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Speaker 1: Two hopeless daters, one dating.

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Speaker 2: App that dares you to swipe right. The question is

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Speaker 2: who's love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 3: Its Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 4: It's the dating game show that just published a self

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Speaker 4: help book titled A Million Fun Places to Put Your

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Speaker 4: Finger of the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners

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Speaker 4: go head to head to figure out whose.

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Speaker 2: Love life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 4: We'll go to the rules in just a second, but

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Speaker 4: first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, some people

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Speaker 4: like to bring chocolate syrup into the bedroom, but he

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Speaker 4: prefers a bottle of hot sauce.

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Speaker 2: That's why they call him top of TiO Leo.

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Speaker 5: Hey, what the.

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Speaker 2: You've shaking? It really hard to get enough out though hurt?

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Speaker 2: I imagine it hurts so good. You're right, Hosean.

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Speaker 4: And in the other corner, he'll offer to draw you

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Speaker 4: like one of his French girls, using crayons and the

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Speaker 4: children's menu and Applebee's.

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Speaker 2: Say hello to Trason Mason.

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Speaker 5: What's going on everybody?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a romantic, you can tell. Here's how the

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Speaker 2: game works.

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Speaker 4: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

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Speaker 4: date stories. The other will trying to counter with the

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Speaker 4: nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth

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Speaker 4: for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start

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Speaker 4: it off with top of TiO Leo.

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Speaker 2: Go for it.

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Speaker 1: So I went out with an influencer one already.

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Speaker 2: Is that it is?

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Speaker 1: That's the end, that's it.

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Speaker 6: We were walking through the city and there's this area

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Speaker 6: with some homeless people, and she asked me record her

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Speaker 6: giving them money, and then once the video ended, she

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Speaker 6: asked me to go take it back for her.

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Speaker 2: No, please tell me you didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: No. I was like, no, I'm not gonna die. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm embarrassed. I can't do that.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, but I will take the video.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will take the Yeah I did. I know.

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Speaker 1: I feel bad about the whole thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I want this person.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We don't have time. We got to keep going. Trason

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Speaker 2: Mason over to you, all right.

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Speaker 3: So I meet this wonderful girl. She invited me to

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Speaker 3: a comedy show and told me that her ex was performing.

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Speaker 1: I learned this win.

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Speaker 5: On stage, he started making jokes about his last relationship,

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Speaker 5: and she started booing and yelling that's not true, that's

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Speaker 5: not true.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's part of the act.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, the worst part is her comedian X then

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Speaker 5: turned on me and started to roasting me in front

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Speaker 5: of everyone, and I.

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Speaker 4: Bet the crowd just loved it.

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Speaker 2: Yes on around too, Leo throwing it back to you.

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Speaker 6: So I was out with a girl and she asked

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Speaker 6: if I've ever been to therapy and I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I have.

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Speaker 1: I go monthly.

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Speaker 6: And she was like, oh, yeah, this won't work because

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Speaker 6: guys that go to therapy don't fall for the mind game.

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Speaker 1: She likes to play.

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Speaker 2: At least aware. But aren't you curious if you could

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Speaker 2: have beat my games?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: A little a little.

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Speaker 2: Tracon Mason, can you count her?

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Speaker 3: I told this girl on a dating app that I

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Speaker 3: was a good cook, which is very, very true.

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Speaker 5: So she offered to have.

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Speaker 3: Me come over and make dinner.

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Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, all right.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a dream to mean literally.

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Speaker 5: Yes, but the same about this. She had all the ingredients,

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Speaker 5: but it was a lot bigger recipe than.

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Speaker 3: I gave her. I mean I'm talking like two three

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Speaker 3: times the recipe that I gave her. But still I made.

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Speaker 7: This wonderful chicken dish, and after I had to cook,

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Speaker 7: she started putting it into different tuppleware containers and leaving

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Speaker 7: them Monday Tuesday Wednesday.

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Speaker 5: Yay, my meal preps are done for the week. And

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Speaker 5: then she says, all right, let's go out to dinner.

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Speaker 4: Oh now we can have the real meal. Oh god, yeah,

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Speaker 4: we're on doing the third and final rounds. So we

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Speaker 4: need your stories here, gentlemen. Top of te o, Leo,

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Speaker 4: what have you got for us?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 6: So I went out for drinks and the date asked

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Speaker 6: me if I'm the jealous type, and I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, no, not really, and then.

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Speaker 1: She started flirting with the bartender in front of me.

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Speaker 1: She was like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but then when that didn't work, she started hitting

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Speaker 6: on the guy next to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and then she.

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Speaker 1: Ended up making out with the manager.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love how you sat through all three of

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Speaker 2: these incidents.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I just wanted to see what was going to

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Speaker 6: happen next, you know, for the plot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like you should tell all those guys

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Speaker 5: you're welcome, you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I should take credit for that.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea, you should. All right, Tracon Mason,

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Speaker 2: this is your last chance, all right.

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Speaker 3: I think I got him beat on this one. So

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Speaker 3: we went out to a karaoke bar and I really

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Speaker 3: did not want to sing, but she signed me up, saying.

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Speaker 7: Oh, it will be fun.

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Speaker 3: So they called both of our names up and the

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Speaker 3: song began.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay.

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Speaker 5: She starts singing to a guy.

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Speaker 3: At another table.

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Speaker 5: Halfway through the song, she puts the microphone down and

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Speaker 5: sits in his lap, and.

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Speaker 3: They ended up leaving together.

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Speaker 1: You and me.

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Speaker 5: I still have to finish the song in it to

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Speaker 5: do wet, so I have to do both parts.

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Speaker 2: True performer.

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Speaker 4: You are.

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Speaker 2: Good for you for sticking it out all the way

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Speaker 2: to the final note, the best version of sha.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, we got the final bell. That means

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Speaker 4: the match is over and we need to score it.

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Speaker 2: Alexis, who are you giving it to? I'm gonna do

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Speaker 2: Mason for having a meal prep. I mean, she's a genius.

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Speaker 2: What sucks for you?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: One for Mason Brooke. I also gotta do Mason for

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Speaker 2: the awkward karaoke.

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Speaker 4: I Meanson, Mason, you are our lonely boy of the week.

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Speaker 2: How does that feel?

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Speaker 3: That feels great? I'm such a dang loser.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you you're such a loser. Not you're a winner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's not you, it's them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, you're a winner in the wrong category.

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Speaker 4: You're still our hero of the day text in seven, eight, five,

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Speaker 4: nine two if you want up here on the next

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Speaker 4: edition of Battle of the Tender dates we got your

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Speaker 4: phones have coming up right after this