1 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: You don't know me confession. I can't take back earl 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: arms mouth speak. 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 2: Of the time on the show, I'll admit we're super 4 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: judgmental and. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 3: Smugs not our role. 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,639 Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but this segment is the one 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 2: time we promise to try to not be Yeah, I 8 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,159 Speaker 2: can't guarantee it, but we're gonna try. As our listeners 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 2: confess their inner truth with complete and total anonymity. And 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 2: one of our listeners is already on the phone ready 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 2: to give her confession. She wanted to use the alias Amy, 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 2: which I personally think is a great choice for reason. 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 2: I'm just not judgmental at all about it. I think, Yeah, okay, 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 2: choice your fake name. 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: Oh thank you. 16 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 3: No, I don't know if you got to choose your voice. 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 3: But I also really like it. Yes, oh yes, okay, 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 3: you guys are trying to sound fake. 19 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,199 Speaker 2: I really like this show that you're on right now. Yeah, alright, 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 2: So obviously you are today's mass speaker. We're altering your 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 2: voice using our voice change or so whenever you're ready 22 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 2: to go ahead. 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that I did it 24 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: sound okay, doesn't sound like me, it's definitely mass. 25 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 3: It sounds weird does not sound okay. 26 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 4: We've never heard what you actually sound like, to be honest, 27 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 4: so I'm going to say it doesn't sound like a 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 4: normal person. 29 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: Okay. For the last twelve or thirteen years, I've been 30 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: quietly collecting deodorant. 31 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 3: Did you say deodorant? 32 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: Yes? 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 4: Collecting like you have a collection of sticks of deodorant 34 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 4: or all kinds? Oh? 35 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 1: Okay? 36 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 3: Can I ask why? 37 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: I wish took to put my finger on why. At 38 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: first I thought it was obviously the since I've always 39 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: been fascinated by the smell of deodorant and like having 40 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: your own personal little candle kind of thing. 41 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 3: The armpit candle. 42 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: It comes in all these textures, so it's just it's 43 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 1: a whole different element than like a scent thing. 44 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,400 Speaker 2: I mean, I'll agree with you there. Like I've always 45 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 2: thought it was pretty cool how they can get so 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 2: many different sens into like a little tiny stick of 47 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,280 Speaker 2: whatever it's made of. I don't even understand it, really. 48 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 3: Can I ask how many sticks of deodorant do you have? 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: Hey? 50 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 2: Can you ask that less judge brains? 51 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 3: Maybe it's that judge like, do you store them? Is 52 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 3: there a big shelf in your house? Or do you 53 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 3: display them, what do you do with them? 54 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? So in my basement, I have Baker's racks. I 55 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,960 Speaker 1: basically started ordering them when it got overwhelming, meaning I 56 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 1: had to stack them and I didn't want to keep 57 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: them in boxes because they wanted to be able to 58 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: see them and look at them. So I have about 59 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: over one hundred Baker's racks in my basement. Oh my god. 60 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:48,959 Speaker 2: Oho, so what do you do with all these stacks 61 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 2: of deodorant? You just go down and look at them? 62 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 3: Still your base amazing? 63 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, basically I get all kinds and so I 64 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,640 Speaker 1: start with you know, like when Dove came out with 65 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: new ones like Cucumber and palm Grana, and then they 66 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: have the Prey ones. So I have all the aerosols 67 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: from each different brand and company on a different Baker's rack. 68 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: And then I have the row Ons and I even 69 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:12,520 Speaker 1: have Men's deodorant. 70 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 3: Okay, Men's does smell good? I gotta ay. 71 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 4: This is fascinating. But is this your confession that you 72 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 4: collect deodorant? I mean, how could your family not know 73 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 4: that you have a huge collection. 74 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: So my husband knows that I have them, but the 75 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: one thing that he doesn't really know is how I 76 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: got them or how I've gotten so much? Okay, so 77 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: I guess my big secret is that every single deodorant 78 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: downstairs was stolen. 79 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 3: What you shock? You get the five finger discount on 80 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: your deodorant collection? 81 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't take them. I'm not a 82 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: club though. I've never done this in my life over anything, 83 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 1: but part of collecting deodorant. It just became a thing 84 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: because it's the easiest thing to not pay for it. Literally, 85 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: you can just pick one off the shelf and if 86 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: you put it in your purse. I've even walked out 87 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: of the store with my purse unzipped and open where 88 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 1: they see it. Really, they just deorant. 89 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 90 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,920 Speaker 4: So now you're starting to think that you're not into deodorant, 91 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 4: you're actually just into the thrill of stealing. 92 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 3: Make say it's only deodorant. 93 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: Bru. 94 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: No, I'm starting to think I gotta try this. 95 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 3: How often are you lift in these things? 96 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: Probably every day I go to the store. 97 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 2: WHOA, Wow, you're gonna be caught eventually. 98 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,279 Speaker 3: You better watch out. 99 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: How much do you think your deodorant collections valued at 100 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 2: at this point? 101 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 3: I don't think it goes up in value. 102 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it leaves fifty thousand dollars. 103 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,480 Speaker 2: Wow, fifty gm. 104 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:50,360 Speaker 3: Deodorant, and you haven't gotten caught once, not. 105 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,960 Speaker 1: One time, which is probably the fascination. Yeah, my god. 106 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 3: You can't do anything with it. You can't sell that 107 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 3: to people. It's like you're flanking it. It's like your 108 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 3: purse is open. Look what I got in here? 109 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:01,680 Speaker 1: Want? 110 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,919 Speaker 3: Is there any end? Gamers? You just are continuing to 111 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 3: do You're going to continue to do this for me? 112 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: I feel like it's such a massive habit obviously that 113 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: I'm going to continue to do it. But I think 114 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: the reveal of this moment for me is that at 115 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: some point I'm sensing that my husband's going to be curious. 116 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: You know. I would imagine he might even ask me 117 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: how much money have we spent on this? You know 118 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: kind of thing, and. 119 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what if he gets in on it with her? 120 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 3: They become the Bondie and Clyde of the deodorant. 121 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I would definitely watch that. 122 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 1: Well, I always thought it would go bad on me, 123 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: but they don't. Oddly, deodorant last literally forever. 124 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 2: You're really selling our listeners on sealing did for themselves. 125 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 2: So not good, not good, no no judgment. 126 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 3: Encouraging people the shoplift. 127 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 2: But you can not good. You can say. 128 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:03,559 Speaker 4: Interesting, interesting, okay, illegal say it, Brooks say interesting, interestingly illegal, okay. 129 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for sharing with us, Amy, and make 130 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 2: sure to text in seven eight, five nine two if 131 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to. We'll 132 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 2: hide your identity by masking your voice so you can 133 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Speaker 2: be the next mass speaker. Your phone TAP's coming up 134 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 2: right after this.