WEBVTT - Bye Bye Marie

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hey, how's they already doing? Sydney? How are you? Hey, Marie,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm sick, but I'm great, you know, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>we sound like the same man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, it's it's rough, except you sound like a man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like inner Josh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know, you seem like you have energy me

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm holding on by by a thread.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how long have you been awake, dude? Let's let's

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<v Speaker 3>let's take a step back. Awake for a couple hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Up at eight am? Okay, and m interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't because I wake up congested and I can't breathe.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wake up early because I'm literally dying. Now

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<v Speaker 2>you know how fat people feel? Ew? Did I just

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<v Speaker 2>say ills fat people? That's so rude. So sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>the larger people that are past. My bad, My bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat people like to laugh. Hi, fat friends. I like

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<v Speaker 2>to call them large. I don't know if large is

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<v Speaker 2>better than fast, thick? Actually thick. I like thick because

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<v Speaker 2>thick means you have shame. There's that energy.

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<v Speaker 3>Think is a word that is thrown around in the

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<v Speaker 3>black community inappropriately.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's not thick. Some of y'all are fat. Damn Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>This is no body shaming. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 3>Unofficial expert, and I'm the unofficial expert of people not

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<v Speaker 3>knowing what the thick means.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, I don't like to call people, you know, fat.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lie because if something happens, if there's a

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<v Speaker 1>crime that's committed.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the whole thing. The fat guy fell.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, you said, guy, I called men fat. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have no problem shaming a man. You'd like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a fat lady that fell.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no no. And then he hit this fat lady. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like, you don't say she was like the thick

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<v Speaker 2>lady she looked at she was in King's magazine. Jay,

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<v Speaker 2>damn lie. No, no, we're starting a rude up up.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I think we have to start off pretty

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<v Speaker 2>rude so people know, oh, this is the right podcast

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<v Speaker 2>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>And is it really rude? Like I mean, I remember

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<v Speaker 3>you said the King magazine. Are those magazines still out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes they are. They are.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's buying those thick King magazine cover model quote unquote

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<v Speaker 3>model magazines?

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<v Speaker 1>Niggas in jail. That's like two packs of cigarettes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>people will be sending it to the dudes in jail beating.

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<v Speaker 1>They dis to the double Lexit magazine. You know that's

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<v Speaker 1>little Kim.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how many did they get? Can they bring

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<v Speaker 2>that back? I think Cisco's probably fat now, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you know that he is pleasantly plump.

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<v Speaker 1>He did a concert with Maya and she was done

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<v Speaker 1>up and he was there in like a track suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye. But it was like one of those housewives, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>running some errands track suits.

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<v Speaker 1>So they had Ryan stones, had the rhymestones and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like and it said juicy on the button.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that's exactly when you said he had on

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<v Speaker 3>a track suit. That's what I envisioned.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was like running errands. He's like running to

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<v Speaker 2>the post office, real qol. He had on like slides,

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh. He's like good socks going to bergdoms with

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<v Speaker 2>the girls. He had like girls with the girls, and

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<v Speaker 2>he had like a hat visor type situation. It was sad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Maya's in here in like a leather

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<v Speaker 1>She had like a leather skirt and then she had

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<v Speaker 1>something with her braids and something her hair braids.

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<v Speaker 2>She was doing a lot. I was like Okay, Maya

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<v Speaker 2>was not doing enough. No, she was. She looked good.

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<v Speaker 2>She looked good.

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<v Speaker 1>Listeners Google Cisco and Maya current concert and did.

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<v Speaker 2>They perform at a mall, because in my mind that's

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<v Speaker 2>where it was. He performed near anti As There.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a cinnabun on one side and a Brookstone

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<v Speaker 3>on Krispy Kream in the back. Fancisco probably had donut

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<v Speaker 3>crumbs on his chest.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, it's all about me, Me, me,

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<v Speaker 2>You really unleashed dragon. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a dragon chain on. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think he's in the dragons anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a certain there's a certain type of

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<v Speaker 1>man that's into like kung fu and dragons and fireballs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're called nerds. No, I don't think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>nerd thing, don't. I really don't think it's a cool dude.

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<v Speaker 2>You notice, like, yeah, you know, I'm really into these

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<v Speaker 2>ugo cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, not a single cool man that you In the

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<v Speaker 1>early two thousands, everybody was trying to early two thousands.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in high school in the early two thousands,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't care about it, but there was dudes who

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<v Speaker 1>were getting tattoos of like dragons and dragons were popping

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<v Speaker 1>in the early two thousands. I remember people would wear

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<v Speaker 1>those oversized silk button up shirts dragon on the back. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're still popular because of who Game of Throat They're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not still popular. Dragons are cool Game of Thrones, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Not on a shirt. You don't want to date a dude.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want a day to do with a dragon blouse.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's not my No, that don't make me whit.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever I see a guy in a dragon shirt that

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<v Speaker 1>he's usually at the airport's.

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<v Speaker 2>Pull a call around, pull a somebody's dad. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>why can't I get in one of these golf carts?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a bad knee? Yeah yeah, yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 2>a dragon shirt. You're obviously old. Those are hand me

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<v Speaker 2>downs exactly. That's a mess. Mmmm. Anyway, roasing men's fashion

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<v Speaker 2>is a good rant for a little bit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're doing uh, we're trying to do these podcasts while.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be in La yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So for on paper, I keep saying a month, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna be going until April.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, so you gonna miss me now? Actually, no, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>me too.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, you know what, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the perfect time for Marie to leave, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I can, uh, you know, spirit your wings and fly. No,

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<v Speaker 2>just not talk to somebody every day. I talk to

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<v Speaker 2>Adrian everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't talk to you every day anymore though, No,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, she going to la I can.

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<v Speaker 2>You're weeding yourself off me? Yes, hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I think the listeners want to know if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have a replacement for the month and a

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<v Speaker 1>half that I'm gone.

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<v Speaker 2>People are sliding in my DMC. People are asking me

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<v Speaker 2>if they can slide into Marria slide there.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, people are like, so Ree's leaving And I just wondered, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you can go to tea sometimes, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, how are you gonna do the show?

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<v Speaker 1>And what are you gonna do for for the hot box?

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<v Speaker 2>White women? White women. I was like, you would have

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<v Speaker 2>to be black for you to replace Y.

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna pop up and Zoe sell down a black face,

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<v Speaker 3>Nina Simone black face.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, uh, I don't know. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 2>good on my own. How many people have messaged you?

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<v Speaker 1>Five? Five people? Yeah? Wow, Yeah, it was really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're like, oh, Marie's going to LA, so what

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<v Speaker 1>are you guys gonna do a podcast? Was like, what

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean what are we gonna do with the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>We gonna keep thriving, What do you mean what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna do? Well? Can I be? I know

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not funny or anything, but can I also be

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast since Marie's not gonna be there to

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<v Speaker 2>be mean and cut me down?

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<v Speaker 1>White women are disrespectful? Shout out to all the rude

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<v Speaker 1>white women listening to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are my, I want to say, least favorite, but

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<v Speaker 3>also my favorite type of white women.

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<v Speaker 2>What the rude bold ones? What you like? Sis? Who

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<v Speaker 2>are you in this confidence from? I mean, listen, nobody's

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<v Speaker 2>replacing you because he replaceable to the left left? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I literally have no energy for anyone, not even myself.

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<v Speaker 2>So has Adrian asked you if she could do the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast instead of me? She said, how come you guys

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<v Speaker 2>haven't had me on yet? That's what she is. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we have Adrian on? Let's have one. What does she

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<v Speaker 2>want to be? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just sit down and talk to her. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a painful episode. No, it's not it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be good. I'm already hurt. Mustna, it's gonna be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm sick because what happens is when

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<v Speaker 1>me and you were together, we were like Adrian, ha ha.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when you get with Adrian and you're like, oh, Sydney, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she does this and they do that, and then I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is this gang up on Sydney day?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you're a pretty easy target, I really am.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's not right.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you guys, It's okay, not right, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>fucking right. Let's have her on the pod.

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<v Speaker 3>So you want us to gang up on you, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what you're saying, No, because you want he on the one.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what's gonna happen. I want us to chat

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<v Speaker 3>it up. I mean we could just shop, but we

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<v Speaker 3>could roast Adrian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, give me some give me the inside scoop on Adrian,

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<v Speaker 3>so that like, I know what I should say.

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<v Speaker 2>Bray, I tell you everything. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>And I know she just got laid off, but she's

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<v Speaker 2>still Yeah, why are you telling my girls business? You've

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<v Speaker 2>already had everybody listening, knows it sounds worse every.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna turn your thing off down because you loud

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<v Speaker 3>on people.

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<v Speaker 2>You're blowing people's headphones speakers. I just I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you've already talked about that on the podcast. She's unimplored,

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<v Speaker 2>but she's making more money than both of us still know.

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<v Speaker 2>She just got another gig for next week. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>how the fuck are you getting all these gigs? She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if I do well, then i'll have it for a

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<v Speaker 2>month and then I won't have to work for April,

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<v Speaker 2>April and May. I was like, are you fucking kidding here? Wow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's setting up for April and May. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean because she has a rate. When you freelance,

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking you give them whatever price you want.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what a day. This is what I get

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<v Speaker 2>paid a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I know people who are freelanced, you know, sometimes they

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<v Speaker 1>be coming back at you with like a no, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't pay that.

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<v Speaker 2>No. But she's making money. She's really good at her job.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell is her job? I don't know me,

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<v Speaker 2>you ain't got no job. No, But she.

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<v Speaker 1>Does have a job, and she's really good. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>jack of all trades. She could do whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think they call them lesbians of all trades. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I had nothing to do with gender. It's just she

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<v Speaker 2>could do it. Honest. See, I think for a women,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Jill of all trade, Jill of all trades.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean she here's a lesbian, so Jack, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>She's I mean, she just got another gig. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just sitting there like I was, well, I'm working on

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<v Speaker 1>my one woman's show.

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<v Speaker 2>What you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, I'm making money, I know, to support, to

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<v Speaker 1>support you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a kept woman. She's like, you really are a

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<v Speaker 2>one woman show.

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<v Speaker 1>But Adrian's doing the lighting and the sound.

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<v Speaker 2>She owns the buildings.

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<v Speaker 1>So sad, she's booking, she's printed out the flyers.

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<v Speaker 2>So depressed. It's I can't. I was like, I was

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<v Speaker 2>depressed a little bit the other day too. It's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>why so.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't want to bring the mood down

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<v Speaker 1>or anything, but I'm quite poor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna be like, well, I found

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<v Speaker 1>a lump in my breast, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't check my breast even saying you poor since

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<v Speaker 2>we started.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, But the other day I got to look at

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<v Speaker 3>my account and I was like, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 3>have to make money in LA or else you will.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't afford to like you live, dude. Honestly, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even stress it. There's people surviving in LA and.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't yet. Those are called homeless people. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking to somebody who said that she knows

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<v Speaker 3>this guy who had money and lived in a house

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<v Speaker 3>in San Francisco, and he lost the house and now

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<v Speaker 3>he can't find a place to stay with him and

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<v Speaker 3>his big ass dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog gotta go, two dogs. Both the dogs got

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<v Speaker 1>in the park or or or the dogs gotta work. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, they gotta work. They can leave service dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>He got two big ass, hairy ass dogs. And he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>I want to be with my dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I said that sounds real white of him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you don't like animals, so you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>worry about somebody like bringing you down.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not gonna let it. It's not it's not about

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<v Speaker 3>not getting in because of my dogs. It's not getting

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<v Speaker 3>in because of my credit. My credit is my two

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<v Speaker 3>big dogs. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like it says that your credit is two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's other pages coming I think the rest of

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<v Speaker 3>my credits on these other pages.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a lie. Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like, you know, it's gonna be so much

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<v Speaker 1>going on during pilot season.

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<v Speaker 2>People are looking for jobs. Yes, he says, everybody in

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<v Speaker 2>their mom is going to be in la. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got up today and I was looking up,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like how much actors paid get paid for

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<v Speaker 3>like episodes of things, and all the articles were really depressing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like these networks don't want to pay the

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<v Speaker 3>stars get this much. And then like actors that used

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<v Speaker 3>to make a couple thousand in a couple of days

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<v Speaker 3>are making like eight hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, who is making eight hundred dollars? Me?

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<v Speaker 2>Who eight hundred dollars? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just reading these articles on like Deadline and

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood Reporter and stuff, So that negativity in your in

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<v Speaker 1>your sphere, that's the problem. Don't be reading Deadline.

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<v Speaker 2>Just go out there and be like God is good.

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<v Speaker 2>God is good.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going to make sure that whatever is for you

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, sister Washington. But what if acting is not

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<v Speaker 3>for me? What if for me is like what if

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<v Speaker 3>being homeless.

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<v Speaker 2>This for me. You sound real Haitian right now, Jesus says, real,

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<v Speaker 2>I sound real Haitian. What does that even mean? Just

0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.360
<v Speaker 2>the negativity. I'm Sidney, you're not Haitian, but you be

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<v Speaker 2>said in Haitian too. Then if that's what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think, I'm like Haitian by default. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>who my dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I just watched Will Smith do a parody of his

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<v Speaker 1>son's music video. I watched that, and I've never wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a father until I saw that video. I was like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want somebody to be proud of me like

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<v Speaker 1>that and just mimic me. That's fucking I've never wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a dad ever. I could care less about having a

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<v Speaker 1>dad in my life. And seeing that, like making somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that proud of you, that also birthed you, like what

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<v Speaker 1>well not he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Birth them, but he came out of Will Smith's penis.

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<v Speaker 2>He like gave the sperm to make him who he is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just fucking crazy. And then I was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want Will Smith to be my dad. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do you want to regular I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to have a dad. You can borrow sad

0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.160
<v Speaker 3>love Sam, you can borrow some. I actually like him

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<v Speaker 3>a lot, please, he's sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>You've met my father one time.

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<v Speaker 3>I've met him more than once. When was the other

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<v Speaker 3>time that you met my dad? Were you when were

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<v Speaker 3>you hanging out with my dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I've been to your house more than once.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus, Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We

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<v Speaker 3>should Sydney here to my house. And we were all

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<v Speaker 3>roasting each other and she was like, I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>time to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I gotta take a nap. She was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Fight in the driveway and I was like, but we

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<v Speaker 2>got a driveway though, Yeah, but it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>so beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Damn, I don't have anybody to

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<v Speaker 1>just be that happy about any product that I put

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<v Speaker 1>out there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's allow. You got a girlfriend. I'm here. I'm happy

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<v Speaker 2>for stuff that you put out.

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<v Speaker 3>Nigga, you don't even like my ship, I said, Damn,

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<v Speaker 3>I do like your stuff. Let's go to your let's

0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.920
<v Speaker 3>go to your las. Still three Instagram posts. I like

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<v Speaker 3>everything that you post. It'd be late, it'd be late.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't because I unsubscribed from I mean, I I

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<v Speaker 3>log off of my Instagram at when I'm not using

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<v Speaker 3>it because I don't like the notifications because I get distracted.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I took all the notifications off. Take your notifications

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<v Speaker 1>off all your phone. But the problem was that is

0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:25.120
<v Speaker 1>when somebody messages me on Instagram, not Instagram but Facebook,

0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Messenger or anything, I don't get it. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So there'll be a gig. And I was like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't checked it in like three days, and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>had asked and then I wrote back and there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's very booked to the spot, it's fulfilled. I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all didn't want me that bad. I know you wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>really looking for me. You can you sent me a pigeon?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? You know I'm out in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>You do you know where the shows I put my

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<v Speaker 1>shows up?

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<v Speaker 2>You know where the fuck I am? Anyway, Yeah, so, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of putting shows up, Marie Foston dot com is live.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I saw it. It looks great.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I just wanted to be one simple, clean page.

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<v Speaker 3>I want people to look at it and be like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh she po business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, yes, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Look like I'm doing more than I am. No or no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't. It look like I'm I've done more than

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<v Speaker 3>I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it looks good and it's simple, and it's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, okay, well I see her face and I

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<v Speaker 1>definitely want to book that, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I put my resume on there today and my booking information.

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<v Speaker 3>I put my manager's email, but also my emails on

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<v Speaker 3>there too, just in case Kate don't respond. It's booking

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<v Speaker 3>inquiries and then management. Yes, well, yeah, I wanted it

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<v Speaker 3>to be. I went to so many different people's websites.

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<v Speaker 3>I went on people that we know. I went on

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<v Speaker 3>but I didn't want like a comedian goofy page. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want people to think of me as a clown.

0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.720
<v Speaker 3>I want people to be like, oh, she you know she,

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<v Speaker 3>she's a thespian. She acting see, this is a this

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<v Speaker 3>is a solid headshot. I didn't want like comic sands,

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<v Speaker 3>and I didn't want like bubble letters.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to be oh no, no, no, that's clean. I

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<v Speaker 2>went on Beyonce dot com. I was like this, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>When I do my page, I just want I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know if I'm to put up like videos and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. I'm just gonna put like a picture

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<v Speaker 1>and where you could contact me and like contact my

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<v Speaker 1>Twitter and my Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Put all that in there and like you did, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. I think I would like to put a reel,

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<v Speaker 2>but I don't have one yet. So when I get it,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have a real yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're always shooting video and doing people

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<v Speaker 1>web series. Every time I get the footage back, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like, this is what you got from this ah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll be like a little there's a there's a

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<v Speaker 1>good part of me, And I'm like, ah, is that

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<v Speaker 1>worth putting in the reel?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if the real is short, like you can

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<v Speaker 3>have a really short one, like thirty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I have mad video clips

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<v Speaker 2>of me on stage, so I could put that in

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<v Speaker 2>my reel. Yeah, put a couple of those. Put a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, if you're trying to do acting stuff, you should

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<v Speaker 1>have acting stuff on there too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I have the talking head stuff from vidiots

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have a few things that are all

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<v Speaker 1>scattered every but I gotta rip.

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<v Speaker 2>It off online. That's what I gotta do. Listen, just

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<v Speaker 2>google YouTube to m P four, put the link in.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what you have been doing. You you're otherwise, you're

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for people to send you clips of yourself, and

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<v Speaker 2>they don't do that. They're gonna never right back. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. They never said, oh, you know, I

0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:20.520
<v Speaker 2>don't have enough storage. Shut the fuck up. My other other,

0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:23.800
<v Speaker 2>my laptop, it just it blew up the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's on my mother's computer, you know, my man my

0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:28.920
<v Speaker 1>external hard drive.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what. That's on that. And I'm currently on

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<v Speaker 2>my typewriter with Wi Fi. I don't have excuses. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you, first of all, you have me do

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<v Speaker 2>that whack ass gig for free.

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<v Speaker 1>The least you could do is give me my fucking

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<v Speaker 1>footage up front, Like what are you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Footage front? I want my foot front. You don't want

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<v Speaker 2>it to be up like edited at all, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like movie, give me my ship.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not paying me, give me my footage now now

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<v Speaker 3>and then. I don't know why I thought websites were

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<v Speaker 3>so much more money. I thought they were a lot

0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:07.480
<v Speaker 3>more expensive. But squares space is a good look. We're

0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.160
<v Speaker 3>not sponsored by them, so don't run over there.

0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:11.600
<v Speaker 2>They should.

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<v Speaker 1>They need to fuck we're our sponsorship at I mean

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<v Speaker 1>seeing that everybody's podcasts and stuff. I'm like, this podcast

0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:22.159
<v Speaker 1>is wet, not ours, but theirs. How they get sponsorship,

0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:23.920
<v Speaker 1>how to get thinks to sponsored?

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<v Speaker 2>Thinks?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that the underwear for women who don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>wear tampons which.

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<v Speaker 2>Are nasty ass? Yeah? Yeah, it's a sponge. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>thick panty. Okay, I have them. They're actually chill. You

0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.920
<v Speaker 2>are groups they are. I did it because I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to see how it is.

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<v Speaker 3>How much of those panties cost eighteen dollars for one panty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think so, but the coverage or you got

0:19:52.359 --> 0:19:55.160
<v Speaker 2>little thongb we got different styles, all styles. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think. I don't think a thinks panty should come

0:19:57.600 --> 0:20:00.159
<v Speaker 2>in a thumb. It's a thong because when you have

0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.160
<v Speaker 2>the light days and you're like, oh, I'm not gonna

0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.280
<v Speaker 2>put on a thick ass pad for these little drip drops.

0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:08.159
<v Speaker 3>If I'm putting on some blood panties, I feel like

0:20:08.160 --> 0:20:10.240
<v Speaker 3>they should be full coverage, even if it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>a light day.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>This it's just like you know when it's when it's

0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.760
<v Speaker 1>in that like little light pinkish stage where you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I get.

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<v Speaker 2>A panty line of four cost no eighteen dollars, dude,

0:20:24.840 --> 0:20:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I really want a whole bunch of cotton. I don't know. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what they have. I tried it. It was cool.

0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:32.640
<v Speaker 1>The thing is is that the whole time I'm thinking

0:20:32.680 --> 0:20:37.320
<v Speaker 1>about this fucking blood in my panties, and then you know,

0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:39.480
<v Speaker 1>blood smells a little after a while.

0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:44.960
<v Speaker 2>How long you're wearing these panties for? You got to

0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.520
<v Speaker 2>change them around real good, dude. That's like changing your

0:20:47.560 --> 0:20:48.240
<v Speaker 2>baby's diaper.

0:20:48.320 --> 0:20:49.879
<v Speaker 3>How long do you How often do you have to

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<v Speaker 3>change these panties?

0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:54.360
<v Speaker 2>I mean you could wear it all day, That's how

0:20:54.400 --> 0:20:57.120
<v Speaker 2>panties work. But so you funky? No?

0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.719
<v Speaker 1>You funky and dying? I want to I wouldn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>nobody need to like smell me.

0:21:02.440 --> 0:21:08.000
<v Speaker 2>Yo, sir, excuse me? Can you smell my cat? Can

0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:13.439
<v Speaker 2>you smell my cat? So final verdict, you recommend them

0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:15.399
<v Speaker 2>or no? I mean I didn't pay for them, so

0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.960
<v Speaker 2>it was cool, But I wouldn't. I don't know.

0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:21.119
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't go out dancing in these things. You do

0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:26.879
<v Speaker 1>it because you the commercials though women be dancing they'd

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.760
<v Speaker 1>be at yoga. They're hiking, don't you Why would you yoga?

0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:33.879
<v Speaker 1>Come on, boot, just wait it out. You can last

0:21:34.040 --> 0:21:35.399
<v Speaker 1>four days without doing yoga.

0:21:35.480 --> 0:21:39.080
<v Speaker 2>You're straight. Don't worry. I mean, I mean, I don't

0:21:39.080 --> 0:21:41.199
<v Speaker 2>care about yoga. Yoga is boring of all the of

0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:42.000
<v Speaker 2>all the things.

0:21:42.440 --> 0:21:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the things was cute. I was like, you

0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.160
<v Speaker 1>know what, I'll do this on a on a random day.

0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:48.480
<v Speaker 1>But like, how like what if I sit too fast

0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:51.280
<v Speaker 1>in my thinks? Is blood gonna splatter everywhere?

0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Nope?

0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:54.719
<v Speaker 1>So how does it? What's the science here? I don't know,

0:21:54.760 --> 0:21:55.960
<v Speaker 1>but it's like it's.

0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Like the blood goes all the way up to the

0:21:57.040 --> 0:21:59.760
<v Speaker 3>waistband of the top of the panting. Somebody passed me

0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:03.240
<v Speaker 3>on this them making the like having a pad in

0:22:03.280 --> 0:22:06.880
<v Speaker 3>the in the crotch part. But it soaks everything up

0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:09.760
<v Speaker 3>and even if you squeeze out the panty, the blood

0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:12.120
<v Speaker 3>doesn't come out, So the blood lives in the panties. Now,

0:22:12.200 --> 0:22:14.320
<v Speaker 3>I guess so does sound like some funky ass straws?

0:22:14.560 --> 0:22:15.840
<v Speaker 3>You got to hand wash them?

0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Ah?

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do. I wash them. That's why they not clean.

0:22:19.480 --> 0:22:22.719
<v Speaker 2>I know you don't have to hand washing. Hands are

0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:25.480
<v Speaker 2>too soft, are they do. You see my hands turn

0:22:25.520 --> 0:22:27.600
<v Speaker 2>my hands, I mean they're yellow, but I don't think

0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:28.280
<v Speaker 2>that looks like.

0:22:28.640 --> 0:22:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Through a thousand miles. It looks like I walk on

0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:34.960
<v Speaker 1>my hands and die five hundred maths.

0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:39.320
<v Speaker 2>That's with my hands, like I literally walk in the

0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:46.879
<v Speaker 2>corner store. Your hands look like like I played the violin,

0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:50.000
<v Speaker 2>or like a white lady who keep both falling.

0:22:51.320 --> 0:22:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Actually, Alicia Keys has little nebby hands. Nebby hands.

0:22:55.640 --> 0:23:08.840
<v Speaker 4>She hit nobss you holding with him?

0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:10.320
<v Speaker 2>People don't know what we're talking about.

0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:13.960
<v Speaker 3>There's a video on YouTube now and it's this dude,

0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 3>this black dude like uh redid the SpongeBob characters in

0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:20.439
<v Speaker 3>the background, but they're black.

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:21.080
<v Speaker 2>They're black.

0:23:21.119 --> 0:23:23.919
<v Speaker 1>It's a little fin black like sardines. And they're like,

0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:25.000
<v Speaker 1>what's the order?

0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:26.120
<v Speaker 2>The order?

0:23:26.720 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like customers be like at a restaurant and you

0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:33.760
<v Speaker 1>know they never let me get them, let me get

0:23:33.800 --> 0:23:35.520
<v Speaker 1>up like you know how long they take to figure

0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:36.080
<v Speaker 1>out what they want?

0:23:36.119 --> 0:23:37.320
<v Speaker 2>And what would you.

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Think if you hold the you'll figure it out by

0:23:40.200 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 1>the time you're done saying the word.

0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:47.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:48.800
<v Speaker 1>It's sometimes you get up there and you're like, I

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:51.440
<v Speaker 1>want this, and then you change your mind.

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Listen.

0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you have an idea in your mind of what

0:23:54.040 --> 0:23:56.840
<v Speaker 3>you want and then you see somebody else in front

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 3>of you get something else, and you're.

0:23:57.800 --> 0:23:59.040
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, that does look good.

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And that's how feels in relationships, you know, how

0:24:01.720 --> 0:24:04.919
<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, yeah, I want a relationship, and then

0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 1>you see your friend out thriving, all single.

0:24:08.000 --> 0:24:12.920
<v Speaker 2>That's a lot. Let me get up. Let me get up.

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:15.639
<v Speaker 3>You know because when I was in a relationship, you

0:24:15.640 --> 0:24:17.359
<v Speaker 3>were like, ell, that's whack. You have a man, you

0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:19.880
<v Speaker 3>need to leave him because you're And then I left

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:22.600
<v Speaker 3>him and you got a girlfriend and you were like we're.

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Moving in together. I'm leaving my washer and dryer and

0:24:24.320 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 2>we're getting cats. And I was like, You're like I

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:29.119
<v Speaker 2>don't want that. Death don't want that. And then but

0:24:29.200 --> 0:24:30.919
<v Speaker 2>then you saw me at dinner, I was like, I

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:34.080
<v Speaker 2>didn't even bring my wallet. You're like the gay bad.

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:37.080
<v Speaker 2>But then you also saw a split several checks before,

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:39.960
<v Speaker 2>you're like, y'all Venmo in each other. I'm like, my

0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:42.760
<v Speaker 2>boyfriend was trying to get me to download Venmo for

0:24:42.800 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 2>a whole year. Ah, and I was like, I don't.

0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:49.560
<v Speaker 3>Have enough space in my phone. And then when we

0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:50.720
<v Speaker 3>broke up. I was like, oh, him mad.

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:54.800
<v Speaker 1>You know that Nigga's so much money, dude everything. If

0:24:54.800 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 1>I if it was him and I saw you in

0:24:56.359 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 1>the street, I'm like, excuse me, he don't.

0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:02.680
<v Speaker 2>He don't come downtown down down, Well.

0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:04.199
<v Speaker 3>I mean he's gonna bump into you and you'd like

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 3>so I feel like we need to talk. No, that's

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:12.639
<v Speaker 3>only gonna happen, like if when I become famous, Like

0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 3>he'll see my face on a bus as he's leading

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:16.600
<v Speaker 3>his house and he'll be like, you know who, I

0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:18.640
<v Speaker 3>need to reach out to Marie for all that money

0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 3>she need to venmo me.

0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to do a show about breaking up

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:24.639
<v Speaker 1>with somebody. And then they become famous and then you

0:25:24.720 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 1>see their face everywhere and it just reminds you all

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:30.080
<v Speaker 1>the shit that they used to do, and then it's

0:25:30.160 --> 0:25:32.199
<v Speaker 1>just that journey of trying to get in touch with

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:34.600
<v Speaker 1>that person. So you're like, hey, I really feel like

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.040
<v Speaker 1>we need to talk because if I'm gonna keep seeing

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:39.840
<v Speaker 1>your face around here, Yeah.

0:25:39.600 --> 0:25:41.480
<v Speaker 2>But that's like an episode of a show. The whole

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:43.720
<v Speaker 2>show would be that. No, no, no, that sounds like a short.

0:25:44.280 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Also, like I feel like it would be funny if

0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:49.720
<v Speaker 3>you finally get to the person and you're like trying

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 3>to get into the hotel room or whatever, or trying

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.199
<v Speaker 3>to get into their the VIP area or whatever, and

0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 3>then you finally see that bouncers like no, no.

0:25:56.880 --> 0:25:57.760
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no no no no.

0:25:57.880 --> 0:26:00.399
<v Speaker 3>Poor people pass this point like they did get I

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:03.639
<v Speaker 3>was thinking the same did Kevin Hart at the Super Bowl?

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:09.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean honestly, if anybody I had sex with became famous,

0:26:09.480 --> 0:26:13.400
<v Speaker 1>you would find them. I mean, I have a situation

0:26:13.520 --> 0:26:16.479
<v Speaker 1>where the nigga was on the brink and then all

0:26:16.480 --> 0:26:17.200
<v Speaker 1>of a sudden.

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.359
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you got a Netflix. God, damn it.

0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Like the nigga was on the brink. He was on

0:26:23.520 --> 0:26:26.199
<v Speaker 1>the brink of blowing up. And I was like this

0:26:26.359 --> 0:26:34.680
<v Speaker 1>guy in the Jordan's the God. Really he was at

0:26:34.680 --> 0:26:37.119
<v Speaker 1>the cellar and they're like, oh, he's about to blow up.

0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I was like this guy, he looked like you take

0:26:38.480 --> 0:26:41.440
<v Speaker 1>out the trash. He looked like he's he's the dishwasher.

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, ah, man, you don't know, maybe

0:26:44.040 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 2>this is just an off day. It was like off day,

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:49.480
<v Speaker 2>But when one day is this on day a leapyar

0:26:49.560 --> 0:26:54.360
<v Speaker 2>thing every four years, he got an old day. I

0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:57.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, is that a fat farm puffer you got of? My?

0:26:57.800 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 1>God?

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 2>Remember the fat farm sneakers that everybody was up estimate? No,

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I never remember that. You don't remember them?

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.280
<v Speaker 3>They were like they looked like the Stan Smiths, but

0:27:04.320 --> 0:27:05.240
<v Speaker 3>they were like they had the.

0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 2>P on the side. Nope, never remembered it.

0:27:07.560 --> 0:27:09.560
<v Speaker 1>I only saw them in the magazine and said, an'tbody

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 1>wearing these shits except Russell with his rough cord. Ain't

0:27:14.200 --> 0:27:17.360
<v Speaker 1>nobody wearing this shit except that nigga who made them.

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:21.879
<v Speaker 3>Well, Russell Simmons was one of these me too niggas,

0:27:21.920 --> 0:27:24.600
<v Speaker 3>and I thought it was like John Travolta. Remember they

0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:27.680
<v Speaker 3>said that he like he like harassed a male dude

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:28.680
<v Speaker 3>that was giving a massage.

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:31.119
<v Speaker 2>That's what was gonna be the Russell Simmons story too.

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:36.359
<v Speaker 2>But apparently it's women that he was arresting. Well, this

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 2>is off the record, but on the record because it's

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:40.679
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast. But you know, I used to serve

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Russ Yes several times and he would come in with

0:27:44.080 --> 0:27:46.040
<v Speaker 2>women that were fairly younger than him.

0:27:46.080 --> 0:27:49.359
<v Speaker 3>Of course it's a cool fifty eight. I thought he

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 3>was a million, and the women are like they'd be

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 3>like twenty gorgeous tall models that in this situation.

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know if I'm gonna have anybody on

0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:03.960
<v Speaker 1>my side, but these girls knew what the fuck was up.

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 1>They knew they hanging out with this dude that could

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 1>be the great Uncle yep. And he's obviously taken a

0:28:11.520 --> 0:28:15.359
<v Speaker 1>ride there. He's famous. They're going places, they trying to

0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:16.600
<v Speaker 1>make a name for themselves.

0:28:16.840 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a give and take. It's one of

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:22.280
<v Speaker 2>those situtions where there's no way that this this young

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 2>girl doesn't know what's up. He's all as fuck. Do

0:28:25.359 --> 0:28:27.960
<v Speaker 2>you think you want to be your friend? He wants

0:28:27.960 --> 0:28:31.640
<v Speaker 2>to be You think this yoga, this yoga retreat, ass

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.200
<v Speaker 2>fat farm having dude is trying to be your friend,

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:36.480
<v Speaker 2>you are crazy.

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean, if I'm gonna be friend with somebody who's

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 3>that old trust and believe they're paying for everything and

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 3>I might could give.

0:28:42.240 --> 0:28:44.960
<v Speaker 2>Up some ass, That's what was the situation. I mean,

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:47.000
<v Speaker 2>that's what it is. It is. We all got bulls,

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 2>we got dreams, we got goals. I don't want to

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:52.160
<v Speaker 2>pay my rent. And Russell Simmons is you know here.

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>I only got to see him and his wrinkley Seatles

0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:57.480
<v Speaker 2>dick once a week.

0:28:57.400 --> 0:29:00.600
<v Speaker 1>No thank you, and you know he ain't no ass,

0:29:00.640 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>no thanks. I don't he got that sunken severe white man.

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:08.400
<v Speaker 2>But I mean at the time if I was drinking maybe,

0:29:08.440 --> 0:29:11.560
<v Speaker 2>but sober looking at that, No, I have no patience.

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Once a week, I can't Once every other week you

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 3>have to bang wrestles.

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh I can. I can't do it. I literally just

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:21.920
<v Speaker 2>don't have the tolerance he probably has like a squishy penis.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I can't even think about actual any penis going in

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 1>my mouth.

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about that either any Why are you going there?

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 1>But you said Russell Simmons, and I was like, I

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 1>can't think of anybody even if.

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:38.240
<v Speaker 2>And you immediately go to penis in your mouth? Wow,

0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 2>you have you have?

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:43.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean you think he's not asking these girls to

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:45.440
<v Speaker 1>go down on him?

0:29:46.080 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Damn?

0:29:47.440 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you not think that I have? Like Russell Simmons,

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I have herbies. I don't want you to get it

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>on your penis from my mouth is that. I don't

0:29:56.360 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>think any You think you don't have it.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:00.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't think he don't have it.

0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:04.960
<v Speaker 1>If Usher Raymond has it, he has it. If Usher

0:30:05.040 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Raymond has it, everybody has it.

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 2>There's no West. True.

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Everybody in Hollywood does date everybody. Yeah, like, come on, dude,

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 1>if not wearing, no, let's go back. If Usher has it,

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:19.480
<v Speaker 1>then Chili got it. If Chili got it, then who

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>did Chili date? She's dated everybody.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Are we gonna play this game?

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's play six degrees of herbies. We're gonna play

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 1>this one degree of her herparation.

0:30:29.200 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 2>I feel like t Bo's probably kissed Chili on the

0:30:31.600 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 2>mouth before, so.

0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 3>She got that means warrant, let me give you something

0:30:36.600 --> 0:30:42.520
<v Speaker 3>to think about. That's left eye. But was saying that,

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 3>give you something. She kissed Chili, you get your head

0:30:51.280 --> 0:30:57.840
<v Speaker 3>and well, but then the TLC sung, dude, god jayon

0:30:58.160 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 3>out of fuzzs, he some herpies.

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:06.560
<v Speaker 2>You're I need a quit dot nigga.

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean honestly, you So you're telling me t

0:31:09.760 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 1>Ba's and Chill you never kissed before.

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've never kissed.

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that these are girls who are famous. So

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.000
<v Speaker 1>if we were famous, I still wouldn't gives you.

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Were you famous? So you drink? I don't drink. So

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:26.040
<v Speaker 2>if I was wasted, I might have felt I might

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 2>have fell and gainst you. I was looking for a

0:31:29.120 --> 0:31:35.600
<v Speaker 2>lump in your breast. I'm sorry doing the breast exam. Girl.

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 2>We ain't never did no Molly together, Like there could have.

0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Been a situation I did Molly with you and he

0:31:41.960 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>was sober. Yeah, and I was basically a babysitting. I

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 1>was trying to make sure niggas don't.

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Touch, don't judge, don't judger. Back up. Basically, I was

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 2>a security guard. You were in my boundary. You were

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 2>my Kevin Costner. That's what I was doing. So yeah,

0:31:59.720 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>but okay, so I forgot it. Choc I mean Chili

0:32:03.880 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 2>stated so many people.

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Who is on that show? She was on that show

0:32:08.880 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>where it was like, fine Chili, A man did Chili

0:32:11.960 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 1>and the game kiss. The game definitely got it.

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Games got something.

0:32:17.440 --> 0:32:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, he's so fine, Like really, yes, you think

0:32:21.080 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 1>the game is fine? Listeners, you don't think the game

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:25.960
<v Speaker 1>is fine? Please google the game. His name is the game.

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 1>I thought for years his name was just game, and

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>they're like, no, it's the game. I'm like, like the

0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Weekend but spelled incorrectly. Please look up the game. The

0:32:35.840 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 1>game looked like he has sex. He has sex, but

0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:40.560
<v Speaker 1>he like dips his penis and hennessy like that's what

0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 1>the game looks like.

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:44.600
<v Speaker 2>No, he's definitely pouring Hennessy on you. Yes, four he

0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.880
<v Speaker 2>fucks you? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's okay.

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 2>He's got pretty eyes too. Please those are true blends.

0:32:50.560 --> 0:32:51.160
<v Speaker 2>No they're not.

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 1>He got those those contacts at the mall in Jamaica

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>on Jamaica.

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Av He definitely beaten you if you say something crazy

0:32:57.840 --> 0:32:58.120
<v Speaker 2>to him.

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:00.400
<v Speaker 3>The game is choking you while you have said but

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:02.240
<v Speaker 3>when you pass out.

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Then he comes. It's not it's not for you, that's

0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:08.520
<v Speaker 2>it's for him. Yeah, he's definitely.

0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Also, wasn't he a porn star or like a stripper?

0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 1>The game looks dirty.

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:17.480
<v Speaker 3>It's I don't like too many tattoos like that, Like

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 3>it makes your skin look dinger ry.

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 2>So you face tattooed like that, Marie.

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:24.000
<v Speaker 1>So you're telling me you ain't never hooked up with

0:33:24.040 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 1>a dude that possibly looked a little dirty. O.

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm saying, yes, I get it.

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 3>No, they never looked dirty though, they never look dirty.

0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:38.320
<v Speaker 2>I like things that smell nice. Yeah, I'm sure he

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:38.960
<v Speaker 2>smells good.

0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Come on, sis, you tell him out here for the

0:33:41.120 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 3>face tattoo. Also, but I do need to get a

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 3>hood nigga on the roster for twenty eighteen.

0:33:47.480 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 2>No, that beard looks itchy. His beard looks like it

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 2>has like mites. Yo, You're too fucking difficult, dude. I

0:33:53.240 --> 0:33:54.280
<v Speaker 2>don't like the way you.

0:33:54.560 --> 0:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Find in twenty eighteen. That is that looks clean? Let's

0:33:57.520 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>know that you're gonna have on the checklist.

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 2>You're like, is this teeve? How he smell? What he wears?

0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Nice?

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude? I can't money? Does he have money? It's like,

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>come on, bitch, like live it up. You can't be

0:34:08.800 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 2>a hole with all these standards. Yes, I can. You

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 2>gotta let the game bust one. You know what I mean. Hey, hey,

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:19.920
<v Speaker 2>it's the game. Listening to the to the podcast right

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:23.239
<v Speaker 2>now in my friend. No, don't bust in nothing in me.

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:26.959
<v Speaker 2>I'm busy. I just got my website up. The game.

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.400
<v Speaker 2>You can't. Can we look up his real name? What

0:34:29.480 --> 0:34:30.279
<v Speaker 2>is the game's real name?

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's like Darius Gerard jac On Jason

0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:41.120
<v Speaker 1>ja Oh my god, j j A y c e away.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like in twenty eighteen, you can fuck a

0:34:43.120 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 2>jayce On? Why you in la a J.

0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, the game is California, okay, So when you go

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:52.120
<v Speaker 1>to LA and you, I don't know, be a hoe whatever.

0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Are you gonna wait to the end of the trip

0:34:54.360 --> 0:34:56.239
<v Speaker 1>to tell me or are you gonna tell me why

0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 1>you're there?

0:34:56.960 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 2>I was planning on waiting until the end of the

0:34:58.600 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 2>trip to tell you.

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:02.359
<v Speaker 3>You think I should tell you while it's happening. I mean,

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 3>so you can report back.

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>If you want to maintain a healthy friendship with a

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 1>long distance friendship, I feel like we got to talk at.

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Least once a week. You gotta FaceTime or something. Okay,

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:16.640
<v Speaker 3>I'll FaceTime you from the bed. Okay, so you after

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 3>you didn't hooked up with Nigga.

0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do that.

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 1>No, can you in a nice corner somewhere with some

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:24.000
<v Speaker 1>good lighting. Just update me once a week.

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Once a week. If you let Jayce on bust bust

0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 2>one in that ass, He's not gonna bust one in no. Okay,

0:35:31.200 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Well listen, you gotta let it. Come on.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:36.000
<v Speaker 3>It's the game dating somebody right now? Because I feel

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:37.759
<v Speaker 3>like he dates hood rats down.

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I think he's single. How old is Jayce on thirty seven?

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, hold on, he's six four. That's your type.

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:49.120
<v Speaker 2>That's your type, that's your type. Wow, he's sick. That's

0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 2>how tall. He's six four, that's totally you. What could

0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:53.279
<v Speaker 2>be lying?

0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 1>He's six to and he's got a he's got a

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 1>big ass chest, he's got a oh his back, girl,

0:35:58.520 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've.

0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:00.879
<v Speaker 2>Seen like his dick per and I feel like it's

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:04.160
<v Speaker 2>pretty big. It's so big. I don't have insurance though

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 2>nineteen seventy nine seventy nine is I'm not gonna do

0:36:09.480 --> 0:36:15.400
<v Speaker 2>to mathsist thirty nine, thirty eight forty. Yes, yes he's older.

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.120
<v Speaker 2>He's older, but he doesn't look old. Okay, so City,

0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you've lived your whole phase.

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:25.160
<v Speaker 3>What are some rules that you have for me to maintain,

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, the whole lifestyle in La Okay.

0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:31.040
<v Speaker 1>First of all, you can't call a friend and ask

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:32.960
<v Speaker 1>do you think there's no thinking?

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 2>Don't ask.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 3>No, I wasn't gonna I was. Do you think it's

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:39.000
<v Speaker 3>safe to get No? No, this is what I'll do.

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 3>I'll take pictures of the license plate, send them to you.

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Yes, then the next day report back with you know

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 1>what the stats were? Yes, But I'm saying, like you,

0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:49.879
<v Speaker 1>you can't think too much about it. You just gotta

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:52.880
<v Speaker 1>go with the flow. But make sure you're safe. Just

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 1>make sure somebody knows where you're going. Okay, So then

0:36:56.280 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 1>it can't be you then, because you're gonna be in

0:36:57.719 --> 0:36:58.040
<v Speaker 1>New York.

0:36:58.280 --> 0:36:58.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm a messag.

0:36:58.880 --> 0:37:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it gotta be somebody now because there's what I'm

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna do. Its three hours and you know my phone

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 1>be delayed so by the time I get some charge

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:12.359
<v Speaker 1>exact one percent. Yeah, I'm missing for three days. You're

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:15.320
<v Speaker 1>like just a lot of sacks. Let the let the

0:37:15.360 --> 0:37:16.080
<v Speaker 1>bit be a home.

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 2>She's let my friend a hole. People will be worried.

0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:24.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, she had j how it up, hol it up,

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 2>watch it all out, watch it fall out. Yeah. Also

0:37:30.120 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 2>also ho in.

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get your your panty game up because I

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:36.200
<v Speaker 1>know how your panties be.

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Sis. I don't be wearing thick ass think panties. Sis.

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:43.279
<v Speaker 2>The penny lines and your panty lines be popping. I

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 2>like her panty line. I hate a thung. God, I

0:37:46.840 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 2>love well. I throw some in there, dude, throw some

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 2>in there.

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 1>You gotta let a amigos REGOs whatever amgos, nigga. I

0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:03.000
<v Speaker 1>don't want tot your thong like it's a garter. Oh

0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>I got a wedding.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta let them do it.

0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get some thongs with some rhinestones and some

0:38:08.280 --> 0:38:13.200
<v Speaker 1>real TEXI some yeah, get some clear successory thongs. I

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:15.720
<v Speaker 1>want you to be dazzled a funk out of your thongue.

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Somebody listening has a dazzler that we can borrow before Saturday,

0:38:21.360 --> 0:38:21.759
<v Speaker 1>let me know.

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:26.240
<v Speaker 2>Okay ah. Another thing about being a hoe.

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:30.719
<v Speaker 1>Preferably, you know, you gotta get a little loose, so

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have like at least two drinks, just two

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 1>drinks due. But even when you have two, you be

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:39.239
<v Speaker 1>sipping on it and then the two be lasting for

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:43.960
<v Speaker 1>the whole night, and it's like you're not really drug Sydney.

0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:45.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how you're gonna be as a whole girl.

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:48.319
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I need to be present as a

0:38:48.360 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 3>whe though yes, you can be present, I feel like

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:51.640
<v Speaker 3>I can't.

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be. I don't want to be drunk.

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:59.960
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be like Ebony No from Player

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Players Club. No, I don't want that. Make the money.

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't let the money make you.

0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 3>That's the movie of the week in Guess You'll are

0:39:06.600 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Wondering Players Club, And that's also the movie for.

0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Do your research and watch that.

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:14.319
<v Speaker 1>If you haven't this podcast, why do you even know us?

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You should be present, But I will tell you

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:24.920
<v Speaker 2>some of the best nights I can't even remember, man,

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 2>but it's dick in your nose.

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Nose had a good ass time. The nose had a

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 1>good ass time. And and you gotta go to fun spots.

0:39:35.680 --> 0:39:37.440
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go to spots since you wouldn't normally go

0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 1>because that's where the fun is at if you go

0:39:39.200 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 1>to a place that you would go.

0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:42.040
<v Speaker 3>But if I'm gonna be in LA, I'm gonna going

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:43.840
<v Speaker 3>to places that I wouldn't normally go. Yeah, yeah, So

0:39:44.120 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 3>any places where like, I'm not gonna be like, is

0:39:46.680 --> 0:39:47.480
<v Speaker 3>this a Checkers?

0:39:47.760 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>I recognize Checkers. I'm going like what, No, that's not

0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:52.880
<v Speaker 1>That's not gonna be my truth on the West Coast.

0:39:52.920 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So any any place could be your like ho

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 2>on beyond Okay, anything that you don't want me to

0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.759
<v Speaker 2>do while I'm in LA, I.

0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Prefer I preferably wouldn't want you to be with beige, man,

0:40:03.200 --> 0:40:05.279
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like you're gonna do it anyway, So.

0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 2>It's probably gonna happen at least one time. Yeah, at

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:11.080
<v Speaker 2>least once. It's fine. What am I gonna do?

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 2>I could just not tell you about that? I mean,

0:40:15.880 --> 0:40:18.800
<v Speaker 2>I just want to have secrets between me and you.

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you want that? You don't have We don't have

0:40:20.440 --> 0:40:23.319
<v Speaker 2>any secrets between us. No, Ury. I feel like I'm

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>very open.

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm more open on this fucking podcast than anybody in

0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:27.480
<v Speaker 1>the fucking world.

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 2>That's because you're dumb. We love you, Sydney Washington.

0:40:35.360 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 3>I was at this meeting yesterday with Comedy Central not

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.239
<v Speaker 3>to brag, and I was talking to them about how,

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.880
<v Speaker 3>uh we had a drug expert on and everything that

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 3>she said she had done. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:46.879
<v Speaker 3>me too. Well when I did mess the first time,

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, oh, you told Comedy Central that, dude,

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 3>But they listen to the podcast. Hey, comedy Central.

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Well when you go to your meeting

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:56.319
<v Speaker 2>next week, make sure you reiterate that. Uh you're you're

0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:59.439
<v Speaker 2>sober now, oh, very sober. I hope you. I hope

0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:02.320
<v Speaker 2>you said that. Like my friend whose journey was quite crazy.

0:41:02.360 --> 0:41:03.080
<v Speaker 2>I talked about you.

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Doing Kettemine more than one time, Marie, and there was

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 1>a girl there.

0:41:08.440 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 3>I was in a meeting. It was six people in there.

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Everybody was like, oh my god. But one person was

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 3>quiet and she was like, honestly, I did kay once

0:41:17.239 --> 0:41:18.880
<v Speaker 3>and it was amazing.

0:41:18.960 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>She did it several times. She was like she was like,

0:41:21.280 --> 0:41:21.920
<v Speaker 2>it was amazing.

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 1>And then this other girl was like, wow, why did

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 1>you do kettymine?

0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:27.920
<v Speaker 3>Did you think it was something else? It's a judgy

0:41:27.960 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 3>as she's like, what did you think it was? She's

0:41:29.680 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 3>in a meeting.

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 2>What she looked like the one why would you do

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 2>kedemy short hair? Like, first of all, we're gonna start

0:41:34.000 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 2>up top, why you should do kedem I made a

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:42.080
<v Speaker 2>little power point, a little power boy for y'all pointer

0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:44.239
<v Speaker 2>and just be like, well, why you should have ketemine

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:45.879
<v Speaker 2>in your life? Yeah?

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I can't believe you did that. But you just

0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.080
<v Speaker 1>threw me under the whole bus depot. How I'm gonna

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 1>sell myself in that bus depot? Will you tell yourself

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:53.120
<v Speaker 1>how you've been telling yourself?

0:41:53.160 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Sis?

0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, that was like such well now I'm trying

0:41:56.880 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 1>to revamp myself.

0:41:59.000 --> 0:42:04.040
<v Speaker 2>But but I'm just like the image. Yes, So no

0:42:04.120 --> 0:42:05.879
<v Speaker 2>more talking about your age. You know, I'm talking about

0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>drugs that you've done. I haven't told my age in

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:10.319
<v Speaker 2>a minute. Yes, yes, I haven't. I had to wean

0:42:10.360 --> 0:42:10.839
<v Speaker 2>you out for that.

0:42:10.880 --> 0:42:13.319
<v Speaker 1>I've been throwing I've been throwing fifty out there. I

0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:16.520
<v Speaker 1>said twenty seven to fifty. I said twenty seven dash fifty.

0:42:16.560 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 2>That's my age. Now, that's hilarious.

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm trying to revamp it. But I'm also trying

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 1>to see, like, what's fun about me now? Because I

0:42:23.440 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 1>talk about all this stuff that was fun in the past,

0:42:25.680 --> 0:42:29.399
<v Speaker 1>But what am I doing fun now? I'm in a relationship,

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gay, and I'm sober. It's I'm like, how do

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 1>you terrible? I'm like, how do you sell this? How

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 1>do you make this?

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:40.680
<v Speaker 1>That's another reason why I feel so disconnected with my

0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:44.279
<v Speaker 1>friends because they know the old me. So I feel

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>like I got to wipe all these motherfuckers out of

0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:48.560
<v Speaker 1>my life because I'm like, you knew me when I

0:42:48.680 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 1>was the one who get the party started. I was

0:42:50.600 --> 0:42:52.120
<v Speaker 1>the one to be like, no, no, no, no, we

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:54.360
<v Speaker 1>going all the way to west Chester to a party.

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 1>That's that was just west Chester bitch channel one night,

0:42:58.920 --> 0:42:59.359
<v Speaker 1>one night.

0:43:00.080 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Can we set the scene real quick?

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 3>For those of y'all who don't know what Westchester is,

0:43:02.640 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 3>It's where white people with money move when they they

0:43:05.600 --> 0:43:07.239
<v Speaker 3>too fancy for the city and they want a yard.

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Westchester, if you want, if you want a gazebo, west.

0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:15.800
<v Speaker 3>Chester, wrap around porch, Westchester, two car garage, west Chester.

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:18.080
<v Speaker 1>So we were already at this party, was already four

0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:19.280
<v Speaker 1>four point thirty.

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 2>It was shutting down. It was shutting down, or it

0:43:22.120 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 2>was done.

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 1>It was shutting down, it was it was closing up,

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:26.279
<v Speaker 1>and we were trying to figure out somewhere else to

0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 1>do because we had already just dropped some more molly

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 1>dropped it. When you say dropped, I mean it's been

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 1>dropped in your mouth, you sweating. Yes, So we already

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 1>are fucked up. But we're like, well, we're not going

0:43:38.160 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 1>home yet because we already did this other just.

0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Do a fresh millege drop it, go home.

0:43:42.239 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 1>And we knew, damn well, the party was almost over.

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:45.520
<v Speaker 1>But we live on the edge, you know what I mean.

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:47.120
<v Speaker 1>It's like, we'll see where this goes.

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.840
<v Speaker 2>So y'all, y'all, your eyes are all bloodshot, your mouth

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 2>is like your teeth are grading each other.

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 1>No, girl, I was twenty five at the time, so

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 1>I was always fresh faced, always moisturized. People would see

0:43:57.680 --> 0:43:59.359
<v Speaker 1>me at like seven o'clock in the morning, like, did

0:43:59.360 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 1>you just get up?

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, bitch, I'm black.

0:44:01.760 --> 0:44:06.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm black, haven't been to I don't sleep.

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm up. It's still tomorrow for me. Woke, I stay alive.

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:11.720
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:15.440
<v Speaker 1>So we're at the party and then somebody get a

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:18.839
<v Speaker 1>text from this dude who's goott like lives in this

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:21.760
<v Speaker 1>mansion in the Westchester and he got all the drugs

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:22.520
<v Speaker 1>and all the drinks.

0:44:22.680 --> 0:44:24.520
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, oh, should we go? But where were

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:27.399
<v Speaker 2>y'all at the party? That was at four o'clock? We

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:28.600
<v Speaker 2>were somewhere in midtown.

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Y'all went from how do you get to Westchester? You

0:44:31.480 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 1>took a train? You have took a car.

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:35.839
<v Speaker 2>This guy got a car for us. Oh that's nice.

0:44:35.840 --> 0:44:36.399
<v Speaker 2>They got the car.

0:44:36.480 --> 0:44:37.960
<v Speaker 1>They were like, okay, he's going to get a car

0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 1>for us, and we're gonna I had just I had

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>gotten out of work met them at this party and

0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:44.960
<v Speaker 1>then they were like, oh boom. As soon as I

0:44:44.960 --> 0:44:46.399
<v Speaker 1>got there, I was like, yo, where drugs at?

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>I do the drugs? And then they're like up lights

0:44:49.160 --> 0:44:49.840
<v Speaker 2>the fuck.

0:44:49.880 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 3>Like and then the less and the like this is

0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 3>the last one of the night man, dude, you that's

0:45:03.000 --> 0:45:04.160
<v Speaker 3>the song that I always played at the end of

0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 3>the night. Yeah, that White People's House.

0:45:05.760 --> 0:45:07.680
<v Speaker 2>No No. But they were playing like a house music

0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:08.959
<v Speaker 2>version of that, so it was like.

0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:21.800
<v Speaker 1>They were playing the the remix with something like that. Anyway,

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:25.320
<v Speaker 1>so everybody's like, ah, should we go? I was like, yes,

0:45:25.400 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 1>we're all going. So it was like five of us,

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 1>So y'all secure the car. H The car ride is

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>an hour and a half at four o'clock in the morning.

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>That's how far it is. That means there's no traffic

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.800
<v Speaker 1>at four am. But it still took an hour and

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:39.800
<v Speaker 1>a half. It was so fucked So I'm there.

0:45:39.640 --> 0:45:41.040
<v Speaker 2>So you get there six am.

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I took a nap. I took a nap in the

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 1>car because I was like, I'm too wired.

0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:46.920
<v Speaker 2>Drugs just hitting your bloodstream.

0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but I still got to close my eyes because

0:45:49.760 --> 0:45:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be ready for this other party. So we

0:45:51.440 --> 0:45:54.560
<v Speaker 1>get there. We see a girl who's kind of like

0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 1>in a robe or whatever. She don't live there. I

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:58.319
<v Speaker 1>was like, in a row, Yeah, I knew the girl.

0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Teresa, what are you doing? Sas like

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I've been here for I've been here for seven days.

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I said, what, I came here seven days ago for

0:46:05.920 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 1>a party and I haven't left Yetteresa.

0:46:09.840 --> 0:46:11.799
<v Speaker 3>Well, you know what happened is Teresa also got a

0:46:11.800 --> 0:46:14.319
<v Speaker 3>car ride a car to Westchester, and she was waiting

0:46:14.320 --> 0:46:15.279
<v Speaker 3>for the car to take her back.

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 2>She said, I said, is is this a halfway house?

0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>What's going on here? But it's a mansion. What did

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:24.560
<v Speaker 2>the mansion look like?

0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>In my mind, it looks like the Britney Spears music

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:30.160
<v Speaker 1>video where she's with Tache that sleepover mansion. When I

0:46:30.200 --> 0:46:33.319
<v Speaker 1>say mansion, bitch is very loose man, it was a

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:34.799
<v Speaker 1>two point two point one bag.

0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:37.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a three bedroom too bad.

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 3>Mansion's mansioned to me. It's not like an EMPTV crackhouse.

0:46:46.520 --> 0:46:48.200
<v Speaker 3>It was like when they called it a mansion because

0:46:48.200 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 3>it had a mailbox.

0:46:50.560 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>It was like when the Red Man went to newarkm

0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:54.080
<v Speaker 1>TV Cribs.

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:55.320
<v Speaker 2>And the screen door was ripped.

0:46:57.520 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like, you know, that Redman episode is the

0:46:59.560 --> 0:47:01.879
<v Speaker 3>one episode of Cribs that I remember more than anything else.

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:04.719
<v Speaker 3>Any who, any who, So I'm there in this You're

0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:08.720
<v Speaker 3>in this cracked in.

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:10.040
<v Speaker 2>Cracked in with a porch. No, but it's real nice,

0:47:10.080 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 2>like the hardware, floors. Everything looked clean, the walls are still.

0:47:14.239 --> 0:47:16.280
<v Speaker 2>I was on drugs, so everything looked clean and white.

0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:18.680
<v Speaker 2>But that was just the drugs. So then there's a

0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 2>party room. So there's like a disco ball. They've got lights.

0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:24.120
<v Speaker 3>How big is the party room? Probably be sizes my

0:47:24.160 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 3>living room. No, it's a little bit bigger than this,

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 3>like Elasa's room, my roommates room. It's like this plus

0:47:29.680 --> 0:47:31.719
<v Speaker 3>your plus your room plus your roommate's room.

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:34.000
<v Speaker 2>It's big. It's a party with my entire party. Yet

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:38.200
<v Speaker 2>it's a real party room. So they got bottles of

0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 2>gray Goose, they got all types of mixers, Andy, all

0:47:41.160 --> 0:47:44.239
<v Speaker 2>this stuff, and I'm like, okay, we could they turn

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:45.680
<v Speaker 2>the music on the guy's houses.

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 1>He's a DJ, so he's gonna be playing music all night.

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:49.919
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, don't even have to worry about

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:56.440
<v Speaker 1>the music. Then they pull out what I thought was cocaine. Yes, yes, yes,

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>let's get into it.

0:47:57.560 --> 0:48:00.440
<v Speaker 3>It was but you had already done molly, yes, So

0:48:00.560 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 3>for me, like, I can't imagine mix molly and weed, yes,

0:48:03.600 --> 0:48:06.840
<v Speaker 3>but I can imagine mixing molly with cocaine.

0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:10.760
<v Speaker 2>You mix everything, or cocaine with anything, You mix anything,

0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:11.320
<v Speaker 2>that's free.

0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 1>If I had to, if I paid for the molly,

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I would not mix it with cocaine. But since it

0:48:16.320 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 1>was not my drugs, I said, hey, let's mix some

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:21.680
<v Speaker 1>drugs up. I'm not what, sis, listen, I don't even

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 1>want to mix alcohol with drugs.

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 2>You mixing trust with drugs? Drugs A and classic drugs, drugs, alcohol.

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:32.120
<v Speaker 3>Hard narcotics. Okay, go ahead. But it was free, so

0:48:32.160 --> 0:48:33.799
<v Speaker 3>I get they kind of are all the same.

0:48:33.920 --> 0:48:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly.

0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 1>So you thought it was cocaine, you on molly, you

0:48:38.800 --> 0:48:40.919
<v Speaker 1>had been drinking. You were like, well, let's just add

0:48:41.040 --> 0:48:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it was meth.

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:44.840
<v Speaker 2>It was meth, And I was like, oh, now I

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:46.560
<v Speaker 2>know why this bitch has been here for seven days.

0:48:46.560 --> 0:48:49.359
<v Speaker 2>What meth was for poor people? Rich people do math,

0:48:49.520 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 2>yes they do, because it's expensive. It's nice.

0:48:53.280 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 3>But people who ain got no teeth and chopping Walmart

0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 3>do math and trailers.

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:01.960
<v Speaker 1>No, Sis, It's like it's like over fifty dollars a

0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:03.440
<v Speaker 1>bag for a little.

0:49:03.560 --> 0:49:06.360
<v Speaker 3>Pretty much as a little bag of cocaine. Cause I

0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:08.480
<v Speaker 3>don't know, I wasn't. I've never paid for drugs in

0:49:08.480 --> 0:49:11.360
<v Speaker 3>my life, but I feel like like an of dollars

0:49:11.360 --> 0:49:15.200
<v Speaker 3>one hundred dollars. So methods half the price of cocaine. Yes,

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:16.799
<v Speaker 3>but how much does crack cost?

0:49:17.080 --> 0:49:20.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Don't ask me these stupid crack.

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Every time we get on this on the podcast, it

0:49:23.760 --> 0:49:26.319
<v Speaker 1>goes back to something about drug related and I look

0:49:26.400 --> 0:49:27.600
<v Speaker 1>like the drug mule.

0:49:27.440 --> 0:49:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Because you are drug mules. Not I've never heard in

0:49:31.200 --> 0:49:31.800
<v Speaker 2>my life.

0:49:31.880 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I just want the listeners to know that I am

0:49:35.040 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 1>not this person anymore. I've lived the life, but I

0:49:37.960 --> 0:49:40.920
<v Speaker 1>am no longer the like. Okay, shout out to Comedy Central.

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Right now, I have the story and I still have

0:49:45.560 --> 0:49:46.840
<v Speaker 2>my teeth, so.

0:49:46.760 --> 0:49:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Please, and these are her original teeth, I mean most

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:49.760
<v Speaker 1>of them.

0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Yo.

0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:53.560
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to get some TV. I want to

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 1>go all out. I want to go there.

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I want to have glasses on and I want to

0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>have like a little little veil on. I want to

0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:00.480
<v Speaker 2>make it like wedding.

0:50:00.719 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, my TV teeth, the teeth that I have

0:50:02.640 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 3>right now, they have been like white, and I'm a

0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:06.800
<v Speaker 3>tiny bit I don't want them to be too white.

0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, my TV teeth is me getting in visent

0:50:09.600 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 1>line because I have a good smile.

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:12.960
<v Speaker 2>My teeth. My teeth are decent.

0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I just have spaces on the side, so literally, and

0:50:15.760 --> 0:50:18.839
<v Speaker 1>that could have been from the Maley of Myth anyway.

0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:19.320
<v Speaker 2>From the med.

0:50:21.040 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Y'all said, you got your meth teeth, Your myth teeth

0:50:23.000 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 1>are gonna get you on TV though.

0:50:24.239 --> 0:50:26.839
<v Speaker 2>No, my meth story is going to get me on

0:50:27.040 --> 0:50:31.000
<v Speaker 2>TV intervention. No, they're just gonna be like, wow, you

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:31.839
<v Speaker 2>went through all of this.

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 1>Well, I told my I told my roovie story last

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 1>night and people were literally blown away. They were literally like,

0:50:39.239 --> 0:50:42.359
<v Speaker 1>there's no way that this story is true. And I said,

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:45.840
<v Speaker 1>this is bits and pieces of stories, but yes, this

0:50:45.920 --> 0:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>is all of this is mainly true, mainly true.

0:50:49.040 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, I lie when I'm on stage, so have you

0:50:50.400 --> 0:50:51.960
<v Speaker 2>ever come see me? Just know that I'm lying to you.

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean. Anyway, we ended up staying at this dude's

0:50:54.920 --> 0:50:57.360
<v Speaker 2>place for a day and a half and then he

0:50:57.440 --> 0:50:57.680
<v Speaker 2>got it.

0:50:58.239 --> 0:50:59.680
<v Speaker 1>We had to get our friend who had a car

0:50:59.719 --> 0:51:03.680
<v Speaker 1>to get us. Yes, we were like what We were like, dude,

0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 1>we don't know when we're going back.

0:51:05.760 --> 0:51:07.279
<v Speaker 3>You didn't have nothing to do, You said a day

0:51:07.280 --> 0:51:09.720
<v Speaker 3>and a half, So y'all get there at seven o'clock

0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 3>in the morning.

0:51:10.160 --> 0:51:17.759
<v Speaker 2>You're there. It was, say you're there until Monday, afternoon. Yeah,

0:51:17.880 --> 0:51:19.319
<v Speaker 2>I am judging you so hard right now.

0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:22.600
<v Speaker 1>I know, and that's that's the thing. I'll be bearing

0:51:22.600 --> 0:51:25.000
<v Speaker 1>my soul to you. And I know that you be

0:51:25.080 --> 0:51:25.520
<v Speaker 1>judging me.

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I do. I know that that's because I'm a

0:51:27.440 --> 0:51:30.200
<v Speaker 2>good friend. No, no, this, But how are you going

0:51:30.239 --> 0:51:31.880
<v Speaker 2>to judge the past? That's the past?

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:33.560
<v Speaker 3>You know who I am right now. I love that

0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:37.320
<v Speaker 3>you lived so much. I think it's fantastic because you're pretty.

0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:39.680
<v Speaker 3>If you were ugly and you'd lived all that stuff,

0:51:39.760 --> 0:51:43.640
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, well, obviously, but fantastic friend. And that

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:48.520
<v Speaker 3>we sure wouldn't because that's how I met you. Oh,

0:51:48.520 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 3>she's hideo. You know, I gotta go.

0:51:51.520 --> 0:51:54.719
<v Speaker 1>My mouth is dry, but I always get worried. I'm like, dude, man,

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I devoled so much. I don't hold back. And there's

0:51:57.640 --> 0:51:59.560
<v Speaker 1>still more, there's still.

0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:01.120
<v Speaker 2>After I are you not telling us it?

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Listen, everybody listening to the podcast right now is curious

0:52:03.800 --> 0:52:04.919
<v Speaker 1>as to what you hold it back.

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:07.839
<v Speaker 2>You should diveold everything. We're fam There's just there's just more.

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:11.439
<v Speaker 2>There's just what more? What more than myth is there

0:52:11.480 --> 0:52:14.239
<v Speaker 2>that you're not telling us? Are we gonna name this

0:52:14.440 --> 0:52:15.120
<v Speaker 2>more than meth?

0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:22.120
<v Speaker 1>More than man, I just can't believe that that was

0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.800
<v Speaker 1>my life for several years.

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 2>I did tell Comedy Central that you did these things

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:31.560
<v Speaker 2>for several years. Why are you selling all this stuff

0:52:31.560 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 2>about me.

0:52:32.120 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 3>At the meeting because you weren't there. So I was like, well,

0:52:34.200 --> 0:52:35.799
<v Speaker 3>you kiss, you want to know who sitting is? She

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:39.080
<v Speaker 3>did meth for several years and.

0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Horse tranquilizer, Marie, she thought it was cat tranquilizer.

0:52:44.400 --> 0:52:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Are you just like that's a big ass cat? Are

0:52:48.120 --> 0:52:49.200
<v Speaker 2>you trying to get me? Not?

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:54.359
<v Speaker 3>On Comedy Central, cis Honestly when you go just they

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:55.520
<v Speaker 3>thought it was hilarious.

0:52:56.160 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because white people think that shit is funny. You know.

0:52:59.760 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Every time I tell a black person my story, they're like, day,

0:53:02.800 --> 0:53:03.960
<v Speaker 2>like I'm a pray for you.

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:08.960
<v Speaker 1>They're like, honestly, well, they think that I'm a survivor too,

0:53:09.000 --> 0:53:11.200
<v Speaker 1>because they're like, Wow, you went through all of that

0:53:11.280 --> 0:53:13.279
<v Speaker 1>and you still look like that and you're still in

0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:13.960
<v Speaker 1>good spirits.

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm like the good spirits, I'm actually quite.

0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Depressed, but you But I won't let my exes know that.

0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:24.080
<v Speaker 2>No, obviously not. They don't know. But I've been through

0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:24.399
<v Speaker 2>a lot.

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and when I go home, I'm like I can't

0:53:26.840 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 1>believe I've been through that.

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:32.080
<v Speaker 2>You're like, oh yeah.

0:53:31.920 --> 0:53:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Whenever I pulled, I just blast Mary J. Blige in

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:36.520
<v Speaker 1>my apartment sometimes you mean.

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:39.800
<v Speaker 2>In Adrian's apartment? You really?

0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean did you tell the did you tell Comedy

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Central that she lives in an apartment that's not hers?

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:48.160
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't tell that.

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:49.839
<v Speaker 1>That's something you could have felt like it was not

0:53:49.880 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 1>my place, God, it was my place.

0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't say anything like that. You told me in confidence.

0:53:58.200 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 3>I said, like stuff that like has been shared on

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:03.080
<v Speaker 3>the podcast with you know, a couple thousand of our

0:54:03.120 --> 0:54:06.719
<v Speaker 3>closest friends. Yeah, you know, I plugged your one woman

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:10.040
<v Speaker 3>show that's coming up in March. What's the date, eighteenth?

0:54:10.160 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 3>March eighteenth? And where at the dupelea at the Dupe

0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:15.640
<v Speaker 3>I plugged the show and they're like, oh yeah, yeah,

0:54:15.880 --> 0:54:16.200
<v Speaker 3>try to.

0:54:16.120 --> 0:54:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Come to that.

0:54:16.760 --> 0:54:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like, as where I am right now,

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of like, damn, should I have said all

0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 1>this shit? Like I had no manager, I had know

0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:27.759
<v Speaker 1>nothing when I was telling all these stories before.

0:54:27.600 --> 0:54:30.640
<v Speaker 3>And what does your manager think? He thinks it's hilarious.

0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 3>So he's a white man, so yeah, it's hilarious. That's

0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:35.080
<v Speaker 3>all I was like, damn, do I need Toby Black? No,

0:54:35.160 --> 0:54:37.319
<v Speaker 3>because you're you're doing like a I'm Black And I'd

0:54:37.360 --> 0:54:42.080
<v Speaker 3>laugh at you all the time, at oh at atu

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:46.759
<v Speaker 3>all the time, fool foolish laugh. But you're like, you're

0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:49.160
<v Speaker 3>like the young You're like baby Tiffany hat Is. Her

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:51.920
<v Speaker 3>story is crazy too, and she I mean took her

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:53.440
<v Speaker 3>a long time to get to where she's now, but

0:54:54.000 --> 0:54:56.400
<v Speaker 3>her story is insane. She was like homeless for a while,

0:54:56.400 --> 0:54:59.000
<v Speaker 3>living out of her car, Her mom was abusive, the

0:54:59.080 --> 0:55:00.400
<v Speaker 3>dad tried to kill them.

0:55:00.640 --> 0:55:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but that's like a sad story that she turned

0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:07.440
<v Speaker 1>to humor. I don't necessarily have a sad story. It

0:55:07.480 --> 0:55:08.960
<v Speaker 1>was kind of like, how did you get to point A?

0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Doing math that you think was cocaine is pretty sad

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:15.360
<v Speaker 1>to me. Really doing kennamine that you thought it was

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:18.840
<v Speaker 1>a cat tranqualizer is pretty sad to me. Really, City,

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:21.440
<v Speaker 1>it's not not sad, it's not happy. These are not happy.

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm like, this is people living their life. Man,

0:55:23.680 --> 0:55:26.359
<v Speaker 2>you got your life, you got one knows to live.

0:55:27.400 --> 0:55:29.239
<v Speaker 2>When you were let me let me ask you this

0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:32.719
<v Speaker 2>question before we wrap this up. When you were doing

0:55:32.719 --> 0:55:36.120
<v Speaker 2>all these drugs and going to Westchester. How many other

0:55:36.200 --> 0:55:37.279
<v Speaker 2>black people were in the room.

0:55:37.320 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 3>There were absolutely, no, absolutely, And I knew that that

0:55:39.840 --> 0:55:40.719
<v Speaker 3>was a rhetorical question.

0:55:40.760 --> 0:55:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Sis. I knew it was just you and Basion.

0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:45.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what, I just want to tell

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:49.440
<v Speaker 1>my white friends that this has nothing to do with you.

0:55:49.800 --> 0:55:52.520
<v Speaker 1>This was all me because I had so many different

0:55:52.520 --> 0:55:55.120
<v Speaker 1>groups of friends. Remember that, I don't believe that you

0:55:55.120 --> 0:55:57.120
<v Speaker 1>had black group of friends. I did not have a

0:55:57.200 --> 0:55:59.160
<v Speaker 1>group of black friends. But I'm telling you that this

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:01.600
<v Speaker 1>is different groups of wife. The people that I was

0:56:01.640 --> 0:56:03.880
<v Speaker 1>doing met with were not the friends.

0:56:03.600 --> 0:56:06.600
<v Speaker 2>That I was at Rose Bar, not the people at Refrabs,

0:56:06.880 --> 0:56:09.879
<v Speaker 2>not the people that you know now, these are other

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 2>part I met your old roommate and I was like,

0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:18.080
<v Speaker 2>it makes sense. Shout out to city.

0:56:18.280 --> 0:56:21.600
<v Speaker 3>We were at a party last summer and Sydney was like,

0:56:21.719 --> 0:56:23.560
<v Speaker 3>does anybody have an extra tooth.

0:56:24.760 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 2>For this man? He needs an extra tooth. I was like, oh,

0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:28.279
<v Speaker 2>my godsmissing the tooth.

0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 1>But he's actually a very sweetheart and I love him

0:56:30.480 --> 0:56:33.080
<v Speaker 1>dearly and I'm so glad that we went through the

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:35.799
<v Speaker 1>things that we did. But yeah, you know, I was

0:56:35.840 --> 0:56:37.799
<v Speaker 1>not it was different groups of friends because I had

0:56:37.800 --> 0:56:39.640
<v Speaker 1>a friend coming to me, and they're like, Sidney, the

0:56:39.680 --> 0:56:42.080
<v Speaker 1>way you portray some of your friends, it's like, which

0:56:42.120 --> 0:56:43.520
<v Speaker 1>friends are you talking? I feel like you need to

0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:46.440
<v Speaker 1>point out the friends. I thought it was your rosebud

0:56:46.560 --> 0:56:50.480
<v Speaker 1>refrab friends. I thought it was Rose bar Refrash.

0:56:50.600 --> 0:56:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh. And remember I told you there was a whole

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:54.160
<v Speaker 2>time when I just went out by myself.

0:56:54.640 --> 0:56:56.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even go with them because I knew that

0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 1>they're like, bitch, were not down for this, you crazy?

0:56:59.480 --> 0:57:01.359
<v Speaker 1>Honestly think about it now, those friends are all too

0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:05.839
<v Speaker 1>pretty to do meth. Absolutely not. They would never even

0:57:05.880 --> 0:57:08.959
<v Speaker 1>if I said it. They even like molly and stuff.

0:57:09.000 --> 0:57:11.200
<v Speaker 2>They don't do that really, but I feel like they

0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:14.080
<v Speaker 2>do cocaine. They do that nose.

0:57:13.880 --> 0:57:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Candy because that's like, you know, that's like a penthouse

0:57:17.240 --> 0:57:22.560
<v Speaker 1>party drug. Yeah, but you know they're all having babies,

0:57:22.920 --> 0:57:29.360
<v Speaker 1>going Thailand. They're doing stuff now that it was a phase,

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:30.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, And.

0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:35.320
<v Speaker 2>It was an ear phase. Yes, everybody. Everybody has moved

0:57:35.600 --> 0:57:39.520
<v Speaker 2>past that. And now I'm trying to pick up the pieces.

0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:41.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, all I got is this fucking story.

0:57:41.840 --> 0:57:43.080
<v Speaker 2>What am I doing? Now?

0:57:43.600 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 3>It's a show, it's a TV show, it's a movie.

0:57:46.400 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 3>Maybe maybe it's not a TV show. Maybe it's a movie.

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:52.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta write it, you gotta, you gotta write Yeah.

0:57:52.080 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 1>But I just feel like there's enough stories of black

0:57:54.600 --> 0:57:58.080
<v Speaker 1>people and women doing drugs, being in a hole. Like

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you gotta have uplifting stories.

0:58:00.720 --> 0:58:02.240
<v Speaker 2>Well at the end, you you turn it into like

0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:02.920
<v Speaker 2>a Tyler Perry.

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:04.960
<v Speaker 3>At the end, Shamar Moore has a lace front braidwig

0:58:05.080 --> 0:58:07.280
<v Speaker 3>on bit and he takes you to church or something.

0:58:09.000 --> 0:58:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Vanessa Williams bakes a pie. I don't know, Sis, Come on,

0:58:11.680 --> 0:58:12.480
<v Speaker 3>you gotta think about this.

0:58:12.560 --> 0:58:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I gotta think about it because it is my life.

0:58:14.760 --> 0:58:17.320
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, man the way I At the end of.

0:58:17.240 --> 0:58:20.040
<v Speaker 3>The movie, Loretta Devine is there and she she says, oh,

0:58:20.080 --> 0:58:21.960
<v Speaker 3>she's not watching me across the street and she looks,

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 3>and you're watching.

0:58:23.200 --> 0:58:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I want Regina. I want Regina King or Hall of

0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:29.600
<v Speaker 2>one of them reginas in to play what you she

0:58:30.240 --> 0:58:30.959
<v Speaker 2>too buffed Tola.

0:58:31.800 --> 0:58:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen her arms? You got them them gumby arms.

0:58:38.040 --> 0:58:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Her arms are super buff.

0:58:39.480 --> 0:58:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I do have gumby arms. I was looking at her

0:58:41.880 --> 0:58:43.760
<v Speaker 2>some pictures. I was like, but you gotta go to

0:58:43.800 --> 0:58:45.040
<v Speaker 2>the gym work my arms out.

0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:46.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, let's talk about these pictures that we

0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:49.040
<v Speaker 3>took at the last show. That wig was a shiny ass,

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:49.880
<v Speaker 3>terrible mess.

0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:51.480
<v Speaker 2>That's why I can't go to LA because I don't

0:58:51.520 --> 0:58:54.680
<v Speaker 2>have muscles yet. And when I get my muscles together,

0:58:54.680 --> 0:58:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll go there. I have muscles, but they're like paper mache.

0:58:57.560 --> 0:59:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I haven't been in the gym since December. You still

0:59:00.480 --> 0:59:00.919
<v Speaker 2>look great.

0:59:01.000 --> 0:59:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean that that wig you came to the show

0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:05.600
<v Speaker 1>that wig was I was really surprised at you jeek

0:59:06.240 --> 0:59:07.560
<v Speaker 1>m that we was bad.

0:59:07.840 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 2>It was not a Black History Mother wig at all.

0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:12.040
<v Speaker 2>It was definitely a January That was a January wig.

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:14.600
<v Speaker 2>That was definitely a January wig. That week was trash.

0:59:14.680 --> 0:59:16.760
<v Speaker 1>But you see, I'm working on other wigs now, my

0:59:16.760 --> 0:59:22.800
<v Speaker 1>my ethnic pieces. Now that's our audition WI my authentic

0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:24.040
<v Speaker 1>black girl hair.

0:59:24.600 --> 0:59:26.880
<v Speaker 2>It looks cute. I like it. You know that. You

0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:29.560
<v Speaker 2>know what wig that is. I warned that last year.

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:32.720
<v Speaker 2>But you know, I'm just doing reason until I do

0:59:32.720 --> 0:59:34.720
<v Speaker 2>my hair before I go to California. So that's what's

0:59:34.760 --> 0:59:38.000
<v Speaker 2>what's happening. So so the lesson that we learned is

0:59:38.120 --> 0:59:40.480
<v Speaker 2>I should not get in a card to party for

0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:42.160
<v Speaker 2>an hour and a half when I'm in La because

0:59:42.160 --> 0:59:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I might do meth. I feel like I'm a bad friend.

0:59:45.160 --> 0:59:47.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need to work on being better friends.

0:59:47.920 --> 0:59:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Why what you mean?

0:59:49.160 --> 0:59:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Because I feel like I, how are you a bad

0:59:51.680 --> 0:59:53.720
<v Speaker 1>You're I feel like you're the best friend that most.

0:59:53.560 --> 0:59:57.120
<v Speaker 2>People could ever want. Really, you're a good friend.

0:59:57.200 --> 1:00:00.760
<v Speaker 1>You'd be remembering things, you'd be remed backs when they

1:00:00.760 --> 1:00:04.880
<v Speaker 1>look d You ask questions, and you seem like you care.

1:00:06.840 --> 1:00:08.400
<v Speaker 3>You check it out. Others you'd be like, I just

1:00:08.440 --> 1:00:10.200
<v Speaker 3>wanted to make sure you're okay. You buy gifts.

1:00:10.280 --> 1:00:13.560
<v Speaker 1>You'd be buying flowers for people birthday parties, people that

1:00:13.640 --> 1:00:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I'd be.

1:00:13.920 --> 1:00:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Like, why are you buying? Really, we don't even really

1:00:17.600 --> 1:00:20.040
<v Speaker 2>like her? And you'd like, I gotta get flowers for

1:00:20.160 --> 1:00:23.680
<v Speaker 2>her birthday show? And I'm like, wow, wait, who did

1:00:23.720 --> 1:00:24.280
<v Speaker 2>I get flowers?

1:00:24.280 --> 1:00:25.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, But when I met you, every time

1:00:25.640 --> 1:00:27.840
<v Speaker 3>you were doing somebody's birthday show, you were stopping at

1:00:27.880 --> 1:00:29.240
<v Speaker 3>some corner Bow Diaggade store to.

1:00:29.160 --> 1:00:31.760
<v Speaker 2>Get some flowers. That's when I have money. It broke me.

1:00:32.000 --> 1:00:35.240
<v Speaker 2>Has come all the way out, like I'm not as thoughtful.

1:00:35.600 --> 1:00:37.400
<v Speaker 2>You see what kind of gloves I got your ass?

1:00:37.840 --> 1:00:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that was the real me. That was

1:00:41.160 --> 1:00:41.760
<v Speaker 2>a bad friend.

1:00:43.080 --> 1:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>That was a one time I was a bad friend, Marie, right,

1:00:45.480 --> 1:00:47.040
<v Speaker 1>But I'm saying I told I just said that you're

1:00:47.280 --> 1:00:48.960
<v Speaker 1>the best friend that most people could ask for, but

1:00:49.040 --> 1:00:50.840
<v Speaker 1>that when you got me those Christmas gloves, that was

1:00:50.880 --> 1:00:54.720
<v Speaker 1>you being a bad friend, a poor friend.

1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:58.440
<v Speaker 2>It was more so poor friend. A poor friend is

1:00:58.480 --> 1:01:06.640
<v Speaker 2>a bad friend. I want a rich friend. I think

1:01:06.680 --> 1:01:09.360
<v Speaker 2>we should end on that note. Hook is d a

1:01:09.760 --> 1:01:12.600
<v Speaker 2>f u kk. I thought it was a bit of

1:01:12.680 --> 1:01:16.440
<v Speaker 2>q oh, I said, d a f u q hook.

1:01:16.680 --> 1:01:17.320
<v Speaker 2>This is fun.

1:01:17.600 --> 1:01:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I'm gonna miss these long ast uh these long

1:01:21.040 --> 1:01:23.960
<v Speaker 1>ast recorded chats with you. Really, I mean, we had

1:01:23.960 --> 1:01:26.240
<v Speaker 1>a way to record a phone conversation. Let's see, we

1:01:26.240 --> 1:01:27.280
<v Speaker 1>could plug into the board.

1:01:27.600 --> 1:01:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think we can.

1:01:28.560 --> 1:01:31.120
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the the whole situation is that we don't

1:01:31.160 --> 1:01:33.480
<v Speaker 1>have equipment. So that's why I want you all to

1:01:33.520 --> 1:01:37.160
<v Speaker 1>slide on over to Patreon become a member, because you know,

1:01:37.240 --> 1:01:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the money that you put towards Patreon, we put towards.

1:01:39.840 --> 1:01:42.800
<v Speaker 3>The podcast, honestly, and we just got our first little

1:01:42.840 --> 1:01:43.520
<v Speaker 3>Patreon check.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it was just in time.

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<v Speaker 3>I almost didn't send you your half because I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I set up the account. Wow, Marie, but

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<v Speaker 3>I sent you, I told you what the total was

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<v Speaker 3>that I divided it in half.

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<v Speaker 1>And I sent it to very honest. I appreciate you

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<v Speaker 1>said that, like you're not that honest. I'm always honest, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I always feel like I try to give more more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Well, Sydney, what time? When's the next show in February? Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>on the twenty eighth. It's the last day. We got

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<v Speaker 1>Roy Wood Junior.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to do it the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 1>And Amina, She's like, am I taking Marie's spot? I said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting a spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. People are like real hot. And then I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to find two more people to do to that I

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<v Speaker 2>saw last night. Oh you want black people?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want Okay, it's a black History Monk show

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<v Speaker 1>because it is the last day of the year, of

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<v Speaker 1>the month month, and I should not be rude in.

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<v Speaker 3>Book White people. Yeah, white people, even though I love them,

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<v Speaker 3>I like white people. I'm not going to say love.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a strong word. Okay, So go on to Patreon

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<v Speaker 3>check that out. Sydney's show. Her one woman show is

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<v Speaker 3>going to be March eighteenth. Yeah, that's a Saturday or Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a Sunday Sunday, March eighteenth at the Duplex. You

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<v Speaker 3>hit her up for the tickets, yes, And then you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta go on Marie Foston dot com because the website

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<v Speaker 3>is really cute and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Want you guys to join my mailing list. Share it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's gonna be great and all my dates. If

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<v Speaker 3>you're based in LA, or you're close enough to LA

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<v Speaker 3>that you want to be weird and drive to a show,

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<v Speaker 3>you could do that. But just know that if you're creepy,

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<v Speaker 3>you will be banned for life.

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<v Speaker 2>For life, alright, Love you guys, Bye bye