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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, how's they already doing? Sydney? How are you? Hey, Marie,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm sick, but I'm great, you know, I mean

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Speaker 2: we sound like the same man.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's it's rough, except you sound like a man.

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Speaker 2: That's like inner Josh.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, you seem like you have energy me

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Speaker 1: and I'm holding on by by a thread.

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Speaker 3: Well, how long have you been awake, dude? Let's let's

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Speaker 3: let's take a step back. Awake for a couple hours.

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Speaker 2: Up at eight am? Okay, and m interesting.

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Speaker 1: I can't because I wake up congested and I can't breathe.

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Speaker 2: So I wake up early because I'm literally dying. Now

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Speaker 2: you know how fat people feel? Ew? Did I just

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Speaker 2: say ills fat people? That's so rude. So sorry for

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Speaker 2: the larger people that are past. My bad, My bad.

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Speaker 2: Fat people like to laugh. Hi, fat friends. I like

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Speaker 2: to call them large. I don't know if large is

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Speaker 2: better than fast, thick? Actually thick. I like thick because

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Speaker 2: thick means you have shame. There's that energy.

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Speaker 3: Think is a word that is thrown around in the

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Speaker 3: black community inappropriately.

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Speaker 2: Everybody's not thick. Some of y'all are fat. Damn Marie.

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Speaker 2: This is no body shaming. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: Unofficial expert, and I'm the unofficial expert of people not

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Speaker 3: knowing what the thick means.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, I don't like to call people, you know, fat.

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Speaker 1: That's a lie because if something happens, if there's a

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Speaker 1: crime that's committed.

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Speaker 2: I saw the whole thing. The fat guy fell.

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Speaker 1: Ah, you said, guy, I called men fat. I don't

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Speaker 1: have no problem shaming a man. You'd like it was

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Speaker 1: a fat lady that fell.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. And then he hit this fat lady. No,

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Speaker 2: I'd like, you don't say she was like the thick

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Speaker 2: lady she looked at she was in King's magazine. Jay,

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Speaker 2: damn lie. No, no, we're starting a rude up up.

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Speaker 2: I mean I think we have to start off pretty

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Speaker 2: rude so people know, oh, this is the right podcast

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 3: And is it really rude? Like I mean, I remember

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Speaker 3: you said the King magazine. Are those magazines still out?

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Speaker 2: Yes they are. They are.

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Speaker 3: Who's buying those thick King magazine cover model quote unquote

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Speaker 3: model magazines?

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Speaker 1: Niggas in jail. That's like two packs of cigarettes. No,

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Speaker 1: people will be sending it to the dudes in jail beating.

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Speaker 1: They dis to the double Lexit magazine. You know that's

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Speaker 1: little Kim.

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Speaker 2: I know how many did they get? Can they bring

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Speaker 2: that back? I think Cisco's probably fat now, okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you know that he is pleasantly plump.

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Speaker 1: He did a concert with Maya and she was done

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Speaker 1: up and he was there in like a track suit.

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Speaker 2: Ye. But it was like one of those housewives, I'm

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Speaker 2: running some errands track suits.

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Speaker 1: So they had Ryan stones, had the rhymestones and it

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Speaker 1: was like and it said juicy on the button.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's exactly when you said he had on

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Speaker 3: a track suit. That's what I envisioned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like running errands. He's like running to

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Speaker 2: the post office, real qol. He had on like slides,

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Speaker 2: uh huh. He's like good socks going to bergdoms with

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Speaker 2: the girls. He had like girls with the girls, and

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Speaker 2: he had like a hat visor type situation. It was sad.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Maya's in here in like a leather

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Speaker 1: She had like a leather skirt and then she had

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Speaker 2: She was doing a lot. I was like Okay, Maya

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Speaker 2: was not doing enough. No, she was. She looked good.

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Speaker 2: She looked good.

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Speaker 1: Listeners Google Cisco and Maya current concert and did.

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Speaker 2: They perform at a mall, because in my mind that's

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Speaker 2: where it was. He performed near anti As There.

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Speaker 3: It was a cinnabun on one side and a Brookstone

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Speaker 3: on Krispy Kream in the back. Fancisco probably had donut

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Speaker 2: And he was like, it's all about me, Me, me,

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Speaker 2: You really unleashed dragon. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I have a dragon chain on. I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: don't think he's in the dragons anymore.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a certain there's a certain type of

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Speaker 1: man that's into like kung fu and dragons and fireballs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're called nerds. No, I don't think it's a

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Speaker 2: nerd thing, don't. I really don't think it's a cool dude.

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Speaker 1: Well, not a single cool man that you In the

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Speaker 1: early two thousands, everybody was trying to early two thousands.

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Speaker 1: We were in high school in the early two thousands,

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Speaker 1: we didn't care about it, but there was dudes who

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Speaker 1: were getting tattoos of like dragons and dragons were popping

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Speaker 1: in the early two thousands. I remember people would wear

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Speaker 1: those oversized silk button up shirts dragon on the back. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and they're still popular because of who Game of Throat They're.

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Speaker 2: Not still popular. Dragons are cool Game of Thrones, that's it.

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Speaker 3: Not on a shirt. You don't want to date a dude.

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Speaker 3: I don't want a day to do with a dragon blouse.

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Speaker 3: That's that's not my No, that don't make me whit.

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Speaker 1: Whenever I see a guy in a dragon shirt that

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Speaker 1: he's usually at the airport's.

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Speaker 2: Pull a call around, pull a somebody's dad. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: why can't I get in one of these golf carts?

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Speaker 2: I got a bad knee? Yeah yeah, yeah, you have

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Speaker 2: a dragon shirt. You're obviously old. Those are hand me

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Speaker 2: downs exactly. That's a mess. Mmmm. Anyway, roasing men's fashion

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Speaker 2: is a good rant for a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we're doing uh, we're trying to do these podcasts while.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be in La yep.

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Speaker 1: So for on paper, I keep saying a month, but

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be going until April.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, so you gonna miss me now? Actually, no, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: me too.

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Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you know what, this

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Speaker 1: is the perfect time for Marie to leave, so.

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Speaker 2: I can, uh, you know, spirit your wings and fly. No,

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Speaker 2: just not talk to somebody every day. I talk to

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Speaker 2: Adrian everything.

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Speaker 1: I don't talk to you every day anymore though, No,

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Speaker 1: because I was like, she going to la I can.

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Speaker 2: You're weeding yourself off me? Yes, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think the listeners want to know if

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Speaker 1: you don't have a replacement for the month and a

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Speaker 1: half that I'm gone.

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Speaker 2: People are sliding in my DMC. People are asking me

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Speaker 2: if they can slide into Marria slide there.

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Speaker 1: Literally, people are like, so Ree's leaving And I just wondered, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, if you can go to tea sometimes, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, how are you gonna do the show?

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Speaker 1: And what are you gonna do for for the hot box?

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Speaker 2: White women? White women. I was like, you would have

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Speaker 2: to be black for you to replace Y.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna pop up and Zoe sell down a black face,

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Speaker 3: Nina Simone black face.

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Speaker 2: I was like, uh, I don't know. I think I'm

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Speaker 2: good on my own. How many people have messaged you?

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Speaker 1: Five? Five people? Yeah? Wow, Yeah, it was really funny.

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Speaker 1: Because they're like, oh, Marie's going to LA, so what

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Speaker 1: are you guys gonna do a podcast? Was like, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean what are we gonna do with the podcast?

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Speaker 1: We gonna keep thriving, What do you mean what.

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Speaker 2: Are we gonna do? Well? Can I be? I know

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Speaker 2: I'm not funny or anything, but can I also be

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Speaker 2: be mean and cut me down?

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Speaker 1: White women are disrespectful? Shout out to all the rude

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Speaker 3: Those are my, I want to say, least favorite, but

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Speaker 3: also my favorite type of white women.

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Speaker 2: What the rude bold ones? What you like? Sis? Who

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Speaker 2: are you in this confidence from? I mean, listen, nobody's

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Speaker 2: replacing you because he replaceable to the left left? No,

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Speaker 2: I literally have no energy for anyone, not even myself.

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Speaker 2: So has Adrian asked you if she could do the

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Speaker 2: podcast instead of me? She said, how come you guys

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Speaker 2: haven't had me on yet? That's what she is. Can

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Speaker 2: we have Adrian on? Let's have one. What does she

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Speaker 2: want to be? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Let's just sit down and talk to her. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is a painful episode. No, it's not it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be good. I'm already hurt. Mustna, it's gonna be funny.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm sick because what happens is when

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Speaker 1: me and you were together, we were like Adrian, ha ha.

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Speaker 1: And then when you get with Adrian and you're like, oh, Sydney, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she does this and they do that, and then I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: is this gang up on Sydney day?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're a pretty easy target, I really am.

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Speaker 3: And it's not right.

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Speaker 2: I need you guys, It's okay, not right, it's not

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Speaker 3: So you want us to gang up on you, that's

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Speaker 3: what you're saying, No, because you want he on the one.

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Speaker 3: You know what's gonna happen. I want us to chat

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Speaker 3: it up. I mean we could just shop, but we

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Speaker 3: could roast Adrian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Well, give me some give me the inside scoop on Adrian,

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Speaker 2: Bray, I tell you everything. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: And I know she just got laid off, but she's

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Speaker 2: still Yeah, why are you telling my girls business? You've

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna turn your thing off down because you loud

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Speaker 2: You're blowing people's headphones speakers. I just I feel like

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Speaker 2: you've already talked about that on the podcast. She's unimplored,

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Speaker 2: but she's making more money than both of us still know.

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Speaker 2: She just got another gig for next week. I said,

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Speaker 2: how the fuck are you getting all these gigs? She's like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: if I do well, then i'll have it for a

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Speaker 2: month and then I won't have to work for April,

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Speaker 2: April and May. I was like, are you fucking kidding here? Wow? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's setting up for April and May. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean because she has a rate. When you freelance,

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Speaker 1: you fucking you give them whatever price you want.

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Speaker 2: This is what a day. This is what I get

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Speaker 2: paid a day.

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Speaker 1: I know people who are freelanced, you know, sometimes they

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Speaker 1: don't pay that.

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Speaker 2: No. But she's making money. She's really good at her job.

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Speaker 2: What the hell is her job? I don't know me,

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Speaker 2: you ain't got no job. No, But she.

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Speaker 1: Does have a job, and she's really good. She's a

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Speaker 1: jack of all trades. She could do whatever.

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Speaker 2: And I think they call them lesbians of all trades. Wow,

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Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with gender. It's just she

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Speaker 2: could do it. Honest. See, I think for a women,

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Speaker 2: it's Jill of all trade, Jill of all trades.

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Speaker 1: But I mean she here's a lesbian, so Jack, it's fine.

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Speaker 1: She's I mean, she just got another gig. And I'm

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Speaker 1: just sitting there like I was, well, I'm working on

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Speaker 1: my one woman's show.

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Speaker 2: What you doing?

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Speaker 1: She's like, I'm making money, I know, to support, to

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Speaker 2: You're a kept woman. She's like, you really are a

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Speaker 1: But Adrian's doing the lighting and the sound.

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Speaker 1: So sad, she's booking, she's printed out the flyers.

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Speaker 2: So depressed. It's I can't. I was like, I was

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to bring the mood down

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna be like, well, I found

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Speaker 3: Yes, But the other day I got to look at

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Speaker 1: The dog gotta go, two dogs. Both the dogs got

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Speaker 2: Go, they gotta work. They can leave service dogs.

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Speaker 3: He got two big ass, hairy ass dogs. And he's like,

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Speaker 1: Well, you don't like animals, so you don't have to

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Speaker 3: They're not gonna let it. It's not it's not about

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Speaker 2: They're like it says that your credit is two hundred

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Speaker 3: Like it's other pages coming I think the rest of

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Speaker 2: You're a lie. Don't worry.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, it's gonna be so much

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Speaker 2: People are looking for jobs. Yes, he says, everybody in

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Speaker 3: So I got up today and I was looking up,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, who is making eight hundred dollars? Me?

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Speaker 1: It was just reading these articles on like Deadline and

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Speaker 2: Just go out there and be like God is good.

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Speaker 2: God is good.

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Speaker 1: He's going to make sure that whatever is for you

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Speaker 3: Thank you, sister Washington. But what if acting is not

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Speaker 2: This for me. You sound real Haitian right now, Jesus says, real,

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Speaker 2: I sound real Haitian. What does that even mean? Just

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Speaker 2: the negativity. I'm Sidney, you're not Haitian, but you be

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Speaker 1: Think, I'm like Haitian by default. I don't even know

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 1: I just watched Will Smith do a parody of his

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Speaker 1: well not he didn't.

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Speaker 2: Birth them, but he came out of Will Smith's penis.

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Speaker 2: He like gave the sperm to make him who he is.

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Speaker 2: It's just fucking crazy. And then I was like, actually,

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Speaker 2: I just want Will Smith to be my dad. That's it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do you want to regular I

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Speaker 3: don't want to have a dad. You can borrow sad

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Speaker 3: love Sam, you can borrow some. I actually like him

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Speaker 3: a lot, please, he's sweet.

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Speaker 2: You've met my father one time.

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Speaker 3: I've met him more than once. When was the other

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Speaker 3: you hanging out with my dad?

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Speaker 2: Wow, I've been to your house more than once.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We

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Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta take a nap. She was like,

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Speaker 2: Fight in the driveway and I was like, but we

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Speaker 1: And I was like, Damn, I don't have anybody to

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Speaker 2: That's allow. You got a girlfriend. I'm here. I'm happy

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Speaker 2: for stuff that you put out.

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Speaker 3: Nigga, you don't even like my ship, I said, Damn,

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Speaker 3: I do like your stuff. Let's go to your let's

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Speaker 3: go to your las. Still three Instagram posts. I like

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Speaker 3: everything that you post. It'd be late, it'd be late.

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Speaker 3: I don't because I unsubscribed from I mean, I I

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Speaker 3: it because I don't like the notifications because I get distracted.

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Speaker 1: Oh I took all the notifications off. Take your notifications

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Speaker 1: off all your phone. But the problem was that is

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Speaker 1: when somebody messages me on Instagram, not Instagram but Facebook,

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Speaker 1: Messenger or anything, I don't get it. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: So there'll be a gig. And I was like, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: I hadn't checked it in like three days, and somebody

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Speaker 2: Oh it's very booked to the spot, it's fulfilled. I said, well,

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Speaker 2: y'all didn't want me that bad. I know you wasn't

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Speaker 2: really looking for me. You can you sent me a pigeon?

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Speaker 2: You know? You know I'm out in the street.

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Speaker 1: You do you know where the shows I put my

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Speaker 2: You know where the fuck I am? Anyway, Yeah, so, just.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of putting shows up, Marie Foston dot com is live.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I saw it. It looks great.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I just wanted to be one simple, clean page.

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Speaker 3: I want people to look at it and be like,

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, it.

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Speaker 3: Look like I'm doing more than I am. No or no, no,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't. It look like I'm I've done more than

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Speaker 1: Yes, it looks good and it's simple, and it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like, okay, well I see her face and I

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Speaker 1: definitely want to book that, right.

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Speaker 3: I put my resume on there today and my booking information.

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Speaker 3: I put my manager's email, but also my emails on

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Speaker 3: there too, just in case Kate don't respond. It's booking

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Speaker 3: inquiries and then management. Yes, well, yeah, I wanted it

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Speaker 3: to be. I went to so many different people's websites.

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Speaker 3: but I didn't want like a comedian goofy page. I

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Speaker 3: I want people to be like, oh, she you know she,

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Speaker 3: she's a thespian. She acting see, this is a this

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Speaker 3: is a solid headshot. I didn't want like comic sands,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to be oh no, no, no, that's clean. I

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Speaker 2: went on Beyonce dot com. I was like this, I

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Speaker 1: When I do my page, I just want I don't

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Speaker 1: even know if I'm to put up like videos and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm just gonna put like a picture

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Speaker 2: Put all that in there and like you did, and

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Speaker 2: that's it. I think I would like to put a reel,

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Speaker 2: but I don't have one yet. So when I get it,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're always shooting video and doing people

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Speaker 1: and they'll be like a little there's a there's a

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: I mean, if the real is short, like you can

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking about it. I have mad video clips

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Speaker 2: of me on stage, so I could put that in

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Speaker 2: my reel. Yeah, put a couple of those. Put a

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Speaker 1: Also, if you're trying to do acting stuff, you should

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I have the talking head stuff from vidiots

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Speaker 2: It off online. That's what I gotta do. Listen, just

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Speaker 2: google YouTube to m P four, put the link in.

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Speaker 2: That's what you have been doing. You you're otherwise, you're

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Speaker 2: they don't do that. They're gonna never right back. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got you. They never said, oh, you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't have enough storage. Shut the fuck up. My other other,

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Speaker 2: my laptop, it just it blew up the other day.

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Speaker 1: That's on my mother's computer, you know, my man my

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Speaker 2: You know what. That's on that. And I'm currently on

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Speaker 2: my typewriter with Wi Fi. I don't have excuses. And

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Speaker 2: it's like you, first of all, you have me do

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Speaker 2: that whack ass gig for free.

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Speaker 1: The least you could do is give me my fucking

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Speaker 1: footage up front, Like what are you do?

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Speaker 2: Footage front? I want my foot front. You don't want

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Speaker 2: it to be up like edited at all, you know,

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Speaker 2: like movie, give me my ship.

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Speaker 3: You're not paying me, give me my footage now now

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Speaker 3: and then. I don't know why I thought websites were

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Speaker 3: more expensive. But squares space is a good look. We're

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Speaker 3: not sponsored by them, so don't run over there.

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Speaker 2: They should.

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Speaker 1: They need to fuck we're our sponsorship at I mean

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Speaker 1: seeing that everybody's podcasts and stuff. I'm like, this podcast

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Speaker 1: is wet, not ours, but theirs. How they get sponsorship,

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Speaker 1: how to get thinks to sponsored?

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Speaker 2: Thinks?

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Speaker 3: Is that the underwear for women who don't want to

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Speaker 2: Are nasty ass? Yeah? Yeah, it's a sponge. It's a

437
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 2: thick panty. Okay, I have them. They're actually chill. You

438
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,920
Speaker 2: are groups they are. I did it because I wanted

439
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,679
Speaker 2: to see how it is.

440
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,800
Speaker 3: How much of those panties cost eighteen dollars for one panty?

441
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, but the coverage or you got

442
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,160
Speaker 2: little thongb we got different styles, all styles. I don't think.

443
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 2: I think. I don't think a thinks panty should come

444
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,159
Speaker 2: in a thumb. It's a thong because when you have

445
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,160
Speaker 2: the light days and you're like, oh, I'm not gonna

446
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 2: put on a thick ass pad for these little drip drops.

447
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,159
Speaker 3: If I'm putting on some blood panties, I feel like

448
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 3: they should be full coverage, even if it's gonna be

449
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:10,760
Speaker 3: a light day.

450
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:11,600
Speaker 2: Nah.

451
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 1: This it's just like you know when it's when it's

452
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,760
Speaker 1: in that like little light pinkish stage where you're like, oh,

453
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,040
Speaker 1: I get.

454
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 2: A panty line of four cost no eighteen dollars, dude,

455
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,359
Speaker 2: I really want a whole bunch of cotton. I don't know. Listen,

456
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,000
Speaker 2: this is what they have. I tried it. It was cool.

457
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,640
Speaker 1: The thing is is that the whole time I'm thinking

458
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 1: about this fucking blood in my panties, and then you know,

459
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:39,480
Speaker 1: blood smells a little after a while.

460
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,960
Speaker 2: How long you're wearing these panties for? You got to

461
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 2: change them around real good, dude. That's like changing your

462
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: baby's diaper.

463
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 3: How long do you How often do you have to

464
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 3: change these panties?

465
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,360
Speaker 2: I mean you could wear it all day, That's how

466
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,120
Speaker 2: panties work. But so you funky? No?

467
00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:59,719
Speaker 1: You funky and dying? I want to I wouldn't tell

468
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 1: nobody need to like smell me.

469
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 2: Yo, sir, excuse me? Can you smell my cat? Can

470
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:13,439
Speaker 2: you smell my cat? So final verdict, you recommend them

471
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,399
Speaker 2: or no? I mean I didn't pay for them, so

472
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 2: it was cool, But I wouldn't. I don't know.

473
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,119
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go out dancing in these things. You do

474
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 1: it because you the commercials though women be dancing they'd

475
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: be at yoga. They're hiking, don't you Why would you yoga?

476
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 1: Come on, boot, just wait it out. You can last

477
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,399
Speaker 1: four days without doing yoga.

478
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 2: You're straight. Don't worry. I mean, I mean, I don't

479
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,199
Speaker 2: care about yoga. Yoga is boring of all the of

480
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 2: all the things.

481
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the things was cute. I was like, you

482
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,160
Speaker 1: know what, I'll do this on a on a random day.

483
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 1: But like, how like what if I sit too fast

484
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 1: in my thinks? Is blood gonna splatter everywhere?

485
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 2: Nope?

486
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,719
Speaker 1: So how does it? What's the science here? I don't know,

487
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:55,960
Speaker 1: but it's like it's.

488
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,000
Speaker 3: Like the blood goes all the way up to the

489
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 3: waistband of the top of the panting. Somebody passed me

490
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 3: on this them making the like having a pad in

491
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 3: the in the crotch part. But it soaks everything up

492
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: and even if you squeeze out the panty, the blood

493
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,120
Speaker 3: doesn't come out, So the blood lives in the panties. Now,

494
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 3: I guess so does sound like some funky ass straws?

495
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 3: You got to hand wash them?

496
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:16,239
Speaker 4: Ah?

497
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I wash them. That's why they not clean.

498
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,719
Speaker 2: I know you don't have to hand washing. Hands are

499
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 2: too soft, are they do. You see my hands turn

500
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 2: my hands, I mean they're yellow, but I don't think

501
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: that looks like.

502
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 1: Through a thousand miles. It looks like I walk on

503
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: my hands and die five hundred maths.

504
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,320
Speaker 2: That's with my hands, like I literally walk in the

505
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 2: corner store. Your hands look like like I played the violin,

506
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: or like a white lady who keep both falling.

507
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,639
Speaker 1: Actually, Alicia Keys has little nebby hands. Nebby hands.

508
00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 4: She hit nobss you holding with him?

509
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,320
Speaker 2: People don't know what we're talking about.

510
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 3: There's a video on YouTube now and it's this dude,

511
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: this black dude like uh redid the SpongeBob characters in

512
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,439
Speaker 3: the background, but they're black.

513
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: They're black.

514
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: It's a little fin black like sardines. And they're like,

515
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: what's the order?

516
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: The order?

517
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: It's like customers be like at a restaurant and you

518
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: know they never let me get them, let me get

519
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: up like you know how long they take to figure

520
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: out what they want?

521
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:37,320
Speaker 2: And what would you.

522
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,199
Speaker 1: Think if you hold the you'll figure it out by

523
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: the time you're done saying the word.

524
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

525
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: It's sometimes you get up there and you're like, I

526
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: want this, and then you change your mind.

527
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 2: Listen.

528
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have an idea in your mind of what

529
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 3: you want and then you see somebody else in front

530
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 3: of you get something else, and you're.

531
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that does look good.

532
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's how feels in relationships, you know, how

533
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, I want a relationship, and then

534
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: you see your friend out thriving, all single.

535
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Let me get up. Let me get up.

536
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 3: You know because when I was in a relationship, you

537
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 3: were like, ell, that's whack. You have a man, you

538
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 3: need to leave him because you're And then I left

539
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 3: him and you got a girlfriend and you were like we're.

540
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 2: Moving in together. I'm leaving my washer and dryer and

541
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: we're getting cats. And I was like, You're like I

542
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,119
Speaker 2: don't want that. Death don't want that. And then but

543
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,919
Speaker 2: then you saw me at dinner, I was like, I

544
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 2: didn't even bring my wallet. You're like the gay bad.

545
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: But then you also saw a split several checks before,

546
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: you're like, y'all Venmo in each other. I'm like, my

547
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 2: boyfriend was trying to get me to download Venmo for

548
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 2: a whole year. Ah, and I was like, I don't.

549
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 3: Have enough space in my phone. And then when we

550
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 3: broke up. I was like, oh, him mad.

551
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: You know that Nigga's so much money, dude everything. If

552
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: I if it was him and I saw you in

553
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 1: the street, I'm like, excuse me, he don't.

554
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: He don't come downtown down down, Well.

555
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 3: I mean he's gonna bump into you and you'd like

556
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 3: so I feel like we need to talk. No, that's

557
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 3: only gonna happen, like if when I become famous, Like

558
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 3: he'll see my face on a bus as he's leading

559
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: his house and he'll be like, you know who, I

560
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 3: need to reach out to Marie for all that money

561
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 3: she need to venmo me.

562
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to do a show about breaking up

563
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: with somebody. And then they become famous and then you

564
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 1: see their face everywhere and it just reminds you all

565
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: the shit that they used to do, and then it's

566
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,199
Speaker 1: just that journey of trying to get in touch with

567
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 1: that person. So you're like, hey, I really feel like

568
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: we need to talk because if I'm gonna keep seeing

569
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: your face around here, Yeah.

570
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 2: But that's like an episode of a show. The whole

571
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: show would be that. No, no, no, that sounds like a short.

572
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 3: Also, like I feel like it would be funny if

573
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 3: you finally get to the person and you're like trying

574
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 3: to get into the hotel room or whatever, or trying

575
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 3: to get into their the VIP area or whatever, and

576
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 3: then you finally see that bouncers like no, no.

577
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: No, no, no no no no no.

578
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 3: Poor people pass this point like they did get I

579
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 3: was thinking the same did Kevin Hart at the Super Bowl?

580
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

581
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, if anybody I had sex with became famous,

582
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: you would find them. I mean, I have a situation

583
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: where the nigga was on the brink and then all

584
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: of a sudden.

585
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 2: I was like, you got a Netflix. God, damn it.

586
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: Like the nigga was on the brink. He was on

587
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: the brink of blowing up. And I was like this

588
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: guy in the Jordan's the God. Really he was at

589
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: the cellar and they're like, oh, he's about to blow up.

590
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: I was like this guy, he looked like you take

591
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: out the trash. He looked like he's he's the dishwasher.

592
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: And they were like, ah, man, you don't know, maybe

593
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 2: this is just an off day. It was like off day,

594
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: But when one day is this on day a leapyar

595
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: thing every four years, he got an old day. I

596
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: was like, is that a fat farm puffer you got of? My?

597
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: God?

598
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 2: Remember the fat farm sneakers that everybody was up estimate? No,

599
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: I never remember that. You don't remember them?

600
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 3: They were like they looked like the Stan Smiths, but

601
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 3: they were like they had the.

602
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 2: P on the side. Nope, never remembered it.

603
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: I only saw them in the magazine and said, an'tbody

604
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 1: wearing these shits except Russell with his rough cord. Ain't

605
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: nobody wearing this shit except that nigga who made them.

606
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 3: Well, Russell Simmons was one of these me too niggas,

607
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: and I thought it was like John Travolta. Remember they

608
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 3: said that he like he like harassed a male dude

609
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 3: that was giving a massage.

610
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 2: That's what was gonna be the Russell Simmons story too.

611
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: But apparently it's women that he was arresting. Well, this

612
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: is off the record, but on the record because it's

613
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 2: on the podcast. But you know, I used to serve

614
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 2: Russ Yes several times and he would come in with

615
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 2: women that were fairly younger than him.

616
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: Of course it's a cool fifty eight. I thought he

617
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 3: was a million, and the women are like they'd be

618
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 3: like twenty gorgeous tall models that in this situation.

619
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if I'm gonna have anybody on

620
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: my side, but these girls knew what the fuck was up.

621
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: They knew they hanging out with this dude that could

622
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: be the great Uncle yep. And he's obviously taken a

623
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: ride there. He's famous. They're going places, they trying to

624
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: make a name for themselves.

625
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: It's a it's a give and take. It's one of

626
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 2: those situtions where there's no way that this this young

627
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: girl doesn't know what's up. He's all as fuck. Do

628
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 2: you think you want to be your friend? He wants

629
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 2: to be You think this yoga, this yoga retreat, ass

630
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: fat farm having dude is trying to be your friend,

631
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: you are crazy.

632
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 3: I mean, if I'm gonna be friend with somebody who's

633
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 3: that old trust and believe they're paying for everything and

634
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: I might could give.

635
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: Up some ass, That's what was the situation. I mean,

636
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: that's what it is. It is. We all got bulls,

637
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: we got dreams, we got goals. I don't want to

638
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: pay my rent. And Russell Simmons is you know here.

639
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: I only got to see him and his wrinkley Seatles

640
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 2: dick once a week.

641
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: No thank you, and you know he ain't no ass,

642
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: no thanks. I don't he got that sunken severe white man.

643
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: But I mean at the time if I was drinking maybe,

644
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: but sober looking at that, No, I have no patience.

645
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 3: Once a week, I can't Once every other week you

646
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 3: have to bang wrestles.

647
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: Oh I can. I can't do it. I literally just

648
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: don't have the tolerance he probably has like a squishy penis.

649
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I can't even think about actual any penis going in

650
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: my mouth.

651
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about that either any Why are you going there?

652
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: But you said Russell Simmons, and I was like, I

653
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: can't think of anybody even if.

654
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: And you immediately go to penis in your mouth? Wow,

655
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: you have you have?

656
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: I mean you think he's not asking these girls to

657
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: go down on him?

658
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: Damn?

659
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: Do you not think that I have? Like Russell Simmons,

660
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: I have herbies. I don't want you to get it

661
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: on your penis from my mouth is that. I don't

662
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: think any You think you don't have it.

663
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: You don't think he don't have it.

664
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: If Usher Raymond has it, he has it. If Usher

665
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: Raymond has it, everybody has it.

666
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 2: There's no West. True.

667
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: Everybody in Hollywood does date everybody. Yeah, like, come on, dude,

668
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: if not wearing, no, let's go back. If Usher has it,

669
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 1: then Chili got it. If Chili got it, then who

670
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: did Chili date? She's dated everybody.

671
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: Are we gonna play this game?

672
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: Yes, let's play six degrees of herbies. We're gonna play

673
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: this one degree of her herparation.

674
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 2: I feel like t Bo's probably kissed Chili on the

675
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 2: mouth before, so.

676
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 3: She got that means warrant, let me give you something

677
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 3: to think about. That's left eye. But was saying that,

678
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 3: give you something. She kissed Chili, you get your head

679
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 3: and well, but then the TLC sung, dude, god jayon

680
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 3: out of fuzzs, he some herpies.

681
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: You're I need a quit dot nigga.

682
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean honestly, you So you're telling me t

683
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: Ba's and Chill you never kissed before.

684
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've never kissed.

685
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that these are girls who are famous. So

686
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: if we were famous, I still wouldn't gives you.

687
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: Were you famous? So you drink? I don't drink. So

688
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: if I was wasted, I might have felt I might

689
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 2: have fell and gainst you. I was looking for a

690
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: lump in your breast. I'm sorry doing the breast exam. Girl.

691
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: We ain't never did no Molly together, Like there could have.

692
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: Been a situation I did Molly with you and he

693
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: was sober. Yeah, and I was basically a babysitting. I

694
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: was trying to make sure niggas don't.

695
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 2: Touch, don't judge, don't judger. Back up. Basically, I was

696
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 2: a security guard. You were in my boundary. You were

697
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: my Kevin Costner. That's what I was doing. So yeah,

698
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 2: but okay, so I forgot it. Choc I mean Chili

699
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 2: stated so many people.

700
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: Who is on that show? She was on that show

701
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: where it was like, fine Chili, A man did Chili

702
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: and the game kiss. The game definitely got it.

703
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: Games got something.

704
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: Oh man, he's so fine, Like really, yes, you think

705
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: the game is fine? Listeners, you don't think the game

706
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: is fine? Please google the game. His name is the game.

707
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: I thought for years his name was just game, and

708
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: they're like, no, it's the game. I'm like, like the

709
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: Weekend but spelled incorrectly. Please look up the game. The

710
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: game looked like he has sex. He has sex, but

711
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: he like dips his penis and hennessy like that's what

712
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: the game looks like.

713
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: No, he's definitely pouring Hennessy on you. Yes, four he

714
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: fucks you? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's okay.

715
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: He's got pretty eyes too. Please those are true blends.

716
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: No they're not.

717
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: He got those those contacts at the mall in Jamaica

718
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: on Jamaica.

719
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: Av He definitely beaten you if you say something crazy

720
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 2: to him.

721
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: The game is choking you while you have said but

722
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 3: when you pass out.

723
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 2: Then he comes. It's not it's not for you, that's

724
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: it's for him. Yeah, he's definitely.

725
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: Also, wasn't he a porn star or like a stripper?

726
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: The game looks dirty.

727
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 3: It's I don't like too many tattoos like that, Like

728
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: it makes your skin look dinger ry.

729
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: So you face tattooed like that, Marie.

730
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: So you're telling me you ain't never hooked up with

731
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: a dude that possibly looked a little dirty. O.

732
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm saying, yes, I get it.

733
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 3: No, they never looked dirty though, they never look dirty.

734
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 2: I like things that smell nice. Yeah, I'm sure he

735
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 2: smells good.

736
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 3: Come on, sis, you tell him out here for the

737
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: face tattoo. Also, but I do need to get a

738
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 3: hood nigga on the roster for twenty eighteen.

739
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 2: No, that beard looks itchy. His beard looks like it

740
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: has like mites. Yo, You're too fucking difficult, dude. I

741
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: don't like the way you.

742
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: Find in twenty eighteen. That is that looks clean? Let's

743
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: know that you're gonna have on the checklist.

744
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: You're like, is this teeve? How he smell? What he wears?

745
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: Nice?

746
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: Dude? I can't money? Does he have money? It's like,

747
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 2: come on, bitch, like live it up. You can't be

748
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 2: a hole with all these standards. Yes, I can. You

749
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: gotta let the game bust one. You know what I mean. Hey, hey,

750
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: it's the game. Listening to the to the podcast right

751
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 2: now in my friend. No, don't bust in nothing in me.

752
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 2: I'm busy. I just got my website up. The game.

753
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 2: You can't. Can we look up his real name? What

754
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 2: is the game's real name?

755
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like Darius Gerard jac On Jason

756
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: ja Oh my god, j j A y c e away.

757
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: I feel like in twenty eighteen, you can fuck a

758
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 2: jayce On? Why you in la a J.

759
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 1: Well, the game is California, okay, So when you go

760
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: to LA and you, I don't know, be a hoe whatever.

761
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wait to the end of the trip

762
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: to tell me or are you gonna tell me why

763
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: you're there?

764
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 2: I was planning on waiting until the end of the

765
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 2: trip to tell you.

766
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 3: You think I should tell you while it's happening. I mean,

767
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 3: so you can report back.

768
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: If you want to maintain a healthy friendship with a

769
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: long distance friendship, I feel like we got to talk at.

770
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 3: Least once a week. You gotta FaceTime or something. Okay,

771
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 3: I'll FaceTime you from the bed. Okay, so you after

772
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: you didn't hooked up with Nigga.

773
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.

774
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: No, can you in a nice corner somewhere with some

775
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: good lighting. Just update me once a week.

776
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: Once a week. If you let Jayce on bust bust

777
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: one in that ass, He's not gonna bust one in no. Okay,

778
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: Well listen, you gotta let it. Come on.

779
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 3: It's the game dating somebody right now? Because I feel

780
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: like he dates hood rats down.

781
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 2: I think he's single. How old is Jayce on thirty seven?

782
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: Let's see, hold on, he's six four. That's your type.

783
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: That's your type, that's your type. Wow, he's sick. That's

784
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 2: how tall. He's six four, that's totally you. What could

785
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 2: be lying?

786
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 1: He's six to and he's got a he's got a

787
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: big ass chest, he's got a oh his back, girl,

788
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I've.

789
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 2: Seen like his dick per and I feel like it's

790
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 2: pretty big. It's so big. I don't have insurance though

791
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy nine seventy nine is I'm not gonna do

792
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 2: to mathsist thirty nine, thirty eight forty. Yes, yes he's older.

793
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: He's older, but he doesn't look old. Okay, so City,

794
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: I feel like you've lived your whole phase.

795
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 3: What are some rules that you have for me to maintain,

796
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 3: you know, the whole lifestyle in La Okay.

797
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: First of all, you can't call a friend and ask

798
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: do you think there's no thinking?

799
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 2: Don't ask.

800
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't gonna I was. Do you think it's

801
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 3: safe to get No? No, this is what I'll do.

802
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: I'll take pictures of the license plate, send them to you.

803
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: Yes, then the next day report back with you know

804
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: what the stats were? Yes, But I'm saying, like you,

805
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 1: you can't think too much about it. You just gotta

806
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: go with the flow. But make sure you're safe. Just

807
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: make sure somebody knows where you're going. Okay, So then

808
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 1: it can't be you then, because you're gonna be in

809
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: New York.

810
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 2: I'm a messag.

811
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gotta be somebody now because there's what I'm

812
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: gonna do. Its three hours and you know my phone

813
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: be delayed so by the time I get some charge

814
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: exact one percent. Yeah, I'm missing for three days. You're

815
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 1: like just a lot of sacks. Let the let the

816
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: bit be a home.

817
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: She's let my friend a hole. People will be worried.

818
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, she had j how it up, hol it up,

819
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: watch it all out, watch it fall out. Yeah. Also

820
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 2: also ho in.

821
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: You gotta get your your panty game up because I

822
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: know how your panties be.

823
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: Sis. I don't be wearing thick ass think panties. Sis.

824
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 2: The penny lines and your panty lines be popping. I

825
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 2: like her panty line. I hate a thung. God, I

826
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: love well. I throw some in there, dude, throw some

827
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: in there.

828
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: You gotta let a amigos REGOs whatever amgos, nigga. I

829
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: don't want tot your thong like it's a garter. Oh

830
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: I got a wedding.

831
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta let them do it.

832
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: You gotta get some thongs with some rhinestones and some

833
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: real TEXI some yeah, get some clear successory thongs. I

834
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: want you to be dazzled a funk out of your thongue.

835
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: Somebody listening has a dazzler that we can borrow before Saturday,

836
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: let me know.

837
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 2: Okay ah. Another thing about being a hoe.

838
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: Preferably, you know, you gotta get a little loose, so

839
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: you gotta have like at least two drinks, just two

840
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: drinks due. But even when you have two, you be

841
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: sipping on it and then the two be lasting for

842
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: the whole night, and it's like you're not really drug Sydney.

843
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 2: I don't know how you're gonna be as a whole girl.

844
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

845
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to be present as a

846
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 3: whe though yes, you can be present, I feel like

847
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 3: I can't.

848
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: I don't want to be. I don't want to be drunk.

849
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: You don't want to be like Ebony No from Player

850
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: Players Club. No, I don't want that. Make the money.

851
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: Don't let the money make you.

852
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: That's the movie of the week in Guess You'll are

853
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 3: Wondering Players Club, And that's also the movie for.

854
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 2: Do your research and watch that.

855
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: If you haven't this podcast, why do you even know us?

856
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? You should be present, But I will tell you

857
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: some of the best nights I can't even remember, man,

858
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: but it's dick in your nose.

859
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: Nose had a good ass time. The nose had a

860
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: good ass time. And and you gotta go to fun spots.

861
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: You gotta go to spots since you wouldn't normally go

862
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: because that's where the fun is at if you go

863
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: to a place that you would go.

864
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 3: But if I'm gonna be in LA, I'm gonna going

865
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 3: to places that I wouldn't normally go. Yeah, yeah, So

866
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 3: any places where like, I'm not gonna be like, is

867
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: this a Checkers?

868
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: I recognize Checkers. I'm going like what, No, that's not

869
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: That's not gonna be my truth on the West Coast.

870
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 2: Yes, So any any place could be your like ho

871
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 2: on beyond Okay, anything that you don't want me to

872
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 2: do while I'm in LA, I.

873
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: Prefer I preferably wouldn't want you to be with beige, man,

874
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: But I feel like you're gonna do it anyway, So.

875
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: It's probably gonna happen at least one time. Yeah, at

876
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 2: least once. It's fine. What am I gonna do?

877
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: What?

878
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: I could just not tell you about that? I mean,

879
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 2: I just want to have secrets between me and you.

880
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 2: Do you want that? You don't have We don't have

881
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,319
Speaker 2: any secrets between us. No, Ury. I feel like I'm

882
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: very open.

883
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm more open on this fucking podcast than anybody in

884
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: the fucking world.

885
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: That's because you're dumb. We love you, Sydney Washington.

886
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 3: I was at this meeting yesterday with Comedy Central not

887
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 3: to brag, and I was talking to them about how,

888
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 3: uh we had a drug expert on and everything that

889
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 3: she said she had done. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

890
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 3: me too. Well when I did mess the first time,

891
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, you told Comedy Central that, dude,

892
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 3: But they listen to the podcast. Hey, comedy Central.

893
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well when you go to your meeting

894
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 2: next week, make sure you reiterate that. Uh you're you're

895
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 2: sober now, oh, very sober. I hope you. I hope

896
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 2: you said that. Like my friend whose journey was quite crazy.

897
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: I talked about you.

898
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: Doing Kettemine more than one time, Marie, and there was

899
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: a girl there.

900
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 3: I was in a meeting. It was six people in there.

901
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 3: Everybody was like, oh my god. But one person was

902
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 3: quiet and she was like, honestly, I did kay once

903
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 3: and it was amazing.

904
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: She did it several times. She was like she was like,

905
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 2: it was amazing.

906
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: And then this other girl was like, wow, why did

907
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: you do kettymine?

908
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 3: Did you think it was something else? It's a judgy

909
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 3: as she's like, what did you think it was? She's

910
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: in a meeting.

911
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: What she looked like the one why would you do

912
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 2: kedemy short hair? Like, first of all, we're gonna start

913
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: up top, why you should do kedem I made a

914
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: little power point, a little power boy for y'all pointer

915
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 2: and just be like, well, why you should have ketemine

916
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 2: in your life? Yeah?

917
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: Honestly, I can't believe you did that. But you just

918
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: threw me under the whole bus depot. How I'm gonna

919
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: sell myself in that bus depot? Will you tell yourself

920
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: how you've been telling yourself?

921
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: Sis?

922
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was like such well now I'm trying

923
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: to revamp myself.

924
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 2: But but I'm just like the image. Yes, So no

925
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 2: more talking about your age. You know, I'm talking about

926
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 2: drugs that you've done. I haven't told my age in

927
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 2: a minute. Yes, yes, I haven't. I had to wean

928
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 2: you out for that.

929
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: I've been throwing I've been throwing fifty out there. I

930
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: said twenty seven to fifty. I said twenty seven dash fifty.

931
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 2: That's my age. Now, that's hilarious.

932
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm trying to revamp it. But I'm also trying

933
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: to see, like, what's fun about me now? Because I

934
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: talk about all this stuff that was fun in the past,

935
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: But what am I doing fun now? I'm in a relationship,

936
00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm gay, and I'm sober. It's I'm like, how do

937
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: you terrible? I'm like, how do you sell this? How

938
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: do you make this?

939
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 2: Like?

940
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: That's another reason why I feel so disconnected with my

941
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: friends because they know the old me. So I feel

942
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: like I got to wipe all these motherfuckers out of

943
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: my life because I'm like, you knew me when I

944
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: was the one who get the party started. I was

945
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: the one to be like, no, no, no, no, we

946
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 1: going all the way to west Chester to a party.

947
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: That's that was just west Chester bitch channel one night,

948
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: one night.

949
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: Can we set the scene real quick?

950
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: For those of y'all who don't know what Westchester is,

951
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 3: It's where white people with money move when they they

952
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 3: too fancy for the city and they want a yard.

953
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: Yes, Westchester, if you want, if you want a gazebo, west.

954
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 3: Chester, wrap around porch, Westchester, two car garage, west Chester.

955
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: So we were already at this party, was already four

956
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 1: four point thirty.

957
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: It was shutting down. It was shutting down, or it

958
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: was done.

959
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: It was shutting down, it was it was closing up,

960
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: and we were trying to figure out somewhere else to

961
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: do because we had already just dropped some more molly

962
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: dropped it. When you say dropped, I mean it's been

963
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: dropped in your mouth, you sweating. Yes, So we already

964
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: are fucked up. But we're like, well, we're not going

965
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: home yet because we already did this other just.

966
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: Do a fresh millege drop it, go home.

967
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: And we knew, damn well, the party was almost over.

968
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: But we live on the edge, you know what I mean.

969
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: It's like, we'll see where this goes.

970
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 2: So y'all, y'all, your eyes are all bloodshot, your mouth

971
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: is like your teeth are grading each other.

972
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: No, girl, I was twenty five at the time, so

973
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: I was always fresh faced, always moisturized. People would see

974
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: me at like seven o'clock in the morning, like, did

975
00:43:59,360 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 1: you just get up?

976
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, bitch, I'm black.

977
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:06,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm black, haven't been to I don't sleep.

978
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: I'm up. It's still tomorrow for me. Woke, I stay alive.

979
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

980
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: So we're at the party and then somebody get a

981
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: text from this dude who's goott like lives in this

982
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,760
Speaker 1: mansion in the Westchester and he got all the drugs

983
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 1: and all the drinks.

984
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, should we go? But where were

985
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:27,399
Speaker 2: y'all at the party? That was at four o'clock? We

986
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 2: were somewhere in midtown.

987
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: Y'all went from how do you get to Westchester? You

988
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: took a train? You have took a car.

989
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 2: This guy got a car for us. Oh that's nice.

990
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 2: They got the car.

991
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: They were like, okay, he's going to get a car

992
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: for us, and we're gonna I had just I had

993
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 1: gotten out of work met them at this party and

994
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: then they were like, oh boom. As soon as I

995
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: got there, I was like, yo, where drugs at?

996
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: I do the drugs? And then they're like up lights

997
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 2: the fuck.

998
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 3: Like and then the less and the like this is

999
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 3: the last one of the night man, dude, you that's

1000
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 3: the song that I always played at the end of

1001
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 3: the night. Yeah, that White People's House.

1002
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: No No. But they were playing like a house music

1003
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,959
Speaker 2: version of that, so it was like.

1004
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: They were playing the the remix with something like that. Anyway,

1005
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 1: so everybody's like, ah, should we go? I was like, yes,

1006
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: we're all going. So it was like five of us,

1007
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: So y'all secure the car. H The car ride is

1008
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: an hour and a half at four o'clock in the morning.

1009
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: That's how far it is. That means there's no traffic

1010
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: at four am. But it still took an hour and

1011
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: a half. It was so fucked So I'm there.

1012
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 2: So you get there six am.

1013
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: I took a nap. I took a nap in the

1014
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: car because I was like, I'm too wired.

1015
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 2: Drugs just hitting your bloodstream.

1016
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 1: Yes, but I still got to close my eyes because

1017
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: I gotta be ready for this other party. So we

1018
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: get there. We see a girl who's kind of like

1019
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: in a robe or whatever. She don't live there. I

1020
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: was like, in a row, Yeah, I knew the girl.

1021
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: I was like, Teresa, what are you doing? Sas like

1022
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: I've been here for I've been here for seven days.

1023
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 1: I said, what, I came here seven days ago for

1024
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: a party and I haven't left Yetteresa.

1025
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 3: Well, you know what happened is Teresa also got a

1026
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 3: car ride a car to Westchester, and she was waiting

1027
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: for the car to take her back.

1028
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: She said, I said, is is this a halfway house?

1029
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: What's going on here? But it's a mansion. What did

1030
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: the mansion look like?

1031
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: In my mind, it looks like the Britney Spears music

1032
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: video where she's with Tache that sleepover mansion. When I

1033
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 1: say mansion, bitch is very loose man, it was a

1034
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: two point two point one bag.

1035
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: It's a three bedroom too bad.

1036
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 3: Mansion's mansioned to me. It's not like an EMPTV crackhouse.

1037
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: It was like when they called it a mansion because

1038
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 3: it had a mailbox.

1039
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: It was like when the Red Man went to newarkm

1040
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: TV Cribs.

1041
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 2: And the screen door was ripped.

1042
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, that Redman episode is the

1043
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 3: one episode of Cribs that I remember more than anything else.

1044
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 3: Any who, any who, So I'm there in this You're

1045
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 3: in this cracked in.

1046
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 2: Cracked in with a porch. No, but it's real nice,

1047
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: like the hardware, floors. Everything looked clean, the walls are still.

1048
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 2: I was on drugs, so everything looked clean and white.

1049
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 2: But that was just the drugs. So then there's a

1050
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: party room. So there's like a disco ball. They've got lights.

1051
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 3: How big is the party room? Probably be sizes my

1052
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 3: living room. No, it's a little bit bigger than this,

1053
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 3: like Elasa's room, my roommates room. It's like this plus

1054
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 3: your plus your room plus your roommate's room.

1055
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: It's big. It's a party with my entire party. Yet

1056
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 2: it's a real party room. So they got bottles of

1057
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 2: gray Goose, they got all types of mixers, Andy, all

1058
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: this stuff, and I'm like, okay, we could they turn

1059
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: the music on the guy's houses.

1060
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: He's a DJ, so he's gonna be playing music all night.

1061
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: So I was like, don't even have to worry about

1062
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: the music. Then they pull out what I thought was cocaine. Yes, yes, yes,

1063
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: let's get into it.

1064
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 3: It was but you had already done molly, yes, So

1065
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 3: for me, like, I can't imagine mix molly and weed, yes,

1066
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 3: but I can imagine mixing molly with cocaine.

1067
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,760
Speaker 2: You mix everything, or cocaine with anything, You mix anything,

1068
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 2: that's free.

1069
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: If I had to, if I paid for the molly,

1070
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: I would not mix it with cocaine. But since it

1071
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: was not my drugs, I said, hey, let's mix some

1072
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: drugs up. I'm not what, sis, listen, I don't even

1073
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: want to mix alcohol with drugs.

1074
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: You mixing trust with drugs? Drugs A and classic drugs, drugs, alcohol.

1075
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: Hard narcotics. Okay, go ahead. But it was free, so

1076
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 3: I get they kind of are all the same.

1077
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.

1078
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: So you thought it was cocaine, you on molly, you

1079
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 1: had been drinking. You were like, well, let's just add

1080
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: it was meth.

1081
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: It was meth, And I was like, oh, now I

1082
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: know why this bitch has been here for seven days.

1083
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 2: What meth was for poor people? Rich people do math,

1084
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: yes they do, because it's expensive. It's nice.

1085
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 3: But people who ain got no teeth and chopping Walmart

1086
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: do math and trailers.

1087
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: No, Sis, It's like it's like over fifty dollars a

1088
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: bag for a little.

1089
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 3: Pretty much as a little bag of cocaine. Cause I

1090
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 3: don't know, I wasn't. I've never paid for drugs in

1091
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 3: my life, but I feel like like an of dollars

1092
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars. So methods half the price of cocaine. Yes,

1093
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 3: but how much does crack cost?

1094
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. Don't ask me these stupid crack.

1095
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: Every time we get on this on the podcast, it

1096
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: goes back to something about drug related and I look

1097
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: like the drug mule.

1098
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: Because you are drug mules. Not I've never heard in

1099
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: my life.

1100
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: I just want the listeners to know that I am

1101
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: not this person anymore. I've lived the life, but I

1102
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: am no longer the like. Okay, shout out to Comedy Central.

1103
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: Right now, I have the story and I still have

1104
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 2: my teeth, so.

1105
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: Please, and these are her original teeth, I mean most

1106
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:49,760
Speaker 1: of them.

1107
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: Yo.

1108
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get some TV. I want to

1109
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: go all out. I want to go there.

1110
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 2: I want to have glasses on and I want to

1111
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: have like a little little veil on. I want to

1112
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: make it like wedding.

1113
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 3: Okay, well, my TV teeth, the teeth that I have

1114
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: right now, they have been like white, and I'm a

1115
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 3: tiny bit I don't want them to be too white.

1116
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: I mean, my TV teeth is me getting in visent

1117
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: line because I have a good smile.

1118
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 2: My teeth. My teeth are decent.

1119
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: I just have spaces on the side, so literally, and

1120
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: that could have been from the Maley of Myth anyway.

1121
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 2: From the med.

1122
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: Y'all said, you got your meth teeth, Your myth teeth

1123
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: are gonna get you on TV though.

1124
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,839
Speaker 2: No, my meth story is going to get me on

1125
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 2: TV intervention. No, they're just gonna be like, wow, you

1126
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 2: went through all of this.

1127
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: Well, I told my I told my roovie story last

1128
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: night and people were literally blown away. They were literally like,

1129
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:42,359
Speaker 1: there's no way that this story is true. And I said,

1130
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: this is bits and pieces of stories, but yes, this

1131
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: is all of this is mainly true, mainly true.

1132
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 2: Well, I lie when I'm on stage, so have you

1133
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 2: ever come see me? Just know that I'm lying to you.

1134
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 2: I mean. Anyway, we ended up staying at this dude's

1135
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 2: place for a day and a half and then he

1136
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 2: got it.

1137
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: We had to get our friend who had a car

1138
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: to get us. Yes, we were like what We were like, dude,

1139
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: we don't know when we're going back.

1140
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 3: You didn't have nothing to do, You said a day

1141
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 3: and a half, So y'all get there at seven o'clock

1142
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 3: in the morning.

1143
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 2: You're there. It was, say you're there until Monday, afternoon. Yeah,

1144
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 2: I am judging you so hard right now.

1145
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: I know, and that's that's the thing. I'll be bearing

1146
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: my soul to you. And I know that you be

1147
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 1: judging me.

1148
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. I know that that's because I'm a

1149
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 2: good friend. No, no, this, But how are you going

1150
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: to judge the past? That's the past?

1151
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 3: You know who I am right now. I love that

1152
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 3: you lived so much. I think it's fantastic because you're pretty.

1153
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 3: If you were ugly and you'd lived all that stuff,

1154
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 3: I'd be like, well, obviously, but fantastic friend. And that

1155
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 3: we sure wouldn't because that's how I met you. Oh,

1156
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 3: she's hideo. You know, I gotta go.

1157
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: My mouth is dry, but I always get worried. I'm like, dude, man,

1158
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: I devoled so much. I don't hold back. And there's

1159
00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: still more, there's still.

1160
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 2: After I are you not telling us it?

1161
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: Listen, everybody listening to the podcast right now is curious

1162
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: as to what you hold it back.

1163
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 2: You should diveold everything. We're fam There's just there's just more.

1164
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 2: There's just what more? What more than myth is there

1165
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 2: that you're not telling us? Are we gonna name this

1166
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 2: more than meth?

1167
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: More than man, I just can't believe that that was

1168
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: my life for several years.

1169
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 2: I did tell Comedy Central that you did these things

1170
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: for several years. Why are you selling all this stuff

1171
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: about me.

1172
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 3: At the meeting because you weren't there. So I was like, well,

1173
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 3: you kiss, you want to know who sitting is? She

1174
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: did meth for several years and.

1175
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: Horse tranquilizer, Marie, she thought it was cat tranquilizer.

1176
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: Are you just like that's a big ass cat? Are

1177
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 2: you trying to get me? Not?

1178
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 3: On Comedy Central, cis Honestly when you go just they

1179
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: thought it was hilarious.

1180
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, because white people think that shit is funny. You know.

1181
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 2: Every time I tell a black person my story, they're like, day,

1182
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: like I'm a pray for you.

1183
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: They're like, honestly, well, they think that I'm a survivor too,

1184
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: because they're like, Wow, you went through all of that

1185
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: and you still look like that and you're still in

1186
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: good spirits.

1187
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 2: I'm like the good spirits, I'm actually quite.

1188
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: Depressed, but you But I won't let my exes know that.

1189
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: No, obviously not. They don't know. But I've been through

1190
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 2: a lot.

1191
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when I go home, I'm like I can't

1192
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: believe I've been through that.

1193
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 2: You're like, oh yeah.

1194
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: Whenever I pulled, I just blast Mary J. Blige in

1195
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: my apartment sometimes you mean.

1196
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 2: In Adrian's apartment? You really?

1197
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 1: I mean did you tell the did you tell Comedy

1198
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: Central that she lives in an apartment that's not hers?

1199
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 2: No, I didn't tell that.

1200
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 1: That's something you could have felt like it was not

1201
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: my place, God, it was my place.

1202
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything like that. You told me in confidence.

1203
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 3: I said, like stuff that like has been shared on

1204
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 3: the podcast with you know, a couple thousand of our

1205
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: closest friends. Yeah, you know, I plugged your one woman

1206
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 3: show that's coming up in March. What's the date, eighteenth?

1207
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 3: March eighteenth? And where at the dupelea at the Dupe

1208
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 3: I plugged the show and they're like, oh yeah, yeah,

1209
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 3: try to.

1210
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: Come to that.

1211
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,200
Speaker 1: I just feel like, as where I am right now,

1212
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, damn, should I have said all

1213
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: this shit? Like I had no manager, I had know

1214
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 1: nothing when I was telling all these stories before.

1215
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 3: And what does your manager think? He thinks it's hilarious.

1216
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 3: So he's a white man, so yeah, it's hilarious. That's

1217
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 3: all I was like, damn, do I need Toby Black? No,

1218
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 3: because you're you're doing like a I'm Black And I'd

1219
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 3: laugh at you all the time, at oh at atu

1220
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 3: all the time, fool foolish laugh. But you're like, you're

1221
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 3: like the young You're like baby Tiffany hat Is. Her

1222
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 3: story is crazy too, and she I mean took her

1223
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 3: a long time to get to where she's now, but

1224
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 3: her story is insane. She was like homeless for a while,

1225
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 3: living out of her car, Her mom was abusive, the

1226
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 3: dad tried to kill them.

1227
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's like a sad story that she turned

1228
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: to humor. I don't necessarily have a sad story. It

1229
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: was kind of like, how did you get to point A?

1230
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: Doing math that you think was cocaine is pretty sad

1231
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:15,360
Speaker 1: to me. Really doing kennamine that you thought it was

1232
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: a cat tranqualizer is pretty sad to me. Really, City,

1233
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: it's not not sad, it's not happy. These are not happy.

1234
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm like, this is people living their life. Man,

1235
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 2: you got your life, you got one knows to live.

1236
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: When you were let me let me ask you this

1237
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 2: question before we wrap this up. When you were doing

1238
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 2: all these drugs and going to Westchester. How many other

1239
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 2: black people were in the room.

1240
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 3: There were absolutely, no, absolutely, And I knew that that

1241
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 3: was a rhetorical question.

1242
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 2: Sis. I knew it was just you and Basion.

1243
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, I just want to tell

1244
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 1: my white friends that this has nothing to do with you.

1245
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: This was all me because I had so many different

1246
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: groups of friends. Remember that, I don't believe that you

1247
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,120
Speaker 1: had black group of friends. I did not have a

1248
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: group of black friends. But I'm telling you that this

1249
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: is different groups of wife. The people that I was

1250
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: doing met with were not the friends.

1251
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,600
Speaker 2: That I was at Rose Bar, not the people at Refrabs,

1252
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,879
Speaker 2: not the people that you know now, these are other

1253
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 2: part I met your old roommate and I was like,

1254
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Shout out to city.

1255
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 3: We were at a party last summer and Sydney was like,

1256
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 3: does anybody have an extra tooth.

1257
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 2: For this man? He needs an extra tooth. I was like, oh,

1258
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 2: my godsmissing the tooth.

1259
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: But he's actually a very sweetheart and I love him

1260
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: dearly and I'm so glad that we went through the

1261
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: things that we did. But yeah, you know, I was

1262
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: not it was different groups of friends because I had

1263
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: a friend coming to me, and they're like, Sidney, the

1264
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: way you portray some of your friends, it's like, which

1265
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 1: friends are you talking? I feel like you need to

1266
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: point out the friends. I thought it was your rosebud

1267
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: refrab friends. I thought it was Rose bar Refrash.

1268
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 2: Oh. And remember I told you there was a whole

1269
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 2: time when I just went out by myself.

1270
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: I didn't even go with them because I knew that

1271
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: they're like, bitch, were not down for this, you crazy?

1272
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 1: Honestly think about it now, those friends are all too

1273
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:05,839
Speaker 1: pretty to do meth. Absolutely not. They would never even

1274
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,959
Speaker 1: if I said it. They even like molly and stuff.

1275
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 2: They don't do that really, but I feel like they

1276
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 2: do cocaine. They do that nose.

1277
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: Candy because that's like, you know, that's like a penthouse

1278
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: party drug. Yeah, but you know they're all having babies,

1279
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: going Thailand. They're doing stuff now that it was a phase,

1280
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, And.

1281
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 2: It was an ear phase. Yes, everybody. Everybody has moved

1282
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 2: past that. And now I'm trying to pick up the pieces.

1283
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 2: And I'm like, all I got is this fucking story.

1284
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: What am I doing? Now?

1285
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 3: It's a show, it's a TV show, it's a movie.

1286
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's not a TV show. Maybe it's a movie.

1287
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta write it, you gotta, you gotta write Yeah.

1288
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: But I just feel like there's enough stories of black

1289
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: people and women doing drugs, being in a hole. Like

1290
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: you gotta have uplifting stories.

1291
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: Well at the end, you you turn it into like

1292
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 2: a Tyler Perry.

1293
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 3: At the end, Shamar Moore has a lace front braidwig

1294
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: on bit and he takes you to church or something.

1295
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 3: Vanessa Williams bakes a pie. I don't know, Sis, Come on,

1296
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 3: you gotta think about this.

1297
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: I gotta think about it because it is my life.

1298
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Speaker 1: And I'm like, man the way I At the end of.

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Speaker 3: The movie, Loretta Devine is there and she she says, oh,

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Speaker 3: she's not watching me across the street and she looks,

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Speaker 3: and you're watching.

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Speaker 2: I want Regina. I want Regina King or Hall of

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Speaker 2: one of them reginas in to play what you she

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00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:30,959
Speaker 2: too buffed Tola.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen her arms? You got them them gumby arms.

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Speaker 1: Her arms are super buff.

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Speaker 2: I do have gumby arms. I was looking at her

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Speaker 2: some pictures. I was like, but you gotta go to

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Speaker 2: the gym work my arms out.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's talk about these pictures that we

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Speaker 3: took at the last show. That wig was a shiny ass,

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Speaker 3: terrible mess.

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Speaker 2: That's why I can't go to LA because I don't

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Speaker 2: have muscles yet. And when I get my muscles together,

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Speaker 2: I'll go there. I have muscles, but they're like paper mache.

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Speaker 2: I haven't been in the gym since December. You still

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Speaker 2: look great.

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Speaker 1: I mean that that wig you came to the show

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Speaker 1: that wig was I was really surprised at you jeek

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Speaker 1: m that we was bad.

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Speaker 2: It was not a Black History Mother wig at all.

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Speaker 2: It was definitely a January That was a January wig.

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Speaker 2: That was definitely a January wig. That week was trash.

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Speaker 1: But you see, I'm working on other wigs now, my

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Speaker 1: my ethnic pieces. Now that's our audition WI my authentic

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Speaker 1: black girl hair.

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Speaker 2: It looks cute. I like it. You know that. You

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Speaker 2: know what wig that is. I warned that last year.

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Speaker 2: But you know, I'm just doing reason until I do

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Speaker 2: my hair before I go to California. So that's what's

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Speaker 2: what's happening. So so the lesson that we learned is

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Speaker 2: I should not get in a card to party for

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Speaker 2: an hour and a half when I'm in La because

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00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 2: I might do meth. I feel like I'm a bad friend.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I need to work on being better friends.

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Speaker 2: Why what you mean?

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like I, how are you a bad

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Speaker 1: You're I feel like you're the best friend that most.

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Speaker 2: People could ever want. Really, you're a good friend.

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Speaker 1: You'd be remembering things, you'd be remed backs when they

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Speaker 1: look d You ask questions, and you seem like you care.

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Speaker 3: You check it out. Others you'd be like, I just

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Speaker 3: wanted to make sure you're okay. You buy gifts.

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Speaker 1: You'd be buying flowers for people birthday parties, people that

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Speaker 1: I'd be.

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Speaker 2: Like, why are you buying? Really, we don't even really

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01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,040
Speaker 2: like her? And you'd like, I gotta get flowers for

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Speaker 2: her birthday show? And I'm like, wow, wait, who did

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Speaker 2: I get flowers?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, But when I met you, every time

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01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 3: you were doing somebody's birthday show, you were stopping at

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01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 3: some corner Bow Diaggade store to.

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Speaker 2: Get some flowers. That's when I have money. It broke me.

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01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 2: Has come all the way out, like I'm not as thoughtful.

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Speaker 2: You see what kind of gloves I got your ass?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was the real me. That was

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Speaker 2: a bad friend.

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Speaker 1: That was a one time I was a bad friend, Marie, right,

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying I told I just said that you're

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Speaker 1: the best friend that most people could ask for, but

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Speaker 1: that when you got me those Christmas gloves, that was

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Speaker 1: you being a bad friend, a poor friend.

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Speaker 2: It was more so poor friend. A poor friend is

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01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: a bad friend. I want a rich friend. I think

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Speaker 2: we should end on that note. Hook is d a

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Speaker 2: f u kk. I thought it was a bit of

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Speaker 2: q oh, I said, d a f u q hook.

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Speaker 2: This is fun.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm gonna miss these long ast uh these long

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Speaker 1: ast recorded chats with you. Really, I mean, we had

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01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: a way to record a phone conversation. Let's see, we

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01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: could plug into the board.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we can.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the the whole situation is that we don't

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Speaker 1: have equipment. So that's why I want you all to

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01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 1: slide on over to Patreon become a member, because you know,

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01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: the money that you put towards Patreon, we put towards.

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01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 3: The podcast, honestly, and we just got our first little

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Speaker 3: Patreon check.

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Speaker 2: I was like, it was just in time.

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Speaker 3: I almost didn't send you your half because I was like,

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Speaker 3: I mean, I set up the account. Wow, Marie, but

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01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 3: I sent you, I told you what the total was

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Speaker 3: that I divided it in half.

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Speaker 1: And I sent it to very honest. I appreciate you

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01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: said that, like you're not that honest. I'm always honest, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I always feel like I try to give more more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Well, Sydney, what time? When's the next show in February? Ah,

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Speaker 1: on the twenty eighth. It's the last day. We got

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Speaker 1: Roy Wood Junior.

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Speaker 2: He's going to do it the Daily Show.

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01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: And Amina, She's like, am I taking Marie's spot? I said, no,

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01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 1: you're getting a spot.

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01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 2: Wow. People are like real hot. And then I'm trying

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01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 2: to find two more people to do to that I

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Speaker 2: saw last night. Oh you want black people?

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Speaker 1: You don't want Okay, it's a black History Monk show

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Speaker 1: because it is the last day of the year, of

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Speaker 1: the month month, and I should not be rude in.

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Speaker 3: Book White people. Yeah, white people, even though I love them,

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Speaker 3: I like white people. I'm not going to say love.

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01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 3: That's a strong word. Okay, So go on to Patreon

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01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,200
Speaker 3: check that out. Sydney's show. Her one woman show is

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01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaker 3: going to be March eighteenth. Yeah, that's a Saturday or Sunday.

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Speaker 3: That's a Sunday Sunday, March eighteenth at the Duplex. You

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Speaker 3: hit her up for the tickets, yes, And then you

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01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 3: gotta go on Marie Foston dot com because the website

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Speaker 3: is really cute and I.

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Speaker 2: Want you guys to join my mailing list. Share it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great and all my dates. If

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Speaker 3: you're based in LA, or you're close enough to LA

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01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 3: that you want to be weird and drive to a show,

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01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 3: you could do that. But just know that if you're creepy,

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Speaker 3: you will be banned for life.

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Speaker 2: For life, alright, Love you guys, Bye bye