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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. It's

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Speaker 3: you might also be ashamed, shamed that you're just discovering

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Speaker 3: Look, I was driving earlier and I realized I no

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Speaker 5: Word and you keep going so like now Marvel's just

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Speaker 2: What about you?

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Speaker 4: Do you have any celebrity crushes?

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Speaker 5: You deserve to be you know what I'm saying. You

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Speaker 5: I'm not worthy, but I am so act like a

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Speaker 2: Nobody knew.

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Speaker 4: Man, these are great.

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Speaker 5: I have this thing with my girlfriend when I tell

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Speaker 5: And then I don't say their name, then that's when

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Speaker 5: Like all right, that's Norri. He's dope. So that's a

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Speaker 2: I'll beat it later.

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Speaker 6: So I am notius for you have to have a

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Speaker 4: It was like a sweetheart or you see, you got.

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Speaker 3: You know, you gotta have just a generic word to

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Speaker 2: Because you can throw in the queen. You can get

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Speaker 4: You be like, hey, I can't get away with a queen,

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Speaker 3: This is not I can't. I would love to call

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I I hit him with that, like just

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Speaker 5: I have to see you at Lisa consistently nine or

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Speaker 4: Okay, so you just have to wear a name tag?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean come on, man, Yeah, can we just

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Speaker 3: Or do you like an Alvin and Chipmunk the Chipmunk

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Speaker 5: Hilarious, And then we're just guessing, like, damn it, there's

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Speaker 2: I still don't got it.

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Speaker 5: I still don't got it. Yeah that's social anxiety, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's so. Yeah. Bag of tricks are just get me

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Speaker 5: What's the what's the small talk? Where are we going

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Speaker 4: Rightly?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I could do small talk and big.

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Speaker 4: Talk, but like names, no, thank you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you get to know you much more. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 5: Going on right now? January is we're recording January. Don't

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Speaker 5: know when you release it, But this month is trash, man.

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Speaker 5: This month is really trash. It's so trash it's still going.

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Speaker 5: I keep forgetting, Like right when we get into the

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Speaker 2: With COVID, you know, and the variant.

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Speaker 5: So all my gigs for the weekend I was doing,

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Speaker 5: I just like, it's just so trash man.

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Speaker 4: So did you delay or just yeah?

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Speaker 5: It will be in March, March twenty fifth, But man,

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Speaker 5: that was like that was gonna be some good money

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Speaker 5: for like my team and everything, and I honestly feel

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Speaker 5: for that once we get the fuck out of this month.

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Speaker 5: You seem like if I could just get out of it,

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Speaker 5: we're not getting out of it. I appreciate that optimism,

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Speaker 5: but this month will not be ending this year. Bridgerd

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Speaker 5: come on Bridge like they got to be away where.

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Speaker 5: So you think January friends, and it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Like happy New Year.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm not January first again.

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Speaker 3: I think it's where we get to January thirty first,

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Speaker 2: God damn.

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Speaker 5: I mean you know what, I can't I can swim,

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Speaker 5: but I can't really hold my breath, so fuck it, let's.

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Speaker 2: Just go man. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So the month is trashed with that, but trying

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Speaker 5: to be optimist. So I just optimistic about it. So

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Speaker 5: I've been writing, performing little spots here and here in

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Speaker 5: and February is so much better. It's so much better.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you, I'm going I'm going away, going to

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Speaker 5: sing Lucia. Haven't been there before, going to an island.

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Speaker 4: That sounds lovely.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Even when I say it, it doesn't feel real. That's

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Speaker 5: how bad this month is. Like, that's not I'm not

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Speaker 2: Because January might suck me back in and say.

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's January third. Now where the fuck you think

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Speaker 5: you're going?

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Speaker 4: How long are you going on vacation for five days?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Very nice?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, me and my lady. She has her friends coming.

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Speaker 5: So it's gonna be a nice, tight, little reality TV

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Speaker 5: show that I'm just gonna be sipping my tea and

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Speaker 2: Join the drama.

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Speaker 4: This is just gonna be kind of a beach vacation

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beach vacation.

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Speaker 5: And again in no situations, I don't even know what

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Speaker 5: a workaholic, So going to a beach or beach vacation

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Speaker 5: feels like, oh wow, you're gonna miss everything. You're gonna lose,

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Speaker 5: Like when you get back, stand up is canceled, like

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Speaker 5: did you missed it?

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Speaker 2: You missed it, like.

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Speaker 4: Your path is gone.

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Speaker 2: Gone, Yeah, it wiped away. They put the whole foods

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Speaker 2: on top of it. It's over, You're a mop.

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Speaker 5: I was just like, yeah, them negative saying that bullshit like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know you've ever been like the beach vacation

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Speaker 5: I feel like I'm going to start bringing winter shit

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Speaker 5: because that's all I have in my closet right now.

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Speaker 5: Like am I supposed to go get my summer shit?

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Speaker 3: You just see the swim suit and you know, I

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Speaker 3: don't know, some sort of shoot that doesn't get too

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't bring the Jays, thank you? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Do you like to read on the beach listen to music?

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Speaker 4: I'm really a pool.

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Speaker 5: Person, so I am going to an atmosphere and I'm like,

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Speaker 5: all right, sit down. I don't yeah, because like the

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Speaker 2: I just remember that as a kid. It just it

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Speaker 5: And then don't leave even when you take a showers,

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Speaker 2: No offense to the beach people out there.

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Speaker 4: But it's a huge vocal community.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's literally Instagram, it's a whole geo

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Speaker 5: tag like we're here.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm a pool dude.

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Speaker 5: Shout out to the pool dudes out there, Pool ladies,

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Speaker 2: Oh your gentle baby, love you. We're out here.

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Speaker 5: So like, yeah, the place as air so they have

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Speaker 2: And the beach. Uh, I'll deal. If you have any tips,

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Speaker 2: I would love to hear it. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Well, now that you're saying it, I'm realizing I like

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Speaker 4: I cannot go to the beach here.

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Speaker 3: It's not a fun thing. That's like, oh, I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: a little sandy who cares? Yeah, I need it thousands

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So I'm I'm in a

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm in New York. There's no way ever

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Speaker 5: I got sickle cell.

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Speaker 2: No, I can't do this, like I'm gonna get the crisis.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna cold.

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Speaker 5: Mafia's was in this goddamn shit. M I still don't

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Speaker 5: know how long island people do it. I don't know

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Speaker 4: Oh to swim with dead Mafio.

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Speaker 5: So I saw some video where this guy swam from

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Speaker 4: He just yeah, yeah, where's the pleasure in that?

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Speaker 2: No content? Man, content? Yeah right.

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Speaker 5: These producers are just when the producers of the public.

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Speaker 5: That's what you get man. You know, hey, man, I'm

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Speaker 5: built the water. Oh and then he had to get

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Speaker 5: rerouted because they were stale bagetts in the in the

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Speaker 5: ocean for the bread. Yes, straight up bread. I watched that.

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Speaker 4: Yep, there was too much bread for him to swim around.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so he had to go. He had to reroute

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Speaker 2: And kept going.

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Speaker 5: And the whole time I just kept making that face,

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Speaker 5: oh I get out. You know that that watching a

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Speaker 5: train wreck content, That's what it is. It's just like,

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Speaker 5: oh lord, so I'm excited about it. Yes, so we

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Speaker 5: got this month? Man?

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Speaker 2: So wait, why are you so tired, wabber?

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Speaker 4: You've been working I don't know last night was one

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Speaker 4: of those.

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Speaker 3: I ate a cookie at about eight o'clock, and I

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Speaker 3: felt like.

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00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: I was on speed.

443
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:27,960
Speaker 3: I was like fully awake until probably four a m.

444
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 3: Fell asleep for maybe an hour and a half, and

445
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 3: then woke up again.

446
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 2: Was it edible? Had edible?

447
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 4: No, it was just like a regular cookie.

448
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, somebody roofi you brow.

449
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 7: I felt that way, was like it was the only

450
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 7: ships mystery factor of my day that could have possibly

451
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,479
Speaker 7: and it was a horrible evening, truly terrible.

452
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 2: Oh because you're like, oh, so are you you one?

453
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 2: And needs?

454
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 5: Like are you an early bird night owl? Or you

455
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,479
Speaker 5: just need your you need your out eight hours?

456
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 3: I just need a good eight hours. I don't care

457
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 3: where they land, what about you.

458
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 5: I think I'm a good let me see. I think

459
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 5: I'm a good seven to six hours, and then I'm up.

460
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 5: I have this thing where my brain is constantly on talking, talking, talking,

461
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,919
Speaker 5: in that voice, that trauma voice in the back, talking talking,

462
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 5: and then my body is an old black janitor that says, look, look,

463
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 5: I'm turning the lights off.

464
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 2: He's done enough, and it's like no, no, but there's

465
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 2: this other joking that maybe we could do this, maybe

466
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: we do that. Look, it's good night, so I'm not gout.

467
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 5: And then when I wake back up to like got

468
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 5: go pee whatever and then come back and then my

469
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 5: brain's like good, I'm glad you're up.

470
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 2: So look, I was also thinking I was meaning to

471
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 2: talk to you yeah.

472
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 5: I oh man, I've been waiting to talk to you

473
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 5: man in like seven seven hours is bullshit. So anyway,

474
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 5: I was thinking about this other joke that you're working on, right,

475
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 5: I think we can make it. It's like, shut up,

476
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:59,919
Speaker 5: So that's me man. My body shuts off when you know.

477
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, oh, I'm so jealous smart, and

478
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 3: my brain has just got like the slight edge on

479
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 3: my body where it's like my body doesn't stand a

480
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 3: chance against whatever her anxiety or nightmare is going through

481
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 3: my brain. It'll just keep me awake for as long

482
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 3: as it wants.

483
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

484
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 5: Ah, man, So you have your brain and body someone

485
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 5: in sync with each other to where like if your

486
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,879
Speaker 5: brain triggers something and then your boys like.

487
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we uh we out, we're up for Yeah.

488
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 8: Yeah.

489
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 5: My body was purely off an iPhone battery, like low power,

490
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 5: mold brother, we shut down, like, oh man, all those

491
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,360
Speaker 5: nights in New York where you know, you know, are

492
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 5: performing and drinking, drugging, and then got a drive home

493
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 5: cause I yonkers from the city is.

494
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 2: About twenty five thirty minutes.

495
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 6: Right, it's like without traffic, so yeah, without traffic. Yeah,

496
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 6: but it's not it's not that bad of a drive.

497
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,880
Speaker 6: It's just like a it's it's a very easy drive.

498
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 5: But you know again late night, I'm like, look, we

499
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 5: gotta make this, we gotta we gotta make this.

500
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,239
Speaker 2: We can't bullshit with this.

501
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 5: And my body like, look man, I'm gonna turn the

502
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,959
Speaker 5: lights off. If you wouldn't grudge good if you're not,

503
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 5: I'm I'm I'm a flipped lights off. I'm like, chill, chill,

504
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 5: stay on, come on, all right, I give you two minutes.

505
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 5: It's that I always have that battle, like the whole

506
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 5: the windows open, music's loud, all that shit. Chat of

507
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 5: their body is like I don't go fuck by all that.

508
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 5: I'm gonna turn the electricity off.

509
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 4: Have you all have you ever almost fallen asleep at

510
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 4: the wheel?

511
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, yes, all the time.

512
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, oh my, it's Oh, it's one of the

513
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 5: things you wake up like, whoa, Okay, wow wow?

514
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,160
Speaker 2: How long was that? How long was that?

515
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,360
Speaker 5: And I do believe in the higher power, like the universe.

516
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 5: I feel like you're going to experience this. Don't worry,

517
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 5: you're not gonna die like it definitely wasn't experienced man.

518
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, I don't know how those truckers do it.

519
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 5: Shout out to people like yeah, pull over and try

520
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 5: to I remember in college, I definitely came from a

521
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,159
Speaker 5: party and I was falling asleep and the three guys

522
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 5: in my car, my roommate and other two friends.

523
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: You ever had that? Yea, you drop people from a

524
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 2: part and they knocked the fuck out.

525
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 5: Oh of course the envy right, Well, I mean if

526
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 5: y'all sleep, I might as well too.

527
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: Here we go. I remember, like phone, like dozing off.

528
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:28,879
Speaker 2: They knocked out.

529
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 5: I'm like what they really put all their lives in

530
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 5: my hand without my permission.

531
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 2: I remember that, and I just like it was at Delaware.

532
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it came from Morgan State, Maryland, and drove it

533
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 5: back to college in Delaware, made it to the toll

534
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 5: and I remember pulling over and I was like I'm

535
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 5: taking a nap. I took a nap, good for you,

536
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 5: and then got people back safe. But yeah, that was whoo.

537
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,719
Speaker 5: That was one of the scariest ones. But other than that,

538
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 5: the rest is like those dose and then I'm up

539
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 5: and then I made it home. But yeah, that's you know.

540
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 5: Have you you are you originally from LA?

541
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 4: From Utah? You've been in LA for like twelve twelve years?

542
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you loving it better than Utah?

543
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 6: Or oh?

544
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 4: Yes?

545
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean there were a lot of things I

546
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 3: love about Utah, but there are a lot of things

547
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 3: I don't.

548
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: All that note, all right, Yeah, all I know is

549
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 2: Malone and.

550
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 3: Stock of course, and John Stockton's recently in the news

551
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: because he's a giant anti vaxer.

552
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: Oh really heartbreaking.

553
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 5: Content a SuPAR as other great things happened in Utah.

554
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:33,919
Speaker 2: But here we go.

555
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,679
Speaker 5: Let's talk about these anti vaxxers and all this. I

556
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 5: had COVID December. I think I got a December twelfth,

557
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 5: and I was negative December twenty eighth, So the all

558
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 5: of Christmas and I have over the counter drugs like

559
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 5: their Pokemon cards, like it's like I have every different

560
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 5: evolution of motrin. I like, I got the AM, I

561
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 5: got the PM. You have the bulboso one. I got

562
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,679
Speaker 5: the squid, I got all that ship, and you know

563
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 5: it just sucks and feel and see how like all right,

564
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 5: it's it's about money, man, it ain't about actually like

565
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 5: giving people a peace of mind, Reine.

566
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 4: No one is on the safety page.

567
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 5: The book is going, the pages are flipping back and forth.

568
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 5: Some people in the content, someone index, some people in

569
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 5: the footnotes. It's it's a mess. It really is a

570
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 5: mess out here. It's it's stupid.

571
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 3: So I mean, nor is I mean going back a

572
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 3: little bit too, falling asleep behind the wheel, and you know,

573
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 3: just not doing things you should be.

574
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 4: I hate to bring this up right now, and to

575
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 4: do it.

576
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 3: It's a drag for me. It's not not fun. It's

577
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: not you know, this isn't something I take pleasure in.

578
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 3: But you agreed to be on the podcast, I don't

579
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: know a month ago. I mean, it's hard to say

580
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 3: at this point, but I was so I thought, he's

581
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 3: so funny. We're gonna have a nice time. There's no

582
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 3: chance we'll get in a fight, or that any feelings

583
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 3: will be hurt. I'm sure we'll you know, respect each

584
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: other's boundaries, and so it was a little surprised when

585
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 3: recently I opened the front door and there was something

586
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: there from you to me. You know this, I said,

587
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 3: at the top of the podcast, you agreed to various

588
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,360
Speaker 3: emails with the title of the podcast. I said, no gifts.

589
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 3: It's you know, I think it's clear as day what

590
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: the situation with this podcast is. So I opened the

591
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 3: door and saw this thing. Freaked out, you know, punched

592
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 3: a hole in the wall, just kind of screamed into

593
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: a pillow for half an hour, and then I had

594
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 3: a snack and cooled down, had a nice glass of water,

595
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: soothed myself, just did some breathing exercises and thought, I'll

596
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 3: just I'll approach him when he's on the podcast about

597
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: whatever is going on. So now in my hands, I'm

598
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 3: holding kind of a bag with a seashell on it.

599
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: It's a gorgeous bag. Wow, Okay, there's no one can

600
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 3: deny that.

601
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, it's yeah. I mean beach right.

602
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 5: I kind of knew we was gonna talk about the beach,

603
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 5: so I just wanted you to be like, hey man,

604
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 5: you know, I know.

605
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: You a beach dude. So we're here, baby.

606
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 4: So you're owning this is? This is it's a gift

607
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 4: for me.

608
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's a gift for you.

609
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,479
Speaker 5: Hey, I got I got you a gift, and I

610
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 5: know what you said, but yeah, I get triggered by

611
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 5: telling me things to do.

612
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 3: So sorry, Okay, I mean, obviously I have complicated feelings

613
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: about this, but if you want me to, I'm happy

614
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 3: to open it here on the podcast.

615
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: I would I would be delighted.

616
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 3: Okay, it's embarrassing for both of us, but I'm happy

617
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 3: to do this. Pop all right, So we're gonna open

618
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 3: it up and immediately there's another box.

619
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 2: Oh, so I guess.

620
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 3: I'll have to open this. I mean the manual labor

621
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 3: alone for me is disgusting.

622
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: You have any knives, you have like any sharp objects?

623
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 4: I have a scissor.

624
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get away from it because I feel

625
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna slice myself open in front of a

626
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 3: guest and it's gonna be traumatic and we.

627
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 8: Don't want that and we didn't end up in some

628
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 8: sort of lawsuit. Okay, I'm opening That sounds good, but

629
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 8: then there's also a bad.

630
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I am a prankster, you know. I was

631
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 5: almost on jackass for almost was.

632
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 4: On it is that true?

633
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 5: No, But I'm just saying, like, hey, a box in

634
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 5: a box in the.

635
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 3: Box, Okay, there's a little card here that says, enjoy

636
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 3: my gift, even though you said no gifts. Okay, all right,

637
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 3: so I don't know, this feels like an assault. I'm

638
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 3: just gonna opening and I will say the company that

639
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 3: provides this sort of bag, this is the toughest material

640
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 3: in the world.

641
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 2: They're like, we're getting to work.

642
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 5: We're gonna get some tight thing ribbons in the bag

643
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 5: for this.

644
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: All right, I'm reaching into the bag. Now there's some tissue.

645
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 3: Always you get some tissue. Sound yep, tissue the listener

646
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 3: to a little bit of tissue magic.

647
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, moreover of the waist recycle that whatever way you want,

648
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 5: blow my nose bam.

649
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh this is terrific.

650
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: Look at this.

651
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 4: Uh, it's well, this is a crazy product.

652
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 3: Actually it's a knee high teenage mutant Ninja Turtles sock

653
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 3: knee high. But not only that, I mean it's a

654
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: size five to ten. So you know, I'm right in

655
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 3: the middle there. I'm an eight eight, eight and a

656
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 3: half nine hard to say, but also it's Raphael and

657
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 3: has literally like is what is this called the yeah?

658
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 2: The the mask?

659
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but it's like it hangs off of the sock,

660
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 3: which seems crazy.

661
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 2: I what to say.

662
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 5: This is but when you're running, you want like them

663
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 5: the red flash flares coming out you baby.

664
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,959
Speaker 2: I had to. Once I saw that, I was like this,

665
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: this is this, this one my homie right here.

666
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 4: Man, the idea of this sock.

667
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a cartoon for children, but you know,

668
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 3: got up to your knees then I had, some of

669
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 3: your knees have kind of this. It's almost kind of

670
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 3: like a weird sexy lingerie.

671
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 4: Let's just put it out there.

672
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 5: If you want to like interpret it like that, then good.

673
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 5: Go go for honey, Go for honey. That's all you man.

674
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: You can say the Raphael is a sex if out

675
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 5: of the Ninja Turtles, Raphael would be the sexiest. I

676
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 5: mean then I think second probably be Michaelangel because he's

677
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 5: funny and goofy and you know people like that.

678
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 2: But Raphael all day.

679
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 3: He kind of is like the most I think, yeah,

680
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 3: probably the most sexual Ninja Turtle. He's got like a

681
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 3: real anger, like kind of a like a masculine energy.

682
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 4: That's kind of that. The other turtles don't quite.

683
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 5: Hurt not seen right right, got got the big brother Leo,

684
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 5: who thinks he's better than him in his head, even

685
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 5: though Leland give a fuck, you know, so like, yeah,

686
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 5: it's just like he got some dark things.

687
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 2: He got some dark issues, and dark issues is hot.

688
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 4: Totally completely, I think we found my celebrity crush credible.

689
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 4: That the Raphael crush celebrity c Yeah.

690
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: I would say, like as far as sex and Ninja turtles,

691
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 3: you have Raphael, yeah, Michelangelo, and Donatello. Kind of Donatello's

692
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 3: kind of.

693
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: The intellectual without intellectual, Yeah, you got it.

694
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 3: Sensitive, probably potentially the gayest. I would say, if one

695
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: of the four is gay, I'm I'm going with don

696
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 3: that's it.

697
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's a perfect one.

698
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 3: And then you have Leonardo, who's kind of a kill joy,

699
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 3: kind of the party ruiner.

700
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 5: He could be the closetic gay. He would be the

701
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 5: type of one that's like, oh, like I'm serious, I'm

702
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 5: the leader.

703
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 2: But then like I love a.

704
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 5: Bear, you know, like he looks like he would be

705
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 5: that that that turtle.

706
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: He's kind of the Pete Pete Buddha judge of the

707
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 3: Ninja Turtles kind of you know, got too many straight a's,

708
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 3: so it's not fun to be around. And it's like, Okay,

709
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 3: I guess you're part of the community. Congrats, but you're

710
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 3: a dork.

711
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, man, it's such a good time with you.

712
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 3: This is did you did you watch Ninja Turtles growing up?

713
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 6: Yeah?

714
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 5: On brand, man, that is my favorite shit. I just

715
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 5: want to bring you into my world as this is

716
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 5: the first time we're meeting and talking. And yes, love

717
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 5: Ninja Turtles. I even did a joke about them on

718
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 5: my Comedy Central half hour. And when I did that,

719
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 5: I got the co writer and creator of the Ninja

720
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 5: Turtles to send me a p personalized comic book.

721
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, Kevin Eastman.

722
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 4: Wow, he's like a legend.

723
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.

724
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 5: And I got to talk with him and he wanted

725
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 5: me the host one of his illustration drunks. He sent

726
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 5: me a care package two years ago. It was fantastic.

727
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 5: So I was like, hey, all right, here's he said,

728
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 5: no gifts, but let me give him something that's a

729
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 5: piece of me, of my inner child. I currently don't

730
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 5: like listen or collect najatos anymore. I think I'm past that,

731
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 5: but sure that is me. That that's definitely me, Refiel,

732
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 5: this is my ship. So I wanted to give you

733
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 5: a piece of my little childhood heart.

734
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 4: I'm already there. I'm completely there with you. This is me.

735
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: I mean, of course, I think we're probably similarly age.

736
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: I was fulling Inja Turtles. I think my number one

737
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: choice was probably Donna Tello Nice.

738
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: That's a good one.

739
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 4: I think Leonardo's everyone's least favorite.

740
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I always thought it was.

741
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: I thought it was Donnie. I never heard like, oh,

742
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 5: you've got don't call me out like that. I mean,

743
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, like I never really have pro Donnie, And

744
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 5: I'm so happy that it wants my heart to hear that,

745
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 5: like like everybody around me, Like, you know, I grew

746
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 5: up black, you know, true masculine type shit. So it

747
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 5: was always like the Michelangelo and stuff like that, because

748
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 5: he's goofy your shit, but raphaels my shit. And nineteen

749
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 5: eighty nine Ninja Turtles was my film.

750
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 2: Man, it's so.

751
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 3: Good, I'll probably watch your tonight and probably enjoy it.

752
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 2: It was one of.

753
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 5: Those Yes, it was one of those films that when

754
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 5: it came out, I believe yet went to the theaters.

755
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 5: My mom, I had to be at least eight, and

756
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 5: she was one of the moms who came out.

757
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: Where she was like that was just so dark. I

758
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 2: didn't know it was like that.

759
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 5: Like she was one of those like Karen type moms complaining.

760
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would they have it's so dark like that?

761
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 5: And then that's she was like like she was like

762
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 5: ero point five percent of the voice that made Ninja

763
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 5: Turtles two to be so fucking glowy and happy and

764
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 5: ship and like there's not that much darkness or death.

765
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 5: Like they literally killed Treador in the It was incredible.

766
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 5: It was incredible. But yeah, that was my mom.

767
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 2: She did that. She was part of that klan.

768
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 4: Uh she ru into the Ninja Turtle.

769
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

770
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 5: Even though number two they did it, they did pull

771
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 5: it off, like I give them credit for.

772
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: Like they got some notes.

773
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,280
Speaker 4: From your mom, specifically.

774
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 5: Very harsh notes from my mom's and they said, okay,

775
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 5: well know what to do. We're gonna give Vanilla ice.

776
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 5: We're gonna put them in the club. They're gonna dance.

777
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 5: And I was still in there like going in goldn you.

778
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: Go, Like that was my shit.

779
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 3: So your mom demanded the Shredder climb out of the garbage.

780
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 3: At the beginning of Ninja Turtles Too, she wanted to

781
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: see him alive again.

782
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 5: How dead it be in the sewer? They why they

783
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 5: killed They beat a Raphael like that. They shouldn't get

784
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 5: his ass beat you know, like like fist of like

785
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 5: fist the yeah, fist the face that was like something

786
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 5: that's like it was Pg. Thirteen, So that's something like

787
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 5: my you know, you know, parents, my child who is hey,

788
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 5: he should.

789
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 2: Be seeing that violence.

790
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 5: You know, the time where they think video games and

791
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 5: movies affects how we act in real life when it's

792
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 5: like we're not we're kids, but we're not children Jesus Christ,

793
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 5: like we know the difference.

794
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 4: And they are turtles.

795
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, thank you.

796
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,959
Speaker 6: Get me on the phone with your mom. I'm happy

797
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 6: to thank you. Let's keep this real. They're turtles and

798
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 6: they're teenagers and they know Ninja.

799
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 4: They're friends with a very old rat is a rat

800
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 4: wire we talking to you.

801
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 3: They really lost their way with that third movie, I

802
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 3: feel like which that was the one where.

803
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: They lost They go back in time, they had freckles.

804
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 4: Do they give them freckles in that movie?

805
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 6: And they gave them like black freckles on their face

806
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 6: was supposed to fix and and they it was kind

807
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 6: of thing you're ever editing a photo and you just

808
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 6: put the brightness all the way up.

809
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,959
Speaker 5: What that film was They put the brightness too too

810
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 5: far out. I watched it, you know, and I watched

811
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 5: the other couple of times. I was like, yeah, man,

812
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 5: they ain't have to do this, but you know they

813
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 5: did it. Yeah.

814
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 3: I remember, even as a kid with you know, like

815
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 3: not knowing what a good movie is, thinking this one's

816
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 3: not very good.

817
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 4: Something happened.

818
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, capitalism gone cat baby.

819
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 4: They just got to make.

820
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 2: More until it dies kill it. Yeah.

821
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 5: That Their one was Hoof and then you know, they

822
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 5: came up with the animated TM and T and I

823
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 5: mean you can go down the resume, but yeah, I

824
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 5: love all that. And is it just it's just a

825
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 5: Rafael one? Right?

826
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,959
Speaker 2: Is it? Two pair?

827
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: This is just let's say, I believe it's just Raphael. Okay,

828
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 3: I mean they're gorgeous. This is a very well made sock.

829
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: I can tell you know. This is like an official

830
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon sock. It's crazy. You ever buy some gift and

831
00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 3: you're jealous You're like, all the time, spend money on this,

832
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: and now you get it? Do you when you were

833
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 3: a kiddo, Like, would you ever go to a friend's

834
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: birthday and like you would have to take a gift

835
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: and like you're essentially you would go to the toy store.

836
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 3: I would go and I'd be like, I'm just picking

837
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: out something for myself essentially, and then I'm going to

838
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 3: be mad that I don't get to keep it exactly.

839
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly what this was with you. But if

840
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 5: we won't bring down the childhood, it would be well,

841
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 5: I mean I think, yeah, I can't say.

842
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 2: I can't say I have.

843
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 5: Because I think my mother controlled the money, so she

844
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 5: got something that she thought that that person would have.

845
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 5: But if I would get somebody I'm trying to the

846
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 5: last time I got somebody gift, Yeah, I get I

847
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 5: got something for them, and this is relationship wise, but

848
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 5: like yeah, black.

849
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: Man, like yeah, we never never read about.

850
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 5: My nigga's gifts like that. Yeah that's something I gotta fix.

851
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 5: Gotta fix that. You gotta fix that. I think I

852
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 5: should get them something. Yeah, it's just it's just weird,

853
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:03,320
Speaker 5: that weird toxic shit. It's right, definitely Walk Walk working

854
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 5: through it like hey man, I love you. Man, here's

855
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 5: something that you should have and like they always had

856
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 5: an energy like man, give me no goddamn gid fuck bro,

857
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 5: but what.

858
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: I thought of you and I think this is you.

859
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a very nice thing we should have completely normalized,

860
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 3: just giving you know, I thought of you and I

861
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: saw this and thought you could use it.

862
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's been my comedy of trying to.

863
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 5: Like Trump or like Walk has toxic masculinity with definitely

864
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 5: within the black community of like it's not considered gay,

865
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 5: but there's that fucking.

866
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 2: I call it ron Crow.

867
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 5: He's like there's Jim Crow and blackman, there's ron Crows

868
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 5: the separation of gender and sex, and it's just like

869
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 5: there's always that voice in a black man's voice like

870
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 5: that shit gay bro, don't do that. It's just like

871
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 5: shut up, Like I can get my nigga. I don't know,

872
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 5: I want to buy him this scarf. I don't know

873
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 5: why you're gonna be rapist dig with it, yo, shut up.

874
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 5: So the best way to give a guy, a black

875
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 5: man a gift.

876
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: And that you know, my generation is like, yo, that

877
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 2: was a good meal. I got this.

878
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 4: It's that that's a nice way of handling it.

879
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: It's showing you care without too many you know, like

880
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 3: it doesn't feel like you went that far out of her.

881
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 2: But that's stupid, right, It's so dumb.

882
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 4: It's extreme. But I deal with the same thing.

883
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: It's so really okay.

884
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 3: I mean, like giving somebody something for just no, for

885
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 3: just uh no occasion. I'm like, oh, am, I a psycho,

886
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 3: but you should be able to give your friends just

887
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 3: show up to their house and say, oh, I brought

888
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 3: you a new shirts, the whatever gift.

889
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to do something special for you, But

890
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 5: just don't mean I'm like sexually attracted to you, even

891
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 5: though that's what the fucking culture you know, hip hop,

892
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 5: that that's that's our that's it's like so embedded in

893
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 5: our DNA. It's like I always try to denounce it

894
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 5: and talk, you know, the opposite towards it, because it's like,

895
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 5: just because you love your homies doesn't mean like you're

896
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 5: gonna like sleep with them.

897
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Like, what are we talking about here?

898
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 2: This is ridiculous.

899
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: If you do, who cares?

900
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 2: And there you go.

901
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 5: That's also that it's really not a problem nobody cares anymore.

902
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,800
Speaker 4: It's truly just not an issue for anyone.

903
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 5: Yes, it's not an issue anywhere, and that's it's not

904
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 5: an issue from anyone.

905
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: And that's what I'm trying to like deliver to them.

906
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 2: But you know, they got they got their family, right.

907
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 5: I don't want to use that term, but I get yeah,

908
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 5: you know toxic, you know mentality, taxic, mentality of goes

909
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,919
Speaker 5: back generation generation. It's just it's just stupid. But anyway, Yeah,

910
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 5: the best thing I do is like, yeah, pay for

911
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 5: my homies meal or something like that.

912
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 4: Buy them a pair of socks.

913
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that would not do that to them. I

914
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 5: want you to try that. I feel like this is

915
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 5: the training wheels for you. You gave me a pair of socks.

916
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 3: Now one of your friends to deal with it.

917
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 2: Yep is he is already ad your dough. Baby.

918
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 4: If that's a problem for you, then I'm sorry.

919
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 5: I need to walk away because they always have this

920
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 5: non spoken energy, not even languages, non spoken energy, Like

921
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 5: the fuck is this?

922
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 2: Like you could have bought me waffles, bro, Like the fuck?

923
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: Like, nah, man, you take them fucking socks and I'm

924
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 5: walking away.

925
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 3: I think it's it'll be a valuable lesson for both

926
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 3: of you. I mean, I feel like everyone just needs

927
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: to be better at receiving gifts. Everyone needs to be

928
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,319
Speaker 3: better at gifting. I think we're all kind of just

929
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 3: trained to treat each other like garbage at all times.

930
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: Do you hear me?

931
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 5: It's this, it's this toxic you know, patriarchy, slash supremacy,

932
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 5: all that raises, all that and combined into one huge

933
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 5: discussing ball that it really laid the foundation of people's well,

934
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 5: you know, the people that raised us raised them before.

935
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 2: So it really takes a lot of your.

936
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 5: Energy to denounce the people who raise you, who love you,

937
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 5: love you, quote quote I said, and really be independent.

938
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 5: And I'm not gonna lie. It does feel lonely, but

939
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,959
Speaker 5: it does feel free.

940
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 3: Well, I think you break the cycle with a beautifully

941
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 3: wrapped gift from sex fifth Avenue. There we go, spent

942
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 3: thousands on a friend to try to experiment. Yeah, I

943
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: think that's totally fair. Do you have any other socks

944
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: like I?

945
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: Did?

946
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 2: Anybody get you socks before I have?

947
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 3: I actually, uh, last like a couple months ago at

948
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 3: this point, I got six pairs of just black socks

949
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 3: that are just like you know, very from SuChin Pak

950
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 3: who is wonderful. She sleeps in them and she was

951
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 3: encouraging me to sleep in these socks, which I've done

952
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 3: and it's been fantastic. I'm also wearing them around the house.

953
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: I love that.

954
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got I don't throw away socks, and so

955
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 3: I'm like a lot of my socks are garbage at.

956
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: This point, so I need to start clink through.

957
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,359
Speaker 5: I got socks and underwear that they're like, you can,

958
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 5: you can let these go, but I'm like underwear, I

959
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 5: wear it under so nobody sees it. So what are

960
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 5: we talking about here? Like why are you gonna make

961
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 5: me go spend? That might sound it's coming, it's given cheap, right,

962
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 5: but it's like why I have it? I think I'm

963
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 5: trying to be a millennium. What's that millennial list? That's

964
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 5: a millennium combined minimalist, minimalist, thank you, I was combined

965
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 5: the word millennial.

966
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: I feel like that.

967
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 3: Could be something like a minimalist millennial. Yeah, millennial, terrible personal.

968
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 5: A cheap motherfucker, that's what that. But yeah, I have, Yeah,

969
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 5: I have socks. I like, yeah, just keep wearing them. Yeah,

970
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 5: so please, you don't have to wear my socks.

971
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 4: What are you saying? Of course not not when you're asleep.

972
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 5: I mean you can wear them anywhere when they're underneath something.

973
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 5: I just don't need you to feel like you have

974
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: to run and see the tassel fly.

975
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's my only option at the spin,

976
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 3: doing that or wearing them with a tuxedo. The true

977
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: things I'll do with these socks.

978
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: That's true. You do it.

979
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you have something like an extra bit, you're like, yeah,

980
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: I have to make these fly, right, Yeah, kicky legs,

981
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 5: kicky legs.

982
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 3: As much as wear this to the gym, just make

983
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 3: everybody wonder what's going on with me? No, I think

984
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 3: this is an excellent sock. It's a really a special

985
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 3: occasion sock.

986
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I feel very happy. I feel very warm

987
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,439
Speaker 5: in my heart. I'm glad you liked them.

988
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 2: And I know you. I know you said no. Can

989
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: you can never not have socks? Watch me?

990
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean this is terrific. I think we should

991
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:51,919
Speaker 4: play a game.

992
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. I'm ready.

993
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 3: Let's play this game. It's called Gift to a Curse.

994
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: I need to number between one and ten from you.

995
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 3: One in ten let's get a good five five K

996
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 3: five is a nice solid in between. I'm gonna do

997
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: some light calculating right now. I have to find our

998
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,880
Speaker 3: game pieces. So you've got the mic. You can talk

999
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 3: about whatever you want. You can recommend, promote, do whatever

1000
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,360
Speaker 3: you want to be right.

1001
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 5: Back, all right, no doubt, Hey everybody, thank you for listening.

1002
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 5: I said no gifts for Bridgetter and I love this dude.

1003
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 8: Man.

1004
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,720
Speaker 5: I'm Noriy Davis and you can follow me on Instagram

1005
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 5: at Noriy Davis, Nri Davis. I am recording my album

1006
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 5: in New York City Maha March twenty fifth. If you're

1007
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 5: out in New York, come on out. Other than that,

1008
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 5: the album will be out probably June or May so.

1009
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 5: But you can listen to other albums I have on Spotify,

1010
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 5: Apple Music title Home Game two, Woke Away Game, and

1011
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 5: Live from the Comedy Trap House.

1012
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 2: That was my latest.

1013
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 5: It was recorded on Zoom, but we are back now

1014
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 5: so not on Zoom anymore. So I will be this

1015
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 5: next album I recording will be inside of a club

1016
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 5: with the audience. You can check me out on HBO

1017
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 5: Secession Season two. I'm the black guy roasting the Roys.

1018
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 5: Enjoy that and I'm also in Dickison five episode story art.

1019
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 5: Check that out, O show me you love bye.

1020
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 3: You are Okay, we all now know how accomplished you are.

1021
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 2: I am.

1022
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 3: And this is a very funny man who's just all

1023
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: over the media. You've got to find him. If you can't,

1024
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 3: then I don't know what's wrong with you. Funny in

1025
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:44,959
Speaker 3: various platforms. Go listen to his albums, you know, watch

1026
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 3: him on TV, share his content, do what you need

1027
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 3: to do. But in the meantime, we're gonna play the game.

1028
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 3: This is called gift or a curse. This is how

1029
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: it works. I'm gonna name three things. You're gonna tell

1030
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 3: me if they're a gift or a curse and why,

1031
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 3: and then I'm going to tell you if you're right

1032
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: or wrong because there are correct answers. So, I mean,

1033
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 3: you could get you know, you could completely fail the game,

1034
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 3: humiliate yourself, shame your family.

1035
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 2: That's already done.

1036
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 3: But I hope that doesn't happen. I'm I am on

1037
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 3: your side, believe it or not.

1038
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 4: Okay.

1039
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 3: Number one gifter a curse rooftop chases. So this is

1040
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: when someone is chasing another person across a roof You know,

1041
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 3: like in a movie, someone's fleeing from another force, you know,

1042
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 3: Manhattan Skyline, this kind of thing.

1043
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: Rooftop chaser.

1044
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like the hero of the Look, it

1045
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. One person is being chased

1046
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 3: by one, two, let's say twenty other people. Maybe a

1047
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 3: helicopter's chasing them.

1048
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 5: Got you all right? So, uh, somebody is on the

1049
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 5: rooftop being chased. Is that a gift or a curse?

1050
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 2: That feels.

1051
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 5: That definitely feels like a curse. I mean the rooftop

1052
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 5: vibe is just chill or drinking. And we're looking at

1053
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 5: the view. Why are we running? Why am I using

1054
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 5: my shoes to sprint? Why am I sweating when we

1055
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 5: should be looking at the views above us? Like, what

1056
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 5: is the hurry? Whether it's the urgency, this is a curse,

1057
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 5: Leave me the fuck alone. Once you got off that

1058
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 5: elevator that said RF.

1059
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 2: Leave all your worries behind you.

1060
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 5: So you brought your drama up top to the to

1061
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 5: the thirty sixth floor.

1062
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 2: Look the fuck out, Look what's out? Look?

1063
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 5: Look at that view, look at the sunshine, or even

1064
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 5: look at the night, the stars. But you brought your

1065
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,839
Speaker 5: drama up Yeah, it's a fucking curse. Man, leave me alone.

1066
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 3: Nor you're completely wrong. Rooftop chasers, God, gift, are you

1067
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 3: kidding me? Chase, romance, the excitement. Some of us don't

1068
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 3: have the luxury of just getting to hang out on

1069
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 3: the rooftop. Some of us are being chased by evil forces.

1070
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 3: I love a rooftop chase. I love to watch one someday.

1071
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 3: I would love to be involved in one, to be

1072
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 3: just you know, kind of leaping from roof to roof,

1073
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 3: you know, rolling eventually getting to my escape vehicle.

1074
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 4: What a thrill, A gift to be soon gift.

1075
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 5: That thing is like the Recent Matrix, where like it

1076
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 5: was a rooftop shootout and then that's where we spoiler people.

1077
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 5: That's where we discovered the love and how you know

1078
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 5: from Neo and Trinity. That was all rooftop and that

1079
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 5: was to me that still it was a gift within

1080
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 5: that movie.

1081
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 4: It was okay, But coming.

1082
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 2: Around, Tom, we're talking wrong.

1083
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 3: I would love to see a rooftop chase in a

1084
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 3: wrong com Tom Hanks chasing Meg Ryan across a roof hilarious.

1085
00:52:58,760 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get into it.

1086
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 2: I was wrong on that one, all right.

1087
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 3: Own one let's go on. Okay, number two, this is

1088
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 3: a listener suggestion. Gift a curse doubles and let's give

1089
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 3: credit to the listener, Amanda.

1090
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 2: Shout out, Amanda.

1091
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 3: We love you, Amanda. We love your suggestion, or we

1092
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 3: might not. We'll find out very soon. Gift you a

1093
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 3: curse double stick tape.

1094
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 5: Yeah that now when you get double stick tape, which

1095
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 5: is definitely ah man, I want yeah, cause you'll get

1096
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 5: double stick tape and then you're like, you'll use it

1097
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 5: for like a picture frame, So we always buy that item.

1098
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 2: Why am I so negative?

1099
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm negative, but I feel like when

1100
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 5: I buy the item, I use it for the most

1101
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 5: heaviest shit that I shouldn't be using it for.

1102
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: And then I gotta go.

1103
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 5: Call Gorilla, and Gorilla's like, I know what you try

1104
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 5: to do. Just rub me on the side and I'll

1105
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 5: take care of it. I like arts and crafts. Light stuff,

1106
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 5: it's a gift. If you're hanging up heavy ship, it's

1107
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 5: a curse. So I think I'm gonna go with what

1108
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 5: I know is like it's it's it's a curse because

1109
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 5: it's never good for heavy stuff.

1110
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 2: You know. It's Yeah, you.

1111
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 5: Gotta you gotta do the double stick velcrow. That's a gift,

1112
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 5: but the tait it don't hang up what you wanted

1113
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 5: to hang you got it. I despise double stick tape.

1114
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 5: I've never had a good experience with double double stick.

1115
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 5: It's making my fingers feel weird. It's not doing the

1116
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 5: job that I promised. It's like, yeah, you can't play

1117
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 5: both sides of the fence, baby, no, once I got

1118
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:42,760
Speaker 5: to be nothing.

1119
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: The other side is like.

1120
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 5: This is the other season a visa a visa Wait,

1121
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 5: oh shit, help me, this is a word.

1122
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 4: I have no idea where you're going. Thank you, he adhesive,

1123
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 4: thank you.

1124
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 5: That there you go. Sorry, that's the jamison. I'm fine.

1125
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nor is now deeply drunk.

1126
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:04,479
Speaker 2: No.

1127
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: Four times over the recording of this podcast.

1128
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 5: This is the third time he logged back the producers

1129
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 5: in the chat stop Nah, I'm good. Yeah, so yeah,

1130
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 5: it's you're right.

1131
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

1132
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just I think we need to leave

1133
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 3: it behind, leave it in the past. I feel like

1134
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 3: we tried, like there was the promise of double stick

1135
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 3: tape and it didn't live up to anyone's expectations.

1136
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 4: Let's get rid of it.

1137
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 3: No, thank you, true let's do it, all right, So

1138
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 3: you've got one out of two so far, and now

1139
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 3: this is the final one, so.

1140
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 2: Be very careful here we go.

1141
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 3: This is so, let's say, gift or a curse seven

1142
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 3: layer dip seven layer dip.

1143
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, totally a fucking curse.

1144
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 2: Too much going on?

1145
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I need all right, hold on, I need a

1146
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 5: real quick I need a picture of that because I

1147
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 5: need to know exactly what they put in this motherfucker. Yeah,

1148
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 5: just like this is like the TikTok video where like

1149
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 5: they do it on their kitchen counter and they lay

1150
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 5: the foundation, which is like a sauce, and then the middle. Yeah,

1151
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 5: that is disgusting a total That is a deep dish pie.

1152
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 5: That is a deep dish pizza, and you'll never get

1153
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 5: to the bottom. It's disgusting, and I think.

1154
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,280
Speaker 2: People bored at parties.

1155
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 5: Maybe this is I feel like a deep seven layer

1156
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,320
Speaker 5: dip is a cry from the wife who husband watches

1157
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 5: too much football and she's just like trying to get attention.

1158
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 5: So it's like, how can I make something that's disgusting

1159
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 5: that he'll see me? So now it's depressing. So yeah,

1160
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 5: that's a crop of hell. Anybody got a seven layer dip,

1161
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 5: Calm down, bring it, bring it small, or get out

1162
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,640
Speaker 5: of there, get a divorce, Get out of there. He's

1163
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 5: not he's not worth it, or she's not worth it.

1164
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 5: Get get the fuck out of there. That is uh insane?

1165
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 5: That yeah, that, that's a that's a DESIGNA that's a design.

1166
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 5: You dip and no, yeah, no, curse. I'm gonna say curse.

1167
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 2: Even if I'm wrong, I stand behind it.

1168
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 3: You've you've mounted an incredible defense here. You Your argument

1169
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 3: is there are a lot of points you've made which

1170
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 3: are hard to argue with.

1171
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 4: That said wrong, I love a seven layer.

1172
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 3: Dip with the bean dip and the trees and the guacamole,

1173
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 3: And uh, I can't. I've only named three layers though,

1174
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 3: that's concerning.

1175
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: See, I love it.

1176
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 4: I love to dip. I love a chip. I love

1177
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 4: to dip.

1178
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 3: This is my problem with Well, actually, I don't have

1179
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: a single problem with seven layer dip.

1180
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm fully on board. I have no complaints.

1181
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 2: You name three? What's this seventh?

1182
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say sour cream.

1183
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 5: I'm looking at a picture right now, go ahead, Yes,

1184
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 5: sour cream, bean avac guacamo. Then there's cheese, chili, lettuce,

1185
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 5: tomato olives.

1186
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: Is that it?

1187
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1188
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 4: I guess some of those layers are just fully unnecessary,

1189
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 4: like they all have.

1190
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 3: I ain't trying to convert you. I'm just saying you're

1191
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 3: not going to There's no chance you're gonna convert me.

1192
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 3: I have this like once every seven years.

1193
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds about right.

1194
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 3: You know, I'll run into it at a super Bowl

1195
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 3: party or something. Sure, let me throw a chip in

1196
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 3: there and eat it up. You know, it's like a

1197
00:58:30,520 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 3: no complaints whatsoever. I mean, you know, if you buy

1198
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 3: it from the grocery.

1199
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 2: Seven layer dip. Costco is with this, They with this.

1200
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 4: Ship, of course they are.

1201
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 3: It's probably a seventy five layer dip at Costco.

1202
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 2: Yes, it is rows six layer. It's like a whole brand. Nah,

1203
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 2: I'm good, bro.

1204
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 3: Next time you see one of those at some party,

1205
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 3: I want you to take a chip and give it

1206
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,919
Speaker 3: a shot. I mean, but it has to be right

1207
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 3: after they've like put it down. If it's been sitting

1208
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: there for six hours, is probably getting a little wet,

1209
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 3: getting a little nasty, which look not not an ideal situation.

1210
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 3: You wanted those layers to be on their own.

1211
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you right now. Google images is

1212
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: on your side. I see it. I see how pretty

1213
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 2: it is.

1214
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 5: Some people having like smart, nice little cups looking very

1215
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 5: like rest seven five star restaurant.

1216
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 2: I see that.

1217
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 5: But nah, this is too much baby, Come on, chill out.

1218
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 3: Give to get a seven layer dip at a five

1219
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 3: star restaurant.

1220
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: One seven layer features oxygen.

1221
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 3: Well, nor you look, you got one out of three

1222
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 3: complete failure.

1223
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 4: I mean that's fine. You learned and I learned.

1224
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: I feel like we both grew in some way and

1225
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,320
Speaker 3: we got the word out about for a variety of

1226
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 3: things here, and we'll see who ends up on our

1227
00:59:56,560 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 3: On my side, it'll probably be the public at large. Yes,

1228
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 3: that's fine, it's time to answer. This is the final

1229
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 3: segment of the podcast. It's called they said no emails

1230
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 3: people who have problems. There are so many people in

1231
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 3: this world with problems, and my listeners seem to have

1232
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 3: a lot more than other people. I don't know what

1233
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 3: that says about me as a host, but these people

1234
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 3: write in desperate for answers. They're right into I said

1235
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 3: no gifts at gmail dot com and then out of

1236
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 3: the goodness of my heart and out of just basically

1237
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 3: bullying my guest.

1238
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 4: We answer a question, will you do this with me?

1239
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 2: Yes? I will be right.

1240
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:41,560
Speaker 3: Let's let's read this one here. It says, hello, fellow Libra. Okay,

1241
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: so they're calling me out, not by name.

1242
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 6: But by my brother is a Libra. You the scale

1243
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 6: October October eleventh, October ninth. Here may foresee a double

1244
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 6: birthday party in our future?

1245
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, that's why we vibe.

1246
01:00:58,640 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1247
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 5: I love my brother man, he's so chue. I love Libay.

1248
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 5: I just got to have that balance, baby, what are you?

1249
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 5: I'm a aries aries okay Aries and then rising scorpio

1250
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 5: moon piscey. So a lot of war behind that ram.

1251
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:22,640
Speaker 3: All right, well, this is hello fellow Libra and disrespectful guests.

1252
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 4: So they didn't get your star sign. You're gonna have

1253
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 4: to deal with that and just let it go because

1254
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 4: you have to help here.

1255
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 2: You're right.

1256
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 3: My uncle is a very giving person slash mechanic and

1257
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 3: always works on my car, although I'm a bisexual bimbo. Okay,

1258
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 3: I am somewhat aware that these fixes aren't cheap, but

1259
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 3: he refuses to ever let me pay. He is a

1260
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 3: mid forties straight man who loves football. Whiskey and likes

1261
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 3: all things Oh, this is interesting that we're getting into this,

1262
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 3: and likes all things masculine. The last fix on my car,

1263
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 3: which was a transmission issue slash general upkeep, I got

1264
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 3: him a bottle of Jack Daniels and a neon football

1265
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:06,040
Speaker 3: helmet of his favorite team, Notre Dame. However, he just

1266
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 3: told me he's getting some new parts in for me

1267
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 3: for the shocks, and we'll want to work on my

1268
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 3: car in a few weeks. I'm getting the feeling that

1269
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:12,680
Speaker 3: this guy.

1270
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 4: Is obsessed with her car.

1271
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 3: Let's see, I'm a shell of a woman, tired of

1272
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 3: searching for new gifts, and I'm laying myself down on

1273
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 3: your throne. I'm begging for your help. What are some

1274
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 3: great gift ideas for this man? God bless Samantha. Okay, Samantha,

1275
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 3: I mean I've already pointed out that your uncle has

1276
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 3: a fixation on your car.

1277
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on there.

1278
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 5: It seems like he's like, Hey, I honor your sexuality

1279
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 5: and your gender, and I can't say that, so I'm

1280
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 5: going to fix your shit for free. Girl, Like, I

1281
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 5: just want to let you know on my alla, I'll

1282
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 5: fox at you fixed, right, So now she feels like no,

1283
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 5: I want to like yeah, like that's why I had

1284
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 5: a sexual man. Man, Like they have that guilt but

1285
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 5: they can't express it, like you know, my dad's like

1286
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 5: that too, were like I can't say he loves me stuff,

1287
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 5: but like he'll I don't know, say like hey man,

1288
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 5: you know you can park in the garage, you know,

1289
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:11,200
Speaker 5: stuff like that, like oh, thank you pop.

1290
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:12,520
Speaker 4: Small kindness.

1291
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 5: Small kindness is like a huge I love you, I

1292
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 5: appreciate you, I see you, you know, yeah, a gift.

1293
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,959
Speaker 2: So she wants to give him a gift.

1294
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like she's given him all kinds

1295
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:28,919
Speaker 3: of things when she's running out of ideas.

1296
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 4: He loves football and whiskey and a helmet, right yeah.

1297
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like there are other items. I

1298
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 3: feel like your name. You give him two things and

1299
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 3: you give up it. Now sounds like you're using him

1300
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 3: to fix your car, and this poor man could be

1301
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:48,120
Speaker 3: doing this work. You know he's saving you thousands.

1302
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: Yes he is.

1303
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 5: And if he's going off of that that lgbt Q

1304
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 5: I a guilt ride that way, But if your conscience

1305
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 5: is coming in, like I need to give him something

1306
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,920
Speaker 5: heterosexual white men are not hard. I mean, yeah, you

1307
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 5: hit football, see who he likes? Yeah, definitely hit the sports.

1308
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 5: See who he likes in baseball and basketball?

1309
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 2: Give him that.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 5: And then next after that, like, well, cologne, socks, comfortable.

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01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 2: Ship, what does he wear? Does he like overalls? Bomb

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01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 2: new overalls?

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01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,400
Speaker 5: Like go to Dick Sporting Goods and have a fucking

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01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 5: ball Dix any sports store, just like, hey, man, don't

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01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 5: do a gift call because niggas don't remember gift calls.

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01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 5: Oh interesting, Yeah, yeah, you have to like literally get

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01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 5: the item and give it to him like they're never

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01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 5: gonna be like you're giving me a chore, Like I

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01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 5: gotta go shop lost in this wallet.

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Speaker 4: It's like.

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01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 5: Yes, So definitely give him something Dick Spoiling Goods or

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Speaker 5: some sporting store.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:54,760
Speaker 5: And yeah, he likes cars, so there's air fresheneurs, there's

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01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 5: car washes, there's.

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Speaker 4: You know, wrenches. Get him one of those mechanics suits.

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01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, the overalls yep, with his name on it.

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01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:08,440
Speaker 5: So many good gifts you can give him. Does he

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01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 5: need a haircut, any grooming stuff, shave razor.

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01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 3: You know he's one of those mechanics. Maybe he has

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01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 3: one of those calendars of bikini women on his wame.

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01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,200
Speaker 3: Maybe he needs a bikini woman calendar that give him

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01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 3: the fireman version.

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01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 2: But it's women. I don't know.

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01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 3: It's a huge stack of kind of provocative calendars that

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01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 3: will definitely confuse your relationship.

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01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 2: All right, So wait, not your day.

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01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,439
Speaker 5: This This guy definitely loves sale seven layer dip.

1340
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:46,200
Speaker 2: Give some fucking dip for a football party, will go.

1341
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 2: He'll be like, God, damn it, how'd you know I

1342
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 2: like the bean with the sound cream. I don't you know,

1343
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 2: with the all of us and the tomato.

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01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 5: Oh my god, like I sound like a mechanic cosmy. Sorry,

1345
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 5: sorry guys, But yeah, just him being excited about.

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01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 3: That, that's yeah, just a huge plate of seven layer

1347
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:12,919
Speaker 3: diph that he can enjoin this new mechanic outfit. Maybe

1348
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,919
Speaker 3: he's got a wrench in the other hand, I think

1349
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 3: that's perfect.

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01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'll continue to fix your car. I'll love it. Yeah,

1351
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 2: you mean the girl.

1352
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,720
Speaker 3: Also, Samantha. At some point it sounds like this car

1353
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,080
Speaker 3: is just nothing but trouble. Maybe the gift is get

1354
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 3: on a lease on something else. This thing is falling apart.

1355
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,560
Speaker 2: I know that worries.

1356
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 5: I know that I have a car where it's like

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01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 5: I should have been let it go. The money I

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01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 5: paid to fix it is another car, you know. But

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01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 5: then you gotta go do someone's trouble and go get

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01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 5: a new one and finally make sure it's not a lemon.

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01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 5: So I am a Samantha is like, hey, uncle, keep

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01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,360
Speaker 5: fixing it, thank you. I just need to get where

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01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 5: I need to go. I need to get the A

1364
01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 5: to B. That's all the funk I need.

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01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean we solved Samantha's problem. Has nothing

1366
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 3: to complain about at this point.

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01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 2: Nothing.

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01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 5: Dadh socks, they love that shit, comfortable feet wear, new balance,

1369
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 5: you know, not to give brands. I'll just yeah, they

1370
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 5: love small ship like that and uncomfortable.

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01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 2: What is he like? You think? You think this mechanic

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01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 2: is in his fifties, and.

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01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:21,520
Speaker 3: It sounds like he's in his forties, so he probably

1374
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 3: already owns, for example, like a grill. I mean, if not,

1375
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 3: he opens the front door and there's a giant grill

1376
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,520
Speaker 3: sitting there, he's gonna freak out.

1377
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,480
Speaker 2: Give him a fucking bag of coal. It's over.

1378
01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 4: Charcoal briquettes.

1379
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone should be getting charcoal briquettes.

1380
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 2: It's just the one. I don't need light of fluid.

1381
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh shit, Samantha. How you know how?

1382
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:51,919
Speaker 2: You know? Because I I would do the letter floor,

1383
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 2: I light it and then go out bullshit. But nah,

1384
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,240
Speaker 2: this is the one. I just light it and then

1385
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 2: it light.

1386
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:57,400
Speaker 6: No.

1387
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 5: I canna just keep barbecuing these steaks for you, Sammy.

1388
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 3: Oh that's very sweet, Yeah, very sweet. We all need

1389
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,800
Speaker 3: this uncle in our lives. Where's my uncle that'll fix

1390
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 3: my car?

1391
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 2: I don't have him either, Yep.

1392
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 3: Depressing thought that none of my uncles are reaching out

1393
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:18,559
Speaker 3: to fix anything for me.

1394
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:19,800
Speaker 6: Man.

1395
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 3: So this ultimately is Samantha's brag. I don't think she

1396
01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,759
Speaker 3: even has a problem. She just wanted to write into,

1397
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 3: you know, kind of flash this uncle around. That's just

1398
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 3: doing free labor all the time. Thank you for triggering us, Samantha. Yeah,

1399
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 3: it's a drag that you would do that to your

1400
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:35,840
Speaker 3: favorite podcast host.

1401
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,960
Speaker 4: But I don't know.

1402
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 3: I you know, I just pick up the microphone and

1403
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 3: try to do my work, and I'm.

1404
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,840
Speaker 4: I don't get a lot of thanks.

1405
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 2: Nori.

1406
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 3: These socks are fantastic. I'm thrilled I've had such a

1407
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 3: nice time with you.

1408
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 5: It was a goddamn pleasure. You have a great podcasting.

1409
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 5: And again, once I read the premise, I.

1410
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 3: Was in, how well event you were in and then

1411
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,799
Speaker 3: you were out sending me a gift.

1412
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 5: Yep, I was in and I was out to give

1413
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 5: you a gift. Culose to you. I applaud you, I

1414
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 5: give you a flowers is great. Thank you for having me.

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01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 3: I'm honored, thank you, thank you, and listener, I don't

1416
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 3: know what to tell you. It's time to move on

1417
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 3: with your day. I'm excited for whatever you have going on,

1418
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:25,680
Speaker 3: unless it's something horrible, in which case I support you.

1419
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 3: And whatever it is, try to have something nice to

1420
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,720
Speaker 3: eat today, drink bloody of water, get some rest. I'm

1421
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,799
Speaker 3: going to sleep for forty hours tonight.

1422
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:36,720
Speaker 6: What I.

1423
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 3: Love you, have a wonderful day, Bye bye. I said,

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01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 3: No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced and

1425
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:54,839
Speaker 3: engineered by our dear friend Anna Lisa Nelson, and the theme

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01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 3: song is by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow

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01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 3: the show on Instagram at I said No Gifts, that's

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01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:06,080
Speaker 3: where you're going to see pictures of all these wonderful

1429
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,000
Speaker 3: gifts I'm getting.

1430
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,679
Speaker 4: You have to see the gifts.

1431
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:13,920
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1432
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,160
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Speaker 1: And I invited you hear Funna man myself perfectly clear.

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01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 1: When you're a guest to me, you gotta come to

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01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:50,719
Speaker 1: me empty, And I said, no, guests, your presences presents enough.

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01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm already too much stuff. So how do you dare

1440
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:02,080
Speaker 1: to survey men

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Speaker 5: Within