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Speaker 1: Dat Niho here, I am speaking. There's your podcast. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. I'm in Los Angeles, um Noah and

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Speaker 1: I are here in my airbnb in Santa Monica. We

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Speaker 1: can't see ourselves on our screen because we look so

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Speaker 1: gross today that I had to move it off the screen.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been in a zoom meeting and you

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Speaker 1: like can't it's there that does give you the option

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Speaker 1: to remove your window, you know, yes, but on riverside,

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Speaker 1: which is what we record on, there is not that option.

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Speaker 1: So I had to like zoom in on Anya and

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Speaker 1: like move us to the side because I can't handle

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Speaker 1: it today. There's no what was that? What do you see?

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Speaker 1: Just just you you zoomed in? Yeah, you always look lovely.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with It's just my

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Speaker 1: head gets bigger every day, and my head does. I

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Speaker 1: do have a huge head. My dad tried on my

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Speaker 1: hat the other day and he goes, you got a

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Speaker 1: big hat too, because he has a huge head. We

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Speaker 1: like from the front, it doesn't look like I have

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Speaker 1: a big head. But every hat on me, Like Chris

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Speaker 1: the other day put on this baseball cap because he

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Speaker 1: really likes it, and he brought it and I was

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Speaker 1: so like flattered that he with his like very exact

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Speaker 1: knows exactly what he likes. He never likes things that

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Speaker 1: I would like for him, but he likes my hat.

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Speaker 1: It's um my brother in law's canoe company thing, big muddy.

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Speaker 1: And he took the hat to dinner and I was

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Speaker 1: and he was like swimming in it and he had

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Speaker 1: to think, like he had to make it. I have

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Speaker 1: a bigger head than my boyfriend. I just never it

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Speaker 1: just means you have more hair. No, no, it's I

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Speaker 1: mean that might be true recently. I love that. When

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Speaker 1: I was in college, I was obsessed with Shinad O'Connor.

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Speaker 1: she has the most beautiful cranium. Yeah, it's like a

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Speaker 1: perfect skull. I'm sure it's a double XL. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: always am testing the limits of baseball caps. I'm I

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Speaker 1: don't and I don't like it's a snug fit because

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Speaker 1: it um depresses my forehead, and then I have a

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Speaker 1: line there and it depresses everyone to see me in

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Speaker 1: that hat too. Hats Hats are the best baseball cap

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Speaker 1: I know. I wish I had one. I have one

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Speaker 1: in the other room. But baseball caps are the fucking best.

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Speaker 1: They make you look cool. They're the sunglasses for your head. Well,

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Speaker 1: sunglasses are for your head as well, but they're they

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Speaker 1: make you feel secret surfacing black ball caps. I can't

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Speaker 1: get enough. I want to wear them. I wish I

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Speaker 1: could wear them on every TV appearance I have everything.

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Speaker 1: They make you look cool. They make you look like

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Speaker 1: you have a Selena Gomez sized forehead, which is a tiny,

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Speaker 1: tiny forehead. My I have a large forehead. It goes

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Speaker 1: all the way back like it's It's just it's not like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the worst thing about my looks, but I

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Speaker 1: do have a prominent forehead. You do. Look at this,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I can't hear you, but look

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Speaker 1: you're actually testing it with your hand. Yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: That made me more sick than last night. I went

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Speaker 1: So I went to go to her house to go

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Speaker 1: it. It It was like this little, tiny jar. It was

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Speaker 1: so cute. That made me less disgusted to see these

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Speaker 1: just said about Rita Hayworth. I'm gonna I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna that makes you sick rather eat eyeball or

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say another thing. You're okay t depths or

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Speaker 1: pulling cotton out of your mouth that's no hair is

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Speaker 1: the worst for me now, like plucking hairs like people

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Speaker 1: with even I have so much empathy for trick tillomaniacs

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Speaker 1: out there who are plucking their hairs to like calm down.

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Speaker 1: But I can't handle if it's like in the back

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Speaker 1: don't know. Why do you have any of those? No? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: like I related just like touching the eye. Oh sorry,

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Speaker 1: I jar would have bummed you out. No, I just

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Speaker 1: something off your face. Okay. Um, so do I anything

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Speaker 1: that like the worth of my nose, anything that involved

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Speaker 1: I touching? Okay, so contact lenses lasick. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: could do contact contacts Lasick. I want to do it

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Speaker 1: so bad, but I'm really trying to get over this

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Speaker 1: eye stuff. I can tell you enough. Like I know Lasick.

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Speaker 1: Lasic Plus is one of our sponsors, and I got

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Speaker 1: LASI through them. I can't wait to go back and

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Speaker 1: have my other eye done. So I'm getting my other

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Speaker 1: working for me. It's a soothing process. I got to

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Speaker 1: Chris is gonna get it done to it Lasic plus,

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Speaker 1: every day, but I don't. It's kind of like the

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Speaker 1: It's all ironic, But but at Lasic, they just like

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Speaker 1: there's no do you smell anything? Yes flowers that they

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Speaker 1: give you at the end, No, you do smell They

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Speaker 1: I'm just making conversation while they're doing lasak. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: he's done ninety seven thousand procedures. Have you I've never

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Speaker 1: done anything that many times in my life, I haven't

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Speaker 1: But they also give you, um, like a relax like

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Speaker 1: Beforehand I tried to go. They were like, do you

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Speaker 1: to me about my lashes. But um, that's like ob GYNs.

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Speaker 1: They're like, so, what's your major? You're like your knee deep,

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Speaker 1: elbow deep, yes, or dentist. I know it's such a

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Speaker 1: thing about male gynecologists in my act. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: your act was so much Now I came to see

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Speaker 1: me the other night. I went to see Nikki at

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Speaker 1: the URB so much. I don't know if that's a

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Speaker 1: much material and it's the first time I've seen you

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Speaker 1: in a club in a really long time. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: to me. But everyone's on board so much, and so

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Speaker 1: and I was like, what is it about nikkis that

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Speaker 1: back and they had the audio going, I got it.

426
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:45,600
Speaker 1: Mother abortion, Yeah, it was like job it was. I

427
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,480
Speaker 1: was talking about Chris being like he doesn't want to

428
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,280
Speaker 1: picture the mother like like his wife doing these things.

429
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,640
Speaker 1: I was talking about how like men like they want

430
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,679
Speaker 1: the whore, and then they want the madonna, like the

431
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:00,800
Speaker 1: mother or the whore, and they don't like when you

432
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: can't be a horror like a lot of times men

433
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 1: when they have their Yeah, when a lot of times

434
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: when men have children with a wife, they can't. They

435
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,120
Speaker 1: don't want to make her a horror anymore because it's

436
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: like she's a mother of my child. So I was like,

437
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 1: so Chris, Chris doesn't my boyfriend doesn't want the future

438
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 1: mother of his aborted fetus, and so I was like, baby,

439
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,119
Speaker 1: write down mother of an aborted fetus. He was just

440
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 1: like no. He just looked at me like, uh so,

441
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,879
Speaker 1: we gotta go to break. We'll be back at the

442
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: mor after of this. Okay, we're back. So last night

443
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 1: I saw a dog named tic Tac. No, he's approximately eight.

444
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 1: They don't really know he was astray. They I guess

445
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 1: this is what happens. People bring in dogs and they

446
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 1: say they're strays, but they're really just like, I'm broke

447
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 1: and I can't afford to take care of this dog anymore.

448
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 1: So that happens a lot at rescues or like um

449
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,600
Speaker 1: shelters is people will be like they told me that

450
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: last night. They told me the story that one guy

451
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,879
Speaker 1: came into a rescue one day or a straight sorry rescue, yeah, rescue.

452
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: A humane society brought in the dog and was like

453
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: I found this dog on the street and they're like okay,

454
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: and they were like, well, scan his microchip. And they

455
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 1: scan the microchip, a number comes up. They call the number.

456
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 1: It's the guys fucking his phone starts ringing and so

457
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: people do this all the time. And so this little

458
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,400
Speaker 1: dog named Tik Tak, this is, this is this? Can

459
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,640
Speaker 1: I just like present my struggle with this and maybe

460
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: this will go down in the annals of time of like,

461
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 1: oh my god, tik Tak's my dog, and I'll be like, oh,

462
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: the first time I talked about tik Tak this was

463
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 1: on or maybe I never have Tiktak. Who knows. I'm

464
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: still like kind of um in this weird place with it.

465
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm ready to get a dog, because,

466
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,959
Speaker 1: first of all, I watched this Ted talk the other

467
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: day about how your life you have all these moments

468
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: in your life where your life can buy fear kate,

469
00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: I think is the word she said, where you're you

470
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 1: can go in two different directions, right, and you have

471
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: chances of that every day, But generally we don't. We

472
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: don't choose those chances. We don't go, I'm gonna just

473
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: quit my job and try another job. I'm gonna I'm gonna,

474
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 1: you know, move, I'm gonna get a dog, like we

475
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: often are just thrust into them because we get sick,

476
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: A parent gets sick, a parent dies, like we're just

477
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 1: and then you're hurtled into or you get fired. You're

478
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: just hurtled into this new version of your life that

479
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: is going to change you for the rest of your life.

480
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: And we don't often just choose those, we wait for

481
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: them to happen to us. And I've just recently been,

482
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: like I was saying the other day, feeling like I

483
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: don't I know, I don't want kids, which is another

484
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: joke that is killing right now because I realized in

485
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 1: deciding that I don't want kids, I literally am set

486
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: to make over the next eighteen years up over a

487
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 1: million dollars. That was So it's about come up to

488
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: look at the audience to see like how many people

489
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: the light bulb went off that, Well, no one's ever

490
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: I mean everyone knows that raising a kid is about

491
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 1: I think it used to be three hundred thousand dollars

492
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 1: like four years ago, and now it's about a million

493
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: dollars in LA. It's a million dollars easy if you

494
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: want a kid to have a good education. And it's true.

495
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: Like when I when I realized I didn't want to

496
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: freeze my eggs and I probably I'm not going to

497
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: have kids, I was just like, I get a million dollars,

498
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: Like that is a really cool way to look at it.

499
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: So when I said that the other night, and I

500
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 1: don't want to go down the Chelsea Handler route of

501
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 1: like I love what Chelsea Handler does about being childless.

502
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: I just bought a sweatshirt that says childless on it

503
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 1: like almost like collegiate, but it says childless. Like I

504
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: am celebrating me in childless. I'm leaning into it. It's awesome,

505
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,919
Speaker 1: But I am not going to shame people for having kids,

506
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: like I'm not going to like I feel like a

507
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: lot of moms, well that's just me being a pussy.

508
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 1: I like Chelsea Handler for just like not giving a

509
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: fun what people think. And she's like, I don't care

510
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 1: if you, like I can tell moms probably you're like

511
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: easy lady, Like I get it, you get to smoke

512
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: pot and sleep until the afternoon. Like you're making me

513
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: feel bad about my life. I don't want to make

514
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: anyone feel bad, but I do want to say I'm

515
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: going to make a million dollars that you aren't going

516
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 1: to make, like whenever someone gets a job, Like I

517
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: even said this on stage of the night and this

518
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: I hate to keep being like quoting my own jokes,

519
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: but I was excited. I told Chris when I got home,

520
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: I was like I stumbled upon something that is gonna

521
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: be a big, big thing of my next special. Like

522
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: the last special I had, the Old Souls, was like

523
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: the bit that traveled, And this next special, I think

524
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 1: it's gonna be how if you if you decide to

525
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: not have kids before your body decides for you, right like,

526
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: instead of waiting for my age to happen, where I'm

527
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: like he was taken from me, I'm now making the

528
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: decision myself. I'm telling body, I'm in charge. I don't

529
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: want this. If it happens, okay, but like I don't

530
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:47,679
Speaker 1: want it, I am now empowered to like realize all

531
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 1: the fruits that will come from the fact that I'm

532
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: not having a fruit of the womb and and it.

533
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: But it was interesting because I'm always scared to alienate

534
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: anyone who is apparent because I already know the struggle

535
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 1: of being a parent is so hard. They're already deeply

536
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: regretting it in their souls. They can't admit it to

537
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,199
Speaker 1: anyone or themselves there are it's so hard. And that

538
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: being that was me being ironic and facetious or sarcastic,

539
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 1: whatever you want to say. I know you don't really

540
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: regret having kids, but I know that parents are struggling

541
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: and I don't want to make them feel bad about

542
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: it and be like jealous of me, not that they

543
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: would ever be because they think they made the right decision,

544
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: which they did for them. But the other night it

545
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: just resonated so hard with this la crowd of like

546
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: you could tell there's a lot of women in their

547
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: twenties who don't want kids and are like whoo, but

548
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: like it just gave them. It's just such a for

549
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: me at thirty eight deciding I don't want kids, and

550
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,719
Speaker 1: Anya you can speak to this too, like there's something

551
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: about it that makes you feel like less of a

552
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: woman when you have maybe made that decision internally you

553
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: don't want to share it with people. You feel like

554
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: there's something It's like this new shout your Abortion kind

555
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: of thing, like shout your Abortion was a little like

556
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,159
Speaker 1: moment where women were like, I did it. I'm not

557
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 1: going to be shamed about it. Like leaning into like

558
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: making decision not to freeze my eggs has felt very

559
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 1: empowering to me as all I'm saying, and it's I

560
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: think it's going to be exciting for my act. But

561
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: so this is I guess the dog thing is maybe

562
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: in a reaction to that, like, Okay, well now I

563
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: have the freedom to spend my money on this thing,

564
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: and you know, I just have been compelled to be

565
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: Like if I I picture myself in a car accident

566
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: and no one coming to aid me because they're all

567
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: like me, they're running into aunt like sports, and I'm

568
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: just like laying there. They like I need to get

569
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: a ten and I'm a triage unit that I won't

570
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 1: have anyone in because this woman will have died. So

571
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm just like laying there. I picture me like being

572
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: like and being like seeing the light and being like,

573
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: what didn't I do on Earth? And it will be

574
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: wrote a song that anyone heard. And then the other

575
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: one would be bird. I didn't have a bird, and

576
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: I can't have a bird right now. It's just I

577
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: can't travel with a bird. I mean, they could fly

578
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: along the side the plane, but I don't know if

579
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: they're into the engine. Yeah, and then we'll all go down.

580
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: Solely won't save us. And it would be like there's

581
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: a senior dog out There's a dog out there right now,

582
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: right now, there's a dog suffering because I don't have

583
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: a dog. There is a dog right now that is

584
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 1: like shivering in a cage somewhere because I'm choosing to

585
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 1: not have a dog. And so I just when I

586
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 1: made that connection, I'm like, I need to do it.

587
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: I have the resources, and I want a small dog

588
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: that I can bring with me anyway. Tik Tak was

589
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: the first dog that was and I kind of because

590
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm such a I hate when people have designer dogs

591
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 1: and they're like, I want that looking dog and I

592
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: want to Doug that's hypoalergenic, and like there's no such thing.

593
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: That's like a made up thing for white people to

594
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: like find the dog that they want and be like

595
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: I have see I'm like different than everyone. I have

596
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: like a specific allergy, so like I need this special thing.

597
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: It's it's so a white person. I'm a white person

598
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: and I'm just like you. But it's you trying to

599
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: be original because you have no culture because you're white.

600
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: White people have no culture, so they need to get

601
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: tattoos and they need to have allergies to like feel special.

602
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: So I hate when people choose their dogs. It's not

603
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: that I hate you, but I hate that decision that

604
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: you made that you're like, I want this looking dog,

605
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: and guess what it's because I want a certain looking

606
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: dog too. Do you think I want a dog that

607
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: looks like Tic Tac? No, it's not my ideal dog.

608
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: I would like a little dog that looks like my

609
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: friend Nick's dog. She has a dog named Bonde because

610
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: she's from Australia. But her dog's name is Bond. And

611
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: it's like this little skinny dog. It looks like a

612
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: little deer, and it's a tiny little deer and it's

613
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,719
Speaker 1: clean looking and it looks like a little Golden Retriever

614
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: if you shrunk it down. And it's a rescue. But

615
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: she just got lucky right when I got Luigi. I

616
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: didn't like the look of that dog. That wasn't the dog,

617
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: the ideal dog. I'm admitting it. We all have a

618
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: dog that we want in mind of, Like what dog

619
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: looks like me and looks cutest in my arm? I

620
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: have that too, But I don't get to do that.

621
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: You don't get to this is the type of thing

622
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I don't get to be a chooser.

623
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: And there were two dogs. There were two dogs at

624
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: this rescue that I was like a may Day rescue

625
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: that I was looking at on Instagram and I go, oh,

626
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 1: these are cute. One was named Maureen and one was

627
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: named Darlene that I was going to change to Darling.

628
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: And they were so cute and they were like one

629
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: and a half years old and they're like adorable, and

630
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: they were like the looks of the dogs that I

631
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: would want. And then I was like, what about these?

632
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: And she was like, what about Tiktak? And TikTok is

633
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: so cute. First of all, I'm sorry TikTok that I

634
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: ever said that you weren't the kind of dog I

635
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: would want, because Marian was not the type of dog

636
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want Luigi and they are my perfect dog now.

637
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: I love them so much. Little cartoons. And this dog, TikTok,

638
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: it does not like me. It doesn't like anyone. It's

639
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,239
Speaker 1: like Luigi, like it was so disgusted by like it was.

640
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: It just wanted to be with its foster lady. She

641
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: brought him over and she's only had him for forty

642
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: eight hours. He's got at the shelter less than seventy

643
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: two hours ago. She him for forty eight hours and

644
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: he's just following her around. He just wants to be

645
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: with her, so I know that this dog will love me. Like, Okay,

646
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm not even worried about that. Because Chris was like,

647
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: because the dog didn't want to be around me or

648
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: like let me touch it, he was worth that. I

649
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, I don't want this dog, but

650
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: I go no, I've been through this with Luigi. He

651
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: bit me the first day. He wouldn't even look at me.

652
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: He was shivering in a corner, like this dog isn't abused,

653
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: like I don't think it's been like beaten severely. But

654
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: the cutest thing that happened was there's like all these

655
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: dogs in this house because they have the Natalie and

656
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: her partner have like a bunch of dogs. But then

657
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: it didn't care about the dogs. It was just kind

658
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 1: of like this little seven pound chihuahua. It's so cute

659
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: named TikTok, and his penis will not stay in his body.

660
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: So if penis is out and it's like dry, it

661
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: looks like a human. Um bobbit no no um. A

662
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: lot of people at chihuahua's have this problem. Their dick

663
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 1: doesn't go back in and it's very painful for the dog.

664
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: But sugar Water sugar water water? Is that a type

665
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: of dog that will suck it sticky sugar water? And

666
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: he goes around no like you YouTube it and this

667
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,160
Speaker 1: guy's like, listen, I didn't want to figure this out,

668
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: but I fucking figured this out with my dog. I

669
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: am not gay, but check and it does help the

670
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: dick get less swollen and it goes back in the sheets.

671
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: But you have to do diaper. Well, he's getting spayed

672
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: or a neuter this week and they said that would

673
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: help with it. But it also can wear like a

674
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: little like there's like these little diapered for his whole life. Yeah,

675
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: because he's either been on the street or someone brought

676
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: him in. And people don't have money to get their

677
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: dogs neutered, like they just get a dog or the

678
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: dog gets born in a litter and they just don't

679
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: do something for the service it. You know it is

680
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: through the UM. I know it should be. I mean,

681
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: Bob Barker was not wrong, like that is ore. That's

682
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: the number one thing that needs happened is spaying and

683
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: neutering animals. Like and there are people that just take

684
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,239
Speaker 1: in stray cats and then they just new to them

685
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: and then like put them back out because I want

686
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: to start saying that I, um, I'm Spade, because I

687
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: want I want to start saying that I got spayed

688
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: because no one goes as women are because you spay

689
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: a woman dog, right, I know, but no one calls

690
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: that be spade. I know. I think it got a spade.

691
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: So I said it to Chris last night and he's like,

692
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: or you can like it's about like David Spade because

693
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: he doesn't want kids. But I'm like, oh, he has

694
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: a kid that doesn't really work. But um, anyway, so

695
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: TikTok was like so like stiff around me, just kind

696
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: of like oh, I was holding it and it's just

697
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: legs were outstretched, like it's penises out and it just

698
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: like doesn't want to be around me. But then this

699
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: cat came by, like they have a cat, and TikTok

700
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: was like liked this cat so much and was just

701
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: like wanting to play with a cat. And they theorized

702
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: that maybe it came from a home where it had

703
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: a cat. And so he likes cats. He's interested cats.

704
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: He kind of has a cat demeanor. He kind of

705
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: looks like a cat. He's so cute. And I left.

706
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: This dog did not look, this is the closest it

707
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: got to me. We'll put up a picture on Oh yeah,

708
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: I'd love to see a picture. So this is wondering

709
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: why and these photos you kind of look like you're

710
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: looking off into the distance. And now I realized he

711
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be near me at all. Fucking tik Tak.

712
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: He's so But I love this dog. So this is

713
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: the was just kind of like, he's a cute. He's cute.

714
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 1: He's a cuteie. But I like Chris. We left and

715
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: Chris is like, you're not gonna get a TikTok because

716
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: there was no bonding between us, and he like, But

717
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 1: what he doesn't know is that I love all animals.

718
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I love even Congress Lee. Yeah, and I know that

719
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: about Darlin. No, this is the thing. Darlin and Maureen.

720
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: They are young, they are cute, and Natalie told me

721
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: there's already like four or five applications for them. And

722
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,919
Speaker 1: TikTok because he's probably eight and he's penis is hanging out.

723
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: No one wants him. And that is the dog that

724
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: I want. Stick to your plant, no one wants. Yeah,

725
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: that's the one I want. Um, that's the man I want.

726
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: No Um, and I don't know if I change his name,

727
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you he wasn't named for his penis

728
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: because that thing is big, okay like he but he's

729
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: a little tikie techie and I TikTok sorry, Oh that's good.

730
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,760
Speaker 1: Tic TAC's TikTok um. And then we went to dinner

731
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: with my Australia friend Nick and she was she was like,

732
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 1: what's this. What's the dog's name? Tactics in Australia. No,

733
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,240
Speaker 1: I guess not. It was so funny that a dog's

734
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: name would be tactic, like it's tact dick. Yeah, no kidding,

735
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: But I just just Bond Diman Bond. I think that's

736
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: like a coast of Australia, the Bond by coast. I

737
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: think that's it. But um yeah, I think next week

738
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: it's I think Monday or Tuesday it's getting neutered, and

739
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: then I could like have him after he recovers from that,

740
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: so I might have him by like next Thursday. And

741
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do like a trial, I guess a trial

742
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: because you can always go like this isn't working for me,

743
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: But I plan on not doing that, you know, like

744
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: I'll there's no way this dog won't like me after

745
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: a couple hours. Like it's and it's like all he

746
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: wants to do is just be in a a little

747
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: papoosa and just like hang out. I could even bring

748
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 1: him on stage and he could just like be on

749
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: like hanging from my back in a little papoosa while

750
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: I perform. They say that Chihuahuas are the smartest dogs,

751
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: and the way they that they determine it is by

752
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 1: the brain to body size ratio, so that their brains

753
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: are so much like their big body. Yeah. Yeah, his

754
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: brain is hanging out too, coming out of his ear.

755
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: But it's just so it's so sad that these dogs

756
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: just get that their owners can't afford them anymore, and

757
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: they just I've heard of so many people saying, like

758
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: my dad said, the dog died, and it's like it

759
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: didn't die, just like they just took it to a

760
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: shelter because they're like, we don't want to walk this

761
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: thing anymore. It's just it's so tik Tak might be

762
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 1: in my life by next week. We should let besties know.

763
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: For the ones who have been curious about Marian and Luigi,

764
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so they I can't get them back because

765
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: my parents love them too much. So my parents took

766
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: over for Marion early on. I was like, if you

767
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: want her, you can have her. And because they because

768
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: I was living in New York, they got I just wasn't.

769
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't. They had a bad life. Andrew walked them

770
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: twice a day, so you know how that goes. But no, Andrew,

771
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: I had a dog walker. I had um daycare. I

772
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: was I was walking them four times a day like

773
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: they had a great It was just exhausting. And they

774
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: were in a tiny apartment and I would go out

775
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: and do sets to night. I would feel guilty. They

776
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: would go to daycare and I would watch on the

777
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: mom I would do it. I would pull it up

778
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: at sirious. I would pull up the camera of the

779
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: doggie daycare. All the dogs are playing, but my two

780
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: dogs are longing looking out the window waiting for me

781
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: to come back for hours. And then I would call

782
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 1: them and I'd go, will you take them off the

783
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: window and play with them? And then they would and

784
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: they would go right back to the window. And so

785
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: it was just so sad of those doggies in the window.

786
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: So I was like, Mom, Dad, can you come get them?

787
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: And so they came and got them. And I tell

788
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: the story in my act and I say there were

789
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 1: a lot of tears when I handed them over because

790
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: my mom didn't want them, so she was crying and

791
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: I pushed them through the door. And I know, but

792
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: I was very sad when I gaate I surrendered them,

793
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: but it was the idea was, when my life is easier,

794
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 1: I'll take them back. So Luigi went to go with

795
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: my sister eventually because my parents couldn't handle two, and

796
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: he had Wilson to play with over there, and they

797
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: loved him. And then my parents had Marian, and Marian

798
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: and my dad bonded hugely. Bone died and he just

799
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: love They loved Marian so much. And then when I

800
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: went back to Saint Louis, I got Luigi back. He

801
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: was living with me at my parents and then he

802
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: came to live with me at my apartment. When I

803
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: moved in with Andrew. Everything was great. And then I

804
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: went on f Boy Island and so he went back

805
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: to my parents' house and he just likes it there.

806
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: And then I would take him back and he would

807
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: I could tell he missed it. He gets to go

808
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: to the river. He has a big yard and he

809
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 1: has Marian, you know, like they're not best friends, but

810
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: when he wants to play, he can get his energy

811
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: out start wrestling, and man, he's always looking at me

812
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: like being like when are we gonna There was just

813
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: so much guilt associated with him, and I'm a little

814
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: worried about TikTok. But I think tik Tak is more senior,

815
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: so he just wants to sleep all day and just

816
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: like hang out with me. And Luigi is a big dog,

817
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: so putting him in a papoosa it would like break

818
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: my back. I would do it because he loved like

819
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: being like, oh for you to get a dog, because

820
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: little means that we get to walk him on tour,

821
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: Like he's gonna come on tour right. I'm like, I

822
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: think doesn't even want TikTok doesn't want to walk. TikTok

823
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: wants to just sit hill and like that will love TikTok.

824
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: He's so soft, he's like a little fuzzy, like, oh,

825
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: he's just so cute. Um, but it's exciting. But I

826
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: just feel like if I got to choose any dog,

827
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be TikTok. But I'm letting life choose this

828
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: one for me, Like I'm because Chris was like we

829
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: can keep looking at Natalie even was like there's other

830
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: dogs we can Yeah, I mean no that you got

831
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: to put an application sounds like to get a view. Yeah,

832
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: but TikTok, no one wants and so I love that,

833
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: Like I just want a dog. I want the dog

834
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 1: that isn't going to find a home unless I do it.

835
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: Like that's the purpose for me to get a dog,

836
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: is that I'm trying to get a dog that no

837
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: one else wants that would otherwise time can pass and

838
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: maybe in a couple of years you can get a

839
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: dog that you can get Mentos. Yeah, the Freshmaker, I

840
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 1: can get it. Um listering pocket pack strips. That's gonna

841
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: be my snake trident um. Oh yeah, Trident is a

842
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: good name for a dog that's cute and trident. Oh

843
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: my god, I will call him Tactic. But he's funny.

844
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: You can just tell when he relaxes, he'll be very

845
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: like Merry An esque, like he's just gonna be like

846
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm just like a funny looking dog, Like my dog

847
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: needs to be funny. I feel like I don't want

848
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: a perfect looking dog. The other day I was dry,

849
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: like running in the park or along the you know,

850
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: in Santa Monica along the ocean, and there was like

851
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: this meetup of like we have golden Retrievers. It was

852
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: just a bunch of people with their goldens, which I

853
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: was just like, cute, they are so cute, But it

854
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: was just something about it that I was just like, oh,

855
00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: we only socialize with other goldens, like thinking that anyone

856
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: who just like loves people that just love this type

857
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: of dog. It's so weird to me to like a

858
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: type of dog and like we only get this type

859
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: of dog. And I know listeners are being like nicky,

860
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: don't understand, like these type of dogs have a different personality. Honestly,

861
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: I get it. I do get it. And I don't

862
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: think I'm better than you because I'm like I'll get

863
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: tic tac I'm just saying I think the universe is

864
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: telling me that you don't get to choose this. It's

865
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: almost like adoption, Like I mean, it is adoption, but

866
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: I always have felt that I would have no problem

867
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: adopting a child, like I don't need my baby to

868
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: be a golden retriever like white Bread look like me

869
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: with like golden locks, like I just need it to

870
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: be whatever is the one next in line for me,

871
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: for the universe, because it's the same as like when

872
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: you have a kid, you don't know what it's going

873
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: to pop out of you. It is whatever the universe

874
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: gives you. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, more people like you. I

875
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 1: don't think a lot of people are that way in

876
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: so many other ways. So rest assured that I don't.

877
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: I might be better than you in this way, people

878
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: who have purebred dogs, but I am such a con

879
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,959
Speaker 1: in so many ways that you are not. So don't

880
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: think that I'm getting a superiority complex over anyone. I

881
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: don't think I'm an angel. This is just one part

882
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 1: of my life where I'm pretty perfect when it comes

883
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: to like I will say I'm a little bit of

884
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: a mother Teresa. But I am jealous age. I wish.

885
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm jealous of girls. I wish for harm to happen

886
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: to them sometimes, like I'm I am jealous, Like my

887
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 1: jealousy knows no bounds. It's really a sickness. Yeah, I'm

888
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: jealous of the younger dogs like Darlin. You're like, look

889
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: at her skin, honestly, look at her mans No, I mean,

890
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: like I just told you. I would drive around a

891
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: car accident. There are many people that would run into

892
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 1: it and be like, how can I help? So like,

893
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't think I'm better than anyone, except

894
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: in this case, I am better than you. Um. I

895
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: was saying that jokingly. Please don't get mad at me.

896
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 1: Please stop, don't stop listening to the show because of this. Um. Okay,

897
00:42:54,760 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: so we wanted to do um what's it called? Oh yeah,

898
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: I almost thought we know nothing? But again, please let's

899
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: not do that again. No, we can't electricity. We solved it.

900
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: I think I think we're pretty good. Um, we want

901
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: to do Uh? Why do I care? Why do I care?

902
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: So this is the select news story and we figure

903
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: out if we care or not. Yeah, I don't think

904
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: we will, but maybe yes, who knows? Yeah? All right.

905
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: Rumor has it that Tom Brady is reportedly considering pursuing

906
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: a career in stand up comedy, and his inner circle

907
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: absolutely hates the idea of having to hear his jokes. Okay,

908
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: so this is just and this is just rumor? Has it?

909
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: That's the source on this? Well, it's from like Radar Online. Okay, Well,

910
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: they're always right up there with the fucking Washington Post. Um, yeah,

911
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: they broke the Catholic priest scandal. Radar Online and Babe

912
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,400
Speaker 1: dot Net. Um, so yeah, I saw this, like I

913
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: just saw the headline of like career change. This doesn't

914
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: shock him that he might have said something. I'm sure

915
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: this isn't true because Tom Brady gets it gets kind

916
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: of Um. There was this thing the other day, Remember

917
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: when Tom Brady had like these sexy photos. The other

918
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: day he was sitting on the edge of a bed

919
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: and it looked like a selfie in the mirror, like

920
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,399
Speaker 1: he took a mirror selfie. Oh, he's on the edge

921
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: of the bed. He looks like he's in his underwear,

922
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: he's in his boxers, and it looked like such a

923
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: thirst trap. And it was so like I sent it

924
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: to Chris being like, what is going on with this guy?

925
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: This is so cringe And Chris was like, no way,

926
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 1: this is real. I'm like, babe, it's real. I'm sat

927
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 1: a savvy news consumer. Daily Mail convinced me, even though

928
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 1: I know the Daily Mail is Fox News in fucking

929
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: sheep's clothing. They they convinced me that he put up

930
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: this thirst trap, that desperate Tom Brady. They probably even

931
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: wrote that in the title. It was a bit. It

932
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: was a funny bit that he was he got dared

933
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: to do to rip off some models posts, So he

934
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: was doing a funny thing to raise like money for

935
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: a charity or some babe. See, he is getting into

936
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: more comedy exactly. So this might be true. But I'm

937
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: just saying, like I wouldn't trust. I doubt he wants

938
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: to be a stand up comedian, even though everyone kind

939
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 1: of does. And like stand up comedians, we all want

940
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: to be athletes and rock stars. So it's like it

941
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: makes sense, but why can't he be? And you know what,

942
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: he would probably be better than all of us. Tom Brady,

943
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: who I believe entered into the Combine as like a

944
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: kind of schlubby, like not that impressive, um young guy

945
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: that was like ranked very low compared to what he

946
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: is now ranked as like one of the all time greats. Right,

947
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: he he was schlubby. Look at his Look at his

948
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 1: first picture? Okay, like to combine. Yeah, I think that's

949
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 1: what they call it when they like, go to um

950
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: train combine photo. Harry is a Columbine. Look at him,

951
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 1: typo s right, Okay, look at him? He looks like

952
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: my Barbiglia. Not no offense in my Biglio. But I

953
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: don't think of him as like an All star quarterbacks. Yeah,

954
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: he is slobby, lobby, I mean he's not and he

955
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: definitely you know, Giselle taught him a thing or two

956
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: about his looks, but he wasn't. His stats were that

957
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: impressive from what I understand. I could be talking out

958
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: a line here, but from what I remember Andrew telling

959
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: me and like Chris telling me, Tom Brady was not

960
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: that impressive. But what he did was he read that

961
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 1: book The Art of Impossible. Maybe he didn't, but that's

962
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,879
Speaker 1: that book that I was talking about. He figured out

963
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: a way to optimize his training, and he is the

964
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: hardest working person and he fucking became the best. He

965
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: wasn't born the best. He wasn't like Chappelle I always

966
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: talk about as a comedian that was just born with it.

967
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: You know. I would say that Spade was kind of

968
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: born with it. There are certain comedians that I'm like

969
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: Rachel Feinstein, born with it, I mean, and that's not

970
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: taking anything away from their hard work. They definitely do

971
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: that too, and it's a mixture. But so if you

972
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: are not born with it, you believe that if you

973
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: work like anyone could be fun. Anyone could be a

974
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,959
Speaker 1: stand up comedian if they, if they, if they want

975
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 1: it bad enough. That's the thing I always tell young

976
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: comedians is like if it's hard for you, if you

977
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: talk about it being hard in the beginning, it's not

978
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: for you, because if you like it enough and you

979
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: are into it enough, the hard work is like fun.

980
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: The pain is fun. Like I writing songs for me

981
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: is fucking hell. Because I'm too self aware, I think

982
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: I suck. I didn't know I sucked at comedy, but

983
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: I did suck in the beginning. I really I had promised,

984
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: but I was not. I was bombing. I look at

985
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: old jokes, old clips, and it's like my stage presence

986
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: was awful. Like I got good because of the practice

987
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: that never felt like practice because I liked it. So

988
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: Tom Brady might like comedy enough that he, given how

989
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: old he is, whenever someone starts late in something, they

990
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 1: work that much harder because they've been around the world

991
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: long enough they know how to work. And especially since

992
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: he has already achieved the greatest level of something in

993
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: one field, he is much more inclined. I believe to

994
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: be able to achieve. So if tom Brady is comedy,

995
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 1: we should all fucking work watch out because that guy

996
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: can do anything. And those of you who know what

997
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: tom Brady like no football, because we certainly don't. You

998
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: heard that episode. You know that tom Brady is insanely impressive.

999
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: He is. He's just he knows how to optimize his

1000
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: He's gonna this and he's gonna like start calling you

1001
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: for advice. Please, he doesn't need anything for me. I

1002
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: should call him for a comedy advice like he has.

1003
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: So what if they asked you on a date. I

1004
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: would tell Chris, it's been fun. You have to help

1005
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: me pick out an outcast. So excited for me, Christide's

1006
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: so excited for me. No, I would not want to

1007
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 1: date tom Brady. I I have. I think that Chris

1008
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: is hotter than Tom Brady. Like, I'm so lucky that

1009
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm with someone who height wise, yes we are lacking,

1010
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: but like, face wise, no one has a better face

1011
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: than my boyfriend to me. But if you're a dating

1012
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: tom Brady, they're already dating him and he's like, babe,

1013
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,479
Speaker 1: I want to go into stand up. Honestly, what would

1014
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: your response be? I'm not kidding you, I'd be like,

1015
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: that's awesome. You are going to be so good. Because

1016
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: Michael Chase started stand up comedy at twenty nine, Okay,

1017
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 1: that is very late, within three years he was on

1018
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: TV less then. So this is the thing. This is

1019
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: what happens if you start something later in life. You

1020
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: might feel like, even for me with music, like there

1021
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: is a disadvantage. Everyone your age who is doing the

1022
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: same thing is probably going to be much better than

1023
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: you because they've been doing it longer, right, But what

1024
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 1: you have the advantage of is like when you start something,

1025
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 1: and this is what I saw with Michael Chase, this

1026
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: is what I saw with Tim Convey, who's Chris's brother,

1027
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: who started comedy in his thirties, you hang out with

1028
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: people who are your own age. Whenever you start something.

1029
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: You might hang out with beginners, but most likely you

1030
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: grab towards your own age, your peers in your age group.

1031
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna be so much better than you, So you're

1032
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: gonna be holding yourself to a higher standard. You're gonna

1033
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: be learning from people who are better than you. When

1034
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: you start at the bottom of something and you're taking

1035
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: beginners classes, you're with beginners, You're going to lunch with beginners,

1036
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: you're hanging out after class with beginners, you're talking about you,

1037
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: there's a slower You're not getting the wisdom of the elders.

1038
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: So if you're worried about starting something later, like I

1039
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,399
Speaker 1: get to hang out with Anya and Matt, who are

1040
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: professional musicians who have been doing it longer than I've

1041
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: been doing comedy. So I am going to excel at

1042
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 1: music so much faster than if I took you know,

1043
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: if I went to like school of Rock with a

1044
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: bunch of seven year olds who are who are at

1045
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: the same level as me because they've been doing it

1046
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: for two years since they were five, I'm gonna I'm

1047
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: gonna learn more because I'm surrounded by people who are

1048
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: my own age, who definitely always make me feel like,

1049
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: oh god, what am I doing? Their leagues above me.

1050
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: But compare yourself talent wise to people that I've been

1051
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: doing it as long as you, But surround yourself with

1052
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 1: people who were the same age as you, so that

1053
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: and that are better than you. I think always even

1054
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: judged by his comedy peers, considering his least, everyone's so

1055
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: fucking excited. Everyone would be so happy. Everyone wants to

1056
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,319
Speaker 1: suck Tom Brady's dick, everyone, including TikTok tic Tek's like,

1057
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: I don't even care about my own hey with sugar

1058
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: water on it. People, Well, then why didn't John Mayer

1059
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: get you know? Because he did? He totally did. Oh

1060
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: he's best friends with Chappelle, like he's I know. But

1061
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: his comedy career was very short lived. He went up

1062
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: at the cellar a couple of times, and then he

1063
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: almost got canceled because he probably he probably flew too

1064
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 1: close to the sun, and he probably is so used

1065
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: to being so great that it was probably frustrating to

1066
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: see the learning curve and so, and he probably is

1067
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: smart and learned that you have to do this every

1068
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: single night to get good. Comedy isn't something that you

1069
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,760
Speaker 1: can practice at home in front of your stuffed animals.

1070
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: You have to perform it life. And that's actually really

1071
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: hard for people who are already famous to do something

1072
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: like that. For me, I can practice guitar alone, I

1073
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: can play, I can sing songs, and I can get

1074
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 1: better slowly alone. Santo comedy performing you can't get better alone.

1075
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: You can't. The only way to get better is in

1076
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: front of crowds. So it is harder for people who

1077
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: have a name Jeremy Pivens of the world like them

1078
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: trying to think of other actors who have like started

1079
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: doing comedy, and you roll your eyes. But it's like

1080
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: they there's nowhere else that they can go get good.

1081
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: They're good. I don't begrudge them taking shows that where

1082
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,319
Speaker 1: they're on lineups with people who've been doing it for

1083
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: twenty years, Like where else are they supposed to go?

1084
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: And so I don't know. I always encourage people to

1085
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,919
Speaker 1: get into stand up comedy late. I don't give a fuck.

1086
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: And I know for a fact that if Tom Brady

1087
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: wanted to do comedy, everyone would fucking lose their ship

1088
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: to be around him all the time. I mean, he's

1089
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 1: the coolest guy ever. People love Tom Brady except Giselle.

1090
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: I mean she's the only one that would be like,

1091
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't give Did you see that clip of her dancing?

1092
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, what was she doing? She

1093
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: had zero body fat and zero dance skills and zero

1094
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: percent dance skills, which would you choose? No, no, no,

1095
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 1: she actually did a little. She was cool. She was

1096
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,799
Speaker 1: doing like a salsa and there was like this gross

1097
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: guy that came out next door. She just looked free

1098
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: and fun and she looks awesome. I've always loved Giselle.

1099
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 1: She's ageless, she's beautiful, she's so cool. Will show a

1100
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: lot of luck, and boy will it? Would it be fun?

1101
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: Just he's not going to be good at standup comedy,

1102
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: and I do I don't think he'll stick with it

1103
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: because tom Brady's used to be being good at something.

1104
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: But he could get good faster than all of us

1105
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: if he wanted to. Final answer, Okay, we'll be back

1106
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: with a market us. Okay, we're back. Final thought. Um

1107
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 1: tic tac tom Brady. Um. I don't know what I'm

1108
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: going to do with the rest of my day. I

1109
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 1: have a couple of sets tonight this weekend, going to Charles.

1110
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: We're doing a Southern run Charleston, Durham, Greensboro. I don't

1111
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: know in that order, but I've realized we've been back

1112
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,120
Speaker 1: to a couple of these places. When I was researching

1113
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 1: vegan restaurants, I was like, we've eaten here, and we've

1114
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:51,959
Speaker 1: eaten here, and this is how my fucked up memory works.

1115
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: I can't remember anyone I went to high school with

1116
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 1: or things I did, but I remember what I ate

1117
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,040
Speaker 1: at my random acquaintance's wedding like a girl managed me

1118
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: for a year. I just she just had all these

1119
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: pies at her wedding and I thought that was so cool,

1120
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: and I did overeat. I was gonna say, if I

1121
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: always remember the times I overate, I don't remember the

1122
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: times that I was like I just had a normal amount. Um. Yeah,

1123
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: so wait, We've been to Charleston and Durham and Greensboro.

1124
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: I think we've been Greensboro. Yeah, we've been to Greensboro.

1125
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 1: People would be shocked to find out that I can't

1126
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: remember this stuff. But I have a really bad memory

1127
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: for like for spaces as well, Like I just we

1128
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: fly into a town, I need to go take a

1129
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: nap immediately. I love napping before show because it just

1130
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: cleaves the day. Like I don't want to be performing

1131
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: with the save energy that I was on a Southwest flight,

1132
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: Like I want that to be the day before. And

1133
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: if I go to good nap and it's like reset

1134
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: and now's the night. Like I don't like to go

1135
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: straight through like on you. Sometimes we will land and

1136
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: Onion Matt will go right to the venue and I'm like, oh,

1137
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 1: I've never felt more bad for any humans in my

1138
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: life than when you and Matt can't take a nap

1139
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: between the show or like even relax at all or

1140
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: go to the hotel room. Well, a lot of time,

1141
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: Hanya is checking into the hotel after the show at

1142
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: like twelve at night, after the whole day of Go

1143
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: Go Go. We've been to Greenville, South Carolina. That's where

1144
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: it was that we've been. I've been there, but I

1145
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,600
Speaker 1: don't think you've been. Yeah, I just looked it up.

1146
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 1: June I went last year. I was there. Yeah, you

1147
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how we've been. We have eaten it

1148
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: two of these places. You will remember the menu, green Don't,

1149
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: North Carolina? Okay, well we're looking forward to it. People.

1150
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: Jack fruit tacos. Don't remember jackfruit tacos, Well, I have

1151
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: those all the time. Jack fruit jack fruit not not over,

1152
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: don't don't, don't go away. Um No. Jack fruit is

1153
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: so good and so unfulfilled, like it doesn't fill you

1154
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: up at all, so you have to eat all of it,

1155
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: like I have to eat. Yeah. I but man, I'm

1156
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: gonna get jack fruit tacos tonight. Chris and I are

1157
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: going to go to this restaurant that has them and

1158
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 1: they're so fucking good. Um what happened last night? Okay,

1159
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 1: so last night I was at Um. We went to

1160
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: go see tik Tek and then we went to dinner

1161
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: with our friend Nick and we went to Beauty and Essex,

1162
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:18,720
Speaker 1: which is a great place in LA to have dinner.

1163
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: I am obsessed. David Spade was the one that originally

1164
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,319
Speaker 1: introduced me to this place. Any restaurant that I know

1165
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: about is because Spade as we've had dinner there. Because

1166
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't know everwhere to go, I just picked tie

1167
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: restaurants that are like dirty. Yeah, they have like a

1168
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: C minus in the window. That's like always what I

1169
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: go to. I don't know, but I some people, Yeah,

1170
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,759
Speaker 1: well they're more like autumn by the time I get there.

1171
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,799
Speaker 1: But but yeah, any kind of thing that I have

1172
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: taste of, it's always like because someone else who I

1173
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: think has better taste brought me there first. Yep, Like

1174
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: I was at saying at the Sunset Marquee, which I

1175
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: don't stay at anymore, so you know, who, don't try

1176
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: to stock me there. But I remember when I first

1177
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: got some money and was like visiting La. I used

1178
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: to just go on like hotel tonight and just get

1179
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: like a decent place, like I wasn't like living in

1180
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: squall or whatever. But when I first got to the

1181
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: point of like, oh, I like, am getting dropped off

1182
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: at this place, Like I need to like look like

1183
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,439
Speaker 1: and I want to feel I could spend a little

1184
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:15,839
Speaker 1: bit more money, I was like, I don't know where

1185
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: to stay because I don't want to stay at a

1186
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: place it's a thousand dollars a night. But I just

1187
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: trusted where Amy had stayed before because Amy was my

1188
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 1: first rich, famous friend. So I was like, I'll just

1189
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: go to the Sunset Marquis because that's where you go.

1190
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: And I actually ran into her. I was leaving there

1191
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: not too long ago, and I saw her outside. She

1192
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: was picking up another friend of ours, Bridget, and I

1193
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 1: was like Amy, and she was like hey, and I

1194
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: was like, I'm staying here because of you. But anything

1195
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: I've ever done has been like even like clothing wise,

1196
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, where did you get those genes? Yeah, but

1197
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: that is a sign that you do have good taste,

1198
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: because you're like clocking something cool that you like, So

1199
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 1: it means you must have good Yes, it starts from somewhere,

1200
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,920
Speaker 1: but I guess I'm not someone that, yeah, no, I

1201
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 1: just but sometimes I will. It's almost like when people

1202
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: hired stylists or you know, interior designers, they just go like,

1203
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 1: you know better than me, Just do what do what

1204
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 1: you want. But I do have my own I know

1205
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 1: what I like when they I see it. But last

1206
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: night we go to Beauty and Essex, which is really

1207
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: cool because you walk in and they have like it's

1208
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: like a little gift shop kind of thing at the

1209
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: front you walk through. And we were running late because

1210
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: we were like looking at tic Tek's penis and like

1211
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: time flew by, and so we get there and my

1212
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: friend Nick is waiting there and she's arranged it so

1213
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: that like our reservation, they made accommodation. Now I put

1214
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: my full name in, just hoping someone be like, oh,

1215
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: Nicky lays just coming, Let's let's give our extra appetizer

1216
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 1: or something, you know, like I don't know, because sometimes

1217
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 1: that happens, and it did. So they were like totally

1218
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: fine with us being a half hour late. I was mortified.

1219
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: I was so apologized. I hate being that late, like

1220
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: five minutes late. I'm chronically five to twelve minutes late,

1221
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: but like over twelve you should feel embarrassed. So we're

1222
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: walking by this jewelry box, this jewel and I kind

1223
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: of just see this necklace that has like a bunch

1224
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: of stars on it, and I was like Chris. I

1225
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: was like, I I go, Chris, by the way, if

1226
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: you ever want to buy me my jewelry that necklace.

1227
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,160
Speaker 1: I love it. And I don't know how much it is.

1228
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it, but it looked like

1229
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't like that expensive. I'm like, not going to

1230
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: point out something like a Svavorski fucking golden swan or something.

1231
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: And so he we go to the table and then

1232
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: he gets up to go back, like I think he's

1233
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: taking a shit, but he then he comes back to

1234
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: the table and I'm like, oh, someone got caught taken

1235
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,479
Speaker 1: a ship because you were gone so long, like there's

1236
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: no there's no hiding that, babe, Like I know you

1237
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: didn't have a phone call. It was just kind of cute.

1238
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: We Nick and I both were like we thought you

1239
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 1: were taking a pooh, even though Chris would be mortified

1240
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: that I even associated him with that because he does

1241
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: not like potty humor. And then this guy came over

1242
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: and was like, here you ass and had a jewelry

1243
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: box and then like the check for him to sign,

1244
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: and he bought me the necklace on the spot and

1245
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm wearing it right. Wow, I love it. Do you

1246
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,439
Speaker 1: see closer? Oh that's so cute. It's so my god,

1247
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it so much. And and

1248
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: it was so it was there was no part of

1249
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: me that thought he was going to buy it, and

1250
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: it was like and I became such a basic bitch.

1251
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: I went from being kind of like in a bad mood,

1252
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: like he's kind of on his phone on the way here,

1253
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: and like we're not I don't know, he's not asking

1254
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: me about my day enough in the way that I

1255
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 1: want him too. And he doesn't even know I have

1256
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: this really interesting story. But it's like he's not gonna

1257
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: get at it because he's not even asking me. He's

1258
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: just he's asking vague questions like he's like, do you

1259
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: have any good stories from today? And I'm like, I

1260
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: want more specific, like I want to know, ask me

1261
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: about the time of day, yeah, the story from yeah,

1262
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: Like I don't know what I wanted from him, but

1263
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: I was just like in a little crab. And then

1264
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: I got a necklace and I was like babe and

1265
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: just like hanging all over him and like he was

1266
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: almost like I was like, let me see that tic

1267
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: tac Like I was just like trying to get his

1268
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 1: tick tack. I was just so excited. I was so

1269
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: horned up from this dot necklace. It was yeah, I'm sorry, Chris,

1270
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: no I can't. Yeah, it's because it's the size of

1271
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: the dog, a seven pound dog. That's why. I mean,

1272
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: that's why is dick I call it tik tak um no.

1273
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: But I was just so horny all of a sudden

1274
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: because I got this like gift and I was like,

1275
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: oh no, I think one of my love languages is gifts. Bach.

1276
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: I always prided myself on like I'm not one of

1277
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 1: these basic horrors who likes purses and like gifts, Like

1278
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 1: gifts are just like that's so lame. But like even

1279
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: though I was literally like I want that and he

1280
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 1: just got it, there wasn't a lot of like it's

1281
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: still like it made me so happy. He got me

1282
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 1: flowers the other day that I just like leaned up

1283
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: over there. I don't even like flowers, but I told him,

1284
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 1: I was like, I love I love the thought of flowers.

1285
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: It's the thoughts that counts, or like the thought of

1286
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 1: you yes, because that's what a gift is. Someone like

1287
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: see something they think of you. Yes. And even if

1288
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: you pointed out it's like, you know what if I

1289
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: just make this little effort and come back and get

1290
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: up for her, she'll be happier. Yeah. Like it. It

1291
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,000
Speaker 1: was just a very loving thing, and it was like

1292
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: it was just sweet because he knows. He also knows

1293
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 1: that I've made a lot of sacrifices to be here

1294
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:13,640
Speaker 1: with him during this time. He is always ordering me

1295
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 1: like groceries. I come home and there's like eighteen Zivias,

1296
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 1: like twelve packs on the and like I can't consume

1297
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 1: all this while we're here. He's just trying to make

1298
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: it so easy. And then he's the most lovely thing

1299
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: at dinner. Oh my god, so he goes we were

1300
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: talking about we were helping our friend talk about like

1301
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 1: relationship stuff, and then he said about because I was

1302
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: telling my friend, you know, Chris has learned that I

1303
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,280
Speaker 1: can be crazy sometimes and I can be like if

1304
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: he if I don't get a text back from him

1305
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 1: right away, I don't I don't go to he's cheating

1306
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,480
Speaker 1: on me, which a lot of women go to or

1307
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 1: he I go to he found something because it's happened

1308
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 1: before in a relationship where he's like heard something I

1309
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: said on a podcast or like it's there's been times

1310
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:02,439
Speaker 1: where he finds out something I don't hear. He gets

1311
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,640
Speaker 1: a little quiet because he's processing it, and then eventually

1312
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,320
Speaker 1: when we talk it becomes like I get confronted with,

1313
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,280
Speaker 1: like you did this thing, and then I get broken

1314
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,360
Speaker 1: up with. Like that's what happens when there's like a silence.

1315
01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: So every time that if there's a delay in him

1316
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: writing to me, I start going back ten years now.

1317
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, he doesn't do this shit anymore, but I

1318
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: go back ten years where you found something, You're going

1319
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: to break up with me? And then I start texting him,

1320
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,160
Speaker 1: like I need to hear back from me right now.

1321
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,480
Speaker 1: If you don't get back to me, I'm going to

1322
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna just I'm downloading bumble right now, Like

1323
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 1: I just assume our relationship is over. I go to

1324
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: like catastrophizing right away. And so I don't know if

1325
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: I said the word right, but he um so I

1326
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: was telling her that that because she was talking about something,

1327
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: and I go, you know, Chris has learned that. I

1328
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:51,360
Speaker 1: think that sometimes in relationships, we get we get triggered

1329
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: by things, and we feel really bad that we do.

1330
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:57,320
Speaker 1: We are like I'm so like I'm sorry, I'm like this,

1331
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,040
Speaker 1: and like it's like I'm flawed. I'm such a bad

1332
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: person because I get jealous, or I get insecure about

1333
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: this one thing, or I get triggered by this little

1334
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 1: thing that most women wouldn't get triggered by, and we

1335
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 1: feel like there's something wrong with us. But the thing is,

1336
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:13,240
Speaker 1: we all have these ticks. We all have these little

1337
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: things that we have to learn about each other and

1338
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: accommodate to. Like Chris now, he knows that I panic

1339
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: when I don't hear from him, so he most girls,

1340
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: he would probably go like he's in a meeting so

1341
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: he could just see me text and most girls if

1342
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: he were stating them, they wouldn't freak out, they just

1343
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: be He would get back to them when the meeting

1344
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: was over. But for me, he just has to He'll

1345
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: write like in a meeting or something like he'll give

1346
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: me something, or like if he's a little bit annoyed

1347
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: with me, I've talked about this before, We've worked out away,

1348
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 1: like like if I notice that. I say something like,

1349
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: let's give an example that has not happened. But let's

1350
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: say I'm having we're having lunch with friends and I

1351
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 1: reveal something that he told me in privacy, and now

1352
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm announcing it to the group like it was like

1353
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: for public consumption, and he is feeling like you just

1354
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: revealed a secret. But for me, I'm doing the thing

1355
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: that I talked about before. I'm like, I wouldn't care

1356
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 1: if everyone knew that about me, right, But he's like

1357
01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 1: any or he looks at me in a way of

1358
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: like why would you say that? Like we've all had

1359
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: those moments. I've had him with him, He's had him

1360
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: with me. I go to after this dinner, he's going

1361
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: to break up with me. It's over because I've I've

1362
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: harmed him in some way and there's no going back.

1363
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: He won't forgive me. There's no forgiveness. I'm a bad person.

1364
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: He hates me, he's disgusted by me. He's leaving me.

1365
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:28,000
Speaker 1: That is where I go. And so now I've told him,

1366
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,200
Speaker 1: when you're upset with me, but you're allowed to be.

1367
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: I have to be okay with that. Put your hand

1368
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: on my knee, like just give me some sort of

1369
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: touch and then you can take it away. But I

1370
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 1: just need some sort of touch. And that is just

1371
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:42,920
Speaker 1: code for yes, you're you're sensing that there is up.

1372
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit mad at you, but I'm not

1373
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 1: going to leave you. It's not we're not over. It's

1374
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: it's kind of like a wedding ring of sorts. I

1375
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 1: think that's what people say they get married for is

1376
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,959
Speaker 1: because you once you get married, you know that every

1377
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: fight will have to be resolved and you have that security.

1378
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't have that security. I don't even think I

1379
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: would feel it if I had a wedding ring, because

1380
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: that's like a concept of I need him to like

1381
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 1: just touch my leg and he knows that. That's our

1382
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: code word for I'm not going to break up with you,

1383
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: and I need that. And that's stupid. It's not stupid,

1384
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: but it's not it's a thing that it's it's my

1385
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 1: mind playing tricks on me. It's not something that's real.

1386
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm scared of monsters under my bed, but he is

1387
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,680
Speaker 1: looking under the bed to make me feel okay, even

1388
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,560
Speaker 1: though there's no monsters. So what did he say at dinner?

1389
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: So at dinner, um, what was I getting a sweet

1390
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,680
Speaker 1: thing that he said to you? So then he goes,

1391
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: he was like, we're I was talking about this to

1392
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: where I was like, I have all these weird things

1393
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,760
Speaker 1: and these are the little, you know, ways we've come

1394
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: up with coping with my weird anxieties. And he goes,

1395
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, he said, Nikki the other day

1396
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: apologized to me because he got home and I was

1397
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 1: just on my period. I was crying, I felt discussing

1398
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: nothing fit. I was having to wear jeans. It was

1399
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: like the night of the show you saw me on

1400
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: I was. I was nearly canceling the show. Was so depressed.

1401
01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 1: I was like running a fever of depression and like

1402
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: I was crying and I was just like nothing fits

1403
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,959
Speaker 1: and this I was as a mess and I didn't

1404
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: even clean anything. And then I get in the car

1405
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm sorry. I didn't wash the bedding.

1406
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: I haven't swept, I haven't done the recycling, Like there's

1407
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: trash everyone. I haven't done anything domestic since we've been

1408
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,760
Speaker 1: living together in this place. And he was like, I

1409
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: don't care. It doesn't matter to me. And then he

1410
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 1: said at dinner, he was like the other night, Nikki

1411
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: apologized for not like washing the towels or washing the

1412
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: bedding or taking the trash out, and he was like,

1413
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 1: I could find a woman that does all those things.

1414
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: There's many women that would love to do that stuff.

1415
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 1: That's just ingrained in them that that's what they do

1416
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 1: and they take care of the house in that way.

1417
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:39,040
Speaker 1: But I would be sacrificing so many laughs and so

1418
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:42,960
Speaker 1: many like weird moments of just like giggles and like

1419
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: pretty much laughs. He was like, I'm trading in like

1420
01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 1: domestic bliss for just a weird lady who makes me

1421
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 1: laugh a lot that I know that other women can't

1422
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: bring for him because I'm fucking weird and the way

1423
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,240
Speaker 1: I make him laugh is with some weird shit that

1424
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: you guys haven't even scene. And so that just hearing

1425
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: him tell someone else that made me feel so good

1426
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 1: of like and it made even though I was a

1427
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: little bit like I didn't even know he thought about

1428
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,280
Speaker 1: like how women would fold his towels and like how

1429
01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: that might be a nice thing that someone would would

1430
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: do the laundry. Like I know that about myself, but

1431
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 1: like I didn't know that he had noticed it. So

1432
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 1: it's like a kind of confirming this thing I am

1433
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: embarrassed about. But then he but then when he was like, cool,

1434
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,800
Speaker 1: that didn't bug you, no, because I kind of know

1435
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 1: who I am. I am gross, like I just I

1436
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:32,880
Speaker 1: don't he values that more? Yes, because yes, he values

1437
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: it more and he knows what he's signing up for.

1438
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,639
Speaker 1: This is he like news to him that I Am

1439
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 1: not going to wash the dishcloths and then I'm going

1440
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 1: to like leave dishes in the sink. I'm not always

1441
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,160
Speaker 1: like this this. I've just been kind of depressed and

1442
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: like running around and not getting enough sleep lately, so

1443
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 1: when there's time to clean, I'm just always going to sleep.

1444
01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: But it was just nice that he acknowledged the laughs

1445
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: that we have are like the reason he's with me,

1446
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 1: because sometimes I forget sometimes I'm like, oh, you know,

1447
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:04,320
Speaker 1: we have a good physical relationship. You know, we both

1448
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,679
Speaker 1: like the same TV shows. I'm like, is this enough?

1449
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 1: And then I goes, oh, he thinks I'm funny, which

1450
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 1: I know that he does, duh. But it was just

1451
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: it was nice to hear him say it to a

1452
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 1: friend as if I wasn't there, right. It was a

1453
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 1: rare quality and a guy too, and it didn't. It

1454
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:20,719
Speaker 1: didn't hurt that I was wearing my new star necklace

1455
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: that I was like, I just was pretty lady, see

1456
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: you like holding it. I was so excited, and I

1457
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: felt like bad being so excited about this gift, but

1458
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,680
Speaker 1: I really was like, Babe, I loved that gift so much.

1459
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 1: I was just like, I was just staring at it

1460
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,320
Speaker 1: all night because it's beautifully constructed. It's just cool looking.

1461
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: Um And he wanted to Yeah, of that like necklace. Yeah,

1462
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 1: just like it makes shopping easy for men when you

1463
01:09:46,600 --> 01:09:49,439
Speaker 1: just go I like this because men want to please us.

1464
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 1: They yeah, they want the manual, but some girls will

1465
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:56,000
Speaker 1: want them to predict or read their mind, and that's

1466
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:59,360
Speaker 1: a flaw of ours. I gotta say, I've never been

1467
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: when I te Chris like I need you to touch

1468
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: me more, and he starts, I'm not like, you're only

1469
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,760
Speaker 1: doing it because I asked. I'm like, oh, you're doing

1470
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: it because I asked. That's cool, Good for you. So

1471
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: I think, as women, if you ask for something and

1472
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: they do it, don't punish them for doing the thing

1473
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:16,559
Speaker 1: you asked. Give them credit for that, because I'll tell

1474
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,400
Speaker 1: you a lot of men don't do the thing you ask,

1475
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,720
Speaker 1: and that is a thing in and of itself to

1476
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: even care enough to do this thing they don't really

1477
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: want to do, but only because you're asking. It's like

1478
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,720
Speaker 1: the Jenniferranson thing in the breakup. No, I want you

1479
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: to want to do the dishes, and he's like, why

1480
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: would I want to do the dishes. He's like, I'll

1481
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: do them, but I don't want to, just like I

1482
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: want you to want to help, and it's like, that's

1483
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 1: just not going to happen. Just take what you can get.

1484
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: And I got a necklace, so I'm pretty happy. Have

1485
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,519
Speaker 1: you guys gotten any good gifts yet? Like lately that

1486
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,120
Speaker 1: are like little moments with your partner of sweetness. I

1487
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: can't remember I'm breaking up, No Matt. I see moments

1488
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,840
Speaker 1: of sweetness with Matt all the time. How about the

1489
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,400
Speaker 1: fact that he calls you darling all the time. It

1490
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:05,080
Speaker 1: is honestly the most romances, Psyche. We are driving me crazy, Darling.

1491
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: No it's not darling. Uh No, it's oh it's not.

1492
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 1: He just calls you darling and dog on Instagram made

1493
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:20,000
Speaker 1: a rescue. He's calling you darlin, darline. Yeah, he's dreaming

1494
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 1: about that bitch. No, I'm always jealous of his darling's

1495
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: and his um and the fact that I see you

1496
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: guys get into little TIFFs when it comes to driving

1497
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,719
Speaker 1: that Chris and I would just like our car would

1498
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: slip over if we better, and you guys get right

1499
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:38,000
Speaker 1: through it. You're both like he's You're like, you seem

1500
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:39,559
Speaker 1: to be panicking about where I'm going. I know where

1501
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,640
Speaker 1: I'm going, And he's just like, Nope, you're right, you do.

1502
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 1: Whereas like if I said that kind of thing, it

1503
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: would be like it would just literally I should just

1504
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: like hurl the van off a bridge from that would

1505
01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:53,600
Speaker 1: be a Later we had a conversation about it or

1506
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:57,160
Speaker 1: not that great. Later it was brought up, it's not

1507
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: to do that again. People. It always you can just

1508
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:02,600
Speaker 1: as a couple, you can behave yourselves in front of

1509
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: other people, yeah, or you can like say things that

1510
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:07,640
Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally. I thought, I was like, oh that

1511
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:14,519
Speaker 1: was easy. Nope, did him darling during the conversation, do

1512
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: I ain't never do that again. I was walking up

1513
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: the stairs and he couldn't see me, but he was like,

1514
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: that was behind me, like a couple flights below, but

1515
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: he could hear someone was ahead of him and he goes,

1516
01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 1: is that my babe? And I go yes, but I

1517
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 1: go yes, and I like did a fun because of

1518
01:12:33,880 --> 01:12:39,040
Speaker 1: your teeth. He was so embarrassed. You could tell because

1519
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,040
Speaker 1: he was like he was like my babe, Like it

1520
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 1: was just sweet thing. I wanted to so bad, but

1521
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,720
Speaker 1: I was not his babe. I'm like, I'm sorry, it's

1522
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 1: not she's not here. But it's so cute that he

1523
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 1: just up the stairs like is that my baby? It

1524
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: wasn't Romeo. It was like Juliet with his voice echoing yes. No.

1525
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,400
Speaker 1: I was like, it's darling. It's not Darling. All right, guys,

1526
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:01,920
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you for listening to the pod.

1527
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 1: This has been the shows this week See you in

1528
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,799
Speaker 1: the South this weekend. Very excited come to those shows

1529
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: and um, you know, go to the merch booth and

1530
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,040
Speaker 1: say you're bestie and we'll bump you up to meet

1531
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:13,320
Speaker 1: and great if you want. UM. Love you guys so much.

1532
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show. Noah, thanks for

1533
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,559
Speaker 1: being in town. Has been to have you here. Um

1534
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:21,599
Speaker 1: and an y'all see you on Friday, and besties, we'll

1535
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:23,800
Speaker 1: see you this weekend and definitely see you next week

1536
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:27,480
Speaker 1: on the show, Bye Guys Don't and