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Speaker 1: and hit that clip? Man, do you have it?

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Speaker 1: The last call here it is.

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Speaker 1: I said, are you ready to go? And you said yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I thought you meant like, like, let's start rocking, right,

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Speaker 1: do our headphone checks. We've got to do all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got to do our hood rat checks.

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: You don't know what a hood rat check? Can I

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Speaker 2: Happening in the past twenty four hours. All these references

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Speaker 2: I don't get I didn't know Kendrick Lamar hated Drake.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know that, Oh dude, it's been all over

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know it until like a

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Speaker 2: He doesn't give the call to Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: Well, I know because Tom Brady's out there and talked

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Speaker 2: Well, if anybody would know about a comeback, it's me, Tom.

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Speaker 1: I've done it before. I mean, you know what they

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Speaker 1: I want them to act like it's three nothing here.

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Speaker 1: They're down thirty They're down thirty four. Man. They need

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Speaker 1: They only got about five plays left there, Tom, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get that example that he was usually So what

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Speaker 2: if they would have come down? They're just gonna kick

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Speaker 2: Nobody's heard of him since the Clinton administration, Juju Smith

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Speaker 1: No, you're not a fraud. We got to get the show.

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Speaker 2: Ray. We caught the Emperor without blows. The Emperor was

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Speaker 1: You know he wipes the sweat. That was fad freaking tastic.

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Speaker 2: You can do a celebration that involves your last name.

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Speaker 2: You got the wattles when he does, you got sweat? Well,

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Speaker 1: He did a fantastic job. Like that news station should

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Speaker 1: Always. He always had an angle. That's what you need

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Speaker 1: You already said that, Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 2: Much a sports genius, y'all. Sison from the North, Alpha male.

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Speaker 1: here the day after the AFC and NFC championships and

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Speaker 1: you said, well, this Super Bowl's over. It's Eagles by

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Speaker 1: you said, Ray, it was the three point zero. No,

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Speaker 1: you said, Jalen Hurts gets three point one per second

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Speaker 1: Well, the Chiefs defense is amazing. They haven't allowed an

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Speaker 1: Uh I'll tell you all about my Super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: Can we get a welfare check on brother?

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Speaker 1: He was not in a good mood today. But here's

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Speaker 1: It was just an absolute domination top to bottom by

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Speaker 2: Well, so Patty Mahomes is running around with like a

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Speaker 2: Tom Rinaldi and the guys in them, they all said

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Speaker 2: Well then, uh, then I knew the conspiracy was out

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Speaker 2: he got sacked six times. Guys, he's left with one

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Speaker 2: likely not going to get a first down. Right, Like

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Speaker 2: Tom said, it's hard to be behind the change.

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Speaker 1: Jim down to you.

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Speaker 1: Aaron was tripping all over her dick all night. She

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Speaker 2: It just seemed like Patty almost got a little gun

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Speaker 2: I gotta get props to Hurts. He won the MVP.

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Speaker 1: Everybody says he sucks, he sucks, he sucks. He can't

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Speaker 1: bingch for Tua Tacker Valoa. Who would you rather have

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not to it because he gets cussed.

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Speaker 1: Jalen freaking hurts, dude. Like the resolve of that dude

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Speaker 1: Congratulations with the Eagles. It was a phenomenal I mean,

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Speaker 2: And when he when Jalen hurts through that interception, they

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Speaker 2: gave up that three points. Yeah, I was like, these

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Speaker 2: And they ended up pipping it where it didn't really matter,

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Speaker 2: That dude Broo got it like that wasn't even close

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Speaker 2: but he's a Super Bowl MVP, so there's ways to

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was a die. That was a

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Speaker 2: That and oh, yep, the laugh out loud part of

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Speaker 1: I missed it.

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Speaker 2: I was laugh out because, dude, he started laughing at

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Speaker 2: I really wanted his celebration in the end zone to

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Speaker 2: goes the fucking guy. This fucking book. The book hasn't

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Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna show these mothers. I'm gonna show

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Speaker 1: the damn sideline. I mean, that's what's great. The Eagles

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if Jalen Hurst was the MVP

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Speaker 1: havoc on Patrick Mahomes. Did not allow him to do

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Speaker 1: Not Jalen Hurts. He made some plays, but he didn't

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Speaker 2: You can give it to him because he did have that.

435
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 1: He did his running.

436
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,240
Speaker 2: Dude, there were some pivotal runs that he was able

437
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,960
Speaker 2: to get where he crossed the whole center of the.

438
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,800
Speaker 1: Field and it looked like people had him and they

439
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,399
Speaker 1: did just up the sideline. He was just that little

440
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,199
Speaker 1: burst of speed.

441
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm I appreciate the flowers, the zay flowers

442
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 2: you're giving me. I appreciate it, but.

443
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,119
Speaker 1: Noone bet it. Someone put it on the Facebook page goes,

444
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,399
Speaker 1: all right, here's my bet ray minus nine and a

445
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,840
Speaker 1: half before the game, and someone was like, oh, you

446
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,200
Speaker 1: just donated money not so fast.

447
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I appreciate the flowers, but I just wanted

448
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 2: to say this I at some point, I don't even

449
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,399
Speaker 2: remember what the point was. I was gonna try and

450
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,480
Speaker 2: say the blowout. This that much of a blowout. I

451
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 2: know you're gonna say the chiefs. I totally lost my train.

452
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:50,920
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say.

453
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,399
Speaker 2: Over to you, man.

454
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: The graphics did did did? Did they have Baby Box

455
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,199
Speaker 1: designed the graphics on the TV? It was word the

456
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: ship was that it was so god awful. I mean

457
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,520
Speaker 1: it was like seventy two font.

458
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:05,800
Speaker 2: It was zero chief zero was on my screen in

459
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,960
Speaker 2: about two hours.

460
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 1: But the gist, the k C letter and the phi

461
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:13,280
Speaker 1: they were big enough that I could have been across

462
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,560
Speaker 1: the street looking through the window. I could have read

463
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: the damn prompt. It looked so got awful. It's like

464
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 1: they spent three minutes. They were like going on air

465
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh shit, guys, we didn't come up

466
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 1: with graphics for the screen. Boo boo put it up there.

467
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: That was dog shit. It was so awful and it

468
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: was driving me nuts.

469
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 2: It was see. We tried to change the channel. We

470
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 2: were on four K, and we thought the other channel

471
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 2: wouldn't have the score.

472
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,399
Speaker 1: Oh no, it had it right there, and it was

473
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: so large it took up half the damn screen. It

474
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 1: was so bad. I'm like, we couldn't have done better

475
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 1: for the Super Bowl. You've had how long have you

476
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,439
Speaker 1: known you're gonna have this Super Bowl? And that's the

477
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 1: graphics you came up with. And it's stupid to complain

478
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: about it. It doesn't have anything to do with the game.

479
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,320
Speaker 1: But the game was so boring. I couldn't but help

480
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:59,959
Speaker 1: but freaking marinate on that stupid ass graphics. I'm like,

481
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: someone fix that. Like there has to be an error.

482
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: You have to be looking at the TV going, oh shit,

483
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 1: we put up the wrong graphic. We put up the

484
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 1: wrong graphic. No, they were there all.

485
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 2: Night well, and I guess there was a bigger blowout.

486
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: They said the old School the Ghost of the Redskins

487
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,879
Speaker 2: beat the Broncos by thirty five or something. That scores

488
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 2: a tad deceiving because they had scrubs in at the

489
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 2: very end. Pickett, Hey, Kenny, the Ghost of Kenny Pickett

490
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 2: played last night.

491
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he got in.

492
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 2: So there was garbage time. I mean that score really

493
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: was like forty to six.

494
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: It really was. I mean that bombed to Xavier Worthy

495
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 1: is like, but I'm gonna give Xavier Worthy and DeAndre Hopkins'

496
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:37,239
Speaker 1: credit because there's a lot of dumbasses that score when

497
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 1: they're getting their ass kicked and celebrate and spike the

498
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: ball like they're fucking good. They just handed the ball

499
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 1: of the ref and went off the field. They didn't

500
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 1: they didn't get up celebrating, they didn't start doing all

501
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 1: this crazy celebrations. They just handled the ball to ref

502
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 1: and went and got ready for the two point conversion.

503
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: So I just want to give them props on that.

504
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 1: And Patty Mahomes man it is it was. I don't

505
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: think it was his fault. He was. He threw a

506
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 1: couple interceptions, had the fumble, but he had no time

507
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: to throw and so he's trying to throw it while

508
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: he's getting the shit kicked out of him. They gotta

509
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: get an offensive line, and they got to get a

510
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: running back. They couldn't run the ball. Word shit, They

511
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: couldn't do anything. They got a fine man, Kelsey Man,

512
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: have a good retirement, all right, And we're gonna take

513
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: a break and I'm gonna tell you all about my

514
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: Super Bowl Sunday. Right after this, man, Super Bowl Sunday,

515
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: we wake up hanging out at the house and we

516
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: forgot we got a birthday party to go to. What's

517
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 1: a weekend without a B day? What is a weekend

518
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: without a B day? And it's a baby box two

519
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,440
Speaker 1: his friends turning five years old, and so they say

520
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 1: siblings are welcome, So bring all three kids. We go

521
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: to the little gymnastics place where they're having it, and

522
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: it's just a free for all. They open the gymnastics

523
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 1: gyms and the kids can go play on anything.

524
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 2: The dad who threw this, is he a little No? No?

525
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: The girl it's a daughter, right is the family?

526
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: No? The daughter just wanted it at this place. A

527
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: lot of kids have their birthday party at this place.

528
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 2: On Super Bowl Sunday.

529
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: Well, it's at eleven o'clock in the morning.

530
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 2: It's just it's a sacred day.

531
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,199
Speaker 1: Well what are you supposed to do? Just sit there

532
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: all day and do nothing until the Super Bowl?

533
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: Hey, Jim, I'm throwing a gymnastics party for my daughter

534
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 2: on Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday. Would you want to come?

535
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 1: What I mean? It was at eleven o'clock in the morning,

536
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: had plenty of time.

537
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: Mark, You know what, go yourself and don't even invite

538
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 2: my wife. That's a disgrace that you even at asked

539
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 2: us that. So it's your problem, Mark.

540
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 1: So we go and we have a great time, talk

541
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: to some of the dads, talk to some other people.

542
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: One dudes we're in a Bill sweatshirt, so he doesn't

543
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: want to talk about the super Bowl because he's pissed,

544
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 1: and we're just hanging out. And then it's at wrapping up.

545
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 1: It's an hour and a half birthday party. So it's

546
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 1: twelve thirty and later, Jim. Then my wife's like, hey,

547
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: so are we going to go to the after party?

548
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: Bet the birds? Tim, Yeah, really trusting those birds.

549
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: One guy bet the over eleven appearances for Taylor Swift

550
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 1: on the TV Way Under Way under He didn't know

551
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: that at the time. He was thinking they were gonna

552
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,479
Speaker 1: they thought it was gonna be a closer game. And

553
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: he said that, you know, every time Travis Kelsey gets

554
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 1: a catch, they're gonna show Taylor else, not when he's lumbering.

555
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 1: Kelsey's been at the buffet with freaking Andy Reid.

556
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 2: Dude, that was a moment when he dove on the ground.

557
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 2: It was low from Patty, but it also he just

558
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,479
Speaker 2: can't bend because he's our age dude, it's not as

559
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: easy to bend Man Kelsey once you get down to

560
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: those knees.

561
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: Due it was am handed. Fuck. He realized that it's

562
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 1: hard to maintain the fitness level when you're jet setting

563
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 1: to New York every week for two nights to go

564
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: on dates and then fly back to Kansas City. Even

565
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: though you're flying private, it's still a hard lifestyle to

566
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 1: maintain everything. And I'm not saying he wasn't. It wouldn't mattered.

567
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 1: It didn't matter. It's just fun to make fun. And

568
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: the hair, I mean, he looks like he's putting on

569
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: hair trying to become like a model or a movie star.

570
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.

571
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 2: Well, don't worry. Him and his brother were broadcasting a

572
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: show from in our hallway. Oh recorded or whatever. I

573
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: didn't know that, but I'm like, well, there you go.

574
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: That's why they didn't win. They're doing too many damn podcasts.

575
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Well. I did see a stat that Paul George has

576
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: made a certain amount of field goals since he joined

577
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: the Sixers this year, and he's killed goals like baskets, right,

578
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,959
Speaker 1: But we're talking football misunderstanding. It just reminded me of this,

579
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: and he's put up two hundred and something clips on

580
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: his podcast. There you go, dude. But it was hilarious,

581
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: like has to make seventy six ers fans happy that

582
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,919
Speaker 1: Paul George has played this many minutes or made this

583
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: many baskets. But he's put up two hundred and forty

584
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: YouTube clips of his podcast, which is like double whatever

585
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 1: the stat I lapped out loud. I thought it was

586
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: really funny.

587
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great when these players have their podcasts until

588
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 2: they lose and then guess what all the coaches are

589
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 2: going to be telling her They had nk on the podcast.

590
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's got a podcast now. Everybody's doing a

591
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: podcast now. So we're packing up, you know what I mean.

592
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: We're helping clean up out of the party. And my

593
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: wife said, Hey, we're going to go to the after party.

594
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: Who dumped all this beer? And I'm like, what do

595
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: you want to go to the after party? She's like,

596
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it might be fun to

597
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: go to the after party.

598
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: Mark, do you guys?

599
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever heard of the five year

600
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: old having an afterparty? Ray? I hadn't.

601
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 2: So it was the gymnastics and there was a breaker.

602
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 2: It was immediately after.

603
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: It was immediately after the least.

604
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, the parents just want to keep the buzz.

605
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: Going that well, there's no alcohol at the first part, right,

606
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: but I mean you can't take a pocket shooter. But

607
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: the second half they were, let's go to this bar.

608
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: The dad's beending. He wanted to keep drinking. The beny

609
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: Lees wore off in the coffee. And what's funny is

610
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: you don't know what other families are invited to the

611
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: after party, because it was like on the sly invite

612
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: to the after.

613
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: Party secret And so yeah.

614
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: Everybody's saying bye, hey, good to see you. You know,

615
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: we'll see you next week. Blah blah blah. You have

616
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,479
Speaker 1: no idea.

617
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: Some people it's a wink and a nod.

618
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: It's a wink and a nod, But you don't know

619
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: who they're winking a nod into.

620
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 2: So where some of them are having affairs.

621
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 1: We're in on the after party, like all right, you know,

622
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: I guess we'll go to the after party for.

623
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: A little bit. I'll see you there, Sarah.

624
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 1: So this after party's got the big connect four, got

625
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: the jinga outside, got a little fire pit, got some money.

626
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: Four are they trying to win tickets to the super Bowl.

627
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: They got you know, we didn't get to They got bags,

628
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: and then inside they have curling, you know, the ice curling. Yeah, man, continue,

629
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: then they have bowling.

630
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 2: Guys. Guess what, I had a curling thing right next

631
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: to my house for five years. I didn't go once

632
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: I got.

633
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, they got curling and they had bowling.

634
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 2: I think I didn't know the damn spot you went to.

635
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you do. About where I live. Yeah,

636
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: right by where you used to live. There, there you go.

637
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, all right, let's go. So we

638
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: roll up into the parking lot. The car pulls up

639
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: behind us, like, oh god, we didn't know you guys

640
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: were coming. You know what I mean. It's baby Box

641
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: two's best friend. So we're like all r yeah, let's

642
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: go on. Let's go see who's in there. And we

643
00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: walk in and the mom and the birthday girl already

644
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: got a fireball shot in her hand. She was like,

645
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: oh I need this after that party. Man, love it

646
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: puts it back.

647
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 2: She would have fit in Saturday at the Dodds.

648
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, all right, okay cool, And then we

649
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: go and they're like, oh, we're right down there. We

650
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: got two lanes. Bullying. Let you know bullying.

651
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 2: Let you have a fireball.

652
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: We had just walked in. Dude, I didn't even know

653
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: that she had got it on her own.

654
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 2: You get handsy after a shot.

655
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: She got like it for herself, like she was a one,

656
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: one person doing a shot.

657
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: And anybody else have one.

658
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she had a shot by herself, by herself, Dude.

659
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, damn, Okay, this is the how long

660
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: until we see the twins? And then so we walk

661
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: over there and baby Box three, his little best friend

662
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: is there. I'm like, what up? I didn't know you

663
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: guys were coming to the after party. Yeah, my gosh.

664
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: We didn't want to say things. We didn't know who

665
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: I was invited. And there were two other families that

666
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: lived next door to them. I didn't really know them,

667
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: but I met them there. So it was like five

668
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: families at this after party. We had two bowling lanes.

669
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: We just start ordering drinks, we order appetizers, We're ordering food.

670
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: Great kids are just bowling and bowling. The parents are

671
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: bullshitting talking, having some cocktails. People are putting down some beers.

672
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: The mom goes and gets another shot. I'm like, oh

673
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: my god.

674
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 2: Who's driving home the four year old?

675
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I was like, oh man,

676
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, here we go.

677
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: It's always fine when somebody grabs a drink. You know,

678
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: dad has a couple of beers. That's all good, it's

679
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: all good. But then all of a sudden, somebody's doing

680
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 2: multiple shots. You start looking around. Are they ordering an uber?

681
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: Is Grandma coming to pick everybody up?

682
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, But luckily the dad only had like two beers.

683
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: But the mom was like she was so stressed out

684
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: from the party, I think. And we were all just

685
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: chit chatting, talking about life, and we're there for like

686
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: two hours. Dude, get a divorce. We're talking for like

687
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: two hours. Had you know, mozzarella sticks, had some chicken

688
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: tind or some pizzas. The kids are bowling and then

689
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: the bowling time runs out, and someone left early over

690
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: here on this other land, so my kids start bowling

691
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: on that lane and they're bowling and then my baby

692
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: boxing time expires.

693
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: Those is it always like a race to get the walleter?

694
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: You're fumbling with it. Oh yeah, who's gonna renew?

695
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: This lane. Our time's up. No, no, there was no

696
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: renewing it. Everybody was starting to pack up, and I

697
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: was like, all right. And then what I.

698
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: Love is though at house parties everybody always tries to

699
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 2: prove how rich they are. Oh like, not taking away

700
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: from your story, but at ours it was a fight

701
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: over who's gonna buy the fight oh please yeah by

702
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 2: do plusses and strickling to it for eighty dollars, and

703
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: the fight to pay for the pizza.

704
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my wallet I must have left in the car.

705
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: I never leave it in the car.

706
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: Oh joch. If the people are gonna it's a dick

707
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: showing contest, you can be the richest person here.

708
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: Hey, no worry, The dick contest comes later. It's coming,

709
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: it's coming. Hey, stay tuned for trying to be who

710
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: that has the bigger dick. So then baby Box two

711
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: comes up and he has a Reci's peanut butter cup

712
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: wrapper and a duck and it's a speckled duck and

713
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, where'd you get that? It's like, oh, some

714
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: guy gets it to me. I'm like, what I'm like,

715
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: is that? And he goes yeah, some guy like and

716
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: I was like like what do you mean gave it

717
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: to you? He's like, oh, some guy won the duck

718
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: and then said I could have a piece of chocolate.

719
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

720
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: No, no, no, some stranger doesn't give my kid fucking chocolate. Okay,

721
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 1: that's not okay.

722
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: Who's this I'm the only man in your life.

723
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: So I'm like, this is getting awkward. I thought I

724
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: taught my kids not to take candy from freaking strangers.

725
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: That's how it starts. Huh.

726
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: And I saw, I said, was it one of these

727
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: guys in our group? Like, you know, maybe one of

728
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: the dads. He didn't know because there was a couple

729
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: of family and I pointed all the day. He goes no.

730
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: I said, well, what the fuck? And I said, I'll

731
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: right back. Some guy gave my kid chocolate. I gotta

732
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: go find him. And I start walking across the restaurant

733
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: and one of the dad's like, no, no, no, that was me.

734
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: That was me. And I said, hey, baby box two,

735
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: was it him? And he goes yeah, And I'm like, dude,

736
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,719
Speaker 1: he's part of our group. And then his wife's like,

737
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,719
Speaker 1: you gave this kid chocolate? You know, you know if

738
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: he's allergic to it? And he goes, well, I asked

739
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: him if he's ever had it before, and he said

740
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: all the time. And I said, well, yeah, I don't care.

741
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: I said, he just made it sound like a complete stranger.

742
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: He goes, oh no, and I want him the duck too,

743
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: Like I got that duck was from me too. So

744
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: just so you know, I love it, dude.

745
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: I love that. Though I never give kids any food, water,

746
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 2: or anything. Dude, for all I care, they haven't eaten

747
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: her twelve hours.

748
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Is somebody gonna beat these things?

749
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: I've been eating the pizza yea.

750
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, all right, cool, cool. So we

751
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: wrapping up, wrapping up, everybody's fixing the go and the

752
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: dad is about to close out and he tells the

753
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: white hey, do you want to know shot? She's like, yeah,

754
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 1: just give me one more. They and he comes back

755
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: and he gives her a rumpleman shot. She throws it back, you.

756
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: Need to get her some umboos before this morning.

757
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wow, all right, here we go. And

758
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: then hey man, everybody's talking out. Oh, thank you guys

759
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: for coming. Really appreciate. I'm like, dude, this was awesome.

760
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,479
Speaker 1: The after party, I mean, I've never heard of an

761
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: after party for a five year old birthday. But this

762
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: was a fantastic idea. He's like, He's like, we love

763
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: this place, dude. It's great. The kids can run around,

764
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: they can bowl, we can shoot the shit. And I'm like, yeah, hey, man,

765
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: hey do you already close out? He's like yeah. I

766
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: was like, hey, do you need me to venmo you

767
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: for the bowling? Man? Like, I mean, I'm happy. What

768
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: is it x y Z for?

769
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 2: No? I just said, John twel mon. All of a sudden,

770
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: people are getting the venmos out, you get the fat fingers.

771
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm like, hey, man, I don't mind.

772
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 2: I can't find you. You care if I just get

773
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: you next time?

774
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: Is this shoot? No, it's not you, man, I must

775
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 1: have it wrong.

776
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 2: Man. It's a picture of a flower.

777
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: Can you give it to me again? Oh you're the

778
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: one with with a fish picture? No? No fish picture? Oh? Well, man,

779
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you're not on Venmo.

780
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 2: Did you check anybody else's service not working with their venmos?

781
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm really pulling up many. I must be bad in

782
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: this place. And he's like, no, dude, don't worry about it.

783
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: This is our treat, man, our treat and I'm like,

784
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: are you sure, man, He's like, yeah, dude, we just

785
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: appreciate you coming. I'm like, all right, yeah. So I

786
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: paid for like one drink, dude, Like we had drinks,

787
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: we had food, and I paid for one drink. I

788
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: was like, this is this is the best party I've

789
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: ever been to. Hug it out, you know what I mean. Oh,

790
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 1: good to see you guys. Good to see you guys.

791
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: And we get home and them and we got like

792
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: two hours till the super Bowl and we're going over

793
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: the neighbors. Remember the spread. I'll tell you all about

794
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: the spread. So my wife goes home, takes a nap,

795
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: and at four forty five, I'm like, hey, time to

796
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: go to the neighbors. It's time for the super Bowl.

797
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what happened at the super Bowl

798
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: party right after this. So it's only two blocks to

799
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: the neighbor's house, and let me tell you what we

800
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: had on the spread. Okay, but it was raining. It

801
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: was raining out and so we had to drive. Usually

802
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: we walked, but it was raining, so we couldn't. We

803
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 1: couldn't walk because we didn't want to get a soaking

804
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: wet But this is what was on the menu. Guys,

805
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: we ordered the Super Bowl Sunday Feast KC Barbecue pork sliders.

806
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 2: It wasn't a lot of that on Sunday.

807
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak dip with French bread, chips, salsa and guacamole,

808
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: Buffalo chicken dip, pimento potato cheese skins, vegetable crude heites

809
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: with Hummus sour mix for Margarita's. It serves six people,

810
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty bucks, so there was gonna be

811
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: six adults splitting it. Let's go. Each family pays a

812
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: little over fifty dollars fifty three bucks apiece, and we're

813
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: gonna throw some chicken nuggets in the oven for the kids.

814
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: So we show up at four fifty and we're like hugging,

815
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: what's up, Good to see you, Thanks for hosting.

816
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 2: What's that smell?

817
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh we're heating everything up in the oven. Oh yeah, man,

818
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: you can smell.

819
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 2: I thought you got it from a restaurant.

820
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 1: Well you did, but you pick it up earlier. That's

821
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: already cooked and you gotta heat it back up. Got it?

822
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 1: So they have everything in the oven, dude. The kids

823
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: going play upstairs and they're playing and we're talking and

824
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: the neighbors down the street just had a baby a

825
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: week ago. They bring the new baby and we're all

826
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: looking at the baby and I mean, he's so small,

827
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

828
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 2: A little freaking of football. I here go along, John.

829
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: He did. He was dressed as a football. You are

830
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: exactly right, dude. They dressed him as a football like

831
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: it had a brown shirt with white stripes, and they're like,

832
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: we brought the football.

833
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: Do you guys hold on to him better than Patty?

834
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: He tried to throw him to his wife and I

835
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: intercepted it, John, and I ran it back to the

836
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: ends over a touchdown. And so we're sitting there and

837
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: oh man, it's starting to smell goods middle of the

838
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: first quarter, you know what I mean, Like, I think

839
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: it's ready. I think it's ready. So we opened the

840
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: oven and got the oven mits on. We start taking

841
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: everything out of the oven, sticking it on the kitchen table,

842
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: and everybody's gathering around like, oh my god, that looks good.

843
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: I get it. I get a little chip, dip it

844
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: in the salsaing. That's good. Oh let me test this

845
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: buffalo chicken dip. Yeah, that's pretty good.

846
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: Is this somebody else's house. You're reaching in with your.

847
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is a this is a Charles Charles

848
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: and Jacqueline's house, and.

849
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: You guys might be must be pretty close to that.

850
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they're neighbors, man, I mean, and we

851
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 1: all ordered it, Sarah.

852
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 2: We've always slopped saliva.

853
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 1: How are you doing?

854
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,240
Speaker 2: Let me have a chip?

855
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: And we're all excited, and so we're like, hey, kids, kids,

856
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: it's time to come eat because we want them to

857
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: get food before we dig in. They're gonna have chicken nuggets,

858
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: and everything's set up on the table, got their plates

859
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: set out, and we're kind of standing in the living

860
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: room while the kids are all filing into the freaking table,

861
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: when all of a sudden, the mom yells Charles, Charles,

862
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to get over here and deal with this.

863
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,399
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to deal with this. I'm not dealing

864
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: with it.

865
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 2: You get over here, and he's like, what everybody's handing

866
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 2: off the kids now?

867
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,280
Speaker 1: And this is right when Jalen Hurts throws the iron

868
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: t and when he's like, what what do I have

869
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 1: to deal with? And we all turn around to the kitchen.

870
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 1: We turn around to the kitchen and their three year

871
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: old son Bo vomited all over the table.

872
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: Was it vomited or defecated?

873
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: It was a vomit, but truth, just pouring out of

874
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: his mouth all over the table.

875
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: I thought it was the lady that did all the rumpelmans.

876
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: She wasn't there. Ray All this spread that I just

877
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: told you about was on the table.

878
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 2: Oh to dude, that's more devastating than anything right now.

879
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: KC Barbecue pork sliders, Philly cheese, steak dip with French

880
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: bread chips, salsa and guacamole, Buffalo chicken dip, Pimento cheese,

881
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: potato skins, vegetable crudeites with Hummus Cruiz sour mix for margaritas.

882
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,399
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to the kid.

883
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: If that happens, all on the table as he decides

884
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: to vomit for fifteen seconds straight, just pouring out of

885
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: his mouth.

886
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: Wow, that's grounds for leaving.

887
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: And that's when Charles starts yelling at her, like why

888
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: did I have to deal with this? Why? Why? Why

889
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: is this my responsibility?

890
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: It was a da domestic abuse.

891
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: No, no, it was a child, and the mom told

892
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: him he had to deal with it. And he's like,

893
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you couldn't helped him.

894
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 2: Is the dad throwing some f bombs out there?

895
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: No, he's just like so he's throwing up, he's throwing up.

896
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: You couldn't you couldn't have helped him.

897
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: The dad's like this family and all.

898
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 1: The kids are just sitting at the table like looking

899
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, kids, get down, get down,

900
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: get down, get down, go way, go way, go down,

901
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: get away, get away. You're a why, like get down

902
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: to the table, get out, like go go go go

903
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: towards the back door and he cleans it all up,

904
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: and he's like, I just don't understand, like why you

905
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: yelled at me to come over here and do this.

906
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: And we're always like when they can't hide the fights

907
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 2: from the guests, and you're just standing there there and

908
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: you're just looking at each other.

909
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, kids, you guys want to

910
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,279
Speaker 1: get your shoes on. Looks like the super Bowl party's over.

911
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna head out, and.

912
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: Like daddy, the chiefs still have zero.

913
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: And the host's wife goes, oh, you guys don't have

914
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: to leave, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not sure what

915
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: that's about. Like I don't know if he has something,

916
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like if he's sick or something.

917
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 1: But I'm not really in the mood to take a chance.

918
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: So I think we're gonna get heading out and the

919
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,359
Speaker 1: other family that just has a brand new baby, Like, yeah,

920
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna go to thank you for hosting. Sorry,

921
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 1: Sarah drinks water. Sorry to run out on you guys

922
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: like this, but uh yeah, just let us know how

923
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: much we owe you for Uh let me see how

924
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: much I ate three chips and one carrot, but uh yeah,

925
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: we'll be happy to split it with you. The Casey

926
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 1: Barbecue pork sliders down the trash, Philly cheese teak dip

927
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: with French bread in the trash.

928
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 2: The Casey Casey pork dip that was literally infiguratively down

929
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,280
Speaker 2: the trash.

930
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, chip salce on, guacamole, trash, buffalo chicken dip, trash,

931
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: pimento cheese, potato skins, trash, vegetable crudites with hummus, trash,

932
00:41:55,160 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: everything in the trash. Philly though survived, they did, but

933
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: that should have been a sign. Maybe he saw the

934
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 1: KC Barbecue pork sliders and knew how Kansas City was playing.

935
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 1: He said, this is flat and he threw up all

936
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: over the damn food.

937
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 2: Dude, that's on you guys. You guys should pick the

938
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 2: wrong after party. I would have stuck with the lady

939
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 2: that had five shots at a one pm kid's birthday party.

940
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my after They weren't having a super

941
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Bowl party. They were just gonna watch it at their house.

942
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: She's gonna recover.

943
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was a very sad ending

944
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: to a super Bowl party. I mean we were there

945
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: for about forty five minutes. I had three chips and

946
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 1: a carrot. The hummus was actually pretty darn good. They

947
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: got dipped the carrot in the hummus and I was like,

948
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: that's some good hummus. I'm gonna make sure I get

949
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: some of that on my plate. Never got it on

950
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: my plate, man, because I was never able to get

951
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: a plate. The chicken wings that they had cooked just

952
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: came off the grill. They were on the table, and

953
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: I don't even know if vomit got on all the food,

954
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 1: but just the fact that vomit was in the viciny

955
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: that means the air that was coming out of the

956
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 1: kid's mouth as he was vomiting was traveling the length

957
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 1: of the table, so I didn't even touch the barbecue.

958
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: I didn't touch the wings because I was like, I

959
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 1: can't take a chance. So I went home and I

960
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Man, I'll see

961
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: you later, Sarah and my kids were like, I want

962
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: to eat here, Like, we're not eating this food, Guys,

963
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: we're not. Do you understand, Like he vomited, And they're like, yeah,

964
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: but you said we could eat dinner here. And I'm like, guys,

965
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: he's sick. We're getting the out of here. Get in

966
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: the car, no more questions. I'll hang up and listen. Kids.

967
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: So we got home and I watched I mean, we

968
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 1: got home but middle of the second quarter, by the

969
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 1: time we packed up and got the shoes on. Watched

970
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: the end of the second quarter. Didn't watch halftime because

971
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 1: at that point everybody in the bath gotta make sure

972
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,760
Speaker 1: we ain't got no throw up germs on us. Let's

973
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: go in the bath. Then I put him to bed

974
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: and I got back up up stairs in time for

975
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: the start of the second half. When Tom Brady said, oh,

976
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,800
Speaker 1: it's really important for the Chiefs to score.

977
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: Here, you gotta act like it's three to nothing here,

978
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 2: tom Ea, how are you on the sidelines?

979
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: Well, I got my sixty thousand dollars watch it's Cardia.

980
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: What about you, tom Yeah, I got my Jacobs and Co.

981
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 2: Seven hundred thousand dollars watch on confirmed by Billy.

982
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

983
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: Billy said, street values over a million. You can't even

984
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 2: get your hands on there.

985
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: They give them that to wear just so they'll be

986
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: on TV. Yeah, why would you buy that? I'd be

987
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: scared to walk it anywhere with that on my wrist.

988
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 2: I go Billy. Daily Mail has it pinned at six

989
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 2: hundred thousand. Billy goes much more than that. You ain't

990
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 2: getting it for less than a mil so. Yeah.

991
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: Man, that was my super Bowl extravaganza, all the big

992
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: build up. I was looking forward to all this freaking food.

993
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: It was gonna be fantastic. And vomit strikes again, Man,

994
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: vomit strikes again. We'll take a break right back. How

995
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: was your super Bowl? Man?

996
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: I can do the highlights because mine's more of a

997
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: Saturday all right. Went to the Dodds. It was later though.

998
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 2: They wanted us to come over at two, but then

999
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: they sent us a picture Eric cracked a beer at

1000
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 2: ten thirty nice, so the timing was a little off.

1001
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: And then one of their friends, MVZ is his nickname,

1002
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: Marquez Valdez Scantling.

1003
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 2: He randomly left thirty minutes before we got there. Oh

1004
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: and went back to Georgia. And I go, we couldn't

1005
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,399
Speaker 2: have time that better where we got to at least

1006
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 2: say hi to the guy. Haven't I made him in

1007
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: a year?

1008
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: MVZ. Why you gotta leave on a Saturday? Man?

1009
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: So I guess they're going to Bahamas.

1010
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 1: Oh, but that makes sense.

1011
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 2: It was odd that there was no time communication where hey,

1012
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: if you come over here, you can say hi to MVZ.

1013
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 2: And then Eric said his brother B Dodd was coming.

1014
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: He ended up not coming. Oh that's weird too, but

1015
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 2: I love the Dodds though that we all don't text

1016
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 2: as much as you guys do on your family group

1017
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 2: text thing. We didn't find all this out until we

1018
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: got there in the moment, Oh B Dodd's out here,

1019
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 2: Oh we're's MVZ. Oh, you guys have been drinking for

1020
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: four hours. So it was one of those yeah surprise.

1021
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 2: It started off with a bang. They said, we have

1022
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 2: not seen you in a year. You want a present. Oh,

1023
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 2: Eric goes and gets a bag eighty dollars of coma

1024
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 2: wrong brute champagne. Oh that wasn't the best gift. In

1025
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 2: the bag, there was a green polo with a yellow

1026
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: logo and a golf flag on it. Oh from the Masters.

1027
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 2: Oh on CBS, this is Jim Nance whoa good day

1028
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 2: from Amen Corner Duo. So Dodd has connections. You can

1029
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 2: only get him at the pro shop at the Masters.

1030
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 2: And he was able to get me that And he

1031
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 2: said he'd been holding on to it for a year.

1032
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 2: That's how long it's been.

1033
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: Since we've had That's incredible, man, I know what a friend.

1034
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 2: And I got. Dude, you couldn't give me a heads

1035
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: up out of driven an hour to come get this thing.

1036
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 2: You were holding on to it.

1037
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: I dog, you didn't have him have an extra ticket

1038
00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: with that, did you.

1039
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 2: We picked up right where we left off. We're all

1040
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 2: laughing our asses off. The one thing that caught me

1041
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 2: by surprise, Dodd. He goes, Hey, I gotta go get

1042
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: the ladder. I gotta go get this whole cover off.

1043
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: He's got a beautiful patio with a TV and it

1044
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 2: looked like he hadn't watched it in a month. He

1045
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 2: had to go get a twelve foot ladder to take

1046
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 2: the cover off the thing because it's just been covered.

1047
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: I covers the TV and I go DoD who covers

1048
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 1: the TV? Outside?

1049
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: And I said, dude, you I wouldn't be in the

1050
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 2: patio backyard every day. I bring up the backyard because

1051
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 2: at that point he said, what's Justin doing?

1052
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

1053
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: And I said, why don't I didn't know it was

1054
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,279
Speaker 2: a house party, and he said, well, we're inviting our

1055
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: friend Grayson over. He's bringing a chick. So I'll text

1056
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,879
Speaker 2: Justin and tell him to come. Five minutes later, damn,

1057
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: Justin was there? No shit, Justin just ums. So Eric

1058
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 2: texts him, he comes, go and so the party started.

1059
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 2: We're in the backyard, you said, kids. I was hanging

1060
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 2: out with kids. Dodd's one kid's two sounds about right?

1061
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 2: He can walk, Yeah, that's about right. The other one's

1062
00:47:59,120 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: a newborn.

1063
00:47:59,680 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Ye.

1064
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 2: So they're milking it. I asked Anne if she milks,

1065
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 2: and she goes, I'm not a cow. But I guess

1066
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: they only milk for a month. Huh.

1067
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: Now we milked for like a year.

1068
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 2: Wow? She said, yes, she's done. Milking.

1069
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe she does the formula, and I don't judge.

1070
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,880
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want, you know what I mean.

1071
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: It's your body, your your choice.

1072
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 2: She goes, I don't have utterers. Stop saying milking.

1073
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not the government. I'm not gonna tell

1074
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: you what to do with your body.

1075
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: But everybody else is floating in and out. We knew

1076
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 2: we were going to stay the night there, so we

1077
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 2: had all kinds of drink. We had these new drinks

1078
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 2: from John Daily. They're called good Boys.

1079
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: Oh how was that?

1080
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: Didn't even crack it? So the dods are going to

1081
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: have a nice surprise when they go to the outside.

1082
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: Are the Seltzers?

1083
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah? I believe.

1084
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: So now did you draw? Did you crack the eighty

1085
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: dollars show?

1086
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: No, that'll be probably brunch Saturday.

1087
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: Smart.

1088
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 2: So we're there. We've got Seltzers, We've got Michelobaltras. Bro

1089
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 2: At this point, I'm putting beers in front of baby's

1090
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 2: bottles and I go, hey, Anna, I don't know how

1091
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 2: urgent it is to get to these kids bottles, but

1092
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 2: there's about a eighteen pack of Michelobaltras in front of

1093
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: all these bottles. How important are they. She goes, I'm

1094
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 2: gonna need them. The kids gonna drink him in an hour, Like, okay,

1095
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 2: we need to re erase the entire garage fridge.

1096
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bottles are the most important thing. Do they

1097
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: go through him like that? It's crazy, like when you

1098
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: have a newborn, you wash bottles so many times. Like

1099
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: it's just like, God, I just did this. I just

1100
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: feel I feel like I just did this. Oh my,

1101
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's rough.

1102
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 2: There's a couple of highlights. It'll be interesting. I got

1103
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 2: new golf clubs. Mizuno, who even knows that they made

1104
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: golf clubs. He got fitted and all that.

1105
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: Mizuno, how's he hitting it?

1106
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: Says he hasn't swung him yet. Oh good, So it's

1107
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 2: great job man of all the there's the callaways, the cobras, Mazzuno,

1108
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 2: the track shoe makes a golf club.

1109
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: Didn't realize that. Yeah, learn something new every day, thank you.

1110
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: So we go to the backyard, Justin and me. We've

1111
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 2: all me. I've played college baseball for two weeks. He

1112
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 2: played it his entire life. He played I believe all

1113
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: years or something.

1114
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: Oh Justiny, we're at I didn't know this Grand Valley

1115
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: Grand Valley State. Huh yeah, you've good. Yeah. Yeah.

1116
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 2: So he's a baseball player, and so I go, hey,

1117
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 2: we've never played baseball. Let's go to the fucking backyard

1118
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 2: play some baseball. So we get the kids wiffleball, and

1119
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 2: do you should see this. It's a humble, it's a

1120
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 2: kid's heaven. The kids got a mat that the kid

1121
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 2: can drive to his two year old. Okay, he hits

1122
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: a whiffle ball and he's got a matt where he

1123
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 2: can see out where it goes. So he's got a

1124
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 2: matt against the fence. That's the perfect fence for a

1125
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 2: home run derby. There's soccer balls, there's football, there's everything.

1126
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 1: Love it.

1127
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 2: So we're back there throwing the football. Justin great at baseball,

1128
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 2: but can't throw football. Very bizarre. I'm just launching it

1129
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 2: at him. Almost took out the window twice. Then me

1130
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 2: and Justin decide to play wiffle ball. I grabbed the bat.

1131
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 2: Justin's the pitcher. Okay, yeah, he's the bona fide pitcher.

1132
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 2: All right, man, you're the pitcher. I got the whiffle

1133
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 2: ball bat. It was either the second, it wasn't the first.

1134
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: He's either the second or third pitch. Justin pitches me

1135
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 2: and he's throwing him. He's throwing his Let's see what

1136
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: you got, old timer, he's throwing the ball. I got

1137
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 2: the bat bro second or third pitch. I hit this

1138
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 2: thing so fucking far half of a football field, over

1139
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 2: their fence, over their neighbors fence, into the Beethoven lot

1140
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: and I go, Justin, shut, there's no coming back from

1141
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 2: that dress.

1142
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: And I hit one so high, dude, we almost lost

1143
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 1: it in the clouds.

1144
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 2: And I guess what, I'll never I'm never living that

1145
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: one down because we're never playing again. One game over, kids,

1146
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: the kid, I crushed the ball so fucking far against him.

1147
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,280
Speaker 2: But then Eric's like, my kids never hit a baseball.

1148
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 2: So we were trying to see the first hit. Couldn't

1149
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 2: get there. But he can hit a golf ball, okay,

1150
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,479
Speaker 2: So we had inside. Justin bailed out. He was gonna

1151
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 2: meet up with some chick.

1152
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: Damn, how'd that go?

1153
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 2: He said, he failed with one, succeeded with another.

1154
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: Got it? Uh that? I mean like he said hi

1155
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: to one and he said didn't say hi to the other.

1156
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 2: Or I think he was gonna go. Were they watching

1157
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 2: stuff where they're geting out. It wasn't a lot of basketball.

1158
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 2: Dicky V made his comeback.

1159
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: I congrass Dicky V man.

1160
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 2: And then they said Luca Donnik was gonna play.

1161
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: He didn't, dude. I mean that was a ship show

1162
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,719
Speaker 1: in itself. It was ESPN like changed their whole programming

1163
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: so they could get Luke and now he's supposed to

1164
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: play to night. And then Anthony Davis came out ballin', ballin'.

1165
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: Now he's out indefinitely with a strain and his abductor.

1166
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, he's hurt already. He left the game

1167
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: hurt in the third and now he's out indefinitely with

1168
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,439
Speaker 1: an abductor strain. And then the Lakers got this center

1169
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: from the Charlotte Hornets, and then they said, oh no,

1170
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: you didn't pass a physical, get your ass back to Charlotte.

1171
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, the physical how awkward, dude. How about

1172
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: the guys that got traded that they say they're goodbyes,

1173
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: like and they go and they meet the new dudes

1174
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh no, you're not on RT. And

1175
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: then you got to go back and be like, look

1176
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,919
Speaker 1: I'm back, bitches, I didn't piss right way.

1177
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 2: Man?

1178
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: What up? Dog Connect. Welcome back to the Lakers. We

1179
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: always wanted to have you here. Man.

1180
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: How hard is it to pass the physical We passed

1181
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: ours with the work every year.

1182
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: I know they grab your notes you cough. I mean,

1183
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: how hard is it they take your blood boom.

1184
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 2: So justin Bale's out and it's starting to get towards evening.

1185
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 2: Me and Bazer didn't eat the entire day. Oh dude,

1186
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 2: So these drinks are hit me.

1187
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: It feels like me on Super Bowl Sunday and didn't

1188
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: get to eat well.

1189
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 2: And Anna told me she, oh, yeah, not to rub

1190
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 2: it in. This one didn't get vomited on. But we

1191
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 2: got the pizza and wings from Tailgate.

1192
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: Oh that was good pizza.

1193
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 2: Man. I guess I didn't realize it. And Ana said,

1194
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: I ate three quarters of the pizza and all the

1195
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: wings to myself. She goes, were you gonna let any

1196
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 2: of us elus eat some of that?

1197
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: Damn?

1198
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 2: And I said, Baser didn't feed me all day. I'm

1199
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: so sorry. Do we owe you money? And they said no,

1200
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 2: we paid for it all.

1201
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: Love that.

1202
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 2: So then it comes to the fight. We have ESPN plus,

1203
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 2: but they still charge you eighty dollars.

1204
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, due plus this and Strickland Strickland Bad Card.

1205
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: And we're playing what's the game? What's the game where

1206
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: you got to pick? You gotta predict what somebody's gonna choose.

1207
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: You want them to pick your card.

1208
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: So it's like, oh, apples to apples, that one cars

1209
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: gets humanity that one.

1210
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: That's what we're playing. We played that for hours, and

1211
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,959
Speaker 2: we met the neighbor, the guy that built their house.

1212
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: They're friends with.

1213
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: That's what I'm so.

1214
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 2: He bought a bottle of crown Over in twelve cokes

1215
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 2: and apparently I was dying of thirst. He said. Out

1216
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,800
Speaker 2: of those twelve cokes, I drank six of his cokes.

1217
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: Oh he charged it for him. No, he didn't. That's

1218
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

1219
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 2: Every like this community will try to prove how much

1220
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 2: bigger dick they are, and nobody has to pay for

1221
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 2: anything until the fight. I had to pay the eighty dollars. Oh.

1222
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 2: The whole time, the big neighbor that builds houses says, oh,

1223
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 2: I want to fight. I'm a gambler. I want to fight.

1224
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, dude, I have parlays. I was like,

1225
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,799
Speaker 2: they all hinge on this. The Eagles game doesn't matter

1226
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 2: if Duplessis doesn't beat his ass, So, okay, Dodd wants

1227
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 2: to fight Todd. I'm gonna throw some money into yeah,

1228
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: okay for the bet. It gets sound a push and

1229
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 2: it comes a shove. Eighty dollars on me. So I

1230
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 2: guess I had the biggest stick with that one. And

1231
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 2: the guy kept pressuring me. He goes, hey, I want

1232
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 2: to bet on this. You better be right, the neighbor guy,

1233
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 2: you better be right. I'm betting this. I'm betting this,

1234
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 2: and I go listen, man, dupless this ive done a

1235
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 2: lot of research. He beat him last time. He's gonna

1236
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 2: be a lot more active.

1237
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: End of the day.

1238
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 2: Duplus's whooped his ass. It wasn't even close.

1239
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: Did it distance?

1240
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 2: It went the distance, but it was absolute domination. He

1241
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 2: broke his nose strictly, was bleeding all over himself the

1242
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 2: whole fight.

1243
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: But they didn't The was a lot of shit and

1244
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:02,439
Speaker 1: he got a sucks. He didn't do anything for four rounds.

1245
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's what I get from him, Like

1246
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 1: I feel like he talks all this than you watch

1247
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: him fight and he doesn't new shit.

1248
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 2: Gotta give him prop So they never wrestled. All they

1249
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 2: did was punched the whole time.

1250
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it. Man, I didn't pay because the

1251
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:12,840
Speaker 1: card was weak.

1252
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 2: So the whole guy, I bought the fight, all right, man,

1253
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 2: let's place his bet. He goes, hey, big house builder, Hey,

1254
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 2: I want to put I'm a bet man, I want

1255
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 2: to bet. Get on his app. I convinced him because

1256
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: I was like, dup pluses, there's no money. I have

1257
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: it in parlays. So I did the minus two thirty.

1258
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 2: I was like, for you, I'd do over four and

1259
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 2: a half. I was right. He won. I go, let's

1260
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 2: place that bet. He goes, Hey, did I enter this correctly?

1261
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: He's a better man. He's a better hey, dude. He

1262
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: wanted an eighty dollars fight because I was trying to

1263
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 2: do some sights on my phone. Could not, for the

1264
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 2: life for me to get it to work. So I

1265
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 2: was like, I gotta pay the eighty.

1266
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: He's all in dodds in.

1267
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to fight. Let's go. I look at his phone.

1268
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: Wanted this advice.

1269
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 2: Hey, I need your expert opinion on this fight. I

1270
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:53,959
Speaker 2: look at his phone.

1271
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: Did he put it in correctly? Just let me know?

1272
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: He goes, Did I put this in correctly?

1273
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, over ten and a half over or

1274
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 2: four and a half. Yes, you have an inkre that's perfect.

1275
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 2: He bet ten dollars. When I tell you, I looked

1276
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 2: at his phone and I was like, bro, you just

1277
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 2: badgered me for like forty five minutes about the fight.

1278
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 2: And he goes, I do everything else big in my

1279
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 2: life when it comes to gambling, I'm very cheap.

1280
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 1: He bet ten dollars. He put ten dollars out of

1281
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: the fight. I got no problem with someone betting ten dollars.

1282
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: I don't mind that, dude. But when you talk at

1283
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: eighty dollars, when you talk about how much of a

1284
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,759
Speaker 1: gambler you are, don't come into my house saying I'm

1285
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: a gambler. I'm a gambler and then put ten dollars

1286
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: on it. If you just want to gamble, say, oh,

1287
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gamble on the fight. Oh you know, I

1288
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: may put ten dollars on it. Cool, But you built

1289
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: it up like your big dick, and you're about to

1290
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: put some money on it, and you put ten dollars.

1291
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 2: And there was the reason I told that story, because

1292
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 2: the whole fight, him and Eric talked. I don't think

1293
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 2: they watched a minute of it. I did at that.

1294
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 2: After it was over, I go, hey, guys, du plus

1295
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: Is won. I was right, and it was over four

1296
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 2: and a half. You won your bet. I don't think

1297
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 2: they saw a second of that. Fight. Is DoD like fights. Yeah,

1298
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 2: he'll watch him, but I mean, I don't think it's

1299
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:13,720
Speaker 2: appointment watching. Yeah, Dodd loves dude, and we were putting

1300
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 2: money on the waste management was great. Dodd won with Dtree.

1301
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: He bet him on Saturday, bet him on Friday. Yeah,

1302
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 2: there's no telling how much Dodd won. And then Dodd

1303
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 2: said he had the Eagles. He goes, I haven't heard

1304
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 2: a lot of people say Eagles. I was like, Eagles, Eagles.

1305
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: Kevin told Pitts Eagles, Eagles. And so the next day

1306
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 2: then Justin goes, dude, that I guess he got the

1307
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 2: guy's number, the Home Dollar Builder, And he goes, yeah,

1308
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 2: he texted me and told me that you lost him money.

1309
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, yeah, he was like mad like Justin,

1310
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can explain this proper. I

1311
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 2: don't get what he's mad about. I told him Duplessis

1312
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 2: was gonna win. I told him over four and a

1313
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 2: half rounds. He bet ten dollars and now he's making

1314
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 2: up a lie that. I was like, I don't know

1315
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 2: how I love lost him money. The guy totally confused

1316
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: me though, and justin like yeah. The guy was like,

1317
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 2: actually mad, He's like, your friend lost me a bunch

1318
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,160
Speaker 2: of money. And I think he was just being funny.

1319
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 2: But I was just being funny, man, But but that's

1320
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 2: not funny. When I was like, I try to keep

1321
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: a reputation where like people can trust meself, and I

1322
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 2: was like, he told you I lost, I was like,

1323
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 2: I was right on every bet I gave him.

1324
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: That sucks, man.

1325
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 2: I think what he was thinking is when we first

1326
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 2: came over, we were we were doing Duke. We did

1327
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 2: Duke Clemson, and dude's where he lost money. But I

1328
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 2: mean that's the thing. I was like, if it was

1329
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 2: probably another five dollars bet, then he made it back

1330
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 2: when I bet the UFC for him.

1331
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean when he says a lot of money,

1332
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 1: he bet ten dollars. You can't lose a lot of

1333
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 1: money if you're betting ten dollars. Well.

1334
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 2: He came over with a bottle of Crown in his

1335
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 2: backpack and a twelve pack of diet coke. He left

1336
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 2: with none of it. Do we clean him out?

1337
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,160
Speaker 1: You did cost him a lot of money. You cost

1338
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 1: him a lot of damn money.

1339
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 2: That was pretty empty when he left. Dude.

1340
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's rough, and that's that's a good time

1341
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,120
Speaker 1: in Dodds man.

1342
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 2: But I wish that's the thing. I wish we had

1343
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 2: a super Bowl instead. We were trying to make shift it.

1344
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: We had about the super Bowl wasn't even that good.

1345
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: So it was it was the start. The start was good,

1346
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 2: but you're dude that it petered out real quick.

1347
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you, like, even though that we got

1348
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: I mean my super Bowl party that I went to

1349
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: got puked out, like you know, you get rained out,

1350
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 1: you get you know whatever. It got puked out. And

1351
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: it wasn't all that bad because I got the kids

1352
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: to bed early because I was worried. I was thinking

1353
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: it was gonna be a close game, and when it's

1354
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: a blowout, it's like, hey, man, how's it going. Hey

1355
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 1: this game is really good? Huh, you know you're so

1356
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,840
Speaker 1: hyped for it. So then I could just chill on

1357
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 1: my couch. The kids were in bed early enough, they

1358
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: got a good night's sleep. I didn't have to worry

1359
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: at the end of the game of leaving and getting home,

1360
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: giving the kids bask getting in bed. By midnight nine

1361
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 1: forty five, dude, game was over, and I watched Terry

1362
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: Bradshaw up there on stage, and I realized, dude, you

1363
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: need to retire. Man like he's got he was shaken,

1364
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:56,640
Speaker 1: so he may have Parkinson's and that's just a legend.

1365
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. His hand was shaken. And the owner

1366
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: of the freaking Eagles even tried to take the mic

1367
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 1: because I think he was worried that he was gonna

1368
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: drop it, and he goes, I'm not letting go of

1369
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 1: the mic, and I'm like, oh, man, this is Terry Bradshaw.

1370
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: He thought I was Kenny Chesney, and I was just like,

1371
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: I felt bad for him. Deep down. I was like, man,

1372
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 1: I hope that Terry Bradshaw retires. Like it's time to go. Man,

1373
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,959
Speaker 1: it's time to walk out, say goodbye, you did great,

1374
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: you did your interview at the Super Bowl. It's time

1375
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: to go. We should not see you next season.

1376
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: At one point, they had twelve guys at the desk

1377
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 2: and I was, guys, how many is too many?

1378
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: Good? How much pregame coverage is too much. We were

1379
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: at the at the after party of the birthday party,

1380
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,720
Speaker 1: and they were already doing They were already sitting at

1381
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: the desk on Bourbon Street talking about the super Bowl.

1382
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, there is not enough to break down. You've

1383
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,520
Speaker 1: already been breaking it down for two weeks, and now

1384
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,640
Speaker 1: you have it. You're out there five hours before the

1385
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: super Bowl. There is not five hours of stuff to

1386
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 1: talk about for the super Bowl. Ray gave it to

1387
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: you in two sentences. Jalen Hurts has three point four

1388
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: seconds to throw a per drop back. Patrick Mahomes two

1389
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: point one Winter Eagles. That was it. That doesn't take

1390
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:05,280
Speaker 1: four hours. Uh.

1391
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 2: Billy Lake Tahoe, he got touched for around five k

1392
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 2: oh playing blackjack and he goes where I did say.

1393
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 2: He goes, what what can we bet? And I said

1394
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 2: Eagles minus six. I said, if you put fifteen hundred down,

1395
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:33,720
Speaker 2: you'll leave town with your five k back. And he

1396
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 2: goes minus six and I go, yeah, I think they

1397
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 2: win by seven to ten and he goes, okay, six

1398
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 2: point five, I'm in and he bet twenty nine hundred dollars.

1399
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 2: God he he uh, he left town with He left

1400
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 2: town with top corner eleven thousand dollars.

1401
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: That's just disgusting money. Minnie Wolow's dad. He texted me yesterday,

1402
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 1: he said, what do you feeling tonight? I said, He said,

1403
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: what's the play today? I said, I'm not betting against Mahomes,

1404
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: so I'm sitting this one out because every time I

1405
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,280
Speaker 1: doubt Mahomes, he beats me. He goes, I feel that

1406
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm down here in Cabo and for a Super Bowl

1407
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: golf tournament, and the cons consensus down here is everybody's

1408
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 1: on the Chiefs, so I'm gonna take the Eagles in

1409
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 1: the over. He goes, I'm gonna fade everybody. I said, damn,

1410
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: that's a good play. And he showed me a picture

1411
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: of the beach with his drink and goes, not a

1412
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: bad place to watch the Super Bowl. I said, that's awesome.

1413
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I retired. I can't be a grandpa

1414
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: to twelve grandkids and work at the same time, so

1415
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: I have to make these many trips to rest up.

1416
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: And I said, no, shit, that's awesome. Congrats on that.

1417
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 1: I need to start investing to retire, and he replied

1418
01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:59,040
Speaker 1: nothing to that, and I said, then, I said, glad

1419
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: you faded the Chiefs and he put an exclamation point.

1420
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 1: He didn't reply to that, so I don't know how

1421
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: much you bet, but he won. So all right, man,

1422
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: happy Monday, guys. That's a good pod. Patty Mahomes was crying.

1423
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: He was, Yeah, he's crying on the sideline.

1424
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 2: Dude. I gotta find that video. I gotta show you

1425
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 2: where aj Brown pulls out the book.

1426
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: That's great finding on the Socials. All right, we are

1427
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: the sore losers at gmail dot com if you want

1428
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: to email us. I have a great Monday. That was

1429
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: a great pod. Sorry, Chiefs Nation, but you can't be

1430
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: too mad. Congratulations Fly Eagles fly. You guys are super

1431
01:03:34,760 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 1: Bowl champs. Your GM's a genius. Your salary cap is

1432
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 1: in such great shape that, like Jalen Hurts, the next

1433
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,480
Speaker 1: year only counts like twenty million towards the cap. When

1434
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: you think about it, Dak counts like sixty five million

1435
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: against the cap. The Eagles are set up for success.

1436
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: They got Saquon Barkley coming back. But I mean it's

1437
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,600
Speaker 1: hard to repeat, so just enjoy it. Chiefs fans get

1438
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: an offensive line. Don't be so sad you won the

1439
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: damn Super Bowl two years in a row. You guys

1440
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 1: are just fine. There you go and yeah, oh and

1441
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: we out. Oh, there's the book. There's a book. They're

1442
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 1: all laughing. They're laughing, they're laughing.

1443
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess one of his teammates handed it to

1444
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 2: that's great. What and the funny part is that he

1445
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 2: tries to hand it to one of his guys. What's fun.

1446
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: J Browns laughing. He tried to and say, I want

1447
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: to say props to the Eagles on the gatorade bath.

1448
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: They did the gatorade bath perfect timing. Everybody always waits

1449
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 1: till there's like three seconds left on the clock and

1450
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: the coach knows it's coming and dives out of the way.

1451
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: They went with plenty of time. When they they knew

1452
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 1: he was in the bag, they dumped that damn gatorade

1453
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: and soaked his ass. And the coaches, the coaches, all

1454
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 1: the coaches a there. Quit trying to dodge the fucking gatorade.

1455
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,200
Speaker 1: Embrace the gatorade. That means you are the winner. Let

1456
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: the gatorade be poured on your head. It's so annoying

1457
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: when I see coaches dodge it. Not that has anything

1458
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,920
Speaker 1: to do with it, but the worst day of the

1459
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,400
Speaker 1: game was the graphics and the chiefs, all right, we

1460
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:16,439
Speaker 1: gotta go. Man.

1461
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 2: Uh, you're always worried about Paty Mahomes coming home, coming back? Yeah?

1462
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 2: What about they put in Kenny Pickett bro You still

1463
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: think like what if he comes back?

1464
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I never thought that. I never when

1465
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,439
Speaker 1: it was seventeen hey, when it was seventeen to nothing.

1466
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: I think it was seventeen to nothing. Literally, I was like,

1467
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: it's over. It's over. I texted Battersbox, it's over. Like,

1468
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 1: let me tell you what PM. I texted him it

1469
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: was over. It was six forty four PM, an ho're

1470
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,120
Speaker 1: in hour in. I said game over and he was

1471
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: like stop. I said it's over, dude, it's gone. Hey

1472
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:56,160
Speaker 1: go and we're gone. I gotta go home, man, Yeah,

1473
01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 1: let's go, man, Yeah, let's go. Did you buy I already? Buzz? Man?

1474
01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,040
Speaker 1: I buzz while you're doing Asia Brown