1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: Coming up at the about four minutes after the hour. 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: my best friend is marrying a big problem. We'll get 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,119 Speaker 1: into that in just a few because right now it 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: is time for the nephew and the prank phone call 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: for today. 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 2: What you got for his new Listen? 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 3: Right here, sirly is called guess who's moving next door? 9 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 3: You know your neighbors, neighbor your neighbors, and also know 10 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,480 Speaker 3: your property line. 11 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,559 Speaker 2: Okay, you need to know that. Do you know where 12 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 2: your property line? 13 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 3: And that ain't right there where y'all cut the grass 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 3: and it's that that left line them. Just you make 15 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 3: sure you know your property line. June, you got to 16 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 3: new How know your property line? 17 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 2: Left side, right side back? It's not what he told me. 18 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 2: It's gonna be it. It's not. It might not be. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 2: Who is? Hey, you got your survey, your survey they 20 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 2: call it. I got the survey. It called it. It 21 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 2: was in my paperwork. I saw the same and it's 22 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 2: a it's a nice little dotted line, ain't ain't it that? 23 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 2: It is direct? 24 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 3: It o't never match the property thought. Yeah, I can 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 3: turn it upside down, upside right you don't know which way, 26 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 3: but you got to know the property line. 27 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 2: Guess who's moving next door. Let's go catch out. 28 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach uh mister is it Docan Dolan? Dolan? Dolan, 29 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,120 Speaker 4: mister Dolan, Yes, sir, how you doing? My name is 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 4: uh Clifford Clipper. 31 00:01:31,319 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 5: Yeah. 32 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 4: What can I do for you? 33 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 5: Mister? 34 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 6: Uh? 35 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 4: You you you live at cheh out Drawn. 36 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 5: Why do you want to know that? 37 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 4: Well? Actually I'm at sixteen twenty three. I bought I 38 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 4: bought the h I actually bought the house that was 39 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 4: for sale next door to you. 40 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 6: Okay, well, well congratulations, But how did you get my number? 41 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 4: Actually the realtor told me that he had your number 42 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 4: because I said I wanted to reach out to the 43 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 4: neighbors next door. And he told me that mister Dolan 44 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 4: was actually the person next door and and uh he 45 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 4: didn't think you would mind me me actually getting the number. 46 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 6: Okay, well, I'll talk with a real layer. But what 47 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 6: can I do for you, sir? 48 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 4: What? 49 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 6: What? 50 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 5: What? 51 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 4: I what I wanted to know is do you have 52 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: any problems like living next door to to to black people? 53 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what did you just ask me? 54 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 4: I mean, like like you know, like I said, I 55 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 4: just bought the place next door, and I wanted to know, 56 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 4: do you have any problems, you know, living next door 57 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 4: with the black people? 58 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 5: Uh? No, sir, I have no problem. 59 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 6: I'm assuming you're a black man, and I have no 60 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 6: problem with that. I judge people by their actions, not 61 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 6: their color. 62 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 4: Okay, now do you do you do you have any 63 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 4: any black people experience? 64 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 5: Well? 65 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, I've worked with, gone to school with, have several 66 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 6: friends of many different ethnicities. 67 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 5: Uh but what is it? What's this? 68 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 4: How is this relative? Well? You know, like I said, 69 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 4: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be living next to you, 70 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 4: and I'm just making sure that you know, you and 71 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 4: I can coincide a, co exist, releve on the same 72 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 4: a block, and not really have a problem with one another. 73 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 4: Basics is what I'm trying to say. 74 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 5: Well, do you have a problem with white people? 75 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 4: No? No, No, I don't have found white people. I'm cool. 76 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 4: I'm just I'm just trying to make sure you know, 77 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 4: I mean, because we and you already have a bit 78 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:17,959 Speaker 4: of a problem already, you know when we do. Yeah, yeah, 79 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 4: we have a problem. 80 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 5: I mean I'm bothering me while on that work what's 81 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 5: your problem? 82 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 4: Okay? Well, my problem is this is that you know, 83 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 4: after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city 84 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 4: and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this 85 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,400 Speaker 4: entire property. And when I look at it, you actually 86 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 4: twenty five close to thirty feet over the property. 87 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 5: Life Now you look at the wrong map. 88 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 4: No, No, the fifth that separates my backyard from your backyard. 89 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 4: You are thirty feet over that. That's impossible. 90 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 5: You know. 91 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 4: Listen, and I know what is. 92 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 6: Let me. 93 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 5: Let me. 94 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you how I look at you got 95 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 4: a jacuzzie in your backyard right, see them even spye 96 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 4: on me. No, I haven't been spired on you, sir. 97 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 4: I'm just telling you. Close it up, not far from 98 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 4: that friensh line. Don't Don't you have a jakouzie there? 99 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 5: Well? 100 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,080 Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I do, yes, Okay, Now 101 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 4: the pools, the Poola's okay. But what if I if 102 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 4: I pushed that fence line back thirty it actually get 103 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 4: the property that I'm supposed to have. 104 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,280 Speaker 5: I pretty much own. Yo yo yo yo jakouzi. 105 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,239 Speaker 4: You'll have to dan see Okay, let. 106 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 5: Me tell you something. I've been in that house for 107 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 5: ten years. 108 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 6: We put that fence up when we moved in, and 109 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 6: it was based on the property line that. 110 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 5: Was that was the set when ten years ago. 111 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,799 Speaker 6: I don't know what you're looking at, but my fence 112 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 6: is not moving, My jacuzzi is not moving, and. 113 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 5: There's there's no changing that. 114 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 4: Okay, Well, let me, let. 115 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 5: Me, let me. 116 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 4: I'm glad you just use your voice what you wanted 117 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 4: the boy not not not No, you hear you hear 118 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 4: a whole cliff it out. Let me tell you so. Uh, 119 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 4: Either we're gonna take the fence line and move it 120 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 4: where it's supposed to be. Oh, We're gonna put a 121 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 4: gate between I two yards and I'm go be able 122 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 4: to come and get in missus Kobe and pool or whatever. 123 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 5: I want them. 124 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 4: All right, let's let's let's. 125 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 5: Talk about this. 126 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 6: First of all, there's not gonna be a date, okay. 127 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,599 Speaker 6: And as far as you just coming over and getting 128 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 6: in the jacuzzie at will, I got a real problem 129 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 6: with that. 130 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 5: Uh, you've called me at work. I'm on the job and. 131 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 6: I'm having to listen to this on a future neighbor 132 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 6: who's making weird claims about. 133 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 4: How he owns part of my man, you bad. I 134 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,040 Speaker 4: hold the zi. 135 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 6: Well, no, you did not pay for that jacuzzie. You 136 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 6: did not pay for that sense. 137 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 4: You just showed up making He called. 138 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 5: Me at work and and and and and then hand 139 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 5: me some story. 140 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 4: With no evidence. 141 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,240 Speaker 6: I'll go down to the city hall and look at 142 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 6: those papers myself, because I don't start the word you're saying. 143 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,239 Speaker 5: I've been there for ten years. 144 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 6: I've had ten other neighbors in that backyard. You'll cycle 145 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 6: through once a year, I swear, and I've never had 146 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 6: any problems with until you come along. 147 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'll tell you what. Here's here's something you 148 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 4: need to understand. You got a new black neighbor, and 149 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 4: you got a new black neighbor that owns party owns 150 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 4: your jacuzie because you're over the fence line, all right. 151 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,560 Speaker 4: And as soon as I move in, I'm coming and 152 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,160 Speaker 4: I'm getting in my jacuzie, you will, man, You know 153 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 4: what I mean. No move into back I'm gonna use 154 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 4: a jacuzee on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. You gonna get 155 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 4: it on Tuesday, Thursday, on the weekend. That's it. Because Blasians, 156 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 4: damn jakouzie belongs to me. The zakuzi is a home 157 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 4: by a black man and a white man, and we 158 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,280 Speaker 4: gonna get along. Lot alt Look. 159 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 6: Here, little listen, hear you two, You to dictate what 160 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 6: days I get to use my jacuzi. 161 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 4: Because it's not you're coming over to mind. You're not 162 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 4: just your cry. It's our yakuzie because you you built that. 163 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 4: That's the only thing that makes it yours. It being 164 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:55,960 Speaker 4: on my part of the property that was making mind. 165 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 4: So therefore we're gonna shod this damn jacuzie and we're 166 00:06:59,400 --> 00:06:59,919 Speaker 4: gonna try to. 167 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,080 Speaker 6: Yakouzzi. 168 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 4: I'm passing. 169 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 5: You're across the fence. 170 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 6: I will be there on Monday's Wednesdays and you ain't 171 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 6: gonna be I'll be standing at my yakoozzie. 172 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 5: With a shotgun. 173 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,240 Speaker 6: You take one step over to my property, my property line. 174 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 6: I swear if I could jump through this phone, I'd 175 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 6: ring your neck. You know it's gonna be in there 176 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 6: with me. 177 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:20,800 Speaker 5: Who gonna be in there? 178 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 4: I'm gonna have cutting hell in the dawn. Jacuz Who 179 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:31,560 Speaker 4: cutting Hell my coworker. But hey, man, this is nephew. 180 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 4: Tell me man, you your boy cutting Hell? Got meet 181 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 4: the plank phone? Call you this ah that go pay. 182 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 4: We got you man, We got you you running Hey. 183 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:47,640 Speaker 4: I got one more thing to ask you, man, What 184 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:51,119 Speaker 4: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 185 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 4: in the. 186 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 5: Last the Steve Harvey's radiature. 187 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 2: Who that boy Tom is so stupid? 188 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? 189 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 2: Who that boy Thomas stupid? 190 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 5: Who? 191 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 2: You ain't got no sin? Guess we'll move next, doough? 192 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 2: Guess who? 193 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 3: Come in to Greenville, South Carolina. I'm just sad tonight. 194 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:19,120 Speaker 3: It is the Nephew. Tickets on sale right now. I 195 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 3: will be at the Convention Center. Tickets on sale, that 196 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 3: is Nephew, Timmy and friends. And I can assure you 197 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 3: I got some stupid, ignorant friends. 198 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 2: They may not be as stupid as me, but who 199 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 2: they pretty damn close they printed dog on. 200 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:37,319 Speaker 3: Come all right, Nephew, tell me in friends, Greenville, South Carolina. 201 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 2: There ain't not nobody that damn stupid. 202 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 3: I'm just South Carolina, not to be mixed up with 203 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 3: North Carolina. I will be in the South Greenville, South 204 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,280 Speaker 3: Cairlina Saturday night. Baby the Nephew come to town. Come 205 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 3: check out your boy. All right, ya. 206 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 2: Ya right, Nephew, thank you? 207 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: Coming up next. Strawberry Letter and the subject for today's 208 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter is my best friend is marrying a big problem. 209 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 2: All right, you got it. 210 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:12,439 Speaker 1: My best friend is marrying a big problem. We will 211 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 1: get into that, Steve and I. Right after this, my 212 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,760 Speaker 1: best friend is marrying a big problem. We'll find out 213 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,440 Speaker 1: what it's all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy 214 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: Morning Show.