Speaker 2>resort to other methods to getting my Modern Warfare too

0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:58.680
<v Speaker 2>count hacked because all of my friends got infected with

0:37:58.719 --> 0:38:01.719
<v Speaker 2>like the hacks, and like I wanted tenth prestige because

0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 2>that fucking emblem was the most beautiful thing I've ever

0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 2>seen in my fucking life, and every one of my

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:07.040
<v Speaker 2>friends had it, so like I had the resort to

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 2>other methods, So I went to fucking eBay and got

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:13.399
<v Speaker 2>on eBay and like bought a listing for twenty five

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:15.919
<v Speaker 2>dollars for like a hacked lobby that I could get

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 2>tenth prestige and unlock all the guns in Call of

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Duty and I was like, oh, this is like fucking huge,

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna have better hacks. I'm gonna have hacks

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 2>that last the entire time I play, and like all

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 2>this crazy shit. They they messaged or they emailed me

0:38:30.480 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 2>and they're like what's your password and account or email

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>and blah blah blah blah blah, and like my naive

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:40.320
<v Speaker 2>six rad ass gave it to them and they hacked

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 2>my account and sent me like the most conniving like

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 2>they called me like a squeaker, which was like a

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 2>fucking derogatory turn. There, you fucking squeaker, Like your account

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 2>just got hacked, bitch, And like I was so embarrassed

0:38:53.520 --> 0:39:00.439
<v Speaker 2>and humiliated because like when I got hacked into like yeah,

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:03.360
<v Speaker 2>it's just it's my dad's credit card is on the account,

0:39:03.400 --> 0:39:04.879
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my fucking god, they're gonna

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:06.840
<v Speaker 2>steal all of my dad's money. So I had to

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 2>go and tell my dad. And my mom literally called

0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:14.680
<v Speaker 2>this like found this kid's mom's phone number somehow. I

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:16.360
<v Speaker 2>think she probably emailed him and was like this is

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 2>Drew's mom, Like what's your mom's number? And bitched her,

0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>not bitched his mom out, but like just yelled at

0:39:23.200 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>this kid's mom for an hour, and like they like

0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:28.160
<v Speaker 2>beast mom together, like they like fucking power rangered and

0:39:28.200 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 2>just yelled at this kid together for an hour and

0:39:30.560 --> 0:39:33.319
<v Speaker 2>I got my account back. And then two weeks later

0:39:33.320 --> 0:39:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I did the same thing and just never told anybody.

0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>And my dad's my dad's identity could still be stolen

0:39:39.640 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 2>to this day. So I just never learned my family,

0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 2>You're I just I know, I just never learned my

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:48.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking lesson, and I give my password out to everybody,

0:39:49.280 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 2>like I literally just sent a fucking photo of my

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:56.320
<v Speaker 2>card over text, Like I literally don't learn my lesson.

0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I do that shit all the time.

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 1>And then like when certain things like when you're like

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:04.279
<v Speaker 1>ordering like from a dispensary and it literally asked for

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>front and back photos of your fucking license.

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Uh, your license.

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, your license, core, just your license,

0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:14.759
<v Speaker 1>and I send it, and I'm thinking, like this is

0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:15.400
<v Speaker 1>so dangerous.

0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.280
<v Speaker 3>I really just don't care about my identity anymore.

0:40:17.360 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but in my head, I'm like I'm such a

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:22.000
<v Speaker 1>public figure, like which doesn't correlate at all, Like you

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:24.319
<v Speaker 1>could be a public figure and have privacy, but I'm just.

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 2>Like like y'all can have it, Like, yeah, if they

0:40:28.640 --> 0:40:30.720
<v Speaker 2>want it that bad, maybe they deserve it more than I.

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:31.479
<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe they.

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Deserve my identity more than I.

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 2>That's literally what I'm saying is like, my identity is

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:37.520
<v Speaker 2>already stolen in like the dark webs, and it's just

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:39.839
<v Speaker 2>being flipped around and cycled. And I probably have thirty

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:42.280
<v Speaker 2>six cards opened under my name, don't even fucking realize

0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:45.840
<v Speaker 2>it yet. And my credit score is zero negative five thousand.

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:48.799
<v Speaker 2>So at this point, I'm like, literally, I don't give

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 2>a shit, Like I don't care. I don't care anymore.

0:40:52.320 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I just remembered because you're talking about being on eBay.

0:40:55.560 --> 0:41:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I remember during the like one direction, like fucking hype

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:04.439
<v Speaker 1>and my face, when I was a huge fan that

0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:07.400
<v Speaker 1>letter jacket, the letter jacket that was so expensive.

0:41:07.440 --> 0:41:11.200
<v Speaker 3>It was one hundred dollars, which like now for like

0:41:11.239 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 3>a new you talk about this twice nice made one.

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, but I remember I felt like I was.

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.319
<v Speaker 1>I knew my dad was paying way too much money

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:20.719
<v Speaker 1>for it, and we didn't have the money to be

0:41:20.719 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 1>spending that much money on anything. But I think he

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 1>felt bad because I wanted to go to One direction

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 1>concert so bad, and Dante got to go to Ultra

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.879
<v Speaker 1>like every year, and just like one direction, tickets were

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:34.000
<v Speaker 1>so expensive compared to that, so he like saved up

0:41:34.000 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>and got me the jacket. But I remember when we

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:37.360
<v Speaker 1>were buying it, I was like, this is a scam,

0:41:37.360 --> 0:41:39.719
<v Speaker 1>and I'm scamming my dad right now. And then the

0:41:39.800 --> 0:41:43.000
<v Speaker 1>other thing that I haven't mentioned, but during that same time,

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 1>I remember when I like bought my tickets to go.

0:41:46.760 --> 0:41:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I think my dad bought my tickets obviously, was I

0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:51.480
<v Speaker 1>did not have money when I was like fourteen fifteen.

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I was I thirteen when I went

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:55.160
<v Speaker 3>to that fucking concert.

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:58.280
<v Speaker 1>Now I was like fourteen, but I rememberber you now,

0:41:58.640 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 1>oh I'm thirty eight.

0:42:00.280 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm just turning sixteen.

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:07.520
<v Speaker 3>You're older, You're aging rapidly. I thought you just turned fifteen.

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I turned sixteen in March. Sorry, I should have

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 2>just said that. So I just turned Oh okay, yeah,

0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 2>but like it's really weird for you to be like whatever,

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:18.400
<v Speaker 2>be having a podcast with me.

0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 3>No, it's not. We can be friends. I'm like a

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:27.760
<v Speaker 3>mother figure. Yeah. Anyways, I remember when I bought the tickets.

0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I was so scared that I was being scammed by

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>like a scalper or whatever the fuck they're called. And

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember up until like I went to also Dante

0:42:36.480 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 1>went with me to that concert. I remember up until

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 1>we were getting our ticket scanned, I was like I

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:44.200
<v Speaker 1>bought fake tickets, Like I know, I bought fake tickets,

0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:46.520
<v Speaker 1>And I remember that anxiety was like so deep.

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 3>It's so funny how like now it's.

0:42:48.880 --> 0:42:51.719
<v Speaker 2>Would you have if you like, would you just yes?

0:42:51.760 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 3>I believe it was yeah. I would have been like

0:42:53.600 --> 0:42:55.400
<v Speaker 3>I loved it so much, like I loved it it

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:57.400
<v Speaker 3>was like to this day.

0:42:57.520 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Because my dad would have been so upset and then

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 1>also felt like so bad for me, So I would

0:43:02.160 --> 0:43:02.399
<v Speaker 1>have been.

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Like I loved it, like it was awesome. But it's so.

0:43:06.960 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Interesting to think how like buying anything on the internet

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:14.840
<v Speaker 1>used to be like there's a sho ninety nine percent chance.

0:43:14.600 --> 0:43:15.400
<v Speaker 3>You're getting scammed.

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Like it used to feel like anything.

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 1>You're buying on the internet is probably one hundred percent

0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:21.719
<v Speaker 1>likely that they're just stealing.

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Your fucking bones, like like literally like you're getting shipped

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:26.359
<v Speaker 2>bones in the mail. Like that's what I was always

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 2>scared of, was like bones and rocks.

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.879
<v Speaker 1>And now it's like there's of course you could still

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.160
<v Speaker 1>get scammed, but like it's so easy to tell in

0:43:33.239 --> 0:43:35.440
<v Speaker 1>most people on the Internet are like real people who

0:43:35.440 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 1>are like.

0:43:35.680 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Trying to see my dad gets scammed all the fucking

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:41.040
<v Speaker 2>time by Instagram ads all the time. Like there was

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:45.240
<v Speaker 2>there was the most absurd fucking thing I have ever

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:47.440
<v Speaker 2>seen in an ad in my entire life. And it

0:43:47.520 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 2>was like this like remote control like floating shark, but

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 2>like not like the Helium one. It was like the

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:56.600
<v Speaker 2>It was the most absurd thing I've ever seen. It

0:43:56.640 --> 0:44:00.839
<v Speaker 2>was like an RC flying like and he was like, oh,

0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:01.680
<v Speaker 2>my fucking god.

0:44:01.520 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 3>I need that, I need that.

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:05.200
<v Speaker 2>And he spent like twenty five dollars on it, which

0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:07.319
<v Speaker 2>red flag number one, like an RC shark is not

0:44:07.320 --> 0:44:10.400
<v Speaker 2>twenty five dollars, like a three hundred dollars ordeal. He

0:44:10.520 --> 0:44:12.839
<v Speaker 2>got it in the mail and it was literally a

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.560
<v Speaker 2>plastic toy shark that you get from Dollar Tree, this

0:44:15.719 --> 0:44:17.880
<v Speaker 2>big and it was like just a hunk of plastic

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:20.320
<v Speaker 2>painted and that's what he got and like to I

0:44:20.360 --> 0:44:21.319
<v Speaker 2>won't let him live it down.

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:22.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Wait, he buys so much shit off of the internet.

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:27.120
<v Speaker 2>He just discovered Amazon like this last year.

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my parents recently like made the splurge for them

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.560
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be like fuck it, We're gonna get Amazon Prime,

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 1>and they like buy the most dumb shit ever. Like

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I walk in the house and I'm like, what is

0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:38.399
<v Speaker 1>this And my mom was like, I got it off

0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>Amazon and.

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:40.360
<v Speaker 3>That's like our only expedition.

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:42.600
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what the percentage of the population is that

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:45.560
<v Speaker 2>has Prime, Like it's gotta be like upwards of like

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 2>sixty percent now or is that like too high.

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:49.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's probably a huge number.

0:44:49.520 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's super common, like my parents. But

0:44:54.239 --> 0:44:57.960
<v Speaker 1>I just remembered actually in eleventh grade, I got scammed

0:44:57.960 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 1>off grilled, and I was so fucking I was literally

0:45:01.040 --> 0:45:03.719
<v Speaker 1>so mad because my friend, like a close friend at

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the time, Patrese, I was getting him. We would always joke,

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 1>and what made me more annoyed is it was kind

0:45:09.760 --> 0:45:12.880
<v Speaker 1>of a joke purchase. Like at this time, like Bape

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 1>already kind of like died down because we all know

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Bape like had it's like huge thing, and like the

0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:23.920
<v Speaker 1>early twenty two thousands and then like twenty fourteen, like yeah,

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 1>like they all had their like ups and downs, and

0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.279
<v Speaker 1>by this time, it was like twenty sixteen or like

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:31.919
<v Speaker 1>twenty seventeen. So it wasn't like the coolest thing to have, babe,

0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:33.960
<v Speaker 1>but it's not like it was like you could kind

0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:35.840
<v Speaker 1>of laugh at it, even though I owned babe things

0:45:35.880 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 1>like whatever. So I bought him this fucking stupid ass

0:45:38.680 --> 0:45:41.360
<v Speaker 1>of bape jacket, like one of the zip ups. So

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I spent like kind of a decent amount on it.

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I got like it was at the time, Yeah, but

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.239
<v Speaker 1>this I should have known because this one was like

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 1>one point fifteen, and I was like, I'm just gonna

0:45:49.719 --> 0:45:52.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking cop this because like I never see this at

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:54.239
<v Speaker 1>this price. It's usually like two hundred and up. And

0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I bought it, and I remember I was like, Patrese

0:45:56.280 --> 0:45:57.359
<v Speaker 1>is gonna fucking love this.

0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:59.720
<v Speaker 3>And then it just never came and I was so sad.

0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 3>I was literally so upset.

0:46:01.600 --> 0:46:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's like before Brail had like authenticity

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 2>yeahs and like buyer protection and shit like yeah.

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:08.919
<v Speaker 1>Because now it's like if they don't ship that shit

0:46:08.960 --> 0:46:10.719
<v Speaker 1>out in like forty eight hours, like you get your

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 1>money back.

0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:12.600
<v Speaker 3>But I remember I was like, can I please get

0:46:12.640 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 3>my money back?

0:46:13.200 --> 0:46:15.359
<v Speaker 1>And he was like fuck you. I was like, you're

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna die soon. Like, trust me, I know these things.

0:46:17.680 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 2>And you're actually probably dead.

0:46:19.320 --> 0:46:21.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know he is. I actually visited his grave

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 3>and I pissed on good.

0:46:22.400 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Like we worked on a fucking grave. I bought so

0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 2>much fake shit off of Grailed and didn't realize it

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:34.600
<v Speaker 2>was fake until years later, and yeah, that's just like

0:46:35.080 --> 0:46:38.799
<v Speaker 2>my life. But there was one thing on eBay that

0:46:38.880 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I bought that I was like certain. I was like, Okay,

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:44.080
<v Speaker 2>this has to be real, and it was that Supreme

0:46:44.760 --> 0:46:49.840
<v Speaker 2>face mask. Yeah, and I bought like that Supreme face

0:46:49.920 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 2>mask and it was like the normal price. But then

0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:56.840
<v Speaker 2>like I recently found it and I was like, is

0:46:56.880 --> 0:46:59.279
<v Speaker 2>this thing real? And I like looked it up because

0:46:59.320 --> 0:47:01.160
<v Speaker 2>it's still in my like red chest and I looked

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:04.080
<v Speaker 2>it up and now it was fake, like literally fake

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:07.080
<v Speaker 2>as fucking bones. Like the little tag was like so off.

0:47:07.200 --> 0:47:13.760
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, just just naive. Buying Grailed was so scary.

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Grailed was like because those are like the worst

0:47:16.520 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 1>people in the fashion game. Yeah, it's like like not

0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:22.560
<v Speaker 1>everyone on Grailed now, but like at that time, it

0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 1>was just like pieces of shit, kids who were literally

0:47:25.360 --> 0:47:27.880
<v Speaker 1>scamming kids who lived in the middle of nowhere. It

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:29.840
<v Speaker 1>was like the piece of shit kids who actually lived

0:47:29.840 --> 0:47:33.920
<v Speaker 1>in like La, who were buying real pieces, taking pictures

0:47:33.920 --> 0:47:36.720
<v Speaker 1>of that shit, and then like selling the fake ones

0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 1>of that piece so that they could keep buying real

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 1>pieces for themselves.

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 2>It's honestly genius.

0:47:41.280 --> 0:47:42.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's really smart, but they fucking suck.

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:44.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I hate them.

0:47:44.719 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 2>We just got swindled and finessed. But that's okay, dude.

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:50.479
<v Speaker 3>Remember our Supreme Tea era.

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Like, I so badly want a white Box

0:47:56.040 --> 0:47:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Logo T shirt right now. Like, I think that's like,

0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:00.840
<v Speaker 2>regardless of your opinions on super Like, I think that

0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:04.319
<v Speaker 2>is just such an iconic piece of clothing and I

0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:05.759
<v Speaker 2>love it. I just love the way it looks, and

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:09.520
<v Speaker 2>I love like just yet that piece, but it's still

0:48:10.120 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 2>so taxed and I don't know if it'll ever be

0:48:12.160 --> 0:48:15.760
<v Speaker 2>untaxed like that specific like box Lugo tea or Box

0:48:15.800 --> 0:48:19.240
<v Speaker 2>Logo hoodie, I think will forever be like a grail

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 2>to someone because, like I mean, if I'm still thinking

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:22.360
<v Speaker 2>about it, someone.

0:48:22.120 --> 0:48:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Else there is also Like it's funny to think about

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.279
<v Speaker 1>how like the the market of Supreme has changed so much,

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:31.600
<v Speaker 1>like when we were buying shirts in twenty seventeen, Like

0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:35.280
<v Speaker 1>those like just their like random drop teas were going

0:48:35.360 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 1>for like one fifty yup like when you say oh,

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 1>like they were like two hundred like up. And now

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it's like really cheap because they make so

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 1>many fucking shirts that, like I don't know if it

0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:46.319
<v Speaker 1>like cost do.

0:48:46.320 --> 0:48:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Their drops even sell out anymore? I don't know who

0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is buying Supreme like on drop day anymore,

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:55.080
<v Speaker 2>like genuinely like like I don't know who.

0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I feel like there are people who are doing it.

0:48:56.960 --> 0:48:59.919
<v Speaker 1>I mean like I did want that bug set.

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:02.719
<v Speaker 2>I wanted a bug sex oh dude, and that I

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 2>loved that camo jacket the was it Junior Wantanabe? Yeah, yeah,

0:49:08.120 --> 0:49:09.279
<v Speaker 2>I wanted that so bad.

0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:11.320
<v Speaker 3>The fuck is happening?

0:49:11.760 --> 0:49:16.960
<v Speaker 2>But yeah that that was a cool collection. But Supreme

0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:18.759
<v Speaker 2>like literally freaks me the fuck out now, like it

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:23.279
<v Speaker 2>I haven't tied to such like dark like ego thoughts.

0:49:23.680 --> 0:49:25.640
<v Speaker 3>There's nothing on the site. I don't know what's happening,

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:27.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I can't navigate it and it's freaking.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:30.200
<v Speaker 2>One time, at fucking we were at like a high

0:49:30.239 --> 0:49:32.359
<v Speaker 2>school football game and I was like wearing like a

0:49:32.400 --> 0:49:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Supreme hoodie or something, and it was like the first

0:49:35.760 --> 0:49:38.480
<v Speaker 2>time I was like ever actually bullied in person, and

0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:40.239
<v Speaker 2>it was by this kid that I grew up with

0:49:40.280 --> 0:49:44.040
<v Speaker 2>and like like we literally shared the same last name,

0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:46.600
<v Speaker 2>so like we were like homies by like force in

0:49:46.719 --> 0:49:49.759
<v Speaker 2>school and he was like me and tag War are

0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:54.560
<v Speaker 2>supreme fits to the football game. And sure enough, this motherfucker,

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:57.600
<v Speaker 2>like it definitely came from a very jealous place. But

0:49:57.680 --> 0:50:01.880
<v Speaker 2>he was like, oh, I see, like like I can't

0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:05.160
<v Speaker 2>say what he said, but he said supreme somethings are

0:50:05.400 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 2>out to play or something, and I was like, what

0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:11.840
<v Speaker 2>the fuck, Like what do you mean? And I was bullied.

0:50:13.239 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 1>And well didn't he end up also dying because there

0:50:17.440 --> 0:50:19.440
<v Speaker 1>we have talked about there's such this weird thing when

0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:21.120
<v Speaker 1>people bully us and are rude to us, they do

0:50:21.160 --> 0:50:22.160
<v Speaker 1>pass away soon after.

0:50:22.320 --> 0:50:24.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's fucking weird. So if you say anything fucking

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 2>rude about us ever, you'll die. It's like actually so scary.

0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:30.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's also they were like proud of, but

0:50:30.520 --> 0:50:32.360
<v Speaker 3>like it's definitely like it comes in handy.

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a curse.

0:50:33.920 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like really trying hard to see like how much

0:50:36.360 --> 0:50:42.080
<v Speaker 1>like this is fucking saying this?

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:43.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm what.

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:45.080
<v Speaker 2>The hell are you looking up you've been looking at

0:50:45.320 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 2>for fifteen I.

0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Was looking up the like Supreme tease because I was

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:51.560
<v Speaker 1>just like, I wonder what the market is like, like

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:53.319
<v Speaker 1>I want to know like how much like they're being

0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 1>resold for Like are they still.

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Two hundred dollars?

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Are they still selling?

0:50:56.680 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Am I tripping? Like there are a lot that are

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:01.359
<v Speaker 1>still selling for like two hundred dollars? But I mean,

0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:04.200
<v Speaker 1>like going into one of those shops like around two,

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.439
<v Speaker 1>like are all the tea is still that expensive? Because

0:51:06.440 --> 0:51:08.319
<v Speaker 1>I remember even at the end of it, some teas

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:11.160
<v Speaker 1>were like eighty five dollars. It wasn't like it wasn't like,

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:14.840
<v Speaker 1>which is still crazy, but I think I think retail

0:51:14.840 --> 0:51:17.280
<v Speaker 1>they're already like sixty dollars, so like paying twenty dollars

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:19.640
<v Speaker 1>on top of it isn't the craziest thing. Yeah, but

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I saw this and it's there Mike Kelly shirt, and I'm.

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, that's cute.

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:26.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh damn fifteen bucks for this, like and

0:51:26.080 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 3>then look at the way.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:32.080
<v Speaker 1>They and I don't think it's like a real the

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:33.359
<v Speaker 1>real like Mike Kelly thing.

0:51:33.400 --> 0:51:37.919
<v Speaker 2>They did not, but like it's what the fuck is wrong?

0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:39.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go up to the camera.

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Way, No, you can show it. We can have Kai

0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:42.319
<v Speaker 2>insert it.

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:45.520
<v Speaker 3>No, but it's just so funny. It's not gonna show.

0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:47.760
<v Speaker 3>But I'll tell how.

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 1>To like show it because I was like fifteen dollars.

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:54.200
<v Speaker 1>That's that's a good deal, honestly. And it's literally cut

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:58.400
<v Speaker 1>up like a fucking maniac. No more Diy cutting your shirts.

0:51:58.320 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Or no more little it's the little Hoddy effect, Like

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:03.480
<v Speaker 2>little Hoody is doing it, so you can stop. Let

0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:04.279
<v Speaker 2>little Hoddy do it.

0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Once little Hoodie is doing it, it's done. Yeah, But I

0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:08.719
<v Speaker 3>will say, we watched the High Pals.

0:52:08.440 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Show, and I'm like, no, little Hoody, like all of

0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 2>them are like cute except for that freak of zoid,

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:19.799
<v Speaker 2>freak of nature freak bitch Alex Warring is And I'm

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.279
<v Speaker 2>not to stand that motherfucker. And I hope you hear it.

0:52:24.960 --> 0:52:29.239
<v Speaker 2>I hope you hear us like berating him making beay.

0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Let me let me be clear, everything that happened to

0:52:32.440 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 2>him in his past is really sad and tragic, and

0:52:35.040 --> 0:52:38.319
<v Speaker 2>I really do feel bad for him for that. But

0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:43.400
<v Speaker 2>the way this motherfucker can like treats the industry and

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 2>treats himself like takes himself that serious and like how

0:52:46.760 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 2>everything is like shrouded in this like illusion of wealth

0:52:50.200 --> 0:52:53.080
<v Speaker 2>and like he has to make as much money as possible. Now,

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.000
<v Speaker 2>like maybe I hate it so much is because that's

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:58.120
<v Speaker 2>how I used to think. I don't know, I just

0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:01.400
<v Speaker 2>legitimately like cannot stand him. Like the way he speaks,

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, God, no.

0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Dude, he's a fucking freak of nature.

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:06.759
<v Speaker 1>One the way he talks to his girlfriend, which I guess,

0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:09.120
<v Speaker 1>like if you watch the show, yeah, sure whatever, I

0:53:09.120 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 1>guess there's like some like resolution at the end. And

0:53:11.520 --> 0:53:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm not about to tell like that sweet girl to

0:53:14.360 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 1>like walk away, but you know the saying if you

0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.680
<v Speaker 1>find yourself in your relationship being like no it's good.

0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes, babe byway, babes, babes. That's no way to know,

0:53:25.640 --> 0:53:27.560
<v Speaker 3>because that guy is a fucking freak.

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:27.959
<v Speaker 2>Dude.

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:29.720
<v Speaker 3>The way he talks was driving me crazy.

0:53:29.760 --> 0:53:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Also, just like that show is just kind of sad,

0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:35.560
<v Speaker 1>like more than anything. It was more sad than it

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:40.839
<v Speaker 1>was like obnoxious and like laughable. Because as someone who's

0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:42.760
<v Speaker 1>a part of a friend group who we do film

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:44.880
<v Speaker 1>together and we do work together a lot, I'm like,

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:48.720
<v Speaker 1>holy shit, I wonder if people think, are they people

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:50.759
<v Speaker 1>like that? Definitely think that all the groups in the

0:53:50.800 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 1>world function like this. And what's crazy too, is they

0:53:53.680 --> 0:53:58.680
<v Speaker 1>kept considering themselves like this group of friends friends before anything.

0:53:58.719 --> 0:54:02.120
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, if my my friends started talking about

0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:05.080
<v Speaker 1>our relationships like this, I would be very uncomforted.

0:54:05.120 --> 0:54:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it would be very weird and like, I don't know.

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 2>It Also, like it made me really sad because that show,

0:54:11.600 --> 0:54:15.560
<v Speaker 2>like very obviously was supposed to be something completely different

0:54:15.600 --> 0:54:19.040
<v Speaker 2>from the beginning, but like certain people backed out in

0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:22.520
<v Speaker 2>like certain people's contracts sent lineup and they couldn't figure

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:24.560
<v Speaker 2>out like the payment situation. So that's why it was

0:54:24.600 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 2>eight episodes long, and a lot of the people that

0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 2>like you really wanted to see weren't in it, and

0:54:29.440 --> 0:54:32.040
<v Speaker 2>so they had to force these like fake narratives throughout

0:54:32.040 --> 0:54:34.760
<v Speaker 2>it that were just kind of fucking boring.

0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Dude, It was.

0:54:35.520 --> 0:54:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Actually one of the most boring things ever. Yeah, it

0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:40.040
<v Speaker 1>felt like you put a camera on random kids.

0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but it was very entertaining at like some points,

0:54:45.520 --> 0:54:48.000
<v Speaker 2>like it picked up this like like when they stopped

0:54:48.040 --> 0:54:50.240
<v Speaker 2>talking about all the SOB stories and like got into

0:54:50.280 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 2>like what are their names, like Barn and Jadenner.

0:54:54.960 --> 0:54:57.040
<v Speaker 3>It's like Baron Rylan.

0:54:56.960 --> 0:54:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Baron Rylan and little Huddy.

0:54:58.880 --> 0:55:02.400
<v Speaker 1>And like Chase like that was all of their camera

0:55:02.480 --> 0:55:04.319
<v Speaker 1>time to me was fucking.

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 2>And then Maria Ravin and Larry like.

0:55:06.800 --> 0:55:08.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were like, h hilarious.

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:12.400
<v Speaker 2>They carried the fucking show like for me personally, like

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:14.120
<v Speaker 2>anytime they were on camera, I was reading for them

0:55:14.160 --> 0:55:15.200
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, these kids.

0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:17.560
<v Speaker 1>Are so I know, if they like spent more time

0:55:17.640 --> 0:55:20.680
<v Speaker 1>filming those like cruise, it would be way funnier.

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:23.719
<v Speaker 3>But literally like not us, like confirming what they were

0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:25.080
<v Speaker 3>saying in the show where they were like I just

0:55:25.080 --> 0:55:27.000
<v Speaker 3>feel like it's very split right now. I'm like, yeah, girl,

0:55:27.040 --> 0:55:28.800
<v Speaker 3>for your reason, Yeah, it is very.

0:55:28.640 --> 0:55:32.279
<v Speaker 2>Funny when this y'all are boring and they're funny.

0:55:32.080 --> 0:55:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Y'all are too existential and like so like I guess,

0:55:35.239 --> 0:55:37.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We've been lucky, but it's not even luck.

0:55:38.080 --> 0:55:42.239
<v Speaker 1>It's by choice. We made it this way. We made

0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:43.400
<v Speaker 1>it this way where we were.

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Like normal people.

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, yeah, we're like normal, we're carrying out normal friendships

0:55:48.200 --> 0:55:50.879
<v Speaker 1>and we just so happened to make content together and

0:55:50.960 --> 0:55:53.040
<v Speaker 1>like do it naturally and it.

0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 3>Would be a different story like the way they would be, like.

0:55:56.000 --> 0:55:57.799
<v Speaker 1>When they went on that trip together and they were like,

0:55:58.200 --> 0:56:00.840
<v Speaker 1>no one's making content. Like I'm like, I thought, like

0:56:01.040 --> 0:56:03.319
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was it of this was like y'all

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:06.520
<v Speaker 1>are friends and rekindling like friendships. Yeah, and they just

0:56:06.600 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 1>kept like the way they talked about making content and like.

0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:11.120
<v Speaker 3>Just really weird.

0:56:11.160 --> 0:56:12.960
<v Speaker 1>But I guess that is just like a side of

0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:15.839
<v Speaker 1>the Internet that we don't really understand because we don't

0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:19.560
<v Speaker 1>make content one nearly as much, and two with that

0:56:19.680 --> 0:56:22.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of ideology. We really make content at our own

0:56:23.080 --> 0:56:25.759
<v Speaker 1>free will, and we do it because we genuinely love

0:56:25.880 --> 0:56:26.319
<v Speaker 1>doing it.

0:56:26.640 --> 0:56:28.120
<v Speaker 3>I guess that's the other thing is like.

0:56:28.200 --> 0:56:32.200
<v Speaker 1>They were thrust Yeah, and they would talk constantly about

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:34.359
<v Speaker 1>how like a lot of them don't like doing what

0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:37.719
<v Speaker 1>they do and like we do the things we do

0:56:37.760 --> 0:56:38.759
<v Speaker 1>because we like doing that.

0:56:38.920 --> 0:56:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And also Alex like so badly wants to be

0:56:42.400 --> 0:56:43.879
<v Speaker 2>David doe Brick that like, I know.

0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what's fucked up is he made me look

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:48.399
<v Speaker 1>at him and be like, damn, maybe David do Brick

0:56:48.520 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>is a decent person. Like and that's when you know

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:52.719
<v Speaker 1>it's bad. It is because I'm looking at this like

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:55.719
<v Speaker 1>copycat and being like, damn, the real one's better, dude,

0:56:56.040 --> 0:56:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like at least be a good person, like if you're

0:56:58.440 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna like I don't know.

0:56:59.440 --> 0:57:01.280
<v Speaker 3>Again, Also, I don't know this motherfucker personally.

0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:04.520
<v Speaker 1>He could be like the the nicest, sweetest angel ever.

0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 2>But they could have it could have just been like

0:57:06.600 --> 0:57:09.440
<v Speaker 2>reality like TV bullshit like that we all know happens

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.800
<v Speaker 2>and like painted into the bad light. But like I'm sorry,

0:57:12.880 --> 0:57:15.520
<v Speaker 2>like you can blame it on the edit, a blame

0:57:15.560 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 2>it on the edit, but you said those things and

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:20.400
<v Speaker 2>he said those said it. Yeah.

0:57:20.520 --> 0:57:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Also I stand Thomas, I stand his girlfriend.

0:57:23.960 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 2>His girlfriend, Yeah, I know she eats.

0:57:26.320 --> 0:57:29.439
<v Speaker 3>She's like the most grounded person ever. Like I'm sure

0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:31.040
<v Speaker 3>some people are gonna be like, bitch, I'm not watching

0:57:31.080 --> 0:57:32.040
<v Speaker 3>this fucking shoe, fuck you.

0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:35.360
<v Speaker 1>But I think it is like honestly way more interesting

0:57:35.640 --> 0:57:36.760
<v Speaker 1>this way than it could.

0:57:36.640 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Have been, like if they had it really interesting because

0:57:40.880 --> 0:57:44.760
<v Speaker 3>it's so like sad that it's like very real.

0:57:45.760 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 2>It is like a really real thing of.

0:57:47.520 --> 0:57:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, of just like a lot of people in entertainment,

0:57:50.160 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 1>like especially this part of entertainment, and I like get it.

0:57:53.400 --> 0:57:54.640
<v Speaker 3>It is like a big fear of.

0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:58.240
<v Speaker 1>It's so accessible to so many people now that you

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:00.720
<v Speaker 1>can be easily replaced, and it's like this fear of

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:04.360
<v Speaker 1>like wanting to stay on top. But again, I don't know.

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:08.160
<v Speaker 1>In my head, I'm like, you can't do it this way.

0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:10.480
<v Speaker 1>You can't do anything in life that way. Where you're

0:58:10.560 --> 0:58:13.840
<v Speaker 1>just like, yes, it's normal to have these anxieties about

0:58:13.880 --> 0:58:16.520
<v Speaker 1>what where you're gonna be in like the near future,

0:58:17.120 --> 0:58:20.920
<v Speaker 1>but to really force it and start to mutilate the

0:58:20.920 --> 0:58:24.920
<v Speaker 1>people around you and the relationships around you and belittle

0:58:24.920 --> 0:58:28.520
<v Speaker 1>them into nothing but numbers is really dangerous and it's

0:58:28.520 --> 0:58:30.000
<v Speaker 1>like not a good game to play at all.

0:58:30.280 --> 0:58:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but that's like, but I do that, Like I

0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 2>use y'all as ponds.

0:58:34.760 --> 0:58:35.440
<v Speaker 3>I mean, look at this.

0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 1>That's that's why I, Like, I honestly was like fuck

0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:40.040
<v Speaker 1>a podcast, Like I never want to work with Drew again.

0:58:40.120 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 1>Like honestly, I'm gonna go move back to Miami and

0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:43.439
<v Speaker 1>never speak to these people again.

0:58:43.520 --> 0:58:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:58:43.880 --> 0:58:46.760
<v Speaker 1>And then like I was at lunch and I overheard

0:58:47.440 --> 0:58:50.040
<v Speaker 1>the girlfriend, uh call her daddy. She was like talking

0:58:50.040 --> 0:58:51.600
<v Speaker 1>about how much money she makes, and I was like,

0:58:51.640 --> 0:58:54.600
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Like I like need that and I

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:56.720
<v Speaker 1>want that. So that's why I started a podcast.

0:58:56.800 --> 0:59:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Yep. No, I literally genuinely ne mine.

0:59:03.880 --> 0:59:05.200
<v Speaker 3>What were you gonna say something?

0:59:05.240 --> 0:59:05.360
<v Speaker 4>Mean?

0:59:05.480 --> 0:59:07.520
<v Speaker 1>I literally have to take his xanax before I like

0:59:07.680 --> 0:59:09.440
<v Speaker 1>get on here, because if I don't, I'll freak the

0:59:09.440 --> 0:59:10.320
<v Speaker 1>fuck out and punch you.

0:59:10.600 --> 0:59:12.040
<v Speaker 3>What the fuck hate you?

0:59:12.320 --> 0:59:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Alex Warren did not break his foot.

0:59:15.360 --> 0:59:17.840
<v Speaker 3>What a piece of show you did? Not, Like you're

0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 3>such a pussy foot.

0:59:19.840 --> 0:59:21.600
<v Speaker 2>No, you did it because you were on the fucking

0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:24.280
<v Speaker 2>roof of your trailer literally the next day, Like, I'm sorry,

0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:27.440
<v Speaker 2>you did not break anything. This is an Alex stupid, fucking,

0:59:27.720 --> 0:59:31.440
<v Speaker 2>stupid fucking cart that you wrote on little freak bitch.

0:59:32.760 --> 0:59:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I just I Also, I just don't like fucking content

0:59:35.200 --> 0:59:37.520
<v Speaker 1>in general, like whether it be like Alex Warner David

0:59:37.520 --> 0:59:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Dibert content. I don't like when the content is making

0:59:40.400 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 1>your friend like the butt of the joke or like

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:43.640
<v Speaker 1>that's the whole thing.

0:59:43.520 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Is like yeah, because they had a peabody kid, that's

0:59:45.800 --> 0:59:49.080
<v Speaker 2>literally obviously their Jonah, And like the whole Jonah situation

0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:52.240
<v Speaker 2>makes me very uncomfortable. It always has, like because that's

0:59:52.280 --> 0:59:54.840
<v Speaker 2>not even his fucking name, Like it's just like he

0:59:54.840 --> 0:59:57.920
<v Speaker 2>he heavy guy, like funny joke, like we're gonna make

0:59:58.000 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 2>him the butt of every joke, and I'm like also

1:00:00.160 --> 1:00:01.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking alone.

1:00:01.040 --> 1:00:03.280
<v Speaker 1>To add on top of it, Like literally, one of

1:00:03.360 --> 1:00:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Jonah Hill's biggest pet peet with Hollywood is that he

1:00:05.840 --> 1:00:09.280
<v Speaker 1>like gets typecasted as like the bigger guy. Yeah, and

1:00:09.360 --> 1:00:13.520
<v Speaker 1>this guy's whole thing is calling his bigger friend Jonah Hill, Like,

1:00:13.640 --> 1:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, you're like doubling down on this like narrative,

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:19.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like again to each their own.

1:00:19.600 --> 1:00:21.560
<v Speaker 3>Do I hate watch all of their content?

1:00:21.680 --> 1:00:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, because I'm a fucking loser and I love keeping

1:00:24.120 --> 1:00:26.040
<v Speaker 1>up and being like this is laughable.

1:00:26.680 --> 1:00:27.480
<v Speaker 3>You're a freak.

1:00:28.200 --> 1:00:30.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they're still making money off us, and that's

1:00:30.600 --> 1:00:32.680
<v Speaker 2>genuinely all they fucking care about. Yeah, at the end

1:00:32.680 --> 1:00:34.520
<v Speaker 2>of the day, that is all they care about, which,

1:00:34.640 --> 1:00:37.200
<v Speaker 2>like I wish my brain work.

1:00:37.240 --> 1:00:39.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm just gonna start endangering you guys.

1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:41.800
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm so down. Like I've said it before, Like

1:00:41.840 --> 1:00:44.080
<v Speaker 2>you can stab me like randomly at any point, like

1:00:44.120 --> 1:00:46.120
<v Speaker 2>as long as it's non lethal, just because one, I

1:00:46.120 --> 1:00:48.320
<v Speaker 2>want to know what it feels like, and two like

1:00:48.360 --> 1:00:50.240
<v Speaker 2>it would make a fantastic story.

1:00:50.400 --> 1:00:54.480
<v Speaker 1>It would make a fantastic episode of the podcast, just

1:00:54.520 --> 1:00:57.720
<v Speaker 1>the audio literally, but yeah, and that's my take on

1:00:57.760 --> 1:01:00.880
<v Speaker 1>the hype House Show. Honestly, if I'm going to like

1:01:00.880 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 1>put a number on it, six out.

1:01:03.800 --> 1:01:06.280
<v Speaker 2>Of ten, really like pretty, I was gonna say like

1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:07.440
<v Speaker 2>a five, four or five.

1:01:07.760 --> 1:01:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just I'm giving it a six because like

1:01:10.440 --> 1:01:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I watched the whole thing and I was like, I

1:01:12.760 --> 1:01:14.600
<v Speaker 1>was like, we did watch weep.

1:01:14.800 --> 1:01:16.080
<v Speaker 3>We binged the fuck out of it.

1:01:16.360 --> 1:01:18.920
<v Speaker 1>So like I'm like anything that's like even brain rowdy

1:01:19.040 --> 1:01:21.320
<v Speaker 1>enough to make me binge watch it, Like there's obviously

1:01:21.360 --> 1:01:23.440
<v Speaker 1>something here and I'm intrigued by these people.

1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:25.920
<v Speaker 2>So you'd agree with my take on the Madden Dragons

1:01:26.000 --> 1:01:33.280
<v Speaker 2>and that they have to be doing something. It may

1:01:33.320 --> 1:01:36.400
<v Speaker 2>not be for your brain, but to have every song

1:01:36.480 --> 1:01:39.120
<v Speaker 2>you put out have a billion streams, you're doing something,

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:45.880
<v Speaker 2>You're doing something you like. It's true, it's true, it's true.

1:01:46.040 --> 1:01:49.840
<v Speaker 3>It's all fou everything I do.

1:01:50.440 --> 1:01:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Everyone, anyone who is brave enough to make something for

1:01:53.000 --> 1:01:55.760
<v Speaker 1>the public eye, they get kudos for at least that.

1:01:56.280 --> 1:01:57.440
<v Speaker 2>How about that everything?

1:01:57.920 --> 1:02:00.040
<v Speaker 1>See, the thing is I'm talking and I'm saying something serious,

1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:01.880
<v Speaker 1>and you're just like ignoring me because you want to

1:02:01.920 --> 1:02:03.080
<v Speaker 1>take your turn to talk next.

1:02:03.520 --> 1:02:07.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm singing a song and it's for you, for you,

1:02:07.360 --> 1:02:11.400
<v Speaker 2>It's all for you. Everything I do.

1:02:11.920 --> 1:02:16.040
<v Speaker 3>I tell you all the time. Heaven is a place.

1:02:15.640 --> 1:02:19.040
<v Speaker 2>On Wait, it's like literally making you tear up a

1:02:19.080 --> 1:02:21.400
<v Speaker 2>little bit, like come on, that's my song?

1:02:21.840 --> 1:02:30.120
<v Speaker 3>You like the bad Girl? Here's that tue Okay, sixty

1:02:30.200 --> 1:02:31.280
<v Speaker 3>three minutes.

1:02:31.520 --> 1:02:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Damn, damn, damn alright. Media of the week.

1:02:38.360 --> 1:02:42.640
<v Speaker 3>He they should have got James Charles on that high

1:02:42.640 --> 1:02:45.080
<v Speaker 3>pal ship. I gotta know what was.

1:02:45.120 --> 1:02:48.960
<v Speaker 2>What connection did you make there? Lo ANTHONYA James Charles?

1:02:48.960 --> 1:02:49.720
<v Speaker 2>What was that connection?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he used to say that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? He said?

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<v Speaker 1>Video of the week, Yeah, go piss girl.

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<v Speaker 3>My video media of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Has been in these videos where people show how to

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<v Speaker 1>use different kind of knives, and I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like all I can watch, like how.

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<v Speaker 1>To cut every cheese, how to use every Japanese knife,

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<v Speaker 1>why Japanese knives are so expensive? How to cut every

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<v Speaker 1>kind of shellfish, how to prepare any kind of meat?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm so fascinated, like what a good.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting prepare my meat with a knife.

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<v Speaker 3>I can prepare your meat with my mouth, circumcise it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my audio media remind me by ptrees Russian

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<v Speaker 1>dirty work Steely dan Uh and don't tell your mother

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<v Speaker 1>by the Sundays Kiss one Another, don't damn.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck. I'm just gonna scroll through my plass and pick

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<v Speaker 2>a rand song Boom right side off my neck by

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<v Speaker 2>Fay Webster, I Kiss your Lips by Tokyo Ghetto Pussy

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<v Speaker 2>and no we already said that one. It was me

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<v Speaker 2>but by Claaro Tee for two do da Me mix

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<v Speaker 2>kiss omadic Uno mas Paranoid Android by fucking Radiohead. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>radio kid, a kid a's son or in Rainbow's daughter?

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<v Speaker 2>And you can't kill yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>What is in rainbows?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>The fucking Radiohead?

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<v Speaker 1>When you said, oh, fucking kill me weird, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just but you have to choose.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm killing myself.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't, you can't, you can't.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a son who likes Radiohead. I'm fully fucking kid.

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<v Speaker 2>You choose a son who likes Radiohead or a daughter

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<v Speaker 2>who likes Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>A daughter who likes in rainbow. In rainbows is a

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<v Speaker 3>vibe like if it's a girl who likes in rainbows,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, I get it. Mister Presciana. You're serving

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<v Speaker 3>but you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know she's smoking weed and drawing that one art style.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because then I'm breaking her hands and she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to relearn to use her hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I want to see what YouTube videos I've

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<v Speaker 2>been watching recently, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Other than plane crashes and near death experiences.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's all I watch. You know that.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally I live to live and die for a

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<v Speaker 1>plane crash video.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what duhould have said.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, what's fucked up? Is all I've been watching videos?

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<v Speaker 2>No is keyboard videos is like really good sounding keyboards.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me show you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh you don't have YouTube premium. It's like the

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<v Speaker 3>worst thing ever. You're literally you your main.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's good, that's good, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I feel it in my penis. Yeah, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I watch those all the time. Like literally, that's like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of all I watch, me predicting the big thing

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<v Speaker 2>coming and it being the volcano exploding and sitting a

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<v Speaker 2>tsunami and killing a bunch of people. But recently I've

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<v Speaker 2>been thinking, like nothing is gonna come, Like I really

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<v Speaker 2>do think. Yeah, literally, I think like we might be

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<v Speaker 2>in like a big thing recession. Like I genuinely believe that,

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<v Speaker 2>like there's not gonna be anything happening for a very

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<v Speaker 2>long time, and the pendulum is gonna swing back and

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be so chill, Like the world is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be so chilled very soon. Predicting it, predicting it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna come true. I'm manifesting the chill.

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<v Speaker 3>Erry is coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Really I need to see.

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<v Speaker 1>I need And it's like delta, but instead of losing

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<v Speaker 1>your taste and like smell, it heightens your taste and

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<v Speaker 1>smell m It makes you high as fun, like you

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<v Speaker 1>get high as fu and then you want the munchies.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do a bunch of whippets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this, what is that? That's a classic. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>retro that. That's a class. This is one of my

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<v Speaker 2>medias of the week, Doctor Octagon. Whoa that was like band,

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<v Speaker 2>original band, kid humor. I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>High like beans.

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<v Speaker 2>This is getting copyrighted. We can't push this up.

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<v Speaker 3>I love beans, how about you? I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't even have a copywritten thing.

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<v Speaker 1>In this description, say town, I can use this on

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<v Speaker 1>my YouTube for one of my next colaches and not

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<v Speaker 1>get canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been watching them. There's that there was like that

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<v Speaker 2>monkey versus Dog uprising? Did you hear about the.

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<v Speaker 3>Donkey versus dog uprising?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I forget where it was, but like there was

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<v Speaker 2>a I'm not kidding, there was like a battle and

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<v Speaker 2>like they were killing each other. So what happened was

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<v Speaker 2>these dogs in I think somewhere in India attacked a

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<v Speaker 2>baby monkey and killed it. And I'm not fucking kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>These monkeys went on like a genocidal rampage and killed

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<v Speaker 2>over two hundred and seventy one dogs. And there's video

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<v Speaker 2>of these monkeys dropping and throwing these dogs off of

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<v Speaker 2>like very high buildings and killing them. It's fucking insane

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<v Speaker 2>and the death toll is like getting out of control,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, it's the most absurd shit ever. Have

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<v Speaker 2>you not heard of this? I'm I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear to god.

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<v Speaker 3>You're literally talking about a dog and monkey war. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>on the side of the monkeys, honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, same, like the dogs deserve it. There's like an

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<v Speaker 2>actual gang war in India going on. I'm not kidding. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, they'd just be like, they're just killing a

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<v Speaker 2>shit ton of dogs and they deserve it. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>because allegedly killed around two hundred fifty dogs to take

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<v Speaker 2>revenge because they killed one monkey baby, which is fucking insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I love nature, but no, that's like that's gone beyond.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's like human intervention. Like that's insane. Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>gone beyond like nature.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's like also monkeys learning habits from like.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is kind of scary. I still want to smoke

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<v Speaker 2>with uh Caesar. I still want to smoke with Caesar

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<v Speaker 2>from Planet of the Apes. I think I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>that would open my mind to like a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you guys so.

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<v Speaker 2>Much for listening. We could keep going.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe guy just wants me to cut me off always.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm cutting you out of my life after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck you. Thank you guys so much for listening. If

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<v Speaker 3>you were the person, if you were the person who

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<v Speaker 3>catfished me as Bella.

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<v Speaker 2>Thorne, let me know and if you could and or

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<v Speaker 2>if you wanted no, no, no, if you if you if

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<v Speaker 2>you could do the thing, if or if it could

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<v Speaker 2>figure it out, then we could know if for sure

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<v Speaker 2>there's something wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>One of these days, I'm gonna bring a really big,

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<v Speaker 1>oversized pair of scissors to set and just sucking, chop

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<v Speaker 1>your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it ode oh, do it to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, bye

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmmmm