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Speaker 1: Have you ever dumped somebody for a completely superficial or

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Speaker 1: petty reason? Call us eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: A list is going viral of the pettiest reasons that

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Speaker 2: The list is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Also, would love to hear from you, so call us

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Speaker 1: over the list right now of the pettiest reasons that

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Speaker 1: people have broken up with someone. Somebody said, my cat

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Speaker 1: said hello to her and she didn't say hi back,

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Speaker 1: so I broke up.

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Speaker 3: I had a friend that used her dog to do that.

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Speaker 3: Anytime the dog would not like the person that came in.

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Speaker 1: He was out really really Yeah, maybe that dog, Well

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Speaker 1: I could see that with a dog, right, because maybe

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Speaker 1: the dog can sniff out a bad character.

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Speaker 2: I think so.

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Speaker 1: The cat would not saying hi to a cat, though,

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Speaker 1: because cats barely would want to say hi to you,

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Speaker 1: depending on the cat's mood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you saw I got to say hi to wit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm cater to the cat.

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Speaker 4: You should have to cater to anybody's head.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Everton yeah, what is the pettiest reason that you've

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, so like I just never seen a

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Speaker 5: The pettiest reasons I've ever broken up with a girl

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Speaker 5: is because she just farted too much. Much farted too much,

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Speaker 5: and her fleet farted too much while we were just

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Speaker 5: up at the TV. Like she had this thing where

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Speaker 5: I don't know, she thought she was cute and she

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Speaker 5: was like she was gorgeous, you know, and so she

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Speaker 5: just she thought her part and smell. She she thought

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Speaker 5: no one could hear them. She could kind of out well,

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Speaker 5: however she did it. Even when I would try to

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Speaker 5: like I'm the crazy one, you know, And that's a

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Speaker 5: totally normal bodily function. I get it, like you're asleep,

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Speaker 5: But how much is someone to poke.

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Speaker 6: The pup with for that?

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Speaker 2: Like a lot?

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Speaker 5: Bro, I can't take my own medics. And maybe I

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Speaker 5: don't know. Underneath those blankets at nighttime, it was just

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Speaker 5: so smelling. Something crawled it potier and.

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Speaker 1: Like dogs, You're like you're so cu on the outside,

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Speaker 1: but inside I don't know.

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Speaker 2: What's going on.

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Speaker 5: I love that you work out, but take it easy

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Speaker 5: on the protein. I don't know what, Like my mom,

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Speaker 5: my dad, they all thought I was crazy. They're like, yo, man,

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Speaker 5: it can't be like that.

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Speaker 1: You know, how did the conversation go everything you said

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Speaker 1: when I had to address it with her? When I

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Speaker 1: tried to address it with her, That's what I was thinking, Like,

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Speaker 1: how did that? Did you sit her down and have

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Speaker 2: Or it was like.

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Speaker 5: Early on it was like a three four weeks into

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Speaker 5: a dating. I was like, hey, you know, it seems

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Speaker 5: like you think that I can't tell when your heart

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Speaker 5: like the babe, I just want you to know like

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Speaker 5: I can. Oh yeah, but my hearts don't smell, you know.

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Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, but I'm saying it because if

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Speaker 5: I do think they smell, and I know none of

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Speaker 5: her friends ever mentioned it to her, like you know,

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Speaker 1: Everybody's got their deal breakers and everything only has so

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Speaker 1: many farts in him before he Thanks man, appreciate your

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Speaker 1: pedtiest reason you've ever broken up with somebody.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's petty, but this story is

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Speaker 3: the one I thought of when we started talking about this.

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Speaker 3: My friend and I were both dating guy's named Anthony,

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Speaker 4: He was teasing me.

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Speaker 3: So then we get to the restaurant and we're sitting there,

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's petty at all.

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Speaker 3: I did not let him come home with me that night.

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Speaker 3: I was so mad at him for trying to pop

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Speaker 2: Do you know his whereabouts? Is he in prison? I

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Speaker 3: He's a firefighter, and he's just like, let me try

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is weird, And.

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Speaker 3: I was like I'm done now, Especially because I said

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Speaker 1: There are more people in relationships that are okay popping

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Speaker 1: each other's pimples.

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Speaker 2: Then I think.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 1: I used to be a server and one time I

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Speaker 1: They were both into it, though I tell yeah, it

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Speaker 3: I don't think I mind doing that if that was

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Speaker 3: cover it up, you know, like ye home later, like maybe, but.

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Speaker 2: That was the wrap we're going over.

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Speaker 1: A list is going viral of the pettiest reasons that

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Speaker 1: list is on a first date, a woman said, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: I have to go tinkles, so I didn't go on

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Speaker 1: another date. I think that's cute. Bread producer bread. What's

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Speaker 1: the pettiest reason you've broken up with someone? A girl

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Speaker 2: And that was it? Just one time?

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Speaker 6: Done?

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Speaker 2: And I said, the fact that you care, I'm out.

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Speaker 2: What if? She was just cue is like she was?

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Speaker 7: There was a vibe like it was a vibe like well,

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Speaker 7: how tall are you? And I was like, does it matter?

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Speaker 7: She's like it matters.

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Speaker 2: What if she was trying to see if you were

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Speaker 2: it was like in person.

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Speaker 4: Well interesting.

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Speaker 2: She was the same height as me, so I knew

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Speaker 1: Somebody texted in at four one to six one and

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Speaker 7: Oh man, that's amazing, that's amazing allergies.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, It's not the allergies so much

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Speaker 4: You just lay there like a big baby and was

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Speaker 2: And I was like, man, I am judging you, this chump.

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Speaker 1: A young alligator left in a hotel room could land

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Speaker 1: up eight eight eight three four three one O six

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Speaker 1: weirdest thing you've ever found in a hotel room? But

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Speaker 1: here's the story. Young alligator left an hotel room could

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Speaker 1: facing charges after she stole a young alligator for a photoshoot,

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Speaker 1: stop it and kept it in the bathtub of her

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Speaker 4: What kind of photo shoot are you doing? Yeah, influencer

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Speaker 1: The police still don't know what kind of photoshoo photoshoot

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Speaker 1: she was doing with the young alligator, but all they

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Speaker 1: She used to work at this place called Krock Encounters.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's Florida, so they have all those little

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Speaker 1: They asked her why she did it, and she said

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Speaker 2: It was my birthday.

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Speaker 8: Okay, but have you ever held the small little alligator?

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Speaker 3: They are cute, but just to leave it in the bathtub? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and also what kind of photo shooter are you're having? Like,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's that.

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Speaker 4: You're in a little purse.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how big the alligator was.

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Speaker 1: I saw a young alligator, and I still think of

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking like a three foot alligator.

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Speaker 4: No, They're like not that big.

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Speaker 3: I mean it was probably terrified. I'm just thinking about

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Speaker 3: the poor little alligator, Like why.

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Speaker 2: Am I here?

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Speaker 4: I want to bite her face.

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Speaker 1: I would be terrified of a woman who wanted to

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Speaker 1: steal an alligator for a photo shoot too, even alligators.

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Speaker 2: Like, man, you are crazy. I'm not I'm not even

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Speaker 1: Call us up eight eight three four three six one

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Speaker 1: weird thing you found in a hotel room? Ntonia? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's the weirdest thing?

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Speaker 2: That you found in a hotel room.

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Speaker 5: Oh gosh.

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Speaker 2: So I was with my boyfriend and we heard like

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Speaker 2: scratching and this little noises coming from the closet out, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, naturally, I stood on the bed. He opened the.

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Speaker 8: So he opened the closet and we see this like

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Speaker 8: white and black stripe tail was like a little orange

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Speaker 5: It was an animal, I think in rat.

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Speaker 2: He said, no, it's the raccoons. Anyway, he shut the door.

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Speaker 4: We get call the front desk people.

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Speaker 5: They don't believe us, but.

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Speaker 2: So great hotel. I'm yeah, there's no animal in the closet.

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Speaker 2: Shut up. You need to get out of the hotel. Actually,

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Speaker 2: because we're sure.

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Speaker 3: You're on drugg It's like when people put hair in

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Speaker 3: salad to get for you put a raccoon in your closet.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, they thought we were telling this like a lie,

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Speaker 8: so they send somebody up there, and now both of

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Speaker 5: I actually I'm like I'm leaving the room. Yeah, because

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Speaker 2: It's the Jewel Show. It's hits one of six point.

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Speaker 5: Your mom is here.

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Speaker 9: I'm buy a green ignoring all my texts?

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Speaker 6: Are you ghosting?

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Speaker 9: And it talks Chester size Golday, I'm moved too fast

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Speaker 2: Kelsey is my boyfriend.

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Speaker 9: Kelsey's on tightening very tight pants on the week and

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Speaker 9: Travis Kelsey's mind, Chota Kelsey's mind, Kelsey's Kelsey pants with

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Speaker 9: the football the catching, I'm moving on my cats to

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Speaker 7: Taylor Kelsey's I like the sound up.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna be Shottus Kelsey's pride like that called the

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Speaker 10: art of first trap. Lesson one is when should I

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Speaker 10: post it? The answer is Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. Because

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Speaker 10: everyone is posting on Instagram on the weekend. Your trap,

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Speaker 10: it's going to get lost amongst other traps. Thay are

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Speaker 10: the loneliest and corniest days of the week.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, very good point. I never thought about that.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to post a thirst trap that

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Speaker 1: those are the best days to do it. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewbiles Show, and everybody is guilty of posting thirst traps

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 1: There's apparently a new trend though, that guys are doing

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Speaker 2: It's a trap, yep.

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Speaker 1: And it's posting pictures of themselves, not in the gym,

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Speaker 1: not their abs or their body, but posting pictures with books.

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Speaker 6: Nice.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sad that.

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Speaker 4: It, like it wasn't always something that would pop up.

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Speaker 3: Would see you're like, oh that's really cool, Like I

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Speaker 3: it's a trap, I say, But hew, you know he

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Speaker 3: even likes to read. Why if it's like one of

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Speaker 4: Now that this came out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I know now I question that a lot

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Speaker 1: of it's probably not because it's a thirst trap. Right,

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Speaker 1: So the books on Amazon and getting them and then

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Speaker 1: posting pictures like yeah, baby girl read, I don't see

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with just trying to keep me away from

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Speaker 1: the book. You want to.

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Speaker 2: You want to make loft tonight? No, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I want to read, but still try real hard. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll put the book away. You know that's yeah, just

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Speaker 2: Be reading right now. But anyway, okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 7: I don't see what's wrong with this. What you want

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Speaker 7: a guy who reads books? He posts a picture of

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Speaker 4: But if he actually reads books, then it's all.

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Speaker 7: It's all great, yeah, because all those angles are real, right, ladies,

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Speaker 7: all those angles and filters are real.

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Speaker 2: They are I'm kidding.

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Speaker 3: So that's how you're justifying fake books. Yeah, No, that's

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Speaker 7: Somebody like stands in front of some hot girl stands

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Speaker 2: That's not her ferrari either, because it's not fact.

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Speaker 7: He says like rented from Midnight or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Don't think anybody cares about the Ferrari. Her prop doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: The books are a prop that are supposed to tell

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Speaker 2: Right, I think that I think it's more.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go ahead and agree with me

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Speaker 1: on this because I feel like it's more false because

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Speaker 1: you're sitting there like, look how well educated I am

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Speaker 1: and well read I am, when maybe you haven't read

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Speaker 2: What does the Ferrari say? The Ferrari? She just everybody

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Speaker 2: knows the ferraris not theirs. That's like, it's just bat

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Speaker 2: I'm talking about here, Jubile. Everybody does know. Maybe he

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Speaker 2: doesn't want you to know. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: If you see a guy on the internet post a

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Speaker 1: doesn't own a Ferrari.

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Speaker 2: You're going to do that, hey, Shay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what do you think about the new trend

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Speaker 1: of guys posting pictures with books as the new thirst trap?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 11: If I see a guy who has a bunch of

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Speaker 2: Direction who you don't like reading?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I love reading.

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Speaker 11: I love reading, but listen, Like I wanted a date

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Speaker 5: Like it wasn't even like a real book, Like it

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Speaker 11: A stage book, Like it was like styrofolm in it.

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Speaker 3: Maybe like he just had one of those stage departments,

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Speaker 3: you know how some people just have Yeah, people do that.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes, Yeah, false.

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Speaker 1: False advertising, I think, right, Like if you just have

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Speaker 3: But what if, like does the content of the books

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Speaker 3: help books. I used to hang out with somebody who

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Speaker 3: would be buying these self help books, and at first

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm super into this, like make yourself better.

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Speaker 3: And then every time there'd be a follow up question,

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Speaker 4: That's funny.

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Speaker 7: And then at one point you got to ask when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you read it?

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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 1: I feel like a good judge of if somebody is

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Speaker 1: actually reading the books is how many books they have?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: If their house is lined with books, most likely they

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Speaker 1: ten books, they've probably read those ten books, right, books

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Speaker 1: It seems like they've actually read those ten books.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's so funny.

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Speaker 3: There's such a fine line like why I say I'm

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Speaker 3: But there's a line of pretentious and then like smart,

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Speaker 3: you know, saying so like if you've got all these

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Speaker 3: about all these books, like who what? What are we

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Speaker 3: proving here? Is this like the like big truck with

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Speaker 2: Of a thing?

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Speaker 1: I think it is? Yeah, it definitely is. My My

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Speaker 1: I was raised by a narcissist. Dude's not a smart man, right,

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Speaker 1: he said he read every book on the planet. Our

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Speaker 1: read them? This lonely kid? I read a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Them because I had nothing else to do.

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Speaker 1: I read the encyclopedia and all this stuff was fun, right,

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Speaker 1: But he never read those books, but he would anybody

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Speaker 2: So yeah, he was just trying to impress people.

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Speaker 4: So interesting.

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Speaker 8: But these pictures like that are thirst traps.

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Speaker 4: What are they doing with the books?

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Speaker 6: Like? Is it?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: Okay said much during this and I know why you

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Speaker 1: got a thing for guys and books in a romance novel.

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Speaker 2: Over there, tell.

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Speaker 8: Me we have the one the Ferrari pictures like Brad's

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Speaker 8: talking about, it's usually a girl really pretty dressed looking

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Speaker 8: great in front of a Ferrari. So these guys are

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Speaker 8: they dressed up in like sweaters, ties, khakis, gray sweat.

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Speaker 6: Front of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the white T shirt and gray sweatpants with the

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Speaker 3: backward hat and the book.

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Speaker 2: Dang, what if you just got I didn't read any

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Speaker 2: of these books. It really does about it.

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Speaker 4: That's the person with the

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Speaker 2: Exactly that is literally a picture of I don't read