Speaker 1: Welcome to decisions Decisions.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should say decisions decisions.
Speaker 3: It sounded like you was talking to Kirsten.
Speaker 1: You definitely say to welcome, welcome to the new podcast.
Speaker 1: You want to say together the decisions decisions.
Speaker 2: Boy, it has been a hill of a week.
Speaker 1: Listen, we're recording this a little bit before today. If
Speaker 1: the Purge didn't happen today, y'all great for us.
Speaker 4: You know what I and I said it over on
Speaker 4: the on the Patreon. What if this doesn't even entr
Speaker 4: but what if we're not gonna do that?
Speaker 3: Don't do that?
Speaker 4: January twenty, I told you whenever the Purge happened, bitch's
Speaker 4: another country.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna beet let's predict where am I gonna be?
Speaker 1: I do want to be somewhere where I could probably
Speaker 1: get fucked because I need to.
Speaker 2: Give little Jamaican Ralph.
Speaker 4: I don't bro my daddy Jamaican. I don't really be
Speaker 4: wanting Jamaican dick like that. It's too aggressive. They don't understand.
Speaker 3: No croixa talk with that.
Speaker 5: The other day what we were talking about, because y'all
Speaker 5: was talking about fucking Western Islanders or some show like that.
Speaker 2: You know what we're not doing.
Speaker 1: What is someone from I got?
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 4: I got to spend the New Year's there, so I
Speaker 4: know I didn't ask them. But yeah, No, for the purge,
Speaker 4: where would I want to go? I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: Tokyo That's that's the place I want to go.
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna hold.
Speaker 4: You if I am at the at the end of God,
Speaker 4: damn humanity, the damn skippy.
Speaker 2: I want some sushi.
Speaker 3: I want to They're gonna make you to sushi. Don't
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 4: They not know the purge is only happening in the
Speaker 4: noted states of a man.
Speaker 2: Oh my, what that's the problem.
Speaker 3: No, that's not problem matter.
Speaker 1: You've never been to a Roman restaurant.
Speaker 4: That's okay. And now we're going to that one Asian girl.
Speaker 4: You could have got some ship out of this.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 4: She was Filipino. Well I didn't know. Damn AnyWho. I
Speaker 4: guess we'll start with a quick catch up. Damn not
Speaker 4: to damn for the mood.
Speaker 1: But basically I am dealing with like how to be
Speaker 1: like the support system for friends dealing with infertility.
Speaker 2: And it's a problem because I'm like, man, fuck them kids,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean, and I'm just like, who cares, You're
Speaker 4: not gonna have a baby ever, Like, I'm really battling
Speaker 4: with my own views on motherhood with also being empathetic
Speaker 4: to women who would like to be mothers and who
Speaker 4: would like to carry and they're having the difficulty either conceiving, caring,
Speaker 4: or the doctors are like, bitch, I don't know if
Speaker 4: this is gonna be possible for you, And so here
Speaker 4: I am like, you know, it's not the worst thing
Speaker 4: that can happen, but to them, of course, for a
Speaker 4: lot of women, motherhood is kind of ingrained in us.
Speaker 4: And so I think right now dealing with me just
Speaker 4: wanting all my friends to live and being like that's
Speaker 4: not the worst thing. I'm like really dealing with the
Speaker 4: empathy around women wanting to be moms.
Speaker 1: Well, but not like I was gonna ask you about
Speaker 1: how you feel about children the other day because we
Speaker 1: were talking about how, you know, evolving from horrible to
Speaker 1: decisions decisions, and all the baby jokes at me, and
Speaker 1: Rihanna said something to me like, wouldn't be crazy for
Speaker 1: you and Maandy did at the same time for my baby.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, pregnancy so I can't do with each other with
Speaker 2: regular horribles.
Speaker 1: Pregnancy hormones fits the shows on you know I'm any
Speaker 1: more and yeah, no, so she goes I said she
Speaker 1: don't want kids. She's like, well, oh, I was like.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, she's not really like
Speaker 1: a kids person.
Speaker 4: She was like, yeah, she is, no, But I'm not like, no,
Speaker 4: why would she say that she ain't been around me
Speaker 4: with kids or no.
Speaker 1: But I think it's when we consider someone to be
Speaker 1: like a happy person or something like that. When someone
Speaker 1: says they don't like kids, I have an image of
Speaker 1: them and it's not necessarily so when she said it,
Speaker 1: I understood why.
Speaker 2: She was like, no, Mandy doesn't like.
Speaker 1: I don't even think attracted you really, So now I
Speaker 1: was gonna ask you, do you really not enjoy the
Speaker 1: company of a baby, the innocent of the company of
Speaker 1: Do you.
Speaker 3: Enjoy the company of a baby?
Speaker 5: Joy?
Speaker 3: The company of a bent? I love my nephew, hate
Speaker 3: his company.
Speaker 1: I absolutely enjoy being around kids.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie any kid. No, bro, they stay, Oh,
Speaker 2: there could be terrible kids, but like they.
Speaker 4: Think, they don't even talk back when I see and
Speaker 4: I see babies.
Speaker 1: You walk like, oh wow, hold on, Danny, you're single.
Speaker 1: We don't have to bring up the divorce. Damn. Wow,
Speaker 1: this isn't for facts sake, joke. Danny's on for fact sake,
Speaker 1: and that's a safe space to make fun of him
Speaker 1: being divorced with no dog and wife.
Speaker 3: Damn, I want kids.
Speaker 6: I'm thirty two now, whatever I got by, like thirty seven,
Speaker 6: I'm done after that.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get a baseect to me?
Speaker 5: Na?
Speaker 2: See, this is the fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: If you get of a sect to me, I mean everybody.
Speaker 2: Do you want kids?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But he said after thirty seven, that's it? But why
Speaker 4: would you not get a aseex to me? If you
Speaker 4: no longer would want kids?
Speaker 6: If I was in their committed relationship, sure I'd get one. Sure,
Speaker 6: I'm not like totally again.
Speaker 1: Set it in like a car. Sure, I guess I
Speaker 1: guess she wants one. I guess I'll give it to
Speaker 1: its problem.
Speaker 4: No if you if men don't want kids, but wait,
Speaker 4: he does want kids? No, but he said after thirty seven.
Speaker 4: So I'm saying, if you are a man who is like,
Speaker 4: I'm done, I don't really want no more. I don't
Speaker 4: understand why there's not more support groups supporting the efforts
Speaker 4: of aasectomy. I need that to like because that conversation,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Because then we're dealing with
Speaker 4: seeing all the men on the internet and all these
Speaker 4: other things that are like I want the kid, I
Speaker 4: told you not to have it.
Speaker 2: Well, baby, do you see who's in the office. We
Speaker 2: might not even be able.
Speaker 3: To abort it. Right.
Speaker 6: So it's also like not a hard and fast it's
Speaker 6: just like a rough Estimately I can start.
Speaker 7: Looking at it.
Speaker 4: But I started looking at what countries give the best abortions,
Speaker 4: and if I can't get it here, and now I
Speaker 4: gotta travel.
Speaker 2: I got the money, little ticket. I just started looking.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know who's like where you know,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go to my home lane, but I know.
Speaker 1: Like the other, like the other, the beach for a
Speaker 1: few days, and then when it happened, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just other countries definitely do abortions.
Speaker 4: But I want to go to the place like that's
Speaker 4: the most like the most safe, like I don't want to.
Speaker 2: You know what, let me look up right now, the
Speaker 2: safest because I.
Speaker 3: Want to give this information. I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 3: how to type abortion country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's the best country for abortions? Come on, ladies,
Speaker 4: Sweden of course, of course. Oh and I see here
Speaker 4: since twenty twenty. Oh bitch, I like this Ireland, they say,
Speaker 4: Argentina and Thailand.
Speaker 5: No, I think those are just the highest rates. Whoa, whoa,
Speaker 5: So that's my thing.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's what I saw, Hi, girls, I saw.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's very jas funny of you.
Speaker 1: Let's go which country has the best abortion laws? Argentina
Speaker 1: and Thailand right under there has the highest abortion rate?
Speaker 3: Greenland, Bennam, Madagascar.
Speaker 2: Greenland's damn near Sweden. That means the safest. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: So that's why I said, I still have to do
Speaker 3: some goddamn research.
Speaker 1: But abortions are really like generally safe, so they're not
Speaker 1: something that like.
Speaker 4: No, there's actually a lot of countries with very restrict
Speaker 4: abortion laws, which is that's the thing.
Speaker 2: So you want to look at like laws that are.
Speaker 4: Pro abortion, then you have to look at the medical
Speaker 4: care system of that country or save abortions. But then
Speaker 4: like there's restriction to abortions, which is what we're witnessing
Speaker 4: right Like first off, the six week band bullshit baby,
Speaker 4: they tell you even if you're only four weeks to
Speaker 4: six weeks, Like they don't really know the exact date.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, they're not even missing in four weeks,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You know, we give hope
Speaker 1: on the fifth week. Like, no, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I told y'all.
Speaker 4: Like when I went in and had my abortion at
Speaker 4: sixteen years old, I knew the exactly I said, bitch.
Speaker 4: I knew it happened on mother fourth of July, right
Speaker 4: before I came back to Atlanta, And I literally knew
Speaker 4: the exact date. I knew who it was, I knew
Speaker 4: when it happened. And then bitch started to tell me
Speaker 4: I was six weeks. I said, I didn't have sex
Speaker 4: two weeks before I had sex.
Speaker 2: This date.
Speaker 4: They would not tell. They would not let me tell
Speaker 4: them my date of conception. And I was like, bitch,
Speaker 4: I was there, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I's it was literally wait till this book
Speaker 1: comes out so I could talk more about a certain
Speaker 1: thing that happened in my life.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, it's crazy, it's crazy. What's been up
Speaker 2: with you though?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm gonna be I've been filming sex cells
Speaker 1: We're heading to Vegas in a few days.
Speaker 2: What else Christmas, Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Hanaka, all the things happened honestly this
Speaker 1: year twenty twenty five. I'm coming, you know, working on
Speaker 1: a new business and kind of putting my footing more
Speaker 1: in New York. Like there was even a moment recently
Speaker 1: where I was like, should I just moved on here
Speaker 1: as to New York? But then I just did this,
Speaker 1: Like it's harder in New York too, I know, but
Speaker 1: I was getting around. I just moved them to La
Speaker 1: it's so warm, like but then I even think like
Speaker 1: there's this thing that I kind of enjoyed. It's like
Speaker 1: a getaway when I come here, like I get to
Speaker 1: be with family, I get to work, and then it's like,
Speaker 1: all right, many And.
Speaker 2: What if I had jewel every day? What would you
Speaker 2: be asking me every day? Girl?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: She asked me on the way to Horrible what I
Speaker 1: literally said her after a horrible decision that I'm thirty
Speaker 1: it was twelve twenty Can you run me to CBS? Mom?
Speaker 1: I let you know, I have horrible I know, one thirty,
Speaker 1: it's not it's twelve thirty.
Speaker 2: I love that New York can now be my vacation,
Speaker 2: like my where.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at reservations, I'm looking at restaurants like and
Speaker 4: it's not by coastal because it's only an hour and
Speaker 4: forty five minute flight, But I love that, you know,
Speaker 4: I can look at New York as like a getaway place.
Speaker 4: I am still looking for a boo in New York
Speaker 4: because I don't want to pay for like hotels every
Speaker 4: single time. So I don't know if that's using or
Speaker 4: if that call does.
Speaker 1: That make me a homosexual? A what that I'm looking
Speaker 1: to like data nigga in New York?
Speaker 3: Just of it? Oh yeah, pay for hotels?
Speaker 1: Want to want some tea? My homewo was just fucking
Speaker 1: homeless girl. No you she's like spilling your friends tea, y'all.
Speaker 1: If you friends will be the your story's gonna be told?
Speaker 1: Would I ask? I'll be like, let me tell you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he lives in a major city in the country.
Speaker 1: Let's just say a New York, a Miami, in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Lanta, Vegas.
Speaker 1: So basically he was meeting with this girl who was
Speaker 1: coming down, uh to the city that he lives in
Speaker 1: to strip Okay, definitely Houston, and so.
Speaker 3: I was crazy.
Speaker 1: Honestly, people don't know I'm friends with this ning like that.
Speaker 1: But he hit me because he was like, bro, this
Speaker 1: shit is so crazy. How do I approach her with it?
Speaker 1: A lot of my male friends call me with I'm
Speaker 1: sure that happens to you. Just being on this podcast,
Speaker 1: so many questions for relationship sex. So when she flies
Speaker 1: in flies in, I just did quotation marks. She stays
Speaker 1: with him for a few days and they really enjoy
Speaker 1: each other, and he's like, at first, I thought maybe
Speaker 1: this girl sells pussy because she's so bad, like how
Speaker 1: she making all his bread and just fly around.
Speaker 2: He is out one night and sees her, so he
Speaker 2: just just oh wait.
Speaker 4: He didn't know that she was coming to dance, right,
Speaker 4: so he said, you know, I don't want to fuck
Speaker 4: where you thought. She wasn't night, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, he saw her outside of when she flew in.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, sorry to random. He said, it wasn't even
Speaker 1: like a bar. It was like a restaurant where people drink.
Speaker 1: She was alone. He was like, hey, like, you hit me,
Speaker 1: and so he's like, it's cool. I want you to
Speaker 1: feel like you owe me your time when you here.
Speaker 1: She's like, I appreciate that he goes home. She calls him.
Speaker 1: She's like, I actually live here, but I don't really
Speaker 1: have a place to say. So there's a few days
Speaker 1: out of the week where I've been staying with you,
Speaker 1: and I say, I fly in and the other time
Speaker 1: I'm kind of couch sory thing.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, I click on her Instagram because I
Speaker 1: had to see what this bitch looks like. And one
Speaker 1: thing I will say that really killed me is like
Speaker 1: the captions of the photos. Everything was a flex and
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, dude, you going through this hard
Speaker 1: ass time of your life.
Speaker 2: She's still beautiful.
Speaker 1: Sure it don't mean you can't post your work or
Speaker 1: doing whatever living life. I'm sure you already had these
Speaker 1: nice clothes. It's not like but it's just the whole
Speaker 1: like getting it how I live, Like y'all better keep up.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like really confused a BYuT how this works.
Speaker 1: So basically, I guess whatever time she must be spending
Speaker 1: at his house is probably when the other spots are unavailable.
Speaker 1: And so he was like, so we're laughing on the
Speaker 1: oh because he's just like, yo, I just feel so dumb.
Speaker 1: It's been like two months of this. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I know that sucks. He's like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm like, low key invested. I was thinking about meting
Speaker 1: one of her kids and where where the kid at
Speaker 1: with their father in another city.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's like in transition right now. But
Speaker 2: this the ship to gag.
Speaker 1: She's been in a transition for two months minimums jesus.
Speaker 2: I'm like, she's no money, she's making no money.
Speaker 1: She dripping, is going in the club and seeing is
Speaker 1: the two step three?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it?
Speaker 2: And yeah, I was shocked.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, now you know, she really ain't selling
Speaker 1: puss because she would have been had an apartment, but she.
Speaker 3: Was selling pussy.
Speaker 1: She got that right back. Well, no, maybe she sells
Speaker 1: pussy the other night. That's why she has somewhere to say.
Speaker 1: It still takes a lot of time to make money.
Speaker 4: Plussy too. The pussy rates alow. Now, hey, they say
Speaker 4: about a half hour.
Speaker 1: They're in between this thing of So when she goes
Speaker 1: to the other city and she's with her children, she's
Speaker 1: not lying, she says, she's he's face timed her with
Speaker 1: her kid, like she's got to meet them. So he's like,
Speaker 1: she's not really lying to me, though, is she. I'm like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's lying, but I understand the shame around the lie.
Speaker 1: So now he's like, do I just stick with him?
Speaker 6: Nah?
Speaker 4: No, No, what you just said problematic as fucked. We
Speaker 4: cannot be out here saying.
Speaker 2: We understand the shame of lies.
Speaker 1: We cannot I understand someone not telling you that they
Speaker 1: don't have a home. I do not like she had
Speaker 1: a husband, is like, that's kind of embarrassing, and it's
Speaker 1: also so vulnerable, and it's like someone's gonna judge you.
Speaker 2: Who knows you's gonna be judged?
Speaker 1: Bro, Let me tell you this, the shame of I
Speaker 1: have co signed more than I am proud to which
Speaker 1: I know everybody says you should never do this. I
Speaker 1: definitely have my name on a few friends apartments that
Speaker 1: I feel like, how you know, like it is what
Speaker 1: it is. Life is hard. So yeah, now he's in
Speaker 1: between the thing of like do I stick with her?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 2: And literally it's been dating to homeless person.
Speaker 4: I mean, I mean he's enjoying himself, right, yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean to me though, a lot of men realistically don't
Speaker 4: give a fuck with a bitch guy.
Speaker 1: She can have a penthouse or live with ten roommates.
Speaker 1: Niggas do not care. But anyway, I brought that up.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like what you want to do in
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 4: You know it, ain't you got up? I say, no, Okay,
Speaker 4: let's get into our hypothetical again. Y'all if you had
Speaker 4: to fuck for the apartment, well, I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 4: I don't mind second little dick to have a place
Speaker 4: to stay while I come up how many days?
Speaker 3: That's only if I stay more than how many digs?
Speaker 3: Whoa just one day?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I just said I want.
Speaker 1: To boot and you're in a hypothetical portion. He didn't
Speaker 1: know what to ask me to do. Yeah, I just thought, okay,
Speaker 1: now you're we're getting a little extreme.
Speaker 2: I have the Ariatt discount.
Speaker 1: I can no, I ain't gonna hold you. I will
Speaker 1: stay by at the airport. If I have the airport
Speaker 1: discounts me hidden. Maybe when you want to come to
Speaker 1: the city, it'd be like.
Speaker 3: Honey, that was a night we talked about.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: That'sk now that them New York prices is crazy. Let
Speaker 4: me tell you how I know about this.
Speaker 1: So I've lived in the same spot for four years
Speaker 1: Danny stayed there. If you don't live in New York
Speaker 1: and we know each other by proxy, you probably staying right.
Speaker 1: Like my man was like, bro, the door just be open.
Speaker 1: I don't like this, but I'll be making brand on
Speaker 1: the shit, like low key. Like the most I've charged
Speaker 1: for my spot, not even kidding, was five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: for the month, and that's more than my Oh. I've
Speaker 1: just like really like that second bedroom behad. But I
Speaker 1: had a friend called me once at midnight and she
Speaker 1: was like, I would never do this. I know we
Speaker 1: ain't talking to many girl. I'm like, what's going on
Speaker 1: you okay? She's like Marianna hitting Bruh Hilton name day
Speaker 1: my first shoar, Like this shit is like hundred dollars, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give you a few hundred. I'm like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm never getting rid of a two bedrooms. This is
Speaker 1: how I stay alive.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna heared you body be fucking up me.
Speaker 4: I can't even charge nobody because you may have to
Speaker 4: leave with band aids and alcohol swabs cause that nobody
Speaker 4: scratched your ass stuff. I'd be like, my bad, I'm sorry, listen,
Speaker 4: and I don't even charge you. Mich sron Is to
Speaker 4: stay at my house before I'm like sure, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna be like there's a cat. You gotta deal with
Speaker 4: body and body, even though you don't pay no goddamn rent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, motherfucker. He the man of the house.
Speaker 1: So I don't charge for forty eight seventy two. I
Speaker 1: ain't hug you, Danny Wright, forty is only above three days. No,
Speaker 1: like people got above three days. If you try to
Speaker 1: stay sing, oh yeah, n I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm a.
Speaker 4: Little But Danny owes me a favor now, so that's
Speaker 4: a good I'm not even telling nobody my new spot
Speaker 4: got two bits. Oh yeah, it's a closet.
Speaker 1: You already. You're too late, baby. All you know, all
Speaker 1: you've been talking about.
Speaker 3: Is told thousands of people.
Speaker 2: It's about it's so big. It's so big for it's
Speaker 2: so big for me these hips.
Speaker 3: I need a room, God damn it.
Speaker 2: But if you have two floors, I don't know a fuck.
Speaker 2: You can't get a corner, bitch here, you're down the street.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be so excited to have people come visit.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I got shout out to Berry. I got my little
Speaker 4: dick charcooterie board just for me. It's gonna have my cheeses,
Speaker 4: my meat, just for me and me.
Speaker 2: She's a meat bitch.
Speaker 4: I found this hypothetical, and of course it made me
Speaker 4: think of how much we consider looks. And so you
Speaker 4: find that I was making it un a bitch, I'll
Speaker 4: find I made superhero. I go on the reddit thread.
Speaker 4: I mean sometimes I think hypothetical, but I be on Reddit. Oh,
Speaker 4: and people's minds were different out here. Reddit's good, it's good.
Speaker 4: So here's one and I want both of y'all to answer.
Speaker 4: So you're stuck on a deserted island and you come
Speaker 4: across and meet a mermaid or mermaid?
Speaker 3: Okay, would you rather mind you?
Speaker 4: You're deserted here, this is where you're at for a while.
Speaker 4: It's only you, but you come across this sea serpent.
Speaker 4: Would you rather the mermaid be top half fish or
Speaker 4: bottom half fish?
Speaker 2: Bottom?
Speaker 4: Top bottom half top wait top bottom, The bottom is human,
Speaker 4: the bottom is human.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, if I got a fuck it right. So
Speaker 2: that's where I wanted to have this conversation.
Speaker 5: I want so you would fuck a fish if it
Speaker 5: got a pussy, it got a pussy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know what a pussy feel like. I don't
Speaker 3: know what I'm not going.
Speaker 1: So the fact I'm notagine sucking a fish and it's
Speaker 1: still smells like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: No but no, no, no, but what what?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: So here's where I have the problem with. So I
Speaker 4: was thinking about this long, long and hard, right, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, shut up. I was because, first off, fucking
Speaker 4: a fish is crazy. The idea of fucking you're looking
Speaker 4: at a fish even though you're fucking vagina, even though
Speaker 4: you're sucking a dick. So to me, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: I could have him eat me out, I could have
Speaker 4: him finger me and then we could talk. This is
Speaker 4: where I'm really getting to my mind.
Speaker 1: Shelfish Tum.
Speaker 3: Followed the font here.
Speaker 4: Okay, well wait, would you guys not if you're deserted,
Speaker 4: actually be happy that you could have a conversation with
Speaker 4: somebody because you can't talk to me.
Speaker 2: Your face is crazy. You don't want conversation with someone.
Speaker 5: How long am I deserted? You're deserted, bitch, ever, I'm
Speaker 5: dying there. Oh, I get what you're Oh, you want
Speaker 5: me to have compassion with the fish.
Speaker 1: If you're on a certain deserted island, you just want
Speaker 1: to pussy there, or a face to talk to you.
Speaker 3: Because I guess you could sit on that.
Speaker 2: You can sit on the face.
Speaker 1: Okay, I kind of missed the desert island thing. I
Speaker 1: thought it was like, one night, you're on an island.
Speaker 3: What do you do? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, island.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was stranded, like fucking old boy that had
Speaker 4: the the what was the Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2: With the goddamn So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Say he didn't have the volleyball, but you see how
Speaker 4: important it was for him to talk.
Speaker 5: To Okay, in that light, Yes, I would have human top,
Speaker 5: human top, like I'd rather human top.
Speaker 2: The fact that both of y'all were willing to just
Speaker 2: fuck fish is crazy, But I thought that was the hypothetical.
Speaker 2: Like I thought it was some kookie thing.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be like you were about to have fish stick.
Speaker 1: No. I just wasn't gonna have sex. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna have oral sex, fingering and conversation. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: imagine if you funk that, you can call it a fish.
Speaker 2: Thick I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't want to fish it like fish stick? Do
Speaker 3: you like fish stick?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 4: It's crazy if we really want to talk to the people,
Speaker 4: if you are over the age of nineteen, that's what
Speaker 4: I'm giving.
Speaker 2: And you eat fish sticks or chicken tenders? Who what's
Speaker 2: wrong with watching bro or chicken? How old are you?
Speaker 2: My nigga?
Speaker 4: Do not order no fish sticks or chicken tens. That's
Speaker 4: the restaurant period. Well at the piece of damn.
Speaker 2: So better not go a nigga house, open a freezer
Speaker 2: and I see fucking.
Speaker 3: Fish you know how.
Speaker 2: I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Me and my man were out somewhere where there's like
Speaker 1: three options left, you know, when it's like a late
Speaker 1: night venu.
Speaker 3: Don't give a fun don't kill no.
Speaker 1: It's like so it's like three am we ate chicken tenders?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: He's like, yo, this is someone becoming.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yo, I don't know to laugh.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gone a chicken there.
Speaker 4: If there's three out of the gallop in you and
Speaker 4: there's three out of of the menu and one is
Speaker 4: a chicken tender, best believe there's a there's a French
Speaker 4: do not order no goddamn tenders or no fish sticks
Speaker 4: with your grown age nuggets is even worse.
Speaker 2: Baby, those are for children.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenny, what's the meal you could take one of
Speaker 1: these lovely ladies since you're divorced.
Speaker 2: That's crazy on a date and where could she eat them?
Speaker 7: Make you be like, bitch, chicken fish sticks is crazy?
Speaker 7: It's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Okay. If you took a girl to a nice spot
Speaker 1: and she ordered pizza, would be like, well, yeah.
Speaker 2: There's pizza on the menu.
Speaker 4: It's probably a wood oven if it's if you're at
Speaker 4: a nice restaurant that fucking pershudo ands and like fancasoms.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But is there like anemo?
Speaker 7: What's it like the chicken alfredo or something like that.
Speaker 3: Basic that's hilarious. I love that chicken. That's I'm a nigga.
Speaker 6: But if you go to apasta spot and let me
Speaker 6: get the chicken afraid of that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: It's like ordering shripp.
Speaker 2: I just said that on Instagram Live.
Speaker 3: Don't you dare.
Speaker 4: Nigglets be with me at a Japanese restaurant and you
Speaker 4: order a motherfucking ships and poora or a motherfucker.
Speaker 2: California roll.
Speaker 3: That's it, that's being done.
Speaker 2: California rolls like you're gonna order the invitation. Bro, what
Speaker 2: are we talking about? I don't do crab with a cat.
Speaker 1: But also the fact that you want your ship fry
Speaker 1: hard deep fried.
Speaker 3: What if people don't like raw fish, let's not eat here.
Speaker 6: We shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say you know how to give
Speaker 1: so let me, But basically I took him to his
Speaker 1: knights on a passe. We do this thing. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is like a little horror derrive, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: throw back the decision like horrible decisions.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: He had this idea that each month we plan a
Speaker 1: date completely, not like going to dinner and ship, but
Speaker 1: like a really intentional night. So we did this little
Speaker 1: Asian knight thing, not like the girl you dated.
Speaker 2: In real Japanese. She was a Filipino, a real Japanese night.
Speaker 1: So I took it on Ma cassea And it's so
Speaker 1: crazy because the more high end on my casa is
Speaker 1: fish maybe three hundred dollars person, the more fucking disgusting
Speaker 1: the food looks.
Speaker 3: You're thinking, my nigga eats suya.
Speaker 1: If you don't know that, like the they're well done
Speaker 1: steak for you know, African food, like, but he eats
Speaker 1: sushi with me. They bringing out the salmon road and
Speaker 1: I just wait.
Speaker 2: Shit, that was moving.
Speaker 1: They had a fish like that moved and I just
Speaker 1: remember he was like, oh yeah, I feel like sugar
Speaker 1: fish is better than this, so like sugar dude, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like I was like okay, and
Speaker 1: then like tuna belly but this part is the tuna
Speaker 1: and he's just like, but it's crazy because literally I'm like,
Speaker 1: but you fishhead like Caribbean people do too, but there
Speaker 1: is something about fish when it's wrong and you're just
Speaker 1: looking at it and it's slimy and you're like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Get fuck if you don't like is discussed, if you
Speaker 2: don't like raw fish.
Speaker 3: Being going out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hypocrite as nigga, like how you
Speaker 1: don't like raw fish but you eat couci.
Speaker 4: You know what else will piss me off to? And
Speaker 4: I'm in Atlanta now, so you know niggas go to
Speaker 4: the strip club. It's the wings that don't order your
Speaker 4: wings fried hard and then ask for extra wet that
Speaker 4: don't make no goddamn sense, niggas be like an extra wet,
Speaker 4: motherfucking lemon pepper.
Speaker 2: But you want it fried hard. Now it's about to
Speaker 2: make it make sense.
Speaker 1: I need you to know what make it fried hard? Hold,
Speaker 1: I really want to see what is oonie?
Speaker 3: Like what? It's sea urchin.
Speaker 4: It's the sea urch kind of like the muscle is
Speaker 4: the inside of the shell. That's heart at the bottom
Speaker 4: of it. You don't like, we don't know the gonads,
Speaker 4: That's what I mean, because it's not just the sea urchin.
Speaker 3: It's a handful.
Speaker 1: It's the inside, including the reproductive ordin that has the
Speaker 1: eggs in it.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've had words, right you didn't that?
Speaker 1: No, any way, you're outline.
Speaker 2: Let's go keep wow wow.
Speaker 4: Anyways, glad to know that y'all would fuck fish and
Speaker 4: don't care about conversations.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm talking to you. Okay.
Speaker 1: So for this one, I really like this because I
Speaker 1: constantly blame Neo and also a little Boosy for this
Speaker 1: movement that happened around twenty two thousand and seven to
Speaker 1: like twenty ten, so our primitive years.
Speaker 2: Especially as millennial women leaving the nests.
Speaker 4: Of high school and going into adulthood, and so I
Speaker 4: want to play this clip for us to dissect here.
Speaker 2: So here we go.
Speaker 8: I want to dismantle this thought that it's too late, yes,
Speaker 8: because I think that I'm a millennial, and like millennial
Speaker 8: women would really set up for the okido because they
Speaker 8: told us from when we were little, don't depend on anybody,
Speaker 8: make sure you get your own, always be independent, go
Speaker 8: to college, get an education, don't have a bit butcher,
Speaker 8: don't put don't put a man before your like we
Speaker 8: were ham. The messaging was go to college, have something
Speaker 8: that you can stand on, and then think about.
Speaker 1: A man and a baby.
Speaker 8: And a lot of us did that. And what that
Speaker 8: did was it made us older entering motherhood or age,
Speaker 8: you know, like we started thinking about it making a
Speaker 8: family later. And then I feel like we just got
Speaker 8: shamed on the back end and we were like, wait
Speaker 8: a minute, But I thought this is what we were.
Speaker 3: To shout out.
Speaker 1: That was from the love Seat podcast and I saw
Speaker 1: this and clearly I opened the episode with a lot
Speaker 1: of my friends dealing with infertility, but this was definitely
Speaker 1: and maybe it was more encouraged because I grew up
Speaker 1: in a single parent household.
Speaker 2: But yeah, as.
Speaker 4: Soon as I got out, I literally, even in my twenties,
Speaker 4: felt like I couldn't be a wife or wasn't girlfriend
Speaker 4: even material because my shit wasn't together.
Speaker 2: I think missing depended. That's why I love her.
Speaker 4: Like we didn't I in d e PTE all the
Speaker 4: shit that we was in the club, like ah, we
Speaker 4: got a little. No, it fucked up our mind to
Speaker 4: really thinking that as women. And maybe it was like
Speaker 4: this movement of liberation. Maybe it was growing up in
Speaker 4: a lot of our single parent households. But I do
Speaker 4: feel like if I could go back to my younger self,
Speaker 4: I would say that niggas don't give a fuck how
Speaker 4: much money, it doesn't matter, like what and again, what's
Speaker 4: your apartment?
Speaker 1: I think you're speaking around rich No no, no.
Speaker 4: I mean, well, right now there's the cohabitating of us
Speaker 4: going into both splitting bills. But then no, if we
Speaker 4: lean into that narrative, right, I think there's still a
Speaker 4: lot of men that want to be providers, that don't
Speaker 4: want to make less than a woman that they do.
Speaker 2: They want to be providers.
Speaker 1: But like at the end of the day, teammateshit is
Speaker 1: really almost every married couple in my life that I know,
Speaker 1: except for someone that's married to a ballplayer.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not splitting down the middle. This is your
Speaker 1: portion of the life bill, but they're contributing to their homes.
Speaker 1: Like I just I wonder even those women, how long
Speaker 1: it took them to a either get married or if
Speaker 1: they did choose marriage and motherhood after college, after getting
Speaker 1: a career. So most some of them, Yeah, most of
Speaker 1: my friends I got married. Did I'm just even thinking
Speaker 1: of someone now, like Josie, my homegirl in London, who
Speaker 1: got married, had a baby, like after she was had
Speaker 1: her career in order, and it's a lot of her
Speaker 1: own money. But she was dating that whole time. She
Speaker 1: got married once before, but like was dating that whole time.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, Like Josie moved to London for
Speaker 1: her career, right, she was a district managing Miami and
Speaker 1: doing all this shit and her shit is popping, and
Speaker 1: like moved to London for the popping career. I never
Speaker 1: thought for a moment if Josie met a man that
Speaker 1: was great, she would have left Miami again. I really
Speaker 1: don't think. I think we just and I think she
Speaker 1: did it the right way. I actually use Josie as
Speaker 1: an example a lot. I know you guys might not
Speaker 1: hear her name a lot, but when my friends that
Speaker 1: are younger are feeling like they can't by younger, I
Speaker 1: meet my age, can't meet someone. When I said down
Speaker 1: with Josie and her husband, he literally was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I met my sol made a thirty seven thirty eight
Speaker 1: and she was like, I've found love later, Like we're
Speaker 1: so pressured right now, But like that bitch was making
Speaker 1: mad bread travel in the world and if it happened
Speaker 1: to happen, and it did, she would have came back
Speaker 1: to the States eventually, but she didn't. She had a baby,
Speaker 1: she got married, she's in London. But like, I think
Speaker 1: that if we focus on our own shit, that person
Speaker 1: will come along the way. That's when we're the happiest,
Speaker 1: that's when things just naturally come. I do believe what
Speaker 1: this girl said is completely correct. I think the only
Speaker 1: issue that we have as independent women is the same
Speaker 1: reason women have called me a pick mee before. I
Speaker 1: think hyper independence, not on some doctor Umar's Kevin Samuel shit.
Speaker 1: Hyper independence. It's not that you're turning men off. It's
Speaker 1: that you really make someone feel like they have no place.
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 4: And so I have a chapter in the book around
Speaker 4: the notion of a man needing to feel needed in
Speaker 4: the dynamic of specifically a heterosexual relationship. And there are
Speaker 4: so many men currently that I think, And I mean
Speaker 4: we talked about it, even with that clip with Nick Cannon,
Speaker 4: with when we sat with Jacquez, like, there's still this
Speaker 4: main character thing.
Speaker 2: There's still like this.
Speaker 4: Manhood element of a woman not necessarily needing quote unquote
Speaker 4: their male their male partner.
Speaker 3: But we do have two met on the mic.
Speaker 4: So I want to ask you guys, in terms of
Speaker 4: dating and the women, is independence viewed as a turnoff?
Speaker 4: Can a woman be too independent?
Speaker 3: Or what has been.
Speaker 4: Your your experience with overly or hyper independent women?
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know, too independent to me sounds weird, Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't see that as like a woman be independent
Speaker 5: sounds like a great thing to me. Do I look
Speaker 5: for women to be quote unquote fully independent to be
Speaker 5: available for me to date her?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: But you know, yes, I do think That's what's.
Speaker 2: Like when we are here asking for bill money, niggas
Speaker 2: be acking up.
Speaker 3: That's gig. You don't want me to bed.
Speaker 2: I'm asking about all money.
Speaker 1: So wait, let me ask this how how uh do
Speaker 1: you like to feel needed for a man? Do you
Speaker 1: enjoy feeling needed?
Speaker 3: That's a great question.
Speaker 4: I enjoy us not being co dependent in each other,
Speaker 4: so even like my partner, I enjoy him wanting me
Speaker 4: around him, desiring me, us pleasing each other. I actually
Speaker 4: I didn't spin a baby out my Kouchi on purpose.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would be turned on by a
Speaker 4: man feeling like he needs me.
Speaker 2: And I think that was again, it's not really a.
Speaker 1: Word than is because I feel needed, not in a
Speaker 1: needy way, but like right.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It could be small things like I'm out of town
Speaker 1: a lot, and it could be like damn, there's this
Speaker 1: event you're like damn, I need my baby with me,
Speaker 1: or like knowing that I want right right, But maybe
Speaker 1: the word need is used right right. One particular conversation
Speaker 1: that I can remember having about me wanting to feel
Speaker 1: more needed.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: My partner is not one to share things, so it
Speaker 1: takes a while for them to come out, and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: I really wish that you would lean on me more.
Speaker 1: That is something I feel like I need in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I want to feel needed as like a companion for you,
Speaker 1: like I want to know that you could turn to me. However,
Speaker 1: if that makes me sound codependent, I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: someone will feel about that, but like I do want that.
Speaker 3: I want to know that if you're.
Speaker 1: Going through something, you do pick up the phone and
Speaker 1: call me and instead of trying to like figure it out,
Speaker 1: like lean on me.
Speaker 2: I get that. That to me is what I mean
Speaker 2: by like need you, But it needs to be fair too.
Speaker 4: I have a I guess PTSD around the word need
Speaker 4: as well, which I dealt with through therapy, especially with
Speaker 4: writing the book, and I realized like I needed niggas
Speaker 4: to pay my bills. At one point, I needed niggas
Speaker 4: to validate me because I was insecure because.
Speaker 2: Of my weight or what I did. I needed a.
Speaker 4: Man to experience going overseas and traveling and experiencing life
Speaker 4: because I couldn't afford it, and so having that those
Speaker 4: needs throughout my twenties and then reaching this level that
Speaker 4: I think is great of independence from that, I love
Speaker 4: wanting a man. I love a man choosing me. I
Speaker 4: love me being able to choose a nigga. I used
Speaker 4: to bought niggas that I didn't even think was all that,
Speaker 4: but they had money. I love that I get to
Speaker 4: choose to fuck you because I want you, I desire you,
Speaker 4: and I'm not here out of any outside variables that
Speaker 4: you have to.
Speaker 1: Put in a committed relationship, like for a man to
Speaker 1: say they feel like they're not needed. For example, I
Speaker 1: don't think I gave my ex enough ways to show
Speaker 1: up for me other than finance, maybe, like to pay
Speaker 1: for something like if I needed something done and he
Speaker 1: would take too long, I'll cast grab it or something
Speaker 1: like that. I never let him really do things for me.
Speaker 2: Oh bit hing told you.
Speaker 4: I'm testing all the nigga's hand building my shit in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Y'all better be a man.
Speaker 4: Ain't a hearty big apartment sign. Oh girl, I been.
Speaker 4: That's the that's the interview process. Oh bitch, I'm ordering ship.
Speaker 4: I want to see you redonstructions and use them hands.
Speaker 4: I ain't got no goddam spark plugs because I ain't
Speaker 4: got a car, but I want to see you build
Speaker 4: some shit being man.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what I'm thinking about, build some shit.
Speaker 1: A few months ago, doctor Cheyenne was on the Breakfast
Speaker 1: Club talking about Jazmine. He came new Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: old clip of sham Booty came up when she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I like to be completely submissive, like packing the bag,
Speaker 1: doing all that stuff. I don't speak that way because
Speaker 1: but you are that way, not completely, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but man, let me try to laborate. I don't speak
Speaker 1: that way because I really believe it makes you look
Speaker 1: fucking weak and embarrassing. And to be submissive to talk
Speaker 1: like that, oh, he like he's well, he doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: I'll do everything. It's like I just I really do
Speaker 1: feel like it looks weak. Now maybe that's because of
Speaker 1: my slight hyperindependence, but knowing especially a man like that
Speaker 1: who'll be talking about how you fuck out the big
Speaker 1: it is and just kind of out here like there's
Speaker 1: no way.
Speaker 2: But I close the door.
Speaker 3: Bit okay.
Speaker 1: I love my nigga hungry. I'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and he'd be like, no, you're tired, recorder something. I
Speaker 1: want to get up. I want to make it. I
Speaker 1: want to get the little tray out. I really enjoy that, however,
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of reciprocity in the things that
Speaker 1: he does for me, right, So I would ask you,
Speaker 1: how are ways that you felt needed, even in a
Speaker 1: marriage that made you feel content.
Speaker 3: Need it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean just when you're especially when you're doing
Speaker 6: entrepreneurial stuff like we you know, freelance and stand up whatever,
Speaker 6: Just to have someone that respects the process and not
Speaker 6: just the end result.
Speaker 7: Like now I'm.
Speaker 6: Working with dope creators, produce dope shows, do dope things
Speaker 6: and on my way. So it looks cooler now than
Speaker 6: they did two years ago. So if you can like
Speaker 6: invest in the this person's working their ass off and
Speaker 6: I know their hard work will lead to something. So
Speaker 6: let me not put the pressure of the immediate. But
Speaker 6: like I see my nigga or my girl to the
Speaker 6: back to the independent point. Maybe she doesn't have it
Speaker 6: all right now, but she's starting her own lash business
Speaker 6: or he's starting his own x y Z business.
Speaker 1: That only becomes hard when you really got bills today,
Speaker 1: Like how long? How long do you accept the.
Speaker 2: Grind right until you like, nigga, go get a jaw
Speaker 2: right right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like how long? I mean?
Speaker 7: I think I think it depends.
Speaker 6: I think I was in a relationship when I did it,
Speaker 6: so it was like as long as I can pay
Speaker 6: at least half of what I am responsible for the
Speaker 6: house cool at that point. Also, minds you I was
Speaker 6: paying most of the bills prior. Okay, so if I
Speaker 6: need to take a step back and you're now doing
Speaker 6: way better than I am now, then you would thinking theory.
Speaker 2: That would real grown conversation.
Speaker 7: Right exactly. It's not easy, for sure, It's not easy,
Speaker 7: you know.
Speaker 1: I think about that now as I'm dating someone that
Speaker 1: I've never dated, someone I've talked about marriage to this
Speaker 1: extent with. And he's a real estate investor, and I
Speaker 1: remember thinking to myself, if he really wanted to buy
Speaker 1: a property that cost a lot of money down, but
Speaker 1: he knew.
Speaker 3: This was to go.
Speaker 1: I want to buy this commercial building. I need to
Speaker 1: spend a quarter million dollars down on this something. How
Speaker 1: long do I handle holding it down. I've really thought
Speaker 1: about this because now that I'm starting a new business,
Speaker 1: he's offered me money. It's funny, I actually thought about
Speaker 1: you because when you opened your studio, i'd turned that
Speaker 1: nigga's money down. He didn't ask me for equity.
Speaker 4: I don't think he asked me for equity, but I
Speaker 4: think it was an idea of your doing this just
Speaker 4: a return like interest.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Basically, I was looking up he wasn't getting I was
Speaker 1: looking up loans and he was asking me the APR
Speaker 1: and then he was looking at me. We're at dinner
Speaker 1: and he was like, how would you feel if I
Speaker 1: gave it to you? And I actually felt nothing. I
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna say equity and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like why would you pay back ten percent to the
Speaker 1: second place?
Speaker 2: Like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what for someone to
Speaker 1: have that cash on hand to give you an offer
Speaker 1: with nothing give you or borrow like borrow borrow, but
Speaker 1: like to lend you, excuse me, lend you. I thought
Speaker 1: that was amazing. And when I saw that he did
Speaker 1: that for me because I don't need the money. I
Speaker 1: want to build something else, right, I really thought the
Speaker 1: what he just said made me realize I would probably
Speaker 1: do it too, because what if that quarter million was
Speaker 1: I could put in a hundred to it? Would I
Speaker 1: do that for my partner in a marriage? I think so,
Speaker 1: and I'm not married to him, but we talk about it.
Speaker 1: I think that's why he offered that to me. And
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Danny, made me start thinking. I was like,
Speaker 1: I really do think I would hold somebody down. I
Speaker 1: don't know how long the grind is, but I gotta
Speaker 1: really believe, right, I think in my head, you're buying
Speaker 1: a property that's a few million dollars. That's our family.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be coming back to the household. Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: I let you get this time off to build?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: However, I don't believe it comes with empty dreams. The
Speaker 1: problem this is no shade you because you are a
Speaker 1: successful comedian. You put out amazing shit. So I think
Speaker 1: that creatives don't get that respect.
Speaker 7: Oh it is because yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking go on stage and be funny
Speaker 1: and you just gotta trust it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blow.
Speaker 7: Even producing podcast is not necessarily seen, you.
Speaker 6: Know, as like a real thing.
Speaker 1: But to me, like for your name, you're a big
Speaker 1: podcast producer, so it's like, but maybe even just hearing
Speaker 1: the names you work with ain't enough, Like you gotta
Speaker 1: really think also, not just.
Speaker 2: Think, but it ain't even the name what them checks him?
Speaker 4: No, it's it's the checks right now that now you
Speaker 4: could be as funny as you want to age. No, no,
Speaker 4: but you could be as funny as you are on stage,
Speaker 4: I could think you're funny as fun But if you're
Speaker 4: telling me I'm missing out being with you at night
Speaker 4: for you to go make eighty dollars at the lab Factory,
Speaker 4: I don't go a fuck out funny you are that
Speaker 4: ain't paying the goddamn bill.
Speaker 2: However, what if it became eighty.
Speaker 1: It could, and it could what it becomes a eight
Speaker 1: thouand when you're on tour and.
Speaker 4: Shit, But I think, but I think for creatives and overall,
Speaker 4: when you look at supporting a partner in their dreams,
Speaker 4: the odds and the stacks are are literally stacked against
Speaker 4: you as someone who's going to succeed. There's a lot
Speaker 4: more people who have sat here and rode for their creative,
Speaker 4: their upcoming artists, they're upcoming person that never amounted to anything.
Speaker 2: And then there's the resent of bitch. Now I'm left
Speaker 2: in debt.
Speaker 4: Now I sat or I sat here, and we see
Speaker 4: what a lot of the celebrities, Now I sat here
Speaker 4: and rode through the ship. As soon as they got on,
Speaker 4: they left me for somebody else. We saw that happen
Speaker 4: with no. But it's not even it's not even it's
Speaker 4: not even going white. We've seen it happen with Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1: We've seen it happen with like Chris Bosh, like even
Speaker 1: don't do that podcast.
Speaker 4: That's fine, But I mean we see Tory Hart now
Speaker 4: you know she's on stage now, but expressing that we
Speaker 4: saw it happen with Neo, right, And so I think
Speaker 4: that that's the tough part and that's the reality. Like
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know if I would blame a
Speaker 4: partner for not wanting to hold it down a life
Speaker 4: for the part.
Speaker 6: And I think it's also too about how you go
Speaker 6: about it. For me was stand up and podcasting, so
Speaker 6: like there's a lot more guaranteed money hints me even
Speaker 6: being here in producing podcasts and just stand up. So
Speaker 6: it's like you've seen this person to your point that
Speaker 6: might make fifty bucks at a spot and exactly.
Speaker 3: Going down exactly that's that's what you used to eat.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 6: But then if you see, all right, this niggas also
Speaker 6: producing Kevin Hart or Horrible Decisions or whatever's podcast, Okay,
Speaker 6: well he's a real well rounded creative and even if
Speaker 6: it's not two hundred thousand dollars now it's at least
Speaker 6: a strategy around the creative.
Speaker 7: I think you have that strategy. That's it, you have
Speaker 7: that state.
Speaker 1: So for me, if someone really came to me, it
Speaker 1: was like, babe, I'm gonna fucking do whatever. For example,
Speaker 1: my dude, because he's in investing homes, he's very well
Speaker 1: versed in architecture and design.
Speaker 2: If he told me he really wanted to start a.
Speaker 1: Design farm and take a step back because he's good
Speaker 1: at it, right, I would hold it in. Right, ain't
Speaker 1: but that that would have to come with strategy, Right,
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? How long is this gonna take?
Speaker 1: In your case, it's like do you really admire my craft?
Speaker 1: What if you fucking hate what I do? Because I
Speaker 1: can't imagine if I had a boyfriend when I started Horridable,
Speaker 1: that was like, I don't really like house? Well, then
Speaker 1: when the whole time, I just never pursue that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you gonna hold you?
Speaker 4: Especially since it's the week of the inauguration inaugurat, it's
Speaker 4: the day hold let me tell you. I didn't vote
Speaker 4: or a nigga with concepts of a plan. I don't
Speaker 4: know if I'm dating nigga with concepts of a.
Speaker 3: Plan, But you are with them.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I don't have a new plan,
Speaker 2: but that's oh see who.
Speaker 1: You have new ideas? Man?
Speaker 2: I do, and I'm set right now.
Speaker 4: I have ways to invest because I'm settled, so my
Speaker 4: new plans are warranted.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 4: I love a man who has ambition to do more
Speaker 4: when he already set, when he ain't got a pot
Speaker 4: to piss in, and now he got concepts of a plan.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long I could say this.
Speaker 1: Is why to me, marriage, dating, commitment, This is fucking levels.
Speaker 1: If I need a dude a few months in and
Speaker 1: he liked this right right, right right, But we're married.
Speaker 3: This is what we do.
Speaker 1: I believe, just honestly, this is what we owe each other.
Speaker 1: I really believe that this.
Speaker 2: Is what we owe each other.
Speaker 4: Every time we talk about marriage and we say like this,
Speaker 4: like why y'all want to do that?
Speaker 3: So I why y'all want to? I owe it to
Speaker 3: you to be with a B That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Why don't we want to get married to be stuck
Speaker 1: to these expectations? Decision follow up?
Speaker 2: What if we like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What if they're like, I don't, I don't like the
Speaker 1: decisions like we don't.
Speaker 4: Know, like y'all gout listen, y'all got a three years
Speaker 4: we said were making decision.
Speaker 1: I ain't talking about the calm that went in my
Speaker 1: house last night, but I'm just talking about Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I want to get to y'all know.
Speaker 2: We're doing the love history.
Speaker 4: And I found y'all the weirdest sex stories of the
Speaker 4: ancient world, and I wanted to get into a few
Speaker 4: all bomb because what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 4: Sex has been twisted, sex has been weird, sex has
Speaker 4: been funny, sex has been crazy, It's been a little
Speaker 4: it's just been.
Speaker 3: All over the place.
Speaker 4: So and y'all, I don't know why they made like
Speaker 4: names harder back in the day. I don't know what
Speaker 4: they was looking at while they was putting letters babies
Speaker 4: because they were all in other countries. But these these names,
Speaker 4: when I get to the names, like these emperors and shit,
Speaker 4: I don't know their names.
Speaker 2: So if I fuck it up, sorry, Quintavious.
Speaker 4: So the first one we're gonna get into is Emperor
Speaker 4: Nero or Caligula mirror runners up two. Emperor Emperor who
Speaker 4: had to brace the that shut up beach Tiberius. No,
Speaker 4: what Tiberius, bitch, it's Tiberius. That's that's Tiberius, Tiberous, one
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 2: I think it's Tiborous. So he Hiberius. He ranged, y'all
Speaker 2: like we know him. He reigned between a D.
Speaker 4: Four thirty seven, and he holds the dubious honor of
Speaker 4: the most sexually twisted ruler, according to his biographer Suetonius.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, what idiot?
Speaker 4: That later life Tiberius built himself a porn central on Capri.
Speaker 4: There youngsters, and I'm hoping youngsters is at least above eighteen.
Speaker 2: But y'all know this is back in the day, so
Speaker 2: I'm assuming children.
Speaker 4: Performed elaborate daisy chains of sexual acts the emperor, by
Speaker 4: turn voyeur and participant, participant, and even grosser activities took
Speaker 4: place in his bathing pools, where toddlers were trained to
Speaker 4: nibble and pilate him underwater.
Speaker 1: So these are the old perb called them his little fishes.
Speaker 3: Did you do that on pros?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't, but it just listen crazy.
Speaker 1: So he would literally opened their mouths and put his
Speaker 1: dick in his mouth underwater.
Speaker 4: So yeah, this is crazy. This isn't no way were
Speaker 4: going there, buddy, baby, this is the weird ship. Okay,
Speaker 4: let's get into another one. We're taking our trip now
Speaker 4: to Greece and Rome, so relaxed about nudity. Greeks and
Speaker 4: Romans adored the human form, where Greeks especially admired the
Speaker 4: beautiful butticks you ready of both men and women. Gorgeous
Speaker 4: rear ends even had their own goddess. Could now y'all
Speaker 4: be acting like it's weird when I be looking at
Speaker 4: niggas aasses.
Speaker 2: It is a thing, It's been a thing. Let me
Speaker 2: enjoy a nice round ass on a man. Okay.
Speaker 4: Nevertheless, no one tinkered with human bodies after death. Result
Speaker 4: of this taboo human anatomy, largely unexplored was guesswork. However,
Speaker 4: one of the most bizarre beliefs held that women's wombs
Speaker 4: vagabonded about the body, causing hysteria. Thus, doctors applied bad
Speaker 4: smells and loud noises to square to scare wombs back
Speaker 4: into position. Ew medicos and intimidated husbands also had dire
Speaker 4: opinions about the female glitterists.
Speaker 3: The diminutive was dandy.
Speaker 4: Anything larger called for surgery, so they literally they said
Speaker 4: you a half and half, they said, bitch yok, clit
Speaker 4: is a little bit too gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Have y'all ever seen a really big click? I have.
Speaker 3: I watched one. Yeah, no, no, no in.
Speaker 1: Person, No me too. I saw it for the first
Speaker 1: time and it was a stripper and I remember seeing
Speaker 1: it and being like, yeah, you seen it.
Speaker 3: Really big clip?
Speaker 8: For what.
Speaker 1: She cannabis oil. That's happening to me. Not the clip,
Speaker 1: but the vulva got to you. I didn't try the
Speaker 1: little ts THHC tink shoes.
Speaker 4: I don't want my pussy high. It don't feel good
Speaker 4: the ship be like doing it, so I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Don't high. No, it don't make me high.
Speaker 4: But it got my pussy doing something, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't like this feeling. I don't want that thing
Speaker 4: getting high without me like I like to be high,
Speaker 4: and then I just feel it throughout my whole body.
Speaker 1: I don't want no TC, tink shure, none, none of that.
Speaker 1: I'm not a THHD fan, no mean. And for those
Speaker 1: of you in like oil, that's those of you who
Speaker 1: do not know. Normally, when THHC is in tinctures or
Speaker 1: any lubes.
Speaker 4: It will eat at a condom, So you can't have
Speaker 4: protected sex normally with anything.
Speaker 2: Thhd imfused the next one, y'all.
Speaker 1: Walk to history. How many more days to your celebraies?
Speaker 2: The next one.
Speaker 4: So here's the curious role of kissing male female Public
Speaker 4: kissing was actually frowned upon among Greek and Roman Arisicats.
Speaker 4: Although husbands did routinely kiss their wives upon returning home
Speaker 4: or after a hard night of male partying it partying,
Speaker 4: it was still frowned upon their goal female women with
Speaker 4: wine detection not affection, So kissings innocent pleasures really lost
Speaker 4: popularity after the bedroom habits of the Roman citizens from
Speaker 4: Spain became common knowledge, and basically a great many brushed
Speaker 4: their teeth. You ready to keep from kissing? Do you
Speaker 4: want to know what they did? They brush their teeth
Speaker 4: with human urine. That's that's what they did.
Speaker 2: And weezy. I know you. You said you've had pissed
Speaker 2: sprinkled in your right. I just want to know if
Speaker 2: you can't was your mouth? How did they.
Speaker 3: Liked?
Speaker 1: I was like, I was tight lived, That's why he
Speaker 1: was about I was like ni.
Speaker 4: Now, the last one I want to talk about is
Speaker 4: one that became popular.
Speaker 2: I would say, over the last decade.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't we call it?
Speaker 4: You know, well, I don't even know where it started.
Speaker 4: Where does eating groceries and tossing.
Speaker 3: Salad come from?
Speaker 2: Are we really giving that to geniic.
Speaker 1: Salad?
Speaker 2: Probably white? But eating I thought sounding salad came from prison.
Speaker 1: It's as an etymology.
Speaker 2: Could you look up where because I think it came
Speaker 2: across more.
Speaker 4: When I was like an adult, I never heard of
Speaker 4: eating groceries or tossing salad like before eighteen and clearly
Speaker 4: because maybe we weren't doing that under that we were
Speaker 4: just trying to put the dick in the vagina, that's
Speaker 4: all we knew, and put it in the mouth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess we were just right. Yeah, we didn't
Speaker 1: really talk about eating ass or I.
Speaker 2: Remember the first time a guy made me do it.
Speaker 2: I was so scaring. Wait, he made you eat it up?
Speaker 2: Made okay, he requested.
Speaker 5: Here's a potential reference from Reddit in prison, where prisoners
Speaker 5: had their bitch licked their assholders show them their place
Speaker 5: in the animal world. They were allowed to use salad
Speaker 5: dressing on a higher animal's anus in order to make
Speaker 5: the taste and act someone bearable. That's this issing.
Speaker 1: I heard trombone from forty year old version when I
Speaker 1: was a kid.
Speaker 2: Okay you heard that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was eat ass.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let me get it to the erotic salads
Speaker 4: pros and cons.
Speaker 3: To maintain their manly well.
Speaker 4: Being, males around the ancient medieval times had to watch
Speaker 4: what they ate.
Speaker 2: The Greeks believed that anti.
Speaker 4: Oh this is giving, that salads are actually an afrogiciac,
Speaker 4: which is crazy.
Speaker 2: So the Greeks believe that ants high aprodisiac. Lettuce instantly
Speaker 2: withered an erection not They said, if your salad is
Speaker 2: with it, I found it. Wait which one you found?
Speaker 2: What the origins of it? It's an author from the
Speaker 2: s word telling vice.
Speaker 1: The word came from a seventies gay slang glossary and
Speaker 1: basically saying, because of the hairs on the butt, resembled salad.
Speaker 2: The hair little don't resemble. No, what salad shot a
Speaker 2: chicken salad?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just like salad that you really try to
Speaker 4: think what salad I ever ate that resembled a.
Speaker 3: Harry as salad? Nik?
Speaker 1: That ain't that mazzarella? And fucking I'm still finding another one.
Speaker 1: I mean, balsamic is not given ass bro. I'm seeing
Speaker 1: the other thing that Eddin said. They say that one
Speaker 1: could be a rumored could wait.
Speaker 4: They was putting salad dressing all men, Oh.
Speaker 2: We need to get a prisoner all hill. We didn't
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 4: Remember I want to we gotta get second jail because
Speaker 4: JT from City Girls wasn't given what we wanted to
Speaker 4: have had God damn it. Okay, so let me finish
Speaker 4: in Egypt. Now we're taking this to Egypt. Away from Greece.
Speaker 1: Men were equally certain that Lascibus Lettuce gave their organs
Speaker 1: women bigger serving romane at their orgiastic festivals for the
Speaker 1: fertility God. This is so crazy something we just did
Speaker 1: ancient Egypt yesterday and for fact sake.
Speaker 2: Really in fact, and this is one of the facts.
Speaker 1: I looked up the history of orgies and there was
Speaker 1: Greek and Roman and the ancient Egypt. Egyptian orgies were
Speaker 1: for fertility, so people would go out, get naked basically,
Speaker 1: drink and dance and let it flow. And we were
Speaker 1: joking about basically like how do you know who you
Speaker 1: fucked and whose baby it is when it come out?
Speaker 1: Because these orgies were a whole thiting. So I was
Speaker 1: like they probably held a baby up and it was like, Mohammed,
Speaker 1: I'm not playing with you.
Speaker 4: It's crazy because they say that Romans and Greeks put
Speaker 4: a lot of their aprodisiac faith in other vegetables, and
Speaker 4: they actually called carrots the deadly carrot. But when salad
Speaker 4: supplies ran low, like during the winter months, olive oil
Speaker 4: was the everyday erotic opra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a surprise. You ever run out of lotion?
Speaker 2: That's what I use.
Speaker 3: Olive oil.
Speaker 2: Have you ever used olive oil in the bedroom though?
Speaker 1: No, I've used coconut oil in the bedroom though.
Speaker 2: Wait, you have coconut cocaine, but that's a black thing. No,
Speaker 2: but oil. We all got coconut oil at the house
Speaker 2: and we'll be putting into running.
Speaker 1: I've used almond oil, olive oil, coconut oil on my body,
Speaker 1: I mean anything else.
Speaker 4: What other vegetables are afrodiziaks because I know we've talked
Speaker 4: about afrodiziaks here before, but it's like chocolate and oysters.
Speaker 4: I don't know of any vegetables to be Fruit is
Speaker 4: an afrodzix to me, But fruit and vegetables.
Speaker 5: So other vegetables that would be Africa. Asparagus, Avocado, not.
Speaker 2: Asparagus, bro your peace state? No the really? But yeah?
Speaker 4: And I was like, after he eat asparagus, this could
Speaker 4: be for horrible for research purposes, for patriot horrible decisions.
Speaker 2: Would you do it for research?
Speaker 1: Are trying to get your money?
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie from the account. I'll let you
Speaker 4: buy as much as sparagus as you want. It could
Speaker 4: be a business expensive, it can't.
Speaker 1: Be dependent on I'm gonna see this if I all grow,
Speaker 1: if I can fight in a restaurant in my restaurant, Bill, No,
Speaker 1: no that. And I was like, I'm.
Speaker 4: Already got a little conna all get wait wait wait,
Speaker 4: we're in La. You could go to what's that little
Speaker 4: arawuan and get your girl.
Speaker 1: I'm going to some place tonight, if at least the
Speaker 1: new ship called Boulevard Steak, I think my wait then,
Speaker 1: now let's talk about this little hord dress.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get this. You're always dressing a horror dress.
Speaker 4: I look like a wife. But I'm not gonna stay
Speaker 4: with it. Actually, I was thinking, like on this, on
Speaker 4: this for your date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so y'all go over to Patreon.
Speaker 1: If you're not gonna no I have.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends if we go.
Speaker 1: I like the other one look better than the other one.
Speaker 4: It depends I'm not wearing that. It's a bondage dress. Bro,
Speaker 4: he already knows I have a fucking horror podcast. Let
Speaker 4: me not go to him like dressed like a bondage slut.
Speaker 3: You we.
Speaker 1: Your tits out.
Speaker 2: That said it was giving. It's giving a housewife.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's easy for you to ignore this.
Speaker 3: I don't you know what.
Speaker 1: The pearls aren't doing anything for your honey. See it's
Speaker 1: the pearls, right, it's it's giving. No one ever forgot
Speaker 1: that one time on O G War, we're not doing that.
Speaker 2: On your neck?
Speaker 4: I did so if you guys, uh so we talked
Speaker 4: about the pearl necklace in sex terms, it's when a
Speaker 4: guy comes on your neck and it dries up.
Speaker 2: And I went to brunch not knowing that. Yeah, leftover Nigga,
Speaker 2: I was about frank cars just like it all over her.
Speaker 3: What a time?
Speaker 2: What a time? I don't do that back then? Who
Speaker 2: was she?
Speaker 1: There are moments where I shared that to the world.
Speaker 1: Sometimes Monday, he has an attitude me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not gonna lie I want to go
Speaker 4: back to an art time. I don't want to go
Speaker 4: back to the archives.
Speaker 1: So I'm not even joking, man, I really sometimes I
Speaker 1: just look at me like he mad, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: He clicked on twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Nah, I really believe he clicked on twenty eighth I
Speaker 1: really believe it. And then I'd be like, damn, what
Speaker 1: if I do something with him? And I said it
Speaker 1: to anohing, I'm just like, it's just too much of
Speaker 1: an archives. Let's we should have wiped the Instagram. We
Speaker 1: should have fucking wiped it.
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