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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Wow, wow, wow, wow, we're here. We're here.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Sidney girl.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, we're right, we're back. We're back from a trip,

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Speaker 2: and I am refreshed. The reset has the reset has happened,

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Speaker 2: and I'm I'm positive about where I am right now.

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Speaker 3: You're on the couch. Yes, you're positive about that? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: I love that your present, babe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. I'm here.

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Speaker 3: Sydney. You said you you feel refreshed after that vacation,

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Speaker 3: after that work trip that you took. Well, you you

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Speaker 3: did sleep for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 2: Friends, Oh, every day, every day, every day, that's that's

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Speaker 2: my drinking sleeping. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Every day I would wake up and I'd be like,

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Speaker 3: I wonder if Sydney's gonna come out with us today,

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Speaker 3: or we would go out for like I don't know,

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Speaker 3: and or and then Sidney would get right back in

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Speaker 3: the bed, and it was like, where did Sidney?

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Speaker 2: Oh, there she is. I can't believe you guys didn't

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Speaker 2: even get pictures or videos of me passed out because

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Speaker 2: we was outside. Yeah, that's right, we were outside. For

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Speaker 2: many of the people who don't know, we just came

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Speaker 2: back from a world when New Orleans trip for our

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Speaker 2: good sister Amina. It was her birthday and birthday birthday.

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Speaker 3: It was a nice little trip. I had a good time.

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Speaker 3: You know. I was doing all that I could to

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Speaker 3: put myself out there for y'all, you know, for the pod,

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Speaker 3: for the story. And I can tell I left my

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Speaker 3: voice down there.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 3: I had a voiceover audition today and they were like,

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Speaker 3: we don't want any gravelly voices. And I said, well,

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Speaker 3: guess I'm not gonna do this like this shit because

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Speaker 3: I sound like a car engine. So shout out to

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Speaker 3: that visa gig that I will not be booking.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I think that's racist and homophobic. What's

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Speaker 3: I mean, I think when you watch a visa commercial,

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Speaker 3: it's usually like, hi, so if you want your car

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Speaker 3: yang like this. It's not you guys are like buying

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Speaker 3: things like.

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Speaker 2: Actually, that makes me want to buy more. I was like,

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Speaker 2: who is that woman? No? Who is that man? No, sir, no, no,

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Speaker 2: who is that beautiful human being? Okay, we don't. We

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Speaker 2: don't go by gender constructs, Thank you, Sidney. Who is that?

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Speaker 3: They them that commercial? It's like, Wow, Tony Braxton's doing

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Speaker 3: really bad. No, yeah, so that they They were calling

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Speaker 3: me before we were recording this episode. They were like, hey,

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Speaker 3: are you still gonna sement for Fisa, And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to waste anybody's time. I mean, the

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Speaker 3: damn the voices, the voice is gone.

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Speaker 2: Sis. Yeah, and I'm trying to think. I'm like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: we had fun, but like we weren't. We weren't screaming

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Speaker 2: like that. We were screaming on that swamp tour. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's right, we did a swamp tour, guys. Can you

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Speaker 2: believe it? We were live, laughing and loving.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like every time the Real Housewives take

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Speaker 3: a trip, they always do a group activity. Let's be

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Speaker 3: Real Housewives in New Orleans and go, you know, look

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Speaker 3: at some alligators in a dirty, dirty swamp.

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Speaker 2: It was just I would have hated. Not only did

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Speaker 2: the alligators look dusty and dirty and nasty, so did

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Speaker 2: the water. And I would have just hated to fall

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Speaker 3: Since if you fall in that swamp, you don't have

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Speaker 3: to worry about how dirty the water is. You will

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Speaker 3: get eaten by those alligators. So also, like Sidney, if

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Speaker 3: your wig fell in the water, would you reach.

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Speaker 2: In and get it. That's a million dollar question right

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Speaker 2: this week? The good wig? The now, okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: how many days do I have left of the trip?

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Speaker 2: Because if it's in the beginning of the trip, I'm

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Speaker 2: then I'm just gonna go to the airport. Uh, you know,

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Speaker 3: You know, m it's the beginning, it's the it's the

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Speaker 3: You you got the same amount of days on either side.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one. I'm not gonna lie. I

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Speaker 3: We have a video of like how fast alligator's mouths shut,

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Speaker 3: Like in a millisecond. The guy threw a marshmallow into

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Speaker 3: but uh, but.

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Speaker 2: They got They have great dental, great dental because the

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Speaker 3: I mean, Sidney, I believe that you'll get that tooth

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Speaker 3: that you've been praying for.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, can we do a prayer circle? I

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Speaker 2: just want that fucking toothback. Well, first I want my

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Speaker 2: teeth straight I have to get my teeth straightened, and

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Speaker 2: then I can put in the implant. So you know,

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Speaker 2: we're thinking about ten g's ten.

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Speaker 3: Thousand dollars for a tooth. Teeth costs more than titties.

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Speaker 2: No, no, but I like I'm gonna I think I

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Speaker 2: It's gonna run me a couple thouls. It's gonna be

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Speaker 2: like four thousand dollars. Yeah, teeth are expensive, four thousand.

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Speaker 2: I feel like a crown is like thirty five hundred dollars. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think this missing tooth is my character now,

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Speaker 2: so it's a personality trait. Marie, Marie, we haven't done

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Speaker 2: this in a long fucking time. What were you an

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Speaker 2: expert in this week? Bitch?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, friend, I think this week I was an

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Speaker 3: expert at putting myself out there, truly putting myself at

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Speaker 3: risk for a good time and a good story. And

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Speaker 3: I mean I can't really get into the details of

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Speaker 3: the story right now because we talked about it on

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Speaker 3: the Patreon. Yes, you're gonna have to if you want

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Speaker 3: to hear about it, babes, you gotta go to the pittrion.

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Speaker 2: Just know that the thing that I put myself at

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Speaker 3: Eating booty like groceries. Yes, yes, that's all i'mota say.

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Speaker 3: That's all IMA say to you.

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Speaker 2: I think, I think, I think right now, I think

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Speaker 2: right now, if you all are listening to the pod,

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Speaker 2: you should click right off and go right to the

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Speaker 2: Patreon and sign up right.

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Speaker 4: For Look look at wait you were you were the

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Speaker 4: one doing it?

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Speaker 2: Andrew. We can't answer, We can't. We can't answer anything.

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Speaker 3: You think my voice is right because I was eating booty.

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Speaker 2: Well, we can't.

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Speaker 3: We can't confirm or den Do you think I eat

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Speaker 2: Ass? Hold on? Okay, wait, so okay, wait, what was

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Speaker 2: what was the Andrew you have? Yeah, you have to

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Speaker 2: get on the patreon, bab You have to pay for

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Speaker 2: the page. To pay for the patreon. Yea, love it.

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Speaker 3: That's that's what happened, or that's what was going to happen.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, you posted a picture of like

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Speaker 2: But then there is sir, yes it is am.

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Speaker 4: I following Am I going into that, Yeah you are Andrew.

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Speaker 2: If anybody wants to know Marie's business, they got to

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Speaker 2: go to the Patreon And.

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Speaker 4: That's I was speaking to Marie's lawyer.

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Speaker 3: Yes you well, that's what That's what Siddy was doing

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Speaker 3: in New Orleans. Okay, she went to Tulane School of Law.

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Speaker 2: There you go, I do anything for my client. And

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Speaker 2: that is that sustained.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask one question and then you can choose

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Speaker 4: to not answer it or you kind of answer it.

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Speaker 2: Carry carry on.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So like that, you posted a picture of someone

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Speaker 4: I looked in the comments and people recognize this person.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's that guy. That's the guy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's the well I mean.

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Speaker 2: And and because I said his name on Patreon and

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Speaker 2: when I posted the photo.

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Speaker 3: People were like, oh is that him? And my heart

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Speaker 3: stopped for a second because I was like, do these

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Speaker 2: And then but they don't. I forgot that I had

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Speaker 2: said his whole government on the Patreon.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we love someone's gonna recognize him, that actually knows him,

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Speaker 3: and he's gonna find it.

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Speaker 2: And I hope and that's I hope he doesn't. I

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Speaker 2: hope that. You know what. Never mind, if you need

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Speaker 2: to know what happened, go to the Patreon. That's it.

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Speaker 2: That's the last time I'm promoting this thing. Right now.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're saying that, but we're only eight

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Speaker 2: So this is how you sell. This is how you sell. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right, Sidney or you are an expert in this week,

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Speaker 1: Hmm.

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Speaker 2: See, I asked you that, but I didn't know what

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to say to you know what company,

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Speaker 2: I am saying yes to more influencer gifts. I believe it.

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Speaker 2: I believe it's my duty to take on these air

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Speaker 2: It did. It is a gorgeous air conditioner and they're

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Speaker 3: Okay, well I'll take the old one because I don't

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Speaker 3: have one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Also, why did you make it seem like you said

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have an AC Now listen, listen, this is

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Speaker 3: How many BTUs the way more?

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Speaker 2: Way more? When I told them how many BTUs I had,

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Speaker 2: they were like, for the that apartment. I said, yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: for that apartment. Don't do that. Don't do that? Is

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Speaker 2: it a studio that? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: How many real? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: BTU slender and.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes people get bt us based on what's on sales.

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Speaker 2: It was definitely I'm doing what was in my budget.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about the about the room size, It's like, okay,

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Speaker 2: does that make sense for me? I'm just go sitting

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Speaker 2: from the a C. I don't need the whole room colde.

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Speaker 2: I just need where I'm at. You're like, so, now

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Speaker 2: you're a C is a fan? Got it? That's what

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Speaker 2: That's what it is?

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Speaker 4: Many?

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Speaker 3: How many bt us is? The is the CID can

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Speaker 3: cook AC.

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Speaker 2: I think like five thousand, which is nothing. It's a fan.

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Speaker 2: It's a fan, dude. I'm paying Yeah, I'm paying more

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Speaker 2: would if I had three fans. It's done. Oh all right,

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Speaker 2: Right now, yes we can't. We don't know what they

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Speaker 3: it's the famous, it's the super ms Cracker, our drag expert.

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Speaker 1: Yes, he love she's a woman. How are you guys

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Speaker 3: I like everything that's happening over there. What's this setup

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Speaker 2: That person, that person has a dead body in their

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, So what did you do with all the

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Speaker 2: You can throw the pop star, Miss Cracker. You could

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Speaker 2: throw them away your body, your choice. Okay, babies away.

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Speaker 3: People literally all over the country.

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Speaker 3: People throw babies away every day, every day, every day.

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Speaker 1: And what I usually do, I'll just I'll just swallow them.

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Speaker 3: they'll go down the asha gets smoother, they're aerodynamic. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So what you're saying is when people give you gifts,

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Speaker 1: So I have a I have a doormat with my

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Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, but now, so you are our drag

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the one that you have on speed dial.

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Speaker 3: And that's what matters, you know, right, Well, you're the

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Speaker 3: you're like, what is this? But it's all it's always

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Speaker 2: Whenever I see your page, I'm like, do I need

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Speaker 3: I feel like the outfits the week changes. Talk to

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Speaker 3: with that outfits? Is it? People make them for you

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Speaker 1: I wish it were that way, that that would be

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Speaker 3: What is dressing so hard? What is dressing down in drag?

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Speaker 3: Second, my designer, Sidney, we got to get to the

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like I feel like I mean,

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm for sure.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank you for your support at

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Speaker 1: Like I can make you a fierce speedo, you know

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Speaker 2: Well, that that's my whole thing with drag queens. It's like,

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00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: not only do you have the confidence of a man,

436
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: but you also have the like that extra layer of

437
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: confidence of being a woman or a dressing sexy woman,

438
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 2: addressing up as a woman like an over exaggerated woman

439
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 2: in the like the drama and it's it's put on

440
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 2: times ten. And I think if I had not only

441
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 2: the confidence of a Cis straight man, but the confidence

442
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 2: of a drag queen, I could pull off way more things.

443
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 2: I'm always like, ah, I don't know, but a drag

444
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 2: queen is like, no, we are putting on mixing, matching,

445
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: We're putting more hair, more lashes, more and more, more

446
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: and more. And I'm always like, this is I'm doing

447
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 2: too much? But it's like no, no, no, this never

448
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: too much. It's always you're not doing enough.

449
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: Do more, that's right, and that's what the like. My

450
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: hope for me is that when we're doing this, something

451
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: good is happening. Like I'm hoping that drag queens help

452
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 1: break down the idea of what a woman should behave, like,

453
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 1: or feel about herself so that when women of any

454
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: kind women plus see drag queens performing of any kind,

455
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: they feel like what they're allowed to do is expanded

456
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: and not shrunk, Like a woman should watch a drag

457
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: show and come away being like Wow, as a woman,

458
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: you know it's okay to have to dress like this

459
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: and have confidence and all of this. I can do

460
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: anything I want with my femininity because I think that

461
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: a lot of people are concerned that women will look

462
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: at drag queens and feel like women are being made

463
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: fun of. And I think that kind of drag is

464
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: a not for me, you know what I mean. I

465
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: think that it should be. It should make women feel

466
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: like expanded, you.

467
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 2: Know, empowered, empowered and empowered for sure.

468
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

469
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 2: And that's why it's like sometimes titles suck because we

470
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 2: put that, we put that on them. It's like drag queen,

471
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 2: Like maybe maybe if you think about it like drag,

472
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: like are you dragging queens? Maybe? I don't know's it's

473
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 2: hard to understand what exactly is it. We know that

474
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 2: you're dressing up and you're putting on a performance, but

475
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: it's more than that. It's like almost like a lifestyle

476
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: choice too.

477
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: That's true.

478
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 3: I think that I like, I enjoy the theatrics of it,

479
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 3: the drama of it. It's so extra and over the top.

480
00:24:55,560 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: And the things that you like lip sync to are

481
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: things that because like I feel like drag Queen's put

482
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 3: their like audio together, right, you like chop and screw

483
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 3: it yourselves or you decide I'm going to cut it here.

484
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 3: You guys were doing reels and tiktoks before they were

485
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: a thing, Like that's.

486
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: What drag was.

487
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 3: I feel like, you're doing the dancing, you were saying

488
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 3: the the things. But anytime I go to a drag show,

489
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 3: I feel bad that I can't do a flip in

490
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 3: heels anything.

491
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: I feel bad that I can't do any of it.

492
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 2: I like, not only are you singing dancing, You're you're

493
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: putting on your doing jokes. You're you're putting money in

494
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: your bra yeah, and you're tucking your dick. I mean,

495
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: I mean, you're tucking your whole dick at all while

496
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,400
Speaker 2: you're doing It's a lot. It's a lot.

497
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 1: I always thought if I if I if I wrote

498
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: a book, it would be called I Can't Peetel Tomorrow, because.

499
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know what I mean.

500
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: It's just like Caitlyn and I did. Caitlyn and my

501
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 1: co pilot in life, we did this experiment where like

502
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: she waited outside the bathroom and I stood in the

503
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: bathtub like tucked, and I was like, let's find what

504
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: happens if I like peed myself while I'm tugged. You

505
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And I'm just just like, oh

506
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: my god, like I just my back was wet, and that.

507
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 3: Said your back of hope. So when you took it,

508
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 3: took all the way off, it was all the way around.

509
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,639
Speaker 2: Oh wait wait wait, wait, hold on wait.

510
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 3: You peed on yourself took.

511
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was just like, let's see what happens if

512
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: it did happen, what would happen, Just so I could

513
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: get it out of my mind, you know what I mean,

514
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: because I'm always afraid of peeing myself on stage because

515
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm thirty seven years old, my little bit.

516
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 2: All that time, you look thirty seven, you look fucking fantastic.

517
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 2: This is a Jewish thirty seven. Yeah, never see it.

518
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 2: Never seen it in my never seen it in my

519
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 2: entire life, marvelous, miss Masel. How old has that been, so,

520
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 2: miss Nasl?

521
00:26:59,200 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 3: Thirty seven?

522
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? How old is she? They said she was what

523
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: twenty five? Lies?

524
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 3: That's a Hollywood age, you know.

525
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a cool thing to exact demono, absolutely, girl,

526
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 2: forty pushing forty stop.

527
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: It And I'm still dewey as a decimal. You know.

528
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 2: Wait, miss Cracker, do you drink? You don't drink?

529
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 4: Right?

530
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: I quit drinking for like seven years. But then in

531
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: La pandemic, I did have a couple of bottles of wine.

532
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: How did that go?

533
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: Terrible? I feel like I aged like six years just

534
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: because of drinking the pandemic. So I have stopped again again,

535
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm like, I'm like, let's get back together.

536
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: We're trying to get that pre pandemic body back together.

537
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to look like a skeleton again,

538
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: which is gay for goals.

539
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: You know, content gaunt, you want to be cutting gaunt,

540
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: got it exactly, skill.

541
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 1: I think everybody is beautiful, you know. But what I

542
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: want for myself is I want people to ask if

543
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm okay.

544
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 4: You know.

545
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: That's so your vision board is Kate Moss.

546
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: That's exactly just a little Callista Flockhart moment.

547
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 2: Okay, Mary Kay Mary Kay, Nashley.

548
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 3: I got.

549
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, like the chic chic and erexia, you know, chic,

550
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 2: she's sheep god horrible. Body positivity, body positivity.

551
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: Body positivity girl. The body is here.

552
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 2: So what were we saying?

553
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 1: We're saying something about something.

554
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 3: Listen, we don't have that. We'll we'll we'll come back

555
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 3: to that. Let's hold these wigs that you be putting

556
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 3: on because they're so big. But there'll be like eight

557
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 3: weeks in one wig. So talk to us about how that?

558
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 3: How do I get mine to sit up like that?

559
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah? And how much is it? Because it seems like

560
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: you have a really good wig budget over there right right?

561
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: Well here's the secret. I'm still Jewish. So I do

562
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: get a boggin on my wigs. I get my wigs

563
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: im wigs for twenty five dollars each. They're each twenty

564
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: five dollars. But I just beat them into looking beautiful?

565
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

566
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: I wow?

567
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: Like how so I always say this that like a

568
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: wig is like a person. You know, when you go

569
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: through struggles in your life that adds to your beauty

570
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: and your complexity.

571
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: Come on, storyline, let's go, you know what I mean?

572
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: And so when a wig arrives in the bag, she's

573
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: not beautiful yet, she's not ready. You need to put

574
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: her through suffering. So you just take a comb and

575
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: you like rag every piece of hair up until it's

576
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: all a big cloud of mess, and then you just

577
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: smooth over the very top layer with a comb so

578
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: that it looks like it's all organized. And that is

579
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: a wig that is how a wig works, and that's

580
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: how we are, Like we're all messed up inside and

581
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: then we have this nice smooth surface and we present

582
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: that to the world. You know what I mean, We're

583
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 1: like everything fine, and that's what a wig is.

584
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: But but wait, how do you that? That's my thing?

585
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 2: It's like, how do you maintain that? Does that week

586
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 2: stay that way? Or is it?

587
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 3: Like?

588
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: Op? Like how long can you keep one of these

589
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: beat it wigs?

590
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: So what I do is I first of all, I

591
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: use heavy hair spray, and then I use as basically

592
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: like an airborne yeah, gorilla glue, like basically airborne cement,

593
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: and you can wear them for like two to three shows,

594
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: but then they do come apart, so you got to

595
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: start all over again. But they can last for a

596
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: little bit. You wash the lace, you take care of them,

597
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: and then the style dies and you just comb it

598
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: out and stiff over.

599
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 4: So wash.

600
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love. I love making wigs.

601
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 2: How do you come by them? First of all?

602
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: You love making wigs? Have never made a wig for

603
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 3: anybody on there?

604
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's up with that? Shocking?

605
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 4: You know?

606
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 3: I love that?

607
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Oh if I could put you in an

608
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: official miss wig, I would love that for both of you,

609
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: especially if I gave you you two like matching wigs

610
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 1: to go up on stage with that would be one

611
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: curl to the right and then one that has a

612
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 1: curl to the left. Just just everything.

613
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 3: That's what we want, Sidney and I. You know, we're

614
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 3: outside again and we're back to starting to do shows,

615
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 3: and sometimes people book us together because they're like, who

616
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 3: are those two hot black girls the ones that are mean? Yes,

617
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 3: then they're hilariously, Oh my god, that's what we want

618
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 3: the next time that Sydney and I get on stage together.

619
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: I want to have an official miss wig. I want,

620
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 3: you know, I want to look like Judy Jetson or something.

621
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 3: I wanted to be stuck an asymmetrical That's.

622
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: What I want. Yeah right, oh black Jetson's I think

623
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: is your vibe both of you just retro futurism. Yes, such,

624
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, So I would love to do that. Okay,

625
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: So I love to do that.

626
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 3: So can people who don't really have any money do

627
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 3: drag because it sounds like you gotta have a lot

628
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 3: of like spare change lying around to buy things and

629
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 3: build things.

630
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm hmm.

631
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: You can absolutely do drag with no money because I

632
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: did it for years and I'm doing it again. It's

633
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: just like all you need is one nice way. You

634
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: can style her in a bunch of different ways. You

635
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: can use dime store makeup and make it look good

636
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: if you know what you're doing. And if you head

637
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: on down to Rainbow, you can get yourself a little

638
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars like cocktail dress and you're ready. You're ready,

639
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: get those get those Rainbow pumps.

640
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: You know Sydney Sidney used to be a spokesperson for

641
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: Rainbow back in the day.

642
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it never looked like put together, like y'all

643
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 2: shit like you you look like couture designer. Like I

644
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: could never see you, know how. Sometimes you could see

645
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 2: people like on the train and you're like, oh, that's Rainbow,

646
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 2: like I have that, I have that piece. I've never

647
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 2: seen your stuff and was like, oh, yeah, that's le Ramo.

648
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always thought there should be a musical called

649
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: for color girls who considered Conway when Rainbow wasn't enough,

650
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, yeah, but yeah, I

651
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: think that you just you just add a little something

652
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: to it. You add a little your stone here, your

653
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: stone it there, and you know you get away with it. Yeah,

654
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: but like if you want to do I always think

655
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: you were saying that drag is doing too much, and

656
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 1: I think I completely agree. I think that no matter

657
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: how much money you have or how much money you

658
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: make doing drag, you should be broke because you should

659
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: spend it all on making it the most fabulous drag

660
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: you possibly can and just blowing the roof off the thing.

661
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 3: Okay, well, yeah, I was watching Drag Race UK and

662
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 3: one of the queen's showed up in an H and

663
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 3: M dress. Yes, she pulled up in the H and

664
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 3: M and RuPaul was like, I don't want to see that.

665
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: On my runway. You wait, I was a little fuck

666
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: that thing. Huh.

667
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 3: She showed up in H M like they were like

668
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 3: what what you got?

669
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:25,800
Speaker 1: What you wear it?

670
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: But wait, hold on, hold on what like what?

671
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: Like?

672
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: It was just straight off the rack, like manress, No,

673
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 2: what happened? What was she going through? Because sometimes you

674
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 2: just can't pull it together? Sis, So I just want

675
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: to know what was there? Death in the family. Girl,

676
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

677
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 3: But I didn't even know they had H and M

678
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 3: in Europe.

679
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: I was shocked. Well, I think that's where h and

680
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: M originated baby.

681
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what she was going through? Was the

682
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: clearance rack?

683
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: No, no way, has has that ever happened? Cracker? Has

684
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 2: that ever happened that you like was going through it

685
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 2: and you just feel like you couldn't you couldn't put

686
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 2: it together like you usually do.

687
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 4: Oh?

688
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

689
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: Do you have a specific situation?

690
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I have this black turtleneck dress that I

691
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,839
Speaker 1: wear when I'm done. Do you know what I mean?

692
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 1: It's just it's just it's a very long turtle neck

693
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: and it's shiny, and I made it myself out of

694
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: four way stretch Spandex. And when I am when I

695
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: am done for the week, I'm like, this is what's

696
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: going on. I just slip around zippra up and they

697
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: get what they get and they don't get upset that day,

698
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's that's my sign. We

699
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: call it my drag t shirt because it's like it's it,

700
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: it's her dress shirt. Yeah exactly.

701
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: Could you do you think you could ever like coach

702
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 2: us into doing drag? I actually think I actually think

703
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: there Marie. I think Marie could do it. Like when

704
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: it comes to the wigs, the extra eyeliner I like

705
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 2: the clothes. The choice of clothes is so fun and

706
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: it has tons of personality. I will show up in

707
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 2: like jean shorts and a regular tank.

708
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney's sitting with the jewels and diamonds and studs

709
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 3: all over her face.

710
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 2: So yes, I'll do the I'll do the Ryan Stones

711
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: on the baby hairs, I'll do that.

712
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I think you are one. Yeah, I think

713
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: your one te is away from being drag queens. Like

714
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: I think if you if you had a big Caitlin's

715
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: nodding her head, like, if you had a a big

716
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: fluffy wig, and we win all dream Girls on you,

717
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: then I think that you would be You could be

718
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: drag queens and you would kill too.

719
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 2: All.

720
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: All you have to do is like extend that cat

721
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: I wing a little bit farther, sablam drag, and I

722
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: think you would kill the the drag scene. As as

723
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: what do we call them now? It's female queens.

724
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: Mmmm hmmm.

725
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, every time I do my cat eye,

726
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 3: I do try to make queens a little bit longer.

727
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: Cis queensis queens. Yea queens, cis queens. I like that.

728
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: I'll take it, sist queen. But I think somebody, I

729
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: think somebody would white call me a sis queen and

730
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:29,400
Speaker 2: I'll be like, no, thank you. I'm all sad. A

731
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: white woman will try to call me a sis queen

732
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: and I'll say no, it's canceled, like cis C I

733
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 2: S not s I S. Okay. I'm just making sure

734
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 2: you know you know I'm confused. Yeah already, I'm like, Okay,

735
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: that's not PC at all.

736
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 3: I don't know you, bitch, Okay, without saying names if

737
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 3: you don't want to names, if you want to be

738
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 3: messy and keep our pot interesting. What's the worst drag queen?

739
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 3: Like the worst type or the worst you've seen, or

740
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 3: like the thing that made you go like what tell us?

741
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: Tell us, miss Oh, what's the worst kind of drag queen?

742
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh?

743
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: It's such a tough question because there's so many to

744
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: choose from.

745
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 2: Okay, but just get specific, specifically tell us like if

746
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: you were a judge on like a drag queen show,

747
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: if you were Rue Paul, what kind of drag that

748
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: you're just like, no, we don't need to see this right,

749
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: absolutely not.

750
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: Get out of my house, Yeah, get out of my

751
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 3: Caucasian pation house.

752
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think if you're not making fun

753
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: of beauty, and you're not making fun fashion, and you're

754
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: not making fun of pop, like, it's just not for me.

755
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: If you're not making fun of the way the world is,

756
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: I just if you're serious about it, that's what I

757
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: can't I can't get into you know what I mean.

758
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: I need people that are mocking everything, because that's what

759
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: I do. So I you could be as beautiful as

760
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: you want to, you could be as fierce of a

761
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: dancer as you want to, but if you don't have

762
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: your tongue in your cheek at least a little bit,

763
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm less I'm less likely to be into it. Because

764
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: we already have models, and we already have fierce dancers,

765
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: and we already have pop divas. We don't need any

766
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: more of that. We need people to make fun of it,

767
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: you know. So that's that's just my thing. There are exceptions,

768
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: like Naomi Smalls. She is very serious about her drag.

769
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: She's one hundred percent of model, but she kills it

770
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: so hard that she breaks out that mold. For me,

771
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm like, okay, all right,

772
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: you got me. I'm into it, you know, Yeah? Yeah, God,

773
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, there's a lot of like if I if

774
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: I see a girl being serious on the stage, I'm like, ah,

775
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: all right, okay, you know what I mean, Like I

776
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: want that comedy.

777
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: That's the that's the clip right there. What you just

778
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 2: said like not making fun and just like taking it

779
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: too serious. And I think that's how it is with

780
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: comedy in general, just like you know the comedians that

781
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,719
Speaker 2: you feel like, Okay, are you preaching? Is this like

782
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 2: a ted talk? Like what's really good? Are you having fun?

783
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: Like what's what's there? Are the jokes? Beach?

784
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm down. I'm down for a little

785
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: Nanette every once in a while, you know what I mean.

786
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: Nanette.

787
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 3: I don't know.

788
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: I tried to watch that recently and I was like, hmmm,

789
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 2: it wasn't for you. Bib was not for me. It's

790
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 2: not for you.

791
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: I said, this is winning comedy Awards interesting because I'm

792
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: doing comedy wrong.

793
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 2: Yes, now, now this is gonna be a this is

794
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: gonna be an extra question. This is gonna be one

795
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 2: of those questions that you're like, Okay, this might be

796
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: too much, but like how much can you make as

797
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 2: a drag queen? Like a range you know, like what's

798
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 2: the lowest amount and then what's like the highest amount.

799
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 3: I think the lowest is drink tickets. You get a

800
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: twenty dollars drink or a bar tab, right, that.

801
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: Is exactly correct. You could get exposure, that's what you

802
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: could get.

803
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

804
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the low you could get.

805
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 3: His exposure loosure that raggedy beach.

806
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: They have to stop with the exposure thing. I mean

807
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 2: maybe when you're just starting, but just to think about

808
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 2: how much it costs to be in this field, Yeah,

809
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 2: that's not gonna be enough, honey. Like, just the lowest

810
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 2: you'll spend is like one hundred dollars on your look, right,

811
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 2: but in the time.

812
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 3: The time you got to put into it, you're also

813
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 3: you're you're spending time.

814
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh my god. Yeah, So like at least

815
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: pay for my uber to get there. That's what I want,

816
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: you know. But uh so that's the lowest you can get,

817
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: is like exposure, and then the highest you can get

818
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: I think is well, I mean, like, uh, are we

819
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: counting RuPaul, Like are we counting Trixie Mattel who gets

820
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 1: like who has millions of dollars and recently bottom hotel.

821
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: Excuse me and the bar and come again and the

822
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 2: house tricksy and a house for his self and a

823
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 2: house for her mother.

824
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: You're lying, sucking house for herself?

825
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: She buying the houses in Detroit? Are the homes in Detroit?

826
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: They got wheels and handmade custom houses in Burbank, California.

827
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: Just like that's that's money And I'm not like it

828
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: like exposing her business or anything. She very proudly gives

829
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: tours of all these things, and it is like, this

830
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: is what I have. Like do you ever lay up

831
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: wondering why you're not rich and famous? I don't because

832
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: I am.

833
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 4: You know, so.

834
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 2: How much do it? Because is it is tricksy?

835
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 3: As an example, the bulk of their money coming from

836
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 3: the work that they're booking, because they do a lot

837
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 3: of like hosting and like panel things and things like that.

838
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: Or is the money coming from drag Like is she

839
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 3: saying that I need I don't know, my fee to

840
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,320
Speaker 3: do this show is one hundred thousand dollars or something

841
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,880
Speaker 3: like that or whatever.

842
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: I mean high fees. She has a makeup line, she

843
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: has successful YouTube series, she has you know, successful wow series.

844
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: It's like I think that she's just like at this point,

845
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: like trying to keep the money from coming in at

846
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: all parts of the house.

847
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

848
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: And I have I'm famous for like raking in bazillions

849
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: of dollars and just blowing it all immediately. That is

850
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: what do we know?

851
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: What are we spending the money on?

852
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 4: Baby?

853
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah? Tell us give it us, give us the.

854
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: Remember those designers I mentioned, I just like I I'm

855
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: just the middleman for like that money. I'm like, people

856
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: pay me, I give it right to my designers and like.

857
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 2: Make this blah blah blah blah.

858
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: But why don't they just learning Why.

859
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 2: Don't they just give it to you for free? Or

860
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 2: like why? I like, you know, that's the question.

861
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: I told them exposure, but for some reason they weren't interested.

862
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 2: What's the most expensive look of yours? Yeah, because we

863
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 2: can scroll right through the instagram right now, tell us everything.

864
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: The most expensive look that I own, I think is

865
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars. Oh and it is the finale dress

866
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: that I wore for season ten of RuPaul's Drag Race.

867
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: And it was like this morning Victorian morning gown.

868
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: Can you send us a picture so we can post

869
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 2: on the on the unofficial expert page.

870
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: Absolutely and it was like I wanted to do like

871
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: this BDSM Victorian morning gown, so it's like a morning gown,

872
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: but it was made all of like leather and yeah.

873
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 2: Okay, you're sniffing like Nicki Minaj on the on Insulife

874
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:03,280
Speaker 2: everything everything. Okay, babe, you got sinuses?

875
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, where'd that money go? Okay, so here

876
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: we go. I'm sending it to you right now, all right.

877
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: And it was just like so much money and I

878
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: The one that gagged me the most though, was this

879
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: leotard that I got that.

880
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mss cracker crack hair. Oh I want

881
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 2: to wear this to a funeral. Let's go.

882
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,720
Speaker 3: Oh wow, seven thousand dollars?

883
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 2: Is it real? Leather?

884
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 3: Is that why?

885
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: That's rare? I girl, it was, She's all real. And

886
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: then this one, my finale gown for All Stars five,

887
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: was roughly the same. I love that I'm putting my

888
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: financial business out there.

889
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 3: No we know, no, no, yeah, because because I think

890
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 3: people don't understand how much money goes into to, you know, doing.

891
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 2: Doing drag, Like yeah, so I feel you guys.

892
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 3: I got a small business loan. Did you get a PPP?

893
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 2: You definitely should have got a ppp.

894
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely. I saw the word forgivable and I was like,

895
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: I hope all is forgiven because here it goes, you know,

896
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: just like.

897
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: What's your LLC Cracker Inc.

898
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: Cracker Miss Cracker Incorporated. Yeah, Miss Cracker LLC.

899
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. I love that.

900
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't.

901
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 2: I don't have I don't have seven thousand dollars to

902
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: spend on an outfit, and not.

903
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 3: For an off it to wear one time that one

904
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: time a million people are going to see because that

905
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 3: means I can't wear it.

906
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 2: Again ever again.

907
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 4: Oh wow.

908
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it just sits in the house. And like

909
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: what it turns out is I don't have seven thousand

910
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: dollars to spend on an outfit either, So I'm just

911
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: like I for All Stars, I spend all that money.

912
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: You can imagine. There was like what what like fourteen

913
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 1: different runways and uh, they all costs so much. And

914
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 1: then I was like, it's okay, I'll pay with I'll

915
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: pay for all that with tour. And then there was

916
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: no tour because of the pandemic, and now she is

917
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: spread my darling, Well.

918
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 3: Now you don't have any money to buy food, so

919
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 3: you're gonna be a skeleton. This pink outfit is amazing.

920
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 2: I mean, mss, do we need to start a GoFundMe

921
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: or like doing a little Venmo setup like what's the's

922
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 2: what's really good? Cause you know, ass not receive, not

923
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 2: asknot whatever. How do the people support you, babe? Like

924
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 2: are you doing zooms? Like where are you gonna get

925
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 2: back out there? Like where can the people go to

926
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 2: give you all their coins?

927
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: People can give me their coins by buying tickets to

928
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: my American tour okay called She's a Woman. If you

929
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: are listening in the Europe and the UK's and such as,

930
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: can support me by going to my club kids tour,

931
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: Miss Cracker's Comedy fun House and such as. But I

932
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: took us to my shows and come to see me

933
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 1: when things open up again. That's what I really need.

934
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: And listen to my podcast She's a Woman podcast, which

935
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: both of you ladies have been on.

936
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 3: Okay, here's my question. All these things that you're saying

937
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 3: are nice? Are there men paying for things? Is there

938
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 3: a sugar daddy?

939
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 4: Is there?

940
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 2: Is there a lover?

941
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 3: Is there like a super fan that you banged that

942
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 3: sends you money? Talk to us about the love life

943
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 3: of what gets crack a wit.

944
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 2: What's happening over there? Friend?

945
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: First of all, I'll say, no, one's paying for me.

946
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: All the text messages that I get show up green.

947
00:48:45,920 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: So no, No, she's an independent business woman. Yeah she's

948
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: she's an independent woman. Everything has to I need to

949
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,919
Speaker 1: get a sugar daddy. I have thought about it many

950
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: a time, like just you know, you'll see a guy

951
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: at a bar who's tipping in hundreds and you're like,

952
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: what would that life path be? Like you you know

953
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: what I mean? Or like, this is my friend, he's

954
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: a doctor. I'm like, doctor mom would be so happy.

955
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: But that is not that, miss cracker. So when you

956
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: see somebody slipping und you see somebody tipping hundred dollars

957
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 3: at the bar, how do you place yourself strategic strategically

958
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 3: so they can see you or like touch your booty,

959
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 3: like how are you just watching? Or you approach it?

960
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 1: Well, I get ahead of the game. At the beginning

961
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: of the show, I say, if you give me over

962
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: twenty dollars in tips, I will sit on your lap,

963
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: that's all. And then then you know, well that's.

964
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: That's too low. That's that's too low. With seven thousand

965
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 2: dollars outfit. That's too low, honey, we need Benjamin's all

966
00:49:58,920 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 2: about the Benjamin.

967
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 3: The bidding at one thousand dollars.

968
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: Agreed, agreed, agreed.

969
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 3: I just feel the ahead of my mom's purse, Like

970
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,240
Speaker 3: because I gave it to you doesn't mean I haven't.

971
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,760
Speaker 2: My mom doesn't have a pocket purse. She puts everything

972
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: in her tits. Your mom has big boobs, large boobs.

973
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 2: Your mom has big boobs, very big boobs. Oh wow,

974
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 2: I don't know how I missed it.

975
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 3: Ramona's titties. Well, that's the name of Sydney's memoirs, that

976
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 3: Sydney's one woman's show. Okay, so there are no men, like, okay,

977
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 3: so you perform people, You're sitting on people's laps, people

978
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 3: are into you. What's what's the what's the going home

979
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 3: after a show situation? Or do you have to go

980
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:47,280
Speaker 3: home alone because.

981
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 2: You got to take everything off? You're not going home

982
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: with people after.

983
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I know, I walk home and drag and for a while.

984
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: That's like how I got all of my attention. Like

985
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: I would just walk home and like nine times out

986
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 1: of ten someone would follow me back to the apartment.

987
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: I'd be like, it is so disgusting that I'm going

988
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: to sleep with this person, you know what I mean?

989
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: And then but since I met Caitlin, she's gotten me

990
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: on much better behavior. And now I respect myself and

991
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: love my drag. And this cracker is a professional, you.

992
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: Know, always always yes, allegedly.

993
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 2: It's so hard. It's so hard to be professional. You're

994
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: not alone.

995
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: The last time someone asked me, like made a like

996
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: proposition at me while I was on my way home,

997
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I have lipstick on. And that's

998
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 1: the attitude that you have to have, like, no, we

999
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: are not messing up this face for that body.

1000
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 2: You know what I mean that I love that we're

1001
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 2: not messing up this face for that body. That's merch.

1002
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 2: That's merch.

1003
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

1004
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 2: Put that on the pod. I need somebody to mix

1005
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: that up real quick, and so we'll have it on

1006
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 2: a te public and by next week, what's the.

1007
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 3: Worst show that you ever had? Like, did you fall?

1008
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 3: Did you did you forget where you were? Did your

1009
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 3: dress rip? What's the moment where you were like I

1010
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 3: gotta go back to school and get my master's degree.

1011
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: What happened?

1012
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: I remember it? It's like it comes up in my

1013
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: mind anytimes someone asked this immediately. So when I was

1014
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: first like getting big in New York City, I got

1015
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 1: hired to do a show at a place called Therapy,

1016
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: and oh.

1017
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 2: I remember, didn't we do that show?

1018
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: We did that show that show. So the very first show,

1019
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna go all out. I'm gonna

1020
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:56,759
Speaker 1: wear this huge, like four foot long ponytail and these

1021
00:52:56,840 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: brand new shoes. And I got there and I realized

1022
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: I didn't have my music for the first number, so

1023
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: I just told the DJ the name of the song,

1024
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: and I was like, just play that through YouTube. It'll

1025
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: be fine. So I'm backstage. They're like, ladies and gentlemen,

1026
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: please walk with the stage, miss Cracker, and I can't

1027
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: figure out how to get my shoes on, so I

1028
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: have to go on stage with one shoe unbuckled, and

1029
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: while I'm introducing the show, I'm like buckling it. I'm like,

1030
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming out tonight.

1031
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: We appreciate it so much. Like the microphone on my shoulder.

1032
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: I finished buckling my shoe, I say, hit that first number,

1033
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 1: and I realize that I told them the right artist

1034
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: put the wrong song. So this song comes on that

1035
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, and I start dancing and my four

1036
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: foot long ponytail comes all the way off.

1037
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: No, ma'am, No, that's now.

1038
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 4: Now.

1039
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 3: What was the mushroom cut doing underneath? When you when

1040
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: the wig came out, what was the hair doing underneath? Oh?

1041
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,840
Speaker 1: She had this like bald cap on with just like

1042
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: with like a ring of duct tape. I was looking

1043
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 1: like a fucking robot. And I just, uh, it looks

1044
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 1: like someone shrunk my head because I'm all padded out

1045
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 1: down here and I have this tiny little pinhead. And

1046
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 1: it was so bad that this drag queen, this hateful

1047
00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: drag queen Boots de la Feris like she walked right

1048
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: up to the stage, smiled and gave me a goddamn

1049
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 1: dollar as I was standing there bald as the day

1050
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: I was born, just and I finished that show somehow,

1051
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 1: and I was fired on the spot after No. So

1052
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: it wasn't until like a year later that they brought

1053
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: me back. And that was the show that you guys

1054
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: were in. But that show, in the first three minutes,

1055
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: it went so wrong that I I will never forget

1056
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: that that night, Oh God, just bald and unbuckled.

1057
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 3: Did you pick the wig up and down and wave it.

1058
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,800
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta, because the worst thing is when the

1059
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: audience is uncomfortable or they think you don't know something.

1060
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: So as long as you show them that you know

1061
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: what's going on, you're okay.

1062
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 3: You know what that moment reminds me of I feel

1063
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 3: I see you reliving it in your brain. That scene

1064
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 3: in Sex in the City with Carrie Bradshaw. It's like, yeah,

1065
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 3: put me on the tallest shoes. I love heels. I

1066
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 3: wear heels, and she is like roadkill on the runway,

1067
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 3: And like, I think Heidi Clume on the runway. Yeah,

1068
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 3: I think Hei Clume gives her a dollar.

1069
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 2: I don't know that's over her. Yeah, it's it's triggering

1070
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 2: for me just hearing that didn't happen to me, but

1071
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 2: somehow it feels like it happened to me. Yeah. Oh lord, yikes.

1072
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 3: Is there anything that you feel like we people listening

1073
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 3: need to know about drag or need to know about you,

1074
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 3: or need to know about rue, whatever it is.

1075
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 2: This is a safe space.

1076
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: What I want everyone to know about drag is that

1077
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 1: you can do it. Anybody can. It's like being an

1078
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: uber driver. You know everyone can. Not everyone should you know.

1079
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, because I in my history I have

1080
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: put like straight male fathers in drag and let them

1081
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: live their lives. Like, uh, there's this dude that I

1082
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:36,359
Speaker 1: know from the Bronx. He's a black guy, he's a father,

1083
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: he's he's like a manager at Macy's. And one day

1084
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: he was just like, listen, I want to give it

1085
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: a whirl. And he I had a money exchange. Paint

1086
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: him and we put him in some hips and he

1087
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: lived his entire life for one night. And so it

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00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who you are. You could be a sis woman,

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00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: sis straight woman. You could be a straight male. You

1090
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: could be gay, you can be a trans man, you

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00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: can be it doesn't matter. Yeah, just give it, Just

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00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: give it a try, because you may be nervous, but

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00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,479
Speaker 1: if you get someone to paint you down and turn

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00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: you to the mirror and you see yourself in the mirror,

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00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: you might be just like, this is the night tonight,

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00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 1: the night you know, give it a whack. I'm not

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00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: one of those girls that yeah, right, I love that

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00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: you have girls that's like, yeah, oh for sure. I

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00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: was like, y'all look similar.

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00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: You both look like dad's you look like Dad's I

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00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 2: think that's the highest highest compliment, highest compliment. You both

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00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: look like dad.

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00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 3: That's a compliment for me, babe. Which one is the

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00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 3: dad because that's the person who I'm talk to tonight.

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00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's I'm actually looking for my father.

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00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 4: So this.

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00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 2: This hits home for me.

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00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: A mess anyway, Miss Elizabeth Cracker, this was fantastic. I

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00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 3: think that we got to wrap it up because other

1110
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 3: people have other things that they're booked on and they

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00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 3: gotta go yes, yes, yes, but oh but don't forget that.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 3: I I made sure that I got here early so

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00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 3: that we can have enough of solid time, solid solid

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00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 3: what a gorgeous time.

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00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, solid time for it for ads? Enough time for ads? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah,

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00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: I mean, honey, we it's a full on hour and

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00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 2: you know, I'm so sorry. Yeah, well we'll come back.

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00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 2: We'll come back for ads. How about that? That sounds

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00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 2: actually like coming back for ads. Let's do that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for having me.

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00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell people one more time where they can find

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00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 3: you or where they can stalk you, where they can

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00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 3: you know, bring you weird bags of babies for you

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00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 3: to wear.

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00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, or just better you know, if you're gonna give

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00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 2: you know, miss Crackers some gifts, let's make it make account.

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00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 2: Maybe like a gift card to get some some wigs,

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00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 2: a gift card to get some clothes, or just like

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00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 2: a gift card for money, just just anything, you know,

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00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 2: just yeah, visa gift card always works. They take that everyone.

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00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you find me on m I Z Underscore

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00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: Cracker on Instagram and Venmo okay.

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00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 2: Okay, venom fan.

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00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: My Oh and wait on Patreon Oh yes, okay you

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00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: if you, if you, if one person joins today, you

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00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: will double my patrons on.

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00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 2: Patre What wait? What can they find on your Patreon though?

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00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 2: Because that's they really want to know, because we we

1139
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: spilled too much TA on ours and it's it's gotten

1140
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 2: some of us in trouble. But like, what are you

1141
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 2: doing for the for the community?

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00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: I answer fan advice questions in videos in like three

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01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: three to six minute videos, and I show you backstage

1144
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: and behind the scenes on almost everything I do. Plus

1145
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000
Speaker 1: little uh something I called a garment gab where I

1146
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,919
Speaker 1: talked to you about how I designed and created every

1147
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: outfit in my collection. And it's constantly creating new stuff.

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01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 2: So okay, I love this for us that that feels

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01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 2: very professional.

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01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 3: Yours is not professional, not at all, not at all.

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01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: I'm about to go see who you were hitting on

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01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:35,479
Speaker 1: and who is hitting on you. I'm about to sign

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01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: up for your Patreon.

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01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 3: No, just go to the honestly, just go to my Instagram.

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01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 3: You'll see his face, his face, and then you'll see

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01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 3: my face.

1157
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 2: That raggedy ass home.

1158
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 3: Anyway, I think we gotta wrap here, but I'm so

1159
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 3: glad that you were able to come on this podcast

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01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 3: with us and be our first guest in seventeen years.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was it was the reset that

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01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 2: we needed. And I mean people have big shoes or

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01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 2: small shoes. To Phil, Cracker was a size seven. Yeah. Oh,

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01:01:03,480 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 2: you fucking little foot bitch. I hate you. I'm damn

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01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 2: nar I'm damn near at ten. I'm the size of

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01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 2: a boat. What's wrong with you? Ay? I'm so jelly.

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01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 2: Wait show me your feet? Can you do that before

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01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:26,320
Speaker 2: we sign off? Cutie pie, Oh you must always get

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01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 2: the shoes you got. You always get the shoes. They

1170
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 2: always have your fucking size. Okay, Well, good for you.

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01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 3: That's why the store. All right, Cracker, you and your

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01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 3: tiny feet. Anyway, thank you, guys, we love you, we

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01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 3: like you as a friend.

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01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 2: Bye bye.

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01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,920
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01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:03,840
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