1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 1: oh six by one. I might have indigestion after today's 3 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. Just warning you have a bad stomach, 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 1: though I know you always have indigestions. Stomach diarrhea, very true, 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 1: diarrhea confirmation. It might be diarrhea after this one. I 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: don't even know, but it's going to definitely affect my stomach. 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: At least you a little cleaning up, rabbit. Why do 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: you say that? No, because it's time for Dirty Little 9 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: Secret text in four one six one. If you have 10 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: a secret that you want to tell on the show, 11 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 1: we'll let you tell it, and we'll always keep you anonymous. 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why 13 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake name when they call in on 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: the phone. Right now, an actual business chain, which is 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: crazy Taco Bell. Taco Bell is calling into tell us 16 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: a dirty Little secret. That's weird. What's up, Taco Bell? Hi, 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,479 Speaker 1: this is the first time a restaurant has called in. 18 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,599 Speaker 1: It is Yeah, as a restaurant, as a person, as 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: a restaurant as a person. Yeah, yeah, I'm a person. No, 20 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: you're not your Taco Bell, so we can keep you 21 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: anonymous talk about anyway? What's your dirty little secret? Oh gosh, okay, Um, 22 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,959 Speaker 1: so I really like cats. I have two cats on 23 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 1: my own and I saw English Evant just perked up. 24 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,640 Speaker 1: He's a cat owner as well. And as soon as 25 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: you said something about cats, I love cats. So I 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: don't want you guys to judge me or anything. I 27 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 1: just I love cat. Okay, there's no judgment here, remember, 28 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: I mean remember our saying this is a judgment free 29 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: zone unless you need to be judged. Yes, oh no, 30 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: no judgment here is liking cats your dirty little secret, 31 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: because there's a lot of people that like cats, in 32 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: which case, sign me up. No, no, there's more. Okay, 33 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: what's the rest? So I like to spend like a 34 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: little bit of time being one of the catskay, if 35 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: that makes sense? Oh actually, I can only imagine that 36 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: you like to be a cat in bed. I mean 37 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: that too, but like no, I mean like, um, like, 38 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: I'll I'll play with their toys with them, and i'll, 39 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: you know, have my dinner in a bowl next to theirs. 40 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: I like to like be a cat. Okay, so this 41 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: is when we start judging you promise I'm kidding. No, No, 42 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: I mean It doesn't sound like it's hurtin anybody. It 43 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: sounds like it's a fun thing for you to do. 44 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 1: So you pretend to be one of your cats. Yeah, 45 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: I like it. I don't know, like a couple of 46 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 1: hours a day, I am one of my cats, and 47 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: they like it when I get to be there, you know, 48 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: a third cat with them, and you know I'll sleep 49 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: on their blanket with them and play with their tinfoil balls. Okay, 50 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: So nobody in your family, No, none of your friends 51 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: know this. No, God, no, I don't alone. I wouldn't 52 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 1: tell anybody. Do you have your own scratching post? Not yet. 53 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: It's a really good idea though, So when you sorry, 54 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: when you start, when you start dating, or like when 55 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: you start looking for a date, I mean, do you 56 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: have to look on like a special dating site for 57 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 1: someone who's gonna be okay with their significant other acting 58 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: like a cat? Well, I don't know what you want 59 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,960 Speaker 1: to do, Like you should be finding someone who will 60 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: accept that, you know, I can't see like a lot 61 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: like Evan, would you be okay with your girlfen acting 62 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,760 Speaker 1: like a cat for all? It depends on what the 63 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: scenario was. Just normal? Yeah, if it was normal every 64 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: day life, probably not honestly, Like if you weren't acting 65 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: like a cat all the time and you're like, hey, babe, 66 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: I just need a couple hours to go pretend to 67 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 1: be a cat to kind of blossom steam. But absolutely no, 68 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: I'd support it, okay, really mean as long as how 69 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: is that any less weird than acting like a cat 70 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: for you know, however long we like, if it was 71 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: all day, Like if if I was now married to 72 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: a cat, okay, I have a problem if I would 73 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: be like, okay, can you stop walking around all fours? 74 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: But if it was just something that you needed to 75 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: do and it was pretty innocent, I'd be like, yeah, sure, 76 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: I support you being a cat. Okay, so welcoming. It's 77 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 1: not all day, it's just just like a few hours 78 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: a day. Nothing. Yeah, I still have the job, like 79 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: I still have to do human things, right because you're 80 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: a human. How long have you been acting like a 81 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: cat for? This is going on about four years all right? 82 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: Well well as physicality as far as cat's go too, 83 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: I think you're gonna die soon. They don't live that 84 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:23,160 Speaker 1: long and they have nine lives. Yeah you're right, sorry, Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, 85 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 1: I think I have nine lives. I'm good for a while, 86 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: all right. Well, thanks for calling in and tell us 87 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 1: your dear little secret. Yeah, thank what's your dirty little secret.