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Speaker 1: people try to like sneak a picture and like, you

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Speaker 1: know you're sneaking the picture, You're not a big deal

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Speaker 1: out of it. I'm always like, hey, how that look?

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Speaker 1: Or like the guy I was like you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: he'll he'll do it, and I'm like moving around or

425
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Speaker 1: like looking at him weird. I'm like, that was a

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Speaker 1: great picture. I was like, ever want to know what

427
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Speaker 1: it feels like to be an animal in a zoo?

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Speaker 1: That was it. But let me tell you this. On Saturday,

429
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Speaker 1: everything's going well on my flight. I'm into my notes,

430
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Speaker 1: I'm like typing them out. I'm trying to do some

431
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Speaker 1: Christmas shopping online. All of a sudden I look up

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Speaker 1: on my seat. There's a fucking cat and wait to

433
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Speaker 1: meet this story. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, like in my face,

434
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Speaker 1: and I'm an animal lover and I go holy shit,

435
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Speaker 1: scream on the plane, holy sh it because down on

436
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Speaker 1: the bag, Yeah, here, k kitty, here, kitty, kitty, kitty cat.

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Speaker 1: The line is in my face and I go holy

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Speaker 1: sh it, like like from Elf with the Radiator. It

439
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: was crazy. And then this woman's like, oh my cat

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00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 1: got out. I'm like, we I texted you and Ryan

441
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 1: are a great producer, and I said, we can't have

442
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Speaker 1: lemons and lines on the plane anymore because of COVID,

443
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Speaker 1: But fucking cats can run wild gorillas in the midst

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Speaker 1: What do we do We forget snakes on the plane,

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Speaker 1: cats on the plane. I mean, here's the problem. Though,

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Speaker 1: this is an issue I have, and again I love

447
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Speaker 1: animals like whatever, anyway we get it. I sometimes understand

448
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Speaker 1: that you really do need that emotional support dog or animal,

449
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 1: but people are abusing the emotional support badges they are

450
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Speaker 1: and those invests are just being thrown out on Amazon

451
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Speaker 1: because I'd like to actually see the real credentials for

452
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Speaker 1: your emotional support dog or cat or peacock or pig

453
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Speaker 1: or anything else you could bring on this plane. Because

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Speaker 1: I can't have a carry on, I'm at the front

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Speaker 1: of the gate making sure that the carry on fits

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Speaker 1: in sure we the goddamn San Diego zoo on here,

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Speaker 1: And I can't say anything because then I'm the asshole.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing here? And then in l A,

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Speaker 1: the same thing with all the dogs at the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I don't bring my dogs to the restaurant. If I

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Speaker 1: wanted to sit next to a dog, I would go

462
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Speaker 1: ahead and go down to the local kennel where I'd

463
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Speaker 1: like to adopt all the dogs and have my meal

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Speaker 1: with them. Bring my dog. Wonder if you're allergic to

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Speaker 1: dogs of your allergic to dogs? Wonder if you're deadly

466
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Speaker 1: afraid of dogs because you might have gotten attacked by

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Speaker 1: a dog. You've got to walk me through this idea

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Speaker 1: where we get to bring animals. And again I say

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Speaker 1: this as dog lovers. We have owned dogs, but I

470
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Speaker 1: am not going to bring my dogs into a restaurant

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Speaker 1: unless you actually need one, which I understand. There are

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Speaker 1: people that absolutely to you. You can sit, in fact,

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Speaker 1: take my seat, take all my seats, and take my

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Speaker 1: heart too. You can sit anywhere you want. But if

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Speaker 1: you don't, and we know the people, you know who

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about, the people that don't really need the dog.

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Speaker 1: Dog dog, Get the dog out of the stroller. Okay,

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Speaker 1: unless the dog can't walk at the dog out of stroller,

479
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Speaker 1: because now we're taking up room and I can't take

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Speaker 1: it because I don't understand where you get to do that.

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Speaker 1: And I can't bring a larger carry on on because

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Speaker 1: we don't have enough room in the override compartment. But

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Speaker 1: you on your shoulder, it's not a parrot, it's a cat.

484
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Speaker 1: Me and out front should have told you vacation. Um,

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Speaker 1: I go to I go in two weeks ago with

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Speaker 1: my girlfriends. We just have a night. We haven't seen

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Speaker 1: each other in a while. You actually were out, it

488
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Speaker 1: was on it out at dinner. Um with your crew.

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Speaker 1: So we go out to dinner and we're excited about it.

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Speaker 1: Love Wally's great food, great time, always a scene and

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Speaker 1: there's just this random there's a lot of like mischief

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Speaker 1: happening in the bar, and I'm here for it. I'd

493
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Speaker 1: like to watch it. It's great. It's like, what's happening

494
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Speaker 1: for the watch and watch. There's a lot of like extensions.

495
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Speaker 1: I need to tuck back in help him out, you

496
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Speaker 1: know how. This is what I do before I go.

497
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Speaker 1: I was like Tony on my extension and he's like,

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Speaker 1: you're good, Like this is where we get to as

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Speaker 1: family on the road. It's like, you gotta tell me.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get back to Walies in just a minute.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the m v P. Not Trevor Lawrence, not Jenkins

502
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Speaker 1: who made the pick six yesterday in the game, or

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Speaker 1: Shawn Jenkins. It was Jillian Gregory. I'm getting ready to

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Speaker 1: sit or not sit down with Trevor Lawrence. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: ready to do that post game with him. I do

506
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Speaker 1: good old hair flip because I want, you know, I

507
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Speaker 1: didn't have time to look at myself whatever, do a

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Speaker 1: hair flip. He comes over and he's like, hey, how

509
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Speaker 1: you doing all of a sudden, I feel this hand

510
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: behind my head and she just like tossles my hair.

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Speaker 1: She goes, I couldn't let that. That's a great friend.

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Speaker 1: That is a really good friend. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: what did I tell you the first thing I said

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Speaker 1: after that interview, I was like, I couldn't hear it

515
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Speaker 1: because we had all the other games. But I saw

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Speaker 1: those locks flowing yours and his, and it looks great.

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Speaker 1: So good on your Jillian. Okay, wait, Walies go, Thanks Jills.

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Speaker 1: So Wally's, you know, there's a lot happening. Like we said,

519
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Speaker 1: there's a lot of action in the bar, and I'm

520
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Speaker 1: checking it all out. But what I can't stand is

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Speaker 1: the random that brings her dog. She saddles up to

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Speaker 1: the bar with muffin her dog. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's the name, but it looks like a muffin or

524
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,239
Speaker 1: a muffy little white thing, and she's holding it up

525
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: there as people are enjoying the truffle brishetta whatever the

526
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: helladays and her drinks like, get your fucking dog out

527
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Speaker 1: of the bar. At Wally's, what are we doing. I'm

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Speaker 1: here for the chicuterie in the good time. We have

529
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Speaker 1: to we have to wear a mask for safety reasons,

530
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 1: but the dog would be ruling on the counter and

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Speaker 1: we're not allowed to say anything because we're the assholes

532
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: speaking of her for three hours. Leave your dog at home.

533
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Speaker 1: I mean, here's the issue that I feel like an asshole,

534
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Speaker 1: um three hour tour killigan is that I'm at the

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Speaker 1: register at Michael's. Which is your worst nightmare? Okay, you hated, Okay,

536
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: I feel I feel a whoop coming on, whoop bass

537
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: for what I'm gonna do to this woman at the

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Speaker 1: register when she makes me feel like an ask you

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Speaker 1: what Michael's. I was getting the bags that I um

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Speaker 1: was putting. I was getting white like nondescript bags so

541
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,680
Speaker 1: I could put all the boys presence in it for

542
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: the pregame stuff. So I'm getting these bags and I'm

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Speaker 1: in line, and I had just been there the week

544
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: before for the Christmas ornaments or two weeks before whatever,

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00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: and it said would you like to donate to said charity?

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Speaker 1: And to which of course the first time I'm there like, well,

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Speaker 1: of course I want to donate to the charity. So

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00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: then she gets over the p a, all right, give

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00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: it up for Ms Thompson for the donation. To the charity.

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00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, yes, yes, how I liked it. They

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00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 1: also do that at Home Goods. By the way, I'm

552
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: into a shout out on the register. I like, some

553
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 1: of my donations can go, you know, without recognition, but

554
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: if you want to give me recognition by all means.

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00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: So that's a couple of weeks ago. So now here

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Speaker 1: I am back at Michael's and she says, would you

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Speaker 1: like to make a donation to said charity? And I'm like, oh,

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00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,479
Speaker 1: I already did. Here's the problem. She gives me this

559
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: look like, no, you haven't as if like, oh that's

560
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 1: what everyone's as like, everyone said they've already made a donation,

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Speaker 1: or no I don't want to make a donation, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to be like I've made a donation, like

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Speaker 1: I wish that. I was like, remember your colleague, remember

564
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Speaker 1: the one who like Because she gave me this look

565
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Speaker 1: like I'm a dick for not making a donation, I

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00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta stop going to Michaels because I

567
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: gotta kill me. It's me me. And I was like

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Speaker 1: this idea where I'm shamed if I don't make the

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Speaker 1: donation every single time. So now I got to go

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Speaker 1: to a different craft store because I'm getting shamed at

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Speaker 1: the Michaels and I'm not into it. You know what

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Speaker 1: hobby lobby? I mean, my god, black one two blak

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Speaker 1: one eight two. Is that still a thing? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Anyways, we're all out of time. Very great. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well here's the thing. This is gonna be our last

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Speaker 1: podcast before the holiday. And I know everyone celebrates different holidays,

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00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 1: but a little holiday wish to each and every one

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Speaker 1: of you, to each of yours, think of some funny

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be a lot of calm down questions, comments

580
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: and concern over the holidays. I love all the family drama.

581
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: I love the so and so didn't get the gifts,

582
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: so and so is crying. So please submit all in

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Speaker 1: any stories because this is gonna be a good recap

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Speaker 1: next week. I feel it. And keep saying hi to

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Speaker 1: us when you see us out on the road. I

586
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Speaker 1: was getting on my Orland We're from Orlando, my Orlando

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Speaker 1: flight at seven am. We started boarding at l A

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Speaker 1: X and I was getting in line and already had

589
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Speaker 1: been yelled at for boarding early, and I was like you,

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Speaker 1: it's whatever, you understand, and I go God, sorry, it's

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00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: only seven o'clock and I'm already getting yelled at. This

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Speaker 1: lady turned around and she goes, I knew I recognize

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Speaker 1: your voice. I was like, she goes, I love you

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Speaker 1: and Chris so much, and I was like thanks. The

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Speaker 1: sweet girl in Seattle did the same thing in the

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Speaker 1: stands and I was like, thank you. It always makes

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Speaker 1: us feel really good. And then how about that when

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Speaker 1: when you get called out and you're like, Okay, I

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00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: need to be nicer. So I'm gonna work on being

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Speaker 1: a little bit nicer and more patient. Hopefully that's underneath

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Speaker 1: my tree that nebra BRA's ear and over the shoulder

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00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 1: boulder holder and mine is that I didn't get some

603
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: disease when the toilet flushed in my eye about twice,

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Speaker 1: you know twice, about twice, like ten times, and a

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Speaker 1: flatter came up in Jacksonville. So I'm self diagnosed myself

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Speaker 1: with some ailment. I hope. I don't get that. You're

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Speaker 1: not a hypochondriac, are you know? Now? I'm fine, but

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Speaker 1: I I get I get a little worried. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get my parents sick, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: it to be from uh, the sisters calling from the

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Speaker 1: toilet automatic flush in the Jacksonville Airport. You well, speaking

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Speaker 1: of your sister. Also to just a quick little um,

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Speaker 1: love and happiness to everyone in your life. We never

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Speaker 1: know what people are going through, so just taking a

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Speaker 1: second and remembering that even if people look happy, maybe

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Speaker 1: they aren't. I just wear all my emotions on the stage,

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Speaker 1: so there's no discovery over here right away. But um,

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Speaker 1: I love you, Happy holidays, and I love all you

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Speaker 1: guys for listening. Thank you very much for supporting Calm

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Speaker 1: Down podcast and please submit all stories. I need them all.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the spirit for it. Calm Down with Aaron

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