Speaker 1: Oh, what's up everybody? It's a lala kent with rand.
Speaker 2: I think we're about twenty five episodes in or something
Speaker 2: like that, and I still feel the need to introduce
Speaker 2: myself every time we get on.
Speaker 1: Do you think people know that it's me?
Speaker 2: No, mean, like, I don't need to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: La La Ken in case you clicked on the wrong podcast.
Speaker 3: Maybe dude, I don't think they thought you were jually A. Roberts,
Speaker 3: so I think fuck you tonight.
Speaker 1: All right, So we made it to Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: It's taken us two hours to set this equipment up.
Speaker 3: I just took a nap and I woke up, so
Speaker 3: I'm a little out of it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna name names, but there's a person in
Speaker 2: your office who likes to uh put the on other
Speaker 2: people where it's like you're not doing anything blank you
Speaker 2: fucking put the podcast shit together. And then we get
Speaker 2: to Puerto Rico, and who has to find all the
Speaker 2: ship for the podcast the new assistant, Danny.
Speaker 1: Let's give him a round. We wouldn't be able to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 4: First of all, let's just move on from that for
Speaker 4: a second.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about where we're all looking out the window,
Speaker 3: and how blessed we are that we were able to
Speaker 3: come back to work. You're in Puerto Rico after four
Speaker 3: months on hiatus. We are staring at the ocean in
Speaker 3: San Juan, Puerto Rico, and we are here doing our
Speaker 3: podcast for port Rigot. Did you ever think this day
Speaker 3: was gonna come? No?
Speaker 2: In fact, I saw that you posted a picture and
Speaker 2: this person was like, what did they call us?
Speaker 1: Tim? No, you know, bougie hill Billies or something.
Speaker 4: Noo so hard.
Speaker 5: I know, I thought it was all we did was
Speaker 5: come back to work. They call.
Speaker 1: Tim said that I was racking my.
Speaker 3: That's very mean.
Speaker 1: The thing is very mean.
Speaker 5: It is mean.
Speaker 4: We never said that as a mean person.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because they're probably stuck in bum fuck.
Speaker 3: I oway.
Speaker 5: I don't care where they're stuck, and they're just mad.
Speaker 3: But I forget being mad. We didn't get on a
Speaker 3: plane to go play bingo. We got on a plane
Speaker 3: to come back to work. And there are hundreds and
Speaker 3: hundreds of people that have been unemployed like ourselves. And
Speaker 3: thank god that finally, you know, our unions in our
Speaker 3: industry are allowing us to come back here and under
Speaker 3: new protocols with tons and tons of testing and protocols.
Speaker 3: So I am very blessed and I am so uplifted.
Speaker 3: I don't know who would say something like that, but regardless,
Speaker 3: I just think that we should take him homent.
Speaker 1: I love that you said that you don't know who exactly.
Speaker 2: We don't know anyone who would say anything giving them
Speaker 2: too much normal people.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know about that. That's questionable.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, come on, lop, I mean.
Speaker 3: Look around the room, look around. Why don't you start
Speaker 3: with her fucking cast normal? I already know I'm not normal,
Speaker 3: so let me start there. But now you want to
Speaker 3: say we hang around normal people. Where did you just
Speaker 3: come from?
Speaker 1: I know, I don't even know why.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's move on for that. Can I just take
Speaker 3: them mine? I want to say that it is taken and.
Speaker 2: Talk about the ocean again. Randall just woke up from
Speaker 2: a nap and he's a little disorious.
Speaker 4: Now I'm send out right now.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm gonna let everybody talk more because they tell
Speaker 3: me I need to shut up more, and so I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let people talk more. But before I do that,
Speaker 3: I want to just get my point out. Four months,
Speaker 3: our entire industry among many industries have been shut down.
Speaker 3: We're slowly coming back to work while cases are spiking
Speaker 3: COVID again, and I just want to say how grateful
Speaker 3: I am that today I came off a scout with Tim,
Speaker 3: with some of our crew, and it was just unbelievable
Speaker 3: to be back. It was emotional, it was epic. We
Speaker 3: kept spatial distance, we had all the proper protections, and
Speaker 3: I will tell you that even though it was a
Speaker 3: new experience for us to operate where we had to
Speaker 3: be tested and all that stuff, it still was the
Speaker 3: creative process of putting a movie together, collaborating, and yes,
Speaker 3: it's not as fast as you are used to but
Speaker 3: I would much prefer to be making a film and
Speaker 3: working like we are again, even if it takes you know,
Speaker 3: much longer to do so. I am very excited to
Speaker 3: be back here. I'm very excited run that.
Speaker 2: Not only Puerto Rico has gone to but SAG to
Speaker 2: keep everyone safe. I mean, you guys are tested like
Speaker 2: every three.
Speaker 4: Days, but we've been tested every week.
Speaker 3: Actually I have every week for about twelve weeks now,
Speaker 3: you know, when we're in.
Speaker 4: The office and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: We got tested for the first time seventy two hours
Speaker 2: right now, Friday.
Speaker 1: What are we in?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was.
Speaker 4: Your first time that first Well, because you knew of
Speaker 4: I guess, yeah.
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't leave the house, you guys.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: But I was being tested every week even before.
Speaker 3: This, and I was but I was going to the
Speaker 3: office and I just want to make sure and keep
Speaker 3: safe and be aware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lord knows we have somebody who's out there. We
Speaker 1: don't know where.
Speaker 5: This fucking guy is sitting right in.
Speaker 4: Front of it, I know, trying to talk to him.
Speaker 3: I just want to thank you for the beat boxing.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about that for a week. Let's
Speaker 3: put we just came out of fourth of July. We
Speaker 3: actually stayed home, I know, Tim, you stayed home with
Speaker 3: the family. We stayed home, and then we all got tested. Alex,
Speaker 3: share with us your Fourth of July weekend.
Speaker 6: I got together with a couple of close friends. I
Speaker 6: think there was a grand total of like four of us,
Speaker 6: and we just rung out, hung out in an apartment.
Speaker 3: So you hang out like the fring up.
Speaker 5: Yeah all right, Yeah, that's a lot hung out.
Speaker 1: You did hang out?
Speaker 5: Call Lie, I called bull elephant. Oh my god, loa
Speaker 5: stop listen Randall.
Speaker 1: We have to lighten that.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm wanting a question, Alex, can I ask
Speaker 5: you a question?
Speaker 3: Okay? Hang y out. Lala and I hung out Sunday.
Speaker 3: We play pickleball. So that was all saying, you know,
Speaker 3: what is hanging out for you?
Speaker 6: We just like basically hung out together as friends and
Speaker 6: drank play guards Like, actually we played scrabble scrabble.
Speaker 3: Was there alcohol involved?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Because they hung out and drank and played scrabble?
Speaker 3: How but how many drinks did you have for you
Speaker 3: were to guess the over under ten or ten?
Speaker 6: I think it's dishonest to guess, you know, Yeah, that's pleading.
Speaker 4: Tim. Get closer to them a lot, Tim, what are
Speaker 4: you saying?
Speaker 7: I just was reiterating that. He just said it was
Speaker 7: dishonest to guess.
Speaker 4: Right, So it's over twenty over twenty.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that makes easily over twenty easily
Speaker 3: that's alcohol.
Speaker 2: Someone who is a bona fide drinker. My most favorite
Speaker 2: thing was when I'd go to the doctor and they're like,
Speaker 2: how many drinks a week do you consume?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't want to answer that.
Speaker 3: Why how many drinks did you stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh? Come on. I mean we were well into like we.
Speaker 4: As we as a group plan. I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You, me and myself, and I I mean.
Speaker 3: When I am, I mean, I'm honest. When I go
Speaker 3: at it, I drink till you know, I pass out.
Speaker 3: But you, when you drank, would you say you could
Speaker 3: keep your eyes open for twenty four drinks.
Speaker 1: In one night?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Ten drinks, that's alcohol poisoning.
Speaker 1: No, twenty four drinks is a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, ten twelve probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could do between probably.
Speaker 5: Eight eight and ten.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's solid.
Speaker 2: And they were like you way like one hundred two
Speaker 2: because if you think about it, one drink is a
Speaker 2: shot eight.
Speaker 3: To ten drinks and you were in the bag.
Speaker 6: You were done for right or is that not done
Speaker 6: for you?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know the day.
Speaker 5: I've gone back in the day.
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day. Yeah, But like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't really pass out.
Speaker 5: It would be like I call pause. You would pause.
Speaker 1: Mentally, I would pause pause.
Speaker 4: Yes, I just saw you pause a lot of times,
Speaker 4: and then you'd regroup.
Speaker 2: And then I would stronger than ever right out where
Speaker 2: it was like hitting that tipping point where Randon would
Speaker 2: be like, hey, I don't drink anymore, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck you.
Speaker 1: Trying to.
Speaker 3: Fun. You had like a go to bag of lines
Speaker 3: when when you didn't want to stop, I'd say it's
Speaker 3: two am, let's go home, and you'd say, why are
Speaker 3: you ruining my phone? You are the most boring ever,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, no, You're the only one to
Speaker 3: hear at the bar. You understand you and the bartender.
Speaker 3: There's no one else. So the rest of the world
Speaker 3: is a bunch of losers and you are the winner.
Speaker 3: You are the winner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. Okay, fast forward. I want to say,
Speaker 3: one year and nine months later, you are standing strong, sober,
Speaker 3: an inspiration to so many people.
Speaker 4: I see you.
Speaker 3: By the way, you didn't even bring up you did
Speaker 3: this Sunday where you hosted your first meeting on zoom.
Speaker 4: You want to talk about the good stuff.
Speaker 2: My sponsor asked me to speak at my very first meeting.
Speaker 2: I've been sober a year and eight months. We're approaching
Speaker 2: nine months on the twenty second of this month.
Speaker 3: Around it off. I know, an aa, you don't.
Speaker 1: Do the big deal.
Speaker 2: No, we don't round off, but every second you got
Speaker 2: to count it. I agree every and so I shared
Speaker 2: via zoom because obviously COVID so we don't get to
Speaker 2: go to actual meetings.
Speaker 3: Get it.
Speaker 4: Danny was just sleeping in the chair.
Speaker 5: You know, my.
Speaker 3: Fiance was speaking about her so bridy, how dare you?
Speaker 3: I wish we had a zoom of what happened right now, Danny,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post that.
Speaker 7: Showed it so we could post it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Does he sleep with his eyes lit?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, he was asleep and then as his head started
Speaker 3: a tilt he woke up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, after you yelled at him.
Speaker 3: Two seconds later, is on the ground.
Speaker 2: Hold on, so you guys, let's I'm happy for Rand
Speaker 2: that he's back to work.
Speaker 1: Danny, welcome his first time traveling.
Speaker 3: On the movie.
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to shoot himself at the end of this,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 4: Okay, nice, really encouraging.
Speaker 1: At the end of the Puerto ricannvenceed, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think so. I think Danny's happy to be out of.
Speaker 1: You've ever heard about it?
Speaker 4: But well, okay, the trophy right now? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I don't know, he's just only like two months in.
Speaker 3: When do you want promotion? Okay?
Speaker 4: Can I just say something?
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is I think Danny's excited to be
Speaker 3: in pre production on a movie and see that part
Speaker 3: of the experience, you know, versus being in the office.
Speaker 3: I think now he's going to get the real, like,
Speaker 3: you know, being on set experience. I think he's excited
Speaker 3: about that. But yes, it is going to be really long.
Speaker 3: And he's already saw today, Like by the way, today
Speaker 3: was the Dogs. He showed up, he showed up in vallet.
Speaker 3: I just want to set the tone for audience, your audience,
Speaker 3: my four fans. It's ninety five degrees out and one
Speaker 3: hundred percent humidity. Tim shows up. Lanky Tim is like
Speaker 3: six foot five, and he shows up in his shorts,
Speaker 3: and he and I show up in my shorts and
Speaker 3: my little running shoes. So we're like ready to go
Speaker 3: for the day. And we're already drenched before we get
Speaker 3: in the car. And I look over and there's Danny
Speaker 3: looking like he's going to a nightclub. He's got black
Speaker 3: jeans on and his T shirt rolled up, and he's
Speaker 3: got his hat and he's got a four hundred pounds
Speaker 3: backpack like he's going off to do wherever. And I
Speaker 3: just said, Danny, you know it's one hundred degrees outside,
Speaker 3: one hundred percent of humidity. Just want you to know
Speaker 3: that shorts are probably optimal. And he's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna do that next time. And he's English, so he
Speaker 3: does it in his little all do it tomorrow. And
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, Danny, you're not at the club, buddy,
Speaker 3: You're on a film set. So I think tomorrow, Danny,
Speaker 3: Danny will come tomorrow. Prepare for the heat.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a fucking sweat fest outside.
Speaker 6: Of it's nice today, it's gonna get hotter.
Speaker 2: No, it's gonna get hotter, but you guys, So I'm
Speaker 2: basically here because like, I have nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I have nothing else to do.
Speaker 2: I can work from anywhere and not to spill too
Speaker 2: much of the tea, obviously, we haven't started filming vander
Speaker 2: Pump yet.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck knows when we're gonna see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, what is what is? I think
Speaker 3: we'd all like to know, because you know, the more
Speaker 3: time you spend it home, I have.
Speaker 5: No idea, the more restless you get.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'm I'm a little worker.
Speaker 3: Bee, I'm I know you're but I see you you're
Speaker 3: working on a project that I know you can't discuss yet.
Speaker 3: You're also working on the beauty line. No, I see
Speaker 3: you on calls all day. But but but I also
Speaker 3: I know when you're like physically have to leave the house,
Speaker 3: which you don't prefer to do. But when you physically
Speaker 3: have to leave the house, So when do you think
Speaker 3: you guys are going.
Speaker 2: To leaving the house when there is a hey check involved.
Speaker 1: I don't want to leave the fucking house for just
Speaker 1: the fun of it.
Speaker 4: Do you like to leave the house with the fun
Speaker 4: of it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, not to want to say that.
Speaker 6: Isn't that exactly what he just said? You don't like
Speaker 6: to leave the house?
Speaker 4: Ready, that's true. That's kind of a contradiction. I have
Speaker 4: a question, Thanks Alex for right.
Speaker 1: So, I actually really like when Vanner Pump is filming.
Speaker 1: And you know, if you look back previous years, we
Speaker 1: would have been like halfway finished with filming already. We
Speaker 1: haven't started.
Speaker 3: Well, also, let's be there, let's get there. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about the Vanner Pump schedule. But
Speaker 3: what I do know is that in this COVID world
Speaker 3: where restaurants and the world is not open. I'm assuming
Speaker 3: because you have restaurants that are the central character where
Speaker 3: the show is based. Out of those restaurants I know
Speaker 3: aren't even open yet, so I'm sure they're gonna have
Speaker 3: to wait till time.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I have no idea, but we could assume
Speaker 1: all day. But what does that do for us?
Speaker 3: All? You and me?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: I was today?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's before we go to break.
Speaker 3: I just want to say one thing because the audience
Speaker 3: doesn't know. We traveled yesterday as a group. We all
Speaker 3: had to be tested before we got on the plane
Speaker 3: to come back to work, and then we had to
Speaker 3: be tested to me that we got here. Alex producer
Speaker 3: Alex Here was last to join us on the airplane.
Speaker 3: We waited for him and then he came in what
Speaker 3: I will never forget one of the greatest outfits of
Speaker 3: all time. We were in a professional business trip going
Speaker 3: back to work. He came in shorts and a T
Speaker 3: shirt that had stains on It looked like he had
Speaker 3: not showered in three days. Had you been to the
Speaker 3: shower or the laundry over the weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I showered that morning, but I didn't know about the shirt.
Speaker 6: So thanks for pointing that out.
Speaker 1: Much about anything yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a feeling to.
Speaker 1: I was feeling, is correct.
Speaker 3: I mean I was in James Person sweatpants.
Speaker 4: By the way, everybody shout out to Chang hold On,
Speaker 4: shout out.
Speaker 3: To James Purse as a Chames Perse sweat plants if
Speaker 3: they want to send me a free parapy.
Speaker 2: Really happened, Oh you wouldn't. Randall didn't even have to pack,
Speaker 2: really because he just went to James Purse or had
Speaker 2: an assistant go and just brought the bag straight from
Speaker 2: there onto the plane.
Speaker 3: It was no, No, I didn't have an assistant. Guy ordered
Speaker 3: from them over the hole.
Speaker 1: Did you go pick it up?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: They put the bags and he picked it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so your assistant did that, But I.
Speaker 4: Would have picked it up. I had no problem. I don't.
Speaker 3: I like picking stuff up.
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is I didn't have to do ship
Speaker 1: yesterday and that, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I like picking things up.
Speaker 1: You he likes picking things up.
Speaker 3: This is such bullshit.
Speaker 2: Tell the fucking laundry basket that, because the only face
Speaker 2: that thing ever sees is me bobbing into it to
Speaker 2: put all your shows.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean put it in to hand it to
Speaker 4: the person.
Speaker 3: The laundry. You're you're laughable right now? Have you? Do
Speaker 3: you even know where the washer dryer is in our house?
Speaker 3: Tell me where it is.
Speaker 1: In a place I don't care to go.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you so you know where it is. When's
Speaker 3: the last time you ever put a cup of detrogent
Speaker 3: in the washer?
Speaker 7: Remember, whinning would be dishonest.
Speaker 2: No, whenever I moved out of the Palazzo apartment.
Speaker 4: I mean the last time you did laundry.
Speaker 1: Was that the Plazza apartment?
Speaker 3: Right, so that was almost a year ago. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: so the last so now, but let's let's go gratulations
Speaker 3: on your year. But let's go one step further, because
Speaker 3: before I go to break, I want to just call
Speaker 3: you out again. You said to me, Now, a lot
Speaker 3: of people I've noticed have been cooking, which I think
Speaker 3: is amazing, Like during this quarantine, I am so proud
Speaker 3: of Sony and my friends who get these beautiful home
Speaker 3: cooked meals. I see people cooking bread like like Kate
Speaker 3: Bosworth and my polish whatever. Really, you want to get
Speaker 3: caught up in the fucking details, Can I say something please?
Speaker 4: I've seen Doug Allen's partners.
Speaker 3: Uh, cooking food and amazing pasta and different meals. And
Speaker 3: I said to you, law, are you ever going to
Speaker 3: cook some fun meals for us?
Speaker 4: You know? Do that will be fun because you know
Speaker 4: and you know what he said to me.
Speaker 3: But I get a nice kitchen, a really good kitchen,
Speaker 3: I'll cook.
Speaker 4: And you know what I did. I built you. Let
Speaker 4: me just get it out.
Speaker 2: I get to defend myself break after break, I will
Speaker 2: defend myself.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I can't wait to hear this, but I
Speaker 3: just want to say, after I built you this amazingly
Speaker 3: beautiful kitchen, not only did I, oh, I'm want to
Speaker 3: tell you one last thing, and for our fans here,
Speaker 3: not only did I go out of my way to
Speaker 3: not order Tim the sixth burner, I ordered the eight
Speaker 3: burner in case she had no excuse to tell me
Speaker 3: that it was like too small, the kitchen too small.
Speaker 3: And so so I built this kitchen, state of the art,
Speaker 3: double A and eight burner, sick microwaves. Stay with the
Speaker 3: whole thing. Microwave because that's what I live in all day,
Speaker 3: because that's my options for food. So we're gonna go
Speaker 3: to break and then we're gonna give you a chance
Speaker 3: to defend yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god, I need to cool down for assassinate.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we'll be back. They got to see that
Speaker 3: sidebar that we just had.
Speaker 1: We give them La La dot dot dot only La
Speaker 1: La podcast.
Speaker 4: You throw me off the podcast now, at least I'll
Speaker 4: have time.
Speaker 1: To at least all time to him all the time,
Speaker 1: Him and Alex. If you want a housewife, I am
Speaker 1: not that chick.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, have a question. I have a question. What
Speaker 3: I didn't ask you to be a housewife? Have I
Speaker 3: ever treated? Wait, let's back it up.
Speaker 1: You just referred to a long list of women.
Speaker 3: No, I refer to Kate Bosworth and these women are
Speaker 3: career together.
Speaker 1: So are you saying you want to bake pies together?
Speaker 1: Because we can do that.
Speaker 3: I would just like to see the stove get one
Speaker 3: friggin use out of it, and if it means I
Speaker 3: got a help, I'll do it. I didn't tell you
Speaker 3: to get in the kitchen and cook. Do you enjoy it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, don't don't even do that.
Speaker 1: I love to cook for myself.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I love to cook for myself.
Speaker 5: Because that's what what? Because you yourself in ouse everything?
Speaker 2: I made like a homemade soup the other day, like yeah,
Speaker 2: I got like the tomatoes out of the fridge, or
Speaker 2: like did some zesty ship to them.
Speaker 3: I'm turning on the cameras in the house, and no,
Speaker 3: I did do that. I don't do any of this bullshit.
Speaker 1: You have to believe it. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Stop acting like you cook meals in our.
Speaker 1: House, Randall.
Speaker 3: I have I eat with you every day. I eat
Speaker 3: lunch with you. You come on, stop this, this.
Speaker 5: Is a story.
Speaker 2: Are we saying she never cooks, or are you asking
Speaker 2: me have I cooked?
Speaker 3: I'm not asking you to be anything that you are.
Speaker 3: I know you're an independent, badass woman and that thing I.
Speaker 1: Do with it.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is Randall likes one of two things,
Speaker 2: well done chicken and a well done steak.
Speaker 3: That makes me happy. I'm not a complicated person.
Speaker 1: That's fun than making.
Speaker 3: I like barbecue chicken. I like barbecued chicken.
Speaker 5: I like what I do.
Speaker 1: I give him a piece of a very well done chicken.
Speaker 3: And you know what, I think your fans. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be honest, I think I do. I think your fans
Speaker 3: on my back here, I think they're gonna be like
Speaker 3: you back. I like corn on the cob. Corn on
Speaker 3: the cob. That's not hard to make. It's very simple.
Speaker 1: You put it in boiling water.
Speaker 4: I was trying to give you a compliment for a
Speaker 4: sec of but now I'm over it.
Speaker 5: I try to where's the comment is.
Speaker 3: I know you're an independent woman who's very successful on
Speaker 3: your own, and I love you for that. And all
Speaker 3: I'm asking is once every month, I'll take a frigging
Speaker 3: meal once, Tim how much? Okay? Let me ask Tim?
Speaker 3: How many times a month? And your and your wife
Speaker 3: is a career or answered one word as full time job.
Speaker 4: I have a question how many and a mother?
Speaker 3: How many times.
Speaker 4: Do you get a home cook me on from your wife?
Speaker 7: Just to answer the question, I actually, lately I have
Speaker 7: been choosing.
Speaker 4: To do the Okay, I'm not asking that question.
Speaker 3: How many times your wife cook? How many times? A
Speaker 3: few times a month?
Speaker 4: At least two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least two Okay, I've had two and two years,
Speaker 3: So back to you, Lala, I will cook with you.
Speaker 1: That will leave one year that I made a seven
Speaker 1: course meal.
Speaker 5: I remember Thanksgiving four years.
Speaker 1: And I'm so happy it was two years ago. It
Speaker 1: was my dad's dad was one of the being.
Speaker 2: My mom took us out to dinner and I was like,
Speaker 2: fuck this, my dad has no leftovers. That's the best
Speaker 2: part of Thanksgiving is the leftovers.
Speaker 1: So I did the day after.
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving by myself a twenty fucking pound turkey.
Speaker 1: I'm shoving on the oven.
Speaker 2: I flew in, ran flew in, and after that, I
Speaker 2: was like, I have no desire to do that ever again,
Speaker 2: ever again.
Speaker 1: That like scarred me.
Speaker 7: I was exhausted making a Thanksgiving meal is cooked like
Speaker 7: twenty things.
Speaker 3: I'm not looking for that level. I'm saying to you,
Speaker 3: I will even help you. I will set the table,
Speaker 3: I will buy the ingredients. I just am not good
Speaker 3: at the putting it together.
Speaker 2: You're also not good at the helping things.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I don't want to You don't want
Speaker 1: to do any of it. I get that.
Speaker 5: I know that bullshit.
Speaker 7: You get like a blue apron where they just send
Speaker 7: you all of the ingred.
Speaker 2: Go to waste because he wants to say I like
Speaker 2: this every single night. It's like, can I say this
Speaker 2: Craig's for dinner Pullo Lounge.
Speaker 3: That's I know.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna have food.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have corn doll.
Speaker 1: They enjoy going out, just say it.
Speaker 3: We enjoy love going out.
Speaker 2: But one night a week, one night a week, I
Speaker 2: will make you beef jerky, just like you want.
Speaker 3: Can I say something?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: That's how he likes it.
Speaker 3: If they could see the attitude on your face right now,
Speaker 3: people would woo.
Speaker 4: The steam has come out of there. Can I say something?
Speaker 4: And I'm I'm going to say this with love?
Speaker 5: Ial Yeah I'm never girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Alex's stay single, Yeah, Alex, stay sing, keep going, give
Speaker 1: me my compliment. You say it with love.
Speaker 4: I think I lost it already. I forgot it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I looked up the other day, actually today,
Speaker 2: what did you know?
Speaker 4: I want to say something to you?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: I just think it would be romantic for both of
Speaker 3: us to enjoy a home cooked meal once in a while.
Speaker 3: And I want to say something. I have a coupon
Speaker 3: book that never expires. It you forgot that. You gave
Speaker 3: it to me. Gues's the only thing I like for
Speaker 3: my birthdays and Christmas or coupon books. And in the
Speaker 3: coupon books, I got fucking home cook bills there.
Speaker 5: So I pull it out.
Speaker 4: I am going to pull it out.
Speaker 1: Pull it out use it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to use that coupon and you're going to deliver.
Speaker 1: I picked the wrong day to quit the fucking Jewel brow.
Speaker 1: I really did. Good God. Okay, So I have to
Speaker 1: ask you guys a question.
Speaker 2: I know you have a close relationship to the app cameo.
Speaker 2: I read that Floyd Mayweather just signed up and he's
Speaker 2: charging the most money that they've ever had a celebrity charge,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 1: Nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 2: What are your fucking thoughts, because I think it's bullshit.
Speaker 1: You just be clear.
Speaker 7: This is like for a ten second clip. So I
Speaker 7: don't know Floyd Mayweather shout out to Bobby or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I actually read that he'll do like personalized things.
Speaker 2: So if someone call or sends him a request that's like, hey,
Speaker 2: can you tell my friend that he serves the best
Speaker 2: burgers at you know, Burger del Rey in Marina del
Speaker 2: Rey that it doesn't really exist guys, but he would
Speaker 2: be like, yeah, all for a nine hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: nine dollars, I will put your burger joint on blast.
Speaker 4: How much to other people charge?
Speaker 2: I mean there was one person and I think ray
Speaker 2: Lewis was charging like three hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Okay, but I think it's fucked up.
Speaker 2: You're a billionaire and you're gonna charge people almost a
Speaker 2: grand for a video.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if he's a billionaire.
Speaker 6: The way that guy spends money, it's gotta be impossible
Speaker 6: for him to keep any anything in the bank.
Speaker 1: We should know. We saw him up in Arizona fucking
Speaker 1: past the joint.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 2: I'm watching from like this balcony area, staying super super
Speaker 2: fucking isolated and watching these people in Arizona, like Floyd Mayweather,
Speaker 2: which I think he caught a lot of heat for it,
Speaker 2: which is fine, Like do you boo, as long as
Speaker 2: you don't come around me, I don't care. But I
Speaker 2: have people slide in my DMS, and no I don't
Speaker 2: catch all of them, but for the most part of
Speaker 2: they're asking me to send them, like their wife, a
Speaker 2: video to wish them happy birthday. I'm not gonna fucking
Speaker 2: charge them to say happy birthday.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel right about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a nice person.
Speaker 7: I thought it was mostly like d Liss Celebrisse, who
Speaker 7: probably need to make a few bucks, but yeah, you
Speaker 7: know what I.
Speaker 2: Mean, Like one hundred percent. And my ego is so
Speaker 2: huge that I've never signed up for this app because
Speaker 2: I'm like, when I'm really fucking struggling, then I will
Speaker 2: probably do it. But that's never gonna happen because I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be a fucking hustler in my whole life.
Speaker 1: But I just I can't do it.
Speaker 3: All right, So now here's here's the other question. The
Speaker 3: other question is this the world in terms of the
Speaker 3: world in terms of coronavirus is spiking right now? Right
Speaker 3: like post fourth of July? Yes, right, Like the numbers
Speaker 3: are not good?
Speaker 4: So where do you think we go from here? I mean,
Speaker 4: I think that's the biggest question.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, obviously they close bars again, which made sense,
Speaker 3: they close most restaurants to outdoor dining, And where.
Speaker 4: Do you think where do you think we go?
Speaker 3: Do you think we get a vaccine by the end
Speaker 3: of the year or do you think you know we're
Speaker 3: in this for a few more years? Like what's what's
Speaker 3: your Is there optimism? Because I think that's a big conversation.
Speaker 7: I think I think there's there's a I think it's
Speaker 7: a slim chance that a vaccine comes before the end
Speaker 7: of the year. I'm not a doctor.
Speaker 4: Or any kind of right, TV keep going, Yeah, No, I.
Speaker 7: Think there's a slim chance that it comes by the
Speaker 7: end of the year. Better chance that it comes in
Speaker 7: the first couple of months of next year, hopefully you know,
Speaker 7: schools open up, because it seems like kids are not
Speaker 7: transmitting the virus to adults, and you know it's usually
Speaker 7: adult to adult transmission from what from what it seems like?
Speaker 3: So okay, And how do you feel about living another
Speaker 3: five months, which we all are forced to with spatial
Speaker 3: distance in this world? Are you getting used to it?
Speaker 3: I mean lot? Do you think like now that we
Speaker 3: go out, like we get in the car, we grab
Speaker 3: our masks. Do you think that it just become almost
Speaker 3: the norm today? Because I for me, it's not the
Speaker 3: normal for you.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think it's normal at all. I constantly
Speaker 2: forget my mask. I constantly am having someone tell me
Speaker 2: that I need to put it on. I'm constantly being
Speaker 2: told I need to social Dista.
Speaker 3: That's also because you don't leave the house a lot.
Speaker 3: So let's just be honest, But so you feel you
Speaker 3: feel out of place every time you have to reach
Speaker 3: for your mask.
Speaker 2: And all that meaning I would rather just not leave
Speaker 2: my bedroom, right which I would rather stay at home
Speaker 2: than worry about putting a mask on. And I think
Speaker 2: all these people that are super consumed with their masks
Speaker 2: shouldn't be leaving their house.
Speaker 3: So Laala, So my question is this, you're not used
Speaker 3: to it. It's the breathing. Lala's taking very deep, big breath, Laala,
Speaker 3: come back, come to come back to the light, starting
Speaker 3: to smile. I think next year when there is a vaccine,
Speaker 3: because I want to be super optimistic when there's a vaccine.
Speaker 4: We know that.
Speaker 3: This particular virus has no has what do you call
Speaker 3: It has no uh rhyme or reason. It just attacks
Speaker 3: certain people that are healthy, that attack certain people that
Speaker 3: have underlying issues. It attacks young, attacks old. I mean
Speaker 3: Nick Cadero, who I was following his story passed away
Speaker 3: yesterday or the day before, I think, thirty one years old,
Speaker 3: no underlying issues, thought the Greatest Fight forty one forty
Speaker 3: one no underlying issues, passed away after ninety days in
Speaker 3: the ICU. I'm just saying, if you know that, why
Speaker 3: would you run and roll the dice? Is my conversation
Speaker 3: to people, not even you, because I know you. I
Speaker 3: know once you know what the vaccine is, you're going
Speaker 3: to take it. I know who you are, and I
Speaker 3: know that as long as you know it's safe. But
Speaker 3: I'm saying even people who are so anti va vaccines, right,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people that are like that, and
Speaker 3: I think, I think those people, really, this is the
Speaker 3: kind of virus that can kill you, period, no matter
Speaker 3: if you're healthy, young or old. And I just think
Speaker 3: that I would think it's aeros ponsible for somebody not
Speaker 3: to take the vaccine if if they've proven that it's
Speaker 3: safe and effective.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but all vaccines are proven safe and effective.
Speaker 4: So a lot you get the flu shot every're with me.
Speaker 1: Actually I had never gotten it until I met you.
Speaker 5: Okay, but I told you I had never had the flu.
Speaker 3: Okay, bad argument, bad argument. Let me say this, So
Speaker 3: every year I get the flu shot. There were two
Speaker 3: years I didn't get the flu shot. Those two years
Speaker 3: I ended up in the hospital one year like supretty hydrated,
Speaker 3: high fever. All that, the six or eight years that
Speaker 3: I've been taking the flu shot, I've never gotten the flu.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I believe the vaccines are our best
Speaker 3: chance of returning life to some sense of normal.
Speaker 1: It's our only chance.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's what everyone's waiting for. It's a vaccine, But
Speaker 2: is this We're gonna go about life the way we've
Speaker 2: been going about it since March, correct, And.
Speaker 3: So I'm optimistic and I look, I was just thinking that,
Speaker 3: like wearing the mask every day become somewhat regular for me.
Speaker 3: I mean it's been four months, but you know, I
Speaker 3: miss seeing people smile, you know, I mean it. I
Speaker 3: miss I miss I missed my parents not being able
Speaker 3: to come get on a plane and come see me.
Speaker 3: So I really am rooting for the world right now
Speaker 3: to deliver.
Speaker 1: That's something you can't escape it.
Speaker 6: I'm just excited that I can go to a grocery
Speaker 6: store and get toilet paper and uh.
Speaker 4: Paper towels again.
Speaker 3: I mean that, Yeah, keep it up close to your
Speaker 3: mouth when you get when you talk, Yeah you can.
Speaker 2: What though, when this when I started hearing about COVID,
Speaker 2: you know how everyone was like stalking up on toilet
Speaker 2: paper and hand sanitizer. Yeah, I was stalking up on
Speaker 2: like vitamins and immune booster.
Speaker 1: That was like my go to. I like went into
Speaker 1: Whole Foods and just rated everything. And that's what I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that, but hey, yeah, where are you
Speaker 3: keeping your stash in the house?
Speaker 1: In my little bottom drawer with all my goodness?
Speaker 4: Okay, so you half of rite aid.
Speaker 2: In your No, I have I spent well over one
Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: What's just on? Like vitamin yeah, drap.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, praise things you put into smooth like
Speaker 2: any type of immune booster.
Speaker 4: You know what I have faced.
Speaker 3: And the drawer has called your goodness?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my drawer full of goodness. I has my drawer
Speaker 1: full of goodness. Changed.
Speaker 3: I had faith, I had faith in humanity that there
Speaker 3: would be vitamins left and toilet paper left. And I
Speaker 3: was right.
Speaker 4: I think for a minute there wasn't though, right, No
Speaker 4: toilet paper, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 6: What everybody went and ran it by it because they
Speaker 6: said they were going to have to use it for
Speaker 6: the N ninety five masks.
Speaker 3: So that's why there was a scarcity.
Speaker 6: Wow, And and good old humanity, We're all like, well,
Speaker 6: we better go prevent them.
Speaker 3: I felt, you know what, you know why I didn't
Speaker 3: do any of that. I swear I watched an early
Speaker 3: news uh blast early on in March, like first week,
Speaker 3: and they and they showed a lot of senior citizens
Speaker 3: and elderly that were left with nothing, and thank god
Speaker 3: they started those special hours early in the morning. But
Speaker 3: I was like, there's no way I am going to
Speaker 3: do this to people, and I just chose to just
Speaker 3: continue the minimal that we needed. And I just felt like,
Speaker 3: that's just not fair to people, you know, who already
Speaker 3: have a hard enough time fending for themselves and some
Speaker 3: of that. So I never did that.
Speaker 2: But I never in a million years would have thought
Speaker 2: that us starting to do our podcast in our kitchen
Speaker 2: with either no guest or trying to find a guest
Speaker 2: to do phone interviews.
Speaker 1: It was crazy that it would be July. I'd still
Speaker 1: be fucking talking about it and still not having four
Speaker 1: months in front of me.
Speaker 3: Four months later. Yes, it's hard. I'm going to say,
Speaker 3: I miss I miss you know, people in front of us.
Speaker 3: But you know, I do want to get back to
Speaker 3: doing I hope next week we have a live guest
Speaker 3: and la we have live guest like eight you know,
Speaker 3: ten feet across from us where we test them for COVID.
Speaker 2: Because even when we do the phone first of all,
Speaker 2: the zoom is a nightmare because if your internet or
Speaker 2: their internet goes lacking.
Speaker 1: It's just a hot mess.
Speaker 3: But if we do it with masks, and we do
Speaker 3: it with spatial distance, and we do it outside and
Speaker 3: were we all know, we're tested, I think that we
Speaker 3: could have a really fun podcast. I might have to
Speaker 3: scream a little loud for people to hear me, but
Speaker 3: now everybody can.
Speaker 2: I don't think you need to do I think you
Speaker 2: just keep it at a normal tone.
Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
Speaker 4: You guys are all being a little harsh today.
Speaker 2: We're going to be doing the podcast for the next
Speaker 2: what four to six weeks?
Speaker 1: Six weeks out here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're gonna get We're gonna I'm gonna make listen.
Speaker 3: We have a bunch of actors coming out to the
Speaker 3: movie this week, and I think that, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: sure because we're all, you know, obviously tested for the movie.
Speaker 3: You know, I think we'll get one or two of
Speaker 3: them on the podcast. That'll be fun to just have
Speaker 3: live interaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will be a lot of fun because I'm
Speaker 2: sick of just seeing you fuckers.
Speaker 3: Oh how do you think I feel?
Speaker 6: That's nice? Nice, It's nice to feel loved.
Speaker 3: In the lot of times, Lala is really shining the
Speaker 3: love shining light.
Speaker 2: Honestly though, for real, you guys are like my favorite people,
Speaker 2: like when like when you come out, when.
Speaker 3: You guys come up, I hope you're not saying that, Like, oh, Ran,
Speaker 3: you're kind of my favorite people. Wow, I'm really lucky.
Speaker 1: I'm your fucking I'm talking about Tim and Alex.
Speaker 3: Okay, why don't you talk about the romance we had this?
Speaker 3: Tell them what we did this morning. We're very lucky.
Speaker 3: We just got out of the house after four months
Speaker 3: to come the location to get ready to start this movie.
Speaker 3: We're testing every three days, and we opened up our
Speaker 3: door and we had this amazing view of the ocean,
Speaker 3: which we're very lucky because god, you know, we get
Speaker 3: to make a movie, we get to go to work
Speaker 3: and we are blessed and appreciative, and then here's this
Speaker 3: beautiful ocean. I said, let's go for a morning swim,
Speaker 3: and we went and we had that moment with like
Speaker 3: a middle aged guy holding his girl were we were
Speaker 3: swapping uh tongue, what do you call it? Tonsil hockey
Speaker 3: something like that. We made out, but it was very
Speaker 3: very romantic. What's my point is, I don't are you
Speaker 3: a romantic?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you suck at that.
Speaker 2: But you know what I was reading up on my
Speaker 2: sign because I'm trying you suck.
Speaker 3: At it, suck at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I try to romantic, Yes, very much like I'm trying
Speaker 2: to get a clear understanding of why I am the
Speaker 2: way I am, and in my chart, Virgos are not
Speaker 2: romantic people.
Speaker 1: They find it very difficult.
Speaker 2: It's very much like everything has to be a well
Speaker 2: thought out you know.
Speaker 6: I feel I feel the exact same way about romance.
Speaker 6: It's like you got to think it out. And I mean,
Speaker 6: Randy plans everything.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: In fact, it said, you're trying to win a virgo over,
Speaker 2: you have to take it very very slowly and let
Speaker 2: them process everything you're saying to them.
Speaker 1: And I was like, holy shit, that's how I feel.
Speaker 1: I'd have to process everything.
Speaker 3: No, I think with you, it's like building a robot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very tricky.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: As I get older, and it's from vanderm maybe it's from.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, and no, I've spoken to your mother.
Speaker 3: I spoke it to your mother.
Speaker 1: What does she say?
Speaker 3: Dozens of hours of conversations. No, she's like, Lala is
Speaker 3: a lover. But you have to really you know, put
Speaker 3: the time in like for you to kind of come
Speaker 3: around to that, and look, we had a romantic night
Speaker 3: in the house where we've done things and we've had
Speaker 3: very romance touns and you always love it. But it's
Speaker 3: not like in your DNA to kind of initiate it.
Speaker 3: It's not like you don't it's not really who you are.
Speaker 3: But if I initiate it, you're always very receptive to
Speaker 3: it and you love it. And after you're always like, Babe,
Speaker 3: that was the sweetest thing. Or if I run a
Speaker 3: bath for you, you're always like, oh my god, that
Speaker 3: that meant a lot to be. But you don't initiate
Speaker 3: the romance. No, No, for years in I'm still in
Speaker 3: the shitting everything.
Speaker 7: Nope, you're good at that stuff though, like legitimately, Oh.
Speaker 4: Tim tell but I like that stuff.
Speaker 3: But Tim, Tim's whe I am not good at that.
Speaker 3: Tim sucks at it. Tim actually has been reprimanded. I'm leo.
Speaker 3: Tim tell people in Asparagus, you're Tim tell people like
Speaker 3: some of the things I had a plan for your wife,
Speaker 3: because you have zero creativity.
Speaker 1: When it comes a wrong, you want to put it
Speaker 1: out there like that that it was Randall's idea.
Speaker 3: I think she knows, and I mean not all of it.
Speaker 3: I didn't come up with everything.
Speaker 4: A couple things I've done.
Speaker 3: A couple things.
Speaker 7: He said, things like, you really need to take her
Speaker 7: out for a weekend, have somebody watch your kids and
Speaker 7: go away for two days.
Speaker 3: And here's a couple of resorts that your wife would like.
Speaker 4: Be shocked.
Speaker 3: It was like that he did. He did it all,
Speaker 3: He plans it all. But I mean I think sometimes
Speaker 3: it would be like he gets caught up into work
Speaker 3: and I'll be like, hey, you should just surprise her.
Speaker 3: We've been working a year straight through something sweet.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And he's always got really good ideas for gifts,
Speaker 7: which I am not good at giving.
Speaker 4: Sucks.
Speaker 7: I'm not that's very inspired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the worst gift giver.
Speaker 3: But we have an astrologist gift. We have a loa loack.
Speaker 3: We have an astrologist on this podcast next week. I
Speaker 3: think it'd be fun.
Speaker 1: I would love that.
Speaker 3: That'd be so fun to call in.
Speaker 4: And do it.
Speaker 1: A lot of people think that it's bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm one of them.
Speaker 1: It is so not bullshit. When you it is like
Speaker 1: the way your stars all.
Speaker 3: Our signs are very mismatched.
Speaker 2: We we are, literally, it says, the worst matched couple.
Speaker 2: And the only way that it will ever work is
Speaker 2: if you guys find a common passion within your work.
Speaker 1: That's what it says.
Speaker 4: I think we've defied the astrologists.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying that it's but I'm saying, when
Speaker 1: it comes down to.
Speaker 3: You, baby, let's get an astrologist on here next week
Speaker 3: for like a few minutes. Let's have her do readings
Speaker 3: for all of us. And and I think that would
Speaker 3: be a lot of fun. And you know what, we'll
Speaker 3: have her do just for our our audience and your fans.
Speaker 3: We should have her run down what the best mixed
Speaker 3: couples are. And we'll and and let's do this. Anybody
Speaker 3: who's listening to this podcast this week, call into the
Speaker 3: number and tell us.
Speaker 1: You and your hotel we haven't been doing.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do questions, actually need to questions next week.
Speaker 3: Okay, but hold on, let's have them call in, baby.
Speaker 3: Let's have them call in and tell us what their
Speaker 3: relationship signs are so we can have her do a
Speaker 3: reading for them.
Speaker 2: Okay, so next week, remember to call in. The podcast
Speaker 2: number will be stated at the end. Of this episode.
Speaker 1: Call in, tell us what you and your partner are
Speaker 1: and the astrologists will spill the teas. This be fun,
Speaker 1: It will be fun.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys so much for listening. We are coming
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: From Puerto Rico for the next six weeks. We love
Speaker 1: you and wish you were here. That baby, Oh.
Speaker 7: My god, while I and ramble this is well being
Speaker 7: amazing and walking my.
Speaker 3: Dog right now listening to your podcast from people don't
Speaker 3: Fio and I.
Speaker 1: It's so awesome because actually have a voicematline.
Speaker 3: Oh it's hilarious. I seriously love you, Lala. I just
Speaker 3: thought some of your.
Speaker 7: Lips, so I'm super excited to try on my new
Speaker 7: lips today.
Speaker 3: But again, I just wanted to give you guys heads
Speaker 3: up and let you guys know that you guys go fantastic.
Speaker 7: I seriously love you on the show Randall, You're hysterical
Speaker 7: and again I'm here.
Speaker 3: For you guys.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bye, Thank you so much, My loves.
Speaker 2: To everyone who has already called in to leave us messages,
Speaker 2: please keep them coming because we loved hearing from you.
Speaker 2: Call us anytime at eight sixty six La La pod.
Speaker 2: That is eight sixty six la la pod I mother
Speaker 2: ettingly love you,