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Speaker 1: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 2: And even worse girlfriends. They thought they could get away with.

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Speaker 1: That, but now they're about to get busted. For some reason,

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Speaker 1: nobody ever talks about the benefits of getting cheated.

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Speaker 3: On what I mean, I guess you're ending a relationship

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Speaker 3: with a bad person.

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Speaker 4: That's an optimistic way.

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Speaker 1: That also how you developed CIA level skills and social

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Speaker 1: media recon and password breaking.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like trust issues to me.

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Speaker 1: But sure, how hot you look after your post cheating

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Speaker 1: glow up?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And of course, best of all, you get to talk

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Speaker 1: to us during this segment Busted, where listeners share how

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Speaker 1: they caught their dumb exes being recklessly unfaithful. And we're

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Speaker 1: going to start it off today with Nikki tell us

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Speaker 1: how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this was way back in high school. So

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Speaker 2: it's been a while and my wounds are healed. But

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Speaker 2: I used to work at the County Fair and so

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Speaker 2: so my friends came in once and they're like, you

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Speaker 2: should go check out the funhouse near Okay, Okay, why random,

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Speaker 2: but sure, And they're like, your boyfriend's in there with

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Speaker 2: another girl.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is such high school drama.

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Speaker 2: Right there, right, And I was like, you have to

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Speaker 2: be kidding me.

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Speaker 4: You mean you catch him, you don't know what she

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Speaker 4: really looks like.

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Speaker 3: And there's so many of her.

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Speaker 4: Did you go try to confront him?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I went in there and I saw him kissing another girl,

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Speaker 2: and then I spent like five minutes trying to find

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Speaker 2: them all.

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Speaker 4: Dear your head.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny now, but like it was a little

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Speaker 2: nightmare in the moment.

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Speaker 4: And once movie, that's really wherever you are. No matter what,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry that you got cheated on.

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Speaker 1: I that we feel bad, But no matter what happens,

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Speaker 1: for the rest of this call, this is going to

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Speaker 1: make my day. Just that mental image of Nikki smacking

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Speaker 1: into blank walls.

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Speaker 3: You're on the fire so you can eat your feelings

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Speaker 3: with fuddle cakes.

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Speaker 2: Exactly.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, Nikki.

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Speaker 1: Let's keep going to Evan, tell us how you busted

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Speaker 1: your significant other.

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Speaker 5: So my girlfriend and I got to the point where

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Speaker 5: I waited too long to.

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Speaker 3: Post Oh okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's telling me all.

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Speaker 3: The time it feels like you're blaming yourself for this,

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Speaker 3: and I just want to start off by saying, someone

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Speaker 3: cheating on you is not your fault.

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Speaker 1: I told myself year nine I would definitely talk the question,

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Speaker 1: but I just wasn't ready yet.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I waited too long.

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Speaker 5: Guys, I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it happened. So what happened?

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Speaker 5: Finally? I have pine a trip to Mexico for us.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm taking a leap. And

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Speaker 5: we had been there for a few days and on

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Speaker 5: the last night, I have everything ready to go. The

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Speaker 5: beach is set up with a table filled with roses

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Speaker 5: and handles and the whole proposal scene. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 5: go back to the room to get her, but she's gone.

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Speaker 4: Oh what do you mean gone?

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Speaker 5: I can't find her anywhere. So when I go back

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Speaker 5: to the beach, I see her walking hand in hand

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Speaker 5: with a Spanish bartender.

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Speaker 3: What they're like, actually boyfriend and girlfriend. Yeah, maybe she

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Speaker 3: had too much tequila and she thought it was you

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Speaker 3: and he's like, I'll take you to your man is helping.

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Speaker 4: Her back to her room.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, I mean, guys, they even see the table.

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Speaker 4: And last, did you ever get to propose?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: Later she tests me and she breaks up with me,

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Speaker 5: and she says that she's going to stay in Mexico.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, but I think you're better off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have done this in a house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're better off though. Man, we got time

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Speaker 1: for one more. Let's go to Tiffany here. Tell us

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Speaker 1: how you busted your significant other.

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Speaker 5: I had plans with my boyfriend to go to Chipotle

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Speaker 5: for dinner, and licious.

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Speaker 2: I got off work early, so I figured I'd head

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Speaker 2: there and just wait for him.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, get a table.

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Speaker 3: They're hard to get at Chipotland.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you need to get there early.

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Speaker 1: The lines out the door most of the time, so

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Speaker 1: definitely get a spot.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sitting in a booge on my phone and

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Speaker 2: then I hear his boys.

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Speaker 4: Okay, he's coming.

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Speaker 2: So I stand up and I see him like laughing,

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Speaker 2: and his arm is around his ex.

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Speaker 4: How dare he wrote Chipotle?

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Speaker 1: Unless it was during Chipotle's bring your ex and we'll

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Speaker 1: give you a free.

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Speaker 5: Scoop of walk anything for those Yeah, what did you do?

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Speaker 4: Did you confront him?

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Speaker 2: I didn't make a scene.

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Speaker 4: I just kind of waited it out.

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Speaker 2: And then I see him leave. I guess about like

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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes later. If he comes back in, he's flustered

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Speaker 2: and He's like, oh, babe, I'm so sorry I worked late,

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Speaker 2: and oh, oh wow, may this place before? Right?

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Speaker 4: You know I've never been there.

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Speaker 2: You've never been to this Chipotle before? And he was like,

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Speaker 2: I got last Oh wow, I got lost of what

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Speaker 2: exes us?

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Speaker 4: Oh what did you do?

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Speaker 2: I jumped my burrito ball in his lap?

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Speaker 3: Oh that is an expensive yeah, but worth it, I'm

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Speaker 3: sure Tiffany like Green Guawk to the cross.

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Speaker 4: Oh you paid extra? Oh yeah, okay, it actually sounded

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Speaker 4: kind of nice. Yeah what you described. But hit up

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Speaker 4: our Textport seventy eight five nine too.

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Speaker 1: If you have a funny story about how you called

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Speaker 1: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition Busted.

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Speaker 4: We Got your Phone Tap Coming up Brooke

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Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the Morning.