WEBVTT - Get out, Greg T!!!

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<v Speaker 1>So cold.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cold.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so cold in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't Greg? Do you want to be on the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast this time?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want him on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want him on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It just comes in and screams and yells, I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>him in here right now. No, I don't want him.

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<v Speaker 1>Why no, I don't want him? An what's this? Stop?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want him in here? No, no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you to be I don't want him. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to start the show, and I want him in here.

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<v Speaker 1>He yells and screams.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is what's gonna make the episode. It's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, everybody, we didn't start it yet. Now stops.

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<v Speaker 2>What's gonna be?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, tells you what's Sai ChEls like Sami?

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<v Speaker 1>You can.

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<v Speaker 2>There life, Rick do win everything.

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<v Speaker 4>From checkson Banila to chrispyr So.

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<v Speaker 1>You dopes, we're talking. Nobody could hear you because the

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<v Speaker 1>music was over you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can hear. It's another brody, stupid parody song.

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<v Speaker 4>And he takes the song and he takes out the

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<v Speaker 4>words and he throws in like Rice crispys and throws

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<v Speaker 4>into other words.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Andrew, please take the microphone.

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted the episode to be I wanted our theme

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<v Speaker 5>song to beat the Baha Men's who let the dogs out?

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<v Speaker 2>But he said, no, why that sounds good?

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<v Speaker 3>Who let the cereal out?

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<v Speaker 4>Who likes to cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Again? I don't want No one wants to hear this.

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<v Speaker 4>No one wants to hear this, Scotch. Yeah, no one

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<v Speaker 4>wants to listen to your podcast anyway? Who cares you

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<v Speaker 4>talk about cereal? No one cares about cereal as much

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<v Speaker 4>as you do. Who cares you talk about junkie cereals?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>You talk about good cereal, the Tellog's brands and post brands.

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<v Speaker 4>General Mills has the building to sit down. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 4>let's find hi guys. I'm Greg T and I'm alongside

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<v Speaker 4>of Andrew. And it's a Serial Killers episode. What episode

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<v Speaker 4>is it? Don't even know because I don't care either.

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<v Speaker 3>There's got no legs, it's not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we start the podcast now?

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<v Speaker 3>Episode forty five? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So Ghandi is here too? No, Gandhi, Hey, Gandhy.

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<v Speaker 2>Scott doesn't want to start recording because Tea is in here.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew invited me. No, I don't know why he's acting

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<v Speaker 3>like this. It's so ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into the cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go what's the cereal brand we're talking about today? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 3>What are we to Scotty? What's the matter with you?

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<v Speaker 4>You know what you guys should do. You should have

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<v Speaker 4>people email about what their brand of cereal would be.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think people have their own ideas about what

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<v Speaker 3>kind of cereal they want?

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<v Speaker 1>Then they should get a job with Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 3>I think like orange Kiwi would be an awesome cereal.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be disgusting. Nobody wants a Kiwi cereal. That's

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<v Speaker 5>why is it all being cut out?

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<v Speaker 1>All of it? Why all of it?

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<v Speaker 3>But you don't have that? Say, I do know you're

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<v Speaker 3>not You're not the captain of this show.

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<v Speaker 2>You just start eating cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we that's what we want to do right now,

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew and I I would like to start eating cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew.

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<v Speaker 4>We want cereal, We want cereal, we want seal.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I would joke for you, Scottie.

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<v Speaker 4>What did the cereal say to the milk? Come on, dude,

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<v Speaker 4>don't you want to hear the ending to this this joke?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>What did the cereals say to the milk? What look

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<v Speaker 4>out Cannim Bull.

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<v Speaker 2>He just review a bowl of cereal with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to cancel this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let him review one cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, give me a hearty one, a real hard one.

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<v Speaker 2>Just let him review one cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me review the serial the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? I'm feeling like this is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hardly energized you.

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<v Speaker 4>I like, probably the best episode you've had in like

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<v Speaker 4>about I don't know three months.

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<v Speaker 1>No one even knows who you are that's listening.

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody knows who you guys are. Nobody who listens to.

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<v Speaker 4>You have two listeners listening to serial killers?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you eat? Please just review one serials.

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<v Speaker 4>A serial killer is a person that goes out and

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<v Speaker 4>kills people. That person that eats cereal. It's totally different meeting.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not even spelled the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I want you locking us on our podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it adds to the entertainment value.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no entertainment value here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like a radio what do they call I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>a critic, a radio what idiot? No, a radio consultant.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm giving you clues and that your podcast is

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<v Speaker 4>failing because nobody's listening to because they're searching for serial killers,

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<v Speaker 4>and they find out about murderers, and you give them

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<v Speaker 4>stuff about cereal and milk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now been five minutes and there's nothing going on because.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't let opened up a cereal box.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going up. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's entertaining, man, it's not well, what cereal can we

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<v Speaker 3>eat today?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any? Actually we're out no cereal.

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<v Speaker 5>We do have cereals, scout. Just let him do one bucks, please,

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<v Speaker 5>he'll do one and then he'll go.

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<v Speaker 4>You've had so much. You've had your daughters on, You've

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<v Speaker 4>had Gandhi, Danielle, my friends on.

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<v Speaker 3>Right exactly, I'm a friend of Andrews.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been on before.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>You've interrupted many times.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not being a guest.

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<v Speaker 2>I want I'm a real guest now, Yes, he's a

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<v Speaker 2>real guest this time. Please just do one cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to be blindfolded and then and you can

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<v Speaker 4>tell me you can make you can feed me cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>This cereal first came out in nineteen forty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, it's made by General Mills.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh is a quiz?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not a quiz. It's just what I do,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew guess is some dumb thing. And then I'm like, no, ay, Jax,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not corn pops. And there you go. Is it's

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<v Speaker 1>cinnabon cereal And I go, no, it's not cinnabon cereal, Honeycombs.

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<v Speaker 1>So in nineteen forty one, this cereal came out and

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<v Speaker 1>it was called Cheery Oats, and then they renamed it

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen forty two five. What is a cheerio to Cheerios?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Jeopardy. It's the yellow box. There's really never

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<v Speaker 1>been a mascot for it, although there was the Cheerio kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I always thought it was a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, dude, I'm not going to do this with you.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's serious. I thought it was a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a strawberry?

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<v Speaker 4>Because on the yellow box there was a strawberry and

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<v Speaker 4>there it gives a little bit of colors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a strawberry on the box, there is in the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, that's a serving suggestion, right, But what.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm saying is that that always to me, he seemed

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<v Speaker 4>like the mascot of the cheerios, because I agree there

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<v Speaker 4>was nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a yellow box. The cheerio in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>You always thought it rawberry was the Cheerios mascot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, strawberries go into the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>They've had lots of cartoon characters push cheerios over the

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<v Speaker 1>years since the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't there stind a frog? No, that's honey, Honey Sacks.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sweating right now because this is so frustrating to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even have fun with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you need deodorant. We sh to do another podcast

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<v Speaker 4>about deodorant. We can call it Armpit Sniffers, at least

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<v Speaker 4>sniff people's armpits, and we talk about which is a

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<v Speaker 4>good good deodorant and which is a bad deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna be the lowest rated episode we've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we please just open up the cereal? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>just regular cheerios?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you get special cheerios for Fourth of July? They've

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<v Speaker 4>read right in blue cheerios cheerios. Look at that, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's strawberries.

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<v Speaker 2>You see the strawberry mascot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a serving suggestion.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I know, but it's really the mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that, and I won't look at cheerios the

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<v Speaker 2>same way ever again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a mascot, the strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>The best part about this is there's coupons on the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Why sorry, why is that a good thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can save one, two, three, four, five, six dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's such a pretty good You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>This box cost me fifty cents, and now I just

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<v Speaker 1>made five dollars and fifty cents.

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<v Speaker 3>So now wait, here's my question about the coupons. This

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<v Speaker 3>is a serious question.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, don't put a box yet.

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<v Speaker 3>This is serious.

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<v Speaker 4>So on the back of this box, your coupon's here, right,

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<v Speaker 4>it is this one here is for what.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this one? Paper meat?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need glasses?

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<v Speaker 3>I do? Paper meatu markers, right, pens, pens?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is for Lysol wipes, wipes, cheerios, checks, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 4>Natural valve neck, Nature's Valley Crunchy, Nature's Valley Granola. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and also for gogurt right right? Are these all owned

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<v Speaker 4>by the same company.

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<v Speaker 1>They are box top brands, but they're all which are

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<v Speaker 1>filling CEOs with General Mills, which makes cheerios. That's correct.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what I'm saying, is that so this is

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<v Speaker 4>all like a scam because they're not giving you coupons

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<v Speaker 4>to other things.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would they what we tell people to listen to

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<v Speaker 1>another radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>All they're trying to do is like make you buy

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<v Speaker 3>their own product.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn right, that's what marketing is.

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<v Speaker 4>But maybe there's a better granola the Nature's Valley granola bars.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to get out of here. Why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>eating cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he has to poor poor, he's not eating cereous.

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<v Speaker 4>But doesn't the public see what's going on or poor?

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<v Speaker 4>They're not giving you a coupon to a good granola bar.

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<v Speaker 4>They're giving you a coupon to their own brand of

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<v Speaker 4>granola bars.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Andrew, you know what, I had to get

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<v Speaker 1>him in the hell out of here. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>how much of that I cut out because he makes

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<v Speaker 1>me crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>You're crazy because he added so much entertainment to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a different element, a different vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that element, and it's not on the chart.

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<v Speaker 2>So you please get too aggravated, too easily.

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<v Speaker 1>He makes me aggravated. That's why he's not in here anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, we're going back to nineteen forty one for

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<v Speaker 1>these diamonds original yellow box that was called chury Oats

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<v Speaker 1>when It was first introduced by General Mills, changed to

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<v Speaker 1>Cherry O's in nineteen forty five. So that would have

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a cute, catchy, clever name.

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<v Speaker 2>And you didn't want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It in front of tea. You didn't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>that butt wiggle. I didn't do a bit, just wiggled

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<v Speaker 1>your butt. My dog taught me how to do that

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<v Speaker 1>because he doesn't have a tail and he just wiggles

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<v Speaker 1>his butt. Is that your attempt at working? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's your attempted to working. I'm going back down

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<v Speaker 1>to the cereal sackular put it away because I got

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<v Speaker 1>so angry before. Here is original classic Cheerios made with

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent whole grain oats.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a question, what were you a bully in

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<v Speaker 2>high school?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I was a radio geek.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were the geek in high school?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was kind of cool because I stole gum

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<v Speaker 1>and cigarettes from the store I worked in, and I

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<v Speaker 1>gave it to all my friends that I was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I guess I don't really know where to

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<v Speaker 2>go from here. Let's see cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>That store is out of business now, all right? So

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<v Speaker 1>I remember you had asked me way long ago if

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<v Speaker 1>there's any sugar in cheerios. So I'm going to read

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<v Speaker 1>you the ingredients now, whole grain oats, cornstarch, sugar, They're

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<v Speaker 1>an ingredient. Again, not very sweet, so not sure where

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<v Speaker 1>the sugar is. But hey, Diamond, can you have cheerios? Diamond?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you have cheerios? I think she just shook her

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<v Speaker 1>finger at you, so I'm guessing that means no. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's strawberries on the box, so she can't I

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<v Speaker 1>have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like my favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I may have cut that out so people may not

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 5>Teeth thought the strawberry was the mascot for cheerios because

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<v Speaker 5>the cheerios were on the box, or the strawberries were

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<v Speaker 5>on the cheerio box. Okay, see, like we're just all

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<v Speaker 5>over the place here, you know what. Welcome to Serial Killers,

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<v Speaker 5>Episode forty five. I'm Scottie B. That's Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna eat some damn cheerios now, going down to

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's so angry today.

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<v Speaker 1>Milk. Hey, how's that milk sponsor coming? Okay, he you

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<v Speaker 1>are feeling a certain type of way right now. Remember

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<v Speaker 1>that time when we had a meeting with a milk company.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that and it never happened. Yeah, and here we

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<v Speaker 1>are riding milk. Here we go, Cheerios classic.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we are four bollsmouth boom.

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<v Speaker 1>Plain bland cheerio e love It is that an adjective?

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<v Speaker 1>Cheerio e?

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<v Speaker 2>I love cheerios.

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<v Speaker 1>I need a little bit more flavor. It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you reaching for your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just touching it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why. I was just gonna say that you must be

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<v Speaker 1>attached to your phone when they have the phone implants,

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<v Speaker 1>I go into your head, you're gonna be the first

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<v Speaker 1>one to get it. How often am I really on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone every single time we start this podcast and throughout.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know what, because you're sneaky, You're a little

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<v Speaker 5>sneaky snake. And I'll be sitting here and all of

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<v Speaker 5>a sudden, you go click, click, and you on your phone.

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<v Speaker 5>You know I'm busy half the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Three balls for me?

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<v Speaker 2>That's rude? Why and disrespectful?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Ceios is a legacy cereal and you're just giving it

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<v Speaker 5>a bad rating for no reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Legacy the word we use is Classic.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care what it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called a legacy cereal. Going down to the Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>sack for the new cereal. This cereal was released last year,

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty eighteen. We're allowed to stay now for up

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<v Speaker 1>to five years. I think we said right, was that

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<v Speaker 1>the timeframe?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go back and listen to every singleside Cereal Killers?

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<v Speaker 1>I did?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll just sit in my car. I just sit

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<v Speaker 1>in my car and I'll just let them roll so

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll pick up like halfway through where I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped listening to it, and I'll just listen to forty

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<v Speaker 1>episodes at once because I'm crazy like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, well, I know that you don't even care about

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast, so you haven't even listened to the episod.

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<v Speaker 1>I do listen to the I listen to everyone the

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<v Speaker 1>day they're released. You don't. You don't care, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>care what they sound like.

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<v Speaker 2>You navigated about this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You're lucky. I invite you to be on it. Going

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<v Speaker 2>down to the Cereal set, Millennial.

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<v Speaker 5>Your ass is hanging out by the way, sweet limon

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<v Speaker 5>lemon shorts. Wait, you wear boxers instead of boxer shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>You wear boxers instead of boxer shorts, is what you

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<v Speaker 1>just said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, boxer shorts are a little tighter.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're not a boxer briefs.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, Okay, so boxer briefs. You don't wear boxer briefs.

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<v Speaker 1>I interchange. I just feels a boxer shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I wear those to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't even anywhere thing that catches the P drip.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all that matters. Doesn't matter, that's a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>What you're wearing. Boxers take up so much space in

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<v Speaker 2>the jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Fabric podcast. I don't understand who cares Diamond.

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<v Speaker 2>Does your boyfriend wear boxers or boxer briefs.

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<v Speaker 1>He wears tidy whities.

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<v Speaker 2>So you think what I'm wearing is tidy whities, then.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because you always have cameltoe, I don't moose cameltoe.

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<v Speaker 1>You have moose knuckle constantly loose knuckle. Nobody's knuckle right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to listen to this garbage. We're talking about cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>This is go back to the point of the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>You're hurting my feelings. I'm really just gonna scrap the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, like where forty five was there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a hole and we're gonna go right to forty six

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<v Speaker 1>because I actually love that idea. Anyway, this cereal came

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<v Speaker 1>out in twenty eighteen. It's another Kellogg's Special Cave variety.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is it peaches? Special k with peaches?

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<v Speaker 1>Peaches come from a can. They were put there by

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<v Speaker 1>a man in a factory downtown.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving to the country. I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches,

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<v Speaker 2>so that can stay in the podcast because it's just

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<v Speaker 2>what you decide.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know that song either.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't talk about how you wear lemon lime boxers,

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<v Speaker 5>but we can talk about your stupid nineties peaches song

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<v Speaker 5>all day?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me who sings it?

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<v Speaker 5>I what.

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<v Speaker 2>Kansas?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Presidents of the United States of America?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that song? Lump No? All right, listen, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>special K's right, probiotics, peaches and berries or berries and peaches.

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<v Speaker 1>If you will, look who's out there? Look at that

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<v Speaker 1>crazy or yeah, oh he's mad at you?

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, yeah he teas here again.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta tell you, man, you hurt my feelings. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to be honest with you. You hurt my feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to do Peaches Probiotics Special K. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to have one?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened to cheerios with the strawberries?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry you missed it?

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<v Speaker 5>What to me?

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<v Speaker 4>We were gonna do that the first time around, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you stopped recording the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Special K with Probiotics. This is happening. Get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>It made fun of my cheerios and my coup anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually had some really good things to say about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can give me a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>You have nothing to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're doing Special K with Peaches Probiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm super ready.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, is let me have a sweatshirt? Actually

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<v Speaker 4>came in here. I need to do you have a

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<v Speaker 4>Z one hundred swet shirt? I have one?

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<v Speaker 3>You do I need?

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be a little chilli outside And have to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Duncan right now for grand opening event.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm passing through the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop some names. Why don't you?

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's not it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not the the I need.

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<v Speaker 2>He needs a uniform like I don't have one.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you eating the cereal or not yet? Kid?

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I have to go to an appearance?

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<v Speaker 1>Just eat this damn cereal?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that one, it says Daniel mon arrow.

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<v Speaker 1>On to just eat this.

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<v Speaker 5>You eat it?

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<v Speaker 4>We are you, You're in here.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you eat it?

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<v Speaker 4>That cereal?

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<v Speaker 5>Eat it?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you get Why do you fill him up

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<v Speaker 4>in a cop Well? What else should I put it

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<v Speaker 4>in in a bowl? After you put cereal in a bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so what are your first thoughts about the cereal?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you looking at with K?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I don't like the full blueberry.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh see, I actually liked I thought it was kind

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<v Speaker 4>of cool of a full blueberry.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also yogurt bits in there. Eh, yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I like yogurt bikes and cereals, Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like that. I like the colors light. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a light flake special K probiotics, berries and peaches. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like it. There's good.

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<v Speaker 1>But Andrew doesn't like fruit. He says it's allergic to apples.

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<v Speaker 4>What's not really real fruit? It's all fake fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all real. It's just dehydrated.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not real. That's what's wrong with some cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It is real? What dude, get out out?

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<v Speaker 5>Why? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I actually changed my opinion. This isn't bad. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna give this three bowls and a spoon, four bowls

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<v Speaker 2>from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Probiotics love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you this one's right now.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not real fruit. You don't eat a blueberry

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<v Speaker 4>and it like explodes in my mouth and like emptiness.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not a real blueberry.

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<v Speaker 2>So do you know a rating scale?

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<v Speaker 5>So you do?

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<v Speaker 2>A bowl is like a full star, and a spoon

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<v Speaker 2>is a half a star. So out of five bowls,

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<v Speaker 2>what would you give this?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, here's what I think.

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<v Speaker 1>There's freeze dried peaches, blueberries, and raspberries.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, there's sugar in this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, of course everything has sugar in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I can get another.

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<v Speaker 3>I can get another flaky cereal with no sugar. I

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<v Speaker 3>can add my own fruit it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring it. I'm gonna see what cereal has no sugar

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<v Speaker 1>in it?

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<v Speaker 5>When?

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<v Speaker 4>How often do you do a podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't buy stuff at whole Foods? Why that's real?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>That's garbage?

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<v Speaker 4>Talk about garbage I'm eating. I mean a cup of sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, Please get out of here. I'm begging you to

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<v Speaker 1>just get out. I don't ever want to know, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm gonna give him if I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 4>a toddler, and I'm being fooled.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids wouldn't eat this cereal. It's not not cereal because

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<v Speaker 1>it's an adult cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got so much sugar and you're getting killy this.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you give it out of five balls?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I talking about as an adult or am I

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<v Speaker 3>talking about it as an adult looking for more of

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<v Speaker 3>a healthy a healthy change?

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<v Speaker 2>Just you at the present moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Plea's just say something so you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave, Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Does it taste good? It does because that has a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of sugar, so it's a candy, so it does

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<v Speaker 4>taste good.

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<v Speaker 3>But is it healthy? I would say no, it is

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<v Speaker 3>not a healthy cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody asked you. Just give it a damn rating?

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<v Speaker 3>And how do you do the ratings again?

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<v Speaker 1>One to five balls? One to five balls? Yeh No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even trying to explain that to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, just on fla for okay, not saying it's

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<v Speaker 3>healthy or not.

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<v Speaker 4>I would give it like four balls. It's really it's

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<v Speaker 4>a good, good taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Thas give it four? Do I get spoons or something

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<v Speaker 1>a cigar? When you get out of here, trying to

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<v Speaker 1>quit vaping? Is a wet cigar in your hand? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you put some milk in there in this cigar.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it in a cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I will tell you now listen, No, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't care. Okay, wait, hold on a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fair. Everyone's blood pressure is going up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yours is. Listen to me now, honestly, I'm your stupid

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<v Speaker 4>scale of the bowls and the spoons and the milk

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<v Speaker 4>and whatever you do. Okay, I'm gonna say it is

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<v Speaker 4>worth four bowls? But would I eat four bowls of this?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I would not.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody said to eat four bowls.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a rating skin get on it. But you want

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<v Speaker 4>to know mother not someone would want to eat? How

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<v Speaker 4>many bowls?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>You eat one bowl that's recommended?

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<v Speaker 4>Please get Why.

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<v Speaker 3>Would I give it a four ball rating scale?

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<v Speaker 4>Stars?

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<v Speaker 3>How many bowls would you want to eat? I would

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<v Speaker 3>want to eat a heating.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I love.

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<v Speaker 1>He's still eating it out there. He pictures about him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's eating every legs, drinking every last drop, every last drop.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you a ninety year old with that pisima?

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<v Speaker 1>Every last drop you ate? I did?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna tell you take it out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's all calm down here, I'm gonna the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's all calm down for one second. That's because you

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<v Speaker 4>have high blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to me.

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<v Speaker 4>I promise you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's all calm down. I'm gonna leave.

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to give you some Okay, okay, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>One minute now listen, okay. I have to be honest

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<v Speaker 4>with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Right stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't appeared, holy ship, I have a great opening

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<v Speaker 4>to go host. Are you kidding me? Do you straight?

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<v Speaker 4>You goop on me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 5>Dude?

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<v Speaker 4>I have to go to an appearance, you farking idiot?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>So you a towel?

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<v Speaker 3>Holy shit?

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<v Speaker 4>You just put purala my god hair? I haven't appearance

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<v Speaker 4>to go host, you scumbag mother?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe it. Why would you do that? Are

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<v Speaker 4>you your pants? What's wrong with you? Seriously? Didn't? What's

0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:40.760
<v Speaker 4>wrong with you? Why would you do that to someone?

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<v Speaker 4>Have to go work? But are you nuts? I can't

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<v Speaker 4>believe you just did that to me? I mean, what

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<v Speaker 4>the freak? I got purel in my gut, hair behind

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<v Speaker 4>my ears. I mean, are you nuts? Have you lost

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<v Speaker 4>your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason I don't want you to leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Your freaking mind?

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<v Speaker 2>You have one minute?

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<v Speaker 5>What do you have?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Now listen to me. Okay, Okay, I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get you upset.

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<v Speaker 3>Just listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hear me out.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, God, I'd make.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of sense of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Just listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a bonus box to do.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot believe you put.

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<v Speaker 3>Per l in my guy there. Now listen to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, gosh, I understand that you have a rating system

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<v Speaker 4>of the bowls and the spoons and whatever, and that's

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<v Speaker 4>very creative.

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<v Speaker 5>It is.

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<v Speaker 4>I like that. Okay, I'm giving you points. But what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to tell you is this. If I was

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<v Speaker 4>a person and I was there asking me do I

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<v Speaker 4>want to eat this? And how many bulls would I

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<v Speaker 4>give it? In my mind, I'm thinking, well, that would

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<v Speaker 4>mean I'd want to eat that many bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>Right yours?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not even kidding. Okay, Okay, Well we do, we

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<v Speaker 4>eat it, we say, we like it, we give it,

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<v Speaker 4>move on, And I already agree this is great.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I know how you make elviss.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but I already agreed, and I said, you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very creative, like the way you grade it.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. But seriously, you just want pre rel

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<v Speaker 3>It is like group it's like dripping on me.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to me. All I'm saying is if you ask me,

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<v Speaker 4>it's confusing to me. If you ask me how many

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<v Speaker 4>bulls I would give it? In my mind, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 4>when I eat four bowls like So that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 4>saying that you might want to think back your scale

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<v Speaker 4>and say, like.

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<v Speaker 1>People listen, they understand what it means. Okay, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>stars in a movie ratioay please okay. Secondly yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but secondly, oh, how many stars are in this movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Second four stars in this movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at to me, I'm a real person. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you there are no actual stars in the movie.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, seriously thinking of this, we've been going for fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Not Also, you're just grading it like on what are

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<v Speaker 4>you grading it on?

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<v Speaker 3>Healthy?

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<v Speaker 1>It on taste? People care about his taste?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I okay, I will say to you, Scott, You're right,

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<v Speaker 4>I agree that that's all people care about.

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<v Speaker 3>But and you have to be honest with yourself all right,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think.

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew would be what you hear me on on this.

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<v Speaker 4>Please just don't sprain me with wind decks. Please give

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<v Speaker 4>me a second. Please, I will leave in a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Just think about this, okay, And I'm just I'm just talking.

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<v Speaker 4>It has a lot of sugar in it, am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so if it has a lot of sugar in

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<v Speaker 3>we like.

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<v Speaker 1>Cereals without sugar too. We've done it. If you ever listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd know we do. So then please, I'm begging.

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<v Speaker 4>What didn't you Okay, wouldn't you great and say this

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<v Speaker 4>is a sugary cereal? So we're gonna grade we.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it's sugar. We're not gonna have two different scales. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this one gets four sugar bowls.

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<v Speaker 4>Please get out, put you get out. I'm saying there

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<v Speaker 4>are things that are going on now in the world

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<v Speaker 4>where people are wanting a healthier choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is how we do it. Go do your

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<v Speaker 1>Greg Tea podcast and work it however the hell you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, please go, And but I'm not gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 4>But here listen, But why wouldn't you just want to

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<v Speaker 4>have and tell people this is really not a healthy choice.

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<v Speaker 4>Please know where please don't win decks. Okay, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to I'm just saying, okay, you listen. Tell you what,

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<v Speaker 4>tell you what? I will leave in twenty seconds. Can

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<v Speaker 4>I ask you one question about the cereal? I want

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<v Speaker 4>to ask you. Don't take me. Don't tele like Tae make.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not a package, get out package. I'm not a package.

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<v Speaker 1>Please go, Okay, please go, just go.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Okay, you've made yourself clear.

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<v Speaker 3>I will go. This is like the old book Marvin K. Mooney?

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<v Speaker 4>Will you please leave? Now? What there's a there's an

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<v Speaker 4>old book like Doctor Seuss. It's it's called Marvin K. Mooney.

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<v Speaker 4>You should read the book. Will you please go?

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<v Speaker 3>Marvin K. Mooney?

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<v Speaker 4>And he wants to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>But last thing, Okay, I mean this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna draw on your face with a sharpie and

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<v Speaker 1>that thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I swear to you, and I'm gonna leave this last thing. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you also taking to account that you can have

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<v Speaker 3>a regular cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>And you could, Oh my god, seeze all the ship

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<v Speaker 4>you please spray it on me and make me sneak.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, do you have emphysema?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, will you take into account that I can get

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<v Speaker 4>a regular cereal with no sugar, right flakes, and I

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<v Speaker 4>can add my.

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<v Speaker 1>Here. This is a purest podcast. Can you eat what's

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<v Speaker 1>in the box? There's no adding things? Why because we

0:25:22.320 --> 0:25:24.119
<v Speaker 1>rate it based on what's in the box, not what

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<v Speaker 1>we can add to it, because that would skew the rating.

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<v Speaker 1>Please leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's fair, and I understand that. Then, so you're

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<v Speaker 4>only grading it on the box that it is and

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<v Speaker 4>what's inside.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. Have you ever done an episode where you actually

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<v Speaker 4>made your own cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>And it is just stupid? Why is that stupid? Because

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<v Speaker 1>that's not what we do. We rate freaking package crap. Okay,

0:25:44.320 --> 0:25:44.800
<v Speaker 1>that's what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you do you are open to the idea

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<v Speaker 3>that people are making their own cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I see it on Facebook. Adds one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars for a box a crap that no one

0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:56.240
<v Speaker 1>would eat. It tastes like crap. Please eat that, Please go? Okay, Okay,

0:25:56.359 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 1>as long, I'm just saying that, wonderful time. Good luck

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.360
<v Speaker 1>with your appearance, enjoying the money you're about to make.

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<v Speaker 1>Please get there.

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<v Speaker 3>Are people eat a real brand cereal?

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<v Speaker 5>Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>This is your microphone money? I used to do it

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid too. I put strawberries and stuff. I

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:10.760
<v Speaker 1>get it, but that's not what we're about.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for coming to tea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you, Andrew. Did you rate that we don't have.

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<v Speaker 2>Any Did you rate that I did three balls in

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Great, and I gave it four bowls because I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he gave it four balls. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>he gave it. We're moving on serial killers. Cereal sack

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<v Speaker 1>for the bonus box.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Greg t were like this because it's a healthy cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dude, it's in my mouth. Man, We're gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>mom another shot. No, Mom's Mom's best honey grams. These

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:57.480
<v Speaker 1>are fake golden grams. They're healthy golden grams from Mom's Best.

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<v Speaker 1>And again, remember this is a pope.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't see you. Got it in my eye. He's

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<v Speaker 1>freding with fantastic in my eye.

0:27:18.640 --> 0:27:21.639
<v Speaker 2>It says, right here, do not that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're touching me.

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<v Speaker 2>Avoid contact with eyes. Skinner clothing. Oh god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 5>Well Scott left, so I guess wait, can you have

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<v Speaker 5>this diamond? It has grain, wheat, sugar, corn meal. Oh

0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 5>canola oil, molasses, fruitose, salt, honey, baking soda, calcium carbonate.

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 2>So I like, it's the thin. You can't have that.

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<v Speaker 5>So this is not a good cereal for you. I

0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 5>can't believe he actually sprayed him with fantastic. That's like

0:28:02.920 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 5>not good though, that has chemicals. Ooh, He's going to

0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 5>be so mad that I open this.

0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:12.080
<v Speaker 1>This is the most out of control circus episode ever

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:13.400
<v Speaker 1>in the history of this podcast.

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I love it so much.

0:28:14.480 --> 0:28:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Would you open this? No, It's gonna take me seven

0:28:17.680 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>hours to edit this and beat out all the curses.

0:28:20.160 --> 0:28:22.639
<v Speaker 1>And I'm so angry right now. I told you I

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to go on with this, and you insisted.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy hell, anyway, Mom's best cereal honeygrams. They're fake Golden

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:31.919
<v Speaker 1>grams or healthy golden grams.

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<v Speaker 2>Diamonds can't have these.

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond can't have this now. So I like at the

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<v Speaker 1>thin less a thin it's made with real honey. It

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<v Speaker 1>smells just like golden grams.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really like the smell of it. I smelled

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<v Speaker 2>it all I.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell is fantastic, So I don't know what's happening. You

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<v Speaker 1>do smell fantastic, Scott, No, I smell like fantastic. If

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<v Speaker 1>he sprayed that in your eyes, it got in my eye.

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<v Speaker 1>That means you should probably go to a chemical shower

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<v Speaker 1>like they have in chemistry labs. They have an eye

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<v Speaker 1>wash in this in the engineering room back there in

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<v Speaker 1>a second today. Actually, yeah, come on, get it.

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<v Speaker 2>They really do have an eye wat.

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<v Speaker 1>I might get your spoon in there. Here, we get

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<v Speaker 1>your spoon on Mom's best bonus box.

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<v Speaker 2>When's you think.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really close to golden grams? And I could taste

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<v Speaker 1>the honey. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't mind this.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom failed miserably with that chocolate crap that other time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh look, it shot right out of the microphone. It's

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in the hole. Do you like my smoker's cloth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's because I got some mucus in the back

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<v Speaker 2>of my throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't laugh anymore. People are eating stop four bulls. I

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<v Speaker 1>like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Now does that mean you want to eat four balls

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<v Speaker 1>of it? Or I don't understand? All right, we got

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<v Speaker 1>to go. This is just like the most ridiculous episode ever.

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<v Speaker 1>When no one's listening anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm going to rate this

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<v Speaker 5>four bowls for the taste the sugar scale. I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to rate it a three bowl for the look of

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<v Speaker 5>the box. I'm going to rate it four bowls for

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<v Speaker 5>the smell of it. I'm going to raid it six bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>If you added strawberries to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's very important. With strawberries, I would say this

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<v Speaker 5>may go down. I'm gonna give this three bowls and

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<v Speaker 5>a spoon if I'm doing it with a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen, see he just makes everybody crazy, whether

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<v Speaker 1>he's here or not. Thank you for listening. I think

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<v Speaker 2>know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I gotta go read some of them. I love them.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna go and spam us and make all these

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening to episode forty five of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>We promise never to have Greg t back. It is

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well until we meet again. Oh, today's Friday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't know that until you looked at your calendar, say.

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<v Speaker 1>Crunch, Andrew, Crunch, I think I'm blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they really have a chemical shower?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do.