WEBVTT - "The Drag Expert" with Miz Cracker

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi. Wow, wow, wow, wow, we're here. We're here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Sidney girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello, we're right, we're back. We're back from a trip,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am refreshed. The reset has the reset has happened,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm I'm positive about where I am right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the couch. Yes, you're positive about that? Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I love that your present, babe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>Sydney. You said you you feel refreshed after that vacation,

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<v Speaker 3>after that work trip that you took. Well, you you

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<v Speaker 3>did sleep for a couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends, Oh, every day, every day, every day, that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>my drinking sleeping. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Every day I would wake up and I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if Sydney's gonna come out with us today,

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<v Speaker 3>or we would go out for like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>and or and then Sidney would get right back in

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<v Speaker 3>the bed, and it was like, where did Sidney?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there she is. I can't believe you guys didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even get pictures or videos of me passed out because

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<v Speaker 2>we was outside. Yeah, that's right, we were outside. For

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<v Speaker 2>many of the people who don't know, we just came

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<v Speaker 2>back from a world when New Orleans trip for our

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<v Speaker 2>good sister Amina. It was her birthday and birthday birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a nice little trip. I had a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. I was doing all that I could to

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<v Speaker 3>put myself out there for y'all, you know, for the pod,

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<v Speaker 3>for the story. And I can tell I left my

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<v Speaker 3>voice down there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a voiceover audition today and they were like,

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<v Speaker 3>we don't want any gravelly voices. And I said, well,

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<v Speaker 3>guess I'm not gonna do this like this shit because

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<v Speaker 3>I sound like a car engine. So shout out to

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<v Speaker 3>that visa gig that I will not be booking.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I think that's racist and homophobic. What's

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with gravelly voices?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I think when you watch a visa commercial,

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<v Speaker 3>it's usually like, hi, so if you want your car

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<v Speaker 3>yang like this. It's not you guys are like buying

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<v Speaker 3>things like.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, that makes me want to buy more. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>who is that woman? No? Who is that man? No, sir, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>who is that beautiful human being? Okay, we don't. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't go by gender constructs, Thank you, Sidney. Who is that?

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<v Speaker 3>They them that commercial? It's like, Wow, Tony Braxton's doing

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<v Speaker 3>really bad. No, yeah, so that they They were calling

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<v Speaker 3>me before we were recording this episode. They were like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>are you still gonna sement for Fisa, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to waste anybody's time. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 3>damn the voices, the voice is gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Sis. Yeah, and I'm trying to think. I'm like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we had fun, but like we weren't. We weren't screaming

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<v Speaker 2>like that. We were screaming on that swamp tour. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, we did a swamp tour, guys. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>believe it? We were live, laughing and loving.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we were like every time the Real Housewives take

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<v Speaker 3>a trip, they always do a group activity. Let's be

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<v Speaker 3>Real Housewives in New Orleans and go, you know, look

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<v Speaker 3>at some alligators in a dirty, dirty swamp.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just I would have hated. Not only did

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<v Speaker 2>the alligators look dusty and dirty and nasty, so did

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<v Speaker 2>the water. And I would have just hated to fall

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<v Speaker 2>into the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Since if you fall in that swamp, you don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to worry about how dirty the water is. You will

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<v Speaker 3>get eaten by those alligators. So also, like Sidney, if

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<v Speaker 3>your wig fell in the water, would you reach.

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<v Speaker 2>In and get it. That's a million dollar question right

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<v Speaker 2>this week? The good wig? The now, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>how many days do I have left of the trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Because if it's in the beginning of the trip, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to get the wig. If it's at the end,

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm just gonna go to the airport. Uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>straight straight boxed and stocking cap and all.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, m it's the beginning, it's the it's the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the trip. It's the middle of the trip.

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<v Speaker 3>You you got the same amount of days on either side.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a tough one. I'm not gonna lie. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. I can't say. I can't confirm or deny

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<v Speaker 2>what I would have done. I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a video of like how fast alligator's mouths shut,

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<v Speaker 3>Like in a millisecond. The guy threw a marshmallow into

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<v Speaker 3>this alligator's mouth. So all the gators in New Orleans

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<v Speaker 3>have in Louisiana have diabetes in case you guys didn't know,

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<v Speaker 3>but uh, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They got They have great dental, great dental because the

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<v Speaker 2>teeth are all they're doing better than me.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Sidney, I believe that you'll get that tooth

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<v Speaker 3>that you've been praying for.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God, can we do a prayer circle? I

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<v Speaker 2>just want that fucking toothback. Well, first I want my

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<v Speaker 2>teeth straight I have to get my teeth straightened, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I can put in the implant. So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're thinking about ten g's ten.

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<v Speaker 3>Thousand dollars for a tooth. Teeth costs more than titties.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, but I like I'm gonna I think I

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<v Speaker 2>have to get a visiline and then I have to

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<v Speaker 2>get the tooth implant and the tooth implant. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna run me a couple thouls. It's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>like four thousand dollars. Yeah, teeth are expensive, four thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like a crown is like thirty five hundred dollars. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I think this missing tooth is my character now,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's a personality trait. Marie, Marie, we haven't done

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<v Speaker 2>this in a long fucking time. What were you an

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<v Speaker 2>expert in this week? Bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, friend, I think this week I was an

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<v Speaker 3>expert at putting myself out there, truly putting myself at

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<v Speaker 3>risk for a good time and a good story. And

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I can't really get into the details of

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<v Speaker 3>the story right now because we talked about it on

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<v Speaker 3>the Patreon. Yes, you're gonna have to if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear about it, babes, you gotta go to the pittrion.

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<v Speaker 2>Just know that the thing that I put myself at

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<v Speaker 2>risk for involves.

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<v Speaker 3>Eating booty like groceries. Yes, yes, that's all i'mota say.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all IMA say to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, I think, I think right now, I think

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<v Speaker 2>right now, if you all are listening to the pod,

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<v Speaker 2>you should click right off and go right to the

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<v Speaker 2>Patreon and sign up right.

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<v Speaker 4>For Look look at wait you were you were the

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<v Speaker 4>one doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew. We can't answer, We can't. We can't answer anything.

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<v Speaker 3>You think my voice is right because I was eating booty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we can't.

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<v Speaker 3>We can't confirm or den Do you think I eat

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<v Speaker 3>vacation straight man?

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<v Speaker 2>Ass? Hold on? Okay, wait, so okay, wait, what was

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<v Speaker 2>what was the Andrew you have? Yeah, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>get on the patreon, bab You have to pay for

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<v Speaker 2>the page. To pay for the patreon. Yea, love it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's what happened, or that's what was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, you know, you posted a picture of like

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<v Speaker 4>this guy like flirting with you at a bar.

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<v Speaker 2>But then there is sir, yes it is am.

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<v Speaker 4>I following Am I going into that, Yeah you are Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>If anybody wants to know Marie's business, they got to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the Patreon And.

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<v Speaker 4>That's I was speaking to Marie's lawyer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you well, that's what That's what Siddy was doing

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<v Speaker 3>in New Orleans. Okay, she went to Tulane School of Law.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, I do anything for my client. And

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<v Speaker 2>that is that sustained.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I ask one question and then you can choose

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<v Speaker 4>to not answer it or you kind of answer it.

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<v Speaker 2>Carry carry on.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So like that, you posted a picture of someone

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<v Speaker 4>flirting with you at a bar, and I feel this.

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<v Speaker 4>I looked in the comments and people recognize this person.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it's that guy. That's the guy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, that's the well I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>And and because I said his name on Patreon and

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<v Speaker 2>when I posted the photo.

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<v Speaker 3>People were like, oh is that him? And my heart

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<v Speaker 3>stopped for a second because I was like, do these

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<v Speaker 3>people know him?

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<v Speaker 2>And then but they don't. I forgot that I had

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<v Speaker 2>said his whole government on the Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we love someone's gonna recognize him, that actually knows him,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's gonna find it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I hope and that's I hope he doesn't. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope that. You know what. Never mind, if you need

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<v Speaker 2>to know what happened, go to the Patreon. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the last time I'm promoting this thing. Right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're saying that, but we're only eight

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<v Speaker 3>minutes and you're gonna say it again.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is how you sell. This is how you sell. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Sidney or you are an expert in this week,

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<v Speaker 2>uh expert in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I asked you that, but I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>exactly I was going to do. But I did say yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to say to you know what company,

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<v Speaker 2>but they want to give me an air conditioner. So

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<v Speaker 2>I am saying yes to more influencer gifts. I believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it's my duty to take on these air

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<v Speaker 2>It did. It is a gorgeous air conditioner and they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to come and set it up. And the key

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<v Speaker 2>key is that last year for sid can Cook, I

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<v Speaker 2>raised money to buy an AC and now I'm taking

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<v Speaker 2>that out.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well I'll take the old one because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>have one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, why did you make it seem like you said

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<v Speaker 3>yes to something no one else would have said?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I have an AC Now listen, listen, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a suspense. I'm an artist.

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<v Speaker 3>How many BTUs the way more?

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<v Speaker 2>Way more? When I told them how many BTUs I had,

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<v Speaker 2>they were like, for the that apartment. I said, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>for that apartment. Don't do that. Don't do that? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it a studio that? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How many real? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>BTU slender and.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship Yeah, well bt us can tell you how broke

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<v Speaker 2>you are, so if you go by the bt U s,

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<v Speaker 2>people can really tell your t well.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes people get bt us based on what's on sales.

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<v Speaker 2>It was definitely I'm doing what was in my budget.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care about the about the room size, It's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>does that make sense for me? I'm just go sitting

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<v Speaker 2>from the a C. I don't need the whole room colde.

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<v Speaker 2>I just need where I'm at. You're like, so, now

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<v Speaker 2>you're a C is a fan? Got it? That's what

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it is?

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<v Speaker 4>Many?

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<v Speaker 3>How many bt us is? The is the CID can

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<v Speaker 3>cook AC.

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<v Speaker 2>I think like five thousand, which is nothing. It's a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a fan, dude. I'm paying Yeah, I'm paying more

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<v Speaker 2>in my Connad bill for the A C than I

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<v Speaker 2>would if I had three fans. It's done. Oh all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'll think about it. Maybe yeah, in my bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>or something. Okay. Well, on a higher note, on a

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<v Speaker 2>higher note, we have a guest today.

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<v Speaker 3>Weekly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. We needed well, we needed to take

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<v Speaker 2>a break. You know, people, people actually love the solos,

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<v Speaker 2>so don't do that. They do love the soul. They'd

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<v Speaker 2>dodoor the solos.

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<v Speaker 4>You're saying that as you're introducing again.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, because I guess, but people like

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<v Speaker 2>when it's just well, you know what, I'm so proud

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<v Speaker 2>of the guests that we have. It's gonna blow our

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<v Speaker 2>solos out the water, do you hear me? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>This guest was one of our first live show or

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<v Speaker 3>what I think the first live show guest we ever booked.

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<v Speaker 3>Very funny, freaking, fantastic, unrecognizable.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, yes we can't. We don't know what they

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<v Speaker 2>are right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But would not have.

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<v Speaker 3>Would not have stopped to speak to this person on

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<v Speaker 3>the streets of New York. I'd be like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>have any change, but we heart we heart them, and

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<v Speaker 3>you heart them and you know them. It's the fabulous,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the famous, it's the super ms Cracker, our drag expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he love she's a woman. How are you guys

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<v Speaker 1>doing today? I'm so glad to be on the Squadcast again.

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<v Speaker 3>I like everything that's happening over there. What's this setup

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<v Speaker 3>you have? Like this pink curtain behind you? You're on

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<v Speaker 3>a pink couch. Are you at Mariah Carey's house?

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<v Speaker 1>I am a backstage at Victoria's Secret, helping the girls

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<v Speaker 1>get ready. No, I'm this is my little studio. Because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, there haven't been any live shows. I had

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<v Speaker 1>to make a fancy background for when I do important

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<v Speaker 1>things like host bingo. So yeah, I have don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do that bingo. Don't do that, miss Cracker. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of our closest friends have done bingos, Andrew, that's true. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it is very It's a cultural.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's an old gay thing, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like people people that use people that used

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<v Speaker 1>Adam for Adam are also into bango. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean like that's the the old fashioned gays,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Adam for Adam gay my space?

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<v Speaker 1>Adam for Adam is definitely gay my Space. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>basically like Grinder before there were mobile platforms, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a desktop thing in the early aughts. And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever are gay and you have forgotten what

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<v Speaker 1>Adam for Adam is, all you need to hear is

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like your entire old gay body stands up

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<v Speaker 1>because that was the sound it made when you got

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<v Speaker 1>a message. And it's like Pavlov's bell, Like all gays

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<v Speaker 1>start drooling when they hear that noise, that little alert.

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<v Speaker 1>It like trained us.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, now, what's the craziest message you ever received

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<v Speaker 3>on Adam for Adam? Because I feel like men talk

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<v Speaker 3>to each other. I just think men are they talk,

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<v Speaker 3>they date differently, they talk to each other differently. Like

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like, oh my god, eating around the bush.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I got one that was like I'm behind you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the creepiest one that I got. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like at work and I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like looking around. I was like I think they were

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<v Speaker 1>like on the street and they saw somebody like like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of similar to me or something like that. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm behind you is definitely like the most bone chilling one.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've definitely gotten a lot more bone chilling things

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<v Speaker 1>from fans as a drag queen that I have on gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Platforms, like like yeah, like get into it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Like one time I was at a meet and greet

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<v Speaker 1>with fans and this girl like pushed a stuffed envelope

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<v Speaker 1>into my hands. It was like one of those packs

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<v Speaker 1>that has like rabbit fur or whatever in between the

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<v Speaker 1>you know those things, you like open them up and

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<v Speaker 1>fuzz gets everywhere. So I like open this thing in

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<v Speaker 1>the dressing room and all of these tiny plastic babies

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<v Speaker 1>come out. Like I'm talking about probably four or five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred tiny little plastic babies about the size of a thumbnail,

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<v Speaker 1>and each one had been pierced through with like a

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<v Speaker 1>hot wire. So it came with the note that was like,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know, babies can be fashion. You can

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<v Speaker 1>string these up and make them into necklaces and bracelets

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<v Speaker 1>and blah blah blah. And I was like in that moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I will never forget this. I will

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<v Speaker 1>never forget getting four to five hundred hot wire pierced

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<v Speaker 1>babies in an envelope.

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<v Speaker 2>That person, that person has a dead body in their

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<v Speaker 2>freaking gosh for sure, at least that person has a

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<v Speaker 2>crawl space.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah, that's a person with a crawls bath. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a person with an antique.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, So what did you do with all the

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<v Speaker 3>tiny babies?

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<v Speaker 1>I kept them because I was afraid to throw away

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<v Speaker 1>the babies because it felt like it would curse me,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? So I kept him

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time. I think there's somewhere here in

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<v Speaker 1>my studio still, so somewhere there's four to five hundred babies.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can throw the pop star, Miss Cracker. You could

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<v Speaker 2>throw them away your body, your choice. Okay, babies away.

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<v Speaker 3>People literally all over the country.

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<v Speaker 2>This country.

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<v Speaker 3>People throw babies away every day, every day, every day.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I usually do, I'll just I'll just swallow them.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, they got little holes in them, so they'll

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<v Speaker 3>they'll go down the asha gets smoother, they're aerodynamic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>So what you're saying is when people give you gifts,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just gonna hoard them until you because you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get more stuff the like the more time passes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a I have a doormat with my

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<v Speaker 1>face on it, which is an interesting gift, just like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like could go both ways, Like what the message

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<v Speaker 1>is there? I have all kinds of cracker memorabilia.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, okay, but now, so you are our drag

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<v Speaker 3>expert for obvious reasons. You know, you're you're the most

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<v Speaker 3>famous drag queen that I know. Is there a more

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<v Speaker 3>famous Well I mean maybe ru Paul, but yeah, is

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<v Speaker 3>there a more famous drag queen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm the one that you have on speed dial.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's what matters, you know, right, Well, you're the

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<v Speaker 3>one that when I put up a stupid Instagram video,

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, what is this? But it's all it's always

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<v Speaker 3>the looks like it's You're always you always bring it

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<v Speaker 3>together and it always makes it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever I see your page, I'm like, do I need

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<v Speaker 2>to do drag? I need to do more? Right? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the outfits the week changes. Talk to

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<v Speaker 3>us a little bit about like how you come up

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<v Speaker 3>with that outfits? Is it? People make them for you

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<v Speaker 3>and then they like they have to do like a

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<v Speaker 3>runaway show, and you're like Miranda Priestley, like yes, I

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<v Speaker 3>like it or no, I hate it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you collaborate on the looks?

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<v Speaker 1>I wish it were that way, that that would be

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<v Speaker 1>closer to shopping and I love that. But by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I get a lot of outfit and wig switch inspiration

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<v Speaker 1>from you two because you know, you guys are serving

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<v Speaker 1>looks on the on the gram, and you taught me

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<v Speaker 1>that it's okay to go up on stage looking fabulous

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<v Speaker 1>for your comedy crowd, you know, because I was used

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<v Speaker 1>to think, like I need to dress down in order

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<v Speaker 1>to do comedy, but you showed me that, No, give

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<v Speaker 1>them the cocktail waitress fantasy.

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<v Speaker 3>What is dressing so hard? What is dressing down in drag?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you perform in looks. So you're saying you were

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<v Speaker 3>wearing like Ivy Park on stage?

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<v Speaker 1>What exactly like I n C from J C Penny,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like just the yeah, it's all we have

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<v Speaker 1>the same model, you know, it's all inside hashtag tucked away.

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<v Speaker 1>So but when I when I see something like on

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<v Speaker 1>the street, like for example, one of my big outfit

0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:19.919
<v Speaker 1>inspirations came from when I found this giant round frame

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<v Speaker 1>on the street, like and it was an all gold

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<v Speaker 1>frame and I was like, oh my God, that looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a halo. I'm going to design a Virgin Mary

0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:30.600
<v Speaker 1>outfit based on that. Halo is inspiration. So I like

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<v Speaker 1>kicked the mirror, kicked the mirror out of it and

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<v Speaker 1>like made it into a halo and just went on

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<v Speaker 1>from there. So I get inspiration from just seeing stuff

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the time in the trash, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I go to my designers. Yeah, I go to my

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<v Speaker 1>designers and I'm like, this is what I envision and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like in All Stars, when I wore that egg down

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<v Speaker 1>the runway, I just had this vision of when I

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<v Speaker 1>was young in Seattle. There's one of our big mascots

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<v Speaker 1>is this clam with leg and I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do that, but make it fashion. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to be a Faberge egg with legs. And I

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<v Speaker 1>just told my designer, like, we have to make this

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<v Speaker 1>happen somehow, and they have to figure out how to

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<v Speaker 1>make it work.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, Faberge egg wealth.

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<v Speaker 3>Second, my designer, Sidney, we got to get to the

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<v Speaker 3>level where we can say, well, I gave that to

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<v Speaker 3>my designer, and you know, now I have this Florida

0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:25.720
<v Speaker 3>Natural's Orange Juice Week.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? Like I feel like I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no, I mean, Marie, I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>coming in my body, in my soul, in my uterus.

0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel that it's coming, and I'm not worried. And

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<v Speaker 2>especially since Miss Cracker is on the call, Miss Crackers

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<v Speaker 2>here to let us know that we're we'll be a

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<v Speaker 2>part of that one day at least assistant. We can

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<v Speaker 2>have an assistant.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I'm for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely you might have a court ordered one.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much, Thank you for your support at

0:21:00.240 --> 0:21:05.679
<v Speaker 2>this trying time right now, So you're not You're not in.

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<v Speaker 3>The work room slaving over a hot sewing machine.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I do that sometimes still, especially because now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm what broke from the pandemic. I will, I will

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<v Speaker 1>make a thing or two, but my skills aren't up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can make you a fierce speedo, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like I can, I can whip that

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<v Speaker 1>out and stone her to death. But I can't make

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<v Speaker 1>myself a giant egg costume, you know. So like I

0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:32.680
<v Speaker 1>have to depend on my designers for certain things I

0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:36.240
<v Speaker 1>don't have the skills for. Like, but there there's one

0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:38.879
<v Speaker 1>thing I am an expert in. It is believing in

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<v Speaker 1>myself like, I do you know what I mean? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I like when I first learned to make a leotard,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm a seamstress. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? I'm like, I'm a seamstress. And I did

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes of comedy on TV for All Stars five,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I'm a comedian. Now I'm now

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<v Speaker 1>bring me the hour set. I'm ready. Yes, that comes

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<v Speaker 1>to me. That's from being a cisgendered white male. I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah, just like every time you do something,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I can do it. I'm a plumber. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I screw screwed the fox back.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know if it's just the cist

0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:18.680
<v Speaker 3>gender white male. I feel like my dad would get

0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:20.639
<v Speaker 3>a bill for something and be like, oh, well, now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a plumber.

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<v Speaker 2>I will fix all the pipes. It's also a.

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<v Speaker 3>Cheap Caribbean man. I think if you believe in it,

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<v Speaker 3>you can achieve it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that that's my whole thing with drag queens. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>not only do you have the confidence of a man,

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<v Speaker 2>but you also have the like that extra layer of

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<v Speaker 2>confidence of being a woman or a dressing sexy woman,

0:22:45.640 --> 0:22:49.120
<v Speaker 2>addressing up as a woman like an over exaggerated woman

0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:51.840
<v Speaker 2>in the like the drama and it's it's put on

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<v Speaker 2>times ten. And I think if I had not only

0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:58.960
<v Speaker 2>the confidence of a Cis straight man, but the confidence

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<v Speaker 2>of a drag queen, I could pull off way more things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always like, ah, I don't know, but a drag

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<v Speaker 2>queen is like, no, we are putting on mixing, matching,

0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:10.560
<v Speaker 2>We're putting more hair, more lashes, more and more, more

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<v Speaker 2>and more. And I'm always like, this is I'm doing

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:15.360
<v Speaker 2>too much? But it's like no, no, no, this never

0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:17.840
<v Speaker 2>too much. It's always you're not doing enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Do more, that's right, and that's what the like. My

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<v Speaker 1>hope for me is that when we're doing this, something

0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:29.320
<v Speaker 1>good is happening. Like I'm hoping that drag queens help

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<v Speaker 1>break down the idea of what a woman should behave, like,

0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:37.000
<v Speaker 1>or feel about herself so that when women of any

0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:42.520
<v Speaker 1>kind women plus see drag queens performing of any kind,

0:23:42.680 --> 0:23:47.119
<v Speaker 1>they feel like what they're allowed to do is expanded

0:23:47.320 --> 0:23:50.200
<v Speaker 1>and not shrunk, Like a woman should watch a drag

0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:52.760
<v Speaker 1>show and come away being like Wow, as a woman,

0:23:53.240 --> 0:23:55.359
<v Speaker 1>you know it's okay to have to dress like this

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:57.840
<v Speaker 1>and have confidence and all of this. I can do

0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:02.080
<v Speaker 1>anything I want with my femininity because I think that

0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:05.120
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people are concerned that women will look

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 1>at drag queens and feel like women are being made

0:24:07.640 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>fun of. And I think that kind of drag is

0:24:09.880 --> 0:24:11.600
<v Speaker 1>a not for me, you know what I mean. I

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.560
<v Speaker 1>think that it should be. It should make women feel

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:16.080
<v Speaker 1>like expanded, you.

0:24:16.119 --> 0:24:19.359
<v Speaker 2>Know, empowered, empowered and empowered for sure.

0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:25.200
<v Speaker 2>And that's why it's like sometimes titles suck because we

0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:28.720
<v Speaker 2>put that, we put that on them. It's like drag queen,

0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Like maybe maybe if you think about it like drag,

0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 2>like are you dragging queens? Maybe? I don't know's it's

0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:39.440
<v Speaker 2>hard to understand what exactly is it. We know that

0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.800
<v Speaker 2>you're dressing up and you're putting on a performance, but

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:45.600
<v Speaker 2>it's more than that. It's like almost like a lifestyle

0:24:45.880 --> 0:24:46.400
<v Speaker 2>choice too.

0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:52.080
<v Speaker 3>I think that I like, I enjoy the theatrics of it,

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 3>the drama of it. It's so extra and over the top.

0:24:55.560 --> 0:25:00.119
<v Speaker 3>And the things that you like lip sync to are

0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 3>things that because like I feel like drag Queen's put

0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 3>their like audio together, right, you like chop and screw

0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:11.360
<v Speaker 3>it yourselves or you decide I'm going to cut it here.

0:25:11.680 --> 0:25:14.320
<v Speaker 3>You guys were doing reels and tiktoks before they were

0:25:14.400 --> 0:25:15.520
<v Speaker 3>a thing, Like that's.

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:16.879
<v Speaker 1>What drag was.

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:20.280
<v Speaker 3>I feel like, you're doing the dancing, you were saying

0:25:20.320 --> 0:25:24.040
<v Speaker 3>the the things. But anytime I go to a drag show,

0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:27.760
<v Speaker 3>I feel bad that I can't do a flip in

0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:29.119
<v Speaker 3>heels anything.

0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel bad that I can't do any of it.

0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 2>I like, not only are you singing dancing, You're you're

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.119
<v Speaker 2>putting on your doing jokes. You're you're putting money in

0:25:39.160 --> 0:25:42.840
<v Speaker 2>your bra yeah, and you're tucking your dick. I mean,

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're tucking your whole dick at all while

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:48.400
<v Speaker 2>you're doing It's a lot. It's a lot.

0:25:49.960 --> 0:25:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I always thought if I if I if I wrote

0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:55.760
<v Speaker 1>a book, it would be called I Can't Peetel Tomorrow, because.

0:25:57.400 --> 0:26:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, you know what I mean.

0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 1>It's just like Caitlyn and I did. Caitlyn and my

0:26:04.480 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 1>co pilot in life, we did this experiment where like

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 1>she waited outside the bathroom and I stood in the

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:11.680
<v Speaker 1>bathtub like tucked, and I was like, let's find what

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:15.080
<v Speaker 1>happens if I like peed myself while I'm tugged. You

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? And I'm just just like, oh

0:26:17.080 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 1>my god, like I just my back was wet, and that.

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.119
<v Speaker 3>Said your back of hope. So when you took it,

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.480
<v Speaker 3>took all the way off, it was all the way around.

0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:28.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait wait wait, wait, hold on wait.

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 3>You peed on yourself took.

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:34.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was just like, let's see what happens if

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:36.880
<v Speaker 1>it did happen, what would happen, Just so I could

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:38.680
<v Speaker 1>get it out of my mind, you know what I mean,

0:26:38.960 --> 0:26:41.879
<v Speaker 1>because I'm always afraid of peeing myself on stage because

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:45.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm thirty seven years old, my little bit.

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:49.120
<v Speaker 2>All that time, you look thirty seven, you look fucking fantastic.

0:26:49.160 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 2>This is a Jewish thirty seven. Yeah, never see it.

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Never seen it in my never seen it in my

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:58.240
<v Speaker 2>entire life, marvelous, miss Masel. How old has that been, so,

0:26:58.400 --> 0:26:59.119
<v Speaker 2>miss Nasl?

0:26:59.200 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Thirty seven?

0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? How old is she? They said she was what

0:27:03.119 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 2>twenty five? Lies?

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:05.720
<v Speaker 3>That's a Hollywood age, you know.

0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a cool thing to exact demono, absolutely, girl,

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:12.160
<v Speaker 2>forty pushing forty stop.

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>It And I'm still dewey as a decimal. You know.

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Wait, miss Cracker, do you drink? You don't drink?

0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:20.119
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:25.159
<v Speaker 1>I quit drinking for like seven years. But then in

0:27:25.440 --> 0:27:29.080
<v Speaker 1>La pandemic, I did have a couple of bottles of wine.

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:30.639
<v Speaker 2>How did that go?

0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Terrible? I feel like I aged like six years just

0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 1>because of drinking the pandemic. So I have stopped again again,

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I'm like, I'm like, let's get back together.

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:48.199
<v Speaker 1>We're trying to get that pre pandemic body back together.

0:27:48.520 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm trying to look like a skeleton again,

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.080
<v Speaker 1>which is gay for goals.

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, content gaunt, you want to be cutting gaunt,

0:27:56.920 --> 0:28:00.280
<v Speaker 2>got it exactly, skill.

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I think everybody is beautiful, you know. But what I

0:28:03.280 --> 0:28:05.240
<v Speaker 1>want for myself is I want people to ask if

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:05.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay.

0:28:05.840 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 3>That's so your vision board is Kate Moss.

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly just a little Callista Flockhart moment.

0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:17.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Mary Kay Mary Kay, Nashley.

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:18.000
<v Speaker 3>I got.

0:28:19.840 --> 0:28:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You know, like the chic chic and erexia, you know, chic,

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:33.919
<v Speaker 2>she's sheep god horrible. Body positivity, body positivity.

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Body positivity girl. The body is here.

0:28:37.040 --> 0:28:37.960
<v Speaker 2>So what were we saying?

0:28:38.200 --> 0:28:39.600
<v Speaker 1>We're saying something about something.

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 3>Listen, we don't have that. We'll we'll we'll come back

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:44.640
<v Speaker 3>to that. Let's hold these wigs that you be putting

0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 3>on because they're so big. But there'll be like eight

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:52.000
<v Speaker 3>weeks in one wig. So talk to us about how that?

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 3>How do I get mine to sit up like that?

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:57.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And how much is it? Because it seems like

0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.880
<v Speaker 2>you have a really good wig budget over there right right?

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Well here's the secret. I'm still Jewish. So I do

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:10.160
<v Speaker 1>get a boggin on my wigs. I get my wigs

0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 1>im wigs for twenty five dollars each. They're each twenty

0:29:16.480 --> 0:29:21.160
<v Speaker 1>five dollars. But I just beat them into looking beautiful?

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean?

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I wow?

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Like how so I always say this that like a

0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:29.440
<v Speaker 1>wig is like a person. You know, when you go

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:34.160
<v Speaker 1>through struggles in your life that adds to your beauty

0:29:34.600 --> 0:29:36.120
<v Speaker 1>and your complexity.

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Come on, storyline, let's go, you know what I mean?

0:29:39.800 --> 0:29:42.320
<v Speaker 1>And so when a wig arrives in the bag, she's

0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:44.720
<v Speaker 1>not beautiful yet, she's not ready. You need to put

0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:48.160
<v Speaker 1>her through suffering. So you just take a comb and

0:29:48.360 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 1>you like rag every piece of hair up until it's

0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:55.880
<v Speaker 1>all a big cloud of mess, and then you just

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>smooth over the very top layer with a comb so

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:03.280
<v Speaker 1>that it looks like it's all organized. And that is

0:30:03.640 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>a wig that is how a wig works, and that's

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:08.720
<v Speaker 1>how we are, Like we're all messed up inside and

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:11.600
<v Speaker 1>then we have this nice smooth surface and we present

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:13.160
<v Speaker 1>that to the world. You know what I mean, We're

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 1>like everything fine, and that's what a wig is.

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 2>But but wait, how do you that? That's my thing?

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 2>It's like, how do you maintain that? Does that week

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 2>stay that way? Or is it?

0:30:27.000 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Op? Like how long can you keep one of these

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:31.000
<v Speaker 2>beat it wigs?

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 1>So what I do is I first of all, I

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 1>use heavy hair spray, and then I use as basically

0:30:42.000 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 1>like an airborne yeah, gorilla glue, like basically airborne cement,

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and you can wear them for like two to three shows,

0:30:48.720 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 1>but then they do come apart, so you got to

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:54.280
<v Speaker 1>start all over again. But they can last for a

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.600
<v Speaker 1>little bit. You wash the lace, you take care of them,

0:30:57.440 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 1>and then the style dies and you just comb it

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:00.360
<v Speaker 1>out and stiff over.

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 4>So wash.

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I love. I love making wigs.

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 2>How do you come by them? First of all?

0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 3>You love making wigs? Have never made a wig for

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 3>anybody on there?

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? What's up with that? Shocking?

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 4>You know?

0:31:12.200 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 3>I love that?

0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:17.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready. Oh if I could put you in an

0:31:17.040 --> 0:31:19.840
<v Speaker 1>official miss wig, I would love that for both of you,

0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 1>especially if I gave you you two like matching wigs

0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:26.800
<v Speaker 1>to go up on stage with that would be one

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 1>curl to the right and then one that has a

0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 1>curl to the left. Just just everything.

0:31:34.480 --> 0:31:37.320
<v Speaker 3>That's what we want, Sidney and I. You know, we're

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 3>outside again and we're back to starting to do shows,

0:31:41.480 --> 0:31:44.200
<v Speaker 3>and sometimes people book us together because they're like, who

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:47.280
<v Speaker 3>are those two hot black girls the ones that are mean? Yes,

0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 3>then they're hilariously, Oh my god, that's what we want

0:31:51.320 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 3>the next time that Sydney and I get on stage together.

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 3>I want to have an official miss wig. I want,

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 3>you know, I want to look like Judy Jetson or something.

0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to be stuck an asymmetrical That's.

0:32:02.960 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>What I want. Yeah right, oh black Jetson's I think

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 1>is your vibe both of you just retro futurism. Yes, such,

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Yeah, So I would love to do that. Okay,

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 1>So I love to do that.

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 3>So can people who don't really have any money do

0:32:20.800 --> 0:32:22.640
<v Speaker 3>drag because it sounds like you gotta have a lot

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:26.920
<v Speaker 3>of like spare change lying around to buy things and

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:27.640
<v Speaker 3>build things.

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm hmm.

0:32:29.600 --> 0:32:32.320
<v Speaker 1>You can absolutely do drag with no money because I

0:32:32.440 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>did it for years and I'm doing it again. It's

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:39.560
<v Speaker 1>just like all you need is one nice way. You

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 1>can style her in a bunch of different ways. You

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 1>can use dime store makeup and make it look good

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 1>if you know what you're doing. And if you head

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>on down to Rainbow, you can get yourself a little

0:32:51.240 --> 0:32:56.640
<v Speaker 1>twenty five dollars like cocktail dress and you're ready. You're ready,

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:58.800
<v Speaker 1>get those get those Rainbow pumps.

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:03.600
<v Speaker 3>You know Sydney Sidney used to be a spokesperson for

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Rainbow back in the day.

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it never looked like put together, like y'all

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 2>shit like you you look like couture designer. Like I

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 2>could never see you, know how. Sometimes you could see

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 2>people like on the train and you're like, oh, that's Rainbow,

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:21.640
<v Speaker 2>like I have that, I have that piece. I've never

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 2>seen your stuff and was like, oh, yeah, that's le Ramo.

0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I always thought there should be a musical called

0:33:30.760 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 1>for color girls who considered Conway when Rainbow wasn't enough,

0:33:33.920 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? Like, yeah, but yeah, I

0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:39.480
<v Speaker 1>think that you just you just add a little something

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 1>to it. You add a little your stone here, your

0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 1>stone it there, and you know you get away with it. Yeah,

0:33:45.280 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 1>but like if you want to do I always think

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>you were saying that drag is doing too much, and

0:33:50.240 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I think I completely agree. I think that no matter

0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>how much money you have or how much money you

0:33:56.520 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>make doing drag, you should be broke because you should

0:33:58.880 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 1>spend it all on making it the most fabulous drag

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 1>you possibly can and just blowing the roof off the thing.

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:09.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, yeah, I was watching Drag Race UK and

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 3>one of the queen's showed up in an H and

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:16.279
<v Speaker 3>M dress. Yes, she pulled up in the H and

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 3>M and RuPaul was like, I don't want to see that.

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.759
<v Speaker 2>On my runway. You wait, I was a little fuck

0:34:21.080 --> 0:34:22.000
<v Speaker 2>that thing. Huh.

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.360
<v Speaker 3>She showed up in H M like they were like

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 3>what what you got?

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 1>What you wear it?

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 2>But wait, hold on, hold on what like what?

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 2>It was just straight off the rack, like manress, No,

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 2>what happened? What was she going through? Because sometimes you

0:34:39.320 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 2>just can't pull it together? Sis, So I just want

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 2>to know what was there? Death in the family. Girl,

0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 3>But I didn't even know they had H and M

0:34:46.360 --> 0:34:46.840
<v Speaker 3>in Europe.

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 2>I was shocked. Well, I think that's where h and

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 2>M originated baby.

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she was going through? Was the

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 1>clearance rack?

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 2>No, no way, has has that ever happened? Cracker? Has

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:04.360
<v Speaker 2>that ever happened that you like was going through it

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:07.799
<v Speaker 2>and you just feel like you couldn't you couldn't put

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>it together like you usually do.

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:10.879
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely.

0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Do you have a specific situation?

0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:19.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, I have this black turtleneck dress that I

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:21.839
<v Speaker 1>wear when I'm done. Do you know what I mean?

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just it's a very long turtle neck

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:28.960
<v Speaker 1>and it's shiny, and I made it myself out of

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 1>four way stretch Spandex. And when I am when I

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>am done for the week, I'm like, this is what's

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:36.160
<v Speaker 1>going on. I just slip around zippra up and they

0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 1>get what they get and they don't get upset that day,

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean? That's that's my sign. We

0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:44.279
<v Speaker 1>call it my drag t shirt because it's like it's it,

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 1>it's her dress shirt. Yeah exactly.

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Could you do you think you could ever like coach

0:35:52.800 --> 0:35:57.399
<v Speaker 2>us into doing drag? I actually think I actually think

0:35:57.480 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 2>there Marie. I think Marie could do it. Like when

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:06.200
<v Speaker 2>it comes to the wigs, the extra eyeliner I like

0:36:06.520 --> 0:36:09.279
<v Speaker 2>the clothes. The choice of clothes is so fun and

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 2>it has tons of personality. I will show up in

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 2>like jean shorts and a regular tank.

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:20.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Sidney's sitting with the jewels and diamonds and studs

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:21.600
<v Speaker 3>all over her face.

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:24.920
<v Speaker 2>So yes, I'll do the I'll do the Ryan Stones

0:36:24.960 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 2>on the baby hairs, I'll do that.

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, I think you are one. Yeah, I think

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 1>your one te is away from being drag queens. Like

0:36:34.920 --> 0:36:36.800
<v Speaker 1>I think if you if you had a big Caitlin's

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:40.399
<v Speaker 1>nodding her head, like, if you had a a big

0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:44.120
<v Speaker 1>fluffy wig, and we win all dream Girls on you,

0:36:44.400 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 1>then I think that you would be You could be

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>drag queens and you would kill too.

0:36:50.040 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 2>All.

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:52.239
<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is like extend that cat

0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I wing a little bit farther, sablam drag, and I

0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 1>think you would kill the the drag scene. As as

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>what do we call them now? It's female queens.

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Mmmm hmmm.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, every time I do my cat eye,

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 3>I do try to make queens a little bit longer.

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Cis queensis queens. Yea queens, cis queens. I like that.

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:22.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll take it, sist queen. But I think somebody, I

0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:25.200
<v Speaker 2>think somebody would white call me a sis queen and

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:29.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, no, thank you. I'm all sad. A

0:37:29.480 --> 0:37:31.120
<v Speaker 2>white woman will try to call me a sis queen

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and I'll say no, it's canceled, like cis C I

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 2>S not s I S. Okay. I'm just making sure

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:41.959
<v Speaker 2>you know you know I'm confused. Yeah already, I'm like, Okay,

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:43.160
<v Speaker 2>that's not PC at all.

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:46.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know you, bitch, Okay, without saying names if

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:48.440
<v Speaker 3>you don't want to names, if you want to be

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 3>messy and keep our pot interesting. What's the worst drag queen?

0:37:52.800 --> 0:37:54.840
<v Speaker 3>Like the worst type or the worst you've seen, or

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:59.279
<v Speaker 3>like the thing that made you go like what tell us?

0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Tell us, miss Oh, what's the worst kind of drag queen?

0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 1>It's such a tough question because there's so many to

0:38:10.000 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 1>choose from.

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:15.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but just get specific, specifically tell us like if

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:18.640
<v Speaker 2>you were a judge on like a drag queen show,

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 2>if you were Rue Paul, what kind of drag that

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 2>you're just like, no, we don't need to see this right,

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 2>absolutely not.

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:27.120
<v Speaker 3>Get out of my house, Yeah, get out of my

0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:28.399
<v Speaker 3>Caucasian pation house.

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I think if you're not making fun

0:38:32.760 --> 0:38:37.040
<v Speaker 1>of beauty, and you're not making fun fashion, and you're

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 1>not making fun of pop, like, it's just not for me.

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:42.800
<v Speaker 1>If you're not making fun of the way the world is,

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I just if you're serious about it, that's what I

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:48.319
<v Speaker 1>can't I can't get into you know what I mean.

0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:52.279
<v Speaker 1>I need people that are mocking everything, because that's what

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I do. So I you could be as beautiful as

0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 1>you want to, you could be as fierce of a

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 1>dancer as you want to, but if you don't have

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 1>your tongue in your cheek at least a little bit,

0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm less I'm less likely to be into it. Because

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>we already have models, and we already have fierce dancers,

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 1>and we already have pop divas. We don't need any

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 1>more of that. We need people to make fun of it,

0:39:13.920 --> 0:39:17.239
<v Speaker 1>you know. So that's that's just my thing. There are exceptions,

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:23.080
<v Speaker 1>like Naomi Smalls. She is very serious about her drag.

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:25.480
<v Speaker 1>She's one hundred percent of model, but she kills it

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 1>so hard that she breaks out that mold. For me,

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, I'm like, okay, all right,

0:39:30.400 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 1>you got me. I'm into it, you know, Yeah? Yeah, God,

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:37.120
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, there's a lot of like if I if

0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I see a girl being serious on the stage, I'm like, ah,

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>all right, okay, you know what I mean, Like I

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 1>want that comedy.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 2>That's the that's the clip right there. What you just

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 2>said like not making fun and just like taking it

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 2>too serious. And I think that's how it is with

0:39:52.600 --> 0:39:55.759
<v Speaker 2>comedy in general, just like you know the comedians that

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.719
<v Speaker 2>you feel like, Okay, are you preaching? Is this like

0:39:58.800 --> 0:40:02.279
<v Speaker 2>a ted talk? Like what's really good? Are you having fun?

0:40:02.520 --> 0:40:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Like what's what's there? Are the jokes? Beach?

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I'm down. I'm down for a little

0:40:08.640 --> 0:40:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Nanette every once in a while, you know what I mean.

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Nanette.

0:40:14.600 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I tried to watch that recently and I was like, hmmm,

0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:22.919
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't for you. Bib was not for me. It's

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:23.320
<v Speaker 2>not for you.

0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 3>I said, this is winning comedy Awards interesting because I'm

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:28.759
<v Speaker 3>doing comedy wrong.

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, now, now this is gonna be a this is

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:34.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna be an extra question. This is gonna be one

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:36.640
<v Speaker 2>of those questions that you're like, Okay, this might be

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 2>too much, but like how much can you make as

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 2>a drag queen? Like a range you know, like what's

0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:47.120
<v Speaker 2>the lowest amount and then what's like the highest amount.

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.600
<v Speaker 3>I think the lowest is drink tickets. You get a

0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:53.960
<v Speaker 3>twenty dollars drink or a bar tab, right, that.

0:40:54.080 --> 0:40:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Is exactly correct. You could get exposure, that's what you

0:40:57.920 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 1>could get.

0:40:58.560 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the low you could get.

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 3>His exposure loosure that raggedy beach.

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:05.799
<v Speaker 2>They have to stop with the exposure thing. I mean

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 2>maybe when you're just starting, but just to think about

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:13.040
<v Speaker 2>how much it costs to be in this field, Yeah,

0:41:13.239 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 2>that's not gonna be enough, honey. Like, just the lowest

0:41:17.440 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 2>you'll spend is like one hundred dollars on your look, right,

0:41:21.960 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 2>but in the time.

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 3>The time you got to put into it, you're also

0:41:25.960 --> 0:41:27.760
<v Speaker 3>you're you're spending time.

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, oh my god. Yeah, So like at least

0:41:32.760 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 1>pay for my uber to get there. That's what I want,

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you know. But uh so that's the lowest you can get,

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 1>is like exposure, and then the highest you can get

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.279
<v Speaker 1>I think is well, I mean, like, uh, are we

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:49.040
<v Speaker 1>counting RuPaul, Like are we counting Trixie Mattel who gets

0:41:49.200 --> 0:41:52.759
<v Speaker 1>like who has millions of dollars and recently bottom hotel.

0:41:54.400 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Excuse me and the bar and come again and the

0:41:58.160 --> 0:42:00.840
<v Speaker 2>house tricksy and a house for his self and a

0:42:00.920 --> 0:42:01.839
<v Speaker 2>house for her mother.

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:03.920
<v Speaker 1>You're lying, sucking house for herself?

0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 2>She buying the houses in Detroit? Are the homes in Detroit?

0:42:10.120 --> 0:42:16.319
<v Speaker 1>They got wheels and handmade custom houses in Burbank, California.

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Just like that's that's money And I'm not like it

0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>like exposing her business or anything. She very proudly gives

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.960
<v Speaker 1>tours of all these things, and it is like, this

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 1>is what I have. Like do you ever lay up

0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 1>wondering why you're not rich and famous? I don't because

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I am.

0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 4>You know, so.

0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:42.920
<v Speaker 2>How much do it? Because is it is tricksy?

0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 3>As an example, the bulk of their money coming from

0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 3>the work that they're booking, because they do a lot

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 3>of like hosting and like panel things and things like that.

0:42:53.719 --> 0:42:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Or is the money coming from drag Like is she

0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:59.800
<v Speaker 3>saying that I need I don't know, my fee to

0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:02.320
<v Speaker 3>do this show is one hundred thousand dollars or something

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:03.880
<v Speaker 3>like that or whatever.

0:43:03.880 --> 0:43:06.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean high fees. She has a makeup line, she

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:11.040
<v Speaker 1>has successful YouTube series, she has you know, successful wow series.

0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like I think that she's just like at this point,

0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:16.799
<v Speaker 1>like trying to keep the money from coming in at

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:18.200
<v Speaker 1>all parts of the house.

0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:18.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean?

0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:24.799
<v Speaker 1>And I have I'm famous for like raking in bazillions

0:43:24.840 --> 0:43:27.920
<v Speaker 1>of dollars and just blowing it all immediately. That is

0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:29.560
<v Speaker 1>what do we know?

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:31.040
<v Speaker 2>What are we spending the money on?

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:31.359
<v Speaker 4>Baby?

0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:34.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Tell us give it us, give us the.

0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Remember those designers I mentioned, I just like I I'm

0:43:43.360 --> 0:43:47.239
<v Speaker 1>just the middleman for like that money. I'm like, people

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 1>pay me, I give it right to my designers and like.

0:43:49.640 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Make this blah blah blah blah.

0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:54.160
<v Speaker 1>But why don't they just learning Why.

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Don't they just give it to you for free? Or

0:43:56.440 --> 0:44:01.760
<v Speaker 2>like why? I like, you know, that's the question.

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:05.640
<v Speaker 1>I told them exposure, but for some reason they weren't interested.

0:44:07.239 --> 0:44:10.360
<v Speaker 2>What's the most expensive look of yours? Yeah, because we

0:44:10.400 --> 0:44:13.520
<v Speaker 2>can scroll right through the instagram right now, tell us everything.

0:44:13.760 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 1>The most expensive look that I own, I think is

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 1>seven thousand dollars. Oh and it is the finale dress

0:44:23.600 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 1>that I wore for season ten of RuPaul's Drag Race.

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 1>And it was like this morning Victorian morning gown.

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Can you send us a picture so we can post

0:44:34.640 --> 0:44:36.839
<v Speaker 2>on the on the unofficial expert page.

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely and it was like I wanted to do like

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:46.759
<v Speaker 1>this BDSM Victorian morning gown, so it's like a morning gown,

0:44:46.800 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>but it was made all of like leather and yeah.

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're sniffing like Nicki Minaj on the on Insulife

0:44:58.120 --> 0:45:03.280
<v Speaker 2>everything everything. Okay, babe, you got sinuses?

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:09.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I said, where'd that money go? Okay, so here

0:45:09.600 --> 0:45:13.719
<v Speaker 1>we go. I'm sending it to you right now, all right.

0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:19.160
<v Speaker 1>And it was just like so much money and I

0:45:20.000 --> 0:45:24.880
<v Speaker 1>The one that gagged me the most though, was this

0:45:25.120 --> 0:45:27.279
<v Speaker 1>leotard that I got that.

0:45:27.480 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, mss cracker crack hair. Oh I want

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:37.160
<v Speaker 2>to wear this to a funeral. Let's go.

0:45:38.760 --> 0:45:40.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, seven thousand dollars?

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Is it real? Leather?

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:42.000
<v Speaker 3>Is that why?

0:45:43.120 --> 0:45:45.880
<v Speaker 1>That's rare? I girl, it was, She's all real. And

0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:49.279
<v Speaker 1>then this one, my finale gown for All Stars five,

0:45:49.480 --> 0:45:52.239
<v Speaker 1>was roughly the same. I love that I'm putting my

0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:53.480
<v Speaker 1>financial business out there.

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:56.799
<v Speaker 3>No we know, no, no, yeah, because because I think

0:45:56.920 --> 0:46:03.520
<v Speaker 3>people don't understand how much money goes into to, you know, doing.

0:46:04.960 --> 0:46:07.399
<v Speaker 2>Doing drag, Like yeah, so I feel you guys.

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:09.360
<v Speaker 3>I got a small business loan. Did you get a PPP?

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:11.320
<v Speaker 2>You definitely should have got a ppp.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh absolutely. I saw the word forgivable and I was like,

0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I hope all is forgiven because here it goes, you know,

0:46:19.760 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 1>just like.

0:46:21.080 --> 0:46:23.080
<v Speaker 2>What's your LLC Cracker Inc.

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Cracker Miss Cracker Incorporated. Yeah, Miss Cracker LLC.

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love that. I love that.

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well I don't.

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:34.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't have I don't have seven thousand dollars to

0:46:34.800 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 2>spend on an outfit, and not.

0:46:36.360 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 3>For an off it to wear one time that one

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:40.600
<v Speaker 3>time a million people are going to see because that

0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 3>means I can't wear it.

0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Again ever again.

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:43.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh wow.

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it just sits in the house. And like

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:48.920
<v Speaker 1>what it turns out is I don't have seven thousand

0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 1>dollars to spend on an outfit either, So I'm just

0:46:51.280 --> 0:46:54.839
<v Speaker 1>like I for All Stars, I spend all that money.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:57.560
<v Speaker 1>You can imagine. There was like what what like fourteen

0:46:57.600 --> 0:47:01.360
<v Speaker 1>different runways and uh, they all costs so much. And

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:03.719
<v Speaker 1>then I was like, it's okay, I'll pay with I'll

0:47:03.760 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 1>pay for all that with tour. And then there was

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:09.200
<v Speaker 1>no tour because of the pandemic, and now she is

0:47:09.360 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 1>spread my darling, Well.

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Now you don't have any money to buy food, so

0:47:15.160 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna be a skeleton. This pink outfit is amazing.

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:26.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, mss, do we need to start a GoFundMe

0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.960
<v Speaker 2>or like doing a little Venmo setup like what's the's

0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:33.440
<v Speaker 2>what's really good? Cause you know, ass not receive, not

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:38.800
<v Speaker 2>asknot whatever. How do the people support you, babe? Like

0:47:38.960 --> 0:47:41.319
<v Speaker 2>are you doing zooms? Like where are you gonna get

0:47:41.400 --> 0:47:44.520
<v Speaker 2>back out there? Like where can the people go to

0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 2>give you all their coins?

0:47:47.920 --> 0:47:50.719
<v Speaker 1>People can give me their coins by buying tickets to

0:47:50.840 --> 0:47:55.520
<v Speaker 1>my American tour okay called She's a Woman. If you

0:47:55.600 --> 0:47:58.719
<v Speaker 1>are listening in the Europe and the UK's and such as,

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.319
<v Speaker 1>can support me by going to my club kids tour,

0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Miss Cracker's Comedy fun House and such as. But I

0:48:08.000 --> 0:48:09.840
<v Speaker 1>took us to my shows and come to see me

0:48:09.920 --> 0:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>when things open up again. That's what I really need.

0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:17.239
<v Speaker 1>And listen to my podcast She's a Woman podcast, which

0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 1>both of you ladies have been on.

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's my question. All these things that you're saying

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:25.600
<v Speaker 3>are nice? Are there men paying for things? Is there

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:26.400
<v Speaker 3>a sugar daddy?

0:48:26.640 --> 0:48:26.879
<v Speaker 4>Is there?

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:28.279
<v Speaker 2>Is there a lover?

0:48:28.600 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 3>Is there like a super fan that you banged that

0:48:31.280 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 3>sends you money? Talk to us about the love life

0:48:34.640 --> 0:48:37.359
<v Speaker 3>of what gets crack a wit.

0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:38.919
<v Speaker 2>What's happening over there? Friend?

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:43.040
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I'll say, no, one's paying for me.

0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 1>All the text messages that I get show up green.

0:48:45.920 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 1>So no, No, she's an independent business woman. Yeah she's

0:49:01.360 --> 0:49:04.200
<v Speaker 1>she's an independent woman. Everything has to I need to

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:06.919
<v Speaker 1>get a sugar daddy. I have thought about it many

0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:11.560
<v Speaker 1>a time, like just you know, you'll see a guy

0:49:11.719 --> 0:49:13.800
<v Speaker 1>at a bar who's tipping in hundreds and you're like,

0:49:14.280 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 1>what would that life path be? Like you you know

0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:19.799
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Or like, this is my friend, he's

0:49:19.840 --> 0:49:23.040
<v Speaker 1>a doctor. I'm like, doctor mom would be so happy.

0:49:23.360 --> 0:49:26.960
<v Speaker 3>But that is not that, miss cracker. So when you

0:49:27.040 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 3>see somebody slipping und you see somebody tipping hundred dollars

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:33.919
<v Speaker 3>at the bar, how do you place yourself strategic strategically

0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:38.360
<v Speaker 3>so they can see you or like touch your booty,

0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:41.320
<v Speaker 3>like how are you just watching? Or you approach it?

0:49:43.480 --> 0:49:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, I get ahead of the game. At the beginning

0:49:45.360 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 1>of the show, I say, if you give me over

0:49:47.400 --> 0:49:49.480
<v Speaker 1>twenty dollars in tips, I will sit on your lap,

0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:51.960
<v Speaker 1>that's all. And then then you know, well that's.

0:49:52.040 --> 0:49:55.160
<v Speaker 2>That's too low. That's that's too low. With seven thousand

0:49:55.200 --> 0:49:58.880
<v Speaker 2>dollars outfit. That's too low, honey, we need Benjamin's all

0:49:58.920 --> 0:49:59.640
<v Speaker 2>about the Benjamin.

0:50:00.080 --> 0:50:02.640
<v Speaker 3>The bidding at one thousand dollars.

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Agreed, agreed, agreed.

0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 3>I just feel the ahead of my mom's purse, Like

0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:12.240
<v Speaker 3>because I gave it to you doesn't mean I haven't.

0:50:12.920 --> 0:50:15.760
<v Speaker 2>My mom doesn't have a pocket purse. She puts everything

0:50:15.800 --> 0:50:19.880
<v Speaker 2>in her tits. Your mom has big boobs, large boobs.

0:50:20.160 --> 0:50:23.799
<v Speaker 2>Your mom has big boobs, very big boobs. Oh wow,

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I missed it.

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:30.440
<v Speaker 3>Ramona's titties. Well, that's the name of Sydney's memoirs, that

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:35.400
<v Speaker 3>Sydney's one woman's show. Okay, so there are no men, like, okay,

0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 3>so you perform people, You're sitting on people's laps, people

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:43.319
<v Speaker 3>are into you. What's what's the what's the going home

0:50:43.400 --> 0:50:45.719
<v Speaker 3>after a show situation? Or do you have to go

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:47.280
<v Speaker 3>home alone because.

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:49.920
<v Speaker 2>You got to take everything off? You're not going home

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:50.840
<v Speaker 2>with people after.

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I know, I walk home and drag and for a while.

0:50:57.520 --> 0:51:01.719
<v Speaker 1>That's like how I got all of my attention. Like

0:51:02.000 --> 0:51:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I would just walk home and like nine times out

0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:08.720
<v Speaker 1>of ten someone would follow me back to the apartment.

0:51:08.760 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, it is so disgusting that I'm going

0:51:14.040 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 1>to sleep with this person, you know what I mean?

0:51:16.280 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 1>And then but since I met Caitlin, she's gotten me

0:51:20.640 --> 0:51:24.120
<v Speaker 1>on much better behavior. And now I respect myself and

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 1>love my drag. And this cracker is a professional, you.

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:31.160
<v Speaker 3>Know, always always yes, allegedly.

0:51:31.880 --> 0:51:35.040
<v Speaker 2>It's so hard. It's so hard to be professional. You're

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:35.640
<v Speaker 2>not alone.

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 1>The last time someone asked me, like made a like

0:51:40.120 --> 0:51:42.080
<v Speaker 1>proposition at me while I was on my way home,

0:51:42.160 --> 0:51:44.879
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, I have lipstick on. And that's

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 1>the attitude that you have to have, like, no, we

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:50.840
<v Speaker 1>are not messing up this face for that body.

0:51:50.960 --> 0:51:53.799
<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean that I love that we're

0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:56.280
<v Speaker 2>not messing up this face for that body. That's merch.

0:51:56.960 --> 0:51:57.520
<v Speaker 2>That's merch.

0:51:57.719 --> 0:51:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.879
<v Speaker 2>Put that on the pod. I need somebody to mix

0:52:01.960 --> 0:52:04.000
<v Speaker 2>that up real quick, and so we'll have it on

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:10.840
<v Speaker 2>a te public and by next week, what's the.

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:13.600
<v Speaker 3>Worst show that you ever had? Like, did you fall?

0:52:13.800 --> 0:52:16.600
<v Speaker 3>Did you did you forget where you were? Did your

0:52:16.800 --> 0:52:19.840
<v Speaker 3>dress rip? What's the moment where you were like I

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 3>gotta go back to school and get my master's degree.

0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:23.640
<v Speaker 2>What happened?

0:52:24.920 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I remember it? It's like it comes up in my

0:52:27.360 --> 0:52:31.279
<v Speaker 1>mind anytimes someone asked this immediately. So when I was

0:52:31.400 --> 0:52:34.399
<v Speaker 1>first like getting big in New York City, I got

0:52:35.000 --> 0:52:38.240
<v Speaker 1>hired to do a show at a place called Therapy,

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and oh.

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:42.359
<v Speaker 2>I remember, didn't we do that show?

0:52:43.239 --> 0:52:47.360
<v Speaker 1>We did that show that show. So the very first show,

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:51.359
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm gonna go all out. I'm gonna

0:52:51.400 --> 0:52:56.759
<v Speaker 1>wear this huge, like four foot long ponytail and these

0:52:56.840 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 1>brand new shoes. And I got there and I realized

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:04.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't have my music for the first number, so

0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I just told the DJ the name of the song,

0:53:08.400 --> 0:53:10.759
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, just play that through YouTube. It'll

0:53:10.800 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 1>be fine. So I'm backstage. They're like, ladies and gentlemen,

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:19.359
<v Speaker 1>please walk with the stage, miss Cracker, and I can't

0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 1>figure out how to get my shoes on, so I

0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 1>have to go on stage with one shoe unbuckled, and

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:29.480
<v Speaker 1>while I'm introducing the show, I'm like buckling it. I'm like,

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:35.840
<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out tonight.

0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:38.880
<v Speaker 1>We appreciate it so much. Like the microphone on my shoulder.

0:53:39.280 --> 0:53:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I finished buckling my shoe, I say, hit that first number,

0:53:44.200 --> 0:53:47.880
<v Speaker 1>and I realize that I told them the right artist

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:51.880
<v Speaker 1>put the wrong song. So this song comes on that

0:53:52.000 --> 0:53:57.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, and I start dancing and my four

0:53:57.200 --> 0:54:00.640
<v Speaker 1>foot long ponytail comes all the way off.

0:54:00.920 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 2>No, ma'am, No, that's now.

0:54:04.400 --> 0:54:04.520
<v Speaker 4>Now.

0:54:04.560 --> 0:54:06.960
<v Speaker 3>What was the mushroom cut doing underneath? When you when

0:54:07.000 --> 0:54:09.080
<v Speaker 3>the wig came out, what was the hair doing underneath? Oh?

0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:12.840
<v Speaker 1>She had this like bald cap on with just like

0:54:13.040 --> 0:54:15.239
<v Speaker 1>with like a ring of duct tape. I was looking

0:54:15.360 --> 0:54:20.839
<v Speaker 1>like a fucking robot. And I just, uh, it looks

0:54:20.880 --> 0:54:24.399
<v Speaker 1>like someone shrunk my head because I'm all padded out

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:27.040
<v Speaker 1>down here and I have this tiny little pinhead. And

0:54:27.440 --> 0:54:31.480
<v Speaker 1>it was so bad that this drag queen, this hateful

0:54:31.719 --> 0:54:35.160
<v Speaker 1>drag queen Boots de la Feris like she walked right

0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:37.920
<v Speaker 1>up to the stage, smiled and gave me a goddamn

0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:40.239
<v Speaker 1>dollar as I was standing there bald as the day

0:54:40.239 --> 0:54:44.520
<v Speaker 1>I was born, just and I finished that show somehow,

0:54:44.719 --> 0:54:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and I was fired on the spot after No. So

0:54:50.120 --> 0:54:52.560
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't until like a year later that they brought

0:54:52.640 --> 0:54:54.600
<v Speaker 1>me back. And that was the show that you guys

0:54:54.640 --> 0:54:57.360
<v Speaker 1>were in. But that show, in the first three minutes,

0:54:57.440 --> 0:55:01.040
<v Speaker 1>it went so wrong that I I will never forget

0:55:01.320 --> 0:55:05.120
<v Speaker 1>that that night, Oh God, just bald and unbuckled.

0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Did you pick the wig up and down and wave it.

0:55:09.760 --> 0:55:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh you gotta, because the worst thing is when the

0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:16.680
<v Speaker 1>audience is uncomfortable or they think you don't know something.

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:18.680
<v Speaker 1>So as long as you show them that you know

0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:20.160
<v Speaker 1>what's going on, you're okay.

0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:23.359
<v Speaker 3>You know what that moment reminds me of I feel

0:55:23.480 --> 0:55:26.240
<v Speaker 3>I see you reliving it in your brain. That scene

0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:29.279
<v Speaker 3>in Sex in the City with Carrie Bradshaw. It's like, yeah,

0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:31.080
<v Speaker 3>put me on the tallest shoes. I love heels. I

0:55:31.120 --> 0:55:35.080
<v Speaker 3>wear heels, and she is like roadkill on the runway,

0:55:35.200 --> 0:55:37.759
<v Speaker 3>And like, I think Heidi Clume on the runway. Yeah,

0:55:37.840 --> 0:55:39.319
<v Speaker 3>I think Hei Clume gives her a dollar.

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:44.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that's over her. Yeah, it's it's triggering

0:55:45.000 --> 0:55:47.520
<v Speaker 2>for me just hearing that didn't happen to me, but

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:53.840
<v Speaker 2>somehow it feels like it happened to me. Yeah. Oh lord, yikes.

0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:57.960
<v Speaker 3>Is there anything that you feel like we people listening

0:55:58.120 --> 0:56:00.440
<v Speaker 3>need to know about drag or need to know about you,

0:56:01.120 --> 0:56:03.920
<v Speaker 3>or need to know about rue, whatever it is.

0:56:04.680 --> 0:56:05.680
<v Speaker 2>This is a safe space.

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 1>What I want everyone to know about drag is that

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:13.839
<v Speaker 1>you can do it. Anybody can. It's like being an

0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:17.160
<v Speaker 1>uber driver. You know everyone can. Not everyone should you know.

0:56:19.840 --> 0:56:23.680
<v Speaker 1>It's like, uh, because I in my history I have

0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:28.319
<v Speaker 1>put like straight male fathers in drag and let them

0:56:28.719 --> 0:56:32.560
<v Speaker 1>live their lives. Like, uh, there's this dude that I

0:56:32.719 --> 0:56:36.359
<v Speaker 1>know from the Bronx. He's a black guy, he's a father,

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:41.480
<v Speaker 1>he's he's like a manager at Macy's. And one day

0:56:41.520 --> 0:56:43.160
<v Speaker 1>he was just like, listen, I want to give it

0:56:43.200 --> 0:56:47.040
<v Speaker 1>a whirl. And he I had a money exchange. Paint

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:51.040
<v Speaker 1>him and we put him in some hips and he

0:56:51.239 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 1>lived his entire life for one night. And so it

0:56:55.160 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter who you are. You could be a sis woman,

0:56:58.400 --> 0:57:00.400
<v Speaker 1>sis straight woman. You could be a straight male. You

0:57:00.440 --> 0:57:03.000
<v Speaker 1>could be gay, you can be a trans man, you

0:57:03.040 --> 0:57:07.120
<v Speaker 1>can be it doesn't matter. Yeah, just give it, Just

0:57:07.400 --> 0:57:10.440
<v Speaker 1>give it a try, because you may be nervous, but

0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:13.479
<v Speaker 1>if you get someone to paint you down and turn

0:57:13.560 --> 0:57:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you to the mirror and you see yourself in the mirror,

0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:19.520
<v Speaker 1>you might be just like, this is the night tonight,

0:57:19.680 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 1>the night you know, give it a whack. I'm not

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:25.920
<v Speaker 1>one of those girls that yeah, right, I love that

0:57:26.000 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 1>you have girls that's like, yeah, oh for sure. I

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, y'all look similar.

0:57:32.120 --> 0:57:37.040
<v Speaker 2>You both look like dad's you look like Dad's I

0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:41.440
<v Speaker 2>think that's the highest highest compliment, highest compliment. You both

0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:42.040
<v Speaker 2>look like dad.

0:57:43.560 --> 0:57:47.720
<v Speaker 3>That's a compliment for me, babe. Which one is the

0:57:47.840 --> 0:57:50.360
<v Speaker 3>dad because that's the person who I'm talk to tonight.

0:57:50.840 --> 0:57:53.959
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's that's I'm actually looking for my father.

0:57:54.240 --> 0:57:55.120
<v Speaker 4>So this.

0:57:57.160 --> 0:57:58.200
<v Speaker 2>This hits home for me.

0:58:01.120 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 3>A mess anyway, Miss Elizabeth Cracker, this was fantastic. I

0:58:07.040 --> 0:58:08.880
<v Speaker 3>think that we got to wrap it up because other

0:58:08.920 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 3>people have other things that they're booked on and they

0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:15.080
<v Speaker 3>gotta go yes, yes, yes, but oh but don't forget that.

0:58:15.200 --> 0:58:17.480
<v Speaker 3>I I made sure that I got here early so

0:58:17.600 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 3>that we can have enough of solid time, solid solid

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:23.800
<v Speaker 3>what a gorgeous time.

0:58:24.160 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, solid time for it for ads? Enough time for ads? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah,

0:58:32.440 --> 0:58:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean, honey, we it's a full on hour and

0:58:35.760 --> 0:58:39.400
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm so sorry. Yeah, well we'll come back.

0:58:39.560 --> 0:58:41.760
<v Speaker 2>We'll come back for ads. How about that? That sounds

0:58:42.080 --> 0:58:44.560
<v Speaker 2>actually like coming back for ads. Let's do that.

0:58:45.640 --> 0:58:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys so much for having me.

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tell people one more time where they can find

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.400
<v Speaker 3>you or where they can stalk you, where they can

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:57.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, bring you weird bags of babies for you

0:58:57.160 --> 0:58:57.640
<v Speaker 3>to wear.

0:58:58.000 --> 0:59:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or just better you know, if you're gonna give

0:59:01.200 --> 0:59:04.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, miss Crackers some gifts, let's make it make account.

0:59:04.120 --> 0:59:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe like a gift card to get some some wigs,

0:59:08.400 --> 0:59:11.680
<v Speaker 2>a gift card to get some clothes, or just like

0:59:11.760 --> 0:59:14.320
<v Speaker 2>a gift card for money, just just anything, you know,

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:19.320
<v Speaker 2>just yeah, visa gift card always works. They take that everyone.

0:59:19.360 --> 0:59:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you find me on m I Z Underscore

0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Cracker on Instagram and Venmo okay.

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, venom fan.

0:59:31.480 --> 0:59:35.800
<v Speaker 1>My Oh and wait on Patreon Oh yes, okay you

0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:39.160
<v Speaker 1>if you, if you, if one person joins today, you

0:59:39.240 --> 0:59:41.040
<v Speaker 1>will double my patrons on.

0:59:41.160 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 2>Patre What wait? What can they find on your Patreon though?

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Because that's they really want to know, because we we

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:53.560
<v Speaker 2>spilled too much TA on ours and it's it's gotten

0:59:53.680 --> 0:59:55.320
<v Speaker 2>some of us in trouble. But like, what are you

0:59:55.440 --> 0:59:56.920
<v Speaker 2>doing for the for the community?

0:59:58.520 --> 1:00:03.400
<v Speaker 1>I answer fan advice questions in videos in like three

1:00:03.640 --> 1:00:06.400
<v Speaker 1>three to six minute videos, and I show you backstage

1:00:06.400 --> 1:00:09.440
<v Speaker 1>and behind the scenes on almost everything I do. Plus

1:00:10.000 --> 1:00:13.000
<v Speaker 1>little uh something I called a garment gab where I

1:00:13.120 --> 1:00:15.919
<v Speaker 1>talked to you about how I designed and created every

1:00:15.960 --> 1:00:20.640
<v Speaker 1>outfit in my collection. And it's constantly creating new stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, I love this for us that that feels

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<v Speaker 2>very professional.

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<v Speaker 3>Yours is not professional, not at all, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to go see who you were hitting on

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<v Speaker 1>and who is hitting on you. I'm about to sign

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<v Speaker 1>up for your Patreon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just go to the honestly, just go to my Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll see his face, his face, and then you'll see

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<v Speaker 3>my face.

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<v Speaker 2>That raggedy ass home.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I think we gotta wrap here, but I'm so

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<v Speaker 3>glad that you were able to come on this podcast

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<v Speaker 3>with us and be our first guest in seventeen years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it was it was the reset that

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<v Speaker 2>we needed. And I mean people have big shoes or

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<v Speaker 2>small shoes. To Phil, Cracker was a size seven. Yeah. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you fucking little foot bitch. I hate you. I'm damn

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<v Speaker 2>nar I'm damn near at ten. I'm the size of

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<v Speaker 2>a boat. What's wrong with you? Ay? I'm so jelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait show me your feet? Can you do that before

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<v Speaker 2>we sign off? Cutie pie, Oh you must always get

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<v Speaker 2>the shoes you got. You always get the shoes. They

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<v Speaker 2>always have your fucking size. Okay, Well, good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why the store. All right, Cracker, you and your

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<v Speaker 3>tiny feet. Anyway, thank you, guys, we love you, we

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<v Speaker 3>like you as a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye.

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