Speaker 1: So cold.
Speaker 2: It is cold.
Speaker 3: It's so cold in here.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Greg? Do you want to be on the
Speaker 2: podcast this time?
Speaker 1: I don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 2: You don't want him on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It just comes in and screams and yells, I'll get
Speaker 1: him in here right now. No, I don't want him.
Speaker 1: Why no, I don't want him? An what's this? Stop?
Speaker 1: I don't want him in here? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: we want you to be I don't want him. We
Speaker 1: have to start the show, and I want him in here.
Speaker 1: He yells and screams.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what's gonna make the episode. It's going
Speaker 2: to be gold.
Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, we didn't start it yet. Now stops.
Speaker 2: What's gonna be?
Speaker 3: Well, tells you what's Sai ChEls like Sami?
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 2: There life, Rick do win everything.
Speaker 4: From checkson Banila to chrispyr So.
Speaker 1: You dopes, we're talking. Nobody could hear you because the
Speaker 1: music was over you.
Speaker 3: I can hear. It's another brody, stupid parody song.
Speaker 4: And he takes the song and he takes out the
Speaker 4: words and he throws in like Rice crispys and throws
Speaker 4: into other words.
Speaker 1: It's not Andrew, please take the microphone.
Speaker 5: I wanted the episode to be I wanted our theme
Speaker 5: song to beat the Baha Men's who let the dogs out?
Speaker 2: But he said, no, why that sounds good?
Speaker 3: Who let the cereal out?
Speaker 4: Who likes to cereal?
Speaker 1: Again? I don't want No one wants to hear this.
Speaker 4: No one wants to hear this, Scotch. Yeah, no one
Speaker 4: wants to listen to your podcast anyway? Who cares you
Speaker 4: talk about cereal? No one cares about cereal as much
Speaker 4: as you do. Who cares you talk about junkie cereals?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 4: You talk about good cereal, the Tellog's brands and post brands.
Speaker 4: General Mills has the building to sit down. All right, well,
Speaker 4: let's find hi guys. I'm Greg T and I'm alongside
Speaker 4: of Andrew. And it's a Serial Killers episode. What episode
Speaker 4: is it? Don't even know because I don't care either.
Speaker 3: There's got no legs, it's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2: Can we start the podcast now?
Speaker 3: Episode forty five? All right?
Speaker 4: So Ghandi is here too? No, Gandhi, Hey, Gandhy.
Speaker 2: Scott doesn't want to start recording because Tea is in here.
Speaker 3: Andrew invited me. No, I don't know why he's acting
Speaker 3: like this. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the cereal.
Speaker 3: Let's go what's the cereal brand we're talking about today? Everybody?
Speaker 3: What are we to Scotty? What's the matter with you?
Speaker 4: You know what you guys should do. You should have
Speaker 4: people email about what their brand of cereal would be.
Speaker 3: Don't you think people have their own ideas about what
Speaker 3: kind of cereal they want?
Speaker 1: Then they should get a job with Kellogg's.
Speaker 3: I think like orange Kiwi would be an awesome cereal.
Speaker 5: That would be disgusting. Nobody wants a Kiwi cereal. That's
Speaker 5: why is it all being cut out?
Speaker 1: All of it? Why all of it?
Speaker 3: But you don't have that? Say, I do know you're
Speaker 3: not You're not the captain of this show.
Speaker 2: You just start eating cereal.
Speaker 4: Yes, we that's what we want to do right now,
Speaker 4: Andrew and I I would like to start eating cereal.
Speaker 3: Andrew.
Speaker 4: We want cereal, We want cereal, we want seal.
Speaker 3: Hey, I would joke for you, Scottie.
Speaker 4: What did the cereal say to the milk? Come on, dude,
Speaker 4: don't you want to hear the ending to this this joke?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: What did the cereals say to the milk? What look
Speaker 4: out Cannim Bull.
Speaker 2: He just review a bowl of cereal with us.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to cancel this.
Speaker 2: Let him review one cereal.
Speaker 4: No, no, give me a hearty one, a real hard one.
Speaker 2: Just let him review one cereal.
Speaker 3: Let me review the serial the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Are you? I'm feeling like this is fine.
Speaker 1: It's hardly energized you.
Speaker 4: I like, probably the best episode you've had in like
Speaker 4: about I don't know three months.
Speaker 1: No one even knows who you are that's listening.
Speaker 4: Nobody knows who you guys are. Nobody who listens to.
Speaker 4: You have two listeners listening to serial killers?
Speaker 2: Can you eat? Please just review one serials.
Speaker 4: A serial killer is a person that goes out and
Speaker 4: kills people. That person that eats cereal. It's totally different meeting.
Speaker 4: It's not even spelled the same.
Speaker 1: Why would I want you locking us on our podcast.
Speaker 2: Because it adds to the entertainment value.
Speaker 1: There's no entertainment value here.
Speaker 3: I'm like a radio what do they call I'm not
Speaker 3: a critic, a radio what idiot? No, a radio consultant.
Speaker 4: And I'm giving you clues and that your podcast is
Speaker 4: failing because nobody's listening to because they're searching for serial killers,
Speaker 4: and they find out about murderers, and you give them
Speaker 4: stuff about cereal and milk.
Speaker 1: It's now been five minutes and there's nothing going on because.
Speaker 2: You haven't let opened up a cereal box.
Speaker 1: I'm not going up. I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's entertaining, man, it's not well, what cereal can we
Speaker 3: eat today?
Speaker 1: I don't have any? Actually we're out no cereal.
Speaker 5: We do have cereals, scout. Just let him do one bucks, please,
Speaker 5: he'll do one and then he'll go.
Speaker 4: You've had so much. You've had your daughters on, You've
Speaker 4: had Gandhi, Danielle, my friends on.
Speaker 3: Right exactly, I'm a friend of Andrews.
Speaker 1: You've been on before.
Speaker 3: No, I have not.
Speaker 1: You've interrupted many times.
Speaker 3: That is not being a guest.
Speaker 2: I want I'm a real guest now, Yes, he's a
Speaker 2: real guest this time. Please just do one cereal.
Speaker 4: I want to be blindfolded and then and you can
Speaker 4: tell me you can make you can feed me cereal.
Speaker 1: This cereal first came out in nineteen forty one.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, it's made by General Mills.
Speaker 3: Huh is a quiz?
Speaker 1: No, it's not a quiz. It's just what I do,
Speaker 1: Andrew guess is some dumb thing. And then I'm like, no, ay, Jax,
Speaker 1: it's not corn pops. And there you go. Is it's
Speaker 1: cinnabon cereal And I go, no, it's not cinnabon cereal, Honeycombs.
Speaker 1: So in nineteen forty one, this cereal came out and
Speaker 1: it was called Cheery Oats, and then they renamed it
Speaker 1: in nineteen forty two five. What is a cheerio to Cheerios?
Speaker 1: It's not Jeopardy. It's the yellow box. There's really never
Speaker 1: been a mascot for it, although there was the Cheerio kid.
Speaker 4: I always thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1: Listen, dude, I'm not going to do this with you.
Speaker 4: No, that's serious. I thought it was a strawberry.
Speaker 1: What's a strawberry?
Speaker 4: Because on the yellow box there was a strawberry and
Speaker 4: there it gives a little bit of colors.
Speaker 1: It's a strawberry on the box, there is in the cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's a serving suggestion, right, But what.
Speaker 4: I'm saying is that that always to me, he seemed
Speaker 4: like the mascot of the cheerios, because I agree there
Speaker 4: was nothing.
Speaker 3: It was a yellow box. The cheerio in the middle.
Speaker 2: You always thought it rawberry was the Cheerios mascot.
Speaker 3: Yes, strawberries go into the cereal.
Speaker 1: They've had lots of cartoon characters push cheerios over the
Speaker 1: years since the beginning.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there stind a frog? No, that's honey, Honey Sacks.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm sweating right now because this is so frustrating to me.
Speaker 1: I can't even have fun with this.
Speaker 4: Maybe you need deodorant. We sh to do another podcast
Speaker 4: about deodorant. We can call it Armpit Sniffers, at least
Speaker 4: sniff people's armpits, and we talk about which is a
Speaker 4: good good deodorant and which is a bad deodorant.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be the lowest rated episode we've had.
Speaker 2: Can we please just open up the cereal? Is it
Speaker 2: just regular cheerios?
Speaker 4: Do you get special cheerios for Fourth of July? They've
Speaker 4: read right in blue cheerios cheerios. Look at that, and
Speaker 4: it's strawberries.
Speaker 2: You see the strawberry mascot.
Speaker 1: It's a serving suggestion.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, but it's really the mascot.
Speaker 2: I love that, and I won't look at cheerios the
Speaker 2: same way ever again.
Speaker 3: It's a mascot, the strawberry.
Speaker 1: The best part about this is there's coupons on the back.
Speaker 3: Why sorry, why is that a good thing?
Speaker 1: Because I can save one, two, three, four, five, six dollars.
Speaker 4: Oh that's such a pretty good You're right.
Speaker 1: This box cost me fifty cents, and now I just
Speaker 1: made five dollars and fifty cents.
Speaker 3: So now wait, here's my question about the coupons. This
Speaker 3: is a serious question.
Speaker 4: Wait, don't put a box yet.
Speaker 3: This is serious.
Speaker 4: So on the back of this box, your coupon's here, right,
Speaker 4: it is this one here is for what.
Speaker 3: Is this one? Paper meat?
Speaker 1: Do you need glasses?
Speaker 3: I do? Paper meatu markers, right, pens, pens?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is for Lysol wipes, wipes, cheerios, checks, uh huh,
Speaker 4: Natural valve neck, Nature's Valley Crunchy, Nature's Valley Granola. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and also for gogurt right right? Are these all owned
Speaker 4: by the same company.
Speaker 1: They are box top brands, but they're all which are
Speaker 1: filling CEOs with General Mills, which makes cheerios. That's correct.
Speaker 4: So that's what I'm saying, is that so this is
Speaker 4: all like a scam because they're not giving you coupons
Speaker 4: to other things.
Speaker 1: Why would they what we tell people to listen to
Speaker 1: another radio show.
Speaker 3: All they're trying to do is like make you buy
Speaker 3: their own product.
Speaker 1: Damn right, that's what marketing is.
Speaker 4: But maybe there's a better granola the Nature's Valley granola bars.
Speaker 1: You have to get out of here. Why you're not
Speaker 1: eating cereal?
Speaker 2: No, he has to poor poor, he's not eating cereous.
Speaker 4: But doesn't the public see what's going on or poor?
Speaker 4: They're not giving you a coupon to a good granola bar.
Speaker 4: They're giving you a coupon to their own brand of
Speaker 4: granola bars.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Andrew, you know what, I had to get
Speaker 1: him in the hell out of here. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how much of that I cut out because he makes
Speaker 1: me crazy.
Speaker 5: You're crazy because he added so much entertainment to this podcast.
Speaker 5: It was a different element, a different vibe.
Speaker 1: I don't like that element, and it's not on the chart.
Speaker 2: So you please get too aggravated, too easily.
Speaker 1: He makes me aggravated. That's why he's not in here anymore.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we're going back to nineteen forty one for
Speaker 1: these diamonds original yellow box that was called chury Oats
Speaker 1: when It was first introduced by General Mills, changed to
Speaker 1: Cherry O's in nineteen forty five. So that would have
Speaker 1: kind of a cute, catchy, clever name.
Speaker 2: And you didn't want to do.
Speaker 1: It in front of tea. You didn't want to do
Speaker 1: that butt wiggle. I didn't do a bit, just wiggled
Speaker 1: your butt. My dog taught me how to do that
Speaker 1: because he doesn't have a tail and he just wiggles
Speaker 1: his butt. Is that your attempt at working? No, I
Speaker 1: think it's your attempted to working. I'm going back down
Speaker 1: to the cereal sackular put it away because I got
Speaker 1: so angry before. Here is original classic Cheerios made with
Speaker 1: one hundred percent whole grain oats.
Speaker 2: I have a question, what were you a bully in
Speaker 2: high school?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I was a radio geek.
Speaker 2: So you were the geek in high school?
Speaker 1: No, I was kind of cool because I stole gum
Speaker 1: and cigarettes from the store I worked in, and I
Speaker 1: gave it to all my friends that I was cool.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I guess I don't really know where to
Speaker 2: go from here. Let's see cheerios.
Speaker 1: That store is out of business now, all right? So
Speaker 1: I remember you had asked me way long ago if
Speaker 1: there's any sugar in cheerios. So I'm going to read
Speaker 1: you the ingredients now, whole grain oats, cornstarch, sugar, They're
Speaker 1: an ingredient. Again, not very sweet, so not sure where
Speaker 1: the sugar is. But hey, Diamond, can you have cheerios? Diamond?
Speaker 1: Can you have cheerios? I think she just shook her
Speaker 1: finger at you, so I'm guessing that means no. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because there's strawberries on the box, so she can't I
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 2: I like the teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot.
Speaker 2: That's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: I may have cut that out so people may not
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: Teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot for cheerios because
Speaker 5: the cheerios were on the box, or the strawberries were
Speaker 5: on the cheerio box. Okay, see, like we're just all
Speaker 5: over the place here, you know what. Welcome to Serial Killers,
Speaker 5: Episode forty five. I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew.
Speaker 1: We're gonna eat some damn cheerios now, going down to
Speaker 1: the fridge.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's so angry today.
Speaker 1: Milk. Hey, how's that milk sponsor coming? Okay, he you
Speaker 1: are feeling a certain type of way right now. Remember
Speaker 1: that time when we had a meeting with a milk company.
Speaker 1: Remember that and it never happened. Yeah, and here we
Speaker 1: are riding milk. Here we go, Cheerios classic.
Speaker 2: Here we are four bollsmouth boom.
Speaker 1: Plain bland cheerio e love It is that an adjective?
Speaker 1: Cheerio e?
Speaker 2: I love cheerios.
Speaker 1: I need a little bit more flavor. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: Why are you reaching for your phone?
Speaker 2: I'm just touching it.
Speaker 1: Why. I was just gonna say that you must be
Speaker 1: attached to your phone when they have the phone implants,
Speaker 1: I go into your head, you're gonna be the first
Speaker 1: one to get it. How often am I really on
Speaker 1: my phone every single time we start this podcast and throughout.
Speaker 5: Because you know what, because you're sneaky, You're a little
Speaker 5: sneaky snake. And I'll be sitting here and all of
Speaker 5: a sudden, you go click, click, and you on your phone.
Speaker 5: You know I'm busy half the time?
Speaker 1: Three balls for me?
Speaker 2: That's rude? Why and disrespectful?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 5: Ceios is a legacy cereal and you're just giving it
Speaker 5: a bad rating for no reason.
Speaker 1: Legacy the word we use is Classic.
Speaker 2: I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's called a legacy cereal. Going down to the Cereal
Speaker 1: sack for the new cereal. This cereal was released last year,
Speaker 1: in twenty eighteen. We're allowed to stay now for up
Speaker 1: to five years. I think we said right, was that
Speaker 1: the timeframe?
Speaker 2: Did you go back and listen to every singleside Cereal Killers?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll just sit in my car. I just sit
Speaker 1: in my car and I'll just let them roll so
Speaker 1: and then they'll pick up like halfway through where I
Speaker 1: stopped listening to it, and I'll just listen to forty
Speaker 1: episodes at once because I'm crazy like that.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, well, I know that you don't even care about
Speaker 1: this podcast, so you haven't even listened to the episod.
Speaker 1: I do listen to the I listen to everyone the
Speaker 1: day they're released. You don't. You don't care, you don't
Speaker 1: care what they sound like.
Speaker 2: You navigated about this podcast.
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 2: You're lucky. I invite you to be on it. Going
Speaker 2: down to the Cereal set, Millennial.
Speaker 5: Your ass is hanging out by the way, sweet limon
Speaker 5: lemon shorts. Wait, you wear boxers instead of boxer shorts.
Speaker 1: You wear boxers instead of boxer shorts, is what you
Speaker 1: just said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boxer shorts are a little tighter.
Speaker 1: No, they're not a boxer briefs.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, so boxer briefs. You don't wear boxer briefs.
Speaker 1: I interchange. I just feels a boxer shorts.
Speaker 2: I wear those to bed.
Speaker 1: I can't even anywhere thing that catches the P drip.
Speaker 1: That's all that matters. Doesn't matter, that's a lie.
Speaker 2: What you're wearing. Boxers take up so much space in
Speaker 2: the jeans.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Fabric podcast. I don't understand who cares Diamond.
Speaker 2: Does your boyfriend wear boxers or boxer briefs.
Speaker 1: He wears tidy whities.
Speaker 2: So you think what I'm wearing is tidy whities, then.
Speaker 1: Well, because you always have cameltoe, I don't moose cameltoe.
Speaker 1: You have moose knuckle constantly loose knuckle. Nobody's knuckle right now.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to listen to this garbage. We're talking about cereal.
Speaker 4: This is go back to the point of the podcast.
Speaker 1: You're hurting my feelings. I'm really just gonna scrap the
Speaker 1: whole thing, like where forty five was there's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hole and we're gonna go right to forty six
Speaker 1: because I actually love that idea. Anyway, this cereal came
Speaker 1: out in twenty eighteen. It's another Kellogg's Special Cave variety.
Speaker 2: Okay, is it peaches? Special k with peaches?
Speaker 1: Peaches come from a can. They were put there by
Speaker 1: a man in a factory downtown.
Speaker 2: Moving to the country. I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches,
Speaker 2: so that can stay in the podcast because it's just
Speaker 2: what you decide.
Speaker 1: You don't know that song either.
Speaker 5: I can't talk about how you wear lemon lime boxers,
Speaker 5: but we can talk about your stupid nineties peaches song
Speaker 5: all day?
Speaker 2: Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: Tell me who sings it?
Speaker 5: I what.
Speaker 2: Kansas?
Speaker 1: No, Presidents of the United States of America?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Remember that song? Lump No? All right, listen, so it's
Speaker 1: special K's right, probiotics, peaches and berries or berries and peaches.
Speaker 1: If you will, look who's out there? Look at that
Speaker 1: crazy or yeah, oh he's mad at you?
Speaker 2: No no, no, yeah he teas here again.
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, man, you hurt my feelings. I
Speaker 3: want to be honest with you. You hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2: We're about to do Peaches Probiotics Special K. Would you
Speaker 2: like to have one?
Speaker 3: What happened to cheerios with the strawberries?
Speaker 1: Sorry you missed it?
Speaker 5: What to me?
Speaker 4: We were gonna do that the first time around, and
Speaker 4: then you stopped recording the podcast.
Speaker 2: Special K with Probiotics. This is happening. Get into it.
Speaker 1: It made fun of my cheerios and my coup anything.
Speaker 4: I actually had some really good things to say about it.
Speaker 3: You can give me a chance.
Speaker 1: You have nothing to say.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing Special K with Peaches Probiotics.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Right?
Speaker 3: I'm super ready.
Speaker 4: By the way, is let me have a sweatshirt? Actually
Speaker 4: came in here. I need to do you have a
Speaker 4: Z one hundred swet shirt? I have one?
Speaker 3: You do I need?
Speaker 4: It's gonna be a little chilli outside And have to
Speaker 4: go to Duncan right now for grand opening event.
Speaker 3: And I'm passing through the studio.
Speaker 1: Drop some names. Why don't you?
Speaker 4: No, that's not it.
Speaker 3: That's not the the I need.
Speaker 2: He needs a uniform like I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Are you eating the cereal or not yet? Kid?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: I have to go to an appearance?
Speaker 1: Just eat this damn cereal?
Speaker 4: Is that one, it says Daniel mon arrow.
Speaker 1: On to just eat this.
Speaker 5: You eat it?
Speaker 4: We are you, You're in here.
Speaker 2: So do you eat it?
Speaker 4: That cereal?
Speaker 5: Eat it?
Speaker 4: Why do you get Why do you fill him up
Speaker 4: in a cop Well? What else should I put it
Speaker 4: in in a bowl? After you put cereal in a bowl?
Speaker 2: Okay, so what are your first thoughts about the cereal?
Speaker 2: What are you looking at with K?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't like the full blueberry.
Speaker 4: Oh see, I actually liked I thought it was kind
Speaker 4: of cool of a full blueberry.
Speaker 1: There's also yogurt bits in there. Eh, yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: Oh I like yogurt bikes and cereals, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I do like that. I like the colors light. It's
Speaker 1: a light flake special K probiotics, berries and peaches. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it. There's good.
Speaker 1: But Andrew doesn't like fruit. He says it's allergic to apples.
Speaker 4: What's not really real fruit? It's all fake fruit.
Speaker 1: It's all real. It's just dehydrated.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not real. That's what's wrong with some cereal.
Speaker 1: It is real? What dude, get out out?
Speaker 5: Why? Now?
Speaker 2: Okay, I actually changed my opinion. This isn't bad. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna give this three bowls and a spoon, four bowls
Speaker 2: from me.
Speaker 1: Probiotics love it.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this one's right now.
Speaker 4: It is not real fruit. You don't eat a blueberry
Speaker 4: and it like explodes in my mouth and like emptiness.
Speaker 4: That's not a real blueberry.
Speaker 2: So do you know a rating scale?
Speaker 5: So you do?
Speaker 2: A bowl is like a full star, and a spoon
Speaker 2: is a half a star. So out of five bowls,
Speaker 2: what would you give this?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, here's what I think.
Speaker 1: There's freeze dried peaches, blueberries, and raspberries.
Speaker 3: Also, there's sugar in this thing.
Speaker 1: Man, of course everything has sugar in it.
Speaker 4: Really, I can get another.
Speaker 3: I can get another flaky cereal with no sugar. I
Speaker 3: can add my own fruit it.
Speaker 1: Bring it. I'm gonna see what cereal has no sugar
Speaker 1: in it?
Speaker 5: When?
Speaker 4: How often do you do a podcast?
Speaker 1: We don't buy stuff at whole Foods? Why that's real?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: That's garbage?
Speaker 4: Talk about garbage I'm eating. I mean a cup of sugar.
Speaker 1: Here, Please get out of here. I'm begging you to
Speaker 1: just get out. I don't ever want to know, you know.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna give him if I was a kid,
Speaker 4: a toddler, and I'm being fooled.
Speaker 1: Kids wouldn't eat this cereal. It's not not cereal because
Speaker 1: it's an adult cereal.
Speaker 4: It's got so much sugar and you're getting killy this.
Speaker 4: What would you give it out of five balls?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Am I talking about as an adult or am I
Speaker 3: talking about it as an adult looking for more of
Speaker 3: a healthy a healthy change?
Speaker 2: Just you at the present moment.
Speaker 1: Plea's just say something so you can.
Speaker 3: Leave, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Does it taste good? It does because that has a
Speaker 4: lot of sugar, so it's a candy, so it does
Speaker 4: taste good.
Speaker 3: But is it healthy? I would say no, it is
Speaker 3: not a healthy cereal.
Speaker 1: Nobody asked you. Just give it a damn rating?
Speaker 3: And how do you do the ratings again?
Speaker 1: One to five balls? One to five balls? Yeh No,
Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to explain that to him.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, just on fla for okay, not saying it's
Speaker 3: healthy or not.
Speaker 4: I would give it like four balls. It's really it's
Speaker 4: a good, good taste.
Speaker 1: Thas give it four? Do I get spoons or something
Speaker 1: a cigar? When you get out of here, trying to
Speaker 1: quit vaping? Is a wet cigar in your hand? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you put some milk in there in this cigar.
Speaker 1: Put it in a cereal.
Speaker 3: No, but I will tell you now listen, No, we
Speaker 3: don't care. Okay, wait, hold on a minute.
Speaker 1: This is fair. Everyone's blood pressure is going up.
Speaker 4: Yours is. Listen to me now, honestly, I'm your stupid
Speaker 4: scale of the bowls and the spoons and the milk
Speaker 4: and whatever you do. Okay, I'm gonna say it is
Speaker 4: worth four bowls? But would I eat four bowls of this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I would not.
Speaker 1: Nobody said to eat four bowls.
Speaker 4: It's a rating skin get on it. But you want
Speaker 4: to know mother not someone would want to eat? How
Speaker 4: many bowls?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: You eat one bowl that's recommended?
Speaker 4: Please get Why.
Speaker 3: Would I give it a four ball rating scale?
Speaker 4: Stars?
Speaker 3: How many bowls would you want to eat? I would
Speaker 3: want to eat a heating.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 1: He's still eating it out there. He pictures about him.
Speaker 1: He's eating every legs, drinking every last drop, every last drop.
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you a ninety year old with that pisima?
Speaker 1: Every last drop you ate? I did?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you take it out.
Speaker 3: It's very good.
Speaker 1: Let's all calm down here, I'm gonna the floor.
Speaker 4: Let's all calm down for one second. That's because you
Speaker 4: have high blood pressure.
Speaker 2: Listen to me.
Speaker 4: I promise you.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's all calm down. I'm gonna leave.
Speaker 4: I just want to give you some Okay, okay, that's right.
Speaker 4: One minute now listen, okay. I have to be honest
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 3: Right stop.
Speaker 4: I haven't appeared, holy ship, I have a great opening
Speaker 4: to go host. Are you kidding me? Do you straight?
Speaker 4: You goop on me?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 4: I have to go to an appearance, you farking idiot?
Speaker 5: I mean, what.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: So you a towel?
Speaker 3: Holy shit?
Speaker 4: You just put purala my god hair? I haven't appearance
Speaker 4: to go host, you scumbag mother?
Speaker 1: What do you what?
Speaker 4: I can't believe it. Why would you do that? Are
Speaker 4: you your pants? What's wrong with you? Seriously? Didn't? What's
Speaker 4: wrong with you? Why would you do that to someone?
Speaker 4: Have to go work? But are you nuts? I can't
Speaker 4: believe you just did that to me? I mean, what
Speaker 4: the freak? I got purel in my gut, hair behind
Speaker 4: my ears. I mean, are you nuts? Have you lost
Speaker 4: your mind?
Speaker 1: The only reason I don't want you to leave.
Speaker 4: Your freaking mind?
Speaker 2: You have one minute?
Speaker 5: What do you have?
Speaker 4: Okay, Now listen to me. Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: get you upset.
Speaker 3: Just listen to me.
Speaker 1: Hear me out.
Speaker 4: Please, God, I'd make.
Speaker 3: A lot of sense of you.
Speaker 4: Just listen to me.
Speaker 1: You have a bonus box to do.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe you put.
Speaker 3: Per l in my guy there. Now listen to me.
Speaker 4: Okay, gosh, I understand that you have a rating system
Speaker 4: of the bowls and the spoons and whatever, and that's
Speaker 4: very creative.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 4: I like that. Okay, I'm giving you points. But what
Speaker 4: I'm trying to tell you is this. If I was
Speaker 4: a person and I was there asking me do I
Speaker 4: want to eat this? And how many bulls would I
Speaker 4: give it? In my mind, I'm thinking, well, that would
Speaker 4: mean I'd want to eat that many bowls.
Speaker 2: Right yours?
Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding. Okay, Okay, Well we do, we
Speaker 4: eat it, we say, we like it, we give it,
Speaker 4: move on, And I already agree this is great.
Speaker 1: This is why I know how you make elviss.
Speaker 4: Okay, but I already agreed, and I said, you're right.
Speaker 4: It's very creative, like the way you grade it.
Speaker 3: I get it. But seriously, you just want pre rel
Speaker 3: It is like group it's like dripping on me.
Speaker 4: Listen to me. All I'm saying is if you ask me,
Speaker 4: it's confusing to me. If you ask me how many
Speaker 4: bulls I would give it? In my mind, I'm thinking
Speaker 4: when I eat four bowls like So that's what I'm
Speaker 4: saying that you might want to think back your scale
Speaker 4: and say, like.
Speaker 1: People listen, they understand what it means. Okay, it's like
Speaker 1: stars in a movie ratioay please okay. Secondly yes, okay,
Speaker 1: but secondly, oh, how many stars are in this movie?
Speaker 1: Second four stars in this movie?
Speaker 2: Look at to me, I'm a real person. I need
Speaker 2: to tell you there are no actual stars in the movie.
Speaker 4: Okay, seriously thinking of this, we've been going for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: Not Also, you're just grading it like on what are
Speaker 4: you grading it on?
Speaker 3: Healthy?
Speaker 1: It on taste? People care about his taste?
Speaker 4: Now, I okay, I will say to you, Scott, You're right,
Speaker 4: I agree that that's all people care about.
Speaker 3: But and you have to be honest with yourself all right,
Speaker 3: and I think.
Speaker 4: Andrew would be what you hear me on on this.
Speaker 4: Please just don't sprain me with wind decks. Please give
Speaker 4: me a second. Please, I will leave in a minute.
Speaker 4: Just think about this, okay, And I'm just I'm just talking.
Speaker 4: It has a lot of sugar in it, am I right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so if it has a lot of sugar in
Speaker 3: we like.
Speaker 1: Cereals without sugar too. We've done it. If you ever listen,
Speaker 1: you'd know we do. So then please, I'm begging.
Speaker 4: What didn't you Okay, wouldn't you great and say this
Speaker 4: is a sugary cereal? So we're gonna grade we.
Speaker 1: Say it's sugar. We're not gonna have two different scales. Oh,
Speaker 1: this one gets four sugar bowls.
Speaker 4: Please get out, put you get out. I'm saying there
Speaker 4: are things that are going on now in the world
Speaker 4: where people are wanting a healthier choice.
Speaker 1: Because this is how we do it. Go do your
Speaker 1: Greg Tea podcast and work it however the hell you want.
Speaker 3: Okay, please go, And but I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 4: But here listen, But why wouldn't you just want to
Speaker 4: have and tell people this is really not a healthy choice.
Speaker 4: Please know where please don't win decks. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 4: to I'm just saying, okay, you listen. Tell you what,
Speaker 4: tell you what? I will leave in twenty seconds. Can
Speaker 4: I ask you one question about the cereal? I want
Speaker 4: to ask you. Don't take me. Don't tele like Tae make.
Speaker 4: I'm not a package, get out package. I'm not a package.
Speaker 1: Please go, Okay, please go, just go.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, you've made yourself clear.
Speaker 3: I will go. This is like the old book Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4: Will you please leave? Now? What there's a there's an
Speaker 4: old book like Doctor Seuss. It's it's called Marvin K. Mooney.
Speaker 4: You should read the book. Will you please go?
Speaker 3: Marvin K. Mooney?
Speaker 4: And he wants to leave.
Speaker 3: But last thing, Okay, I mean this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna draw on your face with a sharpie and
Speaker 1: that thing.
Speaker 3: I swear to you, and I'm gonna leave this last thing. Okay.
Speaker 3: Are you also taking to account that you can have
Speaker 3: a regular cereal.
Speaker 4: And you could, Oh my god, seeze all the ship
Speaker 4: you please spray it on me and make me sneak.
Speaker 1: Andrew, do you have emphysema?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Okay, will you take into account that I can get
Speaker 4: a regular cereal with no sugar, right flakes, and I
Speaker 4: can add my.
Speaker 1: Here. This is a purest podcast. Can you eat what's
Speaker 1: in the box? There's no adding things? Why because we
Speaker 1: rate it based on what's in the box, not what
Speaker 1: we can add to it, because that would skew the rating.
Speaker 1: Please leave.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fair, and I understand that. Then, so you're
Speaker 4: only grading it on the box that it is and
Speaker 4: what's inside.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 4: Okay. Have you ever done an episode where you actually
Speaker 4: made your own cereal.
Speaker 1: And it is just stupid? Why is that stupid? Because
Speaker 1: that's not what we do. We rate freaking package crap. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what we do.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you do you are open to the idea
Speaker 3: that people are making their own cereal.
Speaker 1: I get it. I see it on Facebook. Adds one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars for a box a crap that no one
Speaker 1: would eat. It tastes like crap. Please eat that, Please go? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: as long, I'm just saying that, wonderful time. Good luck
Speaker 1: with your appearance, enjoying the money you're about to make.
Speaker 1: Please get there.
Speaker 3: Are people eat a real brand cereal?
Speaker 5: Andrew?
Speaker 1: This is your microphone money? I used to do it
Speaker 1: as a kid too. I put strawberries and stuff. I
Speaker 1: get it, but that's not what we're about.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming to tea.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, Andrew. Did you rate that we don't have.
Speaker 2: Any Did you rate that I did three balls in
Speaker 2: a spoon?
Speaker 1: Great, and I gave it four bowls because I loved it.
Speaker 1: Now he gave it four balls. I don't care what
Speaker 1: he gave it. We're moving on serial killers. Cereal sack
Speaker 1: for the bonus box.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe Greg t were like this because it's a healthy cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, it's in my mouth. Man, We're gonna give
Speaker 1: mom another shot. No, Mom's Mom's best honey grams. These
Speaker 1: are fake golden grams. They're healthy golden grams from Mom's Best.
Speaker 1: And again, remember this is a pope.
Speaker 2: I can't see it.
Speaker 1: I can't see you. Got it in my eye. He's
Speaker 1: freding with fantastic in my eye.
Speaker 2: It says, right here, do not that's me.
Speaker 1: You're touching me.
Speaker 2: Avoid contact with eyes. Skinner clothing. Oh god, oh my god.
Speaker 5: Well Scott left, so I guess wait, can you have
Speaker 5: this diamond? It has grain, wheat, sugar, corn meal. Oh
Speaker 5: canola oil, molasses, fruitose, salt, honey, baking soda, calcium carbonate.
Speaker 2: So I like, it's the thin. You can't have that.
Speaker 5: So this is not a good cereal for you. I
Speaker 5: can't believe he actually sprayed him with fantastic. That's like
Speaker 5: not good though, that has chemicals. Ooh, He's going to
Speaker 5: be so mad that I open this.
Speaker 1: This is the most out of control circus episode ever
Speaker 1: in the history of this podcast.
Speaker 2: I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Would you open this? No, It's gonna take me seven
Speaker 1: hours to edit this and beat out all the curses.
Speaker 1: And I'm so angry right now. I told you I
Speaker 1: didn't want to go on with this, and you insisted.
Speaker 1: Holy hell, anyway, Mom's best cereal honeygrams. They're fake Golden
Speaker 1: grams or healthy golden grams.
Speaker 2: Diamonds can't have these.
Speaker 1: Diamond can't have this now. So I like at the
Speaker 1: thin less a thin it's made with real honey. It
Speaker 1: smells just like golden grams.
Speaker 2: I don't really like the smell of it. I smelled
Speaker 2: it all I.
Speaker 1: Smell is fantastic, So I don't know what's happening. You
Speaker 1: do smell fantastic, Scott, No, I smell like fantastic. If
Speaker 1: he sprayed that in your eyes, it got in my eye.
Speaker 1: That means you should probably go to a chemical shower
Speaker 1: like they have in chemistry labs. They have an eye
Speaker 1: wash in this in the engineering room back there in
Speaker 1: a second today. Actually, yeah, come on, get it.
Speaker 2: They really do have an eye wat.
Speaker 1: I might get your spoon in there. Here, we get
Speaker 1: your spoon on Mom's best bonus box.
Speaker 2: When's you think.
Speaker 1: It's really close to golden grams? And I could taste
Speaker 1: the honey. I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind this.
Speaker 1: Mom failed miserably with that chocolate crap that other time.
Speaker 1: Oh look, it shot right out of the microphone. It's
Speaker 1: stuck in the hole. Do you like my smoker's cloth.
Speaker 1: It's really disgusting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because I got some mucus in the back
Speaker 2: of my throat.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh anymore. People are eating stop four bulls. I
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that too.
Speaker 1: Now does that mean you want to eat four balls
Speaker 1: of it? Or I don't understand? All right, we got
Speaker 1: to go. This is just like the most ridiculous episode ever.
Speaker 1: When no one's listening anymore.
Speaker 5: Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm going to rate this
Speaker 5: four bowls for the taste the sugar scale. I'm going
Speaker 5: to rate it a three bowl for the look of
Speaker 5: the box. I'm going to rate it four bowls for
Speaker 5: the smell of it. I'm going to raid it six bowls.
Speaker 1: If you added strawberries to it.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's very important. With strawberries, I would say this
Speaker 5: may go down. I'm gonna give this three bowls and
Speaker 5: a spoon if I'm doing it with a strawberry.
Speaker 1: All right, listen, see he just makes everybody crazy, whether
Speaker 1: he's here or not. Thank you for listening. I think
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Speaker 2: Give us stars. We have over seventy reviews. Did you
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Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, I gotta go read some of them. I love them.
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Speaker 2: He's gonna go and spam us and make all these
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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to episode forty five of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We promise never to have Greg t back. It is
Speaker 1: all right, Well until we meet again. Oh, today's Friday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that until you looked at your calendar, say.
Speaker 1: Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, I think I'm blind.
Speaker 2: Do they really have a chemical shower?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do.