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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, hey little secret, I do man, I do have

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Speaker 2: what is it? Literally? So, I've been wanting to go

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Speaker 2: out on the day with this girl that I've known

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Speaker 2: for years, and uh, finally got a chance to go

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Speaker 2: out with her. Kind I see a restaurant to go

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Speaker 2: out with her too, and went freaking awesome, bro, I

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Speaker 2: mean this is just like I was like living a

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Speaker 2: dream because I was like, man, I never thought I'd

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Speaker 2: be able to go out this girl. Party got a

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Speaker 2: chance to. So I'm out with her at this time.

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Speaker 2: We're cutting up or laugh and everything goes well. I

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Speaker 2: have some dreams and in the middle of me blurting

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Speaker 2: out laughing, I end up. First I thought, was I

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Speaker 2: just a fart. It's a clean part, you know. I

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Speaker 2: was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.

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Speaker 2: I was just you know, it's a clean part.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then and then I realized, after you know whatever,

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Speaker 2: it's not like eternity, but it was probably like a flit. Second,

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Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, I shut myself. Oh I

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Speaker 2: pool like it was more than a It wasn't. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't a wet part. It was it was it was,

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Speaker 2: it was there. It was something you know.

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Speaker 3: It was like it was the sound. Yeah, and well

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Speaker 3: that's the thing. I was like my eyeballs like just

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Speaker 3: jumped out of my head. I thinking like she's like

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Speaker 3: just caught it immediately, but she was just still laughing.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, Okay, I'm going to clear my

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Speaker 3: shame kind of like went down a little bit because

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, he didn't notice. So I tried

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Speaker 3: to call myself and I was like, oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: Want to freak am I gonna do? And I could

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Speaker 2: smell it, and I'm just like, man like sell this

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Speaker 2: stuff the whole day. Yeah, And I'm like I had

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Speaker 2: to throw in the White House, like there's no way

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna like just like yeah, we're gonna work this out.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, let's go dance now, you know, let's go

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Speaker 2: you know this herd. After this, I was like this

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Speaker 2: is over. I was like, man, I had to call

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Speaker 2: it a day. I went to the bathroom and I

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Speaker 2: went over there and crecked up as good as I

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Speaker 2: could have. It was the worst, and I just had

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Speaker 2: to tell her, you know, I'm start going to end

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Speaker 2: the date. And she was just like what's Like why,

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Speaker 2: Like what's going on? It's like it was a good

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Speaker 2: time and it was so weird because I couldn't even

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Speaker 2: come up with an excuse. It was like like I

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Speaker 2: couldn't like yeah, so I'm looking like why, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I just have to I'm like. She was like, what's

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Speaker 2: the probably looked at me like I was crazy, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you have to? So yeah, it was so sad. I haven't.

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Speaker 2: It was sad though all these years I've noticed girl

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Speaker 2: for ten years.

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Speaker 1: Oh you still know her?

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Speaker 2: I wish I didn't, But now I was like what

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Speaker 2: I did the patient. I don't know. Maybe with the

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Speaker 2: ten years was like waiting to only get a chance

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Speaker 2: to go out with her and just just let it out.

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Speaker 1: But it was You're like a little puppy, you are

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Speaker 1: so excitedly.

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Speaker 2: I'm cute and dirty. I'm cute and dirty. They look

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Speaker 2: could have so bad.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your dirty little secret. Take care, thank you?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Ry, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So my dirty little secret is I've actually stolen toilet

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Speaker 4: paper from my job.

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Speaker 1: Was a regular occurrence for me in college. I still do.

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Speaker 4: No like I'm I'm in I'm in charge of like

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Speaker 4: ordering it for the office, like I ordered a bunch

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Speaker 4: of office supplies, and I like purposely like order myself

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Speaker 4: some and like some other stuff, but mostly toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just the job. Did they get fancy toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: At your job?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean I choose it, so yes.

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Speaker 4: Ex plus Yeah that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Toilet paper is expensive these days, yeah it is. Well,

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Speaker 1: I felt that that's a good dirty little secret. Could

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Speaker 1: be a crappy yeah, thank you, thank you for telling

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Speaker 1: us your dirty little secret. Really a pad choke.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?