Speaker 1: Coming up at the about four minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
Speaker 1: my best friend is marrying a big problem. We'll get
Speaker 1: into that in just a few because right now it
Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call
Speaker 1: for today.
Speaker 2: What you got for his new Listen?
Speaker 3: Right here, sirly is called guess who's moving next door?
Speaker 3: You know your neighbors, neighbor your neighbors, and also know
Speaker 3: your property line.
Speaker 2: Okay, you need to know that. Do you know where
Speaker 2: your property line?
Speaker 3: And that ain't right there where y'all cut the grass
Speaker 3: and it's that that left line them. Just you make
Speaker 3: sure you know your property line. June, you got to
Speaker 3: new How know your property line?
Speaker 2: Left side, right side back? It's not what he told me.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be it. It's not. It might not be.
Speaker 2: Who is? Hey, you got your survey, your survey they
Speaker 2: call it. I got the survey. It called it. It
Speaker 2: was in my paperwork. I saw the same and it's
Speaker 2: a it's a nice little dotted line, ain't ain't it that?
Speaker 2: It is direct?
Speaker 3: It o't never match the property thought. Yeah, I can
Speaker 3: turn it upside down, upside right you don't know which way,
Speaker 3: but you got to know the property line.
Speaker 2: Guess who's moving next door. Let's go catch out.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach uh mister is it Docan Dolan? Dolan? Dolan,
Speaker 4: mister Dolan, Yes, sir, how you doing? My name is
Speaker 4: uh Clifford Clipper.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What can I do for you?
Speaker 5: Mister?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: You you you live at cheh out Drawn.
Speaker 5: Why do you want to know that?
Speaker 4: Well? Actually I'm at sixteen twenty three. I bought I
Speaker 4: bought the h I actually bought the house that was
Speaker 4: for sale next door to you.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, well congratulations, But how did you get my number?
Speaker 4: Actually the realtor told me that he had your number
Speaker 4: because I said I wanted to reach out to the
Speaker 4: neighbors next door. And he told me that mister Dolan
Speaker 4: was actually the person next door and and uh he
Speaker 4: didn't think you would mind me me actually getting the number.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I'll talk with a real layer. But what
Speaker 6: can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: I what I wanted to know is do you have
Speaker 4: any problems like living next door to to to black people?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what did you just ask me?
Speaker 4: I mean, like like you know, like I said, I
Speaker 4: just bought the place next door, and I wanted to know,
Speaker 4: do you have any problems, you know, living next door
Speaker 4: with the black people?
Speaker 5: Uh? No, sir, I have no problem.
Speaker 6: I'm assuming you're a black man, and I have no
Speaker 6: problem with that. I judge people by their actions, not
Speaker 6: their color.
Speaker 4: Okay, now do you do you do you have any
Speaker 4: any black people experience?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've worked with, gone to school with, have several
Speaker 6: friends of many different ethnicities.
Speaker 5: Uh but what is it? What's this?
Speaker 4: How is this relative? Well? You know, like I said,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be living next to you,
Speaker 4: and I'm just making sure that you know, you and
Speaker 4: I can coincide a, co exist, releve on the same
Speaker 4: a block, and not really have a problem with one another.
Speaker 4: Basics is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5: Well, do you have a problem with white people?
Speaker 4: No? No, No, I don't have found white people. I'm cool.
Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know,
Speaker 4: I mean, because we and you already have a bit
Speaker 4: of a problem already, you know when we do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we have a problem.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm bothering me while on that work what's
Speaker 5: your problem?
Speaker 4: Okay? Well, my problem is this is that you know,
Speaker 4: after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city
Speaker 4: and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this
Speaker 4: entire property. And when I look at it, you actually
Speaker 4: twenty five close to thirty feet over the property.
Speaker 5: Life Now you look at the wrong map.
Speaker 4: No, No, the fifth that separates my backyard from your backyard.
Speaker 4: You are thirty feet over that. That's impossible.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Listen, and I know what is.
Speaker 6: Let me.
Speaker 5: Let me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you how I look at you got
Speaker 4: a jacuzzie in your backyard right, see them even spye
Speaker 4: on me. No, I haven't been spired on you, sir.
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you. Close it up, not far from
Speaker 4: that friensh line. Don't Don't you have a jakouzie there?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I do, yes, Okay, Now
Speaker 4: the pools, the Poola's okay. But what if I if
Speaker 4: I pushed that fence line back thirty it actually get
Speaker 4: the property that I'm supposed to have.
Speaker 5: I pretty much own. Yo yo yo yo jakouzi.
Speaker 4: You'll have to dan see Okay, let.
Speaker 5: Me tell you something. I've been in that house for
Speaker 5: ten years.
Speaker 6: We put that fence up when we moved in, and
Speaker 6: it was based on the property line that.
Speaker 5: Was that was the set when ten years ago.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're looking at, but my fence
Speaker 6: is not moving, My jacuzzi is not moving, and.
Speaker 5: There's there's no changing that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let me, let.
Speaker 5: Me, let me.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you just use your voice what you wanted
Speaker 4: the boy not not not No, you hear you hear
Speaker 4: a whole cliff it out. Let me tell you so. Uh,
Speaker 4: Either we're gonna take the fence line and move it
Speaker 4: where it's supposed to be. Oh, We're gonna put a
Speaker 4: gate between I two yards and I'm go be able
Speaker 4: to come and get in missus Kobe and pool or whatever.
Speaker 5: I want them.
Speaker 4: All right, let's let's let's.
Speaker 5: Talk about this.
Speaker 6: First of all, there's not gonna be a date, okay.
Speaker 6: And as far as you just coming over and getting
Speaker 6: in the jacuzzie at will, I got a real problem
Speaker 6: with that.
Speaker 5: Uh, you've called me at work. I'm on the job and.
Speaker 6: I'm having to listen to this on a future neighbor
Speaker 6: who's making weird claims about.
Speaker 4: How he owns part of my man, you bad. I
Speaker 4: hold the zi.
Speaker 6: Well, no, you did not pay for that jacuzzie. You
Speaker 6: did not pay for that sense.
Speaker 4: You just showed up making He called.
Speaker 5: Me at work and and and and and then hand
Speaker 5: me some story.
Speaker 4: With no evidence.
Speaker 6: I'll go down to the city hall and look at
Speaker 6: those papers myself, because I don't start the word you're saying.
Speaker 5: I've been there for ten years.
Speaker 6: I've had ten other neighbors in that backyard. You'll cycle
Speaker 6: through once a year, I swear, and I've never had
Speaker 6: any problems with until you come along.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'll tell you what. Here's here's something you
Speaker 4: need to understand. You got a new black neighbor, and
Speaker 4: you got a new black neighbor that owns party owns
Speaker 4: your jacuzie because you're over the fence line, all right.
Speaker 4: And as soon as I move in, I'm coming and
Speaker 4: I'm getting in my jacuzie, you will, man, You know
Speaker 4: what I mean. No move into back I'm gonna use
Speaker 4: a jacuzee on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You gonna get
Speaker 4: it on Tuesday, Thursday, on the weekend. That's it. Because Blasians,
Speaker 4: damn jakouzie belongs to me. The zakuzi is a home
Speaker 4: by a black man and a white man, and we
Speaker 4: gonna get along. Lot alt Look.
Speaker 6: Here, little listen, hear you two, You to dictate what
Speaker 6: days I get to use my jacuzi.
Speaker 4: Because it's not you're coming over to mind. You're not
Speaker 4: just your cry. It's our yakuzie because you you built that.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing that makes it yours. It being
Speaker 4: on my part of the property that was making mind.
Speaker 4: So therefore we're gonna shod this damn jacuzie and we're
Speaker 4: gonna try to.
Speaker 6: Yakouzzi.
Speaker 4: I'm passing.
Speaker 5: You're across the fence.
Speaker 6: I will be there on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't
Speaker 6: gonna be I'll be standing at my yakoozzie.
Speaker 5: With a shotgun.
Speaker 6: You take one step over to my property, my property line.
Speaker 6: I swear if I could jump through this phone, I'd
Speaker 6: ring your neck. You know it's gonna be in there
Speaker 6: with me.
Speaker 5: Who gonna be in there?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have cutting hell in the dawn. Jacuz Who
Speaker 4: cutting Hell my coworker. But hey, man, this is nephew.
Speaker 4: Tell me man, you your boy cutting Hell? Got meet
Speaker 4: the plank phone? Call you this ah that go pay.
Speaker 4: We got you man, We got you you running Hey.
Speaker 4: I got one more thing to ask you, man, What
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Speaker 2: Who that boy Tom is so stupid?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who that boy Thomas stupid?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 2: You ain't got no sin? Guess we'll move next, doough?
Speaker 2: Guess who?
Speaker 3: Come in to Greenville, South Carolina. I'm just sad tonight.
Speaker 3: It is the Nephew. Tickets on sale right now. I
Speaker 3: will be at the Convention Center. Tickets on sale, that
Speaker 3: is Nephew, Timmy and friends. And I can assure you
Speaker 3: I got some stupid, ignorant friends.
Speaker 2: They may not be as stupid as me, but who
Speaker 2: they pretty damn close they printed dog on.
Speaker 3: Come all right, Nephew, tell me in friends, Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 2: There ain't not nobody that damn stupid.
Speaker 3: I'm just South Carolina, not to be mixed up with
Speaker 3: North Carolina. I will be in the South Greenville, South
Speaker 3: Cairlina Saturday night. Baby the Nephew come to town. Come
Speaker 3: check out your boy. All right, ya.
Speaker 2: Ya right, Nephew, thank you?
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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter is my best friend is marrying a big problem.
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Speaker 1: My best friend is marrying a big problem. We will
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