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Speaker 2: All right, I'm dying to hear this phone tap.
Speaker 1: What's it all about?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: So lri email doesn't said, my boyfriend Dion just bought
Speaker 2: us a puppy named Rocky, and he was sick with
Speaker 2: pneumonia and we had to pay all these bills out
Speaker 2: of our pocket. And he's such a hot head that
Speaker 2: he would get really mad if you called saying you're
Speaker 2: from the pet company and that we have to pay
Speaker 2: the bills ourselves. So that's basically what we're going to do, really,
Speaker 2: all right, So you're playing the part of I'm paying
Speaker 2: the lady from the pet company calling to say you're
Speaker 2: paying the bills.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see what happens.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Ma, I speak to Dion. Talk please, Hi, Dion.
Speaker 2: My name is Melanie Rogers. I'm calling you from the
Speaker 2: Pando Monday, okay, and I'm calling in reference to I
Speaker 2: think his name is Rocky, yeah, yeah, and a bill
Speaker 2: of five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm asking you guys to pay for what was calling
Speaker 3: Hi when he was sick and I had my medical
Speaker 3: bills for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which I'm not understanding because you bought the dog,
Speaker 2: you brought him home and he got sick. Uh No, okay, well,
Speaker 2: then explain, explain the story to me.
Speaker 3: I bought the dog he had pneumonia. Now that before
Speaker 3: I approachased some that he had those symptoms.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it was our fault, I could see.
Speaker 2: But it's not our fault that the dog was sick.
Speaker 3: I'm responsible for the puppy, even though you guys give
Speaker 3: it to me sick.
Speaker 2: I didn't give you the puppy sick. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know what happened to the puppy from when you
Speaker 2: took it from the place to when you got it home.
Speaker 2: You gotta be right, No, I'm not What temperature do
Speaker 2: you keep your house at?
Speaker 3: I mean tell you I keep my house at.
Speaker 2: I mean, is it a temperature where dogs can live?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Temperature with dogs? Of question? Is that?
Speaker 2: I mean, our puppies are top notch, cot.
Speaker 3: Match my ass. My dog was sick.
Speaker 2: Maybe you fed him something.
Speaker 3: You gotta be kidding me, right, Once the.
Speaker 2: Dog was in your care, the dog got sick.
Speaker 3: Such crap, It's not crap. No dog was sick when
Speaker 3: he was at the store. You gotta be kid.
Speaker 2: There's no record I have.
Speaker 3: It says it says like in the warranty and all
Speaker 3: the other written crap, that you guys owe me money
Speaker 3: after if anything happens to them.
Speaker 2: Not in the warranty that I have in front of me.
Speaker 2: I have all the paperwork in front of me, and
Speaker 2: it says nothing about the dog being sick when you
Speaker 2: purchased it. It's not both.
Speaker 3: I mean, you guys owe me the money, and that's it.
Speaker 2: We don't owe you the money. You're not going to
Speaker 2: get the money.
Speaker 3: We mean, I'm not going to get them. I'll get
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 2: You won't get the money.
Speaker 3: I will get the money.
Speaker 2: You don't think this has happened.
Speaker 3: Before, Well who other customers?
Speaker 2: We know what we're doing.
Speaker 3: You guys are half assed over there. I don't know
Speaker 3: what the hell is your problem.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm really glad you don't have children, because
Speaker 2: it doesn't seem you know how to care for something
Speaker 2: that's living. Why are you being rude to me? I'm
Speaker 2: just telling you like it is.
Speaker 3: Because you're treating me like I'm some idiot or something.
Speaker 2: Well, you are some idiot. You don't know how to
Speaker 2: take care of a puppy. Did you give the puppy
Speaker 2: a cold bath? Did you feed the puppy? Did you
Speaker 2: put the puppy in an air conditioning puppy genius? Did
Speaker 2: you buy the cheap puppy food?
Speaker 3: You know someone expensive puppy.
Speaker 2: Food got okay? Did you put a coat on him?
Speaker 3: Coat? I mean, that's a damn coat. Who wears a coat? Dog?
Speaker 3: Do you know where's the.
Speaker 2: Coat owners that really care about their dogs?
Speaker 3: Those are whack job people. I don't care for them.
Speaker 2: No, they're not whack job people. They're concerned parents concerns.
Speaker 2: You need a jacket when you go outside. Why wouldn't
Speaker 2: a puppet only.
Speaker 3: A jack when I go outside?
Speaker 2: All right, regardless, we're not paying you the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: This is what it comes down to.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're paying me the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Did you torture animals as a.
Speaker 3: Child, Adam? What kind of question is that?
Speaker 2: I have to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 3: You need to see a therapist. You're driving me up
Speaker 3: the wall right now.
Speaker 2: If you walked outside barefoot, would you lick your feet afterwards?
Speaker 3: I can't lick my feet. Sorry, have you tried? What
Speaker 3: are you? What are you getting at?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't lick your feet because they're so filthy. He
Speaker 2: shouldn't be licking his feet either.
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: What okay? We're just running around the circles. The point is,
Speaker 2: I've got bills here coming out of my ass.
Speaker 3: I got bills come out of my ass. I don't
Speaker 3: know what the hell you're paying.
Speaker 2: I'm not paying anything. You're paying the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm not paying anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not paying Oh my god.
Speaker 2: If you love your animal, what is five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: It's nothing when it comes to an animal. But it's
Speaker 3: your problem. It's your fault.
Speaker 2: No, it's your problem. You bought the.
Speaker 3: Animal, and SAT's let's get this right. It's your fault,
Speaker 3: your problem.
Speaker 2: What's the dog's name again, Rocky? I mean, the poor
Speaker 2: dog is gonna have a complex as it is that
Speaker 2: you got a stupid name for him.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, leave me the hell long. You're
Speaker 3: paying my money, and that's it. You have a problem,
Speaker 3: you know, Come.
Speaker 2: To my house, Deane, listen to me. We don't pay bills.
Speaker 2: You know why why You've just been phone tapped?
Speaker 3: Oh, you gotta be me.
Speaker 2: Your lovely girlfriend. Laurie wanted us to call you and
Speaker 2: play a phone tap on you. Oh, don't worry, we're
Speaker 2: not from the pet company.
Speaker 3: Ah Man was the same. You guys are paying my bill?
Speaker 2: Is there anything you'd like to say to Laurie?
Speaker 3: Laurie, You're down when I see you when I get home.
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