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Speaker 2: You y away Today? We call a guy who works

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Speaker 2: as a mid level manager and he's been having the

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Speaker 2: hardest time finding a qualified office assistant because nobody wants

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Speaker 2: to do that job anymore. Yeah, they all want to

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Speaker 2: be TikTok famous. Now that's so much better, Jeff. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he asked one of his co workers for help, and

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Speaker 2: his colleague gave him the contact to a staffing agency.

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Speaker 2: So I guess we're going to see how long it

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Speaker 2: takes for him to realize I'm not offering an office

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Speaker 2: assistant to him, per se. I'm offering him a sugar

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Speaker 2: baby who is more than happy to fulfill his needs

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Speaker 2: as long as he pays up. We'll see how long

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Speaker 2: it takes him to catch on. In your phone tap

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Speaker 2: right now, he's on the twenty twenties. Hello, Hi, my

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Speaker 2: name is Fred Rodrigo calling from staffing. I believe you

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Speaker 2: left us a message the other day. Oh, yes, this

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Speaker 2: is justin Yes, yes, yeah, Hi Elliott doing Okay, Apparently

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Speaker 2: there's other people in your company who've worked with us before.

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Speaker 1: Okay, great, yeah, I got your name from someone, so

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Speaker 1: that sounds right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. So clearly we've had some success

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Speaker 2: placing the right people into the right situations. Okay, great,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 2: I'm saying right situations and air quotes. Yet my fingers up.

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Speaker 2: I mean you can't see me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm great.

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Speaker 2: How do we get started? What's the Well, let's just

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Speaker 2: start by telling me what you're looking for.

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Speaker 1: It's a pretty entry level position, so you know, some

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Speaker 1: administrative skills, emails, filing, that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, just so you know, she's going to need

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Speaker 2: to know the pay up front okay, because you under

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Speaker 2: and there needs to be some form of compensation for

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Speaker 2: her time and her energy.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Sure, Sorry, you'd asked me what she was going to

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Speaker 2: be doing. Yeah, I mean I think I got the idea.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't really matter. The big question is is this going

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Speaker 2: to be a monthly allowance sort of deal or are

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Speaker 2: you thinking a pay per meetup situation. I'm not exactly

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Speaker 2: sure about all that. It's just the standard weekly salary,

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Speaker 2: should get paid every two weeks. Oh okay, so pretty

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Speaker 2: basic situation here. I actually think we have just the

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Speaker 2: person for you. Oh perfect, Yes, that was quick. So

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Speaker 2: I can read you a little bit of her profile

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Speaker 2: right now if you'd like, yeah, yeah, please do all right. So,

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Speaker 2: first of all, she says she is not here to

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Speaker 2: waste time or play games.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 2: Great good. And she says she's got more meat than Arby's,

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Speaker 2: more meat than Arby's. I don't know what that means.

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Speaker 2: I'm just reading what she says here. She wrote this down.

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Speaker 2: She says she's also petite, but curvy, with a little

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Speaker 2: bit of leg hair.

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Speaker 1: What is happening right now?

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Speaker 2: I'm reading you the profile. That's the girl you're hiring.

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Speaker 2: Do you not want leg hair? You can specify. I'm

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Speaker 2: not sure how I can answer that about make care

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Speaker 2: or he looks or anything. I just need someone who

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Speaker 2: knows what she's doing. Oh, she knows what she's doing.

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Speaker 2: Trust me. We wouldn't send you a beginner.

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Speaker 1: Is there any work experience listed?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Well, she can do some weird things with a stapler.

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Speaker 2: Why if that puts your mind at ease? It does not. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: I can tell you don't like the first candidate, but

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Speaker 2: maybe Charisse would be a better fit. Because she describes

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Speaker 2: herself as the tiny jalapeno popper. It's kind of fun.

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Speaker 1: Can she do basic administrative task?

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Speaker 2: Because that's what I'm asking you too. I don't know

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Speaker 2: about that, but she does say, quote, I'm the nicest aries,

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Speaker 2: but I do have a scary side. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 2: I'm really kind of lost here with this line of reasoning. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: maybe this will clear it up. She says, quote, not

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Speaker 2: trying to get kidnapped, BT dubs.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: You're not trying to kidnap her? Right?

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Speaker 1: Is this an office job?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, wherever you want to do that, that's your business.

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Speaker 2: But I think she's just being tongue in cheek here.

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Speaker 2: You just never know what these sugar babies, right?

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Speaker 1: Sugar babies?

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Speaker 2: What? Yeah, we handled the sugar baby hirings. Wait a

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Speaker 2: sex you staff them for seth your corporate vice president

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Speaker 2: Lewis the controller. I can't believe you're saying my whole

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Speaker 2: company hires sugar babies. Not your whole company, just some

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Speaker 2: of the men, and they seem to be very happy

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Speaker 2: with theirs. We just need to find the right fit

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Speaker 2: for you. I am not interested in that sort of thing,

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because you could tell them what to

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Speaker 2: where or what name to call you, what like? Maybe

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Speaker 2: you want to be known around the office as little tuna.

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about. We're talking about you hiring

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Speaker 2: a sugar baby. It's already in the budget for you.

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Speaker 2: We just have to choose one. I was under the

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Speaker 2: impression this was the number to hire an office Assistan.

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Speaker 2: Who told you that? Your buddy Nick? Yeah, Oh he

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Speaker 2: uses the service too, he's married. Oh no, I didn't

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Speaker 2: mean for the sugar babies. I meant for the phone

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Speaker 2: tap service that we do on our radio show. Wait

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Speaker 2: what phone it's a prank phone call? This is a prank.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not from a staffing company. My name

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Speaker 2: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning. Nick sets you up, dude.

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Speaker 1: That makes a lot more sense.

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Speaker 2: God, Okay, seriously, at what point did it click in?

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Speaker 2: It didn't until you said sugar babies, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: what the hell is going on here. Oh, that's when

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Speaker 2: you were really interested in what we were selling. That's

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Speaker 2: when I was really scared, scared, you're going to lose

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Speaker 2: all your money. Well, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: At my job weeke up every morning was phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,