WEBVTT - Vet Bills Add Up

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<v Speaker 1>Elvie Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So lri email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought

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<v Speaker 2>us a puppy named Rocky, and he was sick with

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<v Speaker 2>pneumonia and we had to pay all these bills out

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<v Speaker 2>of our pocket. And he's such a hot head that

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<v Speaker 2>he would get really mad if you called saying you're

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<v Speaker 2>from the pet company and that we have to pay

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<v Speaker 2>the bills ourselves. So that's basically what we're going to do, really,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So you're playing the part of I'm paying

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<v Speaker 2>the lady from the pet company calling to say you're

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<v Speaker 2>paying the bills.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi, Dion.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the

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<v Speaker 2>Pando Monday, okay, and I'm calling in reference to I

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<v Speaker 2>think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a bill

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<v Speaker 2>of five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm asking you guys to pay for what was calling

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<v Speaker 3>Hi when he was sick and I had my medical

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<v Speaker 3>bills for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I'm not understanding because you bought the dog,

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<v Speaker 2>you brought him home and he got sick. Uh No, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>then explain, explain the story to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before

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<v Speaker 3>I approachased some that he had those symptoms.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give

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<v Speaker 3>it to me sick.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't give you the puppy sick. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what happened to the puppy from when you

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<v Speaker 2>took it from the place to when you got it home.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta be right, No, I'm not What temperature do

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<v Speaker 2>you keep your house at?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean tell you I keep my house at.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Temperature with dogs? Of question? Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, our puppies are top notch, cot.

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<v Speaker 3>Match my ass. My dog was sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you fed him something.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta be kidding me, right, Once the.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Such crap, It's not crap. No dog was sick when

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<v Speaker 3>he was at the store. You gotta be kid.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no record I have.

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<v Speaker 3>It says it says like in the warranty and all

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<v Speaker 3>the other written crap, that you guys owe me money

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<v Speaker 3>after if anything happens to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.

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<v Speaker 2>I have all the paperwork in front of me, and

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<v Speaker 2>it says nothing about the dog being sick when you

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<v Speaker 2>purchased it. It's not both.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you guys owe me the money, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't owe you the money. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get the money.

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<v Speaker 3>We mean, I'm not going to get them. I'll get

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't get the money.

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<v Speaker 3>I will get the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think this has happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Before, Well who other customers?

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<v Speaker 2>We know what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys are half assed over there. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what the hell is your problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't seem you know how to care for something

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<v Speaker 2>that's living. Why are you being rude to me? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just telling you like it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're treating me like I'm some idiot or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you are some idiot. You don't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy

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<v Speaker 2>a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy? Did you

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<v Speaker 2>put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you buy the cheap puppy food?

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<v Speaker 3>You know someone expensive puppy.

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<v Speaker 2>Food got okay? Did you put a coat on him?

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<v Speaker 3>Coat? I mean, that's a damn coat. Who wears a coat? Dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know where's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Coat owners that really care about their dogs?

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<v Speaker 3>Those are whack job people. I don't care for them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're not whack job people. They're concerned parents concerns.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a jacket when you go outside. Why wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>a puppet only.

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<v Speaker 3>A jack when I go outside?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what it comes down to.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you torture animals as a.

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<v Speaker 3>Child, Adam? What kind of question is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I have to get to the bottom of this.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to see a therapist. You're driving me up

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<v Speaker 3>the wall right now.

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<v Speaker 2>If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't lick my feet. Sorry, have you tried? What

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<v Speaker 3>are you? What are you getting at?

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be licking his feet either.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 2>What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got bills here coming out of my ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I got bills come out of my ass. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what the hell you're paying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not paying anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not paying Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>your problem. It's your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's your problem. You bought the.

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<v Speaker 3>Animal, and SAT's let's get this right. It's your fault,

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<v Speaker 3>your problem.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor

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<v Speaker 2>dog is gonna have a complex as it is that

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<v Speaker 2>you got a stupid name for him.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're

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<v Speaker 3>paying my money, and that's it. You have a problem,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Come.

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<v Speaker 2>To my house, Deane, listen to me. We don't pay bills.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why why You've just been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you gotta be me.

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<v Speaker 2>Your lovely girlfriend. Laurie wanted us to call you and

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<v Speaker 2>play a phone tap on you. Oh, don't worry, we're

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<v Speaker 2>not from the pet company.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah Man was the same. You guys are paying my bill?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything you'd like to say to Laurie?

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<v Speaker 3>Laurie, You're down when I see you when I get home.

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