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Speaker 1: Scott you ready, Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh

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Speaker 1: and law this one is bonkers good. He stayed awake

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Speaker 1: for twenty nine hours, then raced against a horse and won.

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Speaker 2: We'll get you up. Let's get back in the Saddleity.

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Speaker 2: Brand new episode of the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Still World.

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Speaker 4: Would you believe.

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Speaker 5: You?

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Speaker 6: Mysillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you?

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Speaker 5: Bana guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm kurp Browneller, I am Banana Boy number two got landis.

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Speaker 2: Thank you to Bananimals of old and New Bananimals for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: Kurt.

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Speaker 2: We have something to announce right at the top.

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Speaker 1: We have so many announcements, Scottie, this is insane. But

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Speaker 1: I think the very biggest one right now is Splitty

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Speaker 1: in the City. This second inaugural Splitty in the City,

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Speaker 1: which is our downhill one k race for charity ye

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Speaker 1: that is mostly in evolving drinking, will happen July twenty

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Speaker 1: ninth in Los Angeles. It will end with a live

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Speaker 1: podcast recording of course of Bananas at the Ilesion Theater

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Speaker 1: and we'll be beginning in frog Town, TBD where we're starting.

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Speaker 1: But it'll be at a place with Alky Hall and

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Speaker 1: then we'll also dress as a banana or any potassium

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Speaker 1: inspired thing you want, and we will be racing i e.

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Speaker 1: Walking slowly with alcohol and down the street to the

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Speaker 1: Allegion where we will record a podcast with special guest

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Speaker 1: Lauren Cook.

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Speaker 2: Oh great, I didn't even know that. I love her.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad she's there. She's a great storyteller. Also, we'll

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Speaker 2: be blasting the Baja me ends who let the dogs out.

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Speaker 2: I'll be in the front of line, Kurd'll be in

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Speaker 2: the back, and we'll just it's for all the people

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Speaker 2: who see people posting on social media that they ran

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Speaker 2: a half marathon or they're ten k or they're all

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Speaker 2: tra marathon. We're not those guys. We are downhill one kers.

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Speaker 2: It's for anybody and everybody, and tickets will sell out,

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Speaker 2: so definitely buy ticks and come on in from around

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Speaker 2: the globe.

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Speaker 1: Right you. I think the I think we have one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty tickets for the for the podcast, but

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Speaker 1: then you can also just buy tickets for the walk itself,

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Speaker 1: and then all the money goes to the LA Food Bank. Correct.

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Speaker 1: And then of course Scottie and I are finally coming

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Speaker 1: to the South. We're going to be in Raleigh, North

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Speaker 1: Carolina at good Arley's on a Saturday at four thirty

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Speaker 1: pm on September twenty third, and then we're going to Atlanta, Georgia.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, announcing Atlanta, Georgia City Winery.

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Speaker 1: City Winery September twenty fourth, which is a Sunday at

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Speaker 1: five thirty pm, so you can be home in time

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing Laurel Bristow, Right, Laurel Bristow Atlanta. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Old King Gutter Baby, And now let's bring them on.

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Speaker 2: Because that was a lot of announcements. That was the

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Speaker 2: longest intro we've ever done. We have to apologize because

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Speaker 1: Are our friends. Yes, there are friends. And they also

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Speaker 1: co host a podcast with me, a brand new parenting

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Speaker 1: podcast that's on Wondery. It's out right now. It's called

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Speaker 1: I Love My Kid But and it's very funny. I

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Speaker 1: think it's very good. Please welcome the absolutely wonderful Megan

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Speaker 6: You guys are so successful City Winery.

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Speaker 4: That's big, that's big.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're only gonna sell thirty tickets, but you.

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Speaker 6: Know, at least we're doing first I love my kid,

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Speaker 1: Mics, a lot of white men talking Scotty. You're in Florida, right.

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Speaker 2: I'm in Naples, Florida. I decided to do a road trip.

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Speaker 2: And so now, yeah, I'm in Naples, Florida. Which is

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Speaker 2: which is Florida. It's I'm The coolest part is every

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Speaker 2: I just feel like I'm opening ketchups for old people

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Speaker 6: So it's like you knock someone up or something you

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Speaker 6: Naples is Indianapolis is Marlaco. Like everyone they're like, I'm

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Speaker 6: going to Naples. I'm going to Naples. I'm going to Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples, Naples.

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Speaker 6: That's all anyone in Indianapolis talks about.

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Speaker 2: Any gators, I haven't seen any gators. I saw some turtles.

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Speaker 2: So then I'm drinking coffee and somebody walks in and goes,

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Speaker 3: Well, that was actually from experience. I could tell you

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Speaker 3: that was a Cuban in disguise. Actually, we are. We

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Speaker 4: Better, We're getting sneakier.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna get here. We are desperate.

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Speaker 4: A bear and then live in fucking Naples, Florida.

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Speaker 1: That's where that it is as a bear.

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Speaker 3: As a bear, we have a new life as a

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Speaker 2: That is true, though that really happened. All the ban

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Speaker 2: I was serious right.

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Speaker 1: There, but then you've been there.

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Speaker 2: I summoned the bear by being by being a coastal

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Speaker 2: All I hear is how scary everywhere is and how

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Speaker 1: Ricky Lightfoot had wanted to testas endurance in the man

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Speaker 1: And that guy's name was Hugh Lob. He became the

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Speaker 6: And he's not going on rocks. And I think it's

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Speaker 1: Yes, it is, it says to understand what's happening. I

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Speaker 6: On the horse's side. I'm on they didn't ask for this,

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Speaker 6: they didn't create this, and they didn't set the rules

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Speaker 1: Also, it's not a horse running by itself. It's a

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Speaker 1: So it's not like so it's it's like, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: If it's like we just get now, who's laughing now?

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Speaker 1: Yes, here it is okay. So here's here's what his

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Speaker 1: His strategy was. Quote, the horses can't run downhill as

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Speaker 6: But more than a little quicker be.

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Speaker 3: Can someone with horse please do your one downhill one

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Speaker 6: But he was coming home from a family vacation and

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Speaker 1: And I read in another article he did no training,

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Speaker 3: I assumed he was drunk or on acid. That's like

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Speaker 4: That's amazing, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the it's the family version of that of race,

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Speaker 2: So this means he beat a lot of people and

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Speaker 2: I'm coming back around. I don't know why the horses

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Speaker 6: Surely and like if anything, it's like, why don't you

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Speaker 6: it doesn't double handicap double handicap. Let's just get Let's

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Speaker 6: just let some feral pigs lose and see if you

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Speaker 1: Here's my question though, when they don't answer this is

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Speaker 6: Finish and they say the they say the course is different.

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Speaker 1: No, there's certain parts where it crosses over, so they're raised.

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Speaker 2: That's when it gets fun. That's where you set up

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Speaker 2: you just go. It's clear it's that is the only

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Speaker 2: this sounds like a good reason to go to Wales.

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Speaker 2: I never really he'll hear about Wales, so it does.

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Speaker 1: It's it's twenty two minutes and twenty three seconds, two

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Speaker 1: so he legitimately beat the horse. Okay, but they start

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Speaker 1: But they time them. That's what I'm assuming, are Bil.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever ridden horses on a vacation?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what do you think?

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Speaker 6: I'm okay with it? I I enjoy it fine. I

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Speaker 6: I've definitely seen real housewives ride horses in water that

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Speaker 6: The horses, I don't think they seem that happy to

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Speaker 3: I have ridden a horse through water when I was

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Speaker 4: The water, and it felt really it felt really terrible,

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Speaker 4: and I really did not enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: But the other option was just hopping off into this

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Speaker 3: small dodo.

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Speaker 4: Lake filled with horse.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 3: It did not feel good. It did not feel good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why I thought it was.

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Speaker 6: A good I'm wondering if this runner has any relation

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Speaker 6: to former Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, because then this, I

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Speaker 6: think this would be an event we should bring to

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Speaker 6: the States. You could have because people are fleeing from

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Speaker 6: police horses constantly. You know, we're all we're already kind

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Speaker 6: of doing this event. Let's just let's just time it

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Speaker 6: and give out some money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 2: I like your idea of just donkeys, Like that sounds

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Speaker 2: more like a banana's That's like the bananas Kentucky is

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Speaker 2: just us running against donkeys.

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Speaker 1: It's just called donkey v. Banana.

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Speaker 6: I had to, I wrote. I wrote a donkey down

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Speaker 6: like a a hillside, a very rocky hillside in Greece,

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Speaker 6: and the donkey is slipping on on pee and poop

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Speaker 6: and being like not whipped, but being like you know,

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Speaker 6: those things that look like a broom, but it's definitely

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Speaker 6: the hit animals, one of those old Greek man's yelling

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Speaker 6: at him, and everything was bad. Everything was and the

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Speaker 6: alternative was like to go down some sort of gondola

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Speaker 6: that two people had just died on it. It was

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Speaker 6: like I didn't want to be on donkey, but it

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Speaker 6: was like that was the best option.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The problem is that gongola need to be beaten by

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Speaker 3: a Greek man.

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Speaker 4: That's why wasn't there. I think it's really weird that

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Speaker 4: this course event started in nineteen eighty.

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Speaker 3: This seems like fourteen hundred's behavior, you know, like some

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Speaker 3: sort of running of the bulls type of thing. Nineteen

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Speaker 3: eighty just seems what is going on in Wales.

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Speaker 6: That they did not have it just like they said,

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Speaker 6: it was like people came up with it at a hotel,

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Speaker 6: so it's like they were drunk and then they were like,

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Speaker 6: I bet I can beat a hoss and then they

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Speaker 6: and then they went out and then they lost.

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Speaker 1: For But also I do think like I think Wales

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Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty was more like the eighteen.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, true, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like I went to Wales in nineteen ninety three or

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Speaker 1: something and I was like, this is crazy place. This

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Speaker 1: I felt like unsafe for my life. Worst places in Wales, Scottie,

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Speaker 1: would you please tell us another story.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Lee Gervitz. Thank you, Lee Gervitz.

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Speaker 2: We appreciate sending it into the Bananas Podcast at Instagram

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Speaker 2: on Instagram. I did this for This is for y'all,

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Speaker 2: specifically British parents win fight to name son Lucifer. This

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Speaker 2: was all over the internet, but I got this one

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Speaker 2: from news dot co dot Au. Written by Chloe Best

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Speaker 2: in the Business Kerr and Emma Media Missed in the

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Speaker 2: Business Jones.

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Speaker 1: Oh am, I your best in business to me. There

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Speaker 1: you go.

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Speaker 2: A British couple have won their fight to give their

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Speaker 2: four month old son a name they said left a

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Speaker 2: registry staff member in utter disgust. One British couple had

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Speaker 2: to fight to have their son named after the devil.

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Speaker 2: Four months so they know this kid a little bit. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it was a yeah, they looked at this thing. They

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Speaker 2: spent some time with it. Uh name the Sun after

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Speaker 2: the devil. After a registrar tried to ban them from

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Speaker 2: using the name, the horrified official told them their four

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Speaker 2: month old son quote wouldn't succeed in life. End quote

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Speaker 2: with that moniker.

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Speaker 1: That is Dan really incorrect? Incorrect?

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Speaker 2: Their last name, well, their the parents' names are Dan

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Speaker 2: and Mandy Sheldon. So it's Dan and Mandy Sheldon.

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Speaker 4: Sheldon.

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Speaker 1: I am Dan, this is Mandy and our son.

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Speaker 2: They were like, we have to get as far away

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Speaker 2: from an an sound as possible. So Dan and Mandy

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Speaker 2: Sheldon went to the register that I went to register

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Speaker 2: the TOT last week after the council office finally opened

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Speaker 2: after lockdown. Furious Dan, which there should be a comma there,

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Speaker 2: but there isn't. Just furious Dan thirty seven, uh plant

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Speaker 2: higher company boss Lodge and official complaint over how he

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Speaker 2: and Mandy thirty two were treated at their local office

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Speaker 2: in Chesterfield, Derbyshire.

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Speaker 1: She said, okay, I might, okay, this is my question

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Speaker 1: in here, Scottie, and please, I know you're going to

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Speaker 1: get to this. My question is are they Satanists? Are

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Speaker 1: they idiots? Or are they like like they just are

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Speaker 1: trying to prove a point at this.

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Speaker 6: Or or or or is it a family name.

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Speaker 1: If it's a family name, I'm going to eat my

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Speaker 1: own ship.

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Speaker 2: It is not a family named Saturday that would have

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Speaker 2: been very entertaining. So furious Dan again, I said, we

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Speaker 2: were really I to go and get him registered, but

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Speaker 2: the woman looked at us in utter disgust. She allegedly

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Speaker 2: tried to ban them from using the name because it

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Speaker 2: has been used as the moniker for the devil. That's

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Speaker 2: two monikers, yeah, media miss and the Bizuh and thirty

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Speaker 2: seven year old Dan told said she told us he

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Speaker 2: would never be able to get a job and that

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Speaker 2: teachers wouldn't want to teach him.

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Speaker 6: False.

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Speaker 1: False, That is definitely false.

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Speaker 6: I go put Lucifer in my class.

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Speaker 2: I'd break him good morning Satan. Yeah, that'd be so

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Speaker 2: fun to say that to a little kid when they

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Speaker 2: walked in. Anyways, I tried to explain to her that

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Speaker 2: we are not religious people, and that Lucifer in Greek

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Speaker 2: where Meagan rides downhill.

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Speaker 1: Or finally the reason finally.

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Speaker 2: Means light bringer and mourning.

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Speaker 6: Okay, are they Greek? Are they Greek? The Sheldon the.

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Speaker 1: Sheldons are not Greek. Maybe that maybe it's Sheldon, not

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Speaker 1: the Apocalypse, and it's the just silent at the end.

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Speaker 1: That's a great, strong name, Lucifer Sheldon a capacas.

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Speaker 2: Great but in well in freakonomics, there was Winter and Loser,

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Speaker 2: and winner was a criminal and loser became a success story.

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Speaker 6: Yes, maybe the if there. If we're picking a villain

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Speaker 6: of the story so far, it's the registrar because it's

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Speaker 6: like she obviously loves Jesus and it's like, yeah, bitch,

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Speaker 6: just because you're a Jesus loving registrar doesn't mean you

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Speaker 6: got to fuck up everyone else's life, all right.

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Speaker 1: I have been on the side of insane names from

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Speaker 1: the beginning of this podcast. We have had a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Pepsi marijuana. She's awesome. Doctor

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Speaker 1: Pepsi marijuana is out there, She's cool. Ship Lucifer for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why Lucifer for me. Maybe it's just

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Speaker 1: the ingrained Catholic school in me. It just is like

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Speaker 1: it's it's mean. It's just a mean thing to do.

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Speaker 6: Think of the names we know in Los Angeles, which

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Speaker 6: I won't say because our friends probably list like it's like,

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Speaker 6: there's some terrible names. I've also met multiple children named Damien.

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Speaker 6: You know, like there's.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, there's there's a friend, my best friend.

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Speaker 6: There's devil adjacent names floating around.

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Speaker 1: Not the devil. That's the thing. The devil is the Luce.

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Speaker 6: He can go by fur Luke. There's a lot of

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Speaker 6: there's a lot of fun that and I think we

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Speaker 6: came up against a Jesus loving Karen registrar correct because

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Speaker 6: the thing is, if they're not even if they don't

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Speaker 6: even believe in Satan, there's nothing to be upset about.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I'm with you, you know, But I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the whole world. The whole rest of the world knows

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Speaker 1: the name Luke, do you know what I mean? So

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Speaker 1: every time that kid introduces himself for the rest of

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Speaker 1: his life, he's saying, Hi, I'm safe that everybody he

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Speaker 1: knows pretty bad. That's that sucks for him. That sucks that.

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Speaker 1: It is definitely a hurdle. But does it get ahead

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Speaker 1: of the joke, you know, like it does it is? He?

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Speaker 2: Is it so obviously an insane name that other kids

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Speaker 2: won't make fun.

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Speaker 1: Of him for it. I don't think anyone's making fun

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Speaker 1: of him. No one's making fun of Lucifer. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: be fucking terrified of that kid.

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Speaker 3: Make this kid have to say, well, it actually means

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Speaker 3: light bringer in Greek or something that He's say that

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Speaker 3: over and over.

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Speaker 1: Again, punch in the schnoz.

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Speaker 2: The official informed them that New Zealand and we did

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Speaker 2: this story I think with Aaron Hayes a long time ago,

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Speaker 2: that New Zealand bans a lot of parents from naming. Yes,

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Speaker 2: lots of names as a first name was banned, which

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Speaker 2: is very funny. The parents were asked to step outside

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Speaker 2: while she checked if she was allowed to register the name,

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Speaker 2: and akafur as Dan aka Furry Sheldon's dab aka ample

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Speaker 2: Mandy's wife.

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Speaker 1: Husband. Uh, that's what I'm calling her Now've never seen her,

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Speaker 1: and ample Mandy Dan said it was approved, but through

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Speaker 1: quote gritted teeth, which is so funny to be like, fine,

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Speaker 1: you can name your kid Lucifer Sheldon.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, we just thought it was a nice name and

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Speaker 2: a unique one.

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Speaker 1: He added.

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Speaker 2: We didn't expect to get so much.

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Speaker 1: Grief case so they are idiots. Yeah, we just looked

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Speaker 1: at a baby naming book and Lucifer wasn't in it,

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Speaker 1: so we chose Lucifer.

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Speaker 2: How did did you guys have the names picked out

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Speaker 2: before you had the babies or did you look at

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Speaker 2: your babies and say, Conrad.

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Speaker 6: And Sonny Conrad. Conrad is named after my husband's late father.

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Speaker 6: So we had the name and I told people and

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Speaker 6: they were like, you're telling people, and I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 6: not changing the name. He's dead. This is the name.

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Speaker 6: We're writing with the name. Whether you think it's fucking

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Speaker 6: cute or not, this is the name. Unless you want

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Speaker 6: to insult my dead father in law we're walking about.

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Speaker 3: We would not tell anyone because I just feared telling

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Speaker 3: my mom and then she'd be like, hmm for a girl, Wow,

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Speaker 3: we're okay, interesting like she my mom.

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Speaker 4: Would just throw so much shade on it.

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Speaker 3: But it was a real dogfight between Valini because she

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Speaker 3: likes she'd.

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Speaker 4: Be like, what about him?

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Speaker 3: And we're not mean to each other, but we got

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Speaker 3: vicious when it came to naming our kids.

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Speaker 4: She'd be like, what about Abigail. I was like, I

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Speaker 4: don't know, what about some other old ghosts name like?

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Speaker 4: And then I'd come up a name just like for

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Speaker 4: our child.

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Speaker 3: And then for a while I jokingly told people her

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Speaker 3: name was going to be Zillow because I think that's

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Speaker 3: really fund man.

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Speaker 4: Which sometimes I still do.

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Speaker 3: This is a running joke that I will go to

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Speaker 3: the will take study to the park and we'll go

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Speaker 3: and I'll.

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Speaker 4: Go Zillo like, I'll like, I'm like I'm calling out.

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Speaker 3: To her child and she really hates it. But we

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Speaker 3: got really mean over the name. And then then we

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Speaker 3: both agreed on study one day and it was, yeah,

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Speaker 3: sticking to it every year.

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Speaker 2: Megan probably knows this. On Sports Center, they do like

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Speaker 2: a year and wrap up like a year in review

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Speaker 2: of twenty twenty two sports highlights, but they also do

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Speaker 2: a little segment of how many kids were named Espin

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Speaker 2: ESPN that year, and it's always like it's like forty

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Speaker 2: plus kids were named Espin and they're like in in Indianapolis,

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Speaker 2: there is Espen Myers and and so that's like a

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Speaker 2: So what I'm getting to is there's definitely Zillos because

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of Spens every year.

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh man is amazing. See I'm down with Espin,

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Speaker 1: I'm down with Zillo. It's just the middle name is

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Speaker 1: pretty tight. I'm surprising myself. Honestly, I'm surprising myself. I

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Speaker 1: usually would be by.

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Speaker 6: It too, because like, I'm more into Lucifer that I

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Speaker 6: am too Zillow because it's like, you know, a lot

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Speaker 6: of old names have come.

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Speaker 2: Back around right, not an order than evil number one.

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Speaker 1: Alright, I was there in the beginning. I'll tease us

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Speaker 1: into a little break here. Oh I'd love it all right, Scottie, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: here it is why this is such a great title. Uh,

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00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: this is for Megan specifically, why why bye bye is

677
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Speaker 1: the is the y chromosome disappearing? And will men really

678
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Speaker 1: go extinct? I'm bananas, folks, we are back. Scotty. Got

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Speaker 1: any shout outs? I do?

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Speaker 2: And I have so many The shoutouts are now at

681
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: this list. The list is like fifty longs. If you

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00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 2: don't hear it in like three or four episodes, I

683
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 2: didn't forget about you, and just a REMINDERR. We don't

684
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 2: shout out birthdays, and we don't shout out anniversaries either,

685
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 2: because everybody seems to have them every year. So Claire

686
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: wants to shout out her parents, which is very nice.

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00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,440
Speaker 2: Rex and Sarah, who are wonderful parents and support her

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00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: travels and all her adventures. And Claire is currently in

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Speaker 2: Europe and says thanks to bananas for keeping me company

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Speaker 2: on planes, trains and buses. That's fun. Bananas is probably

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Speaker 2: fun for planes, trains, and buses.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, keep it up.

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Speaker 2: Claire, miss Holly Down who we met who did Splitting

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Speaker 2: the City last year, wants the shout out Copyhest, who

695
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: sends more Banana stories than anybody on planet Earth, for

696
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Speaker 2: getting a new job and being the greatest cat sitter

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Speaker 2: known to man. Banana's brought them together as friends, their

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Speaker 2: main friends and as long as neither one kills the

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Speaker 2: other one, this seems great, fantastic, and we love copy Hey,

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Speaker 2: and we love miss Holly Don. Long Knit Johnson, great name,

701
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 2: wants to shout themselves out. Long Knit Johnson shouting themselves

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Speaker 2: out for getting a really nice job at a really

703
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Speaker 2: nice company. And it's pumped av Dental Insurance. Now that's America, baby, Yep,

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Speaker 2: I got one here. I'll let me do one more.

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Speaker 2: You go, and then I'll do one more.

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Speaker 1: This is from Faith I think I'm faith M on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: If possible, I'd like to put in a request to

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Speaker 1: shout out my aunt Bubbles. She's been working for Boys

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Speaker 1: and Girls Club of America since two thousand and four

710
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: and just got promoted to director of development over all

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Speaker 1: clubhouses in San Francisco, and I'm just so proud of her.

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Speaker 1: I showed her bananas when I lived with her two

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Speaker 1: years ago, and by the end of that summer we

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Speaker 1: got matching bananas tattoos. And to this day she tells

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Speaker 1: me bananas changed her life. And then she sent a

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Speaker 1: picture of the banana's tattoos changed.

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Speaker 6: The life of the director of The Boys and Girls.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, you changed her life.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you Fa and and ant Bubbles and.

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Speaker 2: We love you both. And last but not least, Emily

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Speaker 2: is shouting herself out. But really we are going to

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Speaker 2: shout her out, Kirk, because she got a cancer diagnosis

723
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Speaker 2: and she's a new mom, so she said she's feeling

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Speaker 2: all of the feelings. So I followed up and said, Emily,

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Speaker 2: are you gonna fight like hell? And she said, I'm

726
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Speaker 2: gonna make cancer wish it was never born. So we're

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Speaker 2: just sending.

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Speaker 1: Lots of love this way.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be okay, and you know, keep laughing with

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Speaker 2: us and keep letting us know how you're doing.

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Speaker 1: Sending love to Emily. Yes, Emily, thank you, and thank

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Speaker 1: you for everyone writing in. We're gonna get to you.

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Speaker 1: I swear we will where I swear, And of course

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Speaker 1: we are here with my co hosts from our very

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Speaker 1: and new parenting podcast. I love my kid, but Megan

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Speaker 1: Gaily and Chris Garcia.

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Speaker 4: That's so nice. Those shoutouts are so nice.

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Speaker 3: What lovely fans and you guys, what a nice I

739
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 3: just feel so nice after listening to those and.

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Speaker 1: Endless really great people. We have like the best fans.

741
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: Whenever we go and do live shows repeatedly at very

742
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: many cities, the servers have come up after the show

743
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Speaker 1: and said, your fans are so nice.

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Speaker 6: And because I've heard some comedians have the opposite.

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00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: Of them, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. We maybe

746
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: we should just tell people what the podcast is a

747
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: little bit more.

748
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Speaker 2: Talk about the podcast because I'm obsessed it, but I

749
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 2: don't have a kid, and I like it. That's how fun,

750
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 2: that's how good it is.

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00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: We have a different guest on each week, but it

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00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: starts off with Chris and Meghan and I kind of

753
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: like sharing one parenting story and that kind of establishes

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Speaker 1: a theme for the episode. And then we bring our

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Speaker 1: guests in and we got big names, We got great

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Speaker 1: big names. We got Andy richter On, We have Kristin Shall,

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Speaker 1: We just had w Camal Bell, we have Rob Hubell.

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Speaker 6: Andrew McCarthy of the Brat.

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Speaker 1: Pack, of the Brat Pack, Huge one, and it's been

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Speaker 1: really fun so far.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And I honestly think it's great for non parents

762
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 6: because it probably just solidifies the decision you made to

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Speaker 6: not have. Yeah, as they sit here on day two

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Speaker 6: of the flu that someone gave my child at daycare,

765
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Speaker 6: I'm questioning marrying my husband, going back to the inception

766
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Speaker 6: of this relationship. And so if you're if you're on

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Speaker 6: the fence, or if you want to laugh at our expense,

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Speaker 6: I think it's a wonderful podcast to be able to

769
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Speaker 6: do that too.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and it's been really fun.

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Speaker 3: The coolest thing I think is sitting down with these people,

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Speaker 3: say like Rob Hubel, who is so fun and you know,

773
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Speaker 3: he's really kind of absurd, like when you see him

774
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 3: on TV or hear him or see him on stage.

775
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Speaker 3: But we get to talk about something he doesn't really

776
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Speaker 3: talk about that much, which is parenting, and he had

777
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Speaker 3: some really funny stories about it, and it's just it's

778
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: really neat to sit down and talk to like Andy

779
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Speaker 3: Richter about parenting stuff that you're like, oh my god,

780
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Speaker 3: you're you you've gone through this too, and you have

781
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Speaker 3: you're super funny and you have great insights.

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Speaker 4: It's been really it's been really fun. I really enjoyed

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Speaker 4: it so far.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the main thing about it is that by

785
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: listening you won't learn a thing because there is dot

786
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: we're not. This is just us like talking about how

787
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Speaker 1: hard it is and making fun of it for the

788
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Speaker 1: most part, and we're not. We're not no experts on

789
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: parenting or coming on the show. It's not a place

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Speaker 1: for tips and tricks.

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Speaker 2: Although I did learn something. I learned because Laurie was

792
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Speaker 2: talking about this and I I had heard about this

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Speaker 2: with with Generation Z. You know gen Z, they don't

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Speaker 2: care about getting their licenses and she was saying that

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Speaker 2: her son. But I've read that so many times. I

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Speaker 2: think getting my license and driving my older sister's car

797
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Speaker 2: for the first time is maybe a top ten moment

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Speaker 2: in my whole life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The first the first drive of freedom with just like

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Speaker 2: radio up. It was a Mitsubishi Tredia white sedan or

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Speaker 2: a piece of shit car, but I just gunned it down,

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Speaker 2: seven ninety five windows down. It was like, I am

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Speaker 2: fucking free. I mean, I'm literally on a road trip

805
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Speaker 2: right now. I just love being able to go do things.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's fascinating, like, no, I'm good, I'll pass.

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Speaker 1: Why would I leave the house. I remember, I remember

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Speaker 1: getting I getting that. You know, I had a I

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Speaker 1: had a five hundred dollars Honda Accord amazing and the

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Speaker 1: like the third day I had my license, we rolled

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Speaker 1: up all the windows and smoked cigarettes in the car

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Speaker 1: for like an hour, and then my car smelled so

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Speaker 1: for so many months, like we had no idea how bad.

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Speaker 7: It's it's stories like this that are so Jersey sentence

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Speaker 7: that it's like that could be a trivia question at

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Speaker 7: bar trivia, Like in nineteen ninety two, a group of

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Speaker 7: four teenagers in this state sat in the five hundred

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Speaker 7: dollars Honda and smoked cigarettes hot box cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: What state is it? I think our.

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Speaker 6: Podcast is actually it's actually making people worse parents, because

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Speaker 6: I had someone text ce J, my husband, and say

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Speaker 6: they heard on the podcast that Megan is not brushing

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Speaker 6: on red baby TA and some in solidarity they're not

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Speaker 6: brushing their.

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Speaker 2: Child's teeth either, and why would you They're gonna pop

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Speaker 2: out Anyways.

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Speaker 1: I listened to that episode and I come out real

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Speaker 1: hard against child toothbrushing, and it doesn't it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: good for me.

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Speaker 6: But we're inspiring others to.

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Speaker 1: Be that's great. All right, here it is. This was

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Speaker 1: on Genetics unzipped dot com.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're reading that all the time.

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Speaker 1: I actually have all of my zippers with a little

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Speaker 1: sound effect that they go genetic as because I love

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Speaker 1: genetics on zipped. Actually, Genetics Unzipped is the Genetics Society

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Speaker 1: society podcasts websites. So there is a podcast that you

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Speaker 1: can listen to called about called the Genetics Society, and

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Speaker 1: it's all about genetics. And this is from one of

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Speaker 1: their podcasts. So March twenty third, Why Bye, Why Why

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Speaker 1: bye bye? Why Why Bye bye? Is the why chromosome

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Speaker 1: disappearing and will men really go extinct? This was written

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Speaker 1: by nobody an extinct man. And finally, it wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: a genetics podcast at the disappearance of males if we

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Speaker 1: didn't address the perennial headline that the y chromosome is

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Speaker 1: disappearing and men will go extinct. I swear I see

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00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: oracles about the disappearing y chromosome popping up in the

848
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Speaker 1: news every single year, and each one follows the same

849
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Speaker 1: sort of logic. The y chromosome used to be the

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Speaker 1: same size as the X chromosome one hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: six million years ago. It's since shrunk to just a

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Speaker 1: third of the size, with only about fifty five genes

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Speaker 1: compared to the X chromosome's nine hundred genes. If we

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Speaker 1: extrapolate from that rate, it is shrinking. From the rate

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Speaker 1: to shrinking, it will be completely gone in less than

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Speaker 1: five million years. Oh no, we go extinct. So this

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00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,959
Speaker 1: is a very long it's I think maybe a transcript

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Speaker 1: of a podcast, So it's an incredibly lost article. But

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Speaker 1: basically what it says is because it's not a complete

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Speaker 1: chromosome like an X is a complete chromosome, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a chance to repair itself. And so a lot

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00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: of junk jeans get into the Y chromosome and then

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Speaker 1: just stay. And that's why you never have Y Y

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Speaker 1: babies because they just they just it won't work because

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Speaker 1: there's so much junk DNA in the Y chromosome. Wow,

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Speaker 1: so it's either an XX which means it's a girl,

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Speaker 1: or x Y, which means it's a boy. Right, bisex by.

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Speaker 6: Tracks all based on all of my exes.

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Speaker 1: This all.

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Speaker 2: Room.

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Speaker 1: It is so funny that it's just like men are

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Speaker 1: the junk left, dirty.

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Speaker 6: And stupid and small and in charge.

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Speaker 2: Of everything, in charge teaming up.

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Speaker 1: That's why real good teaming up horribly.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess the good news is we've ruined the planet,

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Speaker 6: so it happens will be a ball of fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a very The article is incredibly long, and

879
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: there's an enormous amount of actually specific genetics information that

880
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 1: I barely understand, but the main point of it is that, yeah,

881
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: probably the Y chromosome is going away, and it will

882
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: be gone in about five million years or so. But

883
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that men will disappear. It just means

884
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: that the marker that decides uh, sexual division or whatever,

885
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: there's another word for that, will be placed somewhere else

886
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: on the X chromosome.

887
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 6: I heard that kids are now being born without wisdom teeth,

888
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 6: like since we get them. It's like there's some sort

889
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 6: of short term evolution and that it is maybe falling

890
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 6: into like evolution has gone, oh, we don't need wisdom

891
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 6: teeth anymore. They're all getting unremoved and so babies are

892
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 6: being born without them. But it happened at like a

893
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 6: very rapid not this like five million and it happened

894
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 6: over the course of like one hundred years.

895
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, today as much as thirty percent of the

896
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: population does not have wisdom teeth. So it would seem

897
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: this trend is occurring. This conclusion, however, cannot be made

898
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: at this time. It says our wisdom teeth becoming extinct. Future. Yeah,

899
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: it says future generations will have no from Bluetooth Dental

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Speaker 1: dot Com. Okay, oh that's good. That's good.

901
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 2: I'm reading them when I'm waiting for my ober, when

902
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for my lift. I'm out on the street,

903
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 2: I got my phone out, and I am reading that website.

904
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 1: Cover to cover every day, Bluetooth dentil.

905
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Speaker 6: You've also heard like the way that sperm swims, right, like,

906
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 6: so yeah, sperm male sperm male sperm is much faster,

907
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 6: but very bad at staying alive, very steeping.

908
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: So like continuing it, continuing the street.

909
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 6: So like my son and gus super fast swimmers. But

910
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 6: then like what are we doing here? And then and

911
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 6: then they say girls sperm x X sperm is slower,

912
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 6: can't swim as fast, but is much better at staying alive.

913
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 6: So there is actually a way to just in your

914
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 6: ovulation that you can kind of try and go for

915
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 6: a certain gender based on like when the when the

916
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 6: ovulation cycle would be ending. Listen, I don't know that.

917
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Wow, really yeah, or

918
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: just like jumping up and down long enough so that

919
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: that the X wag get tired, boy, and then you

920
00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: lay down and then you do a handstand so though

921
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: the XX gets in there.

922
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 3: I actually right about that on jumping up and down

923
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 3: sperm dot com, which is one of my favorite.

924
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 2: Compulations that you were searching for something else and you

925
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 2: found information that you could use on a podcast. I

926
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 2: actually it's funny because I just had to do two

927
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 2: days ago. I did an online driver's ed because I

928
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: got like caught in a red light camera and culver

929
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 2: and I had to August to do this thing, and

930
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: I was dreading it. I thought they were like, you

931
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 2: have to go to like driving school, and I was like,

932
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 2: you gotta be kidding me.

933
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: And if y'all had to.

934
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 2: Do this driving school, yeah, no, not for a ticket.

935
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 6: I think running a red light means you know how

936
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 6: to drive, Like I think, oh yeah, you pass.

937
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: I had to do it online, Scottie, so I did

938
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: it online at five dollars Driving school dot com. It

939
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,879
Speaker 1: it costs five dollars and it's an open book test

940
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 1: the entire time time where and then you have to

941
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: take twenty five questions. It is the biggest scam ever.

942
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 2: But it was so relieved because I was done in

943
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: like forty minutes, and I thought, I thought I was

944
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 2: gonna have to go like four or five night school classes,

945
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: like I was gonna learn to smoke cigarettes. But yeah,

946
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: it was so strange. But then one of the questions

947
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 2: was about the most dangerous drivers on the road, and

948
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: it's not teenage boys. I thought it was gonna be

949
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 2: sixteen year old man. When I was in high school,

950
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 2: I drove like al answer junior everywhere I went, no

951
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 2: matter what, and so did all my friends.

952
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: It's over eighty five year olds.

953
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 2: It's yeah, young men ages twenty one to thirty are

954
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 2: the most dangerous drivers of all because they can drink.

955
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 2: They're most likely to speed, and they're most likely to

956
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 2: drink and drive.

957
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: Interesting, and when they drink and drive, they speed.

958
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 2: So but I was like, oh, interesting, So because they

959
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: think young drivers are scared still and cautious, and then

960
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 2: at some point they get a little too comfortable and

961
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 2: then they just.

962
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: Push it, pitch and push it.

963
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 2: So anyways, if you're a ban animal and you're the

964
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 2: age twenty one to thirty and you're a man, chill out,

965
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 2: slow down, slow levels.

966
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 6: Chill out, not just driving, but also like I think

967
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 6: you're watching, please chill out the thing's listening to. Absolutely

968
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 6: chill out.

969
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 2: Yes, put on parntal safety controls on your own internet browser.

970
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 2: It will leave you so much time.

971
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: Scotty send us home.

972
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: Okay, well that was a pretty smart one, so I'm

973
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 2: gonna dumb it down. Please do our real level. This

974
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 2: was from Vanessa Be. Vanessa always send great stories.

975
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: Thank you. So Vanessa Bee stands for bad best.

976
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Vanessa, Oh, I thought it was Vanessa Bayer.

977
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: She's a huge bananamal. She'd probably do it.

978
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 2: A Titanic movie Megafan has oney five hundred and sixty

979
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: copies of the VHS Titanic and he will not stop

980
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 2: until he has one million.

981
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 1: Wow.

982
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 2: We go within seconds of meeting jd better known as

983
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 2: Titanic Fan ninety seven on TikTok. He'll introduce you to

984
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: Jack Dawson. I e a large dummy with the head

985
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 2: of Leonardo DiCaprio's character of the same name from nineteen

986
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 2: ninety seven blockbuster Titanic.

987
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 1: We got Jack Dawson, he says.

988
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 2: Over zoom, according to an enormous shrine of the movie

989
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 2: behind him, and we have Titanic and Captain Smith. You

990
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 2: know what's going on. This kid's cool, he's got interests.

991
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 1: I would love to love something that much, anything your wife.

992
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't have a shrine to my wife. I don't

993
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: have a shrine to my children. If they had a

994
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: if they have a video out, I would buy a

995
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: million copies on.

996
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 6: Wait, so is the guy's name? JD? As well?

997
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,800
Speaker 1: His name is he's named the.

998
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 6: Man his little dummy. No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have

999
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 6: said little. That was very insulting of me to the Jackman.

1000
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 6: It's life size, life size recreation.

1001
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 2: It does say his name. Here's JD. This was in Variety. Also,

1002
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: this was on Variety dot com. So hat is actually

1003
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 2: more legitimate than you would have thought for.

1004
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 6: This strike's hitting us on.

1005
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: JD a video editor who lives in Florida. Unsurprisingly, is

1006
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 2: best known for his energetic love of the movie Titanic

1007
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 2: on VHS, and his collection is approaching about sixteen hundred

1008
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: copies of the two tape set that was a long movie,

1009
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 2: although he's picked up about three hundred himself, mostly from

1010
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 2: thrift stores and yard sales, the rest coming food and

1011
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 2: from enthusiastic fans mailing him copy over the years, and

1012
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 2: he's documented his growing collection on TikTok, who is over

1013
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 2: one hundred and eight thousand followers.

1014
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: More than member they're going on there. I mean, but

1015
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 1: think of what he wants to get to a million,

1016
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: and he's so far away. I don't think, to be honest,

1017
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a million VHS copies of Titanic

1018
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: left in the world. I don't. Yeah, correct, they've all

1019
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 1: been taped.

1020
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 6: Just the fact that he thinks people are enthusiastically sending

1021
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,399
Speaker 6: them to him, it's like, no people are cleaning.

1022
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 1: Rid of that crash to JD.

1023
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I'm going to encourage our listeners to

1024
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: absolutely do exactly that. If you have a copy, you

1025
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 2: have to send it to j D. Because it's more

1026
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 2: than just getting it. There's an excitable tone with JD

1027
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: and his obsession with this movie. You see him unboxing

1028
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 2: the ones that or mail to him. He does tributes

1029
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 2: to the film. He does, trips to thrift stores and

1030
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 2: plenty of other fun moments.

1031
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: The absurdity of unboxing a thing that you know exactly

1032
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: what it is when sixteen thousand copies of is so.

1033
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 6: Crazy hundred Yeah, And I'm only saying that to drive

1034
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 6: home how far he is away from.

1035
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 3: Maybe it's fun to see how far the VHS tape

1036
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 3: the ribbon his you know, wound or where they stopped

1037
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 3: watching it.

1038
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 6: But that is he smelling them like there's got to

1039
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 6: be something slightly devious he's doing with all of them.

1040
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 2: He's a pretty funny like. He looks like a fun

1041
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 2: looking he seems like a fairly normal guy. I was

1042
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 2: looking at the picks. I was like, I mean, I

1043
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 2: get it.

1044
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,239
Speaker 1: This is his bit.

1045
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: We'll see how long he does it. So again, if

1046
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 2: you want to send it to him, just go on

1047
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 2: TikTok for any ban animals who do have a copy

1048
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,319
Speaker 2: and are happy to mail it and get rid of it.

1049
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: He is.

1050
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 2: Under Titanic Fan ninety seven.

1051
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 4: I'm looking to I think my parents.

1052
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 3: I think my mom still has a copy. I'll dig

1053
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: it out and I'll find it to him. But my parents,

1054
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 3: I know they have like over fifty copies of Clear

1055
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 3: and Present Danger.

1056
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 2: My dad hold that an hour on this podcast and

1057
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 2: I just screamed that beating.

1058
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 6: I don't know exactly does that have any Cuban characters?

1059
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 4: It speaks to my father's Cuban character.

1060
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,799
Speaker 3: And he was like, uh, I think he he got

1061
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 3: laid off and he started working at like a like

1062
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: a warehouse, and one day he came home with a

1063
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 3: bunch of Clear Present Dangers, which he sold at the hes,

1064
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 3: he sold.

1065
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: At the barber shop.

1066
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 3: But I don't think they sold as well as he hoped,

1067
00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,479
Speaker 3: because we still have fifty of them, but maybe only

1068
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:50,879
Speaker 3: got one.

1069
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: What moving on, Clear Present Danger? Have you got anything else?

1070
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 3: No?

1071
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 4: Maybe I should try.

1072
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 3: Maybe I should be the Clear and Present Danger guy

1073
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 3: and have people send me copy Clear and Present Danger.

1074
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're only one thousand.

1075
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 1: You could catch him. Man. Well, thank you guys so

1076
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: much for being on. Tell everybody where we can find you.

1077
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, please listen to I Love my kid butt and

1078
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 6: then you can find me at Megan Gaily on Twitter,

1079
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:23,640
Speaker 6: at better Megan Gaily on Instagram. And I'm doing some

1080
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 6: Midwestern dates in the fall, so Chicago, Columbus, Cincinnati, or Indie.

1081
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 6: If you're in any of those places, be on the lookout,

1082
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 6: banana heads.

1083
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: They are they'll be there. Go see her.

1084
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 3: And you could follow me on Instagram at I just

1085
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 3: changed it.

1086
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 4: It used to be rad Tuna and I just changed

1087
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 4: it to Chris Garcia Comedy.

1088
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: Wow O.

1089
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 3: Nice was a reference to this, like, there's this guy

1090
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 3: in the neighborhood that's had that he had like us,

1091
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,960
Speaker 3: like a Kenny Powers type guy that had a speedboat

1092
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,120
Speaker 3: called rad Tuna And that's what I know my Instagram

1093
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 3: and it's confusing. So I changed to Chris Garcia Comedy.

1094
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: And then yeah, listen to our podcast. I Love my

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Speaker 3: Kid but and I'll be performing in Northern California at

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Speaker 3: Rooster t Feathers in sunny Vale next month, and then

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Speaker 3: I'll be at the San Francisco Punchline Labor Day Weekend.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for being on Bananas, guys, Thank.

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Speaker 4: You so much. You guys are the best.

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Speaker 2: Bas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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