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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to do your need a ride?

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Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks. I'm here at Lax, my least

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Speaker 3: out of my mouth effortlessly, so I know that I

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Speaker 3: mean it. I'm picking up my guest today, Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 3: You might recognize her from a number of things, one

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Speaker 3: was just opening for Amy mann. Uh you remember her

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Speaker 3: from till Tuesday. That's the name of the No one's

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Speaker 3: There's no urgency, there's no anger, there's no credit card disputes.

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Speaker 3: Now that I'm taking rides from some girl with a

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Speaker 3: Black slax? What am I eighty? Okay, I'm finally picking

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Speaker 3: air horrible? More? Comedians should do jokes about how awful

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Speaker 3: It's fodder that. I don't think it's been tapped into

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Speaker 1: Hi, everybody.

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Speaker 3: That was hard for her and hard for me. There

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, do you need to go to the zoo?

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Speaker 3: More bucks? I need more bucks to fund this war.

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Speaker 1: Chris You're just a vision to me right now. You're

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's muffler, Dan.

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Speaker 3: girl back there killing me. Oh anyway, so they smoke

438
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 3: and then that's how he's able to technically what he's

439
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 3: able to do, like right in front of me, just

440
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 3: deleted the green screen put me in and I it

441
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 3: was lined up perfectly and I was falling down the

442
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 3: stairs like they'll have to ad just like the lighting

443
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 3: is the hard to duplicate the lighting from a movie. Yeah,

444
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 3: in a green screen situation, that's the biggest obstacles. So

445
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,159
Speaker 3: it's a lot of waiting around, is what I was

446
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 3: getting at.

447
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: Ye.

448
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 3: It's it's a lot of long hours with just like

449
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 3: moments of action.

450
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: But but that's so cool, what a great that's gonna

451
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: wait to see it.

452
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 3: I can't wait either. I hope that it becomes a

453
00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 3: viral thing and when it's online go to iTunes and

454
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 3: given a good review. I just think that everything's on iTunes.

455
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all. It all dates back.

456
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 3: I mean I think the YouTube will probably take it

457
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 3: down because it's an existing movie.

458
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 4: You know.

459
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it doesn't matter because if people like it

460
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: and see it, it's just the work, Like that's all

461
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: that matters is you're not trying to make money off it.

462
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 1: You're just trying to show here's our idea, and this.

463
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 3: Is really fun. And it doesn't it's not disparaging towards

464
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 3: top and it could be. I mean, he's really wasn't

465
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 3: a good actor back then.

466
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: No, he's not. That's not his thing. Really. He's a

467
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,959
Speaker 1: good runner. He's good at riding a motorcycle and then

468
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: standing up on that motorcycle as he's riding it.

469
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 3: He's good at jumping and stopping. Right about the lasers, He's.

470
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 1: Really good at squinting. I loved Edge of Tomorrow though.

471
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: I think that movie was so brilliant.

472
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 3: I do not know Edge of Tomorrow.

473
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,959
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's called, right, that's the one

474
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: where he keeps living the same thing over and over

475
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: and getting killed in like a like a video game.

476
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 3: Oh weird. I don't know it. Hi, how are you dude?

477
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's some high school students in a muscle

478
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: car who literally the kid in the passenger seat stuck

479
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 1: his arm out the window to get over.

480
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

481
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though he was trying to pass you.

482
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I they I everything about that situation. Give

483
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 3: your uncle his gto back.

484
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: The girls in the back seat aren't that impressed.

485
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 3: And the one in the middle is not wearing a seatbelt.

486
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 3: I know because a sixty a gto does not have

487
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 3: a middle back seatbelt.

488
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, motherfucker, my.

489
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 3: Dad had a gto like that, and uh. And he

490
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: there's some guy that he had been in a fight

491
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 3: with and he was like in high school and he

492
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 3: had this brand new Gto and he saw him in

493
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 3: a park and he just drove by him all slow

494
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: in fifty style, was staring at him, and he ran

495
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 3: the car into a pole.

496
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: Oh. I didn't think it was gonna end like that.

497
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 3: No, I thought that.

498
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 1: That's really funny though.

499
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of his tough guy stories and in him

500
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 3: messing it up somehow, So that's hilarious, perfect kind of

501
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: tough guy. I love that. In the end, the joke's

502
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 3: on you, because violence doesn't pay unless you're a boxer,

503
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 3: that's right, or a football player, or a lot of jobs.

504
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 3: There's some jobs where it pays, but prison guard.

505
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: It's it's better to be funny. It's way better to

506
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 1: be funny.

507
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 3: It is it is.

508
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: I love your dad so much for crashing into that

509
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: pool in.

510
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 3: A gto just like that. That was a nice car,

511
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 3: though it wasn't nice cards. I'm not a big car guy.

512
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: Uh huh, that would be weird if I was. Yeah,

513
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 3: just a large man with human arms and legs with

514
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 3: a car body a car gat, I wouldn't. I'm not

515
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 3: a big car man, you know, half man, half vehicle.

516
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 3: And if you pour water on me, I turned to

517
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 3: a transjam and all my friends jump in me and

518
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 3: we solve crimes. But then I get angry and turn

519
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: back to a high school student.

520
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 1: Remember that cartoon with your friends still inside? That's how

521
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:52,959
Speaker 1: you punish them.

522
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 3: It was called teen Wheels.

523
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: No, yeah, did you make make And they go, oh.

524
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: No, we have to get out of here, and they

525
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 3: pour water on him, and his face would stretch out

526
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 3: and his mouth had become a bumper and its fists

527
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 3: would become wheels, and all of his friends would jump

528
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:08,239
Speaker 3: in him.

529
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: Get in me, guys, that's insane.

530
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: It was an insane probably Hanna Barbara. They would Those

531
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 3: guys were always I mean, how do.

532
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: High school students solve crimes? They don't know shit? Hey,

533
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,719
Speaker 1: oh do we have a huge high school following?

534
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 3: Oh there's high school kids in the backseat.

535
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how you guys?

536
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 3: Hey forgetting that gto I just was gonna say, what

537
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 3: about the Scooby Doo gang? Love them?

538
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: I was like velmot all for a whole twenty four hours.

539
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: My glasses I just couldn't see anything, and I wasn't

540
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: afraid of the ghosts that were chasing me.

541
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 3: Oh I think I found them with my foot.

542
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: She lost her glasses every fucking time. Oh wait, I'm

543
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: not saying fucking anymore.

544
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 3: Oh that's I what are you freaking? There's nothing else

545
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 3: I know? I know, But yeah, I agree, And let's

546
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 3: not say let's get it out of our system right now.

547
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: Fuck fuck, I think I've already said it ten times.

548
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 3: Hey, we're good. I'm not gonna say it anymore.

549
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm totally not gonna say it anymore.

550
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: I'm grown up.

551
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a grown up. I also think

552
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: that being being true to the expression that you want

553
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: to have in the moment is important, right, But I

554
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: don't think. I think the reason I say the effort

555
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: is because I feel like it needs an extra zip

556
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: that it doesn't actually need, you know what I mean? Like,

557
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: I really want people to listen, but they're already listening,

558
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: so just calm down, right, It's what I think when

559
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: I listen to our podcast and hear me say the

560
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: F word twenty times.

561
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 3: Right, I like, I think the F word is a

562
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: powerful word and it hasn't lost a lot of it's

563
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: you know, zi is like it's dusto. It's it's a

564
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: real spirit. It's got a lot of spirit.

565
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: It's the loud muffler of words, isn't it?

566
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: And so when you sparingly, it really drives a point home,

567
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: especially if you're in church yelling.

568
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: Or right in your dad's face justffing it up.

569
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: I love the holidays.

570
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Are you gonna go to any Christmas parties?

571
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 1: Or have you gone to any Christmas party?

572
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: I never do. I always go home for Christmas. So

573
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 3: I just go to either my dad's or my sister's house.

574
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 3: And it's not a party so much as hanging out

575
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 3: with little kids and making cookies and slacks.

576
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: Oh family stuff. But I meant like here in La,

577
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: Like tonight, there's the one at the Virgil that Joel

578
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: and Mandy are throwing. H Are you going to that?

579
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: I was?

580
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 3: I don't know that I was invited.

581
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: No, it's not an invitation. It's like everybody party. It's

582
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: like a comedy party at the Virgil.

583
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, yeah, I.

584
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: Think it's gonna be fun. A lot of people are

585
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: going okay, and it's not they're throwing it for all

586
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: the comedians basically cool.

587
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to think if I have a comedy concert.

588
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: We'll just go after Okay, okay, bye, drop me off

589
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: at this cemetery.

590
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: Oh that's it. I don't like it when all the

591
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 3: gravestones are all uniform and lined up and nope, it's

592
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 3: just they might as well have a number on them.

593
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: Well, because that's like World War two, right those are

594
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: That's a soldier cemetery.

595
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah? Goodness, yeah, I'm not comfortable with that.

596
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: I really wish they'd stop sending the boys away to

597
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: be killed. I really wish that's my Christmas wish. Are

598
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: you going to join the army? Yeah?

599
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

600
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 3: Still is that still your plan for New Year's that's.

601
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: My safety net if this, if my writing thing doesn't work.

602
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 3: Out, your New Year's resolution, it's to start.

603
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Can you imagine I feel like I can't climb up wall?

604
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: Can I talk to somebody about the wall? I can't

605
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: climb up?

606
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 3: I think you should just keep your how it's your

607
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 3: new job? Can you talk about your job?

608
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: I think so. I mean like, it's I love it

609
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: that I I think I could only because there's nothing,

610
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: you know, inflammatory to say. It's I feel very lucky

611
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: that I have it. It's a really really great group

612
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: of people. They're super smart, they're really good at the

613
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: technical aspect of how you write shows and so quickly

614
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: and all that, and I just feel like I'm learning

615
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 1: a whole new skill set at like at a point

616
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: where I thought I was going to just be doing

617
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: the same thing for the rest of my life. That

618
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: part of it is so exciting, and it's like I

619
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: feel very calm again for the first time in honestly

620
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: like a decade.

621
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 3: That's what employment or steady work does. It brings you

622
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 3: a sense of calm. Yeah, it's not the money that

623
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: buys your happiness. It's the not panicking about the next

624
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 3: morning that buys you happy.

625
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, and which is because you have money.

626
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

627
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: So it rents happiness for a little while, it rents it,

628
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 4: but then you what it is is it money doesn't

629
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 4: buy happiness, It buys a peace of mind, and then

630
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 4: you have to do other things that have nothing to

631
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 4: do with money to get the happiness.

632
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: That's what I'm right, That's why I'm slowly figuring it out.

633
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 3: Soup kitchens and stuff.

634
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: Let's not go crazy.

635
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 3: You need to me.

636
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: Time's mostly facials and massages up.

637
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like living on I like that. I need

638
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 3: that edge, I need that panic.

639
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: There's a lot to be said for for being fueled

640
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 1: by real, like real threat, because I won't do anything otherwise.

641
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 1: I never have, so like it has to be like, oh,

642
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: they're going to foreclothes or blah blah, whatever the drama is.

643
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 1: I need that to like, Okay, I'll finally write this

644
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: script or I'll finally do a big thing.

645
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 3: I need an envelope with red exclamation points on it. Yeah,

646
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 3: before I take care of the I r s. Well.

647
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: It kind of goes back to my personality naturally, is

648
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: if you want me to do something, you have to

649
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: ask me twice. I will always say no the first time,

650
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: and it's almost like, then I know for a fact

651
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: you really want me to do it because you've asked

652
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: me second time.

653
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny. That's happened with us. You're like, I

654
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 3: don't want to do this today. I'm like, are you

655
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 3: sure I really think we should? Okay, I will, Yeah,

656
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 3: I just wanted to see that if you really wanted to.

657
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: It's almost it's you know what it is, It's laziness.

658
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, I'm there with you.

659
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: It's laziness, right, And then it's kind of this like

660
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: I just want to do the thing that actually is important,

661
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: and I personally can't figure out what that is. So

662
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: I need other people to be like, no, this is

663
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: really important. And then I'm like, you're right, this is

664
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: how I'll prioritize. But if it's up to me, everything

665
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: seems either totally non important or like crazy important.

666
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 3: Right.

667
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 1: I think it's just from being overwhelmed for a long

668
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: time and not being able to figure it out.

669
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been feeling horribly overwhelmed as of late. Yeah,

670
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 3: but I have a lot of stuff that I'm excited about.

671
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 3: I just need one of them to take off.

672
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: Well, I have to say this about your project, this

673
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: cocktail thing that sounds so funny, I honestly believe and

674
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: this is all this is very woo woo, But like

675
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: when you make something and you you like, work on

676
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: something and create, it puts something out there that brings

677
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 1: something to you that sounds so dumb in the secret,

678
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: but I honestly believe it's true.

679
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 3: You're right, And I've noticed that when I get busy

680
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 3: on something and accomplish something, all this other. It just

681
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: starts raining other opportunities.

682
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, you can't be passive. You just have to

683
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: go at least start, go do something, and then things

684
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: will build out of it and you might not get

685
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: exactly what you're aiming for. You might it might not

686
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 1: be a viral hit. It might just be that somebody

687
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: awesome sees it and goes, oh, I want Chris Fairbanks

688
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: to come and do this thing.

689
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 3: That's that's I like that idea.

690
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's lots of potential, but it's like you've you

691
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: will have made a thing. It's the best idea.

692
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: It's all make a thing in twenty fifteen, make a

693
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,399
Speaker 3: thing twenty fourteen. Can suck our dicks?

694
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Bye you two.

695
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I said sucks. I just wait talked about

696
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 3: the work.

697
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but suck our dicks. It's it's conceptual though, it's

698
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: like saying you don't have any control over me twenty fourteen.

699
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 3: It's a little too visual you think of an actual

700
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 3: number going on. I don't know how to get this

701
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: dick into my ford. That's the one. Do I put

702
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 3: it between the hole?

703
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: I mean, if you close top it of the south

704
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 1: the zero? Yeah?

705
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 3: Okay? Or no?

706
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: You make it. Yeah, like a triangle fore top.

707
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,439
Speaker 3: Okay, oh yeah, yeah Ben that so they're touching stick

708
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: it right in there.

709
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: Do you know you know Lynch Shawcroft.

710
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 3: I do know Lynch Chakkraft.

711
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: Wonderful, brilliant, amazing Canadian comedian and one of my favorite

712
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 1: jokes that she ever said, uh was I'm a little

713
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: stressed out today. I just started making my flours different.

714
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: That's so her.

715
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 3: I love that.

716
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: I love her.

717
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 3: She still love it up in the mountains.

718
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: She has she lives in Big Bear, but then she

719
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 1: like comes down to LA for shows and stuff.

720
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: I guess I should and complain about living in Venice Beach.

721
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: I love that way. Yeah, it's so long, but you

722
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: have to wait. It's like three hours, right, Oh not

723
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: that long? No, three hours or two hours?

724
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,439
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe two? Yeah.

725
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: I've been really wanting to go to the snow recently.

726
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but like I think I saw

727
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: a picture I saw giff on Tumblr of a really

728
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: nice cabin, like from inside a cabin where there's crazy

729
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: snowfall outside, but it was like a cozy cabin inside.

730
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 3: I'm going to go home and stay in a yurt

731
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 3: a heat a tenth for real, overnight in Montana and

732
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 3: snowshoe and snowboard. Yeah.

733
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: Nice.

734
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great because I think I'm doing that.

735
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 3: I hope I'm chimed it right.

736
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: Is it all snowy there now?

737
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, it'll it'll be uh, it'll be time to

738
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 3: snowboard when I'm there.

739
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: Nice.

740
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: Well, hopefully my hip will be open to it.

741
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 1: What could you do instead? If your hip was no good?

742
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: Could you go on one of those discs and slide

743
00:36:59,320 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: down a hill?

744
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 3: I probably like sledding? Nah, I probably wouldn't. I'm not

745
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 3: I'm not a thrill seeker. I just snowboarding is part

746
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: of my life, so I feel obligated to do it.

747
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 3: Oh okay, but I don't need to replace it doesn't

748
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 3: provide something emotionally for me.

749
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: Okay, you've been doing it forever, done it forever.

750
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 3: And if someone said, yeah, you can't snowboard anymore, but

751
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: what about these new they're called skis, I probably wouldn't

752
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 3: start skiing. Yeah.

753
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: I hate skiings guts do Yeah?

754
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it better now that you can go

755
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 3: backwards on them.

756
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't like is they're made differently?

757
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? They used to have just a flat end

758
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 3: on the back and now they're double tipped and you

759
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 3: can do five forties and land backwards and all that stuff.

760
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

761
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 3: Yet you hate it. I hate it. You hate jumping

762
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: and spinning and stomping the landing.

763
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: Well, you know, Pete used to do that. He's a

764
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: great skier, my ex Pete, and so he took me

765
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: skiing one time. It was the first time I'd ever skied,

766
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: and his dad taught me, but very briefly, and then

767
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: we went down the easy hill.

768
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 3: Did you fall into a tree?

769
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: Well, I know, but I thought I was going to

770
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, And I couldn't.

771
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 3: He didn't.

772
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: I didn't have enough practice learning how to stop. So

773
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: it was like I was just going down a hill

774
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: with no way to stop, so I couldn't. I kept

775
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: jamming my It was awful unanimous with me and my

776
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 1: friends when we were young.

777
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 3: One of the worst things we could ever take up,

778
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 3: take like a girl that we were interested in. When

779
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 3: the moment it was like I want to go snowboarding?

780
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 3: Will you teach me to snowboard? It would be the

781
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 3: end of that, yeah, because it's hard. And then you

782
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 3: have this there's this selfish thing with all of us

783
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 3: where it's like I can't go ten feet and stop

784
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 3: and see that you're learning. The best way to learn

785
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 3: is to just go off on your own and kill it.

786
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 3: No one's gonna say a series of things. I believe

787
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 3: that there's a few things right up front that you

788
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 3: should tell someone, but then you just got to learn

789
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 3: and do it. It doesn't help to have someone and

790
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 3: I I want to go have fun. I just paid

791
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 3: for a lift ticket, I know. And and I took

792
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 3: a girlfriend to Montana went since she fell in a

793
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 3: tree well and snow covered her. She thought she was dying.

794
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 3: And at the end of the day we were all

795
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 3: on the lodge having fun, cocoa by the fire, and

796
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: she's like came in like with a branch in her hair.

797
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: Oh so angry. And that was kind of the end

798
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 3: of that relationship.

799
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, also my realization after that experience,

800
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: because here's the most embarrassing part. I had to get

801
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: taken down the hill by snow ski patrol on a

802
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: like a sled, yeah, because I couldn't go anymore because

803
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 1: my like my legs locked up because I it was

804
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 1: really bad. And and that was that. It was almost

805
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: like I felt like this we are fundamentally incompatible because

806
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: I can't do this. I have no interest in doing this.

807
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: I tried to do it because you love it, and

808
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: you just skied all day and I had the worst

809
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: to cross tortures day of my life.

810
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: It's I've never had it. I've never had a date

811
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 3: situation where that's the girl was already good at it.

812
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: I hate to tell you this, but to get on

813
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: the my area, you should be all the way over.

814
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 3: To the left. Can you do it? To get on

815
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 3: old pass? Yeah, the old pass, the underpass, That's what

816
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 3: I mean. I uh where, Okay, it's anyway, Yeah, it's yes,

817
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 3: it's I am excited to go snowboarding.

818
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,279
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing. I love the snow, but I

819
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: don't like being in it. I like to be I

820
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: like to look at it, and I like to be warm. Well,

821
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: it's outside, that's the way I like it the best.

822
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: I can't have a Christmas where it isn't white. I

823
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 3: need a white Christmas.

824
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christmas.

825
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 3: Large, all that trailer, be.

826
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: Scary and filled with captives, and.

827
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: All your Christmases be knife and.

828
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: Be knife at your throat, taking away against your will.

829
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:37,320
Speaker 3: I'm so excited to listen to creepy Christmas music. Oh baby,

830
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 3: it's cold outside.

831
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: Maybe it's please get away from me.

832
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 3: It's cold outside.

833
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: I really need to go and I need to contact

834
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: at the dream I grabbed my patchwork doesn't taste like wine.

835
00:41:52,760 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 3: Man Cosby is guilty. Man. What do you do with

836
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 3: an elderly man? He's not even probably all there?

837
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: How do you solve a problem like a Cosby? How

838
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: do you persecute a man who's raped everyone in the country?

839
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 3: You just do? You just do? I think everyone's on board.

840
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: I mean, there's it's kind of very difficult to deny.

841
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: Although someone just told me a very funny story about Thanksgiving,

842
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: their mom going and everybody's saying something about what about

843
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: Bill Cosby? And then mom, the mom, who was of

844
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: course elderly, going, what that poor man is going through?

845
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: We could not sell love it. It's just like that

846
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: is It's like you can't even imagine someone having that reaction.

847
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: But that's the disparate, you know, people seeing it differently,

848
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: And at.

849
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 3: Least it wasn't an old lady saying what that poor

850
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 3: colored man is going?

851
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly. There's all these ways it could have been bad,

852
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: but it was just bad in its own way. She chose.

853
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: She chose choice.

854
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 3: Aid when choosing a bad thing, you gotta pick a door. Yeah,

855
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 3: you go down, rachel Or. I'm a woman, but I

856
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 3: don't respect because I'm from the fifties.

857
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: Let me get I'm not allowed to actually be a

858
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 1: person that's with inalienable rets to not have be attacked

859
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: and have things shoved inside me. I'm sorry. Maybe I

860
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: just should have said the effort.

861
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 3: Maybe it's cold. Oh come on, Bentley. Oh, Bentley, that's

862
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 3: a sharp car. Get over one more because I'm no

863
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 3: car man.

864
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: No, they's nice, except for imagine those things are what

865
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty thousand dollars?

866
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 3: Oh, they can't be that much, but I bet they're.

867
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna look it up on Google. I'm gonna

868
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: get in your face.

869
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, I think I bet you can get a

870
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 3: Bentley for eighty five gees. Okay, ninety five.

871
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 1: Geese, I say over, yeah, Bentlee, Maybe you're right.

872
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 3: Then, Hey, that Honda looks like my Honda.

873
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: Hi, Hannah doesn't have the eco leaf on the back.

874
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 3: No, No, that's just a skateboard company that I put

875
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 3: on there. Little for really, Yeah, it's not. This car

876
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: is not in any way.

877
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: This whole time, though I know badly. Car prices started

878
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty and ninety five dollars.

879
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's exactly what you said it would cost.

880
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: Did I say one eighty?

881
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: Yes?

882
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, Karen. That deserves a fuck because I was right.

883
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 3: You promised.

884
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: So sorry, you promised. I promised, but only only when

885
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: I'm being humble. But when I'm bragging and being kind

886
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: of a showboaterer, I'm gonna f it up.

887
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, that does it you? Okay, let's say f it up? Okay,

888
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 3: fin Oh, get that piece of ass out of the road.

889
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 1: Ye f ns.

890
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 3: What the heck?

891
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: H double hockey sticks? It takes so long to say

892
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,800
Speaker 1: all those ones?

893
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 3: What was my trick? If I don't believe in gosh

894
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 3: am I going to heck a lot of people like that?

895
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 1: One? Was that recently?

896
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: Yes, it's pretty recent, Chris.

897
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: Maybe I muted you. No, there's no way.

898
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 3: Oh well, I did go off on those rants that

899
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 3: you didn't approve of.

900
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when you were all like gamer gate, you

901
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: went crazy for that. Oh god, oh my god, you

902
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: are such a gamer.

903
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 3: We were our original podcast. We were going to what

904
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 3: was we were first going to talk about moms and Alzheimer's.

905
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we both have one.

906
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 3: We both have moms. We both have moms with Alzheimer's.

907
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: Yep.

908
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: And then are you gonna go see your mom? What

909
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 3: is the holiday?

910
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: Well, she's in a home now, so we go see

911
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: her when I'm home. But she doesn't come home anymore, right,

912
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: which is of course super awful, but better than when

913
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: she was home and everyone was so freaked out and

914
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: upset and there was just a thing after thing that

915
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: was bad.

916
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 3: Is she in an Alzheimer's specific place?

917
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really nice.

918
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm everyone listening. I'm setting up for a big joke.

919
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: Here, so get ready. Don't get sad joke where.

920
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 3: I keep repeating the punchline and I.

921
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: Don't know and then asking where you are?

922
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom is currently in a Alzheimer's specific place. Yeah. Good.

923
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 3: It is much better than weird old lightning behind a

924
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 3: nurse cratchet one flew over the Cuckoo's Nest building on

925
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 3: the side of a hill where the women liked her,

926
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 3: but they did not know. All they do is put

927
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 3: you in a corner. Yeah, like baby and then don't

928
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 3: they don't engage at all. So these places, I know,

929
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 3: they do things.

930
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: It's yeah specifically. So well, that's the thing is so

931
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: many people are getting it now have it and are

932
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: getting it. It's like a it's it's like a plague.

933
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 1: It's unbelievably horrible. So there's these places that are popping

934
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: up because it's not just a nursing home. It's not

935
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: just because you're elderly and you're you're all there, but

936
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: your you know, your brain's there, but your body's falling apart.

937
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: It's the opposite.

938
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 3: I hate that there is not more research and trying

939
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 3: to figure out how to combat it because it's kind

940
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: of a how do we make money off people that

941
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 3: are on their way out type of a not of

942
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 3: a priority. Yeah, unlike cancer and things like that. But cancer,

943
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 3: I'm on solving that too, of course.

944
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: But of course, well everyone kicks the thing that affects

945
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: their life and is hurt, you know that has like

946
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: been the biggest bummer for them. That's just how it

947
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: all goes.

948
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 3: I think that most people have Alzheimer's. There's some kind

949
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 3: of dementia in a family member, and even if it's

950
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 3: a grandparent, which when you or I talk about our mom,

951
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 3: someone's always like, oh, I know what you're going through.

952
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 3: My grandma had it.

953
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 4: You know what.

954
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: Nope, it's not the same, not the same.

955
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 3: My heart goes out, but only a little bit, only halfway,

956
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 3: my heart barely emergent.

957
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 4: I open my shirt and you can see the top

958
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 4: of my heart pops out of the push it right

959
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 4: back in real fast.

960
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 3: You could just see the cleavage of my heart.

961
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: It's sexy, yes, but you're not gonna get it.

962
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 3: Cle cleavage of my heart beats to the rhythm of

963
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 3: the night. Okay, all the way.

964
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: Family, Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. Uh yeah,

965
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: I always say I always saw that people people talk about,

966
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: like complaining about people who know my mom's situation, and

967
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: they complain about their mom in front of me, and

968
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 1: I just stare at them, like, yeah, I'm not sure

969
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: what you'd like me to say right now, because all

970
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: I want to tell you is fuck off. Go call

971
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: your mother, you ungrateful asshole.

972
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and talk to her and have her talk back.

973
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, have her recognize you and know who you are.

974
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 3: And to talk and how long is your how long

975
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 3: has your mom had it? I'm just talking about this

976
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 3: because a year ago or years ago, we talked about

977
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 3: doing a podcast and we wanted to do it about moms.

978
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: I know, I like it.

979
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: We're approaching the end of the year.

980
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, my mom got it in two thou like

981
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: was diagnosed in two thousand and three. Okay, so it's

982
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: been eleven years.

983
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too.

984
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: Yet we're the same. And you know Chris Garcia the

985
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 1: same deal. Yeah, his dad he I saw him to

986
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: a set that was really amazing.

987
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 3: I heard about that and I want to see it

988
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 3: and I bet it's recorded somewhere right.

989
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, no, I think he's doing That's kind of

990
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: what his act is a little bit now. But we

991
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 1: should get a hold of him. We should do some

992
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: kind of fundraising.

993
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: That would be terrific.

994
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: We should do a show and then everybody who has

995
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: this in their life can feel like they're helping out somehow. Well,

996
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: don't need a bunch of money.

997
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 3: It really made me like, oh god, I always forget

998
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 3: it joanah, God, No, what's his is? Uh? The actor

999
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: that everyone knows? Yeah, I love that he has gotten

1000
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 3: I hate that I can't in this conversation. Oh what

1001
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 3: got the War of eighteen twelve.

1002
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: You're just being thematic.

1003
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has brought I feel like, single handedly has

1004
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 3: brought a lot of attention to it.

1005
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: Yes, Also I love that guy. Yeah, and I've only

1006
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: heard great things about him because like a lot of

1007
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: the people that work on my show have worked on

1008
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: the Comeback or we're around the Comeback and he's on

1009
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: it right now, which is it's also Michael Patrick King's show,

1010
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: and they all say the same. He's like the loveliest guy,

1011
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: so nice, so funny, like everyone just adores him.

1012
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no way he isn't because based on and

1013
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about his entertainment, entertainment ability at all,

1014
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 3: just him talking about his girlfriend now wife's mom or

1015
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 3: that's how he got in, Oh my good friend's mom.

1016
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 3: I'm going to be outspoken about this, yeah, like, oh,

1017
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: well then you're awesome. Yep. So the point is we're

1018
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:39,240
Speaker 3: going to do a concert with Chris Garcia and Seth

1019
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 3: Rogan and hopefully I'll remember his name when I meet him.

1020
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: You're totally loops the Throgan in there, like yes, and

1021
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 1: he's doing it too.

1022
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 3: Thousands of this. We'll get back to him. He won't

1023
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: be able to this is a contractual agreement. It's on iTunes.

1024
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: I like this. This is like we're making a plan

1025
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: for twenty fifteen. That's actually we're gonna do some good.

1026
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: It's not just like us in our careers and none

1027
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: in it. It's like we're actually, that's very high aim.

1028
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: Well done, Chris Fairbanks.

1029
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. I was just talking about adding it

1030
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,280
Speaker 3: to my material my career.

1031
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Oh I see, so waiting.

1032
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 3: As it can help our career, we should get involved.

1033
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: We're involved, of course. Kidding.

1034
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: Look at these two.

1035
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 3: Look at those kids. Oh man, they're just they're out

1036
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 3: of some Look at their punk rock. That's a girl

1037
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,359
Speaker 3: that that likes that girl and they're punk rock.

1038
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,479
Speaker 1: And oh were they two girls? I thought I can't see.

1039
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: I thought it was a boy.

1040
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 3: No, No, they're awesome.

1041
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: They're great.

1042
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 3: I wish I knew kids like that in Missoula, Montana.

1043
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: There aren't.

1044
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 3: I wish I had like a punk rock, cute lesbian

1045
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 3: friend when I was a kid. But nah, just a

1046
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 3: bunch of Nintendo playing chronic masturbainers there with hypertension.

1047
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: There's a good chance you had one you just didn't

1048
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 1: know because she like was the cheerleader or something like

1049
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: that Oh yeah, you're right, it wasn't a time. It

1050
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: was just a I mean, that's the weirdest thing. That's

1051
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: what I love so much about the modern life of

1052
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: all the conveniences. It's also kids these days don't realize

1053
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: that it was just like when I was in high school.

1054
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: You still like people call people faggot and you know,

1055
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: like it was like the all that there was so

1056
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:26,280
Speaker 1: much gay Uh. I was gonna say gay racism.

1057
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 3: I trying to say, I don't even understand the concept

1058
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 3: of that anymore. It's like it's such an I don't

1059
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 3: think there's any kid that even in Montana where I'm

1060
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 3: from that it's pretty sheltered and I can see people

1061
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 3: being maybe a little behind as far as social issues

1062
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: like that.

1063
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: But it might such huge strides in recent years, like everyone's.

1064
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 3: Open and they're just well, I think this is how

1065
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 3: I feel. So I'm going to talk about it on

1066
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 3: my Facebook to all my friends and then so, okay, cool,

1067
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 3: I support you.

1068
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: But it's such a huge human development. I think it's amazing.

1069
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:00,439
Speaker 3: I think it's good too, very cool.

1070
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: I had someone, you know, it's really funny. I had

1071
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: someone on Twitter call me a lesbo This guy. I

1072
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,479
Speaker 1: think he was trying to be I'm not sure he's

1073
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,879
Speaker 1: trying to troll me, but in this very strange way.

1074
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 3: Did he use a Z because that's comedy.

1075
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: Nope, I think he was like he was. I don't

1076
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: know where he came from. He follows me, but well,

1077
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 1: the thing that was funny to me was I was

1078
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: looking at it like, I don't know what you're trying

1079
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: to do, but I don't care if that, Like, if

1080
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: that you think that I'm gonna run away from that

1081
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 1: or be like wow, dare you or whatever. It's like,

1082
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: that's that's like calling me a blonde when I'm a brunette, Like, well,

1083
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: you can say whatever the fuck you want. I don't care.

1084
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: That has nothing to do with me.

1085
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: But hopefully someone that it doesn't there is someone that

1086
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,279
Speaker 3: it would affect personally. Isn't reading it right now?

1087
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: Right exactly? Well, but I just don't think it's a thing.

1088
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't shame people the way it used to. It

1089
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: used to be such a like this, this means you're

1090
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: less and it doesn't mean that anymore because of the

1091
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:05,839
Speaker 1: things people have done, like Rue Paul or just people

1092
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: that have brought it not only to the four culturally,

1093
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: but it's like the cooler thing to do almost these days.

1094
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,800
Speaker 1: It's such a forward thinking way to be.

1095
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yay, Lesbos.

1096
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: What the fuck are we doing? Well? This is like

1097
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: a very important podcast now, I know, I mean we

1098
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 1: are issues.

1099
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 3: I mean, there's it's been challenging for me because I

1100
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 3: you know how my vocabulary shuts down at forty five minutes.

1101
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 1: Yes, we are just past that, so I am it's over.

1102
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 3: I am yeah, my mouth there it is again. I

1103
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 3: just think if I open my mouth you would see

1104
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 3: a fleshy pretzel. That is what my tongue is now.

1105
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 3: I'm covered with salt and cheese.

1106
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 1: Was But we're growing up. That's the headline.

1107
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 3: And I promise in episode or two we're gonna launch

1108
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 3: that bonus. I was so excited to realize we had it.

1109
00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: Was it on your phone?

1110
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 3: It's just on my phone. I'll doctor it up, spice

1111
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 3: up the treble.

1112
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

1113
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 3: We're down the base, take out the hushes.

1114
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: It's like the Beatles in Germany. Mm hmmm, it's gonna be.

1115
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 3: It's gonna take down that wall.

1116
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: You think it's mister Gorbachev takedown.

1117
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 3: That Walter, No, I know you know what I confuse.

1118
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 3: I always confuse the Beatles with David Hasselhoff. I keep

1119
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 3: doing that. I keep doing that.

1120
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: You should do that.

1121
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 3: I went to the horse races here. Uh, and before

1122
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,480
Speaker 3: we went, we said we're off to the horse races

1123
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 3: and we all laughed. Anyway, once we got there, I

1124
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 3: was betting on horses and uh, but like two or

1125
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 3: three dollars and David Hasselhoff was off in this balcony,

1126
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 3: swaying back and forth, and people were just taking video

1127
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 3: of him. And he had grass stands on his steersucker

1128
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 3: suit what and grass in his hair. He had wrestled

1129
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 3: somebody or what. He's probably awesome. And someone said, hey,

1130
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 3: night rider, and he probably tackled him. He was drunk

1131
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,720
Speaker 3: and he was like and everyone's like, hassle off, hassle

1132
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 3: Off's and he's like turned. They said, how do you

1133
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 3: choose which herds horse to bet on? He said, I

1134
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 3: look at the balls and then afterwards, but it is

1135
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 3: they do something horrible and animal abusive to their ball.

1136
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 3: They clamped them down or whatever, like maybe I'm thinking rodeos,

1137
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 3: but I know that they like when a jockey whatever,

1138
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,360
Speaker 3: when they're kicking, it has something to do with the

1139
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 3: horses balls.

1140
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 5: That's how a horse's balls are like their gas pedal basically,

1141
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 5: And so when they parade them around in the beginning, Yeah,

1142
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 5: you can go off of height or leg girth or

1143
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 5: vaininess or sheen or but I did look at the

1144
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 5: balls and I'm like, that horse has giant balls, and

1145
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 5: I kept winning.

1146
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

1147
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I won.

1148
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: You can see I've always done it on vaininess.

1149
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 3: Of the balls are just leg vans, because you can

1150
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 3: go by balvaninus too. That was the next thing I

1151
00:56:55,239 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 3: yelled before he fell face first one too. Some popcorn? Uh?

1152
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: What a great h day?

1153
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 3: What a great day for an episode without a guest.

1154
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,240
Speaker 3: Did anyone even notice?

1155
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that we were both the guest.

1156
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 3: Well, I guess we should talk to our guests a

1157
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 3: little bit. How you doing back there, Todd Glass?

1158
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: Heay, Oh, he's sleepy, dog Glass. He had such a

1159
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: long trip, he did.

1160
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 3: He's real tired, real tired.

1161
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to go in and see if my

1162
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,959
Speaker 1: dogs have committed suicide. Since I've been.

1163
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 3: Gone for one day, I'm going to rush off and

1164
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 3: send this one right to the presses.

1165
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: Can't wait. This is a good one. It was a

1166
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: good one for just a for it being just you

1167
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: and I. I think we were hilarious but deep. We

1168
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:43,959
Speaker 1: talked about important things.

1169
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 3: I forced the Alzheimer's talk.

1170
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I love the forced Alzheimer's talk. But then turned

1171
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,959
Speaker 1: into a gay pride march.

1172
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, we that was beautiful, so vibrant, the

1173
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 3: colors of March.

1174
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: And now everybody knows how to win at the horse races.

1175
00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:00,439
Speaker 1: Exactly what a perfect ending? Mm hmm David Hasselhoff horse

1176
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 1: racing tips.

1177
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 3: I can maybe think of one better ending.

1178
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: What's up?

1179
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 3: You've been listening to? Do you need a ride? D

1180
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 3: y n A R?

1181
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

1182
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1183
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 2: much baggage.

1184
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 3: You claim and give us time and they turn and.

1185
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: On and Gabe, we want to send you off inside.

1186
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home.

1187
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

1188
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 5: Was it fine?

1189
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: Malcorn?

1190
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1191
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1192
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1193
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 3: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride? Do

1194
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 3: you need with Karen and Cress mm hm