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Speaker 1: I've said this before and I'll say it again. You

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Speaker 1: know how most radio shows try to pretend like they

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Speaker 1: have all the celebrities on to do interviews all the time.

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Speaker 1: Once I come on, now you don't you know, but

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Speaker 1: they're I was like, we have so many celebrities, the

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Speaker 1: most celebrity ever. That's why she listened to us. Not

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Speaker 1: because we're entertaining, but because entertaining people sometimes come on

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Speaker 1: and talk to us. Well, we actually have the most

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Speaker 1: celebrities on the show because for Dirty Little Secret, which

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Speaker 1: is right now. Remember text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a secret to tell, you can tell

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Speaker 1: it on the air. Everybody remains anonymous, and everybody gets

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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname. So we might not actually have the celebrities,

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Speaker 1: but at least we have the names on the show.

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Speaker 1: It's just as good. Yeah, it's just as good. It's

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Speaker 1: actually better because this is more interesting than anything they

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Speaker 1: have to say. Sometimes they suck, yes a lot of times,

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Speaker 1: and on the phone right now to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty Little secret. I'm a huge fan. Denzel Washington. Oh, Denzel, wow,

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Speaker 1: thank you day Well you sound chipper today, Denzel Washington, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: really hope you guys like my my movies, you know,

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Speaker 1: like Training Days stuff. Yeah, I loved them. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: super aggressive. Yeah, some of my favorite movies, Alex. Alex

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Speaker 1: has never seen any movies you are. Um, what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, Denzel? Uh well, I really can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this. Um, but I guess, Hey, what the heck,

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Speaker 1: it's it's twenty twenty why not? But uh, my dinner

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Speaker 1: little secret is for the past five for though years,

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Speaker 1: I guess for about five years, I've been stealing toilet

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Speaker 1: paper from work. Really, the paper is expensive, it is

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Speaker 1: Do you work in an office then yeah, I work

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Speaker 1: in an office, and it's just like why not you know, like, okay,

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Speaker 1: so have you still been going in since COVID hit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we've been going in since the beginning of this. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's like, what have you been

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Speaker 1: doing since if you are having to buy it yourself? Nope,

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Speaker 1: I mean at this point, honestly, I've probably taken over

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Speaker 1: like two thousand and three thousand dollars where its toilet

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Speaker 1: So I used to do this. I used to still

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Speaker 1: toilet paper at one of my jobs, to really and

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Speaker 1: paper towels and things like that. You guys, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like though you have a worse theft problem than I did.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I stole a lot of toilet paper, a

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Speaker 1: lot of paper towels. But have you not bought toilet paper?

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Speaker 1: And how long? Honestly, I don't think I've bought toilet

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Speaker 1: paper in the last like five or so years, such

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Speaker 1: a long time. Did they at least have decent toilet

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Speaker 1: paper at your work, because it's oh, I know it's

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Speaker 1: so thin. No, No, we've got the good kind. And

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Speaker 1: I always I started feeling bad at first. It happened

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Speaker 1: as like a like a conveniencing out. There was one

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Speaker 1: night I was like, oh, I'm not gonna be able

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Speaker 1: to get home or go to the store before I

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Speaker 1: go home, and I knew that I was running out,

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Speaker 1: so I was like, oh, I'll just take one. And

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Speaker 1: then I was like, well, I mean, this isn't really

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Speaker 1: hurting anybody, just stealing from your work. I think stealing

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Speaker 1: toilet paper from your work is a victimless crime unless

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Speaker 1: they run out and then there's someone in there who

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Speaker 1: didn't realize it and they reach over, yeah, and there's

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Speaker 1: no toilet paper. I guess that's a victim. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I kind of feel bad about that. I never want

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Speaker 1: to I never want to leave anyone, I guess the

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Speaker 1: TP less. But I hope Karma doesn't come around to

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Speaker 1: get me on that one. And that is that the

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Speaker 1: only thing you're taking from work? Well, for the most part,

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Speaker 1: that's all I've been taking every now and then, you know,

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Speaker 1: might take a roll of paper towels or you know,

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Speaker 1: some sanitizers, maybe taking a thing of chlorox wipes to

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Speaker 1: my mom. Maybe a few sharpies or pens they're in there.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a pin Basically, you're stealing a lot

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Speaker 1: of stuff from work, but mostly toilet paper. I'm waiting

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Speaker 1: to hear like a cow, laptop, computer, a car, people

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Speaker 1: that they leave their cars in the parking lot on

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Speaker 1: my time car. Yeah all right, Well, thank you you

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Speaker 1: crime mastermind. Appreciate you calling in with your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. I feel I feel a

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Speaker 1: little bit more free now, right,