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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brook and Jeffrey, and you found the full show.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here, and today we're being selfish. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: this show is based in Seattle, and our own Seattle

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Speaker 1: Seahawks are going to the big Game. Yeah. I don't

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Speaker 1: even think I can say the real name of it

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Speaker 1: on Podcastsaular. So even if you're not a fan, we

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Speaker 1: hope that you enjoyed Jeff's song of the week celebrating

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Speaker 1: our very own Seattle Seahawks.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's only two to pick from.

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Speaker 1: Will side with us? And hey, we also got a

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Speaker 1: lot of brand new stuff, new laser stories, new second dates,

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Speaker 1: so you can always just skip through Jeff's song too,

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Speaker 1: could I say that? Just kidding?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to comments, Pace and Eddie said, Alexis, please

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Speaker 3: read my comment. I just ate a mixed chicken at McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: It was important, But.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't it's been a long time.

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Speaker 4: I haven't had one of like five years.

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Speaker 1: My best friend is obsessed with a mcfish.

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Speaker 4: It's not the end of the world.

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Speaker 1: She ate every day in college and every year she

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Speaker 1: did lose one behind her truck bench. The truck didn't

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Speaker 1: smell very good, but Anyway, all right, let's start this

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Speaker 1: full show right now.

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Speaker 5: We've all won and lost bets before.

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Speaker 1: Life.

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Speaker 5: But yes, that too. But rarely if you lose, does

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Speaker 5: your punishment make national news. Jeffrey in the Morning love.

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Speaker 1: These type of beats more creative.

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Speaker 5: That's the case for a man in New York named

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Speaker 5: Larry Say. He owns a bar and loves placing friendly

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Speaker 5: bets on sporting events, particularly golf.

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Speaker 1: So I mean, you got to make it fun somehow

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Speaker 1: to watch.

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Speaker 5: Last week, he went on social media and guaranteed that

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Speaker 5: pro golfer Scotty Scheffler, the number one ranked player in

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Speaker 5: the world, mind you, would not win a golf tournament

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Speaker 5: happening in California that week. If Scotty Scheffler wins this week,

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Speaker 5: I will only eat Wendy's Chili for an entire month.

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Speaker 5: It's not happened in folks, zero chance, no way.

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Speaker 1: No one's gonna want to go into the bar, he owes.

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Speaker 5: God admire his confidence, though, So what happened? Well, fast

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Speaker 5: forward to the big tournament and Larry, You're not gonna

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Speaker 5: believe this, but Scotty, top ranked player in the world,

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Speaker 5: easily won by four hole strokes Larry. He posted a

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Speaker 5: video update admitting he was wrong. Larry congratulated Scotty on

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Speaker 5: his victory and vowed that the only food he would

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Speaker 5: consume for the next thirty days breakfast, lunch, and dinner

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Speaker 5: is Wendy's chili. No cheese, no crackers, no toppings whatsoever,

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Speaker 5: no sour creek, nothing, just straight chili.

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Speaker 1: Why does Larry hate himself?

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Speaker 2: He didn't need to add that to the.

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Speaker 5: So he's been at it and says the pain hasn't

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Speaker 5: set in quite yet.

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Speaker 4: It will.

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Speaker 1: What kind of gut does he have?

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Speaker 5: On day two, he did tweet breakfast chili is surprisingly underrated,

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Speaker 5: but he does already regret not allowing himself crackers.

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Speaker 1: You know this is gonna be one of those things

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Speaker 4: Thanks worms.

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Speaker 5: Overall, Larry is pretty unfazed by the whole thing, saying

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Speaker 5: it's I've been abusing my digestive track for over fifty years.

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Speaker 6: Now, I got this, okay.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we have a guy who only ate taco

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Speaker 1: bell for how many days? Ashton? Yeah it was February,

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Speaker 1: so twenty eight, twenty eight days?

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Speaker 7: Sure?

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Speaker 1: And what week? Really did the regret set in?

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Speaker 5: Day three. Ashton's frail body has never fully recovered from

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Speaker 5: that book long Taco Bell, But it is time to

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Speaker 5: move on. We're gonna get into the shock collar question

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Speaker 5: of the day, and I'm gonna go on record and

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Speaker 5: guarantee that Jake's question won't be strange or obscure or

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Speaker 5: weird in any sort of way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Digital, what do you bet?

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Speaker 8: Jeff?

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Speaker 5: Here we go.

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm about to take you all a magical journey.

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Speaker 5: Brook.

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Speaker 9: I need you to close your eyes and picture yourself

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Speaker 9: at the target near your house.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's very happy.

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Speaker 9: You're walking the aisles. You're seeing the toilet trees, discounted towels,

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Speaker 9: and candles. When suddenly, yes, you find yourself in the

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Speaker 9: toy section, but you're not interested in dolls or lego sets. Instead,

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Speaker 9: what draws your eye is a huge look crazier, a huge,

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Speaker 9: ginormous wall of puzzles.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my husband's on another puzzle bender, so

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Speaker 4: Puzzle.

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Speaker 9: Although modern kids attention spans are less than three seconds,

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Speaker 9: there's a reason you still see puzzles on store shelves

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Speaker 9: because the sales aren't slowing down. They're one of the

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Speaker 9: few pieces of old school entertainment that are still going

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Speaker 9: strong today. And that's why we're celebrating National Puzzle Day

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Speaker 9: with a special round of yeeh for Jigsaw Edition of.

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Speaker 1: Twenty in the Fox House.

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Speaker 4: Right now here we go.

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Speaker 9: I have the top twenty most used images you'll find

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Speaker 9: on puzzles in America, Different things, places, nature. You gotta

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Speaker 9: be a little bit specific and tell me what kind

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Speaker 9: of imagery you would find on the best selling puzzle. Okay,

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Speaker 9: do understand. We'll start with the woman who looks very

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Speaker 9: puzzled just by my question. That's Alexis alexis the top

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Speaker 9: twenty most popular puzzle images.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, my Graham visited for two weeks over Christmas,

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Speaker 2: We did a lot of animal ones, like puppies, kittens.

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Speaker 9: Puppies and kittens is number ten on that's kind of

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Speaker 9: a little best in show theme.

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Speaker 1: When I go shopping for puzzles, I see European streets

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Speaker 1: a lot.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Is that is that too vague?

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Speaker 9: No, I'll take that European streets. I have number six.

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Speaker 9: The Italian coastal village is what I have yeah.

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Speaker 5: Really generous side. Okay, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes there's gondolas, sometimes there's not.

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Speaker 5: It's fine. Jake's giving charity, It's okay, Jo.

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Speaker 7: You well, you know I always think nature. Right when

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Speaker 7: you said puzzle, I got an image in my head

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Speaker 7: of like golden leaves outside.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I like a fall montage.

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Speaker 7: And I can't get this image out of my head

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Speaker 7: of a giant buck, a big old deer in the

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Speaker 4: So give me a bus, show me big buck.

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Speaker 5: Not what I'm seeing on my list, Jose, I'm sorry, guy.

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Speaker 1: He's like elk though.

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Speaker 4: Venison.

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Speaker 5: It's just the meat form.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, we're over to you.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think Jose was on to something, because puzzles

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Speaker 5: are very masculine by nature. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: My husband will appreciate that statement.

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Speaker 5: Yes, nothing feels more masculine than assembling a puzzle of

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Speaker 5: wolves howling at a full movie. That's pretty cool, wolves

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Speaker 5: at the full moon. What kind of list is that?

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Speaker 1: I've never seen a deer or a wolves. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: they exist.

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Speaker 5: Your husband's lack of masculinity explo.

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Speaker 9: We're talking the most popular puzzles in America. To a

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Speaker 9: National Puzzle Day and we're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if it's most popular, but another puzzle

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Speaker 3: we gave up on with Grandma was a Harry Potter one.

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Speaker 1: It was possible, Harry.

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Speaker 4: Potter, Harry Potter, I'm not.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Mountain Ranges, Hey, Mountain Rangers.

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Speaker 4: On there, brook you've already won.

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Speaker 5: What about country cottage and a bed of wild flowers?

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Speaker 9: It might have been on there too if you said

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Speaker 5: Besides wolves, you've won.

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Speaker 9: Plenty of twenty. I'll give you some of the puzzles

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Speaker 9: that you guys missed. Number one was the World Map,

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Speaker 9: very popular masculine. Oh yeah, purchased over one hundred thousand

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Speaker 9: times last year. Another map, US National Parks map.

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Speaker 1: We just did the patches of that.

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Speaker 9: Imagine number four, just as flowers, sunsets are on their

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Speaker 9: cozy winter ski towns, bakeries, vintage movie posters, testosterone right now,

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Speaker 9: Safari Gardens, Yellowstone National Park, the Ocean, and art gallery

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Speaker 9: style paintings. Paintings, We mean the puzzles.

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Speaker 5: Thomas, all right, Well, Brooks in the puzzle house gets

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Speaker 5: the victory today, she gets to choose. You get shock.

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Speaker 1: I'm so torn between age shaming Alexis or gender shaming

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Speaker 1: Jeff both.

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Speaker 7: Yeahn't she should have won, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Jeff is getting shocked.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well I'm gonna get shocked while singing another

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Speaker 5: very masculine song, I Will Survive by Gloria Damon.

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Speaker 8: At first I was afraid, ified.

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Speaker 5: I could never live without you by my side.

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Speaker 10: And then I spent so many nights thinking how you didn't.

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Speaker 8: Be wrong, strong, and I learned how to get along,

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Speaker 8: and now you're.

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Speaker 5: That was your shock collar Question of the Day Masculine edition.

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Speaker 5: Full Time's coming up right after.

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Speaker 1: This, brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: If you've ever been to Japan, you know they have

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Speaker 5: a lot of noodle houses and even more bars. Oh

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Speaker 5: it's broken Jeffrey in the morning, and they're very niche

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Speaker 5: over there, where you're just gonna get like a sake

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Speaker 5: of Yokohama today, there's a brand new, unique type of

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Speaker 5: watering hole that's opening called the ten Shoku Sodan bar,

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Speaker 5: and it's only meant for people who are thinking about

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Speaker 5: quitting their jobs. Bar if you love your job, or

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Speaker 5: even if you like it a little bit, they ask,

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Speaker 5: please do not come here. We don't want your optimism

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Speaker 5: and your positivity killing the vibe in this joint.

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Speaker 1: Leave that bar and not actually quit around like you're

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Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna do it together and drunk totally.

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Speaker 5: If you loathe your boss or you know it's probably

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Speaker 5: time to make a professional change, then yes, you've gone

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Speaker 5: just a normal bar. Rather than just commiserating with other

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Speaker 5: barflies wallowing along with your workplace gripes, this place is

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Speaker 5: actually staffed with bartenders who are all qualified career counselors.

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Speaker 11: Like drink.

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Speaker 1: It's like a healthy way to quit your job. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean they're going to get you on the right

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Speaker 1: track of what your true passion is.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's a heavy thing to say. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 5: it's just like, if you feel like you want to

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Speaker 5: vent about your job, you can book a therapy session

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Speaker 5: in the back, take your drink with you, sit down

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Speaker 5: and get counseled on how to find a better new

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know that coupling therapy with Booze would

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Speaker 1: be the right thing to do.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of critics who say this is just

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Speaker 5: an employment agency that serves alcohol. But the bar they

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Speaker 5: discussed that idea. They say the goal is to create

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Speaker 5: a safe space, to create the kind of talks that

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Speaker 1: And you can have someone critique everything that you wrote down.

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Speaker 4: Imagine when the bar desire people.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, once again, Japan way ahead of the curve. Good

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Speaker 5: job Japan. Laser Stories is next. It's the radio segment

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Speaker 1: Someone take my kids from them because they're not doing well.

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Speaker 5: This first laser story is out of Brevard County, Florida.

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Speaker 5: Cops got multiple calls about a car speeding down Highway

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Speaker 12: Hey nobody got it?

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Speaker 2: Feed though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I did have a friend at high

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Speaker 5: Day Me Day headquarters, Sweethearts Candy announced the new line

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Speaker 5: of practical Conversation Hearts for Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: They always do something new every year to keep up with.

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Speaker 5: Pickup line Number two cook for two, creamy cute. The

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Speaker 5: They say that they didn't fully pigeonhole it as just

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Speaker 5: A separate poll found money worries are affecting Valentine's Day

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Speaker 4: He people are ordering.

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Speaker 5: Hack you own deliveries.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to your final laser story. Out of the

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Speaker 5: ratings round up, Nielsen released its year end streaming numbers,

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Speaker 5: and as expected, Stranger Things was a monster. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting.

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Speaker 5: People streamed it for forty billion minutes, but that was

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Speaker 1: Are we doing anything else with our time? That is

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Speaker 4: Who's just rewatching it?

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Speaker 5: In second Gray's Anatomy had forty one billion minutes watched.

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Speaker 6: Who is still watching?

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Speaker 5: But watch?

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Speaker 5: five billion minutes. Okay, the children's cartoon Bluey.

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Speaker 1: It's either murder or humor.

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Speaker 5: What is this guy watching on TV lately? You've definitely

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Speaker 5: We'll do it again, same time on Monday, Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the morning. Our own Jose Belanos is a sweet, fun

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Speaker 5: the tale. We're gonna hear what happened to Jose? Coming

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Speaker 1: Yes, you can tell.

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Speaker 5: Passionate about a lot of stuff. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 13: Heart more than Disneyland, more than two hundred dollars door

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Speaker 5: Maybe Jose's number one passion in life is being a

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Speaker 5: Los Angeles, Jose, how important was it to you to

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Speaker 7: I quickly realized that it was the most important task

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Speaker 5: Yes, so you ended up going of money.

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Speaker 7: And even better, I convinced my best friend to make

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Speaker 5: And awesome, you needed your emotional support friend to be there.

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Speaker 7: So we get to our seat, and my buddy's on

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I'm like the only.

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Speaker 1: The only ones not drinking each other.

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Speaker 12: And she literally says that.

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Speaker 7: She's like, I got so drunk at the last game.

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Speaker 7: I'm only drinking coffee today.

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Speaker 5: But she's learned her lesson to keep herself in check

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Speaker 1: I feel like those type of people on the last

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Speaker 4: That you're literally the first quarter.

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Speaker 7: She comes back and she has a margarita in her hands.

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Speaker 5: I'm assuming you confront her and call her a dirty liar.

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Speaker 7: No, I literally I'm like, oh, is that a mark?

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Speaker 7: And she's like, oh, yeah, I needed something to warm

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Speaker 4: Warm up on the inside. We all know what tequila does.

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Speaker 5: Okay, she's going for it.

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Speaker 7: She is celebrating every single good play by rubbing my back.

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Speaker 8: Now well now first down, yeah, right, physical concept, She's like, here, you.

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Speaker 12: Wearing a jersey into your onesie because I can feel it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, allowed for women either.

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Speaker 7: Agreed, But don't you worry because the celebration backgrounds quickly

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Speaker 12: Oh, once we scored a touchdown, she was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: And that hurts.

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Speaker 14: Well.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully you slapped her right back, No, Jeff, that would

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Speaker 2: How old is this woman?

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Speaker 4: Probably in her late thirties, early forties.

450
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, yeah, anyway, so I get chess slaps by

451
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 7: the fourth.

452
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 4: Quarter, she is for Margarita's deep. Now she has caught

453
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 4: up for the whole game.

454
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 5: Okay, it's it's it's close game, so there's a lot

455
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,640
Speaker 5: of a lot of stress.

456
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: She got money. I guarantee those are doubles.

457
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm telling you.

458
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 12: All of a sudden, she starts asking me personal questions.

459
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 12: Are you single?

460
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what you want to talk about. It

461
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: a football game. You just spent hundreds of.

462
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 7: Dollars sign Okay, and then she starts going like you

463
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 7: seem like such a great guy.

464
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 4: Why are you sing?

465
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 6: Well?

466
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 7: Then she leads to this, it's okay, if I asked

467
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 7: these questions as long as I don't.

468
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 12: Kiss you, and I'm like, yeah, please don't kiss me.

469
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,719
Speaker 1: She's like, it's on the table.

470
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 4: And then she's like, my husband's here.

471
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 12: He's sitting over there in that section with his friends.

472
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 4: He's smart.

473
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: And bought a ticket separate from there.

474
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 12: I don't know why.

475
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 10: She seems like the ultimate plus one did not want

476
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 10: to spend the time with this amazing whey is the

477
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 10: only ticket you get available?

478
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 5: Okay, so even her husband doesn't want to spend the

479
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:53,520
Speaker 5: game with you.

480
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 4: Okay.

481
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 7: So now, guys, we have two minutes left in the

482
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 7: fourth quarter and it is the biggest.

483
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 4: Game of my life.

484
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

485
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 7: I'm locked in. My favorite team is about to go

486
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 7: to the super Bowl. Maybe if they can finish this game.

487
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: Please tell me. She was quiet.

488
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 12: She turns to.

489
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 7: Me in my ear and whispers, hey, what do you

490
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 7: think of all the political stuff?

491
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 12: I go, please, please, I'm trying to watch.

492
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 4: She goes, no, no, no.

493
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 12: You can tell me what who did you vote for.

494
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my gosh.

495
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 5: Well, in all fairness, there's never like a perfect time

496
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 5: to talk about politics. They say, they say, don't bring

497
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 5: it up at the holidays, at work events, last minute

498
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 5: at the NFC Championship, you might need to relax your

499
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 5: no politics.

500
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 12: So I tell her, I'm.

501
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 7: Like, please, I don't want to talk politics right now.

502
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 7: This is a huge moment for me. Let's share it together.

503
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 7: She realizes and just profusely apologizes, the annoying type where

504
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 7: she's so drunks, thank you, you're doing it. I'm trying

505
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 7: to talk and she's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

506
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 4: And I'm like, this is the biggest.

507
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 6: Moment of my life.

508
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,719
Speaker 5: I know you should have kissed her to make her

509
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 5: shut up. Go back to the game.

510
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 7: So anyway, then I helped, unfortunately say please stop apologizing,

511
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 7: and then she understands, and the game ends.

512
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 12: And it's behind the Seahawks win.

513
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 7: The confetti starts to come down. I start tearing up,

514
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 7: and who jumps into my arms.

515
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: Your best friend. Please, it's your best friend.

516
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 4: Not my best friend. My new wife.

517
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 7: Crying, giving me the biggest hug, like I'm her husband.

518
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 12: We did they were going to the super Bowl.

519
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 5: Now you have to carry her across the threshold, over

520
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 5: the fifty yard line.

521
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 1: Or just down two rows to her husband.

522
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 7: Yeah, literally, I peel her off of me, and then

523
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 7: I hug my friend and I don't know where she went,

524
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 7: but she disappeared, thankfully and todly to her husband.

525
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 5: Wow. Well, bottom line, Jose, you were there, your team won.

526
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 5: What a story.

527
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: That is an experience. Yeah, it's too bad you can't

528
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: pre screen who you're gonna sit.

529
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 5: I wouldn't have changed a single thing about the way

530
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 5: you did. That's a story that's going to last a lifetime.

531
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 5: Your phone tap is coming up right after this. It's

532
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,480
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And here in America,

533
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 5: we have a special relationship with our in laws, and

534
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 5: today we call a woman who, how do I put

535
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 5: this lightly has a frosty relationship with her mother in law. Okay, okay,

536
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 5: And now the woman what we're pranking here recently put

537
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 5: on a holiday party last month which her mother in

538
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 5: law attended, and even though she did get a few

539
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 5: disapproving looks, in her mind, it went fine until she

540
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 5: receives a phone call from our own Alexis Fuller to

541
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 5: tell her not so fast, because some much needed change

542
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 5: is in order. In your phone tap right now.

543
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: You're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

544
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Shana.

545
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 15: Who's this We never met.

546
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: My name is Zoe. I work for Colleen, your mother

547
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: in law.

548
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 15: Oh what what do you mean?

549
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just hired me. I'm her new personal assistant.

550
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 16: She has a personal assistant.

551
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: Now, well, she's a busy lady. You know now that

552
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 2: she's not working.

553
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 17: Oh okay, I mean she hasn't worked in decades.

554
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: Oh is that true? Fun, I'm a little jealous.

555
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 16: Why are you calling me?

556
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 14: Oh?

557
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just calling. Can we go over the list

558
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 2: real quick?

559
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 15: A list?

560
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

561
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: She had me take.

562
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 3: Notes earlier today because she didn't want to forget everything

563
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 3: that happened at your holiday party.

564
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 16: Oh, I'm sorry.

565
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

566
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: Your holiday party?

567
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 5: Right?

568
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: You hosted one?

569
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 17: I guess yeah, I had the whole family over for

570
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 17: the holidays.

571
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 16: What list are you talking about?

572
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 3: Well, just some little things Colleen thought you could improve on.

573
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 16: She gave you a list of things that I need

574
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 16: to improve on at my gathering.

575
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a few little things, like the Chex mix

576
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 3: was a little bit off.

577
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 2: That's what Colleen thinks.

578
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 16: I'm sorry.

579
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 15: She wants me to fix chex mix.

580
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 3: Well, just like the ratio between pretzels and checks pieces.

581
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 17: No, I don't feel you the balance between like, what

582
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,719
Speaker 17: are you saying?

583
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: It was pretzels and checks pieces.

584
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 3: If you want to write that down, there's probably too

585
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 3: many pretzels, like a three quarter to quarter ratio.

586
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 16: Well, you know, I make it the same every year.

587
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 16: So it's pretty rude of her to say that.

588
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: I can text her if you want me to or

589
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: not to send like a follow up email.

590
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 16: No, absolutely not. We're not going to be doing that.

591
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: Well we can move on, you know, how about we don't.

592
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: Well, this one you might want to hear because she

593
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: also recommended that next time you choose it to table centerpiece,

594
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 3: that's less gaudy.

595
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 16: He's coming after my centerpiece.

596
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: Well, she thought it was less home goods and more

597
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: home deep of what so take.

598
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: That for what you make.

599
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 16: She did not say that.

600
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,479
Speaker 3: She actually did. I took notes, and I'm pretty good

601
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: at taking notes. I went to college for it.

602
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 16: Are you even listening to me?

603
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 17: I mean, I can't have some stranger calling me out

604
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 17: of the blue to give me notes on what I

605
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 17: did at my holiday party on behalf of my mother

606
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 17: in law.

607
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 16: This is your job.

608
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 18: This is what you do.

609
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: I do other things, like sometimes I get her mail Wow.

610
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 16: Great for you. That's so impressive.

611
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 2: Thinks I went to college for it.

612
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 16: This is the dumbest conversation that I've ever had. Are

613
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 16: we done?

614
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Colleen said, you have a temper and can't control your emotions.

615
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: She thought this might happen.

616
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 16: Oh so she thought this might happen, right, that this

617
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 16: call would piss me off.

618
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 11: Will tell her she's right.

619
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Shana, I hear how you're feeling. But listen, it's

620
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 3: not that deep.

621
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 16: Okay, it's not that deep.

622
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: Coulleene understays that hosting isn't your strong suit. That's not

623
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 2: your fault.

624
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 16: Are you kidding me?

625
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 17: Like I'm trying to tell you that I'm feeling some

626
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 17: type of way about this, and you just keep coming

627
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 17: after me.

628
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to it's just the way she laid

629
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 3: it out, it kind of sounded.

630
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: More like a trailer park situation. Oh my God, and

631
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: my sorority. We were taught to help those less fortunate.

632
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 16: Whatever your freaking name was. I don't want to hear

633
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 16: another word out.

634
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 5: Of your mouth.

635
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 2: I get it.

636
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 3: Change is hard, especially with how little your husband makes,

637
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,719
Speaker 3: and I am so sorry.

638
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: Colleen.

639
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 17: All you can shut up and tell Colleen that she's

640
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 17: not even going to be invited next year.

641
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 16: Wait what Yeah, she can keep her judgmental at home.

642
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 2: So you're not inviting her next year?

643
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 15: Da Are you not listening to me? You can't possibly

644
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 15: be that stupid.

645
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's going to be so happy to

646
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 3: hear she doesn't have to drink any more.

647
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: Bottom to your wine, that lady.

648
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 16: You know what, There's nothing else left that I have

649
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 16: to say to you. I'm done with this hot Wait,

650
00:32:58,840 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 16: I just.

651
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 3: I have one last thing to say to you, Colleen said,

652
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 3: maybe instead of playing Christmas carols, you could put on

653
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning at your party, you

654
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 3: know next year?

655
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 16: Brocking what you know?

656
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: It's that show, the one that does the prank calls,

657
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 2: like the one that's happening to you right now.

658
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 15: Are you kidding me?

659
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: No?

660
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 2: I mean yes, but yeah I am kidding.

661
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 3: But my name's Alexis, and your husband will set you

662
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 3: up for a phone tap.

663
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 16: Wait, this whole thing's been a joke.

664
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, he says.

665
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 3: You have to deal with his overbearing mom all the time,

666
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 3: especially over the holiday season, but good news is it's over.

667
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: You handled it like a chap you're good.

668
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 9: Oh my god.

669
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 17: I was getting ready to call him and just tell

670
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 17: him there's no way that I can't even do this anymore.

671
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 2: No, don't forget. It's not that deep.

672
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 17: Okay, oh my god, it's not that deep.

673
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: Now we're on the same page finally.

674
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, I got it.

675
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 19: Now broken.

676
00:33:56,720 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 7: Jeffrey's phone taps on the sweenties Jeffrey in the Morning.

677
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 5: It's pretty special when a guy designs an entire themed

678
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 5: date centered around the passions and the interests of the

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Speaker 5: girl he's taking out today. It takes careful thought and consideration,

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Speaker 5: Like Alexis, imagine if a dude designed an entire evening

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Speaker 5: for you, all centered around island based hot tubs.

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Speaker 1: I'm interested.

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Speaker 5: What an absolute sweetheart that guy would be. Well, we

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Speaker 5: have a listener who put that level of effort into

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Speaker 5: creating a special themed date for his online match and

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Speaker 5: it lasted almost fifteen whole minutes. Wow, before the girl

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Speaker 5: said I don't like this. You're gonna hear it in

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Speaker 5: your brand new second date update coming up.

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Speaker 7: Next, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning Second Date updates.

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Speaker 5: What do you do when you book a date somewhere

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Speaker 5: and the location for the date is all like, things

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Speaker 5: are good between you and your person but for whatever reason,

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Speaker 5: whether it's the dive bar is too divy or the

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Speaker 5: speak easy is too easy speaking, at that point, what

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Speaker 5: do you do then?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well that's when you see someone's personality really sucks.

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Speaker 5: No, they're great, it's just the place is wrong. You

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Speaker 5: can't That's what our listener, Aaron was faced with that

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Speaker 5: exact dilemma, and he managed to make lemons out of

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Speaker 5: lemon trees.

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Speaker 1: Wait, none of the.

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Speaker 5: Expression. So let's learn a little bit more.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but he did not go to the

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Speaker 1: easy speak Okay.

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Speaker 5: Well let's find out where he went. Aaron, Welcome to

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Speaker 5: the show man.

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Speaker 14: Hey, it's good to be here. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Okay, welcome to the orchard. Yeah, where lemon trees grow.

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Speaker 1: We hope you thrive.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so we would love to get into your date. First,

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Speaker 5: tell us about this girl and how you met her.

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Speaker 14: Okay, so her name is Elise. If I'm allowed to

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Speaker 14: say that on the air, I hope. So.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe you just came out with that.

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Speaker 1: Is she in a witness protection PROGRESM?

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Speaker 14: Hopefully I don't hear from her lawyer.

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Speaker 11: But I met her online and her profile said that

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Speaker 11: she liked to travel.

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Speaker 1: Oh all right, something que don't hear that.

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Speaker 11: What I did was I took her on an airplane

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Speaker 11: theme date. If you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you boarded a plane and flew somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Did you shed in line for a long time, holding

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Speaker 1: lots of luggage and pretend like you're in TSA?

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Speaker 11: No, in retrospect, flying somewhere exotic might have been cooler.

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Speaker 11: But I took her to a restaurant close to the

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Speaker 11: airport so we could watch the plane, you know, take

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Speaker 11: it off and land.

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Speaker 14: It kind of romantic, right.

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Speaker 4: Plane spotting.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a cute idea. It shows that you

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Speaker 1: paid attention to what she liked and you tried to

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Speaker 1: find a unique way to try it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she must have been surprised when you came up

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Speaker 5: with that idea.

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Speaker 11: She was surprised by it being as close to the

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Speaker 11: airport as it was.

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Speaker 14: I thought it was romantic, but.

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Speaker 11: The engines were so loud we ended up not even

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Speaker 11: able to hear each other.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, is that very important for a first date?

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Speaker 7: Though?

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Speaker 4: Was that you said every ten seconds? Another one.

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Speaker 1: You have a brother. That's awful.

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Speaker 11: So she asked why we're eating at the airport, and

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Speaker 11: I'm kind of thinking to myself, do we do we

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Speaker 11: get through this? Do we go our whole first day

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Speaker 11: just yelling at each other, or did we just get

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Speaker 11: on out of there?

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Speaker 14: So that's what we did.

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Speaker 1: Oh you left? Okay, you guys, did you pivoted? And

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Speaker 1: she was interested enough to go to a second location

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Speaker 1: with you?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I did say sorry, it's because I

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Speaker 11: thought you'd like to travel. But another restaurant, it was

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Speaker 11: quieter and we kind of talked about ourselves a little

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Speaker 11: bit more.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it sounds like you had great conversation. Was

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Speaker 1: there any weird points for you?

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Speaker 20: Well?

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Speaker 14: I think it was good for the most part.

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Speaker 11: I've told her a bit about my job on an

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Speaker 11: escalator tech and she told me that she was a paralegal,

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Speaker 11: and I didn't even know what that meant. As a

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Speaker 11: matter of fact.

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Speaker 1: Yea, you can save that for your next date if

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Speaker 1: we get it worked out for you.

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Speaker 14: Okay, there you go, There you go.

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Speaker 11: But you know, the conversation got deeper, family friends stuff.

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Speaker 11: We're really interested in passion, that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if anybody starts asking like deep questions

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Speaker 5: about your family or the people that you spent a

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Speaker 5: lot of time with, in my mind, that would be

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Speaker 5: a really good sign. But I don't know, Alexis. For you,

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Speaker 5: would that be a good conversation for you to have

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Speaker 5: on a first date or are you trying to avoid

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Speaker 5: You're just trying to tread water.

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Speaker 3: That's bringing it down. I'm just saying, just because you

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Speaker 3: like talking to somebody about that.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't mean you like them, like them.

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Speaker 3: You could just be interested in the conversation and like

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Speaker 3: or off of that, you could.

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Speaker 7: Just feel like this will get them to talk for

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Speaker 7: ten minutes, Yeah, talk about your family?

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Speaker 5: You know. Were you getting a vibe from her either way?

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Speaker 11: Well, I definitely got the impression that she was really

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Speaker 11: trying to get a feel of who I am, which

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Speaker 11: made me think that she was interested.

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Speaker 5: She actually cared, Alexis. I mean, even though she's not

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Speaker 5: calling you back now, at least for that part of

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Speaker 5: the conversation, she was into it.

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Speaker 1: How long ago was your date?

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Speaker 14: It was about five days ago?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, that's like almost a week.

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Speaker 5: Ye How did you to leave it that night?

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Speaker 14: That's when it got awkward.

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Speaker 11: Actually, as soon as they cleared the plate at the

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Speaker 11: end of dinner, waiter, did we ask if we want

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Speaker 11: to dessert? She just said, we'll get to check when

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Speaker 11: you get a second.

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Speaker 5: Oh, your date asked the check immediately before the waiter

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Speaker 5: could even offer to bring the menus back.

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Speaker 7: As a former server, that's kind of rude. A lot

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Speaker 7: of times there's a whole spiel involved with the dessert menu.

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Speaker 1: He's like, do you know how hard? I don't to

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Speaker 1: memorize that and give me my moment.

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Speaker 5: But it sounds like maybe you got the feeling that

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Speaker 5: she was done hanging out with you. She was ready

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Speaker 5: to leave.

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Speaker 11: Exactly exactly she paid for half of it, She insisted

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Speaker 11: on paying for half of it, and there was no

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Speaker 11: kiss or hugs.

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Speaker 14: She just walked to her.

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Speaker 5: Call Brook, why did you say oof? Is that not

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Speaker 5: a good sign?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's one thing if there's a discussion and

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Speaker 1: you're like, no, let me know. But it sounds like

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Speaker 1: she just didn't want to feel in any way indebted

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Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, you paid if you don't really want to, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's up with that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, we're about to call Alice in a second here,

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Speaker 5: But your email said, you're really hoping that we can

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Speaker 5: get a hold of her because, quote, she's the first

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Speaker 5: quality girl that I've been out with in half a year.

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Speaker 14: Six months is a long time.

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Speaker 5: Okay, some people get a lot more dating, and you

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Speaker 5: know what, we want to do that for you, Aaron.

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Speaker 5: If you did mess up, we would like to figure

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Speaker 5: out what exactly the mistake was that could help you

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Speaker 5: for the next future six months of bad dates.

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Speaker 1: It'll help him fix what's with her and go out

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Speaker 1: with her again.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Brooke, you are right, but I do want to

835
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Speaker 5: be realistic here. Okay, she's not calling him back, but

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Speaker 5: let's find out why when we come back and do

837
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Speaker 5: your second date update right after this than you hold

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Speaker 5: on Brook.

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the morning second date updates.

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Speaker 5: You know, I really like our listener, Aaron, because he

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Speaker 5: sounds like a good dude and sourceful too. Okay, not

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Speaker 5: only was he a thoughtful guy who planned a very

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Speaker 5: special date for a lease because she said on her

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Speaker 5: profile that she's really into travel, so he took her

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Speaker 5: to a restaurant by the airport. Hey, she turns out

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Speaker 5: it was literally right by the airport, Like, yeah, directly

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Speaker 5: next to it, where thanks to all the planes, they

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Speaker 5: could barely hear each other speaking, and being that resourceful

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Speaker 5: guy that he is, he pivoted to another place a

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Speaker 5: little farther away, where they could actually communicate with each other,

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Speaker 5: and he got to learn a little bit more about

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Speaker 5: Elise and she got to know more about him until

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Speaker 5: she suddenly cut the date.

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Speaker 1: Short, which is too bad because I feel like you

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Speaker 1: really proved you can handle a situation.

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Speaker 2: We love a good pivot.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Trying to hype you up a little bit

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Speaker 1: because sometimes these can be a little rough.

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Speaker 5: The thing is what caused her to have the sudden

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Speaker 5: change of heart and basically storm out.

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Speaker 1: She didn't storm out, She just asked for the check abruptly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then page's.

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Speaker 5: Stormy, stormy adjacent, all right, I don't know. That's the thing.

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Speaker 5: We don't know. That's the whole point of the second point.

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Speaker 5: So we're hoping to find that out. If she answers

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Speaker 5: our phone calls, and we are going to call her

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Speaker 5: constantly until she picks up.

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Speaker 1: We're not creepy at all.

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Speaker 5: No, no, you cao with that, Aaron I, Oh yeahful

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00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 5: committed to this all right, we're all in. Let's do it.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call it right now. Hello, Hey, Elise, this

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Speaker 5: is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. How

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Speaker 5: are you doing.

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Speaker 15: I'm sorry, who's this?

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Speaker 5: There's a radio show We're called Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 5: the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: This is Elise. Right, we didn't actually confirm that.

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00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 5: Now there's a lease. Even if it's not a lease,

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Speaker 5: we'll talk to you.

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Speaker 15: Okay, this is so random. What are you calling about.

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00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 5: We are calling about this segment we do. It's called

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Speaker 5: a second Date Update, and the reason for it is

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Speaker 5: one of our listeners has reached out hoping that we

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Speaker 5: can get a hold of you after you went on

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Speaker 5: a date with him. You're not calling him back anymore.

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Speaker 5: It's a guy named Aaron.

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Speaker 15: Oh my gosh. Okay, all right, yeah, so Aaron I.

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Speaker 18: Really understand why you guys are calling me.

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Speaker 5: Because he told us about the day that you two

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Speaker 5: hung out near the airport and then at a second restaurant.

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Speaker 1: And he was like so bummed because he had like

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Speaker 1: come up with this great idea based on your interest

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Speaker 1: of travel, and then it kind of backfired.

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Speaker 15: Okay, okay, so you guys know about the date.

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Speaker 5: Yes, And what we don't know is if there's a

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Speaker 5: reason why you're kind of it seems like to him

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Speaker 5: that you're avoiding him. No, and actually, according to him,

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Speaker 5: you stopped the date kind of abruptly.

901
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Speaker 15: Yeah. No, No, I mean things just sort of ended.

902
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 15: Like he's he's really nice.

903
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 19: Honestly, if I'd met him last year, it probably would

904
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 19: have worked.

905
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 18: But now I'm just like, I'm just adhering to.

906
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 15: Like some strict dating rules that I'm.

907
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 19: Not breaking, just so I can have a lot more

908
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 19: clarity in this whole dating world.

909
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 7: Oh that's interesting, ye, like he's shorter than your minimum

910
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 7: or something.

911
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 15: No, No, nothing like that, Sorr.

912
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 5: I'm enough to apologize for my co host Jose here.

913
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,879
Speaker 5: He doesn't like rules hold him back.

914
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: He hasn't been able to follow him since kindergarten.

915
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 5: But if you've laid some rules down for your dating

916
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 5: life that could be.

917
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: Healthy, can you share any of them with us?

918
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 5: Are we allowed to know?

919
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 15: I do you really want to know?

920
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

921
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, people listening maybe like that's a good idea.

922
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 5: Especially Yeah, especially if Aaron had broke one of them.

923
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 15: Okay, so here they go. Number one, if.

924
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 18: You don't make good money.

925
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 6: Cut Okay.

926
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 15: Number two, if you haven't gone to therapy cut?

927
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait what if they haven't gone to therapy?

928
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: Ever, you don't have to deal with other people's baggage therapy?

929
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 4: They're perfect, got it?

930
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 15: No, not that anyone's perfect.

931
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 19: A lot of men haven't dealt with a lot of stuff,

932
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 19: and a lot of guys that have been on date

933
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 19: with want to trauma bond and I'm like, I'm not

934
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 19: doing it.

935
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm and these are interesting. But we do

936
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 5: have a required time limit on this segment. So how

937
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 5: long is the list going to be? Exactly?

938
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,479
Speaker 1: Can we get to our guy broke?

939
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just five.

940
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: Okay, we got the first two, money and therapy.

941
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 15: Number three. If you're rude to wait staff or janitor's

942
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 15: cut Yeah.

943
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 5: Was he rude to one of the waiters at the restaurant?

944
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 15: No, No, he wasn't.

945
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 5: Okay, that wasn't the one.

946
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 15: Number four. If you've ever lied to a cheated on

947
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 15: a significant other? Cut?

948
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm sorry.

949
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: Who hasn't lied to a significant other?

950
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 4: That's so bad? That's true. Sorry, I always focus on

951
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 4: the cheating part.

952
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 19: I don't mean like a white lie I mean, like

953
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 19: living a double life.

954
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I think, okay, big.

955
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 15: Lie and number five and this is the one that

956
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 15: got him.

957
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. This is the rule that he broke.

958
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 15: If you have any friends who lie or cheat, cut,

959
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 15: why would.

960
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 1: Your friends behavior dictate who you are as a person.

961
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 15: It doesn't dictate who you are, but it's who you're.

962
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 19: Hanging out with really determines the kind of person you're

963
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 19: going to be and the values you have.

964
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 5: Okay, but wait, how do you know that one of

965
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 5: his friends lied or cheated?

966
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 7: You know?

967
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 15: I asked him, have he ever been cheated on? And

968
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 15: he's like, no, forget that. My friend was, but he

969
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 15: got her back, he cheated on her and blah blah blah.

970
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 19: And he was like super enthusiastic, and I was like discussing.

971
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, so okay, So your logic is because one of

972
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 5: his friends cheated, that cheater on a cheater, that means

973
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 5: he's not worth dating.

974
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,919
Speaker 15: I didn't say he's not worth dating for somebody else.

975
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 15: I said that I don't want to deal with that.

976
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 7: We eliminate almost anybody, like everybody is friends with somebody

977
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 7: out there that is these.

978
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 1: Are her standards. That's the hard thing is you can't

979
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: argue with how somebody.

980
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 5: Feel, and we can, I guess respect to your rules.

981
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 5: The good news is I didn't hear any rules about

982
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 5: not quietly listening in on people's phone conversations, because that

983
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 5: is what Aaron is doing right now. He's on the

984
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 5: other line waiting to talk to you.

985
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 14: Hey, Lee, how you doing.

986
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 11: Oh that's kind of insane, right who? Well, why am

987
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 11: I getting punished for that?

988
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 19: I don't want to involve myself at this point in

989
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,280
Speaker 19: my life with people who support liars and cheaters.

990
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 11: You didn't hear like he didn't because his girlfriend cheated

991
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 11: first and broken.

992
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 18: I don't care.

993
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 19: I don't care, Like you're here like trying to justify

994
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,439
Speaker 19: it now, and that's literally just making it even worse.

995
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: But he sounds like a strong person who knows who

996
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: he is. Like sometimes that can be true, where if

997
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: you can be influenced by a friend if you're not

998
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: totally certain of who you are. Aaron seems like he's there, man.

999
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 18: Sorry, you got all that information from this phone call?

1000
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 5: Or did you dat?

1001
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: M he's our friend. We're trying to help them.

1002
00:48:57,200 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 19: Yeah, that's that thing with friends, Like if you're everybody

1003
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 19: and anyone your friends.

1004
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 15: I don't know.

1005
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 19: I just I'm just trying to keep a tighter circle

1006
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 19: at this point, and I just want to be clear

1007
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,479
Speaker 19: about the kind of people I want in my life.

1008
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so it sounds like your mind is made

1009
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 5: up of Lisa and there's no way that you will

1010
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 5: break or even bend this rule to give him another chance.

1011
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 15: I don't know. I mean, honestly, if he's won the

1012
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 15: sever ties with this guy, I don't know, maybe with

1013
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 15: his friend, I might be runing to go out again.

1014
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 14: No way, no.

1015
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 5: Way, Come on, I wanted to break off an entire friendship,

1016
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 5: I would.

1017
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: Say I wouldn't want to date someone who would do that.

1018
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you think about that ultimatum?

1019
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 14: I'm flabbergasted.

1020
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 11: I have never met anyone that is so I don't

1021
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 11: think you know that that's my best friend.

1022
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 14: He rubs a nonprofit for children. What I would sit

1023
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 14: here and say, he's a good guy.

1024
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, most cheaters are, so they slide by your back.

1025
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: And just because your cheat once doesn't define who you

1026
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: are as a person for the rest of your life.

1027
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: Like it's not like he was like sleeping around on

1028
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: his wife or something, you.

1029
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 5: Know, at least go ahead and tell my co host

1030
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 5: why she's wrong.

1031
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 19: Listen, you guys can say whatever you want, but this

1032
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 19: is what I believe. If he's willing to sever the friendship,

1033
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 19: we can try it again.

1034
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 14: Okay, Oh my god, but.

1035
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 18: I need to look at your phone and see you

1036
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 18: deleted his number.

1037
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 5: Oh, Aaron, do you want to ditch your best friend

1038
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 5: in order to go out with a lease one more time?

1039
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 5: Because we'll pay for it.

1040
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: Just a small stipulation to a nice second date, exactly.

1041
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 5: We just need a yes or no Aaron.

1042
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 16: Gosh, Oh, thinking about it, I think you.

1043
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 15: I can't.

1044
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 14: I can't do that.

1045
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 11: I can't cut off my best friend because for a

1046
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 11: second date.

1047
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 18: Yeah, and you know what, and that's why we didn't

1048
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 18: even have to have this conversation.

1049
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 15: I left there as politely as possible. I paid for

1050
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 15: my food.

1051
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 19: And if you want to go ahead and defend your

1052
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 19: friend and his negation of energy, he guess could just

1053
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 19: be toxic together.

1054
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 15: I gotta go.

1055
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 5: Oh god, oh dude, I think she hung out.

1056
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know that. Are you sad about it?

1057
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,200
Speaker 6: Eric?

1058
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 11: I mean, you know, this conversation kind of helped me

1059
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 11: move on a little bit.

1060
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 14: I just think that's so hard headed.

1061
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 7: Anybod else find in ironic that, Like if he would

1062
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 7: have stayed at the airplanes flying over, she would have

1063
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 7: probably never heard that.

1064
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 13: Yeah, relationship of all time, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1065
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 5: When a woman gives you an ultimatum to permanently cut

1066
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 5: ties with your friends after one date, that means she

1067
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 5: really cares about Well.

1068
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: That's nice, Jeffery. You don't see it as any sort

1069
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: of red flat No.

1070
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 5: She was the absolute best for you. It's just like

1071
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 5: I remember my mom used to tell me my friends

1072
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 5: were a bad influence. Oh, and you know what she

1073
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 5: was right, Oh she look where my life ended up. Yeah,

1074
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 5: and should have listened to her.

1075
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: And look at the healthy relationship you have with your mother.

1076
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 5: I've bet ten years from now, Aaron's going to be working,

1077
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 5: probably in radio, looking back on this moment, saying I

1078
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 5: should have listened to a lease, should have ditched my friends,

1079
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 5: and I would be in a much better place.

1080
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: It's doubtful. Yeah, it's a highly doubtful.

1081
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 5: I don't know he values friendship. I guess, so good

1082
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 5: for you, Er, I.

1083
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 7: Kind of understand, But like, if every single friend you

1084
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 7: had it was a cheater. Maybe you have some kind

1085
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:28,399
Speaker 7: of point. But one person cheated one time accidentally and he.

1086
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: Hasn't cheated on first Yeah, yea, that's even hard. The

1087
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: guy works a nonprofit for kids for I.

1088
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 5: Mean, gee, all the owners of those places are kind

1089
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 5: of shady. Do you ask me?

1090
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 1: Nonprofits don't typically have owners.

1091
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 5: That's why the exactly.

1092
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 12: Shade d.

1093
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 5: Anyway, if you got some shady business going on in

1094
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 5: your dating life, you can always email us and we'll

1095
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 5: reach out to that person who's not calling you back.

1096
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 5: If you're listening to us on podcasts, make sure you

1097
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 5: hit that subscribe button. We're Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1098
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 5: You know, our brains are pretty incredible because you're all

1099
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 5: of our all humans. Because sometimes you can just hear

1100
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 5: a sound and you instantly visualize what it looks like. Yeah,

1101
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 5: just like hearing the sound of a running river. You know,

1102
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 5: it's like you can picture It's got a few rocks

1103
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 5: in the water, a couple of twists. Brook is next

1104
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 5: to it, squatting down to pee, naked, all of it.

1105
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,680
Speaker 5: You can just you hear it, and then all of

1106
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 5: a sudden there's the image and it makes me wonder,

1107
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 5: what do people think of when they hear me sing,

1108
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 5: probably some kind of Greek god sculpture with rippling biceps

1109
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 5: and sane calves. God, there's Brook peeing again right somewhere.

1110
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: You know, you gotta go.

1111
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 5: Whatever it looks like to you, get ready to visualize

1112
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 5: it because a brain new song of the week is

1113
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 5: coming up right after this. It is time for my

1114
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 5: song of the week, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1115
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 5: And yes, about a week from now, the big game

1116
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 5: on Sunday is gonna go down in Santa Clara, California.

1117
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 5: But some are saying the real big game that already happened,

1118
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:28,800
Speaker 5: the NFL's number one defense versus the number one offense,

1119
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 5: Seahawks versus the Rams for the NFC Championship.

1120
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: You're not steal basketing that glory, of course, are absolutely

1121
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 1: because it was all of the emotions.

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00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 5: Thrilling, intense, nerve racking, frustrating, sexy, oily.

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00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 12: Glorious, wow.

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00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 5: And normally by the fourth quarter, you know, I'm all

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00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 5: greased up, and this time I was, but it was

1126
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 5: in my own sweat.

1127
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 1: I can't say that often leather couch or something.

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00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 5: Standing up the entire time.

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Speaker 9: But in the end I.

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00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 5: Think we can all agree it's at least here in

1131
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 5: the room. The good guys won. Yeh, from Sam to

1132
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 5: Canine to Spoon, the entire Seahawks defense. It took literally

1133
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:24,480
Speaker 5: every single person in that stadium, even special teams, to

1134
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 5: pull out the victory and win that game.

1135
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 15: Ohe.

1136
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 5: But before we can look ahead to the final challenge,

1137
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 5: I think we need to stop for a second and

1138
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 5: savor maybe the sweetest victory of the past decade. Yeah,

1139
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 5: because yes, it's been five days since that win, but

1140
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 5: people all over Seattle and all across the country are

1141
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 5: still talking about it, reliving every juicy little.

1142
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: Moment, and your skin is still listening.

1143
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, yeah, I wonder why glowing because of what

1144
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 5: the Hawks did. And that's why today I'm gonna sing

1145
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 5: a song celebrating that glorious NFC Championship victory over our

1146
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 5: arch rifle the Rams to send us back to the

1147
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 5: big game. And instead of doing the old nineteen fifties

1148
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 5: hit song by Elvis Presley a jailhouse rock, It's touchdown

1149
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 5: Hawks right, they will not play this at the stadium.

1150
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: He did a tap dance to this in eighth grade.

1151
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 5: You want me if you're a true hawk fan, you

1152
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 5: can rock out to any music. Let's go, Let's do it.

1153
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 4: Let's go all.

1154
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 5: Point when I'm ready points. The flag goes up the

1155
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 5: twelve star too well.

1156
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:48,760
Speaker 12: Certain that the dark shot has gone.

1157
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 5: To prove veil. We took away the rams.

1158
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 8: Hollywood ended to go and grab a seconds super Bowl ring, Go.

1159
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 5: No grunge, We.

1160
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 11: Just roll no man.

1161
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 5: A list of off sports talk believed in us.

1162
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 8: The yattle See Hall three, Tom's Donna found the end zone.

1163
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 4: He even dropped the don to his ballar bowl bow.

1164
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 5: And now we got a chance to win the whole damn.

1165
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 8: Thing in the home stadium. Up the Bang Bang Gang

1166
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 8: dollars more wheels than match box. Let Kenny walk abound

1167
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 8: that a rock because our whole line can.

1168
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 6: Finally, the lag ten.

1169
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:33,959
Speaker 8: Got revenge against his ballmer team Janus ain't got open

1170
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 8: running down the scene.

1171
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 4: MVP trophy went to fourteen. What the hell were the

1172
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 4: Vikings thinking?

1173
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 8: Go hog d line is unbelove the chuck heat speed

1174
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 8: is measured in knocks.

1175
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 5: The rams are just a joker. Knock knock.

1176
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 7: The dock decided the force as a passway too many abilities.

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00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 13: Some considered.

1178
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 8: Rams put Pa Turner standing all low Martha saw Madusa

1179
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 8: because his hands worse stolen.

1180
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 12: The twild soul loud.

1181
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 5: No one else come bare.

1182
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 8: We do it with the Taylor swift fee in there

1183
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,919
Speaker 8: go Hobs, not too.

1184
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 19: I got pop.

1185
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 8: A real valuable lesson, got turned feed Wallace wherever no

1186
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 8: more tarts shook. The forty nine has made the earth

1187
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 8: quake spread the rams lack a sick land of lakes.

1188
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 8: This time out the one yard line will get six.

1189
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 8: Come on, John Snyder, go re sign Lynch hell shop see.

1190
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 4: Burst go flong.

1191
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 5: Our voices all.

1192
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 8: Sounding like rocks come not from screaming touchdown hawks mix

1193
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 8: Bay just got himself out far Ram Turf.

1194
00:58:53,520 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 12: Well, nope, I guess not Go home, La and get

1195
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 12: boat talks.

1196
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 5: Los Angeles can suckers.

1197
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 20: Personal foul Excessive taunting number twenty four of the radio

1198
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 20: stations on radio like conduct. I didn't even say the

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Speaker 20: whole that's a fifteen thousand dollars FCC penalty automatic first down.

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00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me, Okay, I mean, oh.

1201
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 5: My god, Oh I really did break the head flat

1202
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 5: bro Man worth it.

1203
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you deserved that fireing anymore.

1204
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 4: Yeah you got a penalty flag? Are you out.

1205
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'll admit yeah, I may have got caught

1206
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 5: up in a little bit of the emotions.

1207
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're targeting the audience.

1208
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe I took it a little bit too far

1209
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 5: with the taunting of the victory.

1210
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 4: But I'm sorry.

1211
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 5: I'm just amped. Yeah, I'm so amped.

1212
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:54,600
Speaker 1: Yeah we did it, We made it back.

1213
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 5: We can savor this win for now. But come next Sunday,

1214
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 5: I know Coach McDonald is to have the boys ready.

1215
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna.

1216
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,919
Speaker 5: Feel all oily again as we lock in and take

1217
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 5: care of business against the Patreon go.

1218
01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 4: To that one crazy cool event that we all know

1219
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 4: what we're talking about.

1220
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 5: Two, you could tell us what you thought about the

1221
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 5: song of the week. Shout out your love to the

1222
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 5: Seahawks on the textboard too. Love the video up on

1223
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 5: our socials at Brook and Jeffrey with all the lyrics.

1224
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,959
Speaker 1: Saying, look, text us, if you listen to the show,

1225
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: send it to a RAMS fan because that's just fun.

1226
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is your song of the week.

1227
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 4: Go Hawks.

1228
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 5: Pull taps coming up right after this, got an interesting

1229
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 5: message on the textboard at seventy five nine to two.

1230
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 5: The message says, hey, Jose ten years ago if Brooke

1231
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 5: was single, would you I know I didn't finish the text.

1232
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 5: It says, would you wash her car for her? Oh?

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01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely?

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01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,080
Speaker 5: Why would you think? I meant you.

1235
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: Could have been dating and we definitely would never have a.

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01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 5: Simple you know. Now, suddenly I'm feeling a little bit

1237
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 5: of tension going on. Maybe that's just me.

1238
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: You always feel a tension, Jeff.

1239
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 5: But man, we really have worked together for way too long.

1240
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 5: So maybe our summer challenge is going to be Brook

1241
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 5: and Jose wash each other car. As long as we

1242
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 5: can get Jose's mind out of the gutter and let's

1243
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 5: you know, talk about other stuff. Let's bring on today's challenge.

1244
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 6: Jeff.

1245
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, right, Adrian, Welcome to

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01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 5: the show.

1247
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 14: I'm so sorry to hear that.

1248
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 5: It's probably something that we said. So let's just get

1249
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 5: to the game. We got thirty seconds on the clocked

1250
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 5: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1251
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 5: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke

1252
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 5: outright if you want to win. Are you ready?

1253
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 14: I am ready?

1254
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Croissant Day? What

1255
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 5: country invented the croissantium? In the TV show The Simpsons.

1256
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 5: Marge's hair is blue? What color is her necklace?

1257
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 7: White?

1258
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:16,440
Speaker 5: What famous Native American woman helped Lewis and Clark? Spanky

1259
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 5: Alfalfa and Buckwheat are all characters in what TV show?

1260
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 5: Little in basketball? How many points is a free throw worth?

1261
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 15: Free?

1262
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 5: Poe is the main character? And what Poe is the

1263
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 5: main character? And what animated movie franchise Poe is? I

1264
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 5: would give her the other one?

1265
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,200
Speaker 14: All right?

1266
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 5: See, Adrian, I got your back. You did a great

1267
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 5: job there. Now Brooke his marching back into the studio.

1268
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 5: And Adrian, it says here that you clean houses for

1269
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 5: a living. I'm curious. Can you give us all one

1270
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:52,600
Speaker 5: tip about cleaning that most people either don't know or

1271
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 5: don't do enough in their homes.

1272
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 16: I would have like plush before the cleaners go and

1273
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 16: actually cleaning up, clean the toilet?

1274
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 1: Are you just asking people to flush before you get there?

1275
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:07,320
Speaker 6: Oh?

1276
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 5: No, I'm really glad that we spoke to you today, Adrians.

1277
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 5: Who can get all this information for us and for

1278
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 5: all the listeners. I bet people are flushing as we speak.

1279
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: Popular place to listen to this show, so it makes sense.

1280
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 5: Yes, Brook, it's your turn? Are you ready?

1281
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 1: Yes?

1282
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Croissant Day? What

1283
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 5: country invented the croissant?

1284
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 14: Friends?

1285
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,919
Speaker 5: In the TV show The Simpsons, Marge's hair is blue?

1286
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 5: What colors her necklace?

1287
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: Oh? Shoot white?

1288
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 5: What famous Native American woman helped Lewis and Clark?

1289
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 1: Echo, Juia, Spanky.

1290
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 5: Alfalfa, and Buckwheed are all characters in what TV show?

1291
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:47,480
Speaker 5: Rascals in Basketball? How many points is a free throw worth?

1292
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: One?

1293
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,560
Speaker 5: Poe is the main character in what animated movie franchise

1294
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 5: Oh My God.

1295
01:03:56,800 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: Day Wednesday? Hey girl and Poe, I carry my bye.

1296
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,400
Speaker 5: No points for a Brook on that one. Let's head

1297
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,360
Speaker 5: on over the scoreboard and see how you did total

1298
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 5: with Jose.

1299
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 20: No, Adrian, you did so well.

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01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 4: You got four correct and even helped you with that.

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01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,000
Speaker 5: It's given her credit for saying the right answer is cheating?

1302
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 7: Then yes, started the next question, but she did correct

1303
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 7: her answer.

1304
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 4: And he's the host, and I stopped.

1305
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 5: I stopped. I allowed her to change your answer back

1306
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 5: for you break.

1307
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 4: She got four and Brook. This won't be controversial at all.

1308
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:52,080
Speaker 6: Adrian, don dream no fault of my own.

1309
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 5: Were able to take down Brook all by yourself? She

1310
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 5: can't even I believe it so you get it. It's amazing.

1311
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Croissant Day.

1312
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,600
Speaker 5: The country who invented the croissants would be Austria. It

1313
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:13,880
Speaker 5: wasn't introduced to France until eighteen thirty, where they stole

1314
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 5: it and kind of like made it their own popular.

1315
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: Made it good.

1316
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 5: In TV show The Simpsons, Marge's hair is blue, her

1317
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 5: necklace is red.

1318
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: That mahoes.

1319
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 5: Famous Native American woman who helped Lewis and Clark on

1320
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 5: their expedition was Saka Juweya. Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheet are all

1321
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,800
Speaker 5: characters in Little Rascals. In basketball, a free throw is

1322
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 5: worth one point. Poe is the main character in the

1323
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 5: movie franchise Kung Fu Pam. Yeah, that was the one

1324
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Speaker 5: that took her over the top. So congratulations Adria, and

1325
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 5: you be brooked. You get one hundred dollars plus just

1326
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 5: for playing, we're giving you a fifty dollars gift card

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Speaker 5: to Gray's Craze. Gray's Craze opened its fourth Washington location

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Speaker 5: into Coma. You could celebrate everything with made to order

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Speaker 5: sharkous reboards featuring handcrafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads, fruits, veggies, sweets,

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Speaker 5: dot com.

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Speaker 14: Yay, thank you.

1333
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: Would you like to add anything as your winner's speech?

1334
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get to tell I beat you.

1335
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 1: Okay, whoever that is you tell them, you tell them

1336
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: and shout out to you.

1337
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 14: Okay.

1338
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 4: If you'd like to come.

1339
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:28,200
Speaker 1: And help clean my toilet, Nope, have a hazmat suit.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be always that only job. Thank you so

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Speaker 5: much for playing Adrian. Come back again soon. We're gonna

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Speaker 5: do Windbrooks Bucks same time on Monday, brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: in the morning.