Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, how's they already doing? Sydney? How are you? Hey, Marie,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm sick, but I'm great, you know, I mean
Speaker 2: we sound like the same man.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's it's rough, except you sound like a man.
Speaker 2: That's like inner Josh.
Speaker 1: No, you know, you seem like you have energy me
Speaker 1: and I'm holding on by by a thread.
Speaker 3: Well, how long have you been awake, dude? Let's let's
Speaker 3: let's take a step back. Awake for a couple hours.
Speaker 2: Up at eight am? Okay, and m interesting.
Speaker 1: I can't because I wake up congested and I can't breathe.
Speaker 2: So I wake up early because I'm literally dying. Now
Speaker 2: you know how fat people feel? Ew? Did I just
Speaker 2: say ills fat people? That's so rude. So sorry for
Speaker 2: the larger people that are past. My bad, My bad.
Speaker 2: Fat people like to laugh. Hi, fat friends. I like
Speaker 2: to call them large. I don't know if large is
Speaker 2: better than fast, thick? Actually thick. I like thick because
Speaker 2: thick means you have shame. There's that energy.
Speaker 3: Think is a word that is thrown around in the
Speaker 3: black community inappropriately.
Speaker 2: Everybody's not thick. Some of y'all are fat. Damn Marie.
Speaker 2: This is no body shaming. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Unofficial expert, and I'm the unofficial expert of people not
Speaker 3: knowing what the thick means.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't like to call people, you know, fat.
Speaker 1: That's a lie because if something happens, if there's a
Speaker 1: crime that's committed.
Speaker 2: I saw the whole thing. The fat guy fell.
Speaker 1: Ah, you said, guy, I called men fat. I don't
Speaker 1: have no problem shaming a man. You'd like it was
Speaker 1: a fat lady that fell.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. And then he hit this fat lady. No,
Speaker 2: I'd like, you don't say she was like the thick
Speaker 2: lady she looked at she was in King's magazine. Jay,
Speaker 2: damn lie. No, no, we're starting a rude up up.
Speaker 2: I mean I think we have to start off pretty
Speaker 2: rude so people know, oh, this is the right podcast
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: And is it really rude? Like I mean, I remember
Speaker 3: you said the King magazine. Are those magazines still out?
Speaker 2: Yes they are. They are.
Speaker 3: Who's buying those thick King magazine cover model quote unquote
Speaker 3: model magazines?
Speaker 1: Niggas in jail. That's like two packs of cigarettes. No,
Speaker 1: people will be sending it to the dudes in jail beating.
Speaker 1: They dis to the double Lexit magazine. You know that's
Speaker 1: little Kim.
Speaker 2: I know how many did they get? Can they bring
Speaker 2: that back? I think Cisco's probably fat now, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know that he is pleasantly plump.
Speaker 1: He did a concert with Maya and she was done
Speaker 1: up and he was there in like a track suit.
Speaker 2: Ye. But it was like one of those housewives, I'm
Speaker 2: running some errands track suits.
Speaker 1: So they had Ryan stones, had the rhymestones and it
Speaker 1: was like and it said juicy on the button.
Speaker 3: I mean that's exactly when you said he had on
Speaker 3: a track suit. That's what I envisioned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like running errands. He's like running to
Speaker 2: the post office, real qol. He had on like slides,
Speaker 2: uh huh. He's like good socks going to bergdoms with
Speaker 2: the girls. He had like girls with the girls, and
Speaker 2: he had like a hat visor type situation. It was sad.
Speaker 1: I was like, Maya's in here in like a leather
Speaker 1: She had like a leather skirt and then she had
Speaker 1: something with her braids and something her hair braids.
Speaker 2: She was doing a lot. I was like Okay, Maya
Speaker 2: was not doing enough. No, she was. She looked good.
Speaker 2: She looked good.
Speaker 1: Listeners Google Cisco and Maya current concert and did.
Speaker 2: They perform at a mall, because in my mind that's
Speaker 2: where it was. He performed near anti As There.
Speaker 3: It was a cinnabun on one side and a Brookstone
Speaker 3: on Krispy Kream in the back. Fancisco probably had donut
Speaker 3: crumbs on his chest.
Speaker 2: And he was like, it's all about me, Me, me,
Speaker 2: You really unleashed dragon. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay,
Speaker 2: I have a dragon chain on. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't think he's in the dragons anymore.
Speaker 1: I feel like a certain there's a certain type of
Speaker 1: man that's into like kung fu and dragons and fireballs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're called nerds. No, I don't think it's a
Speaker 2: nerd thing, don't. I really don't think it's a cool dude.
Speaker 2: You notice, like, yeah, you know, I'm really into these
Speaker 2: ugo cards.
Speaker 1: Well, not a single cool man that you In the
Speaker 1: early two thousands, everybody was trying to early two thousands.
Speaker 1: We were in high school in the early two thousands,
Speaker 1: we didn't care about it, but there was dudes who
Speaker 1: were getting tattoos of like dragons and dragons were popping
Speaker 1: in the early two thousands. I remember people would wear
Speaker 1: those oversized silk button up shirts dragon on the back. Yes,
Speaker 1: and they're still popular because of who Game of Throat They're.
Speaker 2: Not still popular. Dragons are cool Game of Thrones, that's it.
Speaker 3: Not on a shirt. You don't want to date a dude.
Speaker 3: I don't want a day to do with a dragon blouse.
Speaker 3: That's that's not my No, that don't make me whit.
Speaker 1: Whenever I see a guy in a dragon shirt that
Speaker 1: he's usually at the airport's.
Speaker 2: Pull a call around, pull a somebody's dad. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: why can't I get in one of these golf carts?
Speaker 2: I got a bad knee? Yeah yeah, yeah, you have
Speaker 2: a dragon shirt. You're obviously old. Those are hand me
Speaker 2: downs exactly. That's a mess. Mmmm. Anyway, roasing men's fashion
Speaker 2: is a good rant for a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're doing uh, we're trying to do these podcasts while.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be in La yep.
Speaker 1: So for on paper, I keep saying a month, but
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be going until April.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, so you gonna miss me now? Actually, no, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you know what, this
Speaker 1: is the perfect time for Marie to leave, so.
Speaker 2: I can, uh, you know, spirit your wings and fly. No,
Speaker 2: just not talk to somebody every day. I talk to
Speaker 2: Adrian everything.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to you every day anymore though, No,
Speaker 1: because I was like, she going to la I can.
Speaker 2: You're weeding yourself off me? Yes, hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think the listeners want to know if
Speaker 1: you don't have a replacement for the month and a
Speaker 1: half that I'm gone.
Speaker 2: People are sliding in my DMC. People are asking me
Speaker 2: if they can slide into Marria slide there.
Speaker 1: Literally, people are like, so Ree's leaving And I just wondered, like,
Speaker 1: you know, if you can go to tea sometimes, you.
Speaker 2: Know, how are you gonna do the show?
Speaker 1: And what are you gonna do for for the hot box?
Speaker 2: White women? White women. I was like, you would have
Speaker 2: to be black for you to replace Y.
Speaker 3: They're gonna pop up and Zoe sell down a black face,
Speaker 3: Nina Simone black face.
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, I don't know. I think I'm
Speaker 2: good on my own. How many people have messaged you?
Speaker 1: Five? Five people? Yeah? Wow, Yeah, it was really funny.
Speaker 1: Because they're like, oh, Marie's going to LA, so what
Speaker 1: are you guys gonna do a podcast? Was like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean what are we gonna do with the podcast?
Speaker 1: We gonna keep thriving, What do you mean what.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do? Well? Can I be? I know
Speaker 2: I'm not funny or anything, but can I also be
Speaker 2: on the podcast since Marie's not gonna be there to
Speaker 2: be mean and cut me down?
Speaker 1: White women are disrespectful? Shout out to all the rude
Speaker 1: white women listening to this.
Speaker 3: Those are my, I want to say, least favorite, but
Speaker 3: also my favorite type of white women.
Speaker 2: What the rude bold ones? What you like? Sis? Who
Speaker 2: are you in this confidence from? I mean, listen, nobody's
Speaker 2: replacing you because he replaceable to the left left? No,
Speaker 2: I literally have no energy for anyone, not even myself.
Speaker 2: So has Adrian asked you if she could do the
Speaker 2: podcast instead of me? She said, how come you guys
Speaker 2: haven't had me on yet? That's what she is. Can
Speaker 2: we have Adrian on? Let's have one. What does she
Speaker 2: want to be? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's just sit down and talk to her. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is a painful episode. No, it's not it's gonna
Speaker 1: be good. I'm already hurt. Mustna, it's gonna be funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm sick because what happens is when
Speaker 1: me and you were together, we were like Adrian, ha ha.
Speaker 1: And then when you get with Adrian and you're like, oh, Sydney, yeah,
Speaker 1: she does this and they do that, and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: is this gang up on Sydney day?
Speaker 3: I mean, you're a pretty easy target, I really am.
Speaker 3: And it's not right.
Speaker 2: I need you guys, It's okay, not right, it's not
Speaker 2: fucking right. Let's have her on the pod.
Speaker 3: So you want us to gang up on you, that's
Speaker 3: what you're saying, No, because you want he on the one.
Speaker 3: You know what's gonna happen. I want us to chat
Speaker 3: it up. I mean we could just shop, but we
Speaker 3: could roast Adrian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Well, give me some give me the inside scoop on Adrian,
Speaker 3: so that like, I know what I should say.
Speaker 2: Bray, I tell you everything. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And I know she just got laid off, but she's
Speaker 2: still Yeah, why are you telling my girls business? You've
Speaker 2: already had everybody listening, knows it sounds worse every.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn your thing off down because you loud
Speaker 3: on people.
Speaker 2: You're blowing people's headphones speakers. I just I feel like
Speaker 2: you've already talked about that on the podcast. She's unimplored,
Speaker 2: but she's making more money than both of us still know.
Speaker 2: She just got another gig for next week. I said,
Speaker 2: how the fuck are you getting all these gigs? She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: if I do well, then i'll have it for a
Speaker 2: month and then I won't have to work for April,
Speaker 2: April and May. I was like, are you fucking kidding here? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's setting up for April and May. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean because she has a rate. When you freelance,
Speaker 1: you fucking you give them whatever price you want.
Speaker 2: This is what a day. This is what I get
Speaker 2: paid a day.
Speaker 1: I know people who are freelanced, you know, sometimes they
Speaker 1: be coming back at you with like a no, we
Speaker 1: don't pay that.
Speaker 2: No. But she's making money. She's really good at her job.
Speaker 2: What the hell is her job? I don't know me,
Speaker 2: you ain't got no job. No, But she.
Speaker 1: Does have a job, and she's really good. She's a
Speaker 1: jack of all trades. She could do whatever.
Speaker 2: And I think they call them lesbians of all trades. Wow,
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with gender. It's just she
Speaker 2: could do it. Honest. See, I think for a women,
Speaker 2: it's Jill of all trade, Jill of all trades.
Speaker 1: But I mean she here's a lesbian, so Jack, it's fine.
Speaker 1: She's I mean, she just got another gig. And I'm
Speaker 1: just sitting there like I was, well, I'm working on
Speaker 1: my one woman's show.
Speaker 2: What you doing?
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm making money, I know, to support, to
Speaker 1: support you.
Speaker 2: You're a kept woman. She's like, you really are a
Speaker 2: one woman show.
Speaker 1: But Adrian's doing the lighting and the sound.
Speaker 2: She owns the buildings.
Speaker 1: So sad, she's booking, she's printed out the flyers.
Speaker 2: So depressed. It's I can't. I was like, I was
Speaker 2: depressed a little bit the other day too. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: why so.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to bring the mood down
Speaker 1: or anything, but I'm quite poor.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna be like, well, I found
Speaker 1: a lump in my breast, Like.
Speaker 2: I don't check my breast even saying you poor since
Speaker 2: we started.
Speaker 3: Yes, But the other day I got to look at
Speaker 3: my account and I was like, you know what, I
Speaker 3: have to make money in LA or else you will.
Speaker 1: I can't afford to like you live, dude. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even stress it. There's people surviving in LA and.
Speaker 2: I don't yet. Those are called homeless people. I don't
Speaker 2: want to be that.
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody who said that she knows
Speaker 3: this guy who had money and lived in a house
Speaker 3: in San Francisco, and he lost the house and now
Speaker 3: he can't find a place to stay with him and
Speaker 3: his big ass dogs.
Speaker 1: The dog gotta go, two dogs. Both the dogs got
Speaker 1: in the park or or or the dogs gotta work. No,
Speaker 1: the dogs gotta.
Speaker 2: Go, they gotta work. They can leave service dogs.
Speaker 3: He got two big ass, hairy ass dogs. And he's like,
Speaker 3: I want to be with my dogs.
Speaker 2: Well, I said that sounds real white of him.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't like animals, so you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about somebody like bringing you down.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna let it. It's not it's not about
Speaker 3: not getting in because of my dogs. It's not getting
Speaker 3: in because of my credit. My credit is my two
Speaker 3: big dogs. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They're like it says that your credit is two hundred
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Like it's other pages coming I think the rest of
Speaker 3: my credits on these other pages.
Speaker 2: You're a lie. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, it's gonna be so much
Speaker 1: going on during pilot season.
Speaker 2: People are looking for jobs. Yes, he says, everybody in
Speaker 2: their mom is going to be in la. Right.
Speaker 3: So I got up today and I was looking up,
Speaker 3: you know, like how much actors paid get paid for
Speaker 3: like episodes of things, and all the articles were really depressing.
Speaker 3: It was like these networks don't want to pay the
Speaker 3: stars get this much. And then like actors that used
Speaker 3: to make a couple thousand in a couple of days
Speaker 3: are making like eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: And I was like, who is making eight hundred dollars? Me?
Speaker 2: Who eight hundred dollars? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just reading these articles on like Deadline and
Speaker 1: Hollywood Reporter and stuff, So that negativity in your in
Speaker 1: your sphere, that's the problem. Don't be reading Deadline.
Speaker 2: Just go out there and be like God is good.
Speaker 2: God is good.
Speaker 1: He's going to make sure that whatever is for you
Speaker 1: is gonna happen.
Speaker 3: Thank you, sister Washington. But what if acting is not
Speaker 3: for me? What if for me is like what if
Speaker 3: being homeless.
Speaker 2: This for me. You sound real Haitian right now, Jesus says, real,
Speaker 2: I sound real Haitian. What does that even mean? Just
Speaker 2: the negativity. I'm Sidney, you're not Haitian, but you be
Speaker 2: said in Haitian too. Then if that's what I.
Speaker 1: Think, I'm like Haitian by default. I don't even know
Speaker 1: who my dad.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I just watched Will Smith do a parody of his
Speaker 1: son's music video. I watched that, and I've never wanted
Speaker 1: a father until I saw that video. I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: I just want somebody to be proud of me like
Speaker 1: that and just mimic me. That's fucking I've never wanted
Speaker 1: a dad ever. I could care less about having a
Speaker 1: dad in my life. And seeing that, like making somebody
Speaker 1: that proud of you, that also birthed you, like what
Speaker 1: well not he didn't.
Speaker 2: Birth them, but he came out of Will Smith's penis.
Speaker 2: He like gave the sperm to make him who he is.
Speaker 2: It's just fucking crazy. And then I was like, actually,
Speaker 2: I just want Will Smith to be my dad. That's it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do you want to regular I
Speaker 3: don't want to have a dad. You can borrow sad
Speaker 3: love Sam, you can borrow some. I actually like him
Speaker 3: a lot, please, he's sweet.
Speaker 2: You've met my father one time.
Speaker 3: I've met him more than once. When was the other
Speaker 3: time that you met my dad? Were you when were
Speaker 3: you hanging out with my dad?
Speaker 2: Wow, I've been to your house more than once.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We
Speaker 3: should Sydney here to my house. And we were all
Speaker 3: roasting each other and she was like, I think it's
Speaker 3: time to go.
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta take a nap. She was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Fight in the driveway and I was like, but we
Speaker 2: got a driveway though, Yeah, but it was it was
Speaker 2: so beautiful.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Damn, I don't have anybody to
Speaker 1: just be that happy about any product that I put
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: That's allow. You got a girlfriend. I'm here. I'm happy
Speaker 2: for stuff that you put out.
Speaker 3: Nigga, you don't even like my ship, I said, Damn,
Speaker 3: I do like your stuff. Let's go to your let's
Speaker 3: go to your las. Still three Instagram posts. I like
Speaker 3: everything that you post. It'd be late, it'd be late.
Speaker 3: I don't because I unsubscribed from I mean, I I
Speaker 3: log off of my Instagram at when I'm not using
Speaker 3: it because I don't like the notifications because I get distracted.
Speaker 1: Oh I took all the notifications off. Take your notifications
Speaker 1: off all your phone. But the problem was that is
Speaker 1: when somebody messages me on Instagram, not Instagram but Facebook,
Speaker 1: Messenger or anything, I don't get it. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: So there'll be a gig. And I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I hadn't checked it in like three days, and somebody
Speaker 1: had asked and then I wrote back and there.
Speaker 2: Oh it's very booked to the spot, it's fulfilled. I said, well,
Speaker 2: y'all didn't want me that bad. I know you wasn't
Speaker 2: really looking for me. You can you sent me a pigeon?
Speaker 2: You know? You know I'm out in the street.
Speaker 1: You do you know where the shows I put my
Speaker 1: shows up?
Speaker 2: You know where the fuck I am? Anyway, Yeah, so, just.
Speaker 1: Speaking of putting shows up, Marie Foston dot com is live.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw it. It looks great.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I just wanted to be one simple, clean page.
Speaker 3: I want people to look at it and be like,
Speaker 3: oh she po business.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, it.
Speaker 3: Look like I'm doing more than I am. No or no, no,
Speaker 3: it doesn't. It look like I'm I've done more than
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: Yes, it looks good and it's simple, and it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, okay, well I see her face and I
Speaker 1: definitely want to book that, right.
Speaker 3: I put my resume on there today and my booking information.
Speaker 3: I put my manager's email, but also my emails on
Speaker 3: there too, just in case Kate don't respond. It's booking
Speaker 3: inquiries and then management. Yes, well, yeah, I wanted it
Speaker 3: to be. I went to so many different people's websites.
Speaker 3: I went on people that we know. I went on
Speaker 3: but I didn't want like a comedian goofy page. I
Speaker 3: don't want people to think of me as a clown.
Speaker 3: I want people to be like, oh, she you know she,
Speaker 3: she's a thespian. She acting see, this is a this
Speaker 3: is a solid headshot. I didn't want like comic sands,
Speaker 3: and I didn't want like bubble letters.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be oh no, no, no, that's clean. I
Speaker 2: went on Beyonce dot com. I was like this, I
Speaker 2: don't like this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I do my page, I just want I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I'm to put up like videos and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm just gonna put like a picture
Speaker 1: and where you could contact me and like contact my
Speaker 1: Twitter and my Instagram.
Speaker 2: Put all that in there and like you did, and
Speaker 2: that's it. I think I would like to put a reel,
Speaker 2: but I don't have one yet. So when I get it,
Speaker 2: you don't have a real yet.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're always shooting video and doing people
Speaker 1: web series. Every time I get the footage back, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, this is what you got from this ah,
Speaker 1: and they'll be like a little there's a there's a
Speaker 1: good part of me, And I'm like, ah, is that
Speaker 1: worth putting in the reel?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: I mean, if the real is short, like you can
Speaker 3: have a really short one, like thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I have mad video clips
Speaker 2: of me on stage, so I could put that in
Speaker 2: my reel. Yeah, put a couple of those. Put a
Speaker 2: couple of them.
Speaker 1: Also, if you're trying to do acting stuff, you should
Speaker 1: have acting stuff on there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I have the talking head stuff from vidiots
Speaker 1: and then I have a few things that are all
Speaker 1: scattered every but I gotta rip.
Speaker 2: It off online. That's what I gotta do. Listen, just
Speaker 2: google YouTube to m P four, put the link in.
Speaker 2: That's what you have been doing. You you're otherwise, you're
Speaker 2: waiting for people to send you clips of yourself, and
Speaker 2: they don't do that. They're gonna never right back. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got you. They never said, oh, you know, I
Speaker 2: don't have enough storage. Shut the fuck up. My other other,
Speaker 2: my laptop, it just it blew up the other day.
Speaker 1: That's on my mother's computer, you know, my man my
Speaker 1: external hard drive.
Speaker 2: You know what. That's on that. And I'm currently on
Speaker 2: my typewriter with Wi Fi. I don't have excuses. And
Speaker 2: it's like you, first of all, you have me do
Speaker 2: that whack ass gig for free.
Speaker 1: The least you could do is give me my fucking
Speaker 1: footage up front, Like what are you do?
Speaker 2: Footage front? I want my foot front. You don't want
Speaker 2: it to be up like edited at all, you know,
Speaker 2: like movie, give me my ship.
Speaker 3: You're not paying me, give me my footage now now
Speaker 3: and then. I don't know why I thought websites were
Speaker 3: so much more money. I thought they were a lot
Speaker 3: more expensive. But squares space is a good look. We're
Speaker 3: not sponsored by them, so don't run over there.
Speaker 2: They should.
Speaker 1: They need to fuck we're our sponsorship at I mean
Speaker 1: seeing that everybody's podcasts and stuff. I'm like, this podcast
Speaker 1: is wet, not ours, but theirs. How they get sponsorship,
Speaker 1: how to get thinks to sponsored?
Speaker 2: Thinks?
Speaker 3: Is that the underwear for women who don't want to
Speaker 3: wear tampons which.
Speaker 2: Are nasty ass? Yeah? Yeah, it's a sponge. It's a
Speaker 2: thick panty. Okay, I have them. They're actually chill. You
Speaker 2: are groups they are. I did it because I wanted
Speaker 2: to see how it is.
Speaker 3: How much of those panties cost eighteen dollars for one panty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, but the coverage or you got
Speaker 2: little thongb we got different styles, all styles. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I think. I don't think a thinks panty should come
Speaker 2: in a thumb. It's a thong because when you have
Speaker 2: the light days and you're like, oh, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: put on a thick ass pad for these little drip drops.
Speaker 3: If I'm putting on some blood panties, I feel like
Speaker 3: they should be full coverage, even if it's gonna be
Speaker 3: a light day.
Speaker 2: Nah.
Speaker 1: This it's just like you know when it's when it's
Speaker 1: in that like little light pinkish stage where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 2: A panty line of four cost no eighteen dollars, dude,
Speaker 2: I really want a whole bunch of cotton. I don't know. Listen,
Speaker 2: this is what they have. I tried it. It was cool.
Speaker 1: The thing is is that the whole time I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about this fucking blood in my panties, and then you know,
Speaker 1: blood smells a little after a while.
Speaker 2: How long you're wearing these panties for? You got to
Speaker 2: change them around real good, dude. That's like changing your
Speaker 2: baby's diaper.
Speaker 3: How long do you How often do you have to
Speaker 3: change these panties?
Speaker 2: I mean you could wear it all day, That's how
Speaker 2: panties work. But so you funky? No?
Speaker 1: You funky and dying? I want to I wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: nobody need to like smell me.
Speaker 2: Yo, sir, excuse me? Can you smell my cat? Can
Speaker 2: you smell my cat? So final verdict, you recommend them
Speaker 2: or no? I mean I didn't pay for them, so
Speaker 2: it was cool, But I wouldn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go out dancing in these things. You do
Speaker 1: it because you the commercials though women be dancing they'd
Speaker 1: be at yoga. They're hiking, don't you Why would you yoga?
Speaker 1: Come on, boot, just wait it out. You can last
Speaker 1: four days without doing yoga.
Speaker 2: You're straight. Don't worry. I mean, I mean, I don't
Speaker 2: care about yoga. Yoga is boring of all the of
Speaker 2: all the things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the things was cute. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll do this on a on a random day.
Speaker 1: But like, how like what if I sit too fast
Speaker 1: in my thinks? Is blood gonna splatter everywhere?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: So how does it? What's the science here? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it's like it's.
Speaker 3: Like the blood goes all the way up to the
Speaker 3: waistband of the top of the panting. Somebody passed me
Speaker 3: on this them making the like having a pad in
Speaker 3: the in the crotch part. But it soaks everything up
Speaker 3: and even if you squeeze out the panty, the blood
Speaker 3: doesn't come out, So the blood lives in the panties. Now,
Speaker 3: I guess so does sound like some funky ass straws?
Speaker 3: You got to hand wash them?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I wash them. That's why they not clean.
Speaker 2: I know you don't have to hand washing. Hands are
Speaker 2: too soft, are they do. You see my hands turn
Speaker 2: my hands, I mean they're yellow, but I don't think
Speaker 2: that looks like.
Speaker 1: Through a thousand miles. It looks like I walk on
Speaker 1: my hands and die five hundred maths.
Speaker 2: That's with my hands, like I literally walk in the
Speaker 2: corner store. Your hands look like like I played the violin,
Speaker 2: or like a white lady who keep both falling.
Speaker 1: Actually, Alicia Keys has little nebby hands. Nebby hands.
Speaker 4: She hit nobss you holding with him?
Speaker 2: People don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: There's a video on YouTube now and it's this dude,
Speaker 3: this black dude like uh redid the SpongeBob characters in
Speaker 3: the background, but they're black.
Speaker 2: They're black.
Speaker 1: It's a little fin black like sardines. And they're like,
Speaker 1: what's the order?
Speaker 2: The order?
Speaker 1: It's like customers be like at a restaurant and you
Speaker 1: know they never let me get them, let me get
Speaker 1: up like you know how long they take to figure
Speaker 1: out what they want?
Speaker 2: And what would you.
Speaker 1: Think if you hold the you'll figure it out by
Speaker 1: the time you're done saying the word.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes you get up there and you're like, I
Speaker 1: want this, and then you change your mind.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have an idea in your mind of what
Speaker 3: you want and then you see somebody else in front
Speaker 3: of you get something else, and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that does look good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's how feels in relationships, you know, how
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, I want a relationship, and then
Speaker 1: you see your friend out thriving, all single.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Let me get up. Let me get up.
Speaker 3: You know because when I was in a relationship, you
Speaker 3: were like, ell, that's whack. You have a man, you
Speaker 3: need to leave him because you're And then I left
Speaker 3: him and you got a girlfriend and you were like we're.
Speaker 2: Moving in together. I'm leaving my washer and dryer and
Speaker 2: we're getting cats. And I was like, You're like I
Speaker 2: don't want that. Death don't want that. And then but
Speaker 2: then you saw me at dinner, I was like, I
Speaker 2: didn't even bring my wallet. You're like the gay bad.
Speaker 2: But then you also saw a split several checks before,
Speaker 2: you're like, y'all Venmo in each other. I'm like, my
Speaker 2: boyfriend was trying to get me to download Venmo for
Speaker 2: a whole year. Ah, and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Have enough space in my phone. And then when we
Speaker 3: broke up. I was like, oh, him mad.
Speaker 1: You know that Nigga's so much money, dude everything. If
Speaker 1: I if it was him and I saw you in
Speaker 1: the street, I'm like, excuse me, he don't.
Speaker 2: He don't come downtown down down, Well.
Speaker 3: I mean he's gonna bump into you and you'd like
Speaker 3: so I feel like we need to talk. No, that's
Speaker 3: only gonna happen, like if when I become famous, Like
Speaker 3: he'll see my face on a bus as he's leading
Speaker 3: his house and he'll be like, you know who, I
Speaker 3: need to reach out to Marie for all that money
Speaker 3: she need to venmo me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to do a show about breaking up
Speaker 1: with somebody. And then they become famous and then you
Speaker 1: see their face everywhere and it just reminds you all
Speaker 1: the shit that they used to do, and then it's
Speaker 1: just that journey of trying to get in touch with
Speaker 1: that person. So you're like, hey, I really feel like
Speaker 1: we need to talk because if I'm gonna keep seeing
Speaker 1: your face around here, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But that's like an episode of a show. The whole
Speaker 2: show would be that. No, no, no, that sounds like a short.
Speaker 3: Also, like I feel like it would be funny if
Speaker 3: you finally get to the person and you're like trying
Speaker 3: to get into the hotel room or whatever, or trying
Speaker 3: to get into their the VIP area or whatever, and
Speaker 3: then you finally see that bouncers like no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no no no no no.
Speaker 3: Poor people pass this point like they did get I
Speaker 3: was thinking the same did Kevin Hart at the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, if anybody I had sex with became famous,
Speaker 1: you would find them. I mean, I have a situation
Speaker 1: where the nigga was on the brink and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden.
Speaker 2: I was like, you got a Netflix. God, damn it.
Speaker 1: Like the nigga was on the brink. He was on
Speaker 1: the brink of blowing up. And I was like this
Speaker 1: guy in the Jordan's the God. Really he was at
Speaker 1: the cellar and they're like, oh, he's about to blow up.
Speaker 1: I was like this guy, he looked like you take
Speaker 1: out the trash. He looked like he's he's the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: And they were like, ah, man, you don't know, maybe
Speaker 2: this is just an off day. It was like off day,
Speaker 2: But when one day is this on day a leapyar
Speaker 2: thing every four years, he got an old day. I
Speaker 2: was like, is that a fat farm puffer you got of? My?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Remember the fat farm sneakers that everybody was up estimate? No,
Speaker 2: I never remember that. You don't remember them?
Speaker 3: They were like they looked like the Stan Smiths, but
Speaker 3: they were like they had the.
Speaker 2: P on the side. Nope, never remembered it.
Speaker 1: I only saw them in the magazine and said, an'tbody
Speaker 1: wearing these shits except Russell with his rough cord. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody wearing this shit except that nigga who made them.
Speaker 3: Well, Russell Simmons was one of these me too niggas,
Speaker 3: and I thought it was like John Travolta. Remember they
Speaker 3: said that he like he like harassed a male dude
Speaker 3: that was giving a massage.
Speaker 2: That's what was gonna be the Russell Simmons story too.
Speaker 2: But apparently it's women that he was arresting. Well, this
Speaker 2: is off the record, but on the record because it's
Speaker 2: on the podcast. But you know, I used to serve
Speaker 2: Russ Yes several times and he would come in with
Speaker 2: women that were fairly younger than him.
Speaker 3: Of course it's a cool fifty eight. I thought he
Speaker 3: was a million, and the women are like they'd be
Speaker 3: like twenty gorgeous tall models that in this situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if I'm gonna have anybody on
Speaker 1: my side, but these girls knew what the fuck was up.
Speaker 1: They knew they hanging out with this dude that could
Speaker 1: be the great Uncle yep. And he's obviously taken a
Speaker 1: ride there. He's famous. They're going places, they trying to
Speaker 1: make a name for themselves.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a give and take. It's one of
Speaker 2: those situtions where there's no way that this this young
Speaker 2: girl doesn't know what's up. He's all as fuck. Do
Speaker 2: you think you want to be your friend? He wants
Speaker 2: to be You think this yoga, this yoga retreat, ass
Speaker 2: fat farm having dude is trying to be your friend,
Speaker 2: you are crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I'm gonna be friend with somebody who's
Speaker 3: that old trust and believe they're paying for everything and
Speaker 3: I might could give.
Speaker 2: Up some ass, That's what was the situation. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's what it is. It is. We all got bulls,
Speaker 2: we got dreams, we got goals. I don't want to
Speaker 2: pay my rent. And Russell Simmons is you know here.
Speaker 2: I only got to see him and his wrinkley Seatles
Speaker 2: dick once a week.
Speaker 1: No thank you, and you know he ain't no ass,
Speaker 1: no thanks. I don't he got that sunken severe white man.
Speaker 2: But I mean at the time if I was drinking maybe,
Speaker 2: but sober looking at that, No, I have no patience.
Speaker 3: Once a week, I can't Once every other week you
Speaker 3: have to bang wrestles.
Speaker 2: Oh I can. I can't do it. I literally just
Speaker 2: don't have the tolerance he probably has like a squishy penis.
Speaker 1: I can't even think about actual any penis going in
Speaker 1: my mouth.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about that either any Why are you going there?
Speaker 1: But you said Russell Simmons, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't think of anybody even if.
Speaker 2: And you immediately go to penis in your mouth? Wow,
Speaker 2: you have you have?
Speaker 1: I mean you think he's not asking these girls to
Speaker 1: go down on him?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 1: Do you not think that I have? Like Russell Simmons,
Speaker 1: I have herbies. I don't want you to get it
Speaker 1: on your penis from my mouth is that. I don't
Speaker 1: think any You think you don't have it.
Speaker 2: You don't think he don't have it.
Speaker 1: If Usher Raymond has it, he has it. If Usher
Speaker 1: Raymond has it, everybody has it.
Speaker 2: There's no West. True.
Speaker 1: Everybody in Hollywood does date everybody. Yeah, like, come on, dude,
Speaker 1: if not wearing, no, let's go back. If Usher has it,
Speaker 1: then Chili got it. If Chili got it, then who
Speaker 1: did Chili date? She's dated everybody.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna play this game?
Speaker 1: Yes, let's play six degrees of herbies. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: this one degree of her herparation.
Speaker 2: I feel like t Bo's probably kissed Chili on the
Speaker 2: mouth before, so.
Speaker 3: She got that means warrant, let me give you something
Speaker 3: to think about. That's left eye. But was saying that,
Speaker 3: give you something. She kissed Chili, you get your head
Speaker 3: and well, but then the TLC sung, dude, god jayon
Speaker 3: out of fuzzs, he some herpies.
Speaker 2: You're I need a quit dot nigga.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean honestly, you So you're telling me t
Speaker 1: Ba's and Chill you never kissed before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've never kissed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that these are girls who are famous. So
Speaker 1: if we were famous, I still wouldn't gives you.
Speaker 2: Were you famous? So you drink? I don't drink. So
Speaker 2: if I was wasted, I might have felt I might
Speaker 2: have fell and gainst you. I was looking for a
Speaker 2: lump in your breast. I'm sorry doing the breast exam. Girl.
Speaker 2: We ain't never did no Molly together, Like there could have.
Speaker 1: Been a situation I did Molly with you and he
Speaker 1: was sober. Yeah, and I was basically a babysitting. I
Speaker 1: was trying to make sure niggas don't.
Speaker 2: Touch, don't judge, don't judger. Back up. Basically, I was
Speaker 2: a security guard. You were in my boundary. You were
Speaker 2: my Kevin Costner. That's what I was doing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but okay, so I forgot it. Choc I mean Chili
Speaker 2: stated so many people.
Speaker 1: Who is on that show? She was on that show
Speaker 1: where it was like, fine Chili, A man did Chili
Speaker 1: and the game kiss. The game definitely got it.
Speaker 2: Games got something.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he's so fine, Like really, yes, you think
Speaker 1: the game is fine? Listeners, you don't think the game
Speaker 1: is fine? Please google the game. His name is the game.
Speaker 1: I thought for years his name was just game, and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, it's the game. I'm like, like the
Speaker 1: Weekend but spelled incorrectly. Please look up the game. The
Speaker 1: game looked like he has sex. He has sex, but
Speaker 1: he like dips his penis and hennessy like that's what
Speaker 1: the game looks like.
Speaker 2: No, he's definitely pouring Hennessy on you. Yes, four he
Speaker 2: fucks you? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's okay.
Speaker 2: He's got pretty eyes too. Please those are true blends.
Speaker 2: No they're not.
Speaker 1: He got those those contacts at the mall in Jamaica
Speaker 1: on Jamaica.
Speaker 2: Av He definitely beaten you if you say something crazy
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: The game is choking you while you have said but
Speaker 3: when you pass out.
Speaker 2: Then he comes. It's not it's not for you, that's
Speaker 2: it's for him. Yeah, he's definitely.
Speaker 1: Also, wasn't he a porn star or like a stripper?
Speaker 1: The game looks dirty.
Speaker 3: It's I don't like too many tattoos like that, Like
Speaker 3: it makes your skin look dinger ry.
Speaker 2: So you face tattooed like that, Marie.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you ain't never hooked up with
Speaker 1: a dude that possibly looked a little dirty. O.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm saying, yes, I get it.
Speaker 3: No, they never looked dirty though, they never look dirty.
Speaker 2: I like things that smell nice. Yeah, I'm sure he
Speaker 2: smells good.
Speaker 3: Come on, sis, you tell him out here for the
Speaker 3: face tattoo. Also, but I do need to get a
Speaker 3: hood nigga on the roster for twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: No, that beard looks itchy. His beard looks like it
Speaker 2: has like mites. Yo, You're too fucking difficult, dude. I
Speaker 2: don't like the way you.
Speaker 1: Find in twenty eighteen. That is that looks clean? Let's
Speaker 1: know that you're gonna have on the checklist.
Speaker 2: You're like, is this teeve? How he smell? What he wears?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Dude? I can't money? Does he have money? It's like,
Speaker 2: come on, bitch, like live it up. You can't be
Speaker 2: a hole with all these standards. Yes, I can. You
Speaker 2: gotta let the game bust one. You know what I mean. Hey, hey,
Speaker 2: it's the game. Listening to the to the podcast right
Speaker 2: now in my friend. No, don't bust in nothing in me.
Speaker 2: I'm busy. I just got my website up. The game.
Speaker 2: You can't. Can we look up his real name? What
Speaker 2: is the game's real name?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like Darius Gerard jac On Jason
Speaker 1: ja Oh my god, j j A y c e away.
Speaker 2: I feel like in twenty eighteen, you can fuck a
Speaker 2: jayce On? Why you in la a J.
Speaker 1: Well, the game is California, okay, So when you go
Speaker 1: to LA and you, I don't know, be a hoe whatever.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wait to the end of the trip
Speaker 1: to tell me or are you gonna tell me why
Speaker 1: you're there?
Speaker 2: I was planning on waiting until the end of the
Speaker 2: trip to tell you.
Speaker 3: You think I should tell you while it's happening. I mean,
Speaker 3: so you can report back.
Speaker 1: If you want to maintain a healthy friendship with a
Speaker 1: long distance friendship, I feel like we got to talk at.
Speaker 3: Least once a week. You gotta FaceTime or something. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll FaceTime you from the bed. Okay, so you after
Speaker 3: you didn't hooked up with Nigga.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: No, can you in a nice corner somewhere with some
Speaker 1: good lighting. Just update me once a week.
Speaker 2: Once a week. If you let Jayce on bust bust
Speaker 2: one in that ass, He's not gonna bust one in no. Okay,
Speaker 2: Well listen, you gotta let it. Come on.
Speaker 3: It's the game dating somebody right now? Because I feel
Speaker 3: like he dates hood rats down.
Speaker 2: I think he's single. How old is Jayce on thirty seven?
Speaker 2: Let's see, hold on, he's six four. That's your type.
Speaker 2: That's your type, that's your type. Wow, he's sick. That's
Speaker 2: how tall. He's six four, that's totally you. What could
Speaker 2: be lying?
Speaker 1: He's six to and he's got a he's got a
Speaker 1: big ass chest, he's got a oh his back, girl,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've.
Speaker 2: Seen like his dick per and I feel like it's
Speaker 2: pretty big. It's so big. I don't have insurance though
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy nine seventy nine is I'm not gonna do
Speaker 2: to mathsist thirty nine, thirty eight forty. Yes, yes he's older.
Speaker 2: He's older, but he doesn't look old. Okay, so City,
Speaker 2: I feel like you've lived your whole phase.
Speaker 3: What are some rules that you have for me to maintain,
Speaker 3: you know, the whole lifestyle in La Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, you can't call a friend and ask
Speaker 1: do you think there's no thinking?
Speaker 2: Don't ask.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't gonna I was. Do you think it's
Speaker 3: safe to get No? No, this is what I'll do.
Speaker 3: I'll take pictures of the license plate, send them to you.
Speaker 1: Yes, then the next day report back with you know
Speaker 1: what the stats were? Yes, But I'm saying, like you,
Speaker 1: you can't think too much about it. You just gotta
Speaker 1: go with the flow. But make sure you're safe. Just
Speaker 1: make sure somebody knows where you're going. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: it can't be you then, because you're gonna be in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 2: I'm a messag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gotta be somebody now because there's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. Its three hours and you know my phone
Speaker 1: be delayed so by the time I get some charge
Speaker 1: exact one percent. Yeah, I'm missing for three days. You're
Speaker 1: like just a lot of sacks. Let the let the
Speaker 1: bit be a home.
Speaker 2: She's let my friend a hole. People will be worried.
Speaker 2: I'm like, she had j how it up, hol it up,
Speaker 2: watch it all out, watch it fall out. Yeah. Also
Speaker 2: also ho in.
Speaker 1: You gotta get your your panty game up because I
Speaker 1: know how your panties be.
Speaker 2: Sis. I don't be wearing thick ass think panties. Sis.
Speaker 2: The penny lines and your panty lines be popping. I
Speaker 2: like her panty line. I hate a thung. God, I
Speaker 2: love well. I throw some in there, dude, throw some
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: You gotta let a amigos REGOs whatever amgos, nigga. I
Speaker 1: don't want tot your thong like it's a garter. Oh
Speaker 1: I got a wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta let them do it.
Speaker 1: You gotta get some thongs with some rhinestones and some
Speaker 1: real TEXI some yeah, get some clear successory thongs. I
Speaker 1: want you to be dazzled a funk out of your thongue.
Speaker 1: Somebody listening has a dazzler that we can borrow before Saturday,
Speaker 1: let me know.
Speaker 2: Okay ah. Another thing about being a hoe.
Speaker 1: Preferably, you know, you gotta get a little loose, so
Speaker 1: you gotta have like at least two drinks, just two
Speaker 1: drinks due. But even when you have two, you be
Speaker 1: sipping on it and then the two be lasting for
Speaker 1: the whole night, and it's like you're not really drug Sydney.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're gonna be as a whole girl.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to be present as a
Speaker 3: whe though yes, you can be present, I feel like
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be. I don't want to be drunk.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be like Ebony No from Player
Speaker 2: Players Club. No, I don't want that. Make the money.
Speaker 2: Don't let the money make you.
Speaker 3: That's the movie of the week in Guess You'll are
Speaker 3: Wondering Players Club, And that's also the movie for.
Speaker 2: Do your research and watch that.
Speaker 1: If you haven't this podcast, why do you even know us?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You should be present, But I will tell you
Speaker 2: some of the best nights I can't even remember, man,
Speaker 2: but it's dick in your nose.
Speaker 1: Nose had a good ass time. The nose had a
Speaker 1: good ass time. And and you gotta go to fun spots.
Speaker 1: You gotta go to spots since you wouldn't normally go
Speaker 1: because that's where the fun is at if you go
Speaker 1: to a place that you would go.
Speaker 3: But if I'm gonna be in LA, I'm gonna going
Speaker 3: to places that I wouldn't normally go. Yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 3: any places where like, I'm not gonna be like, is
Speaker 3: this a Checkers?
Speaker 1: I recognize Checkers. I'm going like what, No, that's not
Speaker 1: That's not gonna be my truth on the West Coast.
Speaker 2: Yes, So any any place could be your like ho
Speaker 2: on beyond Okay, anything that you don't want me to
Speaker 2: do while I'm in LA, I.
Speaker 1: Prefer I preferably wouldn't want you to be with beige, man,
Speaker 1: But I feel like you're gonna do it anyway, So.
Speaker 2: It's probably gonna happen at least one time. Yeah, at
Speaker 2: least once. It's fine. What am I gonna do?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: I could just not tell you about that? I mean,
Speaker 2: I just want to have secrets between me and you.
Speaker 2: Do you want that? You don't have We don't have
Speaker 2: any secrets between us. No, Ury. I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: very open.
Speaker 1: I'm more open on this fucking podcast than anybody in
Speaker 1: the fucking world.
Speaker 2: That's because you're dumb. We love you, Sydney Washington.
Speaker 3: I was at this meeting yesterday with Comedy Central not
Speaker 3: to brag, and I was talking to them about how,
Speaker 3: uh we had a drug expert on and everything that
Speaker 3: she said she had done. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: me too. Well when I did mess the first time,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, you told Comedy Central that, dude,
Speaker 3: But they listen to the podcast. Hey, comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well when you go to your meeting
Speaker 2: next week, make sure you reiterate that. Uh you're you're
Speaker 2: sober now, oh, very sober. I hope you. I hope
Speaker 2: you said that. Like my friend whose journey was quite crazy.
Speaker 2: I talked about you.
Speaker 1: Doing Kettemine more than one time, Marie, and there was
Speaker 1: a girl there.
Speaker 3: I was in a meeting. It was six people in there.
Speaker 3: Everybody was like, oh my god. But one person was
Speaker 3: quiet and she was like, honestly, I did kay once
Speaker 3: and it was amazing.
Speaker 2: She did it several times. She was like she was like,
Speaker 2: it was amazing.
Speaker 1: And then this other girl was like, wow, why did
Speaker 1: you do kettymine?
Speaker 3: Did you think it was something else? It's a judgy
Speaker 3: as she's like, what did you think it was? She's
Speaker 3: in a meeting.
Speaker 2: What she looked like the one why would you do
Speaker 2: kedemy short hair? Like, first of all, we're gonna start
Speaker 2: up top, why you should do kedem I made a
Speaker 2: little power point, a little power boy for y'all pointer
Speaker 2: and just be like, well, why you should have ketemine
Speaker 2: in your life? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Honestly, I can't believe you did that. But you just
Speaker 1: threw me under the whole bus depot. How I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sell myself in that bus depot? Will you tell yourself
Speaker 1: how you've been telling yourself?
Speaker 2: Sis?
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was like such well now I'm trying
Speaker 1: to revamp myself.
Speaker 2: But but I'm just like the image. Yes, So no
Speaker 2: more talking about your age. You know, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: drugs that you've done. I haven't told my age in
Speaker 2: a minute. Yes, yes, I haven't. I had to wean
Speaker 2: you out for that.
Speaker 1: I've been throwing I've been throwing fifty out there. I
Speaker 1: said twenty seven to fifty. I said twenty seven dash fifty.
Speaker 2: That's my age. Now, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm trying to revamp it. But I'm also trying
Speaker 1: to see, like, what's fun about me now? Because I
Speaker 1: talk about all this stuff that was fun in the past,
Speaker 1: But what am I doing fun now? I'm in a relationship,
Speaker 1: I'm gay, and I'm sober. It's I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: you terrible? I'm like, how do you sell this? How
Speaker 1: do you make this?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: That's another reason why I feel so disconnected with my
Speaker 1: friends because they know the old me. So I feel
Speaker 1: like I got to wipe all these motherfuckers out of
Speaker 1: my life because I'm like, you knew me when I
Speaker 1: was the one who get the party started. I was
Speaker 1: the one to be like, no, no, no, no, we
Speaker 1: going all the way to west Chester to a party.
Speaker 1: That's that was just west Chester bitch channel one night,
Speaker 1: one night.
Speaker 2: Can we set the scene real quick?
Speaker 3: For those of y'all who don't know what Westchester is,
Speaker 3: It's where white people with money move when they they
Speaker 3: too fancy for the city and they want a yard.
Speaker 1: Yes, Westchester, if you want, if you want a gazebo, west.
Speaker 3: Chester, wrap around porch, Westchester, two car garage, west Chester.
Speaker 1: So we were already at this party, was already four
Speaker 1: four point thirty.
Speaker 2: It was shutting down. It was shutting down, or it
Speaker 2: was done.
Speaker 1: It was shutting down, it was it was closing up,
Speaker 1: and we were trying to figure out somewhere else to
Speaker 1: do because we had already just dropped some more molly
Speaker 1: dropped it. When you say dropped, I mean it's been
Speaker 1: dropped in your mouth, you sweating. Yes, So we already
Speaker 1: are fucked up. But we're like, well, we're not going
Speaker 1: home yet because we already did this other just.
Speaker 2: Do a fresh millege drop it, go home.
Speaker 1: And we knew, damn well, the party was almost over.
Speaker 1: But we live on the edge, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like, we'll see where this goes.
Speaker 2: So y'all, y'all, your eyes are all bloodshot, your mouth
Speaker 2: is like your teeth are grading each other.
Speaker 1: No, girl, I was twenty five at the time, so
Speaker 1: I was always fresh faced, always moisturized. People would see
Speaker 1: me at like seven o'clock in the morning, like, did
Speaker 1: you just get up?
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, bitch, I'm black.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm black, haven't been to I don't sleep.
Speaker 2: I'm up. It's still tomorrow for me. Woke, I stay alive.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So we're at the party and then somebody get a
Speaker 1: text from this dude who's goott like lives in this
Speaker 1: mansion in the Westchester and he got all the drugs
Speaker 1: and all the drinks.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, should we go? But where were
Speaker 2: y'all at the party? That was at four o'clock? We
Speaker 2: were somewhere in midtown.
Speaker 1: Y'all went from how do you get to Westchester? You
Speaker 1: took a train? You have took a car.
Speaker 2: This guy got a car for us. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: They got the car.
Speaker 1: They were like, okay, he's going to get a car
Speaker 1: for us, and we're gonna I had just I had
Speaker 1: gotten out of work met them at this party and
Speaker 1: then they were like, oh boom. As soon as I
Speaker 1: got there, I was like, yo, where drugs at?
Speaker 2: I do the drugs? And then they're like up lights
Speaker 2: the fuck.
Speaker 3: Like and then the less and the like this is
Speaker 3: the last one of the night man, dude, you that's
Speaker 3: the song that I always played at the end of
Speaker 3: the night. Yeah, that White People's House.
Speaker 2: No No. But they were playing like a house music
Speaker 2: version of that, so it was like.
Speaker 1: They were playing the the remix with something like that. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so everybody's like, ah, should we go? I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: we're all going. So it was like five of us,
Speaker 1: So y'all secure the car. H The car ride is
Speaker 1: an hour and a half at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's how far it is. That means there's no traffic
Speaker 1: at four am. But it still took an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. It was so fucked So I'm there.
Speaker 2: So you get there six am.
Speaker 1: I took a nap. I took a nap in the
Speaker 1: car because I was like, I'm too wired.
Speaker 2: Drugs just hitting your bloodstream.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I still got to close my eyes because
Speaker 1: I gotta be ready for this other party. So we
Speaker 1: get there. We see a girl who's kind of like
Speaker 1: in a robe or whatever. She don't live there. I
Speaker 1: was like, in a row, Yeah, I knew the girl.
Speaker 1: I was like, Teresa, what are you doing? Sas like
Speaker 1: I've been here for I've been here for seven days.
Speaker 1: I said, what, I came here seven days ago for
Speaker 1: a party and I haven't left Yetteresa.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what happened is Teresa also got a
Speaker 3: car ride a car to Westchester, and she was waiting
Speaker 3: for the car to take her back.
Speaker 2: She said, I said, is is this a halfway house?
Speaker 2: What's going on here? But it's a mansion. What did
Speaker 2: the mansion look like?
Speaker 1: In my mind, it looks like the Britney Spears music
Speaker 1: video where she's with Tache that sleepover mansion. When I
Speaker 1: say mansion, bitch is very loose man, it was a
Speaker 1: two point two point one bag.
Speaker 2: It's a three bedroom too bad.
Speaker 3: Mansion's mansioned to me. It's not like an EMPTV crackhouse.
Speaker 3: It was like when they called it a mansion because
Speaker 3: it had a mailbox.
Speaker 1: It was like when the Red Man went to newarkm
Speaker 1: TV Cribs.
Speaker 2: And the screen door was ripped.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, that Redman episode is the
Speaker 3: one episode of Cribs that I remember more than anything else.
Speaker 3: Any who, any who, So I'm there in this You're
Speaker 3: in this cracked in.
Speaker 2: Cracked in with a porch. No, but it's real nice,
Speaker 2: like the hardware, floors. Everything looked clean, the walls are still.
Speaker 2: I was on drugs, so everything looked clean and white.
Speaker 2: But that was just the drugs. So then there's a
Speaker 2: party room. So there's like a disco ball. They've got lights.
Speaker 3: How big is the party room? Probably be sizes my
Speaker 3: living room. No, it's a little bit bigger than this,
Speaker 3: like Elasa's room, my roommates room. It's like this plus
Speaker 3: your plus your room plus your roommate's room.
Speaker 2: It's big. It's a party with my entire party. Yet
Speaker 2: it's a real party room. So they got bottles of
Speaker 2: gray Goose, they got all types of mixers, Andy, all
Speaker 2: this stuff, and I'm like, okay, we could they turn
Speaker 2: the music on the guy's houses.
Speaker 1: He's a DJ, so he's gonna be playing music all night.
Speaker 1: So I was like, don't even have to worry about
Speaker 1: the music. Then they pull out what I thought was cocaine. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: let's get into it.
Speaker 3: It was but you had already done molly, yes, So
Speaker 3: for me, like, I can't imagine mix molly and weed, yes,
Speaker 3: but I can imagine mixing molly with cocaine.
Speaker 2: You mix everything, or cocaine with anything, You mix anything,
Speaker 2: that's free.
Speaker 1: If I had to, if I paid for the molly,
Speaker 1: I would not mix it with cocaine. But since it
Speaker 1: was not my drugs, I said, hey, let's mix some
Speaker 1: drugs up. I'm not what, sis, listen, I don't even
Speaker 1: want to mix alcohol with drugs.
Speaker 2: You mixing trust with drugs? Drugs A and classic drugs, drugs, alcohol.
Speaker 3: Hard narcotics. Okay, go ahead. But it was free, so
Speaker 3: I get they kind of are all the same.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: So you thought it was cocaine, you on molly, you
Speaker 1: had been drinking. You were like, well, let's just add
Speaker 1: it was meth.
Speaker 2: It was meth, And I was like, oh, now I
Speaker 2: know why this bitch has been here for seven days.
Speaker 2: What meth was for poor people? Rich people do math,
Speaker 2: yes they do, because it's expensive. It's nice.
Speaker 3: But people who ain got no teeth and chopping Walmart
Speaker 3: do math and trailers.
Speaker 1: No, Sis, It's like it's like over fifty dollars a
Speaker 1: bag for a little.
Speaker 3: Pretty much as a little bag of cocaine. Cause I
Speaker 3: don't know, I wasn't. I've never paid for drugs in
Speaker 3: my life, but I feel like like an of dollars
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. So methods half the price of cocaine. Yes,
Speaker 3: but how much does crack cost?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Don't ask me these stupid crack.
Speaker 1: Every time we get on this on the podcast, it
Speaker 1: goes back to something about drug related and I look
Speaker 1: like the drug mule.
Speaker 2: Because you are drug mules. Not I've never heard in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: I just want the listeners to know that I am
Speaker 1: not this person anymore. I've lived the life, but I
Speaker 1: am no longer the like. Okay, shout out to Comedy Central.
Speaker 2: Right now, I have the story and I still have
Speaker 2: my teeth, so.
Speaker 1: Please, and these are her original teeth, I mean most
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get some TV. I want to
Speaker 1: go all out. I want to go there.
Speaker 2: I want to have glasses on and I want to
Speaker 2: have like a little little veil on. I want to
Speaker 2: make it like wedding.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, my TV teeth, the teeth that I have
Speaker 3: right now, they have been like white, and I'm a
Speaker 3: tiny bit I don't want them to be too white.
Speaker 1: I mean, my TV teeth is me getting in visent
Speaker 1: line because I have a good smile.
Speaker 2: My teeth. My teeth are decent.
Speaker 1: I just have spaces on the side, so literally, and
Speaker 1: that could have been from the Maley of Myth anyway.
Speaker 2: From the med.
Speaker 1: Y'all said, you got your meth teeth, Your myth teeth
Speaker 1: are gonna get you on TV though.
Speaker 2: No, my meth story is going to get me on
Speaker 2: TV intervention. No, they're just gonna be like, wow, you
Speaker 2: went through all of this.
Speaker 1: Well, I told my I told my roovie story last
Speaker 1: night and people were literally blown away. They were literally like,
Speaker 1: there's no way that this story is true. And I said,
Speaker 1: this is bits and pieces of stories, but yes, this
Speaker 1: is all of this is mainly true, mainly true.
Speaker 2: Well, I lie when I'm on stage, so have you
Speaker 2: ever come see me? Just know that I'm lying to you.
Speaker 2: I mean. Anyway, we ended up staying at this dude's
Speaker 2: place for a day and a half and then he
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 1: We had to get our friend who had a car
Speaker 1: to get us. Yes, we were like what We were like, dude,
Speaker 1: we don't know when we're going back.
Speaker 3: You didn't have nothing to do, You said a day
Speaker 3: and a half, So y'all get there at seven o'clock
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: You're there. It was, say you're there until Monday, afternoon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am judging you so hard right now.
Speaker 1: I know, and that's that's the thing. I'll be bearing
Speaker 1: my soul to you. And I know that you be
Speaker 1: judging me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. I know that that's because I'm a
Speaker 2: good friend. No, no, this, But how are you going
Speaker 2: to judge the past? That's the past?
Speaker 3: You know who I am right now. I love that
Speaker 3: you lived so much. I think it's fantastic because you're pretty.
Speaker 3: If you were ugly and you'd lived all that stuff,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, obviously, but fantastic friend. And that
Speaker 3: we sure wouldn't because that's how I met you. Oh,
Speaker 3: she's hideo. You know, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: My mouth is dry, but I always get worried. I'm like, dude, man,
Speaker 1: I devoled so much. I don't hold back. And there's
Speaker 1: still more, there's still.
Speaker 2: After I are you not telling us it?
Speaker 1: Listen, everybody listening to the podcast right now is curious
Speaker 1: as to what you hold it back.
Speaker 2: You should diveold everything. We're fam There's just there's just more.
Speaker 2: There's just what more? What more than myth is there
Speaker 2: that you're not telling us? Are we gonna name this
Speaker 2: more than meth?
Speaker 1: More than man, I just can't believe that that was
Speaker 1: my life for several years.
Speaker 2: I did tell Comedy Central that you did these things
Speaker 2: for several years. Why are you selling all this stuff
Speaker 2: about me.
Speaker 3: At the meeting because you weren't there. So I was like, well,
Speaker 3: you kiss, you want to know who sitting is? She
Speaker 3: did meth for several years and.
Speaker 1: Horse tranquilizer, Marie, she thought it was cat tranquilizer.
Speaker 2: Are you just like that's a big ass cat? Are
Speaker 2: you trying to get me? Not?
Speaker 3: On Comedy Central, cis Honestly when you go just they
Speaker 3: thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because white people think that shit is funny. You know.
Speaker 2: Every time I tell a black person my story, they're like, day,
Speaker 2: like I'm a pray for you.
Speaker 1: They're like, honestly, well, they think that I'm a survivor too,
Speaker 1: because they're like, Wow, you went through all of that
Speaker 1: and you still look like that and you're still in
Speaker 1: good spirits.
Speaker 2: I'm like the good spirits, I'm actually quite.
Speaker 1: Depressed, but you But I won't let my exes know that.
Speaker 2: No, obviously not. They don't know. But I've been through
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when I go home, I'm like I can't
Speaker 1: believe I've been through that.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Whenever I pulled, I just blast Mary J. Blige in
Speaker 1: my apartment sometimes you mean.
Speaker 2: In Adrian's apartment? You really?
Speaker 1: I mean did you tell the did you tell Comedy
Speaker 1: Central that she lives in an apartment that's not hers?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't tell that.
Speaker 1: That's something you could have felt like it was not
Speaker 1: my place, God, it was my place.
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything like that. You told me in confidence.
Speaker 3: I said, like stuff that like has been shared on
Speaker 3: the podcast with you know, a couple thousand of our
Speaker 3: closest friends. Yeah, you know, I plugged your one woman
Speaker 3: show that's coming up in March. What's the date, eighteenth?
Speaker 3: March eighteenth? And where at the dupelea at the Dupe
Speaker 3: I plugged the show and they're like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: try to.
Speaker 2: Come to that.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, as where I am right now,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, damn, should I have said all
Speaker 1: this shit? Like I had no manager, I had know
Speaker 1: nothing when I was telling all these stories before.
Speaker 3: And what does your manager think? He thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: So he's a white man, so yeah, it's hilarious. That's
Speaker 3: all I was like, damn, do I need Toby Black? No,
Speaker 3: because you're you're doing like a I'm Black And I'd
Speaker 3: laugh at you all the time, at oh at atu
Speaker 3: all the time, fool foolish laugh. But you're like, you're
Speaker 3: like the young You're like baby Tiffany hat Is. Her
Speaker 3: story is crazy too, and she I mean took her
Speaker 3: a long time to get to where she's now, but
Speaker 3: her story is insane. She was like homeless for a while,
Speaker 3: living out of her car, Her mom was abusive, the
Speaker 3: dad tried to kill them.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's like a sad story that she turned
Speaker 1: to humor. I don't necessarily have a sad story. It
Speaker 1: was kind of like, how did you get to point A?
Speaker 1: Doing math that you think was cocaine is pretty sad
Speaker 1: to me. Really doing kennamine that you thought it was
Speaker 1: a cat tranqualizer is pretty sad to me. Really, City,
Speaker 1: it's not not sad, it's not happy. These are not happy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, this is people living their life. Man,
Speaker 2: you got your life, you got one knows to live.
Speaker 2: When you were let me let me ask you this
Speaker 2: question before we wrap this up. When you were doing
Speaker 2: all these drugs and going to Westchester. How many other
Speaker 2: black people were in the room.
Speaker 3: There were absolutely, no, absolutely, And I knew that that
Speaker 3: was a rhetorical question.
Speaker 2: Sis. I knew it was just you and Basion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, I just want to tell
Speaker 1: my white friends that this has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1: This was all me because I had so many different
Speaker 1: groups of friends. Remember that, I don't believe that you
Speaker 1: had black group of friends. I did not have a
Speaker 1: group of black friends. But I'm telling you that this
Speaker 1: is different groups of wife. The people that I was
Speaker 1: doing met with were not the friends.
Speaker 2: That I was at Rose Bar, not the people at Refrabs,
Speaker 2: not the people that you know now, these are other
Speaker 2: part I met your old roommate and I was like,
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Shout out to city.
Speaker 3: We were at a party last summer and Sydney was like,
Speaker 3: does anybody have an extra tooth.
Speaker 2: For this man? He needs an extra tooth. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: my godsmissing the tooth.
Speaker 1: But he's actually a very sweetheart and I love him
Speaker 1: dearly and I'm so glad that we went through the
Speaker 1: things that we did. But yeah, you know, I was
Speaker 1: not it was different groups of friends because I had
Speaker 1: a friend coming to me, and they're like, Sidney, the
Speaker 1: way you portray some of your friends, it's like, which
Speaker 1: friends are you talking? I feel like you need to
Speaker 1: point out the friends. I thought it was your rosebud
Speaker 1: refrab friends. I thought it was Rose bar Refrash.
Speaker 2: Oh. And remember I told you there was a whole
Speaker 2: time when I just went out by myself.
Speaker 1: I didn't even go with them because I knew that
Speaker 1: they're like, bitch, were not down for this, you crazy?
Speaker 1: Honestly think about it now, those friends are all too
Speaker 1: pretty to do meth. Absolutely not. They would never even
Speaker 1: if I said it. They even like molly and stuff.
Speaker 2: They don't do that really, but I feel like they
Speaker 2: do cocaine. They do that nose.
Speaker 1: Candy because that's like, you know, that's like a penthouse
Speaker 1: party drug. Yeah, but you know they're all having babies,
Speaker 1: going Thailand. They're doing stuff now that it was a phase,
Speaker 1: you know, And.
Speaker 2: It was an ear phase. Yes, everybody. Everybody has moved
Speaker 2: past that. And now I'm trying to pick up the pieces.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all I got is this fucking story.
Speaker 2: What am I doing? Now?
Speaker 3: It's a show, it's a TV show, it's a movie.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's not a TV show. Maybe it's a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta write it, you gotta, you gotta write Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I just feel like there's enough stories of black
Speaker 1: people and women doing drugs, being in a hole. Like
Speaker 1: you gotta have uplifting stories.
Speaker 2: Well at the end, you you turn it into like
Speaker 2: a Tyler Perry.
Speaker 3: At the end, Shamar Moore has a lace front braidwig
Speaker 3: on bit and he takes you to church or something.
Speaker 3: Vanessa Williams bakes a pie. I don't know, Sis, Come on,
Speaker 3: you gotta think about this.
Speaker 1: I gotta think about it because it is my life.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man the way I At the end of.
Speaker 3: The movie, Loretta Devine is there and she she says, oh,
Speaker 3: she's not watching me across the street and she looks,
Speaker 3: and you're watching.
Speaker 2: I want Regina. I want Regina King or Hall of
Speaker 2: one of them reginas in to play what you she
Speaker 2: too buffed Tola.
Speaker 1: Have you seen her arms? You got them them gumby arms.
Speaker 1: Her arms are super buff.
Speaker 2: I do have gumby arms. I was looking at her
Speaker 2: some pictures. I was like, but you gotta go to
Speaker 2: the gym work my arms out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's talk about these pictures that we
Speaker 3: took at the last show. That wig was a shiny ass,
Speaker 3: terrible mess.
Speaker 2: That's why I can't go to LA because I don't
Speaker 2: have muscles yet. And when I get my muscles together,
Speaker 2: I'll go there. I have muscles, but they're like paper mache.
Speaker 2: I haven't been in the gym since December. You still
Speaker 2: look great.
Speaker 1: I mean that that wig you came to the show
Speaker 1: that wig was I was really surprised at you jeek
Speaker 1: m that we was bad.
Speaker 2: It was not a Black History Mother wig at all.
Speaker 2: It was definitely a January That was a January wig.
Speaker 2: That was definitely a January wig. That week was trash.
Speaker 1: But you see, I'm working on other wigs now, my
Speaker 1: my ethnic pieces. Now that's our audition WI my authentic
Speaker 1: black girl hair.
Speaker 2: It looks cute. I like it. You know that. You
Speaker 2: know what wig that is. I warned that last year.
Speaker 2: But you know, I'm just doing reason until I do
Speaker 2: my hair before I go to California. So that's what's
Speaker 2: what's happening. So so the lesson that we learned is
Speaker 2: I should not get in a card to party for
Speaker 2: an hour and a half when I'm in La because
Speaker 2: I might do meth. I feel like I'm a bad friend.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to work on being better friends.
Speaker 2: Why what you mean?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like I, how are you a bad
Speaker 1: You're I feel like you're the best friend that most.
Speaker 2: People could ever want. Really, you're a good friend.
Speaker 1: You'd be remembering things, you'd be remed backs when they
Speaker 1: look d You ask questions, and you seem like you care.
Speaker 3: You check it out. Others you'd be like, I just
Speaker 3: wanted to make sure you're okay. You buy gifts.
Speaker 1: You'd be buying flowers for people birthday parties, people that
Speaker 1: I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, why are you buying? Really, we don't even really
Speaker 2: like her? And you'd like, I gotta get flowers for
Speaker 2: her birthday show? And I'm like, wow, wait, who did
Speaker 2: I get flowers?
Speaker 3: I don't know, But when I met you, every time
Speaker 3: you were doing somebody's birthday show, you were stopping at
Speaker 3: some corner Bow Diaggade store to.
Speaker 2: Get some flowers. That's when I have money. It broke me.
Speaker 2: Has come all the way out, like I'm not as thoughtful.
Speaker 2: You see what kind of gloves I got your ass?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the real me. That was
Speaker 2: a bad friend.
Speaker 1: That was a one time I was a bad friend, Marie, right,
Speaker 1: But I'm saying I told I just said that you're
Speaker 1: the best friend that most people could ask for, but
Speaker 1: that when you got me those Christmas gloves, that was
Speaker 1: you being a bad friend, a poor friend.
Speaker 2: It was more so poor friend. A poor friend is
Speaker 2: a bad friend. I want a rich friend. I think
Speaker 2: we should end on that note. Hook is d a
Speaker 2: f u kk. I thought it was a bit of
Speaker 2: q oh, I said, d a f u q hook.
Speaker 2: This is fun.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm gonna miss these long ast uh these long
Speaker 1: ast recorded chats with you. Really, I mean, we had
Speaker 1: a way to record a phone conversation. Let's see, we
Speaker 1: could plug into the board.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can.
Speaker 1: I mean, the the whole situation is that we don't
Speaker 1: have equipment. So that's why I want you all to
Speaker 1: slide on over to Patreon become a member, because you know,
Speaker 1: the money that you put towards Patreon, we put towards.
Speaker 3: The podcast, honestly, and we just got our first little
Speaker 3: Patreon check.
Speaker 2: I was like, it was just in time.
Speaker 3: I almost didn't send you your half because I was like,
Speaker 3: I mean, I set up the account. Wow, Marie, but
Speaker 3: I sent you, I told you what the total was
Speaker 3: that I divided it in half.
Speaker 1: And I sent it to very honest. I appreciate you
Speaker 1: said that, like you're not that honest. I'm always honest, Okay.
Speaker 1: I always feel like I try to give more more.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, Well, Sydney, what time? When's the next show in February? Ah,
Speaker 1: on the twenty eighth. It's the last day. We got
Speaker 1: Roy Wood Junior.
Speaker 2: He's going to do it the Daily Show.
Speaker 1: And Amina, She's like, am I taking Marie's spot? I said, no,
Speaker 1: you're getting a spot.
Speaker 2: Wow. People are like real hot. And then I'm trying
Speaker 2: to find two more people to do to that I
Speaker 2: saw last night. Oh you want black people?
Speaker 1: You don't want Okay, it's a black History Monk show
Speaker 1: because it is the last day of the year, of
Speaker 1: the month month, and I should not be rude in.
Speaker 3: Book White people. Yeah, white people, even though I love them,
Speaker 3: I like white people. I'm not going to say love.
Speaker 3: That's a strong word. Okay, So go on to Patreon
Speaker 3: check that out. Sydney's show. Her one woman show is
Speaker 3: going to be March eighteenth. Yeah, that's a Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 3: That's a Sunday Sunday, March eighteenth at the Duplex. You
Speaker 3: hit her up for the tickets, yes, And then you
Speaker 3: gotta go on Marie Foston dot com because the website
Speaker 3: is really cute and I.
Speaker 2: Want you guys to join my mailing list. Share it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great and all my dates. If
Speaker 3: you're based in LA, or you're close enough to LA
Speaker 3: that you want to be weird and drive to a show,
Speaker 3: you could do that. But just know that if you're creepy,
Speaker 3: you will be banned for life.
Speaker 2: For life, alright, Love you guys, Bye bye