1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: subject picked me or your mama. Okay, pick me or 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 1: your mama, My mama, my mama. Pick one. Okay, we'll 5 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 1: get to that, but right now the nephew is here 6 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: for today's prank phone call. What do you have for 7 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: us today? Nev, love, etcetera. You know that's that, that's that, 8 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: that's that, that's that, etc. Share, etcetera. I don't I 9 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: don't use I don't use et cetera a lot. So 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 1: when I do you that, I try to expound on 11 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: it love, except etc. Period. I don't know how to 12 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: spell extected, but you know what I'm talking about. Let's 13 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: go get Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach out Calin Calin. 14 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, she's not here right now speaking. This is 15 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: Dr Elbert. Listen. I was giving a car. Are you 16 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: able to leave a message for it for me? Yeah? Yeah, okay? 17 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,240 Speaker 1: Would you let her know her sessions will be on 18 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 1: Wednesdays at seven What sessions you're talking about? Session? Well, 19 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: actually she signed up for class uh and eight week 20 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: class and it's every Wednesday night at seven thirty Okay, 21 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: what what what classes are you talking about? What kind 22 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: of class? This is? Love etcetera? Have you heard of us? No? Okay, 23 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: well let me kind of give you a little briefing here. 24 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: Kaitlin actually came in and filled out to take some classes, 25 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: and um, we love etcetera. So we teach different things. Uh, 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: what is it like a seminar or something? Well, you 27 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:42,040 Speaker 1: we we teach for play, intimacy, sensual massages and things 28 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: like that. And she I was actually here when she 29 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: came and filled out the paperwork. She said she wanted 30 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: to screwce up her love life with her husband. Are 31 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: you her husband? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm my husband. But 32 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is is it's like a like a 33 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: joint thing. Am I supposed to be there or something? No? No, no, no, no, 34 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: this is actually her wanting to actually I uh, if 35 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: you don't know about it, I'm assuming she wants to 36 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 1: surprise you and show you some different things when when 37 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 1: she finishes her sessions, So when did uh? When when 38 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: did she come in? Like she came in? Where where 39 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: are y'all located? First of all, Okay, she actually came 40 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks ago, and she filled out 41 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: the paperwork. We're in the downtown area. She filled it out. 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: She said she was very excited. She wanted to do 43 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: some different things for her husband. We just asked if 44 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: she gets here a little earlier, probably fifteen minutes earlier, 45 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: so she can shower and put a robe on, and 46 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: then we can we can start class. Who who who 47 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: wha wa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa shower shower and rose. 48 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: What's that? What's that for? I mean, you're not you're 49 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: not upset about this all right now? I mean I 50 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 1: ain't gonna follow with you know, we mean we know. 51 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: I mean we married a couple, you know what I mean, 52 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 1: so you know, anything the spice of spice up the marriage. 53 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: But you know, as far as me not being involved 54 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: in her going out the bar so and you're talking 55 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: about taking the bath and robe and all the other stuff. Man, 56 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: she don't need to be there for no, for no 57 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 1: meth like that. Man. Well, no, no, sir, it's nothing 58 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 1: like that. I mean, it's it's it's basically a class 59 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:01,079 Speaker 1: what people get in touch with their with their sensitive 60 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,519 Speaker 1: side and you get to actually, you know, you learn 61 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: about four play what what taking you're talking about a 62 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: week though, eight weeks you must leaving. How y'all even 63 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: eight weeks it's only one night a week, it's only 64 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: on Wednesday, So really you only have eight sessions. Eight 65 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: sessions exactly. Okay, So why why didn't she have to 66 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: have a role though, I mean why she not? Why 67 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,480 Speaker 1: she just not showing up at the work or whatever. Well, 68 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,080 Speaker 1: you have to bring your rope, sir. Everyone showers and 69 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: then they put their robe on and we we actually 70 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: coached them through. Here's how four play goes. Here's the intimacy, 71 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: here's sensual massaging. No no, no, no, fam you you 72 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: get you getting it twisted. What I'm asking you is 73 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 1: you you You're really not explaining yourself enough. Like what 74 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 1: do y'all do? Like like a classroom said, if I'm 75 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,360 Speaker 1: in the class, I'm taking a class. There's nobody touching me, 76 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: ain't no, ain't no cold coming off, the nobody taking 77 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: no group showers. Kay on what you got you sound like? 78 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: What's going Nothing? Nothing like that at all. But we 79 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: do come in contact with that sensual side. Now she 80 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: will have a partner in class. She'll deal with that 81 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: one partner. It's not until the fourth session that we 82 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: really get into some strong physical contact. What are you 83 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: talking about? What are you talking about? You're talking about 84 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: a partner like you're talking about another woman, like some 85 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: of my teammate and something. What you're talking about you 86 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 1: call another dude? Everyone has the opposite sex partner. Yeah, 87 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: you gotta be out your mind. You called. Why are 88 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 1: you even? Why are you even calling me with this 89 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 1: right here? And you have to understand, I'm I wasn't 90 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: calling you. I was trying to reach miss Klin. I 91 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: don't care who are you trying to reach? Man? You 92 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: call in my house talking about my wife on some 93 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: role that some partners and they don't get physical to 94 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: the fourth sess in the Karenaine would be no physical 95 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: at all, sir. Basically, your wife is trying to surprise 96 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,040 Speaker 1: you with a good thing. No, no, no, no, hold 97 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,160 Speaker 1: on you just hold on. Gona get this straighten down 98 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,840 Speaker 1: real quick. Hold on wait wait, wait, wait, what are 99 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: you what are you doing? I'm gonna call my wife, 100 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 1: That's what I'm oping what you don't understand she's trying. 101 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 1: It's not good for you to call. She wants to 102 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,040 Speaker 1: surprise you. My wife. You had me hand on I 103 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: wife the way I want to handle it. You hold on, 104 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: hold on this true. You called me back when you 105 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: get this message, called me back at the house as 106 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: soon as you get to sir. Yeah, she wants to 107 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,280 Speaker 1: surprise you know, Well we got surprised already, all right. 108 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 1: The first of all, she ain't gonna be coming down 109 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 1: to yall little sessions. And when where y'all say, y'all 110 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: little do located at again? We love, ETCeteras in the 111 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: downtown area. How much this thing is supposed to cost anyway? Well, 112 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: like I said, she signed up for eight sessions. It's 113 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: it's uh one session per week. It's one hundred dollars 114 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,720 Speaker 1: eight session. She's already played the eight hundred dollars, sir, 115 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:37,760 Speaker 1: she's paid him full to do all eight sessions. Man, 116 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Speaker 1: I know well she ain't paid eight hundred dollars to y'all. 117 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: She's starting this coming when she won't be there. I'm 118 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,919 Speaker 1: gonna tell you that right now. And and if you 119 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,680 Speaker 1: if you got any of that money, you got any 120 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,600 Speaker 1: of my money down there, you bet to be coming 121 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: back with it. I'm I'm sorry downtown, y'all Downtown. I 122 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: work downtown. So guess what I don't will be there 123 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 1: tomorrow to get my money, you love, etcetera. Is nonrefundable. 124 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: When people signed up with these clas as, you can't 125 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,599 Speaker 1: change your mind like that. Look, man, that's paperwork. Don't 126 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: don't tell me about what's not refundable, what's refundable, what's 127 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,359 Speaker 1: not refundable. If I show up, I don't have my 128 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,159 Speaker 1: money back right in my aim? Wouldn't make it. Would 129 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: you feel a little bit more comfortable if I was 130 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: her partner doing the sessions? Are you married, sir? Yes, 131 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: I am. You are, okay, so let me have a 132 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,559 Speaker 1: session with your wife. I do a year with your wife. 133 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: My wife. My wife works with other men in the sessions. 134 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 1: That fine, that's fine. So I'm gonn gonna knock your 135 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: wife down a lot of good you know, you know whatever, 136 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,920 Speaker 1: and then we're gonna see how you like. Sir. I'm 137 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: not gonna go back and forth. We didn't go back 138 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: the foils. I'm gonna come down there. I don't get 139 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: my mom back, and I'm gonna going forward with my 140 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 1: with my business. And then don't call this I was 141 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: no more. Don't work all wife, take your name off 142 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,839 Speaker 1: the little Leger or whatever. Ain't gonna be no classes player. 143 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,160 Speaker 1: We're nonrefundable. I keep telling you that. Now, who do 144 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 1: you think you're raising your voice? Say so, I'm I'm 145 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 1: talking to you. I keep telling you we're non refundable. 146 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: Don't tell me it's not refundable if she goes to 147 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 1: anty session yet. No, she has not using every year right, 148 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:00,160 Speaker 1: and then used the service there, right. But we why 149 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: we partnered her up. We already have a partner for 150 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: her partner. That's a part of the the usual wife. How 151 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: about dad? He quick bringing my wife into, bringing my 152 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: wife into what I'm gonna bring your wife into what 153 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 1: Maybe the problem is you. Maybe you're not doing what 154 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 1: you need to be doing at all. They do talking 155 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,720 Speaker 1: soon coming down there tomorrow to come get money. Woman, 156 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 1: you better have my money. It's gonna be your please. 157 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: What am I supposed to tell I don't know about it. 158 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: That's what I'm part of the hes gonna get kicked to. 159 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: Do you know who her partner is. I'm the only 160 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 1: partner she got. We partnered her up with nephew Tommy 161 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Y'all, y'all, y'all, 162 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:47,960 Speaker 1: pay man, that's funny. Man, Tommy, Tommy is this time? 163 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: Is this? Tommy doesn't have your time? Look somebody you up? Man, 164 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: y'all play some y'all playing timey too much? Man, we 165 00:07:56,960 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: got a that's that's wrong. Man, I gotta ask you. 166 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 1: Come on, Joe, talk to me. What's the baddest radio 167 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: show in the last man? Steve wanted so bad? Somebody 168 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: gonna blank you up? Man? Uh huh? You know who 169 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: your partners? Don't. I'm coming down there. Hey, I'll tell 170 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: you what, man, world, why not partnered with your wife 171 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: bout a year knock hut down off for body. See 172 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: how you like that? She had no mail partet for 173 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 1: the beat you? And then get your wife to beat 174 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: the part she's already looked up with a partner. Get 175 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: your wife dog he was bad and un. I'll be 176 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 1: down that to mar You best believe you're gonna give 177 00:08:52,120 --> 00:09:00,680 Speaker 1: me mine. I promise you that partner. Yes, a man, 178 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,720 Speaker 1: keep going. Somebody got to do it. Somebody has to 179 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:10,320 Speaker 1: somebody has to call these peoples. All right, Well, thank you, nephew. 180 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's my strawberry letter. The subject is 181 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: take me are your mama? Okay, we're gonna get into it. 182 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning 183 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: Show