WEBVTT - Guess Who's Moving Next Door

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the about four minutes after the hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend is marrying a big problem. We'll get

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<v Speaker 1>into that in just a few because right now it

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<v Speaker 1>is time for the nephew and the prank phone call

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<v Speaker 1>for today.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got for his new Listen?

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<v Speaker 3>Right here, sirly is called guess who's moving next door?

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<v Speaker 3>You know your neighbors, neighbor your neighbors, and also know

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<v Speaker 3>your property line.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you need to know that. Do you know where

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<v Speaker 2>your property line?

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<v Speaker 3>And that ain't right there where y'all cut the grass

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<v Speaker 3>and it's that that left line them. Just you make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you know your property line. June, you got to

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<v Speaker 3>new How know your property line?

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<v Speaker 2>Left side, right side back? It's not what he told me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be it. It's not. It might not be.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is? Hey, you got your survey, your survey they

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<v Speaker 2>call it. I got the survey. It called it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was in my paperwork. I saw the same and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a it's a nice little dotted line, ain't ain't it that?

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<v Speaker 2>It is direct?

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<v Speaker 3>It o't never match the property thought. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 3>turn it upside down, upside right you don't know which way,

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<v Speaker 3>but you got to know the property line.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess who's moving next door. Let's go catch out.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, I'm trying to reach uh mister is it Docan Dolan? Dolan? Dolan,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Dolan, Yes, sir, how you doing? My name is

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<v Speaker 4>uh Clifford Clipper.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Mister?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>You you you live at cheh out Drawn.

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<v Speaker 5>Why do you want to know that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Actually I'm at sixteen twenty three. I bought I

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<v Speaker 4>bought the h I actually bought the house that was

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<v Speaker 4>for sale next door to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, well congratulations, But how did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually the realtor told me that he had your number

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<v Speaker 4>because I said I wanted to reach out to the

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<v Speaker 4>neighbors next door. And he told me that mister Dolan

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<v Speaker 4>was actually the person next door and and uh he

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<v Speaker 4>didn't think you would mind me me actually getting the number.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, well, I'll talk with a real layer. But what

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<v Speaker 6>can I do for you, sir?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 4>I what I wanted to know is do you have

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<v Speaker 4>any problems like living next door to to to black people?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, what did you just ask me?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, like like you know, like I said, I

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<v Speaker 4>just bought the place next door, and I wanted to know,

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<v Speaker 4>do you have any problems, you know, living next door

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<v Speaker 4>with the black people?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? No, sir, I have no problem.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm assuming you're a black man, and I have no

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<v Speaker 6>problem with that. I judge people by their actions, not

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<v Speaker 6>their color.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, now do you do you do you have any

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<v Speaker 4>any black people experience?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've worked with, gone to school with, have several

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<v Speaker 6>friends of many different ethnicities.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh but what is it? What's this?

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<v Speaker 4>How is this relative? Well? You know, like I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be I'm gonna be living next to you,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm just making sure that you know, you and

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<v Speaker 4>I can coincide a, co exist, releve on the same

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<v Speaker 4>a block, and not really have a problem with one another.

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<v Speaker 4>Basics is what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, do you have a problem with white people?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, No, I don't have found white people. I'm cool.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, because we and you already have a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a problem already, you know when we do. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we have a problem.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I'm bothering me while on that work what's

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<v Speaker 5>your problem?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Well, my problem is this is that you know,

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<v Speaker 4>after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city

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<v Speaker 4>and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this

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<v Speaker 4>entire property. And when I look at it, you actually

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five close to thirty feet over the property.

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<v Speaker 5>Life Now you look at the wrong map.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, the fifth that separates my backyard from your backyard.

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<v Speaker 4>You are thirty feet over that. That's impossible.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, and I know what is.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you how I look at you got

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<v Speaker 4>a jacuzzie in your backyard right, see them even spye

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<v Speaker 4>on me. No, I haven't been spired on you, sir.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just telling you. Close it up, not far from

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<v Speaker 4>that friensh line. Don't Don't you have a jakouzie there?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>As a matter of fact, I do, yes, Okay, Now

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<v Speaker 4>the pools, the Poola's okay. But what if I if

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<v Speaker 4>I pushed that fence line back thirty it actually get

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<v Speaker 4>the property that I'm supposed to have.

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<v Speaker 5>I pretty much own. Yo yo yo yo jakouzi.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll have to dan see Okay, let.

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<v Speaker 5>Me tell you something. I've been in that house for

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<v Speaker 5>ten years.

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<v Speaker 6>We put that fence up when we moved in, and

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<v Speaker 6>it was based on the property line that.

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<v Speaker 5>Was that was the set when ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what you're looking at, but my fence

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<v Speaker 6>is not moving, My jacuzzi is not moving, and.

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<v Speaker 5>There's there's no changing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, let me, let.

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<v Speaker 5>Me, let me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad you just use your voice what you wanted

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<v Speaker 4>the boy not not not No, you hear you hear

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<v Speaker 4>a whole cliff it out. Let me tell you so. Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>Either we're gonna take the fence line and move it

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<v Speaker 4>where it's supposed to be. Oh, We're gonna put a

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<v Speaker 4>gate between I two yards and I'm go be able

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<v Speaker 4>to come and get in missus Kobe and pool or whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>I want them.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's let's let's.

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<v Speaker 5>Talk about this.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all, there's not gonna be a date, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>And as far as you just coming over and getting

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<v Speaker 6>in the jacuzzie at will, I got a real problem

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<v Speaker 6>with that.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, you've called me at work. I'm on the job and.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm having to listen to this on a future neighbor

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<v Speaker 6>who's making weird claims about.

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<v Speaker 4>How he owns part of my man, you bad. I

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<v Speaker 4>hold the zi.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, no, you did not pay for that jacuzzie. You

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<v Speaker 6>did not pay for that sense.

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<v Speaker 4>You just showed up making He called.

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<v Speaker 5>Me at work and and and and and then hand

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<v Speaker 5>me some story.

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<v Speaker 4>With no evidence.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll go down to the city hall and look at

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<v Speaker 6>those papers myself, because I don't start the word you're saying.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been there for ten years.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had ten other neighbors in that backyard. You'll cycle

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<v Speaker 6>through once a year, I swear, and I've never had

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<v Speaker 6>any problems with until you come along.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, I'll tell you what. Here's here's something you

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<v Speaker 4>need to understand. You got a new black neighbor, and

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<v Speaker 4>you got a new black neighbor that owns party owns

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<v Speaker 4>your jacuzie because you're over the fence line, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>And as soon as I move in, I'm coming and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting in my jacuzie, you will, man, You know

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<v Speaker 4>what I mean. No move into back I'm gonna use

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<v Speaker 4>a jacuzee on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>it on Tuesday, Thursday, on the weekend. That's it. Because Blasians,

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<v Speaker 4>damn jakouzie belongs to me. The zakuzi is a home

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<v Speaker 4>by a black man and a white man, and we

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get along. Lot alt Look.

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<v Speaker 6>Here, little listen, hear you two, You to dictate what

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<v Speaker 6>days I get to use my jacuzi.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's not you're coming over to mind. You're not

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<v Speaker 4>just your cry. It's our yakuzie because you you built that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the only thing that makes it yours. It being

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<v Speaker 4>on my part of the property that was making mind.

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<v Speaker 4>So therefore we're gonna shod this damn jacuzie and we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna try to.

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<v Speaker 6>Yakouzzi.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm passing.

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<v Speaker 5>You're across the fence.

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<v Speaker 6>I will be there on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be I'll be standing at my yakoozzie.

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<v Speaker 5>With a shotgun.

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<v Speaker 6>You take one step over to my property, my property line.

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<v Speaker 6>I swear if I could jump through this phone, I'd

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<v Speaker 6>ring your neck. You know it's gonna be in there

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<v Speaker 6>with me.

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<v Speaker 5>Who gonna be in there?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have cutting hell in the dawn. Jacuz Who

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<v Speaker 4>cutting Hell my coworker. But hey, man, this is nephew.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell me man, you your boy cutting Hell? Got meet

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<v Speaker 4>the plank phone? Call you this ah that go pay.

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<v Speaker 4>We got you man, We got you you running Hey.

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<v Speaker 4>I got one more thing to ask you, man, What

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<v Speaker 4>is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 4>in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Last the Steve Harvey's radiature.

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<v Speaker 2>Who that boy Tom is so stupid?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Who that boy Thomas stupid?

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<v Speaker 5>Who?

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't got no sin? Guess we'll move next, doough?

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<v Speaker 2>Guess who?

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<v Speaker 3>Come in to Greenville, South Carolina. I'm just sad tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the Nephew. Tickets on sale right now. I

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<v Speaker 3>will be at the Convention Center. Tickets on sale, that

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<v Speaker 3>is Nephew, Timmy and friends. And I can assure you

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<v Speaker 3>I got some stupid, ignorant friends.

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<v Speaker 2>They may not be as stupid as me, but who

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<v Speaker 2>they pretty damn close they printed dog on.

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<v Speaker 3>Come all right, Nephew, tell me in friends, Greenville, South Carolina.

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<v Speaker 2>There ain't not nobody that damn stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just South Carolina, not to be mixed up with

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<v Speaker 3>North Carolina. I will be in the South Greenville, South

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<v Speaker 3>Cairlina Saturday night. Baby the Nephew come to town. Come

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<v Speaker 3>check out your boy. All right, ya.

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<v Speaker 2>Ya right, Nephew, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next. Strawberry Letter and the subject for today's

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<v Speaker 1>Strawberry Letter is my best friend is marrying a big problem.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you got it.

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<v Speaker 1>My best friend is marrying a big problem. We will

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<v Speaker 1>get into that, Steve and I. Right after this, my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend is marrying a big problem. We'll find out

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<v Speaker 1>what it's all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show.