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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Ashton.

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Speaker 2: I accidentally deleted all the other podcast intros that we recorded,

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Speaker 2: so this is me making up for it. Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: And every day before we start this show, we come

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Speaker 2: into work and scour the internet to find what's going

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Speaker 2: on in the world right now. Ye a lot of

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Speaker 2: people talking about and once we score past all like

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Speaker 2: the really sad and depressing stuff that's usually at the

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Speaker 2: very top of.

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Speaker 3: The list that usually takes twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 2: A lot of times we come across these strange hypothetical

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Speaker 2: questions that are circuling around every right.

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Speaker 3: Like is a hot dog of sandwich?

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Speaker 2: Things like that? Oh yeah, or like let's say you

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Speaker 2: got five hundred grand for every year of life you

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Speaker 2: gave up, how many years would you sacrifice? We did

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Speaker 2: that one on the show was interesting. Well, let's say

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Speaker 2: you developed gills overnight. Which body of water would you

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Speaker 2: want to spend the rest of your life in? Just

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Speaker 2: totally realistic things that could totally happen, so you definitely

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Speaker 2: need to prepare yourself just in case.

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Speaker 4: And what a girl's like if if I was a lamp,

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Speaker 4: would you love me.

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Speaker 2: We came across another doozy that everybody is talking about

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Speaker 2: online right now.

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Speaker 3: I love it. What is it?

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Speaker 2: Because a poll asked if you got in a time

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Speaker 2: machine and randomly woke up tomorrow in the year nineteen

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Speaker 2: twenty four, one hundred years ago, what would be your

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Speaker 2: top priority?

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Speaker 4: Run's racist? Your name is Jose Run. That's okay, You're

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Speaker 4: not welcome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't one of the top answers.

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Speaker 4: I'll say, all right, sorry, maybe I should be less specific.

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Speaker 5: I would want to go to a speakeasy is that

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Speaker 5: and sell yourself for money.

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Speaker 3: Oh was it planning on it, Jeffrey. But I mean

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Speaker 3: I don't think i'd get very much.

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Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, I get two dollars back in nineteen

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of money back then.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But how am I going to bring it back here?

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Speaker 3: It may like make it in anything.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you. There were two main answers. The

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Speaker 2: top response was forty four percent of people would immediately

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Speaker 2: try to find their way back to the modern age.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're like, I don't want to be here

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Speaker 5: to Jose's point. Unless you're a white man, you're not

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Speaker 5: You're not doing well in nineteen twenty thriving necessary.

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Speaker 2: Forty one percent would use their modern knowledge and skills

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Speaker 4: You know, I have thought it.

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Speaker 6: All you do is investing in something called apple that

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Speaker 6: hasn't been invented yet.

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Speaker 5: Eah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really glad that they asked this question and

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Speaker 2: we could get out all the really important answers. The

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Speaker 2: good news is one hundred years ago radio was still

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Speaker 2: in its prime. Ah yeah, I'd keep my same job

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Speaker 2: and introduce the entire world to our shock color question

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Speaker 2: of the day.

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Speaker 3: We have a line of dancing girls in studio too,

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Speaker 3: for no reason.

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Speaker 2: It would have been a better show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it would have been.

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Speaker 2: But instead we're just gonna send it over to digital

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Speaker 2: Jake for our trivia. What do we got? Jake?

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Speaker 7: Company logos these days are honestly, they're pretty lame. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: everything's so sleek and some shiny and minimalist. Back in

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Speaker 7: the day, the Starbucks Mermaid used to have hervented cups

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Speaker 7: out for the whole world. The City God she did.

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Speaker 7: Then the Redhead from Wendy's. She would chain smoke cigarettes

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Speaker 7: on TV and I'm pretty sure Ferrari's horse emblem used

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Speaker 7: to be anatomically correct a.

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Speaker 4: Fifth leg.

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Speaker 2: Fun.

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Speaker 7: Times have change, and while those images have adapted to

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Speaker 7: fit our new world, others are so iconic they stick

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Speaker 7: out in your brains forever.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, So today.

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Speaker 7: We're gonna test your knowledge of the twenty most iconic

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Speaker 7: company logos of all time in another round of plenty

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Speaker 7: of twenty. Now, remember, if you get the number one answer,

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Speaker 7: you'll hear this sound, meaning you've earned a silver sad

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Speaker 7: that can protect you in the event of a wrong answer. Okay,

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Speaker 7: and today we're gonna start with Jeffery. Oh, the twenty

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Speaker 7: most iconic company logos. Jeff give me your guess.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go with like the most popular company in

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Speaker 2: the world right now, al Apple, the Apple logo.

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Speaker 7: Apple number one. Jeffrey, you've earned the silver saves in

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Speaker 7: your back pocket.

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm not gonna need it, but thank you.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Let's move over to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I gotta take the easy one I see every day,

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Speaker 3: the Starbucks.

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Speaker 4: One Starbucks good.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's number five on the list. Number one and

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Speaker 7: number five are off. Now we're over to Jose McDonald's

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Speaker 7: Donald number two on the list. All right, you guys

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Speaker 7: are hitting at the very top.

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Speaker 3: Brook it's your I'm just gonna do it, and I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna say Nike.

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Speaker 7: Oh my, Nike is number four on the list. That's

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Speaker 7: four of the top five, and our first four guests

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Speaker 7: is only number three remains from the top five.

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Speaker 4: We're back to Jeffrey Old.

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Speaker 2: I really have to put myself in other people's shoes

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Speaker 2: for this because where I live, the main logo I

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Speaker 2: see is upside down pineapples.

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Speaker 3: But I don't I think that's the logo my friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's going to be in the

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Speaker 2: top twenty though. Let me go a popular car one

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Speaker 2: the Mercedes logo, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: Mercedes Benz It's number twelve on the last Okay, Jeffrey

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Speaker 7: safe and has a silver save.

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Speaker 2: We're over to Alexis.

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Speaker 5: I kind of want to go again in my life

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Speaker 5: a package I get every day like.

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Speaker 7: Amazon, Amazon number nine on the West. Alexis is still saved.

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Speaker 7: Number three still on the board if you can get it.

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Speaker 4: I think I know number three.

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Speaker 6: Aiming for number three, specifically, I'm gonna say Coca Cola.

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Speaker 7: Coca Cola was number three. Bonus no bonus points, no

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Speaker 7: yourself points.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Brook, the.

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Speaker 7: Entire top five is gone, as well as number twelve

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Speaker 7: and number nine. You're still up.

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Speaker 3: Getting more tricky here.

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Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna name another car, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 7: Volkswagon is not in the top twenty most iconic.

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Speaker 4: Logo like all the companies.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, Brook, that's not on there. We're back over

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Speaker 7: to jeff.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna piggyback off of Jose and do another soft drink.

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Speaker 7: Pepsi Pepsi number eleven on the list. There, it's your turn.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have piggy piggyback off because he said.

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Speaker 7: Subway did not make the top twenty of logos. No Jose,

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey has his silver save, which means you have to

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Speaker 7: get this right to stay alive.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm choosing between Uber.

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Speaker 2: Or like Adidas, you can't provide two answers again to

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Uber.

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Speaker 7: Jose said, Uber not in the top twenty logos of

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Speaker 7: all time. I'm sorry, so, Jeffrey, you win today too.

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Speaker 2: My next was gonna be Disney.

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Speaker 3: Disney number thirteen on the guest what Eminem's is that.

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Speaker 7: On this Eminem did not make the list. I'll tell

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Speaker 7: you the list, guys. Number six was Google, seven was Facebook, Jose,

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Speaker 7: Number eight was Adidas.

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Speaker 4: You would have been safe there between the two.

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Speaker 7: You guys also miss number ten YouTube, Jeffrey said, Disney

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Speaker 7: eventually Toyota, Ford, Twitter. This survey must have been taken

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Speaker 7: before Instagram, Windows and then Nissan and BMW rounded out

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Speaker 7: of twenty Famous Company Logo Edition.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Nissan. Isn't it just the name Nissan, Google?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't just like well, we don't have to shame

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Speaker 2: the companies for their logos today, we just try and

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Speaker 2: name them. But I won the match.

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Speaker 3: I won it.

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Speaker 2: I won, so you get to cheat. You need my

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Speaker 2: silver save. I'm gonna hold onto that for next round.

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Speaker 3: Does it?

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Speaker 2: I'm calling in. I'm holding it, and we're gonna have

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Speaker 2: Jose because you were my closest competition. Saying somebody wanted

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Speaker 2: to hear Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani. If I could

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Speaker 2: escape and recreate a place is my own world and

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Speaker 2: I could be your favorite.

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Speaker 4: Girl, I'd it.

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Speaker 2: There it is. That's your shock collar question. Of the

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Speaker 2: day for Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, which is

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Speaker 2: a great logo that you can find on our website,

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey dot com. Go check it out.

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: If you enjoy being padded down by strangers and blue

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Speaker 2: rubber gloves. Who doesn't then do everything on this list

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Speaker 2: the next time you go fly it's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. Because an airport security expert just came

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Speaker 2: out with a list of unexpected things that could get

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Speaker 2: you flagged immediately by the TSA.

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Speaker 5: I actually want to hear this because I get so

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Speaker 5: frustrated I walk through it think I'm like, what now,

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Speaker 5: ye get random?

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Speaker 2: After reading this list, I'm not surprised that both of

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Speaker 2: you are all the time. The Number one is being

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Speaker 2: dressed for the wrong weather, like having too many layers

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Speaker 5: But I only bring in a carry on, Jeff, so

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Speaker 5: I have everything possible.

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Speaker 2: That could mean you're trying to hide something underneath all

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Speaker 3: Baggage fees, That's what I'm.

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Speaker 2: Trying to Number two yawning a lot. He says when

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Speaker 5: Don't you see the two children I'm traveling with stres

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Speaker 5: I could haven't slept all night.

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Speaker 2: Brooks children are yawning to now I'm suspicious of that.

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Speaker 2: Number three is not making eye contact with t s

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Speaker 4: Really, I'm just I can't not make me too if.

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Speaker 2: That's a sign that you're nervous and have something to hide.

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Speaker 2: But then number four is don't be extra friendly and

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Speaker 2: chatty with them because they may think you're talking a

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Speaker 2: lot just to distract them from what's really going on

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Speaker 2: that I'm literally just like.

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Speaker 3: So nice that they asked if I would leave a review.

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Speaker 5: I had time, so I went into the TSA office

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Speaker 5: and I filled out paperwork and tell.

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Speaker 4: Them you got a good job. They'd been doing a snitch.

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Speaker 3: Someone raise.

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Speaker 2: And finally number five using way too much cologne or perfume.

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Speaker 4: I don't wear that.

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Speaker 2: They think that you're trying to mask the scent of

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Speaker 2: illegal substances concealed somewhere on your body.

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Speaker 3: So you're a jerk wearing a bunch of a place.

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Speaker 5: That's why I would.

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Speaker 4: Never do that.

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Speaker 2: Just to recap. If you don't want to seem suspicious

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Speaker 2: at TSA, don't overdress, don't yawn, don't look at them,

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Speaker 4: It's like good morning, get them.

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Speaker 2: It's the radio segment that just launched a social that

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Speaker 2: A sixty six year old retired woman named Elaine can't

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Speaker 3: Oh not about Elaane? Yeah, are you just bragging?

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Speaker 2: No, this isn't a humble brag. These are unwelcome visitors

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Speaker 5: Why are they going to Elaine's house again?

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Speaker 2: As Elaine says. The men have been showing up for

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Speaker 2: Who there have been at least twenty five of them.

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Speaker 2: They're young, they're old, they're local, They've traveled a long distance,

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Speaker 5: Is this like Daniel, It's like a new swatting trend.

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Speaker 5: Instead of getting the police to show up, you just

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Speaker 2: I'd like that. Well, why and how is this happening?

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Speaker 2: Elaine says she's figured out that her address is being

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Speaker 6: Guys listening, there are no local women in your area.

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Speaker 4: They do not work.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't know, Joe, but I can't confirm they don't work.

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Speaker 3: So you've been to Elaine's house?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, says They say they're here for

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Speaker 3: I'm what are they gonna do.

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Speaker 5: They're gonna go to the cops and say got scammed

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Speaker 4: Sinning.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Either that or she's missing a real business opportunity.

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Speaker 2: This next thing. The story is out of Illinois. Sixty

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Speaker 3: Okay, so she's just working extra hard.

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Speaker 2: Well, that extra chicken was never brought back to the school.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, she's just really hungry for chicken.

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Speaker 2: What happened to it we may never know, but over

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Speaker 2: close to one and a half million dollars worth of poultry.

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Speaker 6: Why, oh my god, Anyway, where's all the chicken.

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Speaker 2: Last week, she ended up being caught because she overlooked

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Speaker 2: She's currently being held on one hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 2: If it wasn't for these meddling kids, she would have

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Speaker 3: Probably not gonna be a next season. Good job, chicken

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Speaker 3: wing the Marauder.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of traffic, HQ. This

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Speaker 2: is fun. If you're stuck in traffic right now, new

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Speaker 2: study just found it might be making you dumber.

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Speaker 3: I think that's just because they're listening to this.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not because you're listening to our show, although

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: Probably people that want trooms?

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Speaker 3: I see this tailpipe? Did you just put your mouth

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Speaker 2: MRI results showed lower functional connectivity afterwards what is done?

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Speaker 2: Meaning they couldn't think as clearly because different parts of

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Speaker 3: That's what's wrong with society.

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Speaker 2: Two hours of sitting in traffic could have a noticeable

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Speaker 3: I thought you were just going to say work.

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Speaker 2: From home, Okay, yeah, that's an option or helicopter to

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Speaker 2: days of stories out of the world of Romance. We're

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Speaker 2: just weeks away from Valentine's Day, so if you're planning

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no plans, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: According to a new annual survey by the National Retail Federation,

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Speaker 3: Does that include dinner? It's my year to play on

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Speaker 3: with my husband, you know, switch years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it's my year these days. That's about a

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Speaker 3: Yes, Oh, he jokes.

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Speaker 2: Let's end the segment on that.

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Speaker 3: You can't throw for it, it's too expensive.

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Speaker 2: Most people are planning to spend the same on significant

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Speaker 2: the non Valentine category. Gifts are getting for pets, for friends,

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Speaker 5: We're not doing that right if your your bucket.

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Speaker 2: So what are people buying? Fifty seven percent will pick

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Speaker 5: Let's all celebrate on February fifteenth, and we'll get discount candy.

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Speaker 4: From Yeah, buy you guys candy.

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Speaker 2: Not everybody celebrates Valentine's Day, and among the people who don't,

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Speaker 2: way with some non Valentine's gifts, by treating themselves to

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, they hate Valentine's Day and they're anti,

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Speaker 5: but then they still.

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Speaker 3: Like a bar on my friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not because you're you know, like the

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Speaker 3: But then they still spend the money anyway.

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Speaker 2: They'll do it with single friends, with single family members,

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Speaker 2: or with random shoes. Oh, that's the sound of a

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Speaker 2: on some shoelace protectors for all his soulfull lazers. That

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Wednesday. You know,

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Speaker 2: I think the ladies in this room would agree. There's

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Speaker 2: Whether he's you know, willing to go first into a

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Speaker 2: a puddle and splashes water onto the sidewalk, I'll.

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Speaker 3: Do that one like I can't do it either.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Or maybe he just lets you eat some of

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Speaker 3: That's romance.

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Speaker 2: Do you think those are heroic? Just wait till you

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Speaker 2: hear the voicemail we got from a guy who's ready

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Speaker 2: to stand up and defend his woman. Whoa, And he

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Speaker 2: doesn't just say it, he proves it with a live

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Speaker 2: demonstration over the fuck. Hey, you're gonna hear it and

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Speaker 2: be jealous of this true hero in A brand new

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 9: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Good if you haven't heard the loser line before. It

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Speaker 2: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're

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Speaker 2: on you.

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Speaker 1: Hi there, did you know that there's people who say

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Speaker 1: Disney Lamb is the happiest place on earth? Apparently none

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Speaker 3: Guess I'm glad there's a requirement.

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Speaker 2: Whatever you do, resis the urge to call security and

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Speaker 2: the bar. Yeah, and that he should call you sometime

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Speaker 2: to hang out, and hopefully later on he leaves an

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Speaker 2: awkward voicemail we can play on the air voicemails like

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Speaker 10: Hey, Ashley, it's me. I don't know if I ever

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Speaker 10: told you this, but I do more tie so you

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Speaker 10: know I can protect you. I know you couldn't see me,

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Speaker 10: but I just get it back to it right there. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: that was amplip. Wish you were there to see it.

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Speaker 11: Okay, one more?

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Speaker 12: That was another bet.

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Speaker 11: That was a good one.

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Speaker 10: Anyways, I'm going to say a little goodbye with his

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Speaker 10: round house all right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, you.

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Speaker 2: Were twirling your hair during that entire message. You're getting

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Speaker 5: Sounds like what happens after my kindergartener watches too much

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Speaker 12: Sounds like, hey, what's up? Battle eighty nine? How you doing?

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Speaker 12: It's as m R two D two. You know, I'm

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Speaker 12: just hitting you up because we squat it up on

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Speaker 12: call of duty and we were murking nube. But they're right,

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Speaker 12: it was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 11: You got real game.

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Speaker 12: I'm into it because you know a lot of girls

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Speaker 12: on there are complete dog water, but you were cracked

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Speaker 12: and it's hot. I think your katie ratio is super sexy. Uh,

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Speaker 12: because you know I'm a sweat, you're a sweat. Maybe

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Speaker 12: we sweat together, like.

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Speaker 12: If you want to sweat it out with me, give

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Speaker 3: I don't think you did.

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Speaker 2: An expert and a comedian, Yeah, he had. I feel

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Speaker 3: Well, the sweating was the sweat means you're really good.

449
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Speaker 4: You're so good at the game that you literally sweat.

450
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Speaker 4: You try so hard.

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Speaker 5: If you're good at it, you shouldn't have to try

452
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Speaker 5: something that sounds like you don't break a sweat.

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Speaker 6: No, I know a sweat means a try hard. It

454
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Speaker 6: means you are try you are so good and you're

455
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Speaker 6: doing so pushing your.

456
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Speaker 5: Thumb so fast, so many kills.

457
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Speaker 2: My gamer chair is soaked right now.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, in case you want to hear all these,

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Speaker 11: Hey Tiffany, it's again. I wanted to follow up about

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Speaker 11: our conversation about Dorito's. Like I said at the bar,

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Speaker 11: I really don't think you should be eating any more doritos.

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Speaker 11: A lot of people don't want to see it, but

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Speaker 11: there's symbols all around us. The Dorito's, they're triangle shaped.

470
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Speaker 11: Triangle is an ancient Masonic symbol tied to the Illuminati machine. Okay,

471
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Speaker 11: the triangle represents this pyramid of knowledge, and on top

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Speaker 11: of the pyramid there's this all seeing eye of Providence.

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Speaker 11: And I want to remind you they're monitoring the things

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Speaker 11: we eat and put in our body to use against us.

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Speaker 11: So I know they're cheesy, they're salty, they're tasty, but

476
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Speaker 11: every bag of Dorito's you eat is giving power to

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Speaker 11: the illuminati. Just remember that I'm looking out for you

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Speaker 11: next message.

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Speaker 2: You know how many times I've been wondering, when are

480
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Speaker 2: we going to get a normal guy on here, and

481
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Speaker 2: finally we get way.

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Speaker 3: I really want them to use their power through Gurrido's.

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Speaker 4: Good for them.

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Speaker 6: I'm forgidding, but there's literally about to be text coming

485
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Speaker 6: in any second of someone who's like, finally someone.

486
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Speaker 4: Under saying conspiracies are.

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Speaker 2: True, Toritos are bad, but Frido's are still cool, right rectangle, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's not an Illuminati symbol.

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Speaker 3: It's only a shape issue.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I think we're saying, hey, I'm calling because you

492
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Speaker 14: gave me your number, and I'm I wanted also say

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry because.

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Speaker 13: I'm really embarrassed about you know, how things went down,

495
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Speaker 13: and you know, when you were putting your number into

496
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Speaker 13: my phone. I know, I know I should not have

497
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Speaker 13: reached my hand into your purse, but it I thought

498
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Speaker 13: I saw your wallet like coming out, so I wasn't trying.

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Speaker 2: To take it.

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Speaker 13: I was just trying to make sure it was pushed

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Speaker 13: all the way down inside, like all the way to

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Speaker 13: the bottom.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I swear.

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Speaker 15: I You probably thought I was like, uh, some sort

505
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Speaker 15: of creep.

506
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Speaker 13: Pulling a fast one, like trying to rob.

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Speaker 15: You or something, But I wasn't.

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Speaker 11: I have money. I'm going great. I'm I I shop

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Speaker 11: the whole food.

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Speaker 12: So anyway, I'm.

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Speaker 13: Thinking of ways to try and make it up to you,

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Speaker 13: and and I think I would like to invite you

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Speaker 13: and your friend to come see my bluegrass band play.

514
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Speaker 13: We're called Harmonica Lewinsky, and we're pretty good. I gotta say,

515
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Speaker 13: very few covers, mostly all original stuff. And you can

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Speaker 13: leave your person home.

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Speaker 15: As a begets a tree.

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Speaker 4: Did not land.

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Speaker 2: I did it.

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Speaker 16: I did it.

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Speaker 5: I don't all men know and people in general you

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Speaker 5: just don't touch a purse.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm scared to.

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Speaker 2: I just think the best band name of all time.

525
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Speaker 4: Is their Sucking and Blowing.

526
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Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little too.

527
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Speaker 3: They all wear blues.

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Speaker 2: Remember you can listen a Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 2: time every week, and check out us on YouTube at

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey for more hilarious Voicemails's.

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Speaker 9: Coming up next Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question for our audience. How many rhyming words

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Speaker 2: end with ation? I mean there's nation ventilation for jose

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Speaker 2: self gratifications. You said for Brooks Social Security Administration.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it, gets Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: For Alexis spray on ultraviolet radiation. I'm just saying it's

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Speaker 2: a lot more words than you think. Rhyme and Brooks.

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Speaker 2: Challenge today is to use all of them in one conversation.

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Speaker 17: Oh you did it because she works for a made

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Speaker 17: up company called the Organization Station and they believe the

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Speaker 17: key to a clean and tidy lifestyle is rhyming.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we'll see how that goes in your phone. Tap

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Speaker 2: right now. Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, is this Reggie?

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Speaker 16: Yeah it was this.

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Speaker 3: This is Carrie Craven.

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Speaker 5: I'm the professional organizer from Organization Station.

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Speaker 3: I think your fiance, Hannah said, I might be calling.

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Speaker 16: Oh yeah, you imagine something bad? It you think I'm disorganized?

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00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 12: You know what you're gonna do?

551
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 3: We all need a little help.

552
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Speaker 5: And first of all, congratulations on your relationship elongation. Is

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Speaker 5: she pregnant because that would be an exclamation a man.

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Speaker 16: I sure hope not. If she is, I hope it's mine.

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00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 5: I actually had a shotgun wedding myself. Didn't know who

556
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Speaker 5: the father was at the time, but that's another story.

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Speaker 16: I was just kidding.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it was just a whole copulation confirmation.

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Speaker 16: A copulation confirmation, that's whatever.

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Speaker 5: AnyWho, I know, you and your fiance Hannah went from

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Speaker 5: isolation living separately to relocation, maturation, living.

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Speaker 3: Together as one.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, you can put it that way.

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Speaker 3: That's exactly how I put it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, she mentioned she's having palpitations regarding your upcoming

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Speaker 5: organization situation. Uh so she asked me to give you

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Speaker 5: the renovation presentation.

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Speaker 16: Renovation renovation present I see what you're doing. You kind

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Speaker 16: of making like a rhyming thing.

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Speaker 5: Thinks that's how we speak here at the organization station.

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Speaker 5: That's the way we live in obligation and harmonization.

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Speaker 16: Wow, we're going to keep it going, aren't you?

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Speaker 3: Can you kid after me the illumination of organization.

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Speaker 16: So I get that. I appreciate the rhyming thing and everything,

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Speaker 16: but you know, it's a little but too much to me.

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Speaker 16: What's trying to help me clean up?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Your biggest enemy right now is organization constipation and rhyming

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Speaker 5: helps with the placation of your aggravation.

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Speaker 16: You got a dictionary in front of your something. He's

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Speaker 16: just pulling us out of yours. I mean, is this literally.

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Speaker 5: How you thought we need to work on de escalation

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Speaker 5: and relaxation?

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Speaker 3: It could be your salvation.

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Speaker 16: Okay, I get it Asian as that. Can you just

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Speaker 16: tell me how to organize my place?

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Speaker 5: Oh, you're asking for a translation, because the filtration of

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Speaker 5: crustaceans can't be a realization.

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Speaker 16: Listen, lady, you don't know what you're talking about. Are

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Speaker 16: you just talking about seafood and shelfish? All right, that's

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Speaker 16: what a crustration is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the temptation before your honeymoon vacation and you

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Speaker 5: need to set up a workstation.

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Speaker 16: Can you doing this on purpose to make me angry?

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Speaker 16: Because it's working. I'll tell you thought. I'll give you

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Speaker 16: a word. It's how about frustration? I want to get this.

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Speaker 5: That is a great word. I sense that and vexation

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Speaker 5: with this conversation. Oh my god, you own a Dalmatian.

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Speaker 16: Dalma.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's been procrastination for telling you that I'm on

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Speaker 5: the radio station.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, just clean up my house, that's all I care about. Okay,

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Speaker 16: radio stations.

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Speaker 5: I'm saying this is Brooke for the radio station at

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Speaker 5: the show breaking Jeffrey of the morning.

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Speaker 3: We're doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 11: Ah.

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Speaker 16: I was wondering, like that, know way some business is

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Speaker 16: gonna come call me with all this nonsense.

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Speaker 3: You're set up by your fiance, Hannah. You've had the revelation.

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Speaker 16: Oh no, not another one. I was getting.

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Speaker 5: Legit, mad, I was getting well, maybe you need a staycation.

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Speaker 7: I think I do.

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Speaker 3: I need a vacation from this phone call excommunication.

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Speaker 16: I'm not even gonna laugh at that one.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just done standardization you.

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Speaker 16: I definitely ad it for words at this point.

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Speaker 8: The weak up every morning.

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Speaker 9: Was foot tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 9: in the morning.

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Speaker 2: They said it was impossible, couldn't be done, don't even try.

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Speaker 2: They said there was no way to incorporate human sacrifice

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Speaker 2: into a first date in a fun, lighthearted way. That's

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Speaker 2: what they said.

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Speaker 3: I think I said that too.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, one of our listeners just managed to pull

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Speaker 2: it off successful way, and now his date has disappeared.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: But yeah no, not because of that sacrificed She's just

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Speaker 2: not calling back.

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Speaker 3: Are you sure?

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Speaker 2: The thing is he did come up with one of

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Speaker 2: the more creative first date ideas we've ever heard, and

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Speaker 2: he got the whole room to laugh with his human

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Speaker 2: sacrifice reference during it. Okay, and you're gonna hear all

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Speaker 2: of it when we do your second day update right

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Speaker 2: after this second date. Normally, when we hear a guy

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Speaker 2: say he went out with a woman who's way out

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Speaker 2: of his league, the first thing that comes to our

642
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Speaker 2: minds is looks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you're right.

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Speaker 2: We're thinking she's in New York. Ten, he's an Idaho

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Speaker 2: six and a half, which.

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Speaker 3: Is still striking gold for me, you know what.

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Speaker 2: Not in this case, I'll take that. One of our listeners,

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Speaker 2: Tyler says he went out with someone whose brain is

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Speaker 2: a ten. I love that, and he's still an Idaho

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Speaker 2: six and a half.

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Speaker 3: Say good for you.

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Speaker 2: But Tyler, you say she's good looking too, right?

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Speaker 11: She is?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, red flag pretty and smart.

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Speaker 2: Persons go to suck it is where'd you meet this girl?

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Speaker 15: We met online?

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Speaker 12: So she checks boxes physically.

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Speaker 5: She checks all these boxes and she's still online dating.

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Speaker 4: Was it like tender or scientists inquiries?

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Speaker 2: It's a normal dating app. I'm guessing yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And what's her name. We didn't get that Veronica. Veronica.

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Speaker 2: That name is she's every god to date her. Tell

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Speaker 2: us a little bit about Veronica. What did you like

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Speaker 2: about her?

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Speaker 15: Okay, so I mean obviously beautiful, but you could just

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Speaker 15: tell she was really interesting and smart.

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Speaker 5: And do you mean tell like when you saw her

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Speaker 5: dating profile or when you met her in person the profile?

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Speaker 15: Okay, because she's into art and she's into books and reading.

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Speaker 2: Or swiped, last seven times since you started talking, even

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Speaker 2: audio books. Well, but that's that's something that you like,

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Speaker 2: the comic books. Maybe that's something that you like about her.

673
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I did. I like somebody who's smart and

674
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 15: who's who's educated and intellectue.

675
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 3: For sure, that's great.

676
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: So what'd you end up doing for your date?

677
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 8: So?

678
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 15: I thought I could make it a little bit unique

679
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 15: since she's so much into art and literature and reading.

680
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 15: So we went to a few different libraries, like all

681
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 15: these unique places.

682
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 3: With that instead of like, yeah, exactly fun. But a

683
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 3: library anything but a library if you supposed a book

684
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 3: to when you like a.

685
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: Library, stop judging. There are some dark ced sections in

686
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 2: every library where you can speak a work.

687
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: Was it? I spend Actually a lot of time in

688
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 3: the library.

689
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 5: I'm the good partly not and I just they're not

690
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 5: that'd be hard to like sit and have a conversation.

691
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,280
Speaker 3: They're quiet places, you know, that's true.

692
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 15: But you know it's not just about books. It's about

693
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 15: you know, you look around and the architecture of the buildings.

694
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 15: These libraries are pretty cool, that's true.

695
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 2: A lot of them have coffee shops in there too.

696
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 3: I don't think so.

697
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: A library library. Don't they have rooms?

698
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 4: You know, they don't have at ms you can pull

699
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 4: catch out right.

700
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: No, this is coffee? What am I drinking it?

701
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 4: Sorry?

702
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 2: You know what, Tyler, If you had a good time

703
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 2: in the library, and she had a good time, then

704
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: that's great.

705
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 4: I will say. I already like this.

706
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 6: This is probably the most unique day one of them

707
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 6: that we've ever heard, where you guys are finding a

708
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 6: different thing to entertain.

709
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 4: Yourself, stretch. Okay, I like it for them.

710
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Okay.

711
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 3: I think what was her thoughts? Though?

712
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 15: I mean, I felt like it went well. Maybe the

713
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 15: problem was she had to drive separately because I don't

714
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 15: want to make her feel uncomfortable, you know, driving to

715
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 15: someplace if somebody you don't really know so.

716
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 2: Sure you drove separately to all three libraries.

717
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I feel like that.

718
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 2: For the first one you feel safe enough to ride together.

719
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 3: Was it four? I mean it's it doesn't matter.

720
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 15: That's a valid point. But the other, you know, the

721
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 15: other thing is and you guys brought it up a

722
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 15: little bit. It's tough to talk and get to know

723
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 15: each other when you're in a library. You got to

724
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 15: kind of be quiet a little bit. I'm not really

725
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 15: comfortable and outgoing all the time, so I thought it

726
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 15: may be a little bit more romantic to those somewhere

727
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 15: where I didn't have to talk as much and be,

728
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 15: you know, on as much. We can kind of be

729
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 15: a little bit more intimate.

730
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 3: Oh, intimate by being silent, very.

731
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 4: Just eye cond intimate.

732
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 15: You know, get to know each other without actually having

733
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,359
Speaker 15: to battle on and on and on, you know.

734
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 2: Just okay each other's presence. Yeah, like a twenty year

735
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: old married couple.

736
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 3: I don't know.

737
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 5: Did you feel like she was asking you more questions

738
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 5: than you were asking her.

739
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 15: I'm actually not sure about that.

740
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 8: She probably was a little bit.

741
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 15: More outgoing than I was.

742
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,120
Speaker 11: I'll say that.

743
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I only ask is like, you know, maybe

744
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 5: that was a sign that she was like trying to

745
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 5: fill the void, right, Yeah, that it wasn't comfortable for her.

746
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 4: She's acting question, She's like, I'm trying to read.

747
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't make Yeah.

748
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,479
Speaker 15: I mean maybe it felt like she wanted to talk

749
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 15: more and I want to be a little bit more

750
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 15: quiet and reserved.

751
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I.

752
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 5: Feel like calling a radio station for help is going

753
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 5: to prove to her that you do have an outgoing

754
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 5: side as well.

755
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, you.

756
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: Was there at any point during the day a super

757
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: romantic or flirtatious moment that would be like a highlight

758
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 2: you could point out.

759
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 15: Yeah, we were being jokey and flirty and a one

760
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 15: time I grabbed a self help book that says that

761
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 15: you know the beginner's guy the human sacrifice and said, oh.

762
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: I don't know flirty if that's flirty, but it's something I.

763
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 3: Don't have virgin blood, so it's not going to work.

764
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 2: Maybe on your next day you could sacrifice someone together

765
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: and we'll send you there, hopefully if we can get

766
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,839
Speaker 2: her on the line when we do your second date

767
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: update right after this.

768
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 11: Thank you, all right, hold on.

769
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 1: Up.

770
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 2: This little piggy went to the library. This little piggy

771
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: went to another library. Okay, this little piggy went to

772
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: a third library. It's all libraries with this piggy and

773
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 2: no coffee shops inside, like I thought they were.

774
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 3: Okay, he should go to one sometimes.

775
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: I guess so because Tyler, our listener, took Veronica to

776
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: a bunch of different libraries around the city because he

777
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 2: knew that she loved reading and art and smart stuff

778
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 2: like that. But afterwards, this little piggy hasn't been able

779
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: to get himself another date, so he went we we

780
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 2: we all the way to the radio station for help.

781
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 4: Are we the big bed wolf.

782
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 2: For the safe place?

783
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 3: I feel like this is the last time you read,

784
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 3: and a little concerned about that.

785
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: Well that's okay, yeah, to do one library to library.

786
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 2: It's not about me and my reading. It's about Tyler

787
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 2: and trying to get him hooked up again with Veronica. Tyler, Yes,

788
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 2: how you feeling man lucky this question? Okay?

789
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 15: I feel like I'm gonna get lucky. You guys are

790
00:38:59,239 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 15: gonna pull through four.

791
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a different meaning than you say.

792
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 3: We're not providing that service, but we forgot to ask, like,

793
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 3: have you talked to her at all since your library date?

794
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 15: No, I called once.

795
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 12: I sent a text.

796
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 11: Nothing.

797
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 3: That's not too much either.

798
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 2: That's good. Well, we have dozens and dozens of phone

799
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: lines to call her on one of them she has

800
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 2: to answer. Let's give it a shot.

801
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 4: Okay, we're gonna call her from eight different lines. It once.

802
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 2: I will call her for four straight days until she

803
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: picks up the phone. I promise you that, Tyler. Okay,

804
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 2: let's do this once on. Okay, let's try it the

805
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: first time. Here we go, Hello, Hi, is this Veronica?

806
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:46,359
Speaker 12: Ah?

807
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, who's calling?

808
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: Hey? This is jeff from the radio show Brooke and

809
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, I have to pause there

810
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,320
Speaker 2: to see if there's any recognition.

811
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: I also feel like it made you sound intellectual.

812
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 4: She reads the books listen to our show.

813
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, we hear that you are intellectual, type A truancy.

814
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 8: I am so confused. Far are you guys calling.

815
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 13: Me and.

816
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 2: Of what you ask good questions?

817
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 8: Intellectual?

818
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 2: We've heard that from one of our listeners named Tyler,

819
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 2: who you apparently went out with the other day to

820
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 2: several libraries. Oh yeah, but now you're not calling him back,

821
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: and so we're trying to help him through this segment

822
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: called the second date update to figure out if something

823
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: went wrong or if we could fix it, to see

824
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 2: what's going on, maybe get you another shot.

825
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 8: Okay, so a rainy station is trying to play matchmaker. Okay,

826
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 8: this is real, Yeah.

827
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 3: Very real.

828
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: We're not really trying to play matchmaker. It sounds like

829
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 2: you guys already matched online.

830
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 8: Well yeah, no, I mean we did match online. We

831
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 8: meant on an app, but I'm not sure if that

832
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 8: translated to matching in real life. Something just fell off.

833
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 5: I'm curious what your thoughts or feelings were when he

834
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 5: suggested the library tour.

835
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I actually really loved that. I thought that was

836
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 8: super unique. You know, I'm just so sick of like

837
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 8: going to the coffee shop or like going to the bar.

838
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 8: Like I'm just like, it's just kind of boring.

839
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: And that's why you got to find a library that

840
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 2: has a coffee shop and a bar inside.

841
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 5: I'd go to that actually.

842
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. But oh so you too. But you had fun

843
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 3: then with the library aspect of your date.

844
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 8: I mean, I really loved it was such a unique idea.

845
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 8: I loved that he sort of took something, and I

846
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 8: really loved his books. I love reading. I'm a huge reader.

847
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 8: And he kind of like tailored the date towards one

848
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 8: of my interests, which I thought was really nice.

849
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: Oh that's really it was a very thoughtful thing of

850
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 2: him to do.

851
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, very thoughtful, not generic, but unfortunately, just the

852
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 8: chemistry just wasn't there.

853
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 5: Do you think it's because the setting didn't, like give

854
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: it a chance to kem it?

855
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 4: What sub.

856
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 2: As you are?

857
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 5: Yeah?

858
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: Mixed it.

859
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 2: I mean it's hard to have a strong connection with

860
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 2: someone in a place where you're supposed to stay quiet

861
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: and whisper all the time. Is that what's going on?

862
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 18: Yeah?

863
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 8: I mean we didn't talk a lot in library, and

864
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 8: because you kind of need to be quiet obviously, and sure,

865
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 8: I thought maybe he was nervous or something. So I

866
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 8: asked him to grab a drink afterwards, and he said,

867
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 8: no thanks, Oh.

868
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 4: He rejected you whoa.

869
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 2: We didn't hear about that part of the STA.

870
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 3: Does he not drink? Do you think is that why

871
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 3: you could say that?

872
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 8: I thought maybe that, But he was just a completely

873
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 8: different person than who I met online. Like I thought

874
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 8: we were vibing on chatting and then like in person,

875
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 8: like why wouldn't you want to get a drink after

876
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,800
Speaker 8: going to three libraries, like I'm smart about boring.

877
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: I mean, was in the morning like a.

878
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 15: Tiger the day ironica.

879
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 4: Oh well that was as well it happened.

880
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: Sorry that that's Tyler who was supposed to wait till

881
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 2: we call him in, but oh my, okay, he's been

882
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: listening on the other line this whole time. You can

883
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 2: say hi to one where you.

884
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 15: Want to go?

885
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 8: Three churches, like.

886
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 4: Church architecture is actually pretty crazy.

887
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: Maybe she's super religious.

888
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 15: I mean sorry, so I guess I just you know,

889
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 15: I have something to admit to you, and everybody admissions, Okay.

890
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 8: I mean that's fine. I just you know, if you

891
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 8: don't drink, like no judgments, that's fine, Like you could

892
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 8: have done something else, but you just like teased out.

893
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 8: So I'm just really weirded out that you want to

894
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 8: ask me out again.

895
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 15: But well we matched online. You were just you know,

896
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 15: you're so beautiful and intelligent, sophisticated. I just knew I

897
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 15: couldn't match up to that. In order to seem more charming,

898
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 15: I was texting you, you know, chat GPT and chat GPT.

899
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 4: Is that the new one?

900
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 3: AI? That is like the computer generated texts? Wait, that

901
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 3: wasn't really you texting with her.

902
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I'd like type in, hey you're some guy,

903
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 15: I say something smart, funny, classic art, and it came

904
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 15: out that works.

905
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 2: Bro.

906
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 15: Yeah day.

907
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 4: An app website. Okay, well, good to note for other reasons.

908
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 8: Wait, so like used artificial intelligence to talk to me

909
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 8: through a dating app. Like, I'm just having trouble wrapping

910
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 8: my head around this. Like so, yeah, you were a

911
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 8: completely different person.

912
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 11: So oh.

913
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 3: It was like a droid and that was a human.

914
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 8: I feel like I got catfished by like a chat bot,

915
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 8: is what happened?

916
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,360
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.

917
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 8: Wait wait, so you don't actually like money though, Uh

918
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 8: that's how you pronounced it that THO was like mayonnai, dude,

919
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 8: you gotta tell.

920
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: Us this type of stuff before we call someone.

921
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 15: This is not a little nervous, that's that's all.

922
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 12: I like.

923
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 15: It's just for me. I'm a little bit shy at first,

924
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 15: but once you get to know me, I have a

925
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 15: much better personality and bigger personality. It's just the initial

926
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 15: meaning was a little bit intimidating to me.

927
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 5: I mean, and it makes sense why you picked a

928
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 5: library so you didn't to talk.

929
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh, and that's why you said no to the bar. Too.

930
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 2: You were like nervous about exposing yourself like free thought,

931
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 2: I mean exposing not in that way, like just not

932
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 2: living up to the intellectuals that you showed online.

933
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 8: Yeah, you basically lied about all of your interests and

934
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 8: then plagiarized an entire online conversation with me. So I'm

935
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 8: talking to like a fake person.

936
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 12: No, I'm not a fake person.

937
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 15: I put all the emojis myself.

938
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 2: That's sophisticated stuff. There are like hundreds of them to

939
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: pick for.

940
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 8: It took a lot of intellectual labor to pick out

941
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 8: a book emoji. When we're talking about.

942
00:45:54,400 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: Look, Brook, do you give him any credit here for

943
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: at least going through all this effort to try and

944
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 2: impress her.

945
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that you didn't have enough to offer her,

946
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 5: and that's too bad.

947
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,479
Speaker 2: That's a little bit harsh. Well, I mean.

948
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 5: All of it, but like I think you should come

949
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,480
Speaker 5: at it within a big apology instead of don't blame

950
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 5: me for this, Like that's kind of a not an

951
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,479
Speaker 5: awesome look.

952
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 15: I agree, Yeah, I just I don't know. I just

953
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 15: because he didn't really get a chance to talk talk

954
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 15: at the library, so I thought maybe a second date

955
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 15: at the exact same time we had the first date

956
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 15: wasn't in my best interest.

957
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 3: You're not making any sense.

958
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 8: That doesn't make any sense at all.

959
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 2: That's chatbot. What you should say here, Tyler, Dad.

960
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 8: You have it pulled up right now, or use your

961
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 8: actual responses, or you like have like a laptop open,

962
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 8: like while we're on like on the phone, like I

963
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 8: don't trust you now, and that's bad.

964
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 15: So I've been honest with you since we've been talking

965
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 15: on the on the radio here, and I do have

966
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 15: the chat up. I'm just not using it. A blank scream.

967
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 8: Okay, maybe you should.

968
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 2: Maybe you should.

969
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 3: Jeffrey could hurt. I mean, he's earnest, he likes you.

970
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: And I bet he really does like money, Tyler, say

971
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: something nice about money.

972
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 15: He used wonderful colors.

973
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 2: My nephew said the same thing when he watched Thomas

974
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 2: the Train. The intellect shining today. And we would like

975
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 2: to connect you to one more time for another date

976
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 2: and pay for that date. You know, library, coffee shop, bar,

977
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 2: combo gift cards.

978
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 5: You're gonna find it, Veronica, I don't know.

979
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 8: I mean, like Tyler like the date idea. It was

980
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 8: all you, I think maybe, and that was great and

981
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 8: you made some funny joke about human sacrifice, and unless

982
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 8: you came up with something beforehand, like I think you

983
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 8: should maybe give yourself some more credit because I think

984
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 8: you are smart and funny. But yeah, not the right

985
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 8: person for me, Like, I sorry, locked my trust, so I'm.

986
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:10,439
Speaker 2: Sorry I can't get that back. I'm sorry, man, Yeah,

987
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 2: that was.

988
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 3: All right, Tyler disappointed face emoji.

989
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 2: Rook Jeffrey in the morning. Well, no, surprise, didn't really

990
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 2: work out for Tyler on that one.

991
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,400
Speaker 3: I feel for him, poor buddy.

992
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: That's why I asked chat GPT, I actually did. I

993
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: asked it to say something kind and funny about a

994
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 2: guy who just got rejected for a second date.

995
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 4: I bet they came up with a good.

996
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 2: Answer, but here's what it said. Well, getting rejected for

997
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: a second date may not feel like a laughing matter

998
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: at first, but it's always good to keep your sense

999
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,280
Speaker 2: of humor about it, because who knows, Maybe the person

1000
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 2: you asked out has a terrible taste in movies. Sure

1001
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: they're secretly a cat person, hey, chat JPT. Whatever the

1002
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: reason may be, just remember that rejection is not a

1003
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 2: reflection of your worth as a person. Keep your head up,

1004
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 2: keep being yourself. And keep putting yourself out there because

1005
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 2: the right person is out there waiting for you. Maybe

1006
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 2: someday you'll look back on this rejection and laugh about

1007
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 2: it over a drink with your future soulmate.

1008
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so cute, awesome, be.

1009
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 5: True too, because you're on the radio and you're like,

1010
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 5: you'd never believe what I did.

1011
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 2: Ye wow, Oh my god, I think I want to

1012
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: date the chat GPT some inappropriate questions after this, But

1013
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 2: if you ever want to hear any of our second

1014
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 2: Day podcasts, you can find them up online wherever you

1015
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: get them at Brook and Jeffrey, Brook and.

1016
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 3: Jeffrey, that's the one you should have had chat GPT right.

1017
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 9: At the end of the day Brook and Jeffrey in

1018
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 9: the morning.

1019
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 2: You know, on this show we cover a lot of

1020
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: re really bad dates. Yeah, and I'm not even just

1021
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: talking about Jose and Alexis's personal lives. I'm talking about

1022
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: between all the second date updates and the loser lines

1023
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 2: and the battle of the tender dates, we are the

1024
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 2: bad dating mecca of the radio world.

1025
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 4: I hope dating never gets fixed because I don't think

1026
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 4: we have jobs.

1027
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 5: It's not a trophy I expected to have when I

1028
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 5: was in journalism school, but wear.

1029
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 2: It brooke the badge of honor. Somebody on Reddick actually

1030
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 2: called us the love graveyard, thank you. So, you know what,

1031
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: it would be impossible for us to go an entire

1032
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: week without us talking about the worst bad first date story.

1033
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear all year long. Oh wow, and we

1034
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: have the audio to prove it. Oh so we're gonna

1035
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: play that for you coming up right after this. All

1036
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 2: week long, we've been inundated with d ms from our listeners,

1037
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 2: not just the usual ones asking us to send them.

1038
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 2: Weirds a lot of people wondering if we've seen Elisee

1039
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 2: Meyer's video on TikTok, where she shared a story about

1040
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 2: the worst first date that she's ever been on.

1041
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 4: Oh I did see.

1042
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 5: Oh my god. So many people have said it to me.

1043
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 5: I've loved that they think of us as soon as

1044
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:17,800
Speaker 5: they see it.

1045
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:19,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally good dating show.

1046
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1047
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 2: On the show, we've heard about a ton of really

1048
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 2: bad first dates. And so I think I was in

1049
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 2: the same boat as you guys. When I first heard

1050
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 2: people saying like, oh, Jeff, this girl had such a

1051
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 2: bad date. You gotta see, I was like, uh huh, Yeah,

1052
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 2: I mean how bad could it be? Dude?

1053
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 3: Her story it made me laughing bad. I was dying

1054
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 3: laughing watching her video.

1055
00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: I was saying, last time that I checked it, it

1056
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 2: had forty five thousand comments, two point five million likes,

1057
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: and has been viewed over seventeen million times.

1058
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 5: I mean, if we have how many bad dates a

1059
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 5: day on this show and we're not getting that type

1060
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 5: of like shares.

1061
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 2: That's a lot of clouds. Yeah. So we're gonna play

1062
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: the audio of this. Oh, it's so funny, it's pretty amazing.

1063
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: So for the first clip, this is how Elisa's worst

1064
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: date ever starts.

1065
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 18: This man messages me out the blue and he goes,

1066
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 18: I like your face. Let's go get some food. I

1067
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 18: love food. Are you my soulmate? He says, meet me

1068
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 18: at my house. I will drive us to the restaurant together.

1069
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 18: Why did we not just meet there? I have no idea.

1070
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 18: I drive forty five minutes to his house. He's standing

1071
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 18: outside of it. He walks up to my car and

1072
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 18: he goes, i've lost my keys. Can you drive us there?

1073
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 18: Should I have just left him right there and gone home? Yes? Did? I?

1074
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 18: Absolutely not? He gets in starts giving me turn by

1075
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 18: turned directions. He could have been leading me to an

1076
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 18: abandoned warehouse and he still would have been like left

1077
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 18: at this stop sign.

1078
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm so been there too, like in that respect,

1079
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 5: like why did I agree to that?

1080
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 3: I'm glad that she owns up to him. Yeah, she's

1081
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 3: like why did I do this?

1082
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 4: Totally?

1083
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 2: But then the day does take kind of a weird

1084
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 2: turn once she realizes their destination.

1085
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 18: We end up at a Taco bell, which is fine.

1086
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 18: I'm like dine in or drive through and he's like

1087
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 18: drive through and like great, he has a plan. We

1088
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 18: get to the speaker and he just leans over and goes,

1089
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 18: I would like one hundred hard shell tacos.

1090
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 9: Thank you.

1091
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 18: We get to the window, he does one of these numbers.

1092
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 18: I'm like, did you forget your wallet? And he's like yeah.

1093
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 18: It's like do you need me to pay?

1094
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 4: He's like yeah.

1095
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 18: I'm like yeah, I buy the one hundred tacos and

1096
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 18: I'm like where to next? And he goes back to

1097
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,840
Speaker 18: my house and I was like, Okay, this is happening.

1098
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 18: I'm just I'm committed to this.

1099
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,320
Speaker 4: Now it's happening.

1100
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 18: Oh my god, I can't believe she did it.

1101
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 3: Like actually here's the thing.

1102
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,400
Speaker 5: You get so far into a date, like you're just like, well,

1103
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 5: let's just finish, say it.

1104
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: To the end. If you're wondering, by the way, what

1105
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 2: a hundred hard shell tacos cost. At least paid one

1106
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 2: hundred and forty nine dollars and seven cents.

1107
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 9: I thought that.

1108
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 2: She says it took the taco bell staff fifteen minutes

1109
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: to make all the tacos for them.

1110
00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 4: That suck for them too.

1111
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 2: I didn't think of that so her it felt like

1112
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 2: an eternity because her date was talking about his ex

1113
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: girlfriend the entire time. You're probably thinking, Okay, the worst

1114
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 2: part's over. I've had to pay for this. At least

1115
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 2: I get to eat a bunch of tacos. She doesn't

1116
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 2: realize it's true. It's about to get even weirder.

1117
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 18: We get to his house. We walk in. His dad

1118
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 18: is on the couch. I'm like, he lives with his dad.

1119
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 18: It's fine. The hoops I am teleporting through to convince

1120
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 18: myself that this decision that I've made is okay.

1121
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 4: Is just wild.

1122
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: Walk past his.

1123
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 18: Dad into the kitchen. He just starts emptying the boxes

1124
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 18: of tacos, just releasing them onto the table, puts two

1125
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 18: chairs at the table, sits down, and he just screams

1126
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 18: at the top of his lungs.

1127
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 4: Let's fust.

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00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 2: Alexis. You're twenty four single and on the dating apps, Like,

1129
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 2: if you found yourself in this situation, what are you thinking?

1130
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?

1131
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 3: Why did you go in the house?

1132
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 15: Dude?

1133
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 5: You can't say no anything, but I'd probably go in.

1134
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 2: He also has ended up in situations with three different

1135
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 2: guys all at the same time because she doesn't know

1136
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: who to say no to.

1137
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I guess I'd probably eat the

1138
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 3: tacos in the house. And I don't know.

1139
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 2: I don't even know how it can get better, So

1140
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: it seems like I can't get any worse than this.

1141
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 2: How does the nightmare first date end?

1142
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 18: I am just calmly unwrapping my taco and taking a

1143
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 18: bite of it. We are eating hard shell tacos in

1144
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 18: complete silence. You can hear both of us chewing. It's

1145
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 18: absolute chaos. The dad walks up grabs a taco. There's

1146
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 18: a hundred of them, we have so many to spare.

1147
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,440
Speaker 18: He's eating over us, just like standing doesn't sit, stands

1148
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 18: right next to the table, crunch his mouthful. He just

1149
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 18: looks at me and he goes, do you want to

1150
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,319
Speaker 18: see my studio? And I was like, I have never

1151
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 18: wanted to see anything less in my entire life. It

1152
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 18: was that moment that I decided this date was completely over,

1153
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 18: or else I was going to be killed one. I

1154
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 18: am now just like collecting the tacos because I paid

1155
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 18: for them. I walk out with boxes of tacos in

1156
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 18: my purse. I look back and I was like, thank

1157
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 18: you for this experience. You will never hear from me again.

1158
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 3: Why do I love this story just over and over again.

1159
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 3: It's so good, It's so relatable.

1160
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 4: Is it Patty that she took the tackles with her?

1161
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 3: Proud of her? How do you think that that was

1162
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 3: the smartest decision she made?

1163
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 5: Yes?

1164
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 6: That because if you have a weird dad trying to

1165
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 6: show you a studio, who knows what else.

1166
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 3: In the studio of what?

1167
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be music, it could be an art studio.

1168
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 3: I don't think it's any of those things.

1169
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 4: You don't think he was an artist? I don't.

1170
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,439
Speaker 2: I think she should have gone down the rabbit hole.

1171
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 2: I mean she's already in the apartment. I mean it's

1172
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 2: like creepy miniature figures. Yeah, I guess we'll never know

1173
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 2: because Elise was too scared. Good job, Elise, human skin.

1174
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 17: So if I end up in the situation you want

1175
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 17: me to go all the way you.

1176
00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 5: Need to talk about on the shop, both of you

1177
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 5: would never survive as females would have been killed off

1178
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 5: in the opening.

1179
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we'd have one hundred tacos a piece, so

1180
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 2: I think we were. By the way, if you ever

1181
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 2: find yourself in that situation, you can always email us too. Yes,

1182
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 2: this is perfect for a second date update.

1183
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know if she wants another date with

1184
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 3: that guy. I was going to say Battle of the

1185
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 3: Tinder Day.

1186
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 2: No, I meant for the guy. Oh yeah, he's probably wondering.

1187
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 2: Could have been.

1188
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,439
Speaker 9: Imagined Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1189
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 2: Today, we've got Nate on the show, who's appeared on

1190
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 2: this segment a handful of times. The last time he

1191
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: played though, he got zero questions right. That is rough Nate. Afterwards,

1192
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 2: he went into a cycle of binge drinking, not showering

1193
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 2: for weeks on and he basically said, if you can't

1194
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 2: beat Brook, become her. Is that the strategy name you're

1195
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: trying to become Brook.

1196
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 12: Now I just try to say one level up from Brook.

1197
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1198
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, well that's exactly where I was.

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00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: Aka, this is bad news or good news. But I

1200
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 3: did shower last night.

1201
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 5: Oh I am again only using an organic deodorant, so

1202
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 5: you might not be able to tell.

1203
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 4: But a rock under her arm pen, it's a paste.

1204
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 5: It comes out of a glass jar because we don't

1205
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 5: want to use plastic, remember, and then you take a

1206
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,200
Speaker 5: bamboo scooper.

1207
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, good lord? Is that what that smell is?

1208
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 5: Can you get out of the studios seven week?

1209
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 2: Please? Okay? Exactly? He calls it foul from Nate smell you,

1210
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 2: he says, So, thank god she's gone. Let's go over

1211
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 2: the rules. Yeah, you got thirty seconds. Answer as many

1212
00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 2: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1213
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 2: say past. But you have to beat her out right

1214
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 2: if you want to win. Are you ready?

1215
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 12: I am ready?

1216
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 2: All right, Nate, nothing but up here we go. Your

1217
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 2: time starts now. Today is National Cheese Lover's Day. According

1218
00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 2: to a poll, Cheddar is the US's favorite cheese. What's second?

1219
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 14: Uh?

1220
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: Swiss? What kind of sea creature is Patrick? From SpongeBob?

1221
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 2: Spiders typically have how many legs each? Stephanie Meyer is

1222
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 2: best known for writing what fantasy romance book series? In baseball,

1223
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 2: if one player hits a single, double, triple, and a

1224
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 2: home run in the same game, what's it called?

1225
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 8: It's a.

1226
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 12: It's called a. I like sports.

1227
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 2: I swear you guys, it's Okayn, just thank you breath

1228
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 2: Brooks are gonna come back into the studio here. And

1229
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 2: you know what I actually really like about you, Nate

1230
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 2: is when our producer asked, what are you looking forward

1231
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 2: to in the upcoming year? Answer was absolutely nothing fun.

1232
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: You said you want to have healthier habits and save

1233
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 2: more money. There you go. I think I speak for

1234
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 2: everyone in the room when we say I hope that

1235
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 2: your goals fall off because you need to have something

1236
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 2: actually fun and exciting go on. This year.

1237
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 4: I messed up and ended up in Hawaii. I want

1238
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 4: a mistake.

1239
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat healthy here, just not save any money.

1240
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know what I I'm looking forward to is

1241
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 12: actually watching Jose three.

1242
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: More a part of the Giggle Gang.

1243
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 15: I love it.

1244
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 2: I love it all right, Brooke, it's your turn. Are

1245
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 2: you ready?

1246
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 3: I'm ready?

1247
01:00:43,520 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 2: Here we go. Your time starts now. Today is national

1248
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 2: Cheese Lover's Day. According to a poll, Cheddar is the

1249
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:54,400
Speaker 2: US's favorite cheese. What second, pepper Jack? What kind of

1250
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 2: sea creature is Patrick? From SpongeBob?

1251
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 3: A seastar spiders.

1252
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 2: Typically have many legs eight. Stephanie Meyer is best known

1253
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 2: for writing what fantasy romance book series Twilight. In baseball,

1254
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: if one player hits a single, double, triple, and a

1255
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 2: home run all in the same game, what's it called?

1256
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 3: Really good? It is also, okay, really impressible.

1257
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 2: I love to look up the baseball terminology and see

1258
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 2: if that's right. But first we're going to the scoreboard

1259
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 2: with Jose. Sixty percent of the Democrats have approofed of it,

1260
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 2: seventy of the Republicans, and one hundred percent of the girly.

1261
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 6: Man nath thought you also, Jollie, Matt Nate.

1262
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 4: You got three correct today?

1263
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 3: You may I'm not feeling very strong.

1264
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,920
Speaker 4: There, Wow, Rock also three.

1265
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 3: I'm not the SpongeBob question.

1266
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 2: Man Nate, I'm sorry. Ty goes to the house. As

1267
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 2: you know, let's go over the answers for everybody. It's

1268
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: National Cheese Lover's Day. According to a poll, Cheddar is

1269
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 2: the number one favor cheese in America. Second would be

1270
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:07,800
Speaker 2: American cheese.

1271
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 3: Does not even actually count as cheese, isn't it made

1272
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: of justice?

1273
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 4: It's like oil.

1274
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 2: It has the word cheese on the package. It counts.

1275
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 2: The kind of sea creature Patrick from SpongeBob is would

1276
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 2: be a starfish.

1277
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 4: We did give her that because it is also called

1278
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 4: a sea star.

1279
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 3: I don't think they call him starfish anymore. I think

1280
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 3: they only call him sea stars.

1281
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, then Nate still loses.

1282
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 2: Eight legs, typically on a spider. Stephanie Meyer is best

1283
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 2: known for writing the Twilight book series, and in baseball,

1284
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 2: if a player hits a single, double, triple, and a

1285
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 2: home run in the same game, that is called hitting

1286
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: for the cycle. Cycle. Now, Nate, it was not enough

1287
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 2: to beat Brook here, but just for playing you do

1288
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 2: get a four pack of tickets to the Big Seattle

1289
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 2: Boat Show, happening January thirty first through February eighth. Whether

1290
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: you're looking for a boat or an accessory, find your

1291
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: big deal at the boat show. It is the best

1292
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: time of the year to buy. Details and discount tickets

1293
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 2: available at Seattle boat Show dot com.

1294
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 12: All Right by Boats a fun thing for the year.

1295
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 5: You can boat, which is really good at like leading

1296
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 5: you to the bad pathways on.

1297
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 4: The dark side.

1298
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 8: I love it.

1299
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:15,960
Speaker 2: Nate, You're always a good time. Come back and get

1300
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 2: them play soon. Okay, thank you, thank you.

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01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 3: Good effort, man, good effort.

1302
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow

1303
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.